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翻译: 井木犴 白雲滄狗 大宋@閗帮主 井脑湿 校对: 佐佐 后期 & 压制: SuperBrother 盖罗
Z-7行星 3013年Flomuary月24日
3013年Flomuary月39日
3013年3月2日
地球 植树节
不知你们听到消息了没有 I don't know if you've heard the news,
不过是好消息 各位 But it's good, everyone.
我把助听器修好了 I fixed my hearing aid.
话说 那是什么声音? Say, what's that sound?
又是来自外太空的什么鬼旋律吧 It's that shwacked-out music from outer space again.
傻孩子 Darned kids.
在我的时代 声音还无法在太空中传播 In my day, sound didn't travel through space.
这旋律听着真的挺耳熟的 There's something really familiar about that melody.
不是《阳光下漫步》 It's not "Walking On Sunshine."
也不是《雾山故障》 It's not "Foggy Mountain Breakdown."
还有什么? What else is there?
我也不知道 不过我有个朋友能帮我识别旋律 I don't know, but I do have a friend who helps me identify melodies.
恶搞安卓同名音乐识别软件
他叫音乐雷达 His name is Shazam.
雷达 这是什么曲子? Shazam, what song is this?
简直是鬼哭狼嚎 我受不了你了 Your singing is awful. I can't take it anymore.
又来了 快被它搞疯了 There it is again. It's driving me crazy.
为什么只有我在抱怨? Why am I the only one whining?
所有人员马上到实验室报到 All personnel, report to the laboratory.
旋律的来源让我找到了 I've discovered the source of the music.
退出全息 Hologram off.
如你们所见 As you can see,
我在远程扫描器上追踪到一艘外星飞船 I've picked up an alien ship on the long-range scanner.
它似乎为了交流正在发射一些音乐旋律 It seems to be emitting musical tones in an effort to communicate.
为什么他们不像普通人一样用思想锥呢? Why don't they just use a thoughtspike like normal people?
我也不知道 Amy I don't know, Amy.
但是那帮外星人想问我们啥? But what are those aliens trying to ask us?
旋律又有什么含义? What do the tones mean?
这还不明显吗? Isn't it obvious?
不明显啊 Uh, no.
干 我还以为很明显呢 Drat, I was hoping it was.
甭管什么意思 我们必须尽快搞清楚 Well, whatever it is, we'd better figure it out soon
因为那艘船两周后就要到达地球了 Because that ship will reach earth in two weeks.
开得真特么慢啊 That's a hell of a slow ship.
我肯定以前听过那段旋律 I know I've heard that melody before.
就是不记得是在哪了 I-I just can't remember where.
或许我们可以缩小点范围 Perhaps we can narrow it down
看看都是Fry大脑的哪些区域在响应那段旋律 By seeing what part of Fry's brain becomes active when he hears it.
有意思 Interesting.
范围可以缩小到Fry在1999年12月31日晚上的记忆 I can isolate those tones to a memory Fry formed on December 31, 1999.
正是我掉进冷冻舱的那天 That's the day I fell in the freezer tube.
那天我也在地球上 I, too, was on earth that day,
在执行"确保Fry会被传送到未来"的任务 On my mission to ensure Fry's successful transport to the future.
但我不记得听过这音乐 But I recall no such music.
我老是忘了这货能讲话 I always forget that he can talk.
那么肯定是我听到的 Well, that must be when I heard it.
但我想那段记忆已经永远地远去了 But I guess the memory is gone forever.
连同Kaboom麦片一起 Like Kaboom Cereal.
还有我的家 And my family.
少来了 Oh, fuff.
那段记忆依然存在于你潜意识里的某个地方 The memory still exists somewhere in your subconscious mind.
Amy 把头戴式辐射造梦机准备好 Amy, prepare the radio-cranial dream injector.
行 Okay.
什么玩意? What is it?
是这样的 Here's the deal:
我们让Fry进入梦境 We'll induce a dream state
在那里他可以重演1999年12月31日那天的事情 In which fry will reenact the day of December 31, 1999.
