(阿比西尼亚) (西元前50年)
我的新娘呢？ Where is my bride?
我的结婚礼服 快穿上 My wedding dress. Quickly, put it on.
很快你就可以摆脱枷锁 拥有奢华的生活了 Soon you'll live your life in jewels and not chains.
来吧 孩子 你的新郎正在等你呢 Come, child. Your groom awaits you.
蜜蜂队 加油 ALL: Honeybees, all right, all right!
蜜蜂队最棒 Honeybees, all right!
独领蜂骚 蜜蜂队最棒 Whoo! Honeybees, all right, all right!
蜜蜂队 加油 Honeybees, all right! Whoo!
蜜蜂队上啊 ALL: Go...Honeybees!
准备好了吗 希尔顿伯格？ 好了 You ready, Hildenburg? Yes.
很好 我有个疑问 Great. I have one question.
为何我要穿“狐狸队”的队服？ Why am I dressed like one of the Fenmore Foxes?
他们不是我们的死对头吗？ Aren't they our hated crosstown rivals?
是的...不过... Yes...but...
今年啦啦队长 要展现和谐主题 This year's theme is unity... for all cheerleaders.
好好玩吧 Have fun.
打败狐狸队 CHEERLEADERS: Wipe out the Foxes!
男孩都是骗子 BOTH: Boys are cheats and liars.
他们那么丢人 They're such a big disgrace.
他们会甜言蜜语只为了再来一次 They will tell you anything to get to second...
棒球 棒球 他以为就要得手 Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
如果你让他爽到 那么你是个...婊 （子） If you let him go all the way, then you are a...Hor...
园艺师研究花朵 ticulture studies flowers ...
噢 不会吧？ Oh, no, she didn't.
噢 是的 她穿了 Oh, yes, she did.
她全身都是“女伴”品牌的女装 Girlfriend's booty be all wrapped up in licious.
曲线毕露 All wrapped up.
你们穿得也不赖啊 You're pretty dope and phat yourselves.
玲玲 你忘带午餐了,宝贝 Ling-Ling! You forgot lunch, baby pie!
鸡肉加五种蔬菜 韩国烤肉和泡菜 Chicken with fried vegetable, bulgogi, and Kimchi.
谢了 妈 Thanks, Mom.
好 你们好好念书 Okay. You all learn real good now.
玲玲？ 玲玲？ - Ling-Ling? - Ling-Ling?
快接电话呀 Can somebody answer the phone?
噢 天哪 太糟糕了 Oh, dang, that's messed up.
韩国酒店那么多 Out of all the Korean liquor stores,
我爸怎么就刚好进了那一家遇到了我妈？ why did my dad have to walk into that one?
现在发下你们关于西洋巫术史的文章 I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials.
我很遗憾的说 这里 只有艾丹 得了唯一的"A" I'm sad to report that Eden, here, got the only "A."
天 这不公平 Well, that's not fair.
我是说 她是唯一像女巫的人吧 I mean, she was the only one who was actually there.
[咒语]
伯娜德副校长 Vice-Principal Bernard.
噢 史宾塞小姐 你今早表现得真好 Oh, Miss Spencer, wonderful job this morning.
你很会调动大家的积极性 You certainly know how to whip up a crowd.
你这么漂亮 我想你一定做得更好 As pretty as you are, I bet you really whipped them up back
在你当啦啦队长时 when you were cheerleading captain, hmm?
我？噢 不不不 Me? Oh, no, no, no.
我那会只是乐队的小角色 确切说 是大号手 I was much more of a band chick, actually ... tuba ...
首席低音大号手 在校队 Lead tuba ... honor band.
噢 那您一定愿意发通行证给我们 Well, then you wouldn't mind writing us some passes
好让我们 排练一些新的动作？ so we could, uh, practice some new moves?
噢 杰西卡 我-我-我不太懂？ Oh, Jessica, l-l-I don't know about that.
你知道吗 奖杯放在您的办公室里一定会很耀眼的 You know, that trophy is gonna look so good in your office.
噢 Oh...
那好吧 All right.
# That's what girls do #
# They keep you guessing the whole day through #
# Play your emotions, push all your buttons #
# It's true #
# That's what girls do #
# That's what we do #
# You ask me why I gotta play so hard to get #
# You ask me do I play it cool just to make you sweat #
嗯!味道真不错 Mmm! That's really good.
嗯 我该付多少钱? Um... how much do I owe you?
没关系,我们店请客 It's okay. It's on the house.
真的?! Really?!
谢谢 Thanks.
#...through to you-u-u-u-u #
# That's what girls do #
# They keep you guessing... #
你打算拿什么付账?猪头 Who's gonna pay for that, asshole?
(小费箱)
你这个赔钱货 You are not gonna make it in this business.
你疯了 You total binger!
艾普尔 吃这个会让你的屁股变胖 April, this is gonna go straight to your ass.
敌情警报 "ltchbay" alert.
比扬卡 Bianca.
杰西卡,气色不错嘛 Jessica, you look great!
是因为你换了造型？ Are you doing something different
还是身边的朋友太逊了？ or just hanging out with skankier friends?
哇,比扬卡,你气色也很不错 Wow, Bianca, you look really good, too.
嗯 你是少吃了点 还是多放了点屁？ Um...are you eating less or just barfing more?
多放了点屁 Barfing more.
祝你在啦啦队比赛顺利 Good luck at the cheer competition.
好的 Yeah.
也祝你好运 You too.
Hmm...
再见了 Bye-bye.
噢 Oh!
跟我们走一趟,维诺娜 Let's go, Winona.
杰西,你在做什么呢? APRlL: Jess, what are you doing?
稍等一下 Hang on a sec.
哇 Whoa.
这个东西挺酷的 This is kind of cool.
小姐们 我可以帮忙吗? Can I help you ladies?
噢 是的 这是什么? Oh, yeah. What is this?
噢 是的 我也很喜欢它 Oh, yeah, I like that, too.
这是个塞内加尔笛子 用鹿角雕刻的 It's actually a Senegalese lute carved from deerwood,
用在仪式和... used for fertility rituals and...
- 是的 好 - 酷啊 - Sure. Yeah. - Cool.
你还可以把大麻放里面 Oh, and you can put your weed in there.
噢 Oh.
快看这个 Check this out.
噢 是的 真漂亮 Oh, yeah. That's beautiful.
这是罗宾岛监狱的模型 It's actually a model of the prison on Robben lsland
曼德拉在那里被关了27年 where Nelson Mandela was held 27 years.
当然是在 种族隔离政策结束之前 And before the collapse of apartheid, of course.
尽管这样 他出来后没有心怀憎恨 Yeah, he came out pretty hate-free, though,
情绪恢复稳定后 you know, ready to heal ...
他当上了南非的总统 went on to become the president of South Africa
就在 就在他们释放他以后 是的 after that ... after they freed him, of course, sure.
好多人并没有意识到这点 A lot of people don't realize this,
这里面也能放大麻 but you can put your weed in there.
这棒呆了 没错 This is great. Sure.
如果你们还有问题 Well, if you have any more questions,
我就在后面睡觉 那么 I'll be in the back sleeping, so...
很好 Great.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
噢 这里才是往后面 抱歉 Oh, actually, this is the back. Sorry.
这些东西让我自豪于 我有非洲血统 This stuff makes me feel so proud to be African-American.
玲玲 Ling-Ling!
你路过我的“疯狂美甲”店 也没跟我说声“嗨” You walk right by Crazy Nail, no say "hi" me.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
再见 女孩们 Bye, girls!
假珍珠 Fake pearls!
别再打鼓了 Stop banging those drums!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不知道你会听到 I didn't even know you could hear that.
噢 上帝 快看那些耳环 Oh, my God. Look at those earrings.
这会让我成为舞会焦点的 I'd be the envy of every girl at prom.
当然我本来就会是舞会焦点 Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.
Um, excuse me. How much are these?
嗯 请问 这些多少钱？
不卖 这可是真正的古董 Not for sale. That's a genuine artifact.
噢 Oh.
不要 No!
好了 我要结帐 Okay, I'm all set.
就这么点儿？18美元？ Is that all you got ... $18?!
这是加油站 It's a gas station.
这日子 人人都用信用卡了 Everybody pays with credit cards nowadays.
自己拿点土豆片吧 Help yourself to some nachos.
嘿 那是给残疾儿童的 Hey, that's for Doug Flutie's kids!
啊 - -
我在这儿 I'm in here!
就命啊 Help!
真好看 You look really good.
啊 拜托 Um, excuse me...
油箱盖在那边 The gas cap's on that side.
啊 对不起 Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm sorry.
嘿 Uh, hello...
我要全套服务 full service.
还有 嗯 拜托检查一下引擎 And, um, could you, like, check the oil
和车盖下别的乱七八糟的东西？ and all that other junk under the hood?
好像这工作多难似的 Like his job is that hard.
天生蠢材必无用 Minimum wage for a maximum loser.
噢 说得好 Oh, good one.
看我的 Hey...check this out.
抱歉 不小心的 Sorry. Accident.
你真坏 You're so bad!
我没事 - - I'm okay.
没关系 我没事 It's okay. I'm okay.
嘿 你们赌多少钱 我敢再吓他一次？ Hey, how much you bet I can get him again?
