如1939年世博会上所示
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译: 井木犴 Kresent 井脑湿 佐佐 校对: 井脑湿 后期 & 压制 & 发布: SuperBrother & Kresent
民主星盟会 光动能氦气采集点
氦气
有人说这是不可能成功的 Kif They said it couldn't be done, Kif.
但我们做到了 But here we are,
成功从月球上偷出了源源不断的24K纯氦 stealing an unlimited supply of birthday-grade helium from the unsuspecting moon.
- 是太阳 - 晚上我们称之为月亮 - Sun. - At night, it's called the moon.
我快被烤焦了 All this heat has rendered me parch-ed.
哪个是管杏仁茶喷嘴的? Which of this doo-whackies dispenses horchata?
力场产生仪 开启
住手 那个是维持矿井入口的力场开关 Stop! That's the force field holding the mine open!
矿井塌陷 矿井塌陷 Mine collapse! Mine collapse!
有何? 我的杯子还会塌呢 So? Mine collapse, too.
阳光下的惨剧
已确认有15名矿工被困在太阳内部 15 miners are now confirmed trapped in the sun.
如果得不到及时救援 他们将永无天光再见之时 If rescue doesn't come soon, they may never again not see the light of day.
Linda? Linda?
矿井塌陷
情况相当紧急 Morbo The situation is grim, Morbo.
相关官员认为 Officials concede...
任何试图救援的行为都无异于自杀 that any attempt at rescue would be an agonizing suicide mission.
好消息 各位 Good news, everyone!
矿井塌陷时 When the mine caved in,
入口被聚核爆炸堵住了 The entrance was blocked by a fusion explosion.
幸运的是 矿工们在"等死室"这儿得以避难 Luckily, the miners found safe haven here in the doom chamber.
等死室
要救出他们 只要飞到太阳表面 To rescue them, you'll simply have to fly to the sun
进入融化的等离子体层就可以了 And march in through an inferno of molten plasma.
但太阳等离子层温度有10000度啊 But solar plasma is, like, 10,000 degrees hot.
咱们不会被烤得外焦里嫩鲜美多汁吗? Won't that sear our tender flesh sealing in the juices?
一派胡言 Oh, nonsense.
你显然完全没有认真在听我要说的 You clearly weren't paying attention to what I'm about to say.
去地下室的地下 To the sub-basement!
你们看 这个费米子屏障隔热喷雾会保护你们 You see, you'll be protected by my fermion barrier heat-exclusion spray.
现在我演示一下 Watch as I demonstrate
把喷雾喷在某种高度脆弱的物质上 再浸到熔岩里面 by coating some highly delicate matter, and dunking it into this molten lava.
- 猜怎么着 地狱真存在 - 很好 喷雾是有效的 - Guess what. Hell is real. - Oh, good, it works.
白白 Toodle-oo!
- 准备行动 - 遵命 - Prepare for action. - Aye-aye.
矿工们请注意 你们能听到吗? Attention, helium miners. Can you hear me?
- 看在上帝份上 救救我们 - 我们快痛苦死了 - For god's sake, help us! - We're in agonizing pain!
别笑了 Stop laughing.
我们就来救你们了 Help is on the way!
与此同时 你们应该唱首歌来振奋精神气 In the meantime, you should sing a song to keep your spirits up.
迪士尼儿童歌曲
《野营镇赛跑》怎么样? How about "Camptown Races"?
♪ 野营镇姑娘们来唱歌 ♪ ♪ Camptown ladies, sing this song ♪
♪ 嘟哒 嘟哒 ♪ ♪ doo dah, doo dah ♪
行动 Let's do this.
我就留在这儿负责活命 I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying.
等离子体你大爷的 Razzma flazzma plasma.
应该已经很接近了 我们撞进了一个氦气团里 We must be close; we're hitting an occasional Helium pocket.
我们时间不多 抓紧继续前进 We don't have much time! Keep moving forward!
拉倒吧 我要出去了 Screw that! I'm getting out of here.
阻挡我睡觉觉的 只有这一团小火了 Just one more fire between me and a well-earned nap.
低 | 最大气压
多么戏剧性的一幕啊 Linda What a dramatic scene, Linda.
这位机器人英雄不顾自身的安危 the heroic robot, with no concern for his own safety,
勇敢地又冲入矿井之中 Has bravely charged back into the mine.
有别的节目吗? What else is on?
