致命
急件
威利 Wilee.
操 Shit.
我不适合办公室工作 I can't work in an office.
不喜欢穿正装 I don't like wearing suits.
我喜欢骑车 I like to ride.
死飞车 钢架 没刹车 Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes.
这种单车不能滑行 The bike cannot coast.
它的踏板永远不会停止转动 The pedals never stop turning.
不能 Can't stop.
也不想停下 Don't want to either.
在纽约城 大概有1500个单车信使 There are 1,500 bike messengers on the street in New York City.
你可以发邮件 快递 传真或者扫瞄文件 You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it,
但是当这些都他妈的不能用 but when none of that shit works
而且东西必须准时送到的时候 and this thing has to be at that place by this time,
你就需要我们了 you need us.
我们的工作常伴随着生命危险 Some of us get killed out here.
路边行人是威胁元素 Pedestrians are a menace.
而汽车则是致命杀手 Cabs are killers.
我们多多少少都被撞过 One time or another we all get hit.
有时候我们会回击 Sometimes we gotta hit back.
如果你不打算用这个 If you're not gonna use it,
我想你也不需要它了吧 I guess you don't need it.
我的镜子 My mirror!
我们互相帮助 And we stick together,
因为大多数人只想让我们滚出街道 'cause most people just wish we'd get off the street.
"剪个头发 洗洗澡 滚出老子这条道" "Go get a haircut. Take a shower. Get out of the way. ".
停下 Stop!
看着点儿 Pay heed!
他们没法儿理解为什么 They have no idea why
有人会愿意为了区区80美元一天的薪酬 anyone would risk their lives in a death maze
拿生命在这死亡迷宫里冒险 for 80 bucks on a good day.
但是 如果你分心去想钱的问题 But if you're out here thinking about the money,
估计你就有命赚没命花了 you're not gonna be around to spend it.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 我是范妮莎 有事请留下信息我会回电话 Hey, it's Vanessa. Leave me a message and I'll call you back.
事实上 我已经在给你留语音信息了 'Kay, I'm actually leaving a voice mail now.
这太伤人了 为什么你不打电话给我 This is demeaning. Why won't you call me?
嘿 Hey.
- 萨曼莎·哈里斯 那个电视模特 - 是的 - Samantha Harris, TVM? - Yep.
请在这儿签名 And sign here, please.
需要我把电话号码也留下吗 You need a number, too?
- 你有东西要我送吗 - 已经给你了 - You got a pickup for me? - You already got it.
我敢肯定我没拿到 Positive I did not.
我给了你某个公司同事 No, someone from your company.
他长什么样 What'd he look like?
比我漂亮点儿 He was prettier than me.
嘿 看着点 Hey, watch your back.
曼尼办公室 我是曼尼 Manny's office, this is Manny.
哥们 你抢了我的单 Dude, you jumped my route?
我到那儿有事 就顺便拿了呗 I had a drop-off. It was sitting right there, man.
但那是我的包裹 Dude, but that's my tag.
是吗 那它怎么进我的包里了 Then how come it's in my bag?
我去找你拿 I'm coming to get it.
省省劲儿吧 我都快到了 Wasting your time, man. I'm almost there already.
我很快就能追上你 Well, I'm right behind you.
它现在不属于你而是我的 就跟你女朋友一样 Yo, it isn't yours, it's mine now. Like your girlfriend.
我开始担心了 哥们 真的 I'm getting worried, dude. Real concerned.
已经好些天了 曼尼虽然是个绅士 It's been a couple of days. Manny's a gentleman,
不过他也难过欲望关 拜拜 but Manny's got appetites. Click!
混蛋 Asshole.
不 亲爱的 想想甘地而不是西汀布尔 西汀布尔: 北美印第安人部落首领 No, no, no, sweetheart. Think Gandhi, not Sitting Bull. Boom!
我正在跟进 Yes, I'm already on it.
亲爱的 我得挂了 Sweetheart, I gotta go.
这里是安全速递 Security Courier.
- 转到2号线 - 知道了 - Get line two a 20 on Squid. - Got it.
我回来了 该死的无线接收器被碾碎了 I'm right here. Goddamn radio got run over.
拉杰 这他妈的怎么回事 曼尼抢了我的单 Raj. What the hell, man. Manny jumped my route?
就这点儿事儿吗 Is it so?
就这点事儿 还有你不该信佛参禅的 Yes, it's so. You shouldn't try to be Zen,
看你那一身金链俗品的样子 dude. You're wearing a gold chain.
蒂托 我的中城巨怪 总是慢悠悠的最后一个回来 Tito, my midtown monster, slow and steady comes in last.
你今天路过热狗摊了吗 You get passed by a hot dog cart today?
脚踏板转动 拉杰 不光是左边那个 The pedals turn, Raj. Not just the left one,
现在还有右边的 but the right one, too.
我完全不知道他在说什么 I have no idea what he's talking about.
在传统意义上而言 The words he says, they don't go
他说的那些字凑在一起是没有意义的 together to create meaning in a traditional sense,
不过 我相信它一定有深刻意味 but I believe it is profound.
嘿 我今天没工了 你还有什么别的事儿吗 Hey, I'm light. You got anything else today?
- 我需要另外的工作 - 踏板转动 - I need anotherjob. - The pedals turn,
我的朋友 踏板转动 my friend, the pedals turn.
- 这句话是什么意思 - 是蒂托这么说的 不是我 - That doesn't mean anything. - Well, Tito said it, not me.
不打个招呼吗 No hello?
嘿 范妮莎 我希望你 Hey, Vanessa, I hope you're
能把车轮给修好了以后继续去送单 gonna fix that wheel and get back out there.
知道了 yep
你为什么不回我电话 Why didn't you call me back?
我和你没什么好说的 I don't have anything else to say.
我不觉得现在是个接吻的好时机 Okay, I know you're not about to kiss me right now.
为什么 你不想我吻你吗 Why? You don't want me to?
不想 我发誓 My hand to God, I don't.
那你刚刚为什么欲拒还迎 Then why did your back just arch?
- 才没有 - 你有 - It did not. - Yes, it did.
- 没有 - 像往常一样 - Nope. - Like it always does.
- 看 你又来了 - 停下来 - See, you did it again. - Stop!
- 真的吗 拜托 - 不行 - Really? Come on. - No.
好吧 注意安全 Okay. Ride safe.
安全速递 Security Courier.
尼玛 什么事 Yo, Nima, what's up?
他在这儿 我们要去哪儿 Yeah, he's here. Where we going?
好的 Okay...
好的 知道了 Okay. All right. Great. Got it.
威利 你走运了 来自你母校的召唤 Wilee, you're in luck. Your alma mater summons.
第116街入口处 116th Street entrance,
法学院办公室 送往唐人街 law school main office, drop is in Chinatown.
我需要你90分钟内到达佩尔桥南 快点 I need you south of Pell in 90 minutes. Let's go.
这张单你至少赚50 我要40 You're getting 50 for that run at least. Give me 40.
那算了 蒂托 Forget it. Tito.
没事了 Never mind.
马可·波罗 我这里有个不错的单要给你们 Marco. Polo. I got a nice long run for you guys.
- 接不了 - 为什么 - Can't do it. - Why not?
- 喝酒时间到 - 好吧 - Gotta get hammered. - Fair enough.
拜托 哥们 我又累又饿 Come on, man. I'm tired, I'm hungry,
而且一天都在跑烂单 我只要40而已 my day is taking a turn for the shitty, give me the 40.
我给你30 还有别搞砸了 这是加急快件 I'll give you 30. Don't screw it up. It's premium rush.
嘿 威利 Hey, Wilee.
你和我 中心公园 来一场自行车竞赛 You and me, man! Central Park. Just one lap.
一圈定输赢 Straight up bicycle race.
没有"双手放把" 和"保险杠冲浪" 保险杠冲浪: 拉住汽车后面的保险杠借用汽车的速度跟着跑 No whale riding, no bumper surfing,
也没有你在巷猫比赛比赛上玩儿的那一套 巷猫比赛 自行车信使们常玩的一种比赛 none-a your alleycat bullshit.
这次我一定赢你 看到我大腿肌肉没 I'll kick your ass, man. Have you seen my thighs?
你见过我大腿肌肉没 Have you seen my thighs?
你想干什么 What do you want?
所以你现在是否喜欢斯潘德克斯 So you into Spandex now?
小心右手边 On your right!
天呐 你能忘了曼尼吗 他只是来帮我搬家 God, can you forget about Manny? He's just helping me move.
什么 你们要搬家 Move? What, you guys are moving?
- 不 是我要搬 她还住那儿 - 为什么 - No, I'm moving, she's staying. - Why?
我不想说这事儿 I don't wanna talk about it.
她想让我在今天之内搬走 She wants me out by the end of the day.
什么 你也跟她吵架了吗 What, did you get into a fight with her, too?
有空再跟你说 I'll call you back.
该死的 Shit.
嘿 下车推着走 Hey, walk that thing!
威利 是你吗 Wilee? It is you.
嘿 Hey, man.
嘿 你一直都在忙些什么 Hey, what you been up to, man?
你知道 闯闯红灯杀杀人 You know, running reds, killing peds.
我听说你没进入律师界 I heard you never took the bar.
我会的 It's on my list.
