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翻译: 白雲滄狗 井木犴 大宋@閗帮主 black 校对: 佐佐 后期&压制: SuperBrother
最后 相信大家都注意到 And finally, I'm sure you've all noticed
你们即将派送的豪华吊灯了 the fabulous chandelier you'll be delivering.
啥? 哪呢? What? Where?
抬头 Up there.
漂亮 Nice.
这货相当娇贵 It's extremely delicate,
如果谁打碎了 谁就得赔 so if one of you breaks it, you're paying for it!
- Fry干的 - 我干啥了? - Fry did it! - Did what?
为一会儿的情况预演下 Just practicing for later.
刚刚好 Ah, perfect timing.
我刚给飞船的物质压缩机充能 I just turbocharged the ship's matter compressor.
物质压缩机是什么? What's the matter compressor?
跟你没关系 Fry Nothing's the matter, Fry,
反正我给物质压缩机充好能量了 now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor.
与其把飞船弄得更快 Instead of making the ship faster,
装一些安全带怎么样? how about installing some seat belts?
安全带会增加净负载 Seat belts are dead weight.
我追求的是速度 I feel the need for speed!
是啊 但我追求的是安全 Yes, but I feel the nafety for safety.
我可不觉得你追求的是安全 Oh, fuff! I don't get all up in your business
尤其是你增加了罩杯之后 when you upgrade your bazooms!
那是因为我的罩杯并不会威胁到谁的生命安全 That's because my bazooms don't put anyone's life in danger!
折了我的脊椎 Done broke my spine.
不过我喜欢 Nice rack, though.
谢了 Scruffy Thank you, Scruffy.
你们毁了我的小飞船Bessie?! You wrecked my dear ship, Bessie?!
我刚给她起完名 I just finished naming her.
别管飞船了 关心关心我们吧 Never mind the ship. What about us?
Fry干的 Fry did it!
我们受够这台飞行绞肉机了 We've had it with this flying slaughterhouse.
我们要把它扔进垃圾堆 We're having it towed away for scrap,
并要更安全的全新飞船 and we're getting a new, safer ship.
我来解决你们的问题 Here I comes to save the days.
你们就是这样对我的吗? This is how you treat me?
亏我这么多年来还一直给你们带来"好消息" After all the good news I've given you over the years?
如果你们不要Bessie Well, if you don't want Bessie,
那就是不要我了 you don't want me.
再见 Good-bye!
136号报废场 地球上最快乐的地方
别害怕 小船船 Don't worry, shippums,
利用一整个报废场里的废物 with a whole junkyard of spare parts to work with,
我会把你改成清纯少女的 I'll turn you into a tepid rod.
去它的清纯 火爆女王 Oh, what the heck-- a hot rod!
清晨熔炼的时间到了 Time for the mornings meltsdowns.
我会报答你的 我发誓 I'll pay you back, I swear.
行了行了 这话听过不下八百次了 Yeah, yeah, I heards its befores.
下一个 星际快递飞船 Next up, the Planet Expresses ship.
搞毛啊... Whats the...?
去死吧 衰货 In your face, sucker!
另外 我会寄你支票 支付我盗用的零件的 Also, I'll send you a check for the parts I stole!
好吧 你个实诚的小阿飞 Okays, ya honest young punk!
继续下一件垃圾 Now ons to the next junker.
道路宽阔 Ah, the open road!
前面没一艘飞船 Not a ship ahead of me.
哟 老头子 开快点 Yo, Methuselah, speed it up!
你这样搞得我们疯狂街头赛车手很不安全 You're making the roads unsafe for us maniac street racers!
走开 一帮飞车党 Step off, you greasers!
哥赛车那会儿 飞船都还是在月海上飞呢 I was street-racing back when ships still ran on moonwater!
去你的 尝尝我们飞车党的厉害 Damn, yo, get a load of speed geezer!
够了 你们这些小流氓 That's it, you hoodlums!
你们满口胡吹着大话 Your mouth just wrote a PayPal transfer request
骨子却没有半点种去实现它们 that your butt has insufficient funds to honor!
哟 接受挑战 Yo, it is on!
成败未定别乱说 Before that, it was off.
