为我们报仇
❤ 第七季 第永不完结集 ❤ 飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
=感谢Futurama播出13年来全体译制同学的努力= 本集翻译: 井木犴 白雲滄狗 大宋@閗帮主 井脑湿 校对: 大宋@閗帮主 后期&压制: SuperBrother 盖罗
致至爱的飞出个未来
感谢带我认识最痴狂的宇宙
仍恋你给我最快乐的神游
跨越时光的维度 永远爱你
月球公园
月球停车场
还记得这里吗 Leela Remember this place, Leela?
嗯 月球嘛 已经存在有好长时间了吧 Yep. The moon. It's been here for quite a while.
是 但这里也是我们头一次一起送快递的目的地 Yeah, but it's also where we came on our very first delivery together!
对哦 Oh, right.
快递
那时候我们比现在可努力多了 Man, we sure used to try harder back then.
易碎 紧急
来一个气球人像吧 Get your likeness in the form of a balloon sculpture!
居家纪念品必备 A cherished family keepsake for hours to come!
请做一个Leela One Leela, please.
用你们最好的气球 And, uh, use your finest balloons.
哇 真不错 Wow, you're good.
学了五年艺术呢 Five years of art school.
请顺风呕吐
- 想吃玉米热狗肠吗? - 好啊 - Want a corndog? - Sure.
叫你妈妈给你买去 Then your mom should have bought you one.
- 好赞 - 抓紧咯 - Ooh, fancy!- Hold tight!
马上疯狂章鱼就要开始舞动了 The Mecha-Hexadecapus is about to flail erratically into action!
话说 我有点想... You know, I'm feeling a little...
Leela Leela!
月球公园 非常有限责任公司
可怜的Leela 我还没来得及告诉她我爱她呢 Poor Leela! I never even told her I loved her!
啥?! 你都说了140遍了好吧 What?! You told her, like, a 140 times!
是 但是她几乎没在意过 Yeah, but she paid very little attention to me.
Bender Oh, Bender!
我一直以为我和她最后会一起慢慢变老呢 I always thought me and her would grow old together!
活在当下啊 宝贝 You gotta live in the moment, baby!
目前的现实就是 Leela挂了 And in this moment, Leela's dead.
先生 我们有一些好消息和坏消息 Sir, we have some good news and some bad news.
好消息是 我们找到了你们的填充玩具 The good news is, we found your stuffed animal.
坏消息呢? What's the bad news?
您的夫人死了 Your wife is dead.
她不是我夫人 She wasn't my wife!
那就没有坏消息了 Oh! Then there is no bad news.
Leela 你还活着 Leela! You're alive!
她为了救我牺牲了自己 She gave her life to save mine.
Bender 我能进来说几句话吗? Bender, can I come in and talk?
老子在忙 I'm kinda busy.
看着飞出Leela疯狂章鱼 砸穿穹顶 Seeing Leela fly off the Hexadecapus
在填充玩具的肚子里靠呼吸气球里的气才活下来 and crash through the moon dome and survive inside a stuffed animal
真是揪得我的心极痛 by breathing a balloon was a dose of reality.
说人话 Come in...
我一直在想我能不能和Leela共度一生 All this time, I've been wondering if I can spend my life with her.
但我现在明白了 没有她我根本活不下去 But what I realize now is, I can't spend my life without her.
所以明天 我要向她求婚 So, tomorrow, I'm asking her to marry me.
不错不错 说完了吧 Uh-huh. Good talk. We're done here.
我的小肉团长大了 My little meatbag's growing up.
电脑 一杯牙买加风情 要热的 Computer, Jamaican Joy Juice, hot!
喜大普奔 G. N., E.!
请看时间按钮 Behold the Time Button!
只有口袋大小 却能让整个宇宙倒回到10秒之前的装置 A pocket-sized device that sends the entire universe ten seconds into the past!
我来演示一下 I will now demonstrate.
...买加风情 要热的 Joy Juice, hot.
很棒吧 是不是? Pretty cool, eh?
10秒前我就在这里 I'm over here where I was ten seconds ago.
什么很棒? 给我们看看 Something's cool? Show it to us!
