外頭那輛印的跟花瓜似的車是您的嗎 Is that psychedelic van outside yours?
嗯 Yes.
讓警察給拖走了 The police just towed it.
哎 人在呢 人在呢 人在呢 I'm here! I'm here!
人在呢 人在呢 人在呢 I'm here!
松開 我告訴你這危險 Take your hand away from the door.
不用敬 不用敬 Don't salute.
- 你手 撒手 你撒手 - 我不讓你敬 不讓你敬 Take your hand away from the door. Please don't salute.
我告訴你 我敬完了 I'm clone saluting, so let go.
行駛證 駕駛證 License and registration.
包著活兒呢 頭發少 特快就完 I know it's no parking.
知道不讓停車 I figured with so little hair, I'd be right out.
知道不讓停你停 So you knew, but parked anyway.
你這叫明知故犯知道嗎 That's a premeditated of fence.
我給你說 拖車費二百 違章停車罰二百 Two hundred for the law, two hundred for the fine.
回頭帶著錢 到西城支隊執法站取車去 Have the money when you pick up your van.
我得的不是肺癌吧 你千萬別騙我 It's not pneumonia is it? Don't lie to me.
你得的是肺疥 It's TB.
你可別跟他們說你是從新加坡來的 Listen, don't tell them you're from Singapore.
嗯 知道 Know.
收費理念不一樣 Because of different remuneration.
像什麽理念吶 互動啊 Remuneration.
你們海外的這些詞盡量少說 Don't use any of those fancy words.
這個樣子啊 It look like this.
蠻煩人的啊 But what a bloody bother.
煩 別加蠻 Just say bother, no "bloody".
你好 京華旅行社 Hello, Jinghua Travel.
好 好 好 OK. OK. OK.
我現在就得帶著你那個希望之旅那團進山裏邊 Looks like I have to take you tour into the countryside.
好好養病 Feel better.
你就是呆不住 Can't leave fast enough can you?
哦 對了 好幾天都沒親你了 Oh I get it, been a few clays since you got a smooch?
不成 你這病傳染 Better not. Don't want to catch your cold.
等你好了 好了我親死你 When you're better, then I'll kiss you to death.
走了啊 那邊還等著我呢 Gotta go, they're waiting for me.
就你那幾根頭發你還老去發廊 Just one hair, and you're always at the salon.
踏踏實實停車場等我 能讓警察拖走了嗎 You couldn't just park in a lot?
你耽誤我大事了 你 Now I'm late for a big event.
我錯了 阮總 I was wrong.
你什麽時候對過 開車 When were you ever right. Just drive.
隔一個坐一個 Sit down together.
一會兒咱們照相 We make photograph together.
今天中午這農家飯 它好吃不好吃 What did you think of the food?
來 來 來 坐 坐 坐 Everyone take a seat.
坐 坐 坐 Everyone take a seat.
怎麽回事 怎麽回事 那幾個孩子怎麽不過來 Why won't those kids come over here?
您這個團人數還不夠 Your tour group was too small.
還沒人認領 No one sponsored them.
把他們都叫過來 Tell them to come over.
我都認了 I'll sponsor them all.
都過來 都過來 快點跑 Come on, all of you.
跟誰嚷嚷呢 急了 Who were you shouting at?
記者 Journalists.
就為人民做了一點應該做的事 你瞧他們這沒完沒了的 Do a good deed and it's automatic overkill.
阮總 你旅行社生意挺火的 一個團接一個團 Business is good at the travel agency.
我給您包車的錢是不是該結一下了 Maybe you can pay me now?
我算了一下 I did the math.
這個月的錢不算 您正好該給我九萬八 Not counting this mouth, you owe me 98000.
你著什麽急呀 我又不是不給你 What's the hurry? You know I'm good for it.
現在旅遊業競爭這麽激烈 The travel business is cut throat.
我是接一個團賠一個團 I'm losing money on every tour.
不接團吧 我就得關張 接了團 我就跟請客似差不多 But if I don't take them, I'll have to shut down.
小蕓這一病 And with Xiaoyun sick.
連新加坡團都得停了 Even the Singapore groups have stopped.
您哪至於 Come on.
您一包就是五個孩子 You're helping all those kids go to school.
五個孩子要是爭氣的話 您還不都得給供到大學畢業 And you don't have any money?
你再容我兩天 我給你湊湊 Give me two clays to get it.
阮總 您有您的難處 我也有我的難處 You have your worries, but so do I.
要不我也不會張口跟您要錢 Otherwise I wouldn't ask you for the money.
他們怎麽還不回來 Where the hell are they?
就知道拍照 真麻煩 All they know is taking phones.
說一九五三年 In'53.
美帝的和談陰謀被揭穿 The Yanks talk peace,
他要瘋狂北躥霸占全朝鮮 But plot to take all Korea.
這是七月中旬的一個夜晚 One cloudy July night.
陰雲籠罩 安平山 Over An Ping Mountain.
在那山上 Their crack troop were hiding out,
駐守著美李的王牌兒軍 號稱是長勝不敗美式裝備的白虎團 The invincible White Tiger Battalion,
韓冬 Han Dong.
怎麽樣我這船 How do you like the boat?
行啊 Not bad.
白洋澱的船工 白天喝茶晚上喝酒 It's a tea house during the clay and a bar at night.
茶是普通的茶 The tea in average.
酒是普通的酒 The booze is average.
可到了我的船上就得翻番 But the prices are double.
租這一船夠貴的吧 Was it expensive to rent?
舍不得孩子套不著狼 No pain, no gain.
搞旅遊你沒點兒特色 甭幹 Besides, tourism needs to be exotic.
阮總 四川天府旅行社來電話了 Mr.Ruan You got a call.
說老幹部旅行團人全到 The tour group of retired officials is here.
讓咱們去接去 您去嗎 They need to be picked up. Are you going?
人全到了 那我得去呀 They all arrived. Then I better go.
這團多少人吶 How many total?
二百人左右 Two hundred people.
韓冬 聽見沒有 HanDong, Hear that?
咱這船就用上了 We are gonna be able to use this boat already.
- 房間訂了嗎 - 都訂好了 - Are the rooms booked? - Yes.
租四輛大橋車 Rent four buses.
韓冬 你這車也跟著去 HanDong, bring you van too.
哎 Hey!
阮總 Mr.Ruan.
我那錢您給我湊齊了嗎 Boss, did you get my money together?
什麽錢 What money?
您欠我那車錢 The money you owe me for the van.
你們先回去 Come back.
一會兒過來接我來 And get me in a little while.
韓冬 HanDong.
明天接人的時候想著點帶著雨傘 Don't forget to get some umbrellas.
別淋著人家老幹部 We don't want the old folks getting wet.
咱倆得同舟共濟 We're in the same boat.
我掙著錢 你也就掙著錢了 If I make money, you make money.
我要是掙不著 你急也沒用 If I don't, you getting upset won't change that.
那您要是老掙不著錢 What if you never make any money?
我就白給您包一年車了 Than I let you use my van for free?
你別著急 Don't worry.
等接完了這團我就給你結 I'll pay you after this job. Deal?
你瞧我這四輛大橋子 Look at those buses.
這哪是拉人呢 這是給我拉錢呢 Those things are income on wheels.
韓冬 Hey, HanDong
啊 Hey!
前兩天我 看見一輛二手大奔 Yesterday,I saw a used Benz the other clay.
好 便宜 OK, cheap
但手續不全 But missing some paperwork.
等接完了這團 我想把它拿下來 After this job, I want to buy it.
渦輪增壓 防鎖死剎車系統 It's fully loaded, ABS
自動巡航系統 衛星定位 GPS, cruise control, Satellite
有氣囊嗎 Does it have airbags?
有 不是六個就是八個 Yes. Six, maybe eight
有枯轆嗎 Does it have wheels?
氣我 沒枯轆那叫車嗎 Of course, it's a friggin' car.
我怎麽聽您說像氣墊船吶 Sounds more like a hovercraft.
阮總 Mr.Ruan.
來啦 Coming.
你跟我們阮總解釋吧 You can explain it to Mr.Ruan.
歡迎 歡迎 Welcome.
考慮到都是夠級別的老幹部 Because the group id made of up ex-senior officials.
派我來打個前站 I was sent ahead to check things out.
就你一個人 It's just you?
那電話裏不是說人全到嗎 They told me everyone was arriving?
他名字就叫仁權 His name is "Ivory Wong".
仁義的仁 Ivory Wong.
權力的權 仁權 Everyone.
我到了 仁權到 It's a common mistake.
你可是太仁義了 你過來 過來 Come here.
瞧瞧 瞧見了嗎 See that? See that?
我租了四輛大橋子車 I rented four buses!
仁權到 Ivory Wong?
這是誰給你起的缺德名 這是 Who gave you that horrible name, anyway?
今兒要下雨我差點買二百把雨傘 I almost bought 200 umbrellas for you.
大哥 都回去吧 Men! You guys can go home.
電話聽錯了 就一個人 There's only one guy.
您得把錢給我們結了 You still have to pay us.
對 結結結 OK.
回公司一塊兒結 Sure, back at the office.
- 什麽事啊 - 走 走 走 - What? - OK.
阮總 我那錢回公司一塊結了吧 Mr.Ruan, How about my money?
