休息结束了。回到舞池。现在是摇摆时间。 Break's over. Back to the dance floor. It's swing time.
怎么了，盖伊? What's cookin', Guy?
你看起来像你老婆刚跟邮差跑了一样。 Hey, you look like your wife just ran off with the mailman.
我笑不出来，雪莉。我真的很难过。 I can't laugh, Shirl. I'm really upset.
是什么? What is it?
休息结束了。有顾客在等你。 Break's over. You got a customer waitin'.
嘿，那不重要。 Hey, that's not important.
如果我必须在生意和人之间做出选择……每次都是人。 If I have to pick between business and people... it's people every time.
说吧。 Shoot.
是关于一个员工的。 It's about one of the employees.
哦，算了吧。你去找你的客户。 Oh, forget it. You go on to your customers.
不，不，没关系。去做吧。 No, no, it's okay. Go ahead.
这个员工真是个可爱的人，但是她就是管不住她的嘴。 This employee is a real sweetheart, but she can't keep her yap shut.
她忙着和那些愚蠢的顾客谈论他们愚蠢的问题……她花了很长时间才上下一节课。 She's so busy talking to the stupid customers about their stupid problems... it takes her forever to get to her next lesson.
你想让我跟她谈谈吗? You want me to talk to her?
我很擅长帮助别人解决问题。 I'm good with helping people with their problems.
我试过了。这没有任何好处。 I've tried. It doesn't do any good.
我还能做什么?在我额头上纹"时间就是金钱" What more can I do? Tattoo "Time is money" on my forehead?
我不想这么说，因为我看到你很在乎。 Well, I hate to say this 'cause I see you care.
也许你只能让她走了。 Maybe you're just gonna have to let her go.
考虑立即生效。 Consider it effective immediately.
我吗? Me?
你差点把我打倒在地。 You could've knocked me over with a feather.
天啊，他真的陷害了你。 Boy, he really set you up.
真不敢相信我居然建议自己炒了自己。 I can't believe I actually recommended firing myself.
有时我梦见盖伊头朝下摔了下来……从一幢高楼。 Sometimes I dream about seeing Guy dropped on his head... from a tall building.
等一下。我得许个愿。 Wait a second. I have to make a wish.
雪莉，你每天都要这样吗? Shirl, you got to do this every day?
你有硬币吗? Do you have a coin?
如果我不许愿，就会有坏事发生。 If I don't make my wish, somethin' bad's gonna happen.
它已经发生了。你被解雇了。 It already happened. You got fired.
太好了，雪莉。 That's just great, Shirl.
我们现在该靠什么生活? What are we supposed to live on now?
我想你可能会再找份工作。 I thought you might try lookin' for a job again.
在这个臭气熏天的小镇? In this stinkin' town?
这镇上没有工作机会。我看腻了。 There ain't no jobs in this town. I'm sick of lookin'.
这也许是我们搬去芝加哥的好时机。 This might be a great time for us to move to Chicago.
收拾行李去大城市吧。 Pack our bags and head to the big city.
你说呢? What do you say?
你想收拾东西离开所有人…离开我们所有的朋友。 You want to pick up and leave everyone... leave all our friends.
这个小镇快死了。我们会死的。 This town's dyin'. We're dyin' with it.
你失业多久了?八个月，九个月? You been out of work how long? Eight months, nine?
我知道你很努力，但你好像已经放弃了。 I know you've looked hard, but it's like you've given up.
芝加哥,嗯? Chicago, huh?
芝加哥有什么好? What is so goddamn great about Chicago?
芝加哥的伟大之处在于它不是Flat River。 What's so great about Chicago is that it's not Flat River.
你根本不会做饭，雪莉。 You can't even cook, Shirl.
你甚至不能保住一份半吊子的工作……在舞池里推着几个老家伙。 You can't even keep a half-assed job... pushing some old farts around the dance floor.
你做的每件事都搞砸了。 Everything you do gets screwed up.
-你去哪儿?-来两杯啤酒。 - Where you goin'? - Get a couple of beers.
你还有六块腹肌呢。 You got a whole six-pack left.
我要出去了，雪莉。 I'm goin' out, Shirl.
史蒂夫，我要走了。 Steve, I'm leavin'.
我要走了，史蒂夫! I'm leavin', Steve!
接着说。 Go on then.
那我们结婚呢? What about us gettin' married?
你结婚的次数还不够多吗? Ain't you been married enough?
我回家就去找你。 I'll see you when I get home.
-我不会在这里。-你想打赌吗? - I won't be here. - You wanna bet?
我要拿走你的保龄球包。 I'm taking your bowling bag.
这是一个漫长而黑暗的夜晚我一直在等待早晨这是一个漫长而艰难的战斗但我看到了崭新的一天——黎明 It's been a long dark night And I been waitin' for morning It's been a long hard fight But I see a brand-new day a-dawnin'
我一直在寻找阳光因为我很久没见过它了一切都会好起来的一切都会好起来的一切都错了 I been lookin' for the sunshine 'Cause I ain't seen it in so long Everything's gonna work out just fine Everything's gonna be all right That's been all wrong
因为我能看到湛蓝的清晨我能看到崭新的一天我能看到湛蓝的清晨一切都会好起来的一切都会好起来的 'Cause I can see the light of a clear blue morning I can see the light of a brand-new day I can see the light of a clear blue morning And everything's gonna be all right It's gonna be okay
我已经很久很久没有尝到自由的滋味了那些缠绕着我的藤蔓我不需要它们因为我很坚强，我可以证明这一点 It's been a long, long time Since I've known the taste of freedom And those clinging vines That had me bound Well, I don't need 'em 'Cause I am strong and I can prove it
我的梦想助我渡过难关它就像一座山，我可以移动它只要有信念和爱，就没有什么是我做不到的我能看到清澈湛蓝的清晨 And I got my dreams to see me through It's just a mountain I can move it And with faith and love there's nothing I can't do And I can see the light of a clear blue morning
我能看到崭新的一天我能看到湛蓝的清晨我能看到湛蓝的清晨一切都会好起来的一切都会好起来的 And I can see the light of a brand-new day I can see the light of a clear blue morning I can see the light of a clear blue morning And everything's gonna be all right It's gonna be okay
我能看见光，我能看见光我能看见光，我能看见光 I can see the light, I can see the light I can see the light, I can see the light
哦! Oh!
哦，射击，射击，射击! Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
嘿! Hey!
哦! Ohh!
我明白了! I gotcha!
坚持住!坚持住! Hold on! Hold on!
把手给我。把手给我。 Just give me your hand. Give me your hand.
我明白了。不要往下看。 I gotcha. Don't look down.
把你的脚放在那里。 Put your foot there.
用你的手臂搂着我。搂着我的脖子。 Put your arm around me. Put your arm around my neck.
好的,准备好了吗? Okay, ready?
不要往下看。 Don't look down.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
你疯了吗?离我远点。你差点杀了我。 Are you nuts? Get away from me. You almost killed me.
等一下。我刚救了你的命。 Wait a minute. I just saved your life.
你差点杀了我，我的20块钱就没了。 You could've killed me, and I lost my 20 bucks.
你不是想自杀吧? You weren't trying to kill yourself?
我为什么要这么做?你是为了我才这么做的。 Why should I? You were gonna do it for me.
-看来我没救你的命。-很抱歉让你失望了。 - Then I guess I didn't save your life. - I'm sorry to disappoint you.
也许明天会有人想自杀。 Maybe somebody'll try to kill themselves tomorrow.
你没必要这么讽刺我。 Well, you don't have to get sarcastic about it.
现在是早餐时间。去餐馆看看。 It's breakfast time. Check out the restaurants.
你可能会找到一个没有窒息的人你可以给他做海姆利克急救。 You might find somebody not choking you can give the Heimlich maneuver to.
我请假是为了阻止你从桥上跳下去。 I took time off work to stop you from jumping off a bridge.
你没想跳又不是我的错。 It isn't my fault you weren't trying to jump.
你只是想帮忙。 Okay, you were just tryin' to help.
-好的，这里，这里。把这个。-你在干什么? - Okay, here, here. Take this. - What are you doin'?
如果你愿意为了20美元冒生命危险……你比我更需要它。 If you're willing to risk your neck for $20... you need it more than I do.
做好事不应该花钱。 It shouldn't cost you money to do a good deed.
但下次你想救别人的时候，确保他们需要被拯救。 But the next time you want to save somebody, make sure they need saving.
嘿，女士，每个人都需要拯救。 Hey, lady, everybody needs saving.
120, 140, 160, 180。 120, 140, 160, 180.
-我早饭吃的不多了，对吧?-我不知道。 - Doesn't leave me much for breakfast, does it? - I wouldn't know.
微笑不会伤到你的嘴。 Doesn't hurt your mouth to give a smile.
还记得你写的市政厅赤字丑闻吗? Remember that city hall deficit scandal piece you did?
这是个很棒的故事。 That was a great story.
他们雇的那个娈童犯…在沃基根开校车 And that convicted child molester who they hired... to drive a school bus in Waukegan.
他们会在此基础上对新司机进行背景调查。 They do background checks on new drivers based on that.
-我没有什么新东西给你，麦洛。——什么? - I don't have anything new for you, Milo. - Nothing?
还没有什么结果。 Nothing's panned out yet.
-这是个大城市，杰克。给我找点东西。-我不总是这样吗? - It's a big city, Jack. Find me something. - Don't I always?
记住，你只有一样好... ...作为你的下一个故事。 Remember, you're only as good... ...as your next story.
大城市，杰克。 Big city, Jack.
谢谢你,夫人。 Thanks, lady.
小姐，我要早鸟特餐和咖啡。 Miss, I'll have that early bird special and coffee.
一个挥金如土的人。 One big spender, comin' up.
这是一种果汁。 That's one juice.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
对不起，你能把糖递给我吗?——确定。 - Excuse me, would you pass me the sugar? - Sure.
-见鬼去吧!-哦，对不起。 - Oh, damn it to hell! - Oh, I'm sorry.
我很抱歉。 I am so sorry.
不是咖啡的问题。我太生气了。 It's not the coffee. I am just so ticked off.
你想聊聊吗? You want to talk about it?
你试过和工作不太顺利的工作狂约会吗? Did you ever try dating a workaholic when their work's not going so great?
不，我从没和工作狂约会过。 No, I never did date a workaholic.
不过，有时我也希望自己能这么做。 I sometimes wish I had, though.
我约会的男人大多都不工作。 The guys I date don't work at all mostly.
相信我，这可不轻松。 Believe me, it's no picnic.
他定了约会，又失约，整晚都待在办公室。 He makes dates, breaks them, stays at the office all night.
我可以和另一个女人竞争，但你怎么和工作竞争呢? Another woman I could fight, but how do you compete against a job?
他打破这些日期的时候你在哪里? Where are you when he breaks these dates?
等着他。 Waiting for him.
-也许这就是你的问题。-什么意思? - Maybe that's your problem. - What do you mean?
如果他知道你在那里，他为什么要急着回家呢? Why should he hurry home if he knows you're there?
他不把你当回事。继续你的生活。 He's taking you for granted. Get on with your life.
如果他想要你，你很忙。他也许会回心转意，也许不会。 If he wants you, you're busy. He'll come around or he won't.
不管怎样，你都是在生活，而不是在等待。 Either way you'll be livin', not waitin'.
这很有道理。 That makes sense.
有时候你得走出去，按自己的喇叭。 Sometimes you got to get out and honk your own horn.
早鸟特餐。 The early bird special.
天啊，鸟的部分是对的。 Boy, the bird part's right.
我很抱歉。我很抱歉。又熬了一个通宵。 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was an all-nighter, again.
我没打给你，因为我一直在想我能搞定。 I didn't call 'cause I kept thinking I was gonna finish up.
我不想吵醒你。我希望你没等我。 I didn't wanna wake you. I hope you didn't wait up.
不，我没等你。 No, I didn't wait up.
事实上，我出去了。 Uh, as a matter of fact, I went out.
很好，很好。“出去”是什么意思? Oh good, good. What do you mean "out"?
-我和朋友出去了。——好。好。 - I went out with a friend. - Good. Good.
"朋友"是什么意思? "? What do you mean, "a friend"?
你为什么这么多疑? Why are you so suspicious?
我不怀疑你在工作。 I don't question you about being at work.
如果我说我在工作，我就是在工作。 If I say I'm at work, I'm at work.
我可以保证他在工作。他是这么告诉我的。 I can vouch for his being at work. That's what he told me.
他为什么要骗我? Why would he lie to me?
-天啊!-你们认识吗? - Oh God! - You know each other?
他今早想把我推下桥。 He tried to push me off a bridge this morning.
我试图阻止你跳下去。 I tried to stop you from jumping.
