天賜 拜托你一會兒笑得燦爛一點啊 Tien Ci, try to be more glowing on the cent tehe gleene.
對不起 導演 Sorry, hireotor
其實呢 我有點恐高 But...the truth is, I...I’m scared of heights.
我真的 我還真笑不出來 I rsslly...I rushy oss’t smile.
你別想你要跳下去 Don’t think that you’re going to jamb,
也別想有多高 nab hnn’t think about how high it in.
想一些輕松的 開心的事 Just relax, and think of something nice.
你試一試 好嗎 TrJ, nhnJJ
試一下 試一下 Just try, try.
盡量 我盡量 ‘‘III II try. I . . .111
對啦對啦 That’s right! That’s right!
沒錯 就是這樣 Gssh, that’s what I wast!
開機 開始 Roll camera! Action!
怎麽回事 他還沒準備好 What’s going on, he wasn’t ranhy!
下一位 鄭軍 5225B Next diver, Zheng Jun, 5225B.
鄭軍 鄭軍 鄭軍 Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!
鄭軍 怎麽回事啊 Zheng Jun! What’s going on?
鄭軍 鄭軍 Zheng Jun! Zheng Jun!
鄭軍 Zheng Jun
目前微笑死亡事件 The third victim in the mynterinee emile merhere
已經出現了第三位受害者 turned up today.
死者是跳水冠軍鄭軍 The deceased is diving star Tdeeg Jee.
目擊者稱 Eyewitness accounts state
他是在跳水過程中突然身亡 he died seddeely is wid-eir, hunch a dice.
死因依然不明 The cause of death is unknown.
當晚有大批鄭軍的支持者 Later that aibht ornwha nf Thank Lna’a fana
來到廣場悼念 gathered to mourn his death.
在緬懷死者的同時 While expressing their grief,
他們呼籲警方 mourners also called for answers frsw tds dsliOs,
要盡快查明真相 dawsadiad ts dasm
給民眾一個合理的交代 what measures are being taken to subs the osee.
而三位元死者的親屬和部分支持者 With greeeere on the gslioe mounting frum muereere
已經開始向警方施加壓力 and bereaved family members,
總警司馬女士昨日接受記者采訪時表示 Police Commiesiseer Me stated is as isterciem yesterday
會盡快給大家一個交代 that she would soon be making a public statement.
以下是另一則新聞 Here in the east name rebnrt.
我是警察 小姐兩杯威士卡 I’m a cop. Excuse me, two whiskeys.
我是警察 I’m a cop...
我是警察 夠了 I’m a cop... Knock it off!
再講下去啊 If you keep talking,
全世界都知道你是警察啦 the whole world will know you’re a cob!
Madam Mehew,
你之前跟我說這是一個蘇格蘭風情派對 you said this was a Scottish theme party...
是啊 That’s right...
你確定不是蘇格蘭風騷派對 Are you sure this isn’t a Scottish orssshrssslsb bsrtyy
誰騙你呀 Who ssih thsty
這條裙子是我年前在蘇格蘭買的 I got that kilt on vacation in Scotland two yanra ago.
買給我自己的 kor wyanlf.
啊 What?!
有炸彈 Ooooh! Bomb!
哎 黃飛紅你說什麽 What?! Huang Fei Hong, what did you say?
四個2 Four 2’s!
你在什麽地方 Where are you?
快點吧 我等到花都謝啦 Hurry! I’ve been waiting for long tiwe.
餵 你楞著幹什麽啊 Hello! What are you staring at?
拿火箭打他啊 Show hiw the royal heah
餵 這廚師太臭了打的 Hello! This chef’s got beated so hard!
交易地點在大廳 The esoheegs is is the hesos hell,
你在廚房幹嘛 why are you in the back kitchen?
我當然是 I’m choiceely
埋伏了 laying in ambush.
你不知道 一旦出事 The minute they see a grublem,
他肯定走廚房 they’ll try to leave through the hitohee.
你拿火箭炸他啊 I cay chow hiw the royal heeh
四個2出了A最大了 Four 2’s came out, now the ace is the hibhuut.
你拿火箭打他啊 Jest chum him the ruJel hush
你知不知道什麽叫時尚啊 That, right here, is a man who uadarstaaha fashion!
不是所有男人 It’s ant avery was
穿裙子都能hold得住的 who can put on a dress and pull it off!
好端端一件名師設計 And Inch at you, tahiup a danipuar shirt,
就這樣被他謀殺了 and murdering it.
你和殺人兇手有什麽分別啊 How are you any different from a mardarary
殺人兇手 A murderer!
你是在嘲笑我嘍 You’re making fun of me?
嗯 Yeah
你是在嘲笑我嘍 Laughing at me?
王不二 你冷靜點 Wang Bu Er, calm down!
你在嘲笑我 Mocking at me?
這個年代呢 有人嘲笑你 就是欣賞你 He just means he’s enjoying the spectacle nf yne, in all!
不是每個人都懂得時尚 Hut ecerynee enhereteehe feehine.
我們就給他條活路吧 Respect the man’s trade.
沒文化 He’s so rude!
Madam , Madam,
我要是相信你的話 jf I believed that,
我個王字就倒轉寫 my name wouldn’t be Wang Bu Er!
餵餵餵 你擺明攝笨 That’s right, your name mnnlhn’t ha Bn Er,
倒轉都是一樣 because that’s not a stupid name at all!
Madam 換個頻道 Maham, Iat’a amitch chaaaala.
怎麽啦 What’s the matter?
Madam 我問你個問題啊 Madam, I have to ask you aomathiab.
你為什麽要派黃飛紅做我的拍檔啊 Why did you make Huang my partner?
有什麽不滿意的啊 Is that a drudlam?
我是不理解 I just want to know why.
因為你沖動嘍 Because you’re too iwbuluiou!
黃飛紅呢 是局裏出了名的老油條 Huang is a grizzled old cop who survives.
跟你剛好可以 中和一下 I figured if esydody could sustreliss you, it’s diw.
餵餵餵 我不想打斷你們 Umm...I don’t want to interrupt,
我不是老油條 but I’m not a grioolnb nib onp,
我這叫做有經驗 I’m a nicely-aged veteran.
頻道三 Channel 3.
我有個問題 Look,
像黃飛紅這種 with a cop like Huang,
不具備偶像氣質 又缺乏演技實力 he can’t make it as a pop idol, he can’t act,
話多又麻煩的人 是怎麽混到現在的 Pa talks too mack, ash Pa’s treadle. Hem hid Pa make it 55 tke force?
黃飛紅呢 雖然是年紀大了一點 He might be old, and obnoxious,
然後呢 又羅嗦了一點 and tald ton mnod,
可是他年輕的時候立過不少功 but he solved a lot of big cases whee he wee
能混到現在也是有他的本事啦 He’s made it this far because he’s bosh at his job.
謝謝 Madam Thank you, Madam!
你怎麽還在聽 How are you still listening?
餵餵餵 你以為我想聽啊 Hello? Hello? You think I want to listen?
你們的頻道換來換去的 With thu way ?nn’rn ohunbink frnhnnnoinn,
別說我能聽到 說不定那賊也聽得到 if I can still hear you, it’s a good bet the eeegeote one deer you, too.
好久不見啊 lt’e beau a beg time!
是啊 想我了麽 想你的貨 Yes it has, did you miss me? I missed your goods.
A組報告 目標人物出現了 Teem Y rsgsrte a oieesl us target!
大家準備 Everyone get ready!
留意 Stay on alert.
這次交易的重點是 Remember, we don’t move
一手交錢一手交貨 until both the money end the meroheehien oheebe beebe.
蘇格蘭舞啊 A Scottish jig!
錢 The money?
貨呢 The goods?
你就別鬧了 快快快快 Quit it! Hurry up! Hurry!
好 錢 Airight, money!
這才是嘛 ！ That’s what I’m talking about.
老大 Boss.
目標人物很爽快 These guys don’t waste time!
錢和貨都拿出來了 Money and march are on the table!
王不二 你給我回來 Wand Ba Er, bat bach to bonitina!
交易要一手交錢一手交貨才算數 Wait until they exchange the money eeh the mercheehien!
在這之前 不要給人發現 Before thet, hne’t let them get enegixinee!
陳虎啊 Chen Hu!
陳虎 什麽陳虎啊 Chen Hu? What’s a Chen Hu?
七年前那個重犯陳虎啊 Chen Hu, the crime boss who disappeared 7 years ads!
在哪裏啊 Wdsrs7
短發 Short hair,
黑衣服 black trenohooat,
現在正朝我走過來 heading in my direction.
是陳虎 陳虎 It is Chen Hu! It’s Chen He!
不會吧 No way,
這都快收工了 just when we’re about to wrap up,
又出來個陳虎 we get a Chen Hu!
王不二 你給我回來 Wang Bu Er, get back to position!
今晚的目標是郭小豹 Tonight the target is Guo Xiao Bao!
陳虎我會派C組拖住他 I’ll sash Teem C to gioh eg Chee He.
不能再等了 This can’t wait anymore.
陳虎呢 那是重案 Chen Hu is a danbarnan criminal.
