7的7次幂种未来世界猜想之一
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译: 白雲滄狗 Kresent 大宋@閗帮主 佐佐 校对: 佐佐 后期 & 压制: SuperBrother
英仙座奥米克戎8号星
今年秋季档献映 Coming this fall.
有些警察会读心术 Some cops can read minds.
你到底干没干? 我可不会读心术 Did you do it or not? I'm not a mind reader.
有些警察可以看到过去 Some cops can see the past.
要是能目击凶案的发生 我就可以破这个案子 I could solve this crime if only I had personally watched it happen.
有些警察则会从天使那里得到帮助 And some cops get help from angels.
说啊 加百利 你肯定看见了什么 Come on, Gabriel, you must have seen something!
圣经七大天使之一 上帝传送好消息给人类的使者
没 老兄 我可不为条子提供线索 Nah, man, I ain't seen nothing for no cop.
但还有一个警察 But there's still one cop
没有任何特异功能 With no special abilities whatsoever.
只有一种方式可以知道是谁犯了罪 Ah, there's only one way to know who committed this crime.
那就是我... 去找 I'll just have to... Find out.
Klaus Mandela警探就是... 发现者 Detective Klaus Mandela is... The Finder Outer
如今真是电视行业的黄金时代呀 This truly is the golden age of television.
嘿 老爸 帮我赢得一枚徽章吧? Hey, papa, want to help me earn a merit badge?
不好意思 儿子 Hmm? Sorry, son.
这会儿NBC比你更需要我的爱 Right now, NBC needs my love more than you do.
NBC: 全国广播公司
Lrrr Lrrr!
要么帮孩子 要么去外面除草 Either help the boy, or go outside and degauss the lawn!
真是太好了 Oh, very well.
奥米克戎童子军 准备好吞食你的敌人
徽章 想起我小时候了 Merit badges. Ah, this brings me back.
削骨 我以前超爱这个 Oh, bone whittling. I used to love that.
弑父 Patricide.
咱们来试试这个吧 Well, let's work up to that one.
这个头骨摆放怎么样? How about skull arranging?
那是童女军玩的 That is for grrrl scouts!
男人带头骨回家 女人摆放它们 Men bring the skulls home, women arrange them.
爹要帮你得个爷们点的徽章 I'm gonna help you earn a manly badge.
星球入侵 Planetary invasion!
但那也太难了 But that's really hard.
难个屁啊 Hard shmard.
爹领你去入侵银河系中最弱的星球 I'll let you invade the easiest planet in the whole galaxy.
好消息 各位 Good news, everyone!
我快要疼死了 I'm in terrible pain.
- 这算什么好消息? - 不是啦 - How is that good news? - It's not.
我是说我用完"好消息"牌草本精华了 I've run out of good news brand herbal supplement.
要是再不给我搞点"好消息"来 各位 If you don't get me more good news, everyone,
关节炎就要把我整成猴子干尸了 My arthritis will make me seize up like a dried monkey carcass.
我见过的 在那个大猴子沙漠里 I've seen those. In the great monkey desert.
我们打断您的节目 We interrupt your tv being off
插播一条特殊消息 For this special bulletin.
探测到一艘外星飞船正飞往地球 An alien saucer has been detected en route to earth.
我们连线白宫草坪现场 We now go live to the white house lawn,
这种东西总是会降落在那里的 Where such things usually land.
去啊 Go on.
按门铃 入侵他们 Ring the bell and invade them.
啥事? Yes?
我叫Jrrr 来自英仙座奥米克戎8号星 I-I'm Jrrr, of the planet omicron persei 8.
啥? 你大点声 孩子 Uh, what's that? Speak up, son.
别看我 你要入侵的是他 Don't look at me. You're invading him.
我就是来告诉你 我过来入侵你们星球了 I just wanted to know-- well, I'm here to invade your planet?
真是可爱的小... Oh, what a cute little...
Brannigan Brannigan!
