外头那辆印的跟花瓜似的车是您的吗 Is that psychedelic van outside yours?
嗯 Yes.
让警察给拖走了 The police just towed it.
哎 人在呢 人在呢 人在呢 I'm here! I'm here!
人在呢 人在呢 人在呢 I'm here!
松开 我告诉你这危险 Take your hand away from the door.
不用敬 不用敬 Don't salute.
- 你手 撒手 你撒手 - 我不让你敬 不让你敬 Take your hand away from the door. Please don't salute.
我告诉你 我敬完了 I'm clone saluting, so let go.
行驶证 驾驶证 License and registration.
包着活儿呢 头发少 特快就完 I know it's no parking.
知道不让停车 I figured with so little hair, I'd be right out.
知道不让停你停 So you knew, but parked anyway.
你这叫明知故犯知道吗 That's a premeditated of fence.
我给你说 拖车费二百 违章停车罚二百 Two hundred for the law, two hundred for the fine.
回头带着钱 到西城支队执法站取车去 Have the money when you pick up your van.
我得的不是肺癌吧 你千万别骗我 It's not pneumonia is it? Don't lie to me.
你得的是肺疥 It's TB.
你可别跟他们说你是从新加坡来的 Listen, don't tell them you're from Singapore.
嗯 知道 Know.
收费理念不一样 Because of different remuneration.
像什么理念呐 互动啊 Remuneration.
你们海外的这些词尽量少说 Don't use any of those fancy words.
这个样子啊 It look like this.
蛮烦人的啊 But what a bloody bother.
烦 别加蛮 Just say bother, no "bloody".
你好 京华旅行社 Hello, Jinghua Travel.
好 好 好 OK. OK. OK.
我现在就得带着你那个希望之旅那团进山里边 Looks like I have to take you tour into the countryside.
好好养病 Feel better.
你就是呆不住 Can't leave fast enough can you?
哦 对了 好几天都没亲你了 Oh I get it, been a few clays since you got a smooch?
不成 你这病传染 Better not. Don't want to catch your cold.
等你好了 好了我亲死你 When you're better, then I'll kiss you to death.
走了啊 那边还等着我呢 Gotta go, they're waiting for me.
就你那几根头发你还老去发廊 Just one hair, and you're always at the salon.
踏踏实实停车场等我 能让警察拖走了吗 You couldn't just park in a lot?
你耽误我大事了 你 Now I'm late for a big event.
我错了 阮总 I was wrong.
你什么时候对过 开车 When were you ever right. Just drive.
隔一个坐一个 Sit down together.
一会儿咱们照相 We make photograph together.
今天中午这农家饭 它好吃不好吃 What did you think of the food?
来 来 来 坐 坐 坐 Everyone take a seat.
坐 坐 坐 Everyone take a seat.
怎么回事 怎么回事 那几个孩子怎么不过来 Why won't those kids come over here?
您这个团人数还不够 Your tour group was too small.
还没人认领 No one sponsored them.
把他们都叫过来 Tell them to come over.
我都认了 I'll sponsor them all.
都过来 都过来 快点跑 Come on, all of you.
跟谁嚷嚷呢 急了 Who were you shouting at?
记者 Journalists.
就为人民做了一点应该做的事 你瞧他们这没完没了的 Do a good deed and it's automatic overkill.
阮总 你旅行社生意挺火的 一个团接一个团 Business is good at the travel agency.
我给您包车的钱是不是该结一下了 Maybe you can pay me now?
我算了一下 I did the math.
这个月的钱不算 您正好该给我九万八 Not counting this mouth, you owe me 98000.
你着什么急呀 我又不是不给你 What's the hurry? You know I'm good for it.
现在旅游业竞争这么激烈 The travel business is cut throat.
我是接一个团赔一个团 I'm losing money on every tour.
不接团吧 我就得关张 接了团 我就跟请客似差不多 But if I don't take them, I'll have to shut down.
小芸这一病 And with Xiaoyun sick.
连新加坡团都得停了 Even the Singapore groups have stopped.
您哪至于 Come on.
您一包就是五个孩子 You're helping all those kids go to school.
五个孩子要是争气的话 您还不都得给供到大学毕业 And you don't have any money?
你再容我两天 我给你凑凑 Give me two clays to get it.
阮总 您有您的难处 我也有我的难处 You have your worries, but so do I.
要不我也不会张口跟您要钱 Otherwise I wouldn't ask you for the money.
他们怎么还不回来 Where the hell are they?
就知道拍照 真麻烦 All they know is taking phones.
说一九五三年 In'53.
美帝的和谈阴谋被揭穿 The Yanks talk peace,
他要疯狂北蹿霸占全朝鲜 But plot to take all Korea.
这是七月中旬的一个夜晚 One cloudy July night.
阴云笼罩 安平山 Over An Ping Mountain.
在那山上 Their crack troop were hiding out,
驻守着美李的王牌儿军 号称是长胜不败美式装备的白虎团 The invincible White Tiger Battalion,
韩冬 Han Dong.
怎么样我这船 How do you like the boat?
行啊 Not bad.
白洋淀的船工 白天喝茶晚上喝酒 It's a tea house during the clay and a bar at night.
茶是普通的茶 The tea in average.
酒是普通的酒 The booze is average.
可到了我的船上就得翻番 But the prices are double.
租这一船够贵的吧 Was it expensive to rent?
舍不得孩子套不着狼 No pain, no gain.
搞旅游你没点儿特色 甭干 Besides, tourism needs to be exotic.
阮总 四川天府旅行社来电话了 Mr.Ruan You got a call.
说老干部旅行团人全到 The tour group of retired officials is here.
让咱们去接去 您去吗 They need to be picked up. Are you going?
人全到了 那我得去呀 They all arrived. Then I better go.
这团多少人呐 How many total?
二百人左右 Two hundred people.
韩冬 听见没有 HanDong, Hear that?
咱这船就用上了 We are gonna be able to use this boat already.
- 房间订了吗 - 都订好了 - Are the rooms booked? - Yes.
租四辆大桥车 Rent four buses.
韩冬 你这车也跟着去 HanDong, bring you van too.
哎 Hey!
阮总 Mr.Ruan.
我那钱您给我凑齐了吗 Boss, did you get my money together?
什么钱 What money?
您欠我那车钱 The money you owe me for the van.
你们先回去 Come back.
一会儿过来接我来 And get me in a little while.
韩冬 HanDong.
明天接人的时候想着点带着雨伞 Don't forget to get some umbrellas.
别淋着人家老干部 We don't want the old folks getting wet.
咱俩得同舟共济 We're in the same boat.
我挣着钱 你也就挣着钱了 If I make money, you make money.
我要是挣不着 你急也没用 If I don't, you getting upset won't change that.
那您要是老挣不着钱 What if you never make any money?
我就白给您包一年车了 Than I let you use my van for free?
你别着急 Don't worry.
等接完了这团我就给你结 I'll pay you after this job. Deal?
你瞧我这四辆大桥子 Look at those buses.
这哪是拉人呢 这是给我拉钱呢 Those things are income on wheels.
韩冬 Hey, HanDong
啊 Hey!
前两天我 看见一辆二手大奔 Yesterday,I saw a used Benz the other clay.
好 便宜 OK, cheap
但手续不全 But missing some paperwork.
等接完了这团 我想把它拿下来 After this job, I want to buy it.
涡轮增压 防锁死刹车系统 It's fully loaded, ABS
自动巡航系统 卫星定位 GPS, cruise control, Satellite
有气囊吗 Does it have airbags?
有 不是六个就是八个 Yes. Six, maybe eight
有枯辘吗 Does it have wheels?
气我 没枯辘那叫车吗 Of course, it's a friggin' car.
我怎么听您说像气垫船呐 Sounds more like a hovercraft.
阮总 Mr.Ruan.
来啦 Coming.
你跟我们阮总解释吧 You can explain it to Mr.Ruan.
欢迎 欢迎 Welcome.
考虑到都是够级别的老干部 Because the group id made of up ex-senior officials.
派我来打个前站 I was sent ahead to check things out.
就你一个人 It's just you?
那电话里不是说人全到吗 They told me everyone was arriving?
他名字就叫仁权 His name is "Ivory Wong".
仁义的仁 Ivory Wong.
权力的权 仁权 Everyone.
我到了 仁权到 It's a common mistake.
你可是太仁义了 你过来 过来 Come here.
瞧瞧 瞧见了吗 See that? See that?
我租了四辆大桥子车 I rented four buses!
仁权到 Ivory Wong?
这是谁给你起的缺德名 这是 Who gave you that horrible name, anyway?
今儿要下雨我差点买二百把雨伞 I almost bought 200 umbrellas for you.
大哥 都回去吧 Men! You guys can go home.
电话听错了 就一个人 There's only one guy.
您得把钱给我们结了 You still have to pay us.
对 结结结 OK.
回公司一块儿结 Sure, back at the office.
- 什么事啊 - 走 走 走 - What? - OK.
阮总 我那钱回公司一块结了吧 Mr.Ruan, How about my money?
