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我命中注定就是要干大事 All I've really ever wanted was adventure.
所以才会加入运钞这行 That's what got me into the armoured car business.
充斥着大量枪枝、金钱和暴力威胁 Between the guns and the cash and the constant threat of violence,
简直是梦幻工作 it seemed like a total dream.
但想的总是卡水 But that's all it was - just a dream.
现实中，我的日常差事无聊到爆 'Cause in reality, my day-to-day was as boring
跟垃圾工、披萨员或报童没两样 as any garbage man, pizza guy or paperboy.
拿钱，装箱，重复 Pick it up, drop it off, repeat.
日复一日 Pick it up, drop it off, repeat.
无限跳针 Pick it up, drop it off, repeat.
我曾幻想执勤途中被劫 I used to fantasise about getting robbed in the line of duty
好证明自己是正港大尾蛟龙 just to prove to myself that I would man up, given the chance.
但如此微小心愿，转角遇不到 But I was denied even that simple pleasure.
这些怪流行文化 I blame popular culture.
我看凌凌漆电影长大 See, I grew up watching spy movies.
电影拍得太出神入话惹 They made it seem so fun,
屌打坏人，英雄救美 judo-chopping the bad guys and saving the girl.
我憧憬那种人生，但总遇到衰小事 I wanted that life, but it didn't quite pan out that way.
于是我接受现实 So I settled.
老实说，人生最悲哀莫过如此 That's about the worst thing you can do, if I'm honest.
因为除非找到机会大干一票 I mean, until you take a chance in life,
否则永远不会发现真正的自己 you really never find out who you are.
我的名字叫干大尾 My name is David Ghantt.
1997年我是步入40岁的中年男子 In 1997, I was a quiet middle-aged man knocking on 40.
就在这时，康凯莉小姐炫风登场 But then, then the wind blew in Miss Kelly Campbell.
等待了40年 After four decades of waiting,
我的冒险终于来敲门了 my adventure finally came knocking.
你是说我们一起抢劫卢米斯法戈吗？ What do you say you and me rob Loomis Fargo?
什么？来吧！ What? Come on!
那家伙就在一个月前 That guy just did it a month ago.
银行护卫？在杰克逊维尔？ The bank guard? Jacksonville?
- 菲利普约翰逊 - 是的，菲利普约翰逊 - Phillip Johnson. - Yeah, Phillip Johnson.
在墙后面，有一百万美元。 Behind this wall, there is a million dollars.
给我个说不的理由 Give me one reason why we shouldn't.
嗯，首先，我们会被解雇。 Well, for one thing, we could get fired.
是吗？ Right?
赞啦 - Whoo! - Hot dog!
真不赖 Not bad.
知道我有100万美金会做什么？ You know what I'd do with $1 million?
买一拖拉库的唱片 音乐在我人生中不可或缺 Buy a crapload of CDs. Music is very important in my life.
你有100万美金会做什么？ What would you do with $1 million?
拿来创业 Probably start my own business, you know?
也许去追捕恶人或罪犯 Maybe go after some felons or convicts, you know?
当个赏金猎人或搞间讨债公司 Be a bounty hunter or skip tracer or something like that.
换成真人就不同了 You know, put a cap in there.
糟了，大尾 火烧小鸟啦！ - Oh! Oh! David! - Oh, that burns!
- 欧麦尬，快让我瞧瞧！ - 好痛，凯莉 - Oh, my gosh! Let me see! - Ow, Kelly!
挖出来，天啊，凯莉 - Let me see! Let me see! - Ow! Get it out! - OK. - Oh, God, Kelly!
你很好，没事，小意思 - You're good. You're alright. - OK.
但你差点射爆自己的菊花 You're OK. But, man, you nearly shot yourself a new butthole.
子弹刚好穿过你的股沟 Yeah, went straight down the crack.
像是在我的蜜桃臀上刷卡 It feels like it just grazed my biscuits right betwixt them.
其实不怎么痛 对，你人没怎样 - Yeah, doesn't hurt that bad. - No, I think you're OK.
短裤倒是破了个大洞 I mean, you got a nice big hole in your shorts.
好家在 Yeah.
你回家后把浴缸装满全脂鲜乳 You go home and you fill your tub full of whole milk.
你讲啥？ 你把浴缸装满全脂鲜乳 - What's...what's that? - Fill your tub with whole milk.
全脂鲜乳？ - 对 - Whole milk? - Yeah.
因为脂肪能滋润菊皮 'Cause the fats, it's the fats that moisturise the skin.
我有田园沙拉酱，也能放进一点 I got ranch dressing. I could put a little ranch in.
我瞧瞧 Oh! I'll get it.
一定是未来的干大尾太太 Well, if it isn't the future Mrs David Ghantt calling her honey.
在叩叩未婚夫 糟了，是珍蒂丝，我迟到了 Oh, no, no. That's Jandice. I'm late.
天呀！我竟然忘了 什么？你要去哪里？ - I forgot, gosh! - What? Where you going?
拍婚纱照 Engagement photos.
好甜蜜 是啊 - Oh. That's nice. - Yeah, so... Yeah!
我要倒退噜 I'm gonna walk backwards -
免得你看到我的屁屁 I don't want you looking at my derriere.
也许改天换我看你的股沟 我们就扯平了 Maybe I can stare at your crack one day and we can get even.
嗨，大尾 Hey, Dave!
（真实事件改编）
再来一杯 Have another drink.
珍蒂丝，抱歉迟到了 Jandice, I'm sorry I'm late.
没关系，很高兴你来得正是时候 That's OK. I'm glad you got here when you did.
我哭了好几小时 是吗？ - I've been crying for hours. - Have you?
我飙泪到要重新化妆3次 Had to put my make-up on three separate times 'cause of the tears.
3次嘟嘟好，你看起来正翻了 Well, third time's a charm. You look...you look fantastic.
来拍照吧 Let's take some pictures.
♪ Who can say where the road goes
♪ Where the day flows
♪ Only time
♪ And who can say if your love grows
♪ As your heart chose
♪ Only time... ♪
臭死了，珍蒂丝 Good lord, Jandice!
我留着给你打气 I've been saving that for you.
你的屁直冲我的屁眼 You farted right into my butthole.
像是屁的转移 It's like a fart transplant.
你们是怎么认识的？ So how'd y'all meet?
我超爱听求爱罗曼史 I'm a sucker for courtship stories.
既然你诚心发问 Well, if you must know, a couple years back
几年前我在教堂的青年礼赞演唱会 I was at a Youth Praise concert at church,
我看到前所未见天下第一大帅哥 and I saw the most handsome man that I had ever seen in the world.
他死盯着我看 He was looking right at me.
我们去拍拖 We went on a date, and then we fell
然后我们感到... 非常非常非常深深相爱 very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very deeply in love.
然后他就死掉了 被蛇咬死 And then he died. Snakebite.
在他的葬礼，我心肝乱糟糟 At his funeral, I was very, very distraught.
我无法振作起来 I couldn't keep myself together.
这是看到另一名男子 And I saw this...other man,
死者的远房表弟 a distant cousin of the deceased.
他担任抬棺者 He was a pallbearer and he was kinda struggling
死命稳住他那侧的棺材 to hold up his end of the casket.
我拼命的抬高高 I had a hard time lifting it up.
反正后来我们交谈，我心想 In any case, we got to talking afterwards.
那家伙挂了，这小子活跳跳 And I thought, "Well, that one's dead. "This one's alive.
怎样都选新鲜的 "I'll take the live one."
现在一起走过2年了 Now here we are, two years later.
真是可割可弃的故事 That's, uh, quite a story.
对，我们是神仙眷侣 Yeah, we're happy as all get out.
我每天快乐似神仙 我也是 - I couldn't be happier. - Me either.
然后有一天情况有了转折 Then one day, things took a turn.
我大概早有预感 I guess I...I sensed it coming.
像凯莉那种不安骚动的灵魂 But restless souls like Kelly
待不住卢米斯这种公司 usually don't stick around at a place like Loomis.
帮你准备了小点心 Here's a little snackaroo.
脆饼沙拉佐爆量田园酱 Taco salad with extra ranch.
大尾，谢谢 大快朵颐吧 - David, thank you. - Eat up.
我不太饿，现在吃不下，抱歉 I'm not really that hungry. Not now. I'm sorry.
怎么了？你没精打采的 What's going on now? Come on, you're just moping around.
我和罗尼切了 Well...Rodney and I broke up.
真的假的 真的，昨晚 - No kidding! - Yep. Last night.
是在冲啥？你们的进度大落后 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on in here? You all are way behind schedule, so, Ghantt,
干大尾，你这大胡子娘炮快出来 I need you to get your bearded lady-face out there right now.
等等，你说他什么？ Wait, whoa, whoa! What'd you say to him?
你不能对干大尾那样说话 You can't talk to David Ghantt like that.
他是这里唯一脑不残的人 He's the only one around here with half a brain.
他的聪明才智你望尘莫及 He's smarter than you'll ever be.
好，我们要出去了，老板 不能算了 - We're gonna be outside, boss. - No, no, no.
凯莉，你今天哪根筋不对？ What the hell is your problem today, Kelly?
也许我大姨妈来了 Maybe I'm feeling a little emotional.
也许我被人倒会 可以备注在你的时程表吗？ Maybe I'm having a bad day, huh? Does that fit in your schedule?
我只关心把运钞车开往南边 You know, what I care about is getting that truck out there,
他妈的愈快愈好 southbound, A-S-A-effing-P.
要是我不配合？ And if I don't?
你被开除了 You're fired.
那好，开除我，炒我鱿鱼 OK, then, fine. - Fire me, Ashley. Fire me. - OK.
凯莉，这样不好吧 - Kelly, I don't know... - No, you know what?
不，我早巴不得想辞掉这份工作 I have been fixing to quit this job for a long time.
况且被开除还能领失业金 And besides, if I get fired, I get unemployment.
有道理耶 - That's a good point. - Then guess what.
想的美，我不开除你了 - You're not fired. - OK!
好，要是我性骚扰你的员工？ What if I sexually harass one of your employees, huh?
这样还不开除我换你倒大楣 Then you'll get in trouble if you don't fire me.
要是我公然猥亵？ Just walk up to somebody and go like that.
老天，妈呀 What if I just do this kind of thing?
欧麦尬，这超犯法 Oh, my gosh, this is so illegal.
你没开除我就换你卷铺盖走人 You're gonna get fired for not firing me
因为我是妖艳贱货败坏职场伦理 because I'm doing something so sexual and inappropriate...
别闹了 - Don't. - ..for the workplace.
看好戏了 要是我这样做？ - Look at that! Kelly! - What if I did this?
凯莉 跳淫秽舞蹈？ Sexual, sexual dancing!
好，你真的被开除了 OK, you're fired now.
制服留下 Leave the uniform!
凯莉，等一下 Kelly, hold on a second.
稍后我会清理 I'll clean that up. Just...
等等，凯莉 Hey, uh... Hey, Kelly?