# It's the summer, the summer #
# Yo, my cats are trippin', it's the summer #
# I'll get my swerve on, fight evil villains gone #
# So come on now #
# I've been locked in a room not waiting for long #
# And to tell you the truth #
# I don't even want to sing this song #
# The sun is up, that's what my crew is all about... #
啊 我好美啊 I'm so pretty.
鲍格尔 Booger!
我说过别乱碰我东西的 I told you not to go through my stuff.
干嘛要戴我的乳罩？ What are you doing wearing my bra?!
我才没穿 I'm not wearing your bra.
我只是把它垫在我身上 I was simply holding it against myself.
给我出去 你这个小混蛋 Get out of my room, you little turd!
等等 Wait a minute.
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
没事 Nothing.
唉
是不是那个叫卡文纳夫的家伙欺负你了？ Did that Cavanaugh kid do this to you?
好吧 过来 All right. Come here.
他真是个小混混 He is such a punk.
总有一天 他会得到报应的 You know, one of these days, he's gonna get it.
这样好点 There you go.
很好 Better.
你涂我口红？ Is that my lipstick?!
噢 Ohhhhh!
# Give me all your fear #
# Throw it all away #
# And think about the good things #
# No matter what they say #
# We'll take tomorrow, baby #
# Yeah #
# One day at a time #
嘿 Hey.
嗨 Hi.
噢 杰西 你做这个的时候 Oh, Jess, when you do that...
我整条腿兴奋的又抖又颤 my whole leg tingles and shakes.
真的？ Really?
那么 要是我亲你那里的时候会 Well, what happens if I kiss you...
怎样呢？ there?
这周末你一定要和我一起去滑雪 You have to come snowboarding with me this weekend.
噢 傻比利 Oh, silly Billy nilly,
跟你说了 我不会和你上床的 I told you I'm not having sex with you.
不用 No.
我们可以一起喝热巧克力 We could sip hot chocolate
你只要跟我小弟弟玩游戏 and play Scrabble with my little brother.
随便你怎么讲 You call it whatever you want.
我的答案还是否定的 I'm still not having sex with you.
比利 Billy...
听着 Look...
你知道这对我有多重要 you know how important this is to me.
当那个特殊的时刻发生的时候 And when that special moment happens,
我只是 我希望这事能完美 I just...I want it to be perfect.
我从没有想...逼你 I would never dream of rushing you.
谢谢 比利 Thank you, Billy.
噢 Oh...
如果你改变主意 我们可以开车一起去 If you change your mind, we could drive up together.
我跟在你后面 I'll wait behind for you.
前面 还是后面 哪里都一样 Front...behind...
我还是不能和你上床 I'm still not doing it.
晚安 比利 Good night, Billy.
噢 你们的生活就像一个童话故事 Oh, your life is like a fairytale.
你和比利活像迪士尼人物 You and Billy are, like, totally Disney.
有的时候 我有点害怕 You know, it's scary sometimes.
我只是 不知道该做什么 I just... I don't know what I'd do
如果事情不是那么的 完美 if things weren't so...perfect.
我真高兴 你是我最好的朋友 I'm so glad you're my best friend.
# Oooh #
# Go on and do it #
# Do it #
# Do it 'til you're satisfied #
# Whatever it is #
我们明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
好 晚安 Okay. Good night.
拜 Bye.
Aaaaa
啊 Aaaaaa
杰西卡 宝贝 没事吧？ Jessica, honey, is everything all right?
没事 妈妈 Yes, Mother.
只是有只蜘蛛 It's just a spider.
一只又大又恶心的蜘蛛 A really big, disgusting spider.
嘿 我是艾普尔 请给我留言 Hi. It's April. Leave me a message.
这不可能 这不可能 This isn't happening. This isn't happening!
噢 真恶心 Oh, it's sick!
太恶心了 Sick!
噢 噢 Oh! Oh!
嘿 老爸 我早餐能吃这个蛋糕吗？ Hey, Dad! Can I have this cake for breakfast?
啊 行 随便你 吃吧 Uh, yeah. Whatever. Go for it.
鲍格尔 你到底在做什么？ Booger, what the hell are you doing
那蛋糕是给我老板的 eating my boss's cake?
你刚刚不是说我可以吃吗？ I-I thought you just said I could eat it.
天哪 God...
我的 到哪去拉 ？ Where's my...?!
喂 Hello?
艾普尔 是我...杰西卡 April, it's me ... Jessica.
下课以后到体育场上来找我 I need you to meet me right after class out by the track.
你真是杰西卡吗？ Is this really Jessica?
是的 Yes!
噢 上帝 你着感冒了吗？ Oh, my God, are you getting a cold?
离表演赛只有一个星期了 The competition's only a week away.
我们可能有更大的问题 We may have bigger problems.
艾普尔 JESSlCA: April...
艾普尔 April...
艾普尔 April!
啊 Agh!
啊 Ah!
离我远点 You stay away from me!
我钥匙链上有防狼喷雾器 I have pepper spray on my key chain!
艾普尔 你不知道 April, I need you so bad right now.
我现在是多么需要你 You have no idea.
你怎么会知道我的名字？ How do you know my name?
是我 It's me...
杰西卡 Jessica!
我在这里面呢 I'm in here.
你把她怎么了？ What did you do with her?
我不知道发生什么了 I don't know what happened.
今天早上醒来 I woke up this morning...
就成这样了 Like this.
我是怎么跟你说的？ And what did I tell you about these things?!
吃这屁股会变胖 They go straight to your ass!
大家会来找我的 People are gonna be looking for me!
-你要相信我 -我警告你 - You gotta believe me! - I'm warning you!
求求你 我是杰西卡 - Please, I'm Jessica! -
老天 Oh, my God!
我觉着我的肋骨断了 I think I broke a rib!
我眼睛刺痛 My eyes burn!
无法呼吸 I can't breathe!
我一早醒来却成了男的 This morning, I woke up a man!
这是我这辈子最最糟糕的一天了 This is by far the worst day of my life!
艾普尔 April!
你忘了？二年级的时候 Do you remember in second grade
你从乡下搬来这里 when you moved here from Arkansas?
别人都欺负你 Everybody threw rocks at you...
就因为你有口音 because you talked funny
和你的门牙是褐色的 and your front two teeth were brown!
那时我是你唯一的朋友 I was your only friend.
你脖子上的项链 I gave you that locket around your neck
是你奶奶病了的时候我给你的 when your grandmother was sick.
而且你还说 And you said...
你说 you said...
我们永远是最好最好的朋友 We'd be bestest friends forever.
男孩都是骗子 Boys are cheats and liars.
他们都很丢人 They're such a big disgrace.
他们的甜言蜜语 只是为了再来一次 TOGETHER: They will tell you anything to get to second...
棒球棒球 他们以为快要得手 Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
如果你让他们继续 那你就是个 If you let him go all the way, then you are a...
婊 （子）园艺师研究花朵 Hor...ticulture studies flowers.
地理学家研究石头 Geologist studies rocks.
男孩一心想要得是 The only thing a guy wants from you
把他的那个 is place to put his...
鸡鸡 蟑螂 甲虫 Cock...roaches, beetles,
蝴蝶和昆虫 butterflies, and bugs.
没有什么能让他们更高兴 是一对硕大的 Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...
球 变戏法的和一只 叫察克的会跳舞的熊 Jug...glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck.
所有男孩都想要得是 没门 休想 All guys really want to do is ... forget it, no such luck.
噢 上帝 Oh, my God!
噢 天哪 Oh, my God!
这是怎么发生的？ How did this happen?
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
好吧 Okay, okay.
现在 Here.
上我家去 在我房间里等我 Go to my house and wait for me in my room.
别着急 我们会有办法的 Don't worry. We're gonna figure this thing out.
现在 Here.
你是我最好最好的朋友 You are my bestest, bestest friend.
你的胡子 Watch the beard.
抱歉 Sorry.
# So, come on, baby, listen #
# With 20/20 vision #
# I knock out competition #
好了 听着 你妈相信了 Okay, so, listen, she bought it.
我跟你妈说 你跟比利全家去滑雪了 I told your mom you're going on that ski trip,
这样至少可以拖一个周末 and that'll at least buy us the weekend.
你以为整个周末我能容忍这个样子吗？ You think I'll be stuck like this all weekend?!
真恶心 Gross.
我浑身都是毛 I've got hair everywhere ...
鼻子里 耳朵里 还有下巴 in my nose, in my ears, on my chin.
我都不敢看别的地方了 I'm afraid to look anywhere else.
就好像我是毛发广告一样 It's like I'm an ad for hair.
听着 这个也许会有帮助 Okay, well, listen, maybe this will help.
好了 贴好了 Okay. Against the grain.
好了 准备？ - Okay, ready? - Mm-hmm.
别动 Hold still.
那么 So...
那么 噢 So, uh...
什么？ What?
你真的有个“小弟弟”吗？ Do you really have a penis?
艾普尔 April!
我可以看看吗？ Can I see it?
你是怎么了？ What is the matter with you?!
我想你还没有认识到问题的严重性 I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here.
你说得对 你说的对 不好意思 You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我可以看一眼吗？ Can I see it?
你...你怎么回事啊？ W... what is your problem?
什么？ What?
难得自己的好朋友会长那玩意的 It's not every day that your best friend grows a penis.
你真的想看看吗？ Do you want to see it?
好吧 好... Okay, fine ...
看了你就住嘴 if it'll shut you up.
不错嘛 Nice.
不错 Nice.
我是说 你知道 I mean, you know...