你跟著瞎起什麽哄啊 Give me a fuckin' break.
過兩天再說 In a couple clays.
幾天吶 您給一準信兒 Couple of clays? Put it in writing.
韓冬 我可告訴你 HanDong. You're listened.
我現在煩著吶 You're standing to get on my nerves.
我告訴過你過幾天再說 過幾天再說 If I said a couple clays, that's what I mean.
你瞧你這個沒完沒了的勁兒 You never let up, do you?
不就九萬八千塊錢嗎 Ninety-eight thousand yuan right?
你要給我逼急了 你這車我還不包你了 Keep it up and you might have nothing.
行 行 行 沒工夫跟你廢話 I don't have time for your bullshit.
走 走 走 Let's go.
那也得給我結了啊 白幹一年了 You still have to pay me.
我說你煩不煩 You sure are a pain in the ass.
我知道我煩 I know.
我特想不煩你也不煩我 I don't want to be.
您又不是拿不出這點兒錢來 But it's not like you're poor.
照你這意思 我是有錢不還給你 You saying I have the money. But won't give it to you?
我不是這意思 That's not what I'm saying.
那你什麽意思 Then what are you saying?
您要這樣就沒意思了 Forget it, you're not listening.
你覺著怎麽著才能有意思呢 No, what are you saying then?
您要把錢給我就有意思了 I'm saying I'd appreciate if you paid me.
您能讓我進去嗎 You letting me in?
能 Sure
進來吧 Come in.
點點 來客人了 Diandian, we have company.
我送您去公司 I'll take you to the office.
公司沒錢 There's no money at the office.
那我送你去銀行 Then the bank.
那都是別人的錢 That's other people's money.
你說什麽 What did you say?
那你給我借去 Then borrow it from someone.
憑什麽 Who do you think you are?
那你去哪兒 我去哪兒 Anyway, where you go, I go.
走 點點 Come on Diandian.
開車 Let's go.
今兒可不算我包車啊 But I'm not paying you for today.
去哪兒 Where are we going?
先去趟昌平 城裏不讓養狗了 First to walk the dog,
然後再去醫院 then to the hospital.
我今兒一天都是私事 All personal stuff.
這可是傳染病房 This is the communicable disease ward.
你上太平間我也去 Even if you go to the morgue, I'm going too.
那我也是看你去 Let's just see about you.
自行車 A bicycle.
講完了 That's it?
我怎麽覺得一點兒都不好笑 That wasn't funny at all.
我給你講一個 我給你講一個 I've got one.
有一只公雞 有一只母雞 There was a rooster and a hen.
母雞下了一個蛋 The hen lays an egg.
公雞就追著母雞咬 And the rooster starts chasing and pecking her
你說那是為什麽呢 Guess why?
追著咬 追著咬 這公雞為什麽要追著母雞咬啊 He tired to peck her? Why?
他下的是鴨蛋 Because the hen laid a cluck egg.
去 這兒沒你的事兒 Hey. Mind your own business.
您等誰呀 Are you waiting for someone?
等這屋病人家屬 The guy inside there.
人早走了 He left a while ago.
大偉怎麽又想起讓我看中醫了 Why are you taking me...
我這病 西醫又不是治不好 ...to see a traditional Chinese doctor?
這不是重視你嗎 Because Mr.Ruan wants you fully checked out.
你們是不是有什麽事瞞著我 Are you hiding something from me?
我是不是得癌癥了 I have cancer ,don't I?
就是讓中醫給你 調理調理 Don't worry,it's just a precaution.
這是哪兒啊 What is this place?
這是我們家 My house.
你一個人住啊 You live alone?
你先坐 我下去迎迎他們 Uh-huh. Have a seat. I'll go get the doctor.
那中醫是我們院的 He's next door.
老幹部不吃咱們自己吃 What the old folks don't eat, we will.
這是我新開的項目 This is my new case.
哥幾個替我打掃打掃 You can help me.
誰啊 Who?
韓冬 Han Dong.
我說你還有完沒完吶 Don't you ever quit?
阮總 你讓我把話說完 Let me speak.
我把你的女朋友從醫院接出來了 I've taken you girlfriend from the hospital.
你什麽時候把欠我的錢還給我 When you give me my money.
我什麽時候把她送回去 I'll give her back.
你抓緊時間湊錢 And hurry up.
別耽誤了小蕓治病 So Ms. Li can finish her treatment.
知道了 知道了 知道了 OK. OK. OK.
我告訴你 I told you.
小蕓得的是肺結核 That she has TB.
您要不怕傳染呢 If you're not afraid of catching it.
您就先替我照顧著 Then you take care of her for a while.
對 反正人在你那我也放心 I trust you.
你把小蕓那住院費一起結了吧 While you're at it, pay her hospital bill too.
阮大偉 我可不是不講理的人 I'm not an unreasonable guy.
我是要你欠我的錢 I just want the money you owe me.
你該給的 You ought to pay.
肺炎不好好治也會死人 Pneumonia can be fatal if it's not treated you know?
你就不怕你女朋友出意外 Aren't you worried about her having an accident?
出意外 就你 An accident? you?
你失去理智了吧你 Have you lost your mind?
少跟我廢話 Cut the crap.
你這叫綁架 你知道嗎你 What you are doing is called kidnapping.
趕緊把小蕓給我送回醫院 Either return her to the hospital inside an hour.
一個小時之內我要見不著人 我就報警 Or I'm calling the cops.
誰啊 這是誰啊這是 Hey Viagra, who was that?
開玩笑 給我包車的一個司機 What a joke. One of my drivers.
瞧你找這人 What kind of people do you hire?
偉哥看他一眼還不得嚇他一半死 One look from Viagra and he'd shit his pants.
來 來 來 Come on.
喝酒 喝酒 喝酒 Drink up.
大偉 錢要不多就給人家吧 Mr.Ruan,Why not just pay him?
我給他 我沒說不給他呀 I will,
那三兒還欠著我錢 他還沒給我呢 But those guys still haven't paid me yet.
他不敢怎麽著 喝酒 Forget it.Drink up.
人呢 那老中醫呢 Where's the doctor?
沒人 There isn't one.
你什麽意思 What do you mean?
我是真沒想怎麽著你 I wasn't going to do anything to you.
你聽我說 But...
我先走了 I'm leaving.
你讓我走啊 Let me go.
他包了我一年車 He owes me for a year's work.
一分錢都不給我 He pay nothing.
這不關我的事 It's not my business. Help!
我不殺你 I don't want to kill you.
你聽我說 Listen to me.
我絕對不會傷害你 I won't hurt you.
我就是想要欠我的錢 I just want my money.
別害怕 Don't be afraid!
那關我什麽事 This has nothing to do with me.
其實我把你拉到這兒來 I let you come here.
就是想逼阮大偉還我錢 I only wanted to force Ruan Dawei to pay me.
他不給 還說我是綁架你 He didn't pay.
我真沒打算綁架你 I didn't plan to kidnap you.
我就是想嚇唬嚇唬他 I just wanted to scare him a little.
你這就是綁架 But this is kidnapping.
算了 算了 That is OK.
我不願意把事兒搞大 I don't want this to get out of control.
我把你綁起來 也是想跟你解釋清楚 I only tired you up to explain the situation.
要不咱們這樣 只要你保證不大喊大叫 If you promise to stop yelling,
我立馬送你回醫院 I'll take you back to the hospital right now.
你甭送小蕓回醫院了 Don't bother taking her back.
你直接帶小蕓上公安局自首去吧 Just turn yourself into the police.
我已經報案了 I've already called them.
你這算大案 估計得判你個十年八年的 I figure you'll get about 10 years.
我告訴你 How about this.
你還得賠償我女朋友精神損失費10萬 You pay 100,000 in damages to my girl.
你再給我兩千塊錢 咱們就誰也不該誰的了 Give me 2,000 and I'll forget the whole thing.
阮大偉 你別往絕路上逼我 Don't push me.
兔子急了還咬人呢 Even a rabbit will bite.
有本事你就撕票 OK, go ahead and stamp her ticket then.
我就真不信了 我就 I don't think you have the guts.
偉哥 你什麽時候報的案 Hey Viagra,when did you call the cops?
我哪兒有工夫報案 I didn't.
我嚇唬嚇唬他 I just wanted to scare him a little.
大偉說了什麽了 把你嚇成這個樣子 What did he say to scare you so bad?
事兒鬧大了 The shit hit the fan.
你那個阮大偉 他報警了 He went to the cops.
他說讓我有本事就撕票 He told me to stamp your ticket.
撕票你知道吧 就是殺了你 That means kill you.
你自己選個死法吧 So how do you want to die?
你別說氣話了 Quiet.
我知道你不會幹傻事的 I know you're not dump enough to do that.
大偉不會報警 Dawei didn't go to the police.
他要是報了警 能告訴你嗎 If he did, would he tell you?
這不等著逼你害我呢嗎 That would mean he wants you to hurt me.
我看他就憋著害你 I think that's what he wants.
反正你也得了肺炎了 Besides, you have pneumonia.
換一個也沒什麽不好 So he probably wants to swap you for a newer model.
我比你了解大偉 I know him.
你只要送我回醫院 If you take me back to the hospital right now.
就什麽事都沒了 This will be over.
好嗎 OK?
