早 兰迪 嘿 Morning, Randy. Hi.
-早 早 -早上好 -Morning. Morning. -Good morning.
雪比 焦糖摩卡 Shelby. Caramel mocha.
贾德 你最赞了 Judd. You rock.
谢啦 我赞到不行吧 Thank you. I do rock, don't I?
-贾德 -韦德 -Judd. -Wade.
提神饮料 Aw. Hydration.
喝了再上 It's gonna get me through.
-准备好了 -开始吧 -You ready? -Let's do it.
我明白你会对我说 Now, I understand you're telling me
你觉得修毛发很同志 that you think it's gay to groom your privates.
你是找哥儿们帮你操剃刀 Now, are you having one of your buddies help you run the razor?
所以才会很同志 Is that what's making it gay?
硬起来 请说 Man Up. What do you got?
有个NBA老婆因大前锋老公劈腿 Now we got an NBA wife that's gonna be suing her power-forward husband...
要求分一半的财产 for half of everything because he cheated on her.
人妻 认清事实吧 Now, here's the story, toots.
等等 请把收音机关小声 Hold and turn down your radio, please.
你嫁给这么个痛宰敌队的篮球猛男 ...destroying dudes in the paint. Foot and a half of rope in his pants.
我转给他 如果他有兴趣 就会接电话 I am sending it in to him. If he likes it, he'll pick up the phone.
你不必惊讶他去外地比赛时偷腥 You don't get to be shocked when he gets road tail in Cleveland at an away game.
别异想天开了 Stop chasing 10s.
找个恐龙妹玩玩 Bang a 4, bang a 5.
看她们脸上的感激 你会是她们最销魂的回忆 Look at the gratitude on their face. You be the best part of their year.
点酒要像个男人 帮帮忙 Order like a man. Can you do us all that favor?
点杯波本或威士忌不加冰块 Get yourself a bourbon or a whiskey neat.
那你干嘛投给他 Then why did you vote for him?!
干嘛投给他 没人逼你 你有拿钱 Why did you vote for him?! No one made you! Did you get paid?!
有人给你500元 Did someone give you $500?!
韦德 真精彩 我们能过一下联播数据吗 Wade, great show. Can we go over some syndication numbers, pal?
现在不好 我累摊了 Can we not do that now? I'm wiped, man.
我要回家午睡 我再打给你 Gotta get home and take a nap. I'll call you. Okay?
好 你回家休息 我替你加总这些 Yeah, great. You go home. Get some rest. I'll consolidate these for you.
买到了 How'd it turn out?
-她一定会很爱 -好棒哦 谢啦 -She's gonna love it. -Nice. Thank you for that.
多快能让我闪人 How soon can you get me out of here?
1点有财务会议 3点让你提早回家 Financials at 1. I can have you home early by 3.
-保证 -保证 -Promise? -Promise.
昆茵 Quinn?
昆茵 Quinn.
好耶 宝贝 爽死了 昆茵 Come on, baby, come on. Fuck! Quinn!
-噢 耶 -噢 -Oh, yeah, yeah! -Oh!
-哦 爽 -用力点 耶 -Oh, shit! -Harder! Yeah!
韦德 韦德 耶 Wade! Wade! Yeah! Unh!
现在是聊数据的好时机吗 Would now be a great time to go over those numbers?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
-多久了 -贾德 -How long? -Judd.
-多久了 -一年 -How long?! -A year.
第一次 This is the first time.
第一次侧着搞 On our sides.
多久了 How long?
一年了 贾德 A year, Judd.
守丧七日情
昆茵来电 拒绝接听
现在不方便 温迪 It's not a good time, Wendy.
爸走了 Dad's dead.
什么 What?
他一小时前断气了 He died about an hour ago.
不会吧 等一下 No, no, no. Hang on.
医生说他还有些时间 They said that he had more time.
显然没有了 Yeah, well, apparently he didn't.
要命 妈还好吗 Shit. How's Mom?
你懂妈 她问我要赏护士多少小费 She's Mom. You know. She asked me how much to tip the nurses.
听着 另一件事 Listen, there's something else:
爸要我们服丧七日 Dad wants us to sit shiva.
爸死了 Dad's dead.
对 显然是服丧的最佳时机 Yeah. Apparently that's the optimal time to do it.
我吩咐三次来拔掉这烂管子 I asked them three times to remove this awful tube.
给他一点尊严嘛 I mean, give the man his dignity.
我搞不懂服丧七日 I don't understand the shiva.
妈又不信犹太教 爸是无神论者 Mom's not even Jewish, and Dad was an atheist.
犹太无神论者 这是他的遗愿 A Jewish atheist. And this is what he wanted.
我要自己动手 I'm just gonna do it myself.
妈 没关系 让护士来 No. It's okay, Mom. Let the nurses do it.
难不成我会谋杀亲夫 What am I gonna do? Kill him?
妈 别管了 Mommy, leave it!
反正他交代妈这个遗愿 I don't know, Judd. This is what he told Mom he wanted.
保罗也同意了 And Paul is on board with it.
我还没联络到菲利普 And I haven't managed to track down Phillip yet.
希望他会看短消息 Hopefully, he'll check his texts.
好 Okay.
要死啦 妈 Jesus, fuck, Mom!
好多了 不是吗 It's better, don't you think?
妈 把他放下 别碰他了 Mommy, put him down. Stop touching him.
-贾德 -嘿 妈 -Judd. -Hi, Mom.
儿子 昆茵呢 Where's Quinn, honey?
她健身受伤造成椎间盘突出 She's got a bulging disk because of a gym accident.
-天哪 她还好吧 -没事 -My God. Is she all right? -She's fine.
医生给她一堆止痛药 The doctors have her on pain medication.
她痛到来不了 She was devastated she couldn't be here.
-好惨 -他在那儿 -No, of course. -There he is, huh?
想哭就哭 儿子 It's okay to cry, honey.
-谢谢 -想笑也行 -Thank you. -Or laugh.
-没一定要怎么样 -好 -There's no correct response. -Okay.
我想站在这里默哀就好 I thought maybe I would just stand here quietly in sad reflection. You know?
-琳达 -嘿 亲爱的 -Linda. -Hi, sweetie.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hi. -Hi.
-嘿 保罗 -贾德 你好吗 -Hey, Paul. -Judd. How are you?
-嘿 嫂子 -嘿 贾德 -Hi, sweetheart. -Hey, Judd. Hi.
嘿 瞧这宝宝 Hello. Look at this.
妹 忙到没手呢 Hi, sis. Got your hands full, huh?
-椎间盘突出 没搞错 -随便 -A bulging disk? Seriously? -Yep.
你得跟妈说昆茵的事 You have to tell Mom about Quinn.
我还没准备好 她好像不太一样 I'm not ready yet. What's different about her?
是假胸 她去动刀提胸 It's the boobs. She had a little touch-up.
她又有签书巡回《襁褓那码事》25周年 She's going on another book tour. Twenty-fifth anniversary of Cradle and All.
天助我们也 嘿 巴瑞 嘿 老兄 God help us. Hey, Barry. Hey, pal.
-不是吧 专心点 -哇 搞什么 开玩笑吗 -Seriously? Pay attention. -Whoa. What, are you kidding me?
向大舅子打招呼 他很惨 Say hello to your brother-in-law. He's bereaved.
-抱歉 我没看到你 -很高兴见到你 -Sorry, I didn't see you. -Good to see you.
-你好 小不点 -妈在车上说"靠" -What's up, little man? -Mommy said "shit" in the car.
-靠 -对 -"Shit"? -Yeah.
-你喝多啦 -对 -Oh. Have you been drinking all day? -Yeah.
一早就酗酒骂人 模范妈妈 So we started out with a little booze and profanity, Mom?
早上好 各位 Good morning, everybody.
摩特·阿特曼不热衷仪式 Mort Altman was not a fan of ritual.
为了尊敬他 我简短诵读一首圣诗 So, in deference to him, I'm gonna limit myself to a single psalm.
好吗 Okay?
耶和华是我牧者 我必不至匮乏 The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.
他使我躺卧... He maketh me to lie down...
他使我躺卧在青草地上 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.
惨了...惨了 Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
惨了...惨了 Shit, shit, shit.
惨了 Shit.
借过 借过 嘿 帕克先生 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, Mr. Parker.
-妈 -菲利普 你来了 -Mommy. -Phillip. You came.
我当然会来 Of course I came.
嘿 嘿 偷偷击掌...偷偷击掌 Hey, hey. Low five, low five, low five.
考拉熊 嘿 Koala Bear. Hey.
-老哥 -你好吗 -Hey, man. -How you doing?
-跑车不赖 -是啊 昆茵呢 -Nice ride. -Yeah. Where's Quinn?
-招呼打完了 介意我继续 -见鬼啦 -Are we all set? Do you mind if I keep going? -Holy shit.
对不起 猛男 Sorry, Boner.
不 查理 葛德纳教士 No, Charlie. Rabbi Grodner.
没人叫我"猛男"了 那是小时候的绰号 Nobody calls me "Boner" anymore. That was a childhood nickname.
现在大家都知道了 So now we know that.
抱歉 Apologies.
保罗 摩特的大儿子 会致词几句 Paul, Mort's eldest son, will now say a few words.
猛男当起神职人员 Boner is a man of God now?
-怎样都很诡异 -别这样 -That'll never stop being weird. -Shh. Come on.
我看到妈的新胸部立正站好 I see Mom's new tits are present and accounted for.
-你觉得怎样 -小声 -How about those? -Hey.
抱歉 Sorry.
爸会痛恨这场葬礼 Dad would've hated this funeral.
那正是我欣赏他的一点 That's just one of the things I loved about him.
他会倒数走到下坡 He would've been counting the minutes till he could go down the hill...
看比赛直播 turn on the game, heh...
还会暗骂所有人都很假惺惺 and then he just would've talked about how full of shit everybody was, heh.
说大家才不想念他 They didn't really miss him.
但他错了 And he would've been wrong.
我们很想念他 We do miss him.
嘿 老兄 Hey, man.
-嘿 儿子 -嘿 妈 -Hi, son. -Hey, Mom.
嘿 向日葵 Hey, Sunflower.
嘿 霍里 Hey, Horry.
-请节哀 -好 -Sorry about Mort, man. -Yeah.
谢了 伙伴 你好吗 Thanks, buddy. How you doing?
活在梦想中 Living the dream.
很高兴见到你 Yeah. Good to see you.
不 妈 你别闹了 Oh, no. No, no, Mom, you gotta be kidding me.
-睡起来比看起来舒服 -我怀疑 -It's actually more comfortable than it looks. -I doubt that.
温迪的小孩睡保罗房间 你的房间只好给保罗 Wendy's kids are in Paul's room, so I gave your room to Paul.
好 Nice.
安妮在非常时期 我想他们需要隐私 Annie's ovulating, and I figured they could use the privacy.
好吧 Yeah. Well...
保罗和安妮家只距离半小时 Paul and Annie only live about a half hour away.
他们干嘛住这里 How come they have to sleep here?
我要所有孩子都在同个屋檐下 I want all my kids under one roof again.
当然昆茵来的话会有不同安排 Obviously, when Quinn gets here, we'll make different arrangements.
-但能将就点吧 -好吧 -But this is okay, right? -Yeah.
-好吗 -没问题 -Yeah? -It's good.
-没事的 -好 -Be fine. -Okay.
-尽快上来 -好 -Come up soon. -Okay.
访客随时会到 Visitors'll be here any minute.
贾德 要开始了 Judd, it's starting!
你在唬弄我们吧 You're shitting us, right?
这些是服丧椅 靠近地面表示哀悼 They're shiva chairs. You sit low to the ground as a sign of mourning.
所以才这么低 That's why they're like that.
不是有人只服丧3天 Don't some people sit shiva for three days?
我看过 有这回事 I've seen that. That's a thing.
-没那回事 -也许我们能自成一派 -It's not a thing. -Maybe that could be our thing.
-不可能自成一派 -加州人就可以 我们能开先河 -It can't be. -They do it in California. We could pioneer that.
不能开先河 这里没人能开先河 We're not gonna pioneer it. Nobody here's gonna pioneer it.
因为服丧的犹太文就是"7" The word "shiva" is Hebrew for "seven."
7天不工作不旅行 Seven days, no work, no travel.
坐在服丧椅上 这就是规则 Your ass is in those seats. Those are the rules.
那我去找3的犹太文 I'd love to find the word for "three."
-爸不会...-别说了 -I don't think Dad... -Stop it!
这是你们老子的遗愿 还讨价还价 This was your father's dying wish, and you're negotiating?
他不完美 也不是模范爸爸 He was not a perfect man or a perfect father,
但他包准比大多数老爸好 but he sure as hell was better than most.
-妈 -不行 -Mom... -No!
你老爸只有这个最后请求 我们要尊重它 Your father had one final request, and we are gonna honor it.
这会很困难 会很不自在... It's gonna be hard, it's gonna be uncomfortable...
我们会产生摩擦 and we're gonna get on each other's nerves.
但接下来7天 你们都再度是我的孩子 But for the next seven days, you are all my children again.
而且你们都被禁足了 And you are all grounded.
你们愣着干嘛 快坐 What are you waiting for? Come on.
好 有指定座位吗 Yup. Any particular seat?
-我来抱她 -不 我抱就好 -I'll take her. -No. No, I got her.
-她很好 -她累坏了 她应该睡午觉 -She's fine. -She's exhausted. She should get a nap.
贾德 保罗 Judd, Paul.
你得立马让那女人怀孕 You need to put a baby in that woman yesterday.
我正在努力 I'm working on it.
-你有去检查男人那里吗 -现在别问 温迪 -Have you had your man parts checked yet? -Come on, not now, Wendy.
搞不好你早就弹尽精绝了 Because you may have emptied them over the years.
我以前房间在你隔壁 My room was next to yours. My room was next to yours.
太好了 Well, this is great.
你们想必会有一场美好经验 I can tell it's gonna be a really good experience for all you guys.
不然我让你们坐一下 So I'm just gonna let you sit here for a bit.
-谢了 -叙叙旧 很好 -Thanks. -Reconnect. You got it.
我待会回来 老兄 不要 住手 I will be back later... Dude, don't. Stop it.
要确保没人受伤 ...to make sure that nobody gets hurt.
菲利普 Phillip.
保重 待会见 安分点 Take care. I'll see you guys soon. Be good.
那是什么 你在写什么 What's that? What are you writing?
什么 只是随便记一些想法 What? Oh, I'm just jotting down a few thoughts.