等死室
我去 真心够臭的 P.U.! It is ripe in here.
好了 再见 蠢货们 Well, so long, jerks.
现在是本次全天候报道的第五分钟 We're now in minute five of our round-the-clock coverage
我们正等候着机器人勇士的归来 As we await the return of the courageous robot.
搞什么... 这家伙怎么进来的? What the...? How'd that get in there?
谢谢 谢谢你 先生 Thank you. Thank you, sir.
- 你是个真英雄 - 我是吗? - You're a true hero. - I am?
我一直强烈怀疑自己是个英雄 I always strongly suspected I was one of those.
一人安全 One man is safe.
谁会是下一个被机器人从神秘火穴救出的幸运儿? But who will the robot pull next from the fiery hole of mystery?
是女演员? 还是名厨? An actress? A celebrity chef?
不要换台 马上揭晓接下来的14次救援行动 Stay tuned for the next 14 rescues.
14次? 14?
最后一个矿工也安全了 他们都得救了 And that's the final miner! They all made it!
Morbo才没哭呢 Morbo is not weeping.
他只是… 眼里长了寄生虫 He has a... A parasite in his eye.
我是最棒的 I'm the greatest!
英雄表彰日
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我们今天是为嘉奖英勇的星际快递公司成员而来 We're here today to pay tribute to the heroic Planet express crew!
但由于我们只有一块奖章 But we only have the one medal.
所以请将你们的尊敬直接献给最重要的英雄 So please direct all your admiration to the main guy--
Bender Bender!
你俩 一边凉快去 Now, you two step aside.
嘿 做英雄感觉超赞的 Hey, being a hero's all right.
看看这些免费的东西 Look at all this free stuff.
天哪 各位 着火了 着火啦 Oh, my god, you guys, fire! Fire!
我的宝宝还在领奖台上呢 My baby's in that podium!
快打电话给消防队 Somebody call the fire department!
没有消防队了 我卖了消防队才买的这个奖章 There is no fire department. I sold it to pay for Bender's medal.
拿着这个 陛下 等下你还得再授予我一次 Hold this, your highness. You'll need to award it to me again in a minute.
这些小子们骨子里就透着英雄气概 These boys must have hero in their bones.
Heroin海洛因 Heroine女英雄 二词同音
而你 女士 血液里一定流淌着海洛因 And you, ma'am, must have heroine in your veins.
我在此宣布星际快递为本市的新消防队 I hereby decree Planet express to be our city's new fire department!
来咬我闪亮的金属斧头呀 Bite my shiny metal axe!
而你 把奖章还给我 And you, give me back my medal.
强力引擎1号公司
伙计们 看看这些新钢管 Friends, look at these new poles.
准备迎接咱销魂的消防站吧 Get ready for one sexy firehouse.
Zoidberg别勾引咱们了 快去把你喷嘴擦干净 Zoidberg, quit turning us on and go polish your nozzle.
哟 英雄闪亮登场 Yo! Hero in the house.
我刚做完炫耀奖章的日常 I just got back from my daily medal strut.
那是啥? 他们又选新教皇了? What's that? Did they pick a new pope?
各位 好消息 Good news, everyone!
有人家里着火啦 Someone's home is on fire.
英雄机器人救了猫和另外两个玩意
"吸钱鬼"伯爵的吸血鬼银行
英雄机器人拯救巨额存款
欢迎光临机器人地狱
英雄机器人阻止了地狱里的讽刺之火
我真是精疲力尽 I'm exhausted.
灭火这档事快把我的脚给弄残废了 All this firefighting is murder on my feet.
话说最近火灾的发生有点频繁啊 There has been quite a rash of fires lately.
先是在Bender拿到奖章的领奖台那里 First at the podium where Bender got his medal.
接着又是Bender最喜欢的脱衣舞俱乐部隔壁那间房 Then that house next door to Bender's favorite strip club.
机器人地狱也着了火 Robot hell had a fire, too.
就在Bender去那参加研讨会以后 Right after Bender was there for a workshop.
而且别忘了吸血鬼银行 And don't forget that vampire bank
那个机器人的英雄奖章就存在那儿的保险箱里 Where the robot keeps his hero medals in a safe deposit box.
嗯 我好像发现了犯罪模式 Hmm. I think I'm noticing a pattern.
天哪 你是对的 My god, you're right!
着火地点可以连成某种完美的形状 The locations form a perfect shape of some kind.