壞了 他真報警了 Shit!He did go to the cops.
我真沒喝 我向毛主席保證 I swear on Mao's grave .I wasn't drinking.
我是清醒的 I'm sober.
都喝成這樣了 這是你的化驗單 Your breathalyzer said a blood alcohol over 2.0...
酒精含量都超過200了 你還說你沒喝 ...and you still say you're not drink.
我昨天晚上喝的 That was from drinking last night.
我騙您是孫子我 I swear.
我自己來 我自己來 I can do myself.
這不是你的車 That's not your car.
那我車呢 大哥 Where's mine?
你車在那邊 Over there. Just get in and sober up.
你去醒醒酒吧你 到我們那 You are so lucky.
你就萬幸吧 我要真是綁匪 你就沒命了 If I had really kidnapped you, you'd be a goner.
我也是腦子進水了 I'd be screwed too.
就阮大偉 我真把你撕票了 也甭想從他身上要回來一分錢 I wouldn't get my money back either.
他欠你多少錢 How much does he owe you?
九萬八 Ninety-eight thousand yuan
我這條命連九萬八都不值 My lift's not even worth 98,000.
下車吧你 Go on, get out.
你去哪兒 Where are you going?
我去公安局把這事說清楚 To explain this to the police.
這不就有警員嗎 Why not just tell those two back there?
在這我算是被緝拿歸案 That wouldn't count as turning myself in.
自己去公安局算是自首性質不一樣 I'd get a stiffer penalty.
開車 Drive.
我陪你去警局 I'll go with you.
咱們不去警局了 We're not going to the police station.
我跟你走 我不信他不著急 I want to go with you.
我幫你要回他欠你的錢 I'm going to help you get your money back.
你別害我了 No thanks.
這我就已經快說不清楚了 I barely know how to explain what happened already.
我再真綁了你 If I really kidnap you.
那我這輩子就算真毀在你們手裏了 I'm finished.
你放心 Don't worry.
等要回了錢 我去向警局說明 After you get paid, I'll explain everything to the police.
你沒有綁架我 我是自願的 I'll say I went voluntarily.
你為什麽幫我 Why do want to help me?
我不是幫你 我是幫我自己 I'm helping myself.
我想 我想知道在阮大偉心裏 I want to know what is more important to Dawei.
是錢重要還是我重要 Me or money.
他不是不在乎你 He's not ignoring you.
他是太瞧不起我了 He's just toying with me.
那是你們之間的事 That is between you two.
他不能置我的安危於不顧 He can't use me as a tool.
家我是回不去了 I can't go home.
除了公安局我沒地兒可去 The only place to go is to the police.
我有個地方 I know a place.
這房子是我一個朋友的 This is my friend's house.
他常不在北京 He's always away on business.
不在的時候 鑰匙就交給我 讓我有空的時候就過來幫他看看 So I keep an eye on it for him.
別上樓 Don't go upstairs.
阮大偉也知道這兒吧 Does Ruan Dawei know about this place?
他不曉得 No.
你把手機關了 要打的時候再開 Turn your phone off until you need to use it.
你不是臺灣特務吧 Are you sure you're not a Taiwanese spy?
我可沒什麽利用價值 I swear. I don't know anything.
從現在開始 你要聽我的 Form now on, you listen to me.
你打算怎麽幫我要錢 How do you plan to get my money back.
還沒想好 I don't know.
先睡覺 明天告訴你 Sleep first, I'll tell you tomorrow.
那你就這兒睡 我外面沙發上湊合著行嗎 I'll take the couch.
你先去一下洗手間吧 Why don't you wash up first.
別了 別了 我看還是算了吧 Help stop, maybe we should just forget it.
說好了的 你自願的 You promised.
你到底是幹什麽的呀 What are you doing?
你怎麽那麽大勁兒呀 Take it easy.
我看還是算了吧 Let's just forget it,
你還生著病呢 You're sick anyway.
真的 Really
要不還是去公安局吧 我不幹了 I want to stop.
疼 疼 Ow, that hurts.
我不是你想的那種人 I'm not that kind of guy.
我不知道你是哪種人 I know what kind of guy you are.
反正把你綁上我睡得踏實 I'll sleep better if you're tied up.
咱們倆到底是誰綁架誰呀 Who's kidnapping who here?
你是不是覺得特別過癮 You like this don't you?
你得把我這手綁上 Don't forget my arms.
綁人不綁手 那不等於沒綁嗎 Otherwise it doesn't count.
這也就是個形式 說明我對你不放心 This is just my way of telling you. I don't trust you.
主要還得靠你自覺 But I'm leaving it up to you to behave.
你也就是個一般人 You're nothing special.
我要真是一壞人 碰了你這樣的 Even if I was a bad guy.
也起不了歹心 I wouldn't get excited about someone like you.
我還怕傳染肺炎呢 To boot, you have pneumonia.
你還覺得自己是一仙女兒呢吧 You think you're such a bombshell.
我肯定不是仙女 I don't.
你也肯定不是聖人 I just like I don't think you're Mr.Hero
委屈你了 睡吧 Go to sleep.
要是我醒了看不見你 If you're not here when I get up,
可別怪我到警局去誣陷你綁架 don't blame me for going to the police.
我還可以把衣服撕爛身上抓幾條血印 I might even rip my clothes and make them look bloody.
讓你有口難辯 You'd have a tough time talking your way out of that.
我發燒了 I have a fever.
晚上應該按時打吊瓶的 I should be on I.V at night.
那就回醫院吧 Should I take you back to the hospital.
那不等於自投羅網嗎 That's be like turning yourself in.
去別的醫院 How about a different hospital.
讓警察逮著是小事兒 If I get arrested, it's no big deal,
你要是在我手裏有個三長兩短的 But if you die on me.
我可是死罪 Then I might as well be dead too.
死不了 I won't die.
你死不了 燒傻了 也不行 No frying your brain either.
躺著別動 我去給你買藥 I'm going to get your medicine.
我要是沒回來 就是被警察逮走了 If I don't come back, the police got me.
你不回來 If you don't come back,
我就自己撕票 I'll stamp my own ticket.
出來 Come out Han Dong.
韓冬我都瞧見你了 I saw you.
別藏了 It's no use hiding.
出來給我開門 Open the door.
我說什麽來著 I told you,
人已經給我送醫院去了 He's already taken her back to the hospital.
佑計小蕓這會兒都睡了 I bet Xiaoyun's asleep right now.
那你見著韓冬沒有 Did you see Han Dong?
他哪兒敢見我呀 He's too scared to show his face.
得把這空氣推出去 Get rid of any air bubbles,
入針要快 stick it in quick.
插隊的時候給豬打過 跟打人不是一個勁兒出針也得快 Pull it out quick too.
這次找著了 OK, I got it.
我再給你換一個針頭 Now, change the needle.
你趴好 把腰帶解開 Lie down and take off your belt.
要想不疼 For it to be painless.
就得快進快出 It's in fast, out fast.
快進快出 In...Out.
快進 In quick.
快出 Out quick.
對不起 還得打一次 Sorry, I have to do it again.
太緊張了 忘推藥了 I was so nervous I forgot to inject the drugs.
疼嗎 Does that hurt?
我還沒打呢 I haven't clone it yet.
別逗我了 Stop joking around.
人在嗎 Is she there?
沒在 No.
肯定是給我送家去了 He must have taken her home.
他得當面給我賠禮道歉 This guy's got some explaining to do.
挺老實一個人吶 He's a decent guy.
肯定也是一時沖動 He must have just got carried away.
你們說我原諒他嗎 Do I forgive him?
那行 我聽你們的 OK.
我欠他錢我先不還了 Then I won't pay him back for now.
小可憐兒 Does it hurt.
沒辦法 Too bad.
都是你偉哥哥逼的 It's Viagra's fault.
心疼你的馬子 If you can't stand to watch,
就馬上把錢送來 then pay UP-
儂曉得吧 You got that?
我是很有興趣搞掂她的呦 I'd love to take her for a spin,
讓你看個通通透透 and let you watch me stop and go.
我這麽說行嗎 How was that?
你說的都什麽亂七八糟的 What was all that nonsense?
你平時是這樣講話的嗎 Is that how you usually talk?
你不是說讓我變一個人嗎 Didn't you tell me to act crazy?
那也不是這種變法 像個大色狼 But not like a pervert.
你要讓大偉覺得 你已經喪心病狂了 If you want Dawei to think you're crazy.
抽我一個嘴巴 Smack me around.
不行 不行 我下不了手 I can't do that.
罵你兩句還行 打你絕對不行 A little foul language maybe, but no way I'm hitting you.
我讓你打 你怕什麽呀 What is the big deal if I say it's OK?
你讓我打我也不能打 Even if you say yes, I say no.
我求你了 Please. If you don't, he won't believe you.
你不打 他怎麽能知道你真的急了 If you don't, how will he believe you.
你不打 我怎麽能知道我在他心裏 是比錢輕還是比錢重呢 How will I know what's more important to him, me or money.
這不是開玩笑 I'm not joking.
挨一個嘴巴 認清一個人 Slap me and I'll find out.
我不冤 I don't mind.
來吧 Come here.
你不打 我恨你 If you don't, I'll hate you.
這叫什麽事兒 This is crazy.
要不我給你解開 你先抽我一嘴巴 How about I free you up and you hit me?