绕中央公园两圈 Twice around Central Park.
输者要给赢家报销一整年的医疗保险 Loser has to make the winner's Medicare copayments for a year!
好 A'ight.
数到三 一... On three. One...
他有点真家伙 Aw, it just got real.
真得我都不敢相信了 So real I don't believe it.
二... ...two...
天呐 我可负不起半毛钱医疗保险 Aw, man, I can't afford no Medicare copayments!
...三 ...three!
超速危险 请缓速飙车
老褶子还真有点疯本事 Wrinkles got some mad moves, yo.
哟 老褶子 看你戴着大眼镜 我叫你教授好了 Yo, Wrinkles, you got big glasses. I'm gonna call you the Professor.
啥?! 谁也甭想那么叫我 What?! No one calls me that!
Minx 要是赢过这局 你能跟我约会吗? Hey, Minx, we survive this, can I finally get that date?
不行 你知道我是Benny的 Nah. You know I'm with Benny.
姑娘 他配不上你 Girl, he don't own you!
我知道 但是谁把我从施虐狂爸爸那救出来的 Yeah, but he saved me from my abusive father.
不是身体虐待 语言上的 Not physically abusive; verbally.
说来话长 车都快打滑了 没工夫细聊 It's a long story I can't get into while we're spinning out.
被纸割到了 Ow! Paper cut!
嘿Earl Hey, Earl,
那个是我们追捕了好几年的飙车团伙 it's that street-racing gang we've been trying to bust for years.
一直没抓到 我得说 Unsuccessfully, I might add.
今天算你走运 皮条鼠 Guess this is your lucky day, Pimparoo.
今天将是那帮阿飞最后一次危及市民安全 Those punks have endangered our citizens for the last time.
很讽刺好嘛 Ironic!
我去 是条子 Whoa, it's the police!
转弯飙起来 Let's turn and burn!
在逃命吗? 悲剧到家了 Running off, eh? You're pathetic!
要是有我这样的飞船 你们就不会怕条子了 You wouldn't be scared of the po-po if you had a ship like mine.
教授 既然你的船这么屌 Yo, Professor, if your ship's so dope,
为毛还被条子紧追在屁股后头 就像我爸追着骂我 why are those cops on your tail like my dad's verbal abuse on my psyche.
因为你还没见识到老Bessie的能耐 'Cause you haven't seen what old Bessie can do yet.
沙扬娜拉 东京废物 Sayonara, Tokyo driftwood!
- 搞毛啊靠?! - 我去 够拽 - What the what?! - Whoa, snap!
那哥们玩了个跨次元漂移 Dude pulled a dimensional drift!
真不敢相信我们又跟丢了 I can't believe we lost 'em again.
我要喝酒 I need a drink.
别啊 我们在上班呢 Nah. We're on the job.
去找些流浪家庭喷胡椒喷雾好了 Let's just go pepper-spray some homeless families.
刚那一步真心变态 That was a sick move, yo!
谢谢 我表示搞不懂你什么意思 Thank you. I have no idea what that means.
你有自毁倾向 教授 You got a death wish, Professor.
你在生活中一定受过某些创伤 就像我们一样 Something must've happened in your life that hurt you, just like us.
比如我 就是语言暴力 In my case, it was verbal abuse.
那些全都过去了 宝贝 That's in the rearview mirror, baby.
伤人的不是他说出的话 It wasn't what he said that hurt,
是那些言外之讽 it was what was left unsaid.
有时候 解决问题的最好办法 就是加快速度甩开它们 Sometimes the best way to deal with your problems is to drive away from 'em real fast.
话说 哟 你要入伙吗? So, yo, you want to hook up with our crew?
照旧 不懂你们什么意思 Again, no idea what that means.
好消息 各位 Good news, everyone!
我们的安全新船到了 Our safe new ship has arrived,
她会让你们惊讶得下巴都掉下来 and it's gonna knock your socks on where they belong.
船在盒子里吗? Is it inside that box?
不 这个就是船了 No. That's the ship.
盒子外形可防止飞行速度过快 The boxy shape keeps it from going too fast.
再来里面看看 And check out the interior.
