W-O... R... K !
W—O—R—K
Work.
工作
Today we're going to share what our parents do for...
今天大家要说出 父母从事什么…
Work !
工作！
My mommy is a doctor.
我妈是医生
My daddy is a truck driver.
我爸是卡车司机
My mom's a teacher.
我妈是老师
And your dad ?
你爸呢?
Mmm. My dad--
我爸…
He's... a liar.
他是个骗子
A-A liar ? Oh, l'm sure
骗子?
you don't mean a liar.
他应该不是骗子吧
Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
他穿西装上法庭和法官说话
Oh ! l see. You mean he's a lawyer.
我明白了，他是个律师
Hey, Fletcher. How'd it go ?
费奇，怎么样?
Just another victory for the wrongly accused.
我刚替无辜老百姓洗清冤情
Yeah, right.
才怪
Mr. Reede, great job. Do you want your coat back ?
李先生，你还要吗?
No, l'm sure you'll be needing it again and again.
留着吧，你以后还会用得上
Do you have a moment ?
李先生，你有空吗?
l'm late. lt's my day to be with my son.
我有事，今天我得陪儿子
A couple of reporters want to talk about your big win.
记者想和你谈谈今天的胜诉
Yeah ? How's my hair ?
是吗?我帅吗?
Fabulous. You look great.
你帅呆了
What time is it ?
几点了?
l am sure your dad just got held up in court again.
你爸一定有事耽搁了
Dad !
爸
Maximilian !
小麦面包
Hey, how ya doing, creep ?
你好吗，小不点儿?
Good.
很好
Me too, except my arm has been bothering me.
我也是，只是我的手好奇怪
Oh, no, Dad !
不好了
Oh, yeah.lt's becoming a claw !
没错，我的手变成“魔掌”
Nothing can stop the claw !
什么也阻止不了“魔掌”
Run, boy, run ! Save yourself !
快逃吧，快逃命吧
Do the claw to Mom ! Do the claw to Mom !
快用魔掌抓住妈妈
Uh-oh. You found the claw's only weakness.
你找到魔掌的弱点
Subzero temperatures !
冷冰冰的脸孔
So, did you have any trouble finding the place ?
你是找不到地方吗?
Okay, l'm late. l'm sorry.
我迟到了，抱歉
l ran out of gas.The gauge is broken. Rough neighborhood too.
车子没油了，油表一定坏了 我被困在黑人区
Good thing l was wearing neutral gang colors.
幸好我有兄弟的记号
l might have had to pull out my nine and bust a cap.
否则我就得劫车逃亡
My mind and my money and my money and my mind
要钱不要命，要命不要钱
They would never hurt you, Fletcher. You're their lawyer.
道上兄弟不会伤你 你是他们的律师
That was below the belt. Keep the gloves up.
你真阴险，我得小心防备
Mom, Dad's taking me to see wrestling !
妈，爸要带我去看摔角
Oh, Fletcher !
费奇
Oh, Audrey !
奥卓莉
Why do you have to take him to see that stuff ? lt's very violent.
你真是不应该 摔角太暴力了
The boy must grow to be a warrior.
这孩子得成为好汉
Who better to guide him than Rick Rude... and Randy Macho-man Savage in the cage of death ?
马场先生才是他的好榜样
Oh, good !
真是巧
Jerry, how's it going ?
杰利，你好吗?
Hey, gipper !
小船长，看看你
You look like you grow by the minute !
你又长高了
Fletcher, pleasure to see you.
费奇，你好
Hi, honey !
嗨，亲爱的
Wow. That was a nice image.
这种场面真感人
Deleted.
没了
l have some more boxes for you.
我帮你拿了纸箱
Oh, you're an angel.
你真好
Boxes ? Remember,
纸箱? 是啊
l told you a few weeks ago, Jerry's moving to Boston.
我跟你说过杰利要搬到 波士顿
Oh, right ! The job, the thing.
没错，那份新工作
What do you do again ?
你是干什么的?
Hospital administrator.
医院行政人员
Right, right !
是了
Well, the boxes are in my car.
纸箱在车上
Oh, those can wait.
不急，不急
l made this young man a promise, didn't l ?
我答应你一件事，对吧?
Got time to throw a few ?
有空陪我玩球吗?
Sure !
当然有
Come on, then !
来吧
l forgot the boyfriend was moving. Jerry !
我忘了你男友要搬家
His name is Jerry ! And yes, he's moving.
他的名字叫杰利 他是要搬家
l'm sorry. l hated him less than your other boyfriends.
真可惜，我没那么讨厌他
lt wasn't serious, was it ?
你们不是来真的吧?
Semiserious, yes.
差不多
You guys aren't-You know--
你们没有…那个吧?
l have been dating him for seven months.What do you think ?
我们交往七个月，当然有
Really ? Ooh !
真的吗?
l was hoping after being married to me you'd have no strength left.
我以为你嫁给我就爽够了
Remember, when we were married, l wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.
当时只有你爽，我可没爽到
And the ref takes a point away.
我又被重击一拳
Yeah
好
Out!
丢高点
Yeah
好
Max is gonna miss him.
麦斯会想念他
l'll be here.
我还在啊
Ready ? Yeah ! Play ball.
准备好了吗?发球！
Max, come on. We've gotta go.
麦斯，咱们走吧
Dad, are we really going to wrestling ?
爸，真的要去看摔角吗?
Absolutely, Max Factor.
当然，麦斯佛陀
We just have to stop by the office for one minute.
我先去办公室一下
Excuse me, sir. Any spare change ?
先生，有零钱吗?
Oh, l'm sorry. l'm all out.
抱歉，我没有
l can't do it.
我办不到
Fred, it's your duty to present the strongest case possible.
你必须做出最有力的辩护
The strongest case possible consistent with the truth.
这必须符合事实
Will you let the judge decide what's true ?That's what he gets paid for.
判断是非是法官的职责
You get paid to win.
你的职责是帮被告胜诉
lf you insist that l take it to trial,
如果你坚持要我出庭
l will represent Mrs. Cole aggressively and ethically.
我将依法为柯太太辩护
But Miranda, l won't lie.
但是我不肯说谎
Then we'll just have to find someone who will.
那我就得找肯说谎的人
Twenty-first floor. Men's wear.
二十一楼，男装部
Hi, Mr. Reede ! Whoa !
你好
Hey. Did you do something to your hair ?
你换了发型?
lt's a bit extreme, isn't it ?
太夸张了，对吧?
No !
不会呀
That's the thing nowadays, right ?
现在正流行
He said it would accent my facial features.
这能突出我的脸型
That's what it does !lt completely accents your facial features.
没错，它让你的脸型很突出
We're just gonna go to my office
我们要去办公室
Hey, Fletcher.
费奇
Hey, Pete.
嘿，彼特
You losing a little weight ?
你瘦了一点
l don't know. Maybe.
也许是吧
Looks and personality. A double-threat guy.
你越来越帅，越来越有魅力
Hey, Mr. Reede.
李先生
Hey... man.
嘿，老兄
lt's, uh, Randy.
我叫兰迪
Yeah, l know.
我知道
Taking lunch orders. Anything ?
你午饭要吃什么?
No, thanks.
不了
l had so much for breakfast, l'm ready to pop.
我早餐吃太饱 肚子快胀破了
l mean, l'm full.
我是说，我还不饿
Okay. Great.
太好了
Max !
麦斯
Hi, Greta.
嗨，葛妲
Hey, what's new ?
你好吗?
lt's my birthday tomorrow, and we're having a party.
明天我生日，我要开派对
Wow ! l am sure your daddy has got you something wonderful.
你爸一定会送你生日礼物
Yeah ?
真的吗?
Yeah, you bet ! Listen, kiddo.
当然是真的
Why don't you play in my office for a minute. Sue somebody for everything they've got.
听着，到我的办公室玩 把每个人都告到破产
Maybe you can send a fax to one of your girlfriends.
或是传真给你的小女友
Hey, sorry.
对不起
Damn it ! l completely forgot.
该死，我都忘了
Oh, what a surprise.
很正常
You are a saint. l should buy you a gift.
你真是圣人，我该送你礼物
You did.
你送了
l always do the classy thing. Any calls ?
没有你不行，有人找我吗?
The Drawlings' clerk needs your filing.
资料部要你的档案
Tell him it's in the mail.
骗他说我寄了
Right. You'll do it next week.
好的，他下周会收到
Mr. McKinley phoned to confirm your meeting tomorrow.
麦先生明天和你有约
Strep throat. Some kind of virus. What's going around ?
扁桃腺发炎，不 我染上病毒
Asian flu ?
亚洲流行性感冒
Good one.
棒呆了
And your mother called.
你老妈找你
l'm on vacation.
我在休假
lt's your fifth week.
五个礼拜了
Snowed in. Phones are down.
我被大雪困住，电话断线
Break mother's heart. Done. That's it.
伤老妈的心，没问题
Except Miranda's looking for you.
还有，玛兰达在找你
How much ass do l have to kiss to make partner ?
我得拍多少马屁 才能当合伙人
Tell her l broke my leg and l had to be shot.
跟她说我摔断腿，必须住院
Tell her yourself.
