译者/微博@ Emtee 微信公号 emteeoa
你不能在这里抽烟 You can't smoke here.
室外也不行? What, even outside?
室内更不行 Not even inside.
好吧 请原谅 巴林杰先生 Uh, well... Pardon me, Mr. Ballinger.
或者 我是否能称呼您为 Or may I call you ...
大师 Maestro?
新环球小姐折冠
- 您假期过得怎么样 - 很好 谢谢 - May I ask how your holiday is going? - Very well, thank you.
您常来这里? You've been coming here long?
我一直来这里 大概有20年了 I've been coming here for about twenty years.
我过去常和我妻子来 现在我一个人常来 I used to come with my wife and now I keep coming on my own.
为什么来瑞士 大师 Why... why Switzerland, Maestro?
这里靠近意大利 在伦敦和纽约之后 Well, it's close to Italy, and after London and New York ...
我在威尼斯乐团做指挥 ... I was director at the Venice orchestra.
- 当然了 - 做了24年 - Of course! - For twenty-four years.
我真蠢 Silly of me!
那您还在指挥或创作吗 大师 And are you still directing or composing, Maestro?
不了 我退休了 No. I'm retired.
大师 就如我在信中向您透露的那样 Maestro, as I indicated you In my letter, I work ...
我为白金汉宫的授权及项目办公室工作 ... For the Entitlements and Events Office at the Buckingham Palace.
- 你为女王工作? - 某种意义上来说 是的 - You work for the Queen? - In a sense, yes.
很好 我发觉君主制很讨人喜欢 Good. I find Monarchies so endearing.
容我问一句 大师 If I may, Maestro ...
您到底为什么会发觉君主制讨人喜欢 Why exactly do You find the monarchy endearing?
因为它很脆弱 Well, because it's so vulnerable.
你们除去一个人 You eliminate one person ...
然后突然 ... And all of a sudden ...
整个世界改变了 ... The whole world changes.
像婚姻一样 Like in a marriage.
大师 女王陛下将荣幸地 Maestro, Her Majesty The Queen would be honoured to confer ..
在今年六月授予您爵士爵位 ... The knighthood upon You this coming June.
- 不错啊 - 女王陛下会很高兴得知您接受的消息 - Good. - Her Majesty The Queen will be de-lighted to learn you've accepted.
女王陛下从没因为任何事而高兴过 Her Majesty The Queen has never been de-lighted at anything.
好吧 更重要的是 Well... What is more
您的仪式恰好在 Your investiture, just so happens to coincide ...
菲利普王子殿下的生日当天举行 ... With the birthday of His Royal Highness the Prince Philip.
女王非常想为他办一场由BBC交响乐团演奏的音乐会 And the queen would very much like to give him a concert by the BBC orchestra.
我不再指挥了 I don’t conduct any more.
- 我肯定您没忘记怎么指挥 - 没错 - I'm sure you have not forgotten how it's done. - No.
我没忘记怎么指挥 I haven't forgotten how it's done.
菲利普王子和女王听到您指挥 Prince Philip and the Queen will be simply ecstatic ...
您那著名的《简颂》会十分欣喜 ... To hear you conduct your famous "Simple Songs".
我不会去指挥我的《简颂》 I wil not conduct my "Simple Songs".
为什么 Why not?
私人原因 Personal reasons.
伟大的女高音歌唱家曹秀美已经同意演唱了 The great soprano Sumi Jo has agreed to sing.
曹秀美不行 Sumi Jo won't do.
那告诉我哪个女高音可以 我们会请她来 Tell me which soprano will do and you should have her.
谁都不行 No one will do.
好吧 Very well.
我会把我们的谈话转告女王 I shall relay our conversation to the Queen.
日安 大师 Good day, Maestro.
你们看见了吗 Do you see that?
是他吗 Is that him?
怎么了 是的 Why yes...
是他 天呐 It is! God!
安吉拉 Angela!
梅勒尼 梅勒尼 Melanie! Melanie!
今天我在想我和你怎么有同样的问题 I was thinking today how You and I have the same problem.
- 是吗 - 我们整个一生中都在被误解 - Is that so? - We've been misunderstood our whole lives ...
因为我们都让自己向小小的轻率屈服过那么一次 ... because we are allowed ourselves to give in just once to a little levity.
轻率是一种无法抵抗的诱惑 Levity is an irresistible temptation.
我和所有伟大的欧洲导演和美国导演合作过 I worked with all the great European and American directors...
但是我会因Q先生而被永远铭记 ... But I'll be remembered forever for "Mister Q".
因为一个该死的机器人 For a fucking robot.
我不得不穿上200磅重的盔甲 I had to wear suit of armour that weighted two hundred pounds.
你甚至看不到我的脸 You couldn't even see my face.
但每五分钟就有人要过来提醒我 But every five minutes somebody has to come up and remind me ...
是我塑造了Q先生 ... I did "Mister Q".
同样的 他们提醒你 你创作了那些《简颂》 The same way they remind You that You did the "Simple Songs".
而他们忘了... And they forget ...
你还创作了《黑棱镜》 That you also composed "The Black Prism" ...
《哈德良的人生》和其他一切 ... "Life of Hadrian" and all the rest.
因为轻率也是 Because levity also ...
一种曲解 A perversion.
你在欧洲干嘛 What are you doing in Europe?
我在演一部新电影 一个月后在德国开机 I'm doing a new film in Germany. Starting in a month.
- 我在研究角色 - 是一个快活的角色吗 - I am developing the role. - Is it a light-hearted role?
这取决于你的看法 That depends on your point of view.
以及一切是否顺利 And is all going well?
到时候就知道了 We'll see.
对我来说很晚了 Well, it's late for me.
对我来说不晚 Not for me.
晚安 Good night.
你今天尿了吗 Did You take a piss today?
尿了两次 Twice.
- 四滴 你呢 - 一样 都差不多 - Four drops. You? - Same. More or less.
多还是少 More? Or less?
少 Less.
看他们多美啊 Look how beautiful they are.
美? Beautiful?
你只有看到他们创作剧本时才知道有多动人 If you only knew how moving it is to see them working on the script.
他们很有激情 They're so passionate.
看见那两个了吗 You see these two?
他们相恋了 但他们还不知道 They are falling in love but they don't know it yet.
- 你怎么知道 - 我知道是因为我知道... - And how do you know? - I know because I know ...
所有关乎爱情的事 ... Everything there is to know about love.
或许哪天你得给我上上课 Maybe you'll have to give me some lessons ... one day.
现在已经迟了 It's late now.
- 你有听闻最新的消息吗 - 没 - Have you heard the latest? - No.
环球小姐乔伊斯·欧文斯要来住 Joyce Owens, Miss Universe, is coming to stay.
显然她的奖励之一是我们酒店的一次免费周 Apparently, one of her prizes is a free week in our hotel.
是啊 我听说了 Yeah, I heard.
但对我来说 似乎更像是惩罚而不是奖励 But It seems more like a punishment than a prize to me.
剧本怎么样了 How's the script coming?
会成为杰作 It's going to be masterpiece.
我的遗作 And my testament.
布兰达将成为一个令人难忘的女主角 And Brenda is going to be an unforgettable leading lady.
今天我们忽然想到一个片名 We came upon a title today:
《人生的最后一天》 "Life's last day."
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
不错啊 不错 that's good, good.
我得睡觉了 I'm going to get some sleep.
晚安 Good night!
晚安 Good night.
年轻气盛 译者/微博@ Emtee 微信公号 emteeoa
那个飘浮的人在这外面 That guy who levitates is out here.
我来这里很多年了 I've been coming here for years.
他从没飘浮过 He has never levitated.
那么 你们决定去哪 So, where did You decide to go?
我们要去波利尼西亚待两周 We're going to Polynesia for two weeks.
- 朱力安可能会像往常一样热衷过头 - 很好 - Julian might go overboard as usual. - Good.
你会很高兴自己独占一整间房 现在我只是在打扰你 You're going to be be glad to have the room to yourself now. I've just been at your way.
一点也没 你在陪着我 Not at all. You've kept me company.
米克在工作 Mick is working ...
- 我无聊了 - 你一点都不会无聊的 - And I get bored. - You're not gonna be bored for a minute ...
因为我为你安排了全套服务 ... Because I have arranged the full service for you: You're going to have
你每天都会有按摩 桑拿 医生体检 a massage, sauna, check ups with the doctor every single day.
来帮你恢复身材 To help you get back in shape.
我这年纪 保持身材就是浪费时间 At my age, getting in shape is merely a waste of time.
我会更无聊的 And I will get even more bored.
你的冷漠害了你自己 爸爸 You are victim of your own apathies, Daddy.
不如这几天里你去次威尼斯 Why don't you guys go to Venice one of these days?
你可以送花给妈妈 You could bring flowers to Mommy.
我一直想告诉你 I've been meaning to tell you...
那法国人每天都发我电邮 他们... The French have emailed me every single day. They ...
坚持要你写你的回忆录 我该怎么做 Insist that you write your memoires. What should I do?
让他们坚持好了 Let them insist.
我一到那就打你电话 I'm going to call you as soon as I get there.