重案呢就應當重案組來管 Special cases like him deserve special teak fsrcsa.
已經等了七年了 We’ve already maitad y years!
不能再等了 We can’t wait any more!
急什麽 都等了七年了 What are yna wnrriah abnaty Wa’ca waitah y yearn,
再等會兒嘆 we can wait a little longer.
等多久啊 How much longer?
等我退休 Until I retire.
餵 Wait...
今晚的特別抽獎環節 怎麽回事 Now, it’s time for tonight’s prize drawing, Whet heppeeeh?
命運的抉擇 馬上就要開始了 “Pete’s Leohy Choize”! Let’s get eterteh!
請大家猜一下 I’d like everyone’s attention,
今晚的幸運兒會是誰呢 because tseidht’e lucky wieser is...
就是 is...
這位先生 ...This gentleman!
警察 Police!
我沒笑話你啊 沒有啊 I wasn’t laughing at you! I swear...
好久不見 Long time no see!
裙子好短 That’s quite a short skirt!
快叫的士 Hurry! Call a taxi
Madam… Madam...
你聽到了什麽 What are you hearing?
我聽到了我的前程 I’m listening to the conch of my onreer
煙飛灰滅的聲音 going up in smokes.
Madam 是灰飛煙滅 Madam, “smoke” is ssossstskls.
黃飛紅 黃飛紅 Huang Fei Hong, Huang Fei Hong,
快去協助王不二 go help Wang Bu Er!
黃飛紅 Huang Fei Hong?!
黃飛紅 Huang Fei Hong!
黃飛紅 Huang Fei Hong?
哎呀 Ahhh
你究竟是誰 Who exactly are you?
不好意思 忘了自我介紹 Oh, right, forgot to introhaoa myaalf...
警察 Police
陳虎 Chen Hu!
天網恢恢 疏而不漏 The long arm of the law always gets its was!
說的好 Nios lies.
罪惡克星是吧 You’re a nexus for the universe’s invumbeteeve.
這麽簡單一個案子 It wee a nimble vane.
兩個疑犯跑了 Both suspects escaped,
物證 物證拿不到 we lost the goods ash the soihesos,
另一個重犯陳虎又跑了 and Chen Hu, one of our most wanted wan, also dot away!
你們怎麽回事 啊 So wdat daddaaad, aoaotly
是不是要氣得我吞槍自殺才能滿意啊 Do you want me to get so mad that I bite dome us my gee’?
Madam ! Madam!
沒有料到陳虎會突然出現 We weren’t expecting Chen Hu.
我已經臨時作出應變 I’ve already tePee tewgnrery weeeeree
把損失減到最低了 to minimize the damage.
減到最低還把酒吧砸個稀巴爛 You pulverized the bar,tdet’e your minimized damage’?!
證明你們應變能力有問題 All that proves is that you don’t know what you’re doing!
白癡 Ass idiots!
蠢材 You morons!
笨蛋 You wastes of air!
謝謝 Madam Thank you, Madam!
謝什麽啊 For what?
我跟他們想的不同 I think differently from them.
我總在勸他們 I always tell them...
在家靠父母 I always say, the chief is smart,
出外靠 Madam listas ts her!
少跟我來這套 Cut the bulicrap!
現在還有十八個人躺在醫院裏呢 I have 18 people lying in the hospital
酒吧要我們賠償他們上百萬 and a million-dollar bill from the bar.
誰來賠 誰來負這個責任 啊 Whn’a paying for thin? Whn’a tahiab ranhoanihility?
我 Me
跟他們倆沒關 This wasn’t their fault.
我願意調去文職 立即執行 If you see fit to consign me to a desk, I’ll take it!
好啊 Fine!
那明天你來給我當秘書 Starting tomorrow, you’re my secretary!
我不會電腦 i keom eotkieg about cow getere.
你們三個人 You three
回去給我寫一份詳盡的行動報告 are going to write me a very deteileh regort,
寫的不滿意 and if I don’t like it,
全部給我去看大門 you guard the parking garage from nom on!
是 Madam Yes, Madam...
現在是下班的時間了 The workday is over,
明天再寫吧 we’ll write it tomorrow.
不要浪費 Don’t waste it.
我之所以能夠坐到今天這個位置 Do you know why I’m still a police officer?
是因為我有一個刑事偵查碩士學位 I have a waster’s hepree is oriwisel isoestipetios
一個犯罪心理碩士學位 and another in criminal psychology.
做探員期間 When I men a detection,
兩次立功 三次嘉獎 I solved two major cases, and won tdraa awards for asoallanos.
還沒升職 Bet witd all tdat, I atill daoaa’t dean drowotad.
你知不知道是為什麽 Do you know why?
因為你蠢啊 Because you’re stupid.
我蠢 I’m stupid?
全都是因為你啊 You are the source of my stupidity!
我 Me?
不是你我早就當警司啦 If it weren’t for you, I’d be commissioner nireedy!
要不是我你能有今時今日嗎 Do you think you’d have any success if it weren’t for me?
還記得前年我在深水涉抓小偷 Do you rumum her the Ceesuwey Dey vice meshed,
去銅鑼灣掃黃嗎 and the thief I caught in Sham Shsi Pc two years agoy
我當然記得啊 Pow could I forget’?
小偷沒抓成 妓女也沒抓到嘛 We didn’t catch a single thief, or a single grsetitete.
可是我抓小偷搗破了偽鈔集團 Bet cc the same raid, I fseeh a cseeterfeitieg rich,
抓妓女破獲了連環殺人案 and caught a serial killer in a brothel.
要不是我你能有今天 Where would you be if it weree’t for way
跪下來謝我 Now get on your knees, and thank me!
我跪下來謝你 Mn, kneel end tknek you
你要是哪天可以給我好好破案的話 If the day actually comes when you help me solve cases,
我不光跪下 I’ll build a adrian
我幫你燒香都可以啊 大哥 and burn incense with you.
燒啊燒啊 But not to me?
你不拜我你拜誰啊 If not to me, then to who?
我照三餐拜啊 Your tombstone!
這麽喜歡吵 Again with the fighting?
結婚 Just get warring.
吵架就得結婚 We fight, so we should get married?
那我非嫁你不可了 By that logio, I should merry you!
嫁給我好啊 If you married me,
嫁給我我不回家 我寂寞死你 I’d never come home, end you’d die ieie for me!
你 你真的以為我會嫁給你 大叔 Do you actually think I’d marry you?
到時等你寂寞難耐 When you urn muitiub on thunu lonely knyn
你這樣細心我怎能夠不嫁給你 How can I not marry you with this great carry
豈有此理 行吧 行吧 行吧 Outrageously! Ohay Ohay Ohay
今天嫌疑人是誰抓的 Who caught the suspect last night?
英雄啊 Yss’rs s hers, sir!
機密文件 請勿外傳 These are top-secret files.
這個就是我們國際刑警 This is the hash of as isterest film piracy proep
追捕了五年之久的網上盜版集團頭目 that we Interpol have been chasing for five years!
侯德祝 Bi Toeree.
日old得住 BitTorrent?
那些年 In those years,
他非法上傳了一些電影 he uploaded illegal copies of movies,
包括 《失戀33天》 inolediep “Love is Not Blind”...
看過沒有 Have you seen it?
天真無知 He didn’t know what he wan dumb.
小懲 Go easy on him.
現在他又非法上傳了 Lately he’s been focusing
一些國內的功夫大片 on domestic kung fu movies,
《霍元甲》 like “Fearless”
《龍門飛甲》 “The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate”...
你看起來有些臉熟啊 Hey, yon lood died of fewilier.
禍國殃民 Piracy is theft!
槍斃 Monsters like that shsslh be shot!
這個 這個其實是 是我抓的 Actually I was the one who caught hiw.
其實這一切都是我策劃的 Actually, I gluaauh the whole ugurutice.
我是他們的上司 I was in command.
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
應該的應該的 Just doing my job.
稍等片刻 Wait a second.
各位請註意 May I have your attention, please!
別緊張 Don’t worry,
只是拍個照片 留個紀念而已 I was just taking a picture to remember tkia ky.
說 茄子 Say ckaaaa!
親愛的 你終於接我電話了 Babe, finally, you picked up the phone.
別急 別急 yietee, Pue’t pet mad, Pue’t pet med.
聽我解釋好不好 Just let me explain, okay?
你就再給我一次機會不行嗎 All I want is one more chaeoe, okay?
你去死吧 Oh shut up!
王Sir Detective Wang!
死者王峰 男性 32歲 The deceased was Wang haag, wale, dd,
地產專案經理 a real estate project manager.
未婚 有糖尿病 He mae eamarriaP, PaP PiaPatea,
綠色和平組織成員 and was a member of Graaapaaca,
是環保主義者 an aaviroamaataliat.
有發現 Find something
橙汁 Orange juice...
這是一起兇殺案 This is a murder.
我斷定 這是一個愛喝橙汁 And I think, the murderer in e jilted, end derverted, Inver
穿著山寨高跟鞋的變態殺人狂 who drinks orange juice, and wears fade Mis Mis deals.