别给自己太大压力 Don't stress about it.
他们说如果你嗑点儿利他林 会好很多的 利他林 能使小儿多动症患者注意力集中的药 Hey, they say if you snort some Ritalin, it's a cakewalk.
收到你的忠告了 Hand先生 Sage advice, Mr Hand.
嘿 尼玛 他们没告诉我是你打的电话 是这个吗 Hey, Nima. They didn't tell me it was you who called. That it?
必须要在7点之前送到 只能是陈修女亲自签收 It must be there by 7:00. Deliver only to Sister Chen.
我要送到哪儿 Where am I going?
唐人街 多耶斯147号 有困难吗 多耶斯 纽约唐人街的一条街 被称作"血腥之角" Chinatown. 147, Doyers. Is that going to be difficult?
对别人而言肯定难 Would be for some.
那是个小街道 不是很好找 It's a tiny street, very hard to see...
我会找到的 现在时间5点33 I'll find it. Time is now 5:33.
请在这儿签上你的名字 Sign here and print your name under it, please.
你还好吗 You Okay?
我听说你室友遇到了点儿麻烦 I heard you got roommate troubles.
我很抱歉 某种程度上是我引进你们认识的 I feel bad, I kinda hooked you guys up.
记住 只能陈修女本人签收 并且要在7点之前送到 Deliver only to Sister Chen. It must be there by 7:00.
这个非常重要 It's extremely important.
我知道 Always is.
那个 信封 Gonna need the envelope.
谢谢 祝你有着美好的一天 Thanks. Have a nice day.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 你在这儿 Hey, there you are.
嘿 Hey!
打搅一下 送信的 Hey, excuse me, messenger guy.
那个刚刚给你的那封信我要收回来 That envelope you picked up, I gotta ask for it back.
- 你是谁 - 福雷斯特·J·阿克曼 - Who are you? - Forrest J. Ackerman.
校园安全主管 那个给你信封的女人 Head of campus security. The woman who gave you the envelope,
她没有用学校账户的权利 she's not authorised to use the school account.
这跟我正在调查的一件 It's an internal matter
学校内部事宜相关 跟你没关系 I've been investigating. Not your problem.
能把信封给我吗 谢谢 Can I have the envelope, please?
事情是这样的 一旦东西放进这个包里 Yeah, the thing is, once it goes in the bag,
它就只能呆在里边了 it's gotta stay in the bag
除非调度员命令我取出来 unless I hear from a dispatcher.
没问题 你打给他 我来跟他说 我这里有回执单 Fine. Call him. I'll talk to him. I got the receipt right here.
- 尼玛给你的吗 - 谁 - Nima gave that to you? - Who?
尼玛 Nima.
你难道不知道你在调查的这个女人的名字吗 You don't know the name of the woman you're investigating?
哦对 尼玛 很抱歉 Yeah. Nima, right. I'm sorry,
你吃着东西说话 声音不怎么清楚 I couldn't hear you. Your mouth was full.
这么跟你说吧 我工作的这个公司呢 Thing is, man, company I work for,
叫做"安全速递" it's called "Security Courier."
"安全"的意思就是 一旦人们将那些乱七八糟的东西给了我们 The "Security" Part means that once people give us their shit,
我们就不会随便把它转手递给 we don't just hand it out
街上突然冒出来的某个陌生人 所以 to random strangers on the street, so...
听着 我刚买这美味街边餐花了7美元呢 Listen, I just spent $7 on this delicious urban food log,
如果你能挪开贵脚 给我个享受美食的空间就再好不过了 so if you'd step aside and let me eat, that'd be great.
你叫什么 What's your name?
- 威利. - 威利. - Wilee - wilee - Wilee. - Wilee.
威利 跟<兔八哥>里的那只丛林狼同名吗 Wile E? Like the coyote?
- 这名字很可爱 - 谢谢夸奖 - That's cute. - Thanks.
你的真名叫什么 有女朋友吗 You got a real name? A girlfriend?
家人呢 还有那些对你死活毫不关心的人 Family? People who give a shit if they see you again?
你是谁 伙计 Who are you, man?
我是个你绝对不想有所纠缠的人 I'm the guy you don't fuck with.
拿着我的面包 Hold my log.
嘿 Hey!
祝你有着愉快的一天 蠢货 Have a nice day, douche bag!
你有种 Okay...
我只想说很抱歉 I just wanted to say I was sorry.
这件事对我很重要 That thing was important to me.
或许在你眼里不值一提 Maybe that doesn't mean shit to you...
不是这样的 我当然知道它很重要 我只是不小心忘了而已 No, it means something to me. I just forgot, that's all.
好吧 我明白了 Okay, I get it.
这已经是我对你说的第三次"对不起"了 Look, this is three sorrys now.
明明只有两次 It's actually only two.
这是因为你在我说对不起之前就挂断了 所以那次算你的 Well, you hung up on one of 'em, so that's on you.
我不明白 你是在说真的吗 小心 I don't get it. Honestly? Watch it!
借过 Excuse me.
我就是不明白 I just don't get it.
我是说 你明明有机会有能力 I mean, you have opportunity
结果你却置之不理 and all that brain and you throw it away.
我们为什么要谈论这个 Look, why are we having this conversation?
你不也在跟我做同样的事 You get it. You ride like I do.
我骑车跟你不一样 No, I ride, but not like you,
威利 我的车上有刹车档而且我会用它 Wilee. I put a brake on my bike and I use it.
是啊 那个刹车早晚会害了你 Yeah, and that brake's gonna get you killed.
你该把它拆掉的 You should get rid of that.
我遇到过的最糟糕的事情 The worst shit that ever
就发生在我准备刹车的时候 happened to me happened when I had a brake.
刹车档就是死神 Brakes are death.
你知道吗 你总是重复的这句话早就不新鲜了 You know what? That thing you say, it's not as cute any more.
你明明可以做任何你想做的工作 You could have any job you want.
当我看到一个跟我差不多年纪的人穿着灰色正装的时候 When I see a guy in a grey business suit, my age,
连我的蛋蛋都会泛起隐隐的忧伤 makes my balls shrivel up into my abdomen.
随便你 Whatever.
嗨 阿隆佐 Hi, Alonzo.
我们以骑车赚钱 还有什么是比这更好的工作吗 We get paid to ride. What could be better than that?
你想知道我为什么要骑车 Do you know why I ride?
因为我讨厌当服务员 谢谢你 Because I hate waiting tables. Thank you.
听着 我很抱歉我没能赶到你学校参加那些相关事宜 Look, I'm sorry that I didn't come to your school thing.
不过你说吧 现在我怎么做才能补偿你 But what do you want me to do about it right now?
"相关事宜" My "School thing"?
那是我的毕业典礼 结果却被你的一个骑行比赛搞砸 It was graduation and you blew it off for a race.
我知道我花了8年的时间才拿到学位证 Look, I know it took me eight years to get my degree,
但是 这意味着我终于可以找一份体面的办公室工作 but I'm gonna get a decent job and sit behind a desk all day.
再也不用听任何人对我的人生指指点点 I don't need anyone in my life telling me that it's meaningless
这些对我而言都很重要 'cause it means something to me.
而且我需要知道我是否可以依赖你 And I need to know that I can count on you.
还在听吗 Hello?
- 我得走了 - 就知道 - I gotta go. - Of course you do.
我会回你电话的 I'm gonna call you back.
嘿 你怎么 Hey, what?
蠢货 你他妈的什么毛病啊 Douche bag? What the hell's the matter with you?
噢 小子 别干傻事 你会擦伤膝盖的 Come on, son, this is silly. You're gonna skin your knee.
谢谢 这点儿不用你担心 I think I'll be all right. Thank you, though.
在那个路边停下来 Just pull over, right up here.
别傻了 Come on.
你这人很不识好歹 你知道吗 You're a very uncooperative guy, you know that'?
- 快点 把它给我 - 不 - Come on, give it to me! - No!
保重了您的 You take care now!
妈的 Shit!
操 Shit.
我竟然在追一个骑自行车的 I'm chasing a bicycle.
真要命 Jesus.
滑头小子 Tricky.
- 你有病啊 - 猜对了 - You moron! - You're right!
- 你个疯子 - 抱歉 我的错 - You maniac! - Sorry! My fault!
嘿 把信封给我 Hey! Give me the envelope!
什么 What?
- 你听到了 你个死小子 - 抱歉 我听不清 - You can hear me, you little shit. - Sorry, I can't hear you!
它对你又没什么用 何必呢 What's it to you? Come on!
把那个该死的信封给我 Give me the goddamn envelope!
那个啊 没门 That? No.
不 No, no, no.
我只希望他们别在人行道上骑车 你知道 I just wish they wouldn't ride on the sidewalk, you know?
我的意思是 我理解这是你的工作 I mean, look, I understand you've got a job to do.
稍等一下 Excuse me!
嘿 Hey, hey!
嘿 开慢点 Hey, hey, hey! Slow down!
看到没 我就说这事儿闹起来对你没好处 Now, see? I told you this wouldn't end well for you.
你往哪儿跑 Where'd you go?
嘿 Hey!
你给我过来 Come here!
嘿 Hey!
你疯了吗 Yo, you crazy?
纽约警察 我需要跟你谈谈 NYPD! I wanna talk to you for a minute!
