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云中漫步wfaith
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柏格
莫金斯
Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk!
输赢算什么？伙计们喝起来！
Let's do it.
开始吧
Get you drunk, Merkins. You too, Borgs.
酒好好喝 莫金斯 你也是 柏格
I'm thirsty. Huh?
我口渴了 啊？
I need four shots of vodka, four shots of water.
给我四杯伏特加 四杯水
I want you to send the vodka over to the Merkins'.
麻烦你把伏特加送给莫金斯他们
Send the water to us. You understand?
把水送给我们 明白吗？
What former Supreme Court Justice...
哪一位前最高法院法官...
- Oliver Wendell Holmes! - Correct.
- 奥利佛·文德尔·霍尔姆斯! - 回答正确
Yes!
好耶!
Again, I'd like to ask the players to allow me to...
重申一下 我希望选手们先等我...
To finish the question.
说完问题再作答
Very funny.
真幽默
Okay, okay. This is getting embarrassing.
好了 好了 要是输给他们就太丢脸了
So we need to focus.
所以我们得集中注意力
'Cause this isn't a game.
因为这已经不是一场游戏而已了
It literally is.
确实只是一场游戏
Bill, do not test me right now.
比尔 现在可别挑战我的耐心
Looks like we're down to two teams.
现在决赛的两队同比分
So for double points,
下面是一道两分题
what is the name of the purple Teletubby?
紫色的天线宝宝叫什么名字?
- Tinky Winky! - You're both correct.
- 丁丁! - 两队回答都正确
He always carried a...
他总是拿着一个...
- Red purse. - Yeah.
- 红色的手提袋 - 是的
- And he loved big hugs. - Big hugs.
- 而且他喜欢大大的拥抱 - 大大的拥抱
I know. I'm Max.
我知道 我叫马克斯
Annie.
我叫安妮
Ha-ha! You're never gonna be able to
哈哈！你不能一直
hold on to Asia! You hear me?
占据着亚洲！明白了吗？
Hey, if you take Kamchatka, and I take Mongolia,
嘿 如果你占据堪察加半岛 我占据蒙古
堪察加半岛 位于俄罗斯远东地区 地处亚洲东北部 现属于堪察加边疆区 西临鄂霍次克海 东邻太平洋和白令海 长1250公里 面积37万平方公里 人口约24.8万 岛上有127座火山 其中有22座活火山 有许多喷泉和温泉 半岛南端有俄罗斯唯一的小型地热发电站
we could trap Linda in the middle.
我们就可以把琳达困在中间了
- Starve out her armies. - Hey!
- 饿死她的军队 - 嘿！
You can't form alliances.
你们不能结成同盟
Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm?
希特勒就是这么干的 是吧？嗯？
You're high-fiving Hitler?
你们居然为希特勒击掌欢庆?
All right, you got this. Last one.
这个你一定能答对 最后一题
Oh, that's Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.
哦 答案是 《暮光之城：破晓》
Yes!
正确!
I'm up, I feel good.
让我来 我很有信心
Two words.
两个词
Bill. Overweight.
比尔 肥胖
- No. - Single. Out of work.
- 不 - 单身 失业
What the fuck?
搞什么鬼！
Hairy.
多毛
Carry, marry.
搬运 结婚
Marry!
结婚
You. Me.
你 我
Marry me?
嫁给我？
Dude, we got it! We got it!
老兄 答对了！我们答对了！
Annie, will you?
安妮 你愿意吗？
Will you marry me?
你愿意嫁给我吗？
- Is that a yes? That's a yes! - Yeah!
- 这是答应了吗？你答应了！ - 是的!
I'm really happy for you guys.
我真替你们两位高兴
游戏之夜
- Lot of pressure here. - Yeah.
- 你貌似压力很大啊 - 没错
You miss, you lose it all.
一着不慎 满盘皆输
Stay outta my head.
别分散我的注意力
And you know you have a distinct advantage with the smaller hands, right?
你的手更小一点 玩这个更有优势 不是吗？
Your goal posts are not as big.
你获胜取决于你的手比我的小
Well, I guess you should've married Uma Thurman.
我想你应该娶乌玛·瑟曼为妻
乌玛·瑟曼（1970.04.29- ） 好莱坞著名女影星 1988年参演处女作《亲吻老爸说 晚安》而出道 主要代表作《情迷六月花》《低俗小说》《蝙蝠侠与罗宾》《杀死 比尔》《杀死比尔2》《孤星泪》《春心荡漾》《我的超人女友》《波西·杰克逊与 神火之盗》《女性瘾者》《女性瘾者2》前两任丈夫分别为加里·奥德曼和伊桑·霍克
Yeah, that would've been great.
是啊 我倒是真的很想
There's a snap, here's the hold.
你再怎么干扰我也没用 我能稳得住
- Ooh! - And a text.
- 哦! - 来了一条短信
That was interference.
这属于外界干扰 不算
Sorry, honey. I know how much that meant to you.
抱歉 亲爱的 我知道输赢对你来说很重要
期待今晚的游戏
布鲁克斯
- Come on. - Dr. Chin is ready for you.
- 得了吧 - 陈医生已经在等你们了
Uh, great.
呃 好的
I think we've determined why you've been having trouble conceiving.
我想我们已经找到你们不能怀上孩子的原因了
- Okay. Let's have it. - Okay, great.
- 好的 告诉我们吧 - 好的 说吧
Oh, what's that look? Is it me? Of course it's me.
这是什么表情 是我的原因吗 当然是我的原因
I'm not loving your semen.
你的精子质量不是太好
- Oh? - Your count is excellent,
- 是吗？ - 你精子的数量很多
but your motility is well below normal.
但是精子的活动性低于正常水平
- That's too bad. - What would cause that?
- 那太糟糕了 - 什么原因引起的？
It can be genetic, environmental factors.
可能是基因问题 也可能是环境因素造成的
Nine times out of 10, though, it's psychological.
但是90%的情况 是因为心理或精神方面的问题造成的
Have you been feeling anxious or stressed?
你最近有感觉非常焦虑或压力山大吗
No, I don't think so. Not really.
没有吧 应该没有
Uh... He's always a little stressed.
呃...他一直压力有点大的
You don't have to write... I'm not...
你不要把这个写进...我没有...
Honey, she's writing it down.
亲爱的 她还真给写下来了
Well, Max is very competitive.
马克斯这人好胜心非常强
As am I.
我也是
We sure are.
我们确实如此
One of the reasons I fell in love with him.
这就是我爱上他的原因之一
Maybe that makes him a little more prone to stress than normal people.
也许这就是他比正常人压力稍微大一点的原因
"Normal people"?
"正常人"?
How long has this been going on, Max?
这种情况持续多久了 马克斯？
It's not going on.
根本没这事
Oh, well, you did say even when you were a kid,
对了 你确实说过即使在你很小的时候
you would freak out if you lost at anything.
输了比赛之类的 你就会抓狂的
Oh, I was a kid.
哦 我从小就如此
Especially if you lost to your brother.
特别是如果你输给了你的哥哥
Hmm.
嗯
Hey, is that what this is?
嘿 是因为你哥哥的原因吗
No.
不
You have been so uptight
自从你知道布鲁克斯要回来之后
since you found out that Brooks is coming to town.
你就一直焦虑不安
- I mean,Could that be a factor in all this? - I don't think that's true. Let's be fair.
- 我没法怀孕 不会和这件事有关吧？ - 并非如此 实话实说
Sibling rivalry can be very powerful.
手足相争的影响远比我们想象的强大
Cain and Abel, the Baldwins.
比如该隐和亚伯 鲍德温兄弟
该隐与亚伯出自《圣经》 他们是亚当与夏娃被逐出伊甸园后先后生下的一对兄弟 兄长是该隐 成了农夫 小儿子是亚伯 成了牧人 该隐拿地里的出产为供物献给了耶 和华 亚伯也将他羊群中的羊献上 但上帝比较青睐弟弟亚伯的供品 没有接受该隐 的 该隐痛恨并且妒忌弟弟 最后把亚伯杀了 该隐成了人类历史上第一个杀人犯
- The what? - The brothers.
- 什么玩意? - 兄弟之间的竞争
I'm not sure why we're discussing this. She's not a therapist.
我不明白我们为啥要讨论这个 她又不是心理医生
You're not a therapist, right? With all respect.
恕我直言 你不是一位心理医生 是吧？
- No, but I am a doctor. - Sure.
- 是的 可我是名医生啊 - 那倒是
And I believe in treating the whole patient.
我相信我能了解病人整体情况后对症治疗
So, what is it about your brother that makes you feel emasculated?
你哥哥到底哪些方面让你感觉自己稍逊一筹？
Are we gonna do this?
真的要谈论这个吗？
We're right next to the room where I masturbated.
我可是刚刚还在隔壁的房间打手枪呢
I think he has it in his head that Brooks is cooler
我认为他心里一直认为布鲁克斯
and more successful and hotter than he is.
比他更酷 更成功 更帅气
I never said hotter.
我可从来没说过更帅气
He's charming.
他确实很有魅力
That's interesting. And is he single?
有意思 他现在单身吗？
What's that?
问这干嘛？
I don't know if I mentioned it, but Keith and I are on a trial separation.
我不记得有没有提起过 我现在和基思暂时分居了
- Oh. - Keith?
- 哦 - 基思？
Uh, Keith.
是的 基恩
So, do you think your brother would wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?
所以 你觉得你哥哥愿不愿意和我出去喝杯咖啡什么的？
Gosh, I don't know.
天啊 我怎么知道
Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.
问一下又无妨
Hurts a little.
那倒未必
Now, is he a tall fellow? 'Cause I'm only 5'2".
还有 他高不高啊？因为我身高只有1米58左右
We're all done with my semen?
我们不是在谈我的精子问题吗？
He is taller than Max.
他比马克斯高点
- Good. - But he did date this ballerina once,
- 很好 - 但他以前确实和一个跳芭蕾的约会过
and she was just a teeny-tiny little thing.
可她也只是一个小不点
Ooh.
哦
Honey, Gary. Don't mention game night, okay?
亲爱的 是盖理 别提游戏之夜的事 明白吗？
Mmm-hmm.
嗯
- Good evening, Max. - Hey, Gary.
- 晚上好 马克斯 - 嘿 盖理
- Annie. - Hello there.
- 安妮 - 你好啊
Hi, Gary!
嗨 盖理！
Just checking the mail.
我只是出来取一下信件
0h. yeah?
是吗？
Some people check it earlier in the day,
有些人喜欢一大早出来取信件
but there's always a risk that the mail carrier hasn't come yet.
但总因为邮递员还没来送件而白跑一趟
This spares me the chance of a futile trip to the mailbox.
我这个时间来取就不会遇到这样的问题
Uh-huh.
啊哈
Plus, it allows Bastian here the opportunity to urinate.
另外 这时候出来也能让巴斯蒂安出来尿尿
You have a good one.
说得没错
Any plans for this evening?
今晚有什么计划吗？
No.
没有
Perhaps a game night?
今晚不是游戏之夜？
We're just gonna stay in,
我们打算待在家里
-just the two of us. - Mmm-hmm.
- 就我们两个 - 嗯哼
- Boring. - Mmm.
- 无聊啊 - 嗯
I see.
知道了
I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.
我确实希望 下次再有游戏之夜 记得邀请我
You bet.
一定记得
I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends
我一直非常享受和好朋友之间
competing in games of chance and skill.
在竞技游戏的比拼中 迸发出的友情火花
Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll do that,
好的 好的 我们记住了
but tonight, it's just the two of us.
但是今晚 我们想过二人世界
Three bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.
但我看到你们买了三袋多堤士玉米片
There was a special on these tonight.
今晚超市搞促销
Three for one.
买1送2
Three for one?
买1送2？
Yup.
是的
How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?
这样搞 菲多利还赚什么钱?
These corporations,
这些大公司呢
I don't know what they're doing.
我也不知道他们在搞啥名堂
Well, you two enjoy each other.
好吧 祝你俩玩得开心
It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.
我们常常在失去之后才懂得去珍惜
- I think that's it. - Okay.
- 到此为止吧 - 好的
Bye-bye!
再见！
If Gary sees the others coming, we're screwed.
如果让盖理看到有人来了 那我们就完蛋了
No, no, honey, it's not gonna be a problem.
不 不 亲爱的 不用担心
I was very, very clear with everyone to park far away
我已经明确告诉所有人把车停远点
and just to sneak in quietly, you know.
然后悄悄地溜进来
But now, I mean, you don't think we're being dicks, do you?
可是 你不觉得我们这样做很操蛋吗？
I mean, should we just still invite the guy?
要不 我们还是邀请那家伙吧？
He really seemed like he wanted to play.
看起来他确实很想参加
No, no. Debbie was our friend,
不 不 黛比才是我们的朋友
and Gary was just the creepy husband that we had to put up with.
而盖理举止诡异 又是她的的前夫 我们不得不和他交往而已
That's true.
有道理
He's only gotten worse since the divorce.
是在离婚以后 他才变得如此诡异的
Yeah, we don't owe him anything, right? Fuck him!
是啊 我们又不欠他什么 对吧？去他的吧！
Hi!
嗨！
Hi.
嗨
Can we help you?
有什么可以帮你的吗？
I'm okay.
没事
Hey!
嘿！
Of course. Ryan, why are you coming in through the window?
难怪如此 瑞恩 为什么你们从窗户爬进来？
You said sneak in so RoboCop wouldn't see us.
是你说要偷偷溜进来 别让机械战警看到我们啊
I meant sneak in through the door.
我的意思 是让你从大门偷偷溜进来
Well, you were super vague.
靠 你又没讲清楚
- I wasn't vague at all. - Wine?
- 我明明说得很清楚的 - 喝点酒吗?
I know I didn't say, "Break the succulents."
但我肯定没说 “把这些肉肉都踩死”
- Hey. - I'm not dressed for this nonsense.
- 嘿 - 我搞不懂为什么要这样做
This is ridiculous.
太搞笑了
It's like Night of the Living Dead in here.
简直就象《活死人之夜》里的僵尸一样
Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max.
是啊 来你这玩一次太难了 马克斯
I didn't say to come through the window.
我又没让你们从窗户里钻进来
This is Max. We used to work together.
这位是马克斯 我以前的同事
- His wife, Annie. Michelle. - Hey!
- 这位是他的妻子安妮 这位是米歇尔 - 嘿！
And that guy, Kevin.
那个家伙叫凯文
- What's up, buddy? - The door was right there.
- 你好吗 伙计? - 门不就在那儿
Guys, this is Madison.
各位 这位是麦迪逊
Yeah, you brought her last week.
是啊 你上周带她来过
You work at Forever 21, right?
你是在“永远21”上班 对吧？
forever 21 美国当下最火热的时装品牌 也是美国的标志性快时尚品牌 遍布全球 500多家连锁店 成为美国年轻人最喜欢的服饰品牌 以每天百款上新及平易近人的 价格 深受全世界的欢迎 在美国的销售量排名前5位 每年向中国的出口量有几百亿 锁定的目标客户主要是20岁-30岁的都市活力人群 曾多次出现在热门美剧中
- No, no. - I work at Sephora.
- 不是的 - 我是在“丝芙兰”工作
丝芙兰 全球化妆品零售权威 1969年创立于法国里摩日 在全球拥有1665家店铺 遍布超过28个国家的国际化都市 1997年加入全球奢侈品牌公司LVMH 2005年 4月在上海开启了她们在中国大陆的第一家店 在商店内提供全面的产品选择 从护 肤美容到香水等各种化妆品精选品牌 更有独家专有的"丝芙兰中国"品牌产品
- I'm confused. - Different girl.
- 我搞混了 - 两个不同的女孩
Same look, same voice.
长得一样 声音也一样
Nice to meet you.
很高兴认识你
You, too.
我也是
- That's yours. -It's...
- 冲你的 - 好吧...
No. I think you're supposed to kiss it, right?
不 我想是该吻一下她的手 对吧？
Welcome.
欢迎
Do you guys have a bathroom?
你们家有洗手间吗？
There's one just down the hall. You need it?
过道那一头就有一间 你要用吗？
Okay, is it on the right or the left? I don't wanna go in the wrong room.
是在右边还是左边？我不想走错房间
The one with the toilet.
有抽水马桶的那间就是
- Can't miss it. - Okay.
- 很好找的 - 好吧
- Oh, boy. - Dude!
- 哦 伙计 - 天啊！
- Wow. Where'd you find her? TED Talk? - Right?
- 哇哦 你从哪里找到她的 TED演讲会上？ - 有何指教?
TED（technology entertainment design 即技术 娱乐 设计） 美国的一家私 有非营利机构 以它组织的TED大会著称 宗旨是“值得传播的创意” 诞生于1984 年 发起人是理查德·索·乌曼 TED演讲的特点是毫无繁杂冗长的专业讲座 观点响亮 开门见山 种类繁多 看法新颖 从2006年起 TED演讲的视频被上传到网上
No, at Chipotle.
不 是在契普多墨西哥餐厅里
Chipotle Mexican Grill 成立于1993年 总部位于美国科罗拉多州丹佛 是一家以提供墨西哥玉米煎饼和墨西哥玉米面豆卷为主而风靡全美的连锁 餐厅 开创了餐饮连锁企业新的服务模式 也就是快餐式休闲 在墨西哥风味 餐饮市场上 契普多墨西哥餐厅占据了绝对的统治地位
Let me ask you something, Ryan.
请教你一个问题 瑞恩
Aren't you sick of losing game night every week
你每周带来的女伴害得你输掉比赛
because of the dates you bring?
你不郁闷吗？
They're not always that bad.
她们又不是都很糟糕吧
Heather, seriously.
希瑟 说真的
How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need?
你到底要用狗狗滤镜自拍多少张照片才满意？
Uh... "Dennis" isn't a word.
呃..."丹尼斯" 并不算一个词
Uh, yeah, it is. It's my daddy's name, so...
算的啦 那是我爸爸的名字 所以...
These are the elite, the very best, the...
这些都是精英 是最棒的 是...
Oh, oh! White people!
哦 哦 白人！
- What? - Oh, Jesus.
- 什么? - 哦 上帝
Okay, unlike you psychos,
好吧 不像你们这群蛇精病
I don't give a shit about winning game night.
我对在游戏之夜获胜并不感冒
I don't need that validation.
我并不需要这种成就感
But you do need the validation of dating lnstagram models?
但是你需要约会那些网红模特来寻找成就感？
Absolutely.
那当然了
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not like you, Michelle.
对不起 我和你不一样的 米歇尔
We didn't all meet our soul mate when we were 10 years old.
我们不是每个人都能在10岁的时候遇到自己的灵魂伴侣
14.
是14岁
- Oh, sorry. -14.
- 哦 抱歉 - 是14岁
And we didn't get married until we were 19.
而且我们是到19岁才正式结婚
- See, that's gross. - You know what, Ryan?
- 真恶心 - 你知道吗 瑞恩?
I hope one day you get to meet a lovely, young lady.
我希望你有一天也能遇到一位可爱年轻的女孩
So you can love her as much as I love my sweet baby right here.
这样你就能象我爱身边的这位一样去爱她了
Yes, find her. Look how cute this...
是啊 早日遇真爱 瞧我们多甜蜜...
- Hey, look at this. - So much love.