其余人可以在这块屏幕上观看直播 The rest of us will watch everything on this monitor.
我在梦里会穿着裤子吗? Will I have pants on in this dream?
要穿上这个梦梦裤才行 Only if you wearthese dream pants.
这是纸尿布诶 Hey, this is a diaper.
收声 老实穿上 Put it on and shut up.
记住 在梦里 Now remember, while you're in the dream,
最重要的事情是找到音乐的来源 It's critical that you locate the source of the music.
准备好进入梦境了吗? Ready to go to sleep?
差不多 我能先来点牛奶饼干吗? Almost. Can I have some milk and cookies first?
当然 Yes.
注射式的 In syringe form.
我的闹钟? 是这个音乐吗? Huh? My alarm clock? Is that the music?
一点都不像 你这音痴 Not even close, you tone-deaf moron.
现在起床 开始做梦 Now get out of bed and start dreaming.
我以前的公寓 my old apartment.
以前养的乌龟 My old turtle.
以前的玉米卷饼 My old burrito.
还有以前的女友 My old girlfriend.
老? 不许说人家老 Old? Don't call me old.
很多年轻人牙都不太好 A lot of young people have false teeth.
别在意 Michelle 你只是一个梦 Don't worry about it, Michelle. You're just a dream.
也就是说 In which case,
就算我俩那啥 也不算是背叛Leela it wouldn't really be cheating On leela if we were to...
给我快进 Move it along!
不对 Nope.
也不对 Nope.
天 我一直想坐那种婴儿手推车 Man, I always wanted to ride in that stroller.
但还不是 But nope.
在哪听到的那段音乐呢? Where could I have heard that music?
哟 大F Yo, cosmic f.
干啥呢? What up?
一起跳霹雳舞的小伙伴们 Hey, my old breakdancing crew.
好多年没见着你们了 I haven't seen you guys in years.
你们干啥去? What are you up to?
除了霹雳舞别无他事 Nothing but breakdancing.
酷 Cool.
哟 大块头大肥 Yo, noticeably f.A.T.,
给我来一段 Drop me that one beat
就是我总记不住的那段 That I'm having a hard time remembering.
瞧好吧 我就为秀这段才在梦里的 Word up. That's why I'm even in this dream.
好啊 毫无疑问还是那么帅气 Well, there's no denying that was funky-fresh.
不过遗憾 还不是我要找的 But alas, not what I'm looking for.
我去 就没人喜欢beatbox了吗? Damn, don't nobody like beatboxing no more.
国际性金融机构及投资银行
我还是接受雷曼兄弟那份工作吧 I'ma go take that job offer at lehman brothers.
咪咪礼拜二
隔壁的脱衣舞俱乐部 The neighborhood strip club.
我从没进去过 但值得一试 I never actually went in there, but it's worth a shot.
这地方比我想象得还要裸 This place is a lot more nude than I expected.
Fry 你个傻子 Fry, you dope.
你从没进去过 不可能知道里面什么样 You never went in there, so you can't remember it.
扫兴 Ah, rats.
我还想吃舞厅的玉米片呢 I wanted lap-dance nachos.
是那个吗? is that it?
不 只是一辆马上就撞到我的冰淇淋车 Ah, no, it's just that ice cream truck that almost ran me over.
不好意思 大伙 不走运啊 Sorry, everyone, no luck yet.
并且我得来点咖啡 And I could really use some coffee.
不 你需要的是火鸡大餐 No, you need a turkey dinner.
你得回到梦境中去 You have to get back to dreamland.
为什么? Why?
那艘外星飞船不是两周后才能到的么 I thought that alien ship wouldn't be here for two weeks.
确实 Exactly.
但你已经整整睡了13天半了 And you've been asleep for 13 and a half days.
我去告你们 Suing!
这从没发生过 我发誓 Aw, this never happens, I swear.
没时间了 There's no time to lose.
我们得让Fry回到那个梦里 We've got to get fry back into that dream
好让他想起在哪听到过那旋律 So he can remember where he heard those tones.
停 Stop.
我真不想再回过去过那最后一天 I'd really rather not relive my last day in the past.