赶紧滚出来投降 趁我还没爆粗口 Get out here and surrender before I get my expletives deleted!
投降书
地球就是你们的了 And earth is yours.
殿下 接下来我要怎么取悦你? So, sire, how may I please you?
继续啊 Go ahead.
他这鞠躬可不会自行礼毕 His bowels aren't gonna disem themselves.
能不能走了啊? Can't we just go?
除非你炸掉什么 Not until you blow something up.
天 Aw, man.
理性礼堂 22/7: 愚者之π
杰斐逊家族纪念碑
赶紧挑个东西炸了 我好回家看《发现者》 Just pick something and blow it up so I can get home in time for The Finder-outer.
搞什么? What the...?
行了 挺好的 咱们回家 All right, good enough. Let's go.
他杀了我倒数第二个Agnew He killed my second-to-last Agnew.
Rosemary Rosemary!
把我桌上的酒瓶都收拾了 Sweep the booze bottles off my desk!
我要向全星球讲话 I'm addressing the planet.
- 你得先刷牙 - 是 是 - First, brush your teeth! - Yeah, yeah.
地球的公民们 My fellow earthicans,
一位伟大的美国猛兽永远地沉默了 A great american monster has been silenced.
克隆体Agnew离开了我们 Clone of agnew is gone,
赤手空拳被凶残的奥米克戎星人杀害 Killed in his clomping shoes by ruthless omicronians.
但我们会为他报仇 出奇制胜 But we're gonna get even, by golly.
我去 每个频道都是他 Aw, crap, he's on every channel!
决议立即执行 我颁布了 Effective immediately, I'm calling for
对英仙座奥米克戎8号星的全面封锁 A planetary embargo against omicron persei 8.
美国情景喜剧 现已播出四季
《燃情克利夫兰》呢? Where's my hot in cleveland?
今天起停止所有与奥米克戎星人的贸易 All trade with the omicronians stops today.
包括文化输出 And that includes cultural exports.
文化? Cultural?
我指的是电视 尼克松讲话完毕 I'm talking about tv! Nixon out!
不... No...!
无所谓 反正我从不去英仙座奥米克戎8号星 Well, I never liked going to omicron persei 8 anyway.
如果我们想呼吸硫酸 被大蜥蜴揪下脑袋 If we want to breathe sulfuric acid and get our heads torn off by giant lizards,
去印第安纳州的盖瑞市就好了 we can always go to Gary, Indiana.
即使我绝不会送你去盖瑞 Even I would never send you to Gary, Indiana.
但我会送你去英仙座奥米克戎8号星 But I am sending you to omicron persei 8.
额滴神 你开玩笑吧 Oh, my gosh, are you kidding?!
要知道 好消息草本精华的有效成分 You see, the active ingredient in my good news Herbal supplement
只生长在英仙座奥米克戎8号星上 grows only on omicron persei 8.
而因为交易禁令 And due to the embargo,
唯一能搞到它的地方就是它的源头 the only place to get it is straight from the source.
那危险而又致命的源头 The deadly, deadly source.
我不会为了你的假药而让船员们冒险的 I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
奥米克戎圣草是一种重要的香草 The sacred weed of omicron is a serious herb.
你说是圣草? Sacred weed you say?
我的亲娘啊 这玩意真是奥米克戎星的 Sweet toke of ocracoke, this stuff's the omichronic!
上船 To the ship!
nimbus
我们无法通过 这座星球被封锁了 We can't get through. The planet's blockaded.
拦不住我们的 启动隐身装置 That won't stop us. Activate cloaking device.
才没那种东西 There's no such thing.
那就开启偏导护盾 Then engage deflector shields.
《星际迷航》中的角色及武器
你电视看多了 Geordi That's from tv, Geordi.
那我们有什么能用的秘密武器吗? Well, what sort of stealth technology do we have?
一罐喷漆 A can of paint.
长官 有一艘奥米克戎飞船请求回家的安全通道 Sir, there's an omicronian ship requesting safe passage home.