- 嘿 快瞧瞧 - 多么恩爱
Let's look at him when we do it.
我们亲的时候看着他
- Hey, everybody, grab your drinks. - Find the love!
- 嘿 各位 拿上你们的酒杯 - 一定要找到真爱！
Let's go play, come on.
我们开始玩游戏了 快点
Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days?
老兄 你知道那些有钱人这些天在游戏之夜玩些什么吗？
What's that?
玩什么?
- Fight clubs. - What?
- 格斗俱乐部 - 什么?
I just read about them.
我也是刚刚知道的
They pay poor people to fight each other,
他们会付钱给穷人让他们格斗
and then they bet on the winner.
然后押注谁是获胜者
- No, that's not a real thing. - Yes, it is!
- 不可能 这肯定是假新闻 - 是的 是真的
If you can have anything you want in this world,
在这个世界上 如果你能予取予求的话
you have to raise the stakes, or life gets boring.
你就必须去增加赌注 否则人生将变得索然无味
The Kennedys used to have fight clubs at their compound.
以前在肯尼迪家族的院子里就有格斗俱乐部
Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading BuzzFeed every second of the damn day.
老铁 听着 别他妈的每天泡在BuzzFeed这样的八卦网站上了
BuzzFeed 一家美国的新闻聚合网站 2006年由乔纳·佩雷蒂(Jonah Peretti)创建 于美国纽约 致力于从数百个新闻博客那里获取订阅源 通过搜索发送信息链接 为 用户浏览当天网上的最热门事件提供方便 被称为是媒体行业的颠覆者 BuzzFeed 借助最拿手的猫猫狗狗榜单图风靡社交网络 并发展成为一个盈利的内容网站
How about some charades? Huh, should we start with charades?
来手势猜谜怎么样？我们就从这个游戏开始吧？
- Let's go! - Yeah!
- 来吧！ - 好啊！
It's been a while, huh?
好久没玩这个了 啊？
Do you wanna wait for Brooks?
要不要等等布鲁克斯？
I don't think we need to. No, he's late.
不必了 不了 是他自己迟到了
- Wait, hold up. Brooks is in town? - Yeah.
- 等等 布鲁克斯要回来? - 是的
I thought he was working in Europe.
他不是在欧洲工作的嘛
He was, yeah. He's apparently back for some business.
是啊 显然他是回来处理一些公事的
Haven't seen him yet.
人还没影呢
- But we can get started. - Yeah!
- 那我们先开始吧 - 好的!
- Who wants to start? - Who are you guys talking about?
- 哪位想先来 - 你们正在说谁呢？
Max's brother. He's this super successful venture capitalist.
马克斯的哥哥 他是位非常成功的风险投资家
Yeah, he was the first to invest in Panera Bread, you know?
是啊 他是第一个投资帕尼罗面包店的人
The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea.
富士苹果沙拉就是他的创意
- A lot of investors. - Yeah.
- 投资者比比皆是 - 是的
He's like the Mark Wahlberg to Max's Donnie.
马克斯是唐尼·沃尔伯格的话 那他哥哥就是马克·沃尔伯格
马克·沃尔伯格（1971.06.05-） 美国影视演员 歌手 制作人 主要代表作 《天兵 总动员》《斗士》《生死狙击》《泰迪熊》《完美风暴》《孤独的幸存者》 《泰 迪熊2》《无间道风云》《老爸当家》《深海浩劫》《变形金刚4》《变形金刚5》 《爱国者之日》《金钱世界》其兄唐尼·沃尔伯格亦为演员 但名气相比弟弟小很多
Well...
嗯...
Which is a huge compliment
这算很高的赞誉了
because Donnie was fucking great in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he?
因为唐尼在《灵异第六感》里演得非常棒 是吧？
He was.
的确
Was he "m The Sixth Sense?
唐尼演了《灵异第六感》吗？
He sure is, yeah. You know who is not in The Sixth Sense?
是啊 他确实参演了 知道谁没演过《灵异第六感》吗？
Mark Wahlberg.
马克·沃尔伯格
Mark would never take a role that small.
马克从来不会接这种小角色的
Is that right, Madison?
是这样的吗 麦迪逊?
Man, I haven't seen him since the wedding.
伙计 自从你婚礼之后我就没见过他了
- Remember that speech he gave? - Yes.
- 还记得他所作的致辞吗？ - 当然记得
And then he paid for that whole firework display!
婚礼后的烟花秀还是他付的钱！
- Oh, my gosh! The fireworks! - Little over the top.
- 天啊 那些烟花太美了 - 有点夸张了
Let's get started. I'm gonna start us off.
我们开始吧 我先起个头
Yes, let's start! Here we go. Let's do it.
好了 开始吧! 大家开始吧
We gotta pick teams first.
我们先分组吧
- Movie? - It's a movie. Okay.
- 电影？ - 是部电影 对了
- Dude, we have no teams. - You just give up?
- 老兄 我们还没分组呢 - 你弃权了吗？
Better not be Brooks.
最好不是布鲁克斯来了
You didn't tell him to park up the street?
你没告诉他把车停在街上吗？
I did, yeah, like, three times.
我说过的啊 起码3遍
Hey!
嘿！
He got a Stingray, huh?
他买了一辆斯丁瑞跑车 嗯哼？
Turn off your car!
快熄火
What's that?
说啥？
Hello, again.
你好 又碰面了
Mmm...
嗯...
Still wearing the uniform.
竟然还穿着制服
Hey, bud, I'm sorry I'm late.
嘿 伙计 抱歉来晚了
I hope you didn't start game night without me.
希望我不在 你们还没开始游戏之夜
Did you not get my text?
你没收到我的短信吗
What text?
什么短信？
Oh, hello, Officer.
你好 警官
Why's that guy staring at us?
为什么那家伙要盯着我们？
Gary, I want you to meet my brother, Brooks.
盖理 向你介绍一下我的哥哥 布鲁克斯
We're having a little family three-man game night tonight.
我们今晚要在家举行一个小型的3人游戏之夜
Wait, what do you mean three-man?
等一下 什么叫3人游戏之夜？
You said that Michelle and Ryan and Kevin were--
你说过米歇尔和瑞恩还有凯文都...
No, no, no. Just gonna be us three.
不 不 不 只有我们三个人
I can see them in the doorway.
我看到他们都站在门口呢
There's a whole mess of people. Hey, guys!
有一大群人呢 嘿 大家好！
- There they are - Hey!
- 他们就在那儿 - 嘿!
These guys are leaving.
他们正要离开呢
Take off, guys.
快走吧 各位
We had a little bit of a mix-up with the, um...
我们可能有点搞混了...
- God damn it! - What?
- 妈的! - 怎么了?
We didn't want him to know that we're having a game night.
我们不想让他知道 我们在玩游戏之夜
He used to come, and we don't like him anymore, so...
他以前来玩过 后来我们不再喜欢他了 所以...
Oh.
哦
You know, I think he knows now.
看来他现在知道了
He sure does.
那当然
Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in.
马克斯·帕德 快来 抱一个
I haven't seen you in a year!
我都快一年没见到你了！
Hey, you smell good.
嘿 头发闻起来不错
What is that? Is that Selsun Blue? Head and Shoulders?
用得什么？潇洒系列？还是海飞丝？
Why do you assume it's a dandruff shampoo?
为什么你认为是去头屑洗发水的味道？
Well, I mean, you've always been a little bit of a snowstorm.
因为我知道你一直都有挺多头皮屑的啊
- Hey, would you hold that for a second? - Yup.
- 嘿 能帮我拿一下吗？ - 好吧
Hey, guys!
嘿 伙计们
Well, you look good, stranger.
你看上去气色不错 陌生人
It's been forever.
而且一向如此
I know, and that's my fault. I'm so sorry.
好吧 都是我的错 对不起了
Sweet ride, Brooks.
座驾不赖啊 布鲁克斯
Oh, you like that? I just got her a couple weeks ago.
哦 你喜欢吗？我几个星期前买的
What is that? A Corvette?
什么牌子的？科尔维特？
科尔维特 雪佛兰Corvette是美国国宝级的超级跑车 亦是通用旗下最高端的超级跑 车品牌 该系列诞生于1953年 至今共衍生出7代车型 最新的为14款C7车型 特别能 体现美国人对于超级跑车的追求 狂野大气 不拘小节 狂躁的V8发动机 7.0的巨大排 量 ZR1车型0-100仅需3秒左右 最高时速更是达到了惊人的350公里
It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe.
是76年款的红色斯丁瑞轿跑
It was my dream car as a kid.
是我从小就梦寐以求的汽车
And that's what gave me the idea to get it.
这也是我要买一辆的原因
You know what? I love your house.
知道不？我蛮喜欢你家的
Are you being sarcastic?
你这是在挖苦吗
No, I mean I love your house.
不 是真的喜欢你家
It reminds me of Mom and Dad's.
让我想起了爸爸妈妈的家
Makes me think of simpler times.
也让我认识到什么是更简单的生活方式
"Simpler"?
"更简单"?
Uh, so, how long are you in town for?
那你这次回来准备待多久?
You know, I'm not sure.
这个我还不太确定
It depends on how many clients
取决于公司想让我
the firm's gonna be having me schmooze while I'm here.
在这里和多少客户拉拉关系
But hopefully for a while.
但愿待的时间长一点
I don't get to see you guys, and I...
我一直没机会来看看你们 我...
God, I really miss you, man. I really do.
天啊 我真的好想你 老弟 真的
Oh
哦
Miss you, too, Brooks.
我也想你 布鲁克斯
And go!
开始！
Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan.
工业金属摇滚乐手 和罗丝·麦高恩约会过
罗丝·麦高恩 1973年9月5日生于意大利 演员 歌手 主要代表作《沉睡野人》《玩 尽末世纪》《惊声尖叫》《Southie》《蹦蹦猴》《奇怪的心》《黑色大丽花》 《刑房》《恐惧星球》《死亡证据》《五十活死人》《亡命边缘》《牧师的妻子》 《王者之剑》《泄密的心》与摇滚歌手玛丽莲·曼森有过为期一年的短暂婚姻
Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson.
哦 玛丽莲·曼森
Yep. You got it.
回答正确
- Quick story. - There's no pausing.
- 讲个小故事 - 不允许暂停
You remember the urban myth where Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out
你们还记得那个都市传说吗 玛丽莲·曼森把自己肋骨取出来
so he could go down on himself?
就是为了方便给自己口交？
Yeah.
记得
You don't mind me telling the story, do you, Max?
你不介意我给大家讲这个故事吧 马克斯？
You're in the middle of a--
还在玩游戏呢
You were 14 years old. It's an adorable story.
就是在你14岁时发生的事 很有趣的一件事
I forbid it.
我不准你讲
I'm a little curious.
我有点好奇呢
Did you blow yourself?
你也给自己口交了吗？
You know the bungee cords on roof racks?
大家知道车顶行李架上的弹力绳吧？
Yeah.
知道
Max took one of those bungee cords, and he put it around his neck.
马克斯拿了一些弹力绳 然后绕在自己的脖子上
Here he goes.
还是讲出来了
And then he wrapped it behind his legs
然后他把绳子缠在自己的腿上
so he could squish his face down into his crotch,
这样他就能把自己的头往裆部拉
but the problem was
但是问题来了
that it got stuck! He couldn't unhook it.
打的结卡住了！他根本解不开
And about an hour later
大约过了个把小时
Mom comes home, and she finds him there.
妈妈回家了 看到了他那副模样
Shit!
该死！
Her little pretzel boy on his bedroom floor naked.
她那可怜的椒盐卷饼男孩 一丝不挂地躺在地板上
Little pretzel boy?
椒盐卷饼男孩
Great story. Are we back on now?
很棒的故事 现在可以继续玩游戏了吗？
So?
结果呢？
"So" what?
“结果”什么
Did you suck it?
你给自己口了吗？
Let's go. Come on. Brooks.
接着玩 快点 布鲁克斯
Back to it. Come on. Play the game.
别打岔了 快点 继续玩游戏
Poor man's Johnny Depp, starred in Jericho.
小约翰尼·德普 主演了《核爆危机》
Skeet Ulrich.
斯基特·乌尔里奇
UN Secretary General '92 to '96.
联合国秘书长 任期92年到96年
Oh, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
布特罗斯 布特罗斯·加利
This guy. He hated kids in Jurassic Park.
这个家伙 他很讨厌《侏罗纪公园》里的孩子们
Uh, Sam Neill.
呃 山姆·尼尔
Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman.
玩杜波斯特泊的DJ 长得象科里·费尔德曼
- Skrillex. - Yep.
- 史奇雷克斯 - 正确
- Rappers love this Cubist painter. - Picasso!
- 说唱歌手很喜欢这位立体派画家 - 毕加索!
- Big cat shot by asshole dentist. - Cecil the lion!
- 被混蛋牙医射杀的大猫 - 狮子塞西尔!
Time!
时间到！
- How many? - Seven!
- 答对了多少? - 七道!
Seven!
七道！
You're up, pretzel boy.
该你了 椒盐卷饼男孩
Whoo! GO, Max!
喔！加油 马克斯
- Come on, Max. - All right. Here we go.
- 加油 马克斯 - 准备好 开始
And kick it. Go!
计时开始！
爱德华·诺顿
Oh, this is easy!
哦 这一道容易
Annie, the famous actor that we met at the airport about eight years ago.
安妮 大约8年前我们在机场碰到的那位著名演员
Who?
谁？
Only actor we've ever met at an airport who's famous.
我们在机场碰到过的唯一一个演员 很有名的
Bobby Flay?
巴比·福雷?
Not an actor. This fellow was in front of us at the Sbarro.
这个不是演员 在斯巴罗餐厅坐在我们前面的
斯巴罗（Sbarro）一家美国比萨连锁店 1956年由Gennaro和Carmela Sbarro 共同创建 专营纽约风格的比萨和意大利美食 2015年5月 雅虎食物将其评为美国 第二好的比萨连锁店 竞争对手包括达美乐比萨 小凯撒 棒约翰和必胜客 在全球33 个国家开设超过800家连锁店 这些餐厅主要位于商场 机场 服务区和大学校园
We were wondering why he wasn't in the first-class lounge.
我们当时还很奇怪他为什么不坐头等舱
Oh, yes, yes.
哦 想起来了
Who was that?
是谁啊？
God damn it!
该死！
Max, there's a whole room of people to help you out here.
马克斯 满屋子的人都可以帮你呢
- Use us. - Good point.
- 求助我们吧 - 好主意
He was the Incredible Hulk.
他参演过《无敌浩克》
Eric Bana.
艾瑞克·巴纳
- Other one. - Um, Mark Ruffalo.
- 另一个 - 马克·鲁法洛
- Other one. - Lou Ferrigno.
- 另一个 - 卢·费里尼奥
Holy shit! Primal Fear.
天啊！他还演过《一级恐惧》
Richard Gere never played the Incredible Hulk.
李察·基尔可从来没演过《无敌浩克》啊
- Time. - Motherfucking Ed Norton!
- 时间到 - 答案是他妈的爱德华·诺顿
Oh!
哦
Primal Fear!
《一级恐惧》!
Oh, my God!
哦 天啊
He was the Hulk.
他演的是浩克
- The Hulk. - I forgot that.
- 绿巨人 - 我忘掉了
Max. Zero points.
马克斯 0分
I'd say he blew it, but he won't tell us, will he?
要我说他是搞砸（吹箫）了 但他是不会认的 是吧？
Shit! Did you?
该死！你认不？
I can't believe I didn't get Bob Barker.
不敢相信我竟然没猜出鲍勃·巴克
Hey, guys! What do you say we do this at my house next week?
嘿 各位！下周去我家玩游戏之夜如何？
- House? What house? - Ooh. Really?
- 家里? 哪个家里? - 真的吗?
Since I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, I rented a place.
因为我不知道在这里要待多久 就租了间房子
It's only a couple miles away.
离这里没多远
You know, it's up on Broadmoor.
就在布罗德莫附近
Oh! Swanky neighborhood.
哦！富人区啊
It's a very cool house, but it's just me there alone.
很酷的房子 但只有我一个人住
It'd be great to have you guys come over.
你们能来玩那就太好了
Oh, well, it's kind of a tradition to have game nights here.
可在这里办游戏之夜已经是传统了
But you know what?
但是你知道吗
Let's let him show off his big house, huh?
他要炫耀一下他的大房子 我们就成全他吧
That's the spirit!
这就对了！
Trust me.
相信我
This will be a game night to remember.
这一定会成为你们毕生难忘的游戏之夜
- Oh, boy. - Mmm.
- 天啊 - 嗯
Promise?
说定了？
Good night, everybody. I love you much. Drive safely.
大家晚安 好爱你们 路上小心
- Kisses! - All right.
- 再见 - 好的
- Take it easy. - Bye.
- 慢一点 - 再见
That little motherfucker.
那个该死的小混蛋
Whoa!
哇哦
Well, I mean, come on.
我说 你想想看
We don't see him in over a year.
我们都快一年没见他了
He shows up in your dream car,
他却开着你梦寐以求的跑车过来
insults our house, and then tells an embarrassing story about you
嘲笑我们的房子 还讲了个让你尴尬的故事
right before your turn just to throw you off your game.
还正好是在轮到你上场比赛之前
Welcome to my whole life. Why are you suddenly so worked up about it?
我这一生就是这么过来的啊 为什么你突然这么不爽了？
Well, cause now he's messing with your balls
因为现在他对你的蛋蛋造成了影响
and literally killing millions of our babies.
毫不夸张地说 是他杀死了我们数以百万计的宝宝
Well, that's a little dramatic,
这么说就有点扯淡了
but, yeah, you know, I mean, that's Brooks.
不过 布鲁克斯一向就是这副德性
I thought that this was just regular old brother stuff,
我原来以为就是正常的哥哥挤兑一下弟弟
-but I totally see it now. - Mmm-mmm.
- 但现在我总算彻底明白了 - 嗯
He undermines you every chance he gets.
他不肯放过任何一个贬损你的机会
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
是的 没错 没错
- It's crazy! - Thank you, Annie.
- 太疯狂了 - 谢谢 安妮
You know, I've never won a single game against him.
跟你讲 和他玩游戏我就从没赢过
I just...
我只想..
I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing.
我们必须把布鲁克斯这个问题解决了
- Fix it? - Yeah.
- 解决? - 是的
What are you suggesting?
你有什么好的办法吗？
I'm suggesting we beat his ass.
我们要让他输得颜面尽失
Jesus Christ.
天啊
Good evening.
晚上好
We're gonna skip the cleanup?
我们可以直接跳过洗漱这个环节吗？
一周后
Sure you don't wanna take a Lyft?
你确定不叫一辆来福车代驾吗？
No, no. lam not getting drunk tonight.
不 不要 我今晚不会喝醉的
- I'm gonna stay alert and ready. - Evening!
- 我会时刻保持警惕 随时准备好. - 晚上好！
Jesus, Gary!
天啊 盖理！
Where are you headed?
你们要去哪里？
We are going to, uh, to my brother's.
我们要去 我哥哥家
Another game night?
又要参加游戏之夜？
No. No, absolutely not.
不 不 绝对不是
We're going to, um,
我们要去 呃
have some dinner.
吃晚饭
Eat.
吃饭
I see.
