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这是真的吗 #无滤镜 Is this real? Hashtag no filter.
一起做瑜伽夫妇 感情更长久 The couple that yogas together, stays together.
表情符号: 祈祷 Prayer hands emoji.
完美的一天 完美的婚礼 A perfect day for a perfect wedding.
#完美 Hashtag perfect
嫁给这个怪胎真开心 表情符号: 抖动的心 So glad I married this weirdo. Fluttering heart emoji.
乐队重聚首 #准备就绪 Getting the band back together. Hashtag all the line.
我们就是这么嗨的 表情符号: 公主 Yup! That's how we roll. Princess emoji.
这就是我们的结婚喜宴 表情符号: 双爱心 And the festivities we get. Twin hearts emoji.
童话般的婚礼 #关于昨晚 Fairy tale wedding. Hashtag about last night.
很高兴和我最喜欢的人们 Happy to be sharing this day
能够分享这一天 #幸福 with all my favorite humans. Hashtag blessed.
BGM: One Thing Lead to Another - The Fixx
一起做瑜伽夫妇 感情更长久 The couple that yogas together stays together.
完美的一天 完美的婚礼 A perfect day for a perfect wedding.
表情符号: 公主 Princess emoji.
我们就是这么嗨的 Yup! That's how we roll.
和我最喜欢的人们 #幸福 All my favorite humans. Hashtag blessed.
#准备就绪 #关于昨晚 Hashtag all the line. Hashtag about last night.
#完美 童话般的婚礼 Hashtag perfect. Fairy tale wedding.
- 这是真的吗 - #幸福 - Is this real? - Hashtag blessed.
我知道 I know...
嗨 Charlotte. Hi, Charlotte.
- Ingrid - 恭喜 - Ingrid. - Congratulations.
谢谢你邀请我 Thanks for inviting me.
- 你这个婊子 - 救救我 - You fucking cunt! - Help!
英格丽向西行
翻译：志向于卡梅MSCF的的卢仔
翻译：俞老师的噜噜 魔图
相信 你可以并且你已在路上
校对/特效/压制：白兰芝女士的鱼尾纹
"亲爱的Charlotte 我想让你知道 "Dear Charlotte, I want you to know
我对于发生的一切感到内疚和抱歉 how sorry I am about what happened.
我认为分开的这段时间对我非常好 I think having this time apart has been really good for me.
我正在学习如何出席社交场合 I'm learning how to be present...
如何活在当下 how to live in the moment...
如何倾听 how to listen.
有时候 一个笑话会让我想起你 Sometimes I'll hear a joke that reminds me of you.
我感到非常失落因为我没法和你分享 And I'll feel sad because I have no way of telling you about it.
但是 没有关系 But, maybe, that's okay.
也许 时不时的独处也是好的 Maybe, it's good to be alone once in a while.
我不知道我的未来是怎么样的 I don't what the future holds for me.
我只知道从现在开始事情会变的不一样 I just know that things are gonna be different now.
我只是想和你说谢谢 And I guess I just wanted to say thank you.
在我母亲去世后 你是唯一 You're the only person who reached out to me
一个联系我的人 我不会忘记这一切的 after my mom died. And, I'll never forget that.
我希望有一天 And I hope that someday you and I can...
我们能够笑看过去 look back on all of this and laugh.
纪念 Marjorie Thorburn 1959 - 2016 亲爱的母亲&朋友
你永远的朋友 Ingrid" Your friend always, Ingrid."
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如果你呆在这里 你会冻死的(冰河世纪台词) You'll freeze to death if you stay here!
"我爱与世界各地的人交朋友"
Taylor Sloane Taylor Sloane
靠 Holy Shit.
"沐浴在阳光中 "Live in the sunshine,
在大海中畅游 呼吸新鲜空气" swim in the sea, drink the wild air."
拉尔夫·瓦尔多·爱默生(美国作家) Ralph Waldo Emerson.
我的女神 #狗狗Rothko My muse. Hashtag Rothko the dog.
世界上有科学 逻辑 理由 There's science, logic and reason
这就是 加利福尼亚 And then there is, California.
宝贝 你就是烟火 表情符号: 美国国旗 Baby, you're a firework. American Flag Emoji.
你真酷 #真正的浪漫氛围 You're so cool. Hashtag true romance vibes.
新的一天 新的牛油果吐司 Another day, another Avocado toast.
表情符号: 祈祷 Prayer hands emoji.
厉害了妹子 这看上去太他妈好吃了 你的邮箱地址是什么
我是个吃货 我们可不可以成为好朋友 哈哈哈/呵呵呵/嗬嗬嗬
天啊 这是你自己做的吗
我马上要给人付钱 Yeah, I'm just gonna pay someone.
我已经厌倦独自做这件事情了 I'm sick of doing it myself.
我的天 你不会相信 Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe
我现在看到了谁 who I'm looking at right now.
Ingrid Thorburn Ingrid Thorburn.
她看见我了 She just saw me.
我以为她在精神病院呢 Yeah, I thought she was in an insane asylum.
我知道 I know, right?
Charlotte对她申请了限制令 I mean, Charlotte had to get a restraining order against her.
他们都算不上朋友 They weren't even friends.
Charlotte只是评论了她ins上的一张图片 Charlotte just commented on one of her Instagrams,
但是 Ingrid却跟踪了她 and then Ingrid went full stalker on her.
她看上去很惨 She looks bad.
她现在是不是无家可归 太阴暗了 Is she homeless right now. So dark...
我倒希望是 事实上这是从Grateful Kitchen买的 I wish! Grateful Kitchen, actually.
他们的菜一级棒 你下次来洛杉矶的时候 They are the best. Check it out
有空去看看 表情符号: 眨眼 next time you're in L.A. Winking Face Emoji
嗨 Taylor Hi, Taylor.
Taylor在她的家 威尼斯海滩 加州
一张价值60,234.21美元的支票
谢谢你 Thank you.
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你知道的 JJ还在勃起 Yeah, so, you know, that shit was poppin',
我揉了一会她的屁股 and after a while of me squeezing on her ass
然后摩擦 and rubbin' on it...
我们准备挤在儿童床上在Netflix上刷剧 We went to the crib for some Netflix and chill.
但是你特么没续费 But you ain't paying your damn subscription
不 事情不是这样的 No, it wasn't nothing like that.
不是的 兄弟 我会给你回电的 No dude, I gotta' call you back.
好吧 你好 Alright. Hey.
我是Dan Pinto 很高兴见到你 Dan Pinto. Nice to meet you.
Thorburn 我叫Ingrid Thorburn Thorburn. Ingrid Thorburn.
好的 Ingrid Thorburn 你喜欢这个地方吗 Okay, Ingrid Thorburn. You... You like the place?
- 你是房东吗 - 对 很抱歉吓到你了 - Are you the landlord? - Yes, sorry to shock you.
我是住在隔壁的房东 I'm the dude who lives next door that you pay rent to.
租房就是一件麻烦事 The landlord thing is just a side hassle
所以住在隔壁方便打理 so I can get my real shit up the ground.
你是电影编剧吗 You write movies?
- 是的 - 有我看过的吗 - Yeah. - Anything I've seen?
- 比如蝙蝠侠 - 是你写的吗 - Like Batman? - You wrote that?
不 我在写一个待售剧本 No, but I'm writing a spec script.
这 这是没有授权的 但是我认为 It's- It's not authorized, but I think it will be
会卖个好价钱的 a nice installment into the franchise.
这个地方多少钱 How much is this place?
前两个月 两千九百美元 Twenty- nine hundred, the first two months,
加上押金 不准养宠物 plus the security deposit. No pets!
但是允许抽大麻 就给你说一下 But we are 420 friendly, so, you know.
你收现金吗 Do you take cash?
- 你是应招女之类的吗 - 不是 - Are you an escort or something? - No.
草 Fuck!
- 你是毒品贩子吗 - 不是 - Are you a drug dealer? - No.
好吧 那你到底是干啥的 Okay, for real what you do?
你有一大袋现金 You got a backpack full of money.
很可疑 Suspicious.
好吧 如果你真的想知道 Yeah, if you really wanna know,
我妈妈最近去世了 她留了一大笔钱给我 my mom just died and left me a bunch of money.
我不是故意冒犯你的 我深表同情 I didn't mean to offend. Like, my condolences. I mean...
没关系 钱给你 It's okay. It's all there.
- 谢谢你 - 那我滚了 - Thank you. - Fuck off, then.
好的 拜拜 以后见 Alright. Bye. See ya' later then.
Dan Pinto 关注了你
你最大的情感创伤是什么 What's your biggest emotional wound?
- 啥 - 这是我们今天的问题 - What? - It's our question of the day.
噢 Oh.
我的是我和我爸的关系 Mine's actually my relationship with my dad.
- 我没事 谢谢你 - 好的 - I'm good, thanks. - Alright.
好的 欢迎来到Grateful Kitchen. Well, in that case, welcome to Grateful Kitchen.
我叫 Eden 你今天想点什么菜呢 My name's Eden. How can I nourish you today?
事实上 我准备和朋友在这见面吃午餐 You know, I'm actually meeting a friend for lunch here.
- 你见过她吗 - 当然 Taylor Sloane - Have you seen her? - Oh, yeah, Taylor Sloane.
是的 她经常来这里 Yeah, yeah. She comes in all the time.
我知道 I know.
一个小时前她来过这里 She was actually here like an hour ago.
你说你是来和她吃午饭的? You said you're meeting her for lunch?
啊 Oh...
天呐 我肯定是记错时间了 God, I must've gotten the time wrong,
太笨了 So stupid.
你记得她点了什么吗 Do you remember what she ordered?
夏天新发型 洛杉矶Hive沙龙发型师的杰作 Summer chop, courtesy of the lovely ladies at The Hive, L.A.
新剪的头发使我看起来像... 表情符号: 公主 New Clare V clutch got me like... Princess Emoji.
"我们给自己讲故事是为了活着" "We tell ourselves stories in order to live"
琼·狄迪恩(美国作家) Joan Didion.
花椰菜三角饺 完美 Cauliflower samosa. Game on fleek!
他们是完全安全的 我认为是没有冲突 They're totally safe. I think they're conflict free.
我的天 这个真美 Oh, my God! That's gorgeous.
记下了 Noted!
她外包给中国了吗 And did she outsource to China?
不 我认为她把 No I think she makes
- 所有的事情 - 艹 - everything... - Fuck!
只是 Just...
不管啦 表现的 淡定一点 Whatever, just be cool.
成熟一点 Just be, mellow!
没关系 It's fine.
靠 Fuck.
真棒 我觉得我会买它 Cool! I think I'm gonna buy it.
不好意思 女士 你不能拿走它 Excuse me, Miss? You can't take that.
是的 我知道 我只是 Yeah I know, I was just...
好的 我马上出去 Okay, I'll be right out.
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing?
你在这儿干什么 宝贝 来这 What are you doing here, baby? Come here.
你在这儿干什么 怎么了 What are you doing? What's going on?
谢谢你 Thank you very much!
- 不用谢 - 哇 今晚是我的幸运夜 - You're welcome. - Wow! It's my lucky night.
希望他们今晚带了反人性卡牌 I hope they brought Cards Against Humanity tonight.
我明白 我不想再扮黑手党了 Oh, I know. I don't wanna play Mafia again.
你好 Rothko Shh. Hi, Rothko.
想要好吃的吗 Want a treat?
太棒啦 Oh, yeah.
好孩子 Oh, good boy.
嘘 好孩子 Shhh. Good boy.
嘘嘘 别叫了 Shh! Shh! Stop.
安静 没关系的 安静 Quiet. It's okay. Be quiet.