家吗? 我也住那儿来着 Home, eh? That's where I live.
让他们通过封锁线 Let them through the blockade.
好了 我们两人一组 小心奥米克戎星人 Okay, buddy up and look out for omicronians.
每个人都要保证自己的同伴活着回来 It's up to everyone to get their partner back alive.
Fry 你跟Bender一组 Fry, you go with bender.
Amy和Leela一组 Amy, with Leela.
而我跟… And I'll go with...
又搞砸了吧 老兄 Screwed again, my friend.
嘿 Bender 你最好检查一下屁股 Hey, Bender, you better check your ass.
我想它在施放某种魔法 I think it's leaking enchantment.
才不是魔法 是那些香草 That's not enchantment, it's the herbs!
Bender的电场激活了他们的生物光 Bender's electric field is activating their bioluminescence.
我们需要科学样本 We'll need scientific samples.
各位 把草装在这些小袋子里 Everyone, start filling these dime bags.
一座宫殿 Whoa, a palace!
护墙 城垛 Parapets, battlements,
所有我《城堡大百科》上出现过的东西 Everything my big book of castles promised.
我要凑近点看 I'm gonna sneak a closer look.
Bender 要走的时候你会通知我的 对吧 Bender, you'll let me know if we have to cheese it, right?
机器人不得伤害人 也不得见人受到伤害而袖手旁观
机器人法则第一条 老兄 First law of robotics, baby.
五个奥 五个奥 Five-o, five-o!
- 五个啥? - 五个奥米克戎星人 - Five what? - Five omicronians!
所有人 抓好各自的同伴回船上去 Everyone, grab your buddy and get back to the ship!
让开 Coming through!
所有人都上船了吗? Is everyone on board?
我的同伴在哦 Hermes是我同伴 I got my buddy. Hermes is my buddy.
Bender Fry在哪? Bender, where's fry?
我看见他在… 厨房里 I saw him in the, uh, kitchen.
跟Dinah在一起 With Dinah.
你知道 就是那个给我们做饭的机器人 You know, the dyno-matic food-service robot.
咱们快走吧 Let's go already!
我闻到了地球人的臭味 I smell the stink of earth humans.
散开了找 Fan out!
让他们跑了 陛下 They got away, your scaliness.
应该是刚好错过他们 地面还是温热的 We must have just missed them. The ground is still warm.
我要地球的电视节目 I want my earth shows!
地方台简直不能看嘛 These local programs are completely unwatchable.
嘿 老爸 要玩骷髅球吗? Hey, pops, want to play skull ball?
没见我在看东西嘛 I'm watching something here.
哈罗? hello?
你能出来的 Uh, y-you can come out.
别害怕 Don't be s-scared.
你是外星人? You're an alien?
你说英语吗? Do you speak english?
英-语? English?
你一定是他们在找的地球飞船上来的地球人 You must be a terrestrial from that earth ship they were hunting.
别担心 我不会伤害你 Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
嘿 多谢 要糖吗? Hey, thanks. You want some candy?
恶 你在吃我的便便哎 Ew. You were eating my turds?
这是排泄物? Feces pieces?
你一定是饿了 饿坏了 You must be hungry. Really hungry.
到屋里来 我会喂你的 Come inside, I'll feed you.
好 但我有点挑剔哦 Okay, but I'm kind of picky.
我要叫你T. I'm gonna call you "T."
地球人的T? For terrestrial?
不 食粪者的T No, "turd-eater."
但是不能让我爸发现你 But I have to hide you from my dad.
他真的对人类很生气 He's really mad at humans
因为他看不了电视了 'cause he can't watch television.
你爹一定是Lrrr your dad must be Lrrr!
英仙座奥米克戎8号星的统治者 "ruler of the omicron persei 8."
他是个糟糕的父亲 He's a terrible father.
Bender 知道Fry在哪儿吗? Bender, do you know where fry is?
从奥米克戎8号星回来后我就没见过他了 I haven't seen him since we got back from omicron persei 8.