你跟着瞎起什么哄啊 Give me a fuckin' break.
过两天再说 In a couple clays.
几天呐 您给一准信儿 Couple of clays? Put it in writing.
韩冬 我可告诉你 HanDong. You're listened.
我现在烦着呐 You're standing to get on my nerves.
我告诉过你过几天再说 过几天再说 If I said a couple clays, that's what I mean.
你瞧你这个没完没了的劲儿 You never let up, do you?
不就九万八千块钱吗 Ninety-eight thousand yuan right?
你要给我逼急了 你这车我还不包你了 Keep it up and you might have nothing.
行 行 行 没工夫跟你废话 I don't have time for your bullshit.
走 走 走 Let's go.
那也得给我结了啊 白干一年了 You still have to pay me.
我说你烦不烦 You sure are a pain in the ass.
我知道我烦 I know.
我特想不烦你也不烦我 I don't want to be.
您又不是拿不出这点儿钱来 But it's not like you're poor.
照你这意思 我是有钱不还给你 You saying I have the money. But won't give it to you?
我不是这意思 That's not what I'm saying.
那你什么意思 Then what are you saying?
您要这样就没意思了 Forget it, you're not listening.
你觉着怎么着才能有意思呢 No, what are you saying then?
您要把钱给我就有意思了 I'm saying I'd appreciate if you paid me.
您能让我进去吗 You letting me in?
能 Sure
进来吧 Come in.
点点 来客人了 Diandian, we have company.
我送您去公司 I'll take you to the office.
公司没钱 There's no money at the office.
那我送你去银行 Then the bank.
那都是别人的钱 That's other people's money.
你说什么 What did you say?
那你给我借去 Then borrow it from someone.
凭什么 Who do you think you are?
那你去哪儿 我去哪儿 Anyway, where you go, I go.
走 点点 Come on Diandian.
开车 Let's go.
今儿可不算我包车啊 But I'm not paying you for today.
去哪儿 Where are we going?
先去趟昌平 城里不让养狗了 First to walk the dog,
然后再去医院 then to the hospital.
我今儿一天都是私事 All personal stuff.
这可是传染病房 This is the communicable disease ward.
你上太平间我也去 Even if you go to the morgue, I'm going too.
那我也是看你去 Let's just see about you.
自行车 A bicycle.
讲完了 That's it?
我怎么觉得一点儿都不好笑 That wasn't funny at all.
我给你讲一个 我给你讲一个 I've got one.
有一只公鸡 有一只母鸡 There was a rooster and a hen.
母鸡下了一个蛋 The hen lays an egg.
公鸡就追着母鸡咬 And the rooster starts chasing and pecking her
你说那是为什么呢 Guess why?
追着咬 追着咬 这公鸡为什么要追着母鸡咬啊 He tired to peck her? Why?
他下的是鸭蛋 Because the hen laid a cluck egg.
去 这儿没你的事儿 Hey. Mind your own business.
您等谁呀 Are you waiting for someone?
等这屋病人家属 The guy inside there.
人早走了 He left a while ago.
大伟怎么又想起让我看中医了 Why are you taking me...
我这病 西医又不是治不好 ...to see a traditional Chinese doctor?
这不是重视你吗 Because Mr.Ruan wants you fully checked out.
你们是不是有什么事瞒着我 Are you hiding something from me?
我是不是得癌症了 I have cancer ,don't I?
就是让中医给你 调理调理 Don't worry,it's just a precaution.
这是哪儿啊 What is this place?
这是我们家 My house.
你一个人住啊 You live alone?
你先坐 我下去迎迎他们 Uh-huh. Have a seat. I'll go get the doctor.
那中医是我们院的 He's next door.
老干部不吃咱们自己吃 What the old folks don't eat, we will.
这是我新开的项目 This is my new case.
哥几个替我打扫打扫 You can help me.
谁啊 Who?
韩冬 Han Dong.
我说你还有完没完呐 Don't you ever quit?
阮总 你让我把话说完 Let me speak.
我把你的女朋友从医院接出来了 I've taken you girlfriend from the hospital.
你什么时候把欠我的钱还给我 When you give me my money.
我什么时候把她送回去 I'll give her back.
你抓紧时间凑钱 And hurry up.
别耽误了小芸治病 So Ms. Li can finish her treatment.
知道了 知道了 知道了 OK. OK. OK.
我告诉你 I told you.
小芸得的是肺结核 That she has TB.
您要不怕传染呢 If you're not afraid of catching it.
您就先替我照顾着 Then you take care of her for a while.
对 反正人在你那我也放心 I trust you.
你把小芸那住院费一起结了吧 While you're at it, pay her hospital bill too.
阮大伟 我可不是不讲理的人 I'm not an unreasonable guy.
我是要你欠我的钱 I just want the money you owe me.
你该给的 You ought to pay.
肺炎不好好治也会死人 Pneumonia can be fatal if it's not treated you know?
你就不怕你女朋友出意外 Aren't you worried about her having an accident?
出意外 就你 An accident? you?
你失去理智了吧你 Have you lost your mind?
少跟我废话 Cut the crap.
你这叫绑架 你知道吗你 What you are doing is called kidnapping.
赶紧把小芸给我送回医院 Either return her to the hospital inside an hour.
一个小时之内我要见不着人 我就报警 Or I'm calling the cops.
谁啊 这是谁啊这是 Hey Viagra, who was that?
开玩笑 给我包车的一个司机 What a joke. One of my drivers.
瞧你找这人 What kind of people do you hire?
伟哥看他一眼还不得吓他一半死 One look from Viagra and he'd shit his pants.
来 来 来 Come on.
喝酒 喝酒 喝酒 Drink up.
大伟 钱要不多就给人家吧 Mr.Ruan,Why not just pay him?
我给他 我没说不给他呀 I will,
那三儿还欠着我钱 他还没给我呢 But those guys still haven't paid me yet.
他不敢怎么着 喝酒 Forget it.Drink up.
人呢 那老中医呢 Where's the doctor?
没人 There isn't one.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我是真没想怎么着你 I wasn't going to do anything to you.
你听我说 But...
我先走了 I'm leaving.
你让我走啊 Let me go.
他包了我一年车 He owes me for a year's work.
一分钱都不给我 He pay nothing.
这不关我的事 It's not my business. Help!
我不杀你 I don't want to kill you.
你听我说 Listen to me.
我绝对不会伤害你 I won't hurt you.
我就是想要欠我的钱 I just want my money.
别害怕 Don't be afraid!
那关我什么事 This has nothing to do with me.
其实我把你拉到这儿来 I let you come here.
就是想逼阮大伟还我钱 I only wanted to force Ruan Dawei to pay me.
他不给 还说我是绑架你 He didn't pay.
我真没打算绑架你 I didn't plan to kidnap you.
我就是想吓唬吓唬他 I just wanted to scare him a little.
你这就是绑架 But this is kidnapping.
算了 算了 That is OK.
我不愿意把事儿搞大 I don't want this to get out of control.
我把你绑起来 也是想跟你解释清楚 I only tired you up to explain the situation.
要不咱们这样 只要你保证不大喊大叫 If you promise to stop yelling,
我立马送你回医院 I'll take you back to the hospital right now.
你甭送小芸回医院了 Don't bother taking her back.
你直接带小芸上公安局自首去吧 Just turn yourself into the police.
我已经报案了 I've already called them.
你这算大案 估计得判你个十年八年的 I figure you'll get about 10 years.
我告诉你 How about this.
你还得赔偿我女朋友精神损失费10万 You pay 100,000 in damages to my girl.
你再给我两千块钱 咱们就谁也不该谁的了 Give me 2,000 and I'll forget the whole thing.
阮大伟 你别往绝路上逼我 Don't push me.
兔子急了还咬人呢 Even a rabbit will bite.
有本事你就撕票 OK, go ahead and stamp her ticket then.
我就真不信了 我就 I don't think you have the guts.
伟哥 你什么时候报的案 Hey Viagra,when did you call the cops?
我哪儿有工夫报案 I didn't.
我吓唬吓唬他 I just wanted to scare him a little.
大伟说了什么了 把你吓成这个样子 What did he say to scare you so bad?
事儿闹大了 The shit hit the fan.
你那个阮大伟 他报警了 He went to the cops.
他说让我有本事就撕票 He told me to stamp your ticket.
撕票你知道吧 就是杀了你 That means kill you.
你自己选个死法吧 So how do you want to die?
你别说气话了 Quiet.
我知道你不会干傻事的 I know you're not dump enough to do that.
大伟不会报警 Dawei didn't go to the police.
他要是报了警 能告诉你吗 If he did, would he tell you?
这不等着逼你害我呢吗 That would mean he wants you to hurt me.
我看他就憋着害你 I think that's what he wants.
反正你也得了肺炎了 Besides, you have pneumonia.
换一个也没什么不好 So he probably wants to swap you for a newer model.
我比你了解大伟 I know him.
你只要送我回医院 If you take me back to the hospital right now.
就什么事都没了 This will be over.