我能要你的电话吗？留着备用 Can I get your phone number, you know, just to have it?
好啊，没问题 Um... Oh, yeah. Sure.
我身上没有笔 I don't have a pen on me.
对，你没有笔 No, you don't have no pen.
你上半身光溜溜的，只剩胸罩 You got barely anything on your upper half. You got a bra.
很养眼，胸罩看起来很棒 They look good.
下面的咪咪也海海的 I mean, the bra looks nice and what it encases. Um...
我这里有铅笔 I got a pencil right here.
太好了 Great.
你能写在我的手臂上 用铅笔？ - You can just do it on my arm. - With pencil?
对 Yeah.
要用力刻入皮肤才能显示出来 Ooh, man, you really gotta press into the skin to make this show up.
嗯 Mm-hm.
是啊 好了 - Yeah. - Here you go.
只有10个数字 - There's 10 numbers there. - Oh, yeah.
是啊，最后是143 The 1-4-3 at the end,
我一向很爱那套 that's sort of my thing I just always do.
是"我爱你"的代码 It's code for "I love you" - you know, 'I' is one letter,
"I love you"有1、4、3个字母 'love' is four letters, 'you', three letters.
我一向这样解码，那是我的菜 I've just always done it. I don't know. That's my thing.
不是盖的，酷喔 That's pretty bad-ass. That's cool.
那掰了 Well, see ya.
好 OK.
凯莉总让我觉得自己很特别 Kelly always made me feel special.
好像自己无所不能，无人能敌 - Like I could do anything. - Idiot! You know, be anyone.
看着她离开卢米斯仿佛是... Watching her leave Loomis was like
看着太空梭脱离火箭推进器 watching a space shuttle shed its rocket boosters.
太空梭冲上令人兴奋的外太空 The shuttle goes up to new and exciting places.
火箭推进器只是... Rocket boosters just burn into the atmosphere
在大气层里烧毁或沉入海洋 or sink into the ocean.
没人会在乎火箭推进器 No-one gives a crap about rocket boosters.
少了我的正向思考能量 Now, without my positive influence,
凯莉结交了一帮狐群狗党 Kelly fell in with a bad crowd.
她离职后的几周 In the weeks after she quit,
都在偏僻的郊区鬼混 she was spending all of her time on the rough side of town
这间双拼高脚屋的主人是 in a double-wide high-rise belonging to this man,
史提夫尤金钱伯斯 Steven Eugene Chambers.
他应该是凯莉高中时的邻居或朋友 I think he was Kelly's neighbour
也许两者皆是 or a friend from high school - might have been both.
称他是阴险的草蛇 Calling Steve a snake in the grass
还侮辱了草跟蛇 is an insult to snakes and to grass.
他是穷酸的小偷 He was a petty thief mostly known for
专偷小儿科医院的小轮椅 stealing tiny wheelchairs from paediatric hospitals.
至于凯莉 她几乎忘了在卢米斯的日子 As for Kelly, she'd all but forgotten about her days at Loomis Fargo,
直到公司登上新闻 till the company made the news.
警方揭发菲利普强森 Police are reporting that Phillip Johnson,
卢米斯法戈的警卫 a Loomis Fargo security guard
被控窃取2000万美金现已落网 accused of stealing $20 million, has been arrested.
从3月展开长达5个月的追缉 The 5-month manhunt began in March
强森据称抢劫... 佛州杰克逊维尔的卢米斯金库 when Johnson allegedly robbed a Loomis depository in Jacksonville, Florida,
之后逃往墨西哥 before fleeing to Mexico.
这是美国史上最大宗的抢案 The robbery was the largest in US history.
接着是理查福克斯的气象预报 Next, your weather forecast.
我们想要有一番作为就要抢银行 Guess we gotta rob a bank if we want to get on The Big Show.
大概吧 Yeah, I guess so.
凯莉在卢米斯工作 Kelly works over at Loomis.
过去式了，3周前离职 Worked. Quit three weeks ago.
现在她在速食店 She's over at Hardee's now.
谈到工作，我再1小时要上工 Speaking of work, I gotta be there in an hour.
所以先闪人了各位小可爱 So, with that, I'll leave you lovely people.
掰了，俏妞 See you, girl.
凯莉，说真的，咱们来聊一下保全 Hey, Kelly, seriously, what are we talking about?
史提夫，醒醒面对现实吧 - Security-wise. - Steve, sober up. For real.
我是在嗨，不是喝茫 I'm buzzed. I'm not drunk.
拜托，哪会多难？ Come on. How hard can it be?
把钱装车，然后开走 You load up a truck and you drive away.
我听你说过 菲利普强森就成功了吧？ I've heard you talk about it. Phillip Johnson did it, right?
先别管被抓那段 Except the getting caught part.
我们是青梅竹马 I've known you since we were kids.
我看得出你快不快乐 I can tell when you're not happy.
你想一辈子在得来速工作 You wanna spend the rest of your life working the Hardee's drive-through,
还是想在得来速的另一侧 or do you want to be on the other side of that drive-through
停下粉红色的劳斯莱斯 pulling up in a pink Rolls-Royce
一次包下整年份的薯圈？ buying a year's worth of curly fries?
我是说这一定要有内应 What I'm saying is it's gotta be an inside job.
那就是重点 我不再是卢米斯的内线了 Well, that's the thing, Steve. I'm not inside Loomis anymore.
但一定有谁能帮忙 But you must have made contacts.
你能跟周遭的每个男人打情骂俏 You flirt with every pair of pants within five yards.
才怪 No, I don't!
我只是说你很有人缘 I'm just saying you're a people person.
你是那个意思吗？ - That's what you're saying? - People like you.
你人见人爱，魅力独具 You got that quality.
是有个男同事应该喜欢我 I mean, there's a guy at work that likes me, I guess.
但我没跟他打情骂俏 就是我朋友大尾 I don't flirt with him, but my friend David.
不错，听起来大有可为 Oh. Alright, alright. That sounds promising.
你跟大尾有多熟？ And just how friendly were you and Big Dave?
好，他算是结婚了，是个好人 OK, he's practically married and he's a good guy.
我们都是好人 Yeah. We're all good guys.
我只想知道我们能不能信任大尾 I just want to know can we trust this guy David
起码能够找他谈谈 enough just to have a conversation?
他对你感觉怎样？他喜欢你吗？ I mean, how's he feel about you? Does he like you?
或他超级哈你？ Or does he "like you", like you?
国会预算办公室 The Congressional Budget Office...
是你的未婚妻？ 不是 - Is that your fiancée? - No.
才不是 No.
你笑得好欠揍 You smiling like hell, man.
他来了，在那里 Oh! He's here, he's here. Right there.
他带了玫瑰，他带花 He's got roses. He's got flowers.
他是最佳人选 转过去 - He's perfect. - OK, shh. Turn around.
我在商店买了花送你 I got you these at the store.
谢谢，你真贴心，好漂亮 Thank you. You're sweet. They're really lovely.
现在花跟新主人有共同点了 Well, now they have something in common with their new owner.
好痛 Oh... Ow!
有刺 There's a thorn on there.
店里的人说刺都取掉了 The guy at the store said they were de-thorned.
还有几根很大的刺 A couple of big ones.
凯莉，你看起来美极了 谢谢 - You look amazing, Kelly. - Oh. Thanks.
- 发型很美 - 我的朋友里基帮我弄的 - Hair looks good. - My friend Ricki cuts my hair.
上周刚弄过我的刘海 Just cut my bangs last week.
是的，里基上次把我撞飞了 Yeah, Ricki banged me out last time.
噢 Oh.
每次... Every...
你胸口... You have a...
喷出汁了 - Sprung a leak in your tit. - Oh, my gosh.
欧麦尬，谢谢，那根刺弄伤我了 Thank you. That thorn really got me.
要压住 Put some pressure on it.
是啊 Yeah.
阿怎么不是喷奶？ Why isn't it milk?
要生宝宝才会有奶 I think you have to have a baby to have milk.
抱歉，老天，我太紧张了 I'm sorry. Gosh, I'm just nervous.
我平常比较绅士 I'm a bigger gentleman than that.
大尾，我要解释为何我打给你 Um, David, I wanted to explain to you why I called you.
好 OK.
我座位后面有一名男子 There's a gentleman in the booth behind me...
不，别看 Oh, no, don't look. Don't look.
这名男子是我朋友 This gentleman is a friend of mine
他有个点子想与你分享 and he has an idea he'd like to share with you.
他现在能听到我吗？ Can he hear me right now?
我能听到你，我都听到了，大尾 I hear you. I hear everything, David.
好，先生，我该怎么称呼你？ OK. What should I call you, sir?
不必 你不需要见到我或知道我的名字 Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name.
你能称呼我"木匠" You can refer to me as Geppetto.
"木匠"？ - Geppetto? - Yeah, Geppetto.
对，小木偶里的木匠 就像我会拉木偶的线 As in Pinocchio. As in I pull the strings.
他是指木偶师 I think he means Stromboli.
你叫我什么？ - What'd you call me? - Nothing.
没事，你应该是指木偶师 I just think you mean Stromboli.
木匠只是刻木头 Geppetto was just a wood carver.
木偶师才会操纵木偶 Stromboli was the puppeteer.
但继续说吧 Go ahead, though.
康凯莉小姐告诉我 So Miss Campbell tells me
你们曾在卢米斯一起工作 y'all worked together over at Loomis.
说你是最佳员工之一 Said you were one of their best employees, a straight arrow.
正直的比老处女的内衣还清白 Clean as a nun's undies.
那我倒不确定 Well, I don't know about all that, but...
事实上她说你很可靠 She said you're so trustworthy you're one of
你是唯一非管理层有金库钥匙的人 the only non-managers to have a key to the vault.
我认为这是至高无上的荣誉 I think that's an incredible honour.
我也认为这是千载难逢的机会 I also think it's an incredible opportunity.
猜得到我接着要讲什么？ Do you see where I'm going with this?
你要我进入金库拿走... Y'all aren't asking me to go in there and take...
大尾，我看你漂撇走进来 David, I saw you walk in here.
你是个颜值逆天的美男 You're a good-looking dude.
这不是说场面话 OK, there's no getting around that.
你胸膛壮硕，顶着翘臀 You carry your weight in your chest and your ass and it just...
你的骨骼精奇，我想你值得更多 You have a powerful build, and I think you deserve more.
你们不了解... What y'all don't realise is...
美中不足的是你无法单枪匹马 成功干下这一票 Thing is you can't pull a job off like that on your own.
你需要同伴 You need confederates, people with a vested interest
同伴们会帮你保护那笔赃款 in protecting that loot
你则会躲藏在墨西哥 while you're laying low down in Mejico.
卢米斯可能看起来像个大仓库 Loomis Fargo may look like a big warehouse,
但里面的钱是银行的 but the money inside belongs to the banks.
拿走的话，严格说来就是抢银行 If you take it, technically speaking, you're robbing a bank.
那是联邦罪 And that's a federal offence.