我就见过几个 这个绝对是前五名 I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top 5.
你看过几个？ How many have you seen?
5个 Five.
不包括我弟弟的 Not including my little brother's.
你这个荡妇 You little tramp!
啊 混蛋 啊 Oh! Oh! Oh!
斯坦 Stan...
我现在对艾普尔有些担心了 I am beginning to worry about April.
她最近有些奇怪 She has been acting rather strange.
-是不是毒品？ -不是 不是 - Is it drugs? - No, no.
我-我想 是她的荷尔蒙问题 I...I think it's her hormonal development.
她刚才吃了六个花生酱三明治 She just ate six peanut-butter- and-jelly sandwiches
还有一整桶冰淇淋 and an entire carton of ice cream.
你怎么解释这个 嗯？ And what do you make of this, hmm?
是艾普尔的香皂 It's April's soap.
那么？ Well?
你怎么想？ What do you think?
我觉着你该找些事打发你的时间 I think you need more things to fill out your day.
好吗？ Okay?
好了吗？ Are we done?
喂？ Hello?
你好？
好吧 你是谁？ All right, who is this?
我该抓住机会早和你上床的 I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
噢 Ohhh...
马凯神父？ Father Mulcahy?
Tell me I'm beautiful.
告诉我 我很漂亮
内在很美... On the inside.
看 唷 Look, uh...
杰西卡有点麻烦 Jessica has a problem.
这次她又要让我们等一个钟头？ She's only gonna make us wait an hour this time?
那次集体去六面旗旅行怎么来着 What about the class trip to Six Flags?
她在厕所里呆了那么久 害我们都没有赶上浏览巴士 She took so long in the bathroom, we all missed the bus.
我们的父母不得不开 3个钟头的车来接我们 Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
那是因为我那次来例假了 好吗？ I had my period, okay?!
好了 既然你们都知道了 Okay, now that everybody's up to speed,
让我们想想 如何才能让我恢复原样？ can we start thinking about how I can get my life back?
噢 这样子肯定更容易当上舞会皇后 Um, that's definitely gonna cost you a few votes for prom queen.
是的 Yeah.
对 Okay.
好了 姐妹们 严肃点儿 别瞎说了 Come on, you guys, let's get serious. Stop dicking around.
姐妹们 Guys!
我还有拉拉队表演赛和舞会 I've got cheerleading competition, the prom.
没有一件衣服合适 我想我快要光着身子了 None of my clothes fit. I think I'm going bald.
而且 我还可能会秃头 要怎么去上学？ And how am I gonna go to school?
她说得对 She's right.
好了 Okay...
我们想想 Let's think.
这是怎么造成的？ What could have caused this?
也许这不是个意外 Maybe it wasn't an accident.
可能是哪个憎恨杰西卡的人干的 It's gotta be one of the people who hates Jessica that did this.
对 Yeah.
你们说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
大家才不讨厌我呢 People don't hate me.
你想想 杰西 You see, Jess...
因为你是这么漂亮这么完美 because you are so beautiful and perfect...
嗯...？ Uh-huh?
某些人可能会 ...certain people might misconstrue
对你跟他们说过一些 吝啬有害的话产生误会 some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them.
虽然你只是开玩笑 Although the things you say are funny...
人们更加关注的是 ...people tend to focus more
对他们自身的公开羞辱 on their own public humiliation and shame.
所以你是说 So you're saying...
大家都认为 people think...
我很完美？ I'm perfect?
我们来写一个讨厌杰西卡的人的名单 Let's make a list of all the people who hate Jessica.
你知道有（比它）更短的名单吗？ You know what would be a shorter list?
不讨厌杰西卡的（名单） All the people who don't hate Jessica.
你这个贱人 You bitch!
别和太多咖啡了 Easy on the coffee.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha ha!
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha!
哈哈 Ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
早上好 Good morning.
睡的好吗？ Did you sleep well?
嗯 特别的好 Mmm. Surprisingly, yes.
你有没有做 You have any...
什么特别的梦呢？ special dreams?
没什么特别的 Not particularly.
你肯定？ You sure?
怎么了？ Why?
噢 上帝 我第一次勃起了 Oh, my God, my first boner!
你总算来了 - RlCHlE: There you are!
你是园丁 对吧？ You're the gardener from the service, right?
是 Si.
草坪一团糟 Damn lawn's a mess.
本来是我女儿照看的 It's my daughter's responsibility to look after it,
但是 你知道 十来岁的女孩 but you know teenage girls.
是 是 Si, si.
年青人 "Teenageros."
不好意思 里查.斯班瑟 Sorry. Richie Spencer.
啊 嗯 Ah, um...
塔奎托 Taquito.
噢 塔奎托 Oh, Taquito.
割草机 There's the mower.
你的肥料 There's your bag of fertilizer.
你开始工作吧 I'll let you get to it.
靠 我真喜欢草刚割完的味道 Damn, I love the smell of fresh-cut grass.
谢谢 但 我还不到喝酒年龄 先生 Gracias, but...I'm not sure I'm old enough, sehor.
哈哈 没错 Yeah, right.
墨西哥法定饮酒年龄是多少...40？ What is the drinking age in Mexico ... 40?
来 先休息一下 待会再继续做 Come on, take a load off. You can finish in a minute.
但愿你不介意轻啤酒 Hope you don't mind the light beer.
因为这肚皮 我不得不少喝 I had to cut back on account of the bloating.
明白我的意思吗？ Know what I mean?
还因为我的屁屁 也不能吃辛辣食品了 I also had to give up the spicy food on account of my asshole.
我们是男人中的男人 不是吗？ We're amongst men, aren't we?
真是臭死人了 "Stinko de mayo."
你喜欢那车吗？ You like that car?
是我女儿的 That's my daughter's.
很棒吧？ Pretty nice, huh?
要是红的就更好看了 It would have looked even better in red.
我女儿也这样说 That's what my daughter said.
我们以前经常一起度周末 一起打球 We used to go out back on Sundays and toss a few baskets,
投投篮 shoot the shit.
但她现在有自己的事情了 But she's got her own stuff going on now.
谁会怪她呢？整个家庭都要分崩离析了 Who could blame her? Whole family's falling apart.
什么？ What?
跟我老婆的事...算了 Things with the wife ... forget about it.
我的意思是 我们睡同一张床上 I mean, we sleep in the same bed.
却同床异梦 Might as well be separate countries.
那真是太悲哀了 That is, like, so sad.
我什么都试过 都不管用 I tried everything. Nothing worked.
我甚至用剃刀把下面的毛 修的象A片男性一样 I even got out the razor and gave myself a porn-star trim.
不看看吗？你瞧 Wanna see? Check it out.
伙计 她以前很疯狂 又激情 Boy, she used to be wild.
床上功夫也很好 The sex was great.
我们做那事时 她总能想办法 We'd be going at it, and she could still find a way
翻转倒过来跟我接吻 to twist around and kiss me on the mouth.
先生 说太多了 Sehor, information too mucho.
露骨的东西 说太多...恶心 Emotional "scarro" ... disgusting.
很高兴和你聊 塔奎托 It's good talking to you, Taquito.
# It's how the hustle goes #
# See what the jukebox knows #
# Put my last quarter on #
# I play "Authority Song" #
# Honesty or mystery? #
# Tell me, I'm not scared anymore #
# Aha, aha #
# I got no secret purpose #
# I don't seem obvious, do l? #
嘿 杰西卡 杰西卡 Hey, Jessica! Jessica!
过来 Come here!
我们找到一个“嫌疑犯” We've got a suspect.
噢 太棒了 Oh, yes!
走吧 Come on.
好像有股狗骚味 Something smells like dog pooh.
我想 它就在我旁边 I think I'm sitting next to it.
呃 - Ew! -
好了 希尔顿伯格 别装傻 APRlL: Come on, Hildenburg, don't play dumb.
你讨厌杰西卡 而且擅长科学这玩意 You hate Jessica, you're good at this science crap.
现在只要招供 把解药给我们 Now, just confess and give us the antidote.
艾普尔 这实际上是不可能的 April, it's physically impossible
让一个女的一夜之间变成男的 for a woman to transform into a man overnight.
那你是说 你与此事无关了 So you're saying that you had nothing to do with this.
瞧 Look...
假设我们在另外一个宇宙里 Let's just pretend this was an alternate universe
在那里我完全相信你的话 where I actually believed you.
可我为什么要帮助杰西卡呢？ Why would I want to help Jessica out, anyway?
杰西卡 Jessica!
希尔顿伯格 Hildenburg...
对不起 那次让你出丑了 I'm sorry that I humiliated you
在全校面前 in front of the entire school...
和来参观的初中生面前 and the visiting 8th-graders.
但是你不会了解这究竟是什么滋味 But you have no idea what it's like
当你每天早上起来都必须刮胡子 to wake up every morning and have to shave your chin.
是的 我完全明白 Yes, I do.
名单上的下一个是谁？ Who's next on the list?
噢 这里阴森森的 Well, it is cold in here.
那么 你从没有诅咒过我？ So you never put a hex on me?
噢 我对你下的诅咒可多了 Oh, I put plenty of hexes on you ...
咒你长头皮屑、 让你掉头发 to give you dandruff, make your hair fall out,
咒你乳房一边大一边小 make one of your boobs bigger than the other.
噢 我想你诅咒成我了 Oh, I think you got me with that one.