你他妈的快闭嘴 闭嘴 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up!
哟 Yo!
- 靠 - Ingrid. - Fuck! - Ingrid.
嘘 没关系的 Shh. It's okay.
- 我知道你在里面 - 闭嘴 - I know you're in there. - Shut up. It's okay.
- 来了- 快点 - Coming! - Come on.
Ingrid Ingrid!
- 嗨 - 发生什么了 - Hey. - Yo, what's going on?
- 没有什么 - 是吗 - Nothing. - Yeah?
是吗 你剪头发了还是怎么 What? Did you get a new haircut or something?
是的 我刚刚 Oh, yeah. Yeah. I just...
在加利福尼亚... When in California...
你是不是有条狗 Um, did you get a dog?
- 不 - 但是我肯定听见声音了 - No. - 'Cause it definitely sounds
- 好像里面有条狗 - 是因为 - like there's a dog in here. - Yeah, that's because
我正在看关于狗的电影 I was watching a movie about dogs.
是吗 贝多芬吗 Oh, watcha' watchin'? Beethoven?
- 是的 - 想去隔壁看一下吗 - Yes. - Wanna watch it the next door?
我有一个饮水机 I mean I got a bubbler, you know.
我的食物比你的多得多 I got way more food than you got here.
噢 你已经有个小伙伴了 我看见了 Oh, you already have company. I see!
我朋友让我照顾一下狗 My friend asked me to dog sit. Okay?
我要求你啥记得吗 不能有宠物 What did I ask you to do? No pets. That's all.
我唯一的要求 我对狗过敏 Ingrid My only stipulation. I'm allergic to dogs, Ingrid.
就一个晚上 它不会靠近你的 Okay. Um, it's just one night. He won't go near you
他明天就会走了 我保证 and he's leaving tomorrow. I promise.
如果他明天没有走 你就滚蛋 You leaving tomorrow, if he doesn't.
好 Okay.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello? - Hello.
你好 我不知道我有没有打对电话 Hi, I'm not sure if I have the right number.
我打电话是因为找到了一条名叫Rothko的狗 I'm calling about a lost dog named Rothko.
宝贝 我们找到Rothko了 有人找到它了 Babe, we got Rothko. Babe, someone found Rothko.
它还好吗 But is he okay?
是的 他很好 Yeah, He's... he's good
好的 你住在哪里 我马上来找你 Okay, where do you live? I'm gonna come there right now
嗯 你知道怎么着 Oh, um, you know what, actually?
不太方便 我现在有点事情 My... It's not a good time. I'm actually running errands,
不如我过来 so, how about I just swing on over to you guys
把它顺路带过来 带到爸爸妈妈的身边 and I'll just drop him off, to Mummy and Daddy!
好吗 听上去不错吧 我马上过来 Okay? Sounds good? So I'll be right over.
好的 等等 你不需要地址吗 Okay, okay. Well, wait, don't you need the address?
当然 我需要地址 Yeah, of course I need the address.
让我找只笔 Let me just get a pen.
好的 找到了 Okay, got one.
- 我的天呐 - 谢谢你 - Hi! - Oh, my God! Thank you so much!
- 没关系 - 没事啦 - Hi. Oh, it's okay. - It's okay. It's okay.
你回家了 你回家了 You're home. You're home.
- 我的天呐 你是个救世主 - 好孩子 - My God! You're a life saver. - Good boy.
- 你好 我叫 Taylor - Ingrid - Hi, I'm Taylor. - Ingrid.
- 谢谢你 - 你好啊 - Thank you so much! - How's it going?
你在哪里找到它的啊 Where did you find him?
在离这几个街区的地方 很奇怪 Just a couple of blocks from here. So weird!
不好意思 在我忘记之前 Oh, sorry! Before I forget. Sorry.
看啊 你们有 Oh, look, you guys wear
一样的钱包 the same purse!
- 太疯狂了- 我的天呐 - It's crazy! - Oh, my God!
好巧 So random.
- 我写张支票 - 哦 不用了 - I'm naming it down to cash. - Oh, please, no, I...
我不想要你们的钱 I don't want your money. Please.
不不 我们坚持给 Oh! No, no, no. Come on. We insist, please.
- 不 真的不用了 - 你确定吗 - No, really... Yes! - Are you sure?
它很可爱 是一个好伙伴 Yes. He's so cute. He was just good company.
说实话 我很高兴他能够回家 Honestly, I'm just glad he's home.
- 你确定吗- 是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
我们不能让你空着手回去 Whoa, we can't let you go empty- handed.
我们正在做晚饭 来吃晚饭吧 We're making dinner. Let us make you dinner.
- 耶 我喜欢这个想法 - 这是一个好主意 - Yes! I love that idea. - It's a good idea.
是的你应该来 Oh, yeah. I mean, you should...
绝对的 除非你有其他计划了 Absolutely, unless have other plans.
没有 我有空 Nope. I'm free.
我很久没有见过这个了 I haven't seen that in a while.
来 Here.
我应该道歉因为在Rothko不见的时候 I do have to apologize because we've been so stressed out
我们之前都快急疯了 with Rothko being gone that we haven't had the opportunity
- 我们都没有机会去农贸市场 - 没关系 - to go to farmer's market yet. - Oh, it's fine.
希望你不介意我们临时创作一下 Yeah, I hope you don't mind if we improvise a little. Huh?
你懂的 You know what I mean?
我不介意 I don't mind that.
我觉得我像在餐厅 I feel like I'm in a restaurant.
更像是厨房噩梦 More like kitchen nightmares.
你倒想得美 You wish!
卧槽 简直棒呆 Holy fuck! This is incredible.
这个真的很好喝 Jesus! This is fucking delicious.
我们之前是不是见过 Have we met before?
不 肯定没有 No, no, definitely not.
因为你的脸看上去好熟悉 'Cause your face, it looks so familiar.
我能用一下洗手间吗 Can I use your bathroom?
我们正在学习如何冲浪 And so we're learning how to surf...
突然之间 ...and all of a sudden,
- 我被水母蛰到了 - 不是吧 - I get stung by a jellyfish. - No!
我觉得是一个僧帽水母 I thought it was a man o'war.
然后 Ezra 他 And then Ezra, he...
- 是的 我尿了 - 他尿在我腿上了 - Yeah, I- I- I peed... - He had to pee on my leg.
- 我尿在她腿上了- 恶 他没有吧 - I peed on her leg. - Ew! He did not?
这是有一点恶心 但又有一点性感 You know, it was kinda gross, but kinda hot, too.
- 是的 - 我们不需要再做一次 - Yeah - We don't need to redo it,
但这并没有那么糟 but it was actually not that bad.
你想现在再来一次吗 Oh, you wanna reenact it right now?
不 No.
你想再来一杯红酒吗 You wanna... wanna another glass of vino?
- 给你倒满 - 好的谢谢 - Top you off? - Yeah, thanks.
你值得拥有 宝贝 Yeah, you gotta' own that baby.
- 还有谁想要更多的吗 - Mm- umm - Anyone wants more of it? - Mm- umm.
所以你们做什么工作的啊 So, what do you guys do for money?
我是一个摄影师 Ah, I'm a photographer.
哇 这很棒 Wow! That's amazing
这并不像听上去那么迷人 I mean, it's not as glamorous as it sounds occasionally.
品牌商 会付钱让我放一些产品在网上 Brands, they pay me to post things online.
她真的很棒 She's really... She's really good.
- 很棒 - 很有想法 - Cool. - Really good, really creative.
谢谢你 宝贝 Thanks, baby.
天呐 我知道 我知道我们在哪里见面了 Oh, my God, I know where... I know where we met.
在回声公园手工艺品展销会 Um, it was the Echo Park Craft Fair.
你在卖一些玻利维亚陶土壶 And you were selling those Bolivian clay pots.
- 是的 那些壶 - 我买了大概八个 - Right! The pots. - I bought like, eight.
不是我 事实上 我刚搬过来 Not me. Actually, I just moved here.
也许 你是把她和你某个ins上的粉丝搞混了 Maybe, you're confusing her with one of your Insta- fans.
他在黑我 He's just giving me shit because
因为我在和社交媒体上的人打交道 I happen to engage with people on social media
就和已知的世界没差 like the rest of the known universe,
但是我丈夫有一种慢性的技术恐惧症 and my husband has a chronic case of technophobia.
- 哇 - 他仍然在使用翻盖手机 - Wow. - He still uses a flip phone.
- 不是吧 - 是的 - No! - Yeah!
- 是的 他就这样 - 哇 好吧 - No, he does not. - Wow! Okay, alright.
- 好吧 首先 我有 - 你能听见我吗 - Okay, first of... I got... - Can you hear me?
停停 S- Stop. Stop.
我只是喜欢把我生活的某些部分保持私密 I just prefer to keep certain parts of my life, private.
就是这样 That's it. That's all.
然后 你知道 And... and let... You know, just let my work
让我的作品自己发声 sort of just speak for itself. That's...
你知道的 我们谈过 You know, we talked about that.
Ezra是个艺术家 Ezra is an artist.
是吗 你从事哪方面的工作 Really? What kinda stuff do you do?
我觉得你可以称之为 呃... Yeah, I guess you could label it, um...
通俗艺术 我是这么叫的 pop art. That's what I have kind of calling it.
但我还没...没...我不喜欢给它们定性 But I haven't... There's no... I don't like labels,
- 你明白我的意思么 - 背景也是你画的吗 - you know what I mean? - You do backgrounds as well?
不不 那些都是从全美国 Um, no, no, those are found objects
各个跳蚤市场买来的现成货 from flea markets across the United States.
- 对对 - 这些卖不卖 - Yeah. - Are any of these for sale?
- 严格来说不... - 卖的 - I don't... not technically... - Yes, they are.
- 是的 卖的 - 是的 - You know? Yeah, yeah, they are. - Yeah.
这幅多少钱卖 How much is this one?
- 多少啊... - 我们怎么说的来着 1200美元? - How much.. - What do we say, 12, $1,200?
- 我想他就是想出这个价 - 是的 - I think it's what he said. - Yeah.
- 1200美元左右 - 很好 我买了 - Ballpark, $1,200. - Cool. I'll take it.
你们接受现金吗 Do you take cash?
哎哟 不好意思 Oopsy, sorry!
- 满上 - 敬我的宝贝 - In those. - To my baby.
敬我们的新朋友Ingrid Okay. To our new friend, Ingrid.
狗狗救星 Rescuer of dogs.
- 艺术品资助人 - 对对 - Patron of the arts. - Mm-hmm.
以及...超棒的邻居 And... all around a really great neighbor.
- 干杯 - 干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
如果你需要帮忙搬运的话... Um, so if you need anything...
我明天可以帮你搬过去 Um, transportation. I can bring it over tomorrow,
- 我会... - 不必了 我今晚自己拿回去 - Um, I gotta... - No, I can take it tonight.
- 是吗 - 是 我自己搬 - Oh, really? - Yeah, I'll take it myself.
- 你是在逗我吧 - 什么 怎么了 - Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me. - What? What's the matter?
- 怎么了 - 没事吧 - What's going on? - Is everything okay?
没事 是我们的朋友Anish一直答应说 Yeah, it's fine. It's just that my friend Anish keeps promising
会帮我们把车道上停着的拖车 to help me take our trailer, in the driveway,
拖到我们在约书亚树国家公园的营地去 她刚反悔了 to our place in Joshua Tree, and she just flaked at the end.
- 没事 我们会搞定的 - 是 我们会搞定它的 - It's cool. We'll figure it out. - Yeah, we'll figure it out.