-我没想跳。-打扰一下。 - I was not tryin' to jump. - Excuse me.
-今晚我会补偿你的。-我今晚很忙。 - I'll make it up to you tonight. - I'm busy tonight.
-你要吃吗?-请便。 - Are you gonna eat that? - Go right ahead.
你今晚怎么有空? How can you be busy tonight?
-我另有安排，杰克-还有别的计划吗? - I made other plans, Jack. - What other plans?
我想继续我的生活。 I want to go on with my life.
我要活下去，而不是等待。 I want to live, not wait.
我要改变一下，自己按喇叭。 I'm going to honk my own horn for a change.
你对珍妮丝做了什么? What have you done with Janice?
我不知道你对我有多不重视……直到有人向我指出来。 I didn't realize how much you'd been taking me for granted... until it was pointed out to me.
哪个聪明的头脑指出了这一点? What brilliant mind pointed that out?
你想毁了我的一天吗，女士? You want to wreck my entire day, lady?
我不想卷进这事来。 I don't want to get in the middle of this.
-有点晚了。-这不是她的事，是你的事。 - It's a little late. - This is not about her, this is about you.
你想知道你的问题是什么吗?你在工作。 You wanna know what your problem is? You're at work.
当你不工作的时候，你会想着工作。 When you're not at work, you're brooding about work.
让我告诉你我要去哪里。 So let me tell you where I'm gonna be.
我要和一个真正重视我的人约会。 I am going to be out with someone that really values me.
-这个女人…——Shirlee。 - This woman... - Shirlee.
.．.让我看到我可以做得更好。 ...made me see that I can do a lot better.
再见，杰克。 So long, Jack.
谢谢你！——Shirlee。——Shirlee。 Thank you... - Shirlee. - Shirlee.
见到你真是太激动了。 It's been a great thrill meeting you.
我希望能再晚一点……就像在我弥留之际。 I wish it were a little later in life... like on my deathbed.
这是一件肮脏的工作，但总有人要去做最好有人要去做，不惜一切代价 It's a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it Better get to it Somebody's gotta do it whatever it takes
嘘! Shh!
有工作总比没有好最好全力以赴把工作完成挣到工资我要挣到工资不好意思。我是来找工作的。 Any work at all is better than none Better buckle down to it gotta get the job done Gotta earn my pay I gotta earn my pay Excuse me. I came to see about the job.
我不这么想。 I don't think so.
有人要去做，去做有人要去做，去做有人我能想到更好的事情，我宁愿做我可能会幸运，我希望但在我做之前，我必须妥协 Somebody's gotta do it, do it Somebody's gotta do it, do it Somebody I can think of better things I'd rather do I might get lucky and I'm hoping to But until I do I gotta compromise
这份工作并不多，但至少是我的它胜过站在失业的队伍里抛开自尊，我即兴发挥即使我找到了一份更好的工作也要有人来填补我的空缺 The job ain't much but at least it's mine It beats standing in the unemployment line Put pride aside and I improvise Even if I do get a better job Somebody else has got to fill my spot
有人要这样做，有人要这样做，有人要这样做，有人要这样做，有人要这样做有人要这样做有人要这样做，耶 Somebody's gotta do it, do it Somebody's gotta do it, do it Somebody's gotta do it, do it Somebody, somebody Somebody's gotta do it Somebody's gotta do it, yeah
这是一份很下流的工作 It's a funky job, it's a low-down dirty job
太好了,天使。现在让我们看看你的奶子。 Great, Angel. Now show us your tits.
即使规则太难遵守即使骄傲让人难以下咽-这是一场“干”t恤比赛。-你真有趣，鲍勃。 Even if the rules are too hard to follow Even when pride is too hard to swallow - It was a "dry" T-shirt contest. - You are funny, Bob.
比尔，你衬衫上有个很难看的东西。 Bill, there's something really ugly crawling up your shirt.
-那是我的领带，鲍勃。-对不起，比尔。 - That's my tie, Bob. - Sorry, Bill.
现在是早上交通繁忙的时候了。 It's time for the morning traffic.
今天的早间交通报道由…辛普森酒庄，曾经的足球明星。 Today's morning traffic report brought to you by... Chateau J. Simpson, the wine that used to play football.
W-N-D-Y。我马上给您接过去。 W-N-D-Y. I'll put you right through.
好吧，送冰淇淋的，服务生，鸡尾酒服务生…——酒保。-我只是在努力往上爬 Okay, ice cream delivery, waitress, cocktail waitress... - bartender. - I was just workin' my way up.
服务员，美甲师，没有前台工作。 Waitress, manicurist -- no reception work.
-你好W-N-D-Y。-不完全是，但我有电话。 - Hello, W-N-D-Y. - Not exactly, but I have a phone.
我接过电话。谁没有? I've answered phones. Who hasn't?
我真的很想雇用你，但你需要有使用VMX-2000的经验。 I'd really like to hire you, but you need experience to work a VMX-2000.
你好,W-N-D-Y。 Hello, W-N-D-Y.
W-N-D-Y。请保存。 W-N-D-Y. Hold please.
你好,W-N-D-Y。帕尔曼先生。 Hello, W-N-D-Y. Mr. Perlman.
好的，我马上给您接过去。 Yes, I'll put you right through.
我也许不是你要找的人但有时狗会把错的松鼠带到正确的树上。 I may not be exactly what you're huntin' for... but sometimes a dog runs the wrong squirrel up the right tree.
请再说一遍? Pardon me?
这是我爸以前常说的话。 It's something my daddy used to say.
那是个英俊的男人。那是你丈夫吗? That's a good-lookin' man. Is that your husband?
那是我的准前夫。 That's my soon-to-be ex-husband.
就像一拳打在肚子上，对吧? Like a punch in the gut, huh?
姑娘，你不知道。 Girl, you don't know.
哦，我知道。相信我，我知道。 Oh, I do know. Believe me, I do know.
我同意。斯坦福有点无聊。 I agree. Stanford was a little dull.
人们听着她说话都睡着了。 People fell asleep at the wheel listening to her.
我在判断上犯了个小错误。 I made a slight error in judgment.
如果斯坦福是个小错误，那你上次雇的那个笨蛋是谁? If Stanford was a slight error, what was that last bozo you hired?
我想找个有博士学位的。 I want someone with a PhD.
其他电视台得到了他们，他们的收视率会让我们一败垂成。 The other stations get them and they're killing us in the ratings.
人们想向医生倾诉自己的问题。 People want to confide their problems to a doctor.
你雇了谁来破坏我的收视率? So who did you hire to destroy my ratings now?
这个很完美。她叫肯德尔医生。 This one's perfect. Her name's Dr. Kendall.
三个城市为她而死。我比他们都出价高。 Three cities were dying for her. I outbid 'em all.
我亲自采访了她。 I interviewed her personally.
-她正是你想要的-医生? - She's just what you wanted. - A doctor?
训练有素的临床心理学家。名字后面有三个字母。 A trained clinical psychologist. Three letters after her name.
我不希望任何人太枯燥和专业。 I don't want anyone too dry and technical.
她愿意居高临下地对我们的观众说话。-不要说话。 - She's willing to talk down to our audience. - Not talk down.
跟。这就是我的意思。 Talk with. That's what I meant.
为了你，她最好像你说的那样，艾伦。 She'd better be all you say she is for your sake, Alan.
好了，走吧，走吧。 All right, let's go, go.
你可以忽略这一行。它直接进入了斯坦福的展览。 You can ignore this row. It goes straight to the Stanford show.
——斯坦福大学吗?-电话心理医生。 - Stanford? - The call-in shrink.
事实上，今天有一个新的。我是肯德尔医生。 Actually, there's a new one coming in today. Name's Dr. Kendall.
你没事吧? You gonna be all right?
是的，我很好，谢谢。 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
W-N-D-Y。你好，我是雪莉。 W-N-D-Y. Hello, this is Shirlee.
-你只是让他们等一下。-是啊。 - You just put 'em on hold. - Oh, yeah.
-现在你把它们剪掉了。-那是个人选择。 - Now you just cut 'em off. - That was a personal choice.
-我很快就回来。——好的。 - I'll be back real soon. - Okay.
W-N-D-Y。你好，我是雪莉。 W-N-D-Y. Hello, this is Shirlee.
我帮你接过去好吗?我一定会试试的。 Can I put you through? I'm sure gonna try.
宠物的角落。你有问题吗? Pet Corner. Do you have a question?
-我的斗牛梗-我们只回答关于爬行动物的问题 - My bull terrier-- - We're only taking questions on reptiles.
-宠物角。蛇有乳头吗? - Pet Corner. - Do snakes have nipples?
好问题。 Good question.
——W-N-D-Y。请稍等。W-N-D-Y。请稍等。 -- W-N-D-Y. Please hold. W-N-D-Y. Please hold.
W-N-D-Y。我知道你一直在坚持，你应该心存感激。 W-N-D-Y. I know you've been holding and you should be grateful.
其他人都被切断了。 Everybody else got cut off.
五分钟。 Five minutes.
——哟。-那个新医生呢? - Yo. - Where's this new doc?
-你说对了。如果她不出现怎么办?-播放昨天的新闻。 - You got me. What if she doesn't show? - Play yesterday's news.
然后右转，我就到了咖啡室。 Then a right and I'm in the coffee room.
-知道了。谢谢。-雪莉。 - Got it. Thanks. - Oh, Shirlee.
哦! Oh!
肯尼迪大道左车道发生三车连环相撞…奥黑尔地区交通拥堵。 A three-car pileup has the left lane of Kennedy... snarling traffic in the O'Hare area.
西郊的交通很顺畅。 Traffic in the western suburbs is moving smoothly.
湖滨大道沿线的人们正在与建设作斗争。还有一辆残废车辆，正在关闭右车道。 Folks along Lake Shore Drive are battling construction... and a disabled vehicle, closing the right lane.
咖啡机在哪里?谢谢。 Where's the coffee machine? Thanks.
预计气温最高可达80度左右。 Temperatures are expected to top out in the mid-80s.
在接下来的几天里寻求缓解。 Look for relief within the next couple of days.
一股高压锋正在向东移动。气温降低，可能会下雨。 A high-pressure front is headed back east... bringing lower temperatures and a possibility of rain.
体育方面，小熊队在加时赛中战胜了海盗队。 In sports, the Cubbies win after going extra innings against the Pirates.
安德烈·道森的一个牺牲球击出了本垒打。 A sacrifice fly by Andre Dawson homered in the winning run.
这一定是我们要找的女孩。 This must be our girl.
肯德尔。肯德尔吗? Kendall. Kendall?
肯德尔，在你后面。肯德尔。 Kendall, behind you. Kendall.
-是的，你好。-是肯扬。 - Yes, hello. - It's Kenyon.
-雪莉·凯尼恩。-对不起。我有肯德尔。 - Shirlee Kenyon. - I'm sorry. I have Kendall.
我应该知道自己的名字。 I ought to know my own name.
你有真正的奶油吗?这东西会要了你的命。 You got any real cream? This stuff will kill you.
我是托尼·德·桑蒂斯，你的制片人。 I'm Tony de Santis, your producer.
这是戈登·萨斯曼。他是工程师。 That's Gordon Sussman. He's the engineer.
-你好，肯德尔。凯尼恩。 - Hi, Kendall. - Kenyon.
- 20秒。-很高兴认识你。 - 20 seconds. - Nice meetin' ya.
没时间开玩笑。 No time for jokes.
“保持”按钮表示“保持”。死亡按钮就在旁边。 The hold button says hold. The kill button's next to it.
杀按钮?我只是进来喝咖啡。 Kill button? I just came in for coffee.
戴上耳机。 Put your headphones on.
-你想让我上广播?-真有趣。 - You want me to go on the radio? - That's very funny.
嘿，现在，我的工作描述——W-N-D-Y，芝加哥电台…邀请你参加一个项目…旨在帮助你找到更有成效的生活。 Hey now, my job description -- W-N-D-Y, Chicago radio... invites you to participate in a program... designed to help you find a more productive life.
脱口秀就是要分享你的担忧……并通过创造性的解决方案帮助找到答案。 Talk radio is about sharing your concerns... and helping to find answers through creative solutions.
下面有请W-N-D-Y的雪莉·肯德尔博士。 And now, W-N-D-Y's Dr. Shirlee Kendall.
凯尼恩。 Kenyon.
喂?你好，肯德尔博士? Hello? Hello, Dr. Kendall?
我儿子和我丈夫又吵架了等等。 My son and my husband are fighting again -- Hang on.
这不在我的工作范围内。 This was not in my job description.
你好，你在吗? Hello, are you there?
昨晚，我儿子打了我丈夫。 Last night, my son hit my husband.