嘿嘿嘿 啊嘿嘿 Heh hee hee! Ah hee hee!
有一些强大的邪教魔法会有这样的作用 There's some powerful cult magic at work here...
象古代的咒语 Like an ancient spell...
巫毒术 or voodoo...
魔蝎术 or Santeria.
魔蝎术是什么样的法术？ What's Santeria?
它是一种拉丁派的巫术 It's a Latin-based form of witchcraft.
它起源于非洲 It originated in Africa
后来传到了古巴和巴西 and then eventually made its way to Cuba and Brazil.
比扬卡 Bianca!
我早就知道了 I knew it.
大多数这种仪式都要用到鸡肉 Most of its rituals involve a chicken.
听起来很可口 That sounds delicious.
我是说 很有趣 I mean, interesting.
有个辨别的方法 EDEN: There's a way to tell.
魔蝎术的施术者 A true practitioner of Santeria
都会在背上有蝎子的纹身 bears the mark of the scorpion tattooed on their back.
比扬卡总是去那个 Bianca's always hanging out
舞厅...叫“快爽” at that dance club ... lnstant Tang.
对 今晚是女士之夜 我们都可以免费进去 Yeah, tonight's ladies' night, and we all get in for free!
我们大部分都免费 Well, most of us.
相信我 Trust me ...
你这模样 比杨卡绝对不愿与你共舞 you'll never get Bianca to dance with you looking like this.
# Oh, yeah, you're pretty good-looking for a girl #
- # But your back is so broken #
# And this feeling's still gonna linger on #
不行 不好 - No... - No...
- # Until the year 2525 now #
# Yeah, you're pretty good-looking for a girl #
- # Your eyes are wide open #
噢 那是什么？ Ugh! What is that?
# And your thoughts have been stolen by the boys #
不 （后街男孩） ALL: No...
# Who took you out and bought you everything you want, now #
# Yeah, you're pretty good-looking, oh, yeah #
# You're pretty good-looking, oh, yeah #
# For a girl #
干嘛？ What?
没什么 Nothing.
你看起来很帅 You just look good.
真的？ Really?
没错 Yeah.
好吧 谢了 Okay. Thanks.
不 她不会 No, she's not gonna...
不 他...-她不会 No, he ... she's not gonna do it.
是的 她会的 Yes, she is.
哇 真不错 That is so good.
八 八块九毛五 T-That's $8.95.
什么？ What?
你不用罐子里的小费请客了吗？ Aren't you just gonna take it out of your tip jar?
八块九毛五 是的 - $8.95? - Yeah.
我知道了 I got that.
# When I rock like this #
# Rock like this, rock like this #
# When I rock like this #
# When I rock like this, it's rhythm #
# When I rock like this #
# Rock like this, rock like this #
# When I rock like this #
# When I rock like this, it's rhythm #
来两杯香蕉苔奎拉 （鸡尾酒） I'll take two banana daiquiris,
一杯芒果 一杯索罗-金 一杯平滑彩云 one mango, a sloe-gin fizz, one slippery nipple,
给我 and for me,
一杯激情巅峰 边上多加点糖 a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim.
过瘾耶 Yum!
噢 还是把我点的 改成啤酒吧 Uh...better make that last one a brewski.
# When I rock like this #
# Rock like this #
双份啤酒 Double brewski.
# Young, sexy #
他们甚至都不查我身份证 They didn't even card me.
这里就象"摇头吧"一样 It's just like Cabo.
# You know I'll change for you #
# With your black Durag #
象他那样的"大头塞"是怎么泡上那些辣妹的？ How does a butt plug like that get all those hot chicks?
我爱带点的那个 I got dibs on the dots.
#...got plans for you #
老天 God damn!
噢 他好可爱 Ooh, he's cute.
看看那家伙的翘屁股 Check out the sweet buns on that guy.
我真想一把摸上去 I'd like to get my hands on those and...
幻想那是女人的胸部 wish they were women's breasts
并 用力的把那对奶捏爆 and...squeeze the hell out of 'em.
还要在上面放牛排 Maybe put a steak on 'em...
因为我是男子汉 'cause I'm a guy.
象我这样的男人就喜欢这么做 That's what guys like me like to do.
但我不必告诉你这些 But I don't need to tell you that.
比扬卡 Bianca.
# Yeah #
# Ohh #
我要跳给她看 I'll show her.
这是我的招牌歌 This is my song.
# Ohh #
记住了 找她后背上的蝎子 Remember, the scorpion on her back.
我会找到的 I'll find it.
# 24 a day, 7 days a week #
# Now, when you're driving in your 4x4 #
# And you turn this up on your stereo #
# Whether night or day, nonstop, you'll play #
# And you know you still want more #
# So find a honey that's standing on the wall #
# All the girls get the guys on the floor #
Ah!
# From the front to the back, let's go #
# Hear this #
# Somebody hit the lights #
# So we can rock it day and night #
纹身 APRlL: The tattoo!
我没看见 I don't see it!
# From a.m. to p.m. #
# Everybody lookin' like stars #
# All the chicks and the fellas in the bars #
# All of y'all bumpin' this in your cars #
右手 红点 Right hand, red.
噢 左手 蓝点 Ooh...Left hand, blue.
# Yeah #
# Shake it fast, watch yourself #
# Shake it fast, show me what you're working with #
# Shake it fast, watch yourself #
# Shake it fast, show me what you're working with #
# Shake it fast, watch yourself #
# Shake it fast, show me what you're working with #
肯定不是她了 It's definitely not her.
别着急 我们会想出办法的 Don't worry. We'll figure this out.
你真是个舞棍 You're a great dancer.
你现在才发现吗？ You're just noticing that now?
我要去女厕所了 I gotta hit the little girls' room
免得我尿在丁字裤里 before I soak my panties.
我是说 By that, I mean...
我女朋友的丁字裤 my girlfriend's panties...
我随身带着 which I carry with me...
去小便 to pee in...
如果我不及时去 if I don't make it in time...
厕所 to the bathroom.
什么？ What?
你不穿你女朋友的内裤？ You don't pee in your girlfriend's panties?
这难道是“同志”俱乐部吗？ What kind of gay club is this?
嘿 大家看看这个家伙 Hey, everybody, check out this guy ...
不往女朋友的内裤里撒尿 not peeing in his chick's panties.
抱歉 Excuse me...
你一定要在这里吗？ do you have to be in here for this?
这是我的工作啊？ Well, it's part of my job description,
不过 如果你不好意思 but if you're one of those shy guys,
可以进去里面尿 you try that stall there.
啊 里面有人耶 Uh...there's someone in there.
对 他肯定还要在里面待一会呢 And they're gonna be in there for a long time, too.
我说过别吃 这里的海鲜的 I told him to stay away from the calamari.
有些人以为自己的胃是铁打的 Some folks think they can eat anything that crawls.
拜托一下？ Would you mind?
请问一下？ Excuse me?
这里面为什么会有冰块？ Why is there ice in there?
噢 我可不敢用手拿 Ooh! I wouldn't have done that.
噢 Oh!
你很擅长这个呀 You're good at that.
看起来好像很简单 You make it look so easy.
你干脆帮我照个像好了 Why don't you just take a picture?
好的 All right.
行了 Here goes.
恶心 皱巴巴的 太恶心 Disgusting! Wrinkly! Gross!
噢 我以前从没这样尿过 Oh! I've never done this before.
喷的到处都是 It's going all over.
你最好对准某个东西 It's always good to aim at something,
象那个烟头 或是那个除臭薄荷球 Like that cigarette there... or the big mint.
它四处乱射 It's going everywhere!
你握住它 You got to hold on to it.
不要太紧 让它知道你是老大就行 Not too tight, but enough to let it know you're the boss.
噢 Oh!
看到那只苍蝇了？ See that fly?
瞄准它 Aim for it.
这 这很有帮助 That's ... that's helping.
这就行了 That's it.
记住 你要是甩超过两次以上 Remember, if you shake it more than twice,
你就是在“玩”它 you're playing with it.
真不知道该怎么感谢你 I don't know how I could ever thank you.
Hi!
真是个特别的经历 That was an experience.
这是你的饮料 Here's your drink.
里面有冰块吗？ Is there any ice in here?
没有 No.
谢天谢地 Thank God!
嘿 你不就是那个 Hey...aren't you that chick
跟大学生上床的辣妹吗？ who's having sex with that college guy?
不是 No!
想玩吗？ Wanna be?
她对你不感兴趣 知道了吗？ She's not interested, okay?
所以 为什么你不滚远点呢？ So why don't you just back off?
好的 老大爷 Okay, Grandpa.
你以为你是谁 拉皮条的 她们是你的小姐吗？ What are you, their pimp, and these are your skank hoes?
你 现在跟我出去 You and me, right now ... let's go.
去哪儿？ Where we going?
不... - - No!
杰西 Jess!
-上啊 杰西 上啊 -你能行的 - Come on, Jess. Come on! - You can do it.
放马过来啊 老阿伯？快啊 What do you got, geezer? Come on!
你能行的 上啊 You can do it! Come on!
让我看看你的能耐 Show me what you got!
出招吧 Come on!
搞什么 What the...
他在干嘛呢？ What's he doing?
好像是...什么跆“同志”拳道 Some kind of Tae-Queer-Do.
就这样 That's it!
不要啊 No! A
哈哈 Ha ha!
杰西 Jess!
那真的很疼 That really does hurt.