你自己跟她说吧
And then send out a notice of judgement on my win today !
再发出我胜诉的消息
l'll get right on it.
马上办
Miranda ! Hey, l didn't see you.
玛兰达，我没看到你
You look beautiful today.
你今天真美
Here ! l bought you a gift.
来，送你的礼物
Oh, thanks.
谢了
l heard about your victory. Congratulations.
听说你今天胜诉，恭喜了
You're making quite an impression on the partnership committee.
你让合伙委员会刮目相看
That's right ! You folks are meeting soon.
没错，你们又要开会
l've been so busy, l haven't even thought about it.
我最近太忙，根本没想到
Anyway. l have a client in my office.Better not keep him waiting.
办公室有客人，我得进去了
Actually, something rather important's just come up.
费奇，有件案子很重要
Um, you're not busy tonight, are you ?
你今晚有空吧?
We're not going, are we ?
去不成了，对吧?
Audrey.
奥卓莉
You know how there are moments you know are critical ?
人生有些重要的时刻
And choices that have to be madeupon which all one's future happiness will depend ?
你必须做出影响一生的抉择
This is one of those moments.
现在就是重要时刻
What are you trying to say ?
你想说什么?
Will you marry me ?
你愿意嫁给我吗?
You're moving.
你马上要搬走
l know, but l want you and Max to come with me.
我知道 我要你和麦斯跟我走
Audrey, l've been giving this a lot of thought.
我想了很久
You know l'm not prone to wild flights of romantic fancy.
我也不是一时心血来潮
Mmm. But the thought of you and l together just makes sense.
你和我结婚是最好的抉择
Now l'm ready. l think you're ready.
我们俩的感情很成熟
l love Max.You love Max.
我爱麦斯，你更爱他
lt's right. lt fits.
时机再好不过了
So what do you say ?
怎么样?
Hey, creepy. Happy birthday.
小不点儿，生日快乐
How old are you now, 22 or 23 ?
你几岁了?22?23?
l'm five, Dad. Okay.
我才五岁
Return the beer keg.
好吧，把啤酒退回去
Cancel the dancing girls.
请脱衣舞娘走人
l don't know what l'm gonna do. l feel completely unprepared for this.
我现在该怎么办?
You see, l bought you a present, but last night...
我替你买了礼物，可是昨晚
l accidentally swallowed it.
我不小心吞了下去
Dad, it's in your belly !
爸，它在你肚子
Scalpel.
退后
l hope it's not partially digested !
希望还没完全消化
Ooh ! Look out !
小心了
Cool !
酷毙了
What is it ?Cool !
这是什么?
lt's-lt's a surprise.
这是个…惊喜
All right, it's a pony. Just open it !
好啦，是匹小马，快拆开吧
l'm gonna help, 'cause l can't stand it !
让我帮忙，我也等不及
Baseball stuff !
棒球手套！
Baseball stuff !
棒球手套！
Cool !
酷毙了
Can we play ?l'll be Nomo.
可以玩吗?我当野茂英雄
You can be Jose Canseco. Can we play ?
你当荷西坎塞柯，好吗?
Absolutely.
当然可以
Yeah !
好耶
Right after your party tonight, we'll do it.
生日派对过后，咱们就去玩
You and me.
就我们两个
l just have to really concentrate on this right now.
我现在得专心做事
Hey ! Happy birthday.
生日快乐
Thanks, Mom.
谢了，妈
Happy birthday, Max !
生日快乐，麦斯
One, two, three, four, five.
一、二、三、四、五
And one for good luck !
祝你好运
He struck the child. Did you see that ?
他打孩子，看到吗?
Look at what Dad got me !
这是爸给我的
Whoa ! Great !
棒呆了
Hey, l have my glove in the car.
我车上有手套
Maybe we can stop at the park on the way home and play catch.
咱们待会到公园玩球，如何?
Then tonight we can rub oil in it and wrap a big rubber band around it.
晚上再抹油，用橡皮筋套住
lt'll be great.
一定很好玩
Hey, great gift, Dad !
你真好，老爸
Thanks, son.
是啊，乖儿子
l'm so glad my gift could bring those two together.
我的礼物让他们玩在一块儿
My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.
我就快完全消失了
Something's come up, and we need to talk.
有件事我想跟你商量
Come on, Mom. l want to go play !
快点，我想去玩球
And actually it's kind of important, so maybe we could talk tonight ?
这件事很重要，今晚可以吗
Tonight ? Yes.Sure. Of course.
今晚?
Max's birthday party. Oh ! Yeah.
是啊，麦斯的生日派对 没错，当然可以
We'll talk then. Great !
到时候再说
Maximus ! l'm outta here.
麦斯威尔咖啡，我走了
Bye, Dad.
爸，再见
Jerry, enjoy my wife.
杰利，好好地玩我老婆
Well, this is good.
很好，很高明
This is really smart. Thank you. Only--
谢谢夸奖
Well, it's not true. Does that present a problem ?
只是，这都不是真的 这是问题吗?
Mrs. Cole, the only problem here...
柯太太，唯一的问题是
is that after you've provided years of faithful service and loving support,
你全心全意抚养他的孩子
of raising his children-they are his ?
真是他的孩子吧?
Huh ? Oh. Yeah, yeah. One for sure.
其中一个绝对是
After all that, your husband wants to deny you...
你先生却不让你分享 他的财产
a fair share of the assets based on one act of indiscretion. Seven.
只因为你在外面有一个… 七个
Pardon me ?
什么?
Seven single acts of indiscretion.
我在外面有过七个男人
Seven acts of indiscretion, only one of which he has any evidence of...
你有七个男人 他只逮到一个
and all of which he himself is responsible for.
况且这全是他的错
He is ? Mrs. Cole.
是吗?
You're the victim here. The wife of a cold, distant workaholic.
柯太太，你才是受害者 你先生只爱工作不爱美人
Starved for affection, driven into the arms of another man !
你被逼的 投向一个男人的怀抱
Seven.
七个男人
Yeah, whatever !
管他的
You're not trying to deny him what is rightfully his.
你也不想占他的便宜
All you're insisting on is what is rightfully yours. Yeah.
你只想得到应有的补偿
And maybe a...fraction more.
也许再要求多一点
l think you're bending over backwards.
你已经够委屈了
Yeah.
没错
l did offer to give him joint custody of the kids.
况且我愿意和他 共同抚养孩子
He is, after all, a wonderful father.
因为他是个好父亲
And how does he repay you ?
他却这样对待你?
By dragging you through a painful litigation process !
狠狠的告你一状
No, no, no, no ! This can't happen !
不行，你绝不能让他得逞
With all due respect, this isn't about you and Mr. Cole anymore.
请别介意 这不是你一人的事
This is about all women.
这攸关所有女性的权益
Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said,
要是蒂娜透纳 只会跟她丈夫说
"Hit me again,
狠狠的打我吧
lke, and put some stank on it ?"
她就没有今天的成就
Rolling on the river, that's where she'd be.
她只会变成河里的浮尸
But she's beyond Thunderdome, because she decided to send a message.
可是她决定给男人个教训
Wake up, sisters ! There's no-o-o-o-o-o...
觉醒吧，姐妹们
such thing as a weaker sex !
女人可不是好欺负的
You know what ?
你说的对，李先生
You're right, Mr. Reede. l am tired of getting kicked around !
我受够男人的气了
Good for you !
这才对
Thank you.
谢谢你
l am so grateful...to have an attorney l can trust.
我终于找到能够信赖的律师
Oh, you are good. You are very, very good.
你真高竿，真是没话说
The Cole case is worth a truckload of money to this firm.
这件案子能让事务所赚大钱
lf you win, l guarantee you'll make partner.
要是你胜诉 就能成为合伙人
ln fact,
这样吧
how would you like to make...a partner right now, hmm ?
你现在不如先跟我“合伙”
Oh, l don't know. l should--
这个嘛，我不应该…
Happy, happy, happy happy, happy, happy
我今天真是…真是…
Happy l'm so happy today
…快乐得不得了
l live in the U.S.A. So honey ? Have you, uh, thought about--
甜心，你考虑过我的提议吗
You know, what we talked about ? Uh, yeah. l can't go.
考虑过 好极了 我不能跟你去
What ? Wh-Why not ?
什么?为什么?
Because of Max.
为了麦斯
But he'll love it there.
他一定会很乐
l'm gonna take him to Fenway Park.
我会带他去球场
There's hiking and camping--
跟他一起爬山、露营
Well, really,it's...
其实都是因为…
Fletcher.
费奇
Fletcher ? Come on, honey.
费奇?少来了
He wouldn't even come over unless you reminded him.
你不开口，他都不会来
l know, but when he does come over, Max is so happy.
可是他每次来 麦斯都好开心
lt's like they have their own little world together.
他们的感情很好
The gipper and l have that too !
我和麦斯的感情也很好
l know, but it's different.
我知道，可是那不同
How ? Well--
怎么说?
He does the claw.
他会扮魔掌
The what ?
什么玩意?
The claw.
魔掌
You know, it's like this--
像是这样
l don't-Run for you life.
快逃命呀
lt's the claw ! The claw !
魔掌来了
l can't really do it that good. That's not the point.