抽我一個嘴巴我們擺平 Smack me and we'll be even.
我再喝點兒酒 I need to drink some beer.
我還得再喝點 I need to drink some more.
阮大偉 Ruan Dawei.
你要是不在乎她 If you don't want her.
你就別給錢 Then just keep the money.
疼死了吧 Did it hurt?
我自找的 I asked for it.
該給你打針了 It's time for your shot.
行 OK.
你行 So that's the way you want to play.
別 別 別 Don't! Put it down.
帶子錄的還算清楚吧 The video clear enough for you?
小蕓還是很堅強的 我也是沒有辦法 不得已你逼的 You didn't leave me much choice.
兩小時以後臥佛寺 Meet me at Reclining Buddha Temple in two hours.
咱們一手交錢一手交人 My money for the girl.
行 行 OK. OK.
別帶警察 Don't call the police.
行 我什麽都不帶 I won't bring anyone.
別忘了帶錢 Don't forget the money.
行 可我有一條件 Under one condition:
我要見不著你 我可不給錢 I want to see you in person.
我肯定讓你見到我 No problem.
拿了錢我還請你吃飯呢 I'll even take you out for lunch after.
千萬別耍花招 This is your only chance.
一定要珍惜這次機會 So no tricks.
我要是煩了 If you piss me off...
下次你收到的就不是錄像帶了 The next thing you'll get isn't a video.
你是想先要小蕓的手啊 還是她的耳朵啊 Do you want Xiaoyun's finger or ear?
開著手機 Leave your phone on.
你教我的我都說了 沒落下什麽吧 I did just like you told me.
忘了冷笑了 Damn I forget the sinister laugh.
我可沒讓你說手啊 耳朵什麽的 I never mentioned body parts.
大偉得氣死了 He must be a steaming right now.
如果大偉看了錄像帶還是不給錢 If he doesn't pay up...
你大話又說出去了 你是不是真的要寄我的耳朵 ...would you really send him my ear?
我寄我的耳朵 I'd send him my ear.
多大的一只耳朵啊 到他那也就成一盤菜了 An ear like that would be a whole meal for Dawei.
他忍心吃嗎 He wouldn't have the heart to era it.
還不光剩下哭了 He's cry his eyes out.
他一看就知道那不是我的耳朵 One look and he'd know it wasn't mine.
怎麽著大偉 Hey buddy...
約哪了 ...say something.
說話 Talk.
沒事兒有我們哥兒幾個啊 嘛去啊 Where you want to go?
幹嘛去啊 大偉 Where you want to go?
幹嘛啊 What do you do?
- 誰攔著我跟誰急 - 都別攔著他 - Who stopped me going to emergency. - Don't stop him.
怎麽著大偉 是真想動手 Ruan Dawei, what are you doing? You really want revenge?
行 OK.
我們哥兒幾個陪著你 OK, we'll go with you.
那我謝謝哥兒幾個了 Thanks.
北京的變化真是太大了 The city's changed so much.
我多少年沒上這山了 I haven't been up here in year.
我上學那會兒一大幫同學站在山上 找自己家住的樓 We used to be able to spot all the landmarks even our houses.
找天安門 找民族宮 軍事博物館 現在全淹在高樓大廈裏了 Now it's all covered by highrises.
找不著了 All gone.
小時候我也上過香山 I used to come to the Fragrant Hills as a kid too.
其實我是北京人 I'm from Beijing you know.
我和大偉家是鄰居 I was Dawei's neighbor.
小時候老跟在他屁股後面轉 Followed him everywhere like a shadow.
他老帶我到積水潭去遊泳 He used to take me swimming at Big Water Pool.
只要他在 我就敢下水 I'd only go in if he was there.
你還知道積水潭呢 可以呀你 You know Big Water Pool?
我們那時候都在八一湖遊 We used to swim at August 1st Lake.
我特別喜歡吃他們家的剩飯 I loved his mom's cooking.
尤其是遊泳回來的時候 Especially after swimming.
用中午吃剩的菜拌涼飯 別提有多香了 I can smell it now.
還得是帶鍋巴的那種飯 The kind with the special rice?
啊 你也有吃嗎 You too?
有吃 有吃 當然有吃 I can smell it now.
你又學我 Don't mimic me.
我十幾歲的時候跟爸媽去了新加坡 I only went to Singapore as a teenager.
去年才回來 Come back last year.
這次回來 我覺得大偉的變化蠻大的 Dawei changed a lot while I was gone.
餵 韓冬 Hello, Han Dong.
你在哪兒呢 我們都到了 Where are you? We're here.
先拜拜佛 凈化一下心靈 First go say a prayer and cleanse your soul.
你說你怎麽那麽麻煩呀你 Why are you such a pain?
我吃不了你 I won't eat you.
不麻煩 I'm not a pain.
咱們倆都慈悲為懷 We're both gentlemen and scholars.
呆會兒見了面 得跟久違重逢的親兄弟一樣 We should be like long lost brothers when me meet.
好 好 好 OK. OK. OK.
見了面我親死你 Don't worry, I'll hug you to death when I see you.
一會兒我們要動起手來別驚著您 Buddha, don't get upset when we jump him.
您睡您的 我這先給您賠不是 You just keep reclining.
阮大偉 給你二十分鐘 You have 20 minutes.
我在香山的鏡翠湖等你 Meet me at Tranquil Jade Lake.
好 好 好 OK. OK. OK.
好 上纜車 OK, Get on the gondola?
知道了 OK.
都出來吧 You can come out.
人沒在這 They're not here.
真現 還躲呢 Enough with this hiding.
又讓人給測了吧 He ditched us again.
他說他在鬼見愁呢 He said he's on top of the hill.
還爬山那 So we have go up there now?
上纜車 上纜車 On the gondola. Come on.
呆會兒我要是逮著他 After we beat him to a pulp...
我先把他抽成一胖子 然後等纜車下來的時候 我再把他從這兒給扔下去 ...we can dump him here on the way down.
偉哥 你又不剁人家啦 Viagra, no more hiding?
那您那刀不白帶了嗎 That knife might be handy after all.
不剁了 我改摔他了我 No more hiding.
這不行 這太矮 I need somewhere higher.
得找高地兒 It's not high enough here.
這低 It's too low.
從這把他扔下去 不得摔死 If you dump him from up here, won't you kill him?
嚇唬嚇唬他 過過嘴癮就完了 He's just talking tough.
這行 這行 行 行 行 This is the place.
就這 就從這兒把他往下扔 We toss him from here.
韓冬 Han Dong.
阮大偉 在這兒呢 Ruan Dawei, I'm here.
我可是守信用的 I kept my part of the bargain,
咱們倆這算是見著面了吧 You've seen me in person.
小蕓在上面等著你呢 Xiaoyun is up there waiting for you.
你把錢從這給我扔下來 So throw the money down.
別琢磨了 你也沒膽跳下來 還錢吧 Quit staling.
行 你行 You're good.You're good.
你真夠高的你 You're very good.
- 扔吧 - 我給你錢 - Throw it. - Here's your money.
紙錢 拿著吧你 你不是要錢嗎 留著自己燒去吧你 Take it and burn it, cause it's all fake.
我在上面我要是見不著小蕓我跟你沒完 韓東 If she's not up there, this isn't the end.
氣死我了 這缺德東西 This guy's pissing me off.
哎 大偉那不是小蕓嗎 Isn't that Xiaoyun?
小蕓 Xiaoyun!!
小蕓 你怎麽不在上頭等著我啊 Why didn't you wait for me?
韓冬是不是又欺負你來著 Did he hurt you?
你欺負我了 You're the one who hurt me.
我的命在你手裏丟兩次了 You would have let me die twice.
停 停 停車呀 Stop this thing.
這怎麽停啊這 You can't stop these things.
小蕓 她怎麽又下來了 She was down again.Xiaoyun,
小蕓你在下面等著我 you wait for me at the following.
咱們倆做個公平交易吧 Let's make a deal.
阮大偉欠你的錢 我替他還你 I'll pay you the money Dawei owes you.
兩碼事兒 這事本來跟你沒關系 This has nothing to do with you.
誰欠我錢 我跟誰要 我要的著你的錢嗎 I don't want your money.
現在跟我有關系了 It has to do with me now.
這錢不是白給你的 This money isn't for nothing.
我有我的條件 算是我花錢雇你 I want to hire you.
你又要幹嘛 What are you talking about?
我要你跟我好 I want you to be my boyfriend.
太快了吧 You sure do move fast.
怎麽也得再接觸幾天 Shouldn't we spend some time together first.
我倒是也不嫌你難看 But you aren't bad looking.
我嫌你難看 You are.
那你就是愛我這人 不重外表 So you love me for my personality.
想什麽美事兒呢 In your dreams.
我是雇你跟我好 I'm hiring you as my boyfriend.
不是真好是假好 氣那該死的阮大偉 It's just pretend to piss off Dawei.
那你找別人吧 Then find somebody else.
我就找你 Nope.
別人他不會生那麽大的氣 He'll only freak if it's you.
那就真好 要不吃完面我就送你回醫院 Or how about I take you back to the hospital.
兩條道你自己挑 Those are your two choices.
你還威脅起我來了 Don't give me ultimatums.
