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她会这样说 She would say things like,
"每个故事难道不都是关于背叛的吗" "Isn't every story a story of betrayal?"
"不 不是这样的"我想 "No, that's not true," I thought.
但我绝不会说出口 我只能对她表示赞同 But I could never say that. I could only agree with her.
赞同她 是件多有趣的事啊 It was too much fun to agree with her.
我在睡觉 把灯关掉 I was sleeping. Turn that off!
对不起 Sorry.
美国女主人 Mistress America
我是你室友 I'm your roommate,
我叫劳拉 准备去旅行... My name is Laura and I'm going on safari...
要带的东西有 嘉丽的是一辆车... and I'm bringing with me a car for Carrie...
擀面杖 是露丝的... a rolling pin, Ruth...
一个大口罐 是朱曼的... a jar for Juman...
还有... and a...
呃...该死 Uh... Shit!
崔茜的是跟踪装置 A tracking device for Tracy,
对 崔茜的是一个跟踪装置... Right, a tracking device for Tracy...
然后我 劳拉 带一个打火机 and a lighter for me, Laura.
你不去参加新生会吗 Aren't you coming to convocation?
那破玩意你竟然去啊 You're going to that shit?
去啊 难道不是大家都去吗 Yeah, isn't everyone?
我觉得没人会去 I don't think anyone is going.
除了强奸犯 Except rapists.
什么 为什么强奸犯会去 What? Why rapists?
或者基督徒 或者家庭教育出身的小孩 Or Christians and home-schooled kids.
其他人都不会去的 Nobody really goes.
我以为只是个点蜡烛的纪念仪式 I think it's just a candle-lighting ceremony,
这些事你怎么全知道 How do you already know all this stuff?
学期还没开始呢 School hasn't even started yet.
这是一个开始 This is a starting point.
大学的意义就在于此 This is what college is for,
我们要教给大家的是写作和思考 We're here to teach you to write and think.
只得了B 烦人 A "B"? That's so annoying,
我有拖延症 I have trouble with procrastinating,
你有没有考虑过... Did you ever think of...
准时交作业就好了 just getting your work in on time?
是 我考虑过的 但办起来有点困难 Yes, I have thought of that. I have trouble doing it.
或许你应该更努力点 Maybe you want to try a little harder,
行啊 谢了 Okay. Thanks.
更努力点 我尽力 Harder. I'll try that.
提起文艺复兴的时候 What comes to mind
你首先想到的是什么 when you think of the Renaissance?
我觉得文艺复兴 I think of the Renaissance
是很华丽的 比如有很多的天鹅绒... as being very plush, like a lot of velvet...
镶嵌着珠宝 锦缎之类的 inlaid with jewels, brocades, that kind of thing,
谢谢你 Thank you.
我问的其实是文学 I was actually asking about literature,
但你的回答挺可爱 but that was very nice.
嘿 派对是在走廊尽头吗 Hey, um, is the party at the end of the hall?
你收到了邀请么 Did you get an invitation?
没 No.
那就没派对 Then, no.
她逗你呢 是 派对就在走道尽头 She's being a bitch. Yes, it's right down the hall.
我可以是身处任何地方 I could be anywhere.
甚至都感觉不像是在纽约 It doesn't even feel like New York,
而且在试图参与其中之后 And by trying to participate,
我甚至变得更加不合群了 I'm somehow not fitting in even less,
你在课上没有认识新朋友吗 Aren't you meeting friends in classes?
妈 没人在课上交朋友的 Mom, nobody meets friends in classes.
噢好吧 这我不知道 Oh, okay. I didn't know.
你明白那种感觉吧 就是在一个派对上 You know the feeling of being at a party
你一个人都不认识 where you don't know anybody?
这里整天都是这种感觉 It's like that the whole time,
听上去是不太舒服啊 That sounds uncomfortable.
你收到我的电邮了吗 Did you get my email?
我发了你要念的东西 你喜欢吗 With the reading? Do you like it?
我喜欢 I liked it,
我觉得莎士比亚说的东西 I think there's a darker element
都有些黑暗面 但我喜欢 to what Shakespeare's saying, but I liked it.
会是感恩节的周末 It's Thanksgiving weekend,
我们会有个家庭内部的彩排晚餐 "so we'll have a built-in rehearsal dinner."
礼拜四在家里 on Thursday at the house,
好 Right,
这是我们两家人 It'll be the first time the two families
第一次聚在一起 are all in the same room,
噢 斯蒂维 Oh, Stevie.
噢 崔茜 Oh, Trace.
你知道很长时间以来我都过得不开心 You know I was very unhappy for a very long time.
但我还是很高兴你爸和我... But I'm glad your dad and I stayed together...
在你和你哥高中毕业之后才离的婚 till you and your brother were out of school.
我当时还没毕业呢 I was not out of school. You broke up
你们离婚的时候我才高三 when I was a junior in high school.
反正是你快要毕业的时候吧 On your way out of the home.
妈 我爱你 别担心 I love you, Mom. Don't be worried.
我知道 宝贝女儿 I know, honey.
所以你念完之后 So after you do that,
布鲁克会念一首她自己写的诗 Brooke will read a poem that she's written.
你该给布鲁克打个电话 她也在纽约的 You should call Brooke. She's in New York, you know.
我实在不擅长给陌生人打电话 I'm so bad at calling people I don't know.
我听说她很好玩的 I hear she's fun,
她差不多30了 She's, like, 30,
住在纽约 有自己的生活 and living in New York with a life.
她不会想要一个跟自己几乎没亲缘关系的 She doesn't need to hear from an 18-year-old
18岁女学生来找自己玩 she's tenuously connected to.
她以后就是你姐姐了 She's going to be your sister,
我觉得这可不是没亲缘关系啊 that doesn't sound tenuous to me.
你们会有很多话题可聊的 And you have plenty to talk about,
在婚礼上你们都要致辞啊 you're both doing readings at our wedding.
好棒哦 Aces!
你根本就没讽刺能力 别装了 You aren't sarcastic, don't pretend to be.
好吧 Okay.
没有什么能凌驾于法律之上 这才是重点 Nothing's higher than the law. That's the whole point.
安提戈涅认为她凌驾于法律之上 Antigone thinks she's above the law,
但她并不是 but she's not,
就好比一个名人他出了车祸 Like, a celebrity in a car crash or something.
这说法很有意思 妮可 说得不错 That's really interesting, Nicolette, It's great.
你继续念吧 Why don't you continue with the reading?
"因为向我宣布这法令的不是宙斯..." "Because it was not Zeus who ordered it..."
"那和下界神同住的正义之神" "nor Justice, dweller with the Nether gods,"
"也没有为凡人制定这样的法令" "gave such a law to men."
嘿 Hey.
-"我不认为一个凡人" -醒醒 "-Nor did I deem your ordinance. -Psst.
"下一道命令就能..." "of so much binding force..."
"废除天神制定的" "was that a mortal man could overhear"
"永恒不变的不成文律条" "the unchangeable unwritten code of heaven,."
"它的存在不限于今日和昨日" "This is not of today and yesterday."
刚才多亏了你啊 把我叫醒 That was really nice of you, waking me up.
在一个只有12个人 Takes a lot of moxie
的课上睡着还是挺需要胆量的 to fall asleep in a 12-person class.
谢了 胆量 我喜欢 Thanks. I like moxie.
这感觉我懂的 I get it.
我很感激自己能来这上学 It's like, I'm so grateful to be here,
但我的父母贷了款付学费... but why are my parents taking out loans...
就是让我来听那个18岁的小混蛋胡说吗 for me to listen to that 18-year-old asshole talk?
到处都需要贷款 Loans everywhere,
我去买冻酸奶吃 你一起吗 I was gonna get frozen yogurt, wanna come?
可以啊 但... Yes, but...
我五点钟还有别的地方要去 Well, I have to get somewhere by 5:00.
哪里 Where?
呃...有点丢人的 Uh... It's embarrassing.
怎么了 What is it?
我准备往莫比乌斯文学社 I'm submitting a story
投稿一篇小说 to the Mobius Literary Society,
你说啥呢 妹子 我已经提交了 Get out of town, sister! I already gave mine.
你知道被录取后会怎样知道结果吗 Do you know how you find out if you're in it?
他们说会公布一个名单啊 They said they post a list,
不是 名单上的 No, the only people who check the list
都是没有录取的 are the people who didn't get in,
文学社的人会半夜进寝室把人叫醒... They come and wake us up at night in our rooms...
把一个派砸人脸上 and put pie in our face
然后带我们去文学社那里... and then bring us down to the quad...
让我们唱歌跳舞什么的 and make us sing and stuff.
是么 Yeah.
噢我的天哪 Oh, my God!
我入选了 天哪 真的 Am I in? Oh, my God, really?
操 Fuck!
他们都是自己选自己的 混账东西们 They're self-elected douchebags.
我知道 但我还是想入社 I know. But I wanted to be one of them.
然后就可以安心去死了 I could die then.
是啊 我也是 我也想入社 Yeah, me too. Both, I want to be in,
然后就可以安心去死了 and I could also then die.
我听说文学社有红酒和芝士吃 I heard they serve wine and cheese
每个人都拿个公文包 and they all carry briefcases,
我知道 I know,
我来看这学校的时候... When I had my tour here...
向导就是文学社的 the guide was one of them and that's why
所以我才想考这学校 I wanted to come here,
我整夜都听见了派砸人脸上的声音 I heard the pie stuff all night.
我隔壁有人被选上了 They got the guy next door.
他长得甚至都不像个作家 He doesn't even look like a writer,
真的很遗憾 I'm so sorry,
想交换看小说吗 Do you wanna trade stories?
当然 Sure,
我再去倒点鸡尾酒 I'll refresh our screwdrivers,
我挺喜欢的 I liked it,
谢了 我也挺喜欢你写的 Thanks. I liked yours, too,
那你想听意见吗 So, you want notes?
噢 还要提意见啊...当然 Oh, are we... Sure,
好 Okay.
我觉得中段听上去很假 I thought the middle part sounded really fake.
行 Okay.
这只是我的印象 It's just my impression,
我会改进的 I'll work on that.
对我的你有什么意见吗 Do you have any notes for me?
嗯... Um...
没有 No.
那好 Great,
我有辆车 I have a car,
我们去海边吧 Let's go to the beach,
我不想离开曼哈顿 I don't want to leave Manhattan.
那我们还开车干什么 Why are we in your car then?
我们就像活在一首歌里 We look like we're in a song.
我觉得亚里士多德 I think the way Aristotle
对伦理 道德的描写... writes about ethics and morality...
比较接近 is much closer
大多数人的想法 to how most people think about it.
不像是数学 更像是讲故事 Less like math, more like a story.
我觉得我们应该给寝室的垃圾 I think we should setup a recycling system
设立一个回收系统... for our trash...
因为我们扔掉的很多东西 because a lo! Of what we are throwing out
都可以回收的 can be recycled,
露丝 我觉得电风扇可以收进橱子了 Ruth, I think that fan can go in the closet now,
外面只有十来度了 It's 50 degrees out,
你今天看上去挺开心啊 You seem happy today.
我爱死给文件备案了 好有满足感 I love filing. It's satisfying,
慢着点啊 崔茜 Slow down, T!
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
嘿 Hey.
不再有寂寞的夜 No more lonely nights.
你就是启明星 You my guiding light.
我是斯蒂维•费什科 This is Stevie Fishko.
我现在无法接电话 请留言... I can? Come to the phone now. Please leave me a mess...
希望我永远不会错过 May I never miss the thrill
在你身边感到的激情 Of being near you.
你拨打的是布鲁克•卡迪纳斯的电话 You've reached Brooke Cardinas.
请留下姓名和电话号码 Leave your name and number
我会尽早联系你 and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience.
我会做 I will do.
自己认为 What I feel.
对的事 To be right.
不再有寂寞的夜 No more lonely nights.
再也不要 Never be another.
不再有寂寞的夜 No more lonely nights.
喂 Hello?
你好 我是布鲁克•卡迪纳斯 Hi, this is Brooke Cardinas.
刚才这个号码显示有个未接来电 I just got a missed call from this number.
你好 Hi.
对不起 我是崔茜•费什科 Sorry. Um, this is Tracy Fishko.
我妈和你爸准备结婚的 My mom is marrying your dad.
是你要念十四行诗的对吧 You're reading the sonnet!
是 我们两家要一起过感恩节 Right. We're doing Thanksgiving
然后一起办婚礼 and then wedding together,
我在纽约上大学 I go to college in the city
我妈说我可以打电话找你 and my mom said I should call you.
你吃东西了吗 想见面一起玩吗 Have you eaten? Do you want to hang out?
呃... Uh...
我还没吃呢 好啊 No, I haven't. Okay.
那 你知道时报广场在哪吗 "Well", do you know where Times Square is?
崔茜 Tracy!
欢迎来到星光璀璨的百老汇 Welcome to the Great White Way!
时报广场实在太疯狂了 Times Square is so crazy!
是吧 Isn't it?
我不认识有人住这边的... I don't know anyone who lives here...
本人就是啊 Yours truly,
我从新泽西坐大巴来 I got off the bus from Jersey,
觉得住在这边会特别酷 I thought this was the cool place to live.
他妈的 这可是时报广场啊 It's motherfucking Times Square!
你怎么会来纽约的 Why do you live in New York?
来上大学 我在巴纳德学院 College. I go to Barnard.
在上城 全女生的学校... It's all women uptown...
建校以来就是这样 不过其实现在也全是女生 Well, "historically" and kind of actually,
但我们班上也有男生 But there are boys in my classes and stuff.
是哥大的 From Columbia.
-你是拉拉吗 -不是 -You gay? -No,
哥大的女生全都竭尽所能地 让我们感觉自己低人一等 The Columbia girls do their best to make us feel inferior,
而我的想法是"我已经这么感觉了" which it's like, "I already do."
什么蠢话 别感觉自己低人一等 That's stupid. Don't feel inferior,
没错 这想法的确很蠢 You're right. That is stupid,
我没上过大学 I never went to college,
我"自学成材"的 知道这个词什么意思吗 I'm an autodidact. Do you know what that means?
知道 Yes.
这个词也是我自己教会自己的 That word is one of the things I self-taught myself.
他们都很爱你 你是个好女孩 They all love you, you're a good girl.
等你醒来就能发现有新的人 When you awake you'll find another man.
躺在你身边 Lying beside you.
大学感觉怎么样 What's going on at college?
所有人都特别喜欢 Everyone's really excited about
学生中心的冻酸奶机 the frozen yogurt machine in the student center.
-我看着我妈妈死的 -什么 -I watched my mother die. -What?
我妈去世的时候我陪着她 I was with my mother while she died.
我不认识任何过世了的人 I don't know any dead people.
冻酸奶机这事 听上去不错啊 That's cool about the frozen yogurt machine,
我爱的人都死了 Everyone I love dies,
布鲁克 Brooke!
我听说你要开餐馆了 I heard you're opening a restaurant.
正是本人 Yours truly.
我靠 真的吗 W-T-F?
是啊 除了歌技 我用上了全部看家本领 I know, it uses all my talents except singing,
我今晚和乐队合唱了 I sang with the band tonight,
这位是我亲妹妹崔茜 This is my baby sister Tracy.