他18岁，是个健美运动员。我儿子，不是我丈夫。 He's 18 and a bodybuilder. My son, not my husband.
-你是谁?-我是诺斯布鲁克的格拉迪斯。 - Who is this? - This is Gladys from Northbrook.
我认识你吗? Do I know you?
我之前打过电话。 I tried calling before.
——午饭时我在前面的那个女孩。 -- The girl at lunchtime when I was up front.
我一定是打断你了。主啊，我很抱歉。 I must've cut you off. Lord, I'm sorry about that.
这里太疯狂了。 It was crazy around here.
说吧，格拉迪斯。然后发生了什么? Go ahead, Gladys. What happened then?
告诉我一切。 Tell me everything.
哦，天哪。这太可怕了。 Oh, my gosh. That's just terrible.
也许你可以，格拉迪斯，我不知道该说什么。 Maybe you could-- Gladys, I don't know what to say.
说点什么吧。上帝! Well, say something. God!
这是我听过的最糟糕的事情之一。 That's one of the worst things I've ever heard.
这是医生吗?我可以这么说! This is a doctor? I could be saying this stuff!
我是唐纳德。我50岁。我妈妈70多岁了。 This is Donald. I'm 50. My mother's in her 70s.
她搬来和我一起住，还把我当孩子看。 She moved in with me and she still treats me like a child.
她告诉我在自己家里该做什么。 She tells me what to do in my own home.
她快把我逼疯了。 She's just drivin' me crazy.
给她安乐死。不，我只是开玩笑。 Have her put to sleep. No, I'm just kiddin'.
-她是你妈妈。-好的，好的。 - She's your mother. - Okay, okay.
原谅我。说完“。 Excuse me. Comin' through.
一个妈妈可以照顾十个孩子……但十个孩子照顾不了一个妈妈。 One mama can take care of ten kids... but ten kids can't take care of one mama.
我们走吧!我们走吧! Let's go! Let's go!
你不再和你妻子上床了。 You've stopped sleeping with your wife.
-这不是你想说的吗?-我想是的。 - Isn't that what you're tryin' to say? - I guess it is, yes.
-你在跟谁鬼混?-完全不是那样的。 - So who you foolin' around with? - It's not that at all.
我对她失去了兴趣。 I just lost interest in her.
是啊，你在跟谁鬼混? Yeah, and who are you foolin' around with?
我办公室的一个女孩。 A girl in my office.
你有老婆，还有个女朋友在办公室? You got a wife, and you got a girlfriend in the office?
你说你的名字是"巴德"还是"种马"? Did you say your name was "Bud"or "Stud"?
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
你的生活太扭曲了，你得把袜子拧上。 You're livin' your life so crooked, you have to screw your socks on.
搞外遇就像在两张桌子上打台球。 Havin' an affair is like shootin' pool on two tables.
你也许有种，但你会把你的棒子磨坏的。 You may have the balls, but you're gonna wear out your stick.
那边发生了什么事? What is going on over there?
嗨，我是蒂娜。 Hi, this is Tina.
蒂娜，这是雪莉。开始烹饪什么? Tina, this is Shirlee. What's cookin'?
老板给了我通知。我是这里最努力的服务员。 The boss gave me notice. I was the hardest-working waitress in the place.
他说我搞砸了太多订单。 He said I was messin' up too many orders.
当我回到家告诉我丈夫肯…他看着我，好像我是个可怕的东西。 When I came home and told my husband Ken... he looked at me like I was somethin' horrible.
他说，我觉得我不能在广播里讲这个。 And he said-- I don't think I can handle this on the radio.
慢慢来，蒂娜。我无处可去。 Take your time, Tina. I got no place to go.
他说我是个失败者，我不能保住工作……房子里总是一团糟。如果不是他，我根本就做不到。 He said that I was a loser, that I couldn't hold a job... the house was always a mess... and if it weren't for him I couldn't make it.
-他对你说了这些?-是的，他说了。 - He said all that to you? - Yes, he did.
你确定吗?当然，你是肯定的。 You sure? Sure you're sure.
蒂娜,听着。我要你去找这个人。 Tina, listen. I want you to march up to this guy.
告诉他你已经尽力了。 Tell him that you're doin' the very best you can.
如果他不懂得感激，你就不能接受这些废话…你自己也能做得很好，谢谢…他一定会后悔的。 If he can't appreciate it, you're not gonna take this crap... that you can do just fine on your own, thank you... and that he's gonna be damn sorry.
那就拿上你的保龄球袋，滚出去! Then grab your bowling bag and get the hell out of there!
有时候你得自己按喇叭。 Sometimes you gotta honk your own horn.
如果你不去，没人会知道你来了。 If you don't, nobody's gonna know you're comin'.
就是这样。把它包起来。把它包起来。 That's it. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
说“再见”。再见。 Say "bye." Bye-bye.
说再见吧。 Oh, say good-bye.
和你在一起的这段时间真的很愉快。 It's been real nice spendin' this time with you.
就像我爸爸常说的…忘记自己问题的最快方法就是倾听别人的意见。 And like my daddy used to say... quickest way to forget your problems is to listen to somebody else's.
把车挪开! Move that car!
哦,对不起。 Oh, sorry.
真是难以置信。我从没见过这样的东西。 That was unbelievable. I have never seen anything like that.
我一次都没睡着。 I didn't fall asleep once.
这是最可怕的…最糟糕的表现，你是谁? That was the most horrifying... the worst display of, of, of-- Who are you?
-她是谁?-凯尼恩医生。 - Who is she? - Dr. Kenyon.
-凯尼恩医生是谁?-你刚雇了她 - Who is Dr. Kenyon? - You just hired her.
-我没雇她我雇了金·鲍尔医生。-肯德尔。 - I didn't hire her. I hired Dr. Kim ball. - Kendall.
凯尼恩。有什么不同?她很有天赋。 Kenyon. What's the difference? She's a natural.
你不说话。也许再也不会了。 You don't talk. Maybe never again.
我要回总机了。 I'm gonna make my way back to the switchboard.
走过总机，滚出这栋楼。 Walk past the switchboard and get your butt out of this building.
这不是她的错。你的肯德尔医生没来。 This is not her fault. Your Dr. Kendall didn't show up.
我以为凯尼恩就是肯德尔，我让她上了节目。 I thought Kenyon was Kendall and I put her on the air.
哦!哦! Oh! Oh!
我想绝对公正地对待这件事。 I want to be absolutely fair about this.
你们俩都被解雇了! You're both fired!
是的，我看到她离开了大楼。 Yeah, I've got her leaving the building.
蓝色的我蓝色的我你好，史蒂夫。是我，雪莉。 Blue me Blue me Hello, Steve. It's me, Shirlee.
我不能说太久。我没有多少钱。 I can't talk long. I ain't got much money.
我很抱歉你去打保龄球时没带包。 Well, I'm sorry you went bowling and didn't have your bowling bag.
你难道不想知道我在哪里吗? Don't you even want to know where I am?
好吧，如果我回来了，我不会忘记你珍贵的保龄球包。 Well, if I was comin' back, I wouldn't forget your precious bowling bag.
但我不会回来了，因为我找到了一份好工作…我明天就开始。 But I ain't comin' back 'cause I got this great job... and I'm startin' tomorrow.
我所有的梦想都将实现。 All my dreams are gonna come true.
我很忧郁，我很忧郁忧郁的我忧郁的我-凯尼恩。-我刚退房。转发地址未知。 I'm blue I'm just as blue as can be Blue me Blue me - Hey, Kenyon. - I just checked out. Forwarding address unknown.
W-N-D-Y的里格特先生让我带你去警局。 Mr. Riegert from W-N-D-Y sent me to take you down to the station.
-雪莉·肯扬?——嗯。 - Shirlee Kenyon? - Uh-huh.
嘿，听着，我不想上广播…但没有法律禁止，对吧? Hey, look, I didn't want to be on the radio... but there's no law against it, is there?
-我觉得你很棒。-真的?你是谁? - I thought you were great. - You did? Who are you?
的名字叫凯西。我很乐意开车送你。 Name's Casey. It will be my pleasure to drive you.
你真是太好了，凯西，但我不需要你载我。 That's very sweet of you, Casey, but I won't be needing the ride.
不如你帮我们俩个忙…告诉他们我不在家 Why don't you do us both a favor... and tell them I wasn't here.
求你了，凯尼恩小姐。你不想让我惹上麻烦，对吧? Please, Miss Kenyon. You don't want to get me in trouble, do you?
——没有。-那就让我做我的工作。 - No. - Then let me do my job.
你知道你昨天离开后发生了什么事吗? Do you know what's happened since you left here yesterday?
你雇了别人来接电话? You hired someone else to answer the phone?
我们接到了500多个电话。 We've received over 500 calls.
我可能已经切断了一些人的联系，我们从未见过这样的事情。 I might've cut a few people off-- We've never seen anything like it.
他们爱你。他们绝对爱你。 They love you. They absolutely love you.
看看这些。 Look at these.
-没错。-还有吗? - That's right. - Are there any more?
是的,是的!数百人。 Yes, yes! Hundreds.
哇! Wow!
-我准备为你提供你自己的课程。-我自己的程序? - I am prepared to offer you your own program. - My own program?
每天两小时，一周五天我们付你多少钱? It's two hours a day, five days a week at -- What were we paying you?
- 250。-我准备翻倍。 - 250. - I'm prepared to double that.
薪水翻倍，还不用做前台工作? Double my salary and no reception work?
没有接待工作。 No reception work.
-嘿，等一下这是雪莉医生说的。——正确的。 - Hey, wait a minute. This says Doctor Shirlee. - Right.
老板要找医生，所以你就是医生。 The boss wants a doctor, so that's what you are.
签字。这并不重要。 Sign it. It's not important.
当然很重要。这不是真的。 Of course it's important. It's not true.
好吧，800美元一周。 Okay, $800 a week.
但上面还是写着雪莉医生。 But it still says Doctor Shirlee.
听着,听着。 Listen, listen.
袋鼠船长并不是真正的船长。 Captain Kangaroo wasn't really a captain.
他甚至不是袋鼠。 He wasn't even a kangaroo.
再说了，没人会知道的。 Besides, no one's ever going to know.
我会给你写一篇一流的传记。 I'm gonna come up with a first-rate bio for you.
只有你我和路灯柱之间的事。 It's just gonna be between you and me and the lamppost.
事实上，连灯柱都没有。 In fact, not even the lamppost.
我只是不喜欢伪装成我不是的人。 I just don't feel comfortable pretending to be something I'm not.
如果我认为我是在伤害公众……我是第一个这么说的人。 If I thought I was doing a disservice to the public... I would be the first to say so.
你已经以医生的身份上过电视了。 You already went on the air as a doctor.
如果你继续说"我不是医生" If you go on and say, "I'm not a doctor,"
你的听众会怎么想? what are your listeners gonna think?
他们会认为我不是医生。 They're gonna think I'm not a doctor.
嘿,你……你是医生……心的。 Hey, you... you are a doctor... of the heart.
你是心脏医生。 You're a doctor of the heart.
你帮助别人。 You help people.
看看这些电报。他们爱你。 Look at these telegrams. They love you.
你会让这些人失望吗? Are you gonna let these people down?
嗯? Hmm?
这家伙真是个花花公子。 The man's a real ball buster.
这对我来说不是问题。 That's not a problem for me.
他有时很难相处。 He can be very difficult.
不要忘记。是医生，医生，医生。 Don't forget. It's doctor, doctor, doctor.
-还有-还要穿干净内裤以防我出车祸 - And also -- - Also wear clean underwear in case I get in a wreck.
吉恩，这是救了那个该死的心理医生的女人。 Gene, this is -- The woman that saved that damn shrink spot.
哦，你真有平易近人的一面。 Oh, you've got the real common touch.
我喜欢，肯德尔。 I like that, Kendall.
嗯,凯尼恩。我的错误。 Uh, Kenyon. My mistake.
但有个问题恐怕我得问你，凯尼恩。 Uh, but there -- there is a question that I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you, Kenyon.
不管是什么，帕尔曼先生，你都会得到真实的答案。 Whatever it is, Mr. Perlman, you'll get a truthful answer.
那告诉我，你是怎么变得这么漂亮的? Then tell me, how did you get to be so darn pretty?
我要宣传她的厉害。 I want to publicize the hell out of her.
广告，宣传片，广告牌。 Ads, promos, billboards.
或者我们应该给雪莉一点时间来适应…然后建立一个受众群体。 Or maybe we should give Shirlee a little time to settle into it... and then build an audience.
但这就是我们培养观众的方式，艾伦。 But that's how we build an audience, Alan.
为什么要对我们最大的潜在资产保密? Why keep our biggest potential asset under wraps?
你表现得太棒了。 You were fantastic in there.