太可怕了 It was awful.
和疯癫的家人待在一起 Hanging out with my crazy family,
掉进低温冷冻仓里 Falling in a cryogenic freezer.
不能直接解剖我大脑吗? Can't you just dissect my brain?
房子都晃成这个样子了? With the building shaking like this?
不可能 No chance.
胳膊伸出来 Hold out your arm.
我们家的旧房子 Eeh, my old house.
我从没想念这地方的任何东西 There's not one thing about this place that I missed.
Seymour 我把你给忘了 Seymour. I forgot about you.
我太想念你这臭烘烘的呼吸了 Aw, I missed your stinky breath so much.
也许我也有点想这地方了 Maybe I do kind of miss this place.
就是自己说服自己恨这里的 Maybe I just convinced myself I hated it
因为我知道永远也回不来了 'cause I knew I could never come back.
知道吗 小子 You know, boy,
这就是我最后一次见到家人了 This was the last time I ever saw my family.
靠 Philip 我刚把Seymour弄出去 Geez, philip, I just put seymour out.
这下他来熏臭家里了 Now he's tracking stink in here.
我说的"他"是你 By which I mean you.
是啊 Yancy 我很臭 Yeah, yancy, I stink.
好小子 Yancy Attaboy, Yancy.
好好蹭蹭他那颗脑袋 Gorbachev that forehead up good.
我那疯癫的好老爹 Good old, crazy old dad.
上啊 你个混蛋 踢球 Go, you bastard. Kick that football.
你又弄砸了 Aw, you blew it again.
老妈 谁的比赛? Hi, mom. Who's playing?
没谁 Nobody.
圣诞假期播出的史努比动画系列
我在看《查理布朗圣诞特辑》 I'm watching the Charlie Brown Special.
那是我所想的那个吗? Is that what I think it is?
没错 你的最爱 Yep, your favorite.
上校土豆酱 Captain crunch casserole.
我上次吃这个还是一千多年前了 Aww, it's been a thousand years since I had this.
能舔舔搅拌器吗? Can I lick the beaters?
当然 Well, sure.
让我拔了插头先 Just let me unplug it before you...
老天 Dear god.
他一点也不找那段旋律 He's not looking for the melody at all.
他在享清福 He's enjoying himself.
Fry 我是Farnsworth教授 Fry, this is Professor Farnsworth.
赶紧从你家出来 去找东西 Get out of your house and keep moving.
你还有任务呢 You're on a mission.
行 天 就让我消停一会行不? Okay, jeez, give me a minute, will you?
嘿 等一下 你们也能听到教授吗? Hey wait, can you guys hear the professor, too?
能啊 Yep.
你们不觉得奇怪吗? Does that seem strange to you?
不啊 梦里不奇怪 Well, no, not in a dream.
很多怪事都会发生的 Lots of weird stuff could happen.
Philip 你瘦了吗? Philip, have you lost weight?
该死 Fry Damn it, Fry.
别在你家人身上浪费时间了 Stop wasting time with your loved ones
给我去找旋律的来源 And find the source of the music.
2000年新年快乐
你最好快点吃 Philip You'd better eat quickly, Philip.
上班可别迟到了 You don't want to be late for work.
你知道吗? 我今晚不想去送披萨了 You know what? I don't want to deliver pizzas tonight.
我宁愿和家人共度这最后一晚 I'd rather have one last night with my family.
你指在千年虫让电脑和烤盘都来反抗我们之前的最后一晚? You mean before the y2k turns our computers and waffle irons against us?
明智的选择 儿子 Wise choice, son.
你会被炒鱿鱼的 You're gonna get fired, Phil.
像你这样一直丢工作 How are you gonna pay off your debt to
怎么还你欠哥伦比亚唱片俱乐部的钱 the columbia house record club if you keep losing jobs?
他说得对 你该走了 He's right. You should go.
我们明天还会在这儿 We'll still be here tomorrow.
是 但如果我不在了呢? Yeah, but what if I'm not?