-哦 上帝帮帮我们把 -别紧张 跟你们无关 -Oh, God help us. -Relax. It's not about you.
-绝对跟我们有关 -去跟我心理医生谈 -It's always about us. -Tell that to my shrink.
-好 满意了 -很好 谢谢 -Fine. Satisfied? -Great. Thank you.
接下来怎样 What happens now?
我们好久没聚在一起 干脆大家花些时间 We haven't been together for ages, so why don't you just take some time...
聊聊近况 you know, to catch up?
你要接吗 You gonna get that?
音乐真悦耳 Thanks for the music.
也许你的手机能调成振动 题外话 Maybe you got a vibrate switch on that thing. Just an aside.
嘿 Hey.
能允许打电话吗 Are phone calls allowed?
什么 不 不 不 我们只是静坐 很尴尬 What? Oh, no, no, no. No, we're just sitting in an awkward silence.
她来了 She's here.
"她"是什么意思 And by "she" he means...?
怎么回事 怎么了 What's going on? What's happening?
那是谁 是他的律师吗 菲利普又闯祸了 Who is that? Is that his lawyer? Is Phillip in trouble again?
他哪时没闯祸 When is he not in trouble?
好 不是他的律师 Okay, that's not his lawyer.
为什么不是 菲利普搞上律师很正常 Why not? It would be so like Phillip to be doing his lawyer.
快回去 Let's go.
快走 Go. Go.
-他来了 -各位 -He's coming. -Everyone.
这是崔西 This is Tracy.
-嘿 崔西 -嘿 嘿 -Hey, Tracy. -Hi. Hi. Hi.
-我的未婚妻 -什么 -My fiancée. -What?!
-天啊 -其实是预定订婚 -Oh, boy. -Engaged to be engaged, actually.
很遗憾在这种悲伤场合跟你们见面 I'm so sorry to be meeting you all under such sad circumstances.
我要嗯嗯 I'm making a poopie.
-我很爱嗯嗯 -我们决胜在线 -Oh. I love doing that. -Okay. We are on the goal line.
但伦敦不断改变终点线 London just keeps moving the goalposts back.
那是巴瑞 是个猪头 That's Barry. He's a bit of an ass.
-菲利普 -没关系 他听不到 -Phillip. -It's okay. He can't hear us.
-这是我哥贾德 -嘿 幸会 -This is my brother Judd. -Hi. Pleasure.
-我姐温迪 -嘿 -My sister, Wendy. -Hi.
大哥保罗 Oldest brother, Paul.
-他老婆安妮 -嘿 崔西 -His wife, Annie. -Hi! Tracy!
-欢迎成为一家人 你好美 -谢谢 -Welcome to the family! You're gorgeous! -Thank you.
在能溜的时候溜吧 Get out while you still can. Heh-heh-heh.
真难笑 安妮过去是贾德的女朋友 Funny story. Annie used to be Judd's girlfriend, back in the day.
菲利普 够了 Phillip, that's enough.
这当然是我妈 希拉里·阿特曼 And this, of course, is my mother, Hilary Altman.
阿特曼女士 很荣幸见到你 Mrs. Altman. It is a tremendous honor to meet you.
你的著作《襁褓那码事》对我意义重大 Your book, Cradle and All, was a really important book for me.
我的孩子不以我的毕生之作为傲 My children are not very proud of my life's work.
别说了 妈 All right. Not now, Mom.
保罗班上的每个小孩都知道 他用隔热手套打手枪 Every kid in Paul's class knew that he used to jerk off with an oven mitt.
-没这回事 -就是有 -That never happened. -It happened.
我遇到的男人都想喜欢我 Every guy I met expected me to put out.
你的好奇心很健康 You had a very healthy sexual curiosity.
你偷看我的日记还写笔记抄重点 Which you documented in detail after reading my diary.
秘密是家庭的病根 Secrets are cancer to a family.
《襁褓那码事》是我论文的灵感 Well, Cradle and All was the inspiration for my dissertation.
我想是你们不正常的家庭关系 So I would like to think that your family's dysfunction
帮我拿到博士 helped me to get my Ph.D. Heh.
-崔西也是治疗师 妈 -我猜到了 -Tracy is also a therapist, Mom. -I gathered.
她其实是我的治疗师 She was my therapist, actually.
当然了 我们一发现互相吸引 Naturally, once we realized we had feelings for each other,
我就把他转诊给我同事 I referred him to a colleague.
-那是当然了 -爸爸你看 是T -Naturally. -Look, Daddy, a T.
-好棒 给妈妈看 -嗯嗯 -That's great, sweetie. Go show Mommy. -Poopie!
-可恶 搞什么 -别对他吼 -Jesus Christ! What the hell is wrong with you? -Don't yell at him!
-他把便便丢我身上 -他才3岁 混蛋 -Well, he threw shit on me! -He's 3 years old, you asshole.
-擦屁屁的玩意在哪里 -擦屁屁的玩意 -Where are the wipey things? -"Where are the wipey things?"
从我屁股生出来啦 Coming out of my ass.
干干的 地毯应该没沾到 There wasn't a lot of liquid, so the rug's gonna be fine.
我有电话会议 你要我怎么办 I got a conference call. What do you want me to do?
我去拿纸巾 I'll get the paper towels.
我希望你还在线上 我向上帝发誓 I hope you're still on this call, I swear to God.
澄清一下 今天算七日之一吧 To clarify, today does count as one of the seven, right?
好 Okay.
椎间盘突出 其实很常见 A bulging disk. Pretty common, actually.
我们结婚... We were married for...
保罗 还没生小孩 So, Paul, no children yet?
没有 我们正在努力 迟早会有吧 No, no kids. We're working on it. Someday, maybe.
菲利普 你长大了 在哪高就 Phillip, you're all grown up. What do you do now?
我在华府主导替代能源智囊团 Well, I run an alternative-fuel think tank in D.C.
真了不起 Isn't that something?
是椎间盘突出 其实很常见 It's a bulging disk. It's pretty common, actually.
通常发生在男人吧 Usually in men, though, right?
多数是男人 但她很爱健身 You do see it mostly in men, but she's pretty active.
她是健身女王 She's real active.
我在管理小型的私人股票基金 Well, I'm managing a small, small, very private equity fund.
嘿 莫莉 Mostly small... Hey, Molly.
大多是小额资本的新兴市场 全是良好标的 Mostly small cap, emerging markets. All that good stuff.
-保罗 你有小孩吗 -还没有 迟早会有吧 -Paul, you got any kids? -No, no kids yet. One day, maybe.
我们第一次约会就炒饭 在加油站后面车震 We made love on our first date. In his car. Behind the Texaco station.
她在说加油站的故事 Oh, shit. She's telling the Texaco story.
摩特开着空调 Mort left the air conditioning on.
等到我们完事就没电了 By the time we were done, the battery was dead.
我们不得不打给我爸 让他来重新发动车子 We had to call my father to come and give him a jump start.
也许他们想听他的一些嗜好 Maybe they wanna hear about his hobbies.
化石燃料的近期动向令人兴奋 The stuff that's going on in fossil fuels is just really sexy.
天啊 热情 创意 回形针 God, the passion, the creativity, the angles.
-天啊 -"回形针" -Jesus Christ. -"Angles"?
-摩特对女人身体很有一套 -妈 -Mort knew his way around a woman's body. -Mother.
-他很性感 又是猛男 -妈 -And the sheer size of him. Circumference. -Mom.
我不介意告诉你们 他是巨无霸 I don't mind telling you, the man was hung.
刻在墓碑上算了 That should've been the headstone.
显然她不只失去老公 Clearly, she lost more than a husband. Hmm?
有人需要吃的吗 Anybody need anything from the kitchen?
真的 我想念他和他的厨艺 No, it's true. I mean, I miss him and I miss it.
-嘿 -嘿 贾德 我试着腾出空间 -Hi. -Hi, Judd. I'm just trying to make some space.
我要溜出去兜风 Hmm. Well, I'm gonna sneak out for a drive.
我感觉妈会越讲越激动 I have a feeling Mom is just getting warmed up in there.
说出来有帮助 The talking helps.
杰瑞20年前过世 Jerry died 20 years ago...
我仍设法不经意提到他 and I still find ways of randomly working him into conversations.
比如现在 Like right there, for instance.
你怎么没第二春 How come you never found anyone else?
天啊 真没礼貌 我道歉 Boy. That was very rude. I apologize.
人生中只以表象评断别人... It'd be a terrible mistake to go through life...
是一大错误 thinking people are the sum total of what you see.
琳达 我是混蛋 原谅我 Linda, I'm an asshole. Just forgive me.
-你这周有豁免权 -谢谢 -You get a free pass this week. -Thank you.
还有谢谢你过去几个月照顾妈 And thank you for taking care of Mom these past few months.
她没有你铁定会乱成一团 谢谢 I'll bet she would've been a mess without you. Thank you.
你绕到店里接霍里 Why don't you swing by the store and pick up Horry?
我担心他天黑走回家 他有时会迷路 I don't like him walking home in the dark. He gets confused sometimes.
好 Sure.
侧门 逃之夭夭 Side door. Clean getaway.
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霍里 要载你吗 Horry. You need a ride?
嘿 贾德 Hey, Judd.
贾德·阿特曼 Judd Altman.
-我的天啊 -是潘妮吗 -Oh, my God. -Is that Penny?
很遗憾令尊过世 I'm so sorry about your dad.
我今天该去致哀的 抱歉 我搞不定葬礼 I should've come today. I'm sorry. I have a thing with funerals.
我怕会大笑或大叫 I'm afraid I'll start laughing or bawling
或说出疯狂的话 宁可不去 or say something inappropriate, so I don't go.
这不是办法 但也没办法了 Which is not a solution, but there you have it.
-多久没见了 7 8 9年 -差不多 -Anyway, what's it been? Seven, 8, 9 years? -Something like that.
霍里说你单独来 昆茵呢 Horry said you came alone. What happened to Quinn?
你们没分手吧 You didn't split up, did you?
抱歉 我脱口而出 Sorry. I don't know why I say these things.
只是健身出意外 Just a freak accident on an elliptical.
我在服用该死的抗抑郁药 Goddamn antidepressants I'm on. You know?
害我老是口无遮拦 They just obliterate whatever filter I have.
真是出丑出大了 It's very embarrassing.
-我们分了 -我就知道 我早猜到了 -She left me. -I knew it! I fucking knew it!
不出我所料 抱歉 可是... I knew that. I'm sorry, but...
她跟我老板上床 She slept with my boss, so...
-难怪了 -是啊 -Well, that'll do it. -Yes, it did.
-没戏唱了 -对 -Done. -Right.
天啊 现在又是你爸 Gosh. And now your father.
抱歉 贾德 你今年衰到爆 I'm sorry, Judd. You're having a profoundly shitty year.
我好多了 没什么 I've had better. Yeah, it's not...
那你还住在这里 Anyway, so you live here still?
我妈生重病 My mom got very sick, so I came back to spend time
我回来陪她尽点孝心 with her and see that through.
结果我就变成留在家乡的村姑 And then, I don't know, I just became the girl that never left.
可以理解 这地方很美 It's understandable. It's a pretty place.
你还溜冰吗 Are you still skating?
对 还在溜 Yeah, I'm still skating.
我在斯宾塞那里办溜冰学校 很棒 I'm running the skating school over at Spencer's now, which is great.
-正好 我能每天溜冰 -替你高兴 -It's perfect. I get to skate every day. -Good for you.
老板让我管理 超赞的 The owner gives me run of the place, which is awesome...
只要偶尔陪睡 in exchange for some small sexual favors.
他真贴心 你也是 Hmm. Nice of him. And you. Great arrangement.
-你以前很捧场我的笑话 -才没有 -You used to laugh at my jokes. -No, I didn't.
-明明有 -我承认 但你以前比较好笑 -Yes, you did. -I did. You used to be funnier.
我不爱抬杠 那我给你一个拥抱 Well, I'm not a fan of small talk, so I'm gonna give you a hug.
是啊 出乎意料 Yeah, what a surprise.
谢了 霍里 我明天来拿 Thanks, Horry. I'll pick them up tomorrow.
我在外面等你 I'll be outside when you're done.
如果不痛 你就不够认真
-霍里 你吓死我了 -我常会吓到人 -Horry, you scared the crap out of me. -I have that effect on people.
-我妈要你来接我 -对 但我原本就要出门 -My mother send you to get me? -Yes, but I was already headed out.
-上车吧 -我要搬出去住 -Come on. Get in the car. -Shit. I need to get my own place.
-那为什么不搬 -脑部损伤 -Heh. Why don't you? -Oh, brain injury.
-有些事我不能做 -像是什么 -There are things I can't do. -Like what?
像是记得我不能做什么 Like remember what the hell it is I can't do.
但我能自己开车门 谢了 I can get my own car door, though. Thanks.
抱歉 Sorry.
潘妮怎样 So Penny, huh?
我没料到她仍在这里 Yeah, I never figured she'd still be here.
为什么 因为她没有脑部损伤 Why? Because she doesn't have a brain injury?
不是 霍里 抱歉 我不是那个意思 只是... No. No. Horry, sorry. I didn't mean it like that. It's just...
-只是...-我跟你闹的 -Just... -I'm just fucking with you. Heh, heh.
混蛋 当你现在一塌糊涂 Asshole. It's hard to see people from your past...
看到过去的老面孔会很难受 when your present is so cataclysmically screwed up, you know?
欢迎上同一条船 Welcome to my world.
哇 你快露奶了 妈 Whoops! We've come apart there, Mom.
拜托把袍子穿好 盖住啦 Can you please close that robe? Cover it.
只是胸部 给你吸过的一样 They're just breasts, Judd. Same ones you suckled at.
不 妈 No, Mother.
跟你喂我的大不同 Those are not the same breasts you nursed us with. Those are different.
你现在是加工过的 You got bionic breasts now.
你爸就不在意 他会把那个... Your father didn't see it that way. He liked to put his penis...
别说啦 妈 Jesus Christ, Mother.
-谢谢 -我爱你 贾德 -Thank you. -I love you, Judd.
-但是 -"但是"是怎样 -But? -What do you mean, "but"?
你说爱我时都有 说吧 There's always a "but" when you say "I love you."
我只想说 没想到你们都变得好压抑 I was just gonna say, I don't know how you all got so repressed.
好不意外 Hmm. Go figure. Mm. Whew.
-妈 我来 其他我来 -你确定 -Mom, I got it. I got the rest. -You sure?
-感谢帮忙 -好 -I appreciate the help. -Okay.
-需要的话我在楼上 -好 -I'm upstairs if you need me. -Okay.
