劳拉·邓恩 美国演员 代表作《侏罗纪公园》等
侏罗纪公园
泰坦尼克号
超人
E.T.
蕨河咖啡馆
什么 What?
嘿 Hey.
嘿 嘿 你没事吧 Hey. Hey! Hey, you okay?
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
拜托 Please.
拜托别死了 你没事吧 Please don't be dead. You okay?
醒醒 嘿 Hello. Hey. Hey.
嘿 你没事吧 Hey, you okay?
醒醒 醒醒 Hello? Hello? Hello?
拜托别死了 拜托 Please don't be dead. Come on.
两下 呼吸 And two. Breathe.
天哪 Holy shit.
真搞笑 Heh. That was funny.
真是搞笑 Heh. That was really funny.
你知道嘛 我... You know, I...
我一直希望 在我死之前 I had always hoped that right before I die...
生前的事会走一遍马灯 my life would flash before
我会看见很美妙的事情 my eyes and I would see wonderful things...
一段充满了派对 A life full of parties
和朋友的人生 and friends and...
我如何学会弹吉他 and how I'd learned to play the guitar,
甚至会有 and... and maybe
一个女朋友 there'd even be a girl.
但当我吊在那时 But as I was hanging up there...
什么都没看见 I didn't really see much of anything.
只看见了你 But I did see you.
我也知道 听起来很蠢 但我... And I know... I know it sounds dumb, but I...
有一瞬间我想到... I really thought for a moment that...
也许你出现是有原因的 就是... that maybe, just maybe there was a reason that you...
等等 等等 Wait! Wait! Wait!
等等 等等我 Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me!
走走走 Go! Go! Go!
芝士条 Cheese puffs?
你好 世界 Hello, world!
我叫汉克·汤普森 My name is Hank Thompson,
我一个人 被困在了 and I've been stranded out
太平洋一座小岛上很久很久 on an island in the Pacific all alone!
而这个人 And this man,
这个人把我从死亡边缘救了回来 this man saved me from the brink of death
他把自己变成了摩托艇让我骑 when he allowed me to ride him like a jet ski,
用他的... propelled by his f...
你是怎么做到的 How did you do that?
也许你... Maybe... Maybe your...
那些气体是因为腐烂生成的 your gases built up from decomposition
还是因为灵魂出窍 and maybe your soul leaving you?
为什么我要和你说话 Why am I talking to you?
拜托还有用 Please work.
你好 世界 Hello, world.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我要走了 I gotta go.
有人吗 Hello!
有人吗 Hello.
救命 Help!
你看见了吗 Oh. You see that?
那里会有人的 There's gonna be people there.
他们会给我们吃的 照顾我们 They're gonna feed us and take care of us.
大家都想听我们的故事 Everybody's gonna want to hear our story,
我扛着你到处走 and I'm gonna be all buff
肯定会变得很强壮 from carrying you around.
这一点都不好玩 Ohh. That's not funny.
有人吗 Hello?
救命 Help.
救命 Help!
# 你从哪里来 又去过哪里 # Oh, where did you come from, where did you go?
# 你从哪里来 棉眼乔 # Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?
天哪 总是能被 Man, it's always the song that you hate
最讨厌的歌洗脑 that gets stuck in your head.
对不起 Uh, sorry.
你也睡不着吗 You can't sleep either?
我以前睡不着的时候 My mom used to sing this song to me
妈妈总唱给我唱这首歌 when I couldn't sleep
这样我就不会想太多 so I wouldn't overthink things,
但我不记得歌词了 but I don't remember the words.
# 疯了 # Crazy
# 我真的疯了 # I'm fucking crazy
# 也许 只是也许 # Maybe, just maybe
# 我要独自上路 # I'll make it alone
# 解救 # Rescued
# 我以为自己被解救了 # I thought I was rescued
# 但你只是个死人 # But you're just a dead dude
# 我也要成死人了 # And I'm gonna die
# 一定会有更好的方法 # There's gotta be a better way
# 离开这里 # To get out of here
# 你从哪里来 # Where do you come from
# 棉眼乔 # Cotton Eye Joe?
让我把你吃了吧 Let me eat you.
来啊 Huh? Come on!
来人救救我 Somebody help!
你一直躺在这里 You're... you're just laying
就像一坨没用又恶心的屎 there like a disgusting, useless sack of shit.
对不起 我要走了 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to go.
谢谢你的帮助 Thanks for your help, kind of.
为什么 Why?
不 不 不 No. No, no, no. No.
不 你个蠢货 别吐了 No, you asshole. Stop it.
水 水 Water! Water!
你在干嘛 你在干嘛 What are you doing? What are you doing?
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
好了 Okay.
你是这个恶心世界 最恶心的东西了 Ah, you're the grossest thing in this gross world.
等等 不 Wait. No.
不 拜托 拜托 No, please. Please.
拜托 对不起 别停啊 Please, I'm sorry. Please don't stop.
什么 What?
曼尼 Manny?
你叫这个啊 Is that your name?
你好 曼尼 我叫汉克 Hi, Manny. I'm Hank. Um...
嗨 Hi.
你好 Hello.
- 你好 - 你... 好... - Hello... - Hel... lo...
- 汉克 - 汉克 - Hank. - Hank.
说得真好 That's very good.
我... I...
来吧 和我聊聊 伙计 Come on. Talk to me, buddy.
别哼哼了 拜托 Stop mumbling, please.
和我聊聊 拜托 说大点声 曼尼 Talk to me. Please. Speak up, Manny.
如果你说话像个弱智一样 How do you expect anyone
别人怎么愿意和你聊天啊 to want to talk to you if you sound retarded?
我这话就像我爸爸一样 I sound like my dad.
对不起 I'm sorry.
嘿 我不是那个意思 Hey. I didn't mean that.
你想怎么说就怎么说 Hey, you talk however you want.
你可以哼哼 一整天都盯着自己的脚 You can mumble, look at your feet all day long.
好吗 伙计 Okay, buddy?
好的 伙计 Okay, buddy.
嗨 Hi.
你好 Hello.
你干嘛打我 嘿 Why did you hit me? Hey.
你干嘛打我 Why did you hit me?
抱歉 我... I'm sorry. I...
我以为你死了 I thought you were dead.
我死了吗 Am I dead?
应该没有 你在说话呢 I don't think so. You're talking.
但我说话像个弱智一样 But I sound retarded.
不 不 你说得很好 No, no, you sound great.
别说那个词了 我没有... Don't say that word. I didn't...
我是一坨... I'm a useless...
- 没用的屎 - 不 伙计 - sack of shit? - No, man.
嘿 Hey.
不 不 我不是那个意思 No. No, I didn't mean that.
我一直都是个蠢蛋 I was being an asshole.
我不是一坨屎吗 I'm not a sack of shit?
不 你棒极了 No, you're amazing.
你是个奇迹 You're... You're a miracle, or...
要不然我就是饿昏出现幻觉了 or I'm just hallucinating from starvation.
这真是疯了 This is... This is crazy.
# 疯了 # Crazy
- 不不不 - # 我真的疯了 # - No, no, no, no, no. - I'm fucking crazy
嘿嘿嘿 别唱了 别唱了 Hey, hey, hey. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop singing.
你应该没听过啊 You weren't supposed to hear that.
我喜欢这首歌 唱歌 Oh, I like that. Singing.
你还记的之前的事吗 Okay, can you remember anything about before,
你的人生 your life?
你是怎么来这的 我们在哪 How you got here? Where we are?
你怎么救的我 How you saved me?
- 任何事都行 - 这是什么 - Anything? - Hey, what is that?
那个啊 不 我... Oh, that, no. I...
别管... 别管那个 Don't worry... Don't worry about that.
现在的重点是怎么回家 What's important is that we find a way to get home.
好吧 我会试着想想的 Okay. I'm trying to remember.
什么是家 What is home?
这就是家里的 This is from home.
那里全都是这玩意 芝士条 It's normally full of these things called cheese puffs.
好吧 Okay.
有时候 你吃完了这个 Um, sometimes, um, your fingers
手指上会裹满芝士粉 would be coated in orange after eating it.