我们还有认识的人有皮卡的吗 Who else we know that has a truck?
等一下 操 Hey. Okay, one second. Shit.
哪位 嘿 Ingrid你好 Yes? Oh, hey. Hey, Ingrid. Hey.
- 我想跟你借下你的卡车 - 是那辆蝙蝠侠战车吗 - I need to borrow your truck. - Oh, the Bat Mobile?
没问题 我们去哪里 宜家还是家得宝 It's chill. Where we going? IKEA? Home Depot?
不 其实我是想这周六借车 No, actually, I need it this Saturday.
不不不 不行 Uh, no, no. No, no can't do.
- 几个小时就行 - 不行 周六晚上... - Just for a couple of hours. - No, my table read...
- 求你了 - 我得去参加... - Please. - ...for my script
- 剧本朗读会 - 没关系 没关系 - is this Saturday night. I... - That's okay, that's okay.
我只需要白天借用一下 I just need it during the day, and I'll totally have it back
我会在你去剧本朗读会之前还回来的 我保证 before your table read or whatever, I promise.
管你说什么 Or whatever.
- 求你了 - 我不知道 Ingrid - Please - I don't know, Ingrid.
求你了 求你了 求你了 Please, please, please, please.
让我做什么都行 I'll do anything
什么都行? Anything?
有趣的是 It's funny you should say that
我们找来演猫女的那个小妞 cause' the chick who we got to play Catwoman,
被找去录儿童频道的节目了 she got booked to do this Nickelodeon thing
所以我得找个替补 and I need a replacement so..
你找不到其他人帮你了吗 You don't have anyone else who can do that?
你没其他皮卡可以借来用吗 Don't you have another truck you could use?
拜托 你帮我 Oh! Come on, Catwoman.
我就帮你 Scratch my back. I'll scratch yours.
成交 Deal.
周六6点钟 一定要回到这里 Come here Saturday. Be here. Six o' clock.
喵 Meow.
不错我喜欢 Yeah... I like that.
简直不敢相信你从没去过约书亚树国家公园 I can't believe you've never been to Joshua Tree before.
- 是啊 - 天哪 - I know. - Oh, my God,
我们应该去Integratron做个音浴 we should go to Integratron and get a sound bath.
你知道那是什么吗 Do you know what that is?
就是那种超治愈的 Yeah, it's like, so healing and re-grounding.
- 真的很神奇 - 酷 - It's really incredible. - Cool.
天哪 这是什么 Oh, my God! What is this?
我都不知道你这么迷蝙蝠侠 I had no idea you were so into Batman.
我不迷 I'm not.
- 嘿 放松 放松 - 我们很好 - Hey, chill. Chill. - We're good.
天哪 Oh, my God.
我弟弟小时候超迷这部电影的 My brother was like obsessed with this movie growing up.
- 你有弟弟吗 - 是啊 叫Nicky - You've a brother? - Yeah, Nicky.
他很牛的 人很风趣 又聪明得像天才似的 He's amazing, he's like so funny and like, genius level smart.
他以前曾经犯过点事儿 I mean, he had a few brushes with the Law
不过现在已经完全改邪归正了 but he's like totally sober now.
不错 Oh, it's good.
我们要停路边检查一下不 Do you think maybe we should pull over?
不 没事 No, it's fine.
它老这样 It does this thing all the time, this gutter.
我来看看能找到使用手册什么的 I'm gonna just see if there's like, a manual or...
卧槽 天啊 Ingrid Holy Shit! Jesus Christ, Ingrid
- 天哪 - 天哪 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
这儿怎么有把枪 Why do you have a gun in here?
那不是真枪 那是...还是合上吧 It's not real. It's... Just close it.
那只是用来吓吓人的 It's just to scare people.
- 没事的 我都... - 谁是Daniel Pinto - It's fine, I don't even... - Who is Daniel Pinto?
不敢相信你居然没告诉我你有男朋友 I can't believe you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend.
因为我觉得这不是什么重要的事情 I know, but it's not serious or anything, that's why.
他是个毒贩子吗 Is he your drug dealer?
不 他...他是个编剧 No. He's... He's a screenplay writer.
他写电影剧本 He writes movies.
天哪 一个受折磨的艺术家 我喜欢 Oh, my God. A tortured artist. I love that.
我也喜欢 I know. Me too.
你俩交往多久了 How long you guys been dating?
一个星期吧 Like a week.
你们...你们才交往了一个星期 You... You've been dating a week and he's already letting
- 他就让你开他的车 - 对 - you borrow his truck - Yeah.
- 怎么了 很奇怪吗 - 不 该死的 姑娘 - Why? Is that weird? - No. Damn, girl.
你们...你们发展得太快了 令人难以置信 You just... You move fast. That's incredible.
你做了什么让他把车借你了 What did you do to get that one? Shit.
我就给他口了一下 I know. I just gave him a blowjob.
你太幽默了 我真喜欢你 你真棒 You're so funny. I love you so much. You're amazing.
天啊 你是我最喜欢的人 Oh, my God, you're my favorite person,
从没见过你这样的人 天哪 I've ever met. Oh, my God.
女士们 车修好了 You're good to go ladies.
只需要冷却一下发动机 Engine just needed to cool down a bit.
啊 你是Smitty的员工 Oh, my God, you're a saint Smitty,
- 谢谢 - 非常感谢 - Thank you so much! - Thank you so much!
能帮忙给我们拍个快照吗 Would you mind, actually just snapping a quick photo of us?
可以的话就太棒啦 That would be really great.
- 可以 - 谢谢 - Okay. - Thank you.
说茄子 Okay, cheese.
♪我的心...♪ My heart...
BGM: My Heart Cries for You - Jimmy Wakely
别笑 把包包放下来 Actually, don't smile, and if you hold your bag
这样斜着拿 down like this, it might look better.
这样看起来会更好看 更酷 And even at an angle, maybe. Cool.
好了 手机还你 Okay, here you go.
♪我的心♪ My heart
谢谢 Thank you.
♪渴慕着你♪ Long for you
不好意思 你能给我们再多拍一点吗 Sorry, would you actually, would you mind
你可以蹲低一些 just taking a few more? Maybe, if you got lower,
这样那些标志就会在我们脑袋上方 then you can get the sign above our heads,
那样看起来就很棒了 来吧 and that would be amazing. Here you go.
- 谢谢 你是最棒的 - 当然了 - Thanks, you're the best. - Sure.
♪我将跟随你...♪ I'll follow you...
你左侧身对着镜头 Just do it on your left.
你再蹲低一点的话会更棒 If you get lower, that would be better.
- 你是让我躺地上吗 - 对 如果你愿意的话 - You mean on the floor? - Yeah, if you can.
好吧 Okay.
最后一张 Last one.
我们是不是应该来张剪刀手的 Should we try one with the peace sign?
好 Yeah.
♪我的爱无止尽♪ My love is endless To me
天啊 我真爱每天的这个时候 Oh, my God, I love this time of the day.
我不确定是不是应该粉刷成这个颜色 I'm just not sure if we should paint it or not.
我喜欢这颜色 I think I like this color.
我觉得这儿真完美 太美了 I think it's perfect. So nice here.
你应该看出来了 I mean, you really should've seen it
我们买下来的时候 这里非常简陋 when we bought it, because it was vile.
Ezra和我就自己做了所有的翻新工作 Then Ezra and I were able to do all the renovations ourselves,
很特别的翻新 which was really special.
他很擅长做这些 He's so great at that.
哟! 你在哪儿呢 不早了 你在回来的路上了没 ???
我们得赶快回去了 We should probably head back soon.
你疯了? 我们才到这儿啊 No, are you crazy? We just got here.
我知道我们该做什么了 I know something we should do.
- 你经常这么干吗 - 不 真的 - Do you do this a lot? - Not anymore, really.
我们上一次吸还是在火人节 I think the last time we did it was probably Burning Man.
你去过火人节吗 Have you been to burning man?
你明年可以来跟我们一起露营 Cause' you could totally join our camp next year.
一定会很有趣的 真开心我们来了这儿 It'd be really fun. Oh, I'm so happy we are here.
Pappy酒吧是最棒的 Pappy's is the best. I mean, like,
人是乱了点 但音乐很棒 the crowd it is a bit sketch, but they always have great music
- 而且还有最赞的沙漠气氛 - 真酷 - and the best desert vibes - Cool.
INGRID 你他妈的在哪儿 在吗??? 快 接 电 话 他们都要走了 你最好马上到 我他妈的真的要报警了
- 没事吧 - 当然 没问题 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, totally.
- Dan在查我岗呢 - 真是甜蜜 - It's Dan checking up on me. - Oh, that's really sweet.
Ezra就从不会查我岗 来吧 赶紧的 Ezra never checks up on me. Come on, hurry up.
我也...我也来一口 Oh, yeah. Now, I'm gonna... gonna do it too.
我要跳舞 跳舞 跳舞 跳舞 I wanna dance, I wanna dance, I wanna dance, I wanna dance.
BGM: Rip It Up - Edwyn Collins
- 不 敬你 - 不 敬你 - No, to you. - No, to you.
- 干杯 - 干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
♪当我第一次看到你♪ When I first saw you
喝喝喝喝喝喝 Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot...
♪...风情万种地站在雨中♪ ...sultry in the rain
♪如果我能够抱着你 我会抱住你♪ If I could've held you,I would've held you
♪撕碎这一切重新开始♪ Rip it up and start again
♪撕碎这一切重新...♪ Rip it up and start...
♪宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
BGM: All My Life - K-Ci & JoJo
♪我再也找不到另一个爱人♪ I'll never find another lover
♪能比你更甜美♪ Sweeter than you sweeter than you
♪我再也找不到另一个爱人♪ And I will never find another lover
♪能比你更珍贵 比你更珍贵♪ More precious than you, more precious than you
♪女孩 你像我母亲一样亲近我♪ Girl, you are close to me you're like my mother
♪像我父亲一样亲近我♪ Close to me you're like my father
♪像我姐妹一样亲近我♪ Close to me you're like my sister
♪像我兄弟一样亲近我♪ Close to me you're like my brother
♪你是唯一的一个♪ You are the only one
♪你是我的一切 我为你唱这首歌♪ You are my everything, and for you this song I sing
♪我生命的全部♪ And all my life
♪我祈祷找到一个像你这样的人♪ I've prayed for someone like you
♪我感谢上帝♪ And I thank God that I
♪让我最终找到了你♪ That I finally found you
♪我生命的全部♪ All My Life
♪我祈祷找到一个像你这样的人♪ I've prayed for someone like you
♪我希望你的感受♪ And I hope that you feel
♪与我一样♪ The same way too
Dan会杀了我的 Dan's gonna kill me.
你需要放松一下 只是一点小刮痕而已 Okay, you need to relax, it's just a scratch.
我敢打赌他都不会留意到这个 And I bet he won't even notice it.
你稍微抛光一下就没了 You can buff that right out.
你觉得我应该怎么说 What do you think I should say happened?
呃...就说 Um... say like,
"我犯了个小错" 我保证他肯定会理解的 "Look, I made a mistake." And I'm sure he'll understand.
你真不该让这么点小刮痕 Now, you really shouldn't let a little scratch
毁了这么个完美之夜 ruin otherwise perfect night.
是啊 你说的太对了 Yeah, you're so right.
我能跟你说个秘密吗 Can I tell you a secret?
嗯...说吧 Um... yeah.
看到那边的那个房子了吗 Do you see that house over there?
- 火烈鸟巷22号 - 看到了 - Twenty-two, Flamingo Lane. - Yeah.
我在考虑买下它 Well, I'm thinking about buying it.