希望你的袍子能加个腰带 Hopefully you'll be looking for another sash for that robe, huh?
最好是双重腰带的袍子 妈 You gotta double-sash robe, Mom.
你不知道自己在说啥 You don't know what you're talking about.
我只是说他是留给大家的 He left it to all of us.
菲利普 不谈这个话题了 We are not having this conversation.
-保罗 这是个好点子 -狗屁 -Paul, I think this is a wonderful idea. -This is bullshit.
我们老爸总想要儿子们同心协力 Dad always wanted his sons to work together.
就像老爸留给我们的遗产 It's like Dad's legacy to us.
遗产 你少胡说八道 You don't know what you're talking about.
你什么意思 我也是家庭一份子 What do you mean? I'm part of this family.
-听我说好吗 -不 你才听好 -Would you listen? -No, you listen.
爸一向打算把店交给我 Dad always intended for the store to go to me.
所以他才会留一半给我 留另一半给你们三人 That's why he left half of it to me and the other half to the three of you.
处理完遗嘱 我会以合理价格买下你们的股权 Now, after we settle the will, I'll buy out your shares at a fair valuation.
我不想卖 听好 我要跟你一起经营 I don't wanna sell you my share. I wanna run the store with you.
你觉得你到底对事业能有何贡献 How exactly do you think you can add to the business?
我能帮你拓展 I can help you grow it.
开分店和扩充产品线 什么 New locations and expanded lines. What?
-你只会种大麻 -但他很拿手 -The only thing you've ever grown is weed. -And he was very good at it.
-妈 拜托点 -我只是说他有创业精神 -Mommy, come on! -I'm just saying, he's very entrepreneurial.
听着 保罗 你不相信我 Listen, Paul, you don't believe in me.
我懂 我也从不相信自己 I get that. I never believed in myself either, really.
但我改过自新了 我知道你有生意头脑 But I've changed. And you're the brains of the outfit. I know that.
但营销和广告呢 But what about marketing and advertising?
人脉呢 我很会交际 What about networking? I'm the people person.
我有这本领 你却没有 That's who I am. And you are not one.
你是好人 但认了吧 你有点胆小 You're a nice guy, but let's face it: You're a little scary.
事实上 你现在就怕我 As a matter of fact, you're scaring me right now.
你的脸通红 你在呼吸吗 他在呼吸吗 Your face is red. Are you breathing? Is he breathing?
贾德 站出来挺我 Judd! Get in here and back me up!
保罗 我们确实该谈谈 Yup. Paul, I do think we should talk about it.
-谢啦 -少管闲事 -Thank you. -Mind your business.
他管的着 你刚说他拥有6分之1 It is his business. You said he owns a sixth of it.
3分之一 我的份送给贾德 A third, because I'm gifting my share to Judd.
-不客气 -谢谢 -You're welcome. -Mm. Thank you.
那我和贾德加起来占一半 太棒了 So together, Judd and I own half the business. That's awesome.
这是我的生计 不能让你们乱做决定 This is my livelihood! You can't just make this decision.
-拜托来谈谈 -刚谈过 你们毫无头绪 -Let's talk about this, please. -We just did. You guys don't have a clue.
他不能动我的店 He's not coming to work for me.
那好 我买下贾德的份后 我们就是合伙人 Well, see, we'd be partners, actually, after I buy Judd's shares.
-小弟 你连西装都买不起 -人会改变 保罗 -Little brother, you can't even buy a suit. -People can change, Paul.
好 我懂了 Okay. I get it.
-崔西 你到底多有钱 -这跟我无关 -How rich are you exactly, Tracy? -This has nothing to do with me.
我们都知道店是你的 没人质疑 We all know the store is yours. No one's disputing that.
你这个小贱人 You little whore.
你刚才叫她什么 What the fuck did you just call her?
不对 不是她 是你 No, no. Not her. You.
你是小白脸 You're a whore.
-有种过来骂我啊 -谁怕谁 -Why don't you come here and say that? -Here I come.
不要 别在房子里 No, no. Not in the house.
这样很棒 Okay, this was great.
你们都互相知道想法了 You've given each other a lot to absorb.
大家同意改天再谈吧 Let's agree to put a pin in it, shall we?
到时你们能吸收新信息 And then you can assimilate the new information.
也许重新考虑各自立场 很好 Maybe reconsider your positions. Okay? Great.
-有道理 -表现很好 两位 -Makes sense. -Great work, guys.
你这王八蛋 Argh! You motherfucker.
-过来 -滚开 -Come here. -Get off.
-别在房子里 -别打了 -Not in the house. -Come on, guys.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
-早上好啊 -我的天啊 -Good morning. -Oh, my God.
什么 What?
-那时是怎样 -我能谈一下吗 -What was that moment? -Could I talk about it?
关于你哥 About your brother?
我11岁 妈出门 So I'm 11 years old, and Mom's out somewhere...
爸在楼上 好像在修屋顶的雨槽 and Dad was upstairs, like, fixing the rain gutters on the roof.
我在楼下看顾菲利普 永远长不大 And I am downstairs, babysitting Phillip, the eternal baby...
老样子 like always...
突然我发觉第一次生理期 when I suddenly realize that I have gotten my period for the first time.
我才11岁 我跑去叫爸 Anyway, 11, right? So I run outside and call up to Dad...
但他在用电动工具听不到我 but he's, like, using a power tool or something and can't hear me.
我从地上抓颗棒球扔他 I grab a baseball off the lawn and toss it up at him.
我只是想引起他的注意 I mean, I just meant to get his attention.
但不巧击中他的后脑勺 But somehow, it hits him square in the back of the head.
-他从屋顶摔下来 -我记得 -He falls off the roof. -Oh, I remember that.
于是我们全部钻进车子里 Okay. So we all get in the back seat.
爸头破血流用断手开到医院 Dad drives to the hospital with a broken arm and a gash on his forehead.
护士看到他说 你到底怎么了 And the nurse looks at him and she's like, "What in the world happened to you?"
爸就说 我女儿生理期来了 And Dad just says, "My daughter got her period."
好极了 温迪 That is so fantastic, Wendy.
-你爸就是这样 -让我打个招呼 -That's so much like your dad. -Oh, let me say hi.
-是你老婆 不接吗 -我会回电 -It's your wife. Aren't you gonna take it? -I'll call her back.
你再说个生理期故事 Why don't you tell another story about your cycle?
大家听得津津有味 That was a real crowd pleaser.
不 温迪轮过了 No, Wendy's gone already.
换你说个你和你爸的故事 It's your turn. Give us a good story about you and Dad.
原来是真心大告白 我脑袋空空 Oh. That's what we're doing, huh? I'm blanking.
待会再换我 Maybe come back to me.
难道你想不出你爸的一点回忆 What, you can't think of a single memory of your father?
-一时想不到 你说吧 -我说过了 我的很棒 -Not right now. Go ahead. -No, I already went. Mine was amazing.
我不知道你怎么了 但我确定 I don't know what's going on with you, but I do know this:
如果你不花时间好好哀悼你爸 If you don't take the time to properly mourn your father here,
你一定会后悔 you're gonna regret it.
服丧时间 And shiva time.
-你喜欢那本书 -对 -Did you like the book? -Yeah.
好 署名给你 Okay. To you?
太好了 That'd be perfect.
很疯狂吧 Crazy, right?
-请节哀顺变 -谢谢 -I'm so sorry for your loss. -Thank you.
-嘿 温迪 -嘿 -Hi, Wendy. -Hi.
-喝点咖啡 -不 谢谢 我不用 -Have some coffee. -No, thank you. I don't want any.
-你需要这杯咖啡 -这根本不是咖啡 -You want this coffee. -It's not even coffee.
-那是什么 -爸的烈酒 我从吧台偷来的 -What is that? -It's Dad's schnapps. I raided the bar.
心领了 拿开 你喝多啦 No, thank you. Get it out of my face. Are you drunk?
-别批评我 -我没批评你 -Don't judge me. -I'm not judging you.
随你 你不大喝酒吧 真庆幸 It's great. You don't really drink that much, right? Good for you.
-我的天 接个电话行吗 -不要 拜托别管 -Oh, my God, will you just take the call? -No. Just butt out. Please?
这里鸟事一箩筐 你瞒着离婚算啥 This is crazy enough without you keeping your divorce a secret.
小声点 妈就在我旁边 Be quiet, please. Mother's right next to me.
我很小声 这样才爽呀 I am being quiet. That's the funny thing.
你再大声点 妈就在我旁边 You just got louder. Mother's next to me.
你连家人都不说 那谁能说 If you can't tell your family, then who?
-我宁愿告诉外人 -没礼貌 -I would rather tell anyone else, actually. -That is rude.
-天啊 你该上楼睡个午觉 -我受不了了 -Why don't you go upstairs and take a nap? -I can't do this anymore.
这已经是我封口的新纪录 Because this is already a new record for me keeping my mouth shut.
你在发酒疯 给我闭嘴 Hey, drunk girl, why don't you shut your face?
秘密在我体内长成肥大肿瘤 我需要宣泄 It is growing inside me like this fat hairy tumor. I need to let it out.
-说真的 放下杯子 -你压抑又伤心 -Seriously, put that down. -You're stressed out and grieving.
像定时炸弹到处晃 You're walking around like a ticking bomb.
别讲什么乱七八糟了 Make the words stop coming out of your mouth.
大家问我 贾德怎么了 People ask me, "What's going on with Judd?"
我得回答不知道 但我知道得很 I have to be like, "I don't know." But I do know.
-不敢相信我现在多讨厌你 -听着 我爱你 -I can't believe how much I hate you right now. -Listen, I love you.
-你告诉他们 否则我来 -别碰我 -You tell them, or I will tell them. -Get your hand off me, please.
我会捏你 我会揍你 I will pinch you. I'll punch you.
贾德 你的美丽老婆呢 Judd, where is that beautiful wife of yours?
她走了 昆茵走了 结束了 She's gone. Quinn is gone. It's over.
这有点复杂 也许没那么复杂 It's a little bit complicated. Or maybe it's not.
她跟我老板上床 我撞见他们在我床上 She's been sleeping with my boss. I walked in on them having sex in my bed.
大概没那么复杂 很简单 So I guess it's not that complicated. It's simple.
我要跟那个荡妇离婚 I'm divorcing her whore ass.
艾波邦太太 你好吗 How are you doing, Mrs. Applebaum?
-满意了 -对 -Happy? -Yep.
谢谢 Thank you.
不要啦 不要 You stop it. Stop it.
我的天啊 Ha, ha. Oh, my God.
你好像魔术师 You're like a magician.
你还好吗 You okay, there?
我知道你们一定不看好我们 Yeah. I realize what this must look like to you all.
本来只是玩玩 I mean, this was supposed to be a fling, you know?
偶尔吃吃嫩草 日子照过 Younger guy, get in, get out, move on.
-正经男人很闷 懂吧 -我懂 -Appropriate men are so boring, you know? -I do know.
也很没劲 And disappointing.
菲利普活力旺盛又活在当下 And Phillip was alive and in the moment...
但原本不该有发展的 and it wasn't supposed to turn into anything.
-真的 看他 他是笨蛋 -是啊 -I mean, really, look at him. He's a moron. -Yeah.
当然我才是笨蛋会爱上他 Of course, I'm the moron who fell in love with him, so...
别担心切尔西 Don't worry about Chelsea.
菲利普有无数放荡前女友 Phillip's skanky ex-girlfriends are a dime a dozen.
她们都非得像性感内衣名模 Do they all have to look like Victoria's Secret models?
-她没那么辣 -少来 连我都喜欢她 -She's not that hot. -Oh, come on. I would do her.
最好别在我弟面前那样说 Yeah. I wouldn't say that in front of my brother.
找到你了 需要帮忙吗 There you are. Hey. Want some help?
昆茵的事很遗憾 So sorry about Quinn.
是啊 抱歉没早点告诉你 Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you any sooner. I just...
我们好久都不聊心事了 It's been a very long time since we told each other things.
我想我们都缺乏练习 I think we're both out of practice.
大概吧 I guess so.
我可以 其他我来 你去睡觉 I got this. I'll do the rest. You go to bed.
-我爱你 儿子 -我爱你 -I love you, son. -I love you.
喂 Hello?
我们在保罗车上 快出来放风一下 We're in Paul's car. Come on, we're making a run for it.
天啊 Jesus.
天啊 这地方完全没变 Boy, this place has not changed at all, huh?
本来就很牛啊 Why mess with perfection?
-嘿 -嘿 -Hi. -Hey. Ha, ha.
你出关了 They let you out, huh?
-其实更像逃狱 -还用说 -Oh, little bit more of a jailbreak, actually. -I bet.
我原本想邀你加入 I'd invite you to come join us,
但可能是大错特错 but I think that that would probably be a huge mistake, so...
-那我非得参一脚 -你不会想的 -Oh. Well, now I have to come. -You don't. Really.
潘妮 我好心警告你 各位 你们记得潘妮 Penny. I'm warning you. Okay. Guys, you remember Penny.
大伙儿 我很遗憾令尊的事 Hey, you guys, I just wanted to say I was so sorry to hear about Mort.
潘妮·摩尔 天啊 Penny Moore? Wow.
-你不会还住在这里吧 -没错 -You don't still live here. -I do.
-真的 -有时你比妈还讨厌 -You do? -Sometimes you're worse than Mom.
-没必要嘴贱吧 -你有时该听听自己瞎扯 -That was uncalled for. -You should listen to yourself.
你有时该照照镜子 怎样 You should look at yourself. How about that?
我去帮大家拿啤酒 谁要 Can I get beers for everybody? Who wants a beer?
-抢先你一步 -你叫酒了 -Way ahead of you. -Did you do this?
-我只要啤酒 菲利普 -啤酒卖完了 -I just wanted a beer, Phillip. -They were all out.
好耶 大团圆 This is great. All of us together.
为何不常聚呢 I don't know why we don't do this more often.
因为我们互看不顺眼 We don't like each other very much.
说真的 我从没机会跟哥哥姐姐出来喝酒 I never got a chance to go out drinking with my brothers. And my sister.
等到我能喝酒时 你们都离家了 By the time I could drink, you guys were all gone.
-这是我的重大时刻 敬我家人 -干啦 -This is a big moment for me. To my family. -Cheers.
-还有敬爸 -敬爸 -And to Dad. -To Dad.
-敬爸 -敬爸 -To Dad. -To Dad.
-喝一半就好 -贾德 扫兴鬼 -Just have half of that. -Yeah. Judd, take care of Judd.
太猛了 That's awful.