再见 爸爸 Bye Daddy.
玩得开心 Have fun!
你介意转过身来吗 Would you mind turning on your back, please?
疼痛之后是愉悦 After pain come pleasure.
然后又是疼痛 And then ... pain again.
- 怎么样 巴林杰先生 - 有效果 - How is it going, Mr. Ballinger? - It's going.
我不知道什么程度 但有效果 I don't know where, but it's going.
我女儿说我冷漠 My daughter says I'm apathetic.
你看 这明显吗 You see ... Is it that obvious?
你电影看的太多了 白痴 都忘了什么是生活 You've been watching too many movies, you idiot, you've forgotten what life is about.
- 没错 - 电影就是生活 - Exactly! - Well, movies are life!
你只知道指指点点 All you know how to do is criticize
你就来一次灵感也好 If you only has some inspiration for once ...
没错 Exactly!
灵感?电影学校没教过你 灵感是不存在的吗 Inspiration! Didn't they teach at the film school that inspiration does not exist?
灵感是一个谎言 Inspiration is a lie.
不存在灵感这种东西 只存在酝酿 There is no such thing as inspiration. Only fermentation.
- 没错 - 灵感是存在的 好吗 - Exactly. - Inspiration exists, all right ...
你不承认是因为你毫无天赋 You just don't recognise it because you have zero talent.
- 没错 - 你他妈的干什么呢 - Exactly. - What the fuck are you doing?
- 认同每一个人? - 是啊 当然 - Agreeing with everyone? - Yeah, of course!
我胆小又没安全感 I am timid and insecure.
我父母从没给过我任何鼓励 My parents never gave me any encouragement.
我从没有过女友 I never had a girlfriend ...
我严重怀疑我的性取向有问题 And I have some serious doubts about my sexual orientation.
别说了 你打动不了我 Stop! It'll not go into move.
我阿姨有小儿麻痹症 My aunt has polio.
你再敢说我毫无天赋试试 白痴 Don't you dare to accuse me of having no talent again, you idiot.
现在不是酝酿的时候 你这无能的寄生虫 Now there is not the time for fermentation. You talentless parasite!
够了 你们让我心烦 That's enough, you're really getting on my nerves.
我们得想个结尾 We have to come up with an ending.
你们却在浪费时间谈论哲学和大道理 And you waste your time talking Philosophy and Big Ideas.
他在他临终时 He is on his deathbed ...
几乎说不出话 He can barely talk ...
他对他妻子低语道 He whispers to his wife:
别哭泣 亲爱的 "Don't cry, honey."
你知道 我总认为哭泣的女人 又可笑又让人讨厌 "You know, I've always found women who weep frivolent and repulsive. "
- 好棒 - 这完全是个蠢主意 - Nice! - That's a totally asinine idea.
还有别的吗 What else?
你愚弄不了我 You won't fool me!
我知道你没法飘浮 I know that you can't levitate.
这些是所有的了? That's everything?
你什么都不需要? Don't you need anything?
- 你要创可贴干什么 - 我不需要 - What do you need band-aids for? - I don't.
我这么做是为了和你同步 I'm doing it out of solidarity with you.
去你妈的 Ah, fuck you.
你自己付 You pay.
你记得吉尔达吗 Do you remember Gilda?
- 电影? - 不是 是吉尔达·布拉克 - The film? - No, Gilda Black.
那个我们都爱过的女孩 The girl that we were both in love with.
吉尔达·布拉克? Gilda Black?
你提醒我是要干嘛 What are you ... Have to remind me up for?
那都是一百年前的事了 That was a hundred years ago.
对我而言 像是昨天的事 To me it seems like yesterday.
我愿用我人生的二十年来换取和她上床 I would have given twenty years of my life to have slept with her.
那真是蠢透了 Well, that would've been a pretty stupid thing.
吉尔达·布拉克并不值你人生的二十年 Guilda Black wasn't worth twenty years of life.
她连一天都不值 She wasn't worth a single day.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
你和她上过床吗 Did you sleep with her?
什么 你说什么 What? What did you say?
你听到了 You heard me.
60年前 你发誓你从没和她上过床 Sixty years ago you swore you never slept with her ...
因为尊重我对她的爱 ... out of respect of my love for her.
现在你却改口了 Now you've changed your tune.
听着 Look...
- 我有事要坦白 - 好吧 说吧 - I have something to confess. - Fine, go ahead!
真正的悲剧 The real tragedy ...
相信我 真的是悲剧 And, believe me, it really is a tragedy ...
就是我甚至不记得我有没和吉尔达·布拉克上过床 Is that I can't even remember if I slept with Gilda Black.
- 你说真的? - 我发誓 - Are you serious? - I swear.
我好奇记忆随着时间都发生了什么 I'm wondering what happens to your memory over time.
我不记得我的家人了 I can't remember my family.
我不记得 I don't remember...
他们的面容 他们的谈吐 Their faces or how they talked.
昨晚我在莱娜睡觉时看着她 Last night I was watching Lena while she was asleep.
我想着成千上万个我以她父亲身份 And I was thinking about all the thousands of little things ...
为她所做的小事情 ... That I done for her as her father.
我发现那些都是刻意而为 好让她长大时 And I done them deliberately so that she would remember them ...
能够记得 ... When she grows up.
但最终 But in time ...
她一样都不会记得 ... She won't remember a single thing.
巨大的努力 米克 你知道吗 Tremendous effort, Mick, you know.
巨大的努力 米克 Tremendous efforts, Mick.
没有相应的结果 With a modest result.
他们今晚会说话的 你看着吧 They're going to talk tonight, mostly.
我和你赌30瑞士法郎 I will bet you thirty Swiss francs ...
他们在整个晚餐过程中 一个字也不会说 ... They don't say a word the entire dinner.
我很肯定他们会说 I'm so sure they are going to talk.
- 我加到五十 - 一言为定 - I'll raise you to fifty. - Done.
算上最近几天的 Including the last few days, err ...
你欠我250瑞士法郎 ... You owe me 250 Swiss francs.
今天呢 Today?
今天没有 你呢 Not today. You?
什么都没 Nothing.
但愿我们明天能尿出来 Let's hope we take a piss tomorrow.
太棒了 尼克 That's great, Nick.
我很高兴你喜欢第二稿 I'm glad you liked the second draft.
当然 我们会在结尾加把劲 Sure, we will work some more on the ending.
我跟布兰达说了一切就绪 I'll talk to Brenda, everything is all set.
她迫不及待了 她这年纪要什么时候才能得到这样的角色 拜托 She can't wait. When is she ever going to get a part like this at her age, come on!
如果你没问题 我会在下个月开始勘景 If it's okay with you, I'd like to start scouting locations next month
- 完美 再见 - 太好了 - Perfect. Bye! - Yeah.
你什么情况 What happened to you?
你看上去像参加了葬礼 You look like you've been to a funeral.
你儿子 Your son...
- 离开了我女儿 - 该死的 - Has left my daughter. - Fuck!
- 你在说什么 - 他们当时在登机去波利尼西亚 - What are you talking about? - They were boarding a plane to Polynesia.
而就通道那里 他停了下来 And right there, in the tunnel he stops ...
告诉她 他爱上了另一个女人 ... And tells her that he's fallen in love with another woman.
没什么比你在通道内更让你觉得你在通道内的了 Nothing like being in the tunnel to make you feel you are in the tunnel.
看得真透彻啊 你真是个隐喻魔术师 How fond! You're quite a magician of metaphor.
他带着那个女人去度假了? And he took this other woman on vacation?
至少他没缺德到那种地步 至少是这样 At least he had the good taste not to do so. At least
莱娜呢 And Lena?
莱娜在她房里痛哭 Lena is in her room. Crying her eyes out.
我这辈子从没见过谁哭得那么凶 I've never seen anyone crying that much in my life.
据我所知泪腺能连续三天源源不断地 I read somewhere that tear ducts can produce tears for three days ...
- 补充泪水 - 我也听说过 - ... Without stop. - Yeah, I heard that too.
- 是吗 - 我在一部BBC纪录片里看到过 - Yep. - It was in that BBC documentary.
他在他临终时 对她说 He's on his deathbed and he says to her:
我们一起最后看一部BBC纪录片吧 亲爱的 "Let's watch one more final BBC documentary together, darling. "
好了 各位 够了 Okay, guys, knock it off.
我不确定泪腺的事是不是真的 I'm not sure that's true, though. About the tear ducts. I read that ...
那是某本流行杂志上写的 ... Somewhere in the popular magazine ...
他们为了销量而夸张了吧 ... And they tend to exaggerate. Better for sales.
- 我觉得你扯远了 - 我觉得你说得没错 - I think you're getting off the mark. - I think you're right.
朱力安 真是混蛋 Julian is such a shit!
- 就和他母亲一样 记得吗 - 是啊 - 我要打电话给我那混账儿子 - Just like his mother. Remember? - Yeah. - I'm going to call my shithead son.
你要干嘛 说服他回到莱娜身边?没希望的 What are you gonna do? Try and convince him to get back with Lena? It's hopeless.