Fry? 你跟他打了个擦肩 Fry? Uh, you just missed him.
雪茄混球
他刚出去给你买花了 He went out to buy you flowers.
你最喜欢的那种什么花 Whatever kind you like best.
因为他爱你之类之类的 'cause he loves you and crap.
好贴心啊 Aw, that's so sweet.
谢谢你 Bender Thanks, bender.
老兄 Dude!
你们弄到的草药治好了我的关节炎和青光眼 That herb you scored cleared up my arthritis and my glaucoma.
见到Fry了吗? Have you seen Fry?
Fry? Fry?
他去加油站给你买墨西哥卷饼了 Went to get you a burrito at the gas station.
太好了 Awesome.
一个会给你带吃的的家伙 你怎能不爱 You got to love a dude that brings the munchie.
Fry是我绝对不会抛弃的人 Fry is one guy I'd definitely never abandon.
这是我的放血刀 This is my fleam.
可以用它来剥掉敌人的皮 You use it to peel the skin off your enemies
一层又一层 直到他们死掉 Layer by layer till they die or whatever.
漂亮 嘿 知道谁最喜欢给别人放血吗? Neat! Hey, you know who would love fleaming stuff?
我朋友Bender My friend bender,
而我再也见不到他了 Who I'll never see again.
你想家了 是吗 T.? You're homesick, aren't you, T.?
是啊 我想念地球 而且我还很饿 Mmm-hm. I miss earth, and I'm still hungry.
你还有那种糖果吗? Do you have any more of that candy?
没了 但我有个玩具地球 No, but I have a toy earth.
星球入侵
家园 Home.
机器人公寓
我才没抛弃你 是你自己跑走的 I didn't abandon you! You wandered off!
你这破床 不要再批判我了 Stop judging me, fry-bed!
没人捂在下面尖叫 连手感都不一样了 Oh, it's just not the same without the muffled screams.
真希望能再听到你的声音 If only I could hear your voice again.
外出留言
你好 是我 Fry Hello, it's me, Fry!
我现在不在家 I'm not here right now,
因为我们要去橄榄庄园一醉方休 Cause we're out getting drunk at the olive garden.
所以请在听到"哔"声后给我或Bender留言 So just leave a message for myself or bender after the tone.
再见 See you!
Fry 你在家吗? Fry? Are you home?
我们可在十八禁薄饼屋有个约会的哦 We're supposed to have a date at the adults-only pancake house.
他当然在家 而不是在另一个星球 Of course he's here and not on another planet!
其实 他现在就要和你说话 In fact, he's about to talk to you right now.
好啊 Oh, good.
你好 是我 Fry Hello, it's me, Fry.
我... 现在... 喝醉了 I'm... Drunk... Right now.
你走吧 So just leave.
好吧... Okay...
我爱你 I love you.
偶爱... 你 Olive... You.
最后 我们本月的员工之星是Fry And finally, our new employee of the month is Fry.
他最近一直在埋头苦干 He's really been putting his nose to the grindstone,
根据Bender的如实汇报 According to Bender's constant updates.
他好卖力啊 我们几乎都见不着他了 He's been working so hard, we barely even see him.
好奇怪的样子 It's strange, that.
没什么可奇怪的啦 There's nothing strange about it.
你没看见他是因为他正在这个角落消灭老鼠 He's just out of sight around this corner, exterminating mice.
老鼠... 老鼠... Mice... Mice...
我... 小精灵... 灵... Myself... Elf... Elf...
小精灵又回来了 Elves are back.
- T.能给家里发短信吗? - 对不起 宝贝 - T. Text home? - Sorry, boy.
因为禁运的原因 我们星球不允许与地球通信 'cause of the embargo, our planets aren't allowed to communicate.
那更新Facebook状态呢? Update facebook status home?
看 我的童子军手册上有一节是关于应急通信的 Look, my scout manual has a section on emergency communication.
也许我们能捣鼓出什么东西来 Maybe we can rig something up.