最少被关84个月 84 months minimum.
不，大尾，耐心听完 No, shh. David, just listen.
我们只是聊聊 We're just... just talking, you know.
考虑一下 Just think about it.
妈，我尬意 I love it, Mother.
我感觉好像大型瓷娃娃 I feel like a giant porcelain doll.
我的有点紧 Mine's a little tight,
尤其是腰部，这个腰带 especially around the cumberbrumber... the cucumberbun.
我就料到会太紧 I know it's too tight.
我倒希望会鼓励你减肥 I was hoping it would motivate you to lose a couple pounds.
我听你的话戒掉巧克力饼了 Well, I stopped eating them Goo Goo Clusters like you asked.
喂？ - 大尾？ - Hello? - David?
喂？嗨，我是 Hello? Hey.
是公事 Yeah. It's a work thing.
凯莉，你怎么打来这？时机不对 Kelly, what are you doing calling me here? It's not a good time.
好，我只是孤单寂寞觉得冷 Oh, OK. I was just feeling kinda lonely.
你寂寞？ 对，我是说... - You're lonely? - Yeah, I mean...
说不上来，我大概有点想你 I don't know, I guess I just miss you a little bit.
希望这样说没关系 我知道你是准人夫了 I hope that's OK to say. I mean, I know you're engaged.
不，请不要自责 No, no, no, don't censor yourself, please.
这样会...这样会很棒，宝贝 Well, this is gonna be... this is gonna be amazing, baby.
我不确定有胆量拿走所有钱 I just don't know if I have the nerve, you know, to take all the money
然后去墨西哥当法外之徒 and go down to Mexico and then be on the run from the law
天晓得还会引来什么麻烦 and who knows what else will come up out of this.
实际上我有点失望你不信任我 The truth is I'm a little disappointed that you don't trust me.
不，凯莉，我信任你 我只是不信任木匠 No, Kelly, I trust you. I just don't trust Geppetto.
要是...要是我陪你去？ Well, what if, um... what if I went with you?
凯莉，那会是我最梦寐以求的事 Kelly, that would be the greatest thing
我的肺腑之言 that ever happened to me, if a man's being honest.
我能晚点过去，但一开始不行 I could do that eventually. I mean, not right at first.
一开始不好，那种时机不恰当 Oh, not at first. No, the timing would be bad. The timing would be bad on that.
想像一下 You know, think about it.
亡命爱侣远走墨西哥 Two lovers on the lam in Mexico.
鸳鸯大盗，我们还能溜到巴西 Bonnie and Clyde. You know, we could pop on over to Brazil.
你去过里约吗？ Have you ever... ever been to Rio?
我这辈子连机场都没去过两次 I've never even been to the airport but about twice in my life.
那是个神奇的地方 Oh, it's a real magical place.
是啊！飞机降落起飞有够酷 Yeah, all those planes landing and taking off and such.
不，我是说里约 里约啊，没错 - No, Rio. - Oh, Rio. Yeah, yeah.
听说那里的沙滩白抛抛幼咪咪 You know, they say the beaches there, they're like... like powdered sugar.
咱们俩能豪掷千金在... You and I can spend all our money
顶级豪华酒店 买贵松松的睡袍 on fancy luxury hotels and buy expensive negligees
整天黏在一起吸椰奶 and just rub each other all day with coconut...juices.
床上洒满玫瑰花瓣 Put rose petals all over the bed.
整天坐舔甜美果酱 You know, just sit around and eat jam.
喂？ Hello?
大尾，你在吗？喂，大尾？ David, are you there? Hello, David?
凯莉，我参一咖，豁出去了 Kelly, I'm in. Let's do it.
来抢卢米斯法戈吧 Let's rob Loomis Fargo.
一定会很棒的 It's gonna be amazing.
好，我要挂电话了 OK, well, I gotta run.
我要去用嘴巴清裤袜了 I gotta go wash my pantyhose with my mouth.
虾毁？ Do what?
掰，大尾 'Bye, David.
他来了，你的大尾鲈男 There he is. The man of your dreams.
他会永远跟我们住在这里 He'll live here with us forever.
大尾，娶我好比吃亲子井 It's like you're marrying both of us, David.
嫩蛋和老母鸡 Me AND Mama.
大尾，你想过要怎样度蜜月吗？ David, have you given much thought to what you'll be doing for your honeymoon?
有，我有几个计划，真的 Yeah, I got a few plans. Yeah, I do.
如果他不减肥，就休想尝嫩蛋了 I'll tell you what he won't be doing if he doesn't lose some weight.
巧克力饼真好吃 That's a good Goo Goo Cluster.
（FBI技术手册）
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ I'm a lean machine
♪ I'm ready and mean
♪ I'm always on the run
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone... ♪
钱在哪里？还有谁卷入？ Where's the money? Who else is involved?
我们了你拿了钱，快招 We know you have the money!
加油 Come on!
噢 Oh. Oh.
接近了，快点，加快脚步 Close. Close. Come on, pick up the pace!
你可能要在墨西哥过活一阵子 In Mexico, you may have to live off the land for a little bit.
好 我买给你一只毒蜘蛛 - Yeah. - I got you a tarantula.
死了，安啦，死了 - 死了？ - Whoa! - He's dead. - Don't worry. - He's dead?
也许你至少该试着吃蜘蛛 加强你的免疫系统 Maybe you should try him. Get your immune system built up.
还不赖，比我想像的好吃 That's not bad. That's not as bad as I thought it'd be.
你闯入我家干嘛？ What the hell you doing in my house?!
- 拍谢，拍谢 - 你算哪根葱？ - Sorry! Sorry! - Who do you think you are?!
拍谢，先生 My apologies, sir!
凯莉 Kelly!
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Aah! ♪
迈金尼会同意我们盗用他身分吗？ Are you sure McKinney's OK with me jacking with his identification?
确定 迈金尼才不鸟这些政府文件 Yes, yes, McKinney doesn't value government documents the way you and me do.
干大尾来了 It's... There's Ghantt. Ghantt, man!
周末愉快 你也是 - Have a good weekend. - Hey, look, you too, man.
代我向你的小孩问好 Tell your kids I said hello.
好，你也保重 Yeah, OK. You too.
加油，大尾，你行的 Come on, David, you got this.
好戏登场 It's go time.
大尾，你在吗？ David, are you there?
凯莉，猜我正在干嘛？ Kelly, guess what I'm doing right now.
什么？你在干嘛？ 我在抢卢米斯法戈 - What? What are you doing? - I'm robbing a Loomis Fargo!
大尾，我没看错你，我以你为傲 I knew you could do it. I'm so proud of you.
对，很容易，只是纸 许多纸，但只是纸 It's just paper. It's a lot of paper, but it's just paper.
对，那些纸会改变我们的人生 Yeah, paper that's gonna change our life.
我们的人生，偶喜翻 "Our life." I like that.
两条命一颗心，我们就像连体婴 Two lives, one heart, like conjoined twins, right?
情话绵绵够了 Hey, enough with the love-fest.
你们要停止神游，专心抢劫 I need you to come back from Planet Cornball and focus on the robbery.
木匠，别打扰私人对话 Geppetto, this happens to be a private conversation, OK?
这不是来电50，这是抢劫 No! This is NOT a private conversation.
这是我买的对讲机... It's a robbery. Now, I bought these walkie-talkies...
干大尾，有人进去了 Ghantt, you got a bogie flying in.
重复，有人来凑热闹 Repeat, you've got company.
大尾，是泰，他回来了 David, it's Ty, it's Ty. He's coming's back!
干大尾，有听到吗？你有... Ghantt, do you copy? You've got...
嘿 谁在哪？ Hey. Who's that?
这里怎么回事？ What the hell is going on here?
我要向查德告状，当场逮到你 I'm gonna tell Chad on your ass. I caught you red-handed.
泰，听着，你误会了 Ty, listen here. This ain't what you think, buddy.
少来，你有够没意思 Screw Ty. Just don't cut Ty in.
你明明说这周末没加班 You said there wasn't no overtime this weekend.
不，你说的对，没加班 No, you're...you're right. There's no overtime.
我只是多轮一班 It's just... I'm just picking up an extra shift.
下次换我 下次换你，没问题 - The next one is mine. - The next one's yours, yeah.
心机鬼 Sneaky ass.
向你的小孩问好 Say hi to your kids, alright?
重复，干大尾，需要后援吗？ I repeat, Ghantt, do you need backup?
里面是什么情况？你需要... What is your situation in there? Do you need...
好，我... 是我的错，木匠 Yeah, I... I... That's my fault, Geppetto.
我不小心关掉了 I turned it off by accident, OK?
大尾，保持冷静，你行的 David, stay calm. You got this.
好，是啊 听好了 - Yeah, OK, yeah. - Just listen to me.
♪ No, no, no, no
凯莉，我能听你唱整天 Kelly, I could listen to that all day.
但让我搞定抢劫，好吗？ But let me get my robbery going, OK?
♪ Ooh, oooh... ♪
干大尾，过2小时了 Ghantt, it's been two hours.
你在拖什么搞那么久？快回答 What is taking you so long?! Over.
应该拿完了，还有摄影机 OK, I think that's everything but the cameras.
你们这些烂玩意 You fucking maggot pig!
可恶 Whoo!
糟了 完蛋了 No! No!
我被锁在里面 I'm locked in!
大屁屁卡住了 These birthing hips.
（警鸣声） Aaaaaaaargh!
我的蛋蛋！ - Nuggets! - Whoa!
天啊，我的蛋蛋在燃烧 Oh, God, my nuggets are bruising!
他在冲三小？ - What's he doing?! - Help!
救命 Help!
别让他看到你们的脸 Don't let him see your face.
干大尾，你这白痴 Ghantt, you idiot! What are you doing?!
你在干嘛？开门 我卡住了 - Unlock the door. - I'm stuck!
检查那里的门 Check that door over there.
你这白痴，直接冲进水沟 You idiot, you drove it right into the ditch!
这扇门也锁住了 他说这扇门也锁住了 - This door's locked too. - He said this one's locked too.
王八蛋 Sonofa...
你们这些脑残试过后面的门吗？ Any of you yard apes try the back?
你有试过吗？ 没有 - Did you try it? - No.
抱歉，这样你会不太酥胡 I'm sorry this isn't too comfortable for you.
不要紧 No, it's OK.
应该过得了机场，约2万美金 It should get you through the airport. It's about 20 grand.
先带一些钱，其它会再寄给你 I'm gonna start you off light and send you the rest.
2万美金不错了，是保全一年薪水 Well, 20 grand's good where I come from. That's a year's salary.
对，可不是吗？ Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah.
我们成功了 We did it.
是你成功了 Well, YOU did it.
拿去，木匠要我给你这个 Oh, here. Geppetto wanted me to give you this.
你的假身分 It's your fake ID.
所以现在我的名字是麦可迈金尼？ So my name's Michael McKinney now?
迈金尼，是啊 其实有这个人，是木匠的朋友 McKinney, yeah. He's actually a real person. He's friends with Geppetto. Oh, here.