-你跟昆茵的事...-别讨论这个 -So this thing with Quinn...? -Well, we're not gonna discuss that.
-是吗 -免谈 -Can we? -No. We can't.
我们才跟全邻里讨论过 We discussed it with the whole neighborhood.
没错 托你的福 谢谢 We did. Thanks to you. Appreciate it.
-全邻里 -全都知道了 -The whole neighborhood? -The whole neighborhood knows.
丢脸到家 比你想的再加好几倍 It was ugly. Whatever you're imagining, multiply it.
-帮帮忙 你需要宣泄 -不 是你需要宣泄 -Come on, you needed to let it out. -You needed to let it out.
-我是需要宣泄 -所以不须再说了 下个话题 -I did need to let it out. -We don't have to talk about it anymore.
我不懂她干嘛搞上韦德·毕佛 I can't understand why she was fucking Wade Beaufart.
-我也是 -你得让我搞懂 -Me neither. -Walk me through that.
不 我们在沃克酒吧 No, we're at Walker's.
拜托讨论其他事 我洗耳恭听 Please, anything else you wanna discuss...
我很开心 我们才到10分钟 I'm happy to. We just got here like ten minutes ago.
你要冷静 冷静 冷静 Look, you need to calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
我要回家了 我要回家了 I'm coming home. I'm coming home.
我得回去炒饭 I have to go have sex.
有些文化 人们很享受炒饭 In some cultures, people actually enjoy sex.
变成例行公事可不同 Well, not when it's on a schedule.
拜托 安妮很辣 虽然不如她和贾德拍拖时辣 Come on, Annie's hot. Not as hot as when she dated Judd, but...
-给我闭嘴 -又来了 -Why don't you shut the fuck up? -Here we go.
-别又吵了 -又 -We're not doing this again. -"Again"?
贾德跟她拍拖6个月 我娶她6年了 Judd dated her six months. I've been married to her six years.
你何时才会停止八卦这件事 At what point are you gonna stop being an asshole about it?
不知道 也许到你没这么敏感时 I don't know. Maybe at the point when it stops bugging the shit out of you.
其实是9个月 It was actually more like nine months.
-多嘴 贾德 -初恋是很难忘记的 -Jesus, Judd. -You never forget your first.
我今天受够你了 菲利普 I've had about enough of you today, Phillip.
合情合理 That's fair.
-好 -潘妮 -Okay. -Penny.
去办正事吧 Go take care of business.
-你们真够白痴 傻到破表 -我做了什么 -You guys are idiots. Seriously. Off-the-charts. -What did I do?
-拜 潘妮 -再见 -Bye, Penny. -Bye.
我们会叫车或走路 We'll take a cab. Or walk.
七天 是吗 Seven days, huh?
不知道要如何度过 I don't know how we're gonna make it.
无论如何你们拥有彼此 我觉得很棒 I don't know. You have each other no matter what, and I think that's great.
我是独生女 I'm an only child, so...
听起来超棒 That sounds so good.
听起来不棒吗 Does that not sound good?
很棒 Yeah.
-嘿 -天啊 -Oh. Hello. -Oh, God.
我早该猜到你会爬到窗外 I should've known you were gonna be out here.
出来 我想通了 Come out here. I figured something out.
-你会很喜欢 是你的事 -最好咧 -You're gonna like it. It's about you. -I'd better like it.
我是该出去把你推下去 I should just come out here and push you off the roof.
过来 老骨头 Come here, Grandpa.
以前容易多了 Used to be a lot easier.
不 谢啦 你也不该喝了 No, thank you. You're done too.
-解答是潘妮·摩尔 棒呆了 -你在说什么 -It's gonna be Penny Moore. It's fantastic. -What are you talking about?
你跟昆茵复合前能跟她睡 The person that you sleep with before you get back together with Quinn.
你就是想通这点 我才不跟潘妮睡 Is that what you've got figured out? I'm not sleeping with Penny.
这其实挺有意境 I mean, it's kind of poetic, actually,
想想她多迷恋你 if you think about how crazy she was about you.
她当时还小 陈年往事了 She was a kid. It was a long time ago.
潘妮爱你 但你爱安妮 Penny was in love with you. But you were in love with Annie.
直到你遇到昆茵结婚 然后她离开你 Until you met Quinn. Then you married Quinn, and she left you.
安妮嫁给保罗 这就是爱的真谛 And Annie married Paul. And that is the glory of love.
想要的得不到 却不屑得到的 We want the ones we can't have, and we crap all over the ones that we can.
周而复始 Rinse and repeat.
-你爱过霍里 -他也爱过我 -Well, you loved Horry. -And he loved me.
当然了 那段岁月注定不堪回首 So, of course, life had to take a steaming dump all over that one.
你怎么觉得我会跟昆茵复合 And what makes you think that I'm gonna get back together with Quinn?
离婚很复杂 重新开始很复杂 Divorce is complicated. Starting over is complicated.
你不做复杂事 贾德 你从来不做 And you don't do complicated, Judd. You never have.
胡扯 你在说什么 Bullshit. What are you talking about?
你从12岁就规划好你的一生 You have had your whole life mapped out since you were 12 years old.
有漂亮老婆和理想房子 With your pretty wife and your perfect apartment.
你就是这样 不混乱不出错 That's just who you are, you know? No muss, no fuss.
所以你得跟潘妮上床 让你原谅昆茵 And so you're gonna sleep with Penny so you can forgive Quinn...
然后回到正轨 假装从没脱轨 and then you'll get back on the road more traveled and pretend you never got off.
很高兴你想得真周到 Glad you got it all thought out.
老妹很机灵吧 It's what I do.
不会吧 没搞错 No, no, come on. Seriously?
有人吗 Hello?
抱歉 我在吹头发 可能烧断保险丝 Hey. Sorry, I was blow-drying my hair. I think I blew a fuse.
不 不是你的错 我爸坚持自己接线 No, it's not your fault. My dad insisted on doing his own wiring.
他宁可被电死 He actually would have preferred
也不愿付钱给有照的专家 to have been electrocuted than pay a licensed professional.
吓死人 Oh, Jesus Christ!
-你没事吧 -不是那条 -Are you okay? Ha-ha-ha. -Not that one.
这条呢 How about this one?
中了 Ah, yes.
-好 两次才中 -家族习性 -All right. Got it in two. -Runs in the family.
你去忙吧 Back to your day.
干得好 Nicely done.
我们居然再度回到这间房子 So crazy we're all back in this house again, huh?
你拿什么 What do you got there?
这是我的... Oh, this is, um, my...
-你要告诉我吗 -好 我是瘾君子 -Something you wanna tell me? -Yes, I'm a drug addict. Ha, ha.
可怜的安妮 那是生小孩用的 Poor Annie. That's for the babies?
是我的受孕药 真有趣 It's my fertility medicine. So that's fun.
-很遗憾你要受苦 -痛快极了 -Sorry you're going through that. -Oh, it's awesome.
对婚姻来说不算什么 So not tense in any way for a marriage.
-祝好运 -希望有用 -Mm. Good luck. -Yeah. Here's hoping.
我撞车了 I cracked them up.
-省省吧 -少来这一套 -Come on. -Don't give me this shit.
你坐在那里跟她调情 You were sitting there flirting with her in front of me,
当着我和你全家的面 in front of your family.
只是两个朋友在聊天 It's two friends having a conversation.
那算哪门子答案 So that's your correct answer?
显然我是无可救药的混蛋 Well, apparently I'm an irredeemable asshole.
菲利普 请告诉我和我的无感小孩 Phillip, please tell me and my deaf children,
你怎么勾搭你的治疗师 how did you manage to seduce your therapist?
-菲利普 你为什么做这种事 -妈 做什么 -Why are you doing this, Phillip? -Doing what, Mommy?
-跟师奶拍拖 -闭上狗嘴 温迪 -Dating your mother. -Fuck off, Wendy.
-别爆粗口 -对不起 -Rude. -Sorry.
-我觉得崔西很棒 -谢谢 -Well, I think Tracy is lovely. -Thank you.
她比较接近我的年纪 She's closer to my age than yours.
我没你想的那么小 你也没那么幼稚 I'm not as young as you like to think, and neither are you.
-乱来 -干嘛 -Hey. -Hey.
你要了解这种关系不会有好结果 There is no version of this scenario that doesn't end badly.
-介意这种对话 -该结束了 -Kind of like this conversation? -Which ends right now.
-我跟进 -你们不能离开房子 -Right behind you. -You cannot leave this house.
我们还在服丧期 We're sitting shiva.
妈 你正坐在我们放圣诞树的地方 Mom, you're sitting in the same spot we put our Christmas tree.
飙得太快了 Oh, it's a fast car.
-我知道你在想什么 -我们会死 -I know what you're thinking. -That we're gonna die?
我是个烂人 崔西口袋很深 所以我跟她在一起 That I'm a screw-up and that Tracy's rich and that's why I'm with her.
靠 菲利普 Shit. Phillip.
你为什么跟她在一起 Why are you with her?
因为我爱她 You know, because I love her.
上流女人能帮我成长 A better class of woman is helping me grow a little.
你利用她因她是上流 You're using her for her class?
我利用她 她也利用我 I'm not using her any more than she's using me.
但这不就是爱 两人互相满足需求 But isn't that what love is? Two people who fulfill needs within each other?
拜托慢点 菲利普 小心 Slow down. Please. Phillip. Come on, man.
慢点 太快了 这不是玩具 Hey. Hey. Slow down. Way too fast. This is not a toy.
-你想开吗 -好 我想 -You wanna drive? -Yeah, I wanna drive.
停车 刹车 Pull over. Brake.
总算听话 谢谢 That's sensible. Thank you.
-搞什么 -1小时后见 -Fucking bullshit. -See you in an hour.
别走啊 Hey, hey, hey!
-菲利普 -替我向潘妮问好 -Phillip! -Tell Penny I said hi!
斯宾塞溜冰场
嘿 Hey.
去租借室拿一双溜冰鞋 Grab some skates from the rental shack.
不 我今天不打算溜冰 No, no, I wasn't planning on skating today.
我也没打算在你面前表演花式 I wasn't planning on doing that routine in front of you...
所以我们今天都有其他打算 so I guess the day has other plans for both of us.
-别丢过来 -接招 -Don't throw that. -Go with it.
我只想... I'm just gonna wa...
我拿不到 我看就好 Well, I can't reach that. I'll watch.
来吧 Come on.
好吧 All right.
待在车上 菲利普 待在车上 All right. Stay in the car, Phillip. Stay in the car.
溜冰风险自负
哇塞 Wow.
很棒哦 Nice.
-打情调光呢 -你杵着干嘛 -Little mood lighting, huh? -What are you waiting for?
-你会溜吧 -我当然会溜 -You can skate, can't you? -Of course I can skate. Yeah.
完蛋了 Oh, no, no. Oh.
好痛 Oh, that hurts.
-你没事吧 -我忘记溜冰有多好玩了 -Are you okay? -Oh. I forgot how much fun this is.
天啊 真惨 Oh, God. Oh, dear.
欢迎 Welcome.
你真是一团糟呢 You really are a mess, aren't you?
是啊 Yeah, I am.
你错过我的人生巅峰了 You're not catching me at my best.
你想念他吗 Do you miss him?
我想念我爸吗 Do I miss my dad?
-对 -是啊 我想念我爸 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah, I miss my dad.
他偏偏在我生活一团乱时过世 And he did happen to die at a time when life is kind of messy.
我不确定会不会跟他谈 I mean, I don't know if I would've talked to him about any of it...
但知道能跟他聊聊的话会很好 but there's something nice about knowing that he was out there, you know?
是啊 Yeah.
你去过缅因州吗 Have you ever been up to Maine, Penny?
什么 Ha, ha. What?
抱歉没头没脑的 你去过吗 Heh. Sorry, just go with it. You ever been up there?
-我去过鳕鱼角 那算吗 -也算 -I've been to Cape Cod. Does that count? -It does, yeah.
我的印象中 每次我开在州际公路 For as long as I can remember, every time I drive on the interstate...
我总是会想 I would always think:
只要继续向北开就能到缅因州 If I just keep heading north, I can get to Maine, right?
老实说 不一定要缅因州 Honestly, it doesn't need to be Maine specifically...
任何新地方都行 I suppose, but just any place new, right?
但我从没试做 我没冒过任何风险 And I never have. I've never taken any chances.
我一辈子都打安全牌 I've spent my entire life playing it safe...
只为了避免落入我现在的处境 just to avoid being exactly where I am right now.
你知道你现在的处境 Well, you know where you are right now?
你大热天在凉爽的溜冰场 Right now you're in a cool rink on a hot day...
听着辛迪·露波的经典歌 listening to a Cyndi Lauper classic...
在迪斯科的灯光下 under some disco lights.
别太苛求自己 贾德 世事难料 Cut yourself some slack, Judd. Anything can happen.
随时都有新鲜事 Anything happens all the time.
抱歉迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
你这烂人 You're a dick.
说点我不知道的事 Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
你的上衣穿反了 Your shirt's on inside out.
这我可真不知道 That, I did not know.
嘿 Hi.
很抱歉不请自来 但我打了好几通电话 I'm so sorry to show up unannounced like this, but I've been trying to call.
-真希望你有告诉我 -你要干嘛 -I wish you would've told me. -What do you want?
这里好像有鱼腥味 Smells like dead fish in here.
别管 你很快会离开 Don't worry about that. You're gonna be leaving soon.
拜托 你以为我来这里很容易 Please, Judd. Do you think it was easy for me to come here?
我需要跟你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
你究竟有什么话要说 What do you possibly have to say here?
你和韦德要结婚 是吗 Are you and Wade getting married? Is that it?
你生病了 Are you sick or something?
我有了 I'm something, all right.
你不能确定是我的 You can't possibly know that it's mine.
是你的 相信我 It's yours. Trust me.
怪了"信任"不是我对你的头个想法 Well, strangely, trust is not the first impulse I have when it comes to you.
原来韦德是不孕 So it turned out Wade is sterile.
我以为你会很高兴 I thought you might like that.
不孕 Sterile.
我应该幸灾乐祸的 Hmm. Couldn't have been too happy about this.
-对他是打击 但他很支持 -多好的人 -It was a blow, but he's being supportive. -What a guy.
贾德 Judd.
我们失去宝宝后关系就生变 We were never the same after we lost our baby.
等一下 Hang on.
你要用流产 You're not gonna use
当作跟我老板乱搞1年的借口 our miscarriage as an excuse for fucking my boss, are you?
不 我不是那个意思 No. That's not what I'm saying.