我学得不像，这不重要
The point is...
重要的是
if they're 3,000 miles apart, they're never gonna see each other.
他们以后就不能再见面了
Fletcher's never gonna come to Boston.
费奇才不会去波士顿
Hello. Audrey ?
奥卓莉?
Fletcher ! Where are you ?
你在哪儿?我们都在等你
We're waiting. Max won't cut the cake until you get here.
麦斯要等你来才肯切蛋糕
Um-Oh, man !
真该死
Actually, something has come up. l've--
公司突然有急事
l've got this problem on a new case.
有件案子很重要
What happened ?
怎么回事?
Nothing !
没事
l stubbed my toe on the desk !
我撞到脚趾
l'm really sorry, but l just can't make it.
对不起，我没办法赶到
The boss is, uh, really riding me.
老板快把我…操死了
Fletcher, it's his birthday !
今天是他的生日
l know, l know.
我知道
l'll make it up to him, l promise. l'll pick him up from school tomorrow, okay ?
我会补偿的，明天我去接他
You're gonna pick him up ?
你要去接他?
Yes !
没错
All right, hold on a minute.
我去叫他听
You can say happy birthday.
你可以祝他生日快乐
No ! Gotta go !
不行，我得走了
Good-bye.
再见
Hello. Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐
Happy birthday, dear Max
祝你生日快乐，麦斯
Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐
Okay, birthday boy. Make a wish.
小寿星，许个愿
Come on, Max. lt can be anything you want. Anything in the whole world.
来嘛，你什么愿都能许
Max. Your father is sorry. He had to work.
麦斯，你爸爸得上班
He said he was gonna be here. He promised.
他答应我要来的
l know,
我知道
but he promises that he is gonna see you tomorrow.
他保证明天会来看你
Okay ? He's gonna pick you up from school. All right ?
他会去接你下课
So come on. Make a wish.
来嘛，许个愿
l wish that for only one day... Dad couldn't tell a lie.
我希望爸爸有一天能不说谎
Mmm. That was incredible. Was it good for you ?
昨晚真棒，你爽不爽?
l've had better.
别人让我更爽
"l've had better" ?
别人让我更爽?
"l've had better" ?
别人让我更爽?
"l've had better."
有没有搞错?
New in the building ?
你也住这儿?
Yeah, l just moved in Monday.
我刚搬来
Oh ! You like it so far ?
你还习惯吧?
Everybody's been real nice.
这儿的邻居都很好
Well, that's because you have big jugs.
那是因为你是波霸
l mean, your boobs are huge.
我是说你的咪咪很大
l mean, l wanna squeeze 'em.
我是说我很想摸一把
Mama.
妈咪
Any change, mister ?
你有零钱吗?
Absolutely.
当然有
Could you spare some ?
请你赏我一些
Yes, l could.
没问题
Will ya ? How come ? Mm-mm.
拜托
Because l believe you will buy booze with it !
不行，你会拿去买醉
l just wanna get to the office without being confronted by the decay of Western society !
我可不想面对西方文明的堕落
Plus, l'm cheap !
而且我很小气
Jerk off !
王八蛋
You look like you're having a rough morning.
你今天气色不太好
Ding, ding, ding ! What do we have for her, Johnny ?
答对了，她得到什么奖品?
Fletcher.
费奇
Dana.
黛娜
All right, Samantha. How much will it take to put an end to all this ?
莎曼珊，你要多少才肯罢手
Fifty percent of your estate.
你一半的财产
Fifty percent ?
一半?
With a pre-nup and proof of adultery ?
婚前协议加上她红杏出墙
What's your case ?
你要怎样辩护?
Our case is simply this.
我要这样辩护…
B-M--B-M--
n-n--
N-n-
h-h--
H-h-
l-l-l-
l-l-
Very funny, Fletcher !
不好笑
You wanna play hardball ? l'm game.
你想来硬的，我随时奉陪
You wanna play hardball ? l'm game.
你想来硬的，我随时奉陪
What are you doing ? What is wrong with you ?
你搞什么鬼?你有毛病吗?
All rise
请起立
for the Honorable Judge Marshall Stevens.
正直的史马歇法官
Honorable ?
正直个屁
Good morning.
早安
Call case number BD-09395.
BD09395一案
Samantha Cole vs. Richard Cole.
柯莎曼珊控告柯理察
How are we doing this morning, Counsel ?
两位律师好吗?
Fine. Thank you.
很好
And you, Mr. Reede ? .
你呢，李先生?
l'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode last night
我昨晚在床上没爽到
Well, you're still young. lt'll happen more and more.
你很年轻 这事以后还会发生
ln the meantime, what do you say we get down to business ?
现在让我们办正事吧
First, Mr. Reede, l see--
首先，你的委托人…
l would like a continuance !
庭上，我要求延期
This case has been delayed several times, Mr. Reede.
此案已拖延了好几次
l realize that, Your Honor, but l would really, really like a continuance.
我知道，我真的很想延期
l'll have to hear good cause, Counsel.
你必须有很好的理由
What's the problem ?
你有什么问题?
l can't lie !
我不能说谎
Commendable, Mr. Reede, but l'm waiting to hear good cause.
我很佩服，不过你的理由呢
Do you have one or not ?
你有没有正当理由?
Not.
没有
Motion for continuance denied.
我拒绝延期的动议
ls there any chance of a settlement in this case ?
此案有和解的可能吗?
l don't think so, Your Honor.
应该没有，庭上
Mrs. Cole is already to pay for $2400000
柯先生愿意付两百四十万元
But Mr. Reede has made it clear he has no desire--
李先生却坚持不肯…
Settle !Settle, settle, settle, settle !
和解！我要和解！
l don't want to settle.
我不想和解，李先生
Mr. Reede. You convinced me yesterday, l'm the victim !
你昨天说我才是受害人
l'm starved for affection. l'm driven into the arms of another man.
我被逼向另一个男人的怀抱
Seven !
七个男人
Yeah, whatever.
管他的
With the story you came up with, l don't think we can lose.
用你的说法肯定能胜诉
l want to proceed.
我要打这场官司
Mrs. Cole, you don't understand.
柯太太，你不明白
Mr. Reede. Do we have a settlement ?
李先生，你们愿意和解吗?
No !
不愿意
No, Your Honor.
不愿意，庭上
There's no settlement.
不愿意和解
Trial to commence 1:30 sharp.
下午一点半开庭
lt was me !
是我放的屁
Hi, Mr. Reede !
李先生
Like the new dress ?
喜欢我的新打扮吗?
Whatever takes the focus off your head.
至少没你的发型那么逊
What's up, Fletcher ?
你好吗?
Your cholesterol, fatty ! Dead man walking.
你快被胆固醇害死了
Hey, Fletcher.
嘿，费奇
Hey ! You're not important enough to remember.
你这小角色没人记得
What's it gonna be, Mr. Reede ?
你要吃什么?
A pockmark, eventually !
青春痘
Don't ask ! For God's sakes, don't ask.
别再问了，老天爷
All right. You can beat this.
你一定能克服
lt's all a matter of willpower !
有志者事竟成
A test. Something small.
做个小测验
Red. Red. All right ? Now focus.
这是红笔，专心点
The color of this pen is r-r-r--
这支笔的颜色是…
The color of this pen...
这支笔的颜色是…
is re-e-e-e-e--
是红色
Re-e-e-e--
红…
The color of the pen that l hold in my hand...
我手上这支笔的颜色是…
is r-r-r-r-r-r-royal blue !
蓝色
One lie, and l can't say it !
这点小谎我都不会说
l'll write it.
我要用写的
“这是支…”
Write it ! Write it, or l'll break it off !
给我写，否则我把手打断
“蓝笔”
Agh ! No !
不是吧
Come on ! Stop it.
别这样
Boss ? What happened ?
老板，怎么了?
The pen is blue. The pen is blue !
这支笔是蓝色的
The goddamn pen is blue !
这支笔是蓝色的
Mr. Reede, are you all right ?
李先生，你没事吧?
l gotta go home.
我得回家
Home ? Was the case settled ?
案子和解了?
No ! l have to be in court at 1:30 !
没有，一点半得出庭
Then how are you going to go home ?
你怎么能回家?
l don't know. l don't know.
我不晓得
Okay.
好吧
Uh, Mr. Reede, Reuben and Dunn called.
邓检察官来电
They need to know where the Darby settlement offer stands.
他要知道和解条件还有效吗
l just proposed a settlement to dick with them !
我只是想耍他一下
Dick with them. Got it.
耍他一下，记下来了
And your mother called.
你母亲来电
Are you still on vacation ?
你还在休假吗?
No.
没有
Then you're here ?
你回来上班了?
Yes.
当然
Thank you for clearing that up, sir.
谢谢你澄清这点
And your ex-wife called. She wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.
你前妻来电问你 几时去接儿子
Oh, l'm such a shit !
我真是浑蛋
Hello. Audrey ?
喂? 奥卓莉
Fletcher, hi. Are you still picking Max up from school today ?
嗨，你还要去接麦斯吗?
Here's the thing. l really can't !
不行，我的案子没和解
l had a case l was certain would settle, and it didn't, and l have to go to court.
下午我得出庭
Right.
