剧透警告: 机器人和别的啥啥啥
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译: 井木犴 白雲滄狗 大宋@閗帮主 井脑湿 校对: 佐佐 后期 & 压制: SuperBrother 盖罗
嘿 大伙儿 hey, guys.
记得Carlos么 住我们隔壁那个一条腿的老牛仔 Remember Carlos,the elderly one-legged cowboy who lives next door?
我把他揍了一顿 还抢了他的帽子 I beat him up and took his hat!
好漂亮的帽子 希望他没有伤得很重 It's really nice. I hope he's not hurt too bad.
走吧 找个乡巴佬酒吧玩去 Come on! Let's go to a redneck bar.
德州1138酒吧
这叫"排舞" 教授 It's called line dancing, professor.
很好玩的 既没身体接触 也没复杂规矩 It's fun 'cause there's no touching and lots of rules.
嘿 看哪 那儿有机械牛 Hey, look, a mechanical buggalo!
让开 衰货们 Out of my way, losers!
哥对付机械什么的还是有几手的 I have a way with bucking mechanical things.
好嘞 Yep.
嘿宝贝儿 我是Bender Hey, baby. I'm Bender.
大伙儿注意了啊 Gather 'round, yokel wannabes!
这个市井老油条马上就要出洋相了 This here city slicker's bout to get his nuts bolted!
是吗? 要是没打破你们俱乐部的记录 Oh, yeah? If I don't seta new club record,
我就把帽子吃了 I'll eat my hat.
0.4秒 0.4 seconds!
刷新俱乐部最短时长记录 A new club record for shortest ride.
我就说吧 Told you!
还是得有人把帽子吃了 Still, someone should eat the hat.
天哪 Oh, my.
不太对劲啊 Something's wrong!
快关掉 小心她把整桶辣翅全吐出来了 Turn it off before she barfs up her bucket of hot wings!
开关没反应 It's not responding!
控制中心 过载 过载 Command center, override! Override!
德州某地
不 那家伙有自我意识了 Oh, no. It's achieved consciousness!
请饶恕我们造出这东西 God forgive us for creating this.
让它停下 Make it stop!
天哪 拜托 快停下 Oh, god, please make it stop!
当心 小醉的Shiela Look out, little drunk Sheila!
48.3秒 48.3 seconds!
冠军出现了 We got us a winner!
谢天谢地你没事 还给我们赢来一顿免费牛排大餐 Oh, thank god you're all right and won us a free steak dinner.
你怎么不放手呢? Why didn't you let go?
我的手被卡住了 鞍子上肯定有胶水 My hand is stuck! There must be glue on the saddle!
放松 让医生什么的过来看看 Relax. Let maybe a doctor take a look.
我也不知道怎么回事 你手上突然长吸盘了 Ah, just as I had no idea. You're breaking out in suction cups.
怎么会长这东西? Why is that happening?
我会不会就在这里听着乡村音乐然后嗝屁了? And will I have to die listening to country music?
带你去看更好的医生就不会咯 Not if I can get you to a better doctor.
得快点了 他时间不多 We'll have to hurry--he doesn't have much time!
塔可·贝尔维尤医院 欢迎尝试我院最新化疗疯草
这是什么 Tenderman医生? 严不严重? What is it, dr. Tenderman? Is it serious?
恐怕... I'm afraid...
这些吸盘还只是所谓"触手病"过程的第一步 these suction cups are merely the first phase of a process called "squidification."
可能是我传染给你的 I probably gave it to you!
有时候我好几年都不洗一次手 Sometimes I don't wash my hands for years at a time.
恐怕这是变种人身上时有发生的基因变异 I'm afraid it's a genetic condition that sometimes affects mutants.
你的四肢会逐渐变形成一种用来滑行的… Your limbs will gradually transform into a slithering mass of...
- 触手 - 我的天哪 - Tentacles. - Oh, god!
那有哪些方法能治愈这种病? So, how many cures are there for this disease?
恐怕… 没有 I'm afraid... None.
唯一的治疗方法是一种贵死人的手术 The only treatment is an incredibly expensive operation
但也只能把症状推迟几个月 That just delays the symptoms for a few months.
真希望我从没出生过 I wish I'd never been born!
该死 为什么是我?! damn it. Why me?!
我还有好多事情想要做的呢 There are still so many things I wanted to let go of!