注意看这些背向式座椅 Note the rear-facing safety seats.
酷 Cool!
等等 反着坐的话 就看不到挡风玻璃外了 Hey, wait. If I'm backwards, I can't see out the windshield.
没有挡风玻璃的 There is no windshield.
谁还要大块又易碎的玻璃啊 Who needs a big,breakable piece of glass
有了这个衬垫式仪表盘 我们可以监控所有东西 when we can just monitor everything on the padded dashboard display?
起码杯托还是有的 At least there's a cup holder.
那是手托好么 That's an arm holder.
那就牛刀小试一把 Well, let's break this ship in.
这个包裹要送到3号炫极星 This package is going to Glorionimous 3,
围绕巨型彩虹恒星运行的行星 which orbits an incredible rainbow giant star.
- 好嘞 - 走起 - All right! - Let's ride!
平安无事 Safe and sound.
♪ Bender好无聊 Bender好无聊 ♪ ♪ Bender is bored, Bender is bored ♪
♪ Bender Bender... ♪ ♪ Bender, Bender, Bender... ♪
Leela Bender好烦人 Leela, Bender's bothering me!
检测到驾驶员干扰 Driver distraction detected.
♪ Bender Bender... ♪ ♪ Bender, Bender, Bender ♪
新纽约黑街
太神了 Amazing!
玩多元文化的阿飞族一天到晚就只赛车和修车? You multicultural punks just race and tinker all day long?
还交流各自面临的问题 And we rap about our problems.
比如我姨妈的邻居是个囤积狂 Like my aunt's neighbor is a hoarder.
一大摞杂志把她的猫给砸了 Stack of magazines fell on her cat.
很难受的 你明白吗? It's hard, you know?
你并不孤单 Yo, you're not alone.
嘿 教授 那个跨次元漂移超屌的 Hey, Professor, that dimensional drift was hot!
你是怎么弄的? How'd you rock that?
很简单 Minx It's simple, Minx.
你只需要一个四维进气管 All you need is a 4-D intake manifold.
它会吸进四维空间 制造出一个光滑的蛀洞 It sucks in fourth dimension, creating a friction-less wormhole.
看呐 Dig that!
没啥大不了的 这能算个鸟 Ain't no thing but a hyperchicken wing.
怎么了? What?
应该是到站了 Huh. I guess we're here.
我们去送货吧 Let's make the delivery.
送货已自动完成 Delivery auto-completed.
欢迎回家 英雄们 Welcome home, heroes!
飞船把活全干了? The ship did everything?
但我们都没冒险呢 But we didn't have an adventure.
这是快递公司 This is a delivery company.
冒险当然越少越好 越多无益 We need less adventures, not more adventures.
走吧 我们去待命室 等待下一次任务 Now come on, let's go to the ready room and wait for our next assignment
- Leela... - 随时待命 老大 - Leela... - Ready for action, sir!
好吧 Uh... okay.
我需要你去买点东西 I need you to pick up a few groceries.
顺路送Fry和Bender去学空手道 Oh, and on the way, drop off Fry and Bender at karate class.
对啊 今天是周三 Oh, right, it's Wednesday!
今天我们要学回旋踢 Today we're gonna learn spinny kicks!
大人物空手道
恶搞连锁超市Piggly Wiggly
停止牌 前方20米 Stop sign in 75 feet.
停止牌 前方15米 Stop sign in 50 feet.
我知道看见停止牌要怎么停的 I know how to stop at a stop sign!
哟 足球妈咪 加速啊 午餐盒开动起来 Yo, soccer mom, speed it up! Move that lunch bucket!
- Leela - 教授?! - Oh, Leela! - Professor?!
你对行星快递飞船做了什么? What did you do to the Planet Express ship?
还有干嘛穿一身皮质实验服? And why are you wearing a leather lab coat?
因为我不像你 我很酷 Because unlike you, I'm cool.
我在应该睡觉的深夜都玩飙车的 I drive fast late at night when I should be sleeping.
但你不会懂的 But you wouldn't understand.
我只懂我依然能比糟老头子开得快 I understand I can still outdrive your saggy ass,
即使是开这种废铁 even in this clunker.