这想法听上去很疯狂 And this is gonna sound like, such a crazy idea...
但我一直以来都梦想着开个精品旅馆 but I have this dream of opening a boutique hotel
里面装满了各种我喜欢的东西 that's filled with like, everything I love,
里面所有的东西都可以出售 and everything in it is for sale.
看上去就像是我的Instagram似的 只不过是在现实中 I's gonna be like my Instagram, but in real life.
你一定得这么做 立刻马上 Okay, you have to do that. Like, now.
听上去太赞了 That's amazing.
我想我会把它命名为... I'm thinking about calling it...
"荒漠之门" "Desert Door."
- 你是刚刚想到这个主意的吗 - 不是 我倒是希望 - Did you just come up with that? - No, I mean, I... I wish.
灵感来源于我很喜欢的一本诺曼·梅勒(美国小说家)的书 It's from this Norman Mailer book that I'm obsessed with
书名叫鹿苑 called The Deer Park.
- 鹿苑吗 - 是的 - The Deer Park? - Mm-hmm.
你能答应我... Could you actually promise that, um...
别告诉Ezra吗 not to say anything to Ezra?
因为我还从没跟他说过这个呢 Because I haven't actually talked to him about it yet.
好吧 但是为什么没说 Yeah. Why?
我也不知道 自从我说服他辞职 I don't know. Like, ever since I convinced him to quit his job
成为一名全职艺术家 and become an artist full time,
他对待金钱的态度就变得非常奇怪 he's just been like, super-weird about money.
但我记得你说过他的画作很受欢迎啊 But I thought you said his paintings were popular.
不是 我的意思是...别误会 No, I mean, like, don't get me wrong.
他非常有天赋 但他... He is absurdly talented, but he doesn't
不是很信自我推销 believe in self-promotion, and just like, thinks...
他觉得这很虚伪 抱歉 it's really phony or something. I'm sorry, I'm like,
我一直在喋喋不休 你大概会觉得我很差劲吧 talking at you. You probably think I'm awful.
不会 No.
- 你很完美 - 糟糕得完美 - You're perfect. - Yeah, perfectly fucked up.
不是 No.
你是目前为止我见过的 You are, by far the coolest,
最酷的 最有意思的人 most interesting person I've ever met.
我是真的这么认为 I'm serious.
天啊 谢谢你 My God. Thank you.
你真是一个很好的朋友 Ingrid You're a really good friend, Ingrid.
我们把流星都给错过了 We're missing all these shooting stars.
- 是啊 - 快躺下看吧 - Hmm. - Come on.
终于到了 We did it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 是谢谢你 - 帮我跟Dan说 - Thank you. - Oh, and tell Dan
很抱歉把他的车搞成这样 I'm really sorry about his truck.
但我还是很想见他一面 But I'm really looking forward to meeting him.
- 好的 再见 - 再见 - Okay. Bye. - Bye.
一整天过去了 我不知道她在哪里 Its obviously day, so I don't know where she is.
- 操操操 - 我打了电话联络她 - Shit. Shit, shit. - I tried calling her...
嘿 Hey.
不好意思两位 很抱歉浪费了你们的时间 I apologize to you, guys. Sorry for wasting your time.
- 你他妈去了哪里 - 对不起... - Yo! Where the fuck were you? - I'm sorry...
- 你觉得抱歉? - 是的 我... - You sorry? - Yeah. I'm...
一场误会两位 你们去忙吧 False alarm, guys. Go on about your day.
- 操 - 后来剧本朗读会怎么样了 - Fuck! - How was the table read?
怎么样...我不得不取消了 没有猫女 也没有剧本朗读会 How was... I had to cancel it. No Catwoman. No table read.
- 这他妈是怎么回事 - 我觉得你给它抛下光 - What the fuck is this? - I know. Look, you can probably
- 可能就没事了 - 你看看这屎样子 - buff it right out. - Look at my shit!
那是个意外 我很抱歉 It was an accident, okay. I'm sorry.
我会赔你钱的 好吗 I'll pay for it, okay?
赔一部分 Some of it.
- 全赔 行了吧 - 还有其他什么事情 - All of it, okay? - Is there anything else
你需要告诉我的吗 Ingrid I need to know about Ingrid?
我们可能把你手套箱里的可卡因 We might have done all of your cocaine
- 全吸完了... - 你他妈给我闭嘴 - that we found in the... - Shut the fuck up.
谢谢二位 没事了 谢谢你们的服务 Thank you, guys. All good. Thank you for your service.
- 你他妈有毛病吗 - 对不起 - What the fuck's wrong with you? - I'm sorry.
我那么信任你 让你住这儿 I trusted you. Let you live here.
因为担心你还报了警 I called the police worried about you.
我他妈就应该担心下我的车 I should've been worried about my fucking truck.
你本来要演猫女的 你就是个两面三刀的人 You're supposed to be Catwoman. You ain't nothing but Two-Face.
你只想到自己 You was just looking out for you.
- 操 让开 - Dan - Fuck that. Don't, watch out. - Dan.
- 那只是... - 该死 - It's just a... - Damn me.
这该死的一切 Damn all that, man.
_walltaylored_在一张照片中圈了你
脚踏大地 头顶天空 Feet on the ground, head in the skies.
表情符号: 双胞胎女孩 Twin ladies emoji.
"亲爱的Charlotte 你一定很想知道 "Dear Charlotte, you're probably wondering
过去的几周里我都做了些什么 what I've been up to these last few weeks.
我觉得让自己在美丽灿烂的洛杉矶 Well, I decided to give myself a fresh start
来个全新的开始 in beautiful, sunny Los Angeles.
画廊今晚开幕 你来吗
洛杉矶最棒了" L.A. Is the best."
我觉得我们做得很好 Yeah, I think we're doing okay.
"我还海边找到间很棒的房子 "I found an amazing house by the beach,
交了一堆的新朋友 and I'm making a ton of new friends.
我最要好的朋友Taylor My best friend Taylor has been helping me
帮我探索到自己创造性的一面 explore my creative side.
那是我自身的一部分却从不自知" It's a part of me I never even knew existed."
这是什么 你需要这个 装饰你的屋子 What's is this? You need this. You need this in your house.
- 它会改变整个格调 - 是啊 - It'd like, change everything. - Yeah, totally.
"最近我很着迷于摄影 "I've been getting really into photography lately.
你可以在Instagram上关注我 You should totally follow me on Instagram.
我已经有快1000个粉丝了 I have almost 1,000 followers
每天都有新粉丝关注我 and I'm getting new ones everyday.
我现在也有男朋友了 I have a boyfriend now too.
他叫Daniel 他超有天赋 His name is Daniel and he's absurdly talented.
他在给新的蝙蝠侠电影写剧本 He's writing the new Batman movie.
超酷 对吧 Pretty cool, huh?
不管怎样 我希望你也过得开心 Anyway, I hope you're doing well.
我知道我自己很开心 这都要感谢你 I know I am. That's all thanks to you.
所以...请别见怪哟 So... no hard feelings.
你永远的朋友" Your friend, always."
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
衣服挺可爱的啊 我喜欢 So cute, I love that.
谢谢 那是谁的车 Thanks. Whose car's parked
- 停在车道上了啊 - 嘿 姐姐 - in the driveway? - Hey, sis?
- 怎么了 - 给我点现金呗 - Yeah. - You float me some cash.
我不得不取消了信用卡账户 I had to cancel my credit cards
今晚我还需要些衣服 and I need some clothes for tonight.
可以 你手别弄了 我明白了 Okay. Stop it. I got it.
- Nicky? - 怎么了 - Nicky? - Yes?
你怎么连件衣服都没有呢 Why don't you have any clothes, man?
- 这位是谁 - 哦抱歉 这位是Ingrid - Who's this? Oh, sorry, this is Ingrid.
- 我是Ingrid - 这位是我弟弟Nicky - Ingrid. - This is my brother Nicky.
他刚刚从巴黎飞过来 就是为了给我们个惊喜 He just flown from Paris to surprise us.
哇 巴黎啊 Wow! Paris.
- 手机给我 - 你好啊 - Give me my phone. - Hi.
闭嘴! Stop!
你打算在这呆多长时间 How long are you here for?
我在考虑 啊... 顶多两三周吧 Ah, I was thinking like, two or three weeks tops.
什么 两三周? Ah, I... Sorry... Wha... Two or three weeks?
- 有史以来最棒的惊喜! - 最棒的! - It's the best surprise ever. - Best surprise! Eh-heh!
- 最棒的 最棒的 - 最棒的 - Best surprise! Eh-heh! - Best surprise!
- 把手机给我 快点给我 - 不 就不 哈哈 - Give me my phone. Give it. - No. No. Huh-uh.
Taylor 我带来了点玫瑰红葡萄酒 Taylor, I brought some Rosé!
天呐 这瓶酒可真棒啊 Oh, my God, this is such a great bottle.
是啊 我想你喜欢的就是这种 I know, I thought you liked that kind.
- 感谢哈 - 真棒 - Thank you. - All right, nice.
- 酷啊 - 你什么来头 Olga - Cool. - What's your story, "Olga"?
我叫Ingrid It's Ingrid.
你会说法语吗 Do you speak French?
当时啊 我就在Ritz酒店大堂坐着 So I'm chilling in the Ritz lobby
碰巧和一个叫Bruno的中国富翁 and I just happen to strike up a conversation
开始聊天 with this Chinese billionaire named Bruno
- 这一切一点都不合情理 - Nicky和我 - which doesn't make any sense... - Nicky and I both,
我们都在大学里学过普通话 we studied Mandarin in college.
我们当时就是个混球 Yes, we did bullshit back then.
反正 等我反应过来的时候 Anyway, the next thing I know,
就有个保安走过来 揪着脖子把我俩拎起来 some security guy comes up and jacks us up by our throats.
当时我觉得 我应该 So then I... I decided it's a good idea
给他一拳 当然啦... to take a swing at him, of course, so...
轻点啊 Ouch.
那个 我觉得你当时应该是酒醒了 Nicky Um, sorry, I thought you were supposed to be sober, Nicky.
对 我是醒了 不管怎样 警察来了 I am, I am. Anyway, cops came,
我倒是蹭了个车到机场 然后我就意识到 I hitched a ride to the airport. Then I realized
我把信用卡落在酒店了 I left my credit card at the hotel.
- 当然了 - 然后 我又在戴高乐机场 - Right. - But then, while I'm chilling
闲逛 你们猜谁就我在身旁 at the airport, at de Gaulle, guess who is right next to me?
- 你在开玩笑吗 - 真的是他 - Are you serious? - Yes.
我听够了 Look, I'm done.
我得再来瓶酒 你这种族歧视的故事可真来劲 I gotta get another drink. It's a really good racist story.
接着讲吧 Keep going. Um...
- 你是不愿意听这个故事吗 - 嘿 亲爱的 - Wow! Does that bother you...? - Hey, baby,
能给我也来瓶吗 can you get another bottle, please?
当然可以 顺便再来个新的弟弟吧 Sure, and a new brother too.
- 不管怎样 那个混球... - 还没讲完啊 - Anyway, the little fucked was... - There's more?
- 没有啊 - 我还以为你讲完了呢 - Yeah. - I thought you were done.
因为我俩唠得特别开心 他很感激 He was so thankful for me showing him a good time
他就给我买了张飞到洛杉矶的头等舱机票 that he bought me a first-class ticket to L.A.
- 天哪 难以置信 - 我看了十二个小时的 - That's so crazy. - I watched 12 hours
《恶搞之家》 有个时尚小妞 of Family Guy. He gets a hand job
给他打了个手炮 名字叫Harley 还是什么来着 from some fashion chick named Harley something or other.