才怪
lt's true ! l really want to see Max today !
是真的，我很想去接麦斯
l really do.
可是我没办法
Uh-huh, but things just keep coming up at the last minute.
因为你老是临时有事
Yes, but this time it's different.
可是这次不同
l see. How is that ?
是吗?怎么说?
Now l'm telling the truth.
这次我说的是实话
And last night you weren't.
昨晚你没说实话?
Well, what were you doing ?
没错 那你在干嘛?
Having sex !
和女人上床
Well, l hope that it was with someone very special.
希望她是你心爱的女人
No ! That's the thing. l don't even like her, but she's a partner.
不是，我根本就不喜欢她
l thought l could help my career by making her squeal.
不过她是老板，我只想升职
What's wrong with me ?
我到底是怎么了?
l'm getting what l deserve. l'm reaping what l sow. l'm--
我是罪有应得、活该倒霉
ls Dad still picking me up ?
爸会来接我吗?
No, Max, he's not.
不会
l'm sorry, but l'm gonna pick you up, okay ?
对不起，不过我会去接你
l'll work it out.
我会想办法
l guess my wish didn't come true.
我的愿望没有实现
What wish ?
什么愿望?
l wished that for just one day Dad couldn't tell a lie.
我希望爸爸有一天能不说谎
Max ?
麦斯
l have something important to talk to you about, okay ?
我要和你说一件很重要的事
Okay. Okay.
好吧
Hello ?
喂?
Audrey ! Let me explain. Something has happened to me.
让我解释，我一定出了问题
Well, something else is about to happen to you.
你还有别的问题
Max and l are moving to Boston.
我和麦斯要搬到波士顿
What ?
什么?
Jerry has asked me to marry him,
杰利向我求婚
and Max and l are going this weekend to look at houses.
我们要跟他去看房子
l thought it was semiserious !
我以为你们还没论及婚嫁
lt's just been given a violent shove into serious.
我们现在是认真的
You can't move to Boston; l'll never see Max !
你们不能去 我会见不到麦斯
You'll have the same relationship you have with him now, won't you ?
那样跟现在有什么分别?
Where are you ?
你在哪里?
l'm going home.
我正要回家
When you get there, just stay there.
你千万别出门
l'm coming over. We have to talk.
我马上过去，我们得谈谈
Fletcher !
费奇
l'll be right there.
我马上到
Hey, Mr. Reede- La, la, la, la
李先生
La la La, la, la, la
Fletcher.
费奇
Holy hell !
我的老天
You can run, but you can't hide.
你逃不出我的手掌心
What's your problem, schmuck ?
你搞什么?
l'm an inconsiderate prick !
我是个自私的浑蛋
Oh, shit !
可恶
Shit !
惨了
You know why l pulled you over ?
你知道为何被拦下来吗?
Depends on how long you were following me !
这要看你跟了我多久
Why don't we take it from the top ?
咱们从头开始
Here goes.
拿去吧
l sped, l followed too closely, l ran a stop sign,
我超速、闯红灯、差点撞车
l almost hit a Chevy, l sped some more,
我又超速、没有让行人先走
l failed to yield,
没打方向灯就换车道
l changed lanes without signaling while speeding !
然后我又超速闯红灯
ls that all ?
还有没有?
No.
还有
l have unpaid parking tickets.
我有未缴的违规停车罚单
Be gentle.
拿去
Audrey ! Wait !
奥卓莉，等等
Wait, Audrey. Ooh !
等一下
Hold on. Wait !
等等，等等
Wait. l just had an insight into myself. l'm crazy.
我终于知道，我发疯了
You call and say, "Wait, l'll be right over,"
你说你马上赶来 还要我等你
and here's the crazy part-l actually wait.
荒谬的是，我竟然乖乖地等
l can explain this.
我可以解释
l have missed a department meeting.
我得赶去开会…
Did you come in a cab ?
你搭计程车来的?
Yes !
没错
Where's your car ?
你的车呢?
Thank you ! l can't tell you how much this means to me.
我真不知该怎么谢你
l can. $1,654.11.
还我 一千六百五十四块一毛七
How do you sleep at night ?
你不会良心不安吗?
l'm taking this.
我要这玩意
You scratched my car !
你刮坏我的车子
Where ?
哪儿?
Right there !
就在这儿
Oh, there.
那个嘛
That was already there.
早就有了
Why, you !
你这…
You liar !
你这大骗子
-You know what l'm gonna do about this ?
你知道我要怎样吗?
-What ?
怎样?
Nothing !
不怎么样
Because if l take you to court, it'll drain eight hours out of my life,
到法院告你只会浪费时间
and you won't show up,
你也不会出庭
and if l got the judgement, you'd just stiff me anyway !
就算我胜诉，你也会赖帐
So l'm gonna piss and moan like an impotent jerk...
所以我只能像个傻子生闷气
and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe !
然后弯下腰，踢排气管出气
You been here before, haven't ya ?
这地方你来过，对吧?
Well, l can't remember when l've had more fun, but if you'll excuse me, l have a class.
我玩得很愉快 我得去上课了
Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me ?
你是生我的气才要嫁给他?
No, l divorced you because l was mad at you.
我是生你的气才跟你离婚
Wait. l want to talk about this !
等一下，我们得谈谈
What do you want to say ?
你想谈什么?
ls this guy right for you ?
这家伙真的适合你吗?
He is so... not me !
他一点都不像我
That's one of his best qualities.
这是他最大的优点
But he's kind of a magoo.
不过他很那个…
l'm sorry.
对不起
You're wrong. Sometimes maybe he is a little--
你错了 他有时候的确有点…
Magoo !
阿达
Yes.
没错
But since we've been going out--
可是我们交往后…
My God, l'm not having this conversation with you.
我不想跟你谈这些
Audrey, you can't go.
你不能离开，这不公平
This is not fair. Fair ?
不公平?咱们就谈这点吧
Okay, let's define fair. Last night a five-year-old boy was crushed...
你骗儿子说 要去他的生日派对
because his father lied to him about coming to his birthday party.
结果害他伤心欲绝
Fair ?
这公平吗?
Last night--
昨晚的事…
Was none of my business. None of my business. Thank you.
…与我无关 谢谢你
Two years ago, it was my business.
两年前跟我有很大关系
But l don't have to care anymore.
不过我现在不在乎
That's the magic of divorce.
这就是离婚的好处
But it matters to Max !
可是麦斯很在乎
Everything you do matters, and everything you don't do.
麦斯很在乎你的所作所为
All right. Now let me tell you something. l'm a bad father !
让我告诉你 我是很糟的父亲
l mean--
我是说
l'm a bad father.
我是个很糟的父亲
You're not a bad father...
你不是很糟的父亲
when you show up.
你陪他的时候不是
What if l come right after court and play ball ?
等我出完庭就赶过来 陪他玩球
Then you and l can talk before you make any rash decisions !
咱们坐下来好好地谈谈
No, we are leaving tonight.
不行，我们今晚就走
Please, Audrey. Give me one more chance.
求求你再给我一次机会
l'm throwing myself on the mercy of the court.
这是我的肺腑之言
l lost you,
我失去了你
but please don't make me lose Max too.
求求你，别让我失去麦斯
Give me a chance to be the father l started out to be.
给我当个好父亲的机会
You're really coming ?
你真的会来?
This is ironclad.This is the mother of all promises. What time ?
千真万确、绝不食言 几点钟?
Okay, 6:00.
六点整
Ten to six.
五点五十分
All right.
好吧
All right. But if l tell Max that you're coming,
要是这次你再放麦斯的鸽子
and you don't show up and l have to see that look on his face-that heartbreaking look--
我又得看他伤心欲绝的模样
we're going to Boston.
我们就要去波士顿
lf l don't show up, l'll pack you myself.
要是我爽约，我就替你打包
l will lovingly wrap your nicknacks with bubble paper.
我会把你的行李包得好好的
l hope so.
希望不会
Do you know what your son was doing at 8:15 last night ?
你知道昨晚八点十五分 你儿子在做什么?
He was making a birthday wish that for just one day...
他在许愿
his father couldn't tell a lie.
他希望爸爸有一天能不说谎
Oh, my God ! That's it !
我的老天，这就对了
"l do not like them, Sam l Am. "l do not like green eggs and ham.
我不爱三明治 我不爱火腿蛋
"Would you like them here or there ?
你爱别的东西吗?
l would not like them--" Excuse me.
我不爱…
Hi. l'm Max's bad father-Er, l'm his father.
抱歉，我是麦斯的坏父亲…
Dad !
爸
Could l borrow him for just one second ?
我能借用他一下吗?
Monster Max !
大怪兽
You came to play catch ?
大恐龙，我们玩球好吗?
l'd like to,
现在不行
but l can't. l gotta talk to you.
我得跟你谈谈
Your mommy told me about that wish you made last night. lt came true, Max.
你昨晚许的愿望成真了
Really ? You mean you have to tell the truth ?
真的吗?你得说实话啰?
Yes.
是啊
No matter what ?
你不会撒谎
No matter what !
绝对不会
ls wrestling real ?
摔角是真的吗?
ln the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.
奥运里是真的 电视上是假的
Will sitting too close to the TV set make me go blind ?