听起来就是这个居心 That sounds like what you're loading up.
我是说我们从此变得生疏 I'm saying that we were never the same after that.
你总是封闭自己 You just shut down, like always.
虽然不尽如人意 但我们做得到吧 Look, I know that it's not how we imagined it, but we can do this, can't we?
许多离婚者会一起抚养小孩 I mean, lots of divorced people raise their children together.
我知道这很复杂 I know it's complicated.
我不做复杂事 Hmm. And I don't do complicated.
什么 What?
没事 Nothing.
这是既定事实 你要当爸爸了 This is happening, Judd. You're going to be a father.
不晓得 我以为你的反应会更... Ah. I don't know. I guess I was expecting your reaction to be a bit more...
-说不上来 -更怎样 -I don't know. -A bit more what?
上次看到你 你跟我老板在我们床上 Last time I saw you, you were in our bed with my boss.
很可怕的画面 Tough image to process.
我还在回神 你又丢给我这颗震撼弹 Still working on that. And then you drop this bomb on me?
你得给我时间想清楚 You might have to give me a minute on this one. Okay?
你说得对 You're right.
我会在万豪酒店住几天 I checked into the Marriott for a few days. So, um...
你想好时请来跟我谈 Please come talk to me when you're ready, okay?
嘿 菲利普 Hi, Phillip.
昆茵 Quinn.
我一直知道你是冷血的骚货 I always knew there was something of a cold-hearted slut in you.
-半斤八两 -随你说 浪女 -Takes one to know one. -Touché, pussycat.
怎样 你们在聊什么 So? What are you guys talking about?
-没事 -我怀孕了 -Nothing. -I'm pregnant.
祝好运 Mazel tov?
这种棘手情况 This is one of those tricky situations where
你需要找人谈或独处 you need someone to talk to or wanna be left alone.
我能替你想办法... It'd be a great help if maybe you can let me know...
-拜托走开 -好 -Go away, please. -Okay.
我在隔壁 Um... I'll be on the other side.
不得了 Wow.
贾德·阿特曼在我的前门阶梯 Judd Altman on my front steps.
今天很糟糕 Have a rough day?
对 被你说中了 Yup. You could say that.
你想要谈谈吗 You wanna talk about it?
不想 可以吗 No. That okay?
可以 It's okay.
我不知道为什么过来 Yeah. I don't know why I'm here, but, um...
但我想不到更想去的地方 I could not think of one place I would rather be more.
你要进来吗 You coming in?
我应该吗 Should I?
我的话会 I would.
这是洗衣房 继续走 Laundry room. Laundry. Keep going.
嘿 Hi.
霍里 Horry.
嘿 向日葵 Hey, Sunflower.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
你不知道 You don't know?
我去车库拿扳手 I went to the garage to get this wrench.
至少我记得是扳手 但我来到这里 Least I think it was the wrench I was after. But now I'm up here...
我记不得原因了 and I can't remember why.
你一定会想到 Well, I'm sure it'll come to you.
不会 No, it won't.
拜托 别这样 坐下 不要紧 Please. Come on. Sit. It's okay.
霍里 Horry.
你恨我吗 Do you hate me?
-不会 -从来没有 -No. -Not ever?
从来没有 Not ever.
我的话就会 Because I would.
我不该离开的 I should never have left.
我绝不会留住你 你才20岁 I never would've let you stay. You were 20 years old.
我不是值得你留下的人 I wasn't gonna be the guy who kept you here.
我在那场意外后 After I had the accident...
是我们在那场意外后 我也在车上 After we had the accident. I was in the car with you.
对吧 Right?
我知道 I know.
之后我变了 I was different afterwards.
我愤恨不平 完全失控 I had this anger. I couldn't control it.
-在厨房的那一晚 -你当时情绪失控 -That night in the kitchen... -You weren't yourself.
我现在仍是 I'm still not.
别吓坏了 Don't be freaked out.
我没有 I'm not.
你一定吓坏了 You're definitely freaking out.
你怎么知道 你根本看不到我 How do you know? You can't even see me.
我看得到你 贾德·阿特曼 Oh, I see you, Judd Altman.
我永远看得到你 I've always seen you.
昨天半夜我是听到赛琳娜在哭吗 So did I hear Serena at like 3 in the morning last night?
她醒来3次 She was up three times.
-早 -早上好 -Morning. -Good morning.
你的西装呢 Where's your suit?
我干嘛穿西装 Why do I need a suit?
我们要去礼拜堂 猛男说动妈了 Apparently we're going to temple. Boner sold Mom on it.
-我们要为爸的灵魂祈祷 -不能在这里吗 -We have to say a prayer for Dad's soul. -Can't do that here, huh?
相信我 我该问的都问了 Trust me, I've already asked all the right questions.
贾德 你回来了 Oh. Judd, there you are.
你没告诉任何人昨天去哪 You didn't tell anyone where you were going yesterday.
-大有理由 我不想说 -噢 贾德 -Good reason for that. I didn't want to. -Oh, Judd.
各位 放贾德一马吧 他衰事缠身 Everyone, just cut Judd some slack. He's got a lot on his plate.
-别乱说 -为什么 怎么了 -Careful. -Why? What's going on?
-昆茵怀孕了 是贾德的 -闭嘴 可恶 -You know, Quinn's pregnant. It's Judd's. -No... Goddamn it.
-要死啦 -什么 -Holy shit. -What?
搞什么 你说话都不经大脑的吗 You ever think before you speak?
对 那就不好玩了 No, that would take all the fun out of it.
这周渐入佳境了 This week keeps on getting better and better.
难以置信 Unbelievable.
安妮 Annie.
-好咧 -你来吗 -Nice. -You coming?
不 我想待在这里 No, I think I'm gonna stay back.
-你确定 -我想安妮需要找人聊聊 -Mm. You sure? -I think Annie could use somebody to talk to.
有时我觉得配不上你 You know, sometimes I think you're too good for me.
别傻了 Hmm. Don't be silly.
我当然配你绰绰有余 I'm definitely too good for you.
早知道要穿到 我就会挂起来 妈 抱歉 Yeah, I would've hung it up if I thought I needed it again, Mom. Sorry.
这是你爸的最爱 This was your father's favorite.
很好看 It's very nice.
那么 宝宝 So. A baby.
-你一定吓到了 -是啊 -You must be terrified. -I am.
如果这能安慰到你 那惊吓感不会就此消失 Well, if it's any consolation, that feeling never goes away.
-并不会 -还真欣慰 -Not really. -Great.
-帅吗 -帅呆了 -Handsome? -Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
他非常以你为傲 He was very proud of you, you know.
-我怀疑他会怎么想 -什么意思 -I wonder what he'd think now. -What do you mean?
拜托 我的婚姻搞砸 又失业 Come on. My marriage is over. I don't have a job.
所以最后几周你没来看他 That's why you didn't come see him these last few weeks.
你以为他会看不起你 You thought he'd think less of you.
我都看不起自己了 我一无所有 瞧我 I think less of me. I've got nothing. Look at me.
真丢脸 这种年纪却一无所有 I'm way too old to have this much nothing.
-坐下 儿子 -我很好 真的 -Sit down, baby. -It's fine. Seriously.
不 听我说你爸的事 No, let me tell you about your dad.
你能跟他说 他会了解 You could've talked to him. He'd have understood.
怎么会 他从没失败 爸就是有这能耐 How? He never failed at anything. That was kind of Dad's thing, wasn't it?
天啊 贾德 Oh, God, Judd.
摩特几年前差点收店 Mort would've lost his business years ago
幸亏我的版税 if it hadn't been for my royalties...
还有保罗加入 and Paul coming in when he did.
你爸是很糟糕的生意人 Your father was a terrible businessman.
他以为只要店在 你们就都会回来 He just figured if he had the store, you'd all come work there.
他只想要你们在身边 He just wanted to be around you.
你爸爱你 不是你的成就 Your father loved you, not what you did.
像是"硬起来"节目 别闹了 I mean, The Man Up Show? Are you kidding?
你听过吧 有够蠢 You've listened to it, right? It's asinine. Heh.
不 你是他儿子 No. You were his boy.
对他来说 And as far as he was concerned,
世界以你们兄弟姐妹为中心 the sun rose and set on you and your siblings.
贾德 Judd.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
-我知道 -不 你不知道 -I know. -No, you don't.
但我知道 But I do.
你怎么平复心情的 How are you so okay?
我想日复一日 I think with every passing day...
我逐渐淡忘你爸是虚弱的病人 I remember your father less as a sick, frail patient...
而是多年来我所嫁的强壮又活跃的男人 and more as that strong, vibrant man I was married to all those years.
另外 我嗑抗焦虑药就像嗑凉糖 Also, I'm popping Xanax like Tic Tacs.
准备走了 Go on.
安息日 安息日 Shabbas. Shabbas.
榆溪西奈山会堂
安息日 Shabbas.
安息日好 榆溪 Good Shabbas, Elmsbrook.
安息日好 Good Shabbas.
怎么回事 这是我的礼拜堂吧 What is that? I mean, I feel like this is my shul, right?
你们是我的会众 但听起来不像 You feel like my congregation. You don't sound like them, though.
再来一次 能祝福安息日平安吗 How about this? Can I get a Shabbat Shalom?
安息日平安 Shabbat Shalom.
这样才像话嘛 That's what I'm talking about. What?
这样才能开始 知道了没 That's where we should start. You understand?
大家该热情点 We gotta leaven that bread.
但先收敛一丁点 收敛一下 But let's take it down for a second. A couple notches. Let's take it down.
许多人知道 摩特·阿特曼上周过世 Now, as many of you know, Mort Altman passed away this past week.
他家人今天加入我们 His family's joined us here today to
在上帝和教徒面前追念他 mark his passing before God and community.
温迪 你好吗 Wendy, how are you?
你气色很好 You look good.
其实我是在阿特曼家长大 On a personal note, I grew up in the Altman home.
-哦 见鬼 -跟菲利普一起玩 记得吗 -Oh, shit. -Hanging out with Phillip. Remember?
-跟男生们玩球 -喝醉酒 -Playing ball with the boys. -Getting wasted.
-打手枪 -想碰我的胸 -Jerking off. -Trying to touch my boobs.
我和他们一同哀悼 真的 And I mourn with them. I do.
不然仪式开始吧 现在感觉恰当吗 What do you say we get this party started? Does now feel like the right time?
我感觉正是时候 米亚领唱 带动气氛 It feels like the right time to me. Cantor Mia. Bring them back up.
待会见 See you in a bit.
等等 Wait. Hey.
-他要去哪 -不知道 也许病了 -Where's he going? -I don't know. Maybe he's sick.
我去看他 马上回来 I'll go check on him. I'll be right back.
-拿去 -你老是防着我 -Here. -You've been holding out on me.
-这个吗 -你哪里弄来的 -What? This? -Where'd you get this?
这是爸的外套 This is Dad's jacket, so...
-老爸抽大麻 -不 可能是药 -Dad was a stoner? -No, it was probably medicinal.
本来就是 It always is.
靠 我好想他 Damn. I miss him.
-是啊 -我想你 爸 -Yeah. -I miss you, Dad.
他活着的时候我就想念他 I missed him when he was alive.
还记得他常用额头那样 Remember how he used to do that thing with his forehead?
碰额头 The forehead thing.
-你在说什么 -代替亲亲 -What you talking about? -It was instead of kissing us.
你记得他从不亲我们 You do remember how he never kissed us.
他最亲近的方式就是 他会... Closest he could get was like, he would, um...
把他的额头贴近你 press his forehead against yours.
-我知道 -像这样 -I know. -Like this.
来试试 Let's do it.
-对 他不善于亲密 -这样很亲密 -Yeah, intimacy was not his thing. -This is intimate.
走开 你近看像独眼龙 Get away from me. You got one eye.
太猛了 And I can't handle that.
-你搞砸了 -没错 -You're fucked up. -That's true, but...
但前几天我们回顾他时 You know the other day when we were doing the memories of him?
我想不出任何回忆 你想是为什么 I couldn't come up with one single memory. Why do you think that is?
我不知道 现在你要当爸爸了 I don't know. And now you're gonna be a dad.
-就像老爸 -可怜的孩子 -Just like Dad. -Poor kid.
我知道你正经历一连串鸟事 I know you're going through a lot of complex shit right now...
不可否认 这来自问题家庭 and granted, this is coming from the family screw-up...
但我要你知道 我是挺你的 but I just want you to know I'm on your side.
不管那是什么意思 You know, whatever that means...
我是认真的 I'm on it.
谢了 菲利普 Thanks, Phillip.
你们在搞什么 Guys, what the hell?
-大麻 -你上课迟到 请讲 -Cannabis? -You're late for class. Please.
别唱了 帮帮忙 Please stop that. Come on.
天啊 我以前没那么闷 Oh, man. I used to be so much fun.
我不知道怎么了 I don't know what happened.
我告诉你们怎么了 我留下来 I'll tell you what happened. I stayed.
你们走了 展开你们的小冒险 Man, you guys, you went off. You had your little adventures.
我守着这座烂堡垒 And I held down the fucking fort.
因为非得有人顾着 现在我闷爆了 Because somebody had to, and now I'm not fun anymore.
-你还是我来告诉他 -不 我来 -Do you wanna tell him, or should I? -No, I got this.
你一直都超闷的 You were never any fun.
-真的 -保罗 我爱死你了 但你超冷的 -Really? -Paul, I love you to death, but you sucked.
起码我始终如一 I was constant, at least.
-始终如一的烂人 -好说 -Constant click. -Thank you.
糟了 我们该走了 妈派我来找你们有一阵子了 Oh, shit. We should get going. Mom sent me to get you guys a while ago.
我们在礼拜堂耶 We're in temple, for chrissake.
能闯什么祸 How much trouble does she think we're gonna get into in temple?
是火警警报器 是真的火警警报 That is the fire alarm. That is the real fire alarm.
快起身到出口 So as a community, let's all get up and make our way to the exits.
就在讲坛旁 快点 Right by the reader. Let's go.
这可能会惹麻烦 This probably isn't gonna go over very well.
都没事 一定是错误警报 Everything is fine. I'm sure it was a false alarm.
-混进去 -他们去哪里了 -Just blend in. -Where would they have gone?
天啊 Ah... Oh, my God.
-我们搞定了 -你们干了什么好事 -We got it. -What did you do?
没事 大家都很乖 No. Nobody did anything.
我们熄灭了 但水管乱喷 We put it out. Hose got away from us, though.
-你们有大麻味 -你们在礼拜堂抽草 -You guys smell like a dorm room. -You got high in temple?