这贱人偷走了我最爱的一条裤子 This bitch stole my favorite pants,
肯定就在这里某处 They're in here somewhere,
她以为我不知道 但我什么都清楚 She thinks I don't know, but I know everything.
-是条红色的 -我找找这边 -They're red. -I'll look here.
其他人总从我这里抢东西走 People are always taking my shit.
我以前有个朋友 现在是仇人了 麦米•克莱尔 My ex-friend and nemesis, Mamie Claire,
偷走了我的创意和未婚夫 stole my ideas and my fiancé.
靠 Shit.
我有个绝妙的T恤衫创意 She took this T-shirt idea that I had,
她偷走了 还开了间公司... started a company...
他妈的 后来还卖给了J Crew and fucking sold it to J. Crew,
于是就这样了 so there's that.
她就是那种自己 She's one of those people that
这辈子都没任何好点子的人... doesn't have any good ideas for her own life...
于是就把我的全偷走 so she just steals all of mine.
讲真 她还偷走了我的猫 And then she literally stole my cats.
那些T恤是怎样的 What were the T-shirts?
看上去比较硬气的花朵图案 Just really hard-looking flowers,
天哪 那T恤我还买了一件呢 Oh, my God! I bought one of those T-shirts.
是啊 是花跟... Yeah, flowers with, like...
骷髅头什么的 匕首 skulls and shit. Daggers,
那个很赞 That's a great one.
我的未婚夫 迪伦 超性感的 My fiancé, Dylan, was super sexy.
还巨有钱 And so rich,
但我当时并不打算嫁给他 But I wasn't gonna marry him,
等等 是你甩了迪伦 我以为是她抢走的 Wail, you broke up with Dylan? I thought she stole him.
我从没吃过这棵回头草 他哭得可伤心了 一直问 And I never looked back. He cried so hard, like whiny,
"你要去哪里" "Where are you going?"
我是忠于自己的内心 I was being real,
但结果麦米•克莱尔跟他结了婚 but Mamie Claire then goes and marries him,
他们现在住在康州的格林威治镇 They live in Greenwich, Connecticut
一幢大房子 恶心死了 你知道那里么 in some big gross house. Do you know that place?
知道 格林威治 恶心城吗 Yeah, Greenwich, Grossville.
是吧 靠着个有钱老公 Right? Living off of his riches
还有我的T恤创意过活 and my T-shirt idea,
我恨死他们俩了 I hate them!
其实我挺可怜他俩的 他们没有梦想 I actually pity them. They have no more dreams,
是这条吗 These?
我真想和你立刻结婚 I wanna marry you!
啊 Ugh!
我们真要这样随时记录生活吗 Must we document ourselves all the time? Must we?
那个贝斯手 他是你男朋友吗 Is he your boyfriend? The bassist?
奈特吗 才不 Nate? No!
我男人 斯塔夫罗斯 他现在在希腊 My beau, Stavros, is in Greece right now,
在做跟政府对着干的事 之类的吧 Betting against the country or something gross.
别告诉别人啊 Don't tell anyone that.
不会的 我很善于保守秘密 I won't. I'm good at keeping secrets,
我这特点你以后会知道的 You'll learn that about me.
他是我讨厌的那种人 He's the kind of person I hate,
但我又很爱他 except I'm in love with him,
我去过希腊东正教复活节 I've been to a Greek Orthodox Easter
完全能想象自己... and I could totally see myself...
在那种教堂里结婚 getting married in that kind of church.
你有男朋友吗 You got a honey?
没 No.
有个男生 我们一起被文学社拒了 There's this one guy, we got rejected together,
但他有女朋友了 but he's got a girlfriend,
他们都有女朋友的 They all have girlfriends.
其实 我觉得是他先认识的我 然后才找了那女朋友 Actually, I think he met me and then he got a girlfriend,
今年夏天 我打工的地方 有个人 This summer, at my job, this one guy
整夜都在盯着我胸脯看 just sucked on my boobs all night.
我的餐馆应该也做波兰饺子 My restaurant should do a pierogi.
波兰饺子风味 你喜欢你点的吗 Fusion pierogi. You like yours?
嗯 我这已经是第二顿晚饭了 Mmm, this is my second dinner.
我要迅速发条推 Just a quick tweet on Twitter,
我很沉迷社交网络 你必须推销自己 I'm very into social media. You have to market yourself,
如果你不知道自己要推销的是什么 If you don't know what you're selling,
没人会知道要怎么买 no one will know how to buy it.
你要推销什么 What are you selling?
各种各样多得很 我不会全发推特上的 So many things. I don't tweet all of it.
比方说 有两个想法 网上没发过的 Like, here are two ideas that are not on the Internet,
我会演一出歌舞表演... If I did a cabaret...
名字叫"高音" it would be called "High Standards""
然后我会唱所有的音域 and I would sing all the standards,
你会把它都唱成高音吗 Would you sing them in a higher pitch?
不 意思不是... No, it wouldn't be about...
它指的是一种标准 It's about principles,
一种"高标准"... those kind of high standards...
比如歌词会是"珍珠项链" like one of those "String of Pearls
"所以本姑娘至今单身"这种的 "and that's why I'm a single gal" kind of show.
噢 这主意很聪明 Oh, that's clever.
还有个想法 是个电视节目 The second idea is a television show,
是我在读一本新出的小说... which I've read is the new novel...
说的是一个女人 about a woman
白天她在政府机构上班... who's a government worker by day...
晚上是自己的超级英雄 "and a self-invented superhero by night."
但这就像是美国精神的本质 but it's like the essence of America,
是自己的神话 It'll be its own mythology,
我觉得这个节目可以叫"美国女主人" I think maybe it'll be called Mistress America.
听上去好像她是美国在外面包的小蜜 That sounds like she's America's girl on the side,
我还不清楚呢 好么 I don't know, okay?
一切都不确定 这只是些构思 I'm not positive, these are just some ideas,
噢 我也这样的 Oh, me, too.
对不起 我什么都不知道 I'm sorry, I don't know anything,
我只是喜欢随便说说 I was just throwing something out there.
我们需要开一次过夜的派对 We need a sleepover party.
这间公寓楼其实是划分 This apartment is technically
在商业区的 但那是假的 zoned commercial, but that's fake.
好有型的公寓啊 It's so stylish.
靠 当然 Fuck, I know,
我是自由职业的室内设计师 I freelance as an interior decorator.
你知道柏威里酒店吗 You know the Bowery Hotel?
天哪 当然 Oh, my God, yeah.
你从那里往南走一条马路... Well, if you walk about a block south...
有一家激光脱毛中心 there's a laser hair removal center
特别潮 that's very hip,
等候室是我设计的 I did the waiting room,
-真棒 -没错 -That's cool! -I know!
我一月就要从这搬走了 I'm leaving here in January,
搬到曼哈顿东边去 难以置信吧 Moving to the East Side, if you can believe it.
搬去斯塔夫罗斯家 不过我也要重新装修的 That's where Stavros lives. I'm gonna redo his place too,
我想写短篇小说 I want to write short stories.
噢我也是 但不是短篇小说 Oh, me too! Not short stories, though,
但我被文学社拒收了 But I got rejected by the Lit Society.
我这人耳根特软 我觉得 I'm so suggestible, like I think
因为被拒了 所以就不能当作家了 because I got rejected I can't be a writer,
你为何不成立自己的文学社 Why don't you make your own Lit Society?
要是能就好了 莫比乌斯是学校举足轻重的社团 I wish. Mobius is a big deal at school,
你还有别的故事啊 You've got other stories.
再写一篇呗 Just make another one up.
或许我会再写一篇 重新申请 Maybe I'll write something else and resubmit,
我们刚才跳舞的时候真是开心啊 That was really fun when we were dancing,
是啊 我需要把那些 Yeah, I need to cut
负能量的人全部踢出自己的生活 all the negative people out of my life.
我的成长环境不是那样的 I just wasn't brought up that way,
谢谢你 布鲁克 Thank you, Brooke.
不用谢 崔茜小妹 You're welcome, Baby Tracy,
亲爱的 我想死你了 My sweetheart, I miss you so much!
等不及你回家来看我买的新椅子了 I can't wait for you to see the chairs I picked out!
我们马上就开始装修了 好激动 We start renovation so soon! It's so exciting.
我一直会去餐馆那边 I've been going there
坐在一堆杂物中间 真是爱死了 just to sit in the mess. I love it so much'
是吧 Right?
你看过房契了吗 感觉有四百页 Did you see the lease? It's like 400 pages.
真希望你快点回家啊... I wish you could just come home already...
这样我就能在新餐馆里帮你吹啦 so I could suck your dick in our new restaurant
能煮一下咖啡吗 Can you start the coffee, please?
噢 我不会用 Oh, I don't know how.
瞎说 别这么没用 Yes, you do. Don't be incompetent,
你花两秒钟时间研究一下咖啡机 If you spent two seconds with a coffee maker,
就会了 you'd figure it out,
嗨 没 我还在听 Hi. No, I'm here.
你去哪 Where are you going?
天 去公用的厕所啊 想看么 Duh! Communal bathroom. Do you wanna watch?
是个小姑娘 It's some girl,
-对不起 你生我的气了 -没有 -Sorry, are you mad at me? -No!
包括我有四个投资人 We have four investors, including me.
我是主投资方 I'm what you call a principal investor,
斯塔夫罗斯投了钱在我的股份里... Stavros is putting in my share...
但我坚持要把这份钱先算我的... but I insisted that it be my assets on the line...
因为我想要他知道 这餐馆与我本人切实相关 "because I want him to know I have skin in the game."
当然等我们开始盈利之后我会还给他的 I'll pay him back, of course, once we start making a profit,
我小时候从不去餐馆吃饭 We never went to restaurants growing up,
我们家不去的 ll wasn't pan of our lives.
这话说得我可不爱听啊 That's a shitty thing to say to me.
我不是这个意思...我知道人们肯定会光顾你的餐馆 I didn't mean... I know people will come to yours.
我有个奇怪的想法 It's so weird to think
我见到的每一家餐馆... that every restaurant I see is the result...
都是店主之前想 of a person going,
"我想开一间餐馆"之后的结果 "I think I want to start a restaurant."
这没什么奇怪的 这是重中之重 No, that's not weird, That's everything.
你在...你在干嘛 What are you... What are you doing?
其实...我在记下自己刚才说的话... Actually... I'm writing down what I said...
你自己给自己做语录啊 You're noting yourself?
是啊 算是吧 Yeah, I guess so.
我也注意到过自己说的话 I've noticed something about myself
可以在小说中很好地塑造人物 that would make a good character in a story.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
是 Yeah.
但我会自己留着 以免以后用到 But I'm gonna save it in case I want to use it
在自己写的东西里 in something that I write.
击个掌 妹子 昨晚真过瘾 High five, sister. That was an amazing night.
是啊 这辈子最开心的一晚 Yeah, it Was. Best of my life,
我得走了 I gotta go,
她说什么了 What did she say?
"他是我讨厌的那种人..." "He's one of those people that I hate..."
"但我又很爱他" "except that I'm in love with him."
拜托 闭嘴 Shut up, please.
麦朵•德利吉这个人是这样 Meadow DeRiggi lived
如果一个年轻人想充实地度过青春... exactly how a young woman should live...
她的生活就是范本 who wants to spend her youth well.
她涉猎广泛 也一事无成 She did everything and nothing".
在所有事情上花的时间 And spent time.
都是有目的的 Purposefully.
她在台上和乐队合唱 认识每一个人 She sang with the band and knew everyone
不亏欠任何人 and didn't owe anyone anything;.
就算欠了她也还不起 And couldn't pay up, even if she did.
她的美貌并不多见... Her beauty was that rare kind...
会让你更想做自己 that made you want to look more like yourself
而不是单纯地像她一样 and not tike her.
和麦朵在一起 Being around Meadow
就像身处纽约市 was like being in New York City.
她让你想要找到自己的生活 而不是逃避 It made you want to find life, not hide from it.
布鲁克 Brooke!
噢 "Oh."
没关系 It's okay,
你昨晚在哪 收到我的短信吗 Where were you last night? Did you get my text?
什么 你给她发短信了 You text her? You texted her?
关于作业的 About work.
我去下城看了一个 I went to check out this downtown band
下城风格的乐队 at this downtown bar,
-你和谁一起去的 -就我自己 -Who were you with? -Myself.
当时你说你在查分数啊 When you said you were checking out the scores,
原来你在给她发短信吗 情色短信 were you texting her? Are you sexting?
是我姐姐带我去的 It was this place my sister showed me.
你又没有姐姐 You don't have a sister,
我有 或者说马上就有了 等我妈感恩节结婚以后 I do. Or I will, when my mom gets married at Thanksgiving.
《美国女主人》作者 崔茜·费什科
你干嘛不直接给自己的蛋拍张照片发给她 Why don't you just text her a picture of your balls?
妮可 Nicolette!
这是什么 What's that?
我新写的一篇小说 It's this new story I wrote.
我要重新申请文学社 I'm gonna resubmit to the Lit Society.
等等 你已经重新写好一篇了 Wait, you wrote another one already?
-还拿半透明纸打印的 -你想看的话可以拿去 -You printed it on onionskin? -You can read it if you want.
我还多印了一份 I have an extra copy,
好 我会...告诉你我的意见 Okay. I'd... totally give you notes,
不 我不需要别人的意见 No, I don't want notes.
不过我想过了 But I thought about it
对你的小说我的确有几点建议 and I actually do have notes for you,
哦 说 Uh, sure.
你的文章就像你在模仿一个 You write like you're imitating someone
自由又野性的人... who is free and wild...
这感觉很奇怪 因为你完全不是这种人... and it is so weird, because you aren't at all...
这让我觉得很不舒服 and it made me uncomfortable.
我觉得会让每个读者都感觉不舒服 And I think it would make everyone uncomfortable.
还有 别强装幽默了 And, also, stop trying to be funny,
因为你压根不搞笑 because you're not funny,
并且 "And."
只会增加尴尬度 it just adds to the awkwardness.
噢还有 完全可以轻松删掉百分之30 Oh, and it could also be, like, 30% shorter, easy.
好吧 Okay.
谢了 Thanks.
嘿 小崔茜 Hey, Baby may!
现在这一切都是关于你们的 This is ail about you, right now.
你们要尽可能地使出全力 And you're giving it as much as you've got,
发掘自己的内心... so reach inside you...
不管能从内心发掘出什么 and whatever it is inside of you,
都反映到这辆单车上来 you put it on the bike.
明白我说的吗 You feel me?
一个人做事情的方法体现在方方面面 How you do anything is how you do everything,
所以放手去做吧 so leave it on the ﬂoor.
你骑得很不错 You did great.
我感觉刚在自己的衣服里游完泳 I feel like I just went swimming in my clothes.
-很高兴你来了 -是吗 -I'm glad you came. -You are?
靠 我要换衣服了 约了人见面 Shit, I've gotta change, I've got a meeting.
谢了 布鲁克 Thanks, Brooke!
不用谢 亲爱的 You're welcome, honey!
天 这个铅笔裙太紧了 God, I am packed into this pencil skin,
我看上去怎么样 How do I look?
很美 You look beautiful.
但看起来像职业女性吗 But do I look professional?
跟投资方见面我真的会紧张 I get really nervous with the investors.
