派拉蒙影业
逃脱艺匠
天气预报员
这很提神 That was refreshing.
我清醒了 I'm refreshed.
我清醒了 I'm refreshing.
欢迎回来 我是布赖恩特·甘伯 Welcome back. I'm Bryant Gumbel.
我是安妮·霍华德 今天不错 And I'm Anne Howard. Good stuff today.
我们会很忙的 今天的节目中有超级巨星埃尔顿·约翰 We're going to be busy. We've got pop superstar Elton John.
他会和我们一起 He's going to be with us.
还有 畅销书作家埃尔·弗兰克 And so, too, will bestselling author Al Franken.
还有一些聪明伶俐的四年级学生 Along with some supersmart fourth graders...
他们对教科书的新创意 with a great idea for getting schoolbooks...
给那些真正需要他们的孩子 to kids who really need them.
但问题是谁的时间到了 But here's an idea whose time has come.
我们何不从这个话题开始 Why don't we just start with...
做好饼皮 ... and fill the tart shell.
布赖恩特 你在我们的蛋糕上放些冰淇淋 Bryant, you put some ice cream on our angel food cake...
要放多少 随你的口味 How much do you want? As much as you like.
你在笑什么 这是火焰雪山 What are you laughing about? This is Baked Alaska.
这应该是低脂肪的 没错 This is supposed to be lowfat. It is!
他们打电话了吗 Did they call?
节目组的人 甘伯的节目 他们没打电话来 Someone from the show. The Gumbel show. They didn't call?
你确定 Are you sure?
再一次 我们没时间了 谢谢你 已经没时间了 Once again, we're out of time. Thank you. Already?
我们尽早的节目中还有很多内容 让我们回到 We still got lots more ahead this morning. We're going to be back...
怎么了 伙计 下一个 What's up, dude? Next person in line.
怎么了 What's up?
嘿 能给我签个名吗 下一个 Hey, can I get your autograph? Next in line.
我不是你想的那个人 所以 I'm not who you think I am, so...
你不是那个报天气的家伙 You're not the weather guy?
达·斯普瑞兹 Dan Spritz?
达夫·斯普瑞兹 Dave Spritz.
我不是达夫·斯普瑞兹 不是 但我常听说他 I'm not Dave Spritz, no. But I hear that a lot.
你不需要当一个混蛋 You don't have to be a dick.
听着 你能 好吧 我只是在排队等着 Look, can you just... All right, I'm just waiting in line.
兄弟 我能看见你的汽车登记表 Bro, I can read your vehicle registration form.
那又怎么样 So, whatever.
你能 Can you...
好吧 你能别打扰我吗 我只想排队等着 All right, can you give me a break? I just wanted to wait in line.
你在电视上 兄弟 You're on TV, bro.
你在电视上 You're on TV.
你在电视上 兄弟 那又怎么样 你一直在说 You're on TV, bro. So what? You keep saying that.
所以你在电视上 兄弟 So you're on TV, bro.
去银行什么的 Go work in a bank or something...
如果你不想做一般人的话 if you don't wanna be cool to people.
随便 只要 你能从我面前消失吗 Whatever. Just... Can you get out of my face?
你能从我面前消失吗 Can you get out of my face?
狗屁 你想要面对着我说吗 Asshole. You want to say that to my face?
我以为你想要我在你面前消失 I thought you wanted me to get out of your face.
有时候人们会认出我 People recognize me sometimes.
有些是混蛋 Some are dicks.
在明尼苏达州以同样的体系 生成了那股强大的降雪 This is the same system that created those strong snowfalls in Minnesota.
意味着有些微暖的天气 It's meant some slightly warmer weather...
我想我应该更冷静些 I should cool out a little, I guess.
我是说 我不是他们认识的那个 两维的画面形象 I mean, I'm not just this twodimensional guy they recognize.
我和他们是有联系的 I do have a relationship to them.
我让他们知道他们需要安排的 I let them know what they have to deal with.
但是听着 这些微暖的气温不会持续 But listen, these warmer temperatures are not going to last.
风将把冷空气吹向中西部 This wind system will keep pushing colder air across the Midwest...
我猜这是他们以为他们了解我的原因 I guess that's why they think they know me.
但是他们不了解我 真的 But they don't, really.
本周的最低气温为24度 ...our Spritz Nipper of the week with a high of just 24.
我不是毫无价值的 I'm not a hill of beans.
我有计划 I have a plan.
好吧 再见了 Okay, see you then.
今天下午什么安排 你要去接雪莉 What's this afternoon? You're picking up Shelly.
哪里 芝加哥舞蹈学校 Where? Chicago Dance.
然后送你爸爸去西北部 Then you're taking your dad to Northwestern.
3点钟 At 3:00?
你有你好美国的材料吗 Do you have that Hello America stuff?
信 对 The letter? Yeah.
你还要接麦克 5点半诺里斯家 You have Mike, too. 5:30 at the Norris house.
好 Okay.
他们有我的行动电话吗 Do they have my cell phone?
他们应该有所有的电话以防万一 Well, they should have all the numbers in case.
我应该给那个叫德尔森的家伙打电话吗 And am I supposed to call that guy Dersen?
他是不是想我打电话联系一下 Didn't he want me to call to touch base?
好吧 Okay.
爸爸 我们能在这停吗 干什么 Dad, can we stop here? What for?
我要买个笔记本 I need a notebook for school.
我会走路回家 I'll just walk home.
好吧 Okay.
能给我点钱吗 你没有吗 Can I have some money? You don't have any?
没有 No.
你已经12岁了 You're 12 years old.
你身上应该有点钱 好吗 雪莉 You shouldn't be walking around without money, okay, Shelly?
你不是个孩子了 You're not a kid.
你妈妈好吗 她很好 How's your mom doing? She's good.
我能来包烟吗 Can I have a pack of Lights?
普通的 100s的 Regulars? The 100s.
火儿 Strikes?
雪莉好吗 How's Shelly?
她很好 She's doing great.
小天使 对 Little angel. Yeah.
她很好 She's doing great.
谁是小天使 雪莉 Who's an angel? Shelly.
雪莉已经超重很多了而且不开心 Shelly is grossly overweight and unhappy.
我很关心她 还有麦克 I'm concerned about her, as I am Michael.
达夫 是的 爸爸 David. Yeah, Dad.
罗伯特 斯普瑞泽 Robert Spritzel?
你能给我买份报纸 Would you get me a paper...
在回来的路上看吗 儿子 好的 for the way back, Son? Yeah.
15分钟 Fifteen minutes?
对 到时候见 Yes. I'll see you then.
妈的 Fuck.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
天冷了 对 It's getting cold. Yeah.
这周的最低温什么时候 星期四 What's the Nipper this week? Thursday.
星期四是最低温 好 Thursday's the Nipper? All right.
这里 Here.
我能换点零钱吗 Yeah, can I get some change?
不行 Not really.
能换些两毛五分硬币吗 我只要一个买报纸就行 Can I just get some quarters? I just need a quarter for a paper.
不行 Not really.
好吧 那我买些东西 All right. I'll get something then.
好吧 All right.
小咖啡 Small coffee.
8毛 It's 80 cents.
不对 上面说是7毛2 No, it says $0.72.
都加上就是8毛 After the whole everything, it's $0.80.
嘿 嗨 Hey. Hi.
报纸呢 达夫 Where's the paper, David?
我没有钱了 I didn't have enough money.
你买了咖啡 You bought a coffee.
什么 你买了咖啡 What? You bought a coffee.
对 然后我就没有钱了 Yeah, that, and then I didn't have enough money after.
什么 What?
我在买完咖啡之后就没有钱了 所以 I didn't have enough money after I bought the coffee, so...
你应该多带点钱 达夫 You should carry more than $1, David.
你已经长大了 You're a grown man.
让我们挪开这封来自你好美国的信 Let me just move this letter from Hello America.
我爸爸是罗伯特·金·斯普瑞泽 My father is Robert King Spritzel.
他28岁那年获得过美国国家图书奖 He won the National Book Award when he was 28.
33岁得了普利策奖 And the Pulitzer when he was 33.
卡特总统称他是国家的财富 President Carter called him a national treasure.
他们在正式比赛中玩过壁球 They played racquetball in a regular game.
他是个伟大的作家 He was a great writer.
但代价呢 But what was the cost?
他是否忽视家庭 Did he neglect his family?
不 他没有 No, he didn't.
他是个好父亲 He was a fine father.
不仅如此 真的 More than that, really.
雪莉跳舞不会跳出什么名堂来 It's fruitless for Shelly to be dancing.
她应该发掘另一项兴趣 让她更加获益 She should find another interest that would be more rewarding to her...
让她学到更多 达夫 that she can take more from, David.
我们谈过这个 那么 儿子 你应该做点什么 We've talked about that. Well, you should do something, Son.
我们试过很多了 我们还在尝试 所以 We've tried a couple things. We'll keep trying, so...
麦克怎么样 How's Michael?
我想诺琳有点反应过激了 I think that was an overreaction on Noreen's part.
我不认为他吸食大麻 I don't think he has a problem with pot.
但愿吧 Let's hope.
天气预报的工作怎么样 How's the weather business?
上一个九月 Last September...
我鼓励雪莉去发掘一些其他的活动和兴趣 I had encouraged Shelly to explore some other activities and interests.
她选择了射箭 She picked archery.
因此我带她去柏林布克的射箭场 So I took her to an archery range in Bolingbrook.