看电视坐太近，眼睛会瞎吗
Not in a million years.
绝对不会
lf l keep making this face,
如果我一直做鬼脸
will it get stuck that way ?
舌头会卡住吗?
Uh-uh. ln fact some people make a good living that way.
不会，有些人靠这技俩赚钱
Now listen, Max. You've gotta do something for me.
听着，你得帮我个忙
l need you to take back that wish.
你得收回那愿望
So you can lie ?
你才能再说谎?
Yes.
没错
But not to you.
我不会对你说谎
You see, Max,
你要明白
sometimes grownups need to lie.
有时候大人得说谎
lt's hard to explain, but if--
很难向你解释
Look, here's a good example. When your mommy was pregnant with you,
就像你妈怀你时胖了四十磅
she gained 40 pounds; there was nothing she wouldn't eat.
她大吃特吃，我被吓坏了
And Daddy was scared. But when she'd ask me, "How do l look ?"
她问我觉得如何
l'd say, "Honey, you look great. You're glowing."
我却得说，你简直美呆了
lf l had told Mommy she looked like a cow, it would have hurt her feelings.
要是我说她像头母牛就惨了
Understand ?
明白吗?
My teacher tells me real beauty's on the inside.
老师说内在美才重要
That's just something ugly people say.
丑八怪才这么说
Max, no one can survive in the adult world if they have to stick to the truth.
大人不说谎就活不了
l could lose my case, l could lose my promotion,
我不能胜诉、不能升职
l could even lose my job.
还可能会丢掉差事
Now, l need your help, Max.
我要你帮忙，好吗?
Okay.
好吧
Okay. Do whatever you did last night,
就像昨晚那样许愿
only this time, make it an "unwish."
这次你得收回愿望
l did it.
好了
Excellent ! Now, l just need a little test.
太好了，我得做个小测验
-Did it work ?
有用吗?
-Not like l'd hoped.
没有用
Did you unwish it ?
你收回愿望吗?
Only--
有呀，可是…
What ? Only what ?
可是什么?
Yesterday, when l wished it, l really meant it.
昨晚我许的愿是真心的
This time when l unwished it, l only did it 'cause you told me to.
这次是你逼我 我才收回愿望
All right. Do it again.
好吧，再来一次
And this time, mean it.
这次你要真心真意
But l can't !
我办不到
Why not ?
为什么?
'Cause l don't want you to lie.
我不要你说谎
l explained this.l have to lie. Everybody lies.
我跟你说过，我得说谎 人人都说谎，你妈会说谎
Mommy lies. Even the wonderful Jerry lies.
就连杰利也会说谎
But you're the only one that makes me feel bad.
可是只有你才会让我伤心
Max, recess is over. Come on in !
麦斯，上课了，进来吧
Mom says we're moving to Boston.
妈说我们要搬到波士顿
That isn't for sure yet.
她还没有决定
She promised we'd talk about it tonight.
我今晚会到家里和她谈
l am coming !
我会去的
You believe me, don't you, Max ?
你相信我吧?
l'll see you later, buddy.
待会见，小子
Fletcher. How's it hanging ?
你（那话儿）还好吧?
Short, shriveled and always to the left.
又皱又短，老垂到左边
Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another A.T.M.
豹哥来电，他又抢了银行
This time at knife-point. He needs your legal advice.
他要你的专业建议
Stop breaking the law, asshole !
别再犯法了，痞子
Boss, are you all right ?
老板，你还好吧?
My son hates me.
我儿子恨我
Max loves you.
他很爱你
l've seen you together. You're his hero.
我看过你们，你是他的偶像
Oh, yeah ?
是吗?
Last night at his birthday party, he made a wish...
昨晚他许下生日愿望
that l wouldn't be able to lie for one whole day.
他希望我有一天能不说谎
Kids.
孩子话
lt came true.
成真了
What ? Max's wish !
什么?
lt came true.
麦斯的愿望成真了
Boss, maybe you should just take a few days off.
也许你该休息几天
Greta ! Didn't it seem weird to you that l kept telling the truth all morning ?
你不觉得我今天有点怪吗?
Well, yeah. But--
是有点怪
What are you saying ? That you are incapable of lying ?
你是说你不会说谎?
That's right ! l am incapable of lying !
没错，我不会说谎
Just for today ?
只有今天
Apparently. 'Til 8:15 tonight.
直到今晚八点十五分
lt's one of those 24-hour curses.
这是二十四小时的诅咒
Those are going around.
才怪
You don't believe me, do you ?
你不相信?
Of course not.
当然不信
How ironic !
真是好笑
Okay. Ask me something you think l would normally lie about.
尽管问 你认为我会说谎的问题
All right. Remember a couple of months ago when l wanted a raise ?
好吧，几个月前我要求加薪
l don't want to do this. And the company wouldn't give me one...
算了，别问了
and l asked if you would give it to me out of your own pocket...
公司不肯 你说你自己掏腰包
And you said the company would not allow it, because it would create jealousy...
可是公司怕这么做
among the other secretaries.
会让别的秘书嫉妒
Was that true, or did you just not want to pony up the dough ?
这是真的 还是你不想出钱?
Greta, please !
葛妲，求求你
Judge Stevens, hi ! Fletcher Reede.
史法官，我是李费奇
l'm scheduled in your court in half an hour.
半小时要出庭
Judge Stevens, l badly, badly need a continuance.
我真的很希望能够延期
lll ? Am l ill ?
生病?我是不是生病?
That is the perfect question for you to ask.
问得好
Please lie for me ! l remember when you bought me this...
葛妲，帮我说谎
antique frame from Tiffany's-Tiffany's ?
这真是蒂芬妮的古董相框吗
Garage sale. Six-fifty, marked down from ten.
跳蚤市场买的烂货
l'll give you the raise !
我现在替你加薪
Here's your raise.
去你的吧
Hi, Judge Stevens ! l know l haven't given you an answer.
史法官 我知道我还没回答
But illness could mean so many things.
病也有很多种
Can you hold ?
请稍候
Hello ? Mom !
喂?妈！
Hi ! l wasn't really on vacation.
其实我没有休假
Because l didn't want to talk to you !
我只是不想和你说话
Because you insist on talking about Dad's bowel movements-size, color, frequency !
你老爱提爸大便的形状 和颜色
l'll call you later ! Hello ?
再见
Oh, damn it ! l cut him off.
惨了，我把他挂断了
l cut off the judge !
他是法官耶
Greta ! Don't leave !
葛妲，别走
I wear a suit a famous brand clothes kneels before you
我穿著名牌西装服 跪着求你
Mr. Reede. Several years ago, a friend had a burglar on her roof.
几年前 小偷爬到我朋友家屋顶
He fell through the skylight, landed on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg.
他跌进厨房 被菜刀割伤大腿
The burglar sued my friend. He sued my friend !
那小偷反而告我朋友
Because of guys like you, he won !
你们这种律师还帮他胜诉
My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000.
她得赔小偷六千元
ls that justice ?
这公平吗?
No.
当然不
l'd have got him ten.
我会争取到一万元
Good-bye, Mr. Reede. No, wait !
再会，李先生
l didn't understand ! Ask me again !
我没听懂问题，再问一遍 我没听懂问题，再问一遍
Have a nice day in court.
祝你好运
Greta !
葛妲
Hi. God in heaven !
我的老天
lt's nice to see you too, Fletcher. Are you busy ?
见到你真好，你在忙吗?
Extremely.
忙得很
Good. Would you follow me, please ?
好极了，跟我来
Did you know that the partnership committee is headed by Mr. Allan himself ?
艾先生亲自主持 合伙人委员会
Mm-hmm. You used to work directly for Mr. Allan.
你以前是他的属下，对吧?
Yeah.
没错
Tell me.
告诉我
What do you think of him ?
他的为人如何?
He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard !
他是个脾气又臭又倔的 老顽固
A belligerent old fart ! A steaming pile of cow dung !
说一套做一套的假道学
Figuratively speaking.
我只是说说罢了
Really ? How delightful. This way.
真的?真好玩，跟我来
Pardon me for interrupting.
不好意思，打扰了
Mr. Allan, you remember Fletcher Reede ?
艾先生，你记得李费奇吧?
Oh, yes ! Nice to see you again, Fletcher.
当然记得，很高兴见到你
l'll be observing you in court this afternoon.
今天我会看你出庭
l've been hearing some good things about you.
我听说你很高明
Well, Fletcher has just been telling me how much he thinks of you.
费奇正在说你的人有多好
Why don't you tell Mr. Allan ? Well, what do you think of him ?
快说呀 你觉得他的人如何?
He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard.
他是个脾气又臭又倔的 老顽固
A belligerent old fart. A worthless, steaming pile of cow dung.
说一套做一套的假道学
Figuratively speaking.
我只是说说罢了
That's the funniest damn thing l've ever heard !
这个笑话真好笑
You're a real card, Reede !
你真会搞笑
l love a good roast !
我最爱骂人的话
Do Simmons !
骂骂西门吧
Simmons is old !
西门是糟老头儿
He should have been out years ago,
他早该退休
but he can't stay home 'cause he hates his wife !