通常跟有钱人打交道我没问题的 I'm usually fine with wealthy people,
只是现在我有求于他们 it's just when I need something from them,
不 恰恰相反 No, it's the opposite,
他们需要你 和你的餐馆 They need you and your restaurant,
这种事情通常都是斯塔夫罗斯办的 Stavros usually does this stuff,
或许我不该去 我不擅长 Maybe I shouldn't do it. I'm not good at it.
我觉得你什么都能办到 I think you can do anything. Everything.
好 Right,
要友善 无畏 Kind and fearless,
真不可思议 其实很多时候 it's amazing how much of business
就是一件事翻来覆去说 is just stating the same thing over and over again,
你的肢体语言看上去特别自信 Your body language looked very self-confident.
谢谢 你让我感觉自己特别聪明 Thanks. You make me feel really smart.
你想去餐馆看看吗 Do you wanna see it?
好啊 Yeah!
前面这部分白天的时候是商店... The front part would be like a shop during the day...
杂货店那种的 like a general store
或者一个漂亮的酒窖 还有欧洲进口的糖果 or a really nice bodega, candy from Europe.
礼拜一我们开始做演示方案 四月开张 On Monday, we start demo, and we open in April.
我们还会开烹饪课 We'd also have cooking classes,
或许还能理发 Maybe cut hair.
会像是一个社区中心 "It would be like a community center."
餐馆 商店 全都在这里 and restaurant and a store all in one.
比如你 就会非常喜欢来这 It would be the place that you, like, loved to be,
我真希望自己小时候身边有这种地方 I wish I had something like that growing up,
是啊 新泽西的郊区 Yeah, suburban New Jersey
的确没有这样的地方 isn't great with this kind of stuff,
每个盘子都是不一样的 来 我给你看 Each plate would be different, Here, let me show you.
我能来当服务生吗 Can I be a waitress here?
看见没 这些盘子 See? Look at all these plates.
天 你真的有好多盘子啊 Holy shit, you have a lot of plates.
很久以前我开始收集盘子 I started collecting them so long ago,
以前我都不知道原因 现在终于明白了 I didn't know why and now I have a why,
这会是间很棒的餐馆 This is going to be a great restaurant,
我知道 I know!
你也会亲自做菜吗 Are you going to cook, too?
我会帮忙设计菜单 厨房如果有需要我会去 I'll help create the menu and I'll pitch in when needed.
我没受过专业训练 I'm not trained,
但我很喜欢在家里做饭 but I'm an enthusiastic home cook.
我以前总和妈妈一起做饭 I always used to cook with my mom.
餐馆名字就叫这个"妈妈家" That's the name of the restaurant, Mom's.
所有格单词 Possessive,
"我们去'妈妈家'吃晚饭吧" "Let's go to Mom's for dinner,."
是啊 完全可行 Yeah, it totally works.
我能来当服务员吗 Can I be a waitress here?
我会全力以赴 I want the whole deal,
使出全力经营 一眨眼就到了40岁 I want the dead on my feet, wake up and I'm 40.
我这一辈子 I've spent my whole life
都在追求这个追求那个 敲别人家的门... chasing after things and knocking at doors...
一直追着别人 我厌倦了 and I'm tired of running towards people.
我要这里成为人们想来的地方 I wan! To be the place that people come to.
创造一个家 I want to make a home
给所有四处追寻的人 for all the knockers and runners.
这我很擅长 也乐意去做 I'm good at that. I'm happy with that.
我给大家取暖 I keep the hearth.
取暖这个词没说错吧 That's a word, right? Hearth?
我给初中生当家教 I tutor junior high
因为我的高考分数不够高 because I didn't gel high enough SAT scores
不够辅导别人高考的... to do SAT tutoring...
但辅导高考挣的钱要多多了 but you make way more money doing SAT's.
所以 我打算再考一次 So, I'm gonna lake the SAT's again
这样家教这边我也能挣更多钱了 so I can make inroads into that racket'
我一向都很擅长考试 I've always been a really good test taker.
等我变成餐馆老板 这些就都不必做了 None of this will be necessary when I'm a restaurateur.
但这样挺好 安排自己的各种工作 But I'm good that way, curating my employment.
那 我该在这里等你还是... So, um, should I wait here, or...
噢我以为你要回学校呢 Oh, I thought you had to go back to school,
是 我是该回去 Right. I should.
你想留这吗 Do you want to stay?
如果你不介意的话 I mean, if you don't mind.
我很想让你也进来 但佩吉的妈妈 I'd invite you in, but Peggy's mom
不久刚因为躁郁症入院治疗 just got institutionalized for bipolar disorder,
所以这家人真挺麻烦的 so shit's pretty real upstairs.
家教的内容是60%的中学数学... Tutoring is like 60% middle school math...
40%是吹嘘自己懂得特多 40% I know too much about them.
没事 那我回家好了 That's okay, then, I'll just go home.
你还记得我家在哪吧 You remember where my apartment is,
去吧 拿着我的东西 go there. Bring my shit,
真的吗 Seriously?
去买点意面 我回家做 Pick up some pasta, I'll cook.
你要哪种... What kind of...
妈 你在家吗 Mom? Hey, are you there?
靠 Shit.
我想问问 I just wanted to know
如果你想买好一点的意面 what kind of pasta you'd buy".
会买哪种啊 If you wanted to buy a nice pasta.
哪个牌子 Like, the brand?
收到留言的话能马上打回来吗 If you get this, can you call me back right away?
这种形状像领结的 买这种吗 This one is like bowties, Get that?
他们有普通的长条形的吗 Do they have regular spaghetti?
"意面"这个词指的是同一种 Is that pasta the same way as the others?
这是什么情色游戏是么 Is this some sex game?
没有 我们真的在说意面 No, we're actually talking about pasta,
-喂 -我在 -Hello! -Yes.
你怎么不拿意面塞她下面 Why don't you just put pasta up her pussy?
妮可 拜托 Nicolette, seriously!
我记得有次是空心短管形的 很好吃 I remember once enjoying a rigatoni dish.
好那我就买这种 还有领结形的 So, I'll get that and I'll get the bowties,
还有贝壳形的 And there's shells,
我记得眺望河对面... I remember looking across the river...
曼哈顿高楼永不间断的灯光 at the unblinking lights of Manhattan buildings.
在想是谁住在那里 Wondering who lived there.
X是多少都有可能 这就是X为什么是个疯狂的字母 X can be anything, any number, that's what's crazy about X.
我只想走进这些大楼 I just wanted to enter those spaces
爬上楼梯 然后进入梦乡 and crawl up on the floor and go to sleep.
不是这样的 它是个不确定的数 X doesn't roll like that, X can't be pinned down!
我现在也成了这的一部分 I was part of it now.
在一幢临时 On the fifth ﬂoor,
商业楼公寓的五楼 in a temporary commercial apartment.
这就是我们的城堡 堡垒 There was our castle, our fortress.
但在窗外 But Outside the windows,
我能听见凿岩机轰轰作响的声音 I could hear the hot sound of jackhammers. ..
它正将这城市瓦解 Taking the city apart.
在纽约 街坊邻里变化之快 In New York, neighborhoods change
就像天气变化一样 as quickly as the weather.
或者应该反过来说 Or maybe it's the other way around.
但我没能警告麦朵 But I couldn't warn Meadow.
在我注意到的时候 已经太迟了 By the time I noticed it. It was already too late,
奈特在Instagram上发了张图 Nate dropped a gram on instagram.
gram指照片 That means a picture.
好像薄荷糖广告啊 有腔调 It looks like a really stylish breath mint ad,
是啊 戴夫是个摄影爱好者 I know! Dave's a real shutterbug.
他有自己的手机App He made his own app.
这两杯酒能换个免费热狗吗 Did these two drinks earn me another free hot dog?
我很想进军App产业 I would love to get into the app business.
我爸和你妈好像就是网上认识的 I think my dad met your mom on the Internet.
是啊 一个免费的约会网站 Yeah, on a free dating website.
他俩钱都没付 They didn't even pay,
恶心啊 不过是不是现在都这样 Gross. But also I guess it's proforma now?
我爸真是个怪人 My dad's so strange,
他肯定要让她也信天主教了 I'm sure he's making her convert to Catholicism.
是吗 怎么回事 Yeah, what's that about?
他现在特别虔诚信天主教 He's real Catholic now,
很无聊的 但是在我妈生病之后 it's so boring, but it happened
他才这样的 when my mom got sick,
她自己其实并没很虔诚 他是个地质学家 She was never that into it. He's a geologist.
我知道 我以前都不认识谁是地质学家的 I know. I'd never met a geologist before.
很奇怪吧 一个研究石头的人 It's weird that someone who studies rocks
能这么信奉耶稣 can be really into Jesus,
你妈妈以前是做什么的 What did your mom do?
她是特教老师 She was a special education teacher.
真好 That's so nice.
她特别擅长做这个 She was really good at it.
我现在还是不喜欢嘲笑别人智商的笑话 I still don't like retarded jokes,
想看看她的照片吗 Do you want to see a picture of her?
她长得不像你 She doesn't look like you,
但你们有一样的表情 but she has your expression, you know?
你好 Hi.
你好 Hello,
嗨 我不知道你是否还记得我 Hi. I don't know if you remember me,
我们是高中同学 we went to high school together,
我叫安娜•维勒 Anna Wheeler?
噢是啊 Oh, Yeah!
我在《万事成空》[音乐剧]里合唱的 I was in the chorus of Anything Goes?
我靠 是你 Holy shit, yeah!
你来纽约做什么了 What are you doing in the city?
你住这里吗 Do you live here?
不 我住特纳夫莱 No, I'm in Tenafly.
我未婚夫和我刚才去看了出剧 My fiancé and I just went to see a show'
-哪个 -《另一个荒芜城市》 -Which one? -Other Desert Cities.
哦这剧烂透了 Oh, that's a piece of shit.
主演换了 现在那个女的糟透了 And the girl who replaced the lead is awful.
我以前和她一起玩的 不过她年纪更大一些 I used to run around with her, well, she was older, is older.
我们觉得很棒 We loved it.
你们打算喝什么 我请你们喝一杯吧 What are you guys drinking? Let me buy you a drink,
没事 不用 You know, that's okay,
我只想跟你说 因为... I just wanted to tell you because...
我以前在高中的时候 I never had the courage to do it
一直没有勇气开口 when I was actually in high school:
你以前真的伤到了我 You really hurt my feelings,
什么 What?
你不记得了 You don't remember?
我做什么了 What did I do?
那事啊"是啊 好苦" That thing? "Yep, bitter."
我完全不知道你特么的在说啥 I don't Know what the fuck you're talking about!
我一直很喜欢你的 I always liked you,
-你和你的朋友埃布 -埃布啊 -You and your friend Abe? -Abe!
你俩以前... You guys used to do this thing...
当你们走路靠近我时... where you would walk up to me...
会摸摸我的皮肤 然后尝一口 touch my skin and then like taste it
思考一阵然后说 and think for a minute, and then say:
"是啊 好苦" 然后大笑 "Yep, bitter." And then laugh,
噢是 的确是这样嘛 Right! We did do that, didn't we?
我们以前真是怪胎 We were weird,
每次你们这样做 我都在场的好吗 I was standing right there, every single time you did it.
真的很恶毒 It was really mean.
现在我只想对你说 操你妈的 And I just wanted to say fuck you.
哇 哇 Whoa! Whoa.
你俩这样对待我 The way you treated me
让我很长时间以来都一蹶不振 really messed me up for a long time,
高中里人人都是混球 Everyone is an asshole in high school!
你让很多人都心里不好受 不仅仅是我 You made a lo! Of people feel bad, not just me.
我为以前那个13岁的小女孩 也就是你 I feel sorry for the 13-year-old girl
感到抱歉... that was you...
但不为现在的你抱歉了 but I don't Feel sorry for you now.
我们当时已经17了 We were 17.
如果我还是13岁 我会跟你道歉 If I was 13, I'd apologize to you,
但现在我们都... but seeing as both of us are...
二十多岁了 我觉得没道歉的必要了 in our 20s, I don't feel the need.
-我刚过了30岁生日 -生日快乐啊 -I just turned 30. -Happy Birthday.
-谢谢 -不用 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
-你就是个婊子 -为什么啊 -You're a bitch. -Why?
是你才记恨这种事记恨了 You're the one that hung onto this grudge
特么的这么久 for so fucking long!
你刚才走过来的时候我都没认出你 I didn't even recognize you when you walked up,
我不是恶毒才那么说的 事情就是这样好么 I don't say that to be mean, that's the way it should be.
你还是老样子啊 恶毒的女人 You're the same, Malevolent.
你以前的确苦得很 You were bitter,
所以你才受伤那么深吧 That's probably why it hurt so much.
因为那是实话 Because it was true,
我希望你万事触霉头 I wish all bad things on you,
我可不这么希望你 因为你怎么样我无所谓 I don't on you because I don't care,
你也不该有所谓 And neither should you!
刚才简直是鸡飞狗跳 这女人当自己谁啊 That was so dramatic! What a drama queen.
真不敢相信她现在住在特纳夫莱 I can't believe she lives in fucking Tenafly.
她现在怎么的了 很有钱么 What is she, rich now?
她胆敢那样跟我讲话 竟然还有钱 How dare she talk to me that way and be rich?
在初中 有个女生 叫塔拉•波多沃斯基 In junior high, this girl Tara Podwoski
拽我头发 叫我"私处猎手" used to pull my hair and call me a cunt hunter.
那女的指控我的事儿我可没做过 I didn't do what that girl said.
我的家教可不是那样的 I just wasn't brought up that way,
我该给埃布打个电话 看他还记得不 I should call Abe and see if he remembers,
-晚些再打 -嗯 -Maybe do it later? -Yeah.
我在高中特受欢迎 I was so popular in high school,
我都没特别使劲 but I didn't even try,
大家就是特想跟我做朋友 People just wanted to be friends with me.
这种事我自己是不在乎的 I didn't care about that stuff,
当别人告诉我 我特别受欢迎时 When someone told me I was popular,
我还问"是吗 奇怪啊" I was like, "Really? Weird."
这就是你受欢迎的原因 That's why you were popular,
受欢迎的小孩从不在意这些 我就是过分在意了 Popular kids never care, I cared too much,
如果你想知道受欢迎的小孩都做了些什么 Like if you want lo know all the popular kids' business,
得去问那些不受欢迎的 ask an unpopular kid,
他们才什么都知道 They're the ones who know everything,
因为他们才对这些事特别上心 'cause they're the ones who really pay attention,
这段话我会精简一下 然后加工 I'm gonna shorten that, punch it up,
变成一条推特发出去 and turn it into a tweet,
没事吧 我给你灌了太多酒了吗 Oh, no! Did I feed you too much liquor?
没关系 我没事 It's okay. I'll be okay,
给你叫辆出租车吧 Let's get you a cab,
我再去你家过夜可以吗 Would it be okay if I slept over again?
我很肯定 大学生活应该 I'm pretty sure college is supposed to be
比我现在过得要有趣 more fun than I'm having,
该死 Damn it.
-我还挺有魅力的 -啊 -I'm kind of attractive. -Ugh,
我还想再喝一杯 这会太疯了吗 I might be up for another drink. Is that crazy?
-该死 -怎么了 -Goddamn it! -What?
他娘的 Fuck me!
怎么了 What's happening?