这下好了 Great.
嘿 停在一边 Hey! Pull over!
嘿 Hey!
流氓人渣 Delinquent scum!
那个穿红色衬衫骑自行车的 Red shirt on the bicycle!
纽约警察 Nypd!
你刚刚造成了一起车祸 下车停在路边 You just caused an accident back there! Pull over!
拜托 Come on.
糟了 Shit!
我的孩子 My baby!
操 Shit.
你个小瘪三 You little shit.
多谢帮忙 Thanks for helping me with this.
你知道我对你总是有求必应的 You know I'm always there for you.
我一个人搞不定它 总之谢谢了 Well, I couldn't have done it on my own, so thanks.
听着 有些话我知道不该我多嘴的 Look, it's none of my business,
但是跟那个狼崽子分手这件事 but you know you saved yourself
至少你从今以后都不会再因为他而头疼了不是 a lot of heartache breaking up with the Coyote Man.
我的意思是 说真的 他就是个疯子 I mean, seriously, you know, he's crazy.
不是说他是最好的骑手或者其他什么 And it's not like he's some great cyclist or something.
而是他根本就是在求死 仅此而已 跟骑行技巧无关 I mean, he's just got a death wish, that's all. That's no skill.
他在巷猫比赛比赛里 Only reason he beats me in
打败我的原因是这个人根本就是神经病 alleycats is 'cause the man got a mental instability.
我是说 死飞车什么的全他妈扯淡 I mean, all that fixie bullshit.
没刹车 不能变速 You know, the no brakes, no gears.
- 这太荒唐了 - 是啊 我知道 - That's ridiculous. - Yeah, I hear ya.
听着 你想一想 Look, think about it, okay?
他的左边锁骨都断了两次了 He's broke his left collarbone twice.
几次脑震荡 腕关节还打着固定钉 Got a couple concussions, a pin in his wrist.
那是他以前耍小聪明的时候的事啦 That's when he was doing all that trick stuff.
他现在不会了 He's not into that any more.
好吧 但是 他骑车的方式 你看出了些什么吗 Okay, sure, but the way he rides. What does that tell you'?
他很爱骑车 我猜 How much he loves it, I guess.
他自己估计也不知道是更爱车还是更爱你 宝贝 Then he's got him some confused priorities, babe.
不 曼尼 Yeah. No, Manny.
我室友可能遇上点麻烦事 Hey, my roommate's in some
所以她才没回我短信 kind of trouble and she won't text me back.
你能把我载到百老汇么 Can you just drop me off over on Broadway?
求求了 我得找到她 Please? I gotta go find her.
- 好吧 好吧 好吧 - 谢了 - Okay, okay. Okay. - Thanks.
天啊 Jesus.
操 Shit.
- 那个蠢货想要 - 我能听到 - This douche bag tried to... - I can hear you.
抱歉 Sorry.
有人想要打劫我 还想把我压死 Guy tried to rob me and run me over with his car.
- 你受伤了吗 - 没有 - Are you injured? - No.
- 你打算投诉吗 - 不 我想他被拘留 - You wanna file a complaint? - No, I want him arrested.
像是以蓄意撞人罪之类的罪名抓捕他 It's like attempted vehicular manslaughter, or whatever.
是么 法官先生 先坐下吧 Is it, Your Honour? Have a seat,
有人会来给你做笔录的 someone will be right out to take your statement.
我还有那辆车的车牌照片 I also have a picture of his license plate number.
这很好 你先坐下 有人会来跟你谈的 That's fantastic. Have a seat, someone will be right with you.
谢谢你的理解 Thank you for your concern.
妈的 Holy moly.
嘿 你知道点什么 Hey. What do ya know?
蒙迪警探大驾光临啊 Detective Monday graces us with his presence.
我很抱歉我迟到了 Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late.
你老婆的有好多的特殊要求 Your wife had a lot of unusual requests.
- 是吗 她还是那么性急吗 - 是啊 但是我应付得了 - Yeah'? She still got that rash? - Yeah. I worked around it.
你的脸怎么了 蒙迪 What's the matter with your face, Monday?
该死的牙龈肿了 Goddamn tooth went abscess on me,
这挨天煞的小混蛋 害的我要去看牙医 vicious little bastard. I go to the dentist,
结果那个狗娘养的让我在等候室里等了一个半小时 son of a bitch got me in the waiting room an hour and a half.
最后 他过来了 看了一眼 Finally, he sits me in the chair, takes one look at it...
猛地从我嘴里拔了出来 Yanks it right out of my head.
难以置信吧 我竟然因为这个迟到了 Can you believe it? Yeah, that's why I'm late.
嗯 Yeah.
这次赢定了 衰仔们 Yeah. Got you now, sucker.
庄家通吃 Monster hand, monster hand.
有没有搞错啦 Jesus, you're kidding me!
该死的 不 Goddamn shit! No!
下次运气会好点的 警官 哈 手气还行 Next time better luck, Bobby, huh? Not bad hand, not bad hand.
差点就赢了 警官 Almost, Bobby.
还好吧 警官 Everything okay, Bobby?
没事 只是我该去上班了 It's great. I just gotta get to work is all.
老样子啊 Same old, same old.
蒙迪"一周七天忙"先生 Mr Monday, Mr Sunday.
再买些筹码 Rebuy.
有人么 再买些筹码 Hello? Rebuy.
- 我给你拿瓶可乐吧 警官 - 不 谢了 - Let me get you a Coke, Bobby. - No, thank you.
- 我需要5000美元的筹码 有什么问题么 - 你已经赊欠1万7了 - I need five grand. What's the problem? - It's up to 17.
那正好 17是我的幸运数字 Which happens to be my lucky number.
这游戏不适合你 先生 This isn't your game, man.
白人玩儿牌九没有天赋的 Anglos don't have the math for Pai Gow.
- 林先生觉得 - 林先生觉得什么 - Mr Lin thinks... - What does Mr Lin think?
难道就因为一个警察欠他几个臭钱 他就没法经营了么 He can't get shut down 'cause a cop owes him a few dollars?
别这样 这些话肯定不是您本意 Come on, you don't wanna talk like that.
布鲁克林 72街的玩家们 72nd Street. Brooklyn Players.
他们全都完了 全部玩儿完 查理 陈. They all went down eventually. They all go down, Charlie Chan.
也许你需要冷静冷静 Maybe you need to go get some fresh air.
你才需要冷静 You take a walk in the park!
我要再买 I want a rebuy!
对不起 对不起 对不起 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
对不起 Sorry.
听着 如果你真的需要钱 Look, if you really need cash...
- 我本不该告诉你这些的 - 告诉我什么 - I shouldn't be telling you this. - What?
你知道我妹妹的那个混蛋蛇头老板吗 You know that bitch snakehead my sister works for?
- 知道 - 她说他们有个很重要的票子 - Yeah. - She said they got a serious ticket
今晚从莫宁赛德的一个地下钱庄过来 coming down from a hawaladar in Morningside, tonight.
- 那值多少钱 - 55000美元 - How much is it worth? - Fifty grand.
那票子和钱一样好使 And that ticket is as good as cash.
你要是能把它带过来 If you get a hold of that thing and bring it here,
咱们的债就一笔勾销 your money problems with us are over.
我可能会收点佣金 就三分之一吧 Maybe I take a little finder's fee, let's just say a third.
剩下的你和林先生评分 Mr Lin gets the rest, and you're even.
我看起来像个绑匪吗 我是个警察 What do I look like, a change-snatcher to you? I'm a cop.
还是说像个偷钱包的 或者该死的抢劫犯 I look like a purse-pincher, a goddamn mugger?
我只是在帮你脱身 I'm just trying to help you out.
你要是不想干 那就长点儿本事 You don't wanna do that, then be a big boy,
去借高利贷 想借多少借多少 go to the Shy, borrow what you gotta borrow.
- 只要还了林先生的1万7 你就能继续在这玩儿 - 知道了 - Mr Lin gets his 17, you're right back in. - Yeah.
- 抽头多少 - 百分之20 - What's the vig? - Twenty points.
- 太荒唐了 - 那就别拿 - That's ridiculous. - Don't take it.
- 是我们在奥松公园的朋友 - 想的美 - From our friends in Ozone Park? - You wish.
- 布莱顿海滩 - 妈的 - Brighton Beach. - Shit.
说真的 别拿 Seriously, don't take it.
给我 Give it to me.
嘿 你去哪 Hey, where you going?
- 他带着去了街对面了 - 我看见了 - He took it across the street. - I have now seen it all.
看看这个大傻逼 Look at that sick bastard.
快点 Come on.
快点 快点 Yeah, come on, come on.
你确定都投进去吗 Are you sure you want to put that all in one hand?
是的 没错 Yeah, I'm sure.
来吧 Come on.
这就是我的牌了 This is the one.
让我们看看 我们拿到什么牌了 看看这牌怎么样 Let's see, what do we got here? What do we got?
看你们自己的牌可以不 各位 Keep your eyes to yourself, all right, buddy?
我还没完呢 I'm not done.
九点加七点不行 Six plus seven is shit!
六点加五点也不行 Six plus five is shit.
八点加五点也就是六点加七点 还是不行 Eight plus five is six... is seven... is shit.