谢谢你为我挺身而出 Thanks for sticking up for me.
去海扁他一顿吧 Now go kick some ass.
你以为你站着尿尿 就了不起啊？ You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis.
换种护发素吧 Get a new conditioner.
你的头发都分岔了 Your ends are totally split.
你真牛 You rock!
艾普尔 真的吗？ April, I don't know.
噢 来吧 这是你上学的唯一方法 Oh, come on. This is the only way you can be in school.
杰克来了 Here comes Jake.
嘿 宝贝 - Hi! - Hey, baby.
So, skiing sucked.
滑雪真没劲
你啥都没错过 雪全化了 I mean, you didn't miss a thing. It was all mushed out.
噢 Oh...
What's with the scarf?
干吗戴着围巾？
啊 这里有点凉飕飕的 It's kinda chilly in here.
我出雪疹 Ski rash.
那么 我快要 So, I'm gonna ...
好了...我该上课去了 好吧 I better ... I'm gonna go to class, so...all right.
艾普尔 我为你难过 April, I am so sorry.
他甚至没有请我去舞会 He didn't even ask me to the prom.
我跟杰克玩完了 Jake and I are so over.
好了 Okay...
现在 你进去 Now, you get in there.
记住了 你的名字是“斯潘塞” And remember ... your name is Spence.
我必须告诉你...斯潘塞... 这有许多应聘的 I must tell you...Spence, uh, there are applicants
他们都有过做清洁工的经验 who actually have prior janitorial experience.
您的头发 Your hair ...
真有弹性啊 it has such bounce.
噢 是新的营养护发素 Oh, it's this new cream ri...
嗯 不管什么 象 象我说的 Um, anyway, a-as I was saying,
您还没有向我提供你的... you haven't really provided me with ...
你看 啊 Look, uh...
啊 老实告诉你 Uh, I'll be honest with you.
我是个怀才不遇的音乐家 I'm a struggling musician.
从小时候我就开始吹大号 Ever since my days playing the tuba
在中学的军乐队里 in the high-school marching band ...
你 你 你也吹低音大号吗？ Y-You ... you ... you play the tuba?
对 Yes...
在校队里 in the honor band.
噢 Oh!
好 斯潘塞 我这次为你破例 但... Well, Spence, I'd be going out on a limb here, but ...
我不会让您失望的 我保证 You won't regret it, I promise.
谢谢 伯纳德女士 谢谢 Thank you, Miss Bernard. Thank you.
别这样 叫我马杰利吧 Please, call me Marjorie.
马杰利 Marjorie.
现在 请你填完这些表格的 Now, if you'll just fill out the security portion here
关于安全这部分 of the form...
好吧 All right.
比利 Billy...
我们要谈谈 We need to talk.
谈什么？ About what?!
你去滑雪的时候 我给你打过电话 I called you on your ski trip to ...
那是你打的？ That was you?!
是啊 Yeah.
噢 上帝 Oh, God!
我可以解释 I can explain.
比利 等等 （药店） - Billy, wait! -
（卫生巾） 我该怎么办？ I gotta do what?
# Boom de rico mambo #
嗨 我想你 Hi, there. I miss you.
嗨 山姆 Hi, Sam.
嘿 塔奎托 反应快一点 Hey, Taquito, think fast.
你吓到我了 先生 You got me, sehor.
塔奎托 把球捡起来 Taquito, pick up that ball.
咱俩来打一局 You and me are gonna shoot some hoops.
# Boom de rico mambo #
盖冒 Gotcha!
回蒂华纳吧 Back to Tijuana!
# Este rico mambo #
让我给你一点家乡的感觉吧 Let me make you feel a little bit more at home.
得......-分 Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-al!
你和太太的关系怎么样了 先生？ How are things with the missus, sehor?
啊 还是没有进展 Eh, still not getting any.
上次你什么时候亲吻过她？ When was the last time you kissed her?
你是说“亲”还是“亲热”？ You mean, kiss her, or kiss her kiss her?
先生 有时候当女人对你冷落 Sehor, sometimes when a woman is ignoring you,
往往是她最需要你的时候 that's when she wants you the most.
她只是在等待你燃起她体内的火焰 She's only waiting for you to open up her passion,
就像瀑布爆发前一样 which is like a waterfall waiting to explode.
你一定常泡马子 塔奎托 You must get a lot of enchilada, Taquito.
来呀 接着打 Come on, bring it!
三分球 先生 Tres points, sehor.
走运而已 Lucky shot.
啊 Ah!
我又赢了 先生 My outs again, sehor.
你怎么知道 我不太会守右边？ How did you know I don't move so well to my right?
（在艾普尔家学习 可能在那过夜 爱你的 杰西）
鲍格尔？ CAROL: Booger?
你看见你姐姐了吗？ Oh, have you seen your sister?
我感觉好像几天没跟她说过话似的 I feel like I haven't talked to her in days.
她刚才还在 你刚好错过了 She was here a minute ago. You just missed her.
噢 Oh.
好球 Good game.
里查先生 Sehor Richie?
我要跟你说点事 I need to tell you something...
但 没法说 but I can't.
你想说什么？塔奎托？ What do you got going on, Taquito?
其实我不是园丁 I'm not really a gardener.
我同意 那些玫瑰看起来糟透了 I agree with that. The roses look like shit.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
好了 不要紧 大家伙 Come on, now, easy there, big fella.
只是些玫瑰罢了 They're just roses.
我想告诉你 I want to tell you...
我认为你是这世界上最棒的老爸 I think you're the greatest dad in the world.
有你当爸爸是孩子的福气 Any kid would be lucky to have you as their father.
谢谢 塔奎托 Thanks, Taquito.
你要是输球岂不是更恐怖？ I'd hate to see you after you lose a game.
你有没有吃"缚狼汁" EDEN: Okay, did you eat any wolfsbane?
噢 没有 Uh, no.
或者和周公上床 Any sex with a leprechaun?
最近没有 Not recently.
（满月魔法 增加魔力的物品）
噢 上帝 Oh, my God.
它们该贴个警告的 You know, they should come with a warning ...
说"戴上此耳环会长'小弟弟'" "earrings may come with penis."
这是非常严重的问题 This be some serious shit.
这对耳环曾经属于纳瓦公主 Those belonged to Princess Nawa.
有个传说 There's a myth
她用这对耳环躲过一场不幸的婚姻 of her using the earrings to escape a bad marriage.
但她却不知道 But she didn't know
必须让两个耳环再凑回到一块儿 that she had to bring the earrings back together,
结果她后半辈子 都只能当奴婢 and she lived out her life as a slave girl.
现在看来 这个传说是真的了 Now, it appears that this myth is anything but.
你能不能别敲那该死的鼓了 Would you stop with the damn drumming?
不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
我 只是对你的故事太入迷了 I...just was really getting into your story.
你一定要找到另一个耳环 You've got to find that other earring
并且要在月圆之前凑成一对 and unite them before the full moon end.
（悬赏遗失耳环）
# I'm a messed-up kid #
# With a messed-up head #
# Driving this wreck of a life #
宝贝 我撑得住 别担心 I got you, babe. Don't worry about it.
# 'Cause my messed-up parents #
嘿 玲玲 - - Hey, Ling-Ling!
玲玲 Ling-Ling!
玲玲 看 Ling-Ling, look!
看 我也帮忙 我帮你忙了 Look, I help! I help you!
# They're all a mess just like me #
# If you put us all together #
# It gets really ugly #
# I'm a mess #
嘿 比利 Hey, Billy.
他没事吧？ Is he okay?
怎么了 哥们？ JAKE: What's the matter, man?
你怕那个清洁工会看见你的小弟弟？ You afraid the janitor's gonna see your dingdong?
那么你跟你的舞会皇后怎么样了？ So, what's up with you and the prom queen?
我不知道 I don't know.
我本以为一切都正常 可是我想我错了 I thought everything was fine, but I guess I was wrong.
看 这是为什么你要有个备用的 哥们 See, that's why you gotta have a spare, man.
艾普尔就是我的备用的 That's what April is. She's my spare.
备用？ Spare?
是的 后备女朋友 Yeah, she's my backup.
我的意思是 上她的感觉不错 毫无疑问 I mean, she was a fun ride ... no doubt about this ...
但她毕竟是二手车了 but she is a previously owned vehicle.
我喜欢那个新车的味道 I'm into that new-car smell.
王八蛋 JESSlCA: You asshole!
那-那些乱扔毛巾的人 W-Whoever left these towels over here...
都是王八蛋 is an asshole.
现在 我新认识个妞 Now, this new chick I got ...
哥们 她会是舞会上最热的女孩 dude, she is gonna be the hottest chick at the prom.
我打赌 她的一个火辣的朋友 I bet one of her little hottie friends
会喜欢和四分位约会的 would love to go out with the quarterback.
-噢 我不知道 哥们 -来吧 没问题 - Oh, I don't know, man. - Come on, man.
也许这回不会交到 杰西卡那种死鱼 Maybe this one will put out, unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
你去死吧 You go to hell!
没关水龙头的 Whoever left these showers on...
都 去死吧 go to...hell.
嘿 Hey...
杰西卡可不是死鱼 好吗？ Jessica's anything but a cold fish, all right?
她是世界上最迷人的女孩了 She's the most amazing girl in the whole world.
哥们 你都从来没有出去加州 Dude, you've never even been out of California.
我不管 I don't care.
