本片若与实际未来雷同 实属巧合
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译: 井脑湿 Kresent 大宋@閗帮主 校对: 井脑湿 后期 & 压制 & 发布: SuperBrother & Kresent
十一惠利监狱 警戒等级可变 (恶搞奥马哈的著名咖啡店)
星际快递 囚犯打折转监服务前来报到 Planet express discount prisoner transfer at your service.
好好瞧着吧 Brutaloff博士 Take a good look, dr. Brutaloff.
这就是你度过300年徒刑的监狱了 This prison is where you'll be spending your 300-year sentence.
对 等你解了冻 清醒过来以后 Yeah, until you're defrosted and wake up refreshed,
根本不知道时间过去了 Unaware of any time having passed.
他... 他听见你了 He... He heard you!
才不会 就是炭素冻结体稍微融化了点而已 Oh, please. It's probably just the carbonite thawing slightly.
把他带去处理 我在这里找点自信 Take him down to processing while I stay here and get hooted at.
够味儿 宝贝 Ooh, yeah, baby!
讨厌啦 Oh, stop.
Fry 快看 那是红眼老硅 Fry, look! That's silicon red,
全宇宙最棒的民谣歌手 the universe's greatest folk singer!
犯人出监口
这是你的钱包 你的吉它 There's your wallet, your guitar,
还有你的枪 And your gun.
你可以走了 You're free to go.
还是准备击发的状态呢 Ah, still cocked.
不就是个民谣歌手 有什么了不起? So, he's a folk singer. So what?
有什么? So what?
你忘了我想成为民谣歌手的人生梦想了吗? Have you forgotten my lifelong dream of being a folk singer...
你想不起来 因为我现在才有的梦想 Because I sure have until right now.
红眼老硅 红眼老硅 Silicon red! Silicon red!
我也有个人生梦想呢 Hey, I have a lifelong dream too.
在冻起来的超级恶棍面前 别丢下我一个人 Of not being left alone with a frozen supervillain.
别乱来啊 Brutaloff博士 我会空手道哟 Don't try anything, Dr. Brutaloff! I know karate.
♪ 枪杀了他再补两刀 然后我拿走了他的钱包 ♪ ♪ Then I shot him and stabbed him and stole all his gold ♪
♪ 试着戴起他的脸皮 无视他僵冷的身体 ♪ ♪ and I tried on his face while his body turned cold ♪
棒极了 实在是太棒了 Lovely. Just lovely.
新话题啊 能给我签个名么 New topic: Can I have your autograph,
顺便把你知道的关于民谣的事全告诉我 And also you tell me everything you know about folk singing,
吉它我也帮你保管了吧? And I'll take your guitar too?
你要我的沙门氏菌琴 光是你说出口我都该宰了你 Old salmonella? Son, I ought to kill you for asking.
我和这把老琴可是监狱里的老伙伴 We met doing hard time on a mississippi chain gang.
整整30个罪名 都是她陪我挨过来的 And she'd been with me through 30-odd convictions.
30个? 你犯罪技术真不咋地 30? You must be quite a bungling lowlife.
话说回来 这吉它啊 Anyhow, about the guitar.
别啊 没有拉风的吉它 我当不了著名民谣歌手 Aw, come on! I can't be a famous folk singer without a cool guitar.
那拍个照总可以吧? 在你答应之前... Can I at least get a photo? And before you answer that...
公车站
现在我只要喊别人山寨你的吉它就可以了 now I'll just have someone duplicate your guitar.
谢啦 猪头 Thanks, sucker.
你才是猪头 猪头你听好 you're the sucker, sucker. See...
沙门氏菌琴陪我风风雨雨 With all salmonella and me been through,
造就了她独特的声音 her sound is unique.
你那些高端的科技不可能把它山寨得一模一样 All your fancy technology will never be able to copy this guitar.
科技实验室
只要用了我的高端科技 Using my fancy technology,
我就能造出原模原样的复制品 I can make an exact copy of this guitar.
那说说看 Beeler博士 Tell me, dr. Beeler.
- 我还用得着威胁你吗? - 完全不必 - Will I need to threaten you? - Not at all.
知道不 现在我们可以拿一样独特而美丽的物品过来 You see, nowadays we can take a unique and beautiful object,
轻易地化成大批量生产的配方 And easily reduce it to a formula for mass production.