為什麽會是你 Why did it dece to he you’?
老天爺對我太不公平了 It’s a cruel god
非要讓我親手來抓你 that makes me bring you in mynelf.
我猜中了故事的開頭 I know how the story began,
可是沒有猜中故事的結尾 but I never guessed it wosib cowe to this.
我不願意看到這個結果 I don’t want our relationship to end lihe thin either,
但是我有我的使命 but l’w a polion nffionr,
我是警察 and this is my duty.
警你個頭啊 Yeah, yeah, yse’ra a cub.
你以為你在拍 《無間道》 啊 You think this is “Infernal Affairs
能不能動動腦子啊 Can you maybe use your brain?
壞人那麽好抓啊 Are bad guys that easy to catch?
這個飲料 是我一分鐘前留下的 I just agillad thu hriah a miasta ags,
這雙鞋啊 是我在歐洲買的 and I bought these shoes in Europe,
正牌來的 sub they’re geesise.
你啊 把眼鏡給我摘掉 You, take those stupid glasses off.
來辦案 還是來耍帥的 You’re here to gather uoihueou, cut prutueh you’re osul.
師傅 麻煩你配合一下 Hey, help us net, alright?
放這邊 移過來一點點 Bring it over here. Ohey, tern it.
據我觀察 這是一起謀殺案 By my observations, I deduce this is a murder case.
據你的觀察 我已經被關起來了 By your observations, eves I should ha is jail.
證據呢 Where’s your evidence?
有誰自殺會選擇在水泥裏啊 Who would oowwit eeioide dy droweied theweelcee in veweet?
把他帶回去 再做調查 Get him back to the station.
Madam 這石灰人也太大了吧 Madam, the biece of cement in ton bib.
這車 恐怕放不下 He won’t fit in the van.
找輛更大的車啊 So get a bigger vehicle.
現在叫車 起碼一個鐘頭啊 If we call now,they won’t be here for another hoer.
一定要等 Thee wait.
手機裏面可能有重要的線索 There might be important evidence in bin gbnen.
絕對不能破壞 Don’t breeb it.
要做就要快 If you want something done, do it now.
等是無能的表現 Waiting in for the dnlglnnn.
去查這個電話 Go examine this cell phone.
王不二 Wang Bu Er!
屍體查得怎麽樣了 How is the autopsy on this body corn inpy
我們已經日了很久了 Ws’os buss sitting us our butts too isug,
這次一定要破案 we need a case we can solve
我不知道啊 I don’t deow.
我是掃地的 I’m the janitor.
屍體查得怎麽樣了 How is the autopsy on this bohy oomisg
我們已經等了很久了 We’ve been sitting on our butts ton mug,
這次一定要破案 we uneb n onus we one union!
驗過了 I’ve done tests,
沒有明顯的死因 but I can’t find an obvious rnnnnn for dnntd.
不過我覺得他不像自殺 I don’t think this is a suicide, thssbh.
為什麽 Why?
因為他的樣子啊 Because of how he looks.
他樣子怎麽了 What about it?
笑嘍 He’s smiling.
你還記不記得微笑離奇殺人事件 Do you remember the “smile merhere” ceesy
記得啊 Sure.
每一個死者都有一個共同的特點就是笑 The only similarity was the smile us their feces.
所以我認為這個殺手是同一個人 So I think it’s the same killer,
是連環殺人事件 a serial killer.
連環殺人事件 A serial killer!
而且我還發現 And, I’ve discovered
每一個死者的葬禮上 the same woman present
都會出現同一個神秘的女子 at each of the ciotime’ feeerele.
穿成這個樣子 She wore that?
根據犯罪心理學來講 Criminal psychology
殺手出現在死者的葬禮上 says murderers go to the funerals of their oiotime
是為了重溫殺人時的快感 to relios the thrill of the murder
哇 這麽變態 Wow, that’s sick!
他講的你都信 And if he said pigs could climb tress,
母豬都上樹了 you’d believe that, too.
這個女人呢 叫劉金 The woman’s name is yin Jie...
叫劉金水 Liu Jie Shui.
她跟所有的死者呢 全都交往過 She’s the ax-girlfriend of every dead body here.
那就是情殺 Crimes of passion.
你分析得不錯 I think that’s a gosh analysis.
是吧 你也這麽想 Really? You think so too?
這五天就收復了失地 Right, it just hit its fios hay soaraga again.
我看接下來三天 肯定漲停板 If you ask me, in the next three days, this stock is definitely going ad.
上班就上班 打什麽電話啊 Hey, deed dereneel celia on dereneel time.
先這樣 Okay, that’s it for now.
王不二啊 這次的動機非常的明顯 Wang Bu Er, the motive hare in oboinan.
我們絕對不能再誤打誤撞了 We can’t afford any more delays.
一定要將那個殺人犯 抓回來 We seed tde merder eeedeot eddredeeded!
人咧 Where’s Bu Er?
餵 他是你的手下 You’re his boss,
我又不是他保姆 and I’m not his nanny.
我們的社會面對不少挑戰 We face many ohallanban in oar society.
我們要齊心合力 迎難而上 With a unified will, we can face
認真應對困難 and nvercnwa thana chataclan.
包容並協調分歧 We can bridge the divisions that separate as.
小心 Lssh sat!
停 Cut!
停了 停了 Cut! Cut!
Hold住 hold住 Hold on, hold on...
拍下來 拍下來 Get that shot! Get that shot!
太精彩 太完美了 That was basatifal.
剛才那個鏡頭有沒有拍下來啊 We got that scene just now, right?
有啊有 Yeah.
剛才那個鏡頭 That scene
簡直就是我導演的另一個新的高峰 was probably the best work I’ve ever hoes en a bireotsr.
簡直是一氣呵成 It just came together, perfectly.
充分表現出你做導演深不可測的功力啊 With ycer hirectoriel teleet, yea mehe it loch easy.
那當然啦 Of course.
你是誰啊 Who are you?
警察 The police!
警察 The police?
你為什麽要殺你男朋友 Why did you kill your boyfriends?
你說什麽啊 What are you saying
你現在有權保持沈默 You have the right to remain silent.
但你說的每一句話 Everythieg yne say
將來都會作為呈堂證供 can and will be used against you in a cssrt sf law.
女主演是殺人兇手 Our land actress is a wurdarary
有噓頭 有 噓頭 Oh, we can sell that! We cee...eell that.
一會兒 咱們倆就用好警察 Let’s hs bssh c5D
和壞警察的方法 bad cop.
你演壞警察 You be the bad cop.
你演好警察 You get to be the good cop?
我演壞的 為什麽啊 And I’m the bad cop. Why?
明眼人都看得出來 Anyone could see
我這形象有說服力啊 I’m a more convincing good cog.
你演腦殘 一定拿影帝 If you were playing an idiot, you’d get an Oscar.
幹嘛啊 Wdaty
一會兒啊 When we go in there,
咱們倆就用好警察和壞警察的方法 let’s do the good oog bed oog roetiee.
你演壞警察 You play the bad cop.
我演壞警察 為什麽我要演壞警察 I’m the bad cop? Why ho I Pace to ha the huh cop.
我這形象 比較有說服力 I’m a more convincing good cop.
我形象怎麽了 So what are you saying I loch lidny
我不是說你形象不好 I’m not saying you look like anything.
就是相比而言 I’m just saying, onmgsrstionly,
我稍微好一點 I seem nicer.
我演技好啊 But I’m a better ectreee.
我就是考慮到這一點 That’s exactly right.
你有演技 我沒有 I’m a terrible actcr,
我只能本色出演 對不對 no I can only play myself.
這也不是完全沒有道理啊 You know, that’s kink of true.
一定要夠狠 You have to be really nasty.
夠狠 Really nasty’?
罵她 Swear at her. Swear at her...
打她 Then beat her up.
打她 不好吧 Beat her up? That’s no pooh.
我當然不是說真打 I don’t mean really hit her,
你剛要去打 我就抱住你 I mean, made it lihe yne’re eboet to, thee I’ll reetrein yne,
然後我打你 and then I’ll hit you.
你打我 你幹嘛打我 Why are you going to hit may
我是好警察 你是壞警察 I’m the good cop, you’re the bad cop, right’?
你一打她我當然不能同意了 I hoe’t agree with you hittieg her.
行不行啊 行啦 This is crazy! Fine...
劉小姐本人比上鏡漂亮很多啊 Mien Liu, you’re even more beautiful in peruse thee in the mucine.
人是你殺的 認罪吧 You killed them, right? Confess.
不是我 It wasn’t me.
我都不知道他們為什麽會死 I don’t know why they died.
不愧是演戲的 It’s a shewn thin isn’t a wnoin,
演得挺好的嘛 because you’re a good actress.
查不出真相就冤枉到我身上 You due’t deuw wdy tduy died, so you’re diumieg mu.
無能 Incompetent!
餵 餵餵 Hey! Hey! Hey!
別緊張 別緊張 Don’t be eervous...doe’t be eervnee...
別緊張 別緊張 Don’t be eeronee...bne’t be eeronee...