不管怎么加都是他妈的屎 It's all shit, no matter how you add it up.
唉 Yeah.
随便吧 随便吧 谢了 Whatever, whatever. Thanks a lot.
- 那是个中国式电话本么 - 对 - That a Chinese phone book? - Yeah.
别停啊 Don't stop yet.
怎么了 你累了吗 嘿 等一下 等会儿 Why, you getting tired? Hey, wait a minute. Wait.
累个屁 Tired, my ass.
有没搞错啊 那... What... That...
那是我的牙啊 你个人渣 That's my tooth! You piece of shit!
我又没说不还钱 I said nothing permanent!
嘿 我跟你说话呢 你给我过来 Hey, I'm talking to you! Get over here!
这他妈的打人不打脸懂不 There are goddamn rules about this shit!
你觉得你能不按规矩办事儿吗 Okay? You think it doesn't apply?
我不守规矩甘愿被打 I'll take a lump or two if I cross the line,
可你打掉我的牙就是你不对了 but you think I'm gonna grow new teeth at my age?
- 林先生 - 林先生 - Mr Lin... - Mr Lin!
喂 Hey!
林先生怎么了 是轮到他说了算吗 What? Is Mr Lin in charge?
林先生是美国总统吗 Is Mr Lin President of the United States?
我告诉你 混小子们 老子是个警察 Let me tell ya something, boys. I am a cop!
轮不到你在老子头上野 You do not do this!
喂 起来 没那么严重吧 Hey. Come on, it wasn't that bad.
他会没事的 起来 起来阿 He'll be all right. Come on. Come on, papi.
这不是有反应了嘛 看到没 Yeah, there you go. See?
把你朋友送去贝列佛医院去 Get your buddy to Bellevue.
耗时十四分钟 我计时了 Fourteen minutes. I timed it.
那是你从怒火攻心 That's how long it took you
到完全爆发所用的时间 to soak yourself in gasoline and set it on fire.
关于你们之前说的那张票的事 That ticket you were talking about?
我想我需要那个地址 I think I'm gonna need the address.
没错 那该死的牙医 这理由够令你信服了吧 Yeah, the goddamn dentist. Is that a good enough reason for you?
我足足在椅子上坐了俩小时 你能相信么 Two hours in the chair. Can you believe it?
不管怎样 人还是得去做他该做的事儿的 Well, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
我得去拿点我的吗啡 我待会就回来 I'm gonna go get my morphine. I'll be right back.
- 你知道吗 我一直在想那些消防员们 - 他们怎么了 - You know, I've been thinking about firemen. - What about 'em?
他们一块儿出去闲逛 一起去锻炼 还一起煮意大利面吃 They hang out together, you know, they work out. They cook pasta.
还拍年历照 Pose for calendars.
- 你在说什么啊 - 我们也该这么做 - What are you talking about? - We should do that.
我才不会去拍什么年历照片呢 I'm not posing for any calendar.
没毛巾 No towels?
真郁闷 Depressing.
- 嘿 看看谁在这儿 兰斯·阿姆斯特朗啊 - 嘿 你怎么了 - Hey, look who's here, Lance Armstrong. - Hey, what's up?
- 嘿 伙计们 - 等会儿 - Hey, guys. - Hold up a minute.
- 你怎么了 - 你遇到什么事儿啦 - What's up? - What happened to you?
我被一个骑单车的小屁孩儿整惨了 I just got my ass kicked by a kid on a bicycle.
- 天呐 那你还好吗 - 我还好 - Jesus, you okay? - I'm all right.
蒙迪 快来 我们得去看看那家伙 Monday, come on, we gotta see that guy.
好的 就来 Yeah, all right.
蒙迪 说真的 我们得出发了 走吧 Monday, seriously, we gotta go. Let's go.
这次你跟他谈 他比较听你的话 You talk to him this time. He responds to you better.
- 真的吗 - 不知道为什么 我就是受不了那家伙 Really? I don't know why. I can't stand the guy.
不过他不知道 Yeah, but he doesn't know that.
蒙迪 你要一起来吗 Monday, are you coming?
嗯 我 Yeah, I...
我忘拿我的子弹了 我等下去跟你们会和 I forgot my bullets. I'll meet you guys there, okay?
谁会忘了他们的子弹啊 Who forgets their bullets?
蒙迪咯 Monday.
操 Shit.
嘿 穿红衣服的 纽约警察 Hey, red shirt! NYPD!
有没搞错啊 Come on, dude.
至于么 我正着手进行这事儿呢 Really? I'm working on it.
- 那家伙死了 - 什么 - The guy's dead. - What?
那个你痛扁的家伙 Bobby The guy you beat up, Bobby.
他在送去医院的路上就不行了 He didn't even make the ride to the hospital.
你还真是雪上加霜的好手啊 You got a real knack for making it worse, you know that?
操 God damn it.
我会补救的 I'll make amends.
从那笔钱开始吧 Start with the money.
把票给我拿下 把它拿到林先生开在28号大街的店里去 Get that ticket. Bring it to Mr Lin's shop on 28th.
你有一个小时的时间 You got one hour.
当心 注意 注意啦 看路 Heads up. Look out, look out. Outta the way.
警察 小心左手边 女士 Police! On your left, lady, look out!
天呐 Jesus Christ.
你想我怎么做嘛 What do you want me to do?
大家好 站着别动 Hello, everybody! Stand still!
这位女士你站着别动 很好 可以了 Lady, stand still! You're good. There you go.
警察 让路 女士 让路谢谢 Police! Coming through. Lady, please.
先生当心 Heads up, man.
哇 天呐 Whoa, buddy!
天呐 可以停了吧 My God! Stop already!
你这是让自己情况越来越糟 我发誓 You're making it worse for yourself, I swear to God!
孩子们退后 让他们退后 警察 Keep the kids back! Keep 'em back! NYPD!
惨了 No!
操 God damn it!
先生 Mister!
在那边 That way!
把你们的手缩回校车里去 Get your arms inside the bus!
快件处理 Dispatch.
你对我做了什么啊 我送的到底是什么鬼东西 What did you do to me, man? What the hell am I carrying?
威利 你在哪儿 Wilee? Where are you?
我他妈的不送毒品 或者之类的鬼东西 I do not carry drug shit, or whatever the hell this is!
这不是毒品啊 这怎么可能是毒品 It's not drugs. It can't be drugs.
这是东海岸一所享负盛誉的学府里来的信件 It's from a highly respected East Coast college.
- 它也有可能是毒品 - 没错 - It's probably drugs. - Yep.
听我说 我在刚才短短二十分钟里 Listen to me. I almost got my
都快为此死三回了 ass killed three times in the last 20 minutes!
而且这根本不是由于我的错所导致的 And it wasn't my fault!
是有人在干涉你吗 你需不需要后援 Is somebody messing with you? You need backup?
不用了 我就是想摆脱这单子事儿 No. I just wanna get rid of the thing.
呃 可我这儿没别人了 Well, I got nobody else.
蒂托是这儿唯一的人 The only person here is Tito,
而我又不想让他大老远跑到北边儿去 and I can't send him that far north.
这家伙就像个九十八岁的老头 我可没恶意 The guy's like 98 years old. No offence.
你就致电那所学校 Dude, just call the college
跟他们说 我正在把包裹拿回去 and tell them I'm bringing the package back,
懂了吗 我受够了 okay? I'm done with it.
别 别 别拿回来 拜托啦 威利 No, no, don't take it back! Come on! Wilee...
曼尼 Manny.
我正想见你来着 Just the person I need to see.
干嘛 What's up?
喂 你好 我打来是想问问你们刚接下的一单定单的事儿 Yeah, hello. I'm calling about an order you just picked up.
定单编号 Order number?
对 对 就在这儿呢 2231970 Yep, yep, got it right here. 2231970.
对 就是它 Yeah, that's it.
我需要把信封上的送货地址改一下 I'm gonna need to change the delivery address on that envelope.
对 我是教务主任福雷斯特·J·阿克曼 Yeah. Me, I'm Forrest J. Ackerman, Dean of Students.
我现在有约 待会儿见 I've got that appointment now. I'll see you in a bit.
没问题 Okay...
- 嗨 - 嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
我快弄完了 我朋友借了辆卡车来帮我搬家 I'm almost done. My friend borrowed a truck to help me move,
所以我大概六点前就能离开了 so I'll be outta here by 6:00.
谢谢 Thank you.
很抱歉 一切都那么突然 你没问题吧 I'm sorry it is so sudden. You will be all right?
嗯 我在找到地方搬之前会和我姨妈一起住 Yeah. I'm staying with my aunt until I find a place.
嗯 那就好 Okay, good.
但我还是不清楚究竟发生什么了 I still don't get what happened.
是我惹你生气了吗 还是因为其他原因 Did I do something to piss you off or something?
没 我跟你说过 是私人原因 No, I told you, it's a private matter.
好吧 Okay...
失陪了 我有些东西要处理 Excuse me, I have some things to take care of.
- 你从哪儿得到的这些啊 - 这是我自己的事儿 - Where'd you get all that? - This is my business.
- 你不掺和到这事儿里来对你更好 - Better for you to stay out of it.
你打算拿着这钱出去 - Are you going out with that'?