要开90分钟的车 It was a 90minute drive.
我们买了初级弓箭套装 We purchased a junior bowarrow kit...
还有皮质的手腕/前臂护具 and a leather wrist/forearm guard.
好吧 我们要这个了 Okay, we'll take that.
还有私人课程 And private lessons.
好吧 雪莉 All right, Shelly.
你拿着这个 You take that one...
向前 and go right ahead.
好了 只要记住 All right. Okay, just remember...
把它往后拉 和你的耳朵平行 好吗 pull it straight back, parallel to your ear, okay?
你能做到的 雪莉 You can do it, Shelly.
我们选择了5次课程 We purchased a fivepack lesson plan.
但是一直没有回去过 We haven't been back.
哈喽 Hello?
嗨 嗨 Hey. Hey.
你能去北边的购物商场接麦克吗 Can you pick up Mike at the mall on North?
我以为他在朋友家 保罗 诺里斯 I thought he was at a friend's house. Paul Norris.
他们一起去了购物商场 他刚给我打完电话 They went to the mall. He just called me.
他已经平反了 好 He finished his rehab. Okay.
他是我的一个戒毒顾问 你的案子里 That's one of my counselors. In your program?
邓·伯顿 他人很好 Don Boden. He's pretty nice.
他总是发誓 发誓 He swears all the time, though. Swears?
对 我猜是向亲属 但是他真的很不错 Yeah. To relate, I guess. But he's pretty nice.
嘿 邓 Hey, Don.
你们在干什么 挑衣服 What are you guys doing? Looking for clothes.
你在挑衣服 You're just looking for clothes.
对 很好 Yeah. That's great.
我也在挑衣服 I'm looking for clothes.
好 Okay.
这是保罗 怎么样 This is Paul. What's up?
嘿 Hey.
今天很冷 It's cold today.
对 对 不是开玩笑 Yeah. Yeah, no kidding.
多少度 比如说 20度之类的 What is it, like, 20 or something?
对 大概22度 Yeah, like 22.
对 妈的 Yeah. Fuck.
对 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
嗯 我喜欢这件 很好看 Yeah, I like this. It's goodlooking.
对 我找的就是这个 Yeah, I've been looking for something like this.
放进来吧 Chuck it in here.
什么 放进来 What? Chuck it in.
我来装着 我有折扣卡 我买给你 I'm loading up. I got a discount card. I'll get it for you.
没关系 麦克 没什么 That's all right. Mike, big deal.
我付得起 兄弟 我真的有很好的折扣 I can get it. Bro, I got a serious discount.
只要花 差不多 7美元 It's gonna cost, like, $7.
我要走了 很高兴见到你 还有你 I'm gonna take off. Nice to meet you. You, too.
那是我爸爸 我们以后见 That's my dad. I'll see you later.
当然 以后见 Sure. I'll catch you later.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
那是谁 邓·伯顿 Who's that? Don Boden.
谁是邓·伯顿 他是我的一个戒毒顾问 Who's Don Boden? He's one of my counselors.
哦 Oh.
很不错的毛衣 谢谢 That's a nice sweater. Thanks.
我送你上去 I'll walk you up.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 谢谢你接麦克回来 Hi. Thanks for getting Mike.
嘿 你怎么样 很好 Hey, how was your thing? It was good.
再见 爸爸 好的 麦克 I'll see you, Dad. Okay, Mike.
我想他没事了 嗯 我们等着瞧 I think he's gonna be okay. Well, we'll see.
有什么事 What's new?
没什么 Nothing much.
我得到了来自你好美国的试探 I got a feeler from Hello America.
什么 我收到一封信 What? I got a feeler.
戴尔斯要离开了 我可能要去试镜 Dales is leaving it. I might get called to audition.
纽约 New York.
如果我获得机会 很好 If I get called. That's good.
孩子们怎么样 What about the kids?
只是胡乱的猜想 就这样 It's just a shot in the dark, that's all.
嗯 谢谢你接麦克 Well, thanks for getting Mike.
我要带爸爸去西北部作检查 I had to take my dad to Northwestern for a test...
所以我就在那边 没什么 so I was right there, anyway.
哦 他好吗 我想是的 只是个检查 Oh, is he okay? I think so. It was just a test.
诺琳 Noreen!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
对 Yeah.
妈的 你在干什么 Fuck! What are you doing?
我只是 你转过身来 I was just... You turned into it.
我想你把我眼镜打碎了 I think you cracked the glass.
你需要的一切都有了 So do you have everything you need?
对 一切都有 Yeah, we got everything.
我们在看过带子之后 会筛选出三个申请人 We'll pare it down to three applicants after we watch the tapes.
如果你入选我们会给你致电 达夫 好的 马克 We'll call if you're one, Dave. Okay, Mark.
与你相识真是荣幸 It's nice to make your acquaintance.
我也是 保重 嘿 天气预报员 You, too. Take care. Hey, weatherman!
好了 再见 All right. Bye.
妈的 Fuck!
妈的 Fuck.
达夫 David?
嘿 Hey.
怎么了 我被咖啡冰击中了 What happened? I got hit with a Frosty.
为什么 什么 Why? What?
为什么你被人扔咖啡冰 什么是咖啡冰 Why did you get hit with a Frosty? What is a Frosty?
咖啡冰是一种摇摇乐 A Frosty is a shake from Wendy's.
为什么有人向你扔摇摇乐 Why would someone throw a shake at you?
时有发生 人们向你扔摇摇乐 That happens sometimes. People throw shakes at you?
东西 人们有时候朝我扔东西 Stuff. People throw stuff at me sometimes...
如果他们不喜欢我什么的 他们不认识你 If they don't like me, or something. They don't know you.
从电视上 From TV.
但你只是播报天气 But you just read the weather.
嗯 我预测天气 Well, I predict it.
你没有气象学学位 You don't have a degree in meteorology.
我进行预测 或是 I make suppositions, or I...
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我随便走走 走走 这么冷 I walked over. You walked? It's freezing.
我得了淋巴瘤 达夫 I have lymphoma, David.
什么 What?
我得了淋巴瘤 I have lymphoma.
普尔奇医生来电话了 什么 Doctor Pritch called. What?
我有些颤抖 这是我去看病的原因 I was having tremors. That's the reason that I went in.
普尔奇看了我的片子 Pritch read my scans.
诊断结果如何 嗯 不太好 What's the prognosis? Well, it's not good.
我们这个星期谈谈 我要告诉你 We'll talk about it this week. I wanted to tell you.
好 Yeah.
我和普尔奇再谈一次之后我会给你打电话 I'll call you after I've talked to Pritch again.
我送你回家 I'll drive you home.
我喜欢新鲜空气 I like the fresh air.
那我跟你后面走 不 没事 Well, I'll walk back with you. No, that's okay.
好吧 Okay.
每个月都有人向我扔东西 Every couple months, someone throws something at me...
摇摇乐 有一次是玉米煎饼 a shake, a burrito once.
为什么 我想大概是因为我的名字 Why? My name, partly, I guess.
我由于职业原因改了名字 I changed it for professional reasons.
我的第一个经理建议的 My first station manager suggested it.
他说这听起来让人喜欢 这也是他们所要的品质 He said it sounded refreshing and that they wanted that quality.
这或许是对的 但也很烦人 我知道 That may be true, but it's also annoying. I know that.
斯普瑞兹是什么样的名字 What kind of name is Spritz?
这是个狗屎名字 是个电视名字 It's a bullshit name. It's a TV name.
他是狗屎 He's bullshit.
嗯 我喜欢他 他很英俊 Well, I like him. He's handsome.
他是狗屁 He's an asshole.
我不喜欢他的脸 I don't like his face.
他的丑陋的脸 His asshole face.
另外 我的工作很简单 The other thing, my job is very easy.
每天两个小时 基本上就是读出提示 Two hours a day, basically reading prompts.
我一年挣24万美金 I make $240,000 a year...
加上出场费 plus appearances...
那些 你知道 对我来说并不舒服 which are, you know, not comfortable for me...
但利润可观 but lucrative.
"87年前 "Four score and seven years ago...
"我们的父辈来到这块大陆 " "our fathers brought forth, on this continent..."
还有上了电视 别的事情也容易了 Also, it makes other things easy, being on TV.
什么都容易 Everything's easy.
爽 Yeah!
我毫无成就和贡献却获得了很多报酬 I receive a large reward for pretty much zero effort and contribution.
我想摇摇乐什么的东西则是对此的回应了 The shakes and stuff are a reaction to that, I think.
你会怎么看我 What must you think of me?
脱离家庭 Your familyleaver.
不是气象学者 确是天气预报员 Your nonmeteorologist, yet weatherman...
挨摇摇乐扔的 妈的开心的儿子 frostytaking, fuckhappy son.
不要死 罗伯特 给我时间振作 Don't die yet, Robert. Give me time to get it together.
再给我点时间 Give me a little while.
让我得到你好美国的工作 我能振作起来 Let me get the Hello America job. I can get it together.
两张票 Two for High Water.
我来吧 邓 不 没关系 我来 I got mine, Don. No, it's cool. I got it.
谢谢 Thanks.
翠西是个婊子 Tricia's a bitch.
她是个讨厌鬼 She's a little cunt.
我讨厌那个讨厌鬼 I hate that little cunt.
我想要烧死她 I'd like to burn her.
嗨 Hi.
今天是公司聚会 我想我该带孩子们去 Today's the company party. I thought I'd take the kids.
哦 Oh.