我把这个过程称为"科学" I call the process "science."
我只要找到你文件系统里的吉它照片 I'll just need to locate that guitar image on your file system.
主磁盘(C:) 容量: 1TB 毛片磁盘(XXX:) 容量: 100,000TB
毛片可真够多 Whoa, that's a lot of porn.
你的吉它图片存在哪里? Where'd you store the guitar picture?
我也不知道 我一般都在这个盘里逛 I don't know. I mainly hang out in here.
主性格/3MB 企鹅性格/150MB (详参S03E05 Bender曾变身企鹅)
杀掉所有人类 | 偷Zoidberg的东西 | 奇葩打嗝法 | 成为民谣歌手
找到啦 你的民谣文件夹 Ah-ha, your folk singing folder.
我双踢进去就好了 I'll just double-kick on that.
沙门氏菌.kpg
行啦 Got it.
现在只用把图片转换成线框模型 Now I'll convert that guitar image to a wire-frame model.
变换 | 转换所有为线框模型
对 像这样 There, like so.
然后无线发送到我的3D打印机 And send it wirelessly to my 3d printer.
涂上一层又一层的纳米塑料 By laying down layer after layer of nano-plastic,
你最狂野的梦想也不过是平淡的现实 It can turn your wildest dreams into ordinary reality.
妖术啊 你是巫师 Witchcraft! Sorcerer!
挺好 Neat.
- 那要花多久呢? - 四五个小时吧 - So, how long will it take? - Four or five hours.
我们去毛片文件夹里徜徉一下? Shall we adjourn to the porn folder?
我要把新吉它命名为"Bender美" I call my new guitar Bender Mae
因为我没准儿就是历史上最伟大的民谣歌手了 because bender may be the greatest folk singer of all time!
真是高仿啊 It looks pretty authentic.
绝对高仿 看见这口子没? You bet it's authentic. See this scratch?
我告诉别人说这是跟新汉普郡的囚犯们打架留下来的 I tell people she got it while I was doing hard time with a new hampshire chain gang.
我也有道口子 I have a scratch too.
是Brutaloff博士的手刀割出来的 From where dr. Brutaloff slashed me with his finger knives,
就在他的炭素冻结解除之后 Right after he thawed out of his carbonite,
在我被关进冻结系统之前 And right before he froze me in his carbonite
都怪你丢下了我 Because you deserted me.
你老是被冻起来 这就是你的设定啊 Eh, you're always getting frozen in stuff. It's your thing, man.
Bender 有把吉它不代表你就是民谣歌手 Bender, you're not a folk singer just 'cause you have a guitar.
我还有法兰绒衬衣呢 And a flannel shirt.
我可以说这是我在品牌专牌店动刀子赢来的 I claim I won it in a knife fight at j. Crew.
赢过刀子感觉肯定很好吧 It must be interesting to win a knife fight.
反正我是败了 I wouldn't know.
重点是… 你到底会不会唱民谣? The point is... Do you even know any actual folk songs?
真正的民谣太平庸了 actual folk songs are all public domain.
哪里赚得到钱 我自己编就好 Where's the money in that? I'll just make up my own.
但是机器人 你不能像伪造医科文凭一样瞎编歌 懂吗? But, robot, you can't just make up folk songs like you can a medical diploma.
歌声来自于内心 They have to come from the heart.
你又错了 Zoidberg Wrong again, Zoidberg.
就在你罗里吧嗦时候 While you were yakking,
我下载了全宇宙所有民谣并且分析了它们 I downloaded every folk song in the universe and analyzed them.
它们只有几个基本模式 They're only a few basic patterns.
举个例子 For example...
36%民谣歌曲的主角都是铁路工人 36% of all folk-song heroes work on a railroad
名字里都带个"大"字 And are named "big" something.
请播放下一张 Next slide, please.
75%的大铁路工人有个坏心的女人 背叛了他们 75% of these big railroad men have bad-hearted women who done them wrong,
勾搭上巧舌如簧的浪子 Usually with a smooth-talking rambler.
还有很多情节 There's a lot more,
但到最后都是某人杀死了某人 吧啦吧啦吧啦 but in the end, somebody kills somebody, blah, blah, blah.