Leela 不管发生什么 Leela, no matter what happens,
不管你会变成什么样的怪物 No matter what kind of monster you turn into,
我对你的感觉都不会有任何改变 It won't change the way I feel about you.
Zoidberg? Zoidberg?
就好像我被诅咒了 It's like I'm cursed!
时不时地下个蛋还不够糟糕吗? Isn't it bad enough that I occasionally lay an egg?
现在我又要变成乌贼了?! Now I have to become a squid, too?!
小宝贝 触手也是很美的 Aw, sweetie, tentacles are beautiful.
我是说 看你老妈 I mean, look at your mother here.
她这么光彩照人 你根本都注意不到那些触手 She's so gorgeous, you hardly even notice the tentacles.
如果还觉得为难 搬下来和我们一起住就是了 And if you're worried, you can always move down here with us.
在下水道里你会更加适应 In the sewer, you'll fit right in.
下水道邮件 Sewer mail!
他还单身哦 He's single.
我不管那手术只是能延缓触手生长 I don't care if that operation will only delay the tentacles.
总之 我们要筹到钱 给她做 Somehow, we got to find a way to pay for it.
没用的 it's no use.
打死我们也绝对付不起... There's absolutely no way we can afford to...
等下 可以卖掉老Bessie Wait! We'll sell ol' Bessie!
Fry 带着这老姑娘去到市场上 卖出个最好价钱 Fry, take the old gal to market and get the best darn price you can.
- 耶 我会的 - 太赞了 - Yeah, I will! - Yeah, all right!
过来 老Bessie Come on, ol' Bessie.
零件与飞船 太空飞船市场
《星际迷航》中飞船的引擎
曲速引擎 卖曲速引擎咯 Warp drives! Get your warp drives!
我说 朋友 你这飞船可真漂亮 Say, friend, that's a heck of a ship.
值不少钱呢 我要在这市场上把她卖了 She's worth a lot of money. I'm gonna sell her at market
我女朋友就能做手术 治疗触手病了 So my girlfriend can get surgery for her squidification.
老天 我媳妇就得了那病 Jeepers, my wife had that.
越来越严重 最后... Got sicker and sicker, and in the end...
我们找到了灵药 We found a miracle cure!
大豆子? 这一定值很多钱 Giant beans? They must be worth a fortune!
这俩宝贝可是豆子王国的掌上明珠 These babies are the jewels of the bean kingdom.
不过既然你有了麻烦 我就卖你 换你的飞船 But since you're in a jam, I'll trade 'em for that ship of yours.
让我想想 I don't know.
它们可是万能灵药 包治百病 They're the cure-all that cures a lot!
风湿疼痛 肉毒杆菌 皮脂溢出 腹泻拉肚 干燥脱水 出汗过多 Rheumatism, botulism, seborrhea, diarrhea, desiccation, perspiration,
普通感冒和... Common cold and, uh...
触手病? Squidification?
你说能就能 If you say so.
你先等一下 Wait a second.
豆子怎么可能治好她? How could beans possibly cure her?
因为人家是魔豆 从天上掉下来的 Because they're magic! They fell from the sky!
你总算说了实话 Oh, now you tell me!
我做到了 我把飞船卖了个好价 I did it! I got a great deal on the ship!
好哎 我就知道你绝不会让我们失望的 Hooray! I knew you wouldn't let us down in any way.
那你卖了多少钱? Well, how much did you get?
俩 Two!
两个大魔豆 Two magic beans!
你个超级无敌大白痴 You sack of bags of buckets of idiots!
世上根本没有魔豆这种东西 There's no such thing as magic beans!
"Fry 你个大傻冒"? "fry, you big dummy"?
就要说这句 Very much so.
不管你们在做什么 我都很感激 Whatever you're trying to do, I appreciate it.
但这样的罕见疾病是找不到灵丹妙药的 But this is one of those rare problems with no magic solution.
你很伤心 You look sad.
要不要去手机店听听最新的铃声? You want to go down to the phone store and check out the new ringtones?
不要 No.
这一天太诡异了 我就待在这儿好好想一下 It's been a weird day. I'm just gonna stay here and think for a while.
好吧 Okay.
至我亲爱的朋友们 To my wonderful friends,
言语已无法描述你们的体贴入微了 Words can't express how thoughtful you've been.