他的出生证明也一并给你 拿好 He gave us his birth certificate to give to you too, so take that.
对了，这是让你逃亡用的变装道具 Oh, here, this is a disguise I made for you for leaving the country or whatever.
好，你准备走了？ OK, you ready to go?
嗯……嗯 Oh... Oh.
天呀，歹势买错了隐形眼镜 Gosh, yeah, I'm sorry about those contacts again.
我以为"蟒蛇"是指品牌 I thought 'anaconda' was a brand name.
才不会，我喜欢这种高竿的变装 No, I like it. This is a top-shelf disguise.
我活像耶稣和喵星人的合体 I look like if Jesus and a cat had a baby.
没错，有点像 - 是啊 - Yeah, you do, kinda. - Yeah.
那也是很妙的奇想 - 没错 Which is a nice thought too, you know?
祂创造了猫嘛 祂创造了猫 - It is. Well, he made cats, so... - He made cats.
不知为何世上没有半耶稣半猫的人 I don't know why you wouldn't have a half-Jesus/half-cat around.
这感觉像生离死别 I guess this is hasta la muerte.
记得每周二和四打那支公共电话 Remember to call that pay phone every Tuesday and Thursday.
别忘了 好 - Don't forget. - Yeah.
糟了，你的眼睛发炎吗？ Oh, no. Are they irritating your eyes?
看起来泪光闪闪 They're getting all cloudy.
是我的心在滴泪而不是眼睛 I think that has everything to do with my heart rather than my eyes, Kelly.
好 OK.
谢了，你是打啵高手呢 Thanks. You're a good kisser.
是吗？ 对，正港的 - Am I? - Yeah, you actually are.
在墨西哥会啵个你爽 Well, there will be a lot more of that down in Mexico, OK?
143，康凯莉 1-4-3, Kelly Campbell.
1-4-3. 143
请注意 Your attention, please.
机场禁止吸烟 Smoking is not permitted in the airport
除了在指定区域。 except in designated areas.
站住别动，先生，站住 Hold it right there, sir. Right there.
好，你能走了，先生 OK, you're good to go, sir.
今天愉快 Have a good day.
16.78元 $16.78.
我以为口袋有，等我一下 I thought I had it. I just...
拍谢 My bad.
我有养猫 I have cats.
各位旅客，现已到达巡航高度 Well, folks, we've reached our cruising altitude,
安全指示灯已熄灭 so I've gone ahead and switched off the 'fasten seatbelt' sign.
将会平稳飞行一阵子 Should be smooth sailing for quite some time.
好，有什么线索？ - Alright, what we got? - Company van's missing.
公司车不见了，有破坏逃亡的征象 Signs of a violent exit.
嫌犯拿走三支监视录影带 留下第四支没拿 Suspect took three surveillance tapes, left a fourth one behind.
搞不好在耍我们 我们对这干大尾还知道什么情报？ Could be toying with us. What do we know about this David Ghantt?
他有任何熟识吗？ 未婚妻，珍蒂丝嘉德 - Does he have anybody? - Fiancée, Jandice Gartrell.
那我们去找珍蒂丝小姐谈话 Well, let's go talk to this Miss Jandice.
动起来了 Let's rock'n'roll.
是啊 Yeah.
地区银行钜款不翼而飞 A fortune is missing from a regional bank
负责看守的警卫也凭空消失 and so is the guard assigned to protect it.
卢米斯的运钞车员工... Employees at the Loomis Fargo armoured car...
什么？ 要死啦 - What? - Daggum.
多少？ What?
1700万美元 你确定？ - $17 million. - Are you sure?
警方声称这是美国本土 Police are calling it one of the largest cash heists ever
最大宗的现金抢案之一 on American soil.
1700万美元！ - $17 million! - $17 million!
当局正在追捕这名男子 Authorities are now searching for this man,
卢米斯的警卫 国王山的干大尾 Loomis guard David Scott Ghantt of Kings Mountain.
约170公分高，中等矮胖身材 He is 5 feet 8 inches tall, medium to stocky build,
蓝眼，大胡子 有浏海，头发及肩 blue eyes, a beard, bangs and shoulder-length hair.
- ♪ Don't pull your love out... ♪ - Whoo!
♪ If you do, then I think that maybe
♪ I'll just lay me down
♪ Cry for a hundred years
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, honey
♪ Take my heart, my soul, my money
♪ But don't leave me drowning in my tears
♪ You say you're gonna leave... ♪
滚开，滚开 Get off my... Get off!
快放开 Get it off!
海鳗攻击，海鳗攻击 Eel attack! Oh! Eel attack!
♪ Anymore
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, baby
♪ If you do, then I think that maybe
♪ I'll just lay me down
♪ And cry for a hundred years
♪ Don't pull your love out on me, honey
♪ Take my heart, my soul, my money
♪ But don't leave me drowning... ♪
喔！ Whoo!
好，你明白重点了 OK, you get the gist.
珍蒂丝小姐，很遗憾 Miss Jandice, I'm so sorry.
想必你需要些时间来消化这一切 I know it's gonna take you a little time to process through all of this, of course.
当然了，我了解 但你能透露我们任何细节 I understand, but any details that you can give us
关于你未婚夫的下落或动机吗？ regarding your fiancé's whereabouts? Or his motives?
显然他飞离州内或可能出境了 It appears he fled the state, ma'am. Possibly the country.
我从来就不喜欢大尾 I never liked David.
你待在哪里？ So, um, where you staying?
我在潘塔诺 I'm at the Pantano.
是有迷你吧台的五星饭店 It is a 5-star hotel with a minibar.
有第四台，应有尽有 It's got premium cable TV. I mean, the whole works.
哦，怪咖 Ooh, fancy man.
这里别有风味，你哪时要来？ It's something else. When are you getting down here?
很快，非常快 Soon. Yeah, real soon.
我应该很快会过去 I should be there pretty soon.
太棒了，我想死你了，真的 Oh, good. Well, I miss you like crazy, I really, really do.
鸳鸯大盗少了一咖 You know, Bonnie needs his Clyde.
哦 Oh.
我要挂电话了 要帮我阿嬷买卫生纸 Well, I have to run and pick up some tissue for my grandma.
- 掰，大尾 - 好，掰 - 'Bye, David. - OK. 'Bye.
再做什么？ What are you doing?
什么？你在说什么？ What? What are you talking about?
我在说... I'm talking about...
（FBI通缉要犯，干大尾） （悬赏500万美金）
什么？你要告发他？ 对，我要告发他 - What? You're turning him in?! - Yeah, I'm turning him in.
因为我们不找个替死鬼 'Cause if they don't find someone,
警方会揪出每个人 they're gonna be looking for everyone, alright?
这样我们还能多分个几百万 That's an extra three milsky for both of us.
不行，我不准你这样做 No, I am not letting you do this.
干大尾是我朋友 他也是我朋友，凯莉 - OK, David Ghantt is my friend. - He's my friend too, Kelly, OK?
我也在干这票中认识大尾 I've gotten to know David through this process also.
你以为这对我很容易？ You don't think this isn't hard for me?
不夸张，我正在心碎 My heart is literally breaking right now.
听着，不行，这样不对 Look, we can't do this, OK? This is wrong!
不，我告诉你什么才不对 No, I'll tell you what's wrong.
大尾没拿走金库的录影带就不对 David leaving the tape in the vault.
他搞砸了 That was wrong. He screwed up.
要是他被逮？他一定会招供 What if he gets caught, huh? He's gonna say something.
他最后一定会供出你和我 He's gonna end up talking about you and me.
他能说啥？他从没看过我的脸 What's he gonna say? He's never seen my face.
他不知道我的名字 他只知道木匠 He doesn't know my name. All he knows is Geppetto.
可是... Yeah, but...
他不会供出你的，凯莉 He's not gonna say anything about you, Kelly.
他被迷得神魂颠倒 I mean, the guy's head over heels.
我了你会有罪恶感，我也是 And I know that makes you feel guilty, and I feel guilty too.
大尾快淹死了，如果我们不小心 David's drowning, and if we're not careful,
他会把我们拖下水 he's gonna pull us under with him.
这好比我们三个人在同一艘船上 It's like the three of us were on a yacht, OK,
他不顾船长，铤而走险落海 and he ignored the captain, got too close, fell in,
现在他快淹死了，向我们挥手求救 and now he's drowning - he's waving to us.
我正设法不让你被他拖下水 And I'm trying to keep you from going in after him,
否则最后三人都会淹死 or it's three people drowning.
我们得道别，让他下沉 We gotta say goodbye and let him go under,
内心坚信我们会回来救他 knowing that we're gonna circle back and get him.
可能15年后 You know, like in 15 years,
取决于联邦对抢银行的刑期标准 whatever the federal mandatory sentencing guidelines are for bank robbery.
对了，我们讲的是联邦监狱 And by the way, we're talking about federal prison.
就想成是有高墙围绕的社区大学 You gotta think of, like, a community college with, like, a big fence around it,
顶多有一些狙击手 and maybe some snipers.
但他们会打垒球，打字 But they're playing softball, they're typing.
他们会学习事物 做工艺，射箭 They're learning things. There's crafts, there's archery.
没唬你，就那回事 I'm not kidding. That's what it's like.
我不会惊讶大尾对我们俩说 And I wouldn't be surprised if David is giving us both like,
"感谢老天你们告发我，赞啦" "Thank God you guys did that. Attaboy."
这样做对我们大家都好，听我的 This is for the best of the team. Let me do this.
讨厌 Man!
午安，我是国际刑警雷多金特罗 Buenas tardes. Soy Raydel Quintero, Interpol.
我想找一位...
（FBI通缉要犯，干大尾） 入住在这间饭店的美国佬
551号房
谢谢，我们走 Gracias. Vamos.
那白人不在这里
这浑球，快追
你嘛帮帮忙 Give me a break!
你好，乔治，5楼的制冰机坏了 How you doing, George? The ice machine on five's not working.
什么？ Pardon me?
我房间旁边的制冰机坏了 The ice machine by my room, it ain't working.
迈金尼先生，我们会立刻修理 We'll have it fixed right away, Mr McKinney.
好，谢谢 OK, thank...
他在这里
外国佬！ Gringo!
站住，别动，站住 Hey! Wait right there! Wait, wait, wait!
不行，蜜雪儿，我们要坚守计划 No, no, no, no, no, Michelle. We gotta stick to the plan, OK?
我们不能开始吸引别人注意 We cannot start attracting attention to ourselves.
我们赚了几百万元 Yeah, we made millions of dollars.
我了，但我们同意要保持低调 We got it, but we agreed to lay low.
宝贝，我不是要买一整柜 Baby, I am not asking for a whole new wardrobe.
我只要一件上衣 - I just want a little blouse. - I know, but I gave my word.
- 我了，但我言出必行 - 还有一件搭配的裙子 ..and a little skirt to go with it.
我得说到做到，蜜雪儿 You know my word's my bond, Michelle.