♪ 某人杀死某人 吧啦吧啦吧啦 ♪ ♪ Somebody kills somebody, blah, blah, blah. ♪
朗朗上口哦 Catchy.
虽然不是我本意 但未经我允许 你不能随便唱 Not what I meant, but don't perform it without my permission!
总之 运用这种简单的公式 Anyway, using this simple formula,
民谣什么的我想写多少就写多少 I can generate as many hit folk songs as I want.
我所需要的就是个听众而已 All I need is an audience.
到时候红眼老硅可就派上用场啦 And that's where silicon red comes in.
民谣酒吧 今夜嘉宾: 红眼老硅
天 这些玉米芯烟斗冒出的烟刺得我伤口疼 Man, all this corncob pipe smoke s irritating my stab wounds.
女士们先生们 我荣幸地请上 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present,
刚刚刑满从乡下牢里放出来的 Fresh from another down-home authentic prison term,
宇宙中最伟大的民谣歌手 The universe's greatest folk singer,
红眼老硅 Silicon red!
谢谢 Thank you.
刚才是老硅的精彩表演 Silicon red, everyone.
我是浪子小罗 新生代民谣歌手翘楚 I'm Ramblin' Rodriguez, the new greatest folk singer ever.
我要献上我的最新杰作 And I'm gonna sing my new masterpiece,
《浪子小罗的小情歌》 "the Ballad of Me, Ramblin' Rodriguez."
♪ 听呐... ♪ ♪ Well... ♪
♪ 我那坏心的女人 爱上了巧舌如簧的浪子 ♪ ♪ my bad-hearted woman loved a smooth-talking gambler ♪
♪ 所以我用我的火车轧扁了他 ♪ ♪ so I ran him over with my train ♪
♪ 主啊 主啊 ♪ ♪ Lord, lord ♪
♪ 没错 我用我的火车轧扁了他 ♪ ♪ Yes, I ran him over with my train! ♪
记住啊 我是浪子小罗 That name again is Ramblin' Rodriguez.
为什么他们会轰我 老硅 Why are they booing me, Silicon?
因为你的歌极其虚伪 小子 'cause your song was insincere, boy.
现在快滚 Now, get out!
找到值得你歌颂的生活之前别回来 And don't come back till you've lived a life worth singing about.
好吧 Yes, sir.
别再回来
也别去监狱 那是俺的主场 And don't go to prison. That's my shtick!
我又搞砸了一个人生梦想 I failed at my lifelong dream again.
我怎么能在搞砸了我做的所有事的 How can I be so bad at everything I try
同时又那么伟大呢 And still be so great?
Bender 你有着动人的男中音 Bender, you have a lovely baritone,
而且你的塑料吉它弹得的确很好 And you sure can strum that plastic guitar,
但是用莫须有的事 But you can't write a real folk song
是写不出真正的民谣的 About experiences you haven't had.
对 你应该写写没心没肺的机器人 Yeah, you should write a song about a heartless robot
怎么丢下他最好的朋友等死的 Who leaves his best friend to be murdered.
听着 Leela 我很想写我自己的经历 Look, leela, I'd love to write about my own experiences...
没心没肺的机器人是Bender 最好的朋友就是我 The heartless robot is Bender. The best friend is me.
你们这群人怎么能这么瞎? How can you people be so blind?
但是我从没摘过棉花 也从没去过老斯摩基山顶 But I've never picked cotton or been on top of old smokey
两首著名民谣 ♪ Lead Belly - Cotton Field ♪ the Weavers - On Top of Old Smokey (本集片名即由Lead Belly人名演变)
也没有成天成夜地干过任何事 Or worked on anything all the livelong day,
著名民谣《我在铁道上辛勤工作》 ♪ I've been working on the railroad
更不用说在铁路上了 Let alone a railroad.
那就去体验一个铁路工人的生活 有何不可? Then go live among the railroad men, why not?
这样你就能理解他们了 You'll come to understand them,
我就是这么理解地球上的人猿的 Just as I now understand the ape-men of earth.
Zoidberg的主意很蠢蛋… As stupid as zoidberg's idea is...
但让我想到 就是个天才想法 It's brilliant when I have it.
我去铁路当民谣歌手了 I'm off to the railroad to become a folk singer.
锈轨酒吧
我在找铁道上失足青年的地盘 Uh, I'm looking for the wrong side of the tracks.