朱力安 我是你父亲 基于当下的证据来看 Julian, this is your father. Even though, at this point, based on the evidences ...
我不太确定你是我的儿子 ... I'm not so sure you're my son.
你怎么总那么肯定 How are you always so sure...
他们不会说话 ... They aren't going to speak?
我知道他们的一些事 I know something about them.
- 服务员告诉我的 - 什么事 - The waiter told me. - What?
- 我不会告诉你 - 现在就告诉我 - I'm not going to tell you. - Tell me right this minute.
况且我给服务员点钱也能让他说 Besides, I can always get the waiter to tell me too ... With a bribe.
好吧 我告诉你 All right, I'll tell you.
他们是哑巴 They are mute.
你这个小混蛋 You little shit!
把我的钱还我 全都还我 Give me back my money! All of it!
你真是单纯 You're so gullible!
那是个玩笑 他们不是哑巴 It was a joke. They are not mute.
到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on?
真的很平常 爸爸 Well, that's really rather banal, Dad.
我爱上了另一个女人 I fell in love with another woman.
- 她18岁 对吗 - 不是 爸爸 她不是18岁 - It was all of eighteen, right? - No, Dad, she is not eighteen.
她30岁 合理的年龄 She is thirty. Reasonable age.
不管她多少岁 你真是做了一件混账事 Well, however old she is, You've really fucked up.
那是你的看法 That is your opinion.
莱娜是一个卓越的女人 Lena is an extraordinary woman.
- 当然了 她现在意识到她完全在你身上浪费了时间 - 或许吧 - At this point, of course, you've realized that she is completely wasted on you. - Perhaps.
- 你远配不上她的才智 - 那你为什么还强迫我过来 - She is far too intelligent for you. - Why did you make me come here?
- 我不会改变我的想法 - 一开始都这么说 - I'm not about to change my mind. - That's what they all say at the beginning.
然后到头来还是求着要回去 Then eventually they wind up begging their spouse to take them back.
妈妈离开了你 也从没求过你让她回去 Mom left you. She never begged you to take her back.
我跟你怎么说的来着 What did I tell you?
现在你知道这混蛋是从哪学的了吧 You see now where he gets this from, this asshole?
- 我们能知道你爱上的那婊子是谁吗 - 我吗 - Well, are we allowed to know who this whore that you've fallen in love with? - Me.
我就是那个让朱力安丧失理智的女人 I am the woman Julian lost his head for.
他一离婚 我们就会结婚 Ad we're going to get married as soon as his divorce is finalized.
你他妈是谁 And who the fuck are you?
我叫帕洛玛·费丝 I'm Paloma Faith.
我不是婊子 我是歌手 And I'm not a whore ... I'm the singer.
不好意思 小姐 你介意让我们单独谈谈吗 Excuse me, miss ... Do you mind giving us a moment alone?
好的 但不能太久 Okay, but not for too long.
原谅我 朱力安 Forgive me, Julian.
但我真的在试着去理解 But I'm really trying to understand ...
莱娜是一个美丽的女人 一个梦中情人 Lena is a beautiful woman, a dream.
而这里的这个 是这世界上最普通不过的女人 And this one here is the most insignificant woman on the face of the planet.
你他妈看上她什么了 What the fuck do you see in her?
- 你真的想知道? - 是的 朱力安 我真的想知道 - You really want to know? - Yes, Julian, I really want to know.
她床上功夫了得 She is really good in bed.
- 那么 这婊子是谁 - 她叫帕洛玛·费丝 - So who is this bitch? - Her name is Paloma Faith.
- 她做什么的 - 做世界上最不堪的工作 - And what does she do? - The most obscene job in the world.
她是个妓女? She is a prostitute?
更糟 她是个流行歌星 Worse. She is a pop star.
流行歌星 Pop star...
朱力安怎么说她的 What was that the Julian said about her?
我已经告诉你了 I've already told you.
没有 你只是含糊其辞 你并没有告诉我 No you didn't. All you did was you babbled incomprehensibly. You didn't tell me.
那是因为朱力安讲得含糊 他思路不清 No. It was Julian who did bubbling. He was not right in the head.
我不这么认为 Doesn't seem that way to me!
他在两小时内做了二十个决定 他... He must've made twenty decisions in two hours ...
他搬了出去 找了间公寓 He moved out, He found an apartment ...
他和他的离婚律师通了电话 ... He spoke on the phone with a divorce lawyer.
在我看来 他不是一个思路不清的人 It does not really seem like a confused man to me.
他一直说这女人又丑又普通不过 You keep on saying to me that this woman is ugly and insignificant.
所以 朱力安看上她什么了 他...他... So what is it that Julian sees in her that...
有什么是他没在我身上看到的 He didn't see in me?
现在这样子 我怎么知道呢 Now. How should I know?
因为你说米克问了他啊 Because you said that Mick asked him!
- 是吗 - 是啊 你是那么说的 - Did I? - Yes. Yes, that's what you said.
- 所以我想知道朱力安回答了什么 - 我...我不记得了 - So I wanna know what was Julians response. - I don't remember.
天呐 你现在真的是气死我了 爸爸 Oh God, You're really pissing me of now, Daddy.
你记得一清二楚 你真的是个蹩脚的骗子 You remember perfectly well you are a horrible liar.
我发誓 他... I swear...
他只是含糊地说了些蠢话 He was just mumbling some idiocy.
你不告诉我的话 我发誓我现在就在这里尖叫 If you don't tell me I swear I am going to scream right here and now.
我想知道他说了什么 I want to know what he said.
这婊子他妈的到底有什么是朱力安在我身上看不到的 What the fuck does this bitch have, at least according to Julian, that I don't?
我想知道 我想知道他说了什么 I want to know. I want to know what he said!
他说 He said...
什么 Yes...
她床上功夫了得 She was good in bed.
你不必告诉我这个 You didn't have to tell me that.
相信我 莱娜 Believe me, Lena.
我能理解你 I can understand you.
真的 我能理解 Really, I can.
你能理解我? You can understand me?
你能就有鬼了 Like hell you can!
妈妈能理解我 Mommy would've been able to understand me.
妈妈她自己也有过一样的处境 Mommy found herself in the same situation ...
现在算上我不止一次 而是几十次了 ... I'm in now with you not once, but dozens of times ...
她假装不知道 She was pretending not to know.
你有过很多女人 但她还是坚持着 You had a stream of women, but she just kept going ...
不只是为了我们这些孩子 最主要是为了你 ... Not just for us children, but above all for you.
她爱你 所以原谅了你 She loved you and so she forgave you.
无论发生什么 她仍想和你在一起 No matter what happened, she still wanted to be with you.
但你是什么人 什么人 But who were you? Who?
我总是这么问自己 It's what I've always asked myself.
你从不付出 对她对我 什么都不付出 You never gave anything ... not to her, not to me, nothing.
你把一切付出在了你的音乐上 音乐 音乐 音乐 You gave everything to your music. Music, music, music!
你的一生中别无所有 只有音乐和傲慢 There was nothing else in your life. Only music and arrogance.
从不关心 从不拥抱 从不亲吻 什么都没有 Never a caress, never a hug, never a kiss, nothing.
你对你的孩子们一无所知 You never knew anything about your children.
从不知道我们是否快乐 是否受苦 什么都不知道 You never knew if we were happy, if we were suffering. Nothing.
一切都是妈妈扛着 Everything was on Mommy's shoulders.
在家 你只会和她说五个字 安静 梅勒尼 At home the only thing you would say to her were the two words: "Quiet, Melanie."
妈妈会和我们解释说 安静 爸爸在创作 And Mom would explain to us: "Quiet, Daddy is composing".
安静 爸爸在休息 他今晚有一个音乐会 "Quiet, Daddy is resting, he has a concert tonight. "
安静 爸爸在和某个重要的人通电话 "Quiet, Daddy is on the phone with someone important. "
安静 爸爸在请斯特拉文斯基今晚来我们家 "Quiet, Daddy has Stravinsky coming to the house later tonight".
你想成为斯特拉文斯基 但你毫无他的一点天才之处 He wanted to be a Stravinsky, but he never had a single drop of his genius.
安静 梅勒尼 "Quiet, Melanie!"
你只知道说这个 Were the only two things you knew how to say.
你对我母亲一无所知 You didn't know the first thing about my mother!
你从不关心她 You never bothered to take care of her.
即便到现在 你都有10年没送花给她了 And even now, you haven't brought her flowers for ten years.
还有那封信 And that letter!
你以为妈妈从没看过?你错了 Do you think Mommy never read it? Well, you're wrong.
她发现了 看过了 我也看过了 She found it and she read it and I've read it too.
你可能都不记得那封信了 但我们记得 But you probably don't even remember that letter. But we do.
我们找到的那封信里 你向另一个男人告白了你的爱意 The letter we found in which you professed your love for another man.
妈妈还不得不忍受那样的耻辱 Mommy had to enjoy that humiliation too.
你写道 这是我在性行为方面的必要实验 "My necessary experimentation in sexual matters" as you put it.
所以你的音乐实验对你来说还不够 So your musical experimentation wasn't enough for you.