你的妈妈就会叫你去洗手 And your mom probably told you to wash your hands,
但你趁她不注意的时候 就会偷偷舔掉 but I bet you'd just lick it off when she wasn't looking.
- 想起来了吗 - 什么 - Anything? - What?
什么 What?
等等 到底发生了什么 Wait. Wait, what's supposed to happen?
我不知道 我以为... I don't know. I thought...
我能挖掘一些感知记忆什么的 thought maybe I could tap into some sense memory or something,
嘭的一声 and, bam, the... the hairs
你脖子后面的汗毛就会立起来 would stand up on the back of your neck,
心脏会重新跳动 and your heart would start pounding
你之前所忘记的 as it all rushes back to you,
就会重新回归你的身体 everything you left behind.
你的下巴张开来 Your jaw hangs open.
镜头拉近 The camera pushes in.
音乐响起 Cue the music.
- 你还记得《侏罗纪公园》 - 什么 - You remember "Jurassic Park"! - What?
你刚刚在唱主题曲啊 You were just singing the theme song.
劳拉·邓恩 腕龙 Laura Dern, the brachiosaurus.
我不知道《侏罗纪公园》 I don't know "Jurassic Park."
你记得这首歌 You remember the song.
曼尼 Manny...
如果你连《侏罗纪公园》都不知道 if you don't know "Jurassic Park",
还知道什么 you don't know shit.
这也是家里的 那里还有很多人 This is from home, where all the other people are.
为什么这些都在外面了 Why is it out here now?
这些都是垃圾 Oh, it's trash.
大家都不要的东西 所以要藏起来 It's everything people don't want, so we hide it.
为什么人们都不要了 Why don't people want it anymore?
坏了 Well, that's broken.
空了 That's empty.
没用了 This is useless.
又臭又旧 Smelly. Old.
你怎么离家那么远呢 How'd you get so far from home?
我逃出来了 但... I... I ran away, but that's...
这没关系... It doesn't matter. That's...
重要的是你要回想起你的人生 What's important is you remembering your life.
好吧 什么是人生 Okay. What is life?
好吧 Uh, okay.
这是你 This is you.
这是你的身体 这是你的脑袋 This is your body, and... and that's where your brain is,
是你想事情的地方 and that's where you're going to remember something.
人类是通过无数年的进化 Humans have evolved over
才变成了这样 millions and millions of years to be this way.
- 棒 - 我们做的所有事情 - Yeah! - We do all this stuff,
基本上是为了生存下去 because it helps us survive... kind of.
那是什么 What's that?
那是屎 That's poop.
屎是你身体吸取营养后 不要的东西 Poop is when your body takes everything it doesn't want
它要从你的屁股里排出来 and squeezes it out of your butt.
任何东西都要拉屎 有一本书 Everything poops. There's a book.
小时候大家都从里面读过相关知识 Everybody reads about it when they're a kid.
人们每天都要拉屎 People poop every day.
甚至当人们受到惊吓 生病 Or extra when they're scared or sick
或者死亡的时候都会拉屎 or right when they die, because,
因为你死的时候会屎尿横流 uh, you shit your pants when you die.
- 天哪 - 不 没关系 - Oh, God. - No, it's okay.
每一天都有人在死 People die every day.
他们会对死人做些什么 What do they do with all the dead people?
- 把他们藏起来吗 - 没错 - Do they hide them? - Yeah.
- 我就像垃圾一样吗 - 不 你不一样 - So I'm like trash? - No. You're different.
你可能掉进了放射性废物里 Maybe you fell in radioactive waste,
或者是一名特殊的基因工程士兵 or maybe you were a special genetically engineered soldier
被低温封存 及时送来拯救我 who was cryogenically frozen and sent back in time to save me
拯救全人类 and save all of mankind.
超级曼尼 救救我 Oh, Super Manny, save me!
你有一种特质 You've got something in there.
你就像个无所不能的人 You're like the multipurpose tool guy.
- 你很特别 - 我很特别 - You're special. - I'm special?
没错 所以你得帮我回家 Yeah. And that's why I need you to help me get home.
回到人类文明中 Back in civilization,
这个星球上 还有七十亿人类 there's 7 billion other living people on the planet
吃喝拉撒 鲜活地活着 just running around and blinking and breathing and eating,
而你曾是他们中的一员 and you used to be one of them.
你可能曾寻找到了幸福 You were probably just looking for happiness.
所有人都一样 That's what everyone does.
你开心的时候就这样 This is what you look like when you're happy.
开心 Happy.
你结识让你开心的人 You look for someone who will make you happy,
朋友 女朋友 或者一条狗 a friend, a girlfriend, or a dog.
- 乖孩子 - 乖孩子 - Good boy. - Good boy.
有时你会很幸运地遇见一个人 Sometimes you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person
你想和她共度余生 you wanna spend the rest of your life with,
- 那叫爱 - 好吧 - and that is love. - Okay.
你想回家 这样就能得到爱 You want to go home so you can have love?
没错 Yeah.
但你逃跑了 因为没人爱你 But you ran away 'cause nobody loves you?
不是这样的 That's not true.
你是一个坏掉的 空洞的 You're broken and empty and dirty
肮脏的 又臭又老还没用的人 and smelly and useless and old.
- 你就像垃圾一样 对吧 - 闭嘴... - You're like trash, right? - Shut up. What...
对不起 汉克 我只是把脑袋中的事情说出来 I'm sorry, Hank. I'm just saying the things in my head.
你不能脑袋里想什么就说什么 Well, you can't just say everything that comes into your head.
那叫不会聊天 That's bad talking.
对不起 Oh. I'm sorry.
救命 Help!
有人吗 Can anybody hear me?
我迷路了 I'm lost!
我该做什么 汉克 What do I do now, Hank?
曼尼 看着她们就好 Manny... just look at them.
想象她们都没穿衣服 Imagine them without their clothes on.
衣服下面有什么 What's underneath their clothes?
她们的... You know, their...
胸 阴道 屁股 boobs and vaginas, butts.
胸 阴道 屁股 Boobs, vaginas, and butts.
- 知道这些有什么用 - 曼尼 - What do you do with those? - Manny...
当我还是孩子的时候 You know, it used to be...
很难看到这些杂志 really hard to come by a magazine like that when I was a kid.
我得去高速公路旁边的草丛里 I'd have to go digging under the bushes by the freeway
或者去我爸的书堆里找 and sneak into my dad's stash.
在网络普及前 每个女孩都非常特别 I mean, before the Internet, every girl was a lot more special.
你以前肯定也做过这种事 I bet you probably did the same thing,
给她们每个人都编个爱情故事 make up little love stories for each of them.
什么爱情故事 What kind of love stories?
好吧 Well...
她的名字也许叫婕西 her name might have been... Jessie.
然后你就想象 And you'd imagine
无意中在街上碰到她 轻抚了一下她的腿 bumping into her on the street and whisking her off her feet.
同居了一年 Sign a one-year lease together.
一起做晚饭 Cook dinner together.
看网飞的电视剧 Watch Netflix.
汉克 有东西... Hank, something's...
我的胸部不太对劲 something's going wrong with my boobs.
什么意思 What do you mean?
感觉很强烈 They're going crazy.
天哪 Holy shit.
不 停了 Ho... Oh, no. It's stopping.
嘿 Hey.
什么是网飞 What is Netflix?
该死 Shit. Uh, n...
好吧... 那是... Well, that's...
一般当你和一个女孩约会的时候 Normally when you go on a date with a girl,
会带他去电影院看一场电影 you'd take her to the theater to watch a movie,
但当你真的觉得谁很合适的话 but when you're... when you're truly comfortable with someone,
就会呆在家里 一起看网飞的电视剧 you stay at home and watch Netflix.
就像 你和婕西 Like, you and Jessie would
总是习惯呆在家里 probably stay at home together all the time,
看电影 累了就在沙发上睡觉 watching movies. You'd... You'd fall asleep on the couch,
除非你在开一个很棒的派对 unless you were throwing one of your awesome parties.