那你就找对地方了 Then you've come to the right side of the tracks.
来坐吧 陌生人 Have a seat, stranger.
我叫Bender Rodriguez 我想知道铁路上的事 My name's Bender Rodriguez. And I want to learn the railroading business.
我叫大守车 Big Caboose.
是个使锤人 在宙际路线上工作 I'm a steel-driving man working the trans-universal line.
那你一定有我想剽窃的歌曲内容咯 You've had the exact experiences I want to steal for my song.
才不是 我没什么特别的 Aw, heck, I'm nothing special.
只是个有着老旧大锤子的乡下机器人 Just a down-home robot with a big old hammer.
锤子 "子"的韵脚应该很好押 Hammer, that should be easy to rhyme.
- 你有没有进过局子? - 没有 - You done time in the slammer? - Uh, nope.
- 在阿拉巴马混过日子? - 抱歉 - Been to alabama? - Sorry.
- 是不是识字? - 非常不错 - How's your grammar? - Praiseworthy.
浪子小罗的小情歌
Bender 来见见急性子Frank Brogan Bender, meet fast Frank Brogan.
不怕死的工程师 死于88岁的那场车祸 Daredevil engineer dies in the crash of old '88.
俊男兄弟Jim和Gus Dandy jim and gus.
有身份的流浪汉 都是有故事的人 Gentlemen hobos with a story to tell.
哥喝高了 啃掉了自己的大脚趾 I was got drunk and ate my big toe.
味道不错 挺值的 Can't say I miss it.
还有这位老哥 阿厨 And good old cookie,
脏臭滑稽的地质勘测员 The crusty comically inept geological surveyor.
天呐 我把六分仪掉进锅里了 Jiggers! I dropped my sextant in the stew.
♪ 走过南 ♪ ♪ Been up north ♪
♪ 闯过北 ♪ ♪ Been down south ♪
♪ 累弯了腰 ♪ ♪ Got a real weak back ♪
♪ 练就了嘴 ♪ ♪ I got a real big mouth ♪
Bender在铁路工地上游手好闲 So while bender goofs off at some railroad camp,
我却要亲自给铁路工地运送炸药 I have to deliver dynamite to a railroad camp myself.
而且是同一个工地 And it's the same railroad camp.
我说 这讽剌也太明显了吧 I mean, the irony is palpable.
哎呀 Oops.
唉呀妈呀 Whoopsie.
是我不好 My bad.
易燃易爆物品
脚趾头归我了 Dibs on the toes.
真实生活的体验怎么样? So how's it going with the real-world experience?
你找到了值得歌颂的铁路工人了吗? Have you found a railroad man to write a song about?
当然了 我的好朋友 叫大什么来着 Yep, my good friend Big something here.
大守车 我是个使锤的 Uh, Caboose. I'm a steel-driving man,
关于我没什么别的可说的了 And there ain't much more to say about me.
现在可有了 Not till now there wasn't.
♪ 听呐 ♪ ♪ Well... ♪
♪ 大守车是个使锤的好手 ♪ ♪ Big Caboose was a steel-drivin' son of a gun ♪
♪ 直到见到了一个坏心的女人 ♪ ♪ till a bad-hearted woman he spied... ♪
可Bender But, bender,
我没见过什么坏心的女人啊 I never spied no bad-hearted woman.
在我的歌里你见到了 In my song you did--
一个狐狸精名叫... 叫什么呢 鸡莎贝尔 A temptress named--I don't know-- Jezebel.
创作真是辛苦啊 Wow, creativity's hard work.
知道我最喜欢你的歌哪一部分吗? You know my favorite part of your song?
结束的那部分 The part where it ended.
那你别急 因为结束还得半个小时呢 Then, settle in, 'cause that's about a half hour from now.
♪ 听呐 ♪ ♪ Well... ♪
♪ 鸡莎贝尔心神荡漾 ♪ ♪ Jezebel's heart did wander ♪
♪ 当她看到了那个风流浪子 ♪ ?when she saw that ramblin' man?
♪ 威武雄壮 黝黑闪亮 ♪ ?he was tall and dark and shiny?
♪ 是个墨西哥本地人 ♪ ♪ and a native mexican. ♪
这个猥琐浪子跟你极其相似啊 Bender That sleazy rambler sounds an awful lot like you, Bender.