错 所有这些地方 着火之前Bender都曾在场 No! Bender was at every one of those places right before the fire started.
额滴上帝老天爷啊 真是这样 Sweet pyro of cairo! That's true!
会不会是Bender为了当英雄而故意纵火的? Could Bender be setting these fires just so he can be a hero?
- 我不知道 - 有可能 说得通 -Oh, I don't know. - Possible, feasible.
- 可能是这样 - 谁知道啊 - Seems like maybe. - Who knows?
是啊 可能 Yeah, probably.
你们怎么能在Bender背后这样诽谤他 How dare you murmur about Bender like that!
他才不会为了引人注意去纵火呢 He would never burn something down to get attention.
为了保险金? 他会 For insurance money? Yes.
为了复仇? 还用说 Revenge? You bet.
为了给秋夜来点烤栗子的清香 To give an autumn night that crisp chestnutty smell?
当然 Absolutely.
但他不会为了名声 女人和刺激做这种事 But not for fame, women or thrills.
嘿 各位 是我啦 Bender 振奋人心 性感又知名的大英雄 Hey, guys, it's me, Bender. The famous, sexy, thrilling hero.
既然现在我们是消防员 就该做些消防员辣椒 So now that we're a firehouse, we should make some firehouse chili.
红色用什么染呢 红豆还是直接加血? What do you want in that, Beans or just blood?
不会吧 oh, no!
好诡异 就在我出现的肉市爆发了火灾 Surprisingly, A fire has broken out at the meat market where I am!
火警
我们马上就到 We'll be there right away.
你们就别瞎折腾了 Yeah, don't trouble yourselves.
这种火一个英雄就罩得住 This is just a one-hero fire.
无视 | 火警
肉市
看这边 这边来 Over here, over here!
随便讲两句吧 Bender先生 Small quote from you, mr. Bender.
我是《新纽约杂志》犹太教菜谱iPad版编辑狗仔小张 Scoop chang, New New York Magazine, kosher recipes editor, iPad edition.
女士 刚才里面发生了什么? Ma'am, what happened in there?
刚才我正在店里偷羊排呢 Well, I was shoplifting a lamb chop
突然间 火就从肝脏托盘里烧起来 When suddenly fire erupted from the liver tray.
等我再反应过来 已经被这位魁梧的啥玩意儿救出来了 Next thing I knew, I was carried to safety by this strapping young whatchacallit.
英雄 Hero.
- 英雄 - 唉哟别这么说 -Hero. -Aw, stop.
继续说 Keep going.
我都知道你的鬼把戏了 Bender We know what you've been doing, Bender.
那些火都是你自己放的 因为你好大喜功 You've been setting all those fires because you're addicted to glory.
什么? 你们居然这么想 What?! The very idea!
别想法抵赖了 你被小队除名了 Don't try to deny it! ou're out of the squad!
被小队除名? 小队靠我一个人的好吧 Out of the squad? I am the squad!
你是相信我的 对吧 Fry? You believe me, don't you, Fry?
我也不知道了 Bender I don't know, Bender.
你也得承认 纵火的模式非常可疑 You got to admit, the pattern of fires is suspicious,
摆成完美形状什么的 Being a perfect shape and all.
我们队里不允许有纵火犯 We can't have an arsonist in our midst.
队员可以是四个傻瓜和一个胖子 纵火犯可不行 We can have four idiots and a fat guy, but no arsonists.
收拾下你的柜子 给我滚粗 Now clean out your locker and beat it!
机器人体育画报
他们怎么能这样对我这个声名显赫的大英雄 They can't do this to me, Bender, a well-known hero.
我可是世界上最棒的消防队员 I'm the world's greatest firefighter!
着火了 Fire!
什么状况? What the...?
这烧的是什么妖火? What kind of crazy fire is this?
你好啊 Bender Greetings, Bender.
谢谢你从太阳上带我来到你这颗没救的易燃星球 Thank you for transporting me from the sun to your helpless, flammable planet.
火怎么会说话? How could a fire learn to talk?
你是不是烧了本字典? 还是鹦鹉啥的? Did you burn up a dictionary? Or a parrot?
我是纯太阳能生物 I am a being of pure solar energy.
我这一族栖居在太阳光球层的核能炼狱之中 My race inhabits the nuclear inferno of the sun's photosphere.
瞧这小火苗儿 还真能说会道 You're a chatty little fire, aren't ya?