几年之后 你们结婚了 Then a few years later, you'd... you'd get married.
举办了一个小型婚礼 You'd have a... a small wedding,
没什么好说的 然后你们有了双胞胎 nothing big, and... and you'd have twins,
你得多干一份活儿才能养活一家 and you'd have to get a second job to pay the bills,
但你不在乎 but you wouldn't care, because...
因为你能一直 because you'd be going
和家人住在一起 camping all the time with your family, and...
然后你告诉她 灰色头发更漂亮 and you'd tell her she looks even more beautiful with gray hairs.
曼尼 Manny.
曼尼 我的爱情故事似乎让你重生了 Manny, I think my love story is bringing you back to life!
- 它动了 - 怎么了 - It's moving! - What's happening?
- 那是什么 - 它是活的 - What is that? - It's alive!
- 这是什么 - 它在动 - What is it? - It's moving!
天哪 我好恶心 Oh, God, I'm disgusting!
不 不 不 你不恶心 No, no. No, no, no, you're not disgusting.
不 我的身体好恶心 太可怕了 No, my body is disgusting. It's horrible!
不 没问题的 每个人都这样 No, it's okay. This happens to everybody.
每个人都这样 很正常 This happens to everybody, it's normal.
- 是吗 好吧 - 没错 - Really? Okay. - Yeah. Uh...
没事的 冷静 It's okay. Calm down.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 我们把... Hey. Let's just...
我们把这个先拿开 Let's just take this away for a second.
冷静 没事的 Calm down. It's okay.
好了 Okay.
该死 Holy shit.
婕西 Jessie.
曼尼 我觉得你的屌能带我们回家 Manny, I think your penis is guiding us home.
嘿 没反应了 汉克 你觉得我那玩意坏了吗 Hey, nothing's happening, Hank. You think I'm broken?
没事的 Ah, that's okay.
听着 有时候你重复一件事情太多次 Look, sometimes when you do something too many times,
效果就会减弱 it has less of an effect.
和报酬递减法则一个道理 It's like the... the law of diminishing returns.
每个人都这样 It happens to everyone.
所以才有那么多的恋物癖 That's why there are so many fetishes out there.
- 恋物癖 - 没错 - Fetishes? - Yeah.
每个人都有自己独特的品味 See, everybody has their own special tastes.
如果女孩们能让那些家伙 Girls must be so nice
为所欲为的话 那就太好啦 if they let guys do all those things to them.
没错 她们就是这么好 Yes, they are very nice.
还记得塞住我屁股的那个软木塞吗 Remember when you put that cork in my butt?
记得 Yeah.
- 那个算性行为吗 - 曼尼 不算 - Did that count as sex? - Manny, no.
我想做爱 I wanna have sex.
真希望有什么办法让我假装来一次 I wish there was some way I could pretend to do it.
那叫手淫 It's called masturbation.
性行为的一种 It's kinda like sex.
- 靠你自己 - 没错 - But by yourself? - Yeah.
手淫能让人快乐吗 Masturbating makes people happy?
应该是吧 当然 It's supposed to, sure.
那你肯定干了很多次 I bet you masturbate a lot.
我们怎么会聊这种话题 I can't believe we're talking about this.
曼尼 人们一般不会聊这种东西 Manny, people aren't supposed to talk about this stuff.
听着 我不是经常干这事 Look, I just don't do it very much.
我父亲第一次 The first time my dad
发现我看这种杂志的时候 caught me looking at one of those magazines,
他非常生气 he got really upset.
为什么 Why?
父母应该不希望知道 Well, I guess parents don't like knowing
他们的孩子看这种东西吧 that their kids look at that kind of stuff.
所以他们就告诉孩子们 That's why they tell them they'll...
看了就要下地狱 就会失明 they'll go to hell or go blind.
但我爸爸 But my dad...
他不相信这一套 所以他说 He didn't believe in that stuff, so my dad said,
"汉克 当你... "Hank, uh, when you... you know,
不管是高潮 uh, it expends energy,
还是每天要产的精子 both in the... in the orgasm
都会消耗能量 and in the daily reproduction of sperm,
所以要是你撸太多次 so... so if you do it a lot,
累加起来 就会让你短寿的 it adds up, and it shortens your life span,
所以 一般男性的寿命更短 and that's why, on average, males have shorter life spans,
因为他们... 你懂的" because they... you know."
所以你是怕死咯 So you were scared of death?
没错 我当时 Yeah. I... I was
非常难过 pretty upset.
当我妈妈看到我在哭时 And then my mom saw that I was crying,
她告诉了我一件扯淡的事 and so she said this ridiculous thing.
她说她四十岁 She said that she was 40
我十一岁 and I was 11 and,
如果我撸得够多 就能很快长大赶上她 if I masturbated enough, I could catch up to her
这样的话 我们就能 and, that way, we could
同一天去世 然后永远不分开 die on the exact same day and never be apart.
我觉得她当时只是想搞笑 I think she was trying to be funny.
这一点都不搞笑 Ah, it's not funny.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
她的笑点很奇怪 She had a weird sense of humor.
就算她说的没错 And even if she was right,
我也不会撸那么多次 就为了变老 I wouldn't have been able to jack off fast enough to catch up.
她不久后就死了 She died shortly after.
所以现在你一手淫 就想到你妈妈 And so now, when you masturbate, you think about your mom.
曼尼 不 那样太奇怪了 Ah, Manny, no. That's weird.
奇怪 Weird?
奇怪的意思是... 你的行为与众不同 Weird is like... when you do stuff that nobody else does,
大家都取笑你 so they make fun of you for it.
所以当我说 我不能手淫 So when I say that I can't masturbate
因为这样会让我想起妈妈 这样会被嘲笑的 because it makes me think about my mom, people laugh at you.
但那很有趣啊 让大家开心是好事 But that's fun. Making people laugh is great.
并不是 因为大家会给你取一些撸管王的外号 It's not, because they call you names like Hanky Wanky,
你就得转学 这没什么有趣的 you have to change schools, and it's... it's not fun.
汉克 当我手淫的时候 我会想起你妈妈 Hank, when I masturbate, I'm gonna think about your mom.
曼尼 别说了 Manny, stop.
但如果我在手淫时想起你妈妈 But if I think about your mom when I masturbate,
那你就不会变得奇怪了 then you won't be weird anymore,
- 对吧 - 不 别说了 - right? - No. Just quit talking.
- 我只是想帮忙 - 你在帮倒忙 - I'm just trying to help. - Well, you're not,
所以别说了 也别再问了 so stop talking and stop asking questions.
我应该回去死好了吗 Should I just go back to being dead?
没错 去吧 死彻底点 Yes, you should. Die in a fire.
曼尼 嘿 Manny, hey.
曼尼 对不起 我当时很生气 Manny, I'm sorry I got upset.
集中注意 我们走对了吗 Focus. Are we going the right way?
曼尼 Manny.
伙计 我需要你 Buddy, I need you.
我需要你 你独特的指南针 I need you, your special compass.
好吧 Okay.
天哪... Holy...
有个大家伙在这拉了屎啊 Something enormous took a dump here.
我们最好小心点 We better be careful.
小心点 Careful.
- 嘿 汉克 - 安静 - Hey, Hank. - Quiet.
你是想让我再开口吧 I thought you wanted me to start talking again.
没错 但现在你得安静点 I do. But right now, I need you to be quiet.
我还是不能很好地 Well, I'm still not very good
控制自己的音量 汉克 at controlling the volume of my voice, Hank.
- 你得教教我... - 曼尼 - You have to teach me... - Manny.
你这什么表情 眼睛怎么睁得这么大 What is your face doing? Why are your eyes so big?
曼尼 这就是恐惧的表情 Manny, this is what fear looks like.
你为什么要怕一坨屎 Why are you afraid of that poop?
- 我怕的是拉屎的东西 - 可是为什么 - I'm scared of whatever took that poop. - But why, though?
因为只有巨大恐怖的家伙才会拉那么大的屎 Because only huge, scary things take poops that big.