史提夫...好嘛 - Steve, Stevie, Stevie, Steve. - What?
说我们无三小路用 been holding us down our whole lives, saying terrible things about us,
说我们蠢进屁眼里 that we're dumber than a suitcase full of buttholes.
谁说的？ 说我们开破铜烂铁 - Who said that? - That our car's broke down.
说我们的小孩丑到变公园传奇 That our kids are the ugliest kids in the park.
要命，顶多一件上衣，好吗？ Dang it, one blouse, but that's it! Alright?
- 就这样 - 我只要一件小东东，宝贝 - That's it! One little thing. - That's all I want.
一件小东东来庆祝 Just one little thing, baby, to celebrate.
或许也给孩子们买点小东东 And maybe just a little, you know, like, a little something for the boys.
不，蜜雪儿，拜托别硬拗 No, no. Now, Michelle, please, don't push it.
我才不会宠坏小孩 I'm not gonna do anything for the kids.
想想... 他们要学会... They gotta learn that presents
礼物不会突然从天上掉下来 just don't show up under a Christmas tree.
我倒想看这傻蛋俩去赚个1700万 I mean, I'd like to see these turkeys go out and earn $17 million.
卖肖想阿 Wouldn't even know where to begin.
♪ I just want to celebrate
♪ Another day of livin'... ♪
♪ I just want to celebrate
- ♪ Another day of livin'... ♪ - You feel it?
♪ I put my faith in the people
♪ But the people let me down
♪ So I turn the other way and I carry on anyhow
♪ That's why I'm tellin' you I just want to celebrate... ♪
我们买了 We'll take it.
♪ Yeah
♪ I just want to celebrate
♪ Another day of life
♪ Had my hand on a dollar bill
♪ And the dollar bill blew away
♪ But the sun is shining down on me
♪ And it's here to stay
♪ That's why I'm tellin' you I just want to celebrate
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ I just want to celebrate another day （欢迎来到海神之家）
♪ Oh, I just want to celebrate
♪ Another day of livin'
♪ I just want to celebrate... ♪
耶！你们成功啦！ - Yeah! - You did it!
耶！我们成功啦！ Yeah! We did it!
♪ Don't let it all get you down No, no
♪ Don't let it turn you around and around and around
♪ And around and around... ♪
瞧瞧那支公共电话 告诉我你看到什么 Take a look at that phone and tell me what you see.
电话？ - A phone? - I know.
我了，但有什么不对劲？ 没响？ - But what's it not doing? - Ringing?
那可能表示我们国境以南的好麻吉 Which probably means that our amigo south of the border
搞不好被墨西哥联邦警察逮到了 is otherwise occupied by the Mexican Federales now.
你想他没事吧？ 他很好，他很好 - Do you think he's OK? - He's fine, he's fine.
他会待在墨西哥监狱 He's gonna be in a Mexican prison.
没像大家说的那么糟 It's not some hellhole like everyone makes it sound.
伙食很好，简单的风味菜 They're gonna be serving good food.
墨西哥薄饼，菜豆 It'll be simple peasant food - tortillas, frijoles.
在我们北方能吃到算好运 We'd be lucky to get that food up here in el norte.
那里的很道地 It's authentic there.
可恶 Dammit!
我该做什么？说什么？ - 接起来 Oh, what do I do? What do I say?
等等，如果是他，打听他在哪里 Pick it up, but if it's him, find out where he is.
但这次要问出房间号码 OK, but this time get the room number.
喂？ 嗨，凯莉？ - Hello? - Hey, Kelly?
大尾，你没事 Oh, David, you're OK.
你好吗？没事吧？ I mean, you're... How are you? Are you OK?
好也不好，墨西哥警察在追我 Well, good and not so good. I had the Mexican police after me.
真的假的？ 我得伪装自己 - Oh, you're kidding. - Had to make myself a disguise.
我看起来像留落腮胡的舞棍阿杯 I look like Gene Shalit from 'The Today Show'.
- 地点，打听他在哪里 - 你说说这里发生啥代志 Location - find out where he is. You tell me how it's going down here.
你到底在哪里？ So, um, where are you exactly?
科兹美，离岸不远的小岛 Cozumel. It's an island right off the coast a ways.
凯莉，你哪时会来？ Kelly, when are you coming down here anyway?
我皮夹快空了，需要金援 I mean, I'm getting a little light in the wallet. I might need a re-up.
如果墨西哥警察在追你 Well, if the Mexican police are after you,
那我应该要更小心 then I should probably be careful, you know?
（史提夫尤金钱伯斯） 机场可能警备森严 The airports are probably swamped with security and stuff.
史提夫尤金钱伯斯 Steven Eugene Chambers.
什么？你怎么知道他的名字？ What? How...? How do you know his name?
史提夫钱伯斯 Steve Chambers.
听着，我们继续称他木匠好吗？ Um, listen, we're gonna just keep calling him Geppetto, though, OK?
他就是木匠？哈哈 This is Geppetto? Ha! Ha.
他的长相跟我想的差很大 Well, he doesn't look anything like I thought he'd look.
他看起来像被家暴的小孩 He looks like Ric Flair's little boy.
好，听着，我要挂电话了 OK, well, listen, I gotta go, OK?
掰，大尾，掰 'Bye, David. 'Bye.
凯莉，等一下，凯莉 Kelly, hold on one sec. Kelly!
靠北，他说了我的名字？ 他知道我是谁吗？ Dammit! Did he say my name? Does he know who I am?
凯莉 知道 - Kelly? - Yes.
是你告诉他的 - 我没有 - You told him. - I didn't!
- 凯莉，你有告诉他我的名字？ - 我没告诉他 - Did you tell him?! - I did not tell him!
那他怎么会知道？一定是透过你 Then how? He'd have to know it through you!
阿灾，跟皮夹有关，不是我的错 可恶 Something about a wallet! It's not my fault!
那么，你们要雇我杀谁？ So... who y'all want me to kill?
哇咧哩，麦可 Whoa! Oh, Mike...
别急，待会谈 No, no, no, no, we'll talk about it later.
拜托！别在小孩面前 Not now. Not in front of...
我懂了，是他们其中之一？ Oh, I see. Is it one of them?
什么？不是，麦可 What? No! Mike, Mike...
孩子们，立马上楼，赶快 Boys, get upstairs right now. Now!
麦可，你掉了东西 Mike, you... you dropped something.
是喔 拍谢 Oh. Pardon me.
这样吧，我们直接切入正题 Well, you know what, I think we can go right to the meeting.
不必等进我办公室了 We don't have to wait to get into my office.
我给你看那家伙的照片 I'm gonna give you a picture of the guy I wanna show you
你就会知道要找谁 so you know who you're looking for.
你想你能搞定吗？ - Hmm. - You think you can handle that?
老实说，我不清楚他的确切地点 Now, I gotta say, I don't know his exact location,
所以你要去搜集情报 so you're gonna have to do a little bit of intel.
我不介意搜索 Mm-hm. I don't mind the hunt.
想必如此 I bet you don't.
你抵达时要有耐心 And when you get there, just be patient,
等待时机，等着能一枪毙命 bide your time, wait for a clean shot.
等一下，枪？ Wait a minute. Shot?
意思是要我用枪？ You mean I gotta use a gun?
对，怎样？有问题吗？ Yeah. Why, is that a problem?
没有 No.
不，我只是... No, I was just...
我偏好用刀 You know, I just prefer to use a blade.
是吗？ 或是生锈的钢丝，能让他窒息 - Do you? - Or a rusty piece of piano wire. Something to choke him.
因为我喜欢看人挣扎 'Cause I like the struggle.
我的癖好 I prefer it.
因为我取人命时，我喜欢占有 'Cause when I take a life, I like to take it.
那不再是你的命，是我的命 It ain't your life no more.
是我的命 It's my life.
你好，罗宾森先生，我是联邦探员 How you doing, Mr Robertson? I'm with the FBI.
你看起来像打女篮的 You look like you're with the WNBA.
虾毁？ 我该说都已经说了 - Excuse me? - I told everybody already.
我不晓得为何那小子拿走钱 也不晓得他在哪里 I don't know why he took the money or where he at.
给拎祖嬷坐下 Sit your ass down!
1700万美金不翼而飞，1700万 17 million is missing. 17!
那是联邦探员的钱，老娘的钱 That's federal agent money. That's MY money!
我可不要口袋被扒，门都没有 And I'm not about to have my pocket picked. No, no, siree Bob!
尤其被这逊咖，瞧他，瞧他 Especially by this cat right here. Look at him. Look at him.
他看起来活像... 胡须张和甘道夫的私生子 He look like Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins had a love child.
然后在生日趴遇到个爱吹喇叭的 And then Kenny G, he just showed up to the birthday party,
把这小子搞成这副德性 started playing a flute and messed this boy up.
我了干大尾有内线帮忙 I know Ghantt had help on the inside.
听好，你最好据实以告 Yeah, and you know what, bruh? You'd better start talking.
如果我们找不到谁偷了那笔钱 If we don't find out who stole that money,
我们会找个衰鬼关起来 we gonna lock somebody up.
了那会是谁？ You know who that is? This dude right here.
正是这位阁下，很上相 Yep. It's a nice picture, ain't it?
囚友会煞到你 Yeah, they're gonna love you in jail, dude.
你到底要我怎样？ What do you want from me?
我要你据实以告 Well, I want you to start talking.
告诉我他跟谁比较熟 - 没人 - Tell me who he was close to. - Nobody.
我打包票你一定知道 - 没人 - 'Cause I know you know. You do. - Nobody.
他跟谁比较熟？ - 你一定知道 Who was he close to, man? I know you know!
- 等一下，等等 以前有个女生 Wait, wait. There was a girl. There was a girl.
她1个月前离职了 There was a girl, she quit about a month ago.
1个月前，是吗？ About a month ago. Is that right?
她有个十足的菜市场名 菜市场名 - Had a real white girl name. - White girl name.
像是被骑、酥吸、凯莉，是凯莉 Like Becky, Susie, uh, Katie. Katie!
凯莉？ 是凯莉，肯定是凯莉 - Katie? - It was Katie. Definitely Katie.
凯莉卡拉摩，凯莉卡拉摩孔 Katie Caramel. Katie Caramel Corn.
凯莉，不，凯莉康迪 肯恩，凯莉康迪肯恩 Katie... No. Katie Candy... Cane... Katie Candy Cane?
凯莉康迪肯恩 她是脱衣舞女娘吗？ Katie Candy Cane. What is she, a stripper?
我阿灾 I don't damn know.
凯莉康迪肯恩 我来找你了，宝贝 Katie Candy Cane, I'm coming for you, baby.
你和你的所有脱衣舞朋友 Yep, you and all your stripper friends.
请问有没有一个美国人住在那里 I was wondering if you had an American man staying there.
我会怎么形容他？ He... Um... How would I describe him?
他体毛多到炸出来 He's, um, got a lot of body hair.
矮不隆咚，看起来耶稣十二门徒 He's kinda short. Um, looks like one of the 12 apostles.