我是说 如果我再也见不到你了呢 妈妈? I-I mean, what if I never see you again, mom?
还有好多事我想告诉你 There's a lot of stuff I want to tell you.
什么事呢? Well, like what?
嗯... Well...
很抱歉打扰你们 但Fry必须要走了 Sorry to disturb you all, but fry needs to get going.
我刚正跟他说呢 Leela I was just telling him that, Leela.
妈妈? Mom?
- 你认识Leela? - 不认识 - You know leela? - Nope.
Leela 你来我梦里干什么? Leela, what are you doing in my dream?
教授派我来结束这段美妙时光 The professor sent me in to put an end to this quality time.
求你了 Please.
我需要多陪我妈妈一会 I need more time with my mom.
但这并不是她啊 But it's not even her.
她只是你梦境的一部分 She's just part of your dream.
但已经相当接近了 That's as close as I'm gonna get.
好吧 但快点 Okay, but hurry.
世界就要毁灭了 你的梦梦裤也该换了 The world's ending and your dream pants need changing.
听着 妈妈... Listen, mom...
大家好 我们是Philip J. Fry的朋友 Hello. We're friends of Philip J. Fry.
我的天 那是船长牌焙盘炖菜吗? Oh, my god, is that a captain crunch casserole?
别吃了 Zoidberg Stop eating, Zoidberg!
我们来这儿是要把Fry弄出去 We're only here to get fry out of the house.
调羹汉堡? Manwiches?
停下来 立即停下来 Stop that! Stop that at once!
嗨 F先生 Hey, Mr. F.
烤盘 这就开始反抗我们了 The waffle iron! It's turned against us!
不好意思 Excuse me.
妈妈 听着 Mom, listen.
不要问我为什么 Don't ask how I know,
但是我将再也见不到你了 But I'm never going to see you again.
有好多话我一直想说但没说出口 我... And there's a lot that I always wished I had said before I...
别再乱搞了 Quit goofing off.
虽然你们在睡觉 但不是在休假 You may be asleep, but you're not on break.
这次危机已经达到了最高程度 This crisis has reached the highest level.
老天爷 是尼克松 Good god, it's Richard Nixon,
我们最伟大的总统 Our greatest president!
没错 老爹 That's right, daddy-o,
我要带你的嬉皮儿子进行遥远的音乐探寻之旅 And I need to take your hippie son on a far-out musical quest.
滚出我们家 你这共匪 Get out of my house, you commie.
不 no!
我还不能离开 I'm not ready to leave yet.
妈妈 Mom!
好了 小伙子 注意 Okay, kid, focus.
你从哪听到那音乐的? Where'd you hear that music?
校园舞会? 混合宿舍? Sock hop? Co-ed dorm?
黑豹党集会? Black panther meeting?
我只想和我妈说说话 I just want to talk to my mom.
让我进去 Agnew Let me back in there, Agnew!
没用的 Fry It's no use, Fry.
晚上十点以后 你从没在家里出现过 You were never in your house again after 10:00 p.m.
不 No!
振作 Fry Cheer up, Fry.
我给你唱个能听出来的调子 I'll sing you a tune you can identify.
我们赶紧走吧 let's go already.
我只想和我妈说说话 I just wanted to talk to my mom.
你妈妈几百年前就死了 Your mom died hundreds of years ago.
忘了吧 Get over it!
快点 Quickly!
我们得找到这个音调 然后离开梦境 We've got to find the tones and get out of this dream.
好吧 我带你们去那晚我工作的该死披萨店 Fine. I'll take you to the stupid pizzeria where I worked that night.
帕努奇披萨店
游戏结束
你水平真臭 失败者 You stink, loser.
猴子大闹
是啊 是啊 Yeah, yeah.
是那个音乐吗? Is that the music?
不是 只是你打出史上最低分时的游戏音效 No, that's just the sound the game makes when you get the all-time lowest score.
嘿 Fry 披萨外送 Hey, Fry. Pizza goin' out.
麻利点 Come on!
我去去就来 Seymour I won't be gone long, Seymour.
你在这等我... Just wait here until...