真他妈的难以置信 I fucking don't believe this shit!
去他娘的 Motherfucking shit!
天杀的 他们把锁给换了 The goddamn locks are changed!
嘿 卡林 我能借你家消防梯用用吗 Hey, Kareem, can we use your fire escape?
行 Yep,
靠 我以为我把这扇窗开着的 Shit! I thought I left this window open!
可能是我关上的 I might have closed it.
为什么 Why?
我不想你家被偷东西 I didn't want you to get robbed.
简直没法相信你竟然把我家的锁给换了 I can't believe you fucking changed my locks!
斯塔夫罗斯见到一张照片 是她在亲一个乐手 Stavros saw a picture of her kissing a musician.
斯塔夫罗斯是她男朋友 Stavros is her boyfriend.
他告诉了管理员 He told the super
布鲁克住在一个商用楼盘 that Brooke was living in a commercial space.
你住的这里也是商用的 Is your place zoned commercial?
是啊 Yeah.
希望他没有把你也给告密了 I hope he doesn't rat on you.
他不打算给餐馆投资了 He's pulling out of the restaurant,
希望斯塔夫罗斯不要把卡林也一起告密了 I hope Stavros doesn't rat out Kareem.
我的合伙人肯定都要不干了 My partners are gonna bail,
他们入伙的唯一原因是斯塔夫罗斯在 They were only in because Stavros was in,
他们会拿走我的全部存款 They can go after my savings, everything.
天哪 Oh, God.
有钱人为了不花钱什么理由都讲得出 Rich people will take any excuse not to spend money.
你看他们眼神就知道了 You can just see it in their eyes,
他们其实根本不想跟你共享富裕生活 They don't really want to share life with you,
有钱人发的万圣节糖果才是最难吃的 Rich people always give out bad Halloween candy.
承包商礼拜一需要两万块 The contractors need another $20,000 by Monday.
还有押金 五万块...我靠 And the key fee payment, that's $50,000... Oh, shit!
制冷机还有五千块 The refrigeration, that's another $5,000!
礼拜一我需要所有这些钱加起来 I need whatever that equals by Monday.
一共七万五 That's $75,000.
噢 天杀的 Oh, my fucking God!
还有别人你可以请他入伙投资的吗 Isn't there someone else you can ask to invest?
我已经给自己认识的 I already hit up every rich person I knew
所有有钱人提过了 the first time around,
这件事已经深思熟虑过了 崔茜 This was well-thought through, Tracy,
我不知道 这个项目这么有潜力 I don't know, it's such a good investment,
如果我有钱 我是会投的 I'd put money in if I had it.
你难道是个隐藏很深的有钱人 Do you secretly have money?
没 我妈没有上过班 No, my mom never worked
因为这点我爸一直挺生她的气 and my dad was always kind of mad at her for that.
但我父母离婚是要比这简单多了 But My parents' divorce was way easier than this,
那是因为他们已经 That's because they stopped
完全不在乎生活本身了 caring about life just entirely.
这不一样 That's not the same thing,
我妈死了 所以你想都别想 给我诉说你的痛苦 My mom died, so don't even start with me about your pain,
我叔叔死了 My uncle died,
露丝你闭嘴 Shut up, Ruth.
-我需要去找点答案 -我一起去 -I need some answers. -I'm coming.
我马上要比当初 I'm gonna be worse off now
准备开餐馆的时候要更穷了 than I was before I started trying to achieve stuff.
我知道渴望的滋味 I know what it is to want things.
不 你不懂 No, you don't.
你要至少30岁才能真正了解 You can't really know what it is to want things
渴望是什么滋味 until you're at least 30,
然后 随着岁数的增长 And then, with each passing year,
这感觉会越来越强... it gets bigger...
因为渴望越来越强烈 而可能性越来越小 because the want is more and the possibility is less.
过去的每一年都变得越来越快... Like how each passing year of your life seems faster...
因为它只是你完整人生中 because it's a smaller portion
很小的一部分 of your total life,
就像这样 但是相反的 Like that. But in reverse.
一切都成为纯粹的欲望 Everything becomes pure want.
好了 布鲁克 我准备好了 Okay, Brooke, I'm ready,
神灵说你要去找 Spirit says you have to seek out
一位老朋友 an old friend,
谁啊 Who?
一个曾经伤害过你的人 Somebody who hurt you.
直接告诉我该怎么办吧 Just tell me exactly what to do,
神灵说了有关... Spirit says something about...
布制品 fabric?
是你朋友麦米•克莱尔 布指的是T恤 It's your friend Mamie Claire. The fabric is the T-shirts.
是 我还看见有鲜花 Yes. And I see flowers,
硬气风格的花啊 Hard-looking flowers.
拜托 崔茜 Please, Tracy!
麦米•克莱尔是我的敌人 Mamie Claire is my enemy.
你和这女人还有未竟之事 You have unfinished business with this woman,
没没没 都结束了 告诉神灵都结束了 No, no, no, no. It's finished, Tell Spirit it's finished.
你和麦米•克莱尔到底怎么回事 What happened with Mamie Claire?
她把布鲁克害惨了 She totally screwed Brooke over,
抢了她未婚夫 还有她的创意 She married her fiance and stole her idea.
我绝对没回过头找他们 I never looked back,
是 但我看见是她啊... Yeah, I'm seeing this. But...
噢 我看见有树 Oh, I'm seeing trees.
你说她家是在康州 You said she lives in Connecticut,
康州有很多树啊 There are trees in Connecticut.
这么说的话 树这种东西 Well, to be fair, there are trees
到处都是吧 pretty much everywhere,
你必须听神灵的 You have to listen to Spirit.
麦米•克莱尔可以给你这笔钱 Mamie Claire can give you the money,
格林威治 我们来了 Hi-ho, Greenwich!
真的吗 神灵能确认一下么 Really? Can we get some confirmation?
神灵这么说他确定吗 Is Spirit sure of this?
是啊 这位年轻姑娘说得对 Yeah. Look, the young one is right,
她也没那么年轻吧 She's not that young!
也就比我小个十一二岁 Ten, ten to twelve years younger.
我们属于同辈人好么 We're contemporaries, okay?
你必须去找这位麦米•克莱尔 You must seek out this Mamie Claire.
这个神灵真是烦死人 I'm so annoyed by Spirit.
道路本身是不会跟你作对的 它只是一条路 The path isn't against you, It's just the path.
是啊 我也不想这么小心眼的 Right. I don't wanna be petty.
我的家教不是这样的 I just wasn't brought up that way,
她是我的敌人 但她确实欠我的 She's my nemesis, but she does owe me.
这件事一直压在你心上 This has been heavy on you,
有时候 为了前行... And sometimes you have to go back...
你必须退回到过去 in order to go front,
管他的呢 我打算去格林威治了 Fuck this parade. I'm going to Greenwich.
我们一起 We're going,
你有心理准备吗 场面会很难看的 You ready for this, squirt? It's gonna get ugly.
-我准备好了 -好得很 -I'm ready, -Great.
我们要怎么去 How do we get there?
我真的不喜欢离开纽约 I really don't like to leave the city.
你要从哈钦森河滨大道转到梅里特公路 You're gonna want to lake the Hutch to the Merritt.
我敢打赌迪伦还爱着我 I'll bet Dylan is still in love with me.
跟麦米•克莱尔结婚就好比是 Marrying Mamie Claire is like buying
在老海军买了一件羊绒毛衣 a cashmere sweater from Old Navy.
就算他不爱你 这也是个很好的投资机会 Even if he's not, this is a great investment,
别忘了 她还欠你的 And don't forget, she still owes you,
是啊 双赢 Yeah, it's win-win.
因为我敢肯定他还爱着我 Because I'm sure he still loves me.
我开车送你们去康州 I'm not driving you to Connecticut
可不是让你们去破坏别人家庭的 to break up a marriage.
我本该在寝室读尼各马科伦理学的 I should be in my room reading Nicomachean Ethics.
-冷静点 有钱公子 -我没有钱 -Oh, calm down, rich boy. -I'm not rich!
你当然有钱了 你有车 Yes, you are. You have a car,
我没钱 我爸是机械工 No, I'm not. My dad is a mechanic.
他和我叔叔有间车间 He and my uncle have a body shop.
我能有这辆车是因为他能给我的只有这 I have this car because it Was something he could give me.
抱歉 我好像冒犯到你男朋友了 Sorry. I think I offended your boyfriend.
他不是她男朋友 是我的 He's not her boyfriend. He's mine.
你跟来干嘛 Why are you here?
因为崔茜让托尼开车送你们 Because Tracy made Tony drive you,
我问的是你 But why did you come?
我前男友和别的女人通奸 I had a bad experience with adultery before.
我上一个男朋友 My last boyfriend
在我们还在一起的时候 跟别的女人通奸了... committed adultery when we were together...
我不想让自己的男朋友行为太过分 and I just don't like to let my boyfriends get too far,
通奸 这事很要紧吗 Adultery? Why the fuck does it matter?
你们几个都是18岁 You're all 18.
这种老年人的道德标准关你们什么事 Where is this old person morality coming from?
18岁的时候是谈不上什么出轨的 There's no cheating when you're 18.
我们就该每时每刻都在互相摸来摸去啊 You should all be touching each other all the time'
你们有没有过这种感觉 在开车旅行时... Do you ever get that feeling when you're on a car trip...
永远都到不了目的地 that you never want to get where you're going?
也希望这永远不会结束 That you never want it to end?
妮可 Nicolette!
你他妈的吓死我了 You fuckin' scared the shit out of me!
亲爱的 我...刚才很舒服 Sweetie, I... It feels nice.
我是说 我在开车 我不能...现在不行 I mean, I'm driving, I can't... I can't right now.
他该跟你在一起的 而不是那个哥特家庭妇女 You should be with him, not that goth housewife,
不 他先认识了我 还是选了她 No, He knew me and he chose her,
只是因为你允许了 Only because you let him.
对你想要的东西 你要追求到底 You have to chase down the things that you want.
我觉得还是算了吧 I was just gonna let it go,
有时候我不知道你到底是个禅师呢 Sometimes I don't know if you're a Zen master
还是个反社会 or a sociopath.
我只是个正常人 I'm just normal,
能抓一下脖子吗 Can you stay on the neck?
那里 Like that?
我会给他来一次终身难忘的后背按摩 I'll give him a backrub he won't soon forget.
你看 你真是毫不在意呢 See, you don't give a shit, do you?
我很高兴你站在我这边 I'm so glad you're on my team,
到那时为止 所有那些 The very things that had worked
麦朵打理得妥妥帖帖的事... so well for Meadow, up until then...
开始分崩离析 消失不见 had started turning and fading.
她没有别的技能 She had no other skills,
来在这个世界生存 no other way of dealing with the world.
在一瞬间 她的迷人突然变成了 In one instant her behaviors turned from charming
边缘性歇斯底里 to borderline hysteria.
人们可以感到她即将面对的失败 People could feel Her failure coming;
她闻上去有腐臭的味道 She smelled o! Something rotten.
她的青春已死 Her youth had died
所做的只是拖着腐臭的尸体奔波 and she was dragging around the decaying carcass.
不知为何 我成了那个抬棺材的人 I had somehow become the pallbearer.
我想找麦米•克莱尔的地址 I'm trying to find Mamie Claire's address,
她改随夫姓了 Does she have a different last name?
我还记得她家什么样子 就像照片一样 I have a visual memory of it. It's kind of photographic.
噢 你以前来过 Oh, you've been here?
我以前跟踪他们来过这一次 Well, I kind of stalked them once.
我当时特生气 I was so pissed,
是 就这幢 Yep. This is it.
噢 大家一起么 Oh, we're all going?
行 看上去像一群疯子 但或许是好事 Okay, we look crazy, but maybe that's good,
有事吗 Can I help you?
你好 我想问麦米•克莱尔或者迪伦在家吗 Hi, yes, I was wondering, is Mamie Claire or Dylan in?
-我是他们的老朋友 -找错地方了 -I'm an old friend. -Wrong house.
噢 她家是哪一幢 Oh. Which is their house?
我不是本地人 我从纽约来的 I don't come here, I live in New York.
我带你们去 I'll lake you there.
你们在那等一下 You guys just wait there.
哈洛 Harold?
我昨晚在做什么你知道么 What do you think I was doing last night?
不知道啊 哈洛 看未成年毛片么 I don't know, Harold. Watching kiddie porn?
我听见你和你老公大声嚷嚷 I was listening to you and your husband shout,
让我没法睡觉 and I was not sleeping,
真不好意思啊 打搅你看未成年毛片了 So sorry we interrupted your kiddie porn.
我是儿科医生 I'm a pediatrician,
那是当然 Obviously.
下次再听到那么大的声音 Next time I hear decibel levels like that,
我会报警的 I'm calling the cops.
说到做到 That is a promise,
她家就是这 This is the house,
你好啊 Hello!
你来这干嘛 这些人都是谁 What are you doing here? Who are these people?
崔茜的妈妈要跟我爸结婚了 Tracy's mom is marrying my dad,
托尼负责开车 妮可负责吃醋 Tony drove, Nicolette is jealous,
-嗨 我叫崔茜 -嗨 我叫麦米•克莱尔 -Hi, I'm Tracy. -Hi, Mamie Claire.
-我是妮可 -我是麦米•克莱尔 -Nicolette. -Mamie Claire.
我叫托尼 I'm Tony.
等等 你不用开口 我知道你叫麦米•克莱尔 Wail, don't tell me, Mamie Claire.
我以为我们互不理睬了 I thought we weren't speaking,
是 我想做出改变 Right, I want to change that.
我有件事真的特别想 And I have something that I really need
告你你和迪伦 to talk to you and Dylan about,
-迪伦不在家 -他去哪了 -Dylan's not here, -Where is he?
他在一个退休社区中心当志愿者 He volunteers at a retirement community,
我现在正在忙 I'm in the middle of something
这是我们几个的事 类似于派对 that's this thing we do, It's like a party.
没关系啊 That's okay,
轮不到你来说"没关系" "It's not for you to say okay."
要说也是我来说 it's for me to say okay.
我们回车里等 We'll wait in the car,
不行 这太奇怪了 No, that's weird.
在车里等很正常的 People wail in cars,
你和你的跟班可以在厨房等着 You and your posse can hang out in the kitchen,
好极 Great!
福克纳对语言的使用 Faulkner uses language
好比现代派画家对颜料的使用 the way the Modernist painters were using paint.
探索单词的真实性 Exploring the reality of words,
或者是颜料 or paint itself,
只有福克纳在他笔下的人物... Only Faulkner was interested in how this happens...
试图互相交流时 while his characters
对一切发生的原因感兴趣 are actually trying to communicate,
我靠 这些孕妇 Holy shit, these pregnant women
超聪明啊 are super smart,
不知道你们饿了没有 I don't know if you're hungry,
饿了可以吃这些 but this is for if you're hungry.
你家真漂亮啊 This place is amazing.
谢谢 Thank you.
真他妈的太漂亮了 It's really fucking nice.
谢谢 Thank you,
你介意我们一起参与讨论吗 Would it be okay if we sat in on your discussion?
可以啊 Uh, yeah, I guess.
这礼拜讨论的书是福克纳的《村子》 This week's book is Faulkner's The Hamlet.