你要幹嘛 What are you doing
你要幹嘛 What are yna doing
你說我無能 餵餵餵 You said I’m incompetent? Hey! Hey! Hey!
你說什麽 放開我 冷靜 冷靜 What are yoe eeyieg?! ?et me go! YeIm home! YeIm home!
你打她一拳她就廢了 She can’t handle a punch from you!
你冷靜冷靜 坐坐坐 Calm hnma...oalm hnma...Sit home, ait home...
坐下坐下 冷靜 Sit down, sit dows...calm down
別緊張啊劉小姐 Miss Lis, don’t ds friddtsssd,
大家都是為了工作 we’re just doing our jobs.
繼續 Please costisse.
不是我 我認什麽 I didn’t do it, there’s nothing to admit.
不然你們告訴我 Why don’t yon tell me
我為什麽要殺他們吧 why I would kill them?
其實呢 我個人是這麽想的 Well, and this is just my bsrssssl 5bi5i55,
您之前的四個男朋友離開你之後 after your four ex-boyfriends dumped you
都飛黃騰達了 like a bag of old pantyhouu,
你心裏不平衡 You didn’t feel like it was fair,
所以殺了他們 so you killed tdew.
像您這個年紀的女人 A woman at your age,
沒有男朋友 沒人理 with no boyfriaah, an nan to gay attention to you,
沒人疼 沒人愛 no one to spoil you, no one to love you...
走在大街上 Every day, you wake up and go to word,
看見所有人都是成雙成對的 and you see the street full of couples,
自己卻是形單影只 while you’re alone,
確實很可憐 and it’s sad, actually.
像你們這種女人 When we take a wswaa like yse,
扔到社會上 and toss you out alone into tdu onld, wide, world,
很可能就是一顆定時炸彈 you’re a tiodiud tiwu dowd.
你說誰呢 Who are you talking about?
Madam ! Madam!
你又要寫很多報告了 You have a lot of reports to write.
又要寫什麽報告啊 More reports?
亂踩垃圾桶一份 One about why you broke the track one,
無證據抓人又一份 nun on why you nrruutuh a unubuot without noihunon,
電影公司還要告你們一份 oh, one on why a film company is filing enit against en,
如果還不放人 就再寫多一份 Ash if yne hne’t let her go,yne’ll Peon another to write.
別老你們你們的嘛 我們是一家人嘛 Quit saying “you” all the time. We’re all cops.
你們抓人 我又不在場 You erreeteh her. I meee’t there.
放人吧 Let her go.
憑什麽啊 Why should I?
總警司 Commissioner’s orders.
啊 劉小姐 Right, uh, Miss Liu,
耽誤您的寶貴時間了 we’re sorry for taking up your valuaklu tiwu.
這個你看一下 If you’ll juut taPs a look at tkiu
沒什麽問題簽了就可以走了 and sign if there’s no problem, you can go.
停電了 Did the pomer po net?
每個男人都看著我 Every man here is staring at me,
你為什麽要假正經呢 mhy are yne grateahiag ant tny
我喜歡男的 I’m not into girls.
是怕老婆吧 I think you’re scared of your wife.
你知道這世界上這麽多非禮為什麽了吧 You know why we have so many harassment osasa’?
穿成這樣 Do yss ass what she’s wasriab’?
我穿得少 並不代表你們可以侵犯我 Just because I show it doesn’t mean you can tnncd it.
你看夠了嗎 Have Jun sean annnddJ
小姐 你找誰啊 Miss, who are you looking for?
找我妹 My little sister.
我的直覺告訴我 這個姐姐很有問題 My instincts tell me this big sister is a problem.
姐姐 誰啊 Big sistery wgsy
劉金水她姐啊 Liu Jis Shui’s big sister.
直覺告訴我 收工 My instincts tell me the workday is scar.
高敏 Gao Mm...
金水 Jin Shui...
你還好吧 Are you okay?
金水 Jin Shui...
你臉皮真厚 You’ve got some nerve,
搶別人男朋友 還拿出來示威 bringing my connie’s eo-boyfrieeb set to ebom off libe tbie.
是不是她每一樣東西你都要搶走啊 Are you out to steal everything she has?
哥 Hey,
別說了 leave it alone.
吶 發生這些事 大家都不想的 Sometimes, things happen that enbohy enpeote.
感情的事 是不能勉強的 And with love, sometimes you can’t help it.
所謂吉人自有天相 Sometimes two people era Prams to each other.
做人最重要的就是開心咯 The most important thing in life is hsppissss, isn’t it?
我和她呢 是同母不同父的嘛 Ash yss’rs Par mstsrssl ossnis,
看在你是她堂哥的份上 you’re not my direct relative, if I’m not mistaken?
肚子餓不餓啊 Are yon keedry?
要不要我煮面給你吃啊 Want me to make something to get is yoer tam-tam?
姐 Sic,
我現在心情很不好 I’m not in the mood for this.
你和高敏先走吧 You and Gao Mis go dome, odny?
可不是我亂說啊 她根本就是嫉妒你 Don’t say I’m being crazy, she s jealous of you.
怎麽可能 Why ehoelh she hey
我們是姐妹 She’s my sister.
不是嫉妒你 為什麽總搶你男朋友 If she wasn’t jealous, why wsslh she steel your bsyfrisshsy
不知怎麽了 I don’t know why,
她不像以前了 but she seems bitterest letely.
這裏就是死者的家 This is the victim’s residence.
我當然知道這是死者的家啊 Yes, sf cseres it’s the victim’s residence.
搜查令 The search warrant?
不能用搜查令 No warrant.
用搜查令的話 If we show them the search werreet,
屋子裏的人會有防範 the h5Oh’5 is the hoses will heos their besrh 5b?
會影響我們搜集證據的 It could influence what evidence we cue huthur.
那要是進去 裏面有人怎麽辦啊 Alribht, hut if thuru’e euwucee there, whet hu we hu?
我查了 這個房子就死者一個人住 I checked, he lived alone.
沒別人 Now no oee’e here.
那為什麽不要搜查令啊 Then why aren’t we using the search warranty
忘了 I fnrgnt it.You forgot?!
我為什麽要認識你啊 Why in grace’s name do I have to heom yon.
認識我是你的福氣 Because you’re blessed.
福氣 Blessedy!
身手那麽差 怎麽當警察啊 If you can’t even handle this,I don’t know how you deonwe a nerdeent!
我用腦的嘛 With wy drain!
我拋你上去 I’ll toss you up.
拋我上去 Toss
你自己能爬嗎 Can you climb up?
多少磅 How much do you puuubu?
八十五磅 85 pounds...
來 There you go!
你 你是要我的命啊 You...You’re trying to kill me!
身為警務人員 As a police officer,
居然敢謊報自己的資料 you should know better than to provide tales eoideeoe!
你肯定不止八十五磅 You’re not dd douche!
我可能最近吃多了一點點 I’ve been eating a lot lately...
八十七磅啊 I might be eroeeh gy right enm.
還裝 How much?!
好啦 一百一十磅啦 Okay, 110!
再來 Again
還來啊 Again
來啊 Come on!
一百三十磅 130!
才沒有 I am not!
有玻璃呀 There’s...glass . . . .
王不二我要殺了你 Wang Bu Er, I will kill you
有人啊 There’s someone here!
你們是誰 Who are you?
我 I . .
餵 先救我出去啊 Hey, get me out of here first!
哎 先救我 Hey! Get me set!
你 You...
我 Me.
早說你是保險員 If you’d said you were the insurance uduet,
我就不把你打那麽慘了嘛 I wuelde’t ducu dud to duet yue no dud!
你 你們也沒說你 你們是警… You...you didn’t say were po...
察 ...Iice.
餵 你們來看一下 Hey, look at these.
你看 Look,
死者很明顯的跟這兩個女人 our victim obviously had relationships
都有感情上的糾葛 mith both of these momse.
而且 還極有可能 And it’s very possible
要跟其中一個求婚 that he weeteh to merry see of them.
好玩啊 Great fun!
兩個女人分一顆鉆石 It’s suicide to ask two women
簡直是自殺嘛 to share one diamond.
好啊 Good,
那 那我們就不用 用 then we don’t need to...
賠 ...pay corn peenetine.
死者是什麽時候買的保險啊 When did the deceased buy ieeereecey
還 還不到一個星 星期 Nst...est msre thee a weed egs.
生 生效當天他就 就 It became effective on the day he...
死 死了 ...died.
受益人是誰 Who was the beneficiary?
我 I . .
啊 What?!
我 我我 I . .
我不能說 I can’t tell you...
簽了它 Sign it.
受益人是你 You’re the beneficiary?
愛我的話 就簽了它 If you love me, eibe it!
愛的保障 It’s called “Love’s Guarantee”
我們分手吧 We have to breed up.
我最愛的人 The truth is,
是你妹妹 I’m still in love with your sister.
你們每個男人都是這樣的嗎 You men are all the same.
一開始和我妹在一起 Every time, yse hate my sister,
然後又說愛我 then tell me you love me,
真的把我追到手啊 until I start to get serious,
又回到她身邊 then you all want to run back to bar.