等一下 这是我的梦 Hold on. This is my dream.
你不用在这里等 You don't have to wait here.
缩小 钻我口袋里来 Shrink down and get in my pocket.
好嘞 咱们走 Okay, let's ride.
我们不能都挤这辆单车 Hey, we can't all fit on that bike.
想象个豪华座驾 好让我们拉风地开过去 Dream up some kind of luxury vehicle so we can ride in style.
是这辆不能悬浮的悬浮车吗? What about that non-hovering hovercar?
是它发出音乐的吗? Is that making the music?
这叫汽车 不是它 It's called a car. And no.
Michelle 宝贝 你要去哪? Michelle! Baby! Where you going?
我们不合适 Fry It's not working out, Fry.
我把你东西扔人行道上了 I put your stuff out on the sidewalk!
你这婊子 Hey, you hussy!
你不能甩了Fry You can't dump Fry!
那是姐的活儿 That's my job!
应用活体低温冷冻公司
抓紧 离午夜只有两分钟了 Hurry! Only two minutes until midnight!
这音乐 That music!
这令人痛苦的可怕音乐 That horrible, agonizing music!
- 是这调子吗 Fry? - 不是 - Is that the tune, Fry? - No.
那就别再梦它了 Then stop dreaming it!
有人吗? 送披萨给... Hello? Pizza delivery for...
I.C. Wiener I.C. Wiener?
我看见鸡鸡了
真讨厌 每次都这样 Aw, crud. Every time!
没戏了 It's no use.
我掉进冷冻舱之前什么事都没发生 Nothing else happened till I fell in the freezer tube.
事情并不是这样 Well, that's not quite true.
快说 小可爱 Spit it out, pookie.
正如我提到过的 As I mentioned,
当晚我也在这里 以确保Fry掉进冷冻舱里 I was present that night to ensure that fry fell into the tube.
当时我站这儿 I was standing here.
梦外的世界正在崩塌 The world outside the dream is cracking apart.
就像冻过的威化棒一样脆 Like a delicious frozen Charleston Chew!
别慌 这梦还没做完呢 Don't panic. The dream isn't over yet.
十 九... Ten, nine...
好吧 现在可以慌了 Okay, now you can panic.
我最后做的事 就是很讽刺地吹了响笛 The last thing I did was blow my noisemaker sarcastically
来强调我对生活的严重不满 To underscore my deep disappointment with life.
会不会就是响笛声? The noisemaker! Was that it?
Amy 我对你非常失望 Amy, I'm deeply disappointed in you.
我... 听... 到... 了 I... Heard... It!
就是刚才那声 你们听见没? That was it! Did you hear it?
听见什么? Hear what?
就在我掉进冷冻舱时啊 Just as I was falling into the tube!
我听到响声了 还多了两个全音 I heard the tones, plus two extra notes.
多了两个全音?! Extra notes?!
这有可能就是外星人在等待的回应 That could be a response the aliens are waiting for!
咱们快 Quickly.
到嘘什莫尔山去 To Mount Shushmore!
恶搞拉什莫尔山
这是我们最后的机会了 Fry This is our last chance, Fry!
外星人播放声音片段的时候 When the alien ship plays the tone sequence,
用你在梦中记下来的全音给它们回应 Respond with the exact notes you remembered in your dream
要不然我们就全完了 Or we're all dead.
别有压力啊 No pressure.
搞快点好伐? Will you come on?!
Digby? Digby?
Nibbler? Nibbler?
这是什么情况? What is going on here?
为什么尼卜勒星人想让我们拉裤呢? Why is a nibblonian trying to blow us up?
是啊 为什么? Yes. Why?
我没想让你们拉裤啊 I'm not trying to blow you up.
我是在找... I'm looking for...
那啥 你记得的吧 Nibbler? Well, you remember, don't you, Nibbler?
其实 我... Well, I...
差不多是地球纪年法的一千年前 it was just over a thousand earth years ago...
作为Nibbler大人的私人司机 As Lord Nibbler's personalchauffeur,
应用活体低温冷冻公司
我把他送到你们星球的某个房顶上 I landed him on one of your planet's many rooftops
去完成一项重要使命 For an important mission.