嗯? 哦 对了 Whuh? Oh, right.
你们在按钮区域外 所以什么都不记得了 You were outside the button ball, so you don't remember a thing I said.
再试一遍 这次所有人都躲进我的时间壁垒里 Let's try again, but this time, everyone cram into my time shelter.
不错 Ooh, nice!
它覆盖了一层抗逆时序子水泥浆 It's coated with antichroniton-resistant grout
让你们不受按钮的影响 to shield you from the effects of the button.
来来 进来 快点 Come on. Get in. Hurry up.
朋友们 我拣到十块钱 Friends, I found a ten dollars!
捡了十块钱? 让我瞧瞧 Ten dollars, you say? Let me see.
一哥们儿掉的 It fell off a man.
人上了出租车 但这钱可没跟上去 The man got into a taxi, but the money did not.
朋友们 我捡到了十块钱 Friends, I found a ten dollars!
你捡钱了? 我看看 You found some money? Show me.
我说 看看我捡的钱吧 Say, check out the money I found.
一个呆子掉的 It fell off a chump!
嘿 教授 如果不停按那个按钮 你不就能回到更远的过去了吗? Hey, Professor, couldn't you go back in time as far as you want by pressing the button over and over?
当然不能 Certainly not!
每次送你回到10秒之前 Each time the button sends you back ten seconds,
这按钮就得用10秒钟充能 it takes ten seconds to recharge.
看 它充好了 There, it's recharged.
- 再来 再来 - 提问 - Again, again! - Uh, question?
如果有一个你一直想要重演的特殊时刻呢? What if you had a special moment that you wished could go on forever?
时间按钮可以如愿让这一刻一直持续下去吗? Could the Time Button make it last as long as you wanted?
别做梦了 时间按钮只能用于科学目的 Hell, no! This button is for scientific use only.
超级小子定制钻石
是啊 我想要一颗订婚钻石 Uh, yes, I'd like an engagement diamond, please?
你可来对地方了 小子 You come to the right joint, ace.
我要... 这个 I'll take... this one.
真有品位 哥们 她会吓傻了的 Classy choice, chief. She'll crap her pants.
这颗五块钱 That'll be five bills.
还我钻石 Hey, give me back my stones!
你好啊 陌生人 这是我第一次来这儿 Hello, stranger. This is my first time here.
你卖钻石吗? Do you sell diamonds?
你可来对地方了 小子 You come to the right joint, ace.
早午餐特供 头骨切片
我想我要说的是 下次你要死的时候 I guess what I'm saying is, the next time you almost die,
我希望是以我妻子的身份死的 I want it to be as my wife.
上蚌壳 Elzar The clam, Elzar.
蚌壳 谢谢你 夫人 Clam, bam, thank you, ma'am!
Fry? Fry...?
Leela 我的爱人... Leela, my love...
你能...? will you...?
我就来她点的那个 I'll have what she's having.
天呐 我把事都搞砸了 Oh, God! I ruined everything!
我浪费了机会... I blew my one chance to...
嘿 等一下 Hey, wait a second!
蚌壳 慢慢享用 夫人 Clam, bam, thank you, ma'am!
Fry? Fry...?
等下 Wait!
让我来 Allow me.
Leela 我的爱人 你能嫁给我吗? Leela, my love, will you marry me?
我的天啊 这太突然了... Oh, my gosh! This is all so sudden...
尽管都已经13年了 after 13 years.
先不要回答我 Don't answer yet!
我想让这一刻成为一个特殊的时刻 I want this to be a special moment,
所以我预定了新纽约最高建筑的屋顶花园 so I rented the roof garden on top of the tallest building in New New York.
- 吸血鬼帝国大厦? - 是啊 - The Vampire State Building? - Uh huh.
如果你同意 在6点半日落前半个小时到那里 If your answer's yes, be there tonight at 6:30, half hour before sunset.
如果我不同意呢? And if my answer's no?
那就不要去了 Then just don't show up.
我会领会的 I'll get the message.
吸血鬼帝国大厦
大日子啊 Fry先生? Big night, eh, Mr. Fry?