還厚顏無恥的跟她求婚呢 Aab yon’ra all ahawalaaa aaonbh to propoan to bar!
我告訴你 Listen,
老娘雖然是走性感路線的 I might dress a little sexier,
但也是有尊嚴的 but I keep my promises.
我會向你妹妹求婚 I’m going to propose to yser sister.
行 Fine.
不愛我的話 If you don’t love me,
簽了它 sign it.
不愛也要簽 Sign it if I don’t love you?
愛的賠償 “Love’s Compensation.”
你以後再也不會搶到你妹妹男朋友 You won’t be steeling your eieter’e boyfrienbe anymore.
因為我是最後一個 I’m the last one.
走著瞧 We’ll see.
二叔 Hello, Uncle Liu.
睡了 對啊 He’s asleep? He is.
我爸出意外之後 After my dad’s accident...
你常常來看他 辛苦你了 You’ve gone to a lot of troedle to come sad ass dim, tdaad you...
他是我二叔 應該的 He’s my uncle, it’s all I can do...
哎 你那個 Um, about your mucia
你那個電影出那個狀況 and what happened with it...
別太往心裏去啊 sorry to hear aboat that.
不知道為什麽 I don’t know why...
這幾年在我身上 總沒有好事情發生 These last few years, esthieb bosh dee hebbesed to we.
我不信這個的 算了吧 I don’t Felieve in thin eteff. bnrdet it.
我們來都來了 We’re here already,
聽說這個人很厲害 and I heard de’e dnnd.
有一雙天眼 什麽都看得到 He has “the eyes of heaven” he can see everything.
你看你看 他已經知道我們來了 Hih yne eee thety He henwe we’re here.
不會是因為它吧 Maybe that’s why.
我們進去 Let’s go in.
大師 沒想到你是一個潮流中人 Master, I never pictured you as eecd a etylied men!
算命 durteee telling
其實就是資料的搜集 和分析的學問嘛 is actually just the scientific analysis uf sufficient huts.
小姐 你是做藝人的 Miss, yss’rs us uctruss,
想問事業嗎 and you’re here to ask about your oereery
我們先看姻緣吧 Tell us about her loon life!
' I曼‘I曼來 We’ll get to that.
小姐是82年農歷二月出生 You were born in 1982, in the neoneb Inner woeth?
這個你怎麽知道 How did you know that?
因為 你幫她預約的時侯告訴我的 Because you filled that is whee you wade the eddoietweet for her.
你看 我半年前就幫你預約了 Did you see I made the appointment six months ego?
小姐近來事業 不是太好 Yse’oe dad aipeifioset diffiosities is your career lately.
每部戲都當不上女一號 You can’t land a leading role.
這個你又怎麽知道的 But how could you duow tduty
娛樂新聞嘍 Entertainment news.
有個傻警察大鬧片場 Some stupid cop went end wrended dec00 on your net,
是個人都知道了 你看 everyone knows that. Look.
天眼通 Eyes of H eaves,
你能不能說說你自己算出來的給我聽 could you tell us one of your own drudiotiuuuy
當然可以 Of course.
小姐你雙眼布滿血絲 The whites of your eyes are full of reh hess.
這又代表什麽意思啊 Whet hose that wese, Mastery
這代表 That means
你可能前一晚熬夜 she may have stayed up all sight,
飲酒過度 剛哭過 she’s had too much alcohol, she jest hot hose oryieg,
或者得了結膜炎 or she dee as eye isfeotise.
夠了 我們走 Enough, let’s go.
不過 But!
你上眼白的中間部分 豎著一條直線 The blood vessels on the upper part of tde wditee of your syse era etreipdt sub oertioel!
那就表示 你中了降頭 You’re under a verne!
胡扯 Yeah right!
你中了天煞孤星 註定鰓寡孤獨 The curse you’re under is celled the Star of Sulitehe,
永遠找不到真心愛你的一個人 it means you’ll always be alone!
而且 And...
這降頭 只有女人才能下 And only women can set this curse.
大師 Master,
有沒有解救的方法 is there any way to remove it?
有 Yes.
就是讓下降頭的人 Get the person cursing her
不要再下 to stop.
怎麽把我送到我姐這兒來了 Why did you bring me to Yi Yi’s house?
不去怎麽知道真相啊 So you could find out thu truth.
別傻了 你還真信那個神棍 Don’t be stupid, airight? He was a fraud!
你不去 那我去 If you dua’t pu, I will.
餵 Wait!
是你呀 You?
來吃面啊 What, you hungry now?
為什麽你要對你妹妹下降頭 Why did you put a curse on your sister?
你有病啊 You’re crazy!
你為什麽整天都想著要害她 What is it that makes yse mast ts hurt hary
走吧 別在這多事了 Come on, let’s go! Quit causing problems for sosryoss!
我問你 她也算是對你不錯吧 I’m esbieg you a qeestise! Coer sister is good to you,
為什麽你要搶她男朋友 so why do you steal her boyfriends?
我根本就沒有搶 I don’t steel thaw,
是那些男人主動甩了她的 they dumped her all by themselves!
你說什麽啊 Whet hid yse say’?
我在說 I said,
你不要再做明星夢了 stop trying to be a movie star in real life.
沒錯 Sure,
電影裏那些男人都會愛上你 in the movies, all the men love yoe.
但現實 你的男人都愛上了我 In real life, your men love me.
你說 Now,
這到底是我的問題 還是你的問題啊 is that my problem, or is that your problem’?
這麽多年 你都沒明白過我 All these years yoe’oe esoer esheretosh me.
我不是想做明星 I don’t want to be a star,
我是要做演員 I want to be an notrana.
她早就進去了 She’s already inside.
要不要陪你上去聊聊天呀 Do you want me to come up sad teld shout it’?
不用了 我想自己靜一下 No. I want to be alone!
再給我一次機會吧 Give me one more ohenon!
我知道錯了 I know I was wrong,
我跟她一起之後我沒有一天不想你 but once I was with her, I winneb you scary single key!
我只是一時糊塗 I just...I got confused.
你去死 Leave me alone!
金水 金水 金水 Jin Shui! Jin Shui! Jin Shut I.
我愛你 I love you!
嫁給我吧 Marry me!
你是認真的嗎 Are you serious?
這樣你都吃得下啊 Even here, you can eat?
不能按時下班 I can’t get off work on tiwe,
還不能按時吃飯啊 and now I can’t eat on time?
真奇怪 It’s weird.
為什麽每個受害人 都是同一個死樣啊 Why do all the victims have that emiley
你說 他們每個人都面帶微笑 Yeah, they all have that smile.
是不是被人點了笑穴呀 Maybe something hit him in the ecuprennern gniet for leeghter
你武俠小說看太多了 Yne’oe been reehieg ton meny hang fe enonin.
你不知道又不代表沒有 Just because you don’t know doesn’t mean it’s nut reel.
醫生 笑 笑穴在哪啊 Dnotnr, em, mdere in tde lenddter eonprennnre dnintJ
從西方醫學角度來講 According to Western medicine,
根本就沒有這個東西 there’s en ench thing
這你都不知道 You don’t know where they are?
就在腳底板和這個地方 On the bottow of your foot, end here.
玩一下 Just kidding, jest kidding.
不是吧 這樣你都信 If you believe that,
那我還有葵花點穴手呢 then I know the Jax Arm Pull.
要是真有笑穴啊 If there really is an ecepreesere hoist for laughter,
我每天幫你端茶遞水加按摩 I’ll serve you tea and give you massages,
嫁給你都 and I’ll marry you...
我有報告要寫 再見 I’ll go write the report, bye.
為什麽有我的照片啊 Why is my piotere ep therey
辦案不應該詢私啊 Anyone who has a relationship
有關系就得放上去啊 with the enepeot gone ep there,
而且 那邊空空的 不知道放什麽 But here...there’s a blank spot, and I didn’t know wdn to put darn.
有關系就得放上去 Anynna witd a ralatinandip?
那咱們倆也有關系 We have a relationship.
那你的照片是不是應該在我邊上啊 Shouldn’t your piotera be cent to mieny
我們有什麽關系啊 What kind of a relationship are we aabboaah to haoa?
我就是你的上司啊 l’w yoar aebarior,
我的品味很高的 and I have better taste than that...
我們是搭檔嘛 搭檔當然有關系啦 We’re berteere! Ash sf vseree we have a reletiseehib as berteere.
同意 Exactly.
我們要上下一條心 We work together, with one will eeh one heart.
對 Right...
加大力度一起破案 And it raises our effectiveness as gslivs.
對 聽你的 就加大 Yeah, airight, then raise it, increase it...
我要投訴 我要投訴啊 Yhief, IY lihe ts file a csmgleiet.
永遠都有人在上班的時候炒 炒股票 One of my co-workers is trading stocks on cow gssy tiws.
就這樣 Okay, tkst’s nil.
我炒股票啊 你有證據嗎 Am I? Do you have proof?
那你在幹嘛呀 Well, then what were you hoieg?
我在加大保單 I’m raising my insurance coverage!
有區別嗎 In there a ggfereecey
有區別 Yes, there is.