我告訴你 我也給你兩條道 I'm giving you two choices.
要麽假裝跟我好 要麽去坐牢 Either pretend to be my boyfriend or do time.
綁架勒索 非法拘禁 蓄意傷害 你的罪可真不輕啊 Kidnapping and assault are pretty serious charges.
那都是你讓我幹的 You told me to do that stuff.
所以只有我才能洗清你的罪名 So only I can clear your name.
我不是在跟你開玩笑 I'm not joking.
我是在很嚴肅地威脅你 你曉得你的處境吧 This is a threat.
你還給我兩條道 You give me two choices?
你只有一條道 Well ,I give you one:
照我說的做 Do what I say or else.
你太陰險了 You are too cruel.
現在還想我真的跟你好嗎 Still think I want you for a boyfriend?
我就是真的跟你好 你敢要我嗎 And even if I did ,would you want me back?
好好想想吧 等著你的決定 While you think about it.
該給我打針了 Give me my shot.
吃完面再打 After I'm clone eating.
那就現在打 OK ,now is good too.
你特想紮死我吧 You want to prick me to death, don't you?
恩 有氣兒 There were bubbles.
我一直在做激烈的思想鬥爭 I've been struggling inside
殺你 還是不殺你 Should I kill you or not?
事情走到這一步了 按道理來說 At this stage in the game,
應該殺了你 I probably should,
可你跟我又是一夥兒的 But we're also on the same side,
你弄得我很矛盾 儂曉得吧 I'm totally confused.
給我 給我 你躺著去 Give that to me.Go lie down.
面對現實吧 Face reality.
你這個人吶 我已經是非常了解的 I know you're type.
你能好成什麽樣兒 我不知道 I'm not sure how good you can be...
你能壞成什麽樣兒 我還是比較清楚 ...but pretty sure how bad.
那也得看我有沒有出路 It depends on my options.
你剛才給我指的那條道 對我來說是條死路 The one you just gave me is a dead end.
我本來挺有理的 可我要是把你給勾搭了 If I become your boyfriend...
那阮大偉還不茲見我就抽啊 ...Ruan Dawei will tear me to shreds.
我還不敢還手 我理虧呀 And I'll have no excuse to fight back.
甭說是假好 就算是真好 見天挨大嘴巴 我見了阮大偉就抱頭鼠竄 那也不值得呀 Ruan Dawei will get me slapped, and I will run away every time I see him.
您倒是出了氣了 Sure, you get out your anger...
他可把氣都得撒我身上 ...but I get a lifetime of fat lips.
我說這還算是輕的 And that'd if I'm lucky.
說不定他失去理智一氣之下 把我給宰了也沒準兒 He might just go nuts and bash my head in.
要是那樣的話 If I'm gonna walk down that dead end...
我還不如現在就把你給收拾了 反正我左右也沒有活路 I might as well just do you right here and now.
那我還給你錢呢 But I'm paying YOU-
你怎麽不算這筆帳啊 Doesn't that count for something?
那你要真想氣他 舍得花錢雇我 If you really want to get him back and hire me...
我也不好推辭 then I guess I'm in.
我還生他一肚子氣呢 治他的招兒多了 犯壞誰不會呀 But I want payback too.
他不是心疼錢嗎 He's money crazy right?
那咱就變著法兒讓他花錢 How about we make him waste some off it?
不花還不成 饒著花了錢還得氣他一個半死 That should get him in a good lather.
那也行 Sounds good.
你要真想跟我好 If you really want me...
等我把這事了了 我跟你去新加坡 ...after this I'll go to Singapore with you.
我什麽時候說真跟你好啦 When did I say I want you?
這裏是阮大偉先生的府邸嗎 Is this Mr. Ruan Dawei home?
是 是 是 Yes,
這是阮先生定的餐 This is the banquet he ordered.
慰勞兄弟們的 He said it was to thank his buddies.
這怎麽話說的 來 來 裏邊 裏邊 Really?
往裏面走 Then please come right in.
偉哥 偉哥 Viagra.
哥哥 太客氣 Viagra,you are too cool.
這不就跟你坐了趟纜車嗎 用不著這麽破費 All we did was take a gondola ride with you.
破費 我跟你們哥兒幾個還有什麽客氣的 What the hell are you talking about?
大偉 過了 Viagra, you are too polite.
就是 你的事就是我們的事 還擺什麽席呀 Yeah, your thing is our thing, there is no need to entertain.
客氣 Too polite.
您點的澳洲龍蝦 You Australian lobster.
紹興烏雞 Your Shaoxing Black Chicken.
您的蛇 活的 Your snake. It's live.
躲我遠點 Keep that thing away from me.
路易十三 八千 給您打開了 Sir, your Louis XIII cognac.8,000.
多少錢 多少錢 How much?
誰讓你們來的 Who told you to come here?
阮大偉先生 Mr.Ruan Dawei.
我就是 That'd me,
我怎麽不知道 so how come I don't know about this?
電話 人名 地址都對 不會錯的 The address, phone number, name are all correct.
那誰付錢呢 So who's paying for all this.
您啊 You are.
我明白了 I get it.
餵 Hello.
阮大偉先生點的菜你們給送過去了嗎 Have you delivered Ruan Dawei meal yet?
沒有 沒有 送過去了 就好 No, that's all.
我就是不放心 怕耽誤他請客 謝謝 Just wanted to make sure it got there. Thanks.
小蕓呀 菜都給他送過去了 Xiaoyun.His food was delivered.
他就是一口不吃也得付錢 Even if he doesn't touch a bite, he still has to pay.
你的招數蠻過分的 You are so wicked.
一瓶路易十三就要八千多塊錢 You know a bottle of Louis is more than 8,000.
大偉心都要停跳啦 I bet his heart stopped.
他那兒肯定有一大堆警察忙前忙後的好幾天了 The cops have probably been so busy these clays
能點的大菜我都點齊了 I ordered all the most expensive food for him.
警察一定誇大偉 The cops must think that this guy
懂事 知道疼人 Smart.Sensitive.
佑計這會兒 你大偉哥已經喝高了 I bet Dawei's totally would drink too more.
來 來 喝 大偉 Viagra.
大偉 這一瓶酒都讓你一個人給喝了 You nearly finished the bottle.
你讓我們哥兒幾個也嘗點 Dawei, let us at least have a sip.
去 去 截住他 截住他 Grab him.
- 慢點 慢點 - 這八千多 你等逮著韓冬咱再喝 - Slow down. - You can finish it when we get Han Dong.
我們不喝 我們就看一眼那瓶兒行嗎 We just want to look at the battle.
你看在眼睛裏頭就拔不出來了 You won't know what you're looking at.
拔得出來 Yes we will.
都是外文 你看也瞎看 It's all foreign words.You don't know it.
大偉今兒是真喝高了 Dawei's had hid fill today.
架著 架著 Come on.
走 走 走 Get him up.
起來大偉 起來 Over by the bed.
把瓶拿來 Give me the bottle.
不成 No.
你抱著瓶兒睡 回頭倒了不都糟蹋了嗎 The bottle will break if you sleep with it.
那也不能讓偉哥站著睡呀 Well we can't make him sleep standing up.
- 不成 - 來 來 來 大偉 - No - Viagra.
大偉 想吐嗎 Do you need to puke?
想 那我也不吐 Yeah, but I won't
我舍不得 I don't want to be separated...
十三 路易的 ...from my Louis,
來了 來了 來了 Coming
是阮先生家嗎 Is this Mr.Ruan's house?
是 是 是 Yeah
這怎麽話說的 這是又送晚飯來了這是 Are you guys bringing dinner?
我們是足底保健按摩中心的 We're from the foot message center.
是阮先生叫我們到家裏來給各位 做足底保健按摩的 Mr.Ruan ordered messages for everyone.
那是您捏 還是他們捏 Will you be massaging or them?
我還沒有學會呢 I haven't learned yet.
我只負責收錢 I only collect the money.
那也請 那也請 Well come on in.
來 來 哥幾個 裏頭請 裏頭請 Go on in.
辛苦 辛苦 辛苦 謝謝 謝謝 裏頭 裏頭 偉哥想得可太周到了 Viagra covered all the bases this time.
韓冬 你也太欺負人了你 Han Dong.You've gone too far this time.
大偉 睡醒了 Hey, Viagra.
趕緊來走一氣 You're awake.
真舒坦 那誰 那誰 你給偉哥騰個地兒 Make room for Viagra.
- 別介 正爽著呢 - 我說大偉 這不就跟你去了趟香山嗎 - No. I'm having fun. - We only went with you to the Fragrant Hills.
這要但分不是搞旅遊的絕想不了這麽周到 Only a tourism guy would come up with service like this.
我說師傅 我除了肺不好還哪不好 Besides bad lungs, what else is bad?
心臟有點不好 Your heart.
我這心也不好 My heart too?
是阮大偉 阮先生打電話叫你們來的吧 Did Ruan Dawei ask you to come?
是 阮先生說都是他的鐵哥們 讓我們一定服務好 Yes, he said it was for his best buddies.
買單吧 買單吧 Give me the bill.
別介啊 大偉 我們哥兒幾個還想捏捏全身呢 Not yet, we want to have the full body massage.
不行啊大偉 我還得做一頭部 I want a head message.
行 行 行 OK.