嗯 麦克不在家 Well, Mike is out.
雪莉呢 她去遛杰克逊了 Shelly's home? She's walking Jackson.
你想带他们去哪儿 溜冰场 Where do you want to take them? The rink. WCH.
嘿 Hey.
什么 What?
达夫 Dave.
嘿 提姆 Hey, Tim.
我不知道你来了 我总是 I didn't know you were coming. I always come to these...
当我能来的时候 when I can.
如果你想去柏林布克 这周我有时间 I have some time this week if you want to go back up to Bolingbrook.
柏林布克有什么 运动俱乐部 射箭场 What's in Bolingbrook? Sportsman's. The archery range.
好 好 你想去 Okay. Okay? You wanna go?
好 我记得 Okay, I remember it.
你想回去吗 Well, do you wanna go back up?
有时候 Sometimes.
怎么了 What's gonna happen?
什么 What?
你在那干什么 What are we gonna do here?
好东西 Great stuff.
女士们先生们 各就各位 Ladies and gentlemen, on your marks!
我们冲啊 斯普瑞兹队 Let's go team Spritz!
预备开始 Get set!
冲 Go!
冲 冲 冲 Go! Go! Go!
继续 雪莉 快点 我在努力 Just keep up, Shell. Come on. I'm trying to.
我们应该完成比赛 We should finish.
我们落后了 大大落后了 We're last. We're way last.
在这里我们来上一课 让我们完成比赛 There's a lesson here. Let's finish.
我受伤了 I'm hurt.
亲爱的 你能行 你能完成 好吗 Hon, you can do it. You can finish. Okay?
我不想你放弃 这对爸爸很重要 好吗 I don't want you to quit. It's gonna mean a lot to Dad. Okay?
好吧 All right.
我们走 Let's go.
我的好女孩 没错 That's my girl. That's it.
好 我为你而骄傲 Good. I'm proud of you.
好了 Okay?
耶 太棒了 Yay! That was great!
亲爱的 亲爱的 你没事吧 Hon. Hon, you okay?
你不应该让我完成比赛 You shouldn't have made me finish!
好像你要我走的是100码那么长 That was like 100 yards you made me go.
我不是足球运动员 I'm not a footballjocker.
怎么了 What happened?
只是 我们在袋子里缠到一起了 Just... We got tangled up in a sack.
怎么了 她的前十字韧带断裂 What happened? She tore her ACL.
这他妈的拐杖太长了 These fucking crutches are too long!
你说什么 雪莉 What did you say? Shelly!
嗯 你们干了什么 只是个野餐 Well, what were you doing? It was a picnic.
然后她什么断裂了 前十字韧带 内侧侧韧带 And she tore something? ACL. MCL.
哪个 Which?
都断了 Both.
达夫 嗯 我们没有玩蹦级 Dave! Well, we didn't go bungee jumping!
只是个他妈的马铃薯袋跑比赛 It was a fucking potatosack race!
她就是从这学来的 什么 That's where she got it. What?
"妈的"这个 "妈的"那个 "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.
不 我从不在她身边说脏话 No, I never said that around her.
你不知道你说了 达夫 因为你根本就没有注意 You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!
妈的 Fuck that.
什么 What?
就是妈的 诺琳 你知道 达夫 Just fuck that, Noreen. You know... Dave.
什么 退后 What? Step back.
退后 退后 Step back? Step back.
你在说什么 罗斯 What are you talking about, Russ?
罗斯 马上退后 Russ... Step back right now.
去你妈的 马上 去你妈的 斯普瑞兹 Fuck you, right now. Fuck you, Spritz.
你去妈的 肥佬﹛ Fuck you, fat asshole!
烂人 Dildo!
达夫 你在干什么 David, what are you doing?
我在和我妻子说话 我在和诺琳.. I'm talking to my wife! I'm talking to Noreen...
而这个小丑 与他全然无关 and this clown, whose business this isn't.
你骂我 就关我的事了 斯普瑞兹 You call me a dildo, it is my business, Spritz.
你这烂人 去你妈的 你个小肥猪 You are a dildo, porkfuck. You porker!
停 儿子 Stop, Son.
好吗 Would you?
你怎么不走 Why don't you go?
你怎么在这 你没事吧 Why are you here? Are you okay?
我来和诺琳谈谈 I came to talk to Noreen.
达夫 行了 我以后跟你谈 Dave, come on. I will talk to you later.
达夫 怎么样 儿子 没什么 只是 Dave, what's going on, Son? It's nothing. Just...
你怎么在这 Why are you here, anyway?
我来和诺琳谈谈 关于雪莉的事 I came to talk to Noreen about an issue concerning Shelly.
嗯 你可以跟我谈 我也是她家长 所以 怎么了 Well, you can talk to me. I'm her parent, too. So? What?
雪莉穿的衣服不适合她 Shelly dresses in clothing not appropriate for her...
紧身的 clinging stuff.
所有的孩子穿 爸爸 时代不同了 All kids wear... Dad, it's a different generation.
他们叫她骆驼趾 They call her camel toe.
什么 你注意到了吗 What? Are you aware of that?
什么 What?
她的同学叫她骆驼趾 That her colleagues call her camel toe.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
也就是说她的下身轮廓 It means the crease in her vagina...
他们能够清楚地从衣服的褶皱中看到 that they can discern through her clothing.
什么 骆驼趾 What? Camel toe.
对 我听见了 我是说 你怎么知道这事的 Yeah, I heard you. I mean, how do you know they do that?
我听说的 I heard it.
星期三我去接雪莉的时候听见的奚落 大一点的男孩子们叫的 I picked Shelly up on Wednesday, heard taunting, the older boys calling it.
你可能听错了 没有 我听见骆驼 You might have heard wrong. No, I heard camel...
好了 好了 听着 我来解决 Okay, okay, look. I'll deal.
我要她的前十字韧带好起来 I want to get her through this ACL thing.
我要带她去射箭 I'm gonna take her shooting.
我要给她重新申请 I'm gonna reapply her there.
我要让她跟我聊天 我要带她 I'm gonna get her talking to me. I'm gonna get to her...
我会解决的 and I'm gonna work it out.
骆驼趾真的很形象 就像罗伯特说的一样 A camel toe is pretty much what Robert said it was.
只是当你比你应该知道的了解更多 It's basically just when you can make out more than you should.
但是就是如此 But it's the kind of thing...
她12岁 你知道吗 She's 12, you know?
如果你在身边并且留意 你听见了 If you're around and paying attention, you catch it...
那么外号就不会叫开了 也许她也就不会开始抽烟 then namecalling doesn't start, and maybe smoking doesn't start.
也许她能多做几年开心的小孩 And maybe she can just stay a happy kid for a couple more years.
她不应该不开心 She shouldn't be unhappy.
妈的 她对别人做过什么 雪莉 Fuck. What did she ever do to anybody? Shelly.
哈喽 嘿 Hello. Hey.
嘿 Hey.
听着 Listen.
诺琳 我在想 Noreen, I was thinking...
这种来来回回 this pushing and pulling...
我们不时的激战 the tugofwar we do sometimes...
对孩子不好 it's not good for the kids.
没错 It's not.
诺琳 我们去看医生吧 解决问题 我们 Noreen, let's see somebody. Work it out. Let's...
妈的 狗屁 Fuck! Asshole!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
我被汽水打中了 什么 I got hit with a pop! What?
妈的 A fucking...
重量杯 A Big Gulp.
天 你没事吧 你没事吧 Man. Are you okay? Are you okay?
对 我没事 我没事 那么 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. So...
我说的 what I was saying...
去看医生 See somebody?
我们从建立信任训练开始 We're going to begin with some trustbuilding exercises.
亲密接触 起身 我们开始 The Buddy Drop. Up on your feet. Let's go.
达夫 诺琳 中间来 Dave, Noreen. Center circle.
好 Okay.
现在 诺琳 你只要让你自己向后倒 Now, Noreen, you're just gonna let yourself go...
达夫会接住你的 and Dave is gonna catch you.
只要向后 对 双臂交叉放在前面 Just go back? Yeah. Cross your arms up front.
现在 只要你准备好了 Now? Whenever you're ready.
好 Okay.
好 很好 Good. Very good.
好 特里萨 马克 你们来 All right, Teresa, Mark. You're up.
好 Okay.
现在我要你们说出一些 Now I want you to name something...
你做了会影响到你伴侣的事情 that you did that affected your partner...
而你却不以此为荣 and that you're not proud of.
我电脑上有色情杂志 大体上的 I had this thing with porno on the computer, sort of.
我有点过分关注 I got a little preoccupied...
事实上 我要你写下来 不用说 Actually, I want you to write it down, not say it.
好 Okay.
我要你们写在纸上 I want you to put it on the paper that you got for a reason.
好 Okay.
确认这是对方不知道的事情 Now make sure it's something the other person doesn't know about...
他们不知道 that they don't know.
好了 All right.
然后把它交给对方 Then you are going to give it to the other person...
对方永远都不要看 and the other person is never going to look at it.
永远 Ever.
这就是信任 That's trust.
怎么了 What's up?
我认为达夫的科幻小说 什么的 I thought Dave's sciencefiction novel, or whatever it was...
很蠢而且糟糕 was stupid and sucked...
是浪费时间 and was a waste of time.
真难过 4年了 It was embarrassing. Four years?
嗯 我想进行得很不错 Well, I thought that went pretty well.
对 Yeah.
那不是科幻小说 It wasn't science fiction, just so you know.