你们有三位客人符合那种描述？ You have three men that are staying there that fit that description?
好，我能留言给他们三人吗？ OK, well, can I please leave a message for all three of them?
谢谢 Thank you.
我想说... Um, I'd like to say,
有人想谋杀你 um, "Someone is trying to murder you."
对，感恩 Yes. Yes. Thank you so much.
嗯 Mm-hm.
墙上那把呢？ What about that one right there?
不，那只是装饰品
凭良心我不能卖你那把枪
这把枪有秘密 是吧？ This gun has secrets. Don't it?
你有秘密吧？ Don't you?
我不会说西班牙语 I don't speak Spanish.
请给我这把枪 I'll take that one, please.
我的女朋友会来墨西哥 Yeah, my...my lady friend is coming down to Mexico.
我们打算要结婚 We're looking to get married.
我不想触蜜月的霉头，但我... I don't want to jinx the honeymoon, but...
什么声音？ What was that?
老兄，你没事吧？ Hey, you OK, buddy?
你到底要不要逃命 Hey! You gonna run or what?
史提夫不要我追你，但我很爱 Steve don't want me to chase you, but I prefer it.
快走，他妈的赶快给我跑 Go! I said run!
游戏开始 Here we go!
快走，拜托快走 Go, go, go! Por favor, go!
别停 Don't stop! Oh!
快走，油门催下去，快走 Go! Muy rapido, muy rapido, go!
再快点 Go faster! Go, go, go! Faster!
别那么快 走中间 Not that fast! In the middle!
小心骆驼！啊！ Watch the llama! Argh!
慢一点，小心 Slow down a bit! OK! Look out!
好耶 Yeah!
快走，继续走 Keep going, keep going, keep going!
直走，继续直走，别走右边 Go straight. Keep going straight! No, not to the right!
大尾？ David?
凯莉，我以为永远听不到你的声音 I thought I'd never hear your voice.
你没事吧？ - I was... - Are you OK?
这里有个人试图杀我 Well, I mean, a man is trying to murder me here.
到处追我，看起来像大变态 They chased me all the way around town.
他想杀我，我不确定他放过我了没 A big old pervert-looking guy. I think he's trying to kill me. I don't know if he's done with me,
我不懂这里怎么回事 but I don't know what's going on.
大尾，听着，抱歉 史提夫就...他慌了 David, look, I'm sorry. Steve just...he panicked.
你本来不该知道他的本名 You weren't ever supposed to know his real name.
我试着留讯息给你 And I just... I tried to send you a message.
想警告你他会下毒手 I tried to warn you he'd do something.
等等...史提夫告诉你他打算杀我灭口？ Steve said he was gonna try to kill me?
他明知我们是鸳鸯爱侣 却还这么做？ Why would he, if he knew you and me was lovers?
那毫无道理 That don't make any sense!
好，实际上 OK, well...the truth is...
我想史提夫不会寄钱给你 ..I don't believe Steve was ever gonna send you any money.
他一直在玩弄你 And he's been playing you the whole time.
我发誓当初我不知道他会玩阴的 我发誓 And I swear I never knew his intentions, I swear.
大尾？ David?
凯莉，那你的目的呢？ What were your intentions, Kelly?
嗯 Um...
怎么说呢，我以为你去了墨西哥 I don't know. I guess I just figured you'd go down to Mexico
会点一轮小花装饰的鸡尾酒 and order a round of daiquiris with flowers in them
遇到个辣妹，就把我给忘了 and meet a little mamacita and forget all about me.
但你没有 But...you didn't.
不，凯莉，你才是我的辣妹 No, no, Kelly, you was gonna be my mamacita.
我无话可说了 I don't know what to say...
大尾，你是很棒的人 David, you are such a wonderful person.
你要知道我是说真的 You have to know that I think that.
闭嘴，凯莉，给我闭嘴 Just shut up, Kelly! Just shut up!
大尾 David...
你总是要我为自己挺身而出 我照做了 You always told me to stand up for myself. Well, here goes.
你只是玩弄男人的真感情 You are a manipulator of human emotions.
我再也不想再跟你说话了 And I never, ever want to talk to you again.
等等，大尾 Wait, Dav...
好耶 There we go.
看谁醒来了 Oh. Look who's awake.
这里怎么回事？ Hey, whoa, whoa. What's going on here?
我在通下水管道 I'm accessing the sewer line.
下面有什么？ What's going down there?
你指下面？ You mean down here?
那会是你 That's gonna be you.
听我说，我能付钱给你 You listen to me. I-I-I can pay you.
是吗？你有多少钱？ - I can pay you. - Oh, yeah? What do you got?
皮夹给我 Give me that.
来瞧瞧你口袋有多深 Let's see what kind of scratch we're talking about.
5元，20元，又一张20元 5, 20, another 20...
我能给你更多，好吗？ I'll get you more. OK?
48元 我能给你更多 - $48. - I-I got... I can get you more.
我不确定这样够不够 I don't know if this is going to be enough. You know.
太可惜了，我本来想试探你的诚意 Yeah. That's too bad. I was open to negotiation.
但在这节骨眼 But at this point, I reckon I'm just gonna have to do it
我只好用我肖想已久的方式下手 the way I'd already dreamt about it.
听好，你听好 Hey, uh, listen here. You listen here.
等等，别激动 Wait. Hey, hey, hey. Easy.
你以为你能去哪里？ Where do you think you're going, huh?
现在起你想去哪，我都送你去 Anywhere you're going from now, I'm gonna send you, OK?
你根本不必担心旅途，这位... You ain't got nothing to worry about travel-wise now, mister, uh...
麦可迈金尼 ..Michael McKinney.
你的名字是麦可迈金尼 Your name's Michael McKinney?
对 Yeah.
麦可艾伦迈金尼？ Michael Aaron McKinney?
对 Yeah.
靠，他们都没告诉我 Dang. They never told me.
我跟你同名同姓 That's my name too.
什么？这个……？ What...? Where'd...?
你在1961年5月8日出生？ You were born on May 8, 1961, huh?
是啊 在圣方济医院？ - Uh, not... Yeah. - In, uh, St Francis Hospital?
田纳西州鸽子谷，对吗？ Pigeon Forge, Tennessee? Is that right?
对，多莉山的故乡 Yeah. Uh, home of Dollywood.
你的名字是麦可艾伦迈金尼 Your name is Michael Aaron McKinney.
对 Yeah.
我的名字也叫麦可艾伦迈金尼 Me name Michael Aaron McKinney.
我不知道那代表什么意义 I don't know what that means,
但我知道的是 but what I do know is that God or the galaxy
宇宙大觉者让我们团聚 has brought us together.
是啊 Yeah.
这表示你不会给我分尸，对吧？ This means you ain't gonna cut me up, right?
原谅我，麦可 Forgive me, Michael.
拜托你要原谅我 You gotta forgive me, please.
我会 Oh, I do.
我原谅你，一笔勾销 I forgive you. Just like that.
拜偷 Please.
你看过"小红娘"吗？ Hey, you ever see 'The Parent Trap'?
海莉密儿丝演的迪士尼电影？ That Walt Disney film with that...that Hayley Mills lady?
那部片令人难忘，我记得 That was a powerful flick. I remember that movie.
关于两个女孩分开抚养 About how them two girls, they raised separately,
后来她们在夏令营相遇 but then they meet each other at summer camp
让她们大吃一惊 and it blows their tiny minds.
没错 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
那正是我现在的感觉 That's kind of how I feel right now.
是啊 知道我在好奇什么？ - Yeah. Yeah. - You know what I'm wondering?
既然我们同一天在同间医院出生 Seeing as we was born in the same hospital on the same day...
是啊 Yeah.
我们在育婴室一定依偎在一起 ..we must have been right next to each other in that little baby place, right?
那说得通 That makes sense, yeah.
也许在某一刻，我转头看着你 Well, maybe at some point, I turned and looked at you
你也转身注视我 and you rolled over, you...staring at me,
即使我们眼睛还雾蒙蒙的 and even though our eyes was all gooey and whatnot,
但我们在那时那刻互相约定好 we made a promise to one another right then and there
有朝一日我们会再度找到彼此 that we'd find each other again some day.
没错，喜相逢 Yeah, yeah. I reckon we did.
是啊 是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我喜欢你，麦可迈金尼 我粉开心我们相遇了 I like you, Michael McKinney. And I'm awful glad we met.
对，我也粉开心 跟你相处愉快 Yeah. I'm glad we met too. Been a pretty good hang.
睡香香，小底迪 Sleep tight, little brother.
康凯莉小姐 你认识干大尾多久了？ Miss Campbell, how long did you know David Ghantt?
大约4个月，也许5个月 Um... I don't know. Around four months, I guess. M-maybe five.
在你跟他共事的期间 And during the time that you were partnered with him,
他看起来有焦躁不安吗？ did he seem restless?
没有，我记得没有 No. Not that I remember. No.
不，我跟他不太熟 I mean, I...I don't really know him too well. So...
康凯莉小姐 - Huh. Miss Campbell... - Look. Um...
我了两位大哥只是想尽本份办案 I know you're just two good men doing a difficult job,
但我只在那里工作短暂一阵子 but, uh, I only worked there for a short while, and...
也许你们该谈话的人是 You know, maybe you should talk to someone who worked at Loomis
干大尾犯案时 在卢米斯工作的人 at the time that David Ghantt committed his atrocities.
约谈过了 知道他们告诉我们什么？ Well, that's what we did. And you know what they told us?
他们说去找康凯莉谈谈 他们很熟 They said, "Talk to Kelly Campbell. They were close."
他们甚至让我们相信 They even led us to believe
干大尾可能煞到你 that David Ghantt may have held a torch for you.
他爱着你 - Huh? - That he was in love with you.
太离谱了，拜托 That's crazy. Please.
凯莉小姐，你没事吧？ Miss Kelly, you...you alright?
没事，我只是有点季节性过敏 Yeah. I just have, um, some seasonal allergies.
我对那些花会过敏 Think I'm allergic to those flowers or something.
塑胶花？ - Plastic flowers? - Yeah.
对，那是最瞎的 恕我失陪一下 It's the craziest thing. Will you excuse me for a minute?
她刚叫我大哥 She called me a dude.
可恶，谁能接一下 Damn it! Can... Can somebody get the...
喂？ 是史提夫钱伯斯吗？ - Hello? - Yeah. This Steve Chambers?
你怎么有这个电话？ 麦可迈金尼给我的 - H-how'd you get this number? - Mike McKinney had it on him.
麦可迈金尼在哪里？ Where's Mike McKinney?
干你屁事 That ain't none of your business.
好，大尾，冷静 - 不，你才该冷静 - OK, D-David, take it easy. - No, you take it easy.
我开了墨西哥的户头 我的要求如下 I opened a Mexican bank account and here's what I expect.
不，等一下，干大尾，等等 Now, wait a second, Ghantt! Hold it!
我要你在2天之内存入600万元美元 从此刻算起 I expect $6 million down there two days from this very second.