一會兒我給你們捏 我捏死你們 I'll message you to a pulp in a minute if you keep this up
那發票是給您開文具啊 還是走禮品啊 Should I make the receipt out for stationary or gifts?
走禮品 都給我走人 Gifts? How about you just get the hell out of here
別讓我逮著你 Don't let me catch you.
你別讓我逮著你 Don't let me catch you.
別讓我逮著你 Don't let me catch you.
韓冬 Han Dong , you little shit.
滾蛋 Get out.
誰叫阮大偉 Who's Ruan Dawei?
爺爺我就是 You're grand-daddy! I am.
看見沒有 這就是典型的狂躁型 Observe gentlemen, a classic case of dementia.
不犯病時跟好人一樣 拿下 At other times, he would appear normal. Grab him.
我本來就是好人 你們幹什麽呀 I am normal.
幹什麽 你們 What are you doing?
- 閃開 - 起來 - Stand aside. - Stand aside.
你敢 你敢 你 你 你 You wouldn't.
這樣的人撒到社會上 可是很危險的 These are the people who endanger society.
怎麽回事 What are you doing?
怎麽打人呀你們 Who do think you are?
我們是精神病院的 We're from the mental hospital.
是一姓韓的先生打的求救電話 說這阮大偉犯病了 A man named Han called and said Mr. Ruan was crazed...
讓我們多來幾個人 ...and to bring some extra men.
看來我們來的還是很及時 Look like we got here just in time.
又是韓冬 Must have been Han Dong.
大偉沒事吧 Dawei. Are you okay?
這這是一場誤會 這是有人老陷害大偉 This is a mistake. Someone's trying to screw Ruan Dawei.
得得 你們走吧 你們走吧 Get out.
那把出診費先給咱結了吧 Please settle the bill first.
白電了 ...pain...
聽見沒有 You heard him,
這就給你們買單 he says he'll pay.
我說他白電我呀 I said I'm in pain.
要不你把單結了 How about you pick this one up?
我穿裙子好看嗎 How do I look?
是不是太瘦了 Am I too skinny?
你要站一噴水池邊上不動 Stand next to a fountain...
肩膀上臉上再落點鴿子糞 ...with some pigeons on your head...
就特像一希臘雕像 ...and you could be a Greek statue.
想不到你形容美好事物的能力這麽強 You have such a way with words.
你別說這兩天看慣了 也覺不出你難看了 I've been checking you out.
小瞇縫眼還挺有神 You're a fine young filly.
應該跟大偉要二十萬 I should have demanded 200,000
沒想到一塊蒙沙發的布 Who would have thought...
你居然會做成一條裙子 ...you could make a dress from a sofa slip.
你的心還蠻細的嘛 You're a sweaty.
謝謝 Thanks.
剛才我給大偉打了一個電話 I just called Dawei.
基本上已經給氣成半瘋了 He's half crazed.
我看後面那倆毒招就別使了 Maybe we should cancel our plans.
你心軟了 Are you getting soft on me?
說實話 都是人民內部矛盾 能有多大仇 What's the use?
惡心惡心他就行了 我要真是一混蛋 他也不敢不給我錢 Just to add that extra spite?
那這事就這麽完了 So we just end it like this?
那不這麽完了 又怎麽著 Why not?
有那功夫和他搗亂 我還不如趕緊掙我的錢去 At least then I get back to making some money.
這長城卡裏有十萬塊錢 你拿去吧 This Great Wall card has 100,000 on it.It's yours.
我說話算話 Just like I promise.
可是我有句話想問你 But I want to ask you a question.
如果讓你做一個選擇 If you had a choice between that money and me...
你會選擇這十萬塊錢還是我 ...which would you choose?
當然你可以不回答 因為我這個問題太笨了 You don't have to answer if you don't want.
我選擇錢 The truth? I'd choose the money.
我說的都是心裏話 我用不著裝孫子 '1 thought so.
你太讓我失望了 You've let me down terribly!
你們這些人 對金錢的欲望連起碼的掩飾都沒有 What is it with you guys? You flip over money...
對女人最起碼的尊重都不知道 ...but don't have the least respect for women.
哪怕是說謊 At lease most guys would pretend...
哪怕是一邊說我選擇你 一邊手伸向錢 ...to care about me.
你們連謊都懶得撒 真是太可怕了 But you? Not even that.
我特傷你自尊心吧 Did I hurt your self-esteem?
你別臭美了 You sure have a high opinion of yourself.
這個選擇只是一個假設 It was just a question.
我知道你跟阮大偉沒有區別 You and Dawei are the same.
你們根本不知道 什麽是應該最珍惜的 You have no idea what is worth treasuring.
你呀 你用不著教我怎麽做人 知道嗎 Who do you think you are?
我是什麽貨色 我心裏清楚 I don't need you to lecture me.
我也知道我最應該珍惜什麽 I know what is important...
我跟你表白不著 but it's no use explaining.
你以為你是誰 Who do you think you are?
我倒真想知道什麽是你最珍惜的 I'd love to know what that is.
在你心裏還有什麽比錢更重要的 What's more precious to you than money?
有嗎 Anything?
沒有 No.
這會兒才來 You're late today.
這是誰 Who is this?
我大姐 My big sister.
怎麽會這樣 What happened to her?
車禍 一家三口都在車上 A car accident.
姐夫 孩子沒到醫院就不行了 Her husband and kid died.
大姐的命是保住了 就是成了植物人 She survived but is brain dead.
我就這麽一親人了 She's my only relative.
也是最疼我的人 I was her favorite.
我大姐命苦 Her life was hard.
伺候完了我媽 又伺候我爸 Always taking care of others,
我爸腦血檢 一躺就是好幾年 When my clad had a stroke,
我姐是一點兒罪沒讓他受過 she was his nurse for years.
自己是一天好日子也沒過過 But she never had any life of her own.
人都說我爸媽生這個女兒太值了 Everyone said she was the best daughter ever.
我爸臨終時囑咐我 Before my clad died he told me:
說你姐有一天要是躺下了 "If anything happens to your sister...
你一定要好好替我們報答她 別讓你姐 全都伺候完了 自己躺著沒人管 寒了她的心 ...you take care of her for me."
有的人也勸我 Later, people asked me why I spend so much money...
說植物人花這麽多錢維持著沒有意義 ...keeping a vegetable alive.
她什麽也不知道 She doesn't know anyway, right?
沒事 沒事 Everything's fine.
回頭我給她擦擦 I'll sponge her myself.
我有時候也想 Sometimes I think,
都三年多了 it's three years since the accident.
我這當弟弟的心也算是盡到了 I've clone my duty as her brother.
不行就拔管子嘆 Maybe I should pull the plug.
可是每次到這時候我又想 But then I think,
要是調一個兒呢 what if I was in her place?
姐姐會怎麽對我 What would she do?
她肯定甭提多難 也得讓我有這口氣 I know the answer.
所以我得讓姐姐活著 So I have to keep her alive.
你說我把金錢看得比什麽都重要 You say money's most important to me.
沒錢我就沒姐姐了 With no money, I have no sister.
她躺在那兒 好歹我還算有個家 She's my family.
我讓呼臺每天都呼她一次 要不她想我 I think she knows everything that's going on...
我猜我姐心裏什麽都知道 就是哪裏都動不了 表達不出來 ...she just can't move or express herself.
你怎麽不告訴大偉你姐的事情 Why haven't you told Dawei about your sister.
我就是一給他包車的司機 又不是朋友 I'm his driver, not his friend.
跟他說得著嗎 Even if my sister was fine...
錢是我辛辛苦苦掙的 沒我姐的事他也該給 ...he should still pay me for my work.
那你為什麽告訴我 So why did you tell me?
一時糊塗唄 You pissed me off...
讓你給氣的 so I must have let my guard down.
這幾天我一直在觀察你 I've been watching you.
你這個人蠻有意思的 You're a strange one.
有時候你像個唯利是圖的小人 Sometimes you seem like a money grubber...
有時候對人又蠻真誠的 ...but others you're a decent guy.
心地蠻善良的 我還是 I'm as sweet as honey, I am.
討厭 Jerk.
你老不好好跟人家說話 Can't you have a serious conversation?
是不是我也得誇你兩句 Maybe I should flatter you a little bit too?
誇吧 Fire away.
讓我也高興高興 I could use it.
你最大的優點就是在關鍵時刻能大義滅親 Your best quality is that you are decisive when you need to be.
說翻臉就翻臉 You would bust your own mom.
你這樣的稍微訓練一下 With a little practice...
只要敢下黑手 率領一國際恐怖組織綽綽有余 ...you could be the leather of a terrorist group.
連南斯拉夫的仇你都能報嘍 Maybe even clean up Yugoslavia.
晦 我本來想誇你敢作敢為來著 說著說著把你形容成一女流氓了 Sorry, I was just trying to say how cool you are and you come out a hooligan.
你是個讓人放心的人 I feel at ease with you.
你悠著點兒 You should take it easy.
我今天想喝多 I want to drink tonight.
我還是歇了吧 I better get to bed.
待會兒要是來電話你接 爭取拖延這通話時間 When he calls, try to keep him on the phone.
好的 好的 好的 What do I do?
我們這兒一分鐘就定位 We can pinpoint his location in a minute.
真的 You can do that?