那又怎样 任何东西都会拉屎 So what? Everything poops.
没错 但如果它找到我们 就会吃了我们 Yes, but if it finds us, it will eat us
然后把我们排出来 就像屎一样 and push us out its butt and turn us into poop.
曼尼 快跑 Aah! Manny, run!
汉克 Hank!
我们为什么要跑这么快 Why are we moving so fast?
什么... What...
汉克 Hank.
我在看什么 What am I looking at?
那是手机 That's a... a phone.
手机真漂亮 Phone is beautiful.
不不不 那只是手机上的一个女孩 No, no, no, no, no. That's just a picture of a girl on a phone.
什么 你把它拿哪去了 你在干嘛 What? Where'd it go? What are you doing? What are you doing?
我们得关机了 节约电量 We should turn it off to save power.
不 那是我的 No. But it's mine.
曼尼... Manny...
这电话快没电了 而且没信号 The phone is on low battery with no signal.
我们关了它 We've gotta turn it off so
等靠近家的时候 就能求救 we can find help once we're closer to home.
你刚刚说的话 我有一堆问题要问 I have a lot of questions about all the things you just said.
相信我 Just trust me.
相信我就好 Just trust me.
该死 Fuck.
我能再看她一眼吗 Can I look at her again?
我能再看看她吗 Can I see her again?
我现在能看她了吗 Now can I see her?
拜托 Please?
也许 Maybe...
也许你可以打扮一下 就像之前一样 Maybe you could dress up, like before,
我就能想起来了 so I could remember?
打扮一下 Dress up?
不 曼尼 我们需要找点食物 No, Manny, we need to find food.
我们得离开这里 不然我就会死 We need to get out of here, or else I'm going to die.
但我们全部都尝试过了 But we've tried all of those things.
汉克 万一我认识她呢 Hank, what if I knew her?
也许她是我的朋友 Maybe she's my friend,
女朋友 或者我的老婆 or my girlfriend or my wife.
就像你说的 爱情会让我重生 It's like you said, love is bringing me back to life.
我是个无所不能的人 I'm your multipurpose tool guy.
听起来 That sounds really...
太蠢了 Stupid.
快点 趁你还没饿死 Hurry, before you starve and die.
- 天哪 - 对不起 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry.
你看起来太美了 You look beautiful.
你觉得我很美吗 You think I look beautiful?
当然 Of course I do.
不 我... 真的吗 No, I... Really?
那奏效了吗 Well, is it working?
你记起什么了吗 Are... are you remembering anything?
没错 Yeah.
我叫什么名字 What's my name?
劳拉 Laura...
- 邓恩 - 曼尼 - Dern? - Manny!
不 汉克 我很抱歉 拜托 我们再试一次 Oh, no! Hank, I'm so sorry. Please, let me try again.
你知道如果我回家后 别人看到我穿成这样 Do you have any idea what people back at home would think
会怎么想吗 if they saw me dressed like this?
再让我试一次吧 Oh, but let me try one more time.
拜托了 汉克 Hank, please.
但自从我见过她之后 But now that I've seen her,
她总在我脑海里徘徊不去 I can't get her out of my head,
我不知道这是常有的事 and I don't know if that's
还是只是因为我很奇怪 a thing that happens or if I'm just weird,
但我有种感觉 她就是那个我想要与之邂逅 but something tells me she is the one I'm supposed to bump into
然后共度一生的人 and spend the rest of my life with,
或许我们如果能想办法 让我记起她 and maybe if we can just find a way for me to remember her,
然后嘭地一声 我的记忆就会如潮水般涌回 then, bam, it'll all come rushing back to me,
脖子后面的汗毛立起来 and the hairs on the back
我就能救你回去了 of my neck will stand up, and I can save you.
说得很棒啊 Wow. That talking was good.
没错 你看 已经起作用了 Yeah. See? It's working already.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在唱歌 以免你胡思乱想 I'm singing a song so you won't overthink things.
行吗 Well?
我现在该怎么做 What should I do now?
好吧 或许跟她聊聊天 okay, maybe you talk to her.
我该聊什么 What do I talk about?
心里想到什么就说什么 Just, you know, whatever comes naturally.
你好 Hello.
不知为什么 I don't know why,
但我突然有种冲动 想用我的舌头狂甩你嘴唇 but I have this sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth.
那叫亲吻 但你还不能那样做 Okay, that's called kissing, but you can't do that yet.
进展太快了 That's too fast.
那我想把我的阴茎放进你的身体呢 How 'bout if I put my penis in you?
- 更不行 - 非常抱歉 - That's even worse. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
那我如果只是浅尝辄止 What about if I just did the tip,
比如就做开头一点点... like, just the very beginning...
好吧 曼尼 这不是只关乎肉欲 Okay, Manny, it's not about sex.
好吗 这... Okay? It's...
好吧 Okay.
欢迎乘坐巴士 Welcome to the bus.
这就是我们这种 This is how people like us
穷得没钱开车的人的出行方式 get places if we're too poor to drive ourselves.
没错 Oh, yeah.
还有其他人 There are other people.
没错 Yeah.
嗨 嗨 大家好 Hello. Hello, everybody.
巴士的乘客彼此并不相识 Buses are for people who don't know each other.
他们读书 或听音乐 They read books. They listen to music.
- 我们还一起唱歌 对吗 - 不 - And we all sing songs together, right? - No!
不 不是的 如果你唱歌其他人会瞪你 No, no, no, the other people will stare at you if you sing,
所以你自己听歌 so you listen to your own music.
给 Here.
# 倘若不是因为 # If it hadn't been
# 棉眼乔 # For Cotton Eye Joe
# 很久之前 # I'd be married
# 我早已娇妻在侧 # A long time ago...
你听着音乐... As you listen...
眼睛望着窗外 stare out the window.
我看到世界从车窗里流过 Oh. And I watch the world go by.
# 若不是因为棉眼乔 # Wasn't for Cotton Eye
# 棉眼乔 # Cotton Eye Joe...
就是这样 So this is it.
这就是我所忘记的生活 This is the life I've forgotten.
等我回去之后 Oh, when I get back home,
我要天天坐巴士 I am gonna ride the bus every day.
曼尼 这只是开始 Manny, this is just the beginning.
日复一日 你坐着巴士 焦灼期盼 Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes,
盼望着你能再次见到她 hoping you'll see her again.
天啊 Oh, my God.
她笑了 She smiles,
你感到一种奇异的微刺感爬上你的后背 and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck.
你体内升腾起本能的躁动 Something carnal inside of
让你汗流浃背 you causes your body to break out in sweats.
你感到自己是世界上最幸运的人 You feel like the luckiest man in the world.
她独自坐下 像往常一样 She sits alone, just like every other day,
看着窗外 陷入自己的思绪 and looks out the window lost in her thoughts.
你懂得那种样子 她同你一样孤单 You know that look. She's just as alone as you are.
但她不必继续孤单 你可以同她聊天 But she doesn't have to be. You could talk to her.
告诉她你今天想坐在她身边 Tell her you'd love to sit next to her today
以及今后的每一天 and every other day,
因为人生苦短 没人应该孤单乘车 because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.
停下 I want this to stop.
- 不管用吗 - 不 - It's not working? - No.
她太美了 She's too beautiful.
我现在不能去搭讪 I can't talk to her now.
如果我说了蠢话怎么办 我会想死的 What if I say something stupid? I'll just wanna die.
她就在那里 你不做点什么吗 She's right there. You're not gonna do anything?
你会怎么做 What would you do?
我会... I would...
我大概会等下去 I would probably wait,
看着她走下巴士 and watch her get off the bus
然后回家 独自吃掉一整盒披萨 and go home and eat a whole box of pizza by myself.
曼尼 我应该告诉你事实 Manny, I should tell you the truth.
我的确不擅长这种事 I'm not really good at this stuff.
噢是了 没人爱你 Oh, right. Nobody loves you.
戴上这个 Try these on.
我看不见了 My eyeballs can't see as well.
但你这样看起来很神秘 But you look mysterious,
女孩子们都喜欢神秘感 and girls like mysterious.