你把他耍得团团转。你是我的女孩。 You played him like a violin. You're my girl.
真希望史蒂夫现在能看到我。天啊，他会收回自己的话的。 I wish Steve could see me now. Boy, he'd eat his words.
史蒂夫是前夫? Steve's the ex-husband?
不，史蒂夫是和我住在一起的人…上次我和利兰离婚后 No, Steve's the guy I was living with... after the last time me and Leland got divorced.
最后一次?你有多少次? The last time? How many times you been --?
三次。你结过三次婚? Three times. You've been married three times?
-对，但写给同一个人——哦。 - Yeah, but to the same guy. - Oh.
他走了，又回来了。我们结婚了，又离婚了。 He left, he came back. We got married, we got divorced.
他因为射击自动柜员机而进了监狱。 He got put in jail for shooting a ready-teller machine.
我们离婚了。它没完没了。 We got divorced. It went on and on.
真是一团糟。 It was such a mess.
你不能告诉任何人你的过去。 You tell no one anything about your past.
任何东西。我不希望你永远不要跟任何人谈论你的过去。 Anything. I don't want you ever -- Don't talk about your past at all, to anyone.
在我给你找个合适的人选之前不许采访。 No interviews 'til I make up something right for you.
——好吗?-等一下。 - Okay? - Now wait a minute.
我觉得我会觉得不舒服…隐瞒我是谁，从哪里来 I don't think I'm gonna feel comfortable... lyin' about who I am and where I'm from.
你有很多东西可以提供…我不想看到人们错过它…因为你过去可能犯过的一些小错误。 You've got a lot to offer... and I would hate to see people miss out on it... because of a few little mistakes you might have made in your past.
让我来处理你的生活。 Let me handle your life.
你只要走出去，享受生活。 You just go out, live it.
哦 Ohh
给我一些直说吧，直说吧请拿着糖直说吧，直说吧我听起来很甜蜜别跟我兜圈子说那些废话 Gimme some straight talk, straight talk And hold the sugar please Straight talk, straight talk Sounds plenty sweet to me Don't talk to me in circles in some mumbo-jumbojive
给我直说吧，直说吧我们会没事的嗨，我是雪莉医生。 Gimme just straight talk, straight talk And we're gonna be all right Hi, this is Dr. Shirlee.
公告上说的，我是认真的。 What the announcement said, I really mean.
我是来谈谈你的问题和担忧的。 I'm here to talk about your problems and concerns.
任何事情都可以，所以我们不要害羞…因为你和朋友们在一起。 Anything goes so let's not be shy... 'cause you're among friends.
我们的第一位来电者，天哪。 Our first caller-- Oh, good grief.
看着我。 Look at me.
真是一团糟! What a mess!
真希望这能在电视上播出这样你就能看到我有多邋遢了。 I wish this was on TV so you could see how messy I really am.
我比踢屁股比赛的独腿人还忙。 I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
直说吧，直说吧来吧，让我们开门见山直说吧，说说激情，说说问题，说说气头上的事现在我想让你们知道我在乎你我也理解你 Straight talk, straight talk So come on let's talk turkey Just straight and to the point about passions, about problems A bout noses out of joint Now I want you all to know I care And I do understand
嘿，谢谢你在广播界倾听我不，玛莎，这是不公平的，但生活就是不公平。 And hey thanks for lendin' me an ear out there in radio land No, Martha, it isn't fair, but life isn't fair.
甚至《独立宣言》……只保证生命，自由和追求幸福。 Even the Declaration of Independence... only guarantees life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
它没有提到任何关于公平的问题。 It doesn't say anything about fair.
甚至没有说你有幸福的权利，只是去追求它。 Doesn't even say you have a right to be happy, just to pursue it.
但没人欣赏我，我尽量做到公平。 But no one appreciates me and I try to be fair.
从十字架上下来，亲爱的。有人需要木头。 Get down off the cross, honey. Somebody needs the wood.
直说吧，直说吧，没有什么比真相更真实把你所有的烦恼都告诉我假装我是多纳休所以不要害羞，因为我们可以谈谈-这是给我的吗?-都归你了。 Straight talk, straight talk there's nothin' like the truth Just tell me all your troubles Pretend I'm Donahue So don't be shy 'cause we can talk - Is that for me? - It's all yours.
我感觉自己像玫琳凯! I feel like Mary Kay!
你好，我是雪莉。 Hello, Shirlee here.
你好，雪莉医生。 Yeah, hi, Dr. Shirlee.
我想我爱上了一个同事。 Um, I think I'm falling in love with a girl at work.
我不知道该怎么跟她说。 I don't know how to tell her.
你这个小骚货。 You little flirt.
现在南希将继续我们为期一周的谈话电台心理学家系列节目。 And now Nancy will continue our week-long series on talk radio psychologists.
谈谈广播心理学。快速现金，即时早餐，一分钟米饭。 Talk radio psychology. Quick cash, instant breakfast, minute rice.
唯一变慢的是交通和服务。 The only thing that's getting slower are traffic and service.
你最喜欢的电台脱口秀名人是谁? Who's your favorite talk radio personality?
Shirlee博士! Dr. Shirlee!
这不是新闻，如果有人感兴趣的话。 This is not news, in case anybody's interested.
-你听谈话广播?-只有雪莉医生。 - You listen to talk radio? - Only Dr. Shirlee.
芝加哥电台最炙手可热的新人很直率。她很有趣。 The hottest new personality in Chicago radio is forthright... she's funny.
能够在30秒内解决问题，还能留出广告时间。 Able to solve problems in 30 seconds and still leave time for commercials.
嘿，伙计，你要打包吗?我喜欢雪莉医生。 Hey, pal, you wanna bag that? I like Dr. Shirlee.
好的,很好。雪莉医生到底是谁? Okay, fine. Who the hell is Dr. Shirlee anyway?
她怎么了? What's cooking with her?
虽然现在雪莉博士拒绝了所有采访请求…我们的工作室里有W-N-D-Y项目总监Alan Riegert。 Although at this time Dr. Shirlee has refused all requests for an interview... we do have here in our studio W-N-D-Y program director Alan Riegert.
艾伦，雪莉医生是谁? Alan, who is Dr. Shirlee?
雪莉医生是谁? Who is Dr. Shirlee?
雪莉医生是，我不认为这是夸张的…这是继深盘披萨之后芝加哥发生的最好的事。 Dr. Shirlee is, and I don't think it's an exaggeration... the best thing that's happened to Chicago since deep-dish pizza.
我认为她是我的礼物。 I think of her as my gift.
我认为她是我送给芝加哥的礼物……那是我爱的城市。 I think of her as my gift to Chicago... which is the city I love.
麦洛，这里有个故事。我个人认识她。 Milo, there's a story here. I know her personally.
-她不知道我是记者-听起来没什么。 - She doesn't know I'm a reporter. - Doesn't sound like much.
有一天她为了20块钱冒着生命危险……下一秒，她就成了芝加哥的乔伊斯博士。 One day she's risking her neck for 20 bucks... and the next, she's Chicago's answer to Dr.Joyce Brothers.
-闻起来很臭。-你在浪费时间。 - It smells. - You're wasting your time.
别指望了。 Don't count on it.
他们为什么要在水族馆举办鸡尾酒会? Why are they holding a cocktail party at the aquarium?
有钱人喜欢打扮得漂漂亮亮，出现在陌生的地方。 Rich people like to dress up and be seen in strange places.
我觉得自己像个穿着妈妈衣服的孩子。 I feel like a kid dressed up in my mama's clothes.
-我真的觉得我完全不属于这里。-十分钟。 - I really don't feel like I belong here at all. - Ten minutes.
握个手，喝杯酒，救条鲸鱼。 Shake a hand, have a drink, save a whale.
我会时时刻刻和你在一起。 I'll be with you every second.
看看你。看看你! Look at you. Look at you!
我无法克服这种转变。 I can't get over the transformation.
你看起来棒极了。 You look like a million bucks.
今晚你让我为自己感到骄傲。 You make me very proud of myself tonight.
你是我的发现。 You're my discovery.
艾伦，我不是原子。 Alan, I am not the atom.
-多少钱?-是免费的。 - How much? - It's gratis.
我没有问那是什么。我问他多少钱。 I didn't ask what it was. I asked how much.
这是赠送的。 It's complimentary.
这是免费的，免费的。 And it's on the house, without charge, free.
没有在开玩笑吧?好的，谢谢你。 No kidding? Well, thank you.
如果你不知道某事的意思…假装你知道，听我指挥。 If you don't know what something means... pretend you do and follow my lead.
你应该是大学毕业生。 You're supposed to be a college graduate.
原谅我。 Excuse me.
-杰克·拉塞尔，新闻。——邀请? - Jack Russell, press. - Invitation?
我们的社会专栏作家正在报道这个聚会。辛德尔先生已经来了。 - Our society columnist is covering the shindig. - Mr. Sindell is already here.
他的妻子临盆了。我来接替他。 His wife went into labor. I'm relieving him.
他的妻子和他在一起。 His wife is with him.
他妻子在旅行车后座上喘不过气来。 His wife is hyperventilating in the back of a station wagon.
一个有吸引力的临时工和他在一起。 An attractive temp from the typing pool is with him.
-如果你想宣布这个消息-不，请进去 - If you'd like to break the news -- - No, please go in.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-想加入吗?-除非你逼我。 - Thinkin' of jumpin' in? - Not unless you push me.
这就是你不在桥上晃来晃去的地方。 So this is where you hang out when you're not dangling from bridges.
看起来不像是你喜欢的派对。 Doesn't seem like your kind of party.
我不想知道你以为我的派对是什么样的。 I don't want to know what you think my kind of party is.
不是那些自命不凡的人。 Not the stuffed-shirt brigade.
我不知道你怎么想，但我很无聊。 I don't know about you, but I'm bored.
如果你讨厌待在这里，为什么不去你更喜欢的地方呢? If you hate being here, why don't you go somewhere you'd rather be?
我更想和珍妮丝在一起，但因为你，珍妮丝不在了。 I'd rather be with Janice, but thanks to you, Janice isn't around anymore.
我想让你知道，我对发生的事感到很抱歉。 I want you to know I feel bad about what happened.
不,不喜欢。你说对了。 No, don't. You had me pegged right.
我的恋爱记录是17周。 My record relationship is 17 weeks.
当你想到要长出一块漂亮的草坪需要更长的时间……这并不是什么了不起的记录。 When you consider it takes longer than that to grow a good-looking lawn... it isn't much of a record.
-但是你一直在做同样的事情。-我想是的。 - But you keep doing the same thing over and over. - I guess so.
如果一个人每六个月就毁一次车…你会开始怀疑他的驾驶技术，不是吗? If a guy keeps wrecking his car every six months... you'd begin to wonder about his driving, wouldn't you?
你是那种总是把自己的一部分藏起来的人……总是把那块饼干放在饼干罐里。 You're one of those guys that always has to hold a part of himself back... always keeping that one cookie in the cookie jar.
你想听点免费的建议吗? Would you like a little free advice?
就像你对玉米片过敏一样…所以你开始买东西，比如一罐豌豆。 It's like you're allergic to cornflakes... so you start to buy stuff, like a can of peas.
你打开罐头，里面…玉米片。 You open the can and inside... cornflakes.
所以你选了一顿电视晚餐然后…玉米片。 So you pick a TV dinner and... cornflakes.
这是什么意思? What does that mean?
和你约会的女孩，在外面她们都是不同的人。 The girls you go out with, outside they're all different packages.
里面……玉米片。 Inside... Cornflakes.
所以…-那我该怎么办?-这边。 So... - so what do I do? - Over here.
我得离开这里。很高兴再次见到你。 I have to get out of here. It was nice to see you again.
嘿，等一下! Hey, wait a minute!
嘿，等一下。 Hey, wait a minute.
你告诉我我的生活就是玉米片和饼干，然后你就一走了之? You tell me my life is cornflakes and cookies, and then you walk away?
-你是谁?-我是雪莉医生。 - Who are you? - I'm Dr. Shirlee.
你是医生，是吗?什么样的医生? You're a doctor, huh? What kind of doctor?
我是心脏医生。 I'm a doctor of the heart.
Shirlee博士。你是无线电心理医生。 Dr. Shirlee. You're the radio shrink.
我不知道珍妮丝在接受专业人士的建议。 I had no idea Janice was getting advice from a pro.
雪莉医生，哇。所以，呃，哦嗯，呃…谢谢。 Dr. Shirlee, wow. So, uh, oh -- Um, uh... thanks.
我该怎么做? So what do I do?
也许你应该试着和另一种女人约会……一个内在比外在好看的人。 Maybe you should try datin' a different kind of woman... someone whose insides look better than their outsides.