- Harley Chung吗 - 对对 就是她 你认识她? - Harley Chung? - Yes. Yes! You know her?
我不认识她那个人 但是她就是那种 有百万粉丝的网红 No, not personally, but she's like, over a million followers.
明晚我跟她在Chateau还要吃个饭呢 Well, I'm having dinner with her tomorrow night, at Chateau.
- 你也想来吗 - 当然啦 - You wanna go? - Um, yes! Obviously.
好啊 来吧 真棒 Yay! Let's do it.
真棒 只是你去不了 Yay! Except that you can't,
咱俩还得去那个发布派对呢 because we are going to that launch party,
记不记得? Littledoe tomorrow night, remember? Littledoe?
- 那个帽子 - 是啊 - The hats. - Right.
我把咱俩弄上客人名单了 I got us on the list.
- 呦呦呦 是你啊 - 我擦 - Oh, you did. - Oh, shoot.
- 是呗 - 我在名单上吗 - Yeah. - Thanks. I am on list?
抱歉哦 不在 把我俩弄上去都挺费劲的 No, sorry. I could barely get us on.
- 嗯 嗯 - 好吧 没关系 - Right, right. - Yeah. It's okay,
你俩一定得去 听上去很有意思 you guys should totally go. It sounds like a fun, fun time.
肯定超有趣 It's gonna be so fun.
不管了 那就永远跟Harley见不到面了呗 Whatever, just never gonna meet Harley, then?
那个 你介意我不去吗 Hey? Would you mind if I bail, actually?
我和Nicky一直都没机会一起出去玩 'Cause Nicky and I, we never get to hangout and...
你就别跟我一起去呗 why don't you just go without me?
你真应该带上Dan Like, you should totally bring Dan.
好吧 Okay.
没问题 你俩好好玩吧 No problem. You guys, have fun.
我就带着Dan了 反正他本来也喜欢这种事 And I'll bring Dan. He loves that kinda stuff anyway.
跟Harley Chung Hanging with Harley Chung
在Littledoe发布会派对上玩得正开心 表情符号: 火花 at the Littledoe launch party. Sparkle emoji.
嘿 哦 谢谢你 Hey. Oh. Thank you.
BGM: I Want More - Can
- Taylor! - Ingrid! - Taylor! - Ingrid!
Taylor! Taylor!
老天啊 你成功来啦 Oh, my God, you made it.
是呗 我来了 我邀请过你 你也来了 Yeah, duh, I made it. I invited you. You made it.
哦对对 Harley她认识设计师 Well, alright, alright. Harley, she knows the designers
所以就给我们搞到了VIP票 真的差点就来不了了 so they got us VIP passes. Just really last minute.
- 很高兴认识你啊 - 我也是 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi, nice to meet you.
老天啊! 你那个假想的男友呢 Oh, God! Where's your imaginary boyfriend?
你说什么? Sorry?
你俩也开这个玩笑了啊 You guys were joking about it too.
不不 我们只是 我们当时说 No, we were just... We were saying that
我们很乐意跟Daniel见面 只是我们还没见到他而已 we'd love to meet Daniel. We haven't met him yet
然后Nicky就开始 and he just made a joke about him being
- 开玩笑说他是你的假想男友 - 我是认真的 - your imaginary boyfriend. - I wasn't joking.
我们知道他不是假想的 And we know he is not imaginary.
我知道 I know.
- 他不是假想的 - 真不是? - No, he's not imaginary. - No?
他就是今晚太忙了 他是个作家 所以就... He's just busy tonight. He's a writer so...
真的? 就像个 幽灵写手?(此处双关 幽灵写手和假想男友) Oh, really? Like... like a ghost writer?
他就是个... 拜托 明明很有趣的 He's a... Come on, I know it's funny.
我有个好主意 你为什么不去Harley家呢 I got an idea. Why don't you come to Harley's house?
她帮一个富豪看家 She's house sitting for this super-rich dude
- 在贝弗利山庄 - 好啊 - in the hills. - Yeah.
我们打算办个泳池派对 肯定超级赞 We're gonna have a pool party, it will be awesome.
- 这周末你就来呗 - 把Dan也带上 - You can come this weekend. - Bring Dan.
- 如果可以的话 - 这周周末吗? - If that's okay. - This weekend?
- 如果可以的话 - 把所有人都邀请过来 - If that's cool. - That's right, invite everyone.
- 我会的 我刚邀请了Ingrid - 亲爱的 你真的应该来玩 - I will. I just invited Ingrid - Baby, you should come.
带着你的泳装 Yeah, so bring a bathing suit,
足够的防晒霜 帽子 对了 还有你的男友 lots of sunscreen, a nice hat, and your boyfriend obviously.
抱歉 小姐 我能问下您的名字吗 Excuse me, Miss? Can I have your name?
- 抱歉? - 我能问下您的名字吗 - Sorry? - Can I have your name, please?
- 哦 Ingrid - 姓呢? - Oh, Ingrid. - Last name?
- Thorburn - Thorburn吗? - Thorburn. - Thorburn?
Thorburn? 名单上没有叫Thorburn的人 Thorburn? There's no Thorburn on this list.
我的确在客人名单上 我在名单上大概有两周了 I'm on the list, I've been on the list for like two weeks.
她其实是跟我们一起的 And you know what, sir, she's actually with us.
- 所以 完全没问题的 - 是的 没问题 - So, it's totally cool. - Yeah, it's cool.
抱歉 房子真的满员了 今晚只有VIP能参加这个派对 So sorry, we got a full house. It's a VIPs only tonight.
哦天啊 Oh, boy.
天呐 真的抱歉 他也太过分了 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. He was so mean.
您真的需要离开了 You have to leave.
喔 好可惜 Oh, really?
那我就把周末派对的信息 Well, how about I just text you about the weekend
短信发给你吧 and send you all the information?
- 拜托 - 好的 - Please. - Okay, cool.
- 好的 拜拜 - 拜拜 - Okay, bye. - Bye!
- 你想干嘛 - 没什么 我就是 - What do you what? - Nothing, I just...
路过了 来打个招呼 came by to say hi.
那挺好的 嗨 That's nice. Hi.
我给你拿来了这个 And I got you this.
- 这是什么 - 打开你就知道了 - What is it? - Open it.
很不错 Ingrid Nice try, Ingrid.
- 啊 怎么 你不喜欢吗 - 不 我当然喜欢了 - What? You don't like it? - No, of course I love it.
正因为我喜欢 所以我两年前在易趣网上就买了 That's why I bought it on Ebay two years ago.
- 但是确实挺好看的 - 我还有呢 你瞧 - Good looks, though. - Right. There's more. Look.
看看 Indica种大麻 任何了解我的人 See? Indica. Anybody who knows me,
都知道我只抽Sativa种的大麻 送台球的八号球 knows I only smoke Sativa. And an eight-ball
都比这更合适 你觉得呢 would've been more appropriate, don't you think?
我在努力了啊 拜托 这个夹克花了我400多块呢 Look, I'm trying. Okay? That jacket cost like $400.
你刮花我的卡车 我损失了八千块呢 Eight thousand dollars' worth of damage to my truck.
- 我就应该把你扔出去 - 好吧 我很对不起 - I should throw you out. - Okay, I'm sorry.
我真的做错了 我利用了你 I did something really shitty. I took advantage of you
为此我真的很自责 好吧 and I feel really bad about it. Okay?
我真的做错了 I made a mistake.
咱们能不能重新开始 就当做它根本没发生过 Can we please just start over and pretend it never happened?
就像重启那样? Like a reboot?
可以啊 Okay!
可以 就像重启那样 Yes. Like a reboot.
我能带你吃个晚餐吗 Can I take you to dinner?
能让我挑地方吗 Can I pick the place?
金·凯瑞演谜语客 You get Jim Carrey as The Riddler...
听起来就有观看欲 That has... That should make you wanna see anything
瓦尔·基尔默 Kilmer, Val Kilmer.
他可以立刻杀光这间房子里的所有人 He could kill everybody in this fucking room right now.
乔·舒马赫朋友 Homie Joel? Joel Schumacher.
乔·舒马赫? 对 他是无疑是最棒的蝙蝠侠 Joel Schumacher? Yes, he was the best Batman, for sure.
- 我也... - 不不不 他是导演 - Me too, I... - No, no, no. He's the director.
乔是导演 Joel.
这个餐厅你喜欢吗 You like this place?
- 嗯 挺棒的 - 真挺放松的 我喜欢这地方 - Yeah, it's cool. - Chill spot. I know I like it.
- 你经常来这里吗 - 没事就来 - Do you come here a lot? - Way too often.
如果可以的话 They would charge me rent,
- 我可以付租金住在这儿 - Dan? - if they could. - Dan?
- 嘿 Cindy! 你最近咋样? - 我很好啊 你呢 - Hey! Cindy. How are you? - I'm so good, how are you?
- 我也是 你看上去可好了 - 哦天啊 - Good. You're looking well. - Oh, my gosh,
好长时间没看到你了 it's been so long since I've seen you.
啊 就是... 一直忙着工作 Yeah, you know. Jus... just working.
- 你确实是个大忙人 - 那只是说他... - Well, you're a busy man. - Well, that means he is...
拜托 我俩约会呢 We're on a date.
- 哦 很抱歉 - 没关系 - Oh, um, sorry. - Alright.
哇 猫女放出爪子武器了哈 Whoa, Catwoman has claws.
我喜欢你这样 I like that.
你为什么这么喜欢蝙蝠侠呢 Why do you like Batman so much?
我为什么不能喜欢蝙蝠侠呢 What's not to like about Batman?
抱歉 我就是... 我不太理解 I'm sorry, it's just, I don't understand.
他不就是个蜘蛛侠或者是超人那样的超级英雄吗 He's just another superhero like Spiderman or Superman...
你说的不对 蜘蛛侠是世界上 That's where you are wrong. Batman is the world's
最棒的侦探 无人能敌 greatest detective. Nothing radioactive bit him.
他不是外星球来的 他就是你我这样的普通人 He's not from another planet. He's just like you or I.
所有那些蝙蝠侠的能量都来源于他的内在 All Batman's powers come from within him.
他有意志力和专注力 He had enough will and enough focus
去让自己变得比他本身更优秀 to make himself greater than what he was.
而且... And...
在故事开头的时候... 在他还不是蝙蝠侠的时候 he... In the beginning, before he's Batman,
他失去了双亲 我真的久久不能忘怀这个点 he loses his parents. That definitely stuck with me.
因为我也是孤儿 所以我能感受到我与他的有种心灵连接 As an orphan, I definitely felt a connection towards him.
天哪 你是孤儿? 很抱歉知道这件事 Oh, my God. You're an orphan? I'm so sorry.
没关系的 他挺过来了 我也会挺过去的 It's fine. He made it through. I'll make it through.
你父母出了什么事? What happened to your parents?
因为一起车祸 It was a car accident.
当时我还只是个孩子 Yeah. It happened when I was a kid,
我不知道如何应对这种事 and I didn't know how to cope with it.
所以在学校的时候 我就会戴着一个蝙蝠侠的面具 So, at school, I'd wear a Batman mask.
让所有人都叫我Bruce(蝙蝠侠本名) Make everybody call me Bruce...
装作自己是另外一个人 所以 就好像是... and pretend to be somebody else. So, it was like...
悲剧是发生在另外一个人身上的 it happened to somebody else.
你呢? What about you?
你呢? 你有什么过往? What about you? What's your story?
那个 我不是那么喜欢蝙蝠侠 Um, yeah, I don't really like Batman that much.
不是那个意思 No, no.