喜欢这样吗 宝贝? 喜欢吗 宝贝? Would you like that, boy? Huh? Would you, boy?
小心 Watch out!
抱歉 这个行星的月球太多了 Sorry. This planet has a moon problem.
是什么让这玩意飞起来的? So what makes this thing fly?
它由爱来驱动 It's powered by love.
好了 别这么爱我了 我们好着陆 Okay, stop loving me so much so we can land.
没问题 No problem.
好的 这个科技垃圾场里有各种高科技通讯设备 Okay, this tech dump has every kind of high-tech communications device.
用上所有这些设备 我一定能给家里发个消息 Using all of them, I'm sure I can get a message home.
好了 完工 There. Finished.
天呐 不敢相信我抛弃了Fry Oh, god, I can't believe I abandoned Fry.
我永远也忘不了他柔软的肌肤 I'll never forget the feel of his soft skin
在我乱拳之下的感觉 Against my flailing fists.
哎 等下 还剩一点啤酒呢 Oh, wait, there's still some beer left.
S.O.S? "S.O.S."?
那是Fry认识的唯一几个字母 Those are the letters that fry knows!
他还活着 He's alive!
来啊 Yeah?
Jrrr 怎么在Youtube上找搞笑段子看? Jrrr, how do I watch a funny on the Youtube?
是我爸 It's my dad.
快 藏起来 Quick, hide!
干嘛呢你? What's going on in here?
没干嘛 Uh, nothing.
玩会儿踢足球啦 I was just playing foosball.
一个人 By myself.
我记得跟你说过干掉这些小人的 I thought I told you to kill those foos.
我们来检查下玩具柜 好不好呀? Let's just have a look in the toy closet, shall we?
骷髅 骷髅 骷髅 骷髅 骷髅 Skull, skull, skull, skull, skull...
等等 这颗骷髅怎么还没放血? Wait. Why haven't you fleamed this skull?
嗨 Lrrr先生 hi, Mr. Lrrr.
你是那个地球飞船送来的地球间谍 是不? You're one of those earth spies from that earth ship, aren't you?
你会杀了我吗? Are you going to kill me?
不会 不会 不会 不会 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jrrr会 Jrrr is.
三... 二... 一... Three... Two... One.
等着 Fry 我这就来救你 Hang on, Fry, I'm a-comin' to save you!
你来... 我... 这儿 奥 You are... My... Here... O.
闭嘴 Fry 我知道 Shut up, Fry, I know it.
天儿不错 It's a nice day.
我们把他拖到院子 你来射杀他 We'll take him out to the yard, and after you shoot him,
我们用他的膀胱玩传球 We'll play catch with his bladder.
我下不去手 他是我的宠物 But I can't. He's my pet.
你不是杀过你的仓鼠么 You shot your hamster.
说过了 它是自杀的 I told you, that was suicide.
他看上去不太舒服 He looks kind of sick.
你都喂他啥了? What have you been feeding him?
我造的一点东西啦 Uh, some stuff I made.
随便了 Whatever.
是时候把你调教成男人了 It's time I made a man out of you.
就这儿 就今儿个 Right here, today,
别耽误我看好电视 While I'm not missing anything good on tv.
赶紧进去射杀你的爱宠 Now get in there and shoot your beloved pet!
我想这次只能再见了 I guess this is good-bye.
没事 Jrrr It's okay, Jrrr.
藏在你柜子里的一礼拜 The week I spent hiding in your closet,
吃你便便 是我一生最好的一礼拜 Eating your turds, was the best week of my life.
快跑 宝贝 跑 Run, boy! Run!
他骑着爱助力车逃跑了 He's escaping on a bicycle powered by love.
这招本星球谁都会好么 Which is an ordinary thing on this planet.
他们快跑掉了 再多爱一点 They're getting away. Love harder!
不行了 先生 男人的心受伤太深 We can't, sir. The men have been hurt too often.
成功了 我们胜利了 We did it! We're home free!