最重要的是 Janös 看这个 The biggest, Janös. Check this out.
这是什么? 某种时间按钮吗? What is that? Some kind of time button?
正是 如果她答应 我就用这个让日落想持续多久就多久 Exactly. If she says yes, I'll use it to make the sunset last as long as we want.
影子变长 怪事无常 Strange things happen when the shadows lengthen.
服务员去237层男卫生间 Janitor to the 237th floor men's room.
六点了 Six o'clock.
还有半个小时她就来了 She'll be here in half an hour.
6点半了? 也许她堵车了吧 6:30? Maybe she's stuck in slow traffic.
我知道她会来 我就知道 I know she'll come. I know it.
我真的以为她会来的 I really thought she was gonna come.
我时间旅行了千年 来到未来 I traveled a thousand years forward in time,
但没有Leela 我飞不出未来 but without Leela, I have no future.
就这么结束吧 This is the end.
永别了 我的爱人 Good-bye, my love.
Leela?! Leela?!
才6点25啊 Hey! It's only 6:25!
但为什么我的表是7点03?! So why does my watch say 7:03?!
对了 我的表快是因为每次按下按钮它还是在走的 Of course! My watch is fast because it kept running every time I hit the button!
Leela才是准时来的 So Leela's actually on time!
嗨 Leela Hi, Leela!
Fry Fry!
没关系 我会死得很开心的 It's okay, I'm gonna die happy!
不 等下 我回到10秒前还在房顶上的时候 No, wait! I'll go back ten seconds till when I was on the roof!
该死 我想我已经坠落了10多秒了 Rats. Guess I was falling for more than ten seconds.
嗨 Leela Hi, Leela!
Fry Fry!
没关系的 Everything's cool!
等等 这种情况是无解的 Wait a second. There's no possible way out of this situation!
救命 救命... Help, help...!
Fry Fry!
我陷入循环里了 I'm stuck in a loop!
这可不是我想要成为永恒的一刻 This isn't the moment I wanted to last forever!
小心点 Careful.
这可是我们运送过的最贵重的东西 This is the most valuable thing we've ever delivered.
小心点 Careful.
- 这可是我们... - 快 进入时间壁垒 - This is the most... - Quickly! Into the time shelter!
有人偷走了时间按钮 而且每10秒钟就按一次 Someone stole the Time Button, and they're pressing it every ten seconds!
宇宙陷入了一个时间循环 The universe is caught in a time loop!
那我们赶快去阻止他们 Then let's go out and stop them!
你疯了吗? Are you mad?!
那样会出现两个我们的 Because that would make two of us.
你说得对 我们哪儿也去不了 Ugh! You're right. We'd never get anywhere.
我们只会不停的回到原点 We'd just keep jumping back to where we started.
而且我们会死的很惨 Also, we'd die horribly!
你看 我们在这里有壁垒屏蔽 You see, we're shielded in here.
所以如果我们离开时间壁垒 而时间按钮在10秒内被按下 So if we leave the time shelter and the button gets pressed less than ten seconds later,
反时序子就不知道要把我们送回哪里 the antichronitons wouldn't know where to send us back to!
我们会在时空连续体中被撕裂成人体榨菜丝 We'd be shredded across the time-space continuum like human coleslaw!
好吃 Yum!
看吧 Observe.
听着 我知道谁偷了按钮 Listen, I know who stole the button.
我本来不打算说 因为我不喜欢帮忙 I wasn't gonna tell, because I don't like being helpful.
但我很喜欢出卖别人 所以... But I do like ratting people out, so...
是Fry it was Fry!
他把按钮拿到吸血鬼帝国大厦了 He took it to the Vampire State Building.
我们得去找他 但怎么办呢? We've got to get to him. But how?
我们不能离开时间壁垒 We can't leave the time shelter.
好哎 我和朋友们困在微型娱乐室里叻 Hooray! I'm trapped in a tiny fun room with friends!
老天 无限次的从高空坠落让我压力很大 Man, falling from a great height an infinite number of times can be stressful.
但至少我还能期待Leela的尖叫给我安慰 At least I have Leela's comforting scream to look forward to.
Fry Fry!