明白了
Pity. I was going to invite you over for a dinner I'm hosting.
可惜了 我本打算邀请你们来我家吃我做的晚饭
I've purchased four lamb shanks
我买了四根小羊腿
that I've been simmering in a broth of red wine and rosemary.
我已经放了点红酒和迷迭香炖了汤
That sounds so yummy, though.
听起来真美味
Damn it.
真可惜
It was actually Debbie's recipe.
实际上 这是黛比的食谱
I like to think she left behind her recipe cards as a gesture of goodwill,
我愿意相信 这是她有意留下的食谱 代表她的美好祝愿
but it was most likely an unintentional oversight.
但事实上可能是她疏忽忘记拿走了
Well, here we go.
我们该走了
What?
什么？
I'm sorry?
怎么了？
I thought you said something.
我以为你说了什么
- No. - Nope, not us.
- 没有 - 没有 我们没说
Okay.
好的
Have fun.
玩得开心点
Oh, fuck me.
哦 我操
A guy who rents a house this big
我得说 一个男人租这么大的房子
must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.
一定是为了掩藏自己身上某种细小的东西
No, no. No, I've seen his dick. It's pretty great.
不 不 不 我见识过他的鸡鸡 很雄壮的
Well, I tried.
好吧 我已尽力安慰你了
- Hey! - Hey!
- 嘿! - 嘿!
- Hey! - How are you doing, beautiful?
- 嘿! - 你好吗 美女？
- Good, good. Really fancy. - Very nice house, Tony Stark.
- 很好 房子真漂亮啊 - 非常不错的房子 钢铁侠
Should we give our drink orders to Jarvis?
要不要把我们带的酒交给贾维斯？
No, I got the Tony Stark part, but then you went full nerd on me.
不必了 钢铁侠那段梗我了解 可后面我就接不下去了
I kind of lost you, but please do come in.
你让我迷糊了 不过还是请进吧
All right.
好的
- Thanks, Cap. - Hi, guys!
- 谢谢你 队长 - 嗨 各位好！
What's up?
你们好吗
Boy, could sleep four on that couch. Look at that.
好家伙 这沙发足足可以躺4个人了 快来看看吧
Oh, hello, friends.
你们好 朋友们
Hey, let me introduce you to my date. This is Sarah.
嘿 我来介绍一下我的女伴 这是莎拉
Sarah is head of company accounting at our office.
莎拉是我们办公室的 公司会计部负责人
Well, corporate communications.
其实我是负责公司通讯的
And she's also British, which means she's smart as shit.
而且她是英国人 也就是说 她聪明得一塌糊涂
- I'm Irish. - Okay? Same island.
- 其实我是爱尔兰人 - 是吗？反正都是同一个岛上的
Well, it's really not.
事实上不在同一个岛
- Nice to meet you. Hi. - Nice to meet you, too.
- 很高兴认识你 嗨 - 很高兴认识你
- I'm Max. - Annie.
- 我叫马克斯 - 我是安妮
So, you can't always judge a book by its past covers, can you?
你们不能总是用老眼光来看待一个人 明白吗？
- Mmm. - Almost a saying.
- 嗯 - 这话差点就够谚语级别了
- Here you go. - Hey, Brooks.
- 给你的 - 嘿 布鲁克斯
- Cheers. - We didn't know if you had any games,
- 干杯 - 我们不知道你有没有准备游戏
so we thought we'd bring you a few of our favorites.
所以我们就带了几个我们最喜欢玩的过来
Hey, look at that.
嘿 看看吧
Whoa!
哇哦！
- Huh. - The poor games.
- 哈 - 可怜的游戏们
I told you we're taking it up a notch.
我告诉过你我们这次玩点档次高的
The game that we're gonna play tonight is so epic
我们今晚玩的游戏不同凡响
that we don't need a board, and we do not need pieces.
我们不需要棋盘 也不要什么卡片
Still didn't need to throw them across the room.
那你也不能把它们扔到房间那边那么远啊
I was being theatrical.
我不过是来点戏剧效果而已
Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club?
天啊！我们不会是玩格斗俱乐部吧？
A what?
什么？
It's when rich people pay poor people to fight each other--
就是那个有钱人付钱给穷人 让穷人互相搏斗...
Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Stop with the fight club, okay?
嘿 嘿 嘿！瑞恩 瑞恩 瑞恩 别再说格斗俱乐部的事了 好吗？
- It's nonsense. - No.
- 根本没那回事 - 不
Ryan believes everything he reads.
在八卦网站看的东西 瑞恩都会相信
Thank you.
谢谢
So, what are we playing?
那么我们到底玩啥游戏？
In the next hour, someone in this room is going to be taken.
在接下来的一个小时内 房间的某个人会被带走
And it's gonna be up to you to find them before they are murdered.
在他们被谋杀前 是否能找到他 完全取决于你们
Oh! It's a murder mystery party.
哦！是神秘的谋杀派对
Not just any murder mystery.
不仅仅是神秘谋杀派对
I found this company. They do it super real.
我找到了一家公司 他们可以把这游戏真实的展现出来
They use legit actors.
他们会请正规的演员来配合游戏
You're not gonna know what's real and what's fake.
你们会真假难辨
- Fun! - But that's not all
- 有意思! - 不仅如此
because whoever finds the victim wins the grand prize.
更重要的是 最终找到受害者的人将会赢得大奖
The keys to the Stingray.
就是这辆斯丁瑞轿车的钥匙
- What? - Wow.
- 什么? - 哇哦
Just the keys?
只是车钥匙?
No, Ryan, the whole car.
不 瑞恩 包括整辆车
Oh, yes! Oh, man!
太棒了！哦 老天！
You're so lucky I brought you to this game night
带你来这次的游戏之夜 你太走运了
-and not one of Max and Annie's. - Hey!
- 幸亏没带你去马克斯和安妮举办的那次 - 嘿！
- No, I just mean, 'cause this is better. - Oh.
- 别误会 我只是说 这一次的更棒 - 哦
You're not gonna actually give away your car?
你不会真的要把你的汽车送出去吧？
Oh, it's just a tax write-off.
哦 反正都是可以用来抵税的
And the Audi, it's more practical.
而且我还有辆奥迪 那辆更实用点
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
好吧 这么说我能理解了
Okay. How do we start?
好的 那我们怎么开始呢？
We just wait for it to begin.
我们坐等就行
Maybe play a drinking game to pass the time?
或许可以玩一个喝酒游戏 打发一下时间如何？
This group does not play drinking games.
我们这群人不玩喝酒游戏的
Tonight we do, Max.
今晚我们就来玩玩 马克斯
- Oh! "Never Have I Ever." - RYAN: Good one!
- 哦 就玩"我从来没有" 的游戏吧 - 好主意!
Can you believe this guy?
你觉得这家伙正常吗？
Yeah, he's ridiculous.
是啊 他太荒谬了
Beautiful house, though.
不过这房子确实漂亮
Good champagne.
香槟也不错
Here we go.
我们动手吧
Yup. We're at the house.
是的 我们就在房子这里
We'll let you know when we have him.
等我们抓到他再通知你
Jesus Christ!
老天！
What's with that knife?
你拿着刀干什么？
It's for the cheese.
切奶酪用的啊
Okay, all right. Just, you know,
好吧 好的 你随意
really aggressive way to carry a knife.
你拿刀的方式确实够吓人的
Oh, no, I've got one.
哦 不 我想到了一个
Never have I ever connected my work computer
我从来没有在我办公电脑打开
to the projector in the conference room when it was open on a WebMD page
衣原体感染症状的医疗服务网页时 把它连接到
WebMD 美国医疗健康服务网站 为病人和医生建立了一个网上了解和交流医疗信 息的通道 其所提供的医疗资讯 除了汇集全美医师的临床报告 还有最新最完整的各 种医疗资料库 美国有四成以上的医师都是其忠实会员 它所提供的资讯绝对能满足 专业医疗人员与一般民众线上的即时资讯 、教育、社群的服务等各层面的需求
for chlamydia symptoms.
会议室投影仪上
That's not cool!
这个太差劲了！
Drink!
快喝！
Just for the record, I did not have chlamydia.
声明一下 我可没有感染衣原体
It was pubic dermatitis. You get it from not washing your crotch, so...
只是有普通的阴部皮炎 不经常清洗裆部就可能得这种病
- Okay. - Good for you.
- 好吧 - 祝福你
I... I like her.
我...我蛮喜欢她的
And, listen, you're not supposed to single people out in this game.
听着 玩这种游戏 你不能只针对某一个人
It's supposed to be generic things, like
它应该是日常的范围很广的东西 比如
"Never have I ever slept with a celebrity."
"我从来没和名人上过床"
Oh, I didn't know. Okay.
哦 我不了解规则 好吧
Whoops.
哎呀
- Mmm? - Ooh.
- 嗯? - 哦
What?
怎么了?
You slept with a celebrity?
你和名人上过床？
No, I was taking a drink separate from the game.
不 我只是喝一口酒而已 与游戏无关
- That was bad timing. - Mmm.
- 时间点不太好 - 嗯
I see how you would think, but it's not.
我知道你们怎么想的 但事实并非如此
Well, then why are you breathing like you just got off the elliptical?
那你刚才怎么有点紧张 貌似有事相瞒？
I'm not. I'm...
我没有啊 我只是...
Come on, babe. Whose turn is it?
得了吧 宝贝 下一个是谁？
Uh, it's Max. Max, it's your turn. Huh?
呃 是马克斯 马克斯 轮到你了 哈?
I'm not playing a drinking game. Who was it?
我不想玩喝酒游戏 那个人是谁？
What's the deal with that?
是啥情况?
They've been together since middle school.
他们从初中时就在一起了
It's somebody else's turn.
轮到其他人了
- Oh. Oh! - Yeah!
- 哦 ! - 是的!
How could you possibly have had sex with a celebrity
我们发誓只和对方彼此做爱
when we've only had sex with each other?
你怎么可能去和名人做爱？
Please, can you not make this one of your things right now?
拜托了 现在你能不能别无理取闹了？
How is this one of my things?
怎么成了我无理取闹了？
Yeah, Brooks, this is why we don't play drinking games.
瞧 布鲁克斯 这就是我们为何不玩喝酒游戏
it looks like the game is afoot.
看来是游戏就要开始了
Oh!
哦!
Thank you, God!
谢天谢地！
Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh?
天哪 我们作好准备 哈？
Brooks Davis?
你是布鲁克斯·戴维斯?
Yes.
是的
- Oh, shit. - Ooh!
- 哦 该死 - 哦!
This is good.
挺不错的
Agent Henderson.
我是亨德森探员
FBI.
联邦调查局的
Sunglasses at night. It's legit.
大晚上还戴着副墨镜 挺象回事
Sit down, please.
请坐下
I'll get right to the point.
我就直接开门见山了
The Bureau has been tracking a ring of violent kidnappers
当局正在追查发生在附近区域的
in this very neighborhood.
一宗连环暴力绑架案
And we have reason to believe that one of you
我们有理由相信你们当中的一员
may be their next victim.
很可能会成为下一个受害者
That's terrible news.
真是个可怕的消息
Contained within these dossiers
这些档案中
are the clues you will require to find the kidnappers.
包含了很多线索 能帮助你们找到绑匪
You'd like for us to do that, yeah?
你居然要让我们来调查 是吗？
The Bureau's... What's the Bureau's role in this?
当局...这个游戏中的当局究竟干啥吃的？
Maybe you guys could take my wife in for questioning
或许你们可以把我老婆抓走审讯一下
because, apparently, she got a secret life I don't know nothing about.
因为 很显然 她有一段不为我所知的秘密往事
- Baby, this is... - Shut up, all of you!
- 宝贝 别这样... - 你们都给我闭嘴!
Wow.
哇哦
It's not a joke.
这不是在开玩笑
You people are in real danger, and you're running out of time.
你们现在身处险境 时间所剩无几
And I, Agent Henderson, will not stand idly by
而我 亨德森探员 不会袖手旁观
while innocent civilians are slaughtered on my watch.
眼睁睁地看着无辜平民被肆意屠杀
I told you this is gonna be great.
我说过的嘛 这一定很有意思
- It's so good! - So good.
- 太爽了! - 太棒了
But, uh, before we get started,
不过 在游戏开始之前
I'm required to ask if any of you have any food allergies.
我得问问大家有没有对某种食物过敏的
Peanuts?
比如花生?
Who the hell are you?
何方神圣?
"Oh!
哦！
Now wait a second. I know you're method and all,
等等 我知道你们有自己的表演方式
but you can't just come in here and break the door.
但是你们不能破门而入
- I do not mind this game.
我挺喜欢这游戏的
'Are YOU crazy?
你疯了吗？
It's very well done.
表演得好真实
No!
不！
That is a strong table.
好结实的桌子
Oh, watch out! He's packing heat!
哦 小心！他藏了一把枪
Hell no!
没门！
Oh! Oh!
哦！哦！
Come on!
来啊！
You're just making this harder on yourself!
你这是在自找苦吃！
Oh, shit!
该死！
Guys, make sure you get a piece of this cheese. It's just...
各位 一定要尝尝这奶酪 味道...
- Cut me one. - Try it with the quince.
- 给我切一片 - 一定要蘸点温柏果酱
Oh, my God!
天啊
Now he's back.
他回来了
Stop fighting, asshole!
别打了 混蛋！
Help me! This isn't--
救救我 这不是...
The Independent Spirit Award goes to...
独立精神奖的获得者是...
独立精神奖 好莱坞电影界为鼓励独立制片影人创作的一个重要奖项 相当于独立电 影界的奥斯卡 1985年正式创办 机构成员包括美国八大电影公司以外的所有独立 制片业者 随着奥斯卡最近几年越来越关注独立电影的成绩 该奖项的影响力也日趋 扩大 对奥斯卡也有着一定的风向作用 通常在奥斯卡奖前一天公布得奖名单
Let's go!
带走！
Bye-bye!
再见!
First one that follows us gets shot!
谁要敢追上来就给他一枪
Okay, roger that. You drive safe.
好的 收到 小心开车
Come on, motherfucker!
快点 混蛋！
- That was amazing. - Really good.
- 太精彩了 - 太棒了
- That was really good. - Wow.
- 真的很棒 - 哇哦
Mmm. No, there's something about this that just doesn't feel right.
嗯 不太对劲 有件事我还是感觉不对劲
How could you cheat on me with a celebrity?
你怎么能背着我和名人滚床单？
I didn't cheat on you.
我没有背着你啊
It was before we got married when we took that break.
那事发生在结婚前 我们暂时分手的那段时间
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
哦 天啊 哦 天啊
I've been living in The Matrix.
我居然一直昏天黑地 蒙在鼓里
Agent Henderson, you just gonna keep lying there?
亨德森探员 你就这样一直躺在那里？
ls any of this real?
这是真的吗？
Well, don't kick him!
别踢他！
- Stop. - He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis.
- 住嘴 - 他的演技媲美丹尼尔·戴·刘易斯
I thought we both agreed
我俩不说说好了
that we wouldn't hook up with anybody else during that break.
暂时分手期间不和其他任何人上床的吗
Yeah, but then you went and got a hand job from Karen Waller.
是啊 可你不也让凯伦·沃勒帮你打了一次手枪吗
- No, don't do that. - Boop! Boop! Boop!
- 不 那怎么能算 - 啵!啵!啵!
Because it was over the pants, all right?
因为是隔着裤子打的 明白吗？
It was, and it hurt. it was very dry, and I didn't climax.
关键是 很疼 很干 而且我也没有高潮
Just admit it. You guys did more than that.
承认吧 你们这些家伙干得事不止这么简单
Don't turn this around on me. Do not do that.
别把矛头转移到我身上 想都别想
Don't you Johnnie Cochran me!
别学约翰尼·科克兰那样转移话题
Damn it, they got the jump on us.
该死 他们把我们撇开了
- Come on. - Shit, Kev!
- 快点 - 该死 都怪你 凯文！
Come on now!
快走吧！
All right. Here's the first clue. Looks like a riddle.
好了 这里有第一条线索 貌似一条谜语
"With shiny fangs..."
"用尖尖的牙齿..."
"My bloodless bite..."
"咬了不流血..."
"Will bring together what's mostly white."
"会把白色的东西固定起来"
Donald Trump.
唐纳德·特朗普
"Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire. Um...
"咬了不流血" 那就不是吸血鬼 呃...
I'll just Google it.
我在谷歌上搜一下
It's so inconsistent, isn't it?
好象前后有点矛盾 不是吗
I mean, they stage this super realistic fight.
他们刚刚展示了一场超级真实的打斗
They give us an FBI dossier but with riddles.
给了我们一叠带着谜语的档案
It's like, let's pick a tone. Let's stick with it.
就像是 让我们选定一个基调 然后一直坚持下去
But that's the game. You wanna win this car or not?
但这就是定好的游戏规则啊 你还想不想赢得那辆汽车了？
Yeah, yeah. More than anything,
想啊 想啊 梦寐以求
but I feel like Brooks is setting me up.
但我感觉布鲁克斯给我下了个套
Do you get that feeling? You know,
难道你没这样的感觉吗？
that this is some game where somehow he's gonna humiliate me?
就好像是专门设计用来羞辱我的某种游戏？
Mmm-hmm.
嗯哼
Well, let's not play by his rules.
好吧 那我们就不按照他的规则来
"My bloodless bite, my bloodless, bloodless bite.
"咬了不流血 咬了不流血 咬了不流血
"Bloodless bite, bloodless bite, bloodless bite."
"咬了不流血 咬了不流血 咬了不流血"
Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"? It's just...
你能不能别念叨“咬了不流血”了? 你就...
- Trying to think. - Yeah.
- 快点动动脑子吧 - 好吧
Oh, shit!
哦 该死
Max and Annie must have figured it out.
马克斯和安妮肯定是找到答案了
Right. We need to find an advantage.
好吧 我们必须也要建立一个优势
Advantage, advantage, advantage...
优势 优势 优势...
Brooks' wallet?
布鲁克斯的钱包?
You think we should steal all of his shit!
你想把他的东西全偷光吗？
No.
不
Hi, yeah. I lost my credit card.
嗨 你好 我把信用卡弄丢了
I was wondering if you could tell me what the last few charges I made were.
你能不能告诉我最后几笔支出发生在哪里
What are you doing?
你在干嘛?
If we can find out the name of the murder mystery place he used,
如果我们能查到 他消费的那一家神秘的谋杀策划机构名字
we can go to their office and pay them off to give us the final clue.
我们就可以去他们办公室 给一点好处 让他们把最终线索告诉我们
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
天啊 天啊
You're, like, a double threat. Brains and you're British.
你简直就是双份的惊喜 既聪明又是英国人
Thanks.
谢谢夸奖
Okay. What has shiny fangs that bites white things together?
好吧 什么东西既有尖尖的牙齿又能把白色的东西固定在一起？
A stapler!
订书机!
And the white things are paper.
白色的东西是纸
Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful!
是啊！你真是又聪明又不忠啊！
Oh, there it is.
哦 在这里
Yes!
是的！
Look at that.
快看看
- Flash drive. - Put it in the desktop.
- 是个内存盘 - 快把它插到电脑里
Okay.
好的
Another riddle.
又一条谜语
"I'm brown and old by day, white and young by night.