好吗 OK?
坏了 他真报警了 Shit!He did go to the cops.
我真没喝 我向毛主席保证 I swear on Mao's grave .I wasn't drinking.
我是清醒的 I'm sober.
都喝成这样了 这是你的化验单 Your breathalyzer said a blood alcohol over 2.0...
酒精含量都超过200了 你还说你没喝 ...and you still say you're not drink.
我昨天晚上喝的 That was from drinking last night.
我骗您是孙子我 I swear.
我自己来 我自己来 I can do myself.
这不是你的车 That's not your car.
那我车呢 大哥 Where's mine?
你车在那边 Over there. Just get in and sober up.
你去醒醒酒吧你 到我们那 You are so lucky.
你就万幸吧 我要真是绑匪 你就没命了 If I had really kidnapped you, you'd be a goner.
我也是脑子进水了 I'd be screwed too.
就阮大伟 我真把你撕票了 也甭想从他身上要回来一分钱 I wouldn't get my money back either.
他欠你多少钱 How much does he owe you?
九万八 Ninety-eight thousand yuan
我这条命连九万八都不值 My lift's not even worth 98,000.
下车吧你 Go on, get out.
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
我去公安局把这事说清楚 To explain this to the police.
这不就有警员吗 Why not just tell those two back there?
在这我算是被缉拿归案 That wouldn't count as turning myself in.
自己去公安局算是自首性质不一样 I'd get a stiffer penalty.
开车 Drive.
我陪你去警局 I'll go with you.
咱们不去警局了 We're not going to the police station.
我跟你走 我不信他不着急 I want to go with you.
我帮你要回他欠你的钱 I'm going to help you get your money back.
你别害我了 No thanks.
这我就已经快说不清楚了 I barely know how to explain what happened already.
我再真绑了你 If I really kidnap you.
那我这辈子就算真毁在你们手里了 I'm finished.
你放心 Don't worry.
等要回了钱 我去向警局说明 After you get paid, I'll explain everything to the police.
你没有绑架我 我是自愿的 I'll say I went voluntarily.
你为什么帮我 Why do want to help me?
我不是帮你 我是帮我自己 I'm helping myself.
我想 我想知道在阮大伟心里 I want to know what is more important to Dawei.
是钱重要还是我重要 Me or money.
他不是不在乎你 He's not ignoring you.
他是太瞧不起我了 He's just toying with me.
那是你们之间的事 That is between you two.
他不能置我的安危于不顾 He can't use me as a tool.
家我是回不去了 I can't go home.
除了公安局我没地儿可去 The only place to go is to the police.
我有个地方 I know a place.
这房子是我一个朋友的 This is my friend's house.
他常不在北京 He's always away on business.
不在的时候 钥匙就交给我 让我有空的时候就过来帮他看看 So I keep an eye on it for him.
别上楼 Don't go upstairs.
阮大伟也知道这儿吧 Does Ruan Dawei know about this place?
他不晓得 No.
你把手机关了 要打的时候再开 Turn your phone off until you need to use it.
你不是台湾特务吧 Are you sure you're not a Taiwanese spy?
我可没什么利用价值 I swear. I don't know anything.
从现在开始 你要听我的 Form now on, you listen to me.
你打算怎么帮我要钱 How do you plan to get my money back.
还没想好 I don't know.
先睡觉 明天告诉你 Sleep first, I'll tell you tomorrow.
那你就这儿睡 我外面沙发上凑合着行吗 I'll take the couch.
你先去一下洗手间吧 Why don't you wash up first.
别了 别了 我看还是算了吧 Help stop, maybe we should just forget it.
说好了的 你自愿的 You promised.
你到底是干什么的呀 What are you doing?
你怎么那么大劲儿呀 Take it easy.
我看还是算了吧 Let's just forget it,
你还生着病呢 You're sick anyway.
真的 Really
要不还是去公安局吧 我不干了 I want to stop.
疼 疼 Ow, that hurts.
我不是你想的那种人 I'm not that kind of guy.
我不知道你是哪种人 I know what kind of guy you are.
反正把你绑上我睡得踏实 I'll sleep better if you're tied up.
咱们俩到底是谁绑架谁呀 Who's kidnapping who here?
你是不是觉得特别过瘾 You like this don't you?
你得把我这手绑上 Don't forget my arms.
绑人不绑手 那不等于没绑吗 Otherwise it doesn't count.
这也就是个形式 说明我对你不放心 This is just my way of telling you. I don't trust you.
主要还得靠你自觉 But I'm leaving it up to you to behave.
你也就是个一般人 You're nothing special.
我要真是一坏人 碰了你这样的 Even if I was a bad guy.
也起不了歹心 I wouldn't get excited about someone like you.
我还怕传染肺炎呢 To boot, you have pneumonia.
你还觉得自己是一仙女儿呢吧 You think you're such a bombshell.
我肯定不是仙女 I don't.
你也肯定不是圣人 I just like I don't think you're Mr.Hero
委屈你了 睡吧 Go to sleep.
要是我醒了看不见你 If you're not here when I get up,
可别怪我到警局去诬陷你绑架 don't blame me for going to the police.
我还可以把衣服撕烂身上抓几条血印 I might even rip my clothes and make them look bloody.
让你有口难辩 You'd have a tough time talking your way out of that.
我发烧了 I have a fever.
晚上应该按时打吊瓶的 I should be on I.V at night.
那就回医院吧 Should I take you back to the hospital.
那不等于自投罗网吗 That's be like turning yourself in.
去别的医院 How about a different hospital.
让警察逮着是小事儿 If I get arrested, it's no big deal,
你要是在我手里有个三长两短的 But if you die on me.
我可是死罪 Then I might as well be dead too.
死不了 I won't die.
你死不了 烧傻了 也不行 No frying your brain either.
躺着别动 我去给你买药 I'm going to get your medicine.
我要是没回来 就是被警察逮走了 If I don't come back, the police got me.
你不回来 If you don't come back,
我就自己撕票 I'll stamp my own ticket.
出来 Come out Han Dong.
韩冬我都瞧见你了 I saw you.
别藏了 It's no use hiding.
出来给我开门 Open the door.
我说什么来着 I told you,
人已经给我送医院去了 He's already taken her back to the hospital.
佑计小芸这会儿都睡了 I bet Xiaoyun's asleep right now.
那你见着韩冬没有 Did you see Han Dong?
他哪儿敢见我呀 He's too scared to show his face.
得把这空气推出去 Get rid of any air bubbles,
入针要快 stick it in quick.
插队的时候给猪打过 跟打人不是一个劲儿出针也得快 Pull it out quick too.
这次找着了 OK, I got it.
我再给你换一个针头 Now, change the needle.
你趴好 把腰带解开 Lie down and take off your belt.
要想不疼 For it to be painless.
就得快进快出 It's in fast, out fast.
快进快出 In...Out.
快进 In quick.
快出 Out quick.
对不起 还得打一次 Sorry, I have to do it again.
太紧张了 忘推药了 I was so nervous I forgot to inject the drugs.
疼吗 Does that hurt?
我还没打呢 I haven't clone it yet.
别逗我了 Stop joking around.
人在吗 Is she there?
没在 No.
肯定是给我送家去了 He must have taken her home.
他得当面给我赔礼道歉 This guy's got some explaining to do.
挺老实一个人呐 He's a decent guy.
肯定也是一时冲动 He must have just got carried away.
你们说我原谅他吗 Do I forgive him?
那行 我听你们的 OK.
我欠他钱我先不还了 Then I won't pay him back for now.
小可怜儿 Does it hurt.
没办法 Too bad.
都是你伟哥哥逼的 It's Viagra's fault.
心疼你的马子 If you can't stand to watch,
就马上把钱送来 then pay UP-
侬晓得吧 You got that?
我是很有兴趣搞掂她的呦 I'd love to take her for a spin,
让你看个通通透透 and let you watch me stop and go.
我这么说行吗 How was that?
你说的都什么乱七八糟的 What was all that nonsense?
你平时是这样讲话的吗 Is that how you usually talk?
你不是说让我变一个人吗 Didn't you tell me to act crazy?
那也不是这种变法 像个大色狼 But not like a pervert.
你要让大伟觉得 你已经丧心病狂了 If you want Dawei to think you're crazy.
抽我一个嘴巴 Smack me around.
不行 不行 我下不了手 I can't do that.
骂你两句还行 打你绝对不行 A little foul language maybe, but no way I'm hitting you.
我让你打 你怕什么呀 What is the big deal if I say it's OK?
你让我打我也不能打 Even if you say yes, I say no.
我求你了 Please. If you don't, he won't believe you.
你不打 他怎么能知道你真的急了 If you don't, how will he believe you.
你不打 我怎么能知道我在他心里 是比钱轻还是比钱重呢 How will I know what's more important to him, me or money.
这不是开玩笑 I'm not joking.
挨一个嘴巴 认清一个人 Slap me and I'll find out.
我不冤 I don't mind.
来吧 Come here.
你不打 我恨你 If you don't, I'll hate you.