这可是纽约啊 'Cause this is New York City,
你不能带着这么多钱瞎转悠 you can't walk around with all that money.
- 你要去哪儿 - 就这条街头 - Where are you going? - Down the street.
- 哪儿 - 那间美甲店 - Where? - The nail salon.
美甲店 The nail salon?
有些事儿我必须去做 我没有选择的余地 This is something I have to do. I don't have a choice.
好吧 那我跟你一块儿去 Okay. I'm coming with you.
不用了 谢谢 No, thank you.
梁先生 Mr Leung?
- 警察 - 有什么事儿吗 - NYPD. - Yeah?
你有空谈谈么 You got a minute?
数数看 Count it.
这对于一个年轻女孩来说可是一大笔钱啊 A lot of money for a young lady.
这花了我两年的时间 期间我干三份活儿 Took me two years. I work three jobs.
为了你的美国梦么 American dream, huh?
就为了干三份活儿 Is to work three jobs?
这年头 是这样啦 These days, yes.
你说国语么 You speak Mandarin?
是的 Yes.
我梁先生从来不打包票 也不退钱 If you lose the ticket I cannot give you back the money.
你明白吗 You understand?
不管这票子在谁手里 This ticket now is money.
那都是钱 For whoever holds it.
万一要是碰到什么事情 If you have problems
你不能去找警察 you don't call the police
我给你个电话号码 you call this number.
要是地下钱庄有什么事 那自己就能解决 The Hawala system settles its own problems.
这些钱都是给蛇头的么 This money is for a snakehead?
- 是 - 哪个蛇头 - Yes. - Which one?
陈大姐 Sister Chen.
我给她钱她不要 She won't take cash.
要我来找你 She sent me to you.
你上我这儿来找我 你跟别人说过没有 Did you tell anyone you were coming here?
只有我的朋友 Only my friend.
这可不是你们老家 没人照应你 This city is not your village.
要是有人知道你有这么多钱 早就该抢啦 Many people would rob you if they know what you have.
她应该不会告诉任何人的 My friend would n't tell anyone.
哎呀 他们不会盯着你嘛 If she did they may be watching for you.
那么这个事情 有人替你送吗 Can someone else deliver the ticket for you?
最好是他们不认识的人 Someone they won't recognise?
我不知道 I don't know.
行了 你再好好想想吧 Think about it.
菩萨保佑你 May the Buddha watch over you.
嘿 Hey!
安全快递 Security Courier.
哟 尼玛 什么事儿 Yo, Nima. What's up?
我办公室有份快件要寄 I have a pickup from our office.
十分钟内就要送出去 It will be ready in about 10 minutes.
威利有空么 Is Wilee available?
有空 他就在这儿 我们要送到哪儿去 Yeah, he's here. Where we going?
好的 Okay...
好的 没问题 很好 懂了 Okay, all right. Great. Got it.
威利 你运气来了 来自你母校的快件 Wilee, you're in luck. Your alma mater summons.
你先过 Come on!
我也很高兴见到你 Good to see you, too.
不好意思 Excuse me.
该死的 Damn.
操 Damn it.
- 嘿 打扰了 - 什么事儿 - Hey. Excuse me. - Yeah.
我是纽约警察 Nypd.
我在找一个年轻的亚裔女性 I'm looking for a young Asian woman,
大概二十三四岁的样子 穿着蓝衬衫 黑裤子 about 22, 23, blue shirt, black pants.
她大概一分钟前经过这儿 She just walked by a minute ago.
- 你知道我能在哪儿找到她吗 - 我想想 嗯 我能 - Know where I can find her? - Let me think. Yeah, I do.
嘿 校园内不准骑车 Hey, walk that thing!
嗯 我知道她在哪儿 Yeah, I believe so.
谢了 祝愉快 Thanks. Have a nice day.
嘿 嘿 原来你在这儿啊 Hey! Hey, there you are.
嘿 就是你 Hey, there.
我是福雷斯特·J·阿克曼 来自美国国税局 Forrest J. Ackerman, Internal Revenue Service,
电子欺诈调查分队 Wire Fraud Investigation Unit.
什么事儿 Yes?
年轻的女士 你意识到 Now, young lady, you realise this
你所涉及到的汇款系统 system of money transfer you're participating in
规避了十八项不同的美国银行监管制度吗 circumvents about 18 different United States banking regulations?
- 我可能没听懂 - 淡定 - I'm not sure I understand. - Relax.
有牢狱之灾的不是你 至少我不这么认为 It's not you that's facing jail time. At least I don't think so.
这些洗黑钱的人 These hawaladars are known
对不明真相的非法移民的掠夺是出了名的 to prey on unsuspecting illegal immigrants.
- 我是合法的 - 我们不需要牵扯进那个方面来 - I'm not illegal. - We don't have to get into that.
- 我有学生签证 - 随身带着吗 - I have a student visa. - With you?
在家 At home.
这下懂了吧 你本应每时每刻都带着它才对 See, it's supposed to be with you at all times.
是啊 你把它放在家里了 Yeah, you leave it at home,
那可是个把你驱逐出境的好办法啊 that's a good way to get yourself deported.
但我们现在无需将此问题 But we don't have to go
交给移民局处理并因此进行一番谈话 down to Immigration and talk about that now.
完全没有必要 我们在这儿就能把问题解决了 That's totally unnecessary. We need to settle it right here.
我只要那封洗黑钱的人给你的信 谢谢 I just need to see the envelope the hawaladar gave you. Please.
我不懂 I don't understand.
哪方面不懂 What don't you understand?
为什么一个声称自己是美国国税局稽查员的人 Why someone who says he's an IRS
拿着的却是纽约市警方探员的徽章 agent has a New York City police detective's badge.
到这儿来 Come over here.
好吧 Okay...
你要干嘛 让我走 What are you doing? Let me go!
好吧 自作聪明的人 Okay, smarty-pants.
你知道人事部的心理专家说我有什么问题吗 You know what the HR shrink said I have?
冲动控制障碍 Impulse control issues.
就像你需要一张大学文凭才能弄明白 Like you need a college degree to figure that out.
我告诉你这个是想让你知道 你最好 I'm telling you this so you know that it's in your best interest
不要骗我或者浪费我的时间 not to lie to me or waste my time,
直接把那该死的信封给我 but give me the goddamn envelope.
请吧 在我失控把你掐死之前把它给我 Please. Before I lose my shit and rip your throat out.
我说得够清楚了吧 Clear enough?
那是什么 What's that?
你做了什么 What did you do?
该死的 操 Damn it. Damn it.
嘿 Hey!
等一下 Excuse me!
送信的 Messenger guy!
你刚接下的那个信封 That envelope you just picked up?
我需要拿回来 I'm gonna have to ask for that back.
你在这儿干嘛 What are you doing here?
- 你怎么了 - 我没事 - What is up with you? - Nothing.
呃 这可不像是没事的样子 Well, that doesn't look like nothing.
这是我的问题 我的私事 It's my problem. It's personal.
那个警察找到你了吗 Did that cop find you?
你看到他了 You saw him?
你跟他说了什么 What did you tell him?
他说有些人 He said there were some people
正打算去打劫你 还说他正打算去制止他们 planning to rob you and he was trying to stop it.
他想帮你 He wanted to help you.
- 是啊 他帮了我不少啊 - 究竟发生什么事儿了 - Yes, he helped me very much. - What's going on?
你又不是我朋友 我们不是朋友 - 谁说我们不是 - You're no friend. We are not friends. - Yes, we are.
我跟你说了一件事 你就把这事儿给彻底毁了 I told you one thing, and you almost ruined it all.
我会自己照顾自己的 I'll take care of myself.
尼玛 你得开始相信别人 求你了 告诉我 Nima. You gotta start trusting somebody. Please, tell me.
发生什么事儿了 What's going on?
威利 你在这儿干嘛 Wilee? What are you doing here?
尼玛 Nima.
你不可能已经送完信件了 不可能 You can't have delivered already, it's not possible.
你知道吗 让一个送信员去送你那非法的狗屁信件 You know what? It's really uncool to let a messenger service
实在太不厚道了 deliver your illegal bullshit.
- 我的信封在哪儿 - - Where is my envelope? - It's hard enough out there.
- 它在哪儿 - 我把它放回到前台了 - Where is it? - I gave it back to the front desk.
刚刚是不是有个送信员过来并放了个信封在这儿 Did a messenger just come by and drop off an envelope?
是啊 然后另外一个人刚过来把它拿走了 Yeah, and another one just came and picked it up.
谁告诉他们说要换地址的 Who told them to change the address?
嘿 Hey.
你拿回你的信封了吗 You get your envelope back?
有其他人过来把他取走了吗 Someone else come and pick it up?
但它送错地儿了 But it's going to the wrong place.
什么 What?
为什么 Why?
你关心吗 What do you care?
所以说我送的那玩意儿是什么 So, what was that thing I was carrying?
它就像是一张代表着一大笔钱的收据 It's like a receipt for a great deal of money.
这笔钱是给谁的 What's the money for?
一个蛇头 A she-tou. A snakehead.
- 那是个啥 - 类似于进口输入商 - What's that? - It's a kind of importer.
好吧 所以说你现在牵涉进了某种毒品交易吗 Right. So you're involved in some kind of drug thing?
不是 No.