你还得在同性恋方面进行实验 No! You had to experiment in homosexuality too!
你毫不在意你对她造成的痛苦 You didn't give a fuck about all the anguish you've caused her.
所以你别再告诉我你能理解 So don't you come telling me that you can understand ...
因为你理解个屁啊 Because you don't understand a fucking thing.
谢谢 Gracias.
别再跟我说我要怎么样 我的手指我想咬就咬 Stop telling me what to do! If I want to bite my nail, I will!
今天早上 我尿了一次 又多又猛 This morning I did this big, powerful piss.
我好开心 我好久没这么开心了 I was so happy! I haven't been so happy in a long time.
不错啊 我为你高兴 Good. I am happy for you.
那只是个玩笑 米克 No, it's only a joke, Mick. I mean it ...
你知道的 并不是那样 You know, it wasn't like that...
别拿这些事开玩笑 弗雷德 前列腺问题不是闹着玩的 You do not joke about these things, Fred. The prostate is serious.
你总信我的玩笑 米克 You are always fall for my jokes, Mick.
60年来我说的每一个字你都信 You've been believing my every word for sixty years.
我是编故事的 弗雷德 I invent stories, Fred.
我得信每一件事 好让我能编出故事 I have to believe in everything in order to make things up.
你还记得那天吗 Do you remember the other day?
那天你告诉我你再也记不得你的父母了 When you told me you don't remember your parents any more?
我不记得了 No, I don't remember.
你肯定记得 Of course you do.
你让我意识到我不再是唯一一个忘了自己父母的人 You made me realize that not only I do not remember my parents any more ...
但也让我意识到 比如说 我的童年 我也全都忘了 ... But my childhood, for example, I do not remember a thing about it.
- 只有一件事我还记得 - 什么 - There is only one thing I still remember. - What?
我学习骑自行车的确切时刻 The precise moment when I learned how to ride a bike.
然后 今天早上 And this morning ...
神奇的是 As if by magic ...
我记起了那一刻之后的事 I remembered the moment right after ...
你摔了下来? When you fell off?
- 你他妈怎么知道 - 这种事在每个人身上都会发生 - How the fuck did you know? - Well, that happens to everybody.
你学会了点就很开心 然后就忘了刹车 You learn something, you're happy and then ... you forget to brake.
- 角色研究得怎么样了 - 非常顺利 - How is the work on the role going? - Pretty well.
- 其实我还揣摩到了一些有趣的细节 - 不错啊 - Actually, I've come up with some interesting details. - Fine.
也许问题出在我和朱力安从没有过孩子 Maybe the problem is that Julian and I never had children.
我不知道你们的问题出在哪 I don't know what the problem is ...
但我不会用谎言让你高兴起来 But I'm not going to try and cheer you up by lying...
或谈论我不理解的东西 Or talk about things I never knew about.
你说得没错 You were right...
我只理解音乐 Music is all I understand.
你知道为什么吗 Did you know why?
因为你不需要言语或经历去理解它 Because you don't need words, only experience to understand it.
这就是音乐 It just is.
你母亲能理解你 Your mother would've understood you.
我理解不了 I can't.
但你母亲不在这里 But your mother is not here.
发生什么事了 What happened?
爸爸 我得告诉你些事 Daddy, I have to tell you something. It's ...
私密的事 ... Personal.
告诉我吧 莱娜 Tell me, Lena.
朱力安是个混蛋 因为... Julian is an ass. Because ...
我的床上功夫很厉害 ... I'm really good in bed.
我知道 I know.
你知道是什么意思 What do you mean "you know"?
你是我女儿 You're my daughter.
毫不夸张地说 And, in all modesty ...
我是床上的奇迹 I was a wonder between the sheets.
真的 It's true!
- 你知道你练的那首是谁创作的吗 - 不知道 谁 - Do you know who composed the piece that you are practising? - No, who?
- 我 - 我不信 - Me. - I don't believe you.
它叫什么 What's it called?
- 《简颂三号曲》 - 这个作曲家叫什么 - "Simple Song number 3" - And what's the composers name?
弗雷德·巴林杰 Fred Ballinger.
- 那你呢 你叫什么 - 弗雷德·巴林杰 - And you? What's your name? - Fred Ballinger.
你可以去前台查 我在这待着 You can check at the front desk. I am staying here.
- 难以置信啊 - 是啊 难以置信 - Incredible! - Yeah, it's incredible.
我老师叫我拉这首的 My teacher makes me play it.
他说这首完美适用于初学者 He says it's a perfect piece to start with.
- 是啊 他说得没错 它非常简单 - 不只是简单 - Yes, well he is right. It is very simple. - It's not only simple.
- 真的吗 - 也非常优美 - Oh really? - It's also really beautiful.
没错 确实优美 Yes, it is beautiful.
我在我尚处爱恋之时创作的 I composed it while I still loved.
你拉的时候我能做一件事吗 继续拉 May I do something while you still playing? Keep playing.
这样子 There.
爸爸 你去哪了 Daddy, where you been?
这人等了一个多小时 This man has been here for over an hour.
- 他说他是女王大使 - 见鬼 - He says he is the Queen emissary. - Shit!
我让他在我们的房间别客气 I told him to make himself comfortable in our room.
友好些 Be nice!
我在想...如果可以的话...或许我们可以 I was just wondering ... If we could maybe ...
- 去阳台? - 不了 太冷 - Head out on the terrace? - No, it's too cold.
但你可以在这里抽烟 你想抽的话 But you can smoke those in here, if you like.
- 说真的? - 当然 - Are you serious? - Yes, yes.
这酒店的经理是个音乐爱好者 The hotel manager is a music lover.
所以我算是有点特权 And I get a very little privileges.
您肯定想不到 You have no idea...
这让我有多高兴 The most pleasure this gives me.
- 你感到紧张吗 - 非常 - Are you feeling tense? - Awful.
点着了 There you go!
我们时间不多 所以我就不客套了 We don't have much time so I'll skip the formalities.
不过我有一个全面的肠道清理要做 But I'm having the thorough cleansing of my intestines.
我的天呐 Bloody hell!
对了 我没能说服女王 Right, I was unable to convince the queen.
我向她转告了您对曲子这事的谨慎表态 I relayed your reticence about the "Songs" to her.
我提议更换 I proposed an alternative repertoire.
用别的音乐家 办别的晚会 An alternative musician, an alternative evening.
她不要更换 She does not want alternatives.
她要您 只要您 还有您的《简颂》 She want you and only you and only your "Simple Songs".
她说菲利普王子只听那些曲子 She says it's all that Prince Philip listens to.
我不想无礼 但你说的是不可能的 Well, I don't want to be rude but it's impossible.
- 为什么 - 我跟你说过了 - Why? - I told you.
上次我们见面时说的 私人原因 Last time we met ... personal reasons.
没有办法解决那些私人原因吗 Is there no way to resolve these "personal reasons"?
很不幸 没有办法 Unfortunately, no.
我求求您 大师
我这工作不好做 我不得不带一个肯定的回答回伦敦 I have a difficult job. I simply have to return to London with a positive answer.
我的回答是否定的 And my answer is ... negative.
我不明白 到底为什么不行 I don't understand... What exactly doesn't work?
因为日期? Is it the date?
因为地点?因为交响乐团?因为女高音?因为女王? Is it the location? Is it the orchestra? Is it the soprano? Is it the Queen?
请别坚持了 因为私人原因 Please don't insist. Personal reasons.
可那些私人原因到底是什么啊 But what are these bloody "personal reasons"?
私人 表示我没必要回答 "Personal" means I am not obliged to answer.
我们来看看我们是否能解决这些私人问题 我是说 Let's see if we can resolve these personal problems. I mean ...
到底是什么问题 What is it that's wrong?
女高音 The soprano.
- 那我们就换一个 没问题啊 - 这没区别 - We'll get a different one then. Not a problem... - It wouldn't make any difference.
连曹秀美都不行? 她绝对是最好的 What, even Sumi Jo? She is absolute best.
她已经对由您指挥一事表达了满腔热忱 她高兴坏了 I mean, she already expressed her enthusiasm as to being directed by you! She's ecstatic!
我没兴趣 I am not interested.
您不认可她什么呢 What is it you have against her?
没什么 我从来都没见过她 Nothing! I've never even met her.
- 从没见过?您从没见过曹秀美? - 够了 - You've never even met her? So what ... - That's enough!
对不起 我...我... I'm sorry...
我就是不明白 到底是什么问题 I just do not understand. What exactly is the problem?
问题在于 《简颂》是我为我妻子创作的 The problem is that I composed the "Simple Songs" for my wife.
只有她唱过 And only she has ever performed them.
也只有她录音过 And only she has recorded them.
只要我活着 就只有她能唱 And as long as I live, she will be the only one to sing them.
而问题的关键就在于 先生 The problem is, dear sir ...
我的妻子再也不能唱了 ... My wife can't sing any more.
你明白了吧 Have you understand?
明白了吗 Do you?
明白了 真的明白了 Yes, I do understand.
请原谅我 大师 I beg you a pardon, Maestro.
莱娜? Lena?