之后是一本雅克•德里达的 Followed by a kind of junky biography
毫无价值的传记 但挺有意思的 of Derrida, but it's fun.
好棒 Awesome,
看这啊 Look at this,
她因为划船比赛被塔夫茨大学录取了 "Apparently, she got recruited by Tufts for crew."
然后去上了大学以后她再没参加过 and then went but never did it.
她就是这种人 I mean, that's the kind of person she is,
狡猾奸诈 just sly and shitty.
如果能这样那我也会这么做 我体育很差 I would do that if I could, I wasn't good at sports,
是啊 我也会 Yeah, I would too,
但这不会是我的性格组成 but it wouldn't be like my character,
只是偶然做出的一件事而已 It would just be something I did.
什么时候这变成同一回事了 When does that become the same thing?
我不知道 I don't Know.
你看起来真美 You look amazing.
这些小孩跟着你做什么 Why are all these kids with you?
他们才不是小孩 如果他们是小孩 那我们也是 They aren't kids. If they're kids, we are,
我是合伙人 马上也会是她妹妹 I'm an associate and her almost-sister,
我真的要跟你谈谈 I really need to talk to you,
行 你觉得要跟我谈多久 因为... Okay, how long do you think you'll need with me, because...
你觉得迪伦还要多久 How long do you think Dylan will be giving back
从那老人院回来 at the old folks' home?
我想跟他也谈谈 I'd also like to talk with him,
我们俩都很忙 We're both very busy,
这之后我还跟人有约 I have an appointment after this,
拜托 麦米•克莱尔 这说法有点蠢吧 Oh, come on, Mamie Claire, that's stupid,
-你才不是真的忙 -我当然是 -You aren't really busy. -Yes, I am!
记住一句真理 Remember this truth,
那些没有工作的人... it is only people who don't have jobs...
和没有事情可以做的人 and don't have anything to do,
总是特别的忙 that are always fucking busy,
你到底在忙什么 Like, what are you doing?
我们开了个社区农场 养了山羊 We started a community farm, We have goats.
山羊更符合可持续发展 它们体型小 Goats are more sustainable. They're smaller.
-比谁小 -奶牛 -Than what? -Cows.
麦米•克莱尔 大家准备走了 Mamie Claire? People are leaving,
失陪了啊 我要送客人出门 Excuse me, I have to see my guests out,
我想跟玛西说声再见 I want to say goodbye to Marcy.
你现在又喜欢上玛西了 Do you have a crush on Marcy now?
她已经怀孕7个月了 She's seven months pregnant.
这你都知道啊 Why do you know that?
再见 玛西 Bye, Marcy.
再见 托尼 Bye, Tony.
回头见 See you guys.
麦米•克莱尔 我和妮可 Mamie Claire, can me and Nicolette
-可以玩你的国际象棋吗 -可以 -play with your chess set? -Yes.
再见 托尼 Bye, Tony,
再见 纳迪娅 Bye, Nadia.
你没事吧 凯伦 Everything okay, Karen?
恩没事 我在等我老公来接 Yes, I'm just waiting for my husband.
他迟到了 He's late to pick me up,
想和我们一起下棋吗 You want to play chess with us?
你得教我啊 You have to leach me!
不 他随时就到了 No, he'll be here any minute.
对不起 我的开场白没说好 Sorry, I got started on the wrong foot there.
我本想说 我很想你的 I meant to say I've been missing you
你是我的朋友... as a friend and...
她有个很棒的商业机会要和你们分享 She has a very exciting business opportunity for you.
我想给你和迪伦提供一个机会 And I wanted to bring it to you and Dylan
我很友好的没有敌意 as a peace offering,
你肯定会想听一听的 I really think you're gonna want to hear about this.
我上一次见你的时候 你躲在灌木丛里 The last time I saw you, you were hiding in the bushes,
开始语无伦次地 And then you started incoherently
冲着我和我老公大喊大叫... yelling at Me and my husband...
说我们毁了你的人生什么的 about how we had ruined your life.
再之前的一次 And the time before that,
你在我婚礼上吐了 you were throwing up at my wedding.
这就是为什么我要向你们 Which is why I'm bringing you
提供这个激动人心的商业机会 this exciting business opportunity!
你什么时候吃了我的象 When did you take my bishop?
我要提供的是 I would like to offer you a share
我即将开张的餐馆的股份 in a restaurant I'm starting,
为什么啊 Why?
因为一切都准备就绪了 只等开业 Because it's all setup and ready to go.
我已经可以招揽到大批顾客 And I already have an ability to draw a crowd,
会完美至极的 and it's just gonna be perfect!
你会很喜欢的 迪伦肯定也是 You'll love it. So will Dylan.
还有很多其他的投资人可以找 There are lots of other investors,
但也没有那么多 不会削弱你们的投资的 But not so many that it would dilute your investment.
所以你来这里是为什么 So why are you here?
其中一个投资人他出了点问题 "Well, there was a slight snafu with one of our people."
所以空出了一个绝佳的位置 which allowed a very coveted spot to open up,
我只告诉你们了 which I'm offering only to you guys.
现在让我投资什么的 It's not really a good time for me
真的不是时候 to get involved with business.
-为什么 -我在努力要个孩子 -Why? -I'm trying to have a baby,
你绝对不会后悔的 You'll never regret it.
谢谢你 凯伦 Thank you, Karen,
你只需要提供资金 It's just money,
具体的事情你不用操心 You don't have to do any of the work.
坐享荣耀和收益就行了... You get the glory, and the profit...
以及参与到一件 and the satisfaction
这么好的事情里身心获得的满足感 of being involved with something awesome.
我觉得迪伦不会感兴趣的 I don't think Dylan will buy into it.
我们最近收藏了出租车牌照 We recently lost money
亏了钱 purchasing taxi cab medallions.
我无意说什么越界的话啊 I don't mean to overstep my bounds here,
但我觉得你可能是想错了 but I think that you might be wrong,
他什么时候会回家 When is he coming back?
我真的应该集中精力造人 I really need to focus on having children.
不该浪费精力在这件事上 This is not part of what I need to focus on,
不行...我能直接拒绝吗 No. Just... Can I just say no?
不 你不能直接拒绝 为什么啊 No, you cannot "just say no." Why not?
我不需要理由 I don't need a why,
这点钱对你们来说是毛毛雨 This money would mean nothing to you,
看看这些破玩艺 这房子 Look at all this shit, this house,
凉台上的家具 that patio furniture,
你们完全可以送人 自己不会在乎 You could spare it, you wouldn't even miss it.
而且真的能挣钱 And it really would make a profit,
不 你不能逼我 No. You can't make me.
我当然能 因为你欠我的 Yes, I can because you owe me!
布鲁克... Um, Brooke...
我不欠你什么 I don't owe you,
迪伦的事 你实在令人反感 For Dylan, because that was just skanky.
但讲真 我的T恤创意 But really for the T-shirts,
你偷走了我的创意 你自己清楚 You stole my T-shirt idea and you know it.
我没有偷你的创意 I did not steal your idea,
是我想出来的 我说的时候你正好在场 It was my idea and you were there when I had it.
不是 No!
完全搞错了吧你 That is so wrong,
我记得我当时说 I remember it like the minute I said,
"如果这些花可以看上去 硬气一点呢" "What if these ﬂowers were, like, tough?"
我们就开始讨论 And then we started riffing about it.
但是是我先说的 But I said it first!
才不是 No, you didn't,
你声音这么平静的时候真的很烦人 You are so annoying when you get calm voice!
靠 这两只猫是我的吗 Are those my fucking cats?
它们是我的 我付了手术费 They're mine. I paid for their cat surgery,
所以它们是我的了 so they're mine.
我的猫是死了然后你没告诉我 Did my cats die and you didn't tell me?
然后你买了一样的来替补 Are those replacement cats?
没有 还是同样的两只猫 No! They're the same goddamn cats!
如果这么下 你的马就有危险了 If you do that, your knight is vulnerable,
什么 What?
噢 谢了 Oh, thanks.
你松手了 这一步你已经下好了 You took your finger off it, you made the move.
我松手了 Hook my finger off it?
我在跟谁下棋呢啊 深蓝电脑么 Who am I playing here, Deep Blue?
凯伦 进来等吧 喝杯酒 Karen, come inside. Have a glass of wine,
不用了 我没事 Oh, no, I'm fine.
他马上就来 He'll be here,
所以你是否认了吗 So you deny it? That you profited
否认你用偷来的创意挣了钱 from her idea that you stole?
我没否认 她说得没错 No, I don't deny it. She's right.
T恤确实是她的创意 The T-shirts were her idea,
那你刚才为什么那么说 Then why did you just say that?
我喜欢惹她生气 太容易了 I like making her mad, it's so easy.
你偷走了她的创意 这不公平 麦米•克莱尔 You took her idea. That's not just, Mamie Claire.
不 我有试着让她一起做的 No, I tried to include her.
我安排了会面 I set up a meeting with some people
她没有来 and she never showed up,
我和迪伦结婚之后 And then she stopped speaking to me
她就不跟我说话了... when me and Dylan got married...
我就想我干脆自己做好了 so I figured I could just go do it.
所以怪她咯 So it's her fault?
没 她说得对 她很多点子我都拿走了 No. She is right that I stole a lot of her life ideas.
她确实比我更有创意 She really is more creative than I am,
但她反正也不会付诸实际 But she never would have used them.
从来不会坚持做下去 She has no follow through.
所以怪不得任何人咯 So it's no one's fault,
显然嘛 一贯如此 Obviously. That's always true.
你知道吗 这个餐馆真的会很棒 You know, the restaurant is going to be really great.
她会坚持做下去的 She's following through with that.
如果她有这机会的话 If she's allowed to.
-将军 -等等 -Check. -Wait.
什么 才没有 What? No, it isn't.
将军 Check,
我不想玩了 I don't want to play anymore,
拜托 Oh, come on.
我突然不想继续玩了 I just don't feel like playing right now.
我正准备赢了你怎么能不玩了 You can't just quit right before I'm about to win.
没心情了呗 没心情做事情了不是很正常吗 I'm just not in the mood. People can be not in the mood.
我绝对没法做你老妈 感谢老天爷 I couldn't be your mother, thank God.
你多大了 30么 我们18岁 What are you, 30? We're 18.
你可以当我妈啊 12岁生小孩不是不可以 You could. Twelve year olds can have kids.
-去你妈的 -麦米•克莱尔 -Fuck you. -Mamie Claire'
抱歉 凯伦 Sorry, Karen.
爸 我现在不能接电话 Hey, Dad. I can't really talk right now,
-布鲁克...-我明天再打给你 -Brooke... -I'll call you tomorrow.
我正有事在忙 I'm in the middle of something,
是 我知道你大概是不会关心的... Yeah, I know you probably don't care...
我有关心很多事啊 I care about things.
但我不打算结婚了 But I'm not getting married.
真的 Oh, really?
是啊 我们昨晚取消了婚约 No. We called it off last night.
这样最好了 我的确也没有真正很了解她 It's for the best. I don't really know her.
是啊 Yeah.
她也没有很虔诚信教 She wasn't committed to the church, either.
之前她都是被迫的 I think that was all forced.
是啊 当然 Sure, sure.
你没事吧 You Okay?
嗯 我只是... Yes, I just...
你们真的不结婚啦 You're really not doing it?
我以为你们很有共同语言 I thought you guys were really symbiotic,
不是网上的运算结果才让你们认识的吗 Wasn't it a web algorithm that got you together?
她看上去很不错啊 She seems amazing.
你都从没见过斯蒂维 You never even met Stevie.
我听你说起过啊 我已经认识她了 Through you, I met her!
拜托 爸 我不知道 别就这样退出了 Come on, Dad, I don't know. Don't just bail.
我们卡迪纳斯家的人总是这样 That's what the Cardinases always do,
回头就做别的事情了 move onto something else,
坚持住啊 Hang in there!
显然我很吃惊你对这件事这么看重 Frankly, I'm surprised you're so invested in this.
相信我 这是最好的决定 Believe me, it's for the best.
我得挂了 I have to go,
有个很重要的商务会议 I have a really important business meeting.
我爱你 I love you,
你愿意的话可以回家来过感恩节 We can do Thanksgiving at my house if you want,
反正也不会举行婚礼了 since there won't be a wedding;.
不用了 我大概会 No, I'll probably just end up
做点特悲伤但年轻人才做的事 doing something depressing, but young.
回家其实只需一趟巴士就到了 Home is only a bus ride away.
是吗 我开玩笑呢 的确 Is it? Just kidding, it is,
那我和崔茜怎么办 So, what does this make me and Tracy?
崔茜是谁 Who's Tracy?
无所谓了 Never mind.
哦 她女儿啊 Oh, right, her daughter.
不怎么办吧 我猜 Nothing, I guess.
你好啊 Hello,
对不起 我不是故意偷看的 Sorry, I didn't mean to sneak.
你在跟踪我 Are you stalking me?
我把包放这个房间了 I left my tote in here,
要吃点头痛药 I need my migraine pills,
给我喝一口 Let me have a sip,
你觉得我们还会在这里呆多久 How much longer do you think we'll be here?
我不知道 要呆多久就呆呗 I don't know, however long it takes,
等迪伦回家吧 After Dylan comes home, maybe,
你来这到底有什么目的吗 What are you really trying to accomplish here?
我在享受这栋漂亮的别墅 I'm enjoying this really stylish house,
住在郊区的时候 When you live in suburbia,
呆在家里得真正特开心才行 you have to really like being in your house.
我不是... That's not what I...
这整件事 你想怎样 What're you doing with this whole thing?
我希望布鲁克能开成餐馆 I want Brooke to get her restaurant,
我在帮她啊 I'm helping out,
顺便啊 我看了你的小说 I read your story, by the way,
布鲁克就是那个主角嘛 Brooke is the woman in your piece.
你这是在搜集素材 You're collecting material,
小说你喜欢么 Did you like it?
我们说的不是这个 That's not what we're talking about,
你来这又是干嘛了 Why are you here?
你们需要有人开车 是你逼我来的 You needed a ride. You forced me.
被逼的感觉怎么样 How does it feel to be forced?
挺不舒服的 Feels uncomfortable,
那你现在感觉怎么样 And how do you feel now?
还是很不舒服 Still uncomfortable,
-我不想这样 -你就是想 -This is not what I want. -It is what you want...
但如果你想要 你会感觉很自责 But it Makes you feel like a bad person to want it.
你行为很失常啊 我不喜欢这样 You're acting really crazy. I don't like this.
你为什么就不能直接说你喜欢我的小说 Why can't You say you like my story?
我不知道 我很嫉妒 I don't know! I'm jealous!
比我的小说好 It's better than mine. Sheesh!
你想要其他人做你做不到的事 You want other people to do the things you can't
这样你就可以责怪他们 so you can blame them,
你以前人很好的 You used to be so nice!
我还是我 同一个人 I'm the same. I'm just the same
我只是换了个表达方式 in another direction now,
眼镜能还给我了吗 Can I have my glasses back?
托尼 你没有这么不明事理吧 Tony, you're more sophisticated than this!
迪伦 亲爱的 你回来啦 Dylan, baby, you're home!
你也知道我不喜欢 You know, I don't like it
你把感情强加在我身上 when you try to force affection onto me.
我只是想抱抱你 I'm just trying to hug you.