是 可... Yes, but...
我快不行了 I'm dying.
不是因为吃便便 Not 'cause of the turds.
能给颗便便吗? Can I have a turd?
先待好 Just rest.
我带你去看兽医 I'm gonna get you to a vet.
奥米克戎兽医诊所 Drrr医生当班
我是Drrr 英仙座奥米克戎8号星医生 I am Drrr, doctor of the planet omicron persei 8.
看上去你是吃了什么有毒物质 It appears you may have ingested something toxic.
张开嘴 说... Open your mouth and say...
老天爷啊 Good god!
来 吃点药草缓缓痛 Here, take some of this herb to ease the pain.
你能救活他吗? Can you save him?
可以 但他顶多只能再活80年 I could, but he'd only live another 80 years at most.
让他在睡梦中安乐死吧 The humane thing is to put him to sleep.
住手 我不会容你这么做的 Stop! I won't let you do it!
爸爸? Dad?
因为该下手的是你 Because you have to do it.
爷们儿一回 扒了这卑鄙生物的皮 Be a man for once and fleam this wretched creature.
我就不 I won't.
我不是你的复制品 好吗? I'm not exactly like you, okay?
我才不想统治星球 屠杀生灵 I don't want to conquer planets or kill things,
穿什么破披风 Or wear a lame cape.
不是破披风 是锦缎披风 It's not lame, it's lamé?
躺在床上的这一只 And this thing lying on the bed?
或许是个装满爱的奇怪皮球 He may be a weird skin ball full of love
还装着一种红汁 And some kind of red juice--
很好喝 顺便说 我每天都喝来着 Which is delicious, by the way; I've been drinking it every day--
但我们是朋友 我不会杀他 But we're friends. And I will not kill him.
话说 敢跟我针锋相对 很爷们儿 You know, standing up to me is pretty manly.
这样吧 小伙子 I'll tell you what, sport.
我代你杀他 I'll kill him for you.
好消息 Good news!
谁也犯不着杀他了 Nobody has to kill him after all.
他已经死翘翘了 Because he already died!
T. T.!
儿子 Son...
披风什么的我瞎说的 I didn't mean it about the cape.
披风很酷的 Capes are cool!
他活了 至少屁股活了 he's alive. At least his butt is.
Fry? Fry?
Bender Bender.
就知道你抛弃我不会超过一礼拜的 I knew you wouldn't abandon me for much more than a week.
怎么回事? 他屁股怎么在发光? What's happening? Why is his butt glowing?
机器人的仗义电磁能加之爱的力量 The electromagnetic intensity of the robot's friendship
使他肠胃中的药草发出了生物光 is causing the herbs in his bowels to bioluminesce with love.
大概吧 Probably.
说得对 丑八怪 That's right, ugly.
我是来带我朋友回家的 I'm here to take my friend home.
那是放血刀吗? Whoa, is that a fleam?
可是T. 留下来陪我吧? But, T., can't you stay with me?
我们可以一起长大 We could grow up together.
不行 我只能在自己的星球成长 No. I need to grow up on my own planet.
只能道声珍重了 我特别的朋友 I must bid you farewell, my special friend.
你们俩这是搞毛啊? What the hell's been going on around here?
Fry Ah, Fry!
你最近工作好努力 很多天没见到你了 You've been working so hard, we haven't seen you in days.
慢着 啥? Wait, what?
没 我被困在... No, I was stuck on...
被困在一肩挑的快递中了 Stuck on another delivery that he undertook on his own.
我们都很庆幸他回来了 毋庸置疑 We're all very lucky and not suspicious to have him.
嘿 Fry Hey, Fry,
咱们俩的关系更是如鱼得水呢 Things sure have been going great between us.
还记得在小黑屋里召开爱爱会议吗? Remember that make out session in that dark closet?
你生猛堪比机器啊 You were like a machine.
可我... but I...
偶爱... 你 Olive... You.
是我 Fry It's me, Fry!
肯定是你咯 It sure is.
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