我开始感觉像... 热狗趴里的唯一有包皮的热狗 I'm starting to feel like a corn dog at a hot dog party,
我保证这不是炫耀 and it ain't flattering, I'll tell you that!
我开始要暴走了 And I'm starting to lose my temper.
大尾，你可能搞不清楚状况 David, I-I don't know what you think is happening,
但我不是你的敌人，好吗？ but I am not your enemy, OK?
听我说 Listen to me.
银行名称是卢约银行 The name of the bank is Banco Lujo.
如果从这一刻起2天内 没存入600万美元 If there ain't $6 million in there two days from this very minute,
我会向国际刑警自首 I will turn myself in to the interpolice
而你会是我第一个供出的名字 and yours will be the first name I give 'em.
干大尾，王八乌龟 Ghantt! Sonofa... God!
哇！ Whoo!
试得还可以吗？ 我很好，谢谢 - How we doing in there? - Oh. I'm good. Thank you.
瞧这个，这我穿绝对会卡到阴 Well, look at this. That wouldn't even begin to cover mine.
我从丁字裤学到了教训 You know, something I learned about thongs the real hard way,
这条小细绳会有点像... this little string can be kinda like
满载细菌的货运列车 a freight train transporting bacteria
让你全身染上细菌 from your who-now down to your what-now.
下一站所有人上车 All aboard.
酵母菌就感染了全城市 Next stop, Yeast Infection City.
我可不想在那里下车 I don't want to get off there.
别害我开始该边痒痒 And don't get me started on the chafing.
但以防万一 我随时带着强效的女性药膏 But just in case, I always carry a good feminine cream.
这个是我的，是处方药 （鲍拯有效） This one's mine. It's prescription.
好大一管 这不会让你的鲍鲍变无感 - Oh, that's a big tube. - It doesn't take your vag away.
但会有效止痒 Just the horrendous itch.
谢谢，我一定会买些回去 Thank you. I'll, uh... I'll be sure to pack some with me.
是你 珍蒂丝 - It's you. - Jandice.
你是大尾在公司的小三 You're David's mistress from work.
他私藏了你的照片 He had a picture of you in his hope chest.
不，那不是我 No, no. That's not me.
你这淫贱荡妇 放开我 - You're a skank whore! - Get off of me!
不打死你我绝不罢休 一切没事吧？ - I'll never let you go. - Is everything OK?
嗯！ Uh!
啊！停住！ Ah! Stop!
不，别用鲍拯有效 No! No! Not the Vagaway! No!
那已经绝版了 They don't make it anymore. Ugh!
不要 No!
你起肖了 You're crazy!
我想要提款，麻烦了 I'd like to make a withdrawal, por favor.
先生，帐户是空的 It is empty, señor.
空的？请再检查一次好吗？ It's empty? Do you mind... Do you mind checking one more time, por favor?
没有余额，是空的 啥小？ What?!
你好，国际刑警 史提夫钱伯斯探员 Hello. Interpol. Agent Steve Chambers.
哈哈，有够冷 Ha-ha! Some joke!
钱伯斯，我不像你 我恰好是说话算话的人 Unlike you, Chambers, I happen to be a man of my word.
猜我站在哪里，就在警局前面 Guess where I'm standing - right in front of the police station.
猜我准备要做什么？自我介绍 And guess what I'm getting ready to do - introduce myself.
干大尾，要做啥随你高兴 Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, Ghantt,
但在此之前 你能快速地跟某人打声招呼吗？ but, uh, before you do, can you say a quick hello to somebody?
大尾，是我，我没事 什么都别告诉他 David, it's me. I'm fine! Don't tell him anything!
够了，让她闭嘴 That's enough. Shut her up.
你应该认得出那个声音属于... I think you will recognise that voice
妖娇的康凯莉小姐 as belonging to the lovely Kelly Campbell.
我没兴趣跟她说话 I ain't got no interest in talking to her.
是吗？我很清楚你们的小约会 Is that right? I know all about your little rendezvous.
约会？ Rendezvous?
麦搁假，干大尾 Cut the crap, Ghantt!
我逮到凯莉打包了行李 I just caught Kelly with her bags packed,
想溜到墨西哥 sneaking down to Mexico.
买了票要去坎昆，正要出门 Had a ticket to Cancún and was halfway out the door.
是吗？ She was?
你会很久看不到康凯莉小姐 You're not gonna see Kelly Campbell
因为她会窝在我家的工具室 for a good long while, 'cause she's gonna be living
吃狗食，尿在玻璃罐 in a toolshed on my property, eating dog food and peeing in a Mason jar.
马上让凯莉听电话 Put Kelly on the phone right now!
第二件事 你会买一张去南美的单程机票 Second thing. You're gonna get a one-way ticket to South America.
因为你在那，我们就会有风险 OK? 'Cause there's too much heat down there.
一旦你离开，风险解除 我们自然会放凯莉走 Once you leave, once the heat's off, we'll let Kelly go.
你敢动凯莉，我会抓狂 You do anything to Kelly, I'm gonna be really upset!
我跟你保证不会伤害凯莉 You got my word. I won't harm Kelly.
今天愉快 Have a good one.
警察 Policia!
嚯！ Ho!
吓到你了吧 Startled you, huh?
别扫兴，闹你的 Hey. Come on, now. There we go.
老天，瞧你心跳好快 Oh, boy. Oh, look at that. Your heart's really beating hard.
要命，我真的吓坏你了 Jeez, Louise. I really scared the heck out of you, didn't I?
你还好吧？ 我噎到了 - You OK? - I'm choking.
没事吧？要不要来杯凉的？ You alright? Want me to get you some horchata?
不，没关系，我只是被吉拿棒深喉 That's alright. I'm just choking on... choking on my cholo.
你要干嘛？ Well, what are you doing?
返回美国，另找工作 You know, just heading back to the States. Got another job.
真假，你要做什么？ 税务规划 - No kidding. What are you doing? - Tax preparation.
是吗？水喔 - Oh, are you? That's nice. Yeah. - Yeah.
不，呼咙你的，当然是继续杀人放火 No, I'm just fooling. Yeah. It's gonna be more murder.
这样喔？好吧 - Oh, is it? OK. Yeah. - Yeah, you know.
我的老本行嘛 Yeah. OK.
有钱能使鬼推磨 Gotta dance with the one that brung you.
是啊 好消息是这次的目标小菜一碟 Good news is this one's gonna be a turkey shoot.
是吗？ 对，查某人 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, yeah. Some woman.
那好，穿裙的比较容易 对，容易多了 - Oh, good! Ladies are easier. - Yeah. Much easier.
省了干架戏码 - Don't put up much of a fight. - Oh!
往北卡罗莱纳州请往2号登机门 Yeah.
是我的班机 Well! That's me.
是吗？好 - Is it? OK. - Yeah. What about you?
你呢？要去哪里？ 我要往南去里约 - Where you headed? - I'm going down to, uh, Rio.
好耶，大屁屁乐园 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big butt central.
对，大屁屁乐园 Yeah! Big butt central. Yeah.
听说那里的女人屁股超大 I hear the women down there have big cabooses, you know?
想必大的不只屁股，真的 - Yeah. - No, I guess the women do too. - Yeah, it's true. Yeah. O... - Huh.
好，那该道别了 祝你...进行顺利 - OK, now. - Best of luck to you in the...
为钱杀人？ - You know, the... - Killing for money?
- 对 甘温啊！ - 好 - Yeah. - I appreciate you.
揪甘心，玩得开心，旅途平安 好 Alright. That's real nice of you. - OK. Have fun. Travel safe. - Yeah.
麦可 神保佑你，老弟 Hey, Mike. Vaya con dios, compadre.
（康凯莉）
嘿 Hey!
等等，你认识这美眉？ 你认识康凯莉？ Hold on. You know this gal? You know Kelly Campbell?
我一直想告诉你，她是我马子 That's what I've been trying to tell you. She's my girlfriend.
麦可，我不能杀你的女人 Oh! Michael, I can't kill your woman.
对，你不能杀我马子 No, you can't kill my girlfriend.
见鬼了 Shoot!
听好 - Hey. - What?
你想去里约热内卢吗？ You want to go to Rio de Janeiro?
你指我们互换身分吧？ - 对 You mean switch places, don't you? I do.
就跟电影里演得一样 Like a couple of Hayley Millses. Yep.
逮个你正着，白人娘炮
你的背影看起来好骚
跪下
我投降 I surrender.
我的妈呀 Ow! God almighty!
过来 Hey. Come here. Hey!
听我说，回国要小心 You listen to me. You be careful up there, OK?
史提夫很难搞，快去 That Steve can be trouble. Go! Go!
有时恁爸也不好惹 I can be my own trouble sometimes, you know?
（凯莉：救命 大尾：143）
所有旅客最多随身携带两件物品 All passengers are limited to two carry-on items.
（麦可迈金尼）
史提夫，我很肯定，他从没下飞机 I'm positive, Steve. He never got off that plane.
不，我现在去找你 No! I'm coming to you now.
嗨！ Hi!
我们监视史提夫夫妇一阵子了 We've been watching Steve and Michelle Chambers
这跟卢米斯法戈抢案脱不了关系 for some time now in connection with the Loomis Fargo heist.
我们有巨额银行交易的证据 We got evidence of crazy bank transactions.
大肆血拚狂欢 - Wild shopping sprees. - No kidding.
这就是你们的任务 That's where you come in.
从他们搬来的那天 我告诉道格 Well, from the day they moved in, I told Doug there was no way
那些人绝不可能合法挣到那么多钱 that those people came by that money legitimately.
凯西看好野人一向超准 Cathy's always had a keen sense of who belongs and who doesn't.
也许那让我变得很势利 Maybe it makes me a snob.
杰夫考特太太，那让你变成荣誉市民 What it makes you, Mrs Jeffcoat, is a patriot.
现在我们会监听... Now, we're gonna be listening
你和史提夫的一切谈话 to everything you and Steve talk about.
试着让他带你参观那间豪宅 So try to get him to show you around the compound.
懂我的意思？ You know what I mean? Butter him up.
拍他马屁，让他感觉你们很麻吉 Make him feel like he's part of the clan.
让他透露秘密 没错 - Get him to reveal his secrets. - Yes.
杰夫考特先生，你去他家时 Mr Jeffcoat.
如果你能用鼻子呼吸 If you could breathe through your nose, not your mouth,
而不是用嘴巴呼吸，录音效果会更好 it'd be great for the recording.
好，我能办到 Yeah, I could do that.
嗨，是杰夫考特夫妇，欢迎 Hi! Look. It's the Jeffcoats. Welcome.
老大，你好吗？ 史提夫 - How you doing, boss? - Steve.
你还好吗？ 很好 - You doing OK? - Yes.
他怎么了？为何他听起来怪怪的？ What...? What is wrong with him? Why does he sound like that?
是鼻屎口哨 啥？ - It's a booger whistle. - It's...?