我爱她 I love her.
我的意思是 她以为我 I mean, I know she thinks
只想和她上床 I only want to have sex with her,
但我不是那样的 but that's not what it's about.
我的意思是 等那个时刻来了 I mean, when that moment comes...
我想要它是完美的 I want it to be perfect.
喔 Wow.
这是我所听过 最“同志”的事了 That is the gayest thing I have ever heard.
只有她能让我怦然心动 She's the only girl that makes my heart
是她让我的心忽上忽下 beat faster and slower at the same time.
不和她在一起的时候 When I'm not with her...
我就如行尸走肉 I'm not living.
只有等到我能再次挽她入怀 才能让我感觉自己还活着 I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
你真是GAY、同志、大玻璃 Gay, gay, gay, gay.
有人在柜子里大便 Somebody shit in the locker.
我能帮你找找吗？ Can I help you find something?
我-我在找我的 l-I was looking for my...
耳环 earring.
我 不小心掉进 It, uh, accidentally fell...
割草机里了 into the lawn mower...
然后 又弹进这个窗户里了 and, uh...ricocheted into the window.
我喜欢戴耳环的男人 I've always liked earrings on men.
想来点柠檬水吗？ Would you like some lemonade?
来 塔奎托 Here you go, Taquito.
吃吧 这可是墨西哥口味的 It's got a Mexican flavor to it.
这该死的东西到底是什么？ What the hell is that?!
墨西哥玉米饼啊 加了点辣 Quesadilla and spicy menudo with jalapehos ...
你的家乡菜 your national dish.
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
我好久没有听到你的笑声了 It's been so long since I heard you laugh.
我的意思是 I mean...
从我到这工作开始 since I started working here.
放开我 Back!
噢 我...我很抱歉 Oh, I ... I am so sorry.
没关系 - - No problemo.
没关系 No problemo.
凯罗尔 凯罗尔 别这样 Carol! Carol! Please!
这至少有5种不同理由 This would be very unnatural for me
让我感到不自然 in at least five different ways!
那么 你喜欢男人？ So...you like men?
当然 是的 Of course I do.
你以为呢？ What do you think?
噢 Oh...
凯罗尔... Carol...
你是个美丽又性感的女人 You are a beautiful and very desirable woman.
你还有个死也不要和你分开的老公 And you have a husband who's dying to be with you.
他-他那样说的？ H-He said that?
是 Yes.
我修饰了一些字 但没错 I cleaned up the language a bit, but...yes.
我知道了 I know!
我们来擦脚指甲油吧 Let's go paint your toenails.
然后我再帮你洗头 Then we'll wash your hair!
我女儿...杰西卡...以前常这样帮我 My daughter, Jessie, used to do those things for me.
我今天代替她 I'll make up for that right now.
来呀 Come on...
让你的男人看看他错过的东西 Let's show that man of yours what he's been missing.
来吧 - - Come on!
好 Okay!
噢-噢 噢-噢 Uh-huh, uh-huh.
对 就这 对 对 Si, yeah, si, si.
噢 真爽 Uh-huh. Okay.
对 噢 对 对 Si, uh-huh, si, si.
对 对 - Si, si. -
左边...噢 右边右边右边 To the left ... ooh, right, right, right, right!
噢 真棒 噢 Oh, yes! Oh!
-对 -我喜欢这样 噢 真舒服 - Si. - I love that. Oh, yes!
凯罗尔 - Carol! -
你们怎么能!?在我的房子里!? How could you?! In my own house?!
先生... Sehor ...
还有你 塔奎托...我们本是朋友啊! And you, Taquito ... we were supposed to be amigos!
-只是在用它刮后背 -给我出去 - The loofah for the scrubbing. - Get out!
先生 关于洗澡...我 Sehor, is for the ... the bath. I was ...
-住口 -我只是在刮背 - Shut up-o. - I was scrubbing.
-出去 -先生 - Out! - Sehor...
里查 里查 Richie, Richie...
真的 不是你想像的那样 Really, i-it's ... it's not what you think.
都是我的错 It's my own fault.
噢 孩子他爸 Oh, Daddy!
噢 噢 孩子他爸 - - Oh! Oh, Daddy!
看这些耳环 Look at all these earrings.
没希望了 It's hopeless.
对不起 I'm sorry.
舞会只有三天了 The prom's in three days.
更别提啦啦队比赛了 Forget about the cheer competition.
我曾经拥有一切 I had it all.
而我却从没有珍惜过 And I never really appreciated it.
我总认为别人对我好是理所当然的 I took everybody for granted.
噢 还有今天 我爸撞见我和我妈在浴缸里 Oh, and today, my dad walked in on me and my mom in the tub.
我想我的园丁的工作已经丢了 I think I may have lost my job as gardener.
这么说我有点不好意思 You know, I'm kinda sorry to say this,
但这样蛮好玩的 but...this has been really fun.
可不是嘛 Yeah, right.
嘿 宝贝 我是杰克 Hey, babe, it's Jake.
听着 打完以后我有半小时 Listen, I got a half-hour after wrestling.
我可以先冲个澡 或者直接过去 I can either take a shower or I can come on over.
太迟了 老兄 Too late, dude.
她现在是我的了 She's with me right now.
她说我的小弟弟比你的大多了 She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours.
折成一半都比你的大 And that's if I fold it in half.
哇... Wha...
不会吧 - No way! -
噢 老天 你真棒 斯班瑟 Oh, my God, that was awesome, Spence.
你总是很棒 Anytime.
你知道 我原本真以为我在恋爱呢 You know, I really thought I was in love.
你怎么才知道爱是真的呢？ How do you know for sure, anyway?
我认为 当你找到一个人 I think it's when you find someone
当你和他在一起的时候 你还是做你自己 that you can really be yourself with...
和他分享一切 你知道？ share anything...you know?
你的意思是 象最好的朋友？ You mean like best friends?
对 Yeah.
当你觉的没有他的时候 你甚至 Love's when you can't even imagine
不能想象你的生活会是什么样子 what your life would be like without that other person,
当你不能用言语表达内心 的感受的时候 真爱就来了 when words don't come close to how your heart really feels.
虽然其他人可能无法理解 And even though it doesn't make sense to other people,
你总想着和他在一起 you know you're meant to be together.
是的 Yeah.
然后 你会整晚地想着他 And you spend all night thinking about him.
到了早上 你也不会觉的困 And in the morning, you've never felt more rested.
噢 这好象你必须要抓住什么似的 Oh, it's like you have to grab on to something,
好像你的整个身体要飘起来一样 'cause it seems like your whole body's about to float away.
好的 Okay...
什么？ - - What?
我有个主意 I have an idea.
什么什么？ What? What, what?
-说呀 -这听起来有点疯狂 - Tell ... - It might sound kind of crazy.
说吧 说吧 什么？ Tell me. Tell me. What?
为什么你不和我一起去舞会呢？ Why don't you and l go to the prom together?
那一定很劲爆 That would be awesome!
-对啊 -太棒了 - Yeah! - Yeah!
酷毙了 So cool!
杰克会嫉妒死的 We'd make Jake so jealous.
对啊 Yeah.
我要尿尿、我要尿尿 I got to pee. Ooh, I got to pee.
糟糕 - - Oh, jeez!
抱歉 我会清干净 Sorry, I'll get that.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我来清 I'll get it.
抱歉 Sorry.
# Ash to ash #
# And dust to dust #
# We dream of... #
杰西卡？ Jessica?
# We sold you... #
杰西卡？ Jessica?!
# Our trust #
杰西卡 Jessica!
噢 杰西卡 Oh, Jessica.
噢 噢 感谢上帝 Oh. Oh, thank God.
我爱你 宝贝 I love you, baby.
我愿意为你做一切 I would do anything for you.
是吗？ Yeah?
嗯 你带了多少钱 Uh...how much money you got?
什么？ What?
你身上有多少钱 How much money you got?
噢 Um...
大概40美元？ About $40.
那是你的车？ That your car?
是我老爸的 It's my dad's.
你知道的啊 You know that.
噢 对 正点 Oh, yeah. Cool.
给我钥匙 Give me the keys.
哦 谢了 Oh. Thanks.
嘿 噢 那么 噢 你-你叫什么名字来着？ Hey, uh, so, uh, w-what'd you say your name was?
比利 Billy.
噢 对 噢 Oh, yeah. Ooh.
放松点 鲍比 Take it easy, Bobby.
是"比利" It's "Billy."
啊 Ah!
耶 Yeah.
杰西卡人呢？ Where's Jessica?
别着急 班纳德校长 Don't worry, Miss Bernard.
她会到的 She'll be here.
嘿 Hey.
我希望这个真能奏效 杰西卡 I really hope this works, Jessica.
来吧 我们大显身手吧 Come on, let's go kick some ass.
好的 Okay.
啊 噢 Aah. Oh!
哥们 杰西卡上场了 Dude, there's Jessica.
不可能 Whatever.
老兄 Dude!
第一个 Number one!
她真的爱我 She does love me.
# Are you feeling fierce? #
# It's tricky to rock a rhyme #
# To rock a rhyme that's right on time #
# It's tricky #
# It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky #
小蜜蜂来了 ALL: The Bees are coming! The Bees are coming!
来叮我把 Sting this!
是你 是你 我看见你了 That's you! That's you! I see you!
噢 杰 - - Oh! Je...