你必须得把脸贴得这么近吗 Do you have to put your face so close to mine?
这不是很好吗 It's nice.
你知道我每次去老人院之后都很不高兴 You know how upset I get when I visit the home.
那你给我说说啊 I want you to share it with me.
等我下次过去的时候 罗塞拉和洛林 Rosella and Lorene may not even be alive
很可能都不在世了 好吗 the next time I'm there. Okay?
我在思考这事情的时候 Just keep your face a little away
你的脸离我远一点 while I process that.
行吧 Fine,
这些人都是谁啊 Who are all these people?
我能要杯水吗 I wondered if I could have some water.
当然了 凯伦 Of course, Karen.
噢 嗨 凯伦 我刚没说你 Oh, hi, Karen. I don't mean you.
我叫托尼 很高兴认识你 你家很漂亮 Tony. Nice to meet you, Beautiful house, sir.
谢谢 Thank you,
你们见到一个女生么 她大概这么高 Have you seen a girl about this high?
是我女朋友 That's my girlfriend,
怎么的 还有更多人啊 No, there's more of you?
我叫崔茜 I'm Tracy,
噢我叫迪伦 崔茜是个少见的名字啊 Oh, Dylan. Tracy is a tight name.
它的确是个名字没错 It's a name that totally is a name,
但我不认识哪个真的叫崔茜的 but I don't know anyone actually named Tracy, you know?
我真的叫崔茜 I am actually named Tracy,
崔茜 Tracy!
布鲁克 Brooke!
嘿 迪伦 Hey, Dylan.
你们有人见到妮可了吗 Has anyone seen Nicolette?
先别管妮可了 Forget about Nicolette for a second,
别再勾引我了 Stop trying to seduce me.
谢谢 我觉得有点热 脱水了 Thanks. I got a little parched,
刚才坐在暖气片边上了 I think I'm sitting by a heating duct,
坐这边吧 喝杯酒 Stay here. Have a glass of wine,
不用了 泰德应该马上就到了 No, Ted really should be here soon.
-凯伦 -我能吃点零食吗 -Karen! -Can I have a snack?
-可以 -压力大的时候我就饿 -Yes, yes. -Stress makes me hungry.
布鲁克 我好久没见到你了 Brooke, I haven't seen you in a second.
没错 是吧 I know, right?
你跑来这郊区做什么了 What brings you to the burbs?
我们... We we re...
布鲁克需要钱 Brooke needs money,
不 我不是需要钱 我是介绍一个良机给你们 No, I don't need money. I come to you with an opportunity.
我已经把出租车车牌的事告诉她了 I told her about the taxi medallions.
我给你调杯酒吧 什么良机啊 Let me make you a drink, What's the opportunity?
真的很棒的 It's a good one.
我们要去巴斯金夫妻俩家吃晚饭 We're having dinner at the Baskins'.
所以不好意思啊 So I'm sorry to say it,
你们得请回了 but you guys will have to leave now,
-我能吃这个冰淇淋三明治吗 -可以 -Can I have this Chipwich? -Yes.
马蒂和吉赛尔的事情可以等等 Marty and Jiselle can wait.
你们是不是把车停在了哈洛家门口 Didn't you park over at Harold's?
你们认识哈洛 怎么会 You guys know harold? How do you know Harold?
他们不认识 They don't.
她是我的老朋友 She's an old friend,
想留下来住都可以 She can stay over if she wants.
我们有空房间给你和你的学生住 We have the room for you and your students.
他们才不是她的学生 They're not her students.
关系是要奇怪多了 It's much weirder than that.
他们是我的朋友 They're my friends,
总是跟年轻人打成一片嘛 Always running with the young crowd.
她要开间餐馆 She's starting a restaurant.
我迫不及待要告诉你了 I can't wait to tell you about it.
迪伦 我们别参合这事儿了 Dylan, let's not do this,
上一次她已经失控得不行了 She's already lost her shit once.
什么餐馆 What's the restaurant?
布鲁克 我觉得很不舒服 Brooke, this is uncomfortable.
迪伦不想参合你的事 Dylan doesn't want to do this,
你又不知道我怎么想的 You don't know what I want.
我知道你对我什么看法 I know you see me a certain way,
但我绝对不是个无聊的人 but I'm not just some square.
我可是看过涅磐乐队现场的人 I saw Nirvana live
而且还是《从不介意》发行前好久的事 and this is way before Never mind.
我觉得你很酷 You seem really cool to me.
我以前是大学广播站的DJ I DJed at my college radio station,
凌晨2点的节目 the 2:00 am slot,
我们放过Mudhoney乐队 We played Mudhoney,
Superchunk Trip Shakespeare之类的 Superchunk, Trip Shakespeare, I mean...
这里没人对你大学广播站的 No one wants to hear about your glory days
光辉岁月感兴趣好么 迪伦 in college radio, Dylan. Okay?
我感兴趣 I do.
我现在这个样子是为了你 I play this part for you,
一个穿羊毛衫的中年男人 I play the guy wearing the fleece...
但我绝不是那种 but I'm not just some asshole
只会掏钱给你健身的混蛋 bankrolling your fitness goals,
我最近很迷铁人三项 I've gotten really into triathlons.
布鲁克教别人骑单车 Brooke teaches cycling,
太酷了 So cool,
不 我只喜欢骑单车和 No, no, I only like cycling when it's combined
跑步和游泳三项一起 with running and swimming,
你为什么会想到我们 Why did you think of us?
因为我们欠她的 Because we owe her,
因为你对酷的东西感兴趣 Because you're into cool things,
我们的确是 你们想抽点大麻么 We are. You guys want to smoke some weed? Huh?
我冰箱里冷冻了一些 I have some frozen weed,
老婆 杰森给我们的大麻在哪 MC, where's that weed Jason gave us?
你已经说大麻这个词有15次了 You've just said "weed" like 15 times.
那个小孩偷了我的大麻吗 Did that kid take my weed?
没人碰过你的大麻 No! No one's touched it.
应该就放在冰淇淋三明治旁边 It should be next to the Chipwiches,
你生病了吗 Are you sick?
我好的很 No, I'm healthy.
别把我关在外面 你知道这事我有多难受 Don't shut me out. You know how hard that is for me.
你听上去像是在吃东西 You sound like you're eating something,
我帮你拿了个冰淇淋三明治 I have a Chipwich for you.
你帮我拿了个冰淇淋三明治 You brought me a Chipwich?
我可以帮你再拿一个 I can get you another one.
别烦我 Leave me alone!
很明显地 麦朵在这世上 It was clear that the thing that Meadow
最想要的东西... wanted most in the wand...
她想要它来证明自己的价值 the thing that she wanted to define her...
有这样一个地方让她挥洒时间和才华 To give her a place to put her time and talents,
她的一切... her everything...
这个餐馆 显然地 The restaurant, it was clear
绝对开不起来 that it would never happen.
最令人吃惊的是 The most surprising thing was that.
麦朵竟对这个结果感到吃惊 Meadow was actually surprised by it.
她对这个世界有着十分准确的判断... She could see the whole world with painful accuracy...
但却看不清自己和命运 But couldn't see herself or her fate.
而且那时 因为我爱她... And because I was in love with harm...
我决定 那我也看不清命运吧 I decided I couldn't see it either.
我要开间餐馆 I'm starting a restaurant,
噢 我是律师 Oh, I'm an attorney.
了不起啊 我没上过大学 That's awesome for you, I never went to college.
这也有可能只是暂时的 That doesn't have to be a permanent state.
你又不笨 You aren't an amputee,
这我知道 I know that.
你现在还可以考大学 You can still go to college,
我们抽点大麻先 然后你给我们说说这餐馆的事 We'll gel lifted and you'll tell us about this venture,
你那几个小朋友知道怎么做苹果大麻烟吗 Do any of you kids know how to make an apple bong?
没人知道怎么做苹果大麻烟 No one knows how to make an apple bong.
-我知道 -是你偷了我的叶子 -I do. -Did you take my herb?
-不是我 -我给你拿个苹果 -No. -I'll get you an apple.
这个餐馆真的会很赞的 The restaurant is really going to be amazing.
好啊 给我们推销一下吧 Right. Let's hear your pitch. Pitch us.
-什么 -推销啊 -What? -That's what you do,
如果你有什么点子 就要推销 If someone wants something, they pitch.
来吧 到这个多媒体舞台来推销 Come, pitch us on our media stage,
多媒体舞台 Your media stage?
我们之前才在这看了 《阿波卡猎逃》的蓝光 We just ran Apocalypto on Blu-Ray.
漂亮极了 Stunning. Stunning.
我很痴迷收藏黑胶 I've gotten very into vinyl,
我痴迷收藏压缩MP3 我开玩笑的 I'm into compressed MP3s. Just joking.
我有一张Mother Love Bone乐队早期的单曲 I've got a great early Mother Love Bone EP
现在这场合放再合适不过了 that would be perfect for this occasion.
唱片给人感觉真暖和 Records are so warm.
你干嘛 What are you doing?
我只想让你知道我真的很爱迪伦 I just want you lo know that I really love Dylan.
我喜欢他的金发 他的胡子 I love his blond hair and his beard.
我知道你只爱他的钱 I know that you only loved him for his money,
但我爱的是他这个人 But I love him as a person,
当然我也爱他的钱 And I also love him for his money,
但先后顺序跟你不一样 but not in that order.
我决心要过得更加幸福的 I'm committed to being a happier person,
你明白么 Do you understand?
那好... Um, well...
这会是一间餐馆 It's a restaurant,
但同时也有理发的 but also where you, like, cut hair.
我能重新开始讲么 Can I start over?
当然 我们是老朋友了 Of course. We're old friends,
好 Okay, great.
我刚才是... I was, that was...
假装是在倒带... pretend rewind. Like...
餐馆里会有... it would have...
很大又沉重的桌子椅子 big heavy tables and chairs,
嗯... "Um..."
感觉就会像是 It would feel like the home
每个人心中期待的一个家 everyone wishes they had been raised in,
每个进来的人 No one who comes there
都不会想拿出手机的 will want to take out their cellphones...
因为没有那个必要 because it won't feel that way.
就好比带着手机 It would be like taking your cellphone
去森林里 完全不搭调 out in the woods. Totally wrong,
这很粗鲁 我同意 It's so rude, I concur.
餐馆里总给人感觉是秋天 Yeah. It will always feel like fall inside.
就算在炎热的夏夜 所有窗子都开着 Even on hot summer nights with all the windows open.
人们从面包上撕下一小片一小片地吃 Loaves of bread that people tear off pieces,
这个餐馆里 凌晨2点钟 It would be the kind of place where at 2:00 am,
厨师和侍者们 the chef and the wait staff...
会出来吃点自己做的 would come out and eat something simple
简单的食物 they had fixed themselves...
和余下的客人们一起 with the remaining guests.
开一瓶上好的红酒 And open a bottle of good wine,
这会是资本主义中最好的一部分 It would be the best of capitalism.
政客们提及小规模商业模式 What politicians pretend they mean
的时候假装的就是这种思路 when they say small business.
我们会拒绝在《纽约时报》 We would resist doing too many pieces
之类的地方刊太多新闻 in the Times and stuff...
因为我们要诚信做生意 because we would want it to stay honest.
他们会想要我们扩大业务再开间连锁的 They would want us to expand and open another one".
或许最终的确会开 And maybe eventually we would.
但我们绝不会复制一间一样的 But we wouldn't try to re-create the first one.
会是一间完全不同的 It would be a totally new thing,
如果我有孩子的话 And if I ever had kids...
他们放学后会来这里 they would walk there after school
在角落的桌子做作业 and do their homework in a corner table.
他们成长的环境里 They would grow up around all these
会有很多很棒的大人 wonderful adults,
有厨师 也有兼职做侍者的演员 Chefs and actors who are waiters.
会是个有趣的大家庭 他们永远不会感到孤单 It'd be a big funny family and they'd never be lonely,
这件事你们有机会参与其中 This could all be something you guys share in.
你们会是他们的叔叔阿姨 You'd be their auntie and uncle,
成为人生和美食的一部分 pan of the life and food,
以后我会训练一个更年轻的人 Eventually I'd train someone younger than myself
打理日常事务 to run the day to day...
这样夏天我就能和家人一起去缅因州度假 so I could go up to Maine with my family in the summer.
让孩子们跳水里抓龙虾 And have the kids dive for lobsters.
大家内心都特温暖特幸福 And everyone would be so warm and happy inside
因为他们知道 knowing that in their lives...
在人生当中自己参与到了一件 they had participated in something
真正好的事情里 that was only good,
哇 Wow,
好 Yeah.
你知道吗 You know...
我在纽约市住了很多年 I lived in the city for many years.
在我去高盛之前 我... Before I started at Goldman, I was...
我在柏鲁克学院教书 I was teaching at Baruch
住在东村没有电梯的公寓楼 and I lived in an East Village walk-up,
我就是那种 I was the people,
那些美剧的里面的主角 people make television shows about,
过去的时光很美 It was quite beautiful,
这主意很有意思啊 This is very fucking interesting!
是么 Really?
那 这餐馆是你们俩开吗 So, are you both doing it?
不 但我们是姐妹... No, but we're sisters and...
崔茜是精神领袖和服务生 Tracy is spiritual guidance and waitress.
嗯 Mmm.
真的 我都不确定你听见我问了 Really? I wasn't sure you'd heard me those times,
我什么都听进去的 I hear everything.
那你需要多少钱 And how much do you need?
一共是20万 不过我算了一下 It's $200,000, but I calculated
我们礼拜一要预付42500 and we need $42,500 by Monday.
要买制冷机 For refrigeration.
42叠半啊 42.5 stacks, huh?
-叠是什么 -一千块 -What are stacks? -A thousand.
我以为一叠是一百呢 I thought stacks meant a hundred.
我很肯定一叠指的是一千 I'm pretty sure a stack is a thousand.
我以为一毛指的是一千呢 I thought a dime was a thousand.
随便吧 你愿意出吗 Never mind. You'd do that?
我很想帮你 I want to help you,
肯定是泰德到了 大家再见 That's Ted. Bye, everyone.
再见凯伦 Bye, Karen!
祝你的餐馆好运 Good luck with your restaurant,
谢谢 Thank you!
迪伦 这件事我们真的 Dylan, this is really something for us
应该私下讨论 to talk about privately,
或者跟特科维茨医生一起商量 Or maybe with Dr. Turkowitz.
我们需要再调点酒 We need fresh drinks,
麦米•克莱尔 你能过来一下吗 Um, Mamie Claire, can you come here please?
就不能等等吗 凯伦 Can it wail, Karen?
不能 No.
来的不是泰德 It's not Ted,
哈洛 Harold,
你家客人的车挡了我的车道 Your guests' car is blocking my driveway,
大麻是不是有可能在车库的冰箱里 Could the weed be in the garage freezer?
我不知道 I don't Know.
-你能去看看么 -不能 -Can you check? -No!
我在帮哈洛吹呢 开玩笑的 I'm blowing Harold, Just kidding.
我都不记得上一次来你家是什么时候了 I can't remember the last time I was over here'
你从没来过我家吧 哈洛 I don't think you've ever been over here, Harold.
不 你们刚搬来的时候 我来吃了烧烤 No, when you first moved here, I came for a stilted barbecue.
我们当时努力做好邻居呢 That was when we made an effort.