多谢你听出来了 Hey, thanks for noticing.
为此我要把你加入歌的第57段 Just for that, I'm gonna slip you into the 57th verse.
你可以当我最好的朋友 但在我需要你的时候抛弃了我 You can be my best friend who abandons me when I need you.
这一段才是众望所归啊 Now, that's a verse we can all enjoy.
♪ 听呐 ♪ ♪ Well... ♪
♪ 小罗逃到了挚友门前 ♪ ♪ Rodriguez ran to his best friend ♪
♪ 说道"救我一命否则我魂归西天"♪ ♪ said, "help me or I'll surely be killed" ♪
♪ Fry笑道你曾丢下我不顾不管 ♪ ♪ Fry laughed and he said, "you deserted me once ♪
♪ 现在透心凉的滋味轮到你尝 主啊 主啊 ♪ ♪ now it's your turn to feel the chill, lord, lord ♪
♪ 现在透心凉的滋味轮到你尝 ♪ ♪ now it's your turn to feel the chill. ♪
你把我的怨恨描述得非常到位 You've accurately portrayed the nature of my grievance.
♪ 大守车追寻着小罗 ♪ ♪ Big Caboose went lookin' for rodriguez ♪
♪ 一路去到了新纽约 ♪ ♪ straight to new new york town ♪
♪ 他叫道... ♪ ♪ he cried... ♪
Bender 你猜怎么着 Bender, guess what.
我遇到了一个完美的女孩 我们订婚了 I met a fabulous girl and we're engaged to be hitched.
太好了 守车 That's great, Caboose.
进来坐吧 Come on in and set a spell.
没时间了 我还有事 Aw, no time. I got someplace to be.
等会见 亲爱的 See you soon, honeybunch.
好的 胖墩 Okay, dumpling.
我的男人走了 走了 My man's gone, gone.
我是如此的寂寞和随便 Oh, I'm so lonely and easy.
这段一定要写进歌里 This is definitely going in the song.
♪ 他叫道"浪子 你睡了我的鸡莎贝尔" ♪ ♪ he cried, "rambler, you slept with my jezebel." ♪
你到底叫什么名字? Hey, what's your name, anyhow?
鸡莎贝尔 Jezebel.
很好 我都不用改词了 Oh, good, I won't have to change any words.
困了是对的 很晚了 我去拿你的大衣 Yeah, you're right. It's getting late. I'll get your coat.
嗨 大守车 你来地球干什么? Oh, hey, big caboose. What are you doing here on earth?
我来找浪子小罗 I'm here for to see Ramblin' Rodriguez.
他在铁路工地啊 Well, he's at the railroad camp.
我知道 但一股神秘的力量驱使我来到新纽约 I know, but some strange force drew me to new new york town.
♪ 那浪子睡了我的鸡莎贝尔 ♪ ♪ that rambler slept with my jezebel ♪
♪ 我来这儿是为了崩掉他 主啊 主啊 ♪ ♪ now I'm comin' for to shoot him down, lord, lord ♪
♪ 我来这儿是为了崩掉他 ♪ ♪ comin' for to shoot him down. ♪
现在我还是回工地好了 Guess I'll go back to the railroad camp now.
好奇怪啊 听上去很像Bender的民谣 That's weird, he sounded a lot like bender's folk song.
不是很像Bender的民谣 Not a lot like Bender's folk song--
而是完全一样 Exactly like et cetera, et cetera.
不知怎地他的歌正在变成现实 His song is coming true somehow.
我的天啊 现实在侵犯Bender的版权 Oh, my god, reality is infringing bender's copyright.
♪ 我来这儿是为了崩掉你 ♪ ♪ I'm comin' for to shoot you down. ♪
不对 No, wait.
♪ 我来这儿是为了轧死你 ♪ ♪ I'm comin' for to run you down. ♪
火车轧死你 With a train.
懂吗 Get it?
我们结束了 鸡莎贝尔 拿上你的东西走吧 It's over, jezebel. Grab your things and get out.
我没带任何东西 I didn't bring any things.
我最喜欢你这点 宝贝 That's what I like best about you, baby.
浪子 你睡了我的鸡莎贝尔 Rambler, you slept with my jezebel,
现在我要轧死你 主啊 主啊 And I'm comin' for to run you down, lord, lord.