那个独眼家庭主妇在挑衅你 That one-eyed housewife called you out!
抽空找地儿比比呗 中年妇女 When and where, PTA?
这算哪家子的邪门双车道啊? What kind of glorked up drag strip is this?
莫比乌斯带 伙计 Möbius drag strip, man.
好了 没警察 没法律 没规则 Okay, no cops, no laws, no rules.
下面说一下规则 Now here are the rules.
开过扭曲处的两面各一次 Once around both same-sides of the half-twist
然后回到起点终点线 and back to the start and finish line.
准备好了吗? Ready?
Leela 教授 别这么做 太激动人心了 Leela, Professor, don't do this! It's too exciting!
各就位... 预备... Mark... set...
开始 go, yo!
还剩一圈 One more lap!
不对 是半圈 Nah, half a lap.
你忘了 莫比乌斯带上 两圈是一圈 You forgot, on a Möbius strip, two laps is one lap.
懂拓扑的熊孩子啊 You kids and your topology.
同事妹子就要赢了 The lady from work is winning!
看起来你要输给一辆小货车了 Looks like you're about to lose to a minivan.
除非你还有什么忘了玩的绝招 Unless you have any surprise moves you've forgotten about.
没了没了 No, no.
等等 跨次元漂移 Wait! Dimensional drift!
现在谁领先了? Now who's in the lead?!
说真的呢 我搞不清了 Seriously, I have no idea.
好哇 平局 Hooray! A tie!
你们说他们死了么? Do you think they're... dead?
不 不 No, no.
我宁愿相信他们在其他某个次元还活着 I choose to believe they're alive in some other dimension.
在痛苦地尖叫 Screaming in agony.
但愿如此 I hope so.
发生什么了? What's going on?
为什么我看起来像傻缺卡通人? Why do I look like a stupid cartoon character?
我感觉体重减轻了 I feel like I lost weight.
- 减成零了 - 真神奇啊 - All of it. - Remarkable!
看起来在相对论速度下碰撞 It seems that colliding at relativistic speed
已经使我们坍缩到二维了 has collapsed us down into two dimensions.
平面国: 英国科幻小说
不要啊 就像《平面国》? Oh, no! Like Flatland?
随你怎么说吧 Call it what you will.
重点是 怪物史莱克再出新电影也不会好看了 The point is, the new Shrek movie won't look nearly as good.
我刚才在后座上打瞌睡 I was taking a nap in the back seat.
我睡的时候有什么...? Anything happen while I was...?
血洒莫比乌斯带 Bloods on the Möbius strip.
这些孩子什么时候能长记性? When will these kids learns?
现在是个什么情况? So now what happens?
显而易见 行星快递完了 It's the end of Planet Express and life as we know it.
找不到新员工 我们只能金盆洗手了 We're out of business unless we find a new crew!
伙计 我们能做员工 Yo, dawg, we're a crew.
那问题解决了 Well, that solves that.
既然要做同事 我应该坦白跟你说 If we're gonna be co-workers, I got to be straight with you.
我曾... I've been...
被多年讥讽的语言暴力伤透了心 emotionally scarred by years of unspoken verbal abuse.
我叫Zoiberg 很高兴认识你 I'm Zoidberg. Nice to meet you!
死平板男 怎么从这个二维世界出去? Hey, Flatso, how do we get out of this two-bit dimension?
答案非常简单 There's a simple answer for that.
出不去 We can't.
但是乐观来看 But on the upside,
我们可以探索一个遵循不同物理定律的次元了 we've got a whole dimension to explore with entirely different laws of physics.
比如说 丢下这个弹球会发生什么呢 Why, watch what happens when I drop this marble.
好吧 没啥区别 Well, that's the same,
但其他现象则不然 but other things are different.
来 瞧瞧这个二维鸟窝 Come, look at this two-dimensional bird's nest.
我先 让我先绕过Leela Ooh, me first! I'll just step past Leela here.
这个次元是绕不过东西的 You can't step past in this dimension.
只能用跨的 You have to step around.
仔细观察这个二维鸟蛋 Observe this two-dimensional egg.