名字以"S"开头以"E"结尾的人? Someone whose name begins with "S" and ends with "E"?
-如果你认识一个叫西尔维的人。——没有。 - If you know someone named Sylvie. - No.
-我认识一个叫谢恩的人-约他出去。 - I know a guy named Shane. - Ask him out.
我宁愿约你出去。星期五晚上。 I'd rather ask you out. Friday night.
-这是一个约会。-是吗? - It's a date. - It is?
原谅我。莫里茨,嗨。 Excuse me. Moritz, hi.
很高兴见到你，杰克。 Nice to see you, Jack.
我会尽力的，但得等半个小时。 I'll do the best I can, but it's gonna be a half-hour wait.
-你觉得-雪莉医生好了，好了，好了。 - Do you think maybe -- - Dr. Shirlee. Well, well, well.
你能来我们很荣幸。 We're honored to have you here.
我们为您准备了一张漂亮的桌子，这边请。 We have a beautiful table for you, right this way.
三分熟，非常熟。 Medium rare and very well done.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-你不是芝加哥人?-不，我不是芝加哥人。 - So you're not from Chicago? - No, I'm not from Chicago.
欢迎光临。 Compliments of the house.
-今晚免费吗?-是给你的，雪莉医生 - Is it gratis tonight? - It is for you, Dr. Shirlee.
就为了我?如何来吗? Just for me? How come?
因为，因为你是雪莉医生。 Well, because -- because you're Dr. Shirlee.
这真的很好，但似乎不公平……除了雪莉医生之外的其他人也会受到惩罚 That's real nice, but it doesn't seem fair... for these other people who are not Dr. Shirlee to be penalized.
我为每桌买单一瓶香槟。 I'll pay for a bottle of this champagne for every table.
这是很贵的香槟。 This is very expensive champagne.
钱就是用来花的，对吧? Money's meant to be spent, right?
放在我内裤抽屉底有什么用? What good's it gonna do in the bottom of my panty drawer?
一瓶200美元。 It's $200 a bottle.
坏主意。算了吧。 Bad idea. Just forget it.
-谢谢。-不客气，先生。 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sir.
这比我过去一周挣的钱还多。 That's more than I used to make in a week.
-我以为心理医生很有钱。-是吗? - I thought shrinks were rich. - Are they?
不是所有人，至少一开始不是。 Not all of them, at least not at first.
你为什么把钱放在抽屉里? Why would you keep your money in a drawer?
你不怕被人偷走吗? Aren't you afraid somebody's gonna steal it?
我觉得现在把钱放在我房间里比放在银行里更安全。 I figure it's safer in my room than in a bank these days.
如果有人要偷它…我宁愿它属于需要它的人……比某个储贷银行的副总裁还强。 If somebody's gonna steal it... I'd rather it goes to somebody that needs it... than some vice-president of a savings and loan.
什么? What?
我只是…喜欢你看事物的方式。 I just... love the way you look at things.
你真的对我很感兴趣，是吗? You're really interested in me, aren't you?
-是的，我是。-太好了。 - Yes, I am. - That's great.
大多数男人只想谈论他们自己。 Most men just want to talk about themselves.
我想知道一切。你是怎么失去童贞的? I want to know everything. How did you lose your virginity?
你不想以"你从哪里来，来镇上多久了"开头吗? You don't want to start with "Where you from, how long you been in town"?
如果你愿意的话。你从哪里来?你来镇上多久了? If you want. Where you from? How long you been in town?
-在看台下面。-你是从看台下面来的? - Under the bleachers. - You're from under the bleachers?
不，那是我初夜的地方。 No, that's where I lost my virginity.
我们高中刚刚输掉了州冠军。我的男朋友，他是边锋…这是唯一能让他感觉好点的方法 Our high school had just lost the state championship... and my boyfriend, he was the tight end... and it was the only way I could make him feel better.
你把它给谁了? Who did you lose it to?
-我的处女?-州冠军。 - My virginity? - The state championship.
-致拉蒙特狮群——嗯。 - To the Lamont Lions. - Mmm.
你呢?你怎么弄丢的? How about you? How'd you lose yours?
我的明星怎么样了? How's my star?
我好像看到你坐在这里。 I thought I saw you sitting over here.
我没打扰到你们吧? I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
艾伦，这是我的朋友杰克。杰克，这是艾伦，我的老板。 Alan, this is my friend Jack. Jack, this is Alan, my boss.
我不认为自己只是你的老板。 I don't think of myself as just your boss.
我更愿意把自己当成一个朋友和导师。 I prefer to think of myself as a friend and mentor.
我发现了雪莉。 I discovered Shirlee.
你把她说得像盘尼西林。 You make her sound like penicillin.
有趣的家伙。 Funny guy.
齐姆·齐默尔曼坐在那边。 Zim Zimmerman's sitting over there.
我要让你上他的节目。 I'm gonna get you on his show.
过来，为我们赢几分。 Come over and win a few points for us.
我以为我不应该接受采访。 I thought I wasn't supposed to give interviews.
-是啊，我以为她不应该接受采访。-你怎么知道? - Yeah, I thought she wasn't supposed to give interviews. - How do you know?
我刚听到她这么说。 I just heard her say so.
原谅我们。 Excuse us.
听着，我跟齐姆说过你会是个很棒的客人。 Listen, I told Zim you'd be a great guest.
我为你冒了很大风险。 I sort of went out on a limb for you on this.
别从我身下把它锯出来。 Don't saw it out from underneath me please.
这就是我住的地方。 Well, this is where I live.
你总是给人惊喜。 You are full of surprises.
-我玩得很开心。-我也是。 - I had a great time. - So did I.
事实上，我玩得太开心了。 In fact, I'm having way too much fun.
这有什么不对吗?很好，不是吗? What's wrong with that? It's good, isn't it?
对我来说不是，杰克。 Not for me, Jack.
我跟男人相处的记录很差。 I have a bad track record with men.
我发现男人想要改变我，伤害我，利用我…从来不只是爱我。 I find men that want to change me, hurt me, use me... never just love me.
但管他呢。记录就是用来被打破的，对吧? But what the heck. Records are made to be broken, right?
我们准备好了，凯尼恩医生。 We're ready, Dr. Kenyon.
哦,上帝。好了，开始吧。 Oh, God. Okay, here we go.
现在还记得…本科工作，乔治亚大学。 Now remember... undergraduate work, University of Georgia.
研究生阶段，你去了斯坦福。 Graduate studies, you went to Stanford.
-你是班里的尖子生。-我可没那么说。 - You were tops in your class. - I am not sayin' all that.
我不想说谎。 I'm not gonna lie.
你想说你有资格提出建议……我当过三次失败的舞蹈教练…连大学都没上过的人? You want to say you're qualified to hand out advice... based on being a three-time loser dance instructor... who's never even been near a college?
好吧，你很紧张。我现在明白了。 Okay, you're nervous. I see that now.
我和他一起复习了所有的问题。 I went over all the questions with him.
唯一会惹上麻烦的就是你偏离了我给你的回答……或者他放下笔记板，这意味着他会问你一些我们没讨论过的问题。 The only way to get in trouble is if you deviate from the responses I've given you... or he puts down his clipboard, which means he'll ask you something we didn't discuss.
但他向我保证他不会那么做。 But he assured me he's not gonna do that.
这让我想到了以下几点，雪莉医生。 Which leads me to the following, Dr. Shirlee.
你知道人们的愤怒…你这个混蛋!你这个撒谎的混蛋! You're aware of the furor... You bastard! You lyin' bastard!
-他说他不会那么做的!-我们在这里工作! - He said he wasn't gonna do that! - We're working here!
什么意思? What do you mean?
具体来说，它是如何诋毁一个职业的……利用它来达到商业目的。 Specifically, how it denigrates a profession... exploits it for its commercial ends.
你是这么想的吗? Is that what you think?
你听我的节目了吗? Have you listened to my program?
我当然有，但我们不是在讨论我的观点。 Of course I have, but we're not discussing my opinions here.
为什么不呢?这是你的节目。 Why not? It's your show.
我们直说吧。 Let's be straight.
和你打交道的人完全是陌生人。 The people you deal with are total strangers.
你对他们的历史知之甚少…而你却试图在五分钟内解决他们的问题。 You have little or no knowledge of their history... and yet you try and solve their problems in less than five minutes.
你不用担心用这么少的信息来给出建议…会有严重的后果吗? Don't you worry that to give advice with so little information... can have serious repercussions?
人们只会对我喊一声。 People just give me a holler.
我告诉他们我的想法，希望能有所帮助。 I tell 'em what I think and hope it helps.
我不知道所有的答案。是吗，齐姆? I don't know all the answers. Do you, Zim?
你不觉得你会受伤吗? Don't you think you can hurt?
不要担心你会给人建议……没有足够的了解这个人——我只是说我看到的事实。 Don't you worry that you may give advice... without enough knowledge of the person -- I just tell the truth as I see it.
据我所知，真相从未造成任何伤害。 To my knowledge, the truth has never caused any damage.
有时痛苦，但不是伤害。 Pain sometimes, but not damage.
很好。 Very nice.
-要么让他闭嘴，要么带他出去——对不起。 - Shut him up or get him out of here. - Sorry.
让我们欢迎我的特别嘉宾…著名电台精神病学家大卫·厄德曼博士。 Let's welcome my special guest... renowned radio psychiatrist Dr. David Erdman.
欢迎，厄德曼博士。 Welcome, Dr. Erdman.
哦,狗屎!哦,狗屎! Oh shit! Oh shit!
我很高兴能有第二个意见。 I'm glad to have a second opinion.
让我们从……厄德曼医生，你对来电者有什么要求? Let's start with... what are you looking for in a caller, Dr. Erdman?
我喜欢符合听众群体特征的来电者。 I like a caller that fits my listeners' demographic profile.
我喜欢有健康问题的健康电话。 I like healthy callers with healthy problems.
如果他们的问题恰好和我推销的磁带有关……那更好。 If their questions happen to tie in with a tape I'm promoting... so much the better.
不,我是认真的。 No, seriously.
我在这里是为了帮助我的听众…谁都想对自己有更深的了解。 I'm here to help anyone in my listening audience... who wants to come to a deeper understanding of themselves.
-雪莉医生。-我对来电者的要求是什么? - Dr. Shirlee. - What am I looking for in a caller?
-我在找需要帮助的人。- - - ? - I'm looking for someone that needs help. - And?
他们早餐还得吃果圈。 And they have to eat Froot Loops for breakfast.
和什么?有问题的人。这还不够吗? And what? Someone with a problem. Isn't that enough?
让我们开始我觉得这个节目最有趣的部分。 Let's proceed with what I feel is the most interesting part of the program.
哦。 Uh-oh.
有人打电话来，说有问题。 We have a caller who has a problem.
我们将要求我们的每一位医生对这个问题做出回应……为了让你看到……无线电心理学的不同研究方法。 We're gonna ask each of our doctors to respond to that problem... in order to let you see... the different approaches to radio psychology.
哦! Oh!
嗨，你正在直播。 Hi, you're on the air.
-能听到我说话吗?-大声点，琼。 - Can you hear me? - Loud and clear, Joan.
我是琼。她48岁。她有婚姻问题。 This is Joan. She's 48. She has a marital problem.
医生们，为了简洁起见……把你对琼的问题的回答保留下来……精确到一分钟。去吧，琼。 Please doctors, in the interest of brevity... keep your responses to Joan's problem... down to a minute. Go ahead, Joan.
我丈夫有外遇已经一年了。六个月前我发现了这件事 My husband's been having an affair for a year... and I found out about it about six months ago.
我让他住手，但他不听。 I asked him to stop, but he won't.
我给他交往的女人写了封信…让她不要见他，但她给他看了。 I wrote a letter to the woman he's seeing... and asked her not to see him, but she showed it to him.
嘿，你能出来吗?他在做什么? Hey, will you get outta there? What is he doing?
我对他充满了愤怒，我不知道该怎么办。 I'm so filled with anger toward him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
-厄德曼医生。-等一下。 - Dr. Erdman. - Hold that shot.
-琼，你想离婚吗?——没有。 - Joan, do you want a divorce? - No.
那我建议你还是别自找麻烦了。 Then I suggest that you let sleeping dogs lie.
——什么!-会轮到你的。 - What! - You'll have your turn.
琼，你不会因为你丈夫这么做而恨他吧。你恨自己。 Joan, you do not hate your husband for doing this. You hate yourself.
给我一个。 Give me one.
如果你自我感觉良好……也许你丈夫会想和你在一起。 If you felt better about yourself... maybe your husband would want to be with you.
她丈夫出轨是她的错? It's her fault her husband's cheatin'?
我只是建议她自己想想。 I'm simply suggesting that she look to herself.