什么 那不是科幻小说 What? It wasn't science fiction.
你在说什么 你读过吗 What are you talking about? Did you even read it?
没有 有一个人物是科学家 No. One of the side characters was a scientist...
但这不重要 该死的 达夫 该死的 but that's not even important... God damn it, Dave. God damn it!
什么 我只是问 你有读过吗 What? I'm just asking, did you ever even read it?
很难去读 写得太差了 It was hard to read. It was poorly written.
你是个混蛋 天啊 You're an asshole. God.
你是个大混蛋 You are a champion asshole.
你是个彻头彻尾的混蛋 You're a real blueribbon fuck!
我只是想解决问题 诺琳 I just wanna make it work, Noreen.
我只是想了解一切 这样我才能应对 这就是我 I just want to know everything, so I can make it work. That's why I...
我要再试一次 我不去了 你搞砸了 I want to try again. I'm not going back. You fucked it up.
我是说 我们的婚姻 I mean, our marriage.
什么 What?
我想要再试一次 I want to try again.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
你知道 达夫 你不能 You know, Dave, you can't even...
你看了它 这是不诚实 很讨人厌 You looked at it. That's dishonest. It's crappy.
诺琳 嘿 我该看你的吗 Noreen. Hey, should I look at yours?
没关系 That's all right.
不 不 不 诺琳 No. No, no, Noreen...
自始至终婚姻中的口交都缺少激情 "Throughout marriage BJs lacked enthusiasm.
激情是多么重要 我们却有着不同的观点 "Had difference of opinion over how important that was.
我想了很多 "I thought very."
你知道吗 达夫 You know what, Dave?
想知道我为什么口交没有激情吗 You want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm?
我恨你 I hated you.
我恨你的头发 I hated your hair.
我恨你丑陋的腿 你的前臂 I hated your ugly legs, your forearms.
我讨厌亲你的嘴唇 达夫 好吗 I hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay?
这就是为什么你的阴茎 在我的嘴里时我没有激情 And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth.
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, hon.
雪莉 外面很冷 Shelly, it's cold.
你爸爸说今天会有65度 但是 Your father said it was going to be 65 degrees today, but...
进去吧 我们以后见 Go ahead. I'll see you later.
怎么样 How did it go?
好 Good.
我明天打给你 进去吧 I'll call you tomorrow. Go ahead in.
你开始读我的小说了吗 Did you start my novel yet?
是什么 What's that?
《转换点》 你开始读了吗 Breaking Point. Did you start that?
不 还没有 儿子 我很忙 No, I haven't yet, Son. I've been preoccupied.
嗯 那很好 真的 Well, that's good, actually.
我想作些修改 所以 I want to make some changes, so...
我会给你新的 I'll give you the new one.
他说什么 What did he say?
更坏的消息 It's further bad news.
扩散的程度已经不适合做放疗了 The metastatic plane was too wide for radiation.
他建议我看纽约的弗洛斯特医生 做临床试验 He suggested I see a Dr. Frost in New York for clinical trials.
我收到了你好美国的试探 I got a feeler from Hello America.
国立的 National.
他们看了20个人 但是准备很快减到3个 They're looking at 20 guys, but they'll be cutting down to three soon.
这是机会 It's a possibility.
薪水很高 非常多 The salary's great. It's real strong.
意味着要搬 It would mean moving...
但我希望每个人都搬 你知道吗 but I'd like to move everybody, you know?
和诺琳重新开始 Renew things with Noreen.
我们在看医生 We've been seeing somebody.
让孩子们在纽约开始新生活 Let the kids start over in New York.
远离这里的不良影响 Keep them away from some of the bad influences here that...
一个全新的开始 Just get a fresh start.
我想这会很不错 I think that would be great.
相当不错 对 That would be terrific. Yeah.
你可以重新开始自己的事业 认真工作 You could rededicate yourselves, knuckle down.
这是什么 What's this?
重量杯 It's a Big Gulp.
你应该说 我们可能会看到雪 You should say, "We might see some snow...
但可能要南迁 想我们 "but it might shift south, miss us."
我可以说 但我想明白什么意思 I can say it, but I sort of wanna understand it.
为什么 Why is it?
嗯 这是加拿大信风 Well, it's Canadian trade winds.
后面都是 Behind all of it?
对 这是从加拿大吹来的风 Yeah, this will get pushed by wind out of Canada.
那会怎么样 我不知道 So what's it gonna do? I don't know.
是猜测 It's a guess.
刮风 伙计 全都刮风 It's wind, man. Blows all over the place.
什么原因 For some reason...
我不知道 I don't know.
我回到柏林布克 I went back to Bolingbrook.
我买了3个月的课程 I bought a threemonth lesson plan.
坚持 在你放箭之前 你知道 Hang on. Before you do that, you know...
让我们出去 做些伸拉训练 let's go out here and do a little stretching exercises.
你得旋转你的 You got to rotate your...
我们热身 We warm up...
然后开始基本的瞄准训练 你从没想过的东西 then do basic focus drills, stuff you never think about.
闭上一只眼睛 脸不要动 Like closing an eye without moving your face...
因为你的脸是手的定位点 because your face is the anchor point for your hand...
可以让你瞄准 that allows you to focus.
要用劲拉住弓 You have to keep your triangle against a lot of force.
我们要拉半个小时 然后放松 We do draws for a half hour, then releases.
当你放手的时候就叫做 "开火" That's called "loosing," when you release.
不错 很好 Great shot! All right!
这很难 It's hard...
但是射出一次好箭 让你一直思考 but that one good shot leaves you thinking...
你可以牢牢把握 you might be catching on.
你举重吗 Do you lift weights?
什么 你举重吗 What's that? Do you lift weights?
是 Yeah.
跳健身操 对 两个都得做 Cardio? Yeah, you have to do both.
对 Yeah.
你是不是有什么计划 Are you on any kind of a program?
对 我们的健身教练给我们一个计划 Yeah, our gym coach gave us a program.
很不错 对 That should be good. Yeah.
对 Yeah.
妈的 Fuck.
嘿 Hey.
你知道什么会有意思吗 什么 You know what would be interesting? What?
我们应该照些照片 比如 We should take some pictures. Some shots, like...
现在的 一个月以后的什么的 some now, some in a month or whatever...
看看你是不是有变化 see if you're making gains.
对 Yeah.
我拿了妈妈的尼康相机 I've got my mom's Nikon.
脱掉你的衣服 脱掉我的衣服 Whip your shirt off. Whip my shirt off?
对 Yeah.
你脱光了 You're shredded.
很好 This is great, man.
我们可以比较 We can compare this shit.
那是尼康相机 That's a Nikon FM?
对 你对相机有研究 Well, yeah. You know something about cameras?
对 我在帕克上过课 Yeah. I took a class at Parker.
上过些 A couple more.
我爸爸要给我买个相机 My dad's gonna get the F3 for me...
如果我能完成学业 并且保持平均分在B if I can finish the program and maintain a B average.
差不多要600美元呢 我爱死它了 It's like a $600 camera. I'm psyched about it.
我可以借给我 I could loan that to you.
真的 Yeah?
我可以借给你如果 I could loan that shit to you if...
你想早点拥有 you wanted it earlier.
好啊 Okay.
这样会好些 This is gonna go a lot better.
为什么 Why?
因为我给你的短箭 这样更容易 Because I got you some bobtail arrows. They're easier.
为什么 Why?
它们后面更粗 Well, they're thicker at the ends.
看 锥形对这凹口 See? They taper toward the nock.
什么是凹口 箭尾 What's the nock? The arrow end.
我以前用的是什么 另一种箭 What was I using before? Chested arrows.
那个家伙不知道在干什么 That guy didn't know what he was doing.
好 Okay.
装箭 Fletch it.
什么 放好你的箭 What? Fix your arrow in.
这是术语 That's the term.
做箭的人叫做造箭者 就是名字的由来 Arrow makers were called fletchers. That's where the last name came from.
这个 这有些 Here. There's a little bit of a...
要花点时间 就在那 就在凹口下面 It takes a little while. Right there, right below the nock.
那里 There!
真棒 Awesome!
好了 我们放轻松点 Okay, let's loose a few.
来看看我们的东西 Let's show our stuff.
稍微向上瞄半英尺 Aim about a halffoot above.
好了 等到你纹丝不动 Okay. You wait till you're steady.
对准了吗 对 Are you aligned? Yeah.
好 放 Okay. Let it go.
妈的 Fuck!
快点 雪莉 拿你的箭 Come on, Shelly. Get your arrow.
我们可能还有些不到家 We probably didn't home long enough.
在拉与放之间的停顿 That's the pause between drawing back and firing.
我们时间再长点 Let's pause a little longer.
什么 What?
没什么 Nothing.
你不感兴趣了吗 对 Are you just not interested? Yeah.
对 你不感兴趣了 还是 对 你感兴趣 Yeah, you're not interested? Or, yeah, you are interested?
对 我不感兴趣 真的 Yeah, I'm not. Really.
那你喜欢什么呢 我们来想想 What was it you liked? Let's think of it that way.
什么 What?
当你想要射箭的时候是什么原因在驱使你 What interested you when you thought about archery?
当你想去射箭的时候 When you wanted to do it.
我不知道 可以去打猎或其他什么的 I don't know. Going hunting or something.
打猎 Hunting?
是 Yeah.
猎杀动物 是 For animals? Yeah.
你想要用箭射杀动物 You wanna shoot animals with arrows?