如果从三维空间看这个二维空间 If we were in the third dimension, looking down,
我们就能见到蛋中的小鸟了 we'd be able to see an unhatched chick in it,
正如身处四维空间时 just as a chick inside a three-dimensional egg
可以看到三维空间中蛋里的小鸟 could be seen by an observer in the fourth dimension.
四维空间?! 我无法想象 你个扯淡狂 Fourth dimension?! I can't picture that! You're dumb.
别动 Halt!
谁在说话? Who said that?
我只能看到一串竖线段 All I see are a bunch of vertical line segments.
我们是平板贵族 We are the Lords of Flatbush.
随我们来 大王为你们举办了欢迎宴 Come. The king has declared a feast in your honor.
他怎么知道我们在这儿? Wow. How did he even know we're here?
因为我就是大王 走起吧 'Cause I'm him. Let's eat.
开宴席 The feast is served!
诸位来选择倾心的二维食物吧 Choose whatever two-dimensional foods you like.
烤饼 扁面包 麦当劳汉堡 Crepes, flatbread, McDonald's hamburgers.
自己选 You get the idea.
好哎 苹果 Yum! Apples!
嘿 为啥我吞不下去? Hey, how come I can't swallow?
我想是因为我们的两端式消化系统无法在这个次元工作 Hmm. I guess it's because our two-ended digestive system can't exist in this dimension.
看样子会很伤脑筋啊 I suppose that could be an issue.
我就知道他会想法整死我们的 I knew it. I knew he'd get us killed somehow.
如你所见 或者说看不见 As you can see, or rather can't see,
听我解释好了 but take my word for it,
消化系统在二维空间中会把我们分成两个部分 such a digestive system would divide a 2-D being into separate pieces!
那要怎么吞咽和消化东西呢? So how are we supposed to eat and digest?
懂了 Got it.
既然没有适应这里的消化系统 Well, since we have no digestive systems here,
我想我们还是早点回到三维世界吧 I guess we'd better get back to the third dimension after all.
三维世界? 我无法想象 你个扯淡狂 Third dimension? I can't picture that! You're dumb.
这是科学 有何好笑?! There's nothing funny about science!
如果X轴和Y轴可以存在 If there can be an X-axis and a Y-axis,
Z轴有何不可? why not a Z-axis?
他给我们的思路开了天窗 He's opening our minds to new ideas!
杀了他 Kill him!
- 回船上 - 哪一艘? - To the ship! - Which ship
Leela的 更安全 Leela's! It's safer.
安全有毛用 跑了再说 Safety kills. We got to move!
快跑 快跑 快跑 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
暂时跑了又怎样? Oh, what's the point of fleeing?
即使我们逃离了他们 Even if we escape from those creatures,
我们还是得饿死在这个次元中 we'll still be stuck in this dimension till we starve.
等等 来个跨次元漂移如何? Wait. What about a dimensional drift?
既然之前去过四维空间 If it went through the fourth dimension before,
那也许也能回三维空间 maybe here, it'll go through the third dimension!
天哪 说的没错 By God, you're right!
但要逃离这里 But to keep us there,
我需要在漂移过程中加速到次元逃逸速度 I'd need to accelerate to dimensional escape velocity during the drift.
要是傻丫头Minx看到多好 Oh, if only Minx could see that.
那她就不会只把我当爸爸看了 Then she'd see me as more than just a father figure.
盐滩
目前运行正常 Now's good.
2.1维度 Two point one dimensions!
2.2维度 Two point two!
2.314...维度 Two point pi!
看那里 变得立体起来了 Look, up there! There's some up!
第三维度 The third dimension!
没错 但我们是要撞进一个巨大号盘子 Indeed, but we're about to crash into some sort of huge disk!
我的肠子偏在这时候回来了 My bowels returned at a bad time!
我要在此致词 I'd likes to say a few words.
老子要烧死他们 I'm gonna burns them ups.
焚化
我们回来了 宝贝 We're back, baby!
好个惊心动魄的五分钟 It's been an emotional five minutes,
好在诸事都成全了圆满结局 but I guess everything worked out in the end.
老大 也不是诸事皆圆满 Yo, boss, not everything.
喂? Hello?
老爸? Dad?
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