什么事 Yes...?
别哭了 Stop crying.
拜托了 Please.
好 OK.
我要给您换一种按摩方式 I'm going to give you a different type of massage.
因为你焦虑不安 Because you are stressed.
不对 确切地说 No, to be precise ...
你不是焦虑不安 You are not stressed.
你是情绪交杂 You are emotional.
你通过你的双手 能了解一切 对吗 You understand everything with your hands, don't you?
通过触摸 我们能了解很多事 We can understand all sorts of things by touching.
天知道为什么人们如此害怕触摸 Who knows why people are so afraid of touching?
或许是因为人们认为这和愉悦有关 Maybe it's because they think it has something to do with pleasure.
这又是一个用触摸替代谈话的好理由 That's just another good reason for touching instead of talking.
你不喜欢谈话吗 Don't you like to talk?
我一直都没什么可说的 I never have anything to say.
过来看 Come, look.
听好了 你看见那边的山了吗 Now, listen. Do you see that mountain over there?
- 看见了 它很近 - 没错 - Yes. It looks very close. - Exactly.
这是你年轻时看见的样子 This is what you see when you're young.
一切看上去都很近 Everything seems really close.
那就是未来 And that's the future.
而现在... And now...
那是你年迈时看见的样子 And that's what you see when you're old.
一切看上去都很远 Everything seems really far away.
那就是过去 That's the past.
布兰达 Brenda ...
等不及开拍了 Can't wait to get started.
与你们一起写这个剧本 我感到非常自豪 And I am so proud of having written this screenplay with you.
我拍过二十部电影 但它们都不足挂齿 I made twenty films, but they all irrelevant.
而只有这一部电影 This is the only film ...
对我来说 意味着一切 That means anything to me.
这是我情感上 智慧上和精神上的遗作 It's my sentimental, intellectual and moral testament.
因此我们为《人生的最后一天》第三稿 So, let's toast to the completion of the third draft ...
举杯敬酒吧 Of ... "Life's last day."
结尾呢 米克 What about the ending, Mick?
结尾? The ending?
我们早晚会想到的 We'll come up with one sooner or later.
干杯 Cheers!
- 你好 弗雷德·巴林杰 - 嗨 - Hello, Fred Ballinger. - Hi.
我想告诉你 我去前台查过了 I wanted to tell you that I checked at the front desk ...
- 你真的是那个巴林杰 - 当然 - And you're really Fred Ballinger. - Good.
我很高兴你在这一点上能安心了 I am glad to see you've put your mind at rest on that score.
我还有一件别的事想告诉你 There is something else I wanted to tell you too.
说吧 You go right ahead.
我想告诉你 自从你帮我纠正了我手肘的位置之后 I wanted to tell you that ever since you have corrected the position of my elbow ...
我拉得更好了 声音变得更自然了 ... I play better, the sounds comes more natural.
挺好的 你知道为什么吗 Good! You know why?
因为你是左撇子 Because you're left-handed.
所有的左撇子都是特别的 And all left-handed people are irregular.
- 一个特别的位置能有所帮助 - 打扰一下 - So an irregular position helps. - Excuse me.
我也是左撇子 I am left-handed too.
天呐 全世界都知道你是左撇子 Christ! The whole world knows you are left-handed.
谢谢 Thank you.
我叫卢卡 I am Luca.
卢卡·摩洛达 Luca Moroder.
你好 Hello.
我是一名登山运动员 I am a mountaineer.
我也教人攀爬 And I teach climbing.
我在这酒店里给人上课 你呢 I give lessons here at the hotel. And you?
你是做什么的 What do you do?
这个嘛 我做两份工作 I have two jobs.
我做女儿 也做我父亲的助手 I'm a daughter and I also an assistant to my father.
- 两份工作 - 是啊 - Two jobs ... - Yeah...
这是一块先驱者620 This is a Forerunner 620.
有彩色触摸屏 It has a colour touch display.
它能测量最大耗氧值 It can estimate VO2max ...
也就是最大移动过程中的最大耗氧速率 ... The maximum rate of oxygen consumption during maximum excursion.
我本来想在圣诞节把它送我表弟的 I would like to give one to my cousin for a Christmas.
我们一直一起去攀爬 We always go climbing together.
他本来也会在这里 He was supposed to be here too ...
但他在浴缸里滑倒了 摔断了股骨 But he slipped in the bathtub and broke his femur.
浴缸比珠穆朗玛峰更危险啊 Bathtubs are more dangerous than Everest.
千真万确 How true!
你知道我有次在乔戈里峰上发现了什么吗 Do you know what I found once on the K2 summit?
不知道 什么 No. What?
一个床头柜 A bedside table.
- 假的吧 - 真的 - That's not true. - Yes it is.
我打开了抽屉 I opened the drawer.
但里面是空的 But it was empty.
攀爬是一种美妙的感觉 你知道吗 It is an amazing feeling - climbing, you know?
是一种真正意义上的自由 A real sense of freedom.
我只感到害怕 All I feel is fear.
那也是一种美妙的感觉 知道吗 That is an amazing feeling too, you know?
和你合作过的最具才华的女演员是谁 博尔先生 So who is the most talented actress you've ever worked with, Mr. Boyle?
布兰达·摩雷 毫无疑问 一个天才 Brenda Morel, without a doubt. A genius!
她这辈子读过的书不超过两本 She couldn't have read more than two books in her life ...
其中一本是她的自传 And one of them was an autobiography ...
当然是别人代笔的 ... Written by a ghost writer, naturally.
- 可是天才在什么地方呢 - 如果你知道怎么偷窃 - A genius, in what sense? - If you know how to steal ...
你就不用受教育 因为偷窃会成为你所受的教育 ... You do not need training. Stealing becomes your education.
布兰达就是这样 That's how Brenda is.
即便我的电影让她成了明星 Even when, thanks to my films, she became a diva ...
她也永远忘不了她来自何处 ... She never forgotten where she was from.
街头是她真正的家 The street was her real home.
所以她才待在街头 偷窃 And that's where she stayed, stealing ...
所有一切 Everything.
所以她才塑造了多个如此令人难忘的角色 Which is how she created such unforgettable characters.
并且赢得了两次奥斯卡 And won two Oscars.
爬我肩上 Climb on my shoulders.
好了 Okay.
现在 在我们攀爬的时候 Now, as we climb ...
往下看 Look down.
看看下面的世界有多美 See how beautiful the world is from up here.
那法国人又来电话了 So the French called again.
他们真的想和你一起编写那本书 你的回忆录 They really want to do that book with you, your memoirs.
但他们想要你所有的照片 包含你的生活 你的工作 But they want the whole picture: they want your Life, your work...
- 我该怎么说 - 告诉他们 - What should I say? - Tell them ...
告诉他们什么 Tell them what?
忘了我 To forget me!
告诉他们 我退休了 结束了工作 Tell them that I'm retired. I'm done ...
- 没有了生活 - 说什么鬼话 - ... with work and with life. - Cut the crap!
你的音乐饱含着 Your music convene ...
令人惊讶的新情感 ... Surprising new emotions.
情感的作用也会被高估 米克 Emotions can be overrated too, Mick.
这些节目真是可悲 就只差一个滑稽演员了 These shows are really pathetic. All that's missing is a mime.
- 我们通常在季末也有这种节目 - 挺好 - We usually get one of those by the end of the season as well. - Good.
打扰一下 阙一先生 环球小姐到这里了 Excuse me Mr. Tree, Miss Universe is here.
见到你真是太好了 It's such a pleasure to meet you.
我是你的铁杆粉丝 I am huge fan of yours.
你扮演的Q先生让我为之疯狂 I mean, I'm literally went crazy when you played "Mr. Q".
我从不错过一部机器人电影 但那部是我的最爱 I never miss robot movies. But that one is - my favourite.
谢谢 Thank you.
你有看过其他不是机器人类型的电影吗 Do you ever watch any kinds of films other than robot movies?
当然 Of course!
我有大好时光 我想成为一名演员 I've got my whole life ahead of me and I want to be an actress.
我不想只依靠我的美貌 I don't want to just rely on my beauty.
你有学习吗 还是只看真人秀 Well, do you study? Or you just watch reality TV?
我欣赏你的讽刺 I appreciate the irony ...
但滥用讽刺会适得其反 ... But when it is deranged and poisoned it is a train of its force ...
也会透露出别的东西 ... And it reveals something else.
什么 What?
挫败感 Frustration.
我确实有挫败感 环球小姐 I am frustrated, Miss Universe?
我参加了环球小姐 我挺开心的 I am happy I took part in "Miss Universe" pageant.
你扮演了Q先生 你开心吗 Are you happy you've played "Mister Q"?
环球小姐一点也不蠢 She is not at all stupid, Miss Universe.
一点也不 Not at all!
我在一部电影里看到过你 I saw you in a film once.
所以你也喜欢Q先生? So you like "Mister Q" as well?
不是 No.
我看的是你扮演了一个从没见过自己儿子的父亲 I saw you in that film that you've played a father who never knew his son.
他初次遇见他是在一家公路餐馆里 而他儿子已经14岁了 And he meets him for the first time in a highway diner when his son is already 14 years.