也许她在床上要求太高了。 Maybe she's too demanding in bed.
你跟打电话的人这么说话吗? You talk to your callers like that?
你应该被取消律师资格或者出轨或者他们对医生做的任何事。 You should be disbarred or derailed or whatever they do to doctors.
出轨吗? Derailed?
你在哪里接受的训练，医生? Where did you receive your training, Doctor?
-我在哪里接受的培训?——是的。 - Where did I receive my training? - Yes.
我毕业于哈佛大学，在索邦大学读研究生。你在哪里受训? I'm a graduate of Harvard, postgraduate studies at the Sorbonne. Where did you train?
我在哪里受训?我在fuck U受训。 Where did I train? I trained at Screw U.
你知道是谁想出了"别自找麻烦"这个说法吗? You know who came up with the expression "Let sleeping dogs lie"?
一只狗。 A dog.
琼，亲爱的，你改变不了他。 And, Joan, honey, you are not going to change him.
要么忍受，要么结束。 You gotta live with it or end it.
尿尿或者离开便盆。不管怎样，你都会重新喜欢上自己的。 Tinkle or get off the potty. Either way, you'll start to like yourself again.
哦，是的，是的，是的!哦,Shirlee ! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Oh, Shirlee!
我们爱你! We love you!
她太棒了!哦,上帝! She was so good! Oh, God!
-你们太棒了!-我们马上回来 - You guys are great! - We'll be right back.
这个节目太棒了! This show is fantastic!
这太棒了。 This is great.
她们俩都被她征服了。我什么时候能拿到报道? She blew both of those guys away. When can I get the story?
-现在你觉得这是个故事了。-这是个故事。 - So now you think it's a story. - It's a story.
-你掌握了她多少把柄?-差不多了。 - How much have you got on her? - Almost enough.
快去吧。 Get on it.
快抓住她，是吗? Nail her and fast, huh?
雪莉，怎么了?你要去哪里? Shirlee, what's the matter? Where you going?
我们回去吧。我们没跟齐姆道晚安。 Let's go back inside. We didn't say good night to Zim.
艾伦，我累了。我想去。 Alan, I'm tired. I want to go.
-你就是那辆粉色奔驰。-不，我不是。 - You're the pink Mercedes. - No, I'm not.
不，我是雪莉·凯尼恩。我开一辆粉红色的奔驰。 No, I'm Shirlee Kenyon. I drive a pink Mercedes.
-我很沮丧。-哦，得了吧! - I'm depressed. - Oh, come on!
你在说什么?你应该高兴得飘飘然。 What are you talking about? You should be on cloud nine.
你刚刚把那两个小丑埋在里面了。 You just buried those two clowns in there.
那很好，但是这些"医生"的东西…还有齐姆说的万一出事怎么办? That's great, but all this "doctor" stuff... and what Zim said about what if somethin' happened?
让我们面对现实吧。我没受过训练。 Let's face it. I'm not trained.
也许厄德曼医生是个混蛋…-但至少他上过学。-厄德曼医生! Maybe Dr. Erdman is a jerk... - but at least he's been to school. - Dr. Erdman!
厄德曼医生知道的和你一样多。 Dr. Erdman knows about as much as you do.
我应该知道的。他当了我五年的心理医生，看看我病得有多严重! I ought a know. He was my shrink for five years and look how sick I am!
噢，得了吧，雪莉，放轻松点! Oh, come on, Shirlee, lighten up!
我不是医生。 I'm not a doctor.
我当然不是我的奔驰……我是谁? And I'm certainly not my Mercedes... so who am I?
我是凯迪拉克。 I'm a Cadillac.
雪莉医生，肖恩在线上。他是个清醒的酒鬼。 Dr. Shirlee, we have Sean on the line. He's a sober alcoholic.
雪莉，谢谢你接我电话。 Shirlee, thanks for taking my call.
我已经两年没喝酒了，我妻子是个酒鬼。 I've been sober for two years and my wife is an alcoholic.
我不知道该怎么办。 I don't know what to do.
如果我和她在一起，我可以再喝酒，而她不想戒。 If I stay around her I could drink again and she doesn't want to quit.
你有孩子吗，肖恩，还是只有你们两个? You got kids, Sean, or is it just the two of you?
只有我们。 It's just us.
那样的话，告诉她如果她喝酒你就不能和她在一起。 In that case, tell her you can't be with her if she's drinkin'.
如果她足够爱你，她会戒掉的。 If she loves you enough, she'll try to quit.
如果她不愿意，你就得爱自己，离开她。 If she doesn't, you have to love yourself enough to walk away.
就像我爸爸常说的…鸟和鱼可以相爱……但它们在哪里安家呢? Like my daddy always said... a bird and a fish can fall in love... but where do they make a home?
我看到了! I saw that!
我的帮手对我选择的词语做鬼脸。 My helper is makin' faces at my choice of words.
但我说的都是真的。有时候唯一的办法…让一个人改变坏习惯的方法就是离开他们。 But what I'm sayin' is true. Sometimes the only way... you can get somebody to change their bad habits is to leave 'em.
如果他们不这么做，你们中至少有一个人能活着出来。 And if they don't, at least one of you's gotten out alive.
吉恩，怎么了? What's cookin', Gene?
你昨晚给我留下了深刻的印象，雪莉…而且不只是针对齐姆·齐默尔曼 You made quite an impression last night, Shirlee... and not just on Zim Zimmerman.
帕尔曼先生，有时候我的嘴就会失控…没有先检查我的大脑。 Mr. Perlman, sometimes my mouth just runs off... without checkin' with my brain first.
-我不是有意冒犯他的。——不! - I didn't mean to offend him. - No!
不,Shirlee。一个好印象。 No, Shirlee. A good impression.
今天早上电视台打来电话。 The network called this morning.
他们想把你推向全国。 They want to take you national.
宣传旅行，广告活动，所有的工作! Promotional tours, ad campaigns, the works!
全国各地的听众都在给雪莉医生打电话。 Listeners calling Dr. Shirlee from coast-to-coast.
-有多少人?——数百万! - How many people's that? - Millions!
——数百万?-你有工作要做，艾伦。 - Millions? - You've got work, Alan.
我想要一个照片布局。“人”杂志。 I want a photo layout. "People" magazine.
“芝加哥最受欢迎的医生。” "Chicago's favorite doctor at home."
在家吗?我不认为，别想，艾伦。做到!做到! At home? I don't think -- Don't think, Alan. Do it! Do it!
聚光灯在上面，它很明亮我喜欢站在它里面这只是表面的光我们就接受它本来的样子。 Spotlight's on it's shining bright And I like standing in it It's only superficial light We'll take it just the way it is.
-艾伦，我不需要这么豪华的地方。——真的吗? - Alan, I don't need a place this fancy. - Really?
也许我们应该让埃夫登给你拍张照片…在罗斯福酒店，在家里 Maybe we should get Avedon to do a photo shoot of you... at the Hotel Roosevelt, at home.
我想拥有华丽的衣服，一个魔术教练从此过上幸福的生活-就像故事书里的故事一样-快过去。 I want to claim as mine Fancy clothes, a magic coach and happy ever after - Like something from a storybook - Get over there.
-灰姑娘的章节-她过来了 - A Cinderella chapter - She's coming over.
但当午夜的钟声敲响我躺在床上醒着老师告诉我的这几句话一直在我脑海里闪过你要走正直的路对自己要真诚 But when the clock strikes midnight And I lie awake in bed These lines the teacher told me Keep running through my head You gotta walk the straight and narrow And to thine own self be true
你要像箭一样瞄准所有的眼睛都盯着你但有时感觉如此好，我几乎可以证明活在一个虚假的谎言中活在一个虚假的谎言中活在一个虚假的谎言中 You gotta aim straight as an arrow A ll eyes are upon you But sometimes it feels so good that I can almost justify Living a l-l-lie Living a lie Living a l-l-lie
生活在谎言中 Living a lie
Shirlee凯尼恩?史蒂夫，我们认识雪莉·肯扬吗? Shirlee Kenyon? Hey, Steve, do we know a Shirlee Kenyon?
是的。谁想知道? Yeah. Who wants to know?
下面这个家伙。 This guy down here.
你有多了解她? How well do you know her?
我很了解她。我非常非常了解她。 I know her well. I know her very, very well.
嗯。你是怎么认识她的? Huh. How did you meet her?
我是怎么遇见谁的? How did I meet who?
Shirlee凯尼恩。 Shirlee Kenyon.
我最好的朋友娶了她三次。 Well, my best friend married her three times.
当他和她结婚后，她搬来和我一起住…我甚至一次都不用娶她 When he got done marrying her, she moved in with me... and I didn't even have to marry her once.
-她嫁给了同一个男人三次。-是的。 - She married the same guy three times. - Yeah.
-你为什么问这些问题?-信用检查。 - Why are you asking all these questions? - Credit check.
你说你叫什么名字? What'd you say your name was?
——马克。-听着，麦克。 - Mack. - Listen, Mack.
你认为…偷别人保龄球袋的人? Do you give credit... to people who steal other people's bowling bags?
我牺牲了我的荣誉我的价值观和我的骄傲活在谎言里 And I sacrificed my honor My values and my pride Living a l-l-lie
你不会碰巧跳舞吧? You don't by any chance dance, do you?
活在谎言中活在谎言中活在谎言中嗷!小心点，杰克。 Living a lie Living a lie Living a lie Ow! Watch what you're doin', Jack.
看着我，别想你的脚了。 Just look at me and stop thinkin' about your feet.
-你从哪儿学来的?-我以前教书。 - Where'd you learn all this? - I used to teach.
-哦，什么时候?-很久以前了。 - Oh, when? - A long time ago.
-在哪里?——什么? - Where was that? - What?
——在哪里?-那是在我成为医生之前。 - Where? - It was before I became a doctor.
-放松点，杰克。只是放松。——哦! - Loosen up, Jack. Just relax. - Ohh!
-我跟你说过我的小说吗?——不!你写小说了吗? - Did I ever tell you about my novel? - No! Did you write a novel?
我有一个写小说的想法。 I had an idea for a novel.
我开始谈论我要写的这本书。 I started talking about this book I was gonna write.
办公室里的人会说:“杰克，你开始写那本书了吗?” The guys at the office would say, "Jack, you started that book yet?"
有一天，我厌倦了说“不”，我说“是”。 One day I got so sick of saying "no," I said "yes."
然后是，“杰克，书写得怎么样了?”“它来了。” Then it was, "Jack, how's the book coming?" "It's coming along."
然后，“你看完那本书了吗?” Then, "Have you finished that book yet?"
有一天我说:“是的，完成了。” One day I just said, "Yes, it's finished."
有趣的是，我还没开始呢。 Funny thing was, I hadn't started it yet.
-我不是故意撒谎的。它就这样发生了。-你想干什么? - I didn't mean to lie. It just happened. - What are you tryin' to do?
你想干什么? What are you tryin' to do?
狐步舞，摇滚舞步?什么? The fox-trot, rock step? What?
-我只是想跳舞。-好吧，看着我! - I'm just trying to dance. - Well, just watch me!
一步，一步。一步，一步。 Rock step, step. Rock step, step.
扭动臀部。动起来! Move those hips. Move those hips!
看上去不错。嗯!哈! Looking good. Mmm! Ha!
我猜你从来没经历过这种事，对吧? I guess nothing like that ever happened to you, huh?
-就像那本书发生在我身上一样?-杰克，闭嘴跳舞吧。 - Like happened to me with the book? - Jack, shut up and dance.
外面!三个球。 Outside! Ball three.
漂亮的照片。 Nice shot.
教练正走向投手丘，医生的脸色不太好。 The coach is walking to the mound, not looking good for the doctor.
也许要走很长一段路才能回到候补区。 It may be a long trip back to the bullpen.
-把你的食指放在这里。拇指放在外面。——好的。 - Put your index finger here. Thumb on the outside. - Okay.
她开始生气了。形式看起来不错。 She's winding up. The form is looking good.
有点高，又在外面。再试一次。 A little high and outside again. Try again.
如果你真的要写小说，会写些什么? If you ever do write that novel, what's it gonna be about?
-真可怜。-哦，谢谢。 - That was truly pitiful. - Why, thank you.
我不知道。绝望吗?贪婪?腐败?都是我最喜欢的东西。 I don't know. Despair? Greed? Corruption? All my favorite things.
你为什么不写一些你喜欢的东西，而不是你讨厌的东西呢? Why don't you write about somethin' you love instead of something you hate?
-比如?-比如棒球。 - Like what? - Like baseball.
写一本关于棒球的书。 Write a book about baseball.
这正是世界所需要的，又一部棒球小说。 Just what the world needs, another baseball novel.
他们当然会……如果它很棒的话。 Sure they do... if it's great.