十亿年前 A billion years ago,
我试图推翻我选区那个民主推举的地方官 I attempted to overthrow the democratically elected alderman from my district.
可惜我被逮捕并囚禁了起来 But I was captured and imprisoned.
那些傻瓜 Fools!
然后你的到来给了我逃生的机会 Then you arrived and provided me a means of escape.
快说重点 火仔 Get to the point, Flame-o.
如果我不能统治太阳 If I can't rule the sun,
我不如烧了你的星球 在这里称王 I shall ignite your planet and rule here instead.
原来火都是你放的 So you set all those fires.
还让我背黑锅 You framed me!
让我来消消你气焰 小不点 You're huffin' for a snuffin', boy!
愚蠢的机器人 Foolish robot.
地球上的能量是熄灭不了我的 No power on earth can extinguish me!
别说大话 Oh, yeah?
尝尝我这杯纯粮酒 看你还得瑟不 Let's see how you stand up to pure grain alcohol!
哎呀 Hello.
这个烧火的泳池是干嘛用的? What's this flaming pool?
你指的是咱公司直通炙热地核的熔岩坑吗? You mean the company lava pit that goes all the way to the earth's fiery core?
不知道干嘛使的 Uh, I don't know.
地核吗? 得来全不费功夫 The core? This is too easy.
我到了地核以后 你的星球就会发生微型核爆 Once I make my way there, your planet will go micro-nova
变成一个小型太阳 而我就是它至高无上的统领 And become a miniature sun, with me as its supreme alderman.
不会的 你恐怕走不到那步 Oh, no, you probably don't!
逮着你了 Gotcha.
如果熄灭不了你 If I can't extinguish you,
我就带你去没有可燃物的地方 I'll take you where there's nothing flammable,
不让你再为非作歹 So you can't do any more harm.
北冰洋
调头回去 Bender 调头 要不然 Turn back, Bender! Turn back or else!
要不然怎么? Or else what?
要不然就这样啊 Oh, or else that.
勇气可嘉啊 小火团 Nice try, flame bag,
但接下来的十亿年你就在这儿陪着我吧 but now you're trapped here with me for the next billion years.
我拯救了全世界 I've saved the entire world!
却没有人会知道 And no one will ever know.
你好 Uh, yes, hi.
我是那天烧毁的吸血鬼银行的员工 I'm from the vampire bank that burned down.
我这里有Bender B. Rodriguez保险箱所存物件的残骸 I have what remains of the contents of a safe deposit box belonging to a Bender B. Rodriguez.
谢谢你啦 Ah, thank you.
Bender的奖章 Bender's medal.
怎么被火熔化了 It melted in the fire.
慢着慢着 Wait a second.
你不可能困我一辈子 You can't keep me here forever.
甭管早晚 总会有北极熊路过的 Sooner or later, a polar bear will happen by.
乖乖可燃的北极熊熊 A nice, flammable polar bear.
北极熊才不燃烧呢 我都试过八百回了 Polar bears don't burn. I've tried many times.
Bender Bender!
Fry? 你怎么找到我的? Fry? How'd you find me?
我有"找我家机器人"应用呀 I used the "find my robot" app.
机器人位置已确定
厉害 多少钱? 冰点价吗? Neat. What was it, 99 cents?
没 免费 不过总是弹广告 No, free. But it's got ads on it.
也还公道啦 That seems fair.
听着 Bender 真抱歉之前怀疑你 Look, Bender, I'm sorry for doubting you.
现在我意识到你是真英雄 I realize now that you're a true hero,
不是虚荣的纵火犯 Not a glory-seeking arsonist.
你咋琢磨出来的? How'd you figure it out?
你的奖章都殉难了 Your burnt-up medal.
我知道你才不会为了放火就牺牲自己的宝贝呢 I know you would never set a fire that would endanger your own valuables.
就是不会嘛 Of course not.
那些都是一坨从太阳逃出来的妖火干的 It was a psychotic flame creature from the sun who set those fires.
妖火? Flame creature?
没错 That's right.
Fry 来见火仔吧 Fry, meet Flame-o.
这才不是妖火 是你的指示灯 That's not a flame creature. It's your pilot light.
不是 就是外太空来的火怪 No. It's a fire monster from outer space,
我舍己为人把它困在这儿是在拯救世界 And I'm heroically saving the world by trapping him here.
看来就是你了 So it was you.
你虚荣心爆棚 就编这么一堆扯淡故事出来 You're so desperate for glory, you made up this whole crazy story.