没人看过那部电影 Nobody saw that movie!
里面有段对话我很喜欢 There was that dialogue that I really liked.
你儿子问 你为什么不对我尽父亲之责 When your son says: "Why weren't you a father to me?"
你说 And you say:
我想我那时还没准备好 "I didn't think I was up to it."
那一刻我明白了很重要的一点 At that moment I understood some really important.
什么 What?
全世界没有谁是准备好的 That no one in the world feels up to it.
所以没什么好担心的 So there is no reason to worry.
再见 酒店见 Bye. See you at the hotel.
- 你整天都做什么 弗雷德 - 他们说我冷漠 - What do you do all day, Fred? - They tell me that I am apathetic.
所以我无所事事 So, I don't do anything.
不想念你的工作吗 Don't you miss your work?
一点也不 Not at all.
反正我工作得太多了 I worked far too much anyway.
- 那你想念什么 - 我想念我妻子 - So what do you miss? - I miss my wife.
我妻子梅勒尼 My wife Melanie.
我在维基百科上看到 I read on Wikipedia ...
你年轻时和斯特拉文斯基 ... That you hanged out with Stravinsky ...
- 共事过一段时间 - 是的 - For a while when you were young. - Yes, I did.
他是什么样的人 What was he like?
他非常平和 He was very ... placid ....
平和? 就这样? Placid? That's all?
别藏着 弗雷德 我需要一个慷慨的朋友 Be generous with me, Fred. I need a generous friend.
跟我说说斯特拉文斯基 Tell me about Stravinsky.
他有次说道 He once said that
理智的人没有品味 "Intellectuals have no taste."
从那一刻起 我尽我所能 From that moment on I did everything I could ...
不去做一个理智的人 ... not to become an intellectual.
我成功了 And I succeeded.
你呢 你想念什么 And you? What do you miss?
幸运的是 什么都不想念 Nothing ... It's very luckily.
拜托 别藏着 杰米 Come on Be generous with me, Jimmy.
我想念的是 四个月前.... What I miss I discovered ...
我在读诺瓦利斯时发现的 ... Four months ago while reading Novalis.
你读诺瓦利斯? You've read Novalis?
即便加州来的演员也读啊 Even the actors from California ...
没喝醉酒 不卖可卡因 不跟有厌食症的模特拍拖时 ... When they're not getting drunk, selling coke and hanging out with anorexic models ...
就偶尔会读诺瓦利斯 ... occasionally read Novalis.
你说得没错 抱歉 You're right. I'm sorry.
我就是一个怀有偏见的老人 I'm just an old man with prejudices.
那诺瓦利斯写了什么 And what does Novalis say?
我总是回家 "I'm always going home."
总去我父亲的那栋房 "Always going to my father's house."
你在想什么呢 What are you thinking about?
未来 The future.
他在他临终时 咕哝着对她说 He is on his deathbed and murmurs to her:
我应该把自己奉献给你 "I should've devoted myself to you ..."
给我们的爱 "..and to Our Love ..."
而不是试图成为保单之王 浪费了一生 "..instead of wasting my life trying to become the king of the insurance policies. "
或许他说了些平常的话 Maybe he says something banal to her:
很简单 比如 Real simple. Like:
照顾好你自己 "Take care of yourself."
不行 我们得把肉体的痛苦延续到结尾 No, we have to stay with the physical pain right until the end.
他这样说如何 How about he says:
现在即便吗啡也帮不了我 "Not even morphine can help me now. "
如果他侧重于无足轻重的琐事呢 What if he focuses on some insignificant detail?
比如 他说 If he said something like:
我好奇25年前你给我的那个钥匙圈哪去了 "I wonder whatever happened to that key ring you gave me 25 years ago! "
像马蹄铁的那个 "The one that the shaped Like a horseshoe."
不行 他临终前什么都没说 No. He, doesn't say anything on his deathbed.
只有她说话了 She's the one who talks.
布兰达 Brenda.
她说 She says:
我因为你失去了如此多的时间 迈克尔 "I lost so much time because of you, Michael. "
我失去了我一生中最美好的时光 "I lost the best years of my life."
早上好 Good morning.
我从没和你说过 你和朱力安之间的事 I have never told you how sorry I am about...
我是有多抱歉 ... How things ended between you and Julian.
我想为他的行为道歉 I mean, I want to apologize for his behaviour.
你不用道歉 这不是你的错 You don't have to apologize, It's not your fault.
我们面对现实吧 Let's face it.
身为父亲 我本可以做得更多 As a father, I could've done more.
我们来面对现实 现实就是朱力安选择了感觉 Let's face it, Julian picked up the scent.
我也开始跟着感觉走了 I've started to smell that too.
- 什么感觉 - 自由的感觉 - What scent? - Scent of freedom.
是啊 我知道这感觉 Oh, right. I know this scent.
我爸真没和你说过任何关于女王的事? Daddy didn't really say anything to you about the Queen?
她请他去伦敦指挥他的《简颂》而他拒绝了 About how she has asked him to conduct the "Simple Songs" in London and how he said "No"?
- 他什么都没跟我说 - 天呐 你们的友谊真奇怪 - He didn't tell me a thing. - Gosh, you guys have got a strange friendship.
奇怪?不奇怪啊 这是一段良好的友谊 Strange? No, it's not strange. It's a good friendship.
在良好的友谊之中 彼此只诉说好的事 And in a good friendships you only tell each other the good things.
他一定觉得女王的音乐不怎么样 He must've thought the Queen's concert wasn't one of them.
他说他不能指挥《简颂》的原因是 You know, he said the reason he can't conduct the "Simple Songs" ...
因为我母亲是地球上唯一一个能唱的人 ... Was because my Mother was the only on Earth who could sing them.
- 他那样说的? - 他对女王大使就是那样说的 - He said that? - He said that to the Queen's emissary.
他用了80年 总算说出了浪漫的话 It took him eighty years to finally say something romantic ...
却是和女王大使说的 And he goes and says that to the Queen's emissary.
你知道吗 有时我晚上睡觉时 他会看着我 Sometimes when I sleep at night he watches me.
昨晚他抚摸了我的脸颊 这是我一生中的头一次 And last night, he stroke my cheek for the first time in my life.
只是我没在睡觉 我在装睡 Only I wasn't asleep, I was pretending to be asleep.
父母知道他们的孩子什么时候在装睡 Parents know when their children are pretending to be asleep.
你好多年都没去见梅勒尼了 It's years, since you went to see Melanie.
你为什么不去呢 Why don't you go?
威尼斯那么近 Venice is so close.
你不认同吗 Don't you agree?
- 我脑子里一直会出现一个疑问 - 什么 - There is something that is keeps getting into my head. - What?
和吉尔达·布拉克上床的话 会怎么样 What it would've been like to have slept with Gilda Black!
是啊 我也想知道 Yeah! I wonder too.
骗子 Liar!
你知道我们之间有什么不同吗 You know what's the difference between you and me?
什么 What.
归根结底就是 Ultimately ...
我一直都不够热爱生活 ... I never liked life well enough.
布兰达几百年前就想扮演爱娃·博朗 Brenda wanted to play Eva Braun a hundred years ago.
她花了6个月时间研究角色 She spent six months working on her role.
我研究酒店宾客有好几周了 I have been studying all the hotel guests for a weeks now.
我精心观察了你 弗雷德 莱娜 I've been meticulously observing you, Fred, Lena ...
俄国人 阿拉伯人 年轻人 老年人 The Russians, the Arabs, the young and the old.
然后我终于得出了一个结论 And I have finally come to a conclusion ...
我得选择 ... I have to choose.
我得选择什么是真的值得表达的 I have to choose what is really worth telling.
畏惧还是渴求 The Horror or Desire?
我选择渴求 And I chose the Desire.
你 你们每一个人 You, each one of you ...
你们让想通了 ... You opened my eyes.
让我明白 我不该把时间浪费在毫无意义的畏惧上 You made me see that I should not be wasting my time on the senselessness of Horror.
就是这样 我不能演希特勒 It came to this, I can't play Hitler.
我想表达你的渴求 我的渴求 I want to tell about your Desire, my Desire.
那么纯粹 那么不切实际 那么背德 So pure, so impossible, so immoral ...
但没关系 因为这样我们才活得有意义 ... But it doesn't matter because that's what makes us alive.
她是谁 Who is she?
天呐 God!
什么叫她是谁 What do you mean "Who is she"?
她是环球小姐 Miss Universe.
但她看上去不一样了 But she looks all different.
认不出来了 Unrecognisable.
她变身了 She's been transformed.
因为看了那些机器人电影 From watching all those robot movies.
打扰一下 博尔先生 Excuse me, Mr. Boyle.
有人来见你了 There is someone here to see you.
你没看见我们在享受 Can't you see we are enjoying ...
我们人生中的最后春光吗 ... The last great idillia of our lives?
这煞风景的家伙是谁 Well, who is the pain in the neck?
布兰达·摩雷 Brenda Morel.
布兰达·摩雷? Brenda Morel?
在这里? Here?