没有 别乱猜 妈 No, no, no, please, Mother.
-我们刚才灭了火 -谁饿了 -We knocked out a fire. -Who's hungry?
-但我们搞定了 -搞什么 菲利普 -We got it. -What the hell, Phillip?
跟菲利普无关 Phillip had nothing to do with it.
-可能是电线走火 -才怪 我是闻到大麻吗 -It was probably electrical. -It wasn't electrical. Is that weed I smell?
有人抽大麻吗 Was everybody smoking weed?
你是闻到烧焦味 我妈也是 You smell the fire. Mom smelled the same thing.
没错 我问到了 Yeah, I did. I smelled it.
明明是大麻 你们抽大麻吧 It's not fire. It's weed. You guys were smoking weed, right?
你是过来人 You'd know.
这样吧 警察来前你们快闪人 You know what? How about you just head out before the cops come, okay?
-真上道 回家见 -谢了 猛男 -Smart. See you back home? -Thanks, Boner.
-你最赞了 -不准碰我的那个 -You rock. -I swear to God. Don't touch my balls.
还有 别再叫我绰号 And secondly, stop calling me that.
刚才是你最后一次叫我猛男 That was the very last time you'll ever call me "Boner."
-猛男 天啊有眼 -我的天啊 -Boner, God's watching. -Oh, my God.
-你的骨头真软 -别碰我 -Your bones are, like, hollow. -Get off of me.
-你真好操纵 -你有够霸道 -You're so easy to manipulate. -You're so strong.
-抱歉 猛男 -够了喔 -I'm sorry, Boner. -Come on.
我的天 你们会下地狱 Oh, my God, you guys are so going to hell.
我们相信有地狱吗 Do we believe in hell?
醒醒 贪睡鬼 Wakey, wakey, sleepyhead.
我只是小睡一下 妈 大家在干嘛 I was just taking a nap, Mom. What's everyone doing?
嘿 Hi.
我不是你妈 I'm not your mom.
安妮 怎么回事 Annie, what's going on?
我很内疚听到昆茵怀孕时反应激烈 I feel so bad about how I reacted when I found out that Quinn was pregnant.
道个歉就行 穿上衣服 把胸遮住 A simple apology will do. Get your clothes back on. Put those away.
-我努力造人2年了 -别对我异想天开 -I have been trying to have a baby for years. -Don't go crazy on me.
我每天注射荷尔蒙 我的卵子没问题 I take my hormones every day. My eggs have tested fine.
-我听不下去了 -保罗还没去检验精子 -I don't like where this is going. -Paul won't get his sperm tested.
-不要 别乱摸一通 -够朋友一点 -No, don't start digging around in... -Be my friend.
-安妮 你在干嘛 -这是我们的秘密 -What are you doing, Annie? -It will be our secret.
-没人会知道是你或保罗的种 -你太过分了 -We'll never know if it was you or Paul. -You just crossed the line there.
你失心疯了 失去判断 You've lost your mind. You've lost your judgment.
我累了 贾德 I'm tired, Judd.
我受够打针和超音波 I'm tired of needles. And ultrasounds.
-我想也是 -每个月心碎 -I'll bet. -And having my heart broken every month.
-贾德舅舅 -惨了 -Uncle Judd! -Shit.
-走开 该死 -惨了 -Off, off, off. Goddamn it. -Shit.
给我毯子 嘿 Give me the b... Hi.
我要嘘嘘和嗯嗯 I'm making a pishy and a poopie.
很好 我们在取暖 Okay. Good. Good. And we were just, uh, getting warm.
安妮舅妈超冷 现在她暖和了 Aunt Annie was super cold and now she's all set.
贾德舅舅要去拿个点心 And Uncle Judd's gonna go get a snackie.
贾德 我... Judd, I'm...
我没法跟你解释 好吗 I don't know how else to explain this to you. ok?
这案子没谈成我就死定了 If the deal falls apart, it's my ass on the line.
-你家有人死掉耶 -对 4天前 -You had a death in the family. -Four days ago.
我得去伦敦结案 我们干嘛吵这个 I have to go to London and close the deal. Why are we even having this fight?
-我没空跟你吵 抱歉 -我的天啊 -I can't even fight with you. I'm sorry. -Oh, my God.
-我得去伦敦结案 -太扯了 -I have to go to London. -Unbelievable.
我不能消失7天 I cannot be gone for seven days.
你是指不能待在这里7天 你在干嘛 You mean you can't be here for seven days. What are you doing?
-什么 -你干嘛偷偷摸摸的 -Sorry? -Why are you skulking?
就是... I'm just, uh, you know...
对了 我在找口香糖 抱歉 继续 There it is. I'm looking for gum. Sorry. Continue.
-我得走了 老婆 -天啊 快走 -I gotta go, baby. -Jesus Christ. Just go.
别再上演依依不舍的戏了 Stop doing a little play about how you have to go and go already.
你真窝心 谢谢 That's so sweet of you. Thank you.
-贾德 问你件事好吗 -好 -Hey. Judd, can I ask you something? -Yup.
她根本不在乎我走 干嘛找我麻烦 She doesn't really care that I'm leaving, so why is she busting my balls?
也许她在乎 Well, maybe she does care.
我是混蛋 不是笨蛋 Heh. I'm an asshole, Judd. I'm not stupid.
保重 Take care.
你也是 You too.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hi. -Hi.
巴瑞不在 No Barry?
巴瑞走了 Barry's gone.
你还好吗 How you doing?
我很好 I'm fine.
是吗 Excuse me.
-对 -你很不好 -Yes. -You're so not fine.
跟心理医生上床 You know, sleeping with your shrink
是不是让你成为爱情专家的 does not technically make you a relationship expert.
对 但我是你的专家 Yeah. But I am an expert in you.
-才不是 -我是 -No, you're not. -Yes, I am.
我是你带大的 You raised me.
你是我脑海里的声音 You're the voice in my head.
不是妈 不是爸 是你 Not Mom. It's not Dad. You.
-真的 -对 -Really? -Yeah.
有时我多希望你能闭嘴 And sometimes I just wish you would shut the fuck up.
你想干嘛啊 What do you want? What do you want?
"很好"其实就够好了 I just want you to know it's okay to be fine.
你值得过很好 That you deserve to be fine.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
能帮我拿吗 Will you carry this?
天啊 Oh, God.
我手快断了 Holy shit.
没大没小 我脱你裤子喔 Oh, how dare you. That is not cool. I will pants you from up here.
-不准说我重 -别再吃披萨了 -You do not get to say I'm heavy. -No more pizza.
别逼我站在你竹竿女友旁7天 Don't make me stand next to your girlfriend for seven days...
然后说我很重 and then fucking say I'm heavy.
昆茵 语音信箱和未接电话
嘿 贾德 前几天很抱歉 Hi, Judd. Look. I am really sorry about the other day.
我只希望你会过来看我 I just hope that you'll come by and see me.
我在346号房 拜托 I'm in Room 346. So please, uh...
拜 Bye.
早 Morning.
你都不睡的吗 Do you ever sleep?
最近失眠 Heh. Not lately.
所以... So.
霍里 是吗 Horry, huh?
你很惊讶 Are you surprised?
我目前唯一的好处是 The single advantage of being me nowadays...
要让我惊讶很难 所以不会 is it's very hard to surprise me. So no.
-我跟昆茵不同 贾德 -我知道 -I'm not Quinn, Judd. -I know.
-拜托别把我看成昆茵 -我没有 -Please don't look at me like I'm Quinn. -I'm not.
这跟你的情形不同 不像你的情形 This is different than your thing. This is not like your thing.
我懂 Heh. I get it.
我们曾深爱对方 贾德 We were so in love, Judd.
现在他孤零零的 他会孤零零一辈子 And now he's alone. He's, like, permanently alone.
那巴瑞只是... And Barry is just...?
我永远不会像爱霍里那样爱巴瑞 I will never love Barry the way that I loved Horry.
我也永远不会那样爱别人 永远不会 And I will never love anybody else like that. Ever.
我不会对霍里不忠 I would not do that to Horry.
是全世界都这样 还是只有这家人 Is it the whole world, or is it just this family?
你和巴瑞 我和昆茵 You and Barry. And me and Quinn.
菲利普和崔西 保罗和安妮 And Phillip and Tracy. And Paul and Annie.
没人是快乐的 No one is happy.
全家唯一豁然开朗的是柯尔 The one person that's got it figured out in this family is Cole.
他坐在便桶上拉屎超快乐的 You know, he sits on that can and he takes his dump, and he's super happy.
哪个大人是快乐的 You show me one happy adult.
大家都在难过或生气 Everybody's sad or angry...
说谎 出轨 or lying or cheating.
我想昆茵怀孕让你吓坏了 I think Quinn's pregnancy is just freaking you out.
是啊 我吓坏了 Yeah, it's freaking me out.
3个月前我有好工作和舒适房子 Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment
我爱着老婆 and I was in love with my wife.
-不 你不爱 -不爱 -No, you weren't. -No?
对 她跟别人睡1年 你却没发现 No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed.
这算哪门子爱 How in love could you have been?
也是 Yep.
有道理 That's fair.
但我还是希望能够坠入爱河 Sure like to think I could still do that, though, with someone.
找个有缘人相爱一生 That I can just find someone and fall in love and have it last.
现在对我来说似乎不可能 That seems impossible to me right now.
爱会害死人 就像患癌症 Love causes cancer. Like everything else.
但那依然是爱 有其美好时刻 But it's still love. It has its moments.
我前几晚跟潘妮就有那种时刻 I had a moment with Penny the other night.
-真的 -对 -Really? -Yeah.
真的假的 Really?
开始做复杂事了 你以我为傲 Starting to do complicated. You proud of me?
还不确定 是什么感觉 Well, I don't know. How does it feel?
说不清 Complicated.
襁褓那码事 新家庭的研究
那就是个中要领 你懂 I mean, that's the gist of it. But, you know.
乔叔叔 你好吗 Anyway. How you doing, Uncle Joe?
-这是翠丝 -大家好 -This is Trish. -Hi, everyone.
顺带一提 我们有一腿 By the way, we're sleeping together.
祝好运 Mazel.
妈 为什么保罗能不参加 Mom. Why is Paul allowed to miss this?
-翠丝是个护士 -早退休了 -Trish is a nurse. -Retired.
他有任务 He had a call.
她偶尔还会穿护士服 She still wears her uniform sometimes, if you take my meaning.
女儿 我想宝宝醒了 Honey, I think the baby's waking up.
宝宝和琳达在厨房 The baby's in the kitchen with Linda.
那我是听到谁了 Then who am I hearing?
-你好了吗 你好了吗 -天啊 安妮 -Are you hard? Are you hard? -Jesus Christ, Annie.
放进我里面 Put it in me.
-糟糕 我把监控器放在楼上 -我来搞定 -Oh, crap. I left the baby monitor on upstairs. -I'll get it.
去吧 菲利普 抱歉 各位 There you go. Sorry about that, everyone.
-你得把那根放我里面 -那之前是插哪里 -Put your dick in me. -Where was it before?
快点 快点 保罗 Oh, do it. Do it, Paul.
-关掉 -开大声 -Turn it off. -Turn it up?
-别说话了 亲爱的 -开大声 -Stop talking, sweetie. -Turn it up.
-感觉好爽 -别说话了 -It feels so good. -Stop talking.
别害羞 客人 只是做爱 Come on, people. It's just sex.
-亲爱的 -什么 -Sweetie. -What?
-闭嘴 -好 -Shut up. -Okay.
-他叫她闭嘴 -好 他慢下来了 -He just told her to shut up. -Okay, he's slowing down.
不 这样刚好 反正他太快了 No, this is good. He's too fast anyway.
这是生命的循环 各位 加油 阿特曼家 It's the circle of life, everybody. Let's go, Altman's.
对 我能感觉 我有感觉了 好耶 你很棒 Yes. I can feel you. I can feel it. Yes. You're so hard.
好 快点 快啊 Come! Come now! Coming! Come!
琳达 谢谢 Linda, thank you.
没错 没错 快点 There we go. There we go. Oh, do it.
这有备用电池 It has a backup battery.
-让我受孕 保罗 -好功能 -Put a baby in me, Paul. -That's a nice feature.
推进宝宝 推进宝宝 Shove a baby up there! Shove a bab...!
-你有什么毛病 -我太可耻了 -What is wrong with you? -I'm ashamed.
各位 赚到了 免收费 爽一下 Save money, everybody. Free of charge. Enjoy.
有够尴尬的 都没关掉 It was just incredibly awkward, and it just didn't stop.
我的天 大家都听到了 Oh, my God. And everybody heard?
对 我喜欢你大笑 Yeah. I like when you laugh.
我喜欢你欣赏我 I like that you like it.
我们竟然在最诡异的时机在一起 You know that this is the worst possible time this could be happening, Penny?
我知道 不过... I know, but...
反正我要亲你 I'm gonna kiss you anyway.
你吻功一流 You're so good at that.
你很容易满足 You're very easily pleased.
那是罪过吗 你改天该试试 Is that a crime? You should try it sometime.
-喂 -贾德 不对劲 我在流血 -Hello. -Judd. Something's wrong. I'm bleeding.
什么意思 流多少血 What do you mean, you're bleeding? How much?
很大量 我这次也会流产 我不知所措 A lot. I'm gonna lose this one too. I don't know what to do.
我会挂电话叫救护车 I'm gonna hang up. I'm gonna call an ambulance.
你要冷静 好吗 我要挂掉了 I want you to stay calm. Okay? I'm gonna hang up right now.
有一名孕妇出状况 Hi, there is a pregnant woman having problems
在100号公路旁的万豪酒店 at the Renaissance just off Route 100.
她在346号房 She's in Room 346.
是 好 Yeah. Okay.
可以打这个号码 谢谢 Yes, this number's fine. Thank you.
-昆茵怀孕了 -对 -Quinn's pregnant? -Yeah.
是你的 And it's yours?
你赶快去吧 You gotta go.
潘妮 我想要告诉... Penny, this is something I wanted...
没关系 有个孕妇在流血 你得过去 No. It's fine. There's a pregnant woman. She's bleeding. You gotta go.
好 今晚再跟你说 Yeah. Yeah. I'll talk to you tonight.
还好吗 没事吧 Hi. How you doing? Are you okay?
-没有心跳 -没有心跳 -There's no heartbeat. -There's no heartbeat?
-居然又发生了 -别激动 -I can't believe this is happening again. -Take it easy.