可是他怕老婆，不敢待在家
You've met her at the Christmas parties.
你们都见过他老婆
She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard.
她就是骂他是低能儿的泼妇
And you, Tom. You're the biggest brownnose l've ever seen !
你呢，你的鼻子比成龙大
You've got your head so far up
你老爱拍艾先生的马屁
Mr. Allan's ass, l can't tell where you end and he begins !
你满嘴都是他的屁味儿
Priceless !
精彩
You have bad breath caused by gingivitis.
你有牙周病，满嘴臭味
You couldn't get a porn star off.
你是个孬种
Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed.
你的假发像是路上的死狗
l don't know whether to comb it
我该用梳子整理
or scrape it off and bury it in lime !
还是拿铲子把它埋起来?
Loser !
失败者
ldiot !
大蠢蛋
Wimp !
胆小鬼
Degenerate !
变态佬
Slut !
荡妇
l like your style, Reede ! That's what this stuffy company needs !
我快笑破肚皮了
A little irreverence ! Good ! l'll see you later, dick-head !
这样公司才有活力 回头见，王八蛋
Dick-head ! Priceless !
王八蛋，太精彩了
Keep your eye on that boy. Dick-head !
这小子不得了，王八蛋
Third District Court is now in session.
第三地方法庭开庭
The honorable Judge Marshall Stevens presiding.
正直的史马歇法官
Afternoon, Counselors.
午安，两位律师
Are we ready to begin ?
可以开始吗?
No, sir ! We are not ready to begin...
还不能开始
because my client has not arrived !
我的委托人还没到
Hurry up ! Move it, move it !
走快点，快呀
Here she comes to wreck the day
她来搅局了
Mr. Reede !
李先生
Sorry, Your Honor.
对不起
Go, go, go. Lupe, you keep those kids quiet.
别让他们乱吵
l'm not even close to kidding.
我不是开玩笑
Sorry.
抱歉
Billy threw up in the car.
比利在车上吐
You brought your kids to your divorce ?
你把孩子带到离婚法庭?
Sympathy. Well, it's working.
博得同情
l feel sorry for them already. Hmm.
很有用，我很同情他们
Miss Appleton, you may begin.
艾小姐，请开始
From March 6 through June 12...
三月六日到六月十二日
l surveilled Mrs. Cole at the behest of Mr. Cole.
柯先生请我监视柯太太
During that period, l noted that Mr. Cole... left each day between 7:40 and 7:50.
柯先生每天七点半左右离家
Thereafter Mrs. Cole would frequently have...
然后柯太太就接待男客
a male visitor arrive and stay from one to four hours.
他们通常待一至四个钟头
l was able to take several photographs of the male visitor.
我拍下这些男客的照片
l see.
原来如此
Do you know what Mrs. Cole and her male visitor did... during these frequent... visits ?
柯太太都和男客做些什么呢
Well, they were pretty good about keeping the shades drawn,
他们都拉上窗帘
but l was able to make a recording of one such session.
不过我录下一次会面的过程
Your Honor, as you are aware, under the terms of the prenuptial agreement,
庭上，根据他们的婚前协议
if Mrs. Cole commits adultery, she is entitled to nothing.
要是柯太太红杏出墙 她什么也得不到
With your permission, we'd like to play the following tape recording.
请允许我播放这卷带子
Here comes big daddy !
宝贝儿，我来也
Oh, God ! Do it to me !
天啊
Do it to me ! Harder ! Harder !
快上吧，用力，用力
Oh, come on !
拜托
Your Honor,
庭上
how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole himself ?
录音带上的声音 可能是柯先生
You are such a better lover than my husband !
你比我先生还要厉害
Your Honor, l object !
我抗议
And why is that, Mr. Reede ?
为什么?
lt's devastating to my case !
因为这让我无法辩护
Overruled.
不准
Good call !
说的好
l gotta go. l haven't cleaned your pool.
我得走了
Your witness.
轮到你了
All right. Well, Mr. Reede, you may proceed.
李先生，请你发问
How ?
怎么说?
Your Honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break ?
我得上厕所
Can't it wait ? Yes, it can.
为什么?
But l've heard that if you hold it, it can damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection !
因为憋尿会造成摄护腺癌
ls that true ?
真的吗?
lt has to be.
没错
Well, in that case, l better take a little break myself.
这么说我也得休息一下
But you get back here immediately so we can finish this.
休息十分钟
How am l going to get out of this ?
我该怎么办?
Think. Think.
用力想，用力想
Think ! Owie ! Owie !
好痛，好痛哦
What the hell are you doing ?
你到底在干什么?
l'm kicking my ass ! Do you mind ?
我在痛殴自己，可以吗?
l found him like this in the bathroom, Your Honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him.
我在厕所找到他 他被人毒打
Who did this ?
是谁干的?
A madman, Your Honor !
一个疯子
A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful rope !
一个狗急跳墙的傻子
What did he look like ?
他长什么样子?
About 6'2", 180 pounds,
六尺二，一百八十磅
big teeth, kind of gangly.
有点暴牙，拙拙的
Bailiff, have the deputy search the building.
法警，请警卫搜遍法院
Yes, sir.
是的
Order ! Order !
安静，安静
Under the circumstances, l have no choice but to recess this case... until 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.
我不得不将本庭延至 明晨九点
Unless, of course, you feel you can still proceed.
除非你还能继续出庭
Can you ?
可以吗?
Yes,
可以
l can.
我可以
l admire your courage, Mr. Reede.
我很佩服你的勇气
We'll take a short recess so that you can compose yourself, and then we'll get started.
我让你休息一下 然后再开庭
Here you go.
给
Hello ?
喂?
Dad ?
爸
Max ? How's it going ?
麦斯，你好吗?
Great. You know Paul and Emanuel from across the street ?
很好，你知道隔壁的保罗吗
Yeah. Uh-huh. Well, they never want to play baseball with me.
知道呀
But l told them l'm playing tonight with my dad.
他想打球，我说我要和你玩
So now they want to play. ls that okay ?
晚上他能一起玩吗?
Sure. The more the merrier.
当然，人越多越热闹
Coolest ! Do you wanna be Jose Canseco ?
酷毙了 你要当荷西坎塞柯?
Oh, yeah. Who else is gonna hit that famous Nomo slider ?
当然，我才会打变化球
Mr. Reede. l gotta go now, Max.
李先生
l'll see you in a couple hours. Okay ? Bye. Bye, Dad.
我得走了，待会见 再见 再见，爸
He's really coming ! l'm gonna go change.
他真的要来，我去换衣服
Okay, go ahead !
去吧
Yeah !
好耶
Mr. Reede !
李先生
Mr. Reede ! Mr.--
李先生的头
This is my lawyer. He's a little unorthodox.
我的律师有点古怪，别怕
Mr. Reede, you remember Kenneth Falk, the man from the tape.
你记得录音带上的肯尼吧?
How could l forget ?
我忘不了
Hey, how you doing ?
你好
l've slipped into the seventh circle of hell ! Thank you.
我被打下十八层地狱 谢谢你
You ? Shouldn't we be going over our testimony right now ?
我们不是该练习证词吗?
Basically, the plan is, l walk you through the tape.
基本上，我要解释录音带
Step-by-step, l ask you questions.
一步一步，由我发问
And we give the explanation you came up with.
我们照你的话回答
Exactly.
没错
All we gotta do is lie.
我们只要说谎就行了
That sounds simple enough.
很简单嘛
Doesn't it !
可不是?
Then l'll finish up with dramatic questions.
最后我问你
Something like: Mr. Falk, isn't it true that you and Mrs. Cole... have never made Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo, lo--
傅先生 你和柯太太没有做…
Ugh ! Oh, God ! l can't do it.
我办不到
l can't finish the question if l know the answer is a lie.
他们会说谎 所以我问不出口
You may proceed, Mr. Reede.
请继续，李先生
Respondent calls... Kenneth Falk.
我请傅肯尼做证
Raise your right hand.
请举起右手
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God ?
你发誓你所说全部属实吗?
l do ! l mean--
我发誓
l do.
我发誓
Mr. Falk.
傅先生
Do you know my client, Samantha Cole ?
你认识莎曼珊吗?
Yes.
认识
lsn't it true that your relationship with my client is entirely platonic ?
你和她没有肉体上的关系…
l object, Your Honor !
我抗议
To yourself ?
你抗议自己?
Yeah. But l would like to... rephrase the question.
是的，我想重新发问
Mr. Falk, would l be accurate...
请问你和柯太太的关系
if l described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professional ?
是否纯属职业上的往来?
l object, Your Honor, and l move to strike !
我抗议，并要求惩戒
Mr. Reede, l don't know what you're on,
我不管你耍什么花招
but you better get to the point and quick.
你最好快说出重点
Thank you, sir.
谢谢你
ls your relationship with my client entirely platonic ?
你和她没有肉体关系，才怪
Not ! ls not your relationship with my client:
你和她的关系是不是…
"Boink ! Bad baby, bad baby !"
坏小子
Did you ever not make lo--
你真的没和她…
Did you-Mr. Reede !
李先生
You had sex with her every time you met, didn't you ? Didn't you !
你每次都有上她，对吧?