♪ 现在我要轧死你 ♪ ♪ I'm comin' for to run you down. ♪
机器人公寓
Fry 救命 快让我进去 Fry, help, let me in.
Bender? 折腾什么呢 现在是凌晨三点 Bender? What are you doing? It's 3:00 a.m.
管它凌晨还是清晨的 快开门让我躲起来 I don't care if it's three b.m. Open up and hide me!
恐怕不行哦 Bender I don't think so, bender.
上次你不够义气 You deserted me once,
现在该你感受下"透心凉"了 And now it's your turn to "feel the chill."
有人吗 有人吗 Breaker, breaker.
西班牙语
你好 Hola.
教授 救我 Professor, help.
我民谣里的主人公想要轧死我 Fry也不肯救我 The hero of my folk song tried to run me down, and Fry refused to save me.
- 听起来不像我的风格 - Fry? - That doesn't sound like me. - Fry?
你刚刚不是 以后再寻思这问题好了 But you just--eh, I'll figure it out later.
先宰了你再说 But first I'll kill you!
Bender 停手 Bender, stop.
我们一整晚都在试着联络你 We've been trying to warn you all night.
你的内置手机你也不回 教授只好用民用广播试试运气 You didn't answer your cell phone telephone, so the professor tried his cb.
行动取消 橡胶火鸡 Uh, scratch that, rubber turkey.
铁皮男已经找到 We got a 20 on the tin man.
拜拜啦 Toodle-oo.
但是 Fry在公寓那儿背叛了我 But Fry betrayed me at our apartment!
就像你歌里唱的一样啊 Just like in your folk song.
很奇怪 你唱的每个情节都在现实里成真了 Somehow everything you sang about is happening in real life.
你的意思是 公寓里的那个人是Fry的某种复制体吗? Are you saying that guy at the apartment was some kind of exact copy of Fry?
满口胡言 他可是举世无双的美奇葩 'cause that's crazy. He's a unique and beautiful object.
打印机搞的鬼 The printer.
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我一定是忘了关闭你民谣目录的无线连接了 Oh, I must have left the wireless connection to your folk song directory open.
你歌里写的所有东西都直接发送到3D打印机这里来了 Everything you wrote in the song got routed straight to the 3-d printer.
自动造物机
大守车 山寨Fry Big caboose, duplicate Fry,
甚至阿厨 那个脏臭滑稽的地质勘测员 even Cookie , the crusty, comically inept geological surveyor--
都是纳米塑料做成的 They're all made of nano-plastic.
这么说 如果Bender唱了... So, if Bender had sung about,
比如 发狂的陆地大章鱼来攻击我 I don't know, some crazy giant land octopus attacking me,
那也会成真咯? It would have actually happened?
你说的这种东西 我想都想不出来 I can't even imagine singing about such a thing.
♪ 听呐 ♪ ♪ Well... ♪
Fry 快逃 Fry, run.
别紧张 Beeler的这台破机器 打印东西要花几个小时呢 Aw, relax, beeler's stupid machine takes hours to print anything.
现在不用了 No, it doesn't.
我用高端科技改良过它 I improved it using fancy modern technology.
Bender 你想什么都行 Bender, whatever you do,
但不要再去想"章鱼们" Don't think about any more octopuses.
"章鱼们"? Octopuses?
正确的复数说法是"章鱼群" I believe the correct plural is octopi.
对不住啊 "章鱼们"也可用作复数 I'm sorry. "octopuses" is also acceptable.
想像小狗狗吧 Bender Think about puppies, Bender,
可爱 无害 死掉的小狗狗 Cute, harmless, dead puppies.
别担心 我现在就中断他的打印连接 Don't worry. I'll disconnect him from the printer.
等一下 我知道怎么解救Bender了 No, wait, I know how to save bender from big caboose.
他只要把歌写到他逃出生天就行了 All he has to do is write his way out of this mess,
3D打印机就会使其成真 And the 3-d printer will make it happen.
- 怎么做啊? - 比如啊 - Like how? - Well, I don't know.
再弄个大章鱼出来 弄死大守车怎么样? Make up another giant octopus and have it kill Big Caboose.
这是什么烂尾结局啊? What kind of lazy ending is that?