这什么鬼东西 像出了事故似的 What the hell is this? It looks like an accident.
这叫高山囚犯 It's called "Alpine prisoner".
出自一名当地艺术家之手 By a local artist.
- 人类真是深谙悲怜之道啊 不是吗 - 是啊 - Human beings really know how to be pathetic when try to, don't they? - Yes.
布兰达 Brenda!
多么难以置信 不可思议的惊喜啊 What a fabulous, marvellous surprise!
嗨 米克 Hi, Mick.
你看上去超凡脱俗 布兰达 You look fabulous, Brenda.
你真是容光焕发 性感耀人 The very picture of radiance has the sex appeal.
别和一千年前的事搞混了 米克 You're getting mixed up with the last millennium, Mick.
怎么了 你等不及了吗 What? You're not going to just wait any longer?
我们才刚完成最新版本 We just finished the latest version, you know?
我们一直搞不定最后一幕 We were having trouble with the last scene ...
但昨天 灵感降临到了我们身上 But then, yesterday, eureka! It came to us!
既然你亲自来了 So now that you are here in the flesh ...
我们能给你过目 We can hand it to you.
但你不是跟我说你会留在洛杉矶吗 But didn't you tell to me you're going to be in Los Angeles?
你在欧洲干什么 布兰达 What are you doing in Europe? Brenda?
我们彼此认识多少年了 米克 How many years we've known each other, Mick?
天呐 你把我问住了 Jesus, you put me on the spot!
- 让我算算 - 53年 - Let me count ... - 53 years.
- 我们一起拍过多少电影 - 9部? 10部? - 11部
所以我们有53年的友情 还一起拍了11部电影 So after 53 years of friendship and eleven films together ...
你不会认为我要哄骗你还有你的人吧 ... You don't think I am going to start to bullshit you now, do you? You of all people...
没有 我没那么认为 你不会那么对我 No, I don't ... I wouldn't deserve that.
没错 我不会那么对你 That's right ... you don't deserve it.
我会对你直言不讳 You deserve me to call spade "a spade".
所以我才勉为其难地从洛杉矶过来 Which is why I dragged my ass here from L.A.
- 来当面和你说 - 听我说 布兰达 - To talk to you in person. - Look, Brenda ...
是因为第21幕戏吗 把你刻画得丑陋 虚弱 If it's about the scene 21 Where you described as "ugly ..."
褪去了你往昔的美 "..feeble, pale shadow of your former beauty "...
拜托 这些都只是破格之举 ...Please, realize that's just a poetic license.
我想让你变得卓越非凡 I want you to be extraordinary.
你仍旧完美如初 You still preserve intact ...
你也必须如此 And you have to...
如同你刚成名时所具有的神秘魅力 That mystery with that a look you've had when you first became a diva.
别拍我马屁了 米克 Stop licking my ass, Mick.
你这样让我更心烦意乱了 It just breaks my balls even more.
尤其影响我过来要和你说的话 Especially, given what have I come to tell you.
怎么了 你过来要和我说什么 Why? What have you come to tell me?
我不会出现在电影里的 米克 I'm not going to be in the movie, Mick.
什么 What?
有人要我去新墨西哥演一部电视剧 三年期的合同 They offered me a TV series in the Mexico with three-year contract.
出演一个遭受着严重中风的酗酒外婆 An alcoholic grandmother who suffered a serious stroke.
这角色真不好演 但有了那笔钱 A character has got real balls, but with the money ...
我能支付杰克的戒毒所 ... I can pay for Jack's drug rehab ...
我能还清我那白痴未来前夫的债 ... I can pay off the debts of my idiotic future ex-husband ...
还能剩下足够的钱在迈阿密买套房 And I'll still have enough money left over to buy a house in Miami ...
这是我14年来一直想做的事 ... Which is something I wanted to do for 14 years.
所以我才要过来告诉你 That's why I've come to tell you this.
但这是电影 布兰达 But this is cinema, Brenda!
那只是电视剧 电视剧是垃圾 That's just television. And television is shit.
不是 电视剧是未来 米克 No, and television is the future, Mick ...
说实话 现在流行电视剧 In fact, to tell the truth, it's also the present.
听着 我们...我们就坦白说吧 Look, let's be frank.
因为在这个该死的电影世界里 就没人坦白说话 Because nobody ever speaks frankly in this fucking film world.
你快80岁了 You're going on eighty ...
如同你的大部分同行 在这个年纪只会每况愈下 ... And like most of your colleagues, you're getting worse with age.
要知道 你之前拍的三部电影都是垃圾 米克 You know... The last three films you've done were shit, Mick.
我是说 依我看来 依所人看来 I'm telling you, according to me and according to everybody ...
- 它们真的是垃圾 - 你竟敢这样 - They were real shit! - How dare you?
你竟敢这样 How dare you?
所以你想坦白而言 是吗 So you want to be frank? Do you?
53年前 要不是我 53 years ago, if it weren't for me ...
你仍旧蹲在某些制片人的桌下 ... You'd still been crouching under some producers desks.
是我把你从那些肥猪制片人的内裤里拉了出来 I pulled you out from under those big fat producers underpants ...
让你成了演员 ... I made you an actress.
你这个混蛋 You little shit.
我在那些制片人的内裤里挺好的 I was just fine inside those producers underpants.
你知道为什么吗 因为我想在那里 You know why? Because I wanted to be there.
我不欠任何人任何东西 是我成就了自己 I don't owe anybody anything. I did it myself.
- 真的吗 - 我为自己付出了一切 - Really? - I paid my dues.
我进了演员工作室 可没人帮我牵线 I've gotten into the Actor's Studio and nobody pulled any strings for me.
我扫遍了布鲁克林的厕所来支持自己 I supported myself washing toilets all over Brooklyn.
我母亲给我欠了债 My mother went into debt for me.
在好莱坞 And in Hollywood ...
我走进正门时 ... When I walked through that front door ...
我全靠的是自己 ... I was all by my fucking self.
玛丽莲 Marilyn ...
丽塔 格蕾丝 她们看见我来 都吓得尿裤子 ... Rita, Grace they'd all shit their pants when they saw me coming.
那些都写了在我的自传里 别跟我说你还没读过 It's all written down in my autobiography. Don't tell me you haven't read it?
不幸的是 我读过了 只是那不是你写的 Unfortunately I have. Except you didn't write it.
- 真是本烂书 - 你的电影才是真烂 米克 - And it's a piece of shit. - The real shit is your film, Mick.
我理解电影 你知道的 I understand cinema, you know I do.
不再理解的人是你 You're the one who doesn't understand it any more.
因为你老了 你累了 Because you're old, you're tired ...
你再也不知道怎样看待这世界 米克 You don't know how to see the world any more, Mick.
你只能看见你的死亡 它就在四周的角落等着你 All you know how to see is your own death, which is waiting right around the corner for you.
你的事业已经结束了 Your career is over.
我这么直白地告诉你是因为我爱你 I'm just telling you flat out because I love you.
没人对你的这个 Nobody is interested in this ...
遗作感兴趣 你是这么称呼它的吗 遗作? "Testament" of yours? Is that what you call it? A "Testament"?
你这样会把以前的好电影都毁了 And you'll risk nullyfiyng all the beautiful films you have ever done.
这是不可原谅的 米克 Which is unforgivable, Mick.
他们给你拍这部电影只是因为我 It's only because of me they letting you do this movie.
所以我是被拉出来的话 那我就是在拯救你的人生 So, If I pull out, I'm saving your life ...
和你的尊严 And your dignity!
你忘恩负义 You are ingrate.
忘恩负义 愚昧无知 An ingrate and an idiot.
所以你才成功 Which is why you've got ahead.
你说得没错 米克 You're right, Mick.
你说得非常正确 You're exactly right.
好吧 Okay.
- 没你我也要拍这部电影 - 别这样 米克 - I'm going to make this movie without you. - Oh, come on, Mick ...
即便没有那些垃圾电影 Life goes on!
生活也是要继续的 Even without all that cinema bullshit!
你知道我的职业生涯中和多少位女演员合作过吗 You know how many actresses I worked with in my career?
我想有很多吧 ... Lots, I guess.
超过50位 More than 50.
我捧红了50多位女演员 I launched more than 50 actresses.
她们也一直对我心存感激 And they've always been grateful to me.
我是一个伟大的造女星导演 I'm a great women's director.
那样的话 弗兰克 "That way, Frank ..."
那样的话 你永远不会忘记我 "That way you'll never forget me."
- 你记得吗 博尔先生 - 我当然记得
我记得我曾经拍过的一切
博尔先生 你不是一个伟大的造女星导演 Mr. Boyle you're not a great women's director.
你是一个伟大的导演 You're a great director.
就是这样 Period.
好了 我决定了 Okay, I've made up my mind.
我去过自动取款机那了 I went to the ATM.
你想干什么 And what do you want to do?
散步 Go for a walk.
你想试试攀爬吗 Would you like to try climbing?
要知道 只要我想 我就能让男人在床上疯狂 You know, I can make a man go wild in bed if I want.
别这样 孩子们 干嘛闷闷不乐 Come on kids, What's with the long faces?