这叫什么事儿 This is crazy.
要不我给你解开 你先抽我一嘴巴 How about I free you up and you hit me?
抽我一个嘴巴我们摆平 Smack me and we'll be even.
我再喝点儿酒 I need to drink some beer.
我还得再喝点 I need to drink some more.
阮大伟 Ruan Dawei.
你要是不在乎她 If you don't want her.
你就别给钱 Then just keep the money.
疼死了吧 Did it hurt?
我自找的 I asked for it.
该给你打针了 It's time for your shot.
行 OK.
你行 So that's the way you want to play.
别 别 别 Don't! Put it down.
带子录的还算清楚吧 The video clear enough for you?
小芸还是很坚强的 我也是没有办法 不得已你逼的 You didn't leave me much choice.
两小时以后卧佛寺 Meet me at Reclining Buddha Temple in two hours.
咱们一手交钱一手交人 My money for the girl.
行 行 OK. OK.
别带警察 Don't call the police.
行 我什么都不带 I won't bring anyone.
别忘了带钱 Don't forget the money.
行 可我有一条件 Under one condition:
我要见不着你 我可不给钱 I want to see you in person.
我肯定让你见到我 No problem.
拿了钱我还请你吃饭呢 I'll even take you out for lunch after.
千万别耍花招 This is your only chance.
一定要珍惜这次机会 So no tricks.
我要是烦了 If you piss me off...
下次你收到的就不是录像带了 The next thing you'll get isn't a video.
你是想先要小芸的手啊 还是她的耳朵啊 Do you want Xiaoyun's finger or ear?
开着手机 Leave your phone on.
你教我的我都说了 没落下什么吧 I did just like you told me.
忘了冷笑了 Damn I forget the sinister laugh.
我可没让你说手啊 耳朵什么的 I never mentioned body parts.
大伟得气死了 He must be a steaming right now.
如果大伟看了录像带还是不给钱 If he doesn't pay up...
你大话又说出去了 你是不是真的要寄我的耳朵 ...would you really send him my ear?
我寄我的耳朵 I'd send him my ear.
多大的一只耳朵啊 到他那也就成一盘菜了 An ear like that would be a whole meal for Dawei.
他忍心吃吗 He wouldn't have the heart to era it.
还不光剩下哭了 He's cry his eyes out.
他一看就知道那不是我的耳朵 One look and he'd know it wasn't mine.
怎么着大伟 Hey buddy...
约哪了 ...say something.
说话 Talk.
没事儿有我们哥儿几个啊 嘛去啊 Where you want to go?
干嘛去啊 大伟 Where you want to go?
干嘛啊 What do you do?
- 谁拦着我跟谁急 - 都别拦着他 - Who stopped me going to emergency. - Don't stop him.
怎么着大伟 是真想动手 Ruan Dawei, what are you doing? You really want revenge?
行 OK.
我们哥儿几个陪着你 OK, we'll go with you.
那我谢谢哥儿几个了 Thanks.
北京的变化真是太大了 The city's changed so much.
我多少年没上这山了 I haven't been up here in year.
我上学那会儿一大帮同学站在山上 找自己家住的楼 We used to be able to spot all the landmarks even our houses.
找天安门 找民族宫 军事博物馆 现在全淹在高楼大厦里了 Now it's all covered by highrises.
找不着了 All gone.
小时候我也上过香山 I used to come to the Fragrant Hills as a kid too.
其实我是北京人 I'm from Beijing you know.
我和大伟家是邻居 I was Dawei's neighbor.
小时候老跟在他屁股后面转 Followed him everywhere like a shadow.
他老带我到积水潭去游泳 He used to take me swimming at Big Water Pool.
只要他在 我就敢下水 I'd only go in if he was there.
你还知道积水潭呢 可以呀你 You know Big Water Pool?
我们那时候都在八一湖游 We used to swim at August 1st Lake.
我特别喜欢吃他们家的剩饭 I loved his mom's cooking.
尤其是游泳回来的时候 Especially after swimming.
用中午吃剩的菜拌凉饭 别提有多香了 I can smell it now.
还得是带锅巴的那种饭 The kind with the special rice?
啊 你也有吃吗 You too?
有吃 有吃 当然有吃 I can smell it now.
你又学我 Don't mimic me.
我十几岁的时候跟爸妈去了新加坡 I only went to Singapore as a teenager.
去年才回来 Come back last year.
这次回来 我觉得大伟的变化蛮大的 Dawei changed a lot while I was gone.
喂 韩冬 Hello, Han Dong.
你在哪儿呢 我们都到了 Where are you? We're here.
先拜拜佛 净化一下心灵 First go say a prayer and cleanse your soul.
你说你怎么那么麻烦呀你 Why are you such a pain?
我吃不了你 I won't eat you.
不麻烦 I'm not a pain.
咱们俩都慈悲为怀 We're both gentlemen and scholars.
呆会儿见了面 得跟久违重逢的亲兄弟一样 We should be like long lost brothers when me meet.
好 好 好 OK. OK. OK.
见了面我亲死你 Don't worry, I'll hug you to death when I see you.
一会儿我们要动起手来别惊着您 Buddha, don't get upset when we jump him.
您睡您的 我这先给您赔不是 You just keep reclining.
阮大伟 给你二十分钟 You have 20 minutes.
我在香山的镜翠湖等你 Meet me at Tranquil Jade Lake.
好 好 好 OK. OK. OK.
好 上缆车 OK, Get on the gondola?
知道了 OK.
都出来吧 You can come out.
人没在这 They're not here.
真现 还躲呢 Enough with this hiding.
又让人给测了吧 He ditched us again.
他说他在鬼见愁呢 He said he's on top of the hill.
还爬山那 So we have go up there now?
上缆车 上缆车 On the gondola. Come on.
呆会儿我要是逮着他 After we beat him to a pulp...
我先把他抽成一胖子 然后等缆车下来的时候 我再把他从这儿给扔下去 ...we can dump him here on the way down.
伟哥 你又不剁人家啦 Viagra, no more hiding?
那您那刀不白带了吗 That knife might be handy after all.
不剁了 我改摔他了我 No more hiding.
这不行 这太矮 I need somewhere higher.
得找高地儿 It's not high enough here.
这低 It's too low.
从这把他扔下去 不得摔死 If you dump him from up here, won't you kill him?
吓唬吓唬他 过过嘴瘾就完了 He's just talking tough.
这行 这行 行 行 行 This is the place.
就这 就从这儿把他往下扔 We toss him from here.
韩冬 Han Dong.
阮大伟 在这儿呢 Ruan Dawei, I'm here.
我可是守信用的 I kept my part of the bargain,
咱们俩这算是见着面了吧 You've seen me in person.
小芸在上面等着你呢 Xiaoyun is up there waiting for you.
你把钱从这给我扔下来 So throw the money down.
别琢磨了 你也没胆跳下来 还钱吧 Quit staling.
行 你行 You're good.You're good.
你真够高的你 You're very good.
- 扔吧 - 我给你钱 - Throw it. - Here's your money.
纸钱 拿着吧你 你不是要钱吗 留着自己烧去吧你 Take it and burn it, cause it's all fake.
我在上面我要是见不着小芸我跟你没完 韩东 If she's not up there, this isn't the end.
气死我了 这缺德东西 This guy's pissing me off.
哎 大伟那不是小芸吗 Isn't that Xiaoyun?
小芸 Xiaoyun!!
小芸 你怎么不在上头等着我啊 Why didn't you wait for me?
韩冬是不是又欺负你来着 Did he hurt you?
你欺负我了 You're the one who hurt me.
我的命在你手里丢两次了 You would have let me die twice.
停 停 停车呀 Stop this thing.
这怎么停啊这 You can't stop these things.
小芸 她怎么又下来了 She was down again.Xiaoyun,
小芸你在下面等着我 you wait for me at the following.
咱们俩做个公平交易吧 Let's make a deal.
阮大伟欠你的钱 我替他还你 I'll pay you the money Dawei owes you.
两码事儿 这事本来跟你没关系 This has nothing to do with you.
谁欠我钱 我跟谁要 我要的着你的钱吗 I don't want your money.
现在跟我有关系了 It has to do with me now.
这钱不是白给你的 This money isn't for nothing.
我有我的条件 算是我花钱雇你 I want to hire you.
你又要干嘛 What are you talking about?
我要你跟我好 I want you to be my boyfriend.
太快了吧 You sure do move fast.
怎么也得再接触几天 Shouldn't we spend some time together first.
我倒是也不嫌你难看 But you aren't bad looking.
我嫌你难看 You are.
那你就是爱我这人 不重外表 So you love me for my personality.
想什么美事儿呢 In your dreams.
我是雇你跟我好 I'm hiring you as my boyfriend.
不是真好是假好 气那该死的阮大伟 It's just pretend to piss off Dawei.
那你找别人吧 Then find somebody else.
我就找你 Nope.
别人他不会生那么大的气 He'll only freak if it's you.
那就真好 要不吃完面我就送你回医院 Or how about I take you back to the hospital.