和你妈妈 你和你妈妈之间有什么故事? With your mom? What's your story with your mom?
发生什么了 What happened?
她心脏病犯了 She had a heart attack.
她之前就有过病 I mean, she was sick before that.
你们两个人亲近吗 You guys were close?
我们两个特别亲近 我们俩... Yeah, we were really close. We were...
我跟她住在一起 嗯... I lived with her. And um...
那段时间真的过得特别艰难 it's just been really hard.
因为 就感觉好像 我失去了我最好的朋友 Because it was kinda like, I lost my best friend.
- 是啊 - 天呐 我太抱歉了 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
- 不 不 没关系的 - 我太激动了 抱歉 - No, don't. Don't. - Getting too intense. I'm sorry.
你肯定觉得我特别糟糕了 我并不是这样 You must think I'm the worst. I'm not.
听着 你不要担心那个 永远都别那么说 Listen. Don't worry about that. Don't even talk about that.
你永远都没必要因为讲出自己的感受 You don't ever have to apologize to me
而向我道歉 about how you're feeling.
可能看上去我有点冷漠 那是因为我爱面子 It may seem like I don't care. I put up a front, you know.
我是真的在乎你 But I definitely care about you.
为什么呢 Why?
对我来说 啊... To me, um...
我不知道 就感觉好像 I don't know, it's just that you have
你有一种独特的光环 a different kind of ring to you
你有种独特的光芒 You have a different kind of shine.
我就是觉得 应该有人去欣赏... And I just think somebody needs to appreci...
喵 Meow.
干我 Bruce Fuck me, Bruce.
- 快干我 Bruce - 说"哥谭需要我" - Fuck me, Bruce. - Tell me Gotham needs me.
哥谭需要你 Gotham needs you.
现在 Now.
顺便说一句 你真的很棒 You were great, by the way.
从来没有人为我干过那件事 No one's ever done that for me before.
嗯 Hmm.
你也很棒 You were great too.
谢谢你的夸赞 Thank you, Mama.
那个 我朋友这周末租了个别墅... Hey, so, my friends are renting a house this weekend...
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
他们要办个派对之类的 They're having like, a party or something.
你想跟我一起去参加吗 Do you wanna come with me?
- 是吗 - 嗯 - Oh, yeah? - Hmm.
当然了 宝贝 Of course, baby.
你最好了 You're the best.
快点 我们要迟到了 Hurry up, we're gonna be late.
扣子一直都得系的这么紧吗 Do I get to use this shit buttoned up all the way?
对 这样好看 别像个小孩子 Yes, it looks better that way. Don't be a baby.
- 我就是个小孩子 - 快住手 - I'm being a baby. - Stop that!
别在其他人面前这么做 丢人 Don't do that in front of everybody.
- 拜托嘛 - 等下等下 - Alright, come on. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 我要定几条规定 - 好吧 - A couple of ground rules, okay? - Okay.
你得跟所有人说你是我的男友 I need you to tell everyone that you're my boyfriend.
这件事说来话长 但是我就是需要你 It's a long story, but I just need you
- 这么跟别人说 - 没事没事 我能理解 - to say that to everyone. - No, no, no, no, no, I get it.
而且 你喜欢我 我喜欢你 And I see that you dig me, I dig you.
- 我就当你的男友好了 - 好 - I'll be your boyfriend. - Okay.
- 我就当你的男友啦 - 好吧 不管咋样吧 - I'll be your boyfriend. - Okay, whatever.
还有 不许谈蝙蝠侠 And also, no Batman talk.
那我应该说什么 我又不认识他们 What am I supposed to talk about? I don't know them.
说点酷的 说点吃的 衣服 或者琼·狄迪恩什么的 Something cool, like food or clothes or Joan Didion.
好吧 Okay.
也不许谈论任何漫画书 Don't talk about comic books or anything.
这群人不喜欢那种东西 These people don't care about stuff like that.
- 任何你... - 不管做什么 - Anything else you might... - Yes. Whatever you do,
- 你都要远离Nicky - Nicky是谁? - just stay away from Nicky. - Who's Nicky?
Nicky是Taylor的弟弟 一个大骗子 Nicky is Taylor's brother, and he's a fucking liar,
还吸毒 根本不值得相信 懂了吗 a drug addict and just not to be trusted, okay?
- 你好啊 - 嘿 - Girl, what's up? - Hey.
- 这位是谁? - 这就是Dan Pinto - Who's that? - This is Dan Pinto.
我的假想男友 My imaginary boyfriend.
- Dan Pinto? - 对 - Dan Pinto? - Yeah.
我姐姐说你超级喜欢蝙蝠侠 My sister says you're obsessed with Batman.
- 啊... 对... - 哇塞 不是吧! - Yea... Yeah. - Wow, get the fuck out!
天呐 你怎么不告诉我 我喜欢死蝙蝠侠了 Oh, God, why didn't you tell me? I fucking love Batman.
我是Nicky 很高兴认识你 Nicky. Great to meet ya!
Harley! Harley!
BGM: Attack of the Name Game - Stacy Lattisaw
- 谁还要啤酒? - 兄弟 不用了 - Anybody needs a beer? - No beer, bro.
你跟Nicky有什么过节啊 你为什么不喜欢他 What's your problem with Nick? Why don't you like him?
他看上去挺不错的啊 I mean, he seem chill.
他一点都不好 好吗? 而且他也不喜欢你 He's not chill. Okay? And he doesn't like you.
他就是为了戏弄我才对你那么好 He's only being nice to you to fuck with me.
我靠 他就不能是因为我的个性喜欢我? Damn. Excuse me, can't he like me for my personality shit?
- 一切都还好吗? - 嗯 一切都好 - Hey. Is everything okay? - Yeah everything is chill.
我们就是在说这栋别墅有多好 We're just talking about how amazing this house is, right?
- 真的 这别墅太酷了 - Pinto! - Yeah. It's a dope spot. - Pinto!
快他妈滚过来 我给你准备了印着你名字的高斯巴牌雪茄 Get your ass over her. I got a Cohiba with your name on it.
一定的 马上就过去 Alright, for sure, nigga, I'll be right over.
这事只有咱们知道 Nicky一直在谈论你 Just between us, Nicky can't stop talking about you.
我觉得 他可能是对你有好感了 I think, he has like, a little bit of a man crush.
- 拜拜 - 拜拜 - Bye. - Bye.
拜拜 Bye.
到底怎么了 怎么回事 What the hell is wrong? What is this?
你怎么这么奇怪 Why are you acting like this?
- 你甚至都不喜欢这群人 - 我喜欢他们 - You don't even like these guys. - I do like them.
算了 等Ingrid来了告诉我 Alright. Tell me when Ingrid gets here,
我给你的帽子呢 Hey, where's the hat I give you?
- 这顶就是 - 不 不是的 - This is the hat you gave me. - No, it's not.
好吧 听着 那个实在烂透了 Okay, look, that shit was weak, alright?
我穿了这件T恤 你让我把袖子也卷起来了 I'm... I'm in this shirt. You let me roll up the sleeves,
让我有点自己的风格 拜托了 let me get a little bit of Dan in it, please.
好吧 你留着这顶帽子和他们出去吧 Fine, you can the hat and go hangout with them
- 只是别让我难堪好吗 - 妹子 我会去 - just don't embarrass me, okay? - Nigga, I'm gonna go talk
- 讨论下蝙蝠侠 - 不要说 - about some Batman, right now. - Don't say it.
- 好的 爱你 - 爱你 - Alright. Love you! - Love you.
有天我在一个科技创业园区 So, the other day I was at this tech startup thing.
他们有你见过的 They had the most absurd art on the wall
最荒唐的壁画 that you have ever seen
说实话 我甚至还有点懊恼 And I gotta be honest, it kinda bugged me a little bit because
就像是"你想陈述什么" it's like, "What statement are you trying to make?"
作为一个公司 Is it that, as a company,
你想说你有好品味? that you're trying to say that you've good taste?
兄弟 你知道吗 这简直就是扯淡 You know, like, that's fucking bullshit, man.
- 你不可能学到品味 - 别闹 - You can't acquire taste. - Come on!
这是你需要经历过痛苦才会得到的 It's something that you have to earn, you gotta be in pain
Nicky你有什么想说的吗 over it. Do you have something you'd like to say, Nicky?
- 你有什么想分享的 - 我觉得如果他们挂了你的画的话 - You wanna share with the class? - I don't think you'd say that
你不会这么说的 if they hung one of your paintings on the wall.
首先 我会的 因为我是一个... That... First of all, I would, because I'm an objective...
客观的人 ...person. That's not...
而且和我所说的也没关系 And, in fact, it's not what I'm even talking about.
绝对和你所讲的息息相关 Abs... Absolutely everything you were talking about.
宝贝儿 帮帮我 No. Come on, babe, back me up.
听着 我...我同意Nicky说的 Look, I... I mean, I kinda agree with Nicky
因为你总是说艺术是主观的 'cause you always say that art is subjective.
- 哇 - 什么 - Wow. - What?
- 不是 别这样 我只是... - 你去哪儿 - Oh, come on, I was... - Where are you going?
我只是说了实话 I was just being honest with you, man.
没必要这样 That was uncalled for.
我知道你想说什么 I know what you meant.
Nicky告诉我你在约书亚树国家公园有房子 So, Nicky tells me you've a place in Joshua Tree.
对对对 你去过吗 Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Have you been?
没有 但是我想去 No, but I'm dying to go.
你应该去看看 超级棒 Yeah you should, it's amazing.
我想在那儿办一个快闪派对 I've been thinking of doing a pop up out there, for our resort collection.
稍等 我能告诉你一个秘密吗 Wait. Can I tell you a secret?
好的 我知道这听起来很疯狂 Okay. I presume it sounds crazy,
但我最大的梦想是买下隔壁的房子 but my biggest dream is to buy the house that's next door to us
变成一个精品旅馆 and turn it to this boutique hotel
这里所有东西都可售卖 where everything in it is for sale.
- 很棒 - 对 而且我想 - Oh, nice. - Yeah, and I was gonna
- 叫它“荒漠之门” - 我喜欢这个主意 - call it "Desert Door." - I love that.
- 你干嘛呢 - 没干啥 - What are you doing? - Nothing.
- 一切都好? - 当然啦 你过去 - Everything okay? - Yeah, just go over there.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hey! - Hi.
你们需要帮忙吗 Do you guys need help with anything?
不用了 我们挺好的 No. No, I actually think that we're fine in here.
哦天哪 我想告诉你我读了鹿苑 Oh, my God, I wanted to tell you that I read The Deer Park.
你特喜欢的那本书 The book you're obsessed with?
- 对 很好看 对吧 - 特别好看 - Yeah. It's great, isn't it? - It's so good.
- 如果你有任何想聊的... - 哦 天呐 - If you ever want to talk... - Oh, my God.
等等 你为什么下周不直接和Nicky过来呢 Wait! Why don't you and Nicky just come out next weekend?
我们会带你去Pappy酒吧 人是乱了点 We'll take you to Pappy's. The crowd's a little sketchy,
但是他们的现场音乐超棒 but they have the best live music
还有最棒的沙漠气氛 and the greatest desert vibes...
Ezra! Ezra!
你看见我的手机了吗 我到处都找不到 Hey, have you seen my phone? Can't find it anywhere.
没有 Nope.
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
我去裸泳了 I went skinny dipping.
一个人 Alone?
对 Yeah.
你还好吗 You okay?
我不是一个艺术家 I'm not an artist.
我他妈就是个江湖骗子 I'm a fucking charlatan.
不 你不是 你的画非常棒 No, you're not. Your paintings are awesome.