你在"输入"些什么 What are you "Importing"?
我的儿子 My son.
我是用学生签证来这个国家的 I came to this country on a student visa.
他本应在我之后就到 He was to come right after me.
这又不是不合法的 他可以凭我的签证来旅游 It is not illegal. He can travel on my visa.
但在那之后有一篇我很早之前写的 But then an article I wrote about
有关西藏的文章被放上了互联网 Tibet a long time ago was posted on the Internet.
之后那几年里 有关当局都不让他离开中国 For the past years they have not let him leave China.
所以我只好用另一种办法把他弄出来 So I have to get him out another way.
因为我得跟我的儿子团聚 Because I will have my son.
你为什么要让我去送 Why'd you have to go and ask for me?
范妮莎总说你是工作中最棒的那个 Vanessa always said you was the best at what you do.
她说也许她永远不能指望上你什么 She says maybe she can never count on you,
但在工作上 没人比你更棒了 but at work, there's no one better.
她真这么说了 She said that?
她说的对吗 Is it true?
我可以指望你吗 Can I count on you?
让我看看那张纸上的名字 Let me see the name on the sheet.
为什么不回我电话 How come you don't answer my calls?
因为我有公事要忙 你想干嘛 Because I got a business to run. What do you want?
你五点半的时候在大学办公室里 You picked up an envelope from
取走了尼玛的信封 现在它在哪儿 Nima at the college office at 5:30. Where is it?
天呐 这信封究竟有什么魔力 Jesus, what is it with this envelope?
让人爱恨交织的 People love it, they hate it,
大家都迫不及待想拥有它 又巴不得眼不见为净 they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it.
就像雪茄或者民主 It's like cigarettes or Democrats.
开瓶器在哪儿 Where is the opener?
它在谁那儿 拉杰 Who's got it, Raj?
你的威利因为胆小而决定不去送件了 他说正要把它拿回来 Your boy Wilee pussied out. He said he was taking it back.
所以说它现在又回到学校了 So it's back at the school?
错啦 有人打电话来说要换地址 Negativo. Somebody called to change the drop-off address.
为什么这儿有那么多种工具却没有可以开啤酒盖儿的呢 Why are there a million tools in here and nothing to open a beer?
- 那人是男还是女 - 男的 - A man or a woman? - That would be a dude.
是谁要去送信 So who's gonna pick it up?
我把它给曼尼了 I gave it to Manny.
操 Shit.
你打算走哪条路呢 你个四肢发达头脑简单又好战的奇葩 Which way are you going, you roided-out freak'?
不是吧 Really?
嘿 你在哪儿 Hey, where are you?
百老汇的转角咯 你想干嘛 Corner of Broadway and Kiss My Ass. What do you want?
我需要你刚拿走的那信封 Need that envelope you just got.
你说真的 Do you really?
当然 我说真的 你都不知道那是什么 Yeah, seriously. You don't know what it is.
我清楚得很 如果我在七点前把它送到我就有50美金赚 I know exactly what it is, 5O bucks if I get it there by 7:00.
什么 你可以拿到50 拉杰只给我30 What, you're getting 50? Raj is only giving me 30!
那是 速度就是金钱嘛 小样儿 Yeah, speed costs money, pussy!
你靠边停车然后把信封给我 拜托 我晚点再向你解释 Pull over and give it to me, man! I'll explain later.
可以啊 小样儿 我就在这儿等你 Okay, pussy, I'll wait right here.
我就停在112号街道边 There, I just stopped at 112th.
狗屁 我能听见风声 你还在骑 Bullshit, dude, I can hear the wind. You're still moving.
那是 曼尼骑车可快了 你真应该试试 可爽了 Yeah, Manny rides fast! You should try it, it feels good!
喂 混蛋 Hello? Asshole!
- 威利 - 你现在想跟我谈谈了 - Wilee? - Now you want to talk?
这整件事都是我的错 This whole thing is my fault.
你说话还真是跳跃 You're hard to keep track of.
我接受你的道歉 我待会再打给你可以不 I accept your apology. Can I call you back?
尼玛给你那个信封是为了她孩子 她有个小孩 That envelope Nima gave you is for her kid. She has a kid.
- 我知道 我刚跟她谈了 - 那好 它还在你那儿吗 - I know. I just talked to her. - Well, do you still have it?
我现正一路沿着百老汇追着呢 I'm chasing it down Broadway right now.
我真的有点儿忙 晚会儿回你电话 I really gotta call you back.
曼尼现在正把它往错误的人的手里送 Manny is taking it to the wrong people.
我试过给他打电话 可他不接 I tried to call him, but he won't pick up.
我会处理的 我来截住他 I'm on it. I'll get him.
不 这是我的错 你不必牵扯进来 No, it's my fault. You don't need to get involved.
- 呃 我顺路而已 - 你只需告诉我你在哪儿 - Well, it's on my way home anyway. - Just tell me where you are.
亲爱的 现在这处境糟透了 我一点儿也不想让你插手 Baby, this situation sucks. I don't want you anywhere near it.
嘿 杰西 你就不能让你那部笨重的SUV车动一下么 Hey, Jersey, you wanna move your fat-ass SUV!
你知道你那样说话有多性感么 You know how sexy you are when you talk like that?
- 威利 - 我拿到信以后会给你打电话的 - Wilee. - I'll call you when I deliver.
- 等会儿 - 看我的 - Wait! - Count on it.
操 Shit.
嘿 威利 我有个主意 要不我俩一场比赛 Hey, Wilee, I got an idea. Why don't you race me for it?
如果你在我之前赶到28号大街 我就把那信封给你 You get to 28th Street before I do, I'll give you the envelope.
我们会穿过那个公园 进入106大道 We'll go through the park. Enter on 106.
我可没时间陪你玩这个把戏 I don't have time for this bullshit, man.
你该不会是没胆儿吧 小样儿 You don't got the legs for it, man.
你骑的那辆破车也帮不上你什么忙 And that steel pig you're riding ain't gonna help you neither.
跟我学着点儿吧 宝贝儿 特制碳化纤维 Be like me, baby. Parlee, custom-cut carbon fibre!
我求你了 I am begging you.
我的车太适合我了 简直跟我浑然一体 My bike fits me like a Naturalamb, son.
就给我一秒钟的时间解释 Just listen for one second.
公园见 See you in the park.
- 曼尼 - 再会 - Manny! - Peace!
我操 God damn it.
好啊 你想比赛是吧 那就比呗 Okay. You wanna race, let's race.
快件投递 Dispatch.
拉杰 我现在需要你让曼尼派件的那个地址 Raj, I need that address you sent Manny to right now.
曼尼 天呐 你们三个在现实世界里面 Manny? Come on. Don't the three of you ever get tired
纠缠来纠缠去都不觉得累人吗 of this Real World shit you keep playing?
拉杰 Raj!
曼尼 威利 威利 曼尼 Manny Wilee Wilee Manny Manny, Wilee, Wilee, Manny.
拉杰什么时候也去攻克一下范妮莎这座大山 When does Raj get to climb Mount Vanessa?
给我地址 我操 The address, God damn it!
等会儿 让我看看 Hold on, let me look for it.
真垃圾 Piece of shit.
伙计们 Fellas.
曼尼 Manny!
我给你那50美元 I'll give you the 50 bucks!
曼尼听不见你在说什么 他骑得太快啦 Manny can't hear you, Manny's moving too fast.
加油啊 亲 你不会想要拖着你的肥臀爬坡的 Come on, man, you don't wanna drag your hefty ass up this hill.
亲爱的 这对我来说可不算什么 我有我的小诀窍 Not a problem for me, baby. I'll just drop into my little ring.
死飞车 我敢打包票你现在肯定特希望自己变速箱 对吧 Hey, Fixie, I bet you wish you had gears now, don't you?
地心引力 你又重新成为我的朋友了 宝贝 Gravity, you is my friend again, baby.
嘿 威利 我为你准备了点东西 Hey, Wilee, I got something for ya!
你喜欢它吗 You like that, huh?
噢 我知道你喜欢 你个贱货 Yeah, I know you do, you little bitch.
我赶上你了 斯潘德克斯 我可就在你后面 I got you, Spandex! I'm on your wheel!
我正乘着你的气流 兄弟 简直就像乘风而飞 I'm in your draft, dude! It's like you're on my team!
- 慢点 嘿 - 老兄 别在这道上骑 - Slow down! Hey. - Guys, get off of the path!
21分队处 21分队处 有两人 21 dispatch. 21 dispatch, come in.
2-1 3号车手 你在吗 2-1, bike post 3, you on the air?
收到 我是Roselli 请说 Yeah, this is Roselli. Go ahead.
你要找的疯子骑手是不是穿红色短袖衫骑辆白色自行车 Your bike freak. Beat-up white bike, red shirt?
是的 怎么了 Yeah?
他又出现了 在南边第七街的公园里 He's at it again. Park Drive, headed south towards 7th.
我这就出发 I'm on it.
看路 女士 Careful on the path, ma'am.
老兄 我们什么时候开始比的 Dude, when's the race starting?
大家注意了 请让让 看路借过哈 People, please! Stay awake! Stay alive!
小心 小心 Look out! Look out!
天 God!
这个够痛 That one hurt.
你太慢了 You're too slow!