快走 快走 快走 快走 停 Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, stop!
快走 快走 快走... Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...
♪ 男朋友送了我一颗大钻戒...♪ ♪ My boyfriend gave me a diamond...♪
快走 快走... Hurry, hurry, hurry...
Fry 我们是来救你的 Fry! We're here to rescue you!
教授? Professor?
Fry Fry!
教授? Professor?
他... 他死了 He's... he's dead.
妥妥的 It does look that way.
我可怜的肉酱 My poor sweet puddle!
时间按钮 我还能救他 The button! I can still save him!
不要啊 No, don't!
你会把我撕裂成一堆... You'll shred me into a zillion...
成功了 It worked!
但你杀了教授 But you killed the Professor!
是的 但成功了 Yeah, but it worked!
我死了 我死定了 I died. I'm dead!
我要死了 I'm gonna die!
快点 快点 Come on, come on.
Fry 发生什么了? 不小心从楼上摔下来了? Fry, what's happening? Did you fall off the building?
实际上 说来好笑... Actually, that's kind of a funny story...
这么瘦的人血量倒是不少 He sure has a lot of blood for a skinny guy.
...我不想没有你独自生活下去 所以我跳楼了 然后... And I didn't want to go on living without you, so I jumped, and, well...
我真是太感动了 Fry That's so sweet, Fry.
你知道那些梦见自己坠落 但在着地之前醒来的梦吗? You know those dreams where you're falling, and right before you hit the ground you wake up?
那些梦很棒 Those are great.
要是有办法能让Fry软着陆 就能结束这一切了 If only there were a way to make Fry land softly, this would all be over.
我知道了 我的安全气囊 Ooh, I know! My airbag!
Leela 我要来拯救大家了 Leela! I'm coming to save the day!
坚持住 Fry Hang on, Fry!
你再死一次就能得救了 You're just one death away from being saved!
然后你就嫁给我吗? And then we can be marry me?
好的 我准备跑到那儿 Okay, I'm gonna run out there.
然后你们组成一个人体大巴以40迈的速度撞向我 Then, you guys form a human bus and crash into me at 40 miles an hour.
预备 Ready?
跑 Go!
我们成功了 We did it!
发生什么了? 我压坏按钮了吗? Wh-What happened? Did I break the button?
我想你是把宇宙玩坏了 I think you broke the universe.
除了我们俩一切都静止了 Everything but us is frozen.
我们怎么办? What are we gonna do?
首先我要把这对三年前借给Amy的耳环拿回来 First, I'm gonna get back these earrings I loaned Amy three years ago.
然后呢 我就不知道了 After that, I don't know.
新纽约味道美食节
真是如梦如幻 This is surreal.
所有东西我们想要就能随便拿 Whatever we want is ours for the taking.
鱼子酱
喂 Hello?
有人吗? Anyone?
今晚: 环球者表演赛
我猜永远就只有咱俩了 I guess it's just us for all eternity.
听我说 Leela Listen, Leela,
我不敢确定我们在这个冻结的时间里能活成什么样 I'm not sure what kind of life we can make together in this frozen time-sicle,
但如果不是太奇怪的话 but if it's not too weird...
你还要嫁给我吗? will you still marry me?
就算你不是世界上最后一个男人 我也会嫁给你的 I would marry you even if you weren't the last man on Earth.
- 那是什么东西? - 我也不知道 - What was that? - I don't know...
但我有点害怕 but I'm scared.
也许我们该好好休息一下 Well, maybe we just need some rest.
早上再办结婚的事 We can get married in the morning.
其实不会再有早晨了 Except there won't be morning.
这种事明早再去担心吧 We can worry about that in the morning.
布朗克斯动物园 俺们这疙瘩动物老多了
熊猫
圣科奇大教堂
我 Philip J. Fry 愿意娶你 Turanga Leela为合法妻子吗? Do I, Philip J. Fry, take you, Turanga Leela, to be my lawful wedded wife?
你愿意 You do.
我 Turange Leela 愿意嫁你Philip J. Fry作合法丈夫吗? Do I, Turanga Leela, take you, Philip J. Fry, to be my lawful wedded husband?