噢 哥们怎么了 Oh, come on, man.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
站在我们面前的身穿蜜蜂衣服 it appears the older gentleman in the bee outfit
戴着假胸的中年男子 是学校的清洁工 with the fake boobs is the school janitor.
根据比赛规则第31条C款 As per Section 31C of the rule book,
学校职工允许扮演吉祥物 school employees are allowed to be mascots.
请为本次新的冠军 Say hello to your new champions ...
蜜蜂队欢呼 the Bridgetown Honeys!
# Give me all your fear #
# Throw it all away #
# And think about the good things #
# No matter what they say #
# We'll take tomorrow, baby, yeah #
# One day at a time #
现在是一则很奇怪的新闻 WOMAN ON TV: Here's a bizarre story for you ...
警方目前正在搜寻这位“辣妹大盗” police are now searching for the hot chick bandit ...
一位漂亮的女士 诱骗男士到黑暗处 a beautiful young woman who lures men into dark alleyways,
然后爆打他们 并抢走钱包 beats them senseless, and takes their wallets.
我们开始以为她可能需要帮助 Well, we thought maybe she needed some help.
是 我们是乐于助人的 Yeah, we're helpful guys.
但我们一走进胡同 她就开始打我 So we went into the alley, and then she starts wailing on me.
我跟你说 她的身手可不像女孩子 And let me tell you ... she didn't hit like a girl.
有幸的是 菲特茨先生 Luckily, Fitzy, the good guy that he is ...
他拿着摄像机躲在一个垃圾筒后面 he was hiding behind a dumpster with a video camera.
看起来她很会打人 Looks like she worked you over pretty good.
是啊 对 别误会我... Yeah, well, don't get me wrong ...
是我挨了几下 I got some shots in.
为什么？噢 上帝 Why? Oh, God.
噢 天啊 疼死了 Oh, God, that hurt.
为什么会这样 ？ - Why?!
嗨 我是艾普尔 请留言 Hi, it's April. Leave me a message.
艾普尔 我是希尔顿伯格 - - April, it's Hildenburg.
我想我发现杰西卡的身体了 她在一个酒馆傍边的巷子里 I think I found Jessica's body. It's in an alley outside a bar.
但我们必须快点行动 因为警察也在找她 But we got to move fast, because the police are looking for it.
给我回电话 - Call me back.
杰西卡？ Jessica?
现在不行 鲍格尔 Not now, Booger.
我就知道 I knew it!
杰西 是你 Jessie, it is you!
你为什么没有告发我？ How come you didn't snitch on me?
因为你是我姐姐呀 'Cause you're my sister,
不管你是谁 我都会接受你的 and I accept you for who you are.
过来 Come here.
你真是个小怪胎 You are such a little weirdo.
# That's right, don't be looking at me like that #
# See, my name is Grandma Funk, y'all #
# Funk if you're nasty, darling #
噢 真够呛的 Sweet as cand-y!
玲玲 KEEClA'S MOTHER: Ling-Ling!
L - l - N - G (玲玲） 电话响起嘛铃铃铃 "L" to the "l" to the "N" to the "G."
你忘了你的链链了 Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling-bling.
妈妈 你这是在毁掉我的生活 Mom... you're ruining my life!
我只是想顺路看看你 I just want to meet you halfway.
# Are you ready to get down, get funky? #
来嘛 和好嘛 Nigga, "prease"!
真希望我妈妈能给我送来一条链子 I wish my mama got me some bling-bling.
亲爱的 如果你不要她做妈妈 Honey, if you don't want her as your mama,
我要她了 I'll take her.
美女告辞了 - Girl, please. - Girl, please.
# Uh! #
# What? # # Uh! #
# Come on! # # Uh! #
# Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey #
# Whoa, pretty, pretty shy one #
# Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey #
# Whoa, pretty, pretty fly one #
你还认为我有机会当舞会皇后吗？ You still think I have a chance at prom queen?
不能 No.
好吧 Okay.
妈 Mom!
对不起 I'm sorry.
但是干吗你老在我的朋友面前 But why do you have to keep embarrassing me
让我难堪？ in front of my friends?
你不是因我而羞愧 You're not ashamed of me.
你是因为你自己而羞愧 You're really ashamed of yourself.
告诉露露... Tell Lulu ...
别抽太多大麻了 easy on the chronic.
# Bow down # # When I come to your town #
# Bow down # # When I'm Westward bound #
# Bow down #
# 'Cause I ain't a hater like you #
# Bow down to a dealer that's greater than you #
# I take ten steps, and I draw #
噢 Ohhh! Oh! Oh!
噢 嘿嘿 凯罗尔 Oh, h-h-hi, Carol.
杰西卡没有在这里 Jessica didn't get ready here.
不不 她这个星期都没有来过 No. No, she hasn't been here all week.
噢 我就知道 Oh! I knew it!
艾普尔和杰西卡在搞点什么 Something is going on with Jessica and April.
噢 噢 我一定要查个水落石出 Oh...oh, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
你要是搅了艾普尔的舞会 我就会把你关起来 If you ruin April's night, I will have you put away.
你-你要是不帮我 我-我自己来 I-lf you're not gonna help me, l-I'm gonna do it myself.
# So I'm a little left of center #
# I'm a little out of tune #
我想这里不错 I think this is a good spot.
# Some say I'm paranormal #
杰克肯定会从这里经过 Jake's got to come right by here.
我不在乎杰克了 I don't really care about Jake anymore.
不是不该了 他是个讨厌的家伙 You shouldn't. He's a jerk.
今晚我只想跟你在一起 There's no one I'd rather be with here tonight.
# I don't care what they're saying #
我也是 Me either.
# As long as I'm your girl #
艾普尔 今天晚上你看上去真漂亮 April, you look so beautiful tonight.
没有人能象你这么为我着想了 No one has ever been there for me like you have.
你总是在那里保护我 You've always been there for me.
有你当女朋友是男人的荣幸 Any guy would be so lucky to have you as their girlfriend.
我知道 And I should know.
我当男人都快一星期了 I've been a guy for almost a week now.
这段时间里 你一直是好的朋友 And in that time, you have been such a good friend to me.
我真不知道该怎么感谢你才好 I don't know how I could ever thank you.
他来了 Here he comes.
你的裙子很棒 That dress looks great.
方便脱下来吗？ Is it easy to get out of?
老天 God.
噢 Oh...
我现在真觉得自己是同性恋了 I am so lesbian right now.
我们成功了 We totally nailed him.
杰克嫉妒的半死 Jake is so jealous.
他把饮料全撒到他的女友身上了 He spilled his drink all over his date.
你要看见就好了 You should've seen it.
我们成功了 亲爱的 他看不见我们了 We already got him, honey. He can't see us anym...
斯班瑟 我爱你 Spence, I love you.
我也喜欢你 艾普尔 I love you, too, April.
如果你现在不抓紧我 If you weren't holding on to me right now...
我会飞上天的 I'd float away.
你是我最好的朋友 而现在又变成男的 You're my best friend, and now you're a guy.
这是上天注定 It's meant to be.
艾普尔... April...
你不需要我或者任何男人 you don't need me or any guy
让你感到美丽、特别 to make you feel beautiful and special...
因为你本来就是 because you are.
你是世界上最棒的女孩 You are the greatest girl in the whole world.
你只需要你自己 You are all you need.
我知道这很疯狂 但我情不自禁 I know it's crazy, but I can't help it.
我爱上你了 斯班瑟 I'm in love with you, Spence.
艾普尔 April...
你没事吧？ You gonna be okay?
对不起 I'm sorry.
不要这样 Don't be.
我们千万别因为一点象 We're not gonna let a little thing like...
"我变成男的你又想和我在一起"这样的小事 me turning into a man and you wanting to be with me
破坏我们的友谊 对吧？ get in the way of our friendship, are we?
我爱的是比利 I'm in love with Billy.
如果我永远是这样子 And if I'm gonna be stuck like this forever,
他就得接受这样的我... he's just gonna have to accept me as I am ...
一个男人 a man.
那是我的男人 That's my man.
我知道谁在用杰西卡的身体 I think I know who's in Jessica's body.
而且我知道在哪能找到他 And I know where we can find him.
我们去找杰西卡 然后离开这里 Let's find Jessica and get out of here.
希尔顿伯格 掩护我们 Hildenburg, you know what to do.
快走 Come on.
来啊 Come on.
这女的真够大的 - - MAN: That's a huge bitch.
我没看见她来 I didn't see it coming.
别做梦了 No way, man.
闪开 他是我的 Scoot. He's mine.
噢 小子 你是哪根葱 Mmm, boy, I don't think so.
走开 Get away!
比利 Billy...
是我...杰西卡 It's me ... Jessica.
一直都是我 It's always been me.
先生 Mister...
你惹毛我了 you're freaking me out.
当我碰你那里的时候 You know how when I touch you there,
会让你整条腿颤抖 it makes your whole leg tingle?
还有 如果我碰你这里 And when I touch you here...
不不 不可能的 No. No. No, it can't be.
你还记得 上次校友联赛 Do you remember after the homecoming game...
在你带队击败卡蒙高中后 after you threw the winning pass to beat Carlmont,
我们跑到到计分牌后面... you and I went behind the scoreboard and...
你得相信我 You got to believe me.
笨蛋小比利 Silly...Billy...nilly.
只要闭上眼睛 Just close your eyes.
你就会知道是我的 You'll know it's me.