放弃吧 Give it up!
警察 Nypd!
停下 你们两都停下 Stop the bikes! Both of you!
继续倒车 Back it up!
你真是个混蛋 You're such an asshole!
去你的 威利 Screw you, Wilee!
比利 往前 往前开 Billy, pull forward! Pull forward!
嘿 Hey!
你们都他妈是谁啊 Who the hell are you guys?
见鬼 Damn!
那个是我想的那个吗 Is that it?
不 给我 给我 不 No! Gimme that! Gimme! No!
瞧你多棒 Look at you.
别开玩笑了 回来 回来 You have got to be kidding me! Come here! Come here!
嘿 你怎么受伤了 你又用了那个坑爹的刹车吗 Hey, what happened to you here? You use that goddamn brake again?
是啊 我已经把那玩意卸了 Yeah, I took that shit off.
奥 感谢老天 Thank you, Jesus.
嘿 Hey!
他们 是他们 Them! Them!
这边 这边 This way, this way.
靠 Shit!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
找东西 Looking for the thing.
在这 Here it is.
把这个卷起来 越紧越好 Roll this up. Really tight, really tight.
好的 见鬼 Okay. Shit.
我说 这真是有够倒霉 不是么 I mean, holy shit, right?
是啊 I know.
好了么 Is it good?
好了 Yeah.
行动啊 Come on, guys.
快点 Come on!
嘿 Hey!
你别想跑... No, you don't.
靠 Shit.
威利 Wilee!
该死 Shit.
威利 你就不怕死掉吗 Wilee? Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed?
你相信命运 You believe in luck.
若命数已尽 一切自会结束 When your number's up, your number's up.
你就一点都不怕死吗 Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed?
你骑车的方式 太玩命了 I mean, the way you ride.
威利 Wile e! wilee!
你就一点都不怕死吗 Aren't you afraid you're gonna get killed?
当然怕 不过命数到了 你也躲不过去不是 Yeah, but if it comes, that's just gonna come outta nowhere.
我怕不怕 当然怕 可恐惧不过是极限骑车的一部分 Am I afraid? Sure, but that's part of it,
你知道吗 没有什么感觉能和骑车相比 you know? There's no feeling like that.
如果命数已尽 一切自会结束 When your number's up, your number's up.
- 可以这么说 - 那么你还是个佛教徒咯 - You could say that. - So you're a Buddhist, then.
哟 让我们欢迎 雪橇摇铃 乐队 Yo, give it up for Sleigh Bells!
没错就是他们 没错他们来了 雪橇摇铃 唷 That's what's up, that's what's up! Sleigh Bells, yo!
你相信命运 You believe in luck.
道教才信奉命数 You know it's the Taoists that believed in luck.
佛可不接受这些 他相信的是因果报应 The Buddha rejected all that. He insisted on cause and effect.
你究竟是个怎样的自行车信使啊 What kind of bike messenger are you?
拿到了吹牛大王学士文凭的信使 The kind with a Masters in Bullshit and Obfuscation.
你还是没有回答我最先的问题 You still haven't answered my original question.
你就不怕死掉吗 你用这玩命的方式去骑车 Aren't you afraid of dying? I mean, the way you ride.
你知道什么才真正吓到我了么 You wanna know what scares me
我的一个刚刚从法学院毕业的同学干了什么吗 is what happened to my friends who just got out of law school.
在百老汇大街上玩儿极速 That is collective insanity.
不带刹车 Compared to that,
50公里的时速 比起来 他那才叫疯狂 going down Broadway at 50 with no brakes is fine.
听上去真棒 Sounds good.
也挺胡吹的 It also sounds like bullshit.
车子自己想要更快 更快才能更稳 The bike wants to go fast. It's steadier that way.
我像这样全速前进 从来没有受过伤 I've never been hurt going all-out.
会杀死你的 反而是你的犹豫 It's just the hesitation that'll kill you.
所以你也是那种 不踩刹车的家伙 So you're one of those guys. No brakes.
对 我讨厌刹车 No, I hate brakes.
刹车就意味着死亡 Brakes are death.
现在是时间宣布第五届年度纽约 Now it's time to announce the winner
自行车信使协会巷猫比赛赛的 of the Fifth Annual New
胜利者是谁了 York Bike Messenger Association Alleycat Race.
大奖是100美元现金 和费利佩自行车 Grand prize is $100 and Felipe's bike.
喜欢吗 You like that?
让我们祝贺 连续三年夺冠的 To the winner for the third consecutive year,
我们"保险杠冲浪"之始祖人物 the original bumper surfer,
狼人 威利 the Coyote Man, Wilee!
威利 好样的 在这呢 好样的宝贝 Wilee! That's my boy, right there! All right, baby!
快过来 快来拿奖 Well, come on. Come and get it.
快上来 Get up here.
举起来 举起来 Give it up, give it up!
耶 Yeah!
你醒了 You back?
我的车呢 Where's my bike?
好的 看来是醒了 Yeah, you're back.
- 我的车呢 我是认真的 - 别急 别急 - Where's my bike, seriously? - Relax. Relax.
没找到那车我绝不走 I can't leave without the bike.
- 我要和他一起 - 不行 - I'm going with him. - No.
- 你干什么 - 你不能走 - What the hell are you doing? - You stay here.
嘿 来帮我一下 这个女人违反了秩序 Hey, I need some help over here. This woman is unruly.
- 什么 -冷静 - What? - Calm down.
- 我什么都没有做 - 放松 - I didn't even do anything. - You got to relax.
好吧 好吧 Fine. Okay.
这是我的包吗 多谢了 非常感激 Is this my bag? Thank you, I appreciate that.
但愿没丢什么东西 这疯子... Hopefully there's nothing missing. This crazy man...
我才不管发生了什么 因为是你撞倒了我 I don't care what happened! Because you tackled me!
我不是故意撞倒你的 I didn't mean to tackle you.
顺带一提 我还要上诉 Just FYI, there's a lawsuit happening.
我没说我现在就要去上诉 I'm not saying I'm gonna do it or what not,
不过快了 多谢 but there is one coming. Thank you.
好了 过来 拿走你的东西 All right, come on. Get your stuff.
嘿 队长 我得跟你谈谈 Hey, chief, I need to talk to you.
- 怎么了 - 我得和你谈谈 - Hey, what's up? - I need to talk to you.
- 他醒了吗 - 嗯 他醒着 有点神志不清 - Did he come to? - Yeah. He's awake. A little messed up.
有几根肋骨骨折了 不过没什么大碍 He's got a couple of bruised ribs, but he'll be all right.
- 听着 你得帮我个忙 - 好 说吧 - Listen, I gotta ask you a favour. - Yeah, shoot.
我现在必须跟他谈谈 I have got to talk to this guy right away.
V? }V
自行车 The bike.
他的同伴逃跑了 我得在他跑掉前找到他 His partner got away. I gotta find him before he gets too far.
我能同乘问他一些问题吗 Is there any way I could ride and ask him a couple of questions?
- 什么 现在 - 是的 是的 - What, right now? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我能在去医院的路上坐他身边吗 If I could just sit with him on the way to the hospital?
- 那有点难办 - 是吗 - That's very unusual. - Yeah?
- 是啊 - 好吧 警察需要你帮个忙 懂吗 - Yeah. - Well, NYPD needs a favour. Okay?
明白吗 兄弟 Okay, chum?
- 好吧 上车吧 - 很好 谢了 - All right, come and ride with us. - All right. Thanks.
开车 Drive.
嘿 兄弟 嘿 兄弟 嘿 Hey, buddy? Hey, buddy? Hey...
他们可不是你的兄弟 你和那些混蛋车手是一伙 They're not your buddies. You're one of these bike assholes.
你知道他们浪费了多长时间 You know how much time they
才把你的狗头从大街上抬起来吗 waste scraping you shitheads off the street?
这整个城市都厌恶你们 This whole city hates you.
嘿 兄弟 你去拘留所 Hey, man. You headed to the impound?
是啊 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
很好 把这个带上 我会过去找你 Good. Take this thing. I'll meet you there.
等这个混蛋来拿他的车时 他就是我的了 When this asshole comes for his bike, he's mine.
别卖关子了 小子 Time to quit clicking around, son.
现在你惹到了真正有麻烦的人 You got involved with some people with real problems.
真的快没时间了 这事关生死 Real deadlines. Life and death shit.
而这对你而言有什么意义 What is this to you?
什么意义 那个给你票的女人 What, the slope that gave you the ticket,
她还给你讲了什么悲情的故事吗 she gave you some sad story?
十八个困在福建的婊兄弟想搬来唐人街 Eighteen cousins in Fujian that wanna come to Chinatown,
贩卖蒙古雪豆牛肉 dish out Mongolian beef with snow peas?
好吧 事与愿违 他们是没有机会的 Well, life's hard. Turns out they can't come.
是为了她的孩子 It's for her kid, man.
我的问题有烦到她吗 Do I bother her with my problems?
票在哪里 Where's the ticket?
嗯 我听说你有几根肋骨好像断了 是不是很痛呢 Yeah, I hear you got some cracked ribs, that's gotta sting.
得小心一点啊 We better be careful.
我可不希望你在这 Don't want you bouncing
折腾的太厉害 万一把肺戳到就不好了 around too much in here. Might poke a lung.