故障 租约 拍摄 Hitches, the lease, the shooting ...
这些是我们工作中常有的事 习惯吧 There are constants in our line of work. Get used to it!
我已经和制片人谈过了 I've already talked to the producer.
找来另一个女演员 就能开拍了 Just the question of coming up with another actress and the shooting starts.
不过是等几个月的事 Just a matter of waiting a few more months.
那个布兰达·摩雷真是个婊子 What a bitch that Brenda Morel is!
别那么说布兰达·摩雷了 Don't talk like that about Brenda Morel.
- 真是墙头草 - 我们都这样 - Goes where the wind blows. - Which is what we all do.
你们也要这样 And that's what you all will do ...
才能在这片丛林中生存 ... In order to survive in this jungle.
这不是真的 It's not true ...
她并非专程来欧洲见你 米克 ... That she came to Europe especially to meet with you, Mick.
据我所知 她是来戛纳参加 I read that she's going to Cannes to some...
电影节上的某个慈善舞会 ... Charity ball at the film festival.
现在我们别纠结真假了 Now let's not get caught up in all this truth now.
记住 编撰是我们的激情所在 Remember that fiction is our passion.
你的电影遗作比电视剧有价值的多 米克 Your film Testament is worth a whole lot more than one more TV series, Mick.
我的电影遗作？ My film Testament?
我们回归理性吧 不要过度解读事物 Let's... Let's be rational here. Let's not over-read things.
很多人死时 不仅没有遗嘱 Most of the men done not only without the Testament...
更是无人知晓 ... But without anyone even noticing.
- 很多人都不是你这样伟大的艺术家 - 这没有区别 - Many men are not great artists like you. - It doesn't make any difference!
人 艺术家 动物 植物 Men, artists, animals, plants ...
我们都只是临时演员 We all just extras.
米克 Mick!
我该怎么说这句台词 米克 How am I supposed to say this line, Mick?
我不理解 I don't get it.
你要我怎么演 米克 How do you want it, Mick?
真诚的 还是得意的 邪恶的 Sincere or smug, wicked?
还有我的走路方式 我的角色该怎么走动 And my walk? How is my character supposed to move?
或许你并不知道 杰姆斯 Perhaps you do not know, James ...
我从没上过小于80英尺的快艇 ... That I never even stepped foot on a yacht that is less than 80 feet.
拜托 各位 你们把我的拖鞋藏哪了 My guys, where did you hide my lilac slippers?
闹够了吧 Enough already!
王子 我是6座城堡和20辆马车的主人 Prince, I am the owner of six castles and twenty carriages.
但有一件事我能确定 But there is only one thing I can declare with certainty:
生活好让人厌烦 Life is so tiresome.
如果你遭受着坐骨神经痛的痛苦 If you suffer from a psychiatric pain ...
当洛杉矶警察才是真正的痛苦 ... being a police officer in L.A. is a real drag.
阿尔伯特 Oh, Albert ...
要是你知道我为守贞操付出了多少就好 If only you knew how much it has costed me to guard my virginity ...
这些年来 守到今天 ... All these years ... Until today.
守到我遇见了你 Until I met you!
多伽马反应堆出现故障 Psi-gamma reactor is malfunctioning.
我们的星球将被炸毁 5 4 3 Our planet will explode in 5, 4, 3 ...
2 1 2, 1 ...
好了 你赢了 Okay, you win ...
我会和你上床 ... I'll go to bed with you ...
但有一个条件 ... On one condition.
你不能射 That you don't come.
那样的话 弗兰克 That way, Frank ...
- 那样的话 你永远不会忘记我 - 拜托 各位 你们把我的拖鞋藏哪了 - That way you'll never forget me. - Where did you hide my lilac slippers?
所以你和制片人谈过了? So you... spoked to the producer?
我在这行太久了 都没意识到 没有布兰达 II've been in this business too long not to know that without Brenda ...
这电影就永远拍不成 ... This film is never going to be made.
那张照片里的梅勒尼好漂亮 Melanie is so beautiful in that picture.
没错 You are right.
她确实漂亮 She is beautiful.
你知道吗 我明白了一件事 弗雷德 You know, I've come to understand something Fred.
人要么美 要么丑 The people are either beautiful or ugly.
夹在中间的只是 可爱 The ones in-between are merely cute.
所以 又一个假期快结束了 So... Another vacation almost over.
你接下来要做什么 弗雷德 What will you do next, Fred?
我该做什么呢 What am I supposed to do!
我要回家 I'll go home.
例行惯例 The usual routine.
我不行 Not me.
我不遵循惯例 I don't do routine.
你知道我要做什么吗 弗雷德 I know what I am going to do, Fred?
我要去着手准备另一部电影 I'm going to start another film.
你说情感的作用被高估了 You say that emotions are overrated.
但这是胡说 But that's bullshit.
情感是我们所拥有的一切 Emotions are all what we've got.
不会的 放开 No! Leave me!
我得下飞机 I have to get off this plane!
- 米克 原谅我 - 别这样 女士 - Mick! Forgive me! - Please, ma'am!
该死的婊子 让我下飞机 You fucking bitch, You let me off!
我想这不是我应该着陆的地方 I think I should not land here.
米克·博尔以前常来聊天 Mick Boyle used to come by pretty often for a chat.
你为什么叫我过来 医生 你有什么事要告诉我吗 Why did you called me, Doctor? Did you want to tell me something?
你在度假期间做的那些体检都有结果了 I have the results of all the check-ups you've been doing during your holidays.
怎么说 And what did they say?
你和马儿一样健康 巴林杰先生 You're as healthy as a horse, Mr. Ballinger.
至少我的前列腺有问题吧 My ... prostate at least?
你的前列腺? Your prostate?
你的前列腺一直都没有问题 You've never had a problem with your prostate.
但就算到目前为止没有过任何问题 And if you haven't had any problems so far ...
从现在开始就会有了 You certainly not going to start having them now.
所以说... So ...
我老了 却不明白是怎么回事 I've grown old without understanding how I got here.
你知道这外面有什么在等着你吗 Do you know what awaits you outside of here?
不知道 什么 No. What?
青春 Youth.
话说... Anyway...
他可曾说过吉尔达·布拉克的事 Did he ever say anything about Gilda Black?
他从没说过别的 He never talked about anything else.
她是他的女友吗 Was she his girlfriend?
女友 远算不上 Girlfriend is ... way to much.
唯一发生过的一件事就是 有一次 The only thing that ever happened was one time ...
他们还是孩子的时候 ... When they were kids ...
他们在某个公园 手牵手 ... They held hands and walked together for a few yards ...
一起走了几码路 ... In some park.
他把这叫作 He used to call it:
我学习骑自行车的时刻 "The moment I learned to ride a bike. "
- 他和你说过吗 - 没有 - Didn't he ever tell you about it? - No.
我们彼此 We only ever told each other ...
只诉说好的事 ... The good things.
该死的 Fuck!
伊戈尔·斯特拉文斯基 维拉·斯特拉文斯基
我一直等着 I waited till the...
探访时间 来见你 ... Visiting hours to come and see you.
他们不知道 梅勒尼 They don't know, Melanie.
孩子们不知道他们父母的坎坷经历 Children, don't know their parents ordeals.
当然 他们知道某些细节 一些明显的地方 Sure, they know certain details, striking elements.
他们知道自己需要知道的 And they know what they need to know ...
来让自己选边站 ... To be on one side or the other.
他们并不知道 They don't know that I trembled ...
我在台上第一次看见你时颤抖了 ... The first time I ever saw you on stage.
整个乐团的人都在我背后笑我恋爱了 All the orchestra behind my back were laughing at my falling in love.
也笑我出乎意料的脆弱 And my unexpected fragility.
他们不知道你卖了你母亲的珠宝 They don't know that you sold of your mother's jewellery ...
来支助我的第二首曲子 ... In order to help me with my second piece ...
而那时其他人都拒绝了我 ... When everyone else was turning me down ...
称我为愚蠢又傲慢的音乐家 ... Calling me "presumptuous", "inelegant" musician.
我觉得他们并不知道 They don't know...
你也这么认为 不过你是对的 ... That you too, and you were right ...
那时你认为我是一个愚蠢又傲慢的音乐家 ... That you thought I was a presumptuous, inelegant musician at that time.
你哭得很厉害 And you cried so hard.
不是因为你卖了你母亲的珠宝 Not because you sold you mother's jewellery ...
而是因为你背叛了你母亲 ... But because you sold your mother.
他们不知道我们在一起了 They don't know that we were together ...
你和我 ...You and I...
曾不顾一切疲惫 痛苦和艰难 ... Despite all the exhaustion, and the pain, and hardship.
梅勒尼 Melanie ...
他们一定从不知道 They must never know ...
你和我 ... That you and I ...
曾不顾一切 ...despite everything...
将彼此看作 ... Liked to think of ourselves ...
一曲《简颂》 ... As a simple song.
看着我 Look at me.
年轻气盛 译者/微博@ Emtee 微信公号 emteeoa
中文译者/微博@ Emtee 微信公号 emteeoa 英字制作 maister_Pernat