你既不能答應他的條件 Don't agree to any questions,
也不能拒絕他 but don't reject them either.
那我說什麽 Then what can I say?
你就問人質情況 爭取親自跟她通話 Just ask about the hostage and speak with her if you can.
我們需要知道她 現在是不是安全 We need to know if her life's in any danger.
她肯定安全 She's safe.
你怎麽知道的 How do you know?
他沒這膽兒 Cause he's gutless.
讓人家測了個溜夠 還嘴硬呢 你早就該報案 You should have reported this earlier.
他管你要多少贖金啊 How much money is he asking for?
九萬八 Ninety-eight thousand yuan.
那不多呀 怎麽還有整有零啊 That's all?
這兩天他給你打電話要錢了嗎 Has he called to ask for the money?
他沒找我要錢他盡讓我花錢了 No. He's just made me spend money.
這什麽路子 What is he thinking?
跟你講 別讓他再往你那 招捏腳送飯的了 影響不好 Listen. Don't let him send foot massagers or meal delivery service to you
他要是聽我的 我不就不給你們添麻煩了嗎 If he had listened to me, I wouldn't have called you.
你得接電話 Are you going to answer it?
一定要拖延時間 拖延時間 知道嗎 Remember, keep him on the line.
知道了 I see.
餵 Hello.
你在哪兒呢 Where are you?
讓人質說話 人質 Ask about the hostage.
這就是人質 I'm talking to the hostage.
大偉 我在哪兒並不重要 Viagra. It's not important where am I.
從離開醫院到現在 我一直都很安全 I'm not in any danger,
沒有人綁架我 and no one kidnapped me.
也沒有人限制我自由 I've been free to do whatever I want.
和韓冬在一起是我自願的 I'm with Han Dong because I want to be.
是姓韓的逼你說的吧 Did he tell you to say that?
他是不是又打你了 Did he hit you again?
沒有人傷害我 If anyone hurt me,
如果有的話那也是你 it was you.
給你寄錄像帶是我的主意 The video was my idea...
因為當時我很想知道你是不是真的在乎我 ...because I wanted to find out if you cared about me.
現在我已經不關心了 Now I don't care.
你欠韓冬的錢你應該還給人家 你沒有道理 You should pay Han Dong the money you owe.
當然 你還不還韓冬的錢 是你們倆的事 現在跟我已經沒有關系了 But that's between you two.
你欠韓冬九萬八 是嗎 So you owe him 98,000?
是 Yes.
再給我放一遍錄音 Let me hear the tape again.
我知道他們位置了 I've located them.
哪兒呢 Where?
我給你鎖定在一百米之內 I can pinpoint it within 100 meters.
這不是咱們分局嗎 Hey, that's our police station.
對呀 Yeah.
老丁 老丁 Chief, come on.
說 Go ahead.
韓冬已經投案了 韓冬已經投案了 Han Dong has turned himself in.
撤 Let's go.
我跟你說 I told you.
冒充他人名義訂餐 那也是違法的 It's illegal to order food in someone else's name.
好好想想 Think long and hard.
老老實實把事情的經過都寫出來 I want you to write out everything that happened.
我們的政策你知道吧 And remember our police?
懲前毖後 Learn from your mistakes...
治病救人 Rehabilitate the offender.
別老想著治病 前面那兩句呢 What about the other part?
坦白從嚴 Leniency for lying,
抗拒從寬 punishment for confessing.
什麽 什麽 從什麽 What did you say?
對不起 我太緊張了 是從寬 抗拒才從嚴呢 I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous.
一點法制觀念都沒有 You are hopeless.
寫吧 Go on, write.
這兒不讓抽煙 This is a no-smoking area.
我抽了嗎 Am I smoking?
集中精力想你自個兒的問題 Mind your own business.
不要因為劉小蕓給你寫了個證明材料 你就覺得自己占天大理了 是不是 Don't think Liu Xiaoyun's statement clears you.
最起碼 你也是有那個綁架的動機 I'm sure you at least intended to kidnap her.
劉小姐 你放心 Ms. Liu, don't worry.
我們決不會冤枉一個好人 We won't charge an innocent man...
同時呢 更不會放過一個壞人 ...but we also won't let a guilty man go.
特別是不能放過一個壞人 Yeah, don't let a guilty man go.
你給我坐下來 You, sit down and shut up.
我們在這調查呢 你坐在桌子上像什麽樣子 We are conducting an investigation here.
公安大哥 Big brother...
我分得清楚誰是好人誰是壞人 I know the difference between right and wrong.
你的證詞 對我們給這個案子定性很關鍵 Your testimony is the key to this case
如果像你說的那樣 你的人身自由沒有受到威脅 If like you say, Han Dong didn't hurt you...
韓冬也沒有傷害你 ...or restrict your movement...
那我們就不能給這個案子定成綁架罪 ...then there's no case for kidnapping.
你敢說他沒打你 You're saying he didn't hit you?
那錄像帶呢 What about the video?
那大嘴巴抽的 公安大哥也看見了 Big brother saw it too.
這就是證據 That's solid evidence.
傻了吧 Dummy.
那是演戲給你看的 It was an act I put on for you.
假的 We just pretended to hit me.
你怎麽不拘他 你怎麽不拘他 How can you not arrest him?
就這麽完了 It can't end this way.
不能就這麽完了 他這算是綁架 He kidnapped her.
是不是綁架 你說了不算 That's not for you or me to decide.
我說了呢也不算 Or for me.
那誰說了算 Than who does?
誰說了算 法律說了算 The law.
劉小姐 謝謝你 Ms. Liu, thanks for your help.
你安心養病 有事吶 我們會找你 Get better soon and call if you need us.
你就這麽走了 So you're just going like that?
要不你跟我們一塊兒走 Unless you want to come with me?
行 我不去 Sure. No, I'm not going...
你怎麽幫他說話呢 你到底跟誰一頭的 How come you're on his side?
他是不是跟你這兒耍流氓來著 Are you two doing the nasty?
你無聊 Give me a break,
那他沒跟你耍流氓 他怎麽就得了肺結核了呢 那肯定是 Then how do you explain how he got pneumonia?
大偉 我是為了你才回來的 I came back to Beijing for you.
你摸著良心說 You should ask yourself...
你真的在乎我嗎 ...if you still want me,
你在乎錢 if it's money you want...
九萬八你就把我賣了 ...then just sell me for 98,000.
你要不給我作證 If you didn't bake me,
我現在就是一保外就醫的犯人 I'd be in a prison infirmary right now.
大偉很生氣我為你開脫 Dawei's really pissed about it.
他現在脾氣很壞 我覺得你應該把你姐姐的事告訴他 I think you should tell him about your sister.
你可答應過我這事不讓他知道 我用不著讓躺著的人為站著的人擺平這件事 Why should I justify my actions to him?
可我擔心他報復你 他咽不下這口氣 I'm afraid he's going to come after you.
沒錯 還是小蕓了解我 She's right. You should listen to her.
大偉 你不要亂來 Don't you touch him.
我送錢來了 I brought you your money.
欠債還錢天經地義 Now it's clean slate.
吃吧 挺甜的 吃吧 Go on, eat up,
別噎著你 Don't choke.
幸福死你 We don't want you to die from too much pleasure.
錢就算了 Forget the money.
我把你折騰得也不善 你也沒少破費 The money I made you spend makes us even.
一碼是一碼 該我還的錢我還 You get what's owed you...
該你挨的揍你就得挨 ...whether money or a good thrashing.
走開 你這是幹什麽你 Leave him alone. What are you doing?
我的傻妹妹 Don't worry, my girl.
我不打有病的人 I don't beat up sick people.
我等他好了 我再收拾他 I'll beat him up after he gets better.
滴得太慢了 Hey, that drips too low.
早康復一秒鐘怎麽也得滴五滴呀 This way you'll never get better.
大夫 大夫 Doctor.
我告訴你 By the way...
新病房我已經給你仃好了 ...I already booked you an emergency room bed...
到時候你也不用再辦住院手續了 ...that way you can go straight from here to there.
直接從內科轉到外科就得了 Save us all same time.
看見沒有 瞅清楚了 這是你的錢 See this,
十萬 this is the 100,000 I owe you.
咱這碼算清了 Even Steven.
你多給了兩千 That's 2,000 too much.
多出來的那是外科的住院費 The extra is for the injuries coming to you.
沒準還得轉骨科呢 疼嗎 還挺有勁 Does that hurt?
我這病可傳染 You know I'm contagious.
大偉你別這樣 人家發燒呢 Stop it, Dawei, he's got a fever.
太平間涼快 那兒能退燒 Maybe we should cool him off in the morgue.
你覺得這樣有意思嗎 有意思嗎 You think you're being cool?
有意思 特別有意思 Very.
你出去 你別怕他 Don't be afraid.
我讓著他呢 He's lucky I let him go.
叛徒 Traitor.
來斡旋的吧 Here to mediate?
我告訴你 根本就沒有和平解決的方案 There is no peaceful settlement to this case...
你也就甭費這勁了 我誰的面兒都不給 ...so don't bother.
你這是幹什麽 Why are you doing this?
你說呢 What do you think?
為了我 For me?
你說呢 What do you think?
非打不可嗎 You have to resort to violence.
那你說呢 What do you think?
打人可是犯法的 It's illegal to hit people.