"早上我是棕色的 老的 晚上我是白色的 年轻的
"My eyes are glass.
"我的眼睛是玻璃
"I have nine faces but no head.
"我有九张脸 但没有头
"I sing to the sky but have no voice.
"我会对天歌唱但却发不出声
"I'm everywhere and nowhere."
"我无处不在 却又处处不在"
What the fuck is that?
这他妈的什么玩意?
I mean, how cool are we?
我说 我们有多酷？
- Very, very cool. We are very cool. - Right?
- 非常 非常酷 我们非常酷 - 是吗?
You're the cool one. You know, tracking the phone is just a great idea.
你就是最酷的那一位 追踪他的电话简直就是个天才想法
Still on Route 18, huh?
他还在18号公路 哈？
手机定位
We're catching up to them. Here we come, Brooksie.
马上就能追上他们了 我们来了 布鲁克斯
Can you imagine the look on his face when we find him so fast?
你能想象 我们这么快就找到他后 他脸上的表情吗
You know, baby, I can feel my sperm already coming back to life.
知道不 宝贝 我现在已经感到我的精力正在恢复活力了
- Perfect. - Yeah.
- 太好了 - 是的
So we'll win your brother's car, and then we'll go make a baby in it.
我们会赢得你哥哥的轿车 然后我们再车震生个娃
- Yeah! We'll make him watch us. Huh? - Yeah.
- 对啊！我们让他看着我们车震 啊? - 好的
- I don't wanna do that. - No, me neither.
- 我不想这样干 - 是的 我也不想
- Sorry, don't know why I said that. - I'm not into that.
- 抱歉 不知道为何我口出此言 - 我不会干这种事
- Not a great idea. - Okay.
- 不是个好主意 - 好的
Okay, great. Thank you.
好的 很好 谢谢你
All right, I got the name and the address of the games company.
我已经知道那个游戏公司的名称和地址了
- Let's go. - Yes!
- 我们走吧 - 太好了!
All we have to do now, figure out what "bloodless bite" means.
我们现在只要想出“咬了不流血”是什么意思就行了
No, we don't. That's why...
不 我们不必猜了 所以我才..
- Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no. - Doesn't matter. Let's go.
- 哦 是的 不用了 不用了 - 没关系 我们快走吧
How you gonna be old and young?
什么玩意才能又老又年轻？
- That doesn't make sense. - I know.
- 这有点自相矛盾啊 - 我知道
Guys, hey, how's it goin'?
两位 嘿 进展如何啊？
I just wanted to wish you the best of luck tonight. Bye.
我只是来祝福你们今晚好运的 再见
- No. - Mmm-mmm.
- 不会吧 - 嗯哼
What are... What are you doing?
你在..你这是干嘛？
Just being a dick.
做个混蛋该做的事
Oh!
哦！
- Don't kick him, Ryan! - He's such a good actor!
- 别踢他了 瑞恩! - 他真是个好演员！
Ryan!
瑞恩!
God damn it!
真该死!
Baby, hand me those matches. I'm about to burn this door down.
宝贝 把火柴递给我 我要把这门烧掉
You're gonna light a fire in a windowless room that we're trapped in?
我们被困在无窗的房间里 你居然想点火？
You slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
你一定跟叫比尔·奈的科学家睡过
He talked to you about flames?
是他告诉你火的这些常识吧？
What about that?
试试那个怎么样？
Where could he be?
他们会藏在哪里呢？
His phone stopped right here, huh?
他的手机定位就停留在这里 是吧？
- Hear that? - Yeah.
- 听到了吗？ - 是的
Ugh.
啊
Found it!
找到了
He must've known we were tracking him.
他肯定知道我们正在跟踪他
Well, they outsmarted us.
他们比我们更聪明
Hang on.
等等
Isn't that one of the actors?
这不是其中的一个演员吗？
Guess they're not so smart after all, huh?
看来他们也并没想象中的那么聪明嘛
Guess not. We are nailing this!
确实如此 我们铁定赢了！
Why are we crouching?
为什么我们要弓着腰走？
I don't know. It feels right.
我也不知道 这样感觉挺应景的
Oh, it's horrible in here.
哦 这里面好恐怖
- Yeah, it's sticky. Shoes are shot. - Ugh.
- 是啊 地上黏乎乎的 鞋都粘住了 - 啊
Ooh. There he is. There he is. Don't let him see you. Come on.
哦 他在那儿 他在那儿 别让他看到了 来吧
Sit down right here.
在这坐坐
Bartender, sir, can I ask you a question?
酒保 可以请教你一个问题吗？
Um...
呃...
You, um...
你 呃...
You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here,
刚才有没碰巧看到一个人被带进来
looks a little bit like me,
长得有点点像我
but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin
但是他的下巴稍微尖一点
and higher cheekbones?
颧骨高一点?
So a better-looking guy?
就是说 比你好看点?
No, well, I wouldn't call it that.
不是 我不是这个意思
I didn't see nothing.
我什么也没看到
- Oh, boy. You hear that? - Huh. Yeah.
- 天啊 你听到没? - 哈 听到了
That double negative? "Didn't see nothing"?
双重否定句吗? "什么也没看到"?
- It's a little forced, right? - Yeah, I think he's in on it.
- 是不是有点欲盖弥彰? - 是的 我感觉他是在表演
-'Course he is. - Look at those tats.
- 他肯定是的 - 看看那些刺青
So fresh, probably fake.
一看就是新弄的 很可能是假的
Tell you what. Let's give him a test, okay?
我说 我们来对他做个测试 好吗？
Let's order a couple of drinks that only a real bartender would know how to make.
我们点几杯只有真正的调酒师才会调制的酒
Oh, smart! Yes.
真聪明！好的
- Sir! Excuse me. Hi. - Barkeep.
- 先生 打扰一下！嗨 - 酒保
Totally forgot to order drinks.
我们忘记点酒了
Yes, uh...
是的 呃...
Could I please have a vodka tonic?
能给我来杯伏特加汤力吗？
Well done, honey.
点的不错 亲爱的
I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger.
我要一杯哈维撞墙
哈维撞墙 游泳运动员哈维 一次比赛得了冠军 在酒吧喝酒庆祝 一下喝了十杯此酒 晕乎乎走出去时撞在了墙上 此酒因此而得名 材料: 加力安奴力娇酒1/6 伏特加1/6 橙汁4/6 器具：茶匙 科林斯杯 调法: 1.将伏特加酒及橘子汁倒入加有冰块的酒杯中 轻轻搅拌 2.慢慢倒入加力安奴力娇酒 使之浮于上层 然后用橙片进行装饰
Okay? Appreciate it.
好吗？谢谢
Jesus! Did you see that look?
天啊！你看到他的表情了吗？
Guy doesn't know what's going on.
那家伙一脸茫然
Think you stumped him.
寻思着被你难倒了
Regional theater hack.
从电影里偷学的
Huh?
厉害吧？
- Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it? - Yeah.
- 太有趣了 是吧? - 是啊
It's nice to get out of the house.
出来走走还是很不错的
You know, we're not gonna be able to do stuff like this if we have kids.
知道吧 等我们有了宝宝之后 就没机会再这样了
- What? - Yeah.
- 是吗? - 是啊
- Why not? - Well, I don't know.
- 为什么不能 - 我也不清楚
I was thinking about it. Remember Dan and Linda?
我一直在思考这个问题 还记得丹和琳达吗？
Remember how much time we used to spend with them?
还记得我们以前和他们经常在一起疯玩吗
Just tons of fun. And then they had those twins.
大把大把的乐趣 可后来他们生了对双胞胎
Boom! Off the grid, right?
嘭！人间蒸发了 是吧？
Last time we saw them was their Christmas card
上次看到他们 还是在他们寄来的圣诞贺卡上
with the wonky kids on it.
贺卡上还有蹒跚学步的孩子
Yeah, I love those Christmas cards. They look so happy.
是的 我非常喜欢那些圣诞贺卡 他们看起来很幸福
But you know what I mean.
你明白我的意思
- We don't see them-- - BARTENDER: Vodka tonic.
- 我们再也无法见到他们了... - 伏特加汤力
Harvey Wallbanger.
哈维撞墙
- Appreciate it. - Thank you.
- 非常感谢 - 谢谢
Cheers.
干杯
Did he get it right?
他调对了吗？
Huh. I do not know. I realized I've never had one of these,
哈 我也不知道 我才发现以前我从没喝过这玩意
but that is a tasty drink. It's kind of tart.
但喝起来味道还不错 酸酸的
You wanna try it? Oh! Honey!
你也来一点吧？哦 亲爱的！
Honey! There's Brooks!
亲爱的！那是布鲁克斯！
Brooks is here. Brooks is here. We're about to win this thing!
布鲁克斯在那里 就在那里 我们肯定赢了！
- Yes, yes! - Look who came in here.
- 太棒了！- 看看是谁来了
Oh! No! I think he made us.
哦！不对劲！我想他是不是故意让我们发现的
So what? It's over. What, are they gonna try to stop us?
那又怎样？游戏结束了 怎么了 难不成他们还来阻止我们？
- Let's go. - Yeah, probably.
- 快走吧 - 是啊 有可能
But that's why I brought this.
所以我才把这玩意带来了
Jesus Christ, honey! Where did you get a gun?
天啊 亲爱的！你从哪里搞到一把枪的？
No, no, that's the fake gun from Brooks' fight.
不 不 这是布鲁克斯打架时掉出来的道具枪
- Oh, yeah. Boy, that looks real. - Yeah, well, you know...
- 哦 老天 看起跟真的一样 - 是啊 你懂的...
- Brooks never spares any expense. - Look at that.
- 布鲁克斯买东西从来都是不惜成本 - 快看看
- Yeah, that's true. - Okay. Follow my lead, huh?
- 这倒也是 - 好的 听我的指示 好吗？
Why? What are you doing?
为什么? 你要干嘛?
Lead?
什么指示?
Any of you fucking pricks move,
你们这些该死的混蛋都别动
and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
否则老娘一枪就把他崩了！
Very nice, honey.
演得很好 亲爱的
Pulp Fiction, anybody? Right? It's a classic.
《低俗小说》 有人看过没？这可是经典之作
We love films.
我们都喜欢看电影
Okay, what the fuck is this shit?
好吧 这他妈的算啥？
Well, you're gonna hand over the keys 'cause we're gonna take my brother.
你们把钥匙交出来 我们要带走我哥哥
Bullshit.
胡扯
Oh! You know what's bullshit is your bald, ugly face.
哦！你知道吗 你那张既秃头又丑陋的脸才叫胡扯
Uh-uh. No, that's personal. Come on, honey, let¡¦s just keep it fun.
噢噢 不行 这是人身攻击了 来吧 亲爱的 来点轻松愉快的
All right, I'm sorry I called you bald, you little bitch!
好吧 抱歉 我说秃驴 你这个小婊子
Well, that's, again, you know...
不行 这样也不行 还是有点...
- Let the gun do the talking. Come on. - Okay. Ah!
- 直接拿枪指着他们就可以了 继续 - 好的 啊！
On your knees. Hands in the air.
跪下 举起手来
- Heads on the ground. Eyes closed. - Good. Good. Great.
- 头摁在地上 闭上眼睛 - 好 好 太好了
That's it. Get them up, reach for it.
就这样 举起手来 照她说的做
- Hands up! That's right. - There we go.
- 举起手来 就这样- 这就对了
- All right, hands in the air! - Get them up!
- 对了 手举高点 - 举起来!
- Yep. - Yo, where's my head go?
- 对了 - 那我头该放在哪里?
- Down. - On the floor.
- 低下 - 摁在地板上
Just rest it.
就当是放松一下
How am I supposed to put my hands in the air
我想问问 我把手举起来了
-with my head on the ground? - Fucking exactly.
- 怎么能把头摁在地上? - 确实他妈的这样啊
I did have the same question.
我的确也有这样的疑惑
Child's pose? Do you guys know child's pose?
婴儿式会吗？你们知道婴儿式吗？
Fuck is a child's pose, man?
婴儿式他妈的是啥姿势 伙计?
You've never done yoga?
你们从来没练过瑜伽?
- Okay, wow - No?
- 好吧 哇哦 - 没练过？
- Cover me. - Show them, baby.
- 掩护我 - 给他们示范一下 宝贝
- All right. Arms out. - Here she comes.
- 好的 手臂伸直 - 照着她做
Knees apart if you have back problems.
如果你后背有伤 就把膝盖分开
And if you're doing it right,
如果你的动作做对了
you're really gonna feel that lumbar opening up back there.
你的腰椎会有明显的牵扯感
Let's put your head down.
低下头
Come on. I don't wanna have to use this. Okay?
快点 别逼我用这玩意 明白？
Okay.
好了
Can't you just tell me who it was?
你能告诉我那家伙是谁吗？
I know you, Kev. If I tell you, you'll just obsess about it even more.
我了解你 凯文 要是我告诉你 你会更加耿耿于怀的
Okay, fine. How about this?
好吧 那好 这样如何?
If I guess it right, you tell me.
如果我猜对了 你就告诉我
Fine.
好的
Was it an actor?
他是个演员吗?
Yes. That tower is unstable.
是的 你搭的东西不稳
I'm not stable! Was he over 40?
不稳的是我！他超过40岁了吗？
Yes. Be careful.
超过了 小心点
Okay. American?
好的 是美国人吗？
Yes.
是的
It's Tommy Lee Jones.
是汤米·李·琼斯
What? EW. No.
什么? 呃 不是呢
Denzel? Was it Denzel? Denzel Washington?
丹泽尔? 是丹泽尔? 丹泽尔·华盛顿?
It wasn't, unfortunately.
也不是 很遗憾
Thank God.
谢天谢地
- Um... - Be careful.
- 嗯... - 小心点
Oh! Sweet freedom.
哦！甜蜜的自由
Oh, my God!
哦 天啊！
You see, this dumb-ass thought he can keep us locked in here.
那个傻瓜以为可以把我们锁在这房间里
But guess what? You can't lock us in here!
但结果如何？你不可能锁住我们！
You see, hate put us in here!
只有仇恨才能锁住我们
- Okay, baby. - But love is gonna bust us out!
- 好了 宝贝 - 但是爱可以让我们挣脱牢笼！
- Ahh! - oh my God!
- 啊！ - 天啊！
Oh, my God!
天啊！
Kev! Kev, are you okay?
凯文！凯文 你没事吧？
Baby, I fell down.
宝贝 我摔惨了
There it is.
到了
Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight!
我今晚邀请你 真是太开心了
Yeah, me, too.
是的 我也很开心
I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they just suck!
我通常邀请的女孩 是我想跟她们上床的 但她们很蹩脚
You're like a breath of fresh air.
你就是一股清新的空气
Aw, thanks.
噢 承蒙夸奖
I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid,
我通常也是只和有趣或者不傻的男人约会
so this is a bit new for me, too.
所以你对我来说 也挺清新的
Whoa!
哇哦！
Are we cool?
我们没事吧?
Did I say something wrong?
我说错话了吗?
No.
没有
No, I mean I was wondering why you asked me along tonight,
没有 我刚才还一直在想 为什么你今晚邀请我来
and now I know you just needed a ringer, so...
现在我搞明白了 你只需要一个给你提示的人 所以...
Oh, did you... You thought this was a date? I didn't...
哦 你该不会 以为这是一场约会？我可没有...
No, actually. Well, I was hoping it wasn't.
不 实际上我也希望不是
Then why are you wearing lipstick?
那你为什么还涂上口红？
- I'm not. - Yeah, you are.
- 我没涂 - 不 你涂了啊
What are you...
你干嘛...
You can't touch a girl's mouth.
你不能随便触摸一个女孩的嘴唇
Why? Are you scared I'm gonna smear your lipstick--
为什么？怕我弄花了你的口红吗？
Oh, my God! You bit me!
哦 天啊！你竟然咬我！
Yeah, and I'll bite you again.
是啊 敢再来我再咬
There's lipstick on here.
我手指上有你口红了
Oh, shut up!
闭嘴！
I see you wiping off that date lipstick!
我看见你把约会涂的口红擦掉了！
Ow!
哇！
That really hurt a little bit.
还真有一点点痛呢
Hello?
有人吗?
Hello?
有人吗?
Um, excuse me?
不好意思
Yeah, okay.
好吧
Um...
嗯...
Hello?
你好
on, oh! on, shit!
哦 我的天啊！
Holy shit!
哇操！
God!
天啊！
Come on! Bloody hell!
天啊！他妈的！
- What? - Phew!
- 什么鬼? - 唷!
You guys scared me so bad. What are you doing?
你们吓死我了 有何贵干？
What the fuck is that?
你头上的枪伤他妈的怎么回事?
Oh. Well, I just came from
哦 差点忘了 我刚从
a six-hour murder mystery where I played the corpse.
一个开了六小时的神秘谋杀派对回来 我扮演一具尸体
I must've dozed off before I had a chance to clean up.
我还没来得及卸妆就睡着了
Well, you scared the shit out of us.
你把我们吓死了
Really? Thank you.
是吗？谢谢夸奖
Actually that means a lot 'cause I do my own makeup.
实际上 你这么说是对我的褒奖 因为妆是我自己化的
What kind of party has a pregnant corpse?
什么样的派对会有一个孕妇死尸?
No, I'm actually pregnant. This isn't part of it. This is just...
不 我是真的怀孕了 这不是化妆的 这只是...
Oh!
哦!
- Congrats. - Thank you!
- 恭喜 - 谢谢!
Um, we want you to give us the final clue
我们想要你告诉我们
to the murder mystery Brooks Davis ordered.
布鲁克斯定制的神秘谋杀派对的终极线索是什么
Oh, my gosh. But that would ruin the fun.
哦 天啊 告诉你们就会毁掉游戏的乐趣
We don't want the fun. We just wanna win.
我们不想要乐趣 我们只想着取胜
Yeah, I can't do that.
我不能这么干
This change your mind?
这个能改变你的想法吗
No.
不能
Don't...
别...
What about this?
这样呢？
Mmm.
嗯
You drive a hard bargain. Okay.
看来你擅长要价 好吧
Let's take it up a notch.
那我再提高价码
I was hoping I wasn't gonna have to dig this deep, but okay.
我也不希望拖得很久 但没关系
Final offer.
最终出价
You know what? It doesn't matter how slowly you slide it over!
知道吗？你滑得这么慢没鸟用！
Okay? It's $17! How much do you want?
明白吗？它还是只有17块！你想要多少钱？
- Um, I don't know. Probably $100. - Give her $100.
- 呃 我不知道 或许100块吧 - 给她100块
I don't have a hundred.
我没100块
How much have you got?
那你有多少?
$17.
17块
$17?
17块?
You brought $17 out?
你就带17块出门?
Nice!
太好了!
- Thank you! - Cool.
- 谢谢！ - 不错
Oh! you're just gonna keep it. I got you.
哦！你想全部都收下 明白了
Stay back!
别过来!
Hey, buddy, can you just give us the answer to the second riddle,
嘿 伙计 你能把第二个谜语的答案告诉我们吗
'cause we're way behind.
因为我们已经落后了
Don't you get it?
你们还不明白吗？
That was not supposed to happen.
刚才那一场戏不该发生的
Oh, what now? You guys already did the breaking-in thing.