那现在请我进去参观一下呗 Well, invite me in now, I want a house tour,
你真的就像把瑞士军刀一样 You are such a Swiss Army knife kind of guy,
我得更好地接受输棋 我真的很爱妮可 I have to be a better loser. I really love Nicolette.
她还在为下棋的事情生气 She's angry about the chess game?
是啊可能吧 Yeah, I think so.
我有很女性化的一面 但 I'm mostly in touch with my feminine side, but...
可能也不是吧 因为 then I guess not, though, because...
我现在搞不懂她 I don't understand her right now.
你有没有...有没有想过跟我在一起 Did you". Did you want to be with me ever?
我不想谈这个 I don't want to get into this,
我不会亲你的 只是问个问题 No, I'm not going to kiss you, Just a question.
有啊 Yeah.
我曾喜欢过你 但是... I liked you, but...
我爱妮可 I love Nicolette,
老实说 我从没对你有过爱的感觉 And honestly, I just never saw you that way,
为什么 Why?
你似乎... You seemed...
我需要的是一个可以爱的人 而不是追不上的 I need someone I can love. Not keep up with.
有时候我的确感觉 Sometimes I really just think
自己比其他所有人都更好更聪明 I'm smarter and better than everyone else.
倒不包括 Not necessarily with...
科学和数学 math or science
或者东西南北 or whether something is east or west, but...
但其他事情基本都是这样 pretty much with everything else,
如果我能想通相貌方面的问题 And if I could figure out my look...
我还同时会是世上 I'd be the most beautiful woman
最美的女人 in the world too,
有时候我觉得自己是个天才 Sometimes I think I'm a genius...
我希望自己的人生可以快进到 wand I wish I could just fast-forward my life
我有名到人人皆知的那一天 to the part where everyone knows it.
我必须承认 这的确了不起啊 布鲁克 I have to say, I'm impressed, Brooke.
开餐馆是很需要胆量的 It takes a lot of moxie to start a restaurant,
谢谢 Thanks.
你确实在做事了 You're doing it, babe.
你的确是有在做点什么了 You're out there doing something
而不仅仅是拿别人钱和囤钱 besides amassing and hoarding money,
如果我知道怎么拿钱和囤钱 If I could figure out how to
我肯定会去做的 amass and hoard money, I'd do it.
你本可以嫁给我 或者其他的很多人啊 Well, you could have married me or a dozen other guys...
但你想做你自己 but you wanted to be your own person,
是啊 不过我现在不这样想了 Yeah, no, I'm over that now.
你真有趣 因为你不知道自己多有趣 You're funny 'cause you don't know you're funny,
我知道自己是个有趣的人 I know I'm funny,
关于我自己 没有什么是我不知道的 There's nothing I don't know about myself,
所以我没法找心理医生聊 That's why I can't do therapy,
我和麦米•克莱尔在纽黑文有个女心理医生 MC and I see a woman in New Haven.
你们在看心理医生 Oh, you guys see a therapist?
她完全支持我 She's totally on my side.
她觉得 She basically thinks.
麦米•克莱尔在拖我后腿 Mamie Claire is holding me back...
我该跟她离婚 and I should just leave her.
你的夫妻心理医生这么说的 Your couple's therapist said that?
说了好多呢 In so many words,
但麦米•克莱尔说你们在努力生小孩 But Mamie Claire said you guys are trying to have kids,
这我们谈过 We've talked about it,
但我们也谈过离婚的事 but we've also talked about breaking up.
噢 "Oh."
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry,
不用 No.
这很... No, it's...
是个解放 it's liberating.
我感觉很好 I feel great.
耶 Yay!
我太想念纽约了 I miss New York, man.
也很想你 I miss you,
我会定期在网上搜索你 I look you up periodically on the Internet.
派对照片里的你真是性感火辣 Oh, you look hot as hell in those party pictures.
什么派对 因为有时候 Which parties? Because sometimes
我的手臂会看上去很肥 I look like I have fat arms,
我喜欢肥肥的手 I like fat arms,
噢 Oh...
餐馆的事 我会帮你的 I'm going to help you with this restaurant.
谢谢 Thank you!
嗯 Mmm.
具体我会这么做 Here's what I'm gonna do for you,
拿着我的四万三千块 We'll take my 43 stacks or dimes...
还给其他的投资人 wand pay back the other investors
不管他们现在投了多少钱了 whatever they're in for thus far,
你已经租好店面了 房契签了 You got a space already? A lease?
我们马上把它转租出去 We'll put it up for rent immediately,
地段好吗 It, uh, cool neighborhood?
威廉斯堡 Williamsburg?
拜托 那里最潮了 Oh, come on, the coolest.
钱肯定能收回来 没问题 We'll turn it over, no problem.
因为 面对现实吧 Because, let's face it.
开餐馆 Having a restaurant,
就好像养了个磕药的小孩 it's like having a kid with a drug problem.
这真的... It's just...
很花钱 It's really draining.
你是要给我钱让我别开餐馆 You're giving me money to not start a restaurant?
首先 我这是拯救你 First of all, lam saving you,
如果你开这餐馆 If you started the restaurant,
一年之后你会过来我家 you would be back here in a year asking for...
要五倍多的钱 five times this,
如果成功了就不会啊 Not if it was successful,
成功的概率多大呢 What are the odds?
你知道吗 You know...
我很想看看你在纽约的生活 I'd love to see your life in the city.
我们可以一起喝一杯什么的 We should get a drink. Or...
我喜欢喝酒 I like to drink,
嗯 Mmm.
不管你现在在做什么 都做得不错啊 Whatever you're doing, it's working.
不 No.
才没有 No, it isn't.
嘿大家伙儿 Hey, guys.
你们找到大麻没有 Did you ever find the pot?
托尼刚才做了个世上最美的苹果大麻烟 Tony just made the most beautiful apple bong.
必须把大麻找出来 因为我们要庆祝一下 We'll have to, because some celebrating is in order.
我们应该是达成共识了 I think we might have reached a deal.
是 迪伦有个提议 Yes. Dylan has made a proposition.
钱我会给她 I'm going to give her the money.
耶 Yay!
什么 你真要给她钱 What? You're giving her money?
-刚才门口谁来了 -哈洛 -Who was at the door? -Harold,
他在自己参观我们家房子 He's giving himself a tour of the house,
-凯伦呢 -我不知道 -And where's Karen? -I don't fucking know!
你要给她钱 You're giving her money?
这该我们共同决定 不能只是你 This is our decision, not yours,
我又不会给她20万 你不用担心 I'm not giving her 200 grand. Don't worry.
我只是掏钱让她脱离现在这个状况 I'm just bailing her out of her current situation.
那整个餐馆的钱之后给吗 And then for the whole restaurant?
不 餐馆我暂时不开了 No, I'm not gonna do the restaurant now,
情况太疯狂了 It's just gotten too crazy.
这是个好结果 This is a good result,
比开餐馆还要好嘛 This is even better than getting the restaurant,
没有财务上的风险了 Less financial uncertainty.
他是对的 我感觉甚至有点解脱 He's right. I think I even feel a little relieved.
"妈妈家"不是关于钱的啊 Mom's wasn't about money.
我不觉得会有人开店 Well, I don't think anyone starts anything
是不梦想着挣钱的 with the dream of not making money,
是吗 Do they not?
你干嘛要给她钱 Why would you give her money?
因为钱是我的 Because it's my money,
是我挣的 我拿来想干什么干什么 I make it, and I can do what I want with it.
好比你也有你T恤挣的钱啊 Like you have your T-shirt money
想拿来干嘛都可以 You can do what you want with that.
我们是夫妻啊 这是我们共同的生活 We're married. This is, this is our life.
这是真正的生活 It's a real life,
我知道布鲁克不信这套 I know Brooke doesn't believe that,
但你不一样啊 but you do,
你知道吗 You know what?
我很感激你的慷慨 迪伦 I appreciate the offer, Dylan,
但这钱我不会收的 but I'm no! Going to take the money,
我家不是这么教我的 I just wasn't brought up that way,
那你打算怎么办 What will you do?
会有办法的 I'll figure it out.
我总是有办法 I always do,
你很令我惊喜 lam so impressed by you
但同时我又很担心你 and so worried for you at the same time'
真高兴你是我的姐姐 I'm so glad you're my sister,
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
什么都没发生 我爱的是你 Nothing happened. I love you!
别睁眼说瞎话然后还背后捅刀子 油嘴滑舌的家伙 Don't lie to my face and slab me in the back, butter boy!
-这话太恶毒了 -婚姻破坏者 -That's so mean! -Destroyer!
什么 我才不是 What? No, I'm not.
你偷我男朋友 给我戴绿帽子 You're stealing my boyfriend! You're cuckolding me.
-你这贱人 荡妇 -哇 -You bitch whore! -Whoa! Whoa!
住手 Stop it!
你他妈的谁啊 Who the fuck are you?
这位是我女朋友妮可 This is my girlfriend Nicolette.
她通常来说很讲礼貌的 She's usually very polite.
这栋房子到底怎么回事 所有人都大呼小叫的 What is it about this house? Everyone screams.
她抢我男朋友 She's stealing my boyfriend!
我没有 I am not!
我拒绝了 I resisted! I resisted!
都给我冷静 Chill the fuck out!
我不想在肚里孩子面前大喊大叫 I don't like shouting around the baby.
讲真吗 Is that a real thing?
我还在这啊 她没有偷谁男朋友 I'm right here, and she's not stealing anything.
还不仅仅是那个 还有这个 It's not just that! There's also this!
这特么的什么啊 What the fuck is that?
-又讲脏话了 -对不起 凯伦 -Or cursing! -Sorry, Karen,
崔茜知道这是什么 Tracy knows what it is,
给你个提示吧 是半透明纸打印的哦 I'll give you a him, It's onionskin.
她是个专门破坏别人家庭的坏人 She's a home wrecker and a bad person.
别用这些老掉牙的词骂她了 Stop calling her these old-timey names.
我不知道你为什么还要维护她 I don't know why you're defending her,
她要发表的这篇小说写的都是你 She's publishing this story all about you.
我没有要发表什么 I'm not publishing anything.
我都不知道自己能不能进文学社 I don't even know if I got into the Lit Society,
竞争很激烈的 It's very competitive,
-书呆子味好重啊 -是啊 -This is so nerdy. -Yep.
宝贝 我拒绝她了啊 Baby, I resisted,
我能喝一杯吗 Can I get a drink?
喝我的吧 他们一直给我手里塞酒 Have mine. They keep offering me alcohol,
你写了一篇关于我的小说 You wrote a story about me?
她很讨厌你 写了很多刻薄话 She hates you. She wrote mean things about you.
我写的不是你 只是有些灵感取材 It's not you. It's just inspired,
你激励了我写作 You make me want to write.
如果是关于我的 我想看看 I want to read it if it's about me.
-我也想看 -你从不看小说的 -I'd like to read it too. -You don't read fiction.
写的是我的朋友的我就想看 When it's about my friends, I do,
真的不是写你的 是篇幽默风格的 It's not really you. It's just very funny,
那个妮可和托尼 The character that Nicolette and Tony
误认为是你的人 misconstrued as being you...
是个很搞笑的角色 is a very funny character,
搞笑 小说里怎么说的 Funny? What does it say?
不是搞笑的 反正真的不是你 It's not funny. It's just, ifs not you,
你是不是住在一间划分在商业区的公寓里 Do you live in an apartment that's zoned commercial?
把小说给我 Give me that story.
我没想要伤害你 It wasn't meant to be hurtful.
我没想要伤害你的 布鲁克 I didn't mean to hurl you, Brooke.
轮不到你决定一件事 You don't get to decide
会不会造成伤害 what's hurtful and not hurtful.
我只能告诉你我是无意的 I can only tell you my intention.
你在跟我呆了一晚上之后就写了这个 You wrote this after one night with me? One?
是吧 感觉上不止一晚 I guess so. Yeah, it felt longer.
你觉得我是腐烂的尸体 You think I'm a rotting carcass?
注定要失败 That I am doomed to failure?
没有 这是虚构的 所以才属于小说啊 No. It's fiction, that's why it's fiction,
这小说的内容也太假了 完全不是这样 So much of this "fiction" did not happen this way,
凯伦 你是律师 Karen, you're a lawyer.
我要把你告到身无分文 I'm going to sue you until you have nothing,
我只是取材了自己的人生来写作 I'm just writing from my life,
不 这不是你的人生 No! This is not your life,
但我那晚在那里啊 But I was there that night.
那一晚是我安排好的 I was gonna have that night anyway.
你本来又不会去 You never were.
但我总归还是去了 But I did have it, though.
是你加入了我的生活 你需要有地方可以去 You joined my life. You needed a place to go,
我邀请了你一起 你却偷走了我的生活 I invited you in and then you stole my life,
你就是个吸血鬼 专吸人血 You're a leech! A bloodsucker.
你特喜欢我在一边崇拜你 爱死了吧 You loved being admired by me. You loved it.
你喜欢给别人大讲特讲 You loved having lessons to impart.
我根本没让你来 I didn't ask for you!
布鲁克 你知道有些很有名的戏剧吧 Brooke, you know great plays, right?
如果田纳西•威廉姆斯不写他认识的人 How would it have been if Tennessee Williams
他的剧会怎样 hadn't used people he knew?
就不会有... There wouldn't be any plays...
关我屁事啊 I don't give a shit
我又不是田纳西•威廉姆斯的朋友 because I am not a friend of Tennessee Williams!
你拿走了我说过的话 You look something I said
还发了推特 这事怎么说呢 and made a tweet about it. How about that?
这不一样 我又不是偷偷摸摸做坏事 That's different! It wasn't some sneaky shitty thing,
你当时就知道我在发推特 You knew I was Twittering,
你想要我给你署名吗 不用了 我删了就是 Do you want me lo credit you? No, I'll just delete it.
我不是这个意思 我是想让你设身处地想想 That's not the point. I'm asking you to empathize.
那反正是我最没人看的一条推特 It was my least popular tweet anyway.
别说推特了 太奇怪了 Stop talking about Twitter, it's so awkward.
你比你一开始给我的感觉 You are much more of an asshole
要混账多了 than you initially appear.
我同意 I agree.
你觉得我没有真正 You think I haven't dealt
去面对丧母之痛 with the pain of my mother's death?
我每天都在面对 一直都在提起 I deal with it all the time! I talk about it all the time!
你一直提起丧母之痛 但从没提起过她本人 You talk about it all the time but you never talk about her,
你只是说自己妈妈死了 You just throw out that she died
让所有人都闭嘴 and that shuts everyone up,
你的悲剧就是你的盔甲 Your tragedy is your armor
而这一切没有任何是你的错 in which nothing is ever your fault.
朋友们 求求你们 Please! Please, friends!
谁快帮我说说话啊 这人是妖怪啊 Somebody defend me against this monster!
-你的确品位挺差的...-我甚至都不喜欢你的文笔 -It was in pretty poor taste... -I didn't even like the writing.
好像你们这代人都是东拼西凑的产物 Like your whole generation, it's all pastiche,
-这小说不怎么样 -我说了吧 -It's not a nice story. -I told you,
我也告诉过你的 I also told you,
情感上的背叛 我没法认同 The emotional betrayal, I can't speak to.