他綁你就不犯法 But he can hit you?
我打他就犯法 那法律都是給我一個人定的 I think I'll decide what's legal or not.
你打他和打我一樣 Hitting him will be the same as hitting me.
那就算是誤傷 我先給你道個歉 Then I'll apologize to you now.
你也可以把我這玻璃砸了 You can break my window if you want...
往我這屋裏頭扔雞蛋 ...or throw an egg,
西紅柿 墨水瓶 or tomato or ink bottle at me.
回頭我在院裏頭給你降個半旗 I'll even fly a flag at half mast.
你還敢打我 You wouldn't dare.
我不打 I won't hit you.
我留著勁兒打他 I'm saving my energy for him.
你討厭 You're such a jerk.
又給你送花來了 還是那個叫阮大偉的 More flowers for you from that guy Ruan Dawei.
這人跟你什麽關系 Who is he anyway?
怎麽跟你那麽親呢 一天一束花 A bouquet a clay.
他比誰都惦記著我 The one person who misses me most.
我這病快好了吧 Am I almost better?
你這是急性的 好得快 再有兩天就可以出院了 You should be ready to go in a couple of clays.
您說能轉成慢性的嗎 What if my condition becomes chronic?
不會的 你放心吧 It won't.
就不能想想辦法 現在醫學這麽發達 Can't you make it chronic?
轉成慢性的一定很容易 Use some advanced technology or something.
不燒啊 You're not feverish.
怎麽盡說些胡話呀 So where's that nonsense coming from.
韓冬 小蕓跟我這兒呢 Han Dong. Xiaoyun's here with me.
你要是想見她 你就麻利兒地過來挨一頓暴揍 If you want her, I get a crack at you first.
你讓我出了這口氣 After I'm clone,
你就可以把她領走 you can take her with you.
你要是怕挨揍 您就跟醫院裏面熬著 If you're scared, you can stay there...
回頭我也給你寄一份錄像帶去 ...but I might send you a video this time.
我不打小蕓 No, it won't be of me hitting her.
我讓你看看 我是怎麽愛她的 I want you to see me love her.
等著吧 我今兒就是想看看他到底有沒有膽兒來 I just want to see if he has the guts to come here.
你也別光考驗我 You wanted to test me?
咱也考驗考驗他 Well, we're going test him too.
子鼠 醜牛 寅虎 卯兔 Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
辰龍 巳蛇 午馬 未羊 dragon, snake, horse, ram,
申猴 酉雞 戍狗 亥豬 monkey, chicken, dog, pig,
十二個生肖 就十二年 Twelve zodiacs, twelve years.
十二年本是一個循環 Twelve years, one cycle appears.
人與人 沒完沒了的恨與愛 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天與地 沒完沒了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
沒完沒了的喜怒哀樂 Endless sadness and joys.
沒完沒了的苦辣酸甜 Endless sweet and sour, silence and noise.
沒完沒了的春夏秋冬 Endless winter, spring, summer, fall.
沒完沒了的刮風下雨和雷電 Endless wind, rain and thunder's call.
沒完沒了的辭舊歲 Endless farewells to year after year.
沒完沒了的迎新年 Endless greetings to another new year.
十二年又是一個循環 Twelve more years, the cycle reappears.
子鼠 醜牛 寅虎 卯兔 Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit,
辰龍 巳蛇 午馬 未羊 dragon, snake, horse, ram,
申猴 酉雞 戍狗 亥豬 monkey, chicken, dog, pig,
十二個生肖 十二年 Twelve zodiacs, twelve years.
十二年本是一個循環 Twelve years ,one cycle appears.
人與人 沒完沒了的恨與愛 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天與地 沒完沒了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
沒完沒了的喜怒哀樂 Endless sadness and joys.
沒完沒了的苦辣酸甜 Endless sweet and sour, silence and noise.
沒完沒了的春夏秋冬 Endless winter, spring, summer, fall.
沒完沒了的刮風下雨和雷電 Endless wind, rain and thunder's call.
沒完沒了的辭舊歲 Endless farewells to year after year.
沒完沒了的迎新年 Endless greetings to another new year.
十二年又是一個循環 Twelve more years, the cycle reappears.
病好了 All better?
小蕓呢 Where's Xiaoyun?
你還小蕓 On a first name basis are you?
小蕓是你叫的嗎 你才跟她一塊兒呆了幾天吶 You think just cause I'm out of the picture...
你以為你給我攪和黃了你就有戲啦 ...that you can just step right in?
別自作多情了 Don't kid yourself.
人早回新加坡了 She left for Singapore.
阮總 Mr. Ruan.
這錢我不要了 I don't want your money.
你不是想揍我嗎 You want to beat me up.
我也不願意等了 Well, I don't want to wait any longer.
呦 你還想剁我是怎麽著你 So you're going to attack me now?
你不就想出這口氣嗎 You want me right?
你想要我哪兒就隨便剁 Well here's a knife. Go ahead and chop.
剁完了 從今後咱們倆誰也不欠誰的 But when you're clone,
別慎著了 we'll be even.
動手吧 Go on, chop.
高 You're good.
真高 Very good.
沒想到你還是一青皮 我是真想揍你一頓 I want to give you a licking.
我也是真想交你這麽一個朋友 But I also started to kind of like you.
你姐姐的事 小蕓都告訴我了 Xiaoyun told me about your sister.
這錢是我欠你的 This money is your,
你該要 so take it.
我要真想打你 你不要這錢你也躲不過去 不過你應該把這錢還給人家小蕓 But Xiaoyun's really the one who should get it.
人家替你交了住院費 She paid for your sister's hospital bill.
別臭美 Don't get a big head.
不是沖你 是沖你姐 She did it for your sister, not for you.
她什麽時候走的 When did she leave?
人前腳走你後腳就到了 You're just a step behind her.
就差一步 還是沒緣份吧 Looks like it wasn't meant to be after all.
我就是真剁了你又怎麽著 Maybe I should have given him a damn chop or two.
高 You're good.
真高 Very good.
我是小蕓 It's me.
我已經在機場了 I'm already at the airport.
能不走嗎 Can't you stay?
我答應大偉了 我必須得走 I promised Dawei I would leave.
那我得把錢還給你 But I still have to pay you back.
好好照顧你姐姐 Just take of your sister.
為了愛你的人 健康地活著吧 Stay healthy for the ones who love you.
餵 人在呢 人在呢 人在呢 Hey! I'm here. Wait, I'm here.
嚇壞了吧 Gave you a scare ,huh?
是痰堵住了呼吸道 Her windpipe was blocked,
- 已經給吸出來了 沒事 - 謝謝 謝謝 but we cleared it.Thank you.
放心吧 你姐她生命力很強 去看看吧 Don't worry. She has a strong will to live.
姐 我知道早晚有一天 Sister.I know one clay,
我怎麽想留也留不住你 I won't be able to keep you from going.
可你現在不能走 But not now.
我心裏發過誓 I couldn't take it,
無論如何我得讓你過了這個年 Just hang on for the new year, OK?
過了年就是二十一世紀了 It's almost the 21st century.
昨晚我夢見爸媽問我 I dreamt last night about clad.
咱們這個家散了嗎 He asked if our family was finished.
我說沒有 I told him no.
我在 姐姐也在 I'm still here and so are you.
爸媽說 Dad said.
那就好 "That's good. .."
我記得小時候你帶我玩兒 Remember when we played as kids?
你老跟我說 You told that everything would be fine...
到二十一世紀就好了 ...in the 21st century...
不愁吃不愁穿 家家過的都是好日子 ...that everyone would have enough to be happy.
那時候我想 那得是多遙遠的一個日子呀 It seemed so far away back then.
時間過得真快 眼看就要到了 But it's flown by.
身邊就你一個親人了 You're all I have left.
你得活著 You have to hang on.
你要是也走了 家裏一個親人都沒了 If you go, then I'll be alone.
那叫什麽好日子呀 How happy would that be?
姐 好日子還是來了 Looks like happy clays are here after all.
回來了 You're back.
還走嗎 Will you leave again?
數了多少年 Counted many years.
繞了多少圈 Seen many tears.
數到了世紀末 A new century awaits.
繞到了千禧之年 One thousand years abate.
數了多少年 Counted many years.
繞了多少圈 Seen many tears.
數到了世紀末 A new century awaits.
繞到了千禧之年 One thousand years abate.
人與人沒完沒了的恨與愛 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天與地 沒完沒了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
沒完的喜怒哀樂日復一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
春夏秋冬年復一年 Winter, spring, summer, fall, year in year out.
人與人沒完沒了的恨與愛 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天與地 沒完沒了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
沒完的喜怒哀樂日復一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
冬天過去又是春天 Winter, with its passing, gives life to spring.
人與人沒完沒了的恨與愛 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天與地 沒完沒了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire,
沒完的喜怒哀樂日復一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
春夏秋冬年復一年 Winter, spring, summer, fall, year in year out.
人與人沒完沒了的恨與愛 Man and woman, endless love and ire.
天與地 沒完沒了的暑和寒 Heaven and earth, endless ice and fire.
沒完的喜怒哀樂日復一日 Endless joy and sadness, clay in clay out.
冬天過去又是春天 Winter, with its passing, gives life to spring.
又是春天 Gives life to spring.