哦 搞什么？破门而入那场戏你们那帮家伙不是演过了吗？
Shut up! And get on the floor, all of you!
闭嘴！趴在地板上 你们全部都是!
Whoa!
哇哦！
Ron, you okay?
罗恩 你没事吧？
No, Nathan, I'm not okay.
不 南森 我感觉不妙
Two guys came in here and attacked me.
有两个家伙冲进来袭击了我
- Oh, my God. - I know!
- 天啊 - 我懂了!
And I quit Disney Cruises for this bullshit.
我居然为这狗屁工作辞掉了迪士尼游艇上的工作
“Looking your jacket pocket”
“看看你的夹克口袋”
看看你的夹克口袋
We can check, but that doesn't make any sense.
我们看是可以看的 但好象不合情理啊
I'm not wearing a jacket.
我没穿夹克啊
Maybe it means, like a book jacket.
或许说的是包书皮之类的
Why would a book have a jacket?
书为什么要穿一件夹克？
Murder We Wrote.
谋杀策划公司
Glenda, something terrible has happened.
格伦达 情况不妙
What?
怎么了?
Nathan and I showed up for the takeaway,
我和南森露面准备把人带走
and Ron had been attacked.
发现罗恩被人袭击了
Where? At the Brooks Davis house?
在哪里？布鲁克斯的家里吗？
- Yes. - Huh?
- 是的 - 哈?
What?
怎么了?
Is everyone okay?
大家都没事吧?
No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda!
不 不 我感觉不妙 格伦达
I have a throbbing headache, and they took the host!
我头疼得要命 而且他们抓走了房主！
- Who took him? - Kidnappers!
- 谁抓走的? - 绑匪!
Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals!
真正的绑匪！危险的该死罪犯！
“Semi-Charmed Life” ThirdEyeBlind 原唱
♪ I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden ♪
♪ She lives for me ♪
- Sing into the mic. - Jesus!
- 对着麦克风唱两句 - 天啊！
No.
不
♪ Her own motivation She goes round, and she goes down on me ♪
And you, Tats?
你呢 刺青仔?
You got something to say? No? Boop.
你有什么想说的? 没有? 啵
♪ Coming over you Keep on smiling, what we go through ♪
♪ One stop the rhythm that divides you ♪
I see you eyeing that, Ponytail. Not on my watch!
我看见你在瞅啥了 马尾辫 有我盯着想都别想
Bingo! Bingo! I got them, baby. Let's do this.
找到了！找到了！我找到钥匙了 宝贝 我们动手吧
Yes! Okay.
太棒了
Hey, hey, Brooks!
嘿 嘿 布鲁克斯！
- Guess who it is! - Oh!
- 猜猜谁来了! - 哦!
Ready? Hello!
准备好了吗？你好啊！
- Look at that face! - Oh, shit.
- 瞧瞧他那表情! - 该死
That is priceless!
表情太到位了!
You did not expect us this early, did you?
你肯定没想到我们会来得这么快 是吧？
I've gotta capture this moment. Honey, get in there.
我必须要记录这一珍贵时刻 亲爱的 快过来
We'll take a quick little selfie here
我们一起来自拍一张
and send it off to the losers. One, two, three.
然后把它发送给那些失败者们 一 二 三
Cheese!
茄子！
Ha!
哈哈
Perfect. Oh, speak of the devil.
完美 哦 说曹操 曹操到
There's Ryan now, probably calling begging for help.
是瑞恩 可能打电话求助来了
- Ugh! - lgnore.
- 呃! - 别管他
This is not a game, Max!
这不是游戏 马克斯!
Jesus! Guys, it's a wrap in here, okay?
天啊！各位 这里面够拥挤的了 明白？
Show's over!
表演到此结束
Listen, I'm not a venture capitalist. I'm a smuggler!
听着 我不是一个风险投资家 我是一个走私犯！
- A smuggler? - Yeah, I made a mistake.
- 走私犯? - 是的 我犯了一个错误
I sold the Bulgarian's egg to a different guy.
我把保加利亚人想要的彩蛋卖给了另外一个家伙
And I have to get it back to him, or he's gonna kill me!
我一定要把彩蛋拿回来给他 要不他会杀了我！
"The Bulgarian's egg"? Wasn't that the third Harry Potter book? Come on.
"保加利亚彩蛋"? 这不是《哈利·波特3》里面的吗？别扯
Wait, I'm confused. So, this isn't the end of this whole thing?
等等 我都糊涂了 难道这游戏还没有结束吗？
No, it is the end, okay?
不 游戏已经结束 懂吗?
You said, whoever catches you gets the car.
你说过 无论谁抓到你就能赢得那辆轿车
We found you, we get the car. Game over.
我们找到了你 车子给我们 游戏结束
No! I'm telling you! This is all real!
不！我告诉你！这一切都是真实的！
The shitty actors are real? Come on.
那帮狗屁演员是真的绑匪？别扯了
How about that ridiculous fight? Was that real?
刚才那场可笑的打斗呢？也是真实的？
Is this gun real?
这枪也是真的?
Oh, no, Annie!
哦 别这样 安妮!
Oh, no. Oh, no. Bang, bang.
哦 不 哦 不 砰 砰
Ow!
喔!
Blood!
流血了!
Oh, my God! I shot you!
天啊！我打到你了！
You fucking shot me!
你他妈的打到我了！
Cut me loose before we all get shot!
趁我们都挨枪子之前快点松开我
Come on, untie me!
快点 给我松绑
- Get me out of here! - Oh, Goth.!
- 快点松开我! - 天啊!
Help me. Help.
救救我啊 救命
Oh, my God!
天啊!
- Go out! Go, go, go! - What the fuck did you do to me?
- 快出去！快 快 快 - 你他妈的对我干了啥？
Come on, come on, come on.
快点 快点 快点
- Hey! - Where are the guns?
- 嘿 - 枪在哪里？
You shot me.
你打中我了
I know. I feel terrible.
我知道 我非常内疚
- Come on, man! - Go! Go, go!
- 快点 老天！- 快！快 快！
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
喔 喔 喔！
Come on, come on, come on!
快点 快点 快上车!
- Oh, my God! - Move your ass!
- 天啊! - 他妈的快点！
- Honey, get in! - Go, go!
- 亲爱的 快上车！- 快点 快点！
Go, go, go!
快 快 快开车!
Holy shit!
天啊！
Hold up! Hold up, motherfucker!
停车！停车 混蛋！
- God damn it! - Man, come on!
- 该死! - 快追!
Brooks, what the fuck is going on with you? Start talking!
布鲁克斯 你他妈的到底掺合了啥？坦白从宽！
I've lied to you and the family about what I do.
关于我的工作 我对你和家人撒了谎
I buy and I sell illegal shit for people in the black market.
我在黑市从事非法中介工作
Really? So you're a criminal?
真的？那么你就是个罪犯了？
Oh, my God! They're following us!
天啊！他们追上来了！
But I made a mistake, because there's this guy.
但我犯了个错 因为有个家伙
They call him the Bulgarian.
他们叫他“保加利亚人”
He's got his fingers in all these pies around the world.
他的势力遍及全世界所有的派
- What kind of pies? - Illegal pies, Max.
- 哪些派? - 非法的派 马克斯
You know, the kind of pies that have heroin in them and guns and sex slaves.
就是那种带有海洛因 枪支 性奴的派
You know, all that kind of stuff.
诸如此类的东西
But he just wanted me to help him find this Faberge egg.
但他想让我帮他找到俄罗斯彩蛋
俄罗斯彩蛋 又叫法贝热彩蛋 俄国著名珠宝首饰工匠彼得·卡尔·法贝热所制作的类似 蛋的作品 由黄金 钻石 翡翠等制作的仿彩蛋工艺品 属于复活节彩蛋艺术品 约10厘 米高 堪称俄罗斯的国宝 自1885年起 订制彩蛋成为俄国皇室每年一度的复活节活动 这些彩蛋是俄国沙皇奢华生活的见证 也展示了俄国当年在艺术文化上的成就
Fuck that! Faberge egg?
我操！俄罗斯彩蛋？
- Are you kidding me? - No, I'm serious.
- 你在逗我吗? - 不 我是认真的
And I found it!
而且我真的找到了
But then there was this other guy, this Marlon Freeman.
但是后来又出现一个家伙 叫马龙·弗里曼
He's willing to pay twice as much for the same egg.
他愿意付双倍的价钱买这个彩蛋
So what? So you screwed over the Bulgarian guy
结果呢？你就耍了那个保加利亚人
and those fellows behind us work for him,
后面追我们的家伙就是为他卖命的
and they just happen to crash your murder mystery party?
他们碰巧闯进了你的神秘谋杀派对？
I know, right? What are the odds of that?
我也知道 明白吗？这概率得有多小啊？
- Oh, too close, too close! - Careful, careful!
- 哦 太近了 太近了! - 小心 小心！
Watch out! Watch out!
小心！小心！
Oh, oh!
哦 哦
- Shit! - Sorry! You okay?
- 该死! - 抱歉! 你没事吧?
Yeah, I'm all right.
没事
- We need to go to the cops now! - Yeah, right now! Let's go!
- 我们必须马上去找警察! - 是的 马上 快走!
- No. We can't go to the cops! - Why?
- 不 我们不能去找警察! - 为什么?
The Bulgarian's got a ton of moles.
保加利亚人有许多卧底（痣）
On his face?
是在脸上吗?
No, in the police department.
不 是在警察局（有卧底）
Look out!
当心!
Careful!
小心！
Oh, my God! This is insane!
天啊！这太疯狂了
If you call the cops, I'll be dead before I get to jail.
如果报警 可能我还没坐牢 小命就没了
Why don't we just get a hold of this Marlon Freeman guy
那为什么不直接找到这个马龙·弗里曼
and buy the egg back from him?
把彩蛋从他手里买回来呢？
I couldn't find him if I wanted to. That name's an alias.
我想找可找不到他 他的名字是个化名
- Gun, gun, gun! Duck! - Oh, oh...
- 枪 枪 有枪! 快躲开! - 哦 哦..
Okay, these guys are not stopping. What do we do?
完了 这些家伙根本不想停下来 我们怎么办？
They're not gonna stop until they get me.
不抓到我 他们是不罢休的
I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this.
抱歉 我把你们卷进了这种事
on, my God!
天啊！
I'm sorry for a lot of things.
实际上我有很多事需要抱歉
- Hey! What are you doing? - What is he doing? What is he doing?
- 嘿 你在干嘛？ - 他在干什么？他在干什么？
- I love you, Max! - Brooks, don't be an idiot!
- 我爱你 马克斯! - 布鲁克斯 别干傻事!
Stop the car!
快停车！
- Shit! Go, go, go! - Oh, my God! Okay, okay.
- 该死！快开车 快 快！ - 天啊！好的 好的
Fuck! What are we gonna do? They're gonna kill my brother.
操！我们现在该怎么办？他们会要了我哥命的
Oh, Annie, I feel faint. I'm gonna pass out.
哦 安妮 我头好晕 我要昏过去了
Oh, honey, we'll get you to a hospital, okay?
哦 亲爱的 我们马上去医院 好吗？
No, no, no! No hospitals.
不 不 不！不能去医院
This is a gunshot wound, they'll call the cops.
我这是枪伤 他们会报警的
Shit, shit! Okay.
该死！知道了
So we go to a mob doctor, right?
那我们去找黑帮医生 好吗？
Do you know one of those, sweetheart?
你认识哪个黑帮医生吗 亲爱的？
- No. - No.
- 不认识 - 果然不认识
What about a veterinarian that works for the mob?
或者哪个为黑帮工作的兽医呢?
- You know one of those? - No.
- 你认识吗？ - 不认识
Come on. Why are you pitching all the mob stuff?
得了吧 你为什么都要和黑帮扯上关系呢？
- I think 'cause I'm losing my shit here! - I get it.
- 因为我已经六神无主了! - 我明白了
You're gonna have to do it.
那只有你来做了
- What? - Yup.
- 什么? - 是的
You're gonna have to take the bullet out.
你帮我把子弹取出来
I don't wanna... I don't wanna do it.
我不想...我不想做这个
You think I want you to take the bullet out?
你以为我想让你取子弹吗？
I've seen you try to out a chicken. We have no other option.
我见识过你切鸡肉的样子 可我们别无选择了
Oh, my God! This is so bad!
天啊！真是糟糕透顶！
I hate game night!
我憎恨游戏之夜！
Thank you!
谢谢！
Hey!
嘿！
Oh, thank God. Listen, Annie. It's all real.
哦 谢天谢地 听着 安妮 这一切都是真实的
Oh, no, I know.
我知道
Brooks is caught up in something and...
布鲁克斯陷入了麻烦之中...
Okay, where are you guys?
你们现在在哪?
We're all at Brooks'. Waiting to talk to the cops.
我们都在布鲁克斯家 等着警察问话
No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops!
不！不可以！别告诉警察任何情况！
What? Why? What's going on?
什么？为什么？发生什么事了？
- Are you guys okay? - Yeah, yeah.
- 你们没事吧？ - 没事 没事
We're fine. We're fine. I shot Max, but he's fine.
我们没事 我们没事 我射中了马克斯 但他也没事
What?
什么？
Look. We will meet you back at our house.
听着 等一会在我们家碰头
Whatever you do, do not tell the cops anything.
无论如何 什么都别跟警察说
Brooks's life depends on it.
布鲁克斯的生死就取决于此了
- Hey. - Hi.
- 嘿 - 嗨
Okay.
买好了
I got a bunch of stuff.
我买了一堆东西
Yeah.
好的
Pocket knife. Tweezers.
小折刀 镊子
Sewing kit. Gauze.
针线包 纱布
Good, good. All right. Wow, you did great!
好 好 很好 干得棒！
Yeah. And they didn't have rubbing alcohol.
他们那没有外用酒精卖
And they don't sell hard liquor, so I got you this lovely chard.
也不卖烈性酒 所以我就买了瓶甜菜酒
Good idea. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl.
好主意 挺会选的 真聪明
What else did you get, huh? More good stuff?
你还买了什么东西？还有更好的吗？
What is helpful in Country Living?
买了《乡村生活》有什么用？
Oh, that's for later. There's a corn chowder recipe. it looks really good.
哦 是为以后准备的 上面有篇玉米浓汤的食谱 看上去很好
- You love corn chowder, huh? - Sweet. I do, yeah.
- 你很喜欢喝玉米浓汤 是吧？ - 亲爱的 确实如此
- That'll cheer you up. - Thank you.
- 有机会做给你喝 - 谢谢
Okay. And then a squeaky toy.
还买了个吱吱响玩具
- Huh. - For your mouth.
- 哈 - 含在嘴里
- For the pain. - Mmm-hmm.
- 痛的时候咬住 - 嗯哼
Okay. Well, hopefully I won't need this.
好吧 希望我用不到这玩意
- Okay, let's see this bad boy. - All right.
- 好吧 我们来看看伤口 - 好的
Yeah, careful.
小心点
- Okay. - All right.
- 好的 - 轻点
- Okay - Okay
- 好的 - 好的
- We're gonna push past it. - No problem. No problem.
- 别按到伤口上了. - 没问题 没问题
- We're gonna get the bullet out. - Let's just Google.
- 我们把子弹取出来吧 - 我来谷歌一下
Honey, can you return the text later?
亲爱的 你能迟点再回短信吗?
This is instructions on how to remove a bullet.
这是“如何取出子弹”的操作说明
- Oh, sorry. -It's an alt-right militia website,
- 抱歉 - 这是一个右翼民兵组织创建的网站
so I'm just gonna ignore the racist stuff.
那我就直接忽略种族歧视的部分
- Good. Good, good. - Yeah?
- 好的 好的 好的 - 可以开始了吗?
Okay. "Step one, sterile gloves."
可以了 "第一步 戴上无菌手套"
Check!
搞定!
We're doing the best we can, right?
我们已经竭尽全力了 是吧？
Okay. Yeah. We're getting by.
是的 这样我们会成功的
"Step two."
"第二步"
Um... Okay. "Disinfect wound."
呃...对了 "消毒伤口"
Right, yeah. That's gonna sting, isn't it?
好的 可能会有点痛 是吧？
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
是的 有一点点痛
- Let's do it. - Okay?
- 开始吧 - 可以了吗?
That smarts, huh?
有些刺痛 哈？
Gonna administer anesthetic.
接下来执行局部麻醉
- We don't have that. - Just gonna skip that one. Okay.
- 我们没有麻醉剂 - 只能跳过这一步了
"Step four, apply pressure above the wound."
"第四步 在伤口上方施压"
Here, you squeeze that there.
来 你按住那里
- I got it. - Great. Thank you.
- 我按住了 - 非常好 谢谢
We're just gonna make two tiny incisions...
我们只需要切两个很小的切口...
- Oh, my God. - On either side of the wound.
- 天啊 - 在伤口的两边切
Easy-peasy. Huh?
小菜一碟 哈?
This is fun, huh?
很有意思 是吧?
- Are you having fun? - No.
- 你玩得开心吗? - 没有啊
Let's get the bullet.
快点把子弹取出来吧
- Okay. Here we go. - Let's get in there and get it.
- 好的 开始了 - 别磨蹭 快点取出来吧
- Nice and small, nice and small, baby. - Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- 慢慢地 切小点 宝贝 - 好的 知道了
Tiny, teeny.
很小的 非常小的
That's not small. That's really big!
那一点也不小 真的太大了！
So big?
真的大了吗?
Way too big, baby. It's a bullet, not a grapefruit.
切口太大了 宝贝 这是在取子弹 又不是在取葡萄
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. This is my first time. I don't know...
抱歉！对不起 我第一次做这种事 我不知道...
Oh, there's so much blood.
哦 流了好多血
No, no. Don't you start doing that. No, you're gonna make...
不 不行 你千万别吐 你会让我也...
- I'm sorry. - Stop it.
- 抱歉 - 别这样
I'm looking at you, and you're making me...
我在盯着你看 你这样会让我...
Well, don't look at me. I won't look at it.
别盯着我看 我也不看伤口
- Push through. Let's go. - Okay. All right, okay.
- 继续下去 开始吧 - 好的 好的
- No more cutting. - Oh, shit.
- 不需要再切了 - 该死
Just get the tweezers and get the bullet out, baby.
只要拿起镊子把子弹取出来就行 宝贝
Shit, shit, shit. Um...
该死 该死 呃...
- What? What happened? - Phone went to sleep.
- 怎么了？发生什么了？ - 手机进入休眠模式了
You gotta set it so that thing stays on.
你得设置一下就不会自动进入休眠模式了
- No. My phone doesn't do that. - Sure it does.
- 不 我的手机不能这样设置 - 肯定可以的
Same phone as mine. Just change it.
你的手机和我的一样的 只要修改一下设置就行
Just gonna touch it with my nose every 30 seconds. It's fine.
那我就用鼻子每隔30秒碰一下手机屏幕 没事的
Don't be afraid of your phone. Get in there, go to the settings,
别怕你的手机 打开手机 进入设置
go to "Display" and change the timing so that it doesn't revert to sleep mode.
进入“显示”菜单 修改时间 这样就不会恢复休眠模式了
- Revert? - Yeah.
- 恢复? - 是啊
What are you, Steve Jobs? I'm not reverting anything. No.