还你奖章 大英雄 Here's your medal, "hero."
傻蛋Bender Stupid Bender.
源自英国童话
骗子 骗子 裤子着火 Liar, liar, pants on fire.
极油型抹布
搞定 大功告成 There, finished.
诶 我还真在行 是不 火仔? Man, I'm good at this, eh, Flame-o?
哟 火仔 Yo, flame-o.
这次又哪儿着火了? So, where's the fire this time?
- 这里 - 哪? - Here. - Where?
这儿 Here!
就是 这里 Literally, here!
那个火好像会耍心眼儿似的 It's like the flame has a mind of its own!
太贱了 It's deaky!
贱到家了 Freaky deaky!
这火居然扑不灭 This fire's unstoppable!
谢天谢地我们都出来了 Thank god we all got out of there.
来人救我呀 Someone save me!
我用衣服做救生绳呢 火就蹿上来了 I made a rope from my clothes, but then this fire started.
升救生主梯 Raise the main ladder!
不要丧气 Fry Don't lose hope, Fry!
你喜欢哪种款的棺材? What kind of coffin do you want?!
Bender? Bender?
我早该料到是你放了这场火 I should have known you started this fire.
就为再找机会逞英雄 Just another chance to be a hero.
那你少来救我 这回不用 Well, you're not saving me. Not this time.
没工夫理你叨逼叨 I don't have time for this shazbot.
你被英雄救美了 甭管你愿意不... You're getting heroed, whether you like it or...
您要是把我从太阳火怪手里救完了 If you're done saving me from the fire monster from the sun,
我要去忙了 I'll be on my way.
楼梯间
我猜男人一长大就不喜欢被抱抱了吧 I guess some grown men just don't like being carried.
多谢 Bender 你把我妥妥带到熔岩坑了 Thank you, Bender. You brought me right to the lava pit.
还有个事 And another thing.
要是别人发你奖章什么的 If someone gives you a nice medal,
你该心怀敬重好好保管 You should be responsible enough to care for it.
- Fry? - 干嘛? - Fry? - Yeah?
闭嘴 我还有英雄任务 Shut up! I got to do hero stuff.
全世界的熔岩也休想洗清你的谎言 All the lava in the world won't wash away your lies.
我们是来自太阳的神秘议员 We are the mystic aldermen of the sun.
了解 Okay.
后退 谢谢 Stand back, please.
了解 Okay.
放开我 Unhand me!
感谢你的英勇 地球机器人 Thank you for your heroism, earth robot.
你的星球因你躲过了沦为无人火球的厄运 You have saved your planet from becoming a lifeless ball of fire.
你已成为迄今最伟大的地球英雄 You are now the greatest hero in earth's history.
赞 Yes!
传说中的英雄王 人类第一位王
去死吧 吉尔伽美什 Suck it, Gilgamesh!
那么永别了 Good-bye forever.
不 我不要回去 我不... No! I won't go back! I won't...
我靠 Holy crap!
你那扯淡故事原来是真的 All your crazy stories were true!
你拯救了整个地球 You saved the entire earth!
是啦 是 我救了 Yes. Yes, I did.
可是没人会相信我的 But no one will ever believe me.
会 他们会 我为你证明 Yes. They will. I'll vouch for you.
算了 他们也不会信你的 No. They won't believe you either.
只要你一说我在这儿 他们就会说是我放的火 If you even tell anyone I was here, they'll say I set the fire.
所以拜托 就当帮我 别说 So, please, for me, cram it?
不行 要让全世界知道... No! The world has to know that...
Fry? 你在下面吗? Fry? Are you down here?
他没事 He's all right!
赞美英雄王 Praise Gilgamesh!
所以火是你点的? So you started the fire?
恐怕是了 I'm afraid so.
Bender在十万八千里之外 Bender was thousands of miles away.
这次我知道焊接枪逮不着耗子了 I guess a welding torch is no way to catch a rat.
损失全从你工资里扣 This is coming out of your pay!
我回来啦 错过啥了么? Well, I'm back. What'd I miss?
好像房子着火了是吧 Looks like the building burned down.
没错 多亏这傻货 Yeah, thanks to this dope.
Fry弄的? Fry did it?!
你这人有够烂 You're a horrible person!
看你粗心大意差点要了我最好朋友的小命 And your carelessness nearly cost the life of my best friend.
你 You.
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