你是我唯一的顾客 You're my only sale.
但是 Taylor说他们很流行 But Taylor said they were really popular.
她当然会这么说的 不是吗 She would say that, wouldn't she? Yeah.
和她有关的一切都很完美 Everything's the best, with her.
"你去过那个新餐厅了吗 那是最棒的" "Have you been to this new restaurant? It's the best!"
"你试过那些...那些新衣服是最棒的" "Have you tried these... These new clothes are the best!"
"这个最棒 这个最棒 这个最棒" "It's the best! It's the best! It's the best!"
这他妈的一点儿都不棒 太他妈的累了 It's not the fucking best. It's fucking exhausting.
你知道吗 我其实懂你的意思 You know what, I actually kind of know what you mean.
当我们在约书亚树国家公园的时候 她告诉我一个秘密 When we were in Joshua Tree, she told me this secret,
她让我别告诉别人 and she told me not to tell anyone.
但是稍早的时候我碰见她告诉 But I walked in on her telling Harley
Harley一模一样的事儿 the same, exact thing earlier.
什么秘密 What secret?
别跟她说是我告诉你的 I mean, obviously, don't tell her I'm telling you,
但是 我猜 她有个买下 but, I guess, she has a plan
你们隔壁那栋房子的打算 to buy the house next door to you guys,
还计划变成旅馆/商店 and turn it into some hotel slash store.
她还想叫它"荒漠之门" And she wants to call it "Desert Door."
- 荒漠之门? - 对 - Desert... Desert Door? - Yeah.
从她最喜欢的书是鹿苑可知一二 It's a reference to her favorite book, you know, The Deer Park.
鹿苑是我最爱的书 The Deer Park is my favorite book.
Taylor从来没看过 Taylor's never even read it.
我怀念以前的她了 I miss the old Taylor.
第一次来这里的时候 她一个人都不认识 Back when she first moved here. She didn't know anybody.
她就像是一个大学姐妹会的新生 She was like, this total preppy, sorority chick.
我怀念就只有我两的时候 I miss when it was just the two of us.
对不起 我不想让你有负担 I'm sorry. I don't mean to burden you.
- 不用在意 没关系的 - 我现在状态不佳 - No, don't be sorry. It's okay. - I'm just shit. I'm just...
那种感觉不像是 我真的 It's not that I don't feel like, I really...
很少有人可以这样和我说话 have anyone that I can talk to...
- 你懂得 - 对 - you know. - Yeah.
尤其是他妈的Nicky在旁边的时候 Especially with fucking Nicky around.
嘿 Olga 快进来 Hey! Olga, come on in.
- 要不要吸几口 - 不用了 - Nose beer for the lady? - I'm good.
呦呦切克闹 Yoop, yoop, yoop, yoop, ugh!
- 怎么了 - Nicky 我的手机呢 - What's up? - Nicky, where's my phone?
手机? Huh, phone?
别闹了 我知道你拿走了 Come on. I know you took it.
- 是你吗 - 你发现了 - Did you? - You caught me!
还给我 Give it back.
别别别 停停停 No, No. Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay...
- 好了 快给我 - 不要...过来 坐下 - Come on, just give it back. - Don't... reach towards me. Sit down.
你知道吗 You know, it's...
通过别人的手机 really funny what you can discover about someone
就可以略知一二他们本人 这很有趣 by just... going through their phone.
喔 看这儿 这是... Oh, here. Look, this is a...
一张你在我姐姐洗手间的照片 奇怪 a picture of you in my sister's bathroom. Weird.
这是她的药柜 Here's a picture of her medicine cabinet.
这是她在睡觉 Here is a picture of her sleeping.
这儿还有很多 There are a lot of those. That's...
那些就是在搞笑的 我们就是在瞎玩儿 Those are just a joke. We were messing around.
实际上 我最喜欢的 Actually, my favorite things
是那些笔记 你知道... are the notes. So you have...
Taylor最爱吃早午餐的地方 Taylor最喜欢读的书 Taylor's favorite brunch spot, Taylor's favorite books,
Tylor最喜欢的电影 Taylor's favorite movie posters.
- 你为什么... - 给我坐下 - Why are you... - Sit the fuck down!
坐下 Sit the fuck down.
- 你想要什么 - 我? - What do you want? - Me?
什么都不要 我就是在照看我姐姐 Nothing. No, I'm... I'm just looking out for my sister.
你想要什么 What do you want?
听着 我不是神经病什么的 Look, I'm not a psychopath or anything.
我就是...想做她的朋友 I just... want to be her friend.
算了吧 你的解锁密码 Come on. Your password to your phone
是我姐姐的生日 is my sister's birthday, for fuck's sake.
简直就是电影叠影狂花(1992)的翻版 That's like, "Single. White, Female" Shit.
你听好了 我才搬过来 谁也不认识 Look, I just moved here. I don't know anyone,
Taylor对我非常好 and Taylor's been so nice to me
告诉我所有很好玩的地方 telling me all the best places to go...
我没有做错什么 I'm not doing anything wrong.
- 好么 所以别告诉她 - Okay? So please don't tell her.
不好意思 但是这... Sorry, all good. But this is...
不能就这么算了 我想说 It's just too good to let go. I mean...
你完犊子了 you're fucked.
我要和你做笔交易 I'm gonna make a deal with you.
我不打算把手机还给你 I'm not gonna give you your phone back.
但是我很愿意租给你 But I'm willing to rent it out to you.
很便宜的 For a very small fee.
- 多少钱 - 一个月5000 - How much? - Five Thousand a month.
Dan告诉我你妈妈的事儿 还有你有一袋子现金 Disco Dan told me about your mom and the sack full of cash.
太荒唐了 我没有那么多钱 Fucking ridiculous. I don't have that kind of money.
- 好吧 Taylor - 别 求你了 别这么做 - Okay, Taylor! - Don't do that, please don't.
你打算接受交易了? You're ready to make a deal then?
5000一个月 我不告诉她 Five thousand a month, and I won't tell her
你他妈是有多废物 how much of a fucking loser you are.
我只能给你5000 I'll give you five thousand, that's it.
你没有谈判的资格 你栽我手里了 You don't have any room to negotiate. I own you.
行 Fine.
很好 明晚我们在 Good. So tomorrow night,
全食有机超市的停车场见面 we'll meet at the Whole Foods parking lot.
给你一天的时间准备现金 Gives you twenty-four hours to get the cash.
还有不要想着删除什么的 And don't worry about deleting anything.
我已经备好份了 I already forwarded all the good stuff to myself.
哦 这是这首歌我最喜欢的部分 Oh! This is my favorite part of the song.
♪我们没法继续这段情♪ We can't make this work
BGM: Indecision - Shura
♪这样也许会结束♪ It may be over
♪但有些事儿你要知道♪ But there's something You should know
♪你得到了我的爱♪ You've got my love, boy
♪你得到了我...♪ You've got my love...
今晚见!!!
现在就停止家庭暴力 家庭暴力是重罪
- 真他妈娇艳 - 我的天 - Fucking dainty flower. - Oh, my God
- 这里面是啥 - 你穿着这件破衣服还挺帅的 - What the hell's in that? - You look really cool with that piece of shit.
你是芭比娃娃吗 What are you, a Barbie doll?
因为你他妈的被宰了 'Cause you got fucking ripped off.
我不想知道你给它花了多少钱 I don't need to know how much you paid for that shit.
打扰下 - Ah! - Excuse me.
如果你们之中谁打我一拳我就给他200块 I'll give one of you 200 bucks if you punch me in the face.
- 我认真的 - 滚开 - I'm serious. - Fuck off.
好吧 没关系 Oh, okay. That's cool.
打扰了 如果你们这些娘娘腔做不到 Yeah, that's fine. If you pussies can't handle it,
我去找其他人 that's fine. I'll find someone else who can.
老哥 来啊 Dude, come on.
- 好 我来 - 什么 - Alright, fuck it. I will do it. - What?
- 我说我来 - 太好了 - I said I'll do it. - Okay, great.
- 我的哥 - 钱在哪儿 - Oh, yeah! - Where's the money?
- 你确定要这样做? - 对 - You sure about this, right? - Yeah.
有多重打多重 As hard as you can.
打我 重一点 正对着脸 Punch me. Really hard, right in the face.
- 操... - 哦 打中了 - Fucking... - Oh, shoot!
闭嘴 Shut up!
你做到了 You got fucked up.
我要知道发生了什么 全部细节 Alright, I need to know what happened. I mean, every detail.
我回家以后 打开灯 When I got home, I turned the lights on
Nicky坐在那儿 我发誓 and Nicky was there. I swear to God.
他就坐在那儿等我 He was sitting there and he was waiting for me,
他看起来很糟糕 and he was fucked up on...
喝醉了或是嗑了药 我不知道 drugs or drunk or something, I don't know.
我要拿回我的的手机 And I asked him for my phone back
他不给我 and he wouldn't give it back to me.
他说他要五万美元 And then he said he wanted $50,000.
- 五万? - 对 - Fifty thousand? - Yes!
我告诉他我没那么多钱 I told him that I didn't have that kind of money,
但是他说... but he said that...
他说你告诉他我妈妈给我一大笔钱 He said you told him about the money my mom gave me.
是真的吗 Is that true?
我不记得了 当时就在喝酒... I don't know. We were drinking this shitty...
他一直在问我一些问题 He kept asking me fucking question.
你为什么要这样做 Damn! Why the fuck would you do that?
- 我告诉你他有多危险了 - 这听起来不像是Nick的作风 - I told you how dangerous he is. - It doesn't sound like Nick.
好吧 你认识他就一天 Okay. Well, you've known him for one day.
- 你怎么会知道 - 我不知道... - So how would you know? - I don't know...
我见过他做违法的事 我们约好一起去六旗游乐场 I've seen him do dirt, we were supposed to go to six flags.
我们应该给他打电话 Argh. Fuck. We gotta call him.
- 给他打电话 - 不行 - We gotta call him. - No.
- 你什么意思 "不?" - 别打给他 - What do you mean, "No"? - Don't call him.
- 我们要打 - 不要打 - We gotta call him. - Don't call him.
他说如果我告诉任何人他会杀了我的 He told me if I told anyone, he would kill me.
- 我不在乎 - 你不明白 - I don't give a shit. - You don't know
- 他会做什么 - 我不在乎 Ingrid what he's capable of. - I don't give a fuck, Ingrid!
看看你的脸 我应该做什么 Look at your face! What am I supposed to do?
嘘 听着 嘘 Shh. Look... Shh.
我们要聪明的处理这件事 好吗 We need to be smart about this, okay?
我要你做蝙蝠侠 I need you to be Batman.
我就是蝙蝠侠 I am Batman.
我们不是要杀了他 好吗 We're not gonna kill this dude, right?
不会 我们就是吓吓他 No. No. We're just gonna scare him a little bit.
我们带他去沙漠 We're going to take him out to the desert
然后你告诉他如果他不放过我的话 and you're gonna tell him if he doesn't leave me alone,
- 你就会杀了他 - 我们应该报警 - you're gonna fucking kill him. - We should call the police.
- 不 不 - 我们报警 让他们来... - No, No. - We call the police, let them...
- 啊 现在这个烂摊子看起来... - 嘿 - Nah, this shit just seems sca... - Hey!
打起精神 你可是蝙蝠侠 Keep it together. I thought you were Batman.
我是 可蝙蝠侠不会做这种事 I am Batman. Batman don't do shit like this.
我抓捕罪犯 送他们去阿卡姆疯人院 I arrest people, take them to Arkham Asylum,
他们可能过几个月就又出来了 they possibly get out a few months later
又开始循环 对吗 and the cycle continues. All right?