是 你真的这样想 Yeah. You do?
是的 想杀死他们 Yeah, to kill them.
但那并不是箭术 那是打猎 But that's not archery. That's hunting.
那叫做用弓箭狩猎 那就是你要做的吗 That's called bowhunting. That's what you wanted to do?
用弓箭狩猎 是的 我在电视上看到过 Bowhunting? Yeah, I saw it on TV.
那好 我可不想用箭来射死动物 Well, I don't really wanna kill animals with arrows...
所以为了不让发生用箭射杀动物的事 我们射靶子 雪莉 so that's not going to happen. We can target shoot, Shelly.
那没意思 那很有意思 It's not fun. It's a lot of fun.
你要改变你的想法 靶子不会动的 You have to apply yourself. Targets don't move.
那好 你知道的 雪莉 Well, you know, Shelly...
你现在还未射中一箭 you haven't really hit one yet.
是你不帮我 You should support me.
我已经在帮你了 我帮了 I do support you. I support.
好吧 不谈这个了 把护腕摘掉吧 All right, forget it. Take your bracer off.
我们以后不射任何东西了 好 We're not shooting anymore. Okay.
现在有个机会我可以去纽约 There's a chance I might be going to New York.
很小的机会 A small chance.
你愿意一起去吗? 是和我一起去 You think you'd like to come, maybe, if I go?
是的 Yeah.
我们可能和爷爷一起去 We could maybe go with Poppop.
他去做些检查 好 He's got some tests. Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
嘿, 麦克 Hey, Mike.
你看起来不怎么好 爸爸 You don't look real good, Dad.
一切都好吗 是的 Are you okay? Yeah.
你在这做什么 只是坐一会 What are you doing out here? Just sitting here.
有时侯我愿意坐在这 看看房子 Sometimes I just sit here and look at the house.
你有时停车在这 是的 有时候 You park here sometimes? Yeah. Sometimes.
我只是想看看你们这些孩子 我还看到你在那弹吉他呢 I just like to see you guys. I see you playing guitar up there.
是么 Okay.
很好听 谢谢 Sounds good. Thanks.
你知道么 爷爷他 我知道 You know, Poppop... Yeah.
他身体很弱 妈妈说过了 ...he's sick. Mom said.
我也在想这件事 I was thinking about that, too.
为什么带着弓箭来 Why do you have a bow and arrow in there?
我刚和雪莉一起出去了 我们没去玩 I was just out with Shelly. I'm not playing favorites.
只是想我们需要在一起待一会儿 I just think we need to be together for a while.
是的 那很好的 Yeah, that's okay.
你的计划执行的怎么样了 很好 How's your program going? Great.
坚持下去你就会得到那个照相机了 You're gonna get that camera if you keep it up!
看那个家 Look at this house.
在那里有的人本应该很快乐 Someone should be happy here.
我究竟是怎么搞的 How did I fuck this up?
认真的说 Seriously.
如果我记起买调料酱 事情可能会有不同的 What if I remembered the tartar sauce? Would things be different?
罗伯特死的时候不会 还认为我是个性情古怪的人吧 Would Robert die not thinking I'm a jerkoff...
性情古怪的人 jerkfuck?
别忘了调料酱 Don't forget the tartar sauce.
只说一遍就行 诺琳 Just call the order in, Noreen...
不要烦我 好吗 and quit busting my youknowwhat, okay?
对我说的话你总是左耳听右耳冒 You always halflisten to what I'm saying to you!
我听到了 调料酱 I heard you. Tartar sauce.
调料酱 调料酱 调料酱 Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce.
调料酱 调料酱 调料酱 调料酱 Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce.
我天 我怎么喜欢把脸朝着那里看 Man, how I'd like to put my face in there.
正好是那里 别忘了调料酱 Right in there. Tartar sauce.
我的屁股都感觉冷了 别忘了调料酱 My hips are cold. Tartar sauce.
只有这时你才知道什么叫冷 That's when you know it's cold.
我喜欢舔女人的那里 别忘了调料酱 I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce.
很多人不喜欢那样做 哦 也许喜欢 A lot of guys don't. Well, maybe they do.
可能只有黑人喜欢 别忘了调料酱 Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce.
对那个打算乘气球环游世界 的家伙来说会发生什么 What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world...
是他自己做的气球吗 in a balloon? Did he make it?
我应该在我的小说中加一些侦查 I should put some espionage...
或偷核弹之类的情节 别忘了调料酱 or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce.
那就有趣多了 杨 尼尔 妈的 太冷了 Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, it's cold!
杨 尼尔 我怎么会想起来杨 尼尔 Neil Young? Why am I thinking about Neil Young?
戴蒙德 尼尔 尼尔 没有很多名人叫尼尔 Neil Diamond. Neil. There's not a lot of famous Neils.
今天是星期三吗 我真希望我有两个阳具 Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks.
我想全家今年在一起学学西班牙语 I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year.
但那不可能发生 That never really happened.
我好长时间没吃西班牙煎蛋卷了 I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time.
可以过道了 Here we go.
还要什么吗 Anything else?
没了 No.
调料酱在哪里 Where is the tartar sauce?
他们卖没了 他们很抱歉 They were out. They apologized.
他们没有了 卖没了 They were cool about it. They were out?
卖没了 他们没有调料酱了 They were out. They were out of tartar sauce?
我打电话问问 I'm calling them.
妈的 诺琳 Fuck, Noreen.
不是因为调料酱 因为你 你没放在心上 It's not about the tartar sauce. It's about you. You don't care!
我的确不关心调料酱 I don't care about tartar sauce!
我试着让这个家过得更好 I'm trying to make a living for this family.
我有很多工作上的事情要想 还有好多压力 I've got work things to think about and pressure.
调料酱 妈的 诺琳 你为什么这么认真 Tartar sauce? Fuck, Noreen, are you serious?
你真自私 You are so selfish!
我为你做了任何事 I would do anything for you...
什么事都是你说的对 好像我们不高兴 Everything you say is right. ...as if we're not happy.
我试着照顾这个家 你闯进来 冲着我的脸 I'm trying to take care of the family. You come in here, looked in my face...
还对我说谎 达夫 and you lied to me, Dave.
你认为我是个笨蛋么 "卖没了" Do you think I'm a moron? "They're out."
我们都认为这样对孩子更好些 We both just think it's better for the kids.
达夫 做点自我牺牲 David, sacrifice is...
可能让一切好起来 你应该做点自我牺牲的 To get anything of value, you have to sacrifice.
这我知道 爸爸 但我想如果我们继续下去 I know that, Dad. But I think if we continue down this road...
对孩子会很不好 it's going to be too detrimental for the kids.
这太难了 It's just too hard.
可是你知道么困难的事情和正确的事情 Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do...
通常是一件事情 are usually the same thing?
没有什么事情是简单的 Nothing that has meaning is easy.
成年人的生活中没有简单的 Easy doesn't enter into grownup life.
我不同意说有18度的温差 I'm not comfortable with an 18degree variance.
为什么要有预报呢 这是一种技术 Why even forecast? It's a technical art...
不是科学 人们知道的 not a science. People get that.
让我们把范围弄小些 提姆 达夫 这是随机的 Let's narrow it down, Tim. Dave, it's random.
我们尽力即可 We do our best.
一天之内可能会有那么大的温差的 A day can have that variance.
达夫 有电话 叫他留个口信 Dave, phone call. Tell him to take a message.
这是你好美国打来的 It's Hello America.
我们能到这买东西吗 Can we shop here?
当然 是哪里 Sure. Where is that?
本多尔 可以的 Bendel. All right.
爸爸 Dad?
你知道吗 让我们出去走走 放轻松一下 You know what? Let's go for a walk. Take a break.
你不喜欢吗 You don't like it?
不 可能还会回来的 就是出去走走 No, maybe we'll come back later. We'll just take a break.
一切怎么样 不错 So how's everything going? Good.
学校里呢 很好 How's school? Good.
舞蹈学校呢 不错 Dance school? Good.
你知道么 当我上学时 You know, when I was in school...
我猜最尴尬的事情是其他的孩子给我起 I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean.
绰号或其他什么的 Names and stuff.
你有绰号吗 Do you ever get called names?
什么样的 Like what?
这我不知道 像 "聋哑" 如果你没听到一个问题 I don't know, like "dummy" if you miss a question...
或 "骆驼趾" or "camel toe."
是的 骆驼趾 Yeah. Camel toe.
知道为什么吗 Do you know why?
什么为什么 Why what?
为什么叫你骆驼趾 Why you get called camel toe?
知道 Yeah.
为什么 Why, hon?
因为骆驼趾是坚韧的 Because camel toes are tough.
它们走过沙漠和滚烫的石头 They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.
我也是坚韧的 I'm tough.
完全正确 由于它们是坚韧的 That's right. It's because they're tough.
回去买东西 You ready to shop again?
我想他们用骆驼趾做了车轮胎 I think they make car tires out of camel toes.
是的 我想我听说过 Yeah, I think I heard that.
我想你比那些家伙成熟一些的 I just think you're more grownup than that other stuff.
我不认为我喜欢的 I don't think I like it.
但刚才那些是适合小孩子穿的 But that was sort of kid stuff.
我喜欢这裙子 这是纽约的新款 I like this dress. It's New York style.
让我看看 Let me see.
嘿 Hey.
喜欢吗 我喜欢 好啊 You like it? I like it. Yeah.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
是的 我想我喜欢的 Yeah, I think I do.