你算哪根葱啊 史蒂夫•乔布斯吗？我不想恢复任何东西 不想
No, I'm just unafraid of my phone, honey.
不 我并不害怕我的手机 亲爱的
It's so fucking simple.
这他妈的很简单的
Shh! Quiet. I know what I'm doing, okay?
嘘！安静 我知道我在干啥 好吗？
Do you?
真的知道？
Yes.
是的
- Here we go. Here we go. - Here she goes.
- 我们继续 我们继续 - 她真这么干了
You're like a dolphin.
你像条海豚一样
All right. This part's gonna hurt.
好了 这一步可能会很疼
I don't... I don't doubt it.
我用脚趾头也想得到...
Okay, let's do this.
好的 我们开始吧
Okay.
好吧
Ooh... Oh, wait.
哦... 哦 等等
What is that?
怎么了？
You hear that?
你听到没？
What's that sound? What's that sound?
什么声音？什么声音？
Is that the bullet?
那是子弹吗
- That's bone! - What?
- 是骨头! - 什么?
That's not right.
不太对劲
Okay. Um, what do the racists say if you can't find the bullet?
好吧 呃 我来看看如果没找到子弹怎么办?
Yeah, that's bone. You got the bone.
是的 那是骨头 你切到骨头了
I'm looking at my bone. Look right here.
我正看着我的骨头 我就这样看着它
Max, did you get shot twice?
马克斯 你被射中了两次吗？
That's the exit wound.
这是子弹射穿之后的伤口
Oh, it came out!
哦 子弹穿出来了
Yup. Nothing to remove.
是啊 没啥东西可取了
The bullet has exited the arm.
子弹射穿了手臂
Well, let‘s just sew that sucker up, huh?
那就赶紧把伤口缝起来 哈？
Yeah.
好的
No, no. Honey, don't, don't look at...
不 不 亲爱的 别 别看...
Stop it.
别这样
I'm sorry.
抱歉
Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks, and the only way to save him
保加利亚人的手下抓了布鲁克斯 现在救他的唯一办法
is to get that egg from this Marlon Freeman guy.
就是从马龙·弗里曼这家伙手里夺回彩蛋
I can't believe your brother's been lying to us this whole time.
真不敢相信你哥一直在欺骗我们
He's even cooler than we thought.
他甚至比我想象的还要酷
Honey, I think you sewed my arm to my sleeve.
亲爱的 你好象把袖子缝到我胳膊上去了
I didn't even know Morgan Freeman collected Faberge eggs.
我根本不知道摩根·弗里曼在收集俄罗斯彩蛋
Aren't those worth millions of dollars?
那些玩意不是值好几百万吗?
It's Marlon Freeman, but that's just an alias.
是马龙·弗里曼 但那也只是个化名
Somehow, we gotta find out his real name, find out his address.
总之 我们要查到他的真名 找出他的住址
- Police computer. - What do you mean?
- 用警用电脑查 - 你什么意思?
I once dated this girl whose father was a cop.
我以前约会过一个女孩 她父亲是个警察
She showed me her dad's police computer.
她给我看过她爸爸的警用电脑
It has a database with every known alias on it.
电脑里有所有已知化名的数据库
I bet we could find Marlon Wayans' real name on it.
我敢打赌在里面能找到马龙·韦恩斯的真名
So, if we called her up, would she let you go on her dad's computer?
那么 如果我们联系上她 她会把她爸爸的电脑借给我们用吗？
No. No. No way! That ended badly.
不 不 没门！我们结束地很糟糕
So how are we gonna get into a police computer without the cops knowing?
那我们怎么才能在警察不注意的情况下 使用警用电脑呢？
- Billy Bob Thornton! - What?
- 比利·鲍伯·汤顿! - 什么?
- What? - You slept with Billy Bob, didn't you?
- 什么? - 你和比利·鲍伯上过床 是吧?
Hang on. Hang on. I know where we can get on a police computer.
等等 等等 我知道去哪儿找到警用电脑了
- Hey! - Gary!
- 嘿! - 盖理!
Goodness.
天啊
To what do Bastian and I owe the pleasure?
我和巴斯蒂安怎么会如此荣幸?
Well, we were all just talking,
我们刚才在聊天的时候
and we realized we haven't had a game night in ages,
发现我们已经好久没有玩过游戏之夜了
just the seven of us.
只属于我们七个人的欢乐时光
So...
所以...
I thought you were going to your brother's house.
我还以为你们去你哥哥家了
I never said that.
我从没说过
Come on, Gary Bear. Live a little! It's the weekend!
快来吧 盖理熊 今朝有酒今朝醉 今天可是周末！
We were just saying how you were always better at games than Debbie was.
我们都说在玩游戏方面你比黛比强多了
I'll thank you not to besmirch my ex-wife.
要是你们不诋毁我的前妻 我会感谢你们的
That woman is an angel.
那女人可是一位天使
Oh. Yeah, she was much better at games than you.
哦 玩游戏她可比你会玩多了
I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.
我承认我一直在热切期待这样的探访
Where'd he go?
他到哪里去了?
Do we follow him?
我们要跟着他吗?
It seems like it.
看样子要跟着
- Ryan, you go first. - I'm scared.
- 瑞恩 你先进去 - 我害怕
Help yourself to popped corn with sea salt.
加海盐的爆米花 随便吃
Oh! Oh!
哦！哦！
Yummy, yummy.
美味 美味
I can't believe that you read my mind. I was craving popcorn.
难以置信 你竟然知道我在想什么 我一直想吃爆米花呢
You have a framed photo of game night?
你把游戏之夜的照片裱起来了?
Doesn't everyone have photographs of their best friends in their homes?
难道你们家里就没有最好的几个朋友的合影吗？
Of course. We do.
当然有 我们有的
Max, uh, you wanna go first?
马克斯 呃 你先开个头吧?
Okay, I'll start. I'll do it.
好的 我先开始
Oh. There's a loose one.
哦 这有一块松了
Always in the middle. That's where you wanna go.
诀窍就是从中间开始抽
Can I use your john real quick?
我能马上用一下你家的洗手间吗?
Of course. It's the end of the hall, next to our...
当然可以 在过道的尽头 在我们...
My bedroom.
在我卧室的隔壁
Okay.
好的
Oh, no, Gary.
哦 不会吧 盖理
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So, Sarah, how long have you two been a couple?
萨拉 你俩在一起有多久了？
Oh, no! No, we're not. We just...
哦 不！不 我们不是一对 我们只是...
We work together. I wouldn't, um... I wouldn't do that thing.
我们只是在一起工作而已 我不会 呃... 我可不会跟他在一起的
I see. I thought I detected a certain chemistry between the two of you.
明白了 我以为我感受到了你俩之间的某种化学反应
No. No way.
不 不可能的
- No, that's not... - Mmm. Mmm.
- 不 不会的... - 嗯 嗯
Then again, I'm not the best judge of chemistry in the world.
话说回来 我毕竟不是这个世界上最擅长嗅到爱情化学反应的人
Hmm.
嗯
Oh, because your wife left you.
哦 可能是因为你妻子离开了你
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Hello, Donald Anderton.
你好啊 唐纳德·安德顿
Oh!
哦！
So many possible moves. I just don't know where to begin.
有许多种可行的方案 我只是不知道从何下手
Um, maybe... Ooh...
呃 也许...哦...
- Decision-making. - Come on, Annie. Just make up your mind.
- 真难选择 - 快点 安妮 你随便走一步得了
- No! - Please! No?
- 别这样! - 拜托了! 不行吗?
Yup, take your time.
好吧 你慢慢来吧
保加利亚人
姓名
已知化名
最新已知住址
未 知
保加利亚人
未 知
Oh, Brooks. What have you gotten yourself into?
哦 布鲁克斯 你这是惹了什么麻烦?
嫌疑人在逃
一级谋杀
嫌疑人在逃
过失杀人
嫌疑人在逃
酷刑
嫌疑人在逃
贩卖人口
嫌疑人在逃
非法出售武器
Oh, shit. Where did you come from, little guy?
哦 该死 你是从哪里冒出来的 小家伙?
Son of a bitch. Hey! What are you, a vampire?
他妈的 嘿！你是吸血鬼吗？
Oh, God. Oh, God.
天啊 天啊
Oh, my God. Has that got it?
天啊 能擦掉吗?
No, that doesn't got it. God damn it. Come on!
不 擦不掉 该死 快点！
No!
靠！
I should go check on him.
我还是去看看他
I think he's fine.
他没事的
- He cried out. - Tell me about Debbie.
- 他都大叫了 - 跟我聊聊黛比吧
I beg your pardon.
你说什么
Oh, just I... I never met her. I'd love to hear all about her.
哦 我只是...从没见过她 很想听听她的故事
Where do I begin?
我该从何说起呢?
All right, you wanna take a bath? We'll take a little bath.
好吗 你想冲个澡吗？帮你来洗个小澡澡吧
There we go. Okay. All right. Here we go.
对了 就这样 好的 真乖啊
There we go, huh? Huh?
就这样的 哈？哈？
Oh, it's so much worse.
哦 越洗越糟糕了
Oh, God. And what did I do to this? What the fuck is this thing?
天啊 我该怎么办呢？这又是他妈的什么东西？
Oh, Debbie.
哦 是黛比
Oh!
哦!
Okay. Fuck this.
好吧 去他妈的吧 哥不管了
Hey, guys, Gary was right. It's awful late.
嘿 各位 盖理说得对 现在时间太晚了
Let's get home, get to bed, huh? Get out of his hair.
我们回家睡觉吧 哈？别再打扰他了
We haven't finished the game. It's your turn, Max.
我们游戏还没结束呢 轮到你了 马克斯
Oh, my turn, huh?
哦 到我了 哈？
Okay, be careful now, Oh!
好的 那我小心点 哦！
Well, game over. I went in a little hot.
游戏结束了 我太大意了
- Why did you-- - Thanks! Good to see you, Gary.
- 你为什么...- 谢谢！很高兴见到你 盖理
When shall we play next?
我们下次什么时候再玩玩？
Soon. We'll call you.
很快 我们会联系你的
Bastian. Baby!
巴斯蒂安 宝贝！
So, how are we supposed to get this egg out of Donald Anderton's house?
那么 我们该如何把这个彩蛋从唐纳德·安德顿家里偷出来呢?
I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out.
我也不知道 我还在想办法呢
"Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary.
"未知来电" 但愿不是盖理打来的
- Hello? - We have your brother.
- 喂? - 你哥哥在我们手上
Um...
呃...
Okay. Uh, we know where the egg is,
呃 我们知道彩蛋在什么地方
and we're actually on our way there right now.
实际上我们现在已经在路上了
We can do a swap, okay? Please don't hurt Brooks.
我们可以做个交易 好吗？请别伤害布鲁克斯
Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge at midnight. If you're late, he dies.
晚上12点在第四街桥东碰面 要是你迟到了 他就没命
- Oh, my God. - Um...
- 天啊 - 呃...
Boy, that's less than an hour from now.
老天 只有不到一个小时的时间了
Hello?
喂?
What's up with this guy's voice? He sounds like a monster.
那家伙的声音怎么了？听起来象只怪兽
He's using a voice changer, Ryan.
他在用变声器 瑞恩
He still sounds like a scary monster.
可是听起来还是象只可怕的怪兽
And we are here.
到了
All right. You guys head home,
好的 你们先回去吧
and I will call as soon as I get the egg, all right?
等我一拿到彩蛋就通知你们 好吗？
What? Wait a second. Wait. I'm going with you.
什么？等等 等一下 我和你一起去
No, Annie. it could be very, very dangerous in there, okay?
不 安妮 里面可能会非常危险 明白吗？
Listen, Brooks shouldn't have dragged any of us into this,
听着 布鲁克斯不应该把我们卷进来
but he is my brother, and it's up to me to fix it.
但他是我的哥哥 我有责任去把他救出来
No, bullshit! We're all in this together!
不 胡说！我们可是一个集体！
No, no, no. Max is right. You guys should go home,
不 不 不 马克说得对 你们应该回家
but you and I are doing this.
但是你必须和我一起共进退
Okay, what happens if you guys don't make it out?
万一你们不能全身而退怎么办？
We don't come to game night because we're dying to play charades and shit.
我们并不是爱玩什么狗屁手势猜谜才参加游戏之夜的
We come because we love you guys.
我们来参加是因为我们爱你们
Honestly, this is the best part of our week.
坦白地说 我们这周最赞的时刻就是现在了
Mine, too. And I have a lot of options on the weekend.
连周末有各种嗨计划的我 也认为现在最赞
Wow. You guys...
哇哦 你们真是...
Thank you. That's very nice.
谢谢 令人感动
Aw, good friends.
嗯 真是一群好朋友
You should probably go, though, right? I mean, you don't even know us.
可你应该离开的 对吗？我是说 你甚至都不怎么认识我们
Yeah, why are you still here?
是啊 为什么你还待在这里？
Oh, I don't know. I just got caught up in it.
哦 我也不知道 游戏玩到这份上 我也不想半途而废
Also, if I go home now,
而且 如果我现在回家
and then I read in the newspaper tomorrow that you all died,
明天在报纸上看到你们都死光光的消息时
I'll just... I'll feel shit that I left, so I'm gonna stick around.
我会...离开了我会感到非常内疚的 所以我还是留下来吧
You still read the newspaper?
你居然还看报纸?
That's what you got from that?
我说了这么多 你只留意到这个？
How are we gonna get into this place?
我们该怎么进入这房子？
Go!Go!Go!Go!
快！快！快！快！
Okay.
好的
Looks like they got a party going on. This could be good.
看起来他们好象在开派对 有机会了
Where is everybody?
人都到哪里去了?
No way!
不会吧!
It's some kind of rich guy's fight club.
貌似是富人们玩的格斗俱乐部
I knew it. They are real.
我就知道 他们真的存在
Come on!
加油啊!
That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer!
好样的 我的布默！好样的 我的布默！
Man, this is some Django Unchained bullshit.
天啊 这他妈的活生生的《被解放的姜戈》啊
Water!
拿水来！
That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy!
我的好孩子！干得漂亮！好孩子！
Rich people are fucked up!
有钱人真他妈的会玩！
Kramer, get Logan ready!
克莱默 让洛根作好准备!
Okay, minimum buy in is now 10 grand.
好了 最少下注一万块
Okay, I think we should split up.
好了 我们分头找吧
Yeah. And let's start upstairs.
好的 我们去楼上
Anybody finds the egg, just text the others, okay?
找到彩蛋的人 马上发短信通知其他人 好吗？
And for God's sake, be careful with it. All right?
千万要记住 彩蛋轻拿轻放 明白？
Got you. I got it.
收到 记住了
Be safe.
注意安全
What are you... What are you doing?
你在...你在干嘛呢?
Who says the egg isn't in here?
谁知道彩蛋会不会在这里呢?
Also, I have a really good feeling about Logan.
而且 我真的觉得洛根更有机会赢
Egg,egg,egg Wow! This is some bedroom.
彩蛋 彩蛋 彩蛋 哇哦 这卧室可真奢华
Does it remind you of your celebrity boyfriend's?
勾起了你对名人男友的回忆吗?
Are you still on this?
你怎么还在纠结这个？
Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle. That's all I can think about.
是啊 我还在纠结这个 米歇尔 我满脑子都在想这事
And that's saying a lot,
连刚刚在楼下看到那令人瞠目乍舌的格斗俱乐部
considering we got Eyes Wide Fight Club going on downstairs.
都没能让我忘掉这件事 说明我很在乎
Why is this so important to you?
为什么这事对你就这么重要呢?
Because, Michelle, look, l am losing my mind here. Okay?
因为 米歇尔 听着 想不出答案我都快疯了 明白？
We were broken up at the time.
我们暂时分手的那段时间
I got a hand job from Karen Waller, so you had every right to.
我确实让凯伦·沃勒打了手枪 所以你同样有权和别人上床
So why not just tell me?
可你为什么就不能告诉我呢?
Okay, fine.
好吧 那告诉你
It was 10 years ago.
10年以前
I was at a gas station, and I noticed a guy at the next pump.
我在一家加油站加油 注意到在边上加油的一个男人
It was Denzel Washington.
他就是丹泽尔·华盛顿
Hold up.
等等
It actually was Denzel?
真的是那位丹泽尔?
Yeah.
是啊
He was really nice.
他人真的很不错
He made some joke about how premium gas is probably the same as regular.
他开了一个玩笑 说其实优质油和普通油没啥区别
I took a chance, and I asked him if he wanted to get drinks.
我就趁机问他想不起一起去喝一杯
He said yes.
他居然答应了
We both got a little tipsy.
我们俩喝得都有一点醉意了
I offered to pay for drinks, and he let me,
我主动提出要付酒钱 他也没客气一下
which I thought was pretty cool.
我觉得这样也挺酷的
We danced for hours.
我们跳了几个小时的舞
Eventually, we ended up back at his place,
最后 我们回到了他的住处
and one thing led to another.
然后一切就水到渠成了
It was just this crazy thing that happened,
其实只是一件偶然发生的疯狂事
and, in a weird way, it made me realize
奇怪的是 这也让我意识到
the only person I ever wanna be with is you.
只有你 才是我唯一想共度余生的人
Nah.
得了吧
Nah. I don't believe it.
得了吧 我才不信呢
- Oh, you... - Mmm-mmm.
- 哦 你... - 嗯嗯
Well, I took a picture with him at the club.
我有一张和他在酒吧里拍的照片
I put it in a hidden folder.
我放在隐藏文件夹里了
Denzel and Michelle.
丹泽尔和米歇尔
Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel.
好了 宝贝 这人不是丹泽尔
Yeah, it is.
是的 他是
Mmm. No, it's not.
不 他不是的
Dude looks a lot like Denzel,
这家伙长得确实很像丹泽尔
but, uh, it's not him.
但是 他不是丹泽尔本人
You're crazy. That's... Look at that, that's Denzel.
你疯了吧 你看看 这明明就是丹泽尔
Okay, let me ask you this. Did he say he was Denzel?
那好 我来问你几个问题 他自己说过他是丹泽尔吗？
Well, no.
没有
He tried to introduce himself, and I cut him off
他打算做自我介绍 然后我打断了他
because I told him I knew who he was.
因为我告诉他我知道他是谁
- What kind of car did he drive? - A BMW.
- 他开着什么样的车? - 一辆宝马
- Hmm. - Three series.
- 嗯 - 宝马3系
Mmm. What was his place like?
嗯 他住的地方如何？
It... It was a two-bedroom condo.
是...是一套两居室的公寓
And he used the, um, spare room as an office, so...
他把多余的房间用作办公室 所以...
Do you hear what you're saying right now?
你听明白你刚才说的话了吗?
Hold on, let me see.
等等 让我看看
When you zoom in, the nose gives it away, right?
你放大了看 从他的鼻子你就能看出来了吧 对吧？
- God damn! - Mmm-hmm.
- 该死！ - 嗯嗯
Look, don't beat yourself up about it, okay? There is some good news.
听着 不要因为这事自责了 好吗？有一个好消息要告诉你
If you wanna get with Denzel, huh,
如果你想和丹泽尔共度一生 哈
he's standing right here!
他就站在你的面前!
Because the real Denzel ain't got shit on me.