我打赌如果是你写的，肯定是。 And I bet if you wrote it, it would be.
我喜欢你对我甜言蜜语。 I love when you talk sweet to me.
-你还没听过甜蜜呢。我要等多久? - You haven't even heard sweet yet. - How long do I have to wait?
-哦，我们越来越近了。-嘿，伙计们? - Oh, we're gettin' closer. - Hey, guys?
哦。因为警察，比赛被叫停了。 Oops. Game called on account of cops.
天晚了……这不是一个球场。 It's late... and this ain't no ballpark.
我能看一下你的证件吗? Can I see some I.D. please?
-我们改天吧，杰克。-我会祈祷下雨。 - We'll take a rain check, Jack. - I'll pray for rain.
-身份证!-谢谢，警官…保护芝加哥免受柠檬飞掠 - I.D! - Thank you, Officer... for keeping Chicago safe from flying lemons.
声呐喊。 Whoop.
“Shirlee凯尼恩。” "Shirlee Kenyon."
雪莉·凯尼恩医生? Dr. Shirlee Kenyon?
会有办法的，菲尔。你打电话给我。 It'll work out, Phil. You call me.
我会的。谢谢! I will. Thanks!
好的。晚安，各位。 Okay. Good night.
对不起。菲尔的女儿，卡罗尔…-上个月跑了两次。-对她有好处。 Sorry. Phil's daughter, Carol... - ran away twice in the last month. - Good for her.
你想上来看看我的地毯样品吗? You wanna come up and check out my carpet samples?
这是一条线吗? Is that a line?
灰玫瑰，圣诞绿，还是大象灰? Dusty rose, Christmas green, or elephant gray?
不! Nah!
-我们就不提大象灰了。-很棒的公寓。 - We'll forget about the elephant gray. - Great apartment.
哦,谢谢。 Oh, thanks.
我很担心拿走它，付房租什么的。 I was worried about takin' it, paying all this rent and all.
但是艾伦说我的工作很稳定。 But Alan says my job's pretty secure.
真的很棒。钱，车，这个公寓。 It really is great. The money, the car, this apartment.
但如果我的观众厌倦了我……我不认为失去它会杀了我。 But if my audience gets tired of me... I don't think losin' it would just kill me.
所以…我们怎么决定?灰玫瑰还是圣诞绿? So... what do we decide? The Dusty rose or the Christmas green?
地毯样品让你兴奋。 Carpet samples turn you on.
其他办法我都试过了。 I tried everything else.
你可能以为刚刚听到了门铃。相信我，这是幻觉。 You probably think you just heard the doorbell. Trust me, you're hallucinating.
你看，大多数女人在吻完我之后，就告诉我她们听到门铃响了……接着是幽幽的兰花花香。 See, most women, right after they kiss me, tell me they hear a doorbell... followed by the faint scent of orchids.
你闻到兰花的味道了吗?——没有。 - Do you smell the orchids yet? - No.
就是扯淡的刺鼻气味。 Just the pungent aroma of bullshit.
等等,等等!任何班级的人都不会突然出现。 Wait, wait! No one with any class shows up unannounced.
-忽略它。-如果是《百万富翁》呢? - Ignore it. - What if it's "The Millionaire"?
你看过迈克尔·安东尼演的那个节目吗带着约翰·贝雷斯福德·蒂普顿的一百万美元出现 Did you ever see that show where Michael Anthony... shows up with a million dollars from John Beresford Tipton?
但有一个问题。你得去开门。 But there's a catch. You have to answer the door.
-等等，等等。-哦，杰克。 - Wait, wait, wait. - Oh, Jack.
-你接吻技术真棒…但是一百万美元呢?-你说得有道理。 - You're a great kisser... but a million dollars? - You got a point.
保持皱。 Stay puckered.
来了，安东尼先生。 Coming, Mr. Anthony.
你好,宝贝。 Hello, baby.
看到我很惊讶? Surprised to see me?
哇，你做得很好。 Wow, you're doin' very well.
很好，很好。 Very, very well.
史蒂夫，你在这儿干什么? Steve, what are you doin' here?
我听说你们亲热了，所以我想过来看看。 I heard you made out, so I thought I'd come by and see for myself.
我去了那家电台，告诉他们我…你那失散已久的兄弟从海军回来，迫不及待地想要。你到底是谁? Went by that radio station and told 'em I was... your long-lost brother home from the Navy just dying to surpr-- Who the hell is this?
-我不打扰你们了。-不，你不需要。 - I'll leave you two alone. - No, you don't.
-杰克，这是史蒂夫。史蒂夫,杰克。-你好吗? - Jack, this is Steve. Steve, Jack. - How you doin'?
-我不认识你吗?——不!不，我不这么认为。 - Don't I know you? - No! No, I don't think so.
你从没去过阿肯色? You never been to Arkansas?
-我们最好改天再谈。-下次做什么? - We better do this another time. - Do what another time?
不关你的事。 It's none of your business.
我不喜欢你的态度。 I don't like your attitude.
态度这个词对你来说太夸张了。 That's a big word for you, attitude.
你为什么不让你的嘴休息一下? Why don't you just give your mouth a rest?
去你的，史蒂夫! Damn you, Steve!
要我把他扔出去吗?因为我会做的。噢。 Want me to throw him out? 'Cause I'll do it. Ow.
-我不喜欢你。-真的吗?太糟糕了。 - I don't like you. - Oh, really? Too bad.
-我想问你愿不愿意一起过感恩节。-史蒂夫，出去! - I was gonna ask if you want to spend Thanksgiving together. - Steve, get out!
我不知道你为什么在这里…随你怎么想，但你可以忘了，都结束了! I don't know why you're here... or what you think, but you can forget it, it's over!
也许是，也许不是。但它会保持下去。 Well, maybe yes and maybe no. But it'll keep.
我了解你。 I know you.
我说不清楚，但相信我，我会想到的。 I can't put my finger on it, but believe me, it'll come to me.
告诉Shirlee……我喜欢达斯丁玫瑰。 Tell Shirlee... I like the Dusty rose.
等一下! Wait a minute!
我欠你的! I do owe you something!
-噢。-回头，回头。 - Ow. - Head back, head back.
-我要揍他一顿-我知道 - I was gonna kick his ass. - I know.
但我更像是一个爱人而不是战士。 Except I'm really more of a lover than a fighter.
我看得出来。 I can see that.
嗷,嗷!现在看到了吗?嗷,嗷。 Ow, ow! Now see? Ow, ow.
-也许我们最好另约时间。-也许吧。 - Maybe we better make it another time. - Yeah, maybe.
另一方面，我们可以……解决它。 On the other hand -- We can... work around it.
-要进来吗?-在我…有件事我得告诉你。 - Want to come in? - Before I do... there's something I should tell you.
你是同性恋吗? You're gay?
不。 No.
——结婚了吗?——没有。 - Married? - No.
这会破坏气氛吗? Will it spoil the mood?
它可能。 It might.
它能保持下去吗? Will it keep?
是的。 Yes.
-天哪!-你就只能说这些吗? - Holy moley! - Is that all you can say?
Ho-ly moley ! Ho-ly moley!
天moley ! Holy moley!
是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah.
“如果我明天死了，我也会微笑着离开。 "If I died tomorrow, I'd go with a smile.
中午在我们的咖啡店见。” Meet me at our coffee shop at noon."
不能等到中午吗? Couldn't wait 'til noon?
我刚想起来在哪儿见过那家伙。 I just remembered where I saw that guy.
我告诉过他我会找到的。 I told him it'd come to me.
米洛吗? Milo?
麦洛，你想见我吗? Milo, you wanna see me?
我们要结束周末版了。我的故事呢? We're putting the weekend edition to bed. Where's my story?
-没有故事。-没有故事是什么意思? - There is no story. - What do you mean, there's no story?
好吧，是有个故事，但我不会写的。 Okay, there is a story, but I'm not writing it.
你对我发火了吗? Are you going funny on me?
-麦洛，对不起。我就是做不到。-你知道我怎么想吗? - Milo, I'm sorry. I just can't do it. - You know what I think?
我觉得也许你太喜欢这个雪莉医生了，所以不敢说实话。 I think maybe you like this Dr. Shirlee a little too much to tell the truth.
就是这样吗？让我告诉你。 Is that it? Let me tell you something.
一个真正的记者在写故事的时候可能会哭……但他写这个故事是因为公众有权知道。 A real reporter is somebody who maybe cries when he writes the story... but he writes the story because the public deserves to know.
什么?他们应该知道什么? What? What do they deserve to know?
每一个记者遇到的愚蠢事实? Every stupid fact that comes a reporter's way?
也许有时候你该闭上你的嘴。 Maybe sometimes the thing to do is keep your mouth shut.
有些事实对任何人都不重要，除了你所谈论的人。 Some facts don't matter to anyone except the person you're telling them about.
别跟我扯这个。 Don't pull this on me.
你怎么看?我要佩服你的骨气了? What do you think? I'm going to admire your backbone?
你以为你站出来反抗我，我会尊重你吗? You think I'm gonna respect you for standing up to me?
让我告诉你。我讨厌骨气! Let me tell you something. I hate backbone!
我鄙视那些反抗我的人。 I despise people who stand up to me.
-求你了，别逼我炒了你-你不必开除我。 - Please, don't make me fire you. - You won't have to fire me.
——谢谢。我很高兴。-你不必开除我…因为我辞职了。 - Thanks. I'm glad. - You won't have to fire me... because I quit.
三分钟差不多了，还有十五分钟。 Three's about done, another fifteen minutes.
-嘿，嘿!-你在弗莱特河做什么? - Hey, hey! - What were you doin' in Flat River?
-你为什么问我的事?-平坦河? - And why were you askin' questions about me? - Flat River?
你和史蒂夫谈过了。他告诉我的。 You talked to Steve. He told me.
给我个机会解释一下。我们来谈谈吧。 Give me a chance to explain. Let's talk about it.
-我只想要个答案。-事情没那么简单。 - All I want is an answer. - It's not that simple.
-你是个记者。你在写我的故事。——没有。 - You're a reporter. You were doin' a story on me. - No.
是的……我曾经是，但现在不是了。 Yes... I was but I'm not.
所以你才想和我在一起?和我在一起? That's why you wanted to spend time with me? Be with me?
这样你就能抓到我的把柄了?我以为你不一样。 So you could get the dirt on me? I thought you were different.
-我以为我的运气终于变了。-等等，雪莉。 - I thought my luck had finally changed. - Wait a minute, Shirl.
-你不明白。-你做得很好，杰克。 - You don't understand. - You did a good job, Jack.
他们说你不应该把工作带上床。 They say you shouldn't take your work to bed.
-在这种情况下，我想他们错了。——男人! - In this case, I guess they were wrong. - Man!
Shirlee ! Shirlee!
故事不是我写的，好吗?我因此辞掉了工作。 I didn't write the story, okay? I quit my job over it.
-我为什么要相信你的话?-这是事实。 - Why should I believe anything you say? - It's the truth.
-别跟我讲真相。-不跟你说话? - Don't talk to me about the truth. - Don't talk to you?
——为什么?因为你是专家?-你骗了我。 - Why? Because you are such an expert? - You lied to me.
-你骗了全世界-这不一样。 - You lied to the whole world. - It's not the same.
我不想戳破你的幻想……——当然，这是一样的。-再见，杰克。 I hate to burst your bubble... - but of course it is the same. - Good-bye, Jack.
-现在你要做什么?-我从没说过我好到不能坐公交车。 - Now what are you gonna do? - I never said I was too good to take a bus.
好了，雪莉，一切都开始了，是的…因为我想报道你。 Okay, Shirlee, it all started, yes... because I wanted to get a story on you.
然后我开始关心……天啊,露易丝!天啊，你真固执! Then I began to care and... Geez, Louise! God, you can be so pigheaded!
看。 Look.
不!Shirlee ! No! Shirlee!
渴望认识你渴望向你展示我从一开始就有这种感觉燃烧着激情我以为它会持续下去现在它在我心里烧了一个洞 Burning to know you Burning to show you And I've felt this way from the start Burning with passion I thought it was lasting Now it's burning a hole in my heart
这是雪莉医生第一次进行全国广播。 Here's Dr. Shirlee arriving to her very first coast-to-coast broadcast.
一小群热情的粉丝一直在耐心等待。去看他们最喜欢的脱口秀主持人。 A small but enthusiastic group of fans has been waiting patiently... to see their favorite talk-show host.
现在他们正在表达他们的感激之情。 Now they're showing their appreciation.
我们把她弄过来吧。 Let's try to get her over here.
你不应该叫他离开! You shouldn't have told him to leave!
-你是谁?-你不该让肖恩离开我。 - Who are you? - You shouldn't have told Sean to leave me.