穿起来舒服吗 因为 你知道 就是这个 Do you feel comfortable in it? Because, you know, that's the thing.
是的 很舒服 Yeah, it's comfy.
你看起来好极了 You look great.
你看起来成熟了 You look all grownup.
好 换一个 多买几件 Okay, change. Let's get some more.
真的 Really?
当然 然后我们让爷爷看看我们买的新东西 Sure, and then we'll go show Poppop some of this stuff.
爷爷 爷爷 Poppop! Poppop!
看看这个 非常好 小宝贝 Check this out. That's nice, hon.
我知道 我买了好多呢 I know. I got a lot more, too!
达夫 Dave.
感觉怎么样 我非常好 How are you feeling? I'm all right.
麦克被抓了 Mike got arrested.
什么 What?
在去看电影的路上 他逃出了他戒毒顾问的车 He fucked his drug counselor's car up. They were on their way to a movie.
电影 A movie?
麦克说他想要碰他 Mike said he was trying to suck him off.
然后麦克扔石头打破窗子逃出来 Then Mike chucked a rock through his car's passenger window.
碰他和扔石头是什么 What is this sucking and chucking rocks?
我是说 什么意思 I mean, what is this?
那小子说什么 What did the guy say?
他说麦克要偷他的钱包 He said Mike tried to jack his wallet.
儿子 到底是怎么回事 What is this sucking and chucking and jacking and fuckingup, Son?
他刚15岁 He's 15 years old!
这算什么 What is this shit?
他在哪里 他在家 Where is he? He's at home.
这算什么 What is this?
妈的 Fuck.
你准备好见医生了吗 Are you ready for the doctors?
是的 Yeah.
瞄准你了 你死定了 Got you! You're dead.
我想他所说的发生了 发生了 I think just what he said happened, happened.
我想那小子在打他的主意 I think the guy was trying to make a move on him...
麦克被吓坏了 and Mike got surprised and scared.
给我到买瓶汽水好吗 Hon, will you get me a pop from the pop machine?
你能一会再喝汽水吗 Can you get your pop later?
我在把雪莉打发走 不能让她听到这些的 I'm trying to send Shelly away so she doesn't have to hear this.
那小子说麦克要偷他的钱包 This guy says that Mike tried to steal his wallet...
这也正是警察来的时候我们争吵的原因 and that's why they were fighting when the police came.
他现在怎么样 有点受惊吓 我不知道的 How is he? He's scared. I don't know.
我马上赶回去 I can come home.
不 待在那 完成你自己的事 No, stay there and do your Hello America thing.
你怎么 什么 You act like... What?
麦克有麻烦 Like Mike's in trouble...
你却让我完成面试 拜托 'cause I'm interviewing at Hello America. Give me a break!
我没钱 I don't have any money.
罗斯在这帮忙的 Russ is helping anyway.
他在那干什么 他在这帮很大的忙 不是吗 That dildo's what? He's been a big help, okay?
你待在那吧 You can stay there.
好 我和骆驼趾待在一起 Fine. I'll stay here with camel toe.
那边你费心了 你照顾去吧 You just take care of stuff there! You take care of it!
骆驼趾 你在说什么 Camel toe? What are you talking about?
是我找到的别人嘲笑雪莉的话 I had to find out how kids taunt Shelly about that...
你的不关心使她被嘲笑 and you're letting her get taunted.
你一点也不关心她在学校的生活 You're not paying attention to the way she goes to school!
我关心所有的事 I take care of everything around here.
我给她买了新衣服 Well, I bought her new stuff.
我给她买了好多新东西 I bought her a bunch of brand new stuff...
她和我说了一切 别那么激动 and she told me all kinds of stuff, so... Don't be such a dick.
你只和她过一个周末 You have her for one weekend.
你知道什么 诺琳 就是 You know what, Noreen? Just...
妈的 别的不说 让我和麦克讲话 Fuck! Whatever. Let me talk to Mike.
他睡着了 不要像那样和我说话 He's sleeping, and don't talk to me like that.
满嘴脏话 More dildo, more fucking...
听着 我得挂断了 诺琳 我以后和你谈 Listen, I have to go, Noreen. I'll talk to you soon.
随便 Whatever.
我以为你会试着和诺琳把事情办好 I thought you were trying to improve matters with Noreen...
却这么粗暴 if not reconcile.
是的 弗洛斯特说了什么 I am. What did Frost say?
他十分钟后和我谈话 He wants to speak to me in about 10 minutes.
那里很冷 It was cold in there.
给我一杯咖啡 达夫 我可以暖和一下 Would you get me a coffee, Dave? So I can warm up.
是的 爸爸 Yeah, Dad.
你好 Hi.
你好 6毛5 Hi. $0.65.
妈的 Fuck.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hi.
爷爷进去了 Poppop went in?
是的 很好 他要一杯咖啡 Yeah. Great. Yeah. He wanted a coffee.
我的钱包呢 Do you have my wallet?
里面只有1美元 You only had $1.
你应该多带点钱的 You should carry more money than that.
我知道 I know.
他说过深入治疗是否会 Well, did he say whether any more therapy could...
不 他也没有好办法 No, he didn't have a different opinion than Pritch.
已经扩散了 There's too large a plane.
不能做什么了 It's a nogo.
那他说 他说几个月 Well, did he say... He said months.
很多月么 很多什么意思 Did he say a lot of months? Well, what's a lot?
我不知道 比如12 I don't know, like 12.
哈 儿子 要是12个月他为什么不说一年呢 Well, if he meant 12, he probably would've said a year, Son.
我想他的意思是三或四个月 I think he meant three or four.
你明天还有事情呢 Well, you have a big day tomorrow.
你好美国的试镜 The Hello America show.
是的 Yeah.
伟大的典礼官来了 达夫 斯普瑞泽 ... and here comes the grand marshal, Dave Spritzel.
他原来不是姓斯普瑞兹 Didn't his name used to be Spritz?
是的 他的确是 Yeah, it sure did...
但他改回来了 还是原来的斯普瑞泽 but he changed it back to the original Spritzel.
那为什么改呢 Why the change, Ed?
如果你的影响很大 没什么不可以的 Well, when you're national, there's no more up.
所以他改了回来 So he changed it back...
就像约翰 麦伦一样 他现在可是个公众人物 like John "Cougar" Mellencamp. He's realer now and more authentic.
和他在一起的是谁 是他的妻子和他的孩子 Who's that with him? Those are the wife and kids.
他们不是分开了吗 Didn't they used to have a real fuckedup relationship?
现在不是了 有些事情是可以改变的 Not anymore. That's something else that changed.
似乎是 你好美国节目 It seems Hello America with Byrant Gumbel...
给他们了个新的开始 gave them all a fresh start...
并且除去个人所得税后 他增加的98万美元薪水 and an increase in salary to $980,000 outside promotional fees...
使达夫年薪超百万 which puts Dave well over $1 million a year.
我打赌 是这个改变了他妻子 没错 那可是个大数字 That got his wife's ear, I bet. You bet. That buys a lot of face time.
现在一切顺利 Now everything's great.
他说的吗 是的 他跟我说 Did he say that? Yeah, he told me that...
你好美国 Hello, America.
你的业余爱好 What are your hobbies?
写作 射箭 Writing. Archery.
你没有一个气象学方面的学历吧 And you don't have a degree in meteorology?
大体上是如此 General communications.
听着 我们看了你在芝加哥的工作表现 Well, listen. We've seen a lot of your work in Chicago.
好的 Okay.
我们认为非常好 We think you're great, refreshing.
我们喜欢那个天气预报的节目 We love the Spritz Nipper.
谢谢 Great.
为什么不弄个幕布 然后试一下镜头呢 Why don't we run some blue screen, and we'll do a walkthrough on the set?
好的 Great.
那是你的位置 我去弄幕布 Here's your station. We'll run some screen.
给我一点时间就好了 Give me a second to set it up.
你好 你好 Hi. Hi.
我在这等马克 我要试镜头 I'm waiting for Mark. I'm running some screen.
达夫 布赖恩特 Dave. Bryant.
紧张吗 不 Nervous? No.
真的 是的 Sure? Yeah.
你看起来有点紧张 You look just a little bit nervous.
不是的 It's not nerves.
其他的 是的 Other shit. Yeah.
西北部天气暖和 ...mild in the Northwest.
当高压云团移动后 As this highpressure system gives way...
在新墨西哥气温将会回升 we'll see warm temperatures in New Mexico...
我知道那不是神经质 I know it's not neurosurgery...
但对着幕布讲话是我工作的一部分 并不简单 but green screen is the one part of my job that's not really easy.
纽约35度 密西根州西部气温会更低 ...35 in New York with colder temperatures west to Michigan...
我们需要假装后面是卫星云图 You need a sense of where putons will come from...
而且要指点到位 and a pretty strong sense of scale.
新奥尔良和亚特兰大适合旅游 ...there are travel advisories in New Orleans and Atlanta.
那天气很好 It's pretty heavy weather...
这个我很在行的 I've gotten real good at it.
我想一切进行的都不错 I thought everything went over pretty well.
我们几天后通知你结果 So we'll let you know in a couple of days.
好的 Okay.
这是我父亲 罗伯特 斯普瑞泽 和我女儿 This is my father, Robert Spritzel, and my daughter.
我们要赶不上我们的飞机了 We're a little late for our plane...
我想我们要赶快离开 so we thought we'd leave from here.
哦 对不起 我使你们迟了 没什么 Yeah, I'm sorry. We kept you late. That's cool.