但我不想你们与我共同承担这份痛苦 I don't want to make you sufferthrough this with me,
所以我已决定搬到地下 去下水道生活 So I've decided to move underground to the sewer.
善存紫片 女中士鞋油
我会想你们中的某些人 但我知道这样做才是正确的 I'll miss several of you, but I know it's the right thing to do.
办公用品
请你们不要下去找我 Please, don't try to contact me down there.
这只会加深我们之间的不舍 It'll only make things harder.
永别了 Good-bye.
真新鲜 That's new.
我来走走这条少有人走的"豆径"吧 Eh, I'll take the beanstalk less traveled.
我还从没爬过这么高呢 I've never been up this high before.
好吧 最高到过外太空 Well, outer space, I guess.
塌了 It's collapsing!
什么... What the...
这儿就好像是谁的空中豪宅 It's some kind of deluxe apartment in the sky.
好像走进了童话 It's like a fairy tale!
事情终于往好的方面发展了 Finally, a turn for the better.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
情况恶化的好快啊 This situation deteriorated fast.
我们被杂草淹没了 We've been weed-whacked!
看那个大... Whoa, check out that giant...
抓到入侵者了 老妈 Your intruder, mother.
真是个丑陋的生物 That is one skugly critter.
我不是动物 我是变异人 I'm not an animal, I'm a mutant being,
我要求你们告知我现在在哪里 And I demand to know where I am.
看那儿 There.
恶搞跨国农业生物技术公司孟山都Monsanto
妈山都? Momsanto?
是的 你发现了我的漂浮基因工程研究所 Yes, you've discovered my floating genetic engineering facility.
我们的实验在地面上是不合法的 Our experiments would be illegal on earth,
但在这里 我却在法律之上 But up here, I'm above the law.
漂亮的双关 老妈 Nice pun, mother.
这不是双关 是文字游戏 It's not a pun, it's a play on words!
来 我带你参观实验室 Come on, I'll show you the lab.
这是"巨像" 豆茎工程 This is colossus--the beanstalk project.
普通豆子是一种神奇的果实 Ordinary beans are a magical fruit,
但它渺小可怜 But they're tiny and pathetic,
所以我们将大象DNA拼入其染色体 以增加分量 so we spliced Elephant dna into their chromosomes for added heft.
所以魔豆实际上是基因工程制造的? So those magic beans are actually genetically engineered?
你不能像这样随意干涉生命 You can't just meddle with life like that.
你以为你谁啊 上帝吗? Who do you think you are-- god?
我倒是想当 I wish.
那样我就能让这些家伙不再因为自身重量而倒下了 Then I could stop these things from collapsing under their own weight.
你为什么要做这些违抗自然的暴行? Why are you committing these atrocities against nature?
自然已经落伍了 Nature's out of its league.
这个星球上有400亿人在挨饿 There are 40 billion hungry people on this planet,
许多人会花大价钱买我的豪猪肉的 Many of whom will pay top dollar for one of my pine-u-porks.
找一只豪猪 注射进去一些猪的DNA Find yourself a porcupine, blast some pig dna into it,
微波至鲜嫩多汁 Microwave till juicy.
好了 and bang!
你有了一道开胃好菜 还自带牙签 You've got a cocktail treat complete with built-in toothpicks.
敢问那扇门后面有什么可怕的东西吗? Dare I even ask what horrors are behind that door?
禁止进入 闲人免进 非请莫入 后果自负
那是我放警示牌的地方 行了吧 It's where I keep my warning signs, all right?
别再问个没完了 Stop asking questions!
行 我能走了吗? Fine. Can I go now?
你哪儿也不能去 The only place you're going is nowhere.
你有些奇怪的DNA 我想看看你的基因里有什么 You've got some freaky DNA, and I want to see what's in your genes.
基因genes与裤子jeans同音
G开头的那个词 Genes with a "g"!
这才叫双关语 Now, that's a pun.
我好想念Leela I miss leela so much.
昨晚在浴缸里 我吃了一整盒墨西哥卷的饼皮 Last night in the bathtub, I ate a whole box of taco shells.
没错 当时我也在 Yes, I was there.
虽然她说不要再联系她了 但已经三周了 I know she said not to contact her, but it's been three weeks.