Liar !
大骗子
He's badgering the witness.
他在侮辱证人
lt's his witness.
这是他的证人
You slammed her ! You dunked her donuts ! You gave her dog a "snaussage" !
你上她、干她、让她爽歪歪
You stuffed her like a Thanksgiving turkey !
你像塞火鸡一样满足她
All right, it's true, okay ! l humped her brains out !
好啦，我让她欲仙欲死
There ! Now you happy ?
高兴了吧?
No further questions.
我没有问题了
Um-No questions.
我没有问题
You may step down.
请你下来
Do l dare ask you to call your next witness ?
我还敢请你叫下位证人吗?
l have no further witnesses, Your Honor.
我没有证人了
What are you doing ? Call me !
你搞什么?请我作证呀
You do not understand. l can't lie.
你搞不清楚状况 我不能说谎
l can't do anything dishonest until 8:15 tonight !
八点十五分前 我都得说实话
Listen, you bastard ! l want my money !
给我听好，我要我的钱
l am not going to end up a 31-year-old divorcee on welfare...
我的人渣律师突然良心发现
because my scumbag attorney had a sudden attack of conscience !
不能害我变成31岁 的穷困失婚妇人
Thirty-one ?
31岁?
lf Mr. Reede has no further witnesses,
如果你没有证人
then l have no choice but to rule in favor of--
我就得判柯先生胜诉
Your Honor !
庭上
l call Samantha Cole to the stand.
我请柯太太作证
Order.
安静，安静
Order ! Order !
安静！ 别吵了！
Knock it off ! Sit down !
坐下
Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity...
我完全是出于好奇心
l'm allowing this... freak show to continue.
才允许你继续这场闹剧
Mrs. Cole... if you dare.
柯太太，请吧
Mrs. Cole...
柯太太
is this a copy of your driver's license ?
这是你驾照的副本吗?
Yes.
是的
lt says here you're a blonde. Are you ?
上面写你是金发
God
天啊
lf you don't remember, perhaps Mr. Falk will.
你不记得，傅先生应该记得
Brunette.
我是褐发
We can play the tape again. Maybe it's on there.
也许录音带上有记录
l'm a brunette !
我是褐发
Thank you. Now let's see.
谢谢你
"Weight: 105." Yeah ! ln your bra.
我看看，体重一0五磅 你的咪咪就有那么重
Your Honor, l object ! You would !
我抗议 想得美
Bastard ! Hag !
臭小子
Quiet !
闭嘴
Overruled !
不准
Weight ?
体重
One-eighteen.
一一八磅
All right, fine, fine. l'm 127.
好啦，一二七磅
Uh-huh. And it says here you were born in 1964,
上面写你生于一九六四年
but that's not true either, is it ?
这也不是真的，对吧?
ls it ! No.
没错
Will you tell me what it says here on your birth certificate under "date of birth" ?
请你读出生证明上的 出生年份
Your Honor, what does this have to do with anything ?
我抗议，这与此案无关
Overruled.
不准
Mrs. Cole, answer the question.
柯太太，请回答
"1965."
一九六五年
Now let me get this straight.
让我搞清楚
That would mean that you lied about your age to make yourself older.
你谎称年龄 好让自己老一岁
But why would any woman want to do that ?
哪个女人会把年龄说老呢?
l changed it so l could get married.
我谎称年龄才能结婚
And the truth shall set you free !
真相能解放你
My client lied about her age !
她谎报年龄 结婚时才十七岁
She was only 17 when she got married, which makes her a minor,
那算是未成年少女
and in the great state of California, no minor can enter into any legal contract...
在加州，未成年少年必须有 监护人同意才能订合约
without parental consent, including--
包括…
Prenuptial agreements.
婚前协议书
Prenuptial agreements ! This contract is void !
婚前协议书，这份合约无效
The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.
她和多少男人上床也不重要
Standard Community Property applies,
离婚条例规定
and she is entitled to half of the marital assets,
她应分得夫妻财产的一半
or $11.395 million !
一千一百三十九万元
Jordan fades back. Swoosh !
乔丹上网，得分
And that's the game !
我赢啦
Nothing further, Your Honor.
没有问题了，庭上
Order. Order. Order !
安静，安静
ln light of this new evidence,
根据这项新证据
the court must rule in favor of Mrs. Cole.
本庭判柯太太胜诉
Yes ! She is hereby awarded half the marital assets.
她可分得夫妻财产的一半
The son of a bitch pulled it off !
这小子成功了
l didn't know !
我不知道她未成年
lt doesn't matter. The contract's void.
没有用，协议书无效
Order. Order.
安静，安静
l understand both parties have agreed to joint custody.
双方同意分享监护权，对吧
ls that correct ? Yes.
没错
Yes. No.
没错
l'm contesting custody.
不对，我要争取监护权
What ? lf l get sole custody,
什么?
that's another ten grand in child support payments.
我独得监护权就能多得 一万元
You just won $11 million !
你刚分得一千一百万元
Hey, l'm the victim here. You said it yourself.
你说过，我才是受害者
Now l'm gonna hit him where it hurts.
我要他付出代价
But you-you said he was a good father.
你说他是个好父亲
So ?
又怎样?
Well, Mr. Reede, do we have an agreement on custody or not ?
柯太太是否同意分享 监护权?
No.
不同意
l see.
好吧
ln that case, there will be a custody hearing on the 19th at 9:00 a.m.
十九日九时举行监护权听证会
Court is adjourned.
退庭
Come on, let's go.
咱们走吧
Daddy !
爹地
You stop that whining, or l'll give you something to whine about !
别叫了，否则我就要你好看
l wanna go with Daddy !
我要找爹地
Come here, kids. Come on. lt's all right. Don't you worry.
好了，别担心
l promise we'll be together, whatever l have to do.
我答应有时间就去陪你
lt's okay. lt's okay.
没事了
Oh, for God's sake, will you give me those ? They're mine !
拜托，放他们走
Let go of Daddy ! Let go of him ! Let go of Daddy !
放开爹地
We're leaving now ! Lupe, come on !
快走吧，走吧 S? se騩ra.
Don't you have some checks to write ? You haven't paid for them yet.
你该写支票了…
l love children.
孩子真是打赢官司的工具
They give you so much leverage in a case like this. You did an incredible job, partner.
你干得真好，合伙人
Look at him. He's stunned. He can't believe it.
你看看，他高兴的说不出话
Your Honor, may l please approach the bench ?
庭上，我能上前吗?
We're adjourned, Mr. Reede.
退庭了
Your Honor, l think we've made a big mistake.
我们犯了大错
Mr. Reede, l am tired and very cranky.
我很累，也很不耐烦
l know, but this is just... wrong, isn't it ?
我知道，但是这不对
l manipulated the system.
我玩弄了司法程序
Just because you bought it doesn't mean l'm right. lt's a technicality !
你被说服并不表示我是对的
Young man, having my judgement mocked in my own court... is not something l'm prepared to tolerate !
我不能容忍你嘲笑我的判决
Well, tell that to the kids when they're adopted... by the Manson family !
那些孩子会被变态杀手收养
One more word out of you, Mr. Reede, and l'll hold you in contempt !
你再乱说话 我就告你藐视公堂
l hold myself in contempt !
我告我自己藐视公堂
Why should you be any different ?
你也一样
Bailiff, take him away !
法警，把他带下去
This man is a good father, and children are not leverage !
他是好父亲 孩子也不是工具
Oh, no, don't do this ! l have a date to play ball with my son !
别这样，我得陪儿子打球
l can't be late ! lt's my last chance ! l'm Jose Canseco !
我不能迟到 我是荷西坎塞柯
l'm Jose Canseco !
我是天生好手
Phone call ! Phone call !
电话，我可以打一通电话
l get a phone call ! l get a phone call ! l get a phone call !
我可以打一通电话
Hello ? Audrey, it's me. Don't hang up !
是我，求求你，别挂断
l can't talk right now. Our flight leaves at 8:00.
我没空，我们得赶八点班机
What ?
什么?
l'm taking Max someplace where you can't do this anymore.
我不能再让你伤害麦斯
Audrey, wait ! The most amazing thing has happened to me.
等一下，我终于良心发现
l'm a changed man !
我已经重新做人了
Just come to the courthouse with $1,000 and bail me out.
带一千元到法院保释我
Hello ? Hello ?
喂?
Time's up, pal.
时间到了
No, just one more call. Just one more call.
让我再打一通
Okay, let's go.
好，走吧
Ready ?
好了吗?
Yeah.
好了
Will you get the door, please ?
去开门好吗?
Okay.
好
Thank you.
谢谢
Mr. Reede, you made bail.
李先生，你被交保了
Greta ! Oh, thank God !
葛妲，谢天谢地
Am l too late ? Have you been sexually molested yet ?
怎么样?你被强暴了吗?
Because l could circle the block.
我可以待会再来
How did you know l was here ?
你怎么知道呢?
One of the other secretaries called me at home,
别的秘书打电话跟我说
said you went all noble in front of Mr. Allan.
你在艾先生面前据理力争
Yeah, l think l'm fired. lsn't that great ?
我被炒鱿鱼了，太好了
l'll start my own firm. Do you need a job ?