你有电话号码吧 是的 So you've got the numbers? Yes.
我忘了告诉你还有另外的一项基本报酬 4万2千美元 There's a builtin with Purina I forgot. $42,000.
没关系 Okay.
什么基本报酬 是一项协议中提到的 What's a builtin? It's a compulsory endorsement...
如果我得到这份工作 if I'm offered the job.
买狗粮食的 是 宠物花费报销 Dog food? Yeah. Pet products.
达夫没有宠物啊 Dave doesn't own a pet.
不 我有杰克逊 Well, I have Jackson.
可杰克逊是你妻子和孩子的狗 Jackson lives with your wife and kids.
我们以后再说 We'll let you know.
罗斯在这 是吗? Russ is here. Okay.
麦克在哪里 里面 Where's Mike? Inside.
达夫 你好 罗斯 Dave. Hi, Russ.
他在楼上 仍然为那事心绪不宁 He's upstairs. He's still pretty upset about it.
他和你谈起那事的经过了 是的 Did he talk about it? Yeah.
和你 他告诉了我们发生了什么 To you? He's told us what happened.
那是他的戒毒顾问 邓 伯顿 我猜他想要 He was with his counselor, Don Boden. I guess he...
我真的不知道为什么会发生后来的事 I don't really know why what happened next happened.
他正在说我儿子的情况 而我正摘下手套 He was talking about my son, and I was taking my gloves off.
显然 他们要去看电影 Apparently, they were going to a movie...
你干什么 你凭什么在这 What the fuck? Why are you here?
你在干什么 你为什么在这 What are you doing? Why are you here?
我在这帮助诺琳 凭什么用你帮助 I'm helping Noreen! Why are you helping?
达夫 我的儿子 天哪 Dave. Son. Jesus.
然后就是 Here's something that...
如果你希望你父亲认为你不是个愚蠢的人的话 if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck...
就不要用手套随便打人家的脸 don't slap a guy across the face with a glove.
因为如果你那样做了 他就会想 Because if you do that, that's what he will think...
除非你是19世纪的贵族或其他什么的 unless you're a nobleman or something in the 19th century...
可惜我不是 which I'm not.
你要自己走进去吗 爸爸 是 You can get inside okay, Dad? Yeah.
"我背靠着墙站着 要了个女孩 "When my back's against the wall, I order a chink callgirl...
"和里奇玩了会 "or I box some rounds with Richie...
"那个波多黎个的左撇子 "the Puerto Rican southpaw at Clancey's gym.
"但今天晚上 罗伊想 "'But tonight,' Roy thought...
"一旦我要去偷核弹 "'once I smuggle this fucking plutonium out...
"我要喝点苏格兰酒然后去睡个好觉 "'I'm just going to drink some Scotch and hit the sack.'
"罗伊去实验室接奥利弗 "Roy had picked up Oliver at his science lab...
"那些小瓶子给他带来了不少的麻烦 "and there he snagged the vials.
"他把它们装进了电脑包装箱里" "He stashed them in his computer case..."
我母亲想了个叫活着的葬礼的主意 My mom discovered an idea known as a living funeral...
是她在本书中读到的 来帮助将死的罗伯特 in a book she read to help her with Robert dying.
就是把家族成员和亲朋好友都聚在一起 It's where someone's family and friends gather...
就象参加一个人的葬礼 like they might at the person's funeral...
可那个人还活着 所以大家可以渡过最后的时光 only when the person's alive, so they can see everybody.
嘿 你好吗 你好吗 Hey, what's up? What's up?
嘿 本周最低温什么时候 Hey, what's the Nipper?
什么意思 本周什么时候最低温 What's that? What's the Nipper this week?
我不知道 I don't know.
你都不知道 You don't know yet?
拜托你为我想一想 Come on, man.
怎么了 我只是问你节目的事 What? I just asked you about the Nipper.
星期一好了吧 就是那天行了吧 Monday, okay? That's the... Okay?
你出什么问题了 现在是二月 朋友 很冷的 What's your problem? It's February, man. It's cold.
妈的 Fuck!
我去你妈的 我去你妈的 Fuck you, then. Fuck you!
你知道什么是变化无常吗 Do you know what variance is?
你认为你可以在一周之前预测某一天的天气 You think you could pick out a day...
并且准确无误吗 你懂吗 a week ahead and give a realistic... You know?
你知道吗 天气预报员 Did you know that? Weatherman!
天哪 妈的 God! Fuck!
我也有孩子 I have kids!
我要去见我的孩子 I have to go see my kids!
你却把这狗屎派扔到我的身上 You put fucking pie shit on my coat!
你要我带着这脏东西去见我的孩子吗 I have to see my kids with pie on me, man?
带着这脏东西去见你的崽子吧 Go see your kids with shit on you!
嘿 冷静点 Hey, calm down, man!
我要去见我的家人 I have to see my family!
我要去见 I have to see...
哈罗 哈罗 达夫 Hello? Hello? Dave?
什么 是你好美国的马克 德尔森 What? It's Mark Dersen from Hello America.
你好 达夫 Hi, Dave.
一切顺利 谢谢 Take care. Okay.
诺琳 Noreen.
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
雪莉看起来很高兴 Shelly looks nice.
我们在纽约买的 We bought that in New York.
是的 我知道的 所以我这么说 Yeah, I know. That's why I said it.
很不错 It's very nice.
诺琳 我得到那份工作了 和布赖恩特甘伯合作的你好美国 Noreen, I got offered the show. Hello America with Bryant Gumbel.
太棒了 Well, that's great.
你都准备好了么 我正在想 Are you gonna take it? I'm thinking about it.
待遇相当的不错 你知道城市也很大的 It's a pretty substantial salary, and you know the venue. It's big.
薪水简直提高了一大截 It's a pretty big salary jump, I guess.
一共120万美元 诺琳 $1.2 million all in, Noreen.
我们能一起设想一下吗 Can we think about that?
你说什么 What?
会给每个人带来多大的改变 What that kind of change could be like for everybody.
麦克、雪莉 Mike, Shelly, you know?
我们能否重新开始 If we thought about trying again.
达夫 我要和罗斯结婚了 Dave, I'm marrying Russ.
要射得准就要准确瞄准一点 Accuracy equals focusing on a point.
重力会使箭下落 Gravity pulls an inch a yard.
所以我们抬高一些 You point up.
但要考虑风的因素 But you have to factor in wind...
恰恰是最难考虑的因素 which is the most difficult part.
诺琳 Noreen.
无论如何我都要走了 I had to go in anyway.
我还要做讲演的 It was time for my speech.
这就是我所认识的罗伯特 斯普瑞泽 And that's what I know about Robert Spritzel.
自制 仁慈 聪慧 Forbearance, charity, wisdom.
怎么说都不为过 There are too few like him.
现在轮到罗伯特的儿子达夫了 And now Robert's son, David.
下午好 Good afternoon.
你们中的许多人远道而来 Many of you came from long distances...
我代表我的母亲 诺琳 and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen...
和我的孩子麦克和雪莉 表示感谢 and my family, Mike and Shelly, when I say thank you.
当我想起我的父亲 我认为鲍勃 赛格就像块石头 When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.
然后停电了 And then the power went out.
当40分钟后电力恢复时 Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes...
每个人都忘记了我刚才还在演讲 everyone had pretty much forgotten that I was talking...
我们还没有结束那一部分 and we never finished that part of the thing.
我的演讲是 "当我想起我的父亲时 So my speech was, "When I think of my dad...
"我认为鲍勃 赛格象块石头" "I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock."
这就是我全部的演讲 That's all I said at my dad's living funeral...
关于鲍勃 赛格的一些事 something about Bob Seger.
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达夫 我是你好美国的马克 德尔森 Dave, it's Mark Dersen from Hello America.
给我回个电话好么 我已经打了几次电话了 Can you give me a call back? I called a couple of times Friday...
我想知道的是你为什么不回我的电话 and I'm wondering why you haven't called me back.
如果出了什么问题的话 你应该让我知道 好么 If I need to move down on my list, look, I need to know. Okay?
回个电话 It's not "Hello, you know, whatever, Orlando."
你看 我仍然在考虑你 Look. I'm still jacked about you, Dave.
我想和你通个电话 给我打电话 I just need to hear from you. Give me a call.
你的电话响了 Your phone's ringing.
我知道的 I know.
你为什么不接呢 Why aren't you getting it?
是与布赖恩特 甘伯合作的事 It's the Bryant Gumbel thing.
那你为什么不接呢 So why aren't you getting it?
把那个东西递给我好么 Did you bring that stuff?
就在门那儿 It's by the door.
你应该接电话的 You should get it.
妈的 Fuck.
这是麦当劳的热苹果派 It was a McDonald's hot apple pie.
他们没看玩笑 They're not kidding.
还热着呢 It was hot.
对人们来说另外谈及到派的地方 The other thing that gets to people...
我猜是 that leads to pies, I guess...
那些我们使用的习语 are these catch phrases we're required to use...
为了更好的表达意思 to single the program out.
那些隐藏在表面之下的原因是 It gets under people's skin.
斯普瑞兹天气预报 Spritz Nipper.
但一切中关键的是 But the whole thing about all of it...
用东西扔别人 all the getting hit with stuff...
总之 关键的是被派砸的人是谁 the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway?
有人象托马斯 杰弗逊扔那些派吗 Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson?
或者布斯 艾德琳 我持怀疑态度 Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it.