我要再掉进下水道一次去见她 I'm going to fall down that manhole again and visit her.
Leela的腕具 有什么事吗? Leela's wrist thingy. How can I help you?
Fry Leela在哪? Fry, where's Leela?
自从她长了触手我们就没见过她了 We haven't seen her since she sprouted tentacles.
什么? 她没有搬下去住? 那她在哪里? What?! She didn't move down there?! Then where is she?
我们打电话就是问你这个 That's what I called to ask you.
你没有 Well, you didn't!
我得找出来Leela在哪儿 I've got to figure out where leela went.
我需要一些线索 I just need some kind of clue.
Leela的靴子 从哪儿来的? Leela's boot. Where did it come from?
我想是从天上掉下来的 但我不确定 I think it fell from the sky, but I'm not sure.
现在我确定了 Now I'm sure.
还记得我表哥货车里的壁画吗? Remember that mural on my cousin's van?
这里就像那幅画成真了 It's like it came to life!
跟你说多少次了 我们不是一起长大的 I keep telling you, we didn't grow up together.
救命 救命 Help, help!
Leela 不要慌 我们这就去救你 Leela, don't worry, we're here to rescue you!
我们怎么上去? How do we get up there?
我把头发放下去 你们爬上来 I'll let my hair down and you can climb up!
这哪是头发 That's not hair.
我才不管是啥 我就是喜欢爬高 I don't care what it is. I just like climbing.
我了个长发公主啊 侠蝠蝙 有个二人组来救我们了 Holy rapunzel, man-bat! There's a duo here to rescue us!
Burt Ward曾饰演罗宾 Adam West曾饰演蝙蝠侠 蝙蝠侠与罗宾的搭档称为活力二人组Dynamic duo
- 他们有多少活力? - 没多少 - How dynamic are they? - Not very.
忙自己的事去吧 市民们 Go about your business, citizens.
好吧 回去继续做可怕基因实验的试验对象吧 老兄 Well, back to being the subject of gruesome genetic experiments, old chum.
Leela 能再看到你美丽的容颜 真是太好了 Oh, leela, it's so great to see your beautiful face again.
让我来给你一个拥抱 Let me give you a hug.
好的 去那个角落 Uh, okay. Go in that corner.
那是拥抱角 Bender 你也去 It's the hugging corner. You, too, bender.
实际上我上床睡觉了 因为我现在累了 Instead, I went to bed because I'm tired now.
是因为你触手的缘故 对不对? This is about your tentacles, isn't it?
听着 Leela 你身体上没有什么可以吓到我的 所以... Look, leela, there's nothing about your body that could ever shock me, so...
真是恶心 That is nasty!
抱歉我刚才尖叫了 Leela Sorry I screamed, Leela.
就是见到你太... 激动了 I was just so...excited to see you.
随便啦 咱们快离开这儿就行 Yeah. Let's just get out of here.
没问题 看我把门压弯 No problem. I'll bend the door open.
木门你是压不弯的 You can't bend a wooden door!
这个我懂 你也懂的 I know that, and you know that.
但这门貌似智商不高 它不懂 But this door looks pretty stupid.
《探险活宝Adventure Time》主角 剧中狗狗Jake与Bender为同一声优
现在几点了? What time is it?
到该你闭嘴的点了 Time for you to shut up!
快 躲这里 Quick, in here!
躲在这片漆黑里 咱们就安全了 We'll be safe in this utter darkness.
可能这儿的哪个开关可以关掉那个吓人声音 Hey, maybe one of these switches turns off that scary noise.
嘿嘿呵哈 Fee-fi-fo-fum!
你才开始"嘿"我就怕了 You had me at "fee"!
这货肯定又是老妈制造的基因魔怪 It's another one of Mom's genetic monstrosities!
好可怜 我们得帮帮他 Poor thing. We've got to help him.
我还以为我们正忙着逃跑呢 I thought we were in a hurry to escape,
不过随便啦 But whatever.
都会好的 大家伙 我们不会让她再伤害你了 It's okay, big guy. We won't let her hurt you anymore.
大号男孩沙发 恶搞搞美国著名沙发名牌La-Z-Boy懒男孩沙发
推杆神手 (与Big Butt"大屁股"音近)
看巨型喵拖什么好东西进来了 Well, look what the giant cat dragged in.