两条道你自己挑 Those are your two choices.
你还威胁起我来了 Don't give me ultimatums.
我告诉你 我也给你两条道 I'm giving you two choices.
要么假装跟我好 要么去坐牢 Either pretend to be my boyfriend or do time.
绑架勒索 非法拘禁 蓄意伤害 你的罪可真不轻啊 Kidnapping and assault are pretty serious charges.
那都是你让我干的 You told me to do that stuff.
所以只有我才能洗清你的罪名 So only I can clear your name.
我不是在跟你开玩笑 I'm not joking.
我是在很严肃地威胁你 你晓得你的处境吧 This is a threat.
你还给我两条道 You give me two choices?
你只有一条道 Well ,I give you one:
照我说的做 Do what I say or else.
你太阴险了 You are too cruel.
现在还想我真的跟你好吗 Still think I want you for a boyfriend?
我就是真的跟你好 你敢要我吗 And even if I did ,would you want me back?
好好想想吧 等着你的决定 While you think about it.
该给我打针了 Give me my shot.
吃完面再打 After I'm clone eating.
那就现在打 OK ,now is good too.
你特想扎死我吧 You want to prick me to death, don't you?
恩 有气儿 There were bubbles.
我一直在做激烈的思想斗争 I've been struggling inside
杀你 还是不杀你 Should I kill you or not?
事情走到这一步了 按道理来说 At this stage in the game,
应该杀了你 I probably should,
可你跟我又是一伙儿的 But we're also on the same side,
你弄得我很矛盾 侬晓得吧 I'm totally confused.
给我 给我 你躺着去 Give that to me.Go lie down.
面对现实吧 Face reality.
你这个人呐 我已经是非常了解的 I know you're type.
你能好成什么样儿 我不知道 I'm not sure how good you can be...
你能坏成什么样儿 我还是比较清楚 ...but pretty sure how bad.
那也得看我有没有出路 It depends on my options.
你刚才给我指的那条道 对我来说是条死路 The one you just gave me is a dead end.
我本来挺有理的 可我要是把你给勾搭了 If I become your boyfriend...
那阮大伟还不兹见我就抽啊 ...Ruan Dawei will tear me to shreds.
我还不敢还手 我理亏呀 And I'll have no excuse to fight back.
甭说是假好 就算是真好 见天挨大嘴巴 我见了阮大伟就抱头鼠窜 那也不值得呀 Ruan Dawei will get me slapped, and I will run away every time I see him.
您倒是出了气了 Sure, you get out your anger...
他可把气都得撒我身上 ...but I get a lifetime of fat lips.
我说这还算是轻的 And that'd if I'm lucky.
说不定他失去理智一气之下 把我给宰了也没准儿 He might just go nuts and bash my head in.
要是那样的话 If I'm gonna walk down that dead end...
我还不如现在就把你给收拾了 反正我左右也没有活路 I might as well just do you right here and now.
那我还给你钱呢 But I'm paying YOU-
你怎么不算这笔帐啊 Doesn't that count for something?
那你要真想气他 舍得花钱雇我 If you really want to get him back and hire me...
我也不好推辞 then I guess I'm in.
我还生他一肚子气呢 治他的招儿多了 犯坏谁不会呀 But I want payback too.
他不是心疼钱吗 He's money crazy right?
那咱就变着法儿让他花钱 How about we make him waste some off it?
不花还不成 饶着花了钱还得气他一个半死 That should get him in a good lather.
那也行 Sounds good.
你要真想跟我好 If you really want me...
等我把这事了了 我跟你去新加坡 ...after this I'll go to Singapore with you.
我什么时候说真跟你好啦 When did I say I want you?
这里是阮大伟先生的府邸吗 Is this Mr. Ruan Dawei home?
是 是 是 Yes,
这是阮先生定的餐 This is the banquet he ordered.
慰劳兄弟们的 He said it was to thank his buddies.
这怎么话说的 来 来 里边 里边 Really?
往里面走 Then please come right in.
伟哥 伟哥 Viagra.
哥哥 太客气 Viagra,you are too cool.
这不就跟你坐了趟缆车吗 用不着这么破费 All we did was take a gondola ride with you.
破费 我跟你们哥儿几个还有什么客气的 What the hell are you talking about?
大伟 过了 Viagra, you are too polite.
就是 你的事就是我们的事 还摆什么席呀 Yeah, your thing is our thing, there is no need to entertain.
客气 Too polite.
您点的澳洲龙虾 You Australian lobster.
绍兴乌鸡 Your Shaoxing Black Chicken.
您的蛇 活的 Your snake. It's live.
躲我远点 Keep that thing away from me.
路易十三 八千 给您打开了 Sir, your Louis XIII cognac.8,000.
多少钱 多少钱 How much?
谁让你们来的 Who told you to come here?
阮大伟先生 Mr.Ruan Dawei.
我就是 That'd me,
我怎么不知道 so how come I don't know about this?
电话 人名 地址都对 不会错的 The address, phone number, name are all correct.
那谁付钱呢 So who's paying for all this.
您啊 You are.
我明白了 I get it.
喂 Hello.
阮大伟先生点的菜你们给送过去了吗 Have you delivered Ruan Dawei meal yet?
没有 没有 送过去了 就好 No, that's all.
我就是不放心 怕耽误他请客 谢谢 Just wanted to make sure it got there. Thanks.
小芸呀 菜都给他送过去了 Xiaoyun.His food was delivered.
他就是一口不吃也得付钱 Even if he doesn't touch a bite, he still has to pay.
你的招数蛮过分的 You are so wicked.
一瓶路易十三就要八千多块钱 You know a bottle of Louis is more than 8,000.
大伟心都要停跳啦 I bet his heart stopped.
他那儿肯定有一大堆警察忙前忙后的好几天了 The cops have probably been so busy these clays
能点的大菜我都点齐了 I ordered all the most expensive food for him.
警察一定夸大伟 The cops must think that this guy
懂事 知道疼人 Smart.Sensitive.
佑计这会儿 你大伟哥已经喝高了 I bet Dawei's totally would drink too more.
来 来 喝 大伟 Viagra.
大伟 这一瓶酒都让你一个人给喝了 You nearly finished the bottle.
你让我们哥儿几个也尝点 Dawei, let us at least have a sip.
去 去 截住他 截住他 Grab him.
- 慢点 慢点 - 这八千多 你等逮着韩冬咱再喝 - Slow down. - You can finish it when we get Han Dong.
我们不喝 我们就看一眼那瓶儿行吗 We just want to look at the battle.
你看在眼睛里头就拔不出来了 You won't know what you're looking at.
拔得出来 Yes we will.
都是外文 你看也瞎看 It's all foreign words.You don't know it.
大伟今儿是真喝高了 Dawei's had hid fill today.
架着 架着 Come on.
走 走 走 Get him up.
起来大伟 起来 Over by the bed.
把瓶拿来 Give me the bottle.
不成 No.
你抱着瓶儿睡 回头倒了不都糟蹋了吗 The bottle will break if you sleep with it.
那也不能让伟哥站着睡呀 Well we can't make him sleep standing up.
- 不成 - 来 来 来 大伟 - No - Viagra.
大伟 想吐吗 Do you need to puke?
想 那我也不吐 Yeah, but I won't
我舍不得 I don't want to be separated...
十三 路易的 ...from my Louis,
来了 来了 来了 Coming
是阮先生家吗 Is this Mr.Ruan's house?
是 是 是 Yeah
这怎么话说的 这是又送晚饭来了这是 Are you guys bringing dinner?
我们是足底保健按摩中心的 We're from the foot message center.
是阮先生叫我们到家里来给各位 做足底保健按摩的 Mr.Ruan ordered messages for everyone.
那是您捏 还是他们捏 Will you be massaging or them?
我还没有学会呢 I haven't learned yet.
我只负责收钱 I only collect the money.
那也请 那也请 Well come on in.
来 来 哥几个 里头请 里头请 Go on in.
辛苦 辛苦 辛苦 谢谢 谢谢 里头 里头 伟哥想得可太周到了 Viagra covered all the bases this time.
韩冬 你也太欺负人了你 Han Dong.You've gone too far this time.
大伟 睡醒了 Hey, Viagra.
赶紧来走一气 You're awake.
真舒坦 那谁 那谁 你给伟哥腾个地儿 Make room for Viagra.
- 别介 正爽着呢 - 我说大伟 这不就跟你去了趟香山吗 - No. I'm having fun. - We only went with you to the Fragrant Hills.
这要但分不是搞旅游的绝想不了这么周到 Only a tourism guy would come up with service like this.
我说师傅 我除了肺不好还哪不好 Besides bad lungs, what else is bad?
心脏有点不好 Your heart.
我这心也不好 My heart too?
是阮大伟 阮先生打电话叫你们来的吧 Did Ruan Dawei ask you to come?
是 阮先生说都是他的铁哥们 让我们一定服务好 Yes, he said it was for his best buddies.
买单吧 买单吧 Give me the bill.