就在等他弄翻某个傻瓜的椅子的时候 While waiting for him to knocksome idiot's chair over,
我突然发觉我忘记锁上飞船了 I suddenly realized I'd forgotten to lock the ship.
然后我们就去喝了点庆祝小酒 we then went out for a well-earned libation.
奥格雷迪酒吧 新年快乐
当时是你们星球的千禧年大庆 It being the celebration of your planet's millennium,
很快我们就喝了个烂醉如泥 We soon became somewhat inebriated.
不对 你才醉了 No, you're drunk.
你还记得飞船停哪儿了么? Hey, you remember where we parked?
不记得 你呢? No. You?
钥匙给我 你这情况不能开飞船 Give me that. You're in no condition to fly.
再见啦 小钥匙 Bye-bye, keys.
现在我想起来了 I remember now.
我们当时只好打车回弗贡6星的基地 We had to take a cab back to our base on vergon 6.
老板给了我一把备用钥匙 我开始一个星球一个星球 The boss gave me a spare key and I began going planet to planet
寻找咱公司的车车 Looking for the company car.
但你为啥要用震耳欲聋的声音轰炸我们呢? But why did you have to blast us with that deafening music?
什么 你说遥控锁吗? What, you mean the key fob?
行了 就别再摁了 All right, that's enough of that.
我知道你的船停哪里 I know exactly where you left your ship.
应用活体低温冷冻公司 天台入口
就是它没错 That's it all right.
尽管磁带播放机被偷走了 电池也没电了 Although the cassette player's been stolen and the battery's dead.
Fry 你又一次帮了我们族人的大忙 Fry, you have once more done my people a great service.
以我荣誉起誓 我要想法子报答你 On my honor, I shall find a way to repay you.
谢谢 但我真心想要的你们给不了 Thanks. But no one can give me what I really want.
看他这样子我真受不了 I can't stand to see him like this.
我把他推下天台得了 I'll push him off the roof.
机器人公寓
- 你好 妈妈 - 你好啊 宝贝 - Hi, mom. - Hi, sweetie.
要不要吃点饼干 戴片帽儿 You want some crackers and a slice of hat?
不用麻烦了 听着... No, thanks. Listen, um...
我一直没有机会跟你谈谈 I never got the chance to talk to you.
你现在有没有时间? Do you have a few minutes?
当然有 宝贝儿 你是我生命中最重要的人嘛 Sure, honey, you're the most important thing in my life
等这比赛完了先 Once this game is over.
我这是何苦? What's the point?
在自己的梦里跟她谈话有什么用? What good is it to talk to her in my own dream?
比赛结束 And that's it!
年度性NCAA美国大学美式足球比赛
威斯康辛队17-9击败斯坦福队 完胜2000年玫瑰碗 Wisconsin has defeated stanford 17 to 9 in the 2000 Rose Bowl!
新千年的开场真是令人喜出望外 What an occasionally exciting way to start the new millennium!
等一下 Wait a second.
我从没看过这场比赛 I never saw that game.
比赛发生在我冻起来后 我怎么能梦得这么清楚? It happened after I got frozen. How can I be dreaming it in such detail?
因为这不是你的梦境 Because this isn't your dream.
这是你妈妈的梦境 It's your mother's dream.
什... 什么? Whoa, wh-what?
我说过我们会报答你的 I told you we would reward you.
好好珍惜吧 朋友 Make it count, my friend.
妈妈? Mom?
我要说的实在太多了 There's so much I need to say.
真的是你吗? Is it really you?
是啊 自从你消失后 我经常会梦见你 Yes. I've dreamed about you a lot since you disappeared.
我想告诉我什么呢? What did you want to tell me?
♪ 轻轻拥我入怀... ♪ ♪ Hold me in your arms... ♪
♪ 让我感觉是你的唯一 ♪ ♪ Let me be the one who can feel ♪
♪ 那个懵懂知爱的小孩 ♪ ♪ like I am a child in love... ♪
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