因为真正的丹泽尔他妈的根本不如我
Honey, how does this monster have five kids? We don't get to have one.
亲爱的 这个怪物怎么会有5个孩子？我们却连1个也怀不上
Well, his wife looks like she's about 15.
他的老婆看起来只有15岁
Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine.
呃...是啊 他的精力是正常的
Right, right. No, I know, honey. We're just gonna...
好了 好了 亲爱的 别说 我知道了 我们一定会...
We're gonna keep plugging away until something sticks, okay?
我们一定会坚持下去 直到小家伙成功结合 好吗?
Gee, you really sound like a guy who wants to have a kid.
天啊 你这话说起来 真像是个想要孩子的人
Well, you know, I'm just...
你懂的 我只是...
I'm a little distracted right now, honey, as you might imagine.
最近有点心烦 亲爱的 你应该能够理解
Look, if you're not into this, you kind of gotta tell me.
听着 如果你不想要宝宝 那你一定要提前告诉我
Listen.
听着
I wanna have a baby, but how do I explain this? Um...
我很想要宝宝 但是该怎么解释呢？呃...
Do you remember how we used to play Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes,
你记得我们以前在游戏机上玩吃豆人的游戏时
and we could play all night?
我们一玩就玩个通宵吗?
Do you remember, this one time, I made it all the way up to level 86,
你还记得吗 有一次 我一路升级到86级
-and you were not too far behind, right? - Eighty-five, but...
- 而你也落后并不太多 是吧? - 我是85级 但是...
And then I kicked your ass at Galaga.
而在玩小蜜蜂时 我打得你落花流水
- So anyway, what is the point? - Mmm... Anyway,
- 不管怎样 你到底想说啥 - 嗯 ... 不管怎样
do you remember how we stayed alive so long?
你知道我们在游戏中如何能活这么长时间吗?
All we did was we ate the pellets.
我们所做的一切就是一直吃豆子
We never ate the fruit because the fruit is how they get you.
我们从来不去吃水果 因为吃水果会让他们抓住
Oh, you're doing a metaphor!
哦 你是在打比方！
Yes, but here's the problem.
是的 不过有一个问题
No matter how long you and I stayed alive in the game,
无论我和你在游戏里活了多长时间
neither one of us ever made it up to the leader board.
我们俩谁没有登上排行榜
And you think if we have a baby,
你认为我们如果我们有了孩子
we'll be officially settling down,
我们会正式安定下来
and you'll never make it onto the leader board of life?
然后你就再也不能登上你人生的排行榜了？
That's such a good metaphor.
这个比喻用得真好
Yeah, no, it's not. It's kind of bullshit.
不 不好 这是在胡扯
Why?
为什么？
- What are we, 16 years old? - No.
- 我们多大了 16岁吗？ - 不是
- You wanna go backpacking through Europe? Huh? - Uh-uh
- 你还想来个穿越欧洲的背包旅行吗？哈？- 不 不
You wanna, like, have some wine coolers on a football field
你还想在足球场上 和瑞贝卡·德·莫妮一起
with Rebecca De Mornay?
喝着冰镇果酒?
Not specifically.
未尝不可啊
You know who's always gone for the fruit, Max?
你知道总去吃水果的是谁吗 马克斯？
Your criminal brother, and that is why the ghosts are about to eat him!
你的罪犯哥哥 所以那些幽灵才会吃掉他！
Look who's embracing the metaphor.
看看是谁在妙用比喻
I'm so... I'm... Wow.
我真的是... 我是... 哇哦
You know what? All this time, I've just been thinking
你知道吗？一直以来 我一直想办法
that if I helped you beat Brooks, you would be less stressed.
帮你打败布鲁克斯 这样你的压力就会小点
But you don't wanna beat Brooks. You wanna be Brooks.
但是你并不想打败布鲁克斯 你想成为布鲁克斯
I'm gonna look somewhere else.
我得去其它地方找找
Come on, Logan! Boomer ain't shit!
加油 洛根！布默不是吃素的！
Hey, ADHD!
嘿 注意力要集中!
We're supposed to be looking for the...
我们应该去找...
Holy shit. I'm right again.
天啊 我又猜中了
Wait, where are you going?
等等 你要去哪里?
Everybody's watching the fight. I'm gonna go grab it.
大家都在看格斗赛 我去顺手牵羊
- No, don't fucking... - Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
- 不 别他妈乱来... - 镇定点 镇定点
Kill him!
杀了他!
oh, shit!
该死！
Who the hell are you?
你他妈的是谁?
Me?
问我?
Yeah. Who are you? And what are you doing with my egg?
是的 你是谁? 你手里拿着我的彩蛋干啥？
Oh. I was just admiring it.
哦 我只是拿着欣赏一下
I got a bunch of these fancy-pants eggs back at home. In my mansion.
在我的豪宅里 我也收藏了这些漂亮的彩蛋
- Uh-huh. - This one's ugly. Hmm.
- 嗯哼 - 这一个蛮丑的 嗯
Does anybody know this guy?
有谁认识这家伙吗？
I certainly hope so. I'm the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems.
当然希望有人认识 我是生化人公司的CEO
I should go.
我得闪了
Boomer, take him down.
布默 抓住他
Everyone hold on a goddamn second!
所有人都他妈的别动！
Boomer!
布默!
Hey. any luck yet?
嘿 运气如何?
- No. - You?
- 没找到 - 你们呢?
Go! Go! Go! I got it! I got it! Let's go! Come on!
快！快！快！我拿到了！我拿到了！快跑！快点！
Sorry. Sorry.
抱歉 抱歉
Hey. Ryan! Ryan!
嘿 瑞恩！瑞恩！
Oh, shit.
该死！
No!
不！
Okay, Okay
别急 别急
Shit!
该死！
Michelle, I'm open! Hit me. Hit me. Baby.
米歇尔 我这没人！传给我 传给我 宝贝
- Oh-ho-ho! - Security!
- 喔嚯嚯! - 有保安!
No, you don't.
没门儿
Holy shit!
天啊！
Kev, up here! Throw it!
凯文 我在上面！快扔给我！
Get it!
接住了！
Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!
哦！天啊 太棒了 太棒了！
Oh, no! No! No! Get away! Get away!
哦 不！不！不！快滚开！快滚开！
Okay. Oh!
没事 哦!
Go to the other side!
快到另一边去！
on, my God!
天啊！
Annie! Annie, where are you?
安妮！安妮 你在哪里？
- Max! Max! - Over here! Hey!
- 马克斯！马克斯！ - 我在这里！嘿！
No, no, no!
不 不 不！
Get off me!
放开我！
No!
不！
That was easy.
好容易啊
Oh.
哦
Man, glass tables are acting weird tonight.
老天 今晚的玻璃桌都很坚挺啊
Go, go, go!
快跑 快 快！
Get in! Get in the van!
上车！快上车啊！
Get in, get in, get in!
上车 上车 上车！
Get them! Get them!
抓住他们！抓住他们！
So, you don't wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that?
所以 你不想要孩子 就是想我们多干干刚才那样的事？
No. No.
不 不
Is that the fruit you were thinking about?
刚才那种状况就是你所说的“水果”吧?
Mmm-mmm. That's not the fruit. No.
嗯嗯 并不是水果 不是的
Hey, thanks for the assist.
嘿 谢谢你伸出援助之手
Yeah.
没关系
I don't even know why I really did it.
我甚至都不知道自己为何这么做
Do you think it's 'cause you're falling for me?
你该不会认为是因为爱上我了吧?
I...
我...
Not... Not sure.
不...不一定
Ugh. I was joking.
呃 我在开玩笑
Oh. Okay. Yeah.
哦 好吧
Aren't you gonna say you were joking, too?
你难道不想说句你也在开玩笑吗？
Do you want me to?
你想要我说吗?
- Oh, my God, you're making this weird. - No, I'm not.
- 天啊 你把气氛弄得怪怪的 - 不 我没有
- Stop it. - Okay, fine.
- 别说了 - 好吧 好的
It's two minutes to 12:00. Where the hell is this bridge?
还有2分钟就12点了 那座桥他妈的到底在哪?
GPS says it's right around here, but I don't see it.
GPS定位显示就在这附近 可我没有看到
Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street.
哦 哦 哦 就是这里 第四大街
Oh, shit!
该死！
- Oh, my! - That's great.
- 哦 老天! - 这一下完蛋了
That's great. Now they're gonna kill my brother.
完蛋了 他们会杀掉我哥哥的
Oh, God!
天啊！
Hold on.
等等
I'm not an expert, but these gems look plastic to me.
我不是专家 但这些碎片我看起来象是塑料的
"Made in China." Is this thing not even real?
"中国制造" 难道这玩意不是真的？
Maybe just that sticker was made in China.
或许只有标签是中国制造的
- Let's let them talk. - Can I see?
- 让我们洗耳恭听 - 我能看看吗？
Hey, why would the Bulgarian ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg?
嘿 为什么那个保加利亚人让布鲁克斯带一个假的彩蛋给他?
Uh, I don't think he wanted an egg at all.
呃 我认为他要的根本不是彩蛋本身
I think he wanted what was inside the egg.
他想要的是彩蛋里面的东西
"WITSEC." What is that?
"WITSEC." 这是什么意思?
Um...
呃...
We could ask them?
不如我们去问问他们吧?
You tell anyone we were coming here?
你们告诉过其他人我们在这碰面吗？
No.
没有
I've got your egg
我们已经把彩蛋带来了
You do?
是吗?
Yeah, but we broke it.
是的 但是我们把它打碎了
- What? - Well, it was a fake.
- 什么? - 彩蛋本身是假的
But we have the list of names that was inside.
但是我们拿到了里面的名单
That's what you wanted, right?
那才是你们想要的 是吧？
Okay. Get on the ground.
好吧 全都趴在地上
We've got what you want. Can't you just let us go?
我们已经带来了你们想要的东西 难道就不能放我们走吗？
I said, "On the ground!"
我说过了“趴在地上！”
You, too, playboy, get over there. Get on the ground.
你也是 花花公子 滚过去 都趴在地上
Yeah.
好的
None of that child pose bullshit, either.
别他妈的一个个婴儿式的狗屁姿势
The Bulgarian's gonna kill me, probably you guys, too.
保加利亚人会杀了我的 或许连你也一起杀掉
Why did you come here?
为什么你还要来？
Because you're my brother, and I can't just let you die,
因为你是我的哥哥 我不能不救你
even though you might deserve it.
即使你真的该死
Yeah, it's me. We got them all here.
是的 是我 我们把他们全抓住了
You're unbelievable, you know that?
你真难以置信 你知道吗?
You've always been a better person than me.
你一直都是一个比我优秀的人
You gotta shut up. Okay?
你快闭嘴 好吗?
Listen. I'm a fraud, Max.
听着 我是一个骗子而已 马克斯
I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches.
我不是那种随随便便搞点事就能成功的人
You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything.
你知道我是怎么赢的吗？我作弊了 我玩什么都作弊的
I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.
甚至小时候我们玩战舰游戏时 我也作弊了
What?
什么?
Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV?
你难道就没想过 为什么每次玩的时候我都让你背对着电视坐？
It was so I could see your ships in the reflection.
那样我就能在电视屏幕上看到你战舰的倒影了
I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly
甚至每次在玩大富翁游戏的时候
before we even started playing the game.
我都会提前拿上5000块钱
I cheated at the Game of Life. And at the game of life.
我在游戏人生中招摇撞骗 在人生游戏中同样如此
You son of a bitch.
你这个混蛋
- You son of a bitch! - Sit down.
- 你这个混蛋! - 趴下
- What about you, Princess? - I don't have anything.
- 你怎么样 公主? - 我什么都没有
But it didn't stop there because, when we grew up, Max,
但是 这个还不算完 当我们长大后 马克斯
you went off to college, and I...
你去上大学 而我...
You got a career.
你获得了稳定的工作
You married the greatest girl in the world.
你娶了世界上最棒的女孩
I knew I couldn't keep up with that success.
我知道我无法跟得上你成功的步伐
So l...
所以我...
I told everyone that I got a job on Wall Street.
我就告诉大家我在华尔街找到了一份工作
And I did.
确实找到了
Selling coke to traders.
只不过是卖毒品给那些证券交易员
You didn't invest in Panera?
你没投资帕尼罗面包?
I ate at Panera.
我在帕尼罗吃过面包
Jesus Christ.
天啊
What's going on?
怎么回事?
But that's why I've been trying to make it up to you.
所以我才一直设法对你弥补
That's what this whole game night was about.
这就是我设计这次游戏之夜的目的所在
See, I had it rigged so that you'd finally win.
我已经操纵设计好了以便你能最终获胜
The last clue was gonna lead you...
最终的线索将会指向你...
Your jacket pocket.
你的夹克口袋
Huh.
哈
Surprise!
惊喜！
I even managed to fuck that up, though. I'm so sorry.
但我他妈的却搞砸了 真的抱歉
I'm so sorry, Max.
真的抱歉 马克斯
I think we're gonna be okay, though. I got a feeling.
不过 我想我们应该没事的 我有一种预感
You want us to kill them all?
你让我们把他们都杀了?
What?
什么?
- Okay. - Wait, wait. Just let us go.
- 好的 - 等等 就放了我们吧
We won't tell anyone anything.
我们不会和任何人说的
We got you the list!
我们已经交出名单了！
- What the fuck, man? - Fuck! God damn it!
- 搞什么鬼 ? - 操！该死！
- Oh, shit. The fuzz. - Fuck, man!
- 该死 是警察 - 操他妈的!
Freeze!
不许动!
Gary?
盖理?
Don't even think about it, pig.
别痴心妄想了 猪头
Can't say I care for that nomenclature.
我可不太喜欢这种称呼
Get down!
趴下！
Come on, bitch!
快来啊 婊子！
Motherfucker!
操你妈的!
God damn it!
该死!
Hey, isn't that your neighbor?
嘿 那个不是你的邻居吗？
When did Gary get so cool?
他什么时候变得这么酷了？
Oh, my God!
天啊！
Everybody okay?
大家都没事吧？
- You're a cool-ass cat, Gary. - You all right?
- 你酷毙了 盖理 - 你没事吧?
Fine, thank you,
没事 谢谢
though, in sliding, my belt buckle may have inadvertently scratched
不过 刚才漂移的时候 我的皮带可能不经意地
the finish of my squad car.
刮到了我的警车
How did you know we were in trouble?
你怎么知道我们有麻烦了？
The nocturnal Jenga game,
晚上玩叠叠乐积木游戏的时候
my blood-spattered marital souvenirs,
我那些溅满血的结婚纪念品
and Max's curious search history piqued my interest.
还有在电脑上 马克斯好奇的搜索记录 都激起了我的注意
- Right. Oh, God. - You, uh...
- 太好了 天啊 - 你 呃...
You saved our lives.
你救了我们大家的命
Thank you.
谢谢你！
Just doing my job.
我的本职工作而已
- Oh, my God! - Oh!
- 哦 天啊！ - 哦
Shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
该死！哦 真该死！
Gary!
盖理!
Hello? I need an ambulance. Officer down.
喂？快叫一辆救护车来 有警官中枪了
- Oh, shit! - Hang in there, pal.
- 哦 该死! - 坚持住 老兄
Hang on. Hang on, pal.
坚持住 坚持住 老兄
Hang on. You're gonna be all right.
坚持住 你肯定不会有事的
We're gonna get you to a hospital.
我们马上送你去医院
Okay, look at me. Gary, look.
好了 看着我 盖理 看着我
You have got a lot to live for, okay?
你还有无限美好的未来 明白吗？
Do I？
真的吗？
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
- 是的 当然是的 - 是的
I have no wife.
我没有妻子
- No friends. - That's not true.
- 也没有朋友 - 不是这样的
No, don't say that.
不 别这么说
- You got us. We're your friends. - You've got us.
- 你还有我们 我们都是你的朋友 - 你有我们啊
You don't even like spending time with me.
你们甚至都不喜欢带我一起玩
Yes, we do. We just...
没有 我们喜欢 我们只是...
We've been a little selfish. That's all.
我们变得有点自私 仅此而已
- Right, right. - You know, I'm sorry about that.
- 是的 是的 - 你懂的 对此我很抱歉
Oh, God. Oh, God.
天啊 天啊
- Bastian. - Huh?
- 巴斯蒂安 - 啥?
Someone please take care of Bastian.
请照顾好巴斯蒂安
Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian yourself, okay?
盖理 你一定要亲自照顾巴斯蒂安 好吗?
Listen, soon as you get out of the hospital,
听着 等你很快出院之后
you're gonna come to every single game night we have.
我们举办的每一场游戏之夜 都会邀请你来参加
Don't...
不要...
Yeah?
什么?
Don't you ever
永远都不要
exclude me again.
再把我排除在外了
- Never exclude you again, pal. - No.
- 永远都不会再排除你了 老兄 - 不
- Oh, God. What is that? - What's that?
- 天啊 这是什么? - 这是什么?
Is that a blood clot?
这是血凝块吗?
It's a blood capsule.
这是血胶囊
- Huh? - A blood capsule?
- 什么? - 血胶囊?
And that is how you do a game night.
这才是游戏之夜的正确玩法
What?
什么?
I've duped you all.
我把你们都骗了
Wha...
哇...
Hold on a second. Are you telling me that this whole thing was a game?
等等 你是想说这一切都只是一场游戏?
- What? What? - Damn!
- 什么? 怎么了? - 该死!
Shit!
该死!
I'm sorry. They got up. They got up.
抱歉 他们站起来了 他们活过来了
When I learned you stopped inviting me to your game nights,
当我知道你没有邀请我参加游戏之夜后
l...I jacked Brooks's murder mystery party,
我...我就劫持了布鲁克斯的神秘谋杀派对
and I staged a kidnapping of my own.
然后策划了我的这场绑架游戏
You gotta be kidding me.
你一定是在开玩笑吧
What better way to prove my worth as a game night participant?
还有什么更好的办法来体现 我作为游戏参与者的价值呢？
Well, what about these dudes? Are they actors?
那两个家伙呢？他们是演员吗?
Oh, no. They're... They're felons.
哦 不 他们是...他们是重刑犯
Felons?
重刑犯?
I was able to shave some time off of their parole
我可以帮他们把假释时间缩短一点
in exchange for this little side project.
作为交换 他们在我这小游戏中出演一下
We square now?
我们现在没事了吧?
Thank you, gentlemen.
感谢你们 先生们
That lady hit me with the car.
那位女士刚才开车撞了我
Hey, what the hell kind of psycho are you?
嘿 你他妈的脑子进水了?
You put us through all this, just for your own amusement?
你让我们经历这一切 就是为了你自娱自乐？
No, no. Just the opposite. For your amusement.
不 不 恰恰相反 是为了让你们开心
Did everyone have fun?
大家玩得都很开心吧?
- No! No. - Yeah. No.
- 不！不开心 - 开心 不开心
No fun! I got shot!
一点也不开心！我还中了一枪！
BY me!
还是我射的
I don't see how that's possible. My men were using blanks.
我不明白你们说的是什么 我的人用的是空心弹
Well, that was my gun. It was a real gun.
那是我的枪 是一把真枪
So, this whole thing, the Faberge egg,
所以 这一切 俄罗斯彩蛋之类的
the Bulgarian, that was you?