别介啊 大伟 我们哥儿几个还想捏捏全身呢 Not yet, we want to have the full body massage.
不行啊大伟 我还得做一头部 I want a head message.
行 行 行 OK.
一会儿我给你们捏 我捏死你们 I'll message you to a pulp in a minute if you keep this up
那发票是给您开文具啊 还是走礼品啊 Should I make the receipt out for stationary or gifts?
走礼品 都给我走人 Gifts? How about you just get the hell out of here
别让我逮着你 Don't let me catch you.
你别让我逮着你 Don't let me catch you.
别让我逮着你 Don't let me catch you.
韩冬 Han Dong , you little shit.
滚蛋 Get out.
谁叫阮大伟 Who's Ruan Dawei?
爷爷我就是 You're grand-daddy! I am.
看见没有 这就是典型的狂躁型 Observe gentlemen, a classic case of dementia.
不犯病时跟好人一样 拿下 At other times, he would appear normal. Grab him.
我本来就是好人 你们干什么呀 I am normal.
干什么 你们 What are you doing?
- 闪开 - 起来 - Stand aside. - Stand aside.
你敢 你敢 你 你 你 You wouldn't.
这样的人撒到社会上 可是很危险的 These are the people who endanger society.
怎么回事 What are you doing?
怎么打人呀你们 Who do think you are?
我们是精神病院的 We're from the mental hospital.
是一姓韩的先生打的求救电话 说这阮大伟犯病了 A man named Han called and said Mr. Ruan was crazed...
让我们多来几个人 ...and to bring some extra men.
看来我们来的还是很及时 Look like we got here just in time.
又是韩冬 Must have been Han Dong.
大伟没事吧 Dawei. Are you okay?
这这是一场误会 这是有人老陷害大伟 This is a mistake. Someone's trying to screw Ruan Dawei.
得得 你们走吧 你们走吧 Get out.
那把出诊费先给咱结了吧 Please settle the bill first.
白电了 ...pain...
听见没有 You heard him,
这就给你们买单 he says he'll pay.
我说他白电我呀 I said I'm in pain.
要不你把单结了 How about you pick this one up?
我穿裙子好看吗 How do I look?
是不是太瘦了 Am I too skinny?
你要站一喷水池边上不动 Stand next to a fountain...
肩膀上脸上再落点鸽子粪 ...with some pigeons on your head...
就特像一希腊雕像 ...and you could be a Greek statue.
想不到你形容美好事物的能力这么强 You have such a way with words.
你别说这两天看惯了 也觉不出你难看了 I've been checking you out.
小眯缝眼还挺有神 You're a fine young filly.
应该跟大伟要二十万 I should have demanded 200,000
没想到一块蒙沙发的布 Who would have thought...
你居然会做成一条裙子 ...you could make a dress from a sofa slip.
你的心还蛮细的嘛 You're a sweaty.
谢谢 Thanks.
刚才我给大伟打了一个电话 I just called Dawei.
基本上已经给气成半疯了 He's half crazed.
我看后面那俩毒招就别使了 Maybe we should cancel our plans.
你心软了 Are you getting soft on me?
说实话 都是人民内部矛盾 能有多大仇 What's the use?
恶心恶心他就行了 我要真是一混蛋 他也不敢不给我钱 Just to add that extra spite?
那这事就这么完了 So we just end it like this?
那不这么完了 又怎么着 Why not?
有那功夫和他捣乱 我还不如赶紧挣我的钱去 At least then I get back to making some money.
这长城卡里有十万块钱 你拿去吧 This Great Wall card has 100,000 on it.It's yours.
我说话算话 Just like I promise.
可是我有句话想问你 But I want to ask you a question.
如果让你做一个选择 If you had a choice between that money and me...
你会选择这十万块钱还是我 ...which would you choose?
当然你可以不回答 因为我这个问题太笨了 You don't have to answer if you don't want.
我选择钱 The truth? I'd choose the money.
我说的都是心里话 我用不着装孙子 '1 thought so.
你太让我失望了 You've let me down terribly!
你们这些人 对金钱的欲望连起码的掩饰都没有 What is it with you guys? You flip over money...
对女人最起码的尊重都不知道 ...but don't have the least respect for women.
哪怕是说谎 At lease most guys would pretend...
哪怕是一边说我选择你 一边手伸向钱 ...to care about me.
你们连谎都懒得撒 真是太可怕了 But you? Not even that.
我特伤你自尊心吧 Did I hurt your self-esteem?
你别臭美了 You sure have a high opinion of yourself.
这个选择只是一个假设 It was just a question.
我知道你跟阮大伟没有区别 You and Dawei are the same.
你们根本不知道 什么是应该最珍惜的 You have no idea what is worth treasuring.
你呀 你用不着教我怎么做人 知道吗 Who do you think you are?
我是什么货色 我心里清楚 I don't need you to lecture me.
我也知道我最应该珍惜什么 I know what is important...
我跟你表白不着 but it's no use explaining.
你以为你是谁 Who do you think you are?
我倒真想知道什么是你最珍惜的 I'd love to know what that is.
在你心里还有什么比钱更重要的 What's more precious to you than money?
有吗 Anything?
没有 No.
这会儿才来 You're late today.
这是谁 Who is this?
我大姐 My big sister.
怎么会这样 What happened to her?
车祸 一家三口都在车上 A car accident.
姐夫 孩子没到医院就不行了 Her husband and kid died.
大姐的命是保住了 就是成了植物人 She survived but is brain dead.
我就这么一亲人了 She's my only relative.
也是最疼我的人 I was her favorite.
我大姐命苦 Her life was hard.
伺候完了我妈 又伺候我爸 Always taking care of others,
我爸脑血检 一躺就是好几年 When my clad had a stroke,
我姐是一点儿罪没让他受过 she was his nurse for years.
自己是一天好日子也没过过 But she never had any life of her own.
人都说我爸妈生这个女儿太值了 Everyone said she was the best daughter ever.
我爸临终时嘱咐我 Before my clad died he told me:
说你姐有一天要是躺下了 "If anything happens to your sister...
你一定要好好替我们报答她 别让你姐 全都伺候完了 自己躺着没人管 寒了她的心 ...you take care of her for me."
有的人也劝我 Later, people asked me why I spend so much money...
说植物人花这么多钱维持着没有意义 ...keeping a vegetable alive.
她什么也不知道 She doesn't know anyway, right?
没事 没事 Everything's fine.
回头我给她擦擦 I'll sponge her myself.
我有时候也想 Sometimes I think,
都三年多了 it's three years since the accident.
我这当弟弟的心也算是尽到了 I've clone my duty as her brother.
不行就拔管子叹 Maybe I should pull the plug.
可是每次到这时候我又想 But then I think,
要是调一个儿呢 what if I was in her place?
姐姐会怎么对我 What would she do?
她肯定甭提多难 也得让我有这口气 I know the answer.
所以我得让姐姐活着 So I have to keep her alive.
你说我把金钱看得比什么都重要 You say money's most important to me.
没钱我就没姐姐了 With no money, I have no sister.
她躺在那儿 好歹我还算有个家 She's my family.
我让呼台每天都呼她一次 要不她想我 I think she knows everything that's going on...
我猜我姐心里什么都知道 就是哪里都动不了 表达不出来 ...she just can't move or express herself.
你怎么不告诉大伟你姐的事情 Why haven't you told Dawei about your sister.
我就是一给他包车的司机 又不是朋友 I'm his driver, not his friend.
跟他说得着吗 Even if my sister was fine...
钱是我辛辛苦苦挣的 没我姐的事他也该给 ...he should still pay me for my work.
那你为什么告诉我 So why did you tell me?
一时糊涂呗 You pissed me off...
让你给气的 so I must have let my guard down.
这几天我一直在观察你 I've been watching you.
你这个人蛮有意思的 You're a strange one.
有时候你像个唯利是图的小人 Sometimes you seem like a money grubber...
有时候对人又蛮真诚的 ...but others you're a decent guy.
心地蛮善良的 我还是 I'm as sweet as honey, I am.
讨厌 Jerk.
你老不好好跟人家说话 Can't you have a serious conversation?
是不是我也得夸你两句 Maybe I should flatter you a little bit too?
夸吧 Fire away.
让我也高兴高兴 I could use it.
你最大的优点就是在关键时刻能大义灭亲 Your best quality is that you are decisive when you need to be.
说翻脸就翻脸 You would bust your own mom.
你这样的稍微训练一下 With a little practice...
只要敢下黑手 率领一国际恐怖组织绰绰有余 ...you could be the leather of a terrorist group.
连南斯拉夫的仇你都能报喽 Maybe even clean up Yugoslavia.
晦 我本来想夸你敢作敢为来着 说着说着把你形容成一女流氓了 Sorry, I was just trying to say how cool you are and you come out a hooligan.
你是个让人放心的人 I feel at ease with you.
你悠着点儿 You should take it easy.
我今天想喝多 I want to drink tonight.
我还是歇了吧 I better get to bed.
待会儿要是来电话你接 争取拖延这通话时间 When he calls, try to keep him on the phone.