但这好像是第九次 But this is like the ninth time I got...
我被派击中 Clowns get hit with pies.
妈的 我是麦克的父亲 让你尝尝 Fuck! I'm Mike's father! Here's your shit!
我看到你在购物商场买了这个 I saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue!
我也会和警察这么说 And I'm telling the cops, too!
你可以把赌注压在麦克偷了你钱包上 So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet!
他还是个孩子啊 He's just a kid. See!
他看起来成人了 但仍然是个孩子 He looks grown, but he's just a kid!
你个混蛋 You fucking asshole.
我的意思是 我敢打赌没有人向哈丽特 特普曼扔派 I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like...
那个地下铁路的创始人 Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad.
我愿意赌一百万美元 I'll bet you a million fucking dollars.
第一次我被击中时 The first time I was struck with something...
是肯德基的鸡块 a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers...
我当时正站在一个垃圾筒旁边 I was standing next to a garbage pail.
我以为那是个意外的 他们要往那里扔的 I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out.
第二次 是在广场上击中我的 The second time, it hit me square on the chin...
一个玉米面豆卷 a soft taco.
然后是汽水 Then, pop.
三明治 A falafel.
小点心 McNuggets.
都是快餐 Always fast food.
快餐 Fast food.
人们情愿扔掉也不愿吃完 Shit people would rather throw out than finish.
道理很简单 它们味道不错 It's easy. It tastes all right...
却没有什么营养 but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment.
我就像快餐 I'm fast food.
嘿 Hey.
你见到他了 是的 Did you see him? Yeah.
我还会有麻烦吗 我没做任何事的 Am I gonna get in trouble? I didn't do anything.
你不会有麻烦了 我都处理好了 You're not in trouble. I took care of it.
我找到他 I got on him.
我让他知道我们不是好惹的 I let him know we're not messing around.
我揍了他 I whaled on him.
什么 What?
我抓住他的衣领 I caught him one clean one for sure, on the forehead...
狠狠地揍了他一顿 and then I fucking whaled on him.
很严重吗 Seriously?
他不会说你偷东西了 你没有麻烦了 He's not going to say you stole anything, and you're not in trouble.
你在吃什么 玉米热狗 What are you eating? Corn dog.
你还是个孩子 麦克 妈的 You're a kid, Mike. Fuck.
我不是孩子了 你是个孩子 I'm not a kid. You are a kid.
直到你长大以前不要把自己放在成人的环境里 Don't put yourself in grownup situations again until you're a grownup.
好的 好吗 Okay. Okay?
是的 Yeah.
你想要我给你也来个热狗吗 什么 不 谢谢了 Do you want me to get you a corn dog? What? No.
那你要什么 What do you want?
什么也不要 Nothing.
天气预报员 Weatherman!
嘿 你好 Hey. Hi.
你还好吗 是的 Are you all right? Yeah.
我只是想要你 I just wanted you to...
干什么 What?
我十八岁那年 I was eighteen
无忧无虑 Didn't have a care
辛勤工作赚点小钱 Working for peanuts
从来都是省不下一点 Not a dime to spare
但是我年轻力壮 筋骨强健 But I was lean and solid everywhere
宛若山岩 Like a rock
我也不十分领会 I don't really get it.
有人跟着我么 Am I following it?
我想说的是这事出有因 It was just a lead up to other things I wanted to say.
就是这样 Here's the part.
而我坚守信念 And I held firm
从不改变 To what I felt was right
宛若山岩 Like a rock
我想说说与你有关 I wanted to talk about that part...
的部分 about you.
这很像你 That's like you.
我尽量坚强 I was strong as I could be
宛若山岩 Like a rock
我得到了工作 I got the job.
纽约那个 New York?
好极了 那收入不菲的 That's terrific. That's a remarkable income.
我都没拿过那么高的薪水 That's more money than I ever made, that salary.
是的 Yeah.
这才是一个美国人的成就 That's quite an American accomplishment.
谢谢 Thanks.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我不能安心工作 I can't knuckle down.
诺琳要和罗斯结婚了 Noreen's marrying Russ.
没理由安心工作的 There's nothing to knuckle down on, so...
我静不下来 I can't fucking knuckle down.
你的手怎么了 Your hand.
我刚去见了告麦克那小子 I just saw Mike's counselor.
麦克说你来处理这件事 Mike mentioned that you were gonna fix this business up.
他没麻烦了吧 He's in no trouble?
干得好 Good job.
你的手没事了吧 Your hand okay?
没事 It's okay.
你确定 没什么好担心的 You certain? Don't worry.
你总是为了孩子的事操心 You always worry about your kids...
无论何时 no matter how old.
这是应该做的 There's always looking after.
我读了你的书 I read your book.
哈 Fuck.
关于那书我还有好多要做呢 然后扔了它 I was going to do some more work on it, then I chucked it.
扔了它 垃圾 You chucked it. Garbage.
那正好是我做过的 达夫 It's just what I do, David.
我尝试过 我成功了 I've practiced and I've gotten good.
就象你和你的天气预报主持人事业 Like you and the weather business.
但不是我在预测天气 But I don't predict it.
没人可以 因为那像是风 是风 Nobody does, 'cause it's just wind. It's wind.
可以吹到任何地方 It blows all over the place!
真他妈的 What the fuck?
我要去工作了 I have to go to work.
达夫 David.
在生活中 This shit life...
我们必须放弃一些东西的 we must chuck some things.
我们学会放弃 We must chuck them...
在生活中 in this shit life.
这是应该做的 There's always looking after.
你还有时间的 You have time.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们马上迎来了罗伯特的真正葬礼 Pretty soon after Robert's living funeral, we had his real one.
对你的损失我很难过 I'm sorry for your loss.
你这么说我很高兴 That's a lovely thing to say to me.
你在哪里听到的 Where'd you hear that?
他朋友那里 His friends.
真高兴你们中有人带了伞过来 I'm glad one of you brought an umbrella.
我感觉到今天要下雨了 I had a feeling it was going to rain today.
看来你要接我的班了 You're not going to take my job, are you?
我要为星期一晚间足球做个摄影员 No. I'm going to be a cameraman for Monday Night Football.
好么 Is that okay?
很好 Yeah. That's good.
尽管是冬天 还是有罗伯特的很多朋友在这里 There are a great many of Robert's friends here, even in winter.
我想因为罗伯特很不一般 I think it's because Robert was unusual.
我想这也是你们所想 I think that's what brought so many of you out.
40年来的好丈夫好父亲 A loving husband and father for 40 years.
我们永远的朋友 And a good friend to some of you for longer.
我确信就因为这使我们永远爱戴敬仰罗伯特 I'm sure that's why we appreciated and loved Robert.
他出色 He was excellent.
无私 Selfless.
坚毅 Resolute.
我记得有一次 I remember once...
想像我的生活会如何 我会怎么样 imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like.
我描绘了所有的好品质 I pictured having all these qualities.
强壮 积极向上 Strong, positive qualities...
所有人们可以想到的优点 that people could pick up on from across a room.
但随着时光流逝 But as time passed...
我真正做到的却很少 few ever became any qualities I actually had.
我要面对所有可能发生的事 所有类型的人 And all the possibilities I faced, and the sorts of people I could be...
那些品质便越来越少 all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer...
直到回归到一点 until finally they got reduced to one...
我真实的自我 to who I am.
那就是我自己 And that's who I am...
天气预报员 the weatherman.
但首先请达夫 斯普瑞兹预报一下天气 达夫 But first Dave Spritz has the check of our national weather. Dave.
好 谢谢 布赖恩特 在东北部简直象是春天 Well, thanks, Bryant. Well, it feels like spring if you're in the Northeast.
还会持续么 让我们来看一看 Is it gonna last? Let's take a look.
感谢高温给我们带来了暖和我天气 We've got a warm weather system to thank for these high temperatures...
麦克 你准备好去上学了吗 Mike, you ready for school?
罗斯 Russ?
我们出发吧 孩子 Let's go, guys.
快点 Come on.
你得快点了 You're gonna get it!
再见 雪莉 再见 妈妈 Bye, Shelly. Bye, Mom.
天气情况说到这里 一小时后 That's your national weather. I'll be back with your local focus...
我将再次播报 at the bottom of the hour.
嘿 你是达夫 斯普瑞兹 是的 Hey, are you Dave Spritz? Yeah.
能给我签个名吗 当然 Can I get your autograph? Sure.
今天会下雨吗 So is it going to rain today?
谁知道呢 Who knows?
嘿 你好美国 Hey, Hello America.
我做新工作有几个月了 I've been doing the show for a few months.
人们不再朝我扔东西了 People don't throw things at me anymore...
也许是因为我背着箭的原因 maybe because I carry a bow around.
我也不知道 I don't know.
周末我回芝加哥 I go back to Chicago weekends...
和麦克和雪莉一起渡过 keep it steady with Mike and Shelly...
然后回来做天气预报 come back, do the weather. So... Forecast?
行了 Come on.
另一个男人和我的家人在一起 Another man is with my family.
事情不像我预测的那样 Things didn't work out the way I predicted.
不大容易让我接受 Accepting that's not easy...
可是成人的生活中哪里有简单呢 but easy doesn't enter into grownup life.
我将继续美国人的成就 I'll take this American accomplishment.
这是我的位置 That's where I live...
第47消防队后面 behind Fire Brigade 47. Okay.
但在海绵气球鲍伯的前面 But in front of SpongeBob.
你好美国 Hello, America.