保加利亚人 都是你安排好的？
You've lost me.
我不明白你的意思
The egg, the WITSEC list?
彩蛋 还有WITSEC名单?
It's all you. All part of your game?
都是你设计的 都是你游戏的一部分吗?
This is a list of people in the Federal Witness Protection program.
这是一份联邦证人保护计划名单
联邦证人保护计划（United States Federal Witness Protection Program 简称WITSEC） 一个由美国联邦司法部管理的证人保护项目 由美国法警负责执行 旨在庭审前后和庭审之时保护受到威胁的证人 少数州对于一些联邦计划不涵盖的 犯罪拥有自己的证人保护项目 州立的证人保护项目相比在保护程度上有所不及
How did you get this?
你们怎么拿到这东西的?
From inside the egg. Stop fucking with us. It's over!
从那个彩蛋里面 别他妈的再玩我们了 游戏结束了
I'm not fudging with you. I honestly have no idea what...
我没有骗你们啊 我确实不知道...
Oh, boy. Yikes!
哦 小伙子 演得不错嘛!
- I mean, how stupid do you think we are? - Hey, Max.
- 我说 你以为我们有多傻啊? - 嘿 马克斯
Gang, are we looking at the big twist here?
伙计们 我们看到这儿是剧情大反转吗？
He gets shot again!
他居然又中枪了！
And by who? A couple of new characters you introduce at the last minute.
是谁开的枪？是你在最后一分钟要介绍的这两个新角色
Dude, you've jumped the shark!
伙计 你这剧情也太牵强了！
Do you go to the magic shop
你是去魔术店
-to buy a bunch of these little bullets? - No.
- 买一堆这些小子弹吧? - 不
Hang on.
坚持住
This is Officer Kingsbury. We got a 10-00 on the 4th Street.
我是警官金斯伯里 我们在第四大街受到暴力袭击
Which one of you is Brooks Davis?
你们哪一个是布鲁克斯·戴维斯?
It's funny. You don't look like an asshole.
真有趣 你看上去也不象一个混蛋啊
Do I look like an asshole to you?
我看起来象是和你一样的混蛋吗?
No.
不象
One of us has to be the asshole in this transaction
在这次的交易中 我俩之间要有一个扮演混蛋
because otherwise I'd have my egg, and you'd have your money.
因为正常来说 我拿到了彩蛋 你收到了钞票
But instead, we've wasted our night tracking you down.
但实际却相反 追踪你的位置 浪费了我们一整晚的时间
Now, we're gonna have to kill you.
所以我们必须要杀掉你
- What? No, no, no, no. - What?
- 什么？不 不 不 不 - 什么?
Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming?
保加利亚先生 你说的是真的吗?
Hi, I'm Max. I'm Brooks's brother.
嗨 我叫马克斯 我是布鲁克斯的弟弟
And, you know, look. He screwed up.
而且他把事情搞砸了
- Right? You got greedy. - Oh, yeah.
- 是吧? 你变得更贪婪了 - 是的
He admits it.
这一点他承认了
Good news is, though, that we got your egg.
不过有个好消息 我们找到你的彩蛋了
It is broken. Uh, my screw up.
虽然它已经碎了 呃 我的责任
But, um, I got the list.
但是 嗯 我拿到那份名单
Which I bet you've been after this whole time.
我敢打赌你们整晚都是在寻找这份名单
What about this?
你看这样如何?
How about
你免费
you take this list for free, and we all go our separate ways?
拿走这份名单 然后我们各奔东西 怎么样？
Nobody gets hurt.
谁也不会受伤害
Uh, except the poor folks on this list, I'm guessing.
呃 除了那这份名单上的可怜虫吧 我猜
Okay.
好的
Okay?
真的？
Deal. Makes perfect sense.
成交 这交易条件很令人满意
No, no. You give him that list, he's gonna kill me.
不 不 你把名单交给他 他就会杀掉我的
That's nonsense.
胡说八道
What the hell is wrong with you?
你他妈的脑子有病吗?
I'm just trying to buy myself some time.
我只是尽力为自己赢得一些时间
Not much. We're just gonna cut it out of you on the jet. Take him.
多不了多少时间 我们只好到飞机上剖开你取出名单了 把他带走
Don't follow us, Max. I'm serious!
别再跟上来了 马克斯 我说真的！
I'm not worried about that.
这一点我不必担心
You just letting them go?
你打算放他们走吗?
Yeah, they've done nothing wrong.
是啊 他们又没做错啥
Only this one.
除了这个家伙
- Let's go. - Don't follow us!
- 走吧 - 别跟着我们！
Gary! He's breathing.
盖理！他还在呼吸
You know, the only private air terminal around here is at Conway.
这附近唯一的私人飞机停机场是在康威
Yeah. How are we gonna get there?
是的 我们怎么去那里？
Brooks's house is not that far from here.
布鲁克斯的家离这里不远
But our car's not there.
但是我们的车不在那里啊
Yeah, it is.
有的 这就是
You know, you don't have to do this because I can just poop it out.
你不一定非得那么做 因为我可以把它拉出来
We're not gonna go digging through your feces. That's disgusting!
我们不会去你的大便里翻找的 太恶心了！
Now, hold still while I cut your stomach open.
按住他 我要切开他的肚子
No, no! No! Whoa!
不 不！不！哇哦！
What the hell?
搞什么鬼?
- Is that... - That's my brother.
- 那是谁...- 那是我的弟弟
Get us in the air.
快点起飞
Now!
快点！
- Hold on! - Oh!
- 抓稳了! - 哦!
- You all right? - Yeah, you?
- 你没事吧? - 没事 你呢?
- Yup, good. - Okay.
- 没事 - 好的
Okay, okay. What's our plan?
好了 我们的计划是什么？
I have one idea.
我有一个主意
It's so crazy, though, baby, it just might work.
不过很疯狂的 宝贝 应该能够奏效
You're gonna crash the car into the plane,
你打算开车去撞那架飞机
like Liam Neeson in Taken 3?
就象连姆·尼森在《飓风营救3》里那样吗？
He did that in Taken 3, huh?
他在《飓风营救3》里干过 哈？
- All right, are you ready? Here we go! - Uh-huh.
- 好了 你准备好了吗? 上吧！ - 啊哈
on, my God!
天啊!
Uh, you missed it.
呃 你失误了
Thanks, baby.
谢谢提醒 宝贝
Brooks, we're coming!
布鲁克斯 我们来了！
Whoo!
哇哦！
Well, at least I got to drive it for 10 minutes.
至少我开了10分钟爽了一下
Oh, my God.
天啊
- We have to hide. - Yeah.
- 我们得躲起来 - 是的
Okay. Go.
好的 快走
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!
哦 该死！该死！该死！
Go, go, go! It's stuck.
快 快 你快跑! 车门卡住了
Fuck!
操！
God damn it!
该死！
Where you at, lady?
你在哪里 女士?
Come on, you little bitch.
快出来 你这个小婊砸
I know you're back here somewhere.
我知道你就躲在那里
Let's end this shit. I won't kill you. Come out!
让我们作个了结 我不会杀你的 快出来
Come on, get your ass out here!
快点 快他妈的给我出来！
Turn on the belt!
启动传送带
What?
什么？
- I'm not gonna hurt you. - Look at the box!
- 我不会伤害你的 - 看那个箱子!
-Just come on out Let's talk! - Can you charade it to me?
- 快出来 我们好好谈谈! - 你能用手势字谜让我猜吗?
Charades?
手势字谜?
That's some cute full-circle bullshit.
这时候还有心情玩这个 真是扯淡
Here we go. Three words.
开始吧 三个词
Come on, lady.
快出来 女士
Where are you?
你在哪里啊?
Turn.
启
Turn, turn, turn. Turn.
启 启 启 启
On.
动
Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what?
启动 启动什么？启动什么？
Turn on belt?
启动皮带?
Turn on belt!
启动传送带!
Boy, that's a slow belt.
老天 这传送带真够慢的
Hey!
嘿！
Oh, God! Annie!
天啊！安妮！
Oh, boy, that was...
哦 老天 真是...
You saw what I was going for, though, right?
可是你明白我刚才所说的意思 对吧?
Yeah, yeah.
是啊 我懂
But then did you see when I hit him with the fire extinguisher?
但你后来看到我用灭火器砸他那一下吗？
- I sure did. I sure did, yeah. - That was cool, right? Yeah.
- 看得很清楚 看得很清楚 - 是很酷 对吧？
- Yeah. - Great.
- 是的 - 非常棒
Do you want this?
你想要这玩意吗？
Well, I don't want you to have it, Calamity Jane.
我可不想你拿着它 “野姑娘杰恩”
野姑娘杰恩 美国电影《野姑娘杰恩》的女主角 是一位枪法神准 喜爱惩奸 除恶的牛仔女孩 该片由美国华纳兄弟发行并于1955年上映 主演多丽丝·黛
All right, look.
好吧 你看
I think I saw a hatch at the top of the plane.
我看到飞机顶上有一个舱口
Maybe I can get the drop on him.
或许我能从那里拿东西砸他
- ''The drop"? - Yup, yeah.
- "用东西砸"? - 是的
Who are you?
你以为你谁啊?
Why don't you go use the emergency phone? Call for help.
你何不去打个紧急电话？寻求帮助
I'm gonna do the drop.
我去拿东西砸人
Okay. You're not Liam Neeson!
好吧 别逞强 你不是连姆·尼森!
That hurts my feelings! I'm sorry!
- 你这话太伤我自尊了! - 抱歉！
That's enough of this shit.
我他妈的已经受够了！
Max!
马克斯!
I can't get the drop on anyone tonight.
今晚我是没法砸中任何人了
Put that little knife down!
放下那把小刀！
Right now! That's it.
马上！就这样
Ahh!
啊！
Right in my bullet hole.
正好插到我的弹孔里
Come on, come on, come on.
快接啊 快啊 快啊
Shit!
该死！
Stop!
别动！
Drop it!
扔掉它！
Wait, wait. Um...
等等 等等 呃...
You don't have to do this. I have kids at home.
你千万别杀我 我家里还有孩子呢
Not with that ass you don't.
你那小屁股怎么会生小孩
Oh.
哦
Well, thank you.
谢谢夸奖
You're welcome.
不客气
Shit!
该死！
Yes!
太棒了！
Oh, no, he died!
哦 不 他死翘翘了
And that's how you get the drop on someone!
这个才是你砸人的正确方法!
Oh, my God!
天啊！
Oh. Oh!
哦 哦!
- I got you! I got you! - This is high.
- 我接住你了 我接住你了 - 这上面好高啊
You're amazing.
你太赞了！
- You can cut me loose now. - Thank you!
- 你快来帮我松绑啊 - 谢谢!
Okay. Okay, okay.
好的 好的 好的
- Uh... -Yeah. In the bag.
- 呃... - 好的 剪刀在那包里
- This? Okay. - Look in the bag. That's right.
- 这包吗？- 你找找看 就是这个
Okay.
好了
Oh! Thank you!
哦！谢谢你！
- Okay. You all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 好了 你没事吧? - 没事
Whoa.
哇哦
Well, look at that.
快看看
You put a bungee cord in your hand,
只要手上拿了根弹力绳
you go straight to the pervy place, don't you?
你立马就开启变态模式了 是吧?
Hey
嘿
You saved my life. Thank you.
是你救了我 谢谢你
- You okay? - Yeah, yeah.
- 你没事吧? - 没事 没事
I mean, I just saw a man die, but I'm... I'm okay.
我刚刚眼睁睁地看着一个人死掉 不过我...我没事
Is that a knife in your bullet hole?
你的子弹孔里插着是一把刀吗？
Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby.
啊 哈 嘿 我想和你生个宝宝
Uh, What?
呃 什么?
I used to think that I wanted Brooks' life,
我曾经以为我想过上布鲁克斯那样的生活
but, you know, turns out he was just...
但是 结果他只是一个...
You're a loser. He's a loser.
你是一个失败者 他是一个失败者
Uh, guilty.
呃 我承认我是
But us making a family?
我们创造一个家庭如何?
That's... That's not pellets. That's the fruit.
那就...那就不是豆子了 就是水果了
That's fruit. It's fruit.
就是水果了 真正的水果
Wait. What's going on?
等等 你们在说什么?
Plus, think about all the dumdums that have kids, right?
而且 想想看 许多傻瓜都能生孩子 对吧？
And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids.
想想我们的孩子将会比他们的孩子聪明多少倍
It's gonna beat their kids at everything.
一定会全方位地完胜他们的孩子
It's taken you this long to see that?
你花了这么长时间才明白这一点?
Our baby is gonna crush every other baby.
我们的宝宝会碾压其他孩子
That's right. That's right. And not in that "peak too early,"
是的 是的 而且不是以一种成人的方式
you know, "kid actor" kind of way, you know?
而是以一种小屁孩的方式碾压他们
Mmm-mmm. No.
嗯 嗯 不行
We will parcel out his or her gifts over time.
我们要花时间培养他或她的天赋
- Absolutely. - Yes.
- 一点没错 - 是的
We gotta teach it Mandarin right away.
我们要尽快教他说汉语普通话
'Cause China's the future.
因为中国就是未来
- It sure is. - Yeah.
- 的确如此 - 是的
- You're the future. - Oh, my God.
- 你就是未来 - 天啊
Hmm?
嗯?
And that concludes my game night.
我的游戏之夜到此圆满结束
What?
什么?
It went exactly as I planned.
一切完全按照我的计划执行
You learned every lesson that I wanted you to.
你学到了所有我想让你学的东西
Trevor, you can get up now.
特雷弗 你现在可以起来了
I'm just fucking with you, but that would've been really cool, right?
我他妈的在逗你们呢 但要是真的这样 会很酷的 对吗？
You're such a dick.
你真是个混蛋
三个月后
- Hey! Hey! - Hey!
- 嘿！ - 嘿！
- Hey, hey! - Hey!
- 嘿 嘿！ - 嘿!
Come on, come on. Hey, thanks for letting me host again, huh?
快进来 快进来 嘿 非常感谢又让我举办游戏之夜 哈？
Well, it's not like we had a choice.
我们貌似也没有别的选择
Only 36 months to go.
3年之后就自由了
Oh, time will fly.
哦 时光飞逝
- Can I get you a beer? - Uh, yeah.
- 给你拿瓶啤酒? - 呃 好的
- Come on! - Hey, listen, Brooks.
- 来吧! - 嘿 听着 布鲁克斯
I know you're probably feeling pretty humbled by all of this.
我知道经历的这一切 可能会让你自惭形秽
But, honestly, I think you're gonna come out the other side a much better man.
但是 说实话 浪子回头金不换 你会成为更优秀的人
Oh! Hey, look.
哦！嘿 听着
I completely agree.
我完全赞成你说的
You remember the WITSEC list I swallowed?
我吞下去的那份联邦证人保护计划名单 你还记得吗?
- Sure. -lpoopeditouL
- 当然记得 - 我把它拉出来了
sold it for $3 million on the black market.
我在黑市上以3百万的价格卖掉了
- Are you serious? - Pretty sweet, huh?
- 你是认真的吗? - 非常棒 哈?
Brooks, everybody on that list is gonna get killed.
布鲁克斯 名单上的所有人都会被杀掉的
Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster.
哦 不 马克斯 我又不是一个恶魔
I tipped everyone off that they were in danger.
我向所有的人透露他们处于危险之中
For $20,000 apiece.
每条信息收费2万块
You're unbelievable.
你真是本性难移
Thank you. It's not like I'm gonna live in this dump forever.
谢谢 我也不可能永远住在这种垃圾地方
As soon as this cuff comes off, I'm gonna buy that house I was renting.
一旦我的电子脚铐摘掉了 我就把原先租的房子买下来
I'm moving in with Johanna.
和约翰娜一起搬进去住
There she is.
她来了
Hey, Dr. Chin!
嘿 陈医生!
Hey, Max.
嘿 马克斯
- Let's play. - Yeah.
- 开始玩游戏吧 - 好的
Uh, The Crying Game?
呃 《哭泣游戏》?
Uh, Boys Don't Cry?
呃 《男孩别哭》?
Is that a tear? No, is that the actor?
那是一滴眼泪吗? 不 他是演员吗?
- Mr. Potato Head. - Are you drawing the actor?
- 土豆头先生 - 你画的是演员吗?
- Cry-baby? - Yes!
-《爱哭鬼》？- 是这个！
Time!
时间到！
- It was The Green Mile. - What?
- 答案是《绿色奇迹》 - 什么?
How is that The Green Mile?
这怎么可能是《绿色奇迹》?
This is me at the Regal Cinema crying
这画的是坐在皇家电影院里哭泣的我
as I did through much of the film.
因为这部电影让我身临其境
How were we supposed to know that, Gary?
你这样让我们怎么猜的到 盖理?
I assume everyone cried during The Green Mile.
我以为看《绿色奇迹》时每个人都会哭
So, who's next?
下一个是谁?
I'll go.
我上
- Yeah! - Go, baby!
- 好! - 快上 宝贝!
Nice try, Gary.
干得不错 盖理
And go!
开始！
Uh...
呃...
- It's a rock. - A bean? A rock!
- 一块石头？- 一颗豆子？一块石头！
- A ball? - That's a...
- 一个球? - 这是一个...
- Burger. Is that a burger? - Football! Football!
- 汉堡 是汉堡吗? - 橄榄球！是橄榄球！
No, oh, that's a dinner roll, right?
不 哦 是小圆面包 对吧?
A bun!
小圆面包!
Is it a bun? Looks like a bun.
是小圆面包吗？看起来象小圆面包
French loaf?
法式面包?
- Is this a motion picture? - MAX: Bun is in a house. On a train.
- 这是一部电影吗? - 房间里的小圆面包 火车上的
Aren't you supposed to announce it?
你就不能直接宣布答案吗？
- Microwave? - It's being cooked. It's in an oven.
- 微波炉？ - 正在被烤 这是一个烤箱
- Bun in the oven! - Yes, yes, yes!
- 烤箱里的面包（怀孕）! - 答对了!
Wait. What?
等等 什么？
Yes.
是的
You pregnant?
你怀孕了?
We did it.
我们成功了
Oh, my gosh! They're having a baby!
天啊！他们有个宝宝了！
They're having a baby!
他们有个宝宝了!
总体规划
游戏之夜重建自我
警官盖理·金斯伯里制订
非常逼真
血胶囊
亲爱的盖理·金斯伯里警官
多堤士玉米片我们没有买1送2活动
证 据
马克斯和安妮 住 所
查看信件时 缺少朋友信件 不必灰心丧气
绿色奇迹
费城往事
勇敢的心
著名的 死亡场景 灵感
游戏玩家们
相关度？
最可能成功的人 布鲁克斯·戴维斯
黛比和谁 在一起喝饮料
食 谱
红酒&迷迭香 炖小羊腿
黛比 金斯伯里
请别走开 片尾彩蛋更精彩......
游戏之夜
How you doing?
你好吗?
- Hi. - I'm Kenny.
- 嗨 - 我是肯尼
Nice to meet you, Kenny.
很高兴认识你 肯尼
Usually people cut me off and say they know who I am.
通常人们会打断我 然后说认识我
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I didn't catch your name.
- 哦 是吗? - 是的 我还没请教芳名呢
I'm Debbie.
我是黛比