- 你感觉很酷 对不对 - 大概是吧 - You feel cool, right? - I guess.
- 你看起来很酷 - 你要干嘛 - You look cool. - Oh! What are you doing?
你所要做的只是同她讲话 All you have to do is talk to her.
我相信你 I believe in you.
你一个人吗 Are you sitting alone?
- 是 - 那你真是孤僻 - Yeah. - So you're a freak.
什么 What?
但现在你不是了 Now you're not.
你在听什么 So what are you listening to?
一首我为你写的歌 It's a song I wrote for you.
- 汉克 - 嗯 - Hank? - Hmm?
拿起我的手 Pick up my hand.
好的 现在把它放在她手上 Okay, now put it on her hand.
好的 我想看着她 Okay. I wanna look at her.
我叫曼尼 My name is Manny.
我叫莎... My name is S...
莎拉 Sarah.
那是她的名字吗 That's her name?
莎拉·约翰逊 Sarah Johnson.
- 莎拉·约翰逊 - 没错 莎拉·约翰逊 - Sarah Johnson? - Yeah, Sarah Johnson.
曼尼 你的脸 Manny, your face.
这就是我高兴时的样子 Oh, this is what I look like when I'm happy.
我们得回家去 汉克 We have to get home, Hank.
我们必须回家去 这样我就能去找莎拉 We have to get home, so I can find Sarah
与她生一对双胞胎 打两份工 and have twins with her and work two jobs
- 与她偕老 - 曼尼 我的手 - and grow old. - Manny, my hand.
曼尼 帮我回家 Manny, help me get home.
# 爆 爆米花 爆 爆米花 # Pop popcorn, pop popcorn
# 现在我们杀死了一只浣熊 # Now we killed a raccoon
# 我们把你的身体当做机枪 # We are using your body like it's a machine gun
# 现在我们来炸鱼 # Now we are shooting some fish
# 我们的友谊之花绽放 # Our friendship is blossoming
# 让我们尝尝我们的猎物 # Let's eat the stuff we killed
# 现在我们燃起篝火 # Now we started a fire
# 我得承认我享受你的陪伴 # I have to admit I'm enjoying your company
# 我们是否已陷入爱河 # Are we falling in love?
# 我们只是需要 # All we ever needed
# 一段蒙太奇 # Is a montage
这要干什么 What was that?
# 真正的 # True
# 友谊 # Friendship
伏特加 Vodka.
我们来开个派对 Let's have a party.
没错 把所有认识的人都邀来 Yeah. Let's invite everyone we know.
大家伙 我们要开派对啦 Everyone! We're having a party!
曼尼 我有事要告诉你 你... Manny, I need to tell you something. You...
喝得有点高 Little tipsy.
莎拉... Sarah...
我想你就是我命中注定的那个人 I think you're the one.
我从未如此幸福过 I've never been happier.
曼尼... 看着我 Manny... look at me.
你对我了解愈多 The more you're gonna see of me,
你越会不喜欢我 the more you're not gonna like me.
边际效益递减之类的 It's diminishing returns and whatever.
- 莎拉 你自慰过吗 - 什么 - Sarah, do you ever masturbate? - What?
我有个朋友 叫汉克 I have this friend called Hank
他不自慰 因为那会让他想起他妈妈 and he won't masturbate, 'cause it makes him think about his mom.
曼尼 那... 那是我们之间的秘密 Manny, that... that was between us.
不 听着 莎拉... No, listen. Sarah...
莎拉 Sarah.
汉克的妈妈在他很小很小的时候就死了 So, Hank's mom died when he was very, very little,
所以他一想起她就很难过 and so it makes him upset to think about her.
所以即使自慰让他快乐 And so even though masturbation makes him happy,
他也不会去做 he won't do it.
好吧 Okay.
我不知道到底什么是自慰 I don't know exactly what masturbation is
以及它是什么原理 or how it works,
但我猜那感觉可能就像 but I guess it probably feels a lot like
从你发间吹过的风 the wind in your hair
或者像开很快的车 or driving really fast in a car
或者像吃到一口你最爱的食物 or taking a bite out of your favorite food
或者像与朋友共舞 or dancing with your friends
或者像唱着你最喜欢的歌曲 or singing your favorite song
或者像是乘巴士 or riding the bus
又或者像看着窗外的感觉 or looking out of windows.
你怎么会对这些东西说不呢 Now, why would you ever say no to that?
我觉着 他妈妈会想让他快乐 I just think his mom would want him to be happy.
你不这么认为吗 Don't you?
是的 我也这样想 Yeah. I think so.
现在什么会让你快乐 And what would make you happy right now?
或许... Maybe...
- 我真的喝多了 - 是的 我也是 - I'm really drunk. - Oh, yeah. Me, too.
- 我们该睡觉了 - 没错 - We should go to bed. - Yeah.
汉克 能把我的头 Uh, Hank, will you just take my head
从窗户上拿下来吗 out of the window?
谢谢 Thank you.
晚安 Sleep well.
早上好 汉克 Morning, Hank.
睡得怎么样 How'd you sleep?
有些晚了 It's late.
我们最好开始赶路 Better get a move on.
汉克 多亏了你 Hank, thanks to you,
我将很快就能真的... 见到她 I'm gonna get to see her soon... for real.
我有种感觉 不知如何形容 I have this feeling, and I don't know what to call it.
我感觉即使我就在你背上 It's like I feel like even though I'm on top of you right now,
真切地挨着你 我们之间仍然横亘着什么东西 touching you physically, there's something stuck in between us.
我还感觉你有话要说 I also feel like you have something to say,
但你不知道如何说起 but you don't know what to say,
所以我们两个都不开口 and so neither of us is saying anything,
而不知为何 我感觉我们会一直沉默下去 and for some reason, I feel like this might go on forever.
- 这是常事吗 - 不 不是 - Is that a thing? - No, it's not a thing.
从来没人有过这种感觉吗 So no one's ever felt this way before?
你可能是人类历史上的第一个 You might be the first one ever in the history of mankind.
这只是让我有了另一种感觉 而且我... That has just made me have another feeling, and I...
曼尼 拜托 现在别感觉了 Manny, please, no more feelings right now.
汉克 我觉着... 我觉着我感到了害怕 Oh, Hank, I think... I think I'm feeling fear.
现在没空说这个 曼尼 Not now, Manny.
不 真的 我感到害怕 No, really, I'm scared.
我害怕 因为我想如果我死了 I'm scared, 'cause I think if I die,
我会真的很想念你的 I might really miss you.
你这情话真不是时候 Oh, you're the worst.
# 无情 # Heartless
# 你怎会无情 # How were you heartless?
# 我看到了你的悲伤 # I saw your sadness
# 它深深地印在我心房 # And made it my own
# 疯狂 # Crazy
# 如果你不介意 请告诉我 # Tell me if you don't mind
# 那触手可及的奇迹 那致命的吸引 # The immediate wonder, the fatal attraction
# 彻底地疯狂 # Totally crazy
# 告诉你如风般狂奔 # Told you to run like the wind
# 我们将相依为命 # We've gotta depend on each other
# 我们已彻底疯狂 # We're fucking crazy
# 我想跃入你的脑海 # I want to climb in your brain
# 吞下你的思绪 阅读你心思 # Devour the webbing, and know your opinions
# 我们将永不止息 # We won't ever stop
# 但你仍惧怕这羞耻 # But you're still afraid of the shame
# 我保证我会搞定 一切皆有原因 # I promise I'll fix it, it's all for a reason
# 你只需记得 # You just have to remember
# 我们此时此刻皆有原因 # That we're all here for a purpose #
# 冥冥之中 自有定时 # And the universe picks its time
# 世间万物 俱有牵连 # Everything, everywhere matters to everything
# 世间万物 俱有牵连 # Everything, everywhere matters to everything...
你回去后会很高兴见到其他人吗 Are you excited to see everyone when you get home?
我想应该会吧 Yeah, I guess.
你到时就能见到你爸爸了 You'll be able to see your dad.