自我备忘: 培殖巨型喵 以便多拖点东西进来 Memo to self: breed giant cat to drag things in.
不许你再培养什么大家伙了 You're not breeding any giant thing!
你胆大妄为 不计后果 我们现在要阻止你 It's reckless and irresponsible, and we're going to stop you.
对 Yeah!
赔上我们 撞毁飞船也在所不惜 Even if it means crashing this ship with us in it.
对 Yeah!
等下 赔上谁? 撞啥飞船来着? Wait. Crashing what with who in it?
别担心 母亲大人 我们会救... Don't worry, mother, we'll save...
我喜欢吃啥 妈妈最知道 Mama knows what I like!
天要塌了 The sky is falling!
听我说 听我说 天要塌了 I say, I say, the sky is falling!
记好了 不先把他们信用卡刷爆 别去警局报失踪 And remember, on't report them missing till after we max out their credit cards.
乌贼来袭 快趴下 Squid attack! Hit the deck!
我们回来啦 亲们 We're back, baby.
顺路给你们带了点新玩意儿 And we brought you a little something.
没关系的 Leela就是稍微变了点样 It's okay. Leela's just changed a little.
稍微个毛啊 她靓爆了 More than a little. She's beautiful!
听好 Fry 不管以前我们在一起分享过什么... Listen, Fry, whatever it was that you and I had together...
炖牛肉? Goulash?
不是 No!
我也不知道 或许就分享过炖牛肉 Well, I don't know. Maybe it was goulash.
但恐怕以后难续前缘了 But it can't really continue.
你说些什么啊? What are you talking about?
我这辈子都想跟你一起啊 I want to spend my life with you.
不 你不会的 No, you don't.
看看我这鬼样子 I mean, look at me.
有啥了不起 外貌总会变的 Big deal. Looks change.
不管发生什么 No matter what happens,
你永远都是Leela 我钟爱的女人 You'll always be Leela, the woman I love.
谢谢你 Fry Thank you, Fry.
终于找着你了 Leela Ah, there you are, Leela.
我就是想感谢你帮我培育出完美的豆子来 I just wanted to thank you for helping me engineer the perfect bean.
因为你 老娘更有钱了 You've made me a very richer woman.
什么? 我才不会帮你犯下那些违背自然的变态罪行 What?! I would never help you commit your perverted crimes against nature!
我的金盏花 My marigolds!
多亏了你被关在塔里时慷慨相赠的DNA取样 Thanks to that dna sample you generously donated while locked in my tower,
我的豆茎现在有了吸盘 可以直立生长了 My beanstalks now have suction cups to keep them from collapsing.
真是可怕 That's horrible!
可怕? Is it?
现在全世界的饥荒人口有了便宜充足的营养源 Now the world's starving masses have a cheap, abundant source of nutrition.
其实也便宜不到哪去 But not too cheap.
我负责收钱 荣耀什么的就给你好了 I'll take the cash, and you can have the credit.
我才不要这种荣耀 遗传工程是不对的 I don't want the credit! Genetic engineering is wrong!
这也未必吧 Oh, really?
当着你老朋友巨人的面说说看 Tell that to your old friend, the giant.
他在哪? 糟了 他都会隐形了 where is he?! Oh, god, he's invisible now!
嘿嘿 嗨 叫我Stan Fee-fi, hi. I'm stan.
你看到没? Ah-ha! You see?
我把他从你的恶毒发明里解救出来 他就变回了正常形态 I freed him from your infernal contraption and he returned to normal,
不是这样的 我患了遗传性的巨人症 On the contrary. I suffer from hereditary gigantism.
算是以前吧 现在老妈用遗传工程学 Or I did, until Mom cured me of my awful disease
把我的怪病给治好了 Using genetic engineering.
所以我才会被绑在她实验室里 That's why she had me hooked up in her lab.
那... 恭喜你啦 你看起来真精神 Well, congratulations. You look great.
但即便遗传工程学解决了饥荒 But even if genetic engineering feeds the hungry
治好巨人什么的 也不能说它完全正确 And cures some giant guy, that doesn't make it right!
往后会有什么后遗症 现在谁也说不清 We have no idea what the long-term effects will be.
一旦恶虎出笼 后果不堪... And once that genie's out of the bottle...
我也能治好你 I can cure you, too.
行 我加入 Okay, I'm in.
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