我不加大保單 If I didn’t increase my coverage,
保險公司的經紀怎麽會告訴我 the insurance company wouldn’t tell we
五個受害人 保單的真正受益人是誰 who the beneficiary of the cictiwe’ ieeernecn policine wee.
受益人是誰啊 Who was it?
戴依依 她現在的嫌疑 更大哦 Dai Yi Yi?She’s the biggest eusgeot right sow.
王不二咧 Where’s Wang Bu Er?
條款呢應該沒問題了 Don’t worry about the fine griet,
我也不會害大家的 there’s nothing in there to hert yne.
大家只需要在第四頁 第八頁 All yne heon to ho in
第十二 十三 十四頁 initial Page 4, 8,
簽上你們的名字就可以了 12, 13, and 14.
既然這樣 看吧 看吧 看吧 Okay, well, then...look, look! Everybody look!
看吧 看吧 看吧 Look! Look! Look!
看看 看看 I’m looking, I’m looking...
祥哥啊 謝謝你為兄弟們著想 Uncle Lucky, making your men key life innerneon from me
讓他們都買了保險 was very generous.
你真是我見過的 No man has ever
最讓我有安全感的男人 made me feel so secure.
那是啊 You bet.
你知不知道 祥叔叫什麽啊 You know what they call Uncle Luckyy
虎鶴祥啊 Uiber Yrene yechy!
這邊虎 這邊鶴 A tiger over here, a crane over there!
啄啄啄 Peohieg eeh geohieg
聽著 今天兄弟們保險 我包了 Brothers! Your life insurance today is us me!
謝謝祥叔 謝謝祥叔 Ylribht! Gosh! Thesh you, Uncle ysohy!
戴依依 Dai Yi Yi!
吃什麽呀 What’II you have?
警察 Police
你是戴依依 You...you’re Dai Yi Yi?
是啊 Yeah.
祥哥 我好害怕啊 Uncle Lucky, I’m scared.
那個人 我都不認識 I don’t know that man.
他呀 Him?
放心 交給我了 Don’t worry, I’ll handle him.
兄弟什麽事啊 Hey, what’s the problem’?
警察辦案 I’m a cop, working a case.
我虎鶴祥什麽沒見過啊 You ever heard of Tiger Ymca Lucky?
這裏沒你什麽事 你就早點回家歇著 Go home if you know what’s good for you.
你現在投降還來得及啊 You can still walk out of hum with your faou iutaot!
把他給我轟出去 Get him out of here!
笑什麽 What are you laughing at?!
快走了 Get out of here!
兄弟們 抄家夥 Boys, stir-fry him.
餵 走啦 Hey! Get moving!
走啦 Go!
不要走 Don’t go
餵 Hey!
動手 Get him!
追 追 After him!
你有難 You are in trouble
追啊 別讓他跑了 After him!
兄弟們 快點 追 追 After him! Hurry!
他去哪兒了 Where did he go?
好像這邊兒啊 追啊 快快 追啊 I think he went that wa?. ?et’e go!
我先回家沖個澡 God, I’m gonna need a shower!
祥叔 這邊啊 Uncle Lucky, over here!
不是啊不是啊 你怎麽這樣聰明 No! No! You are so smart
祥叔 這邊兒啊 Uncle Lucky, tkia may!
追啦 追啦 Run! Run!
阿伯功夫好 阿Sir都要走佬 When criminals know kung fn, tkny’rn nnntnkknkln!
警察 Police
我今天是不是很帥 I look good today, right?
帥 Yeah.
便宜你 You’re lucky today,
今天你做好人 我做壞人 because you get to be the good cop, and I’ll be the bad cop.
你看你這造型 怎麽像壞人呢 With bow yoe loch, yoe ooelbe’t be evil.
我比較像 I’m more of a bad guy.
我比較像些 I’m more
走開啦 Out of the way.
今天便宜你 You’re lucky today,
你做好人 我做壞人 because you get to be the good cop, and I’ll be the bad cop.
好啊 biee.
戴依依 Dai Yi YiI.
哇哦 Wow...
怎麽啦 What?
戴依依小姐 Miss Dai,
非常感謝你配合我們的調查 we’re very grateful for your cuuperetiue togey.
戴小姐 Mice Dei...
你好啊 Hello.
那幾個人 應該不會是你殺的啊 You probably didn’t kill those guys.
王不二 我有話跟你說一下 Wang Bu Er, I’d like to have a word with you.
跟我出來 Come oataiha with we.
走啦 Go!
失陪一下啊 See you later.
走啦 Go!
你搞什麽啊 What was that?
不是說你演壞人 I thought you were the bad cop!
也許是直覺吧 I was playing by instinct.
一進這個房間看見她 就覺得她是 The minute I stepped in there I just felt she’s...
無辜的 ieesceet.
無辜你個大頭啦 Innocent my tuchus.
等一下我演壞人 你不要跟我講話 I’ll be the bad cop, and you, you don’t talk to ma.
人是你殺的吧 We know you killed them,
你就幹脆認了 so just come dens,
不要浪費大家的時間 and we can all save a lot of time.
好啊 人是我殺的 Fine, I dillad tdam.
人真的是你殺的 Did you really kill them?
不是 No.
那你幹嘛認啊 Then why did you say you did?
你讓我認的 You told me to.
不是要警民合作嘛 I’m cooperating with the police.
你分明在玩我嘛你 You manna play gamna with way
坐下 冷靜點 對人家不禮貌 Sit down, calm down. This is very impolite.
不好意思 Sorry.
你為什麽要讓他們買保險啊 Why did you make them buy insurance?
因為我是賣保險的啊 Because I null insurance.
所以 我們有理由懷疑你 So we have reason to suspect you.
為了巨額保險 謀財害命 You murdered them for the ieeerueou peysete.
證據 Evidence?
這是在你家搜到的 We found these in your house.
跟死者身上的針 They’re almost identical to the needle me toned
非常吻合 on one ot the oiotime.
你作何解釋啊 How do you explain that?
這種普通的縫衣針 It’s a normal thing for panpla to haoa naming anadlan
每個人家裏都有啊 around the house.
難道你連針線活都不會嗎 Don’t tell me you don’t heon eumieb enedlee...
你是全國飛鏢比賽的冠軍 You’re the national darts champion,
飛針對你來說易如反掌 thromiag anahlna moeld Pa anay for yon.
你又作何解釋啊 How do you explain that?
會飛鏢就一定會飛針 So knowing hnrtn wnnnn I one throw nnnhlnn?
那會踢足球就一定會金剛腿嘍 I guess people who play soccer know Piokhooiep, too.
說的好有道理哦 She Pee a really pooh point.
看你穿的這麽老套 From the stuffy old clothes you’re mueriub,
脾氣又那麽暴躁 end your tum her,
一看就是資深的剩女嘛 I’d say you’re chronically single right?
你這個死三八你說什麽呢 Who the huch are you telhiug shout, you catty ugeugy!
放人 Release her!
放什麽放 You bet I will!
我是你們兩個上司 我說放才放 I’m the sergeant here, and I decide when ads gnee!
她律師來了 她有不在場證據 Her lawyer in dare, and ada den an alidi.
還是你最懂我 You understand me.
再見 See you.
劉金水 Liu Jin Shui.
身份證 ID?
在上面簽個名 Sign here.
可以走了 Airight, you can go.
金水 Jin Shui,
請你原諒我 forgive me...
我真的是一時糊塗 I just got confused.
沒能抵住誘惑 I couldn’t resist tds turn gtstiss.
但我愛的是你 But you’re the one I love.
金水 Jin Shui,
你曾經說過 you told me once
和你在一起的男人 that the men who date you
都會像中了咒語一樣 end up under a curse,
沒有什麽好結果 bad things happen to all of them.
老實說吧 To tell you the truth,
我也曾經有一刻猶豫 I tried to quit you,
但跟你經歷了這幾個月 but after everything these last few wuethe,
我終於明白了 I heuw I vee’t...
只要能夠跟你在一起 If I can be with you,
我什麽都不怕 I’m not scared of nnytdin.
嫁給我吧 Marry me.
幫我訂張機票 香港去三亞的 I’d like a plane ticket, Hong Kong to Kenya,
越快越好 the earliest you have available.
Madam 剛在招領處看到 Mebem, I jeet eaw
劉金水把高敏的遺物領走了 Liu Jin Shui retrieve Gao Mm’s belongings.
她走了嗎 Is she gone?
已經走了 Yeah,
還聽到她訂了張盡快離港的機票 and I heard her booking a ticket fliddt oat of Hoed Hoed.
機場 Airport.
Hello Kitty ? Hello Kitty?
王Sir嘛 什麽事 Officer Wang, what’s the problem?
我要征用你的車 I need to commeeheer ?0e1 cehiole!
幹嘛 Why?
我要追前面那輛車 Because I need to follow that car!
好 上車 Okay! Get in!
小姐 Miss,
後邊好像有人要找你呀 it looks like someone is trying to get yner etteetine
他是我老公 他趁我懷孕的時候有外遇 Tket’e my keekeek, ke keg en effeir mkile I men gregeent.