他可能会奇怪你跑哪去了 Yeah, he's probably been wondering where you are.
我们其实联系不多 Well, we haven't really kept up.
我们尝试过坚持 I mean, we tried the whole
在彼此生日的时候打电话 calling each other on our birthdays thing,
但最终还是失败了 but, you know, that eventually went away.
为什么 出什么事了 Why? What happened?
几年前 他忘记打了 Well, a few years back, he forgot to call.
他的确不知道该如何道歉 He didn't really know how to say sorry,
但我看得出来他很内疚 but I could tell he felt bad,
所以我教他如何设定自动发送电子生日贺卡 so I taught him how to set up an automated birthday e-card.
类似于你在手机上收到邮件 That's like a letter you get on your phone.
它会自动每年给我发一封生日贺卡 It automatically sends me a birthday card every year,
这样他就不会忘了 so that way, he'll never forget.
我也总是忘记他的生日 所以我也设了一个 I mean, I always forgot his as well, so I set one up, too.
我在想我和我爸爸有没有那样做过 Wow. I wonder if my dad and I did that, too.
我希望我每天都给他发一封自动贺卡 I hope I sent him an automated card every day.
那没什么特别的 It's nothing special.
如果我死在这里 If I died out here,
那个网站还会在他后半生 some website would send him a
每年都给他寄一封生日贺卡 birthday card every year for the rest of his life.
他可能都不会知道我死了 He probably wouldn't even know I was gone.
不会的 他关心你 Well, that's not true. He cares about you.
是啊 Yeah.
是啊 他是我爸爸 Yeah, he's my dad.
但他只是... But he just doesn't...
他有时该表露出来关心 I mean, he ought to show it sometimes.
他为什么不想表露出关心 Why wouldn't he want to show that?
我们都不擅言辞 Neither of us were good at talking.
有时人们会很难表露出内心感受 Sometimes it's hard for people to show how they feel.
真弱智 That's retarded.
- 曼尼 别用那个词 - 等我回去后 - Manny, don't use that word. - When I get back home,
我会每天都让莎拉知道我有多爱她 I'm gonna show Sarah how much I care about her every single day.
无论何时 Whenever she wants,
她渴了之类的 她都可以喝我吐出的水 she's thirsty or whatever, she can drink my spit,
她也可以乘着我的喷气去任何想去的地方 and then she can ride my gas to wherever she wants to go.
你不能在其他人面前用你的喷气 You can't use your gas in front of other people.
什么 为什么不行 What? Why not?
因为这很诡异 Because it's weird.
人们不喜欢别人放屁 People don't like other people's farts.
这就是你不在我面前放屁的原因吗 Is that why you don't fart in front of me?
不 我只是... No. I just...
自己一个人的时候放或者忍回去 like to do it alone or hold it in.
这才是该有的举止 That's what you're supposed to do.
真可悲 That's so sad.
这真可悲 That's so sad!
那我们为什么要回去 What are we even going back home for?
听起来那里什么都不允许你做 It sounds like you're not allowed to do anything back there.
没错 Yeah.
或许我们应该留在这 Maybe we should just stay out here.
永远不回家了 And never go home?
这就是我们的家 This'll be our home.
我们可以制定自己的规则 想怎么做就怎么做 We could make our own rules and do whatever we want to.
我们可以成立个乐队 Ah, we could start a band.
我们还可以在树林里盖栋房子 And we could build a house in the trees.
带家庭影院那种 Yeah, with a home movie theater system.
还有一间录音棚 And a recording studio.
没错 我们可以想唱多大声就唱多大声 Yeah, we could sing songs as loud as we want.
- 没错 - 没错 - Yeah! - Yeah!
没错 Yeah.
- 是的 只有你和我 - 是的 - Yeah, you and me. - Yeah. Heh.
我去尿尿 I have to pee.
# 我坐在石头上 # I'm sitting on this rock
# 舒适的大石头 # Such a comfy rock
# 汉克去尿尿了 # Hank's gone to pee
# 此处多么宜人 # It is so nice here
# 舒适无光又温暖 # Nice and dark and warm
# 汉克去... # Hank's gone...
曼尼 我有好东西要给你看 Manny, I have something amazing to show you,
但我得先告诉你另外一件事 but I need to tell you something first.
汉克 我也有事要告诉你 Hank, I have something to say to you, too.
不 我先说 No, I need to go first.
听着... 我一开始需要你帮我回家 Look... I needed you to help me get home,
而后一环扣一环地 and then one thing led to another,
突然 我多了你这个朋友 and then suddenly I had a friend,
我不敢告诉你这个事实 and I was too scared to tell you the truth,
但这是我的手机 曼尼 不是你的 but this is my phone, Manny, not yours.
而莎拉... And Sarah...
是我每天在巴士上遇到的一个女孩 is a girl I saw on the bus every day,
但我从没有勇气去搭讪 but I never had the courage to even talk to her.
我觉着像她那样的人不会想与我交往 I didn't think someone like her would ever wanna be with me.
我自己都不会想与我自己交往 I didn't even wanna be with me.
最终... Eventually...
怎么了 What?
这就是我想告诉你的 汉克 Yeah, that's what I wanted to tell you, Hank.
有一只特别大的浣熊 它在吃我们的食物 There's a giant raccoon, and it's eating our food.
莎拉的事你说到哪了 What were you saying about Sarah?
莎拉 Sarah.
曼尼 Manny.
曼尼 曼尼 Manny. Manny!
趴下 Down.
莎拉怎么会和那个男人在一起 What was Sarah doing with that guy?
那是她真正的生活 我们能迟些再说吗 That's her real life. Can we talk about it later?
她从来不属于我 She was never even mine?
你为什么不早告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
我本来想说的 I wanted to.
但那样非常尴尬 I was too embarrassed.
尴尬 Embarrassed?
你让我以为我和某个从来 You made me think I was in love with someone
不知道我存在的人相爱着 who never even knew I existed,
但我只是个独孤又失败的怪胎 对吧 but I'm just a lonely, loser weirdo, really?
我们不需要她了 We don't need her anymore!
我们拥有彼此 We got each other!
见鬼 见鬼 Shit, shit, shit.
看啊 Look.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 看这里 救救我们 Hey! Look over here! Please help us!
这是什么 What is this?
曼尼 那些是车 如果我们能下去... Those are cars, Manny. If we can get down...
我知道那些他妈的是车 我说的是人生 I know those are fucking cars. I'm talking about life.
什么是人生 What is life?
曼尼 Manny...
我脑海里闪过的是什么 what is that flashing in my head? It...
你在哭吗 Are you crying?
我不知道 这就是哭吗 I don't know. Is this crying?
我不太喜欢 I don't like it.
又湿又不舒服 It's wet and uncomfortable,
天啊 为什么我现在在颤抖 and, oh, God, why am I shaking now?
深呼吸 这是正常现象 Just breathe. This is normal.
想些开心的事情 Just try to think about happy thoughts.
我... I'm...
曼尼 不管你在做什么 请停下 Manny, whatever you are doing, please stop.
我只是在思考 I'm... I'm just thinking.
- 那就别想了 - 我忍不住 - Well, stop thinking. - I can't help it.
这是一个想法 这又是一个想法 This is a thought, and this is a thought,
这也是一个想法 and this is a thought,
想法 想法 想法 thought, thought, thought.
这些全是想法 These are all thoughts,
有时候想法变成其它想法 and sometimes thoughts become other thoughts.
就像是 如果我最好的朋友不在我面前放屁 Thoughts like, if my best friend keeps his farts from me...
他还向我隐瞒了什么 ...what else is he hiding from me?
为什么那个想法让我觉得如此孤独 And why does that thought make me feel so alone?
曼尼 我们得努力想点别的东西 Manny, we have to try to think about something else.
关注这些事情没有好处 It's not healthy to fixate on these things.
我只是对想法有了一个想法 I just had a thought about a thought.
你是怎么隐藏你的想法的 How do you hide your thoughts,
为什么我们要把所有的事藏起来 and why do we have to hide everything?
曼尼 这只是你身体的另一种能力 Manny, this is just another power your body has.