好的 好的 好的 What do I do?
我们这儿一分钟就定位 We can pinpoint his location in a minute.
真的 You can do that?
你既不能答应他的条件 Don't agree to any questions,
也不能拒绝他 but don't reject them either.
那我说什么 Then what can I say?
你就问人质情况 争取亲自跟她通话 Just ask about the hostage and speak with her if you can.
我们需要知道她 现在是不是安全 We need to know if her life's in any danger.
她肯定安全 She's safe.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
他没这胆儿 Cause he's gutless.
让人家测了个溜够 还嘴硬呢 你早就该报案 You should have reported this earlier.
他管你要多少赎金啊 How much money is he asking for?
九万八 Ninety-eight thousand yuan.
那不多呀 怎么还有整有零啊 That's all?
这两天他给你打电话要钱了吗 Has he called to ask for the money?
他没找我要钱他尽让我花钱了 No. He's just made me spend money.
这什么路子 What is he thinking?
跟你讲 别让他再往你那 招捏脚送饭的了 影响不好 Listen. Don't let him send foot massagers or meal delivery service to you
他要是听我的 我不就不给你们添麻烦了吗 If he had listened to me, I wouldn't have called you.
你得接电话 Are you going to answer it?
一定要拖延时间 拖延时间 知道吗 Remember, keep him on the line.
知道了 I see.
喂 Hello.
你在哪儿呢 Where are you?
让人质说话 人质 Ask about the hostage.
这就是人质 I'm talking to the hostage.
大伟 我在哪儿并不重要 Viagra. It's not important where am I.
从离开医院到现在 我一直都很安全 I'm not in any danger,
没有人绑架我 and no one kidnapped me.
也没有人限制我自由 I've been free to do whatever I want.
和韩冬在一起是我自愿的 I'm with Han Dong because I want to be.
是姓韩的逼你说的吧 Did he tell you to say that?
他是不是又打你了 Did he hit you again?
没有人伤害我 If anyone hurt me,
如果有的话那也是你 it was you.
给你寄录像带是我的主意 The video was my idea...
因为当时我很想知道你是不是真的在乎我 ...because I wanted to find out if you cared about me.
现在我已经不关心了 Now I don't care.
你欠韩冬的钱你应该还给人家 你没有道理 You should pay Han Dong the money you owe.
当然 你还不还韩冬的钱 是你们俩的事 现在跟我已经没有关系了 But that's between you two.
你欠韩冬九万八 是吗 So you owe him 98,000?
是 Yes.
再给我放一遍录音 Let me hear the tape again.
我知道他们位置了 I've located them.
哪儿呢 Where?
我给你锁定在一百米之内 I can pinpoint it within 100 meters.
这不是咱们分局吗 Hey, that's our police station.
对呀 Yeah.
老丁 老丁 Chief, come on.
说 Go ahead.
韩冬已经投案了 韩冬已经投案了 Han Dong has turned himself in.
撤 Let's go.
我跟你说 I told you.
冒充他人名义订餐 那也是违法的 It's illegal to order food in someone else's name.
好好想想 Think long and hard.
老老实实把事情的经过都写出来 I want you to write out everything that happened.
我们的政策你知道吧 And remember our police?
惩前毖后 Learn from your mistakes...
治病救人 Rehabilitate the offender.
别老想着治病 前面那两句呢 What about the other part?
坦白从严 Leniency for lying,
抗拒从宽 punishment for confessing.
什么 什么 从什么 What did you say?
对不起 我太紧张了 是从宽 抗拒才从严呢 I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous.
一点法制观念都没有 You are hopeless.
写吧 Go on, write.
这儿不让抽烟 This is a no-smoking area.
我抽了吗 Am I smoking?
集中精力想你自个儿的问题 Mind your own business.
不要因为刘小芸给你写了个证明材料 你就觉得自己占天大理了 是不是 Don't think Liu Xiaoyun's statement clears you.
最起码 你也是有那个绑架的动机 I'm sure you at least intended to kidnap her.
刘小姐 你放心 Ms. Liu, don't worry.
我们决不会冤枉一个好人 We won't charge an innocent man...
同时呢 更不会放过一个坏人 ...but we also won't let a guilty man go.
特别是不能放过一个坏人 Yeah, don't let a guilty man go.
你给我坐下来 You, sit down and shut up.
我们在这调查呢 你坐在桌子上像什么样子 We are conducting an investigation here.
公安大哥 Big brother...
我分得清楚谁是好人谁是坏人 I know the difference between right and wrong.
你的证词 对我们给这个案子定性很关键 Your testimony is the key to this case
如果像你说的那样 你的人身自由没有受到威胁 If like you say, Han Dong didn't hurt you...
韩冬也没有伤害你 ...or restrict your movement...
那我们就不能给这个案子定成绑架罪 ...then there's no case for kidnapping.
你敢说他没打你 You're saying he didn't hit you?
那录像带呢 What about the video?
那大嘴巴抽的 公安大哥也看见了 Big brother saw it too.
这就是证据 That's solid evidence.
傻了吧 Dummy.
那是演戏给你看的 It was an act I put on for you.
假的 We just pretended to hit me.
你怎么不拘他 你怎么不拘他 How can you not arrest him?
就这么完了 It can't end this way.
不能就这么完了 他这算是绑架 He kidnapped her.
是不是绑架 你说了不算 That's not for you or me to decide.
我说了呢也不算 Or for me.
那谁说了算 Than who does?
谁说了算 法律说了算 The law.
刘小姐 谢谢你 Ms. Liu, thanks for your help.
你安心养病 有事呐 我们会找你 Get better soon and call if you need us.
你就这么走了 So you're just going like that?
要不你跟我们一块儿走 Unless you want to come with me?
行 我不去 Sure. No, I'm not going...
你怎么帮他说话呢 你到底跟谁一头的 How come you're on his side?
他是不是跟你这儿耍流氓来着 Are you two doing the nasty?
你无聊 Give me a break,
那他没跟你耍流氓 他怎么就得了肺结核了呢 那肯定是 Then how do you explain how he got pneumonia?
大伟 我是为了你才回来的 I came back to Beijing for you.
你摸着良心说 You should ask yourself...
你真的在乎我吗 ...if you still want me,
你在乎钱 if it's money you want...
九万八你就把我卖了 ...then just sell me for 98,000.
你要不给我作证 If you didn't bake me,
我现在就是一保外就医的犯人 I'd be in a prison infirmary right now.
大伟很生气我为你开脱 Dawei's really pissed about it.
他现在脾气很坏 我觉得你应该把你姐姐的事告诉他 I think you should tell him about your sister.
你可答应过我这事不让他知道 我用不着让躺着的人为站着的人摆平这件事 Why should I justify my actions to him?
可我担心他报复你 他咽不下这口气 I'm afraid he's going to come after you.
没错 还是小芸了解我 She's right. You should listen to her.
大伟 你不要乱来 Don't you touch him.
我送钱来了 I brought you your money.
欠债还钱天经地义 Now it's clean slate.
吃吧 挺甜的 吃吧 Go on, eat up,
别噎着你 Don't choke.
幸福死你 We don't want you to die from too much pleasure.
钱就算了 Forget the money.
我把你折腾得也不善 你也没少破费 The money I made you spend makes us even.
一码是一码 该我还的钱我还 You get what's owed you...
该你挨的揍你就得挨 ...whether money or a good thrashing.
走开 你这是干什么你 Leave him alone. What are you doing?
我的傻妹妹 Don't worry, my girl.
我不打有病的人 I don't beat up sick people.
我等他好了 我再收拾他 I'll beat him up after he gets better.
滴得太慢了 Hey, that drips too low.
早康复一秒钟怎么也得滴五滴呀 This way you'll never get better.
大夫 大夫 Doctor.
我告诉你 By the way...
新病房我已经给你仃好了 ...I already booked you an emergency room bed...
到时候你也不用再办住院手续了 ...that way you can go straight from here to there.
直接从内科转到外科就得了 Save us all same time.
看见没有 瞅清楚了 这是你的钱 See this,
十万 this is the 100,000 I owe you.
咱这码算清了 Even Steven.
你多给了两千 That's 2,000 too much.
多出来的那是外科的住院费 The extra is for the injuries coming to you.
没准还得转骨科呢 疼吗 还挺有劲 Does that hurt?
我这病可传染 You know I'm contagious.
大伟你别这样 人家发烧呢 Stop it, Dawei, he's got a fever.
太平间凉快 那儿能退烧 Maybe we should cool him off in the morgue.
你觉得这样有意思吗 有意思吗 You think you're being cool?
有意思 特别有意思 Very.
你出去 你别怕他 Don't be afraid.
我让着他呢 He's lucky I let him go.
叛徒 Traitor.
来斡旋的吧 Here to mediate?
我告诉你 根本就没有和平解决的方案 There is no peaceful settlement to this case...
你也就甭费这劲了 我谁的面儿都不给 ...so don't bother.
你这是干什么 Why are you doing this?
你说呢 What do you think?