不好意思 这样是不是有点痛 I'm sorry. Is that uncomfortable?
混蛋 Douche bag.
我现在可没空关心混不混蛋的事情 I don't really care much for that term "Douche bag."
现在这词都被人们用烂了 People throw it around like crazy these days,
这话突然就变得没那么脏了 like it's suddenly okay.
你知道人们现在还用什么词吗 "跪舔" You know what else people say now? "Suck it."
当时我正看着电视 晚上8:30 那可是黄金档 I was watching TV the other night, 8:30, middle of prime time.
观众里肯定有小孩 里面的人居然说了句"跪舔" Kids could be watching. Guy says, "Suck it."
然后笑死了一群人 Everybody's laughing.
这合适吗 How is that appropriate?
我得问你一些问题 I'm gonna ask you some questions.
你只需要回答我一个字就可以了 And you're gonna give me one-word answers,
是 或 否 yes or no.
就算是个打包小哥都能做到 Even a bagboy should be able to handle that.
第一个问题 你知道票在什么地方吗 First question. Do you know where the ticket is?
说话 Hello!
你最好给我个答案 You better give me an answer
否则我会像折断牙签一样对待你的肋骨 or I'm gonna snap your ribs like toothpicks.
你知道 票在哪里吗 Do you know where the ticket is?
你会把它给我吗 Will you give it to me?
好孩子 Good boy.
只要把我的车给我 Just get me my bike.
你是在谈条件吗 Are you negotiating?
是的 而且你快没时间了 Yeah. Yeah, and you're outta time.
那包里的玩意都可以归你 You might have these assholes in the bag,
但是你不可以在去医院的途中对我施暴 but you can't lean on me like this when we get to the hospital.
那就是我的条件 把车还给我 That's my offer! Get me my bike!
我就把票给你 I'll get you the ticket.
好吧 那要怎么做 How do we make that happen?
曼尼 带我去找曼尼 Manny. Bring me Manny.
怎么样 乔治 How ya doing, George?
查理 到边上来 Charlie, pull up to the side!
停回那边去 Put it back there?
好 我正在试 Yeah, I'm pushing it through.
该死 Shit.
出来 快啊 Get out. Come on.
他们来了 Here they come.
如果他没有的话 我就把你揍出屎来 I'm gonna kick your ass till Thursday if he doesn't have it.
在他的包里 不然我干嘛追他 It's in his bag. Why do you think I was chasing him?
现在我能拿到我的车了吧 拜托了 Can I get my bike now, please?
嘿 嘿 伙计们 Hey. Hey, fellas.
怎么了 What's up?
- 带着孩子进去 把他的自行车还给他 - 好的 - Take this kid inside to get his bike. - All right.
- 完后再把他送过来 - 知道了 - But bring him back. - Will do.
嗨 先生 今天真不太顺呢 呵呵 Hello, sir! Rough day, huh?
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
我们得打扰你一下 搜查你的包 Have to ask your permission to search your bag.
不过放心把你没犯什么事 You're not in any trouble at all.
我相信有人一定 I have reason to believe somebody
在你不知情时把某样东西放进去了 may have put something in there without your knowledge.
好吧 Okay...
- 嘿 你刚才拉了辆自行车进来吗 - 最后一排 - Hey, did you just bring a bike in? - End of the row.
知道了 Okay...
嘿 你有看见谁在我的卡车后面吊着吗 Hey, you see somebody hanging on the back of my truck?
没有 我才到这 你看见谁了 No, I just got here. Like who?
貌似某种疯疯癫癫的信使丫头 Like some batshit crazy messenger chick.
我觉得我开过西侧高速公路的时候 I think she was holding on
她一直都在后面拉着我的车 the whole time I was on the West Side Highway.
见鬼 Damn.
我找这鬼玩意整整一天了 Something I've been looking for all damn day.
- 我这一天真的超级不顺 - 你在做什么 - I've had a bit of a rough day myself. - What are you doing?
拿到了 Got it.
干的漂亮 Nice!
就没有更多隔出来的小包了吗 怎么回事 Are there any more compartments? For what?
这里 Over here.
我简直没法儿不爱你 I love you for more than one reason.
他妈的 God damn it!
祝你愉快 Have a nice day.
好吧 你就把它扔那 Yeah, just leave it right there!
我能搞定的 没问题 I'll take care of it, not a problem!
操 Shit.
我能让那辆废铁再次重生 I'm gonna shred the living shit outta that thing.
等等 Wait.
我在外面等你 I'll see you outside.
嘿 那个臭小鬼跑哪去了 Hey! Where is the little shit?
在那些车子后面 最后一排 Left him back there behind the bikes. End of the row.
你没有看着他 You left him?
什么 你是想让我一直监视着他 What, you wanted me to watch him the whole time?
不 我是想让你把自己的车钥匙给他来着 蠢货 No, I wanted you to give him the keys to your car, jackass.
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
他妈的 God damn it.
混蛋 Bastard!
来人帮帮我啊 Can I get some help here?
走那一边 Go round the other side!
滚开 Outta my way!
嘿 过来 Hey! Come here!
拦住他 Cut him off!
上帝啊 Jesus Christ!
嘿 把门关上 Hey! Close the doors!
好的 Okey-doke.
快啊 Come on.
喂 谁来拦住她 那个骑车的女孩 Hey, somebody stop her! The girl on the bike!
快啊 Come on!
给老子关门啊 Close the doors!
Angus 抓住她 Angus, grab her!
快追 快追 Come on! Come on!
我靠 Come on!
嘿 Hey!
你猜怎么的 我不跟你玩了 You know what? I'm done.
- 嗨 - 嘿 你出来了吗 - Hello'? - Hey, you out?
他妈的 那可是我穿着衣服干过的最爽的事了 Holy shit! That was the most fun I ever had with my clothes on!
你知道怎么跟他说吗 You know what to tell him?
现在就去 I'm on it.
我需要快闪族 最好是五分钟内出发的 I need a flash mob, like, five minutes ago.
24/7 速递 24/7 Delivery.
- 穆西 我是拉杰 - 嘿 怎么了 拉杰 - Moosey, it's Raj. - Hey, what's up, Raj?
我需要骑兵支援团 兄弟 I need the cavalry, bro.
别废话 目的地是哪 No shit. Where we going?
走鹃公司 Roadrunner.
我记得告诉过你别给我打电话的 拉杰 Thought I told you not to call me, Raj.
真的 Really?
嗨 我是菲比 现在谁在桥上 Hey, it's Phoebe. Who's at the bridge?
盘旋之鹰 Cyclehawk.
我是约翰尼 This is Johnny.
好的 知道了 我知道了 Yeah. I got it. I got it.
你就跟他说我知道了 Well, tell him I got it.
他爱派谁派谁去 He can send whoever he wants,
红军还是松狮 我不关心那个 the Red Army, General Chow, I don't give a hoot.
是 我有钱 Yeah, I have the money.
多耶斯大街147号 披露街对面 五分钟 147, Doyers Street. Cross is Pell. Five minutes.
- 看这个 - 兄弟 那是个假动作 - Check this out. - Man! That was a fauxback.
见鬼 快 我得走了 我得赶紧走了 Shit. Come on, I gotta go. I gotta go.
车手时间 Time to ride!
小心啊 大家 Pay heed, people!
出发 Here we go!
知道有句话吗 You know how they say,
"每个人的心愿都能得到满足" "There's enough to go around for everybody"?
不可能 There isn't.
把票给我 Give me the ticket.
你知道 这些家伙有个共性是什么吗 他们绝不会做证人 Yeah, you know the thing about these folks? They never testify.
谁又会说不是你先冲向我的呢 Who's to say you didn't lunge at me?
把票给我 Give me the ticket.
怎么 那是你的后援队吗 What, is that your backup?
对 Yup.
他们也是 Them, too.
跪舔去吧 蠢驴 Suck it, douche bag.
别碰我 Get off me!
滚开 我说离我远点 Stay the hell off me. I said stay away!
陈修女吗 Sister Chen?
有速递 Delivery.
操 Shit.
是 怎么样 想拿我怎样 Yeah, what? What, huh?
我可是警察 你们这些呆头鹅 你们能把我怎么样 I'm a cop, you zipperheads. What are you going to do?
怎么回事 What?
等等 Wait a second.
等等 我需要 Wait a second. I need a...
好吧... Okay...
好吧 让我休息一下 我得想想 Okay, just gimme a break. I need to think for a second.
感谢上帝 Thank God.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
我依然会接着单 I'll still take 6th Avenue
在高峰期时穿行在第六大街 at rush hour over an office with a view.
也许某天真的会穿上正装 但不是现在 Might have to put on the suit someday, but not yet.
死飞车 钢框架 无刹车 Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes.
不能停 Can't stop.
也不想停 Don't want to, either.
我们来看看这个 Let's get this.
这个是乔伊的单车 This is Joe's bike.
这就是他撞到的东西 And that's where he ended up.
- 够狠了啊 - 帅爆了 - That's rough. - This is cool.
我想说的是 小子们 以上各种特技效果请不要进行尝试 I mean, kids, don't try this at home or nothing, but, like...
说真的 不然欢迎你被抬进医院了 Seriously, let's get you to the hospital.