你可以学会控制它 You can learn to control it.
所以看来我的大脑也很奇怪吧 So I guess my brain is just weird, too?
你怎么对待这样的想法 What do you do with thoughts like this?
我通常不去管他 I used to lie there.
我以前是一片空白 然后你出现了 I used to be empty, and then you came along.
我不想再这样了 And I don't want this anymore.
曼尼 求你 我要死了 Manny, please. I'm going to die.
我们会死 那也是一个想法 We're gonna die. That's a thought.
所有人都会死 Everybody dies.
抱歉说这个让我听起来像个怪人 I'm sorry if this makes me weird
或是让你不理解了 or you don't understand,
但我希望我再死一次 but I wish I was dead again.
不 曼尼 No, Manny.
我理解 I understand.
所以我想 你现在要死了 So I guess you're gonna die now.
我真的觉得是我的错 It really feels like it's my fault.
不 曼尼 不是你的错 No, Manny. It's not your fault.
大概我迟早也会要自杀的 I probably would have done it myself eventually.
天知道我曾多努力 但总有一些事情 God knows I've tried, but there was always something there,
一些想法 some thought
美好到激励我前进 that was beautiful enough to keep me going.
也许那只是大脑为了生存而创造的 Maybe that's just something the brain invents to survive.
没错 也许你的大脑 Yeah. Like maybe your brain
是为了分散你的注意力才创造了我 invented me to distract you from the fact
因为你的眼睛最终会要闭上 that eventually your eyes are gonna stop blinking
你的嘴巴也会停止咀嚼 and your mouth will stop chewing
你的流血也不再流动... and your blood will stop pumping...
然后你会拉屎在自己身上 and then you're gonna shit yourself.
- 就这样结束 - 不 - And that's it. - No.
不 没有结束 No, that's not it.
因为然后我的器官 也会拉屎到自己身上 Because then my organs are going to shit themselves.
然后是你的细胞 And then your cells will shit themselves,
然后你的屎 and then all your shit's
会和其它人的混在一起 gonna get mixed in with everyone else's shit
直到你消失殆尽 然后就是这样 till there's nothing left of you, and then that's it.
我不知道 伙计 I don't know, man.
这听起来挺好 大家都屎在一起 That sounds kind of nice, everyone's shit mixing,
因为 将来某天 你的屎 because then someday some of your shit
会邂逅一些我的屎 is gonna meet up with some of my shit,
然后就会有一些值得我们期待的东西了 and we'll have something to look forward to, you know?
你真恶心 You're disgusting.
曼尼 Manny.
曼尼 你个笨蛋 Manny, you idiot.
该死的笨蛋 You dumb idiot.
你看起来比屎还糟 Oh, you look like shit.
是啊 你也一样 Ah, yeah. Yeah. So do you.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 Hey...
汉克 Hank.
她在那 Wow. There she is.
见鬼 Oh, shit.
不 曼尼 嘘 别唱了 No, Manny, shh! Manny, stop singing!
- 曼尼 不 - 汉克 你在干嘛 - Manny! No! - Hank, what are you doing?
- 到家了 - 不 - This is home. - No!
这是我们一直奋斗的目标 对吧 This is what we've been fighting for, right?
不 不 拜托 No! No. Oh, come on...
曼尼 这不是个好主意 Manny, this is a bad idea!
不 这主意好极了 No, it's a great idea.
曼尼 放开我 Manny, let go of me!
汉克 也许你终于能和她说话了 Maybe you could finally talk to her, Hank.
你终于可以让她看到 You can finally show her all the
我们为她所建的东西 唱歌给她听... things we built for her and sing her the songs...
曼尼 闭嘴 你不了解现实世界 Manny! Shut up! You don't know the real world, Manny.
如果他们遇见你 但看法却和我不同呢 What if they meet you and they don't see what I see?
如果他们不... What if they don't...
太蠢了 That's stupid.
我们相遇的第一天 你就一直推我 戳我 From the first day we met, you've been pushing me and poking me,
让我吐水 让我哭泣 making me spit, making me cry.
曼尼 Manny!
为什么我从来看不到你做那些事情 How come I never get to see you do any of those things?
因为我害怕 Because I'm scared.
好吗 Okay?
因为我就是胆小 丑陋又没用的人 Because I'm just a scared, ugly, useless person.
但也许每个人都有点丑 But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly.
也许我们都只是丑陋又垂死的一坨屎而已 Yeah, maybe we're all just ugly, dying sacks of shit,
也许只需要一个人觉得还行 and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that,
然后整个世界都会载歌载舞载屁 and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting,
每个人都会少一点孤独 and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.
曼尼 你不知道这听起来有多美妙 Manny, you have no idea how nice that sounds.
你好 Hello.
你这是万圣节的打扮吗 Are you dressed up for Halloween?
不 No. Uh...
不 我们只是有点又脏又累 No, we're just a little dirty and tired.
你的脸怎么了 What's wrong with your face?
没什么 我们需要帮助 Nothing. We just need some help.
我的名字叫曼尼 这是我最好的朋友汉克 My name's Manny, and this is my best friend Hank.
我以前是个死人 但他让我起死回生了 I used to be dead, but then he brought me back to life,
我们在树林里迷失了很久 and we were lost out there in the woods for a very long time,
但我们活下来了 因为我有超能力 but we survived, because I have special powers.
曼尼 Manny.
- 真恶心 - 不 - That's gross. - No.
不 这不恶心 No, it's not gross.
天啊 不要 God, no.
别害怕 Don't be afraid.
别害怕 没事的 Don't be afraid. It's okay.
我很害怕 汉克 我可能错了 I'm scary, Hank. I guess I was wrong.
我是很奇怪 I am weird.
曼尼 别这么说 她只是不理解 Manny, don't say that. She just doesn't understand.
克莉丝 Crissie?
怎么回事 What is it?
克莉丝 Crissie?
克莉丝 进屋去 Crissie, get inside.
你是谁 在我家后院里做什么 Who are you? What are you doing in my backyard?
他是曼尼 他以前是个死人 He's Manny. He used to be dead.
克莉丝 让妈妈来说话 好吗 Crissie, let Mommy talk, okay?
他在树林里迷路了 他需要帮助 He was lost in the woods. He needs help.
什么 What?
是真的吗 Is that true?
你没事吧 You okay?
稍等一会 Just wait here.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
看到了吗 也没那么糟 See that? That wasn't so bad.
你看到她看我的样子了吗 Did you see the way she looked at me?
我不擅长干这个 I'm not very good at this.
不不 兄弟 你最擅长了 好吗 No. No, hey, bud, you're the best at this. Okay?
对不起 汉克 I'm sorry, Hank.
曼尼 别犯傻 Hey, Manny. Manny, don't be stupid.
求你不要告诉莎拉我有多爱她 Please don't tell Sarah how much I loved her.
曼尼 Manny.
喂 Hey.
喂 曼尼 Hey. Manny.
曼尼 曼尼 Manny. Manny.
曼尼 Manny.
这里 过来坐会 好吗 Here. Come sit down, okay?
我叫了救援 I called for help.
来吧 Come on.
这真是一团槽 This is some fucked-up shit.
你真的觉得他只是发现了尸体 You really think he just found the body?
这些擦伤好像是死后才造成的 The abrasions seem to have happened postmortem,
腹部的变色 and discoloration on the
说明他可能是跳桥死亡的 abdomen tells me he's probably a bridge jumper.
总是能在海滩上找到被冲上来的尸体 We find their bodies washed up on the beach all the time.
他肯定也是在那发现他的 That must be where he found him, so actually checks out.
他们会怎么处理他 What do they do with him now?
他会在停尸房待两周 He'll spend two weeks in the morgue
他们会想办法查明他的身份 while they try to figure out who the hell he is,
如果没有人来认领尸体 and when nobody comes to claim the body,
不过从来没人来 because nobody ever does,
县里会给这个没有人参加的葬礼买单 the county can pay for a funeral no one'll show up to,
因为显然一开始 because obviously no one
就没有人关心这个杂种 cared about this son of a bitch to begin with.