我想自己开业，需要工作吗
l don't think you can afford me.
你付不起我的薪水
Oh, man, l gotta get my car. Audrey's on her way to the airport.
我得去开车，他们要到机场
l could lose Max forever. l can't let that happen.
我可能会失去麦斯
l love him !
我太爱他了
You know, this truth stuff is pretty cool.
说实话真好，我好爱我儿子
l love my son ! l love my son ! l love my son ! l love my son !
我好爱我儿子
Hey, need some change ? Take everything !
要零钱吗?全都拿去
But it's not gonna make you happy.
金钱不能带来快乐
l love my son ! l love my son !
我好爱我儿子…
l love my son !
我好爱我儿子…
Hey, there you are ! Hi. Just in time.
你们来得正是时候
Oh, this is the happiest moment of my entire life.
这是我一生最快乐的时刻
O-Oh ! Well, m-me, m-mine-Well, ours... also.
我…我们也是
Hey, gipper. l have something for you, young man.
小伙子，我要给你看样东西
Ooh, watch yourself. lt's the claw !
小心，魔掌来了
Ooh, the claw's coming at ya.
魔掌要来抓你了
Ooh, you're scared of the claw. You're scared of the claw.
你好怕魔掌
Jerry. Jerry. Huh ?
杰利
lt's okay. You don't have to--
你不必这样
Tower Air flight 1511 to Boston is now boarding.
前往波士顿的乘客请登机
Ooh, that's us.
那是我们
Yeah.
是啊
Ready to go ?
可以走了吗?
Yes. You ready ?
可以，你呢?
Okay. Great.
太好了
Jim Rubing, please report to Airport Security.
吉姆鲁贝，请到安全室。
Excuse me !
让开
What gate is flight 1511 leaving from ? lt's an emergency !
波士顿班机 在哪个闸口登机?
Gate number 123, but you'll never make it. Flight's already boarding.
123登机门，来不及了
lt takes more than a half hour to get through security.
要赶上班机得花半个小时
lf you want to go to Boston, there's another flight leaving tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m.
明天七点还有到波士顿的班机
Flight number one-twenty--
12…班机
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1511 from Los Angeles to Boston's Logan Airport.
欢迎搭乘前往波士顿的班机
We'll be departing shortly, and if you need help stowing your carry-on items--
我们马上起飞…
Honey, can l help you ? l'm fine.
要我帮忙吗? 不用
Are you sure ?
真的?
Jerry, l can open the bag !
我自己会拆
Would you like anything to drink before takeoff ?
您想喝点什么?
Yes. Anything with alcohol, please.
只要是酒都好
Audrey.
奥卓莉
How about that drink ?
我的酒呢?
Max ! Max !
麦斯！麦斯！
Max ! Wait !
麦斯！等等我！
That oughta do it.
这辆最好
Hey !
嘿
Thanks ! lt's running great !
谢了，真好开
Max !
冲啊
Hey ! Max !
嘿，麦斯
Hey !
嘿
Max ! l'm coming !
麦斯，我来了
Max !
麦斯
Max ! Max, where are you ?
麦斯，你在哪儿?
l love you.
我爱你
Thank you.
谢谢你
That wasn't exactly the answer l was looking for.
这不是我想听的回答
Thank you very much ?
多谢你?
l'm sorry.
对不起
lt's just--
只是…
Too fast ?
我太操之过急
lt was too fast, wasn't it ? No, i-it's--
不，我们只是…
Chemistry ? Whatever it is, we can work on it.
没有默契?我可以改进
No, no, no. lt's just that--
不是，都是…
Oh, my God, it's Fletcher !
我的天，是费奇
No, no, this has nothing to do with Fletcher.
不是，这与费奇无关
No, honey, it's Fletcher.
费奇在外头
What ? Dad ?
爸
l made it ! l'm late, but l made it !
我赶到了
What is he doing ?
他在干什么?
He came to see us off.
他来送飞机
Wave.
挥挥手
l won't let you go !
我不让你走
Oh, shit !
靠
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Control one-nine, this is Tower 1511, heavy.
塔台，这是1511班机
Ready for takeoff.
我们可以起飞
Hey !
嘿
What was that ?
那是什么?
Looked like a shoe.
好像是只鞋子
Pull over ! Pull this thing over !
停下来，靠边停下来
Control one-nine, some idiot has hijacked a flight of stairs.
塔台，有个蠢蛋偷开登机梯
We're gonna stop this plane.
我们得停下来
Yeah ! No-o-o-o-o !
不
Help
救命啊
You people are all doing a wonderful job !
你们都很尽职
That's far enough, folks.
请退后
He's my husband--
他是我先生
was my husband.
他是我的前夫
All right, go ahead. Okay.
过去吧
Max, you stay here with Jerry, and l'll be right back, okay ?
麦斯，跟杰利留在这儿
Audrey !
费奇
Great news ! Fletcher !
好消息
Both my legs are broken, so they can't take me right to jail.
我的腿断了，暂时不必坐牢
Fletcher, what were you doing ? Are you out of your mind ?
你这是干什么?你疯啦?
No, l'm thinking clear. l've never been this clear !
不，我的脑筋清楚得很
Dad ?
爸
Creep.
小不点儿
He was getting kind of upset.
我有点心急
Are you all right ?
你没事吧?
Yeah.
没事
l'm hurting here, though.
我的心好痛
l'm a dope, Max. All this time you've been here...
我是个傻瓜 你一直在我身边
and l could see you anytime, but l didn't.
我却不懂得珍惜
Then your mom told me you were moving to Boston, and l started thinking.
听到你们要搬走，我就在想
l could be sitting around sometime and... want to look at you and hold you and play with you, and l won't be able to.
以后我想看看你，陪你玩耍 都没有办法了
l don't think l'm gonna do too well with that.
没有你，我会很难过
l love you more than anything else in the world, Max,
我在这世上最爱你
and you know it's true. l couldn't say it if it wasn't true. Not today.
这是实话，今天我不能说谎
l love you, and l'll never hurt you again.
我好爱你，我不会再伤害你
He's telling the truth, Mom. He's not allowed to lie.
他说的是实话，他不能说谎
l made a wish, and anything Dad says today has to be the truth.
我许愿要他不能说谎话
Max.
麦斯
lt's 8:45.
现在是八点四十五分
You made the wish at 8:15.
你是八点十五分许的愿
l've been able to lie for the last half hour.
这半小时我都能说谎
So you weren't--
你在说谎
No, it was the truth !
不，我说的是实话
l just wanted to be honest with you. l always want to be honest with you.
我永远都会跟你说实话
Mom, do we have to go to Boston ?
我们非得去波士顿吗?
No, Max, you don't have to go.
你们不必去
Yeah !
好耶
l, on the other hand, do have to.
不过我一定得去
A hospital to run.
我得去管理医院
That's an open-ended ticket if you ever change your mind.
要是你改变心意，欢迎你来
Thank you.
谢谢你
Looks like he's got his father back.
他的父亲回来了
“一年后”
Happy birthday, dear Maximus
祝你生日快乐，麦斯
Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐
Okay, Max, make a wish.
许个愿
Ahhh, wait ! l don't know if we should do this.
等等，也许你不该许愿
Oh, Fletcher, come on. What are the odds of that happening again ?
别紧张，那种事不会再发生
Yeah, l guess you're right.
那也是
Okay, Max, go ahead.
麦斯，许愿吧
Mom ? Dad ?
爸、妈
Max !
麦斯
Did you wish for your mom and l to get back together again ?
你许愿要爸妈和好吗?
No, l wished for Rollerblades.
才不，我要一双直排轮鞋
Do you want to cut the cake...
你来切蛋糕吧
Dad ?
孩子的爸
l'd love to.
好吧
But l have this horrible pain in my arm.
可是我的手好痛
Oh, no, it's the claw !
不好，魔掌来了
No one can stop the claw !
谁也阻挡不了魔掌
No one can stop it !
谁也阻挡不了魔掌
Nothing can stop the claw !
谁也阻挡不了魔掌
剧终
lf l was a boxer,
如果我是拳王
l would bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard.l'm sorry.
我就把那些打得晃来晃去
Brought your kids to your divorce ?
你把孩子带到离婚法庭?
Sympathy.
博得同情
Well, it's working ! l feel sorry for them already.
很有用，我很同情他们
For this you will pay a terrible price.
你得付出严重代价
Well, it's working ! l feel sorry for them already.
很有用，我很同情他们
Mrs. Cole...
柯太太
a goose.
一只鹅
lncluding--
包括…
Prenuptial agreements.
婚前协议书
Prenuptial agreements
婚前协议书
No ! l'd have got him ten.
我会争取到一万元
Good-bye, Mr. Reede.
再会，李先生
No ! Wait ! l didn't know she had--
不，等等，我有…
Oh, shit.
草
Now let's see. "Weight: 105" ?
我看看，体重一0五磅
Yeah ! ln your bra.
你的咪咪就有那么重
Your Honor, l object !
我抗议
You would !
想得美
Overactor ! Jezebel !
夸张的演员
He put me up to it.
他叫我这么说的
Yeah, sure he did.
才怪
Oh, no. They're onto me.
他们都想整我
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