为了我 For me?
你说呢 What do you think?
非打不可吗 You have to resort to violence.
那你说呢 What do you think?
打人可是犯法的 It's illegal to hit people.
他绑你就不犯法 But he can hit you?
我打他就犯法 那法律都是给我一个人定的 I think I'll decide what's legal or not.
你打他和打我一样 Hitting him will be the same as hitting me.
那就算是误伤 我先给你道个歉 Then I'll apologize to you now.
你也可以把我这玻璃砸了 You can break my window if you want...
往我这屋里头扔鸡蛋 ...or throw an egg,
西红柿 墨水瓶 or tomato or ink bottle at me.
回头我在院里头给你降个半旗 I'll even fly a flag at half mast.
你还敢打我 You wouldn't dare.
我不打 I won't hit you.
我留着劲儿打他 I'm saving my energy for him.
你讨厌 You're such a jerk.
又给你送花来了 还是那个叫阮大伟的 More flowers for you from that guy Ruan Dawei.
这人跟你什么关系 Who is he anyway?
怎么跟你那么亲呢 一天一束花 A bouquet a clay.
他比谁都惦记着我 The one person who misses me most.
我这病快好了吧 Am I almost better?
你这是急性的 好得快 再有两天就可以出院了 You should be ready to go in a couple of clays.
您说能转成慢性的吗 What if my condition becomes chronic?
不会的 你放心吧 It won't.
就不能想想办法 现在医学这么发达 Can't you make it chronic?
转成慢性的一定很容易 Use some advanced technology or something.
不烧啊 You're not feverish.
怎么尽说些胡话呀 So where's that nonsense coming from.
韩冬 小芸跟我这儿呢 Han Dong. Xiaoyun's here with me.
你要是想见她 你就麻利儿地过来挨一顿暴揍 If you want her, I get a crack at you first.
你让我出了这口气 After I'm clone,
你就可以把她领走 you can take her with you.
你要是怕挨揍 您就跟医院里面熬着 If you're scared, you can stay there...
回头我也给你寄一份录像带去 ...but I might send you a video this time.
我不打小芸 No, it won't be of me hitting her.
我让你看看 我是怎么爱她的 I want you to see me love her.
等着吧 我今儿就是想看看他到底有没有胆儿来 I just want to see if he has the guts to come here.
你也别光考验我 You wanted to test me?
咱也考验考验他 Well, we're going test him too.
子鼠 丑牛 寅虎 卯兔 Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
辰龙 巳蛇 午马 未羊 dragon, snake, horse, ram,
申猴 酉鸡 戍狗 亥猪 monkey, chicken, dog, pig,
十二个生肖 就十二年 Twelve zodiacs, twelve years.
十二年本是一个循环 Twelve years, one cycle appears.
人与人 没完没了的恨与爱 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天与地 没完没了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
没完没了的喜怒哀乐 Endless sadness and joys.
没完没了的苦辣酸甜 Endless sweet and sour, silence and noise.
没完没了的春夏秋冬 Endless winter, spring, summer, fall.
没完没了的刮风下雨和雷电 Endless wind, rain and thunder's call.
没完没了的辞旧岁 Endless farewells to year after year.
没完没了的迎新年 Endless greetings to another new year.
十二年又是一个循环 Twelve more years, the cycle reappears.
子鼠 丑牛 寅虎 卯兔 Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
辰龙 巳蛇 午马 未羊 dragon, snake, horse, ram,
申猴 酉鸡 戍狗 亥猪 monkey, chicken, dog, pig,
十二个生肖 十二年 Twelve zodiacs, twelve years.
十二年本是一个循环 Twelve years ,one cycle appears.
人与人 没完没了的恨与爱 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天与地 没完没了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
没完没了的喜怒哀乐 Endless sadness and joys.
没完没了的苦辣酸甜 Endless sweet and sour, silence and noise.
没完没了的春夏秋冬 Endless winter, spring, summer, fall.
没完没了的刮风下雨和雷电 Endless wind, rain and thunder's call.
没完没了的辞旧岁 Endless farewells to year after year.
没完没了的迎新年 Endless greetings to another new year.
十二年又是一个循环 Twelve more years, the cycle reappears.
病好了 All better?
小芸呢 Where's Xiaoyun?
你还小芸 On a first name basis are you?
小芸是你叫的吗 你才跟她一块儿呆了几天呐 You think just cause I'm out of the picture...
你以为你给我搅和黄了你就有戏啦 ...that you can just step right in?
别自作多情了 Don't kid yourself.
人早回新加坡了 She left for Singapore.
阮总 Mr. Ruan.
这钱我不要了 I don't want your money.
你不是想揍我吗 You want to beat me up.
我也不愿意等了 Well, I don't want to wait any longer.
呦 你还想剁我是怎么着你 So you're going to attack me now?
你不就想出这口气吗 You want me right?
你想要我哪儿就随便剁 Well here's a knife. Go ahead and chop.
剁完了 从今后咱们俩谁也不欠谁的 But when you're clone,
别慎着了 we'll be even.
动手吧 Go on, chop.
高 You're good.
真高 Very good.
没想到你还是一青皮 我是真想揍你一顿 I want to give you a licking.
我也是真想交你这么一个朋友 But I also started to kind of like you.
你姐姐的事 小芸都告诉我了 Xiaoyun told me about your sister.
这钱是我欠你的 This money is your,
你该要 so take it.
我要真想打你 你不要这钱你也躲不过去 不过你应该把这钱还给人家小芸 But Xiaoyun's really the one who should get it.
人家替你交了住院费 She paid for your sister's hospital bill.
别臭美 Don't get a big head.
不是冲你 是冲你姐 She did it for your sister, not for you.
她什么时候走的 When did she leave?
人前脚走你后脚就到了 You're just a step behind her.
就差一步 还是没缘份吧 Looks like it wasn't meant to be after all.
我就是真剁了你又怎么着 Maybe I should have given him a damn chop or two.
高 You're good.
真高 Very good.
我是小芸 It's me.
我已经在机场了 I'm already at the airport.
能不走吗 Can't you stay?
我答应大伟了 我必须得走 I promised Dawei I would leave.
那我得把钱还给你 But I still have to pay you back.
好好照顾你姐姐 Just take of your sister.
为了爱你的人 健康地活着吧 Stay healthy for the ones who love you.
喂 人在呢 人在呢 人在呢 Hey! I'm here. Wait, I'm here.
吓坏了吧 Gave you a scare ,huh?
是痰堵住了呼吸道 Her windpipe was blocked,
- 已经给吸出来了 没事 - 谢谢 谢谢 but we cleared it.Thank you.
放心吧 你姐她生命力很强 去看看吧 Don't worry. She has a strong will to live.
姐 我知道早晚有一天 Sister.I know one clay,
我怎么想留也留不住你 I won't be able to keep you from going.
可你现在不能走 But not now.
我心里发过誓 I couldn't take it,
无论如何我得让你过了这个年 Just hang on for the new year, OK?
过了年就是二十一世纪了 It's almost the 21st century.
昨晚我梦见爸妈问我 I dreamt last night about clad.
咱们这个家散了吗 He asked if our family was finished.
我说没有 I told him no.
我在 姐姐也在 I'm still here and so are you.
爸妈说 Dad said.
那就好 "That's good. .."
我记得小时候你带我玩儿 Remember when we played as kids?
你老跟我说 You told that everything would be fine...
到二十一世纪就好了 ...in the 21st century...
不愁吃不愁穿 家家过的都是好日子 ...that everyone would have enough to be happy.
那时候我想 那得是多遥远的一个日子呀 It seemed so far away back then.
时间过得真快 眼看就要到了 But it's flown by.
身边就你一个亲人了 You're all I have left.
你得活着 You have to hang on.
你要是也走了 家里一个亲人都没了 If you go, then I'll be alone.
那叫什么好日子呀 How happy would that be?
姐 好日子还是来了 Looks like happy clays are here after all.
回来了 You're back.
还走吗 Will you leave again?
数了多少年 Counted many years.
绕了多少圈 Seen many tears.
数到了世纪末 A new century awaits.
绕到了千禧之年 One thousand years abate.
数了多少年 Counted many years.
绕了多少圈 Seen many tears.
数到了世纪末 A new century awaits.
绕到了千禧之年 One thousand years abate.
人与人没完没了的恨与爱 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天与地 没完没了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
没完的喜怒哀乐日复一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
春夏秋冬年复一年 Winter, spring, summer, fall, year in year out.
人与人没完没了的恨与爱 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天与地 没完没了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
没完的喜怒哀乐日复一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
冬天过去又是春天 Winter, with its passing, gives life to spring.
人与人没完没了的恨与爱 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天与地 没完没了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire,
没完的喜怒哀乐日复一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
春夏秋冬年复一年 Winter, spring, summer, fall, year in year out.
人与人没完没了的恨与爱 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天与地 没完没了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
没完的喜怒哀乐日复一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
冬天过去又是春天 Winter, with its passing, gives life to spring.
又是春天 Gives life to spring.