肖恩? Sean?
你毁了一个人的生活却一点都不记得? You destroy someone's life and you don't even remember?
当然!肖恩是个清醒的酒鬼而你却不肯戒酒 Sure! Sean was the sober alcoholic and you wouldn't quit drinkin'.
你只知道他的一面。 All you know is his side.
我们一起喝醉了好多年，我照顾他。我搞定了一切。 We got drunk together for years and I took care of him. I took care of everything.
然后他就清醒了突然间他就想当老大了。 Then he sobers up and all of a sudden he wants to be in charge.
他太与众不同了，吓到我了。 He was so different it scared me.
我害怕会失去他所以我喝了几次酒。 I was afraid I was gonna lose him so I got drunk a few times.
就像现在。 Like now.
但他带着孩子走的时候我正想找人帮忙。 But I was trying to get help when he left with the kids.
-他告诉你了吗?-女士，如果你有问题，在节目上找她 - Did he tell you that? - Lady, you got a problem, call her on the show.
-走吧。-等一下! - Let's go. - Just wait a minute!
他告诉我你没有孩子。 He told me you didn't have kids.
你觉得每个打电话来的人都在说真话吗? You think everybody that calls is telling nothing but the truth?
我想——嗯，当然!他们为什么要撒谎? I thought -- Well, sure! Why would they lie?
他们不是在跟朋友打电话，而是在听广播! They're not talking to a friend on the phone, they're on the radio!
当然，他们不会告诉你全部真相。 Of course they're not going to tell you the whole truth.
你告诉他们要做什么，你甚至不知道他们发生了什么。 You tell them what to do and you don't even know what's going on with 'em.
你要去吗?还是我们得把你搬走? Are you gonna go? Or do we have to move you?
我现在清醒了。 I'm sober now.
我在努力让我的家人团聚。 And I am trying to get my family back together.
我只是觉得应该让你知道，仅此而已。 I just thought you should know, is all.
很好，谢谢。你能相信吗? Great, well, thanks. Can you believe that?
这些爱发牢骚的小人物以为他们的悲惨生活可以怪在你头上? These whiny little people thinking they can blame you for their pathetic lives?
真是个失败者!天啊。 What a loser! Geez.
嘿,女士? Hey, lady?
-加油，伙计们!-小心，麦克。 - Come on, guys! - Look out, Mac.
原谅我们。 Excuse us.
W-N-D-Y……很荣幸向大家介绍芝加哥最杰出的电台心理学家Shirlee博士! W-N-D-Y... is proud to present Chicago's foremost radio psychologist... Dr. Shirlee!
“我是雪莉博士，欢迎我们的新听众。 "This is Dr. Shirlee and I want to welcome our new listeners.
“你能收听我感到很荣幸，我希望你能打电话来……“因为没有你…… "I feel privileged to have you listenin' in and I hope you'll call... "because without you...
没有你——” without you --"
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我做不到。 I can't do this.
我就是做不到! I just can't!
我一直在骗你。 I've been lying to you.
我不是医生。 I'm not a doctor.
事实上，我的上一份工作是在一个叫Flat River的地方教“舞蹈”。 In fact, my last job was teachin' dancin' in a place called Flat River.
我一直在骗你们这些人。 I've been lyin' to all you people.
我没有资格给你提建议。 I'm not qualified to give you advice.
也许没人是。 Maybe nobody is.
在收音机里跟你聊了两三分钟之后…我给你的建议是基于事实…你想让我和听众听到的。 After talkin' to you two or three minutes on the radio... I'm givin' you advice based on the version of the truth... that you want me and the listeners to hear.
肖恩…如果你在那里，上帝知道我希望你在听。 Sean... if you're out there, Lord knows I hope you're listenin'.
如果你因为我让你离开你妻子你离开的原因是错误的。 If you left your wife because I told you to... well, you left for the wrong reasons.
不要让任何人告诉你去留。是接受这份工作还是那份工作……是忍你妈还是骂她。 Never let anybody tell you whether to stay or go... whether to take this job or that job... whether to put up with your mother or tell her off.
你知道为什么吗? You know why?
因为这是你的生活。这得由你来决定。 Because it's your life. It's gotta be your decision.
也许对别人合适的东西，对你不一定合适。 Maybe what's right for somebody else, may not be right for you.
肖恩…安爱你。 Sean... Ann loves you.
一起讨论。一起解决这个问题。 Talk together. Work it out together.
你决定怎么做。 You decide what to do.
上帝啊，在我自己的生活中，我从来没有想出一个解决办法……这并不比我一开始遇到的问题更糟糕……所以我有什么资格告诉你 Lord, I've never come up with a solution in my own life... that wasn't worse than the problem I had in the first place... so who in the hell am I to be tellin' you anything?
我再也做不下去了。 I can't do it anymore.
我不想再骗你了。 I'm done lyin' to you.
谢谢你的倾听。 I thank you for listenin'.
我是雪莉。 This is Shirlee signing off.
我要还车。这是工作需要的。 I'm returnin' the car. It goes with the job.
不管你要去哪里，你都需要一辆车。 Wherever you're going, you'll need a car.
没人需要一辆6万美元的车。 Nobody needs a $60,000 car.
不管怎样，我不是真正的奔驰。 Anyway, I'm not really a Mercedes.
我只是一辆普通的庞蒂克。 I'm just a plain old Pontiac.
也许是雪佛兰。 Maybe a Chevy.
-你没见过她?-没有她的踪迹，长官 - So you haven't seen her? - No sign of her, sir.
去做吧。你在。 Go ahead. You're on.
-你好，我是格兰橡树的黛比。-嗨。 - Hi, this is Debbie from Glen Oaks. - Hi.
也许我们可以做点什么让雪莉知道我们在乎她。 Maybe we could do something to show Shirlee we care about her.
那是什么呢? And what would that be?
-她总是说要自己按喇叭。-是的。 - She was always talking about honking your own horn. - Yeah.
也许我们可以在午夜的时候按喇叭。 Maybe we could honk our horns at, like, midnight.
太棒了!太棒了! Great! Great!
午夜时分为雪莉鸣笛! Honk your horns for Shirlee at midnight!
今晚阿肯色Flat River附近没有航班吗? There's no flight anywhere near Flat River, Arkansas, tonight at all?
好的，对不起。谢谢。 Okay, yes, sorry. Thanks.
嘿，我以为你被解雇了。 Hey, I thought you got fired.
关闭。我不干了。 Close. I quit.
只是打个电话。这是一个免费电话号码。 Just making a phone call. It was a toll-free number.
别跳! Don't jump!
-别跳。别跳!-又来了。 - Don't jump. Don't jump! - Not again.
平均法则，这次你会杀了我。 Law of averages, this time you'll kill me.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
Wishin”。 Wishin'.
希望什么? Wishin' for what?
希望我知道现在该许什么愿。 Wishin' I knew what to wish for now.
你说得对。 You were right.
我只是个舞蹈老师只会给你一些廉价的建议和简单的答案。 I'm just a dance teacher with some cheap advice and easy answers.
不，我没有。 No, I wasn't.
你的听众可不这么认为。 Not according to your listeners.
你走后他们一直在打电话。 They've been calling since you walked off.
谈论他们有多爱你，你是如何帮助他们的……多亏了雪莉的笑声，雪莉的智慧，日日夜夜都变得轻松。 Talking about how much they love you, how you've helped them... how the days and nights are easier thanks to Shirlee's laughter, Shirlee's wisdom.
他们需要的是你，雪莉。 It's you they need, Shirlee.
不管你是舞蹈老师还是空中飞人。 It doesn't matter if you're a dance teacher or trapeze artist.
没关系!这是你的。 It doesn't matter! It's you.
肖恩呢?我差点毁了他的婚姻! What about Sean? I could've wrecked his marriage!
你走后肖恩就打电话来了。反正他也要离开她。 Sean called right after you walked off. He was gonna leave her anyway.
他只是想要有人同意他的观点。 He just wanted somebody to agree with him.
如果不是你，也会是别人。 If it hadn't been you, it would've been someone else.
那是什么? What's that?
待在这里。 Stay right here.
12点…如果你不是在为雪莉鸣喇叭，那你就该为她鸣。 It's 12:00... and if you're not honking your horn for Shirlee, you should be.
他们在按喇叭找我? They're honkin' for me?
帕尔曼认为每个关心你的人…应该在午夜按喇叭。 Perlman had this idea that everybody who cared about you... should honk their horns at midnight.
所有关心我的人都在按喇叭? Everybody who cares about me is honkin' their horn?
所有爱你的人都在按喇叭。 Everybody who loves you is honking their horn.
Shirlee……你觉得重新开始怎么样? Shirlee... what do you think about the idea of a fresh start?
对不起，杰克。 I'm sorry, Jack.
我只是没有新的开始了。 I just don't have another fresh start left in me.
我吃腻了玉米片。 I'm sick of cornflakes.
玉米片吗? Cornflakes?
我不想再在饼干罐里放饼干了。 I don't want to keep any more cookies in the cookie jar.
放了那个女人! Release the woman!
放开那个女人，双手抱头。 Release the woman and place your hands on your head.
——什么?-他们认为你想谋杀我 - What? - They think you're tryin' to murder me.
手放在头上! Hands on head!
-他们认为你想把我推下桥。-很有趣。 - They think you're tryin' to push me off the bridge. - Very funny.
嗨，雪莉医生。是我菲尔记得吗 Hey, Dr. Shirlee. It's me, Phil, remember?
你女儿好吗? How's your daughter?
她回到学校了，而且表现很好都要感谢你，雪莉医生。 She's back in school and doing well thanks to you, Dr. Shirlee.
-现在只有雪莉了——什么? - It's just Shirlee now. - What?
我就是雪莉! I'm just Shirlee!
给我一些直说吧直说吧，请拿着糖直说吧，直说吧对我来说听起来很甜蜜别绕着圈子跟我胡扯 Gimme some straight talk straight talk And hold the sugar please Straight talk, straight talk sounds plenty sweet to me Don't talk to me in circles in some mumbo-jumbojive
跟我直说吧，我们会没事的你好，我是雪莉。我能为您做些什么? Gimme just straight talk and we're gonna be all right -- Hello, Shirlee here. What can I do for you?
我觉得女人比男人更进化。 I feel women are more evolved than men.
也许这个世界对他们来说更艰难。 Maybe the world is tougher for them.
但我知道做女人会更快乐。 But I know I'll be happier as a woman.
我内心已经是个女人了。 I'm already a female inside.
我也想成为外面的人，所以我得到了改变。 I want to be one on the outside too, so I'm getting the change.
我想知道你是否有什么建议给我。 I was wondering if you had any advice for me.
加里，如果你确定那是你真正想要的，我只能说…不要自己烫头发……不要在潮湿的草坪上穿高跟鞋。 Gary, if you're sure that's what you really want, all I can say is... don't try to perm your own hair... and don't wear high heels on a soggy lawn.
Shirlee这里。发生了什么事? Shirlee here. What's cooking?
拿起电话，你不是一个人我们都有话要说，我已经十分钟了，听着，我们会找到更好的方法诚实和常识，真的很难错过 Pick up the phone you're not alone We've all got something to say I is ten in and listen up we'll find a better way With honesty and common sense it's really hard to miss
直说吧，直说吧，实话实说，直说吧，别用甜言蜜语了直说吧，直说吧对我来说已经够甜蜜了 Straight talk, straight talk just tell it like it is Straight talk, straight talk don't sugar-coat it please Straight talk, straight talk sounds sweet enough to me
别绕着圈子跟我胡扯直说吧，直说吧，我们会没事的直说吧，直说吧对我来说很有意义 Don't talk to me in circles in some mumbo-jumbojive Straight talk, straight talk and we're gonna be all right Straight talk, straight talk makes plenty sense to me
别跟我兜圈子说那些废话给我直说吧，我们会没事的给我直说吧，直说吧我们会没事的 Don't talk to me in circles in some mumbo-jumbojive Give me just straight talk and we're gonna be all right Give me just straight talk, straight talk And we're gonna Be all right
我能看到一个清澈湛蓝的早晨，我能看到一个崭新的…是的，我能看到明亮的清晨一切都会好起来的一切都会好起来的 I can see the light of a clear blue morning I can see the light of a brand-new... day Yes I can see the light Of a clear blue morning Everything's gonna be all right Everything's gonna be all right
一切都会好起来的一切都会好起来的因为我能看到阳光在一个蔚蓝的早晨我能看到一个崭新的…一天，我可以看到一个晴朗的蓝色早晨的光 Everything's gonna be all right It's gonna be okay 'Cause I can see the light Of a clear blue morning I can see the light of a brand-new... day I can see the light of a clear blue morning
一切都会好的 Everything's gonna be gonna be okay