嘿 Hey.
怎么了 Yeah?
- 我认识你吗 - 嘿 - Don't I know you? - Hey.
- 曼尼 你在这 - 你看起来很眼熟 - Manny, there you are. - You look familiar.
准备好了吗 我们五分钟后开始直播 Are you ready? We are going live in five minutes.
这边 转过身 在这边 Right this way. Turn around. Right this way.
太激动人心了 对吧 It's all so exciting, isn't it?
他们会喜欢你的经历的 They're gonna love your story.
手机上有什么线索吗 Find anything on the cell phone?
他们现在正在确认 They're checking it out right now.
- 就是她 - 是这部手机 - There she is. - That's the phone?
站在这 别走开 Stand right here. Don't go anywhere.
没关系 It's all right.
- 你是他父亲吗 - 是的 - You the father? - Yes.
我们在这部手机里找到你的号码 We found your number in this phone,
尸体身上找不到身份信息 and there's no I.D. On the body,
所以我们需要人来辨认尸体 so we just need somebody to identify the body.
准备好了吗 Ready?
不不 No. No.
对不起 I'm sorry.
就是想来确认一下 你没事吧 I just wanted to check in, make sure you're okay. You all right?
这对你来说肯定很难应对吧 This must all be really overwhelming for you,
有什么需要就和我说 好吗 so just let me know if you need anything, okay?
打扰下 女士 有些东西要给你看看 Excuse me. Ma'am, I have something I need to show you.
能跟我来一下吗 Can you come with me?
祝你采访顺利 Good luck on your interview.
他们在尸体上找到这部手机 里面有这些照片 So they found this phone on the body, and there are these images.
曼尼 曼尼 你在这 Manny? Manny, there you are.
- 你知道... - 这是... - Do you know... - This is...
马上就要开始直播了 We're going live in just a few seconds.
- 在这边 - 继续滑动屏幕 - Right this way. - Keep swiping.
转过身来 看摄像机 And turn around. Here's the camera.
别走开 Do not go anywhere.
- 你不认识这个年轻人吗 - 不 不认识 - You don't know this young man? - No, I don't.
直视摄像机 你的朋友会看到你的 Look right into it. Your friends are gonna see you.
五 四 三 二 Five, four, three, two...
谢谢 乔纳森 现在参与 Thanks, Jonathan. We're here
直播的这位男士 我们只知道他叫曼尼... live with the man who we know simply as Manny...
嘿 你在做什么 Hey! What are you doing, son?
这个人无意中走进了当地东区 A man who stumbled into the backyard
- 一户人家的后院 - 我不是曼尼 - of a local Eastborough home... - I'm not Manny.
那你的名字是 And your name?
我叫汉克·汤普森 My name is Hank Thompson.
我们现在和汉克·汤普森... We're here with Hank Thompson...
那才是曼尼 And that's Manny.
他用他神奇的尸体救了我的命 He saved my life with his amazing body,
他有的这些能力 and he has these powers,
是我今天还能站在这的唯一原因 and they're the only reason that I'm standing here today,
- 我不会让他被带走的 - 好吧 - and I will not let them take him away. - Okay.
等等 这是怎么回事 Wait. What's going on?
这是你的手机 为什么会有我的照片 This is... This is your phone? Why... Why am I in your phone?
对不起 I'm sorry.
只是因为你看起来很开心 而我不是 You just seemed really happy, and I wasn't.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
嘿 兄弟 Hey, buddy.
汉克 你要我怎么办 Hank, what are you trying to do to me?
你的母亲会怎么想 What would your mother think?
我想她会很高兴有人爱我 I think she'd be happy somebody loves me.
汉克 那是具尸体 Hank. Hank! That's a dead body.
- 你弱智吗 - 爸 别说那个词 - What are you, retarded? - Dad, don't say that word.
不 曼尼 No! Manny!
曼尼 你在哪 Manny, where are you?
克莉丝 克莉丝 Crissie? Crissie!
克莉丝 Crissie!
- 抱歉 兄弟 - 先生 - Sorry, bud. - Sir!
先生 停下 Sir! Stop!
- 汉克 - 克莉丝 - Hank! - Crissie!
克莉丝 马上出来 Crissie, come out right now!
先生 你在做什么 Sir, where are you going?
我抓住你了 I got you.
拜托 别离开我 Come on. Stay with me.
我不会让他们带走你的 I won't let them take you away.
不会让他们带你去什么停尸房 I won't let them take you to some morgue
然后把你埋在连碑都没有的坟墓里 and bury you in some unmarked grave.
求你了 我只要你醒过来 Please, I just need you to wake up!
汉克 Hank!
- 克莉丝 - 克莉丝 - Crissie! - Crissie!
汉克 你在哪 Hank, where are you?
先生 停下 Sir, stop!
先生 你得从河里出来 Sir, you've gotta get out of the river.
这是什么 What is this?
见鬼 他们会看到一切的 Oh, fuck. They're gonna see everything.
克莉丝 Crissie!
我真的害惨了你 是吧 I really screwed you up, didn't I?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只想让你体会生活中的一切 I just wanted to give you all
每个人都能拥有的一切 the things in life that everyone else gets to have
这些我以为我不配拥有的一切 and all the things I thought
直到遇见你我才改变想法 I didn't deserve to have till I met you.
他们也许会嘲笑我们 And they might laugh at us.
可能会咒骂我们 They might call us names,
觉得我们很古怪 and they might think we're weird,
但他们想什么都没关系 but it doesn't matter what they think.
求你 Just please...
不要死 don't die.
嘿 Hey.
那些都是你做的吗 You made all that?
是的 Yes.
是 Yes.
我们一起 We did it...
做的 together.
我们唱歌 我们跳舞 And we sang, and we danced...
天啊 Oh, my God.
真的很美 ...and it was beautiful.
我希望你们当时都能在场 I wish you all could have been there.
我希望你们都能看到 I wish you all could have seen it.
我们证明给他们看就好 We just have to show them.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
等等 Wait.
老天啊 Oh, Jesus.
是我 It was me.
我放的屁 I did it.
好吧 我们走 All right, let's go.
曼尼 Manny.
来啊 Come on.
曼尼 Manny.
拜托 Come on.
好了 伙计 适可而止吧 All right, man, that's enough, okay?
- 不是我放的 - 什么 - That wasn't me. - What?
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
# 焦躁不安 # Restless
# 焦躁不安地徘徊 # Walking 'round restless
# 真是迷人的夜晚 # It's such a good night, man
# 享受孤独 # For being alone
# 兴趣 # Interest
# 只有兴趣 # Nothing but interest
# 我想我的兴趣走失了 # I think I lost it
# 很久以前 # Forever ago
# 有没有办法 # Is there any way
# 可以离开这里 # to get out of here?
# 去到外面 # Out there
# 遥远的远方 # Further than distance
# 有一个例子 # There is an instance
# 寻找自己的家 # Searching for home
# 我会试着 # I'll try
# 试着相信 # Try to believe it
# 试着想像 # Try to conceive it
# 用你的骨头 # By using your bone
# 一定有办法离开这里 # There's gotta be a way to get out of here
# 焦躁不安 # Restless
# 为何你无法呼吸 # How are you breathless?
# 疲惫 但又焦躁 # Tired, but restless
# 音调平平 # The lacking of tone
# 心跳静止 # Heartless
# 为何你没有心跳 # How were you heartless?
# 看见你的悲伤 # I see your sadness
# 我感同身受 # And make it my own
# 一定会有更好的办法 # There's gotta be a better way
# 能离开这里 # To get out of here.
# 你从哪里来 # Where did you come from?
# 你要到哪去 # Where did you go?
# 你从哪里来 # Where did you come from?
# 你要到哪去 # Where did you go?
# 你从哪里来 # Where did you come from?
# 你要到哪去 # Where did you go?
# 你从哪里来 # Where did you come from?
# 你要到哪去 # Where did you go?
# 你从哪里来 # Where did you come from?
# 你要到哪去 # Where did you go?
# 你从哪里来 # Where did you come from?