他的鼻涕干到变成口哨形状 His mucus has dried into the shape of a whistle.
真的假的？ 是啊 - What... Really? - Yes.
快请进，我带你们去吧台 Come on. Let's get in here. I'll, uh, show you where the bar is.
过来，走吧 Come on. Here we go.
嗨，你好，欢迎 Hi. Bonjour. Welcome.
嗨，邻居，好美丽的礼物篮 Well, hi, neighbour. Isn't that a lovely little basket?
好吧，享受海神之家 There's a gift... Alright. Well, enjoy Neptune's Conch.
♪ This is how we do it
♪ It's Friday night
♪ And I feel alright
♪ The party's here on the West Side
♪ So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
♪ Designated driver take the keys to my truck
♪ Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded
♪ The honeys in the street say, "Monty, yo, we made it!"
♪ It feels so good in my 'hood tonight
♪ The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani
♪ All the gangbangers forgot about the drive-by
♪ Gotta get your groove on... ♪ 凯莉 - Kelly.
♪ Before you go get paid
♪ So tip up your cup and throw your hands up... ♪
交给我 I'll take that.
等等，等一下，干大尾 Wait. Wait a second, now, Ghantt.
拜托，拜托别开枪，我有小孩 Please. Please don't shoot. I've got kids.
是吗？你的小孩知道 你是龌龊的大骗子吗？ Do your kids know that you're a lying, cheating sack of filth?
我还没找到适当时机告诉他们 I just haven't found the right moment to tell them.
大尾？ David?
大尾，跟我说话 我在这里，甜心，安一百个心 - David, speak to me! - I'm right here, sugar bush, OK? - Don't worry about a thing.
大尾，你怎么找到我的？ - David, how'd you find me?
我到哪里都能闻到你的味道 I'd smell your scent anywhere, OK?
噢！ Oh!
靠，这扇门也太掉漆 好，等等 Lord, that's a cheap door. OK, hold on!
宝贝，下次你要数到3 Oh... Baby. You gotta give me a 3-count next time.
噢 Oh!
我想欢迎各位莅临我们的入厝我趴 I'd like to welcome you all to our housewarming party.
谢谢各位，我的天啊 Thanks, y'all. Oh, my gosh.
我们制作了一段小影片 We've put together a little montage
来庆祝过去2个月 to celebrate our last two wonderful months...
我们在克拉玛山的美好日子 ..here at Cramer Mountain.
史提夫，他毁了一切 Steve, he's ruining everything!
你在干嘛？你嗑药吗？ Hey! What are you doing? Are you stoned?
你以为很促咪？才怪 You think this is funny? This isn't funny!
他来了 朗尼，惦惦 - Ow! He's here! - Who's here?
我在这里，你这下三滥 I'm up here, you big ding-dong!
史提夫，你不该玩火... Hey, Steve. I guess you just messed with the...
好胆唛走 You...
史提夫的超跑？他会宰了你 Steve's BMW Miata? He'll kill you.
让他放马过来 Yeah. Well, let him try.
不要，不要 No! No!
不要，我的爱车 水喔！ - 不要 - No! My Geo! No! No! - Attagirl!
我的心是时速200哩 但我们只开到45哩 My heart is going 200 miles an hour, but we're only doing 45!
大尾，小心 David, be careful!
奶子捏紧 啥米？ - Brace your boobies. - What?
有时出路就是... Sometimes the only way out...
- 人撞出来的 - 不要，大尾 ..is through. No! No, no, no, no! David!
你别想逃了，过来 Gotcha! Come here.
大尾，祈祷老天没让你脑震荡 Ghantt, I pray to God you're not concussed,
因为我要你记得被扁的每一刻 'cause I want you to remember every second of this beat-down!
求主怜悯，史提夫，放尊重点 Lord have mercy, Steve. Give me a little bit of respect!
尊重？凭什么？ - Respect? For what? - Why...
废话，我是这场抢案的主谋 I mean, I'm the mastermind of this heist.
主谋？你自以为是主谋？ The mastermind? You think you're the mastermind?
大尾，我要你认清一件事 David, I want you to remember one thing.
你只不过就是个跑腿的 You were never anything more than a delivery boy.
如果我有足够的时间和狗粮 And if I'd had more time and enough jerky treats,
我会训练我的狗溜进去把钱干走 I'd have trained my dog to go in there and fetch that money.
谁想出这个计划的？ 我，史提夫 Now, who came up with the plan? Me! Steve!
谁负责洗钱的？ 又是我，史提夫 Who laundered the money? Me! Steve again!
谁派麦可迈金尼去墨西哥杀你的？ And who sent Mike McKinney down to Mexico to murder you?
我，我，我 - Me, me, me. - Got you!
逮到你了 了了，史提夫，一清二楚 Got it, Steve. Loud and clear.
你准备去坐牢吧 You're going to jail.
你还好吗？ 我大致还行 - How you holding up? - I'm doing alright, considering.
我的刑期明天开始 My stretch starts tomorrow
在巴特纳罗之类的鸟地方 down at Butner Low or something like that.
是啊，我听说了 Yeah, I heard.
我会在奥尔德森的联邦监狱 I'm gonna be at the Federal Prison Camp over in Alderson.
你为了我抢银行 You robbed a bank for me.
要我为你抢几间银行都行，凯莉 Oh, I'd rob a million banks for you, Kelly Campbell.
我心甘情愿 I would.
我会为你抢葬仪社 I'd rob a funeral home for you.
里面可能只有金纸，但... There's probably not a lot of money in it, but...
你明白我的重点 You get my drift.
来立个约定 Hey, let's make a promise.
好，什么？ Yeah, what?
我们在坐牢时 When we're in prison...
一起留妹妹头 ..let's keep our bangs.
我正希望你说这种话 I was hoping you'd say something like that.
我保证 I promise.
我会想你，康凯莉 I'll miss you, Kelly Campbell.
我也会想你 I'll miss you too.
我服刑时，凯莉每周写信给我 Kelly wrote me every week of my sentence.
我因参与卢米斯法戈抢案 I spent my next seven birthdays behind bars
在牢里度过7个生日 for my part in the Loomis Fargo heist.
过去的干大尾想到要坐牢会挫青屎 Now, the old David Ghantt, he would have been scared about going to prison.
这里大部分都是杀人犯 Many of these guys are in here for murder, you know?
但崭新的干大尾 他正准备神龙摆尾 But the new David Ghantt, he was ready to man up.
幸运地，大家早认定我是大尾 Fortunately, I never had to.
因为... Turns out I had stolen more cash
我偷了美国史上最多的现金 than any American in history.
我在监狱里是个传奇 I was a legend in the big house.
我在家乡也是个传奇 I was a legend in my city.
200万美金一直下落不明是真的吗？ Is it true that nearly $2 million remains unaccounted for?
下一个问题 Next question.
我成为全国的传奇 And I became a legend in the nation.
美国史上最大宗的金库窃案之一 Suspects are under arrest tonight in one of the biggest
今晚嫌犯遭逮捕 armoured car robberies ever in this country,
FBI表示是这笔1700万美金窃案... what the FBI says was a $17 million inside job
是由内部司机犯下 by a former driver.
是史上最大宗的金库窃案之一 One of the biggest armoured car heists ever -
超过1700万美金 more than $17 million.
但听好了 But get this -
260万美金的赃款仍下落不明 $2.6 million of the money is still unaccounted for.
抢银行致富无法获得快乐 I mean, robbing a bank and having a bunch of money
我误入歧途了 ain't the key to happiness - I was misguided.
但我会说 But I will say this.
除非找到机会大干一票 Until you take a big chance in life,
否则永远不会发现真正的自己 you never really find out who you are.
麦可？ Mikey?
瞧你的发型 我了，我了 - Look at your hair! - Oh, I know, I know.
来爱的抱抱 Yeah! There you go.
我最近的新造型 I've been getting that a lot these days, yeah.
看起来很瞎趴 - Yeah. It looks nice. - Thank you.
谢谢，揪甘心 - I appreciate that from you. - So is your car.
你的车看起来也很瞎趴 - That looks nice too. - Oh! Oh, yeah.
这宝贝是1974年的凯迪拉克 This right here, you've got a 1974 Cadillac.
那是什么鬼？ The hell's that?!
我一直没问他的名字 Well, I never really caught his name.
但我拔光了他的牙齿，很过瘾 I did get all his teeth, though, which is good.
有够衰 Oh! Yikes!
难怪说别在监狱旁慢跑 And that is why you don't go jogging around prisons, huh?
来吧，上车 Come on. Hop in.
好，迈金尼先生，我们要去哪？ OK, Mr McKinney, where we going to?
我想去见我马子凯莉 I'd like to go see my girl Kelly.
好主意，出狱后直接来一发 Mmm! I like that. A little booty call straight out of prison, huh?
没错 是啊，好样的 Yeah! Yeah. Oh! Yeah, yep, yep. Whoo!
♪ I fought the law and the law won 卢米斯法戈抢案仍是美国史上
♪ I needed money 'cause I had none 最大宗的现金抢案之一
♪ I fought the law and the law won 最大宗的现金抢案之一
♪ I fought the law and the law won 史提夫钱伯斯坐牢11年
♪ I left my baby and it feels so bad 现在是一间健身中心的老板
♪ I guess my race is run
♪ She's the best girl that I ever had 干大尾服刑7年
♪ I fought the law and the law won 目前在佛罗里达过着惬意生活
♪ I fought the law and the... 偶尔担任电影顾问
♪ I fought the law and the law won 偶尔担任电影顾问
♪ I fought the law and the law won 遭窃的1700万美元当中
♪ I fought the law and the... ♪ 将近200万元仍下落不明
【以下是NG片段】
Action!
You can't do that with your eyes.
You can't do that with your eyes!
- He was coming in to kiss me. - I know. I was like this.
I'm not gonna watch you do this.
Cut. And reset.
And...action.
When you're in Mexico, you may have to
live off the land for a little bit, OK?
Ugh.
Oh...
Cut.
I'm, like... Kristen's gagging. I hear everybody...
Vroom, vroom.
I mean, I'm not really sure why we're in this position.
Look under the hood.
Fix the carburettor.
Find the muffler and fix it.
Ow.
Figure I'd learned my lesson.
And action.
How you been?
- Good. Yeah. - Hair looks good.
Yeah. My friend Ricki cuts my hair.
Just cut my bangs last week.
Yeah, Ricki banged me out last time.
Yeah, Ricki banged me last time.
If the Mexicans catch Ghantt, he can finger us all.
And I don't want to be fingered by David Ghantt, OK?
I trusted you.
- Are we still rolling? - Yeah.
- Oh, we are? - Yeah.
Think I've been wrong about men my whole life,
till I met you.
No, put it in. No, no, no, your tongue.
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Well, I'm down below and I'm ready to go
♪ My day's never done
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ But I'm already gone
♪ I'm a lean machine I'm ready and mean
♪ I'm always on the run
♪ Bang goes the gun
♪ I'm already gone
♪ Ahhh. ♪