我没有背叛她 I didn't betray her,
但我可以说的是 你描绘的女性形象很差劲 But I can say that you portray women terribly,
因为这一点 And because of that,
我准备了几个问题 希望你好好想想 I've prepared some questions I'd like you to think about.
你开玩笑么 Are you fucking kidding me?
一 你认为女性有选择的权利吗 One. Do you believe in a woman's right to choose?
有啊 这跟这事有什么关系... Yes. What does that...
不好意思我还没说完 Excuse me, I'm not done.
她还没说完呢 贱人 She's not done, bitch!
布鲁克 拜托 Brooke, please,
二 你觉得一个 Two. What do you think
会炸掉堕胎诊所的人 someone who bombs abortion clinics
会怎么看待你的小说 would think of your story?
我的小说里又没提到堕胎 There isn't even an abortion in the story.
是啊 你只是把女人描写成了 No, you just portray women
疯狂又绝望的拜金族 as crazy desperate gold diggers.
你觉得这篇小说对那些 Three. Do you believe the perpetrators
对女性实施节育措施的人 of female genital mutilation...
形成阻碍还是帮助 Would be hindered or helped by your story?
你看上去特别酷 特别了不起 You seemed so cool, so totally amazing...
我觉得你不可能被这小说伤到 I didn't think it would be possible to hurt you,
当然我有可能会被伤到了 Of course it's possible to hurt me.
我是世上最敏感的人 I am the most sensitive person,
对你自己的感觉最敏感了 To your own feelings,
麦米·克莱尔 Mamie Claire!
对不起 我不是真的这么想的 Sorry, I don't really think that,
只不过刚好说了这么一句话而已 it's just something I would have said at one time,
我必须说的是 I have to say,
你对布鲁克做的这事儿是砸锅了 what you did to Brooke is Fed up.
凯伦 你不站我这边考虑吗 Karen, you don't see my side?
不 No, sweetheart.
你哪有什么边啊 你是大错特错 You don't have a side. You're just wrong.
你必须给文学社打电话 You must call the Lit Society
告诉他们你要撤销论文的提交 and tell them you're withdrawing your essay.
这不是论文 是短篇小说 It's not an essay. It's a short story.
这篇小说不能在纸质或线上媒体发表 This cannot appear in print or online.
凯伦 你能给布鲁克辩护吗 Karen, will you represent Brooke?
我是税务律师 但可以啊 I'm a tax attorney, but okay,
我们该去换衣服了 还要去巴斯金夫妇家吃饭 We should get dressed, baby, Dinner at the Baskins'.
我家地方很大 你们可以在这里过夜 There's plenty of room for you all to spend the night.
你也是 凯伦 You too, Karen.
马上 One sec,
你能起草一份合同吗 Will you draw up the contract, please?
好 Yes.
与此同时 我得要求你 In the meantime, I'm gonna ask you
重写这篇小说 to rewrite the story...
然后把重写好的给布鲁克看 and then give Brooke the re-written story.
我会把我的邮箱地址给你 你可以密送我 I'll give you my email and you can BCC me.
-她抄送你就好了吧 -妮可说得对 -She could just CC you. -Nic's right
因为我们已经知道你会收到了 because we'd already know that you're getting it.
行啊 那抄送我 Sure, CC me.
科技啊 真是复杂 Technology, it's very complicated.
没错 讲真我好像昨天才知道 I know. I just learned what case sensitive meant,
"区分大小写"是什么意思 seriously, like, yesterday.
你们说的这些我一件都不会做的 I'm not going to do any of this stuff,
你是我姐姐 我爱你 You're my sister and I love you
但我对做过的事决不让步 but I stand by what I did.
你知道么 贱人 Guess what, bitch?
我爸不会跟你那位放荡无神论的妈结婚了 My dad isn't going to marry your slutty, atheist mother,
所以我们不是姐妹了 永远不会是 So we're not sisters, we'll never be.
我们什么都不是 We're nothing to each other.
这里有十个问题 There are ten questions here,
都同等重要 需要你回答 all equally important, for you to answer.
布鲁克... Brooke...
妈 Mom?
噢 亲爱的 Oh, honey.
露丝帮我登记进来的 Ruth signed me in,
我发现了他我以前不知道的一面 I just saw a side of him that I didn't know before.
不真正了解一个人 这感觉很怪 It's strange to not really know someone.
噢 Oh,
对不起 我知道你很喜欢布鲁克 I'm sorry. I know you liked Brooke.
他告诉我布鲁克很崇拜你 He told me that she warships you,
她一直说 She kept talking about
你有多聪明 多有趣 how smart you are, and interesting.
噢亲爱的 别哭 Oh, honey. Don't cry.
我也刚经历了分手 I went through a break-up too,
你之前没告诉我你有男朋友啊 You didn't tell me you were seeing anybody,
是啊 I know,
噢 乖女儿 想跟妈妈说说吗 Oh, my sweet girl. Do you want to talk about it?
不了 No.
反正也太迟了 It's too late now, anyway.
我知道现在时机很糟糕 但我需要放个假 I know this is crappy liming, but I need to take a vacation.
买鲜花的押金也退回来了 And I got the deposit back for the flowers...
科琳让我跟她的家人一起 And Colleen told me to come with her family
感恩节去加勒比海度假 to the Caribbean over Thanksgiving,
崔茜 我需要去度个假 And, Trace, I need it.
听上去很不错 妈 That sounds nice, Stevie.
那 你感恩节没法回家了 So, you're okay for Thanksgiving,
可以吗 not coming home?
噢 Oh,
我没想到这个 I didn't put that together,
嗯 我没事 会没事的 Yeah, I'm fine. I'll be fine.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我很难过 但会没事的 I'm very sad, but I'll be okay,
我真希望你们没分手 I wish it had worked out...
虽然其实我也不认识他 even though I didn't really know him,
我也是 宝贝崔茜 Me too, Baby Tracy,
你入选了 You're in,
做梦吧 宝贝 Dream baby dream.
好了 崔茜 我准备好了 Okay. Tracy, I'm ready,
有时候我会担心自己是个坏人 Sometimes I worry that I'm a bad person,
是那种基本上 That I'm one of those people
已良心泯灭的人 who essentially has no conscience,
神灵说 Spirit says...
你需要找到自己内心深处的归宿 you need to find your home in yourself.
神灵说 Spirit says...
你的灵魂还没有归到自己的肉身里 you haven't Dropped into your body yet.
如果我不在自己的肉身里 我在哪 If I'm not in my body then where am I?
往左偏了五尺 并很不开心 Five feet to the left and unhappy.
做梦吧 宝贝 Dream baby dream.
如果一个人想成立自己的社团 If a person wanted to start their own club,
具体该怎么做 how would a person go about it?
我觉得这个学期的申请 Well, I think it's pretty much done
已经结束了 for this semester...
但是你可以提交 but you could put in an application
下学期开始的资金申请 for funding next semester.
嘿 Hey!
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
好 Okay.
你感恩节回家过吗 You going home for Thanksgiving?
不 我和妮可一起去巴尔的摩 No, I'm going to Baltimore with Nicolette.
噢挺好 Oh. Nice,
她爸爸会做火鸡 Her dad fries a turkey, apparently,
-你回家吗 -不了 -You? -No,
这是一份申请表 其实是两份 It's an application. Two,
我不想加入莫比乌斯了 被拒得够多了 I don't want to join Mobius. Had enough rejection.
不是莫比乌斯的申请 那个公文包社团我退了 It's not for Mobius. I quit the briefcase club,
你说得对 You were right,
他们都是自己选自己的一群混蛋 they're self-elected douchebags.
我打算办自己的杂志 I'm starting my own zine
并不是说你已经入会了 and I'm not saying you're in...
但如果能收到 but I'd be very interested
你和妮可的申请 我会很高兴的 in getting your and Nicolette's applications,
我去调点鸡尾酒 I'll fix us some screwdrivers,
好 Okay.
店铺出租
这是我的方向 It's my direction
是我愿意的 It's my propose!
它太困难了 把我引向歧途 It's so hard It's leading me astray.
你好 Hello,
嗨 不好意思感恩节还来打扰 Hi. I'm sorry to bother you on Thanksgiving,
我们以前见过一次 but I met you once.
我大半夜的时候 I went through your window,
爬了你家的窗子 it was the middle of the night.
-我记得 -我当时和布鲁克一起的 -Yeah. -I was with Brooke.
你是她妹妹 对吧 You're her sister, right?
我们当时快要做姐妹了 Well, I was going to be,
你有她的电话吗 以前那个打不通了 Do you have a number for her? The old one isn't working.
我没有 I don't,
我想问你的是 你知道她去哪了吗 Anyway, I was gonna ask you, do you know where she went?
她家大门还是被锁着 Her front door is still bolted shut,
她就在楼上 She's upstairs.
谢谢你 卡林 Thank you, Kareem.
不用谢 You're welcome.
嗨 Hi.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
你要走了 You're leaving?
再过两个小时吧 In a couple of hours.
我会去西岸碰碰运气 I'm gonna try my luck out west,
你今天走吗 感恩节当天 You're going today, on Thanksgiving?
纽约已经不是过去我认识的那个纽约了 New York isn't the New York I used to know.
太多工地了 There's loo much construction,
或许洛杉矶才是我的梦中情人 Maybe LA. Is my lady,
在洛杉矶 我属于读书比较多的 In L.A., I qualify as well-read.
我想说... I wanted to say...
我知道你要说对不起 I know that you're sorry,
我其实没有感觉很抱歉 I'm not really that sorry,
-你没有 -嗯 -You're not? -No.
那好啊 操你的 Oh, well, then fuck this!
不 No!
不 等等 No, wait.
我之前到处找你 I looked for you,
我一直都在啊 I've been around,
你还好吗 经济上呢 Are you okay? Like financially?
嗯 Yeah.
麦米•克莱尔把本来归我的 Mamie Claire gave me what would have been
那份T恤衫收益给了我 my share of the t-shirt profits,
刚好够我把债还清 It was just enough to pay my debt
再买张票离开纽约 and get out of town.
你去洛杉矶打算做什么 What will you do in L.A.?
我不知道 I don't know,
我觉得我生病了 I think I'm sick...
但生的什么病我自己都不知道 And I don't know if my ailment has a name.
我总一个人坐着 It's just me sitting and staring
长时间地盯着 "at the Internet or the television."
电脑或者电视 for long periods of time
时不时地试图不要继续这样下去 interspersed by trying to not do that.
对过去做过的事撒谎 And then lying about what I've been doing,
然后我会对某件事特别兴奋 Then I'll get so excited about something
兴奋到过头 that the excitement overwhelms men.
睡不好 什么都做不了 And I can't sleep or do anything.
我对一切事物都有热情 And I just am in love with everything...
但不知道自己 but can't figure out
要怎么在这个世界生存 how to make myself work in the world.
我觉得我也是这样 I think I have that too...
真希望我们生活在封建时代 I wish we lived in feudal times...
那时候人们的社会地位是不会变的 where your position in the world couldn't change,
如果你生来就是国王或者贫农 If you were a king or a peasant,
你只能开开心心地接受现状 you had to just be happy with who you were.
但 等等 But wait,
你可以去当高考生的家教了 You can tutor SAT's now,
我觉得我可能真的会去念个大学 Well, I thought I might actually go to college.
我又不笨 I'm not an amputee,
是啊 Right,
我填了几份申请 I filled out a couple of applications...
我的申请论文写的都是你 I wrote my college essay all about you.
是吗 Really?
噢 骗你的 不是 我写的是我妈妈 Oh, snap! No. It's about my mom.
但我耍到你了吧 But I had you there.
是啊 Yeah.
我让麦米•克莱尔和迪伦把猫留下了 I let Mamie Claire and Dylan keep the cats.
应该是我给了猫更好的生活 It's like, I gave them a chance for a better life...
比跟着我过要好 better than the life that I could provide them,
猫不是被偷了 而是你送出去了 The cats went from stolen to given
因为你转变了一下想法 because you changed your mind.
这个你别写进小说里啊 Don't put that in a story.
不是因为我在意 Not because I care,
而是因为这不是什么好事情 but because it isn't a very good observation,
好笑的是 You know what's funny?
我大学第一个学期都还没结束 I'm not even done with my first semester of college yet.
这件事在你大学生涯里可能都不算什么 This won't Even be your big college story.
我觉得这件事会一直影响很大的 I think it will always be pretty big.
行 谢谢你过来看我 Well, thanks for stopping by...
在卡林过来之前我还有很多东西要打包 but I have more packing before Kareem comes over...
他会帮我把大门撞开 Wand we break down the front door.
以后我就不能看着纽约并想着 It will be hard for me not to look at New York
你也在这里了 这让我 and think of you somewhere in it.
嗯 Yeah.
嘿 布鲁克 Hey, Brooke?
这个感恩节可能不会 It's not going to be as great
像我妈和你爸之前安排得那么棒 但是... as what my mom and your dad were planning, but...
你想和我一起过节吗 do you want to have Thanksgiving with me?
麦朵让有钱的胖女人不那么胖了 Meadow had made rich fat women less fat
让有钱的笨孩子不那么笨了... and rich stupid kids less stupid...
让有钱挫男不那么挫了 and lame rich men less lame.
她真的特别想变成那些人... And she wanted so badly to be on the other side...
变得又胖又笨又挫又有钱 to be fat and stupid and lame and rich.
但最重要的一件事 她没能认识到的... But what she couldn't see most of all...
比她自己没法 more than she couldn't see that
开成餐馆这件事还要重要的... she was never going to get the restaurant...
是这些人跟她比起来简直什么都不算 Was that those people were nothing compared to her.
她是篝火 他们只是火柴 They were matches to her bonfire.
她是世上最后的牛仔 整个人都是浪漫和失败 She was the last cowboy, all romance and failure.
这个世界一直在变 The world was changing,
她这种人已无处可去 and her kind didn't have anywhere to go.
越来越少的人当她是指路明灯 Being a beacon of hope for lesser people
的确是件孤独的事 is a lonely business.
你本可以没事的 You could've been all right.
今晚你本可以在这里 You could've been here tonight.
你本可以像美酒一样甜 You could've been sweet as wine.
本可以是位淑女 You could've been a lady.
你本可以没事的 You could've been all right.
今晚你本可以在这里 You could've been here tonight.
你本可以像美酒一样甜 You could've been sweet as wine.
本可以是位淑女 You could've been a lady.
他们都很爱你 你是个好女孩 They all love you You're a good girl.
等你醒来就能发现有新的人 When you awake you'll find another man.
躺在你身边 Lying beside you.
他们都需要你 他们都想要你 They all need you, they all want you.
如果你知道自己想去哪 Well, I'll be surprised if you realised.
我还会挺吃惊 Where you're going to.
你本可以没事的 You could've been all right.
今晚你本可以在这里 You could've been here tonight.
你本可以像美酒一样甜 You could've been sweet as wine.
本可以是位淑女 You could've been a lady.
你本可以没事的 You could've been all right.
今晚你本可以在这里 You could've been here tonight.
你本可以像美酒一样甜 You could've been sweet as wine.
本可以是位淑女 You could've been a lady.
你本可以没事的 You could've been all right.
今晚你本可以在这里 You could've been here tonight.
你本可以像美酒一样甜 You could've been sweet as wine.
本可以是位淑女 You could've been a lady