-话别说太早 好吗 -我罪有应得 我毁了我们 -Nothing is happening again. Okay? -I deserve this. I do. I ruined us.
-拜托 别在这里张扬 -安静 -Please. We're not doing that here. -Quiet.
那是什么 What's that?
-是宝宝的心跳 -好 -There's your baby's heartbeat. -Okay.
好 宝宝只是摆怪姿势 All right. Baby was just in a weird position, huh?
好 Okay.
那是我们的宝宝 That's our baby.
我尽快赶来了 我的卫星导航...对不起 Hey, I got here as quick as I could. My GPS was... Sorry about that.
-你没事吧 -没事 -Are you okay? -Oh. Yeah.
你把我吓死了 You had me so scared.
打不少通电话呢 Made a couple calls, huh?
你还好吗 怎么了 You all right? What happened?
各位好 我是罗医生 Hello, hello, hello. Dr. Rausch.
-阿特曼夫妇 -我是阿特曼先生 -Mr. and Mrs. Altman? -I'm Mr. Altman.
那你是 And you are?
他只是跟阿特曼太太炒饭的家伙 That's just a guy that Mrs. Altman was fucking.
在我床上 In my bed.
贾德 拜托 Judd, please, not now.
你突然离开电台 蓄了胡子 You just walk out on everyone at the station, grow a beard
现在就耍起嘴皮子 and now you're a smart-ass?
韦德·毕佛 这很复杂 Wade Beaufort. It's complicated.
那我化繁为简 你们两个都出去 Well, I'll simplify it. Both of you get out of my exam room.
-当真 -对 -Really? -Yeah.
-你害我们被踢出去 -你也是 先生 -You got us kicked out. -And you too, sir.
-快走 -我会在候诊室 -Here we go. -I'll be in the waiting room.
好了 So.
我要签 是吗 That should do it, right?
因为我不知道是我还是病患要签 I didn't sign, because I think my wife... Or the patient should sign right there.
给你 There you go.
她该签在那里 我会留空白 Is that where she should sign? I'll just leave that here.
少幼稚了 贾德 Don't be a goddamn baby, Judd.
我释出好意 你却扔进垃圾桶 I extend an olive branch, and you're gonna pitch it in the trash?
你不会陪着她 你我心知肚明 You're not gonna stay with her. We know that.
唯一没看清的人是昆茵 The only person that doesn't know is Quinn.
会那样吗 你是千里眼能预知未来 That's what's gonna happen? You're clairvoyant? You know what's going on?
我不必听你鬼扯淡 I don't need to listen to your crap.
-你在胡言乱语 -那是猛男 -You don't know what you're talking about. -It's the Man Up guy.
你们好 你不了解我 你在说什么 What's up, dudes? You don't know me. What are you talking about?
有别间候诊室吗 有更多椅子 Is there another waiting room with more chairs?
-我不了解你 -对 -I don't know you? -No.
过去7年我每天跟你混 别说我不了解你 I've been with you for seven years. Don't tell me I don't know you.
我知道你是千人斩 And I know you'll fuck just about anyone who'll have you.
有实习妹 业务妹 赞助商 That's interns. That's sales reps. That's sponsors.
别说你还没拟好脱身计划 So don't tell me you're not already drawing up plans for the quickest exit.
你记录我的所有相好 还敢说我是变态 You're logging all the ass I'm crushing, and I'm the perv?
两位 这里有小孩 Hey, fellas. We got some young boys here.
童子军团长 闭嘴 们我们正在谈事情 Scoutmaster. Park it. We're in the middle of something.
我跟她炒饭是你情我愿 I didn't fuck her any more than she fucked me.
一个巴掌拍不响 好吗 It takes two to tango, all right?
这是另外一码事 That's a separate situation that I'll deal with.
-这是两个人的事 -别管她 我们在讲你 -That's a party for two. -Don't worry about her. We're talking about you.
去外面吵 Take this discussion outside.
-抱歉 -贾德 怎么回事 -Sorry. -What's going on, Judd?
-听我说 是她喜欢我 -我第一次就听到了 -Listen to me. She fucked me. -Yeah, I heard you the first time.
-住手 -贾德 -Stop it, you guys. -Judd.
来真的 看谁横起来了 Really? Look who's gonna man up now.
大家安静 Everybody just be quiet!
我们都暂停一下 Now, we just are all gonna just take a beat here.
我没打架 I'm not fighting.
你算哪根葱 老大不小还梳中分 Who the fuck are you coming in here with this middle part at your age...
凭啥发号施令 barking orders at everyone?
不认识老娘 我是温迪·阿特曼 贱人 Who the hell am I? I'm Wendy Altman, bitch.
-好痛 -谁叫你爱耍贱 -Ow. Shit. -That's what happens.
吃我一记娘们拳 死小丑 Yeah. That's a fucking princess cut. You fucking clown.
-没搞错 -烂人 -Are you kidding me? -Dick.
你让女人家...你老妹揍我 You have your pussy... You have your sister hit me?
对 我替她拿包包 Yep. And I got her purse.
我是危险人物要赶我出去 Oh, yeah, walk me out because I'm so dangerous.
我只是包里塞尿布的两个孩子的妈 Like, a mother of two with diapers in my purse.
停车场到了 我能自己走路 谢谢 Here's the parking lot. Thank you. I can find my way now. Thank you.
-很尽责 警官 -帽子很帅 -Great work, officers. -Nice hats.
我有个好主意 别再把自己搞得像疯子 Oh. I just got a great idea. Let's stop acting like crazy people.
-我同意 -我去取车 -Yeah. I agree. -I'm gonna get the car.
车子停得很招摇 That's a nice parking spot, huh?
那是韦德的车 Is that Wade's car?
-其中一辆 他有好几辆 -他有好几辆 -That's one of his cars. He's got a few. -He has a few?
他想要弥补什么吗 Think he's compensating for something?
对 弥补钱太多 Yeah. For having too much money.
我在里面听到宝宝的心跳 You know, I heard the baby's heartbeat in there.
太棒了 That's great.
对吧 Right?
我要为了小孩原谅她吧 I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
我不是专家 Well, I'm no expert...
但我想以后你得做出更大牺牲 but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.
对 没错 Yeah. That's true.
你听起来一时变聪明了 You sounded almost wise there for a minute.
对吧 Right?
好 你先走 我回家跟你们碰面 All right. You go ahead. I'm gonna meet up with you guys back at home.
妹子 那一拳漂亮 感谢帮忙 Hey, sis. That was a great shot. Thanks for the help.
你们是傻蛋 不过是我的傻蛋 Well, you guys are idiots. But you're my idiots.
小心开车 Drive safe.
没搞错 现在是2014年好吗 Are you kidding me? It's 2014. Okay?
-要走啦 -拜了 -There they go. -Later, man.
慢走 Take it easy.
大伙儿 在你们走前 Uh, fellas, before you go...
看看这辆炫车 You see this nice car here?
我赌43元你们翻不动它 I've got $43 that says you can't flip it over.
-老兄 他到底对你干了什么 -他睡了我老婆 -Man, what'd he do to you, anyway? -He slept with my wife.
-你们说呢 -钱省下来 兄弟 -What do you say? -Keep the money, bro.
-下手吧 -真的 -Let's do it. -Really?
-快点 大家动手吧 -赞 -Come on, boys. Do it. Really. -Oh, boy.
-弯着膝盖 -加油 -Bend your knees. -Come on.
加把劲 搞定了 There it goes. You got it!
-不是盖的 -拜了 老兄 -That was good. -Later, dude.
太帅了 Very nice.
-太赞了 -快走 闪人了 -Are you serious? -Come on, man. Get out of here.
我没料到你会干这种事 I did not expect that from you.
这场混乱最悲哀的是 You know, the saddest thing about this whole mess...
你曾是我少数的知心好友 is you were one of my only real friends.
我是你的员工 I was your employee.
更悲哀了 Even sadder.
听着 很遗憾整件事搞得很难看 Look, bud, um, I'm sorry how this whole thing shook out.
我看着你在医院陪她 宝宝即将出生 You know, I'm looking at you up there with her, and there's a baby on the way.
她喜极而泣有心跳 我根本没听到 She's in there bawling about a heartbeat, and, buddy, I don't even hear it.
搞不好医生也没听到 I don't even think the doctor hears it.
我想他们全都串通好 I think they're all in on this thing.
大家都很情绪化 我就是无法投入 And they're getting all emotional, and it's just not me.
我打死不是当继父的料 I mean, I sure as shit aren't a stepfather.
-就这样 你不玩了 -我退出 -So is that it? Are you done? -I'm out.
-到此为止 -没错 -That's it? -That's right.
-这样对每个人都最好 -你是说对你最好 -It's what's best for everyone. -You mean it's what's best for you.
那只是巧合 That's just a coincidence.
我想车子不能开了 我要大老远走回去了 I don't think that's drivable. I'm gonna take myself a long walk.
还有谢了 And thanks.
为什么 For what?
直到刚才我还以为身边没人比我更可悲 Up until just now, I thought I was the most pathetic guy I knew.
不客气 You're welcome.
揍人真的很痛 It really hurts when you punch someone.
谢天谢地 这是铂金戒指 Thank God this was platinum.
如果是白金 我的手就废了 If this was white gold, I would've broken my hand.
-这让我感觉很糟 -是值得的 -It makes me feel terrible. -It was worth it.
好像我的煎熬不算什么 Like what I'm going through doesn't matter.
-我已经...-我受够了 别管了 -I have got... -I'm done. Never mind.
怎么回事 What was that?
只是小争执 It's just a slight disagreement.
你想谈谈吗 Well, do you wanna talk about it?
不 谢了 我头痛 我要去躺下 No, thanks. I have a headache. I'm gonna go lie down.
那服丧呢 Well, what about shiva?
今晚因下雨取消 I'm calling it tonight on account of rain.
昆茵 Quinn?
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
好吧 Well...
这时候你应该说你是对的 This is the part where you get to say you were right.
你也是对的 You were right.
我们迷失了 我迷失了 We got lost. I got lost.
我迷失了 I got lost.
但我们的宝宝 他永远不会孤单 我向你保证 But our baby, he will never be alone. I promise you that.
你说得对 就算不是夫妻也能一起当父母 You were right. We don't need to be married to be parents together.
我会一起养育孩子 I'll be right in there with you.
-是女孩 -什么 -She. -What?
是女孩 She.
-女孩 -女孩 -She. -She.
我不敢相信他真的走了 I can't believe he's really gone.
我知道 女儿 I know, honey.
这两粒其实很舒服 These are actually pretty comfortable.
是吗 Yeah?
早 崔西 我以为没人起床 Oh. Morning, Tracy. I didn't know anyone else was up.
-我无意打扰 你没事吧 -没事 -I didn't mean to intrude. You okay? -That's okay. Mm-hm.
-贾德 -什么 -Hey, Judd. -Yep?
你想我们在这里的期间 What would you say the odds are...
你弟跟切尔西上床的机会有多少 that your brother has had sex with that Chelsea girl while we've been here?
我知道他是你弟 I mean, you know, I know he's your brother...
但我需要个朋友 but I could use a friend here.
不妨说实话 只有你 我和日出知道 A little honesty for a change. Just between you, me and the sunrise.
机会相当大 The odds are pretty good.
-抱歉 -没关系 -I'm sorry. -It's okay.
我是大人 I am a grown-up person.
我很聪明又专业 我能振作 I am smart and professional. I have my shit together.
但你弟长不大 他一辈子 And your brother is a child who's spent his entire life...
都要你们替他收烂摊子 reeling in the slack as fast as you guys will cut it for him.
那你有什么打算 So, what are you gonna do?
我会收拾好我剩余的破碎尊严 I think I'm gonna gather up the tattered remnants of my dignity...
斩断情丝 and say goodbye.
那会使他崩溃 That'll crush him, you know.
保时捷留给他 I'll let him keep the Porsche.
-真的 -对 -Really? -Yeah.
我想他不会拥有太久 I don't think he'll have it for very long.
他老是不锁把钥匙丢车内 He keeps leaving it unlocked with the keys inside.
一定会被偷开走 Someone's just gonna drive off with it.
菲利普生来不懂得珍惜 Phillip really isn't built to hold on to things.
崔西 你不是第一个愿意相信菲利普的女人 Tracy, you are not the first woman that's wanted to believe in Phillip.
但你绝对是最好的一个 But you are far and away the best one.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 Hi.
-潘妮 -我要去上班 -Penny. -I gotta go to work.
等一下 我要跟你谈谈 Hang on one second. Let me talk to you.
-昆茵没事吧 -对 她很好 -Quinn okay? -Yes, she's fine.
-宝宝呢 -她也很好 -And the baby? -She's good too.
-是女孩 恭喜 -是啊 -It's a girl? Congratulations. -Yeah.
-能跟我说一下话吗 -什么 -Will you talk to me for one second? -What?
我想早点解释 情况变得...我接到电话... I wanted to explain earlier. Things got... I got the phone call...
听着 我是大人了 Hey. Look. I'm a big girl.
我们又没正式交往 只是一夜情 You know, it's not like we were going steady. It's just sex.
才不是 你知道不只是一夜情 No, it wasn't. You know that. You know it was more than sex.
对 不是 No. It wasn't.
如果是 那表示你是哪种人 If it was, then what does that say about you?
就这样吧 That's all it was.
潘妮 让我... Hey, Penny. Let me...
天啊 Oh, my goodness.
这里有好多美好的儿时回忆 有感觉到吗 So many amazing childhood memories from this place. You smell it?
嘿 Hey.
-糟了 -你一直在躲我 -Oh, shit. -You've been avoiding me.
你对我动手动脚 所以我才躲你 You grabbed my dick. Okay? That's why I've been avoiding you.
-我不是有意的 -拜托 少来了 -I didn't mean to. -Please. You didn't mean to.
你以为来地下室能找到什么 What'd you think you were gonna find down there, Annie?
对不起 贾德 I'm sorry, Judd.
我只是... I just...
-我渴望有个宝宝 -你何不珍惜现有的 -I want a baby so badly. -Why don't you think about what you do have?
你和保罗 You and Paul.
你们彼此相爱 对吧 You guys really love each other, don't you?
对 Yes.
那比生小孩难多了 That's so much harder than having a baby.
那几乎是不可能 I mean, it's, you know, damn near impossible.
你无论如何会有小孩 And you'll have a baby, one way or another.
但别因此赔上你的婚姻 But do not screw up your marriage to do it.
你说得对 You're right.
我同意 我是最可悲的人 I know you're right. I'm just the most pathetic person.
你不是 我绝不会那样说你 No, you're not. That's the last thing I'd call you, Annie.