我才不要把这种东西放进我的歌里 I'm not gonna put that in my song.
我想到个妙计 Hey, I have a cool idea.
做一个山寨Bender Create a duplicate Bender,
大守车杀了它的话 也不是本体 而是复制体 So when big caboose kills it, it's not real, it's duplicate.
就像《星行迷航: 下一代》的剧情 Ooh, ooh, they did that on Star Trek: TNG.
80-90年代美剧
别得瑟 书呆子 Cram it, nerd.
我才不要模仿好评剧集的收场戏呢 I'm not going to just copy some feel-good tv show wrap-up.
能救你一命的收场戏 我想得到上百个 随便挑一个就好 I can think of a hundred endings that'll save you. Just pick one.
不行 Beeler博士 我可不能随便 No, Dr. Beeler, I won't just pick one.
俗烂老套的结局怎能对得起我亲爱的观众 My audience deserves better than some crappy, formulaic ending.
如果天要我亡 If I must die,
也要是保持艺术完整性的光辉一闪 Let me die in a blaze of artistic integrity.
♪ 听呐 ♪ ♪ Well... ♪
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♪ 使铁锤的男人啊 ♪ ♪ then the steel-drivin' man ♪
♪ 驱车冲破了墙 ♪ ♪ rammed his train through the wall ♪
♪ 碾得他比苹果超薄电脑还薄 主啊主啊 ♪ ♪ and crushed him flatter than a macbook air, lord, lord ♪
♪ 比苹果超薄电脑还薄 ♪ ♪ crushed him flatter than a macbook air. ♪
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♪ 而在你们忙于与塑料章鱼群混战的时候 ♪ ♪ but while you were all out fighting with the giant plastic octopi ♪
Bender曾在S03E05中变身企鹅
♪ 我复制了自己 本体在这里 ♪ ♪ I copied myself, you see... ♪
Bender Bender!
♪ 我躲在了厕所里 ♪ ♪ and I cowered in the bathroom ♪
♪ 使铁锤的笨蛋杀掉的只是复制体 ♪ ♪ while that steel-drivin' moron killed a duplicate instead of me ♪
主啊主啊 Lord, lord,
♪ 杀掉的只是复制体 ♪ ♪ killed a duplicate instead of me. ♪
这才是绝赞的结局嘛 Now, that's what I call a great ending.
我复制了一个自己 大守车杀的是它 I made a copy of myself and big caboose killed him.
你不是说复制自己这种结局俗烂老套吗? But you said making a copy of yourself would be a lousy ending.
哪有 是复制体说的 No, duplicate me said that.
我必须得保证他不会像我一样 试图逃跑保全小命 See, I had to be sure he wouldn't try and weasel out of getting killed like I would and did,
所以我在创造他时加上了致命弱点: 艺术完整性 So I created him with a tragic weakness: Artistic integrity.
原来如此 Of course.
相信你这种人有什么完整性 我们真是太傻太天真了 How could we have thought a guy with integrity was you even for a second?
因为你们都是笨笨嘛 Because you're idiots.
走吧 红眼老硅 咱们巡演去 Come on, Silicon Red, let's sell out.
今晚呈献: 红眼老硅+浪子小罗
红眼+小罗 纯爷们二人组
♪ 我就是小罗本尊 大家还不快快起身 ♪ ♪ I'm the real Rodriguez, will you please stand up? ♪
♪ 当过铁道工人 少女心中男神 ♪ ♪ he been workin' on the railroad, ladies can't get enough ♪
♪ 我把自己的噩梦弄成了真 ♪ ♪ I made a 3-d version of my worst nightmare ♪
♪ 笨蛋想关掉打印机 被我抓了个现形 ♪ ♪ sucker tried to stop the printer, and I found him there ♪
♪ 直接把丫宰了个干净 ♪ ♪ went 187 on his robot ass ♪
187: 警用代码 代表凶杀
♪ 结果宰的只是哥的复制体 ♪ ♪ turned out to be a copy of my robot ass ♪
♪ 现在咱喝着葡萄酒 变成民谣歌手 ♪ ♪ now we're folk-singin' players packin' beaujolais ♪
♪ 努力演几宿 养老金到手 ♪ ♪ and makin' max contributions to our 401k. ♪
下场再会 Peace out.
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