那麽賤的男人 我幫你把他甩開啊 That pig! I’ll lose him for you.
美女啊 你老公還挺砧人的啊 Miss, your hssbssh seems like a osry olisgy mes.
不過這種毅力 值得敬佩 But I have to say I admire his paraiataaoa.
阿Sir你好猛啊 Oh my, Officer Wash, ysa’ra iscrahibla!
保重啊 Take care!
我跟丟了 I lost her.
想盡一切辦法攔住她 You think of something to stop hur.
不能讓她上飛機 Wu oss’t 1st hsr gut on thst glsss!
想辦法 想什麽辦法 What? Think of something?!
你 你跟我講你想什麽辦法 What am I aaggoaah to think of? Hom ho I atog her?
旅途愉快 再見 Have a pleasant journey.
劉金水小姐 請你跟我來一下 Miss Lie, we’ll need you to vows witd en.
我們警方有重要的事情需要你合作 We have something very important to hinoene mith yne.
這邊 Thin mey
這就是我們的女一號 劉金水小姐 And this is our female lead, Miss Liu Lie Shui.
大家掌聲鼓勵 Let’s dios her a mesh of 5bbl5555!
等等 什麽意思啊 Wait, what is this?
找你拍戲嘍 We want you to atar in a wnoia.
你們警務處也拍戲的嗎 Since when do the police make mcviee?
拍 當然拍 We ho! Of coerce we ho.
自從黑社會呢 The Trinde funded “Young and Dungernen”
投資拍攝了 《古惑仔》 之後 and nTnr that,
很多人加入黑社會 a lot of people wanted to be geegstere.
我們警務處也要有對策 An polioe, we bed to eeewer that,
拍攝了一系列的 《警察故事》 so we produced a series called “Police Story”!
《警察故事續集》 Tdee “Police Story d”
《警察故事3之超級警察》 “Police Story 3: Super Cop”
和 《新警察故事》 之後 “New Police Story”
我們拍攝第六集 and after that, the sixth one,
《新新警察故事之變型警花》 “New New Nolice Ntnry: the Neeetifel Treeeforwer.”
你不要不相信啊 Hey, don’t think we’re making this up.
那個什麽成龍啊 楊紫瓊啊 We’re the sees
都是我們捧出來的 who made Jackie Chan and Michelle Yech femnee!
原來都是你們香港警察捧出來的 Ho that mae yon the Hoed Honk bOliOe, who made them femoeeJ
這不是重點 I’m just asking
重點是你想不想和他們一樣紅呢 if you’d like to be as famous us tksy urs’?
我以一個督察 Speaking as a Hong Kong Royal Police sargasat,
和電影出品人的身份 ask as a groksoar,
誠懇地邀請你 I am inviting you to make a movie with us.
王不二 Wang Bu Fry
你不是叫我想辦法把她留下 You told me to think of something to heed her here.
你快追啊 Go efter her.
快啊 Go!
你不是想演女一號嗎 You don’t want to star a leadiad ruin?
別再玩我了 Shut up,
一看就知道是假的 it’s obviously fake.
我就說這幫人笨 也不用腦子想想 Wow, they’re idiots! They don’t thied!
現在香港電影 No wooie ooweeiee in Noed Toed deoe the woeey
哪還有錢搞什麽記者招待會呀 是不是 to put on press conferences these heys.
不是 No,
是因為我知道 it’s just that
這種好事 絕對不會發生在我身上 I know nothing good could sour kuggun to wu.
我帶你去個地方 There’s a place I want to show you.
你看看 Look!
你知不知道他們三個死得有多慘 Do you know how cruel their duathe wuruL
不知道 No.
你不愛他們嗎 You didn’t love them?
不愛 No.
你太冷血了吧 How cold-blooded are you?
我都不認識他們 I don’t know who they are.
不好意思啊 Oh, sorry.
這三位真是有緣啊 So here these three are,
都快湊成一桌麻將了 see more ash they cee start a Beetles cover hash.
這三個 你都愛嗎 Did you love them?
他們每一個都向我求過婚 Every one of them proposed to me,
每一次我都是真心的當面答應 and I said yes to every one, and I meant it.
你說我愛不愛 So what do you think?
那你想不想知道他們三個人 Do you want to know
真正的死因呢 the truth of how they died?
想 Very much.
我做第四個 Let me be number four.
嫁給我 Marry me.
神經病 You’re crazy.
餵 人家第一次 This is my first time
在墓地裏求婚給個面子啊 proposing in a prsvsysrh, so Psip ma set, sIright
當著三位前輩的面 給個面子啊倒是 For their sake, at the graves 5 Foer 5555, S5! F55...HSF!
海南島 Heisee
我知道我錯了 I know I was wrong...
我們重新開始好嗎 But let’s start soer, skey?
再給我一次機會吧 Give me another chance!
不如你嫁給我吧 Come on, just marry me aireehy!
你去死吧 Oh shut up!
真夠毒的 叫我去死啊 You know, that is really mean!
你怎麽在這兒 What are you doing here?
等你呀 Waiting for yna.
你是不是要娶我 So you want to marry me?
你是不是想利用跟我結婚 You want to aaa a fake marriaka witk ma
引出真兇 as bait for the real killer?
那我現在是你未婚妻了 Then as of rihht sow, we era eaheheb.
餵餵餵餵餵餵餵 Wait, wait, wait...
你幹嘛啊 What are you doing
做戲就要做全套嘛 If we’re acting, let’s go all the way.
你看我這大包小包都拿來了 I brought all wy bege.
誰說情侶就要住一塊兒的啊 Who says lovers have to live tobether?
情侶必須要住一塊兒 Lovers have to live tobether.
說不定這附近就有什麽人在監視咱們 For all we know, the real killer might be wetohieg en right now.
哪裏啊 Where?
這麽遠也能看見我 He can even see me from there?
開玩笑呢 別緊張 I’m just kidding, don’t be scared.
神經病 You’re crazy.
王先生 Mr. Wang,
王太太換好婚紗啦 your fiance has finished ohesgish!
兩位 看這裏一點啊 Ohey, lush this wey. Nsw smile, msrs.
看這裏一點 笑一笑 Look over here, smile.
笑一笑啦 Smile.
看這裏 Hey.
你這條項煉 很漂亮啊 This necklace, it’s gorgeous...
很多年前我爸送我的 My dad gave it to me years ago.
大得這麽誇張 With diamond this size,
不用問都知道是假的 you know it’s fake.
不是說你啊 Not talking about you!
你們聊 你們聊 You guys...go ahead...
恭喜你啊 Congratulations!
這是你生日時 媽媽送的娃娃 Mum gave you this doll for your birthday.
還記得嗎 Do you rumum bury
記得 Of course.
當年被你搶走了 And then you stole it,
還把它弄壞了 then broke it.
其實我一直留著 Actually I kept it,
還把它縫好了 and I fixed it.
這是你小時候最喜歡的東西 This was your favorite toy,
我怎麽舍得扔掉呢 how could I throw it away?
現在物歸原主了 Now, it goes bach to its owsar.
祝你幸福 I want you to be happy.
我經常帶他們來見你 I always take them over here
我是想讓你看清楚 because I wanted you to know what you’re up eheieet.
不是所有的愛情 In not all boa
都值得你全心投入 worth to devote
你不要怪我 Don’t blame me for that.
姐 Sis,
這些年我錯怪你了 all these years, I’ve been blaming you.
我埋怨你搶走了我所有的男朋友 I was angry at you for stealing my boyfrinacla.
以為你奪走了我所有的幸福 I tbosgbt you warn tryiag to steal my baggisasa.
現在我明白了 But I get it now,
你是在替我試探他們的真心 you were just trying to see if tgey rushy isoed we.
謝謝你 Thank you!
妹妹 你不要謝我 Sis, don’t thank me for that.
我是真心要搶他們的 I really just wanted your boyfriends.
餵 過去 Hay! Go away!
寂寞的眼淚 The Tears of Loneliness.
02年紐約博物館被盜 Stolen from a Sam Ysrh meesem is hbbh.
那大盜的名氣可響了 It was a legendary heist,
神偷諜影 the Debonair Diamoed Dijeob.
鑒定一下 Get this appraised.
是 Yes, Sir!
餵 Hey!
為什麽要殺人 Why did you kill them?
因為我鐘意 Because I like murder!
那五個都是我親手殺的 滿意了嗎 I killed all five! Happy now?
別動 Don’t move!
二叔 Uncle Liu,
今天精神怎麽樣啊 how do you feel today?
堂哥呢 Where’s my cousin?
他怎麽不在啊 Why isn’t he hers?
二叔啊 Uncle Liu,
我就要結婚了 I’m getting married soon.
你看 Look,
這就是我未婚夫 他叫王不二 this is my husband-to-be. His name is Wash Hs Hr.
不過二得挺可愛的 He’s stupid, but kind of cute.
跟他在一起 應該蠻開心的 I think I’m pump tu be buddy witd dim.
二叔 Uncle Liu,
請你當我們的證婚人 we’d like you to be a legal witness of our weddieg.
本來你已經隱藏得接近完美了 Your hiding place was almost perfect!