我也想到用其他不堪字眼 Oh, I can think of some other words that I would use as well.
-那"决心"呢 -我的天 -How about "determined, " huh? -Oh, my God.
有人决心下来这里 Someone came down here very determined.
别走 怎么回事 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
有够讽刺 你把我当笨蛋耍 The irony here is that you made a fool out of me.
我没有 等等 为什么讽刺 No, I didn't. Wait. Why is that ironic?
他不懂为什么讽刺就是讽刺 That fact that he doesn't know why it's ironic is ironic.
我得走了 感谢各位 I gotta go. Thank you all so much.
-我们能先谈一下 -我们已经谈过了 -We can have a conversation about this. -We've had the conversation already.
-我想再谈一次 -我早料到了 -I wanna have it again. -I saw this coming.
他还能等一会 He can wait for one second.
-1到10分 我有几分 -闭嘴 -Scale of 1 to 10. -Shut up.
-跟你记得的一样吗 -我的天啊 -Was it how you remembered? -Oh, my God.
-安妮 -嘿 老哥 -Annie? -Hey, buddy.
-这里是怎么回事 -我们只是在聊天 -What the hell's going on here? -We're just having a talk.
你的婚姻完蛋就搭上我老婆 Your marriage goes to shit,
别以为我没发现你看她的眼神 now you're hitting on my wife. Don't think I don't see you look at her.
-别过来这里 -你想好几年了 -Don't come over here. -You have wanted to do this for years.
给我回来 Come back here!
-放下行李跟我说话 -不 我得走了 -Put your suitcase down and talk to me. -I need to go.
-让开 让开 -回来 我们有账要算 -Move. Move. -Get back here. We're not done.
不要 该死 别追了 No, goddamn it! Stop!
-放开我 放开我 -保罗 -Get off me. Get off me. -Paul!
拜托住手 大家好好讲 Stop. Please. Let's just talk about this.
-我亲眼看到 -住手 -I saw it with my own eyes. -Stop it!
-没事发生 -没事发生 -Nothing happened! -Nothing happened!
-你老哥们打架超逊 -对 -Your brothers can't fight for shit. -No.
真是挺尴尬的 It's kind of embarrassing, actually.
你们俩还不去劝架 Will you two get in there and stop this?
没搞错 这很精彩 Are you kidding? This is amaz... Ow!
-别反抗我 -把他拉开 -Stop fighting me. -Get him off of me!
连我这种人都把你们当做逊货 If it gets to the point where I think
你们可能就是逊货 you're being idiots, you're probably being idiots.
-住手 怎么回事 -他亲我老婆 -Stop. Stop it. What's going on? -He kissed my wife.
-我没有 -他没有 -No, I didn't. -No, he didn't.
保罗 没事发生 Paul. Nothing happened.
崔西 别上车 我们能解决 Could you not get in the car till we work this out?
永远解决不了 菲利普 It would never have worked, Phillip.
你是有恋母情结的自恋狂 You're a narcissist with Oedipal issues.
-我正好对号入座 -但我爱你 -I'm a classic enabler. -But I love you. Ow.
-我需要个大人 -我是大人啊 -I need an adult -I am an adult!
-天啊 -停下 -Oh, God. -Stop that. Get off!
-可恶 我在跟你说话 -不 压住他 -Damn it, I'm talking to you. -No, stay on him.
你从哪时开始逃避讨论 Since when have you run away from discussions?
-住手 儿子们 -回来 我们没完没了 -Stop it! -Get back here. We're not done.
你明明很爱讨论 You love discussions!
-住手 儿子们 住手 -我的天啊 -Stop it! Stop it! -Oh, my God.
-敢弄湿我 你就死定了 -不要 谁来阻止他 -If I get wet, you are dead. -No. No. Somebody stop him.
-猛男 -难以置信 贾德 -Boner! Boner! -Unbelievable. Judd.
-你随时能放手 -不要 -You can let go any time you want. -No.
-你能放手 -拜托别演实境秀了 -You can let go. -Can we stop being a reality show?
我不在乎 别想伤我 你拉不过我 I don't care. You think you can hurt me any more than I already am?
别乱来了 Leave it alone.
要死啦 What the fuck?
我想这个时机再好不过了 I guess this is as good a time as any.
你们都不知道吗 Did you guys not know about that?
琳达帮我照顾你们老爸 难熬的漫漫长夜 Linda was helping me take care of your father. Long, hard nights, huh?
我无法解释怎么发生的 I don't know how to explain how it happened.
-爸知道吗 -当然 -Did Dad know? -Of course.
你们老爸在性方面很开明 Your father was a very enlightened man, sexually speaking.
听我说一个你们老爸的故事 Let me tell you a story about your father.
-拜托不要 -千万别说 -Don't. -I wish you wouldn't.
霍里受伤时 我的医疗负担沉重 When Horry got hurt and I was drowning in medical bills...
你们父亲替我们付一整年的房贷 your father paid our mortgage for a full year so
我们才能保有房子 we wouldn't lose the house.
你们父亲就像我的家人 Your father was like family to me.
他过世时知道你们母亲不会孤单 And he died knowing your mother wouldn't be alone.
你为什么不告诉我们 Why didn't you tell us?
你们需要心无旁骛哀悼老爸 You needed to mourn your father without any distractions.
等一下 妈 Uh, wait a minute, Mom.
服丧七日这整件事 This whole shiva thing.
不是爸的主意吧 It wasn't Dad's idea, was it?
聪明孩子 Smart boy.
-噢 妈 -你怎么能这样骗我们 -Oh, Mom. -How could you lie to us like that?
不然你们不会留下来 我需要全家都在 You wouldn't have stayed if I didn't. And I needed you all here.
你们也需要彼此 就是你们没察觉 And you needed each other, even if you couldn't see it.
我们没来 崔西就不会跟我分手 If we didn't come here, Tracy wouldn't have broken up with me.
感谢毁了我的生活 So thank you for ruining my life.
我想你该负起一点小责任了 I think it's time you took some small measure of responsibility...
选择你小弟弟的归属 for where you choose to put your own penis.
别提到我的小弟弟好吗 Could you please not talk about my penis?
听起来非常不舒服的 I can't begin to tell you how creepy it is.
他小时候以为那根是小乳加 记得吧 When he was little he thought it was a Tootsie Roll. You remember that?
我常看到他想... I used to see him over and try to ah, ah...
别演了 No, no, no!
菲利普...菲利普 Phillip. Phillip. Hey, Phillip.
别唱怪歌了 坐下 坐下 That's terrible to listen to. Take a seat. Take a seat, pal.
我懂了 这是私人场合 I get it. This is a private moment.
除非你想多聊 Unless you wanna talk more
菲利普的小乳加还有他的舔法 about Phillip's Tootsie Roll and the way he licks it.
我犯贱
那我闪人了 没我的事了 So I am gonna head out. Okay? That's it for me.
再会 Have a good one.
-拜了 猛男 -谁又想搞我 -See you, Boner. -Are you kidding me with that?
-是你吗 -对 -Was it you? -Yeah.
好吧 再见了 All right. So, again...
不要 该死 No, no. No. No. Goddamn it.
好 小贾 别难过 你只是摔倒 不要紧 Okay, J, come on. Hey. Hey. You just took a spill. That's all.
小乖 别哭 别哭 Okay, buddy? There you go. There you go.
笑一个给我看 Now give me a smile. Okay?
好 小贾 Okay, J.
你没事了 You're okay.
好 Okay.
贾德 儿子 贾德 Judd, honey. Judd.
贾德...天啊 Judd. Judd. Judd. Oh, God.
谢天谢地 你吓死我了 Thank God. You scared me to death.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
尽情哭吧 Go ahead.
小贾 J.
爸在我小时候叫我小贾 Dad, when I was little, he used to call me J.
我记得 I remember.
我知道 I know.
好在你没事 I'm so glad you're okay.
好在你有穿好 I'm so glad you tightened this.
-嘿 -你不能穿鞋子走在冰上 -Hi. -You're not allowed on the ice in shoes.
-我说我几句话就走 -贾德 -I just wanna say something and then I'll go. -Judd.
我妈恋爱了 My mom is in love.
替她高兴 Well, that's nice for her.
细节很难解释 The specifics are very hard to explain.
难上加难 Um, very, very hard.
但我领悟到一件事 But I realized something.
我从未像那样恋爱过 I have never been in love. Not like that.
我兢兢业业追求所谓的完美人生 I've been too busy chasing this idea that I had about this perfect life...
但人生不是完美的 and life is not perfect.
不该是完美的 It shouldn't be perfect.
该是出乎意料和天马行空 It should be unpredictable and irrational...
还有错综复杂 and complicated.
我想要一个复杂的人生 And I want a complicated life...
能让我像那样爱上某人 where I can love someone like that.
-贾德 -听着 -Judd... -And, now, listen.
我不确定我们会不会成功 I don't know if things would ever work out between us.
我不善于表达感情 你又有点怪 I'm emotionally inept, and you're a little strange.
你自己知道吧 有那么一点 You know, right? A little bit.
但你是很棒的怪人 But you're a great strange.
你很真诚 You're honest.
你非常... And you're so...
你很棒 You're good.
我想也许有一天 And I think that maybe someday...
我们能像那样彼此相爱 we could love each other like that.
还有对不起我伤了你 And I'm sorry that I hurt you.
我是无心的 I didn't mean to.
你接着有何打算 Where do you go from here?
我不晓得 我不晓得 I don't know. I don't know.
6个月后我要当爸爸了 Six months, I'm gonna be a dad.
我从没独处过 我想要试试 And I've never been alone, so I was thinking that I would try that.
我不爱抬杠 那我给你一个拥抱 Well, you know I'm not a fan of small talk, so I'm gonna give you a hug...
祝你一路顺风 and wish you Godspeed.
再见 贾德·阿特曼 Be good, Judd Altman.
拜 潘妮 Bye, Penny.
-我的天 真动听 -谢了 -Oh, my God. That was some speech. -Thanks.
刚才很棒 我喜欢你说我是怪人 That was amazing. I love the part where you said I was strange.
我真的有说 我还希望自己听错了 I did say that, didn't I? I was hoping I heard myself wrong.
没冒犯吧 Was that all right?
当你整理好思绪 你该打给我 So when you get your act together, you should call me.
-好 我没说这句吗 -没有 -Yeah. Did I not say that? -No.
我没说会打电话 I didn't say I'm calling?
没有 你只说我很怪 但我们在一起还是能很棒 No. You just were like, I'm weird, but we could still be good together.
还有我们能彼此相爱 And we could love each other. You know,
你要独处时间6个月 you want your alone time for six months.
到处走走 也许能有新想法 Walk around, maybe get to think about things.
我一定是想说6个月后打给你 I meant to say I'm calling in 6 months.
我就是为这个来的 对不起 It was the whole reason to come here. I'm so sorry.
他们在放我们的歌 They're playing our song.
是啊 辛迪·露波非得是我们的歌 Yeah, does Cyndi Lauper have to be our song?
想哭就哭 女儿 想笑也行 It's okay to cry, honey. Or laugh.
-没有标准的反应 -我知道 妈 -There's no correct response. -I know, Mommy.
保持联络 Stay in touch, okay?
姐姐 换我了 换我了 Sissy, my turn, my turn, my turn. Oh, yeah.
扣紧 有扣好吗 很好 Buckle that good. Is it buckled? Okay, good.
-拜 温迪 -拜 安妮 -Bye, Wendy. -Bye, Annie.
好 开车小心 All right. Drive safe.
我爱你 贾德 I love you, Judd.
你带两个小孩搭飞机没问题吧 Are you gonna be okay with those two little kids on the plane?
拐弯抹角转移离情依依 高招 Deflecting emotion with logistics. Nice.
我们习惯不明讲嘛 Well, it's what we do.
小孩出生时我会过去 I'm gonna come in when the baby's born.
-记得通知我 -好 -You keep me posted. -I will.
你才不会 反正我会过去 No, you won't. But I'm coming anyway.
-再见 -很快见 准老爸 -Goodbye. -I'll see you soon, Dad.
剩三兄弟了 And then there were three.
妈某天早上醒来就决定当蕾丝边 So Mom just wakes up one morning and decides she's a lesbian.
是啊 这周真奇妙 Yeah, it's been that kind of week, hasn't it?
那么 So...
-菲利普 -需要工作 -Phillip. -Needs a job.
-你也需要工作 -我会没事的 -You need a job. -I'll be okay.
你真的相信 Do you really believe that?
我会搞定的 I'm getting there.
爸总是对他特别心软 Dad always had a soft spot for him, didn't he?
我想他喜欢我们是因为我们像他 I think he liked us because we were kind of like him.
他喜欢菲利普是因为他们截然不同 He likes Phillip because he was nothing like him.
好 我会让他加入事业 Okay, I'll bring him into the business.
-真的 -对 -Yeah? -Yeah.
保罗 你真是好人 真相大白了 Oh, Paul. You are a good guy. The secret's out.
他是好兄弟 你很棒 谢谢 He's the good brother. Very cool of you. Thank you.
好 但先别太兴奋 Okay, okay. Before you get too excited, here's the deal:
条件如下 只要菲利普照常搞砸 When it comes to Phillip screwing up, like he will...
你和我是合伙人 责任各半 you and I are partners, 50-50.
-好吗 -一言为定 没问题 -Okay? -That is a deal. You got it.
你们有尝尝看这犹太派吗 有够难吃 Have you guys tried this kugel? It's terrible. Ha-ha-ha.
我吐到派里面了 Oh, shit, I just spit in the kugel.
-我总有一天会后悔吧 -那还用说 -I'm gonna live to regret this, aren't I? -Of course you are.
我切给你们干净的一半 我去拿盘子 Let me cut it off the one side. I'll get you some.
光天化日下要溜走 Slipping away in broad daylight?
被抓包了 Yeah.
我只是没准备好感人的盛大道别 I just wasn't up to the drama of a big goodbye, so...
对 我懂 No, I get it.
保罗给我工作了 So Paul offered me the job.
太好了 Great.
我说要仔细考虑 斟酌我的选择 I told him I'd mull it over. You know, consider my options.
我不想表现得太猴急 I don't wanna seem too eager.
-你真是白痴 -我就是啊 -You're an idiot. -I really am. Heh.
过来 Come here.
再见 小弟 I'll see you later, little brother.
拜 Bye.
过来 Come here.
我们是做样子还是... Are we doing this ironically or...?
-我们有口难开嘛 -好 很好 -We can tell ourselves that. -Okay, good.
好 保持联系 Okay, keep in touch.
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