噢 我不能 我做不到 Oh! I can't! I can't do it!
你说过无论如何你都会爱我的 You always said you'd love me no matter what.
但是我...你是个30多岁的老男人 But... I ... you're a 30-year-old dude!
那只是外表而已嘛 Just on the outside!
比利 Billy!
我们找到你的身体了 We found your body.
-会没事的 -你肯定她还好吗？ - lt'll be fine. - Are you sure she's all right?
我肯定一切都会好的 I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
鲍格尔 快点 Booger, hurry up!
快点 小子 Come on, buddy!
想穿高跟鞋就得学会穿着它跑 （钢管野猫） You got to learn to run in those heels if you're gonna wear them.
（钢管野猫）
# Oh, what, wow #
# He's the greatest dancer # There you go, sweetheart.
# That I've ever seen #
# I've ever seen #
# Oh, what, wow #
# He's the greatest dancer #
# Oh, what, wow #
# That I've ever seen #
噢 糟了 Oh, shit!
就就知道今天晚上有好戏看 I knew it was gonna be a good night.
哇 天啊 Ow! God.
谢谢 希尔顿伯格 Thanks, Hildenburg.
我要我的身体马上换回来 I want my body back right now!
谁捡到的就是谁的 甜心 Well, finders keepers, sweetheart.
你竟敢？这会搞坏我的肺 How dare you?! Do you know what this could do to my lungs?!
把耳环给我 把耳环给我 You give me that earring! Give me that earring!
给我耳环 You give me that earring.
给我 给我 给我 Give it to me. Give it. Give it to me.
好的,好的 Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
坐下 放松 别激动 Sit down. Calm down. Calm down.
我们做笔交易 如何？ I'll make you a deal, okay?
现在 Now...
让我今晚再赚个500块 如何？ just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, okay?
然后我会把身体还给你 And then I'll give you your body back
既然她对你这么重要 'cause it's so important to you.
我要为我的宝贝身体哭了 "I'm crying about my body."
然后 And then...
每隔一个周末你可以把身体借我用用 you can just loan it to me every other weekend
好让我赚钱还赌债 and ... so I can pay off some gambling debts.
周末？借给你身体？ Weekends ... loan you my body.
我要拿回我的身体 I want my body back!
把我的身体给我 Give me my body back!
给我... - Give ... -
嘿 Hey...
看着我 Look at me.
我只警告你一次 I'm only gonna tell you this once ...
不准掐舞女的脖子 否则滚蛋 no strangling the dancers or you are out of here!
你不认字啊？ Can't you read?
（严禁勒住舞者）
# What are you waiting for? #
这才像样嘛 Now, this is more like it.
我去方便一下 I got to hit the head.
# Give it to me #
# Life is what you make it #
# And it can pass you by #
嘿 别担心 Hey, don't worry.
我们会待到他的 We're gonna get him.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, babe.
甜心 Sweetheart.
嘿 Hey...
不会吧 No way!
杰西卡？原来你在这混？ Jessica?! This is where you've been?
I want a dance from you!
我买你跳只钢管舞
那么 脱衣舞一定很有趣 嗯？ So, dancing naked must be fun, huh?
是的 当然 Yeah, sure...
为什么不呢？ why wouldn't it be?
你们大麻都藏哪里？ Where do you keep your weed, though?
# Give it to me, give it to me #
真棒 That's good.
我就没那么好的洞穴 I don't have one of those.
好啊 Sure.
再见 斯班瑟 Bye, Spence.
你永远是我最好的好朋友 You'll always be my best friend.
永远 Forever.
比利？ Billy?
嗨 斯班瑟太太 Hi, Mrs. Spencer.
斯班瑟生先 Mr. Spencer.
你好吗 鲍格尔 How's it going, Booger?
这里不是舞会会场嘛 This isn't the prom.
噢 我的老天 Oh, my God.
# More than a woman #
有变化吗？ Anything yet?
没有 No.
快点 摇啊 跳啊 There you go! Come on, shake it!
呜 你这个淘气的小蜜蜂 Whoo! You naughty little Honeybee.
是的 你是 Yes, you are!
有变化吗？ Anything yet?
没有 No.
我没事 我没... I'm all right. I'm o...
# Hey, yeah, yeah #
# More than a woman, you'll see #
# Aah #
# More than a woman #
# Ye-e-e-e-ah #
# More than a woman #
嘿 哥们 到我这跳一个 Hey, buddy? How about a lap dance?
#...you'll see #
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
# More than a woman, you'll see #
嘿 你不认字吗？ Hey! Can't you read?!
周一才是“同志”之夜 Monday night's gay night.
什么？ What?
是原来的“我”吗？ It's me?
真的？ Really?
是 It is!
真的是 It really is!
塔奎托？ Taquito?
真的是你 It's really you.
比利 Billy.
听着 我-我真-真 Listen, l...I'm so so...
无所谓 Doesn't matter.
全都无所谓 Nothing matters.
我对那个和我去舞会的女孩没兴趣 I don't care about the other girl I took to the prom.
我不介意杰克怎么想 I don't care what Jake thinks.
我也不介意你拿走我的钱 I don't care that you took my money,
偷走我爸爸的车 stole my dad's car,
甚至 想开车撞死我 and...tried to run me down with it.
不 我... No, I ...
这些都不重要 None of that matters.
我还会试着接受 I'll even try to find a way
你是钢管女郎的事实 to get over your new job as an exotic dancer.
比利 Billy...
你感觉到了吗？ do you feel that?
你是唯一能让我 You are the only boy who makes my heart
怦然心动的男孩 beat faster and slower at the same time.
我要撤销控告 I'm not pressing charges.
嘿 你最好回到台上去 小姐 Hey, you better get back onstage, little lady.
这位小姐唯一要去的地方 The only place this little lady is going
是和我与我太太回家 is home with me and my wife.
嘿 你把我这里当成什么地方了？ Hey, what kind of a place do you think I'm running here, pal?!
毕业典礼 发言人 Class valedictorian ...
凯西*玲玲*杰克逊 Keecia "Ling-Ling" Jackson.
首先 KEEClA: First of all,
我很骄傲自己是半个韩国人 I'd like to say I'm very proud to be half Korean.
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, honey!
但你别忘了 你还是四分之一犹太人 But don't forget ... you're also one-quarter Jewish!
祝你好运, 宝贝 Mazel tov, baby!
沙拉蒙 Shalom!
# I'd do anything #
# Just to hold you in my arms #
# To try to make you laugh #
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
嘿 情况怎样？ Hey, how's it going?
嘿 谢谢救我出去 伙计 Hey, thanks for helping me out, man.
你是个好人 你是个好伙计 You're a good man. You're a good guy.
# You'll never find #
# Another love like mine #
（花絮在 01：39：26） # It's all right, it's okay #
# I'll keep holding on today #
# 'Cause I'm waiting for the starlight in your eyes #
# No more faith, no more hope #
# All that I can do is grope #
# For a shred of loving care from my girl #
# The pain you felt has burdened you #
# You can't feel love #
# I'm glad that I have been with you #
# But that's not enough #
# In your arms, I would be #
# Overjoyed as any boy #
# Holding on to what he loves #
# Oh, so much #
# The pain you felt has burdened you #
# You can't feel love #
# I'm glad that I have been with you #
# But that's not enough #
# In your arms, I would be #
# Overjoyed as any boy #
# Holding on to what he loves #
# Oh, so much #
# Holding on to what he loves #
# Oh, so much #
# Holding on to what he loves #
# Oh, so much #
开始 MAN: Action!
好 我们想想 APRlL: Okay, let's think.
这会是什么造成的？ What could have caused this?
不知耶 No clue.
我家以前是个老坟场 抱歉 I mean, my house is built on an old lndian burial ground ...
抱歉 再来一次 Sorry. Let's try again.
好 我们想想 Okay, let's think.
这会是什么造成的？ What could have caused this?
对不起 Sorry.
好 我们想想 Okay, let's think.
这会是什么造成的？ What could have caused this?
不知耶 No clue.
再来一次 One more time.
这会是什么造成的？ What could have caused this?
好吧 再来一次 Okay, one more time.
好 我们想想 Okay, let's think.
这会是什么造成的？ What could have caused this?
好吧 Okay.
好吧 再一次 我准备好了 Okay, one more time. I'm ready.
好了 我会搞定的 Okay, I'll get it.
我习惯了 I'm used to it.
我还要参加啦啦队比赛 还有舞会 I've got cheerleading practice, the prom.
噢 等等 Oh h-hang on.
开始 Action!
不知耶 No clue.
停 WOMAN: Cut!
开始 MAN: Action!
不知道耶 No clue.
我家以前是个老坟场 I mean, my house is built on an old lndian burial ground.
抱歉 Sorr...
我们继续 Aha! Here we go.
抱歉 Sorry.
开始 MAN: Action!
不知道耶 No clue.
我是说 I mean ...
抱歉 我会搞定的 Sorry. I'll get through it.
我们继续 对不起 给我那个 A Here we go. I'm sorry. Give me that.
你的意思是说 Are you saying...
大家都认为我很完美？ people think I'm perfect?
你的意思是说 Are you saying...
大家都认为我很完美？ people think I'm perfect?
对不起 Sorry.
你的意思是说 Are you saying...
大家都认为我很完美？ people think I'm perfect?
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
可以了吗？ Then we got it?
- 我想我们搞定了 - 很好 - I think we got it. - All right.