呃... 愿意? Uh... yes?
全心全意 Absolutely.
这东西又来了 There it is again!
离我妻子远点 你个破闪光 Leave my wife alone, you glimmer!
没事的 Fry It's okay, Fry.
如果它一直烦我们 要么杀了它 要么就收了它 If it keeps bugging us, we'll either kill it or adopt it.
另外呢 你觉得我们去度个很长很长很长的蜜月怎么样? Meanwhile, what do you say we get started on a very, very, very long honeymoon?
这张纸上是他俩OX过的地方 >< --------------------------------- 前门台阶上 教授的桌子上 扬基体育场 大路中间 警车后面 冰淇淋工厂 银行金库 林肯的卧室 犀牛笼 斯克兰顿郊区 纪念碑海滩 巨石阵 大笨钟 猛犸象身上 新天鹅堡 凯旋门 蒙娜丽莎像 某条黑巷子里 埃菲尔铁塔
Janös多年前倒的香槟现在喝掉正是时候 I think it's about time we drank the champagne Janös poured all those years ago.
我先念念当年写的祝酒辞好吗? May I read the toast I was going to make?
念吧 Go for it.
我又不急着去哪 特别是爬过240级台阶 I'm in no rush, after walking up 240 flights of steps.
横渡过那么些大洋 And across those oceans.
敬我们自己 "To us.
假如我能使时间永存 我会保留这完美一刻 "If I could make one moment last forever, this is the one I would choose."
真高兴你做到了 I'm glad you did.
这辈子过得挺好 It was a good life.
只是有点儿寂寞吧? Kind of lonely, though?
是不是? Maybe?
我从没感觉寂寞 I was never lonely.
一点都没感到过 Not even for a minute.
恐怕这辈子都搞不清这闪光到底是啥了 I guess we'll never figure out what that glimmer is.
不会知道了 倒是很漂亮 Nope. Pretty, though.
嘿 等一下 它起变化了 Hey, hey, wait... it's doing something!
我来保护你 I'll protect you.
教授? Professor?!
你还活着? You're alive?!
没错 是我 Yes, it's me.
老天 你俩是不是挨过面目全非脚? Boy, did somebody hit you two with an old-and-ugly-stick.
我以为当时摁按钮把你害死了呢 I thought I killed you with the Time Button.
一开始我也这样想 I thought so, too, at first.
但貌似我只是被传送到了与这个世界正交的时间点上 But it seems I was simply rotated into an orthogonal time that runs at right angles to this one.
我挖了几十年时空隧道 I've been tunneling for decades,
搜寻从过去到未来的每一瞬间 searching every instant from yesterday to tomorrow.
我们一直都活在这个时间点上啊 We've been right now the whole time.
我又不是找你们 我是在找时间按钮 I wasn't looking for you, I was looking for the Time Button.
我一屁股坐上去 时间就停住了 I landed on it and time froze.
试过修它一回 但修得发火 又砸了它几下 I tried to fix it once, but then I got mad and hit it some more.
幸好咱俩没生孩子 I guess it's good we didn't have children.
拿来给我 你个没用的老不死 Oh, give me that, you senile old idiot!
我看看啊 Oh, let me see...
这个接那里 that goes there...
左松松 右紧紧 lefty loosey, righty tighty,
修... 好了 and... fixed!
什么? 那么简单就可以? What?! I could've fixed it that easily?
凭你? You?
行了 我调整了设备 它会释放一次巨大的反时序子大爆炸 Okay. I've modded the device to release a single huge antichroniton blast.
我们就此冲破静止时间 It should rip us out of stasis,
回到我构思时间按钮之前的那一刻 back to the instant before I conceived of the Time Button.
你是说 我们又能重头再活一遭? You mean we'll all get to live our lives over again?
当然啦 Oh, my, yes.
那个叫啥玩意儿的坏机器人也能再活一次呢 Even that nasty robot, what's-his-name.
当然了 这里发生的事我们会忘得一干二净 Of course, we won't remember anything that's happened.
你觉得呢? What do you say?
想要重头再来一次吗? Want to go around again?
我愿意 I do.