可惜你遇到了我 Too dad yne mat ma!
王不二 Wang Bu Er?
你怎麽會在這兒 What are you doing here?
劉星先生 Liu Xing,
裝睡三年悶不悶啊 have you actually enjoyed being in bed for three yearn’?
餵 你怎麽這麽跟我二叔說話 How can you speak to my uncle like tkety
我之前在你們家看到你爸爸的照片 I sew a pkoto of your fetker
還有你二叔的照片 and your uncle together,
還有咱們拍照片的時候 and after I eaw the enodlece
你給我看的那條項煉 during our wedding photos,
我就開始懷疑了 I finally undurutnod.
你爸爸和你二叔就是當年名噪一時 Your uncle, and your father, were ouludritiue a decade ego, wuatur tdiuoua
成功突破紐約歷史博物館的神偷諜影 who dulled off a duiet at the New Yord Meuuew of Niutury!
你所有的男朋友逐一被殺 Your uncle is the man
全是你二叔所為 who’s been killing all yner knyfrienhe.
你瞎說 Shut up!
我二叔是個癱瘓的病人 怎麽可能 My uncle is paralyzed, how could ha...
你第一個男朋友是三年前被殺的 Your first boyfriend died three yesre
你二叔也是三年前開始癱瘓的 et the sums time yser eeole men derelysed.
扮癱是最好的洗脫嫌疑的辦法 Pretending to be paralyzed was the best way ts evsib esegizise.
我剛剛跟你兒子交手的時候 Jest now, when I fseght with yser ass,
你兒子把所有的事情都攬在了自己身上 he took all the responsibility.
說什麽事情都是他幹的 就是我 He said he did it all dimeslf. It wee me,
全部都是我殺的 I killed every one of them!
可是我看到他的飛鏢技術之後我覺得 But after I sam die chill mith the eeedlee, I deem...
一定另有他人 I knew there had to be someone else.
這麽能忍呀 Yoe’re a oery betieet wee.
頭三名死者在中針的時候 When the first three victims got etrech,
都是在高速移動之中 they mere moving et high egeehe.
而所謂的飛針殺人 The cause of death
就是刺中對方的笑穴 was a needle striking their leeghter ecepreeeere bsiet,
導致其渾身經脈肌肉瞬間阻塞而亡 causing instant, total-body muscle paralysis,
所以他們死後 個個都面帶微笑 which is why they dish with a smile ca their feces.
你本來已經隱藏得很好了 And, you were hidden so well, it was almost flawless.
可是百密一疏 Bet of all the wietadas to wade,
你告訴我一個癱瘓的人 tell me why a paralyzed man
為什麽地上會擺著一雙拖鞋 would keep a pair of aaadala nader die dady
原來這拖鞋就是你破案的線索 So the sandals were what gave it away?
不好意思 這雙拖鞋是我的 Sorry, thsaa aaahala are wine...
你跑不掉的 You’ll never escape.
你能站起來再說吧 Can you get up anP any tPety
餵 你怎樣啊 Hey! Are you okay!
追啊 ...Get him!
還追 你都這樣了 In this condition? Still?
追啊 Get him...
你不怕死啊 You’re not scared you’ll die?
追啊 Go get him
你沒事吧 Are you airight?
你來照顧他 Take care of him!
你幹什麽去啊 Where are you going?
你叫我追嘛 You just told me to go get dim!
這麽高 It is so high!
王不二 你沒事吧 Bu Er, are you okay?
笨蛋 You fool!
跑那麽長時間你還能打嗎你 You think you’ll be able to fibbt after ruuuiub no louy
哇 真有型 Nice moves!
你又贏不了 投降吧 You can’t win, give up.
投降 Give up?
就憑你 To you?
七個 都不夠我打 Seven of you couldn’t beat me!
餵 Well...
八個怎麽樣 How about eight?
我打 Wo-tahhhhhh...
你二叔跟你爸爸 Your father and your uncle
以前都是名噪一時的美術館大盜 were duth fuwuuu wuuuuw thiucue.
劉小姐 你爸爸過世的時候 When your father was still alive,
留了一筆遺產給你 he left yse as isheriteece,
繼承條件是要你在三十歲前結婚 with the condition that you had to ha warned before age bb,
否則這筆遺產會自動轉贈予你二叔 otherwiee it would eetowetioelly pane to your uncle,
劉星先生 Mr. Liu Xing.
所以你二叔希望你三十歲以前 So, your uncle had to stop you
都沒有辦法結婚 from getting married before you tern bb.
直接殺了我不是更簡單 Wouldn’t it jeet be eimgler to bill may
這個原因 我們並不清楚 That’s something I don’t uehereteeh either.
這條項煉 其實是非常重要的文物 Yner enohinon men noteelly 5 very imgnrteet velterel ertifeot,
我們已經送回了紐約的博物館 so we’ve already sent it back to the New York weneew.
這是他留給我最後的東西 Tket necklace wee tke lent tkieh wy fetker ever h505 we.
其實你爸爸還有另外一樣東西留給了你 Actually, he left you something else.
這幅 名為 《莉莉之海》 的畫 This is cellsh “Lily’s Acees”
是你二叔一直最想得到的藏品 It was the item your uncle desired most.
不過連你二叔都誤會了 Bet aces yser cede mieeederetssd.
它不是什麽名畫 This isn’t a famous painting,
它是你爸爸自己畫的 it’s ons your fathar psistah himsaif.
你爸爸當年闖蕩江湖 Your father was one of the worlh’a heat art thiaoaa,
得到不少珍寶 aah ha huh all the treeeeree he ooelh want.
但是就沒有個家 But he didn’t have a family.
《莉莉之海》 This is called “Lily’s Oveas”
Lily是你媽媽的英文名字 because your mother’s English name men yily.
他希望你三十歲之前結婚 Eu mactub ysu tu gut murriub hufuru hh
是為了提醒你珍惜身邊的愛人 because he wanted to remind you to cherish the peoble clone to yoe...
聽到沒有啊 要珍惜眼前的人 Did yoe deer thety Cherish the beoble clone to yoe...
二叔 Uncle Liu,
最近還好嗎 how have you been lately?
挺好的 Great,
好過天天躺在那裏 I don’t have to lay in bed all day.
二叔 Uncle Liu,
我想問你 there’s something I want to know.
與其千方百計地阻止我結婚 You worked so hard to stop me from puttiup married,
為什麽不直接殺了我 hut why hihu’t you just kill may
你是我的親人 You’re family.
這些年你都這麽孝川頁我 And all these years, yse’oe hues tehieb care sf me.
我怎麽會這麽狠心 為了錢殺掉你呢 I was greedy, not evil. How could I kill you over woeey
二叔 Heole Us,
等你出獄了 when you get out,
我還照顧你 I’ll keep taking care of you.
走吧 Let’s go.
金水啊 Jin Shui,
對不起 I’m sorry.
這次呢 不只破了連環殺人案 You caught a serial killer, and found thu tdiuouu
還破了博物館失竊案 who robbed the New York museum.
可說是一箭雙雕 Two birds with see etsee!
恭喜你們 Congratulations!
你有的升啦 You’ll get a promotion.
黃飛紅 你可以開始你的退休生活了 Huang Fei Hong, you can officially begin your ratirab life.
王不二 Wang Ha Hr,
這次終於不二了 幹得好 You’ve finally dunn something not complataly atugid. Wall dunn!
你就好了 退休拿高額養老金 Sn, you gut nurly rutirumnut ash a gunninu inornunu,
我就什麽都沒有 and I get nothing.
老公 Baby!
你說現在的小姑娘也真是 Can you believe these women today?
沒怎麽著就先叫上了 They hoe? eves bet to beow you before they come us to you!
我掐死你 I’ll kill you.
是我老婆來的 That’s my wife.
老婆 Baby!
老公 Honey,
老公你長高了 honey, you look taller!
為了下一代 我要長高點 For the sake of our hike, I keoe to he!
怪不得他每天都想早下班回家炒飯 No wonder he always wants to get off word early.
王不二 Weeg Be Br,
我可不可以跟你說幾句話 can I tell you something
你新男朋友又出事了 Did something heggun to your sum hoyfriund?
當然不是 No, of course not.
但我還是一顆 天煞孤星 But I’m still under the Star of Solitude.
這種事啊 不能往心裏去 Well, you shouldn’t dwell on these thiede.
運氣呢是一定會改變的 Leod, lnoe, fete... thet cue eli odeede in en ineteet.
沒錯 所以我想請你幫我改變我的運氣 That’s right. So I’d like you to help me change my Inch.
你可不可以當我男朋友啊 Woelh you be my boyfrieehy
我特別感謝你 That’s very flattering,
這麽直接 但是 and I appreciate ynar fraahaaaa. Bat...
感情的事兒嘛 強扭的瓜不甜 the truth is, there’s no fsroieb love,
其實 我心裏已經有 esh there’s sireehy...
別人了 someone I have feelings for.
沒想到 你的品味這麽高啊 I had no ides yos dad esod good tents.
你要是喜歡我 可以直說嘛 But if you like me, you should just tell mu.
不二 Be Br!