他活该 你看到我的伤了 He deserves this. You saw my bruise.
他欺负我 He fucked me up.
对 他...他竟然打你 That's right. He... He fucking hit you.
图派克说 "总有这样的一天" Tupac said, "There'd be days like this".
- 好了 让我们 - 等等 - All right, let's... - Wait.
我爱你 Love you.
别动 Don't move.
你们有深思熟虑过吗 Did you guys think this through?
实话告诉你们 我不认为你们有 To tell you the truth, I don't think you did.
因为手铐应该拷在背后 'Cause this should be behind the back.
就是说一下 Just pointing it out.
悲哀 但是 别担心 我会很老实 Sad, but, um, don't worry. I'm good. I'm gonna stay down.
你知道吗 我一直在想 You know what, I'm just thinking about this.
谁会绑架我 Who would really want to kidnap me?
啊 可考虑的对象不多 除了 嗯...Olga Ah, there's not many people except maybe, um... Olga.
Olga 是你吗 Olga, is that you? Who you got helping ya?
你好 Hello?
我不知道原来我会晕车 I never knew I get car sick.
毕竟从来没在头上套过袋子 Well, I never had a bag on my head.
- 把嘴闭上 - 温柔点 - Shut the fuck up. - Gentle.
我去 真的有这个必要么 Oh, shit, really? God, is this necessary?
- 听着 别再招惹Ingrid Thorburn - 好了 好了 - Listen! Leave Ingrid Thorburn the fuck alone. - Okay, come on.
- 你听明白了吗 - 别这样 宝贝 - Do you understand? - Come on, baby,
- 你可以的 - 这是警告 - you can do this. - This is a fucking warning!
你知道这个头套是透光的 对吧 You know this bag is see through, right?
操 Fuck!
等等等等 别开枪 W-Wait. No, no, no, no, no. Don't shoot me.
去你妈的 你射我 Motherfucker you shot me.
蠢货 你用一把彩弹枪 Idiot. You drag me out to the fucking desert
把我拉到沙漠里 with a fucking paintball gun.
停下 Stop!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
嗯 这听起来有点怪 Um, this is gonna sound weird,
但是你有见过Nicky吗 but have you heard from Nicky at all?
没有 怎么了 一切还好吗 No, why? Is everything all right?
不是很好 从昨天起 Not really. We haven't heard
我们就没见过他了 我想他手机应该关机了 from him since yesterday. I think his phone may be dead.
也许他飞回巴黎了 Maybe he flew back to Paris.
对 也许 Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
我不知道 就是有点担心他 I don't know. I'm just worried about him.
我想他会没事的 I'm sure he's fine.
但是...你想出来喝杯咖啡聊聊吗 But... do you wanna grab a coffee and talk about it?
现在不行 No, I can't right now.
不好意思 我妈打电话了 我得挂了 Shit. Sorry, my mom's calling me. I gotta go.
好的 我在... Okay. Well I'm at...
临时决定跑到约书亚树国家公园 #蓝色 Last minute escape to J. Tree. Hashtag, blue.
有人吗 Hello?
五点钟的这里 It's five o'clock somewhere.
喂 Hello.
嘿 Hey.
没想到是你接电话 你们在哪儿 Wasn't expecting you. Where are you guys?
- 我们在吃晚餐 - 啊挺好的 - We're at dinner. - Oh, cool. Um...
很奇怪 Yeah so, it's so weird.
我知道你们在约书亚树国家公园 I know you guys were in Joshua Tree
我正好来这里做瑜伽静修 and I'm actually here, randomly, on a yoga retreat.
所以我想我们可以一起... So I figured we could all...
我们不在约书亚树国家公园 We're not in Joshua Tree.
你们不在吗 You're not?
Taylor不想再看见你 Taylor doesn't wanna see you anymore.
让Taylor接电话 Put Taylor on the phone.
她不想和你说话 She doesn't want to talk to you.
好吧 Okay. Um...
我要不要明天再回电话? 或许明天更方便? Should I call back tomorrow? Is that a better time, maybe?
Nicky告诉了我们一切 你的手机 你绑架他 Nicky told us everything about the phone, the kidnapping.
如果他没试着勒索你 If he hadn't tried to blackmail you,
你现在会在监狱里 懂吗 you'd be in jail right now. You understand?
- Ezra 等等 - 别再打来了 - Ezra, wait. - Don't call here again.
喂 Hello?
嘿 你已接通Taylor的电话 Hey. You've reached Taylor.
有事请留言 Leave a message.
嘿 我是Ingrid 我刚刚和Ezra打了一通很怪的电话 Hey, it's Ingrid. So I just had the weirdest call with Ezra.
我感觉我们应该谈谈 And I just feel like, we should talk about this.
我不知道Nicky怎么给你们说的 I mean, I don't know what Nicky told you guys,
但是事实是他绝对在撒谎 but the fact is, he's definitely lying.
我意思是 他很可能喝醉了 I mean, he was probably drunk or something, so...
我不知道 但是听起来真是离谱 I don't know, but it sounded so insane.
给我回电话吧 我们可以聊一下 So just call me back so we can talk about it.
请给我回电 我是Ingrid Okay. Please call me back. It's Ingrid.
嘿 你已接通Taylor的电话 有事请留言 Hey. You've reached Taylor. Leave a message.
嘿 又是我 Hey! Me again.
一直没接到电话 我开始担心 Um, haven't heard back so I'm starting to worry.
这不像你 I mean, this isn't like you.
给我回电好吗 Call me back, okay? Okay.
嘿 你已接通Taylor的电话 有事请留言 Hey. You've reached Taylor. Leave a message.
嘿 又是我 Hey, it's me, again.
记得我吗 Remember me, Ingrid?
买你老公画作的Ingrid 借你皮卡的Ingrid Ingrid, patron of the arts. Ingrid, with the truck.
他妈救了你的狗的Ingrid Ingrid, who saved your fucking dog's life.
至少你他妈接一下电话 贱人 The least you can do is pick up your fucking phone, you bitch.
嘿 你已接通Taylor的电话 有事请留言 Hey. You've reached Taylor. Leave a message.
嘿 是我 Hey, it's me.
我刚刚的那些留言 I was totally kidding
完全是在开玩笑 about all those messages that I just left.
只是一个玩笑 骗到你了 It was a joke. Gotcha.
是的 我很生你的气 我是Ingrid 我很刻薄 Yes, I'm so angry at you. It's me, Ingrid, I'm mean.
我又在开玩笑了 I'm just kidding. So...
我准备再待一个小时 anyway, I'm gonna be around probably for another hour.
还有一件事要做 给我打个电话吧 So I have one more thing to do. So give me a call.
哦 天啊 是你打进来的吗 喂 Oh, my God, that's you calling in. Hello?
听我说 神经病 Listen to me, you psycho.
如果你再继续打电话骚扰 If you don't stop this shit right fucking now
我就报警了 你明白吗 I'm calling the fucking cops. Do you understand?
现在他妈的是凌晨三点 It's three in the fucking morning.
再别骚扰我们了 Just leave us the fuck alone.
您拨打的号码的语音信箱已满 The voicemail box you're trying to reach is full
无法增加新留言 再见 and cannot accept new messages. Goodbye.
哦 不 不 Oh, no. No.
你还好吗 小姐 You okay, Miss?
我没事 I'm fine.
好吧 今天外面挺热的 Oh, okay. Well, it's pretty hot out today.
你或许想下车 You might want to get out of your car
- 进到室内... - 我说我没事 - and get inside, you know... - I said I'm fine.
好吧 随你的便 Okay, alright. Whatever you say.
你看见那边的房子了吗 You see that house over there...
火烈鸟巷 22号 Twenty-two, Flamingo Lane.
你对哪栋房子感兴趣 Which piece of property is it you're interested in?
- 火烈鸟巷 22号 - 好的 - Twenty-two, Flamingo Lane. - Okay.
不幸的是 Unfortunately...
隔壁那户人家已经报过价了 the people that live next door, they already put an offer on it.
不行 No.
我还有其他几处地产 I've got several other pieces of property
我很乐意带你去看 I'd be happy to show to you.
这是五万 That's $50,000.
你可以数数 You can count it.
抱歉 但是你必须 Sorry, but you must have
有一张信用卡或者支票账户才能开户 a credit card or checking account to open an account.
我已经有账户了 I already have an account.
那是属于上一房客的 That belonged to the previous tenant.
你必须开一个新账户 You have to open a new account.
请再给我一周好吗 Can you just, please, give me one more week?
女士 如果你在24小时内不开户的话 Ma'am, if you don't open an account in the next 24 hours,
我们就要断掉你的电 we're gonna have to shut off your power.
我们为经济困难的用户 Now, we do offer a payment plan
提供分期付款的服务 for those experiencing a financial hardship.
去你妈的 混蛋 Fuck you, okay. Fuck you, asshole.
操你大爷的 Fuck. You piece of shit.
不够 Not enough.
要不要去掉一些东西 Wanna take something off?
我能不能全拿走 今天可是万圣节 Can't I just have it, man? Come on, it's Halloween.
不行 Nah.
好吧 Fine.
对不起我走了 我必须处理一些事 我借了你的皮卡 希望你不介意 我保证我这次会小心开 你在生我的气吗 在吗...? 请别恨我
哦 草 Oh, fuck.
拜托 Come on.
别 我操 No. Oh, co... come on! What the fuck!
我靠 Goddamn it!
BGM: Obsession - Animotion
我在东部找到一份工作 So, I got a job back East
于是我们要把房子卖掉 and actually we will end up selling the house.
对 Ezra要去李维斯当概念设计师 Yeah. Ezra's gonna be a concept designer for Levi's.
是个好机会 Well, that's the opportunity.
看着点 混球 Watch it, fucking dick!
Ingrid? Ingrid?
我刚刚看见你了 I... I literally just saw you.
她在这里干什么 - What the fuck is she doing? - Boo!
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
你他妈在这干什么 What the fuck are you doing here?
卧槽 又是这个贱人 No fucking way! This bitch again?
他大爷的 我要报警了 Piece of shit. I'm calling the cops.
别 你不用这么做 No, you don't... don't... You don't have to do that.
我不会伤害任何人 I'm not gonna hurt anyone.
我不会做任何事 好吗 I'm not gonna do anything. Okay.
我保证 我只是需要给我的手机充电 I promise. I just needed to charge my phone.
这儿不欢迎你 所以快点滚出我家 You're not welcome here so get the fuck of my property.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we just talk about this?
我简直没话跟你说 I literally have nothing to say to you.
求你了 就给我五分钟 好吗 Please, just give me five minutes. Okay?
我保证再也不骚扰你 And I promise that I'll leave you alone.
我只是想谈谈 I just... I just wanna talk about it.
- 让我来处理 好吗 - 不用 没事 宝贝 - Let me handle this, okay. - No, it's fine, baby.
- 没事 - 没事 交给你了 - It's okay. - Okay, it's fine. You got it.
就给你五分钟 Five minutes. That's it.
好 来吧 Okay. Come on.
你要打算说你要说的话吗 Okay, are you going to say what you wanted to say?
你为什么这幅态度 Why are you acting like that?
我是Ingrid啊 It's just me, Ingrid.
不好意思 你是真的疯了吗 I'm sorry. Are you... are you actually insane?
你知道Nicky因为你差点死掉吗 'Cause you do know Nicky almost died because of you, right?
我以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
- 我们在一起很快乐 - 哦 我的天啊 - We had so much fun together. - Oh, my God.
Ingrid 我们从来就不是朋友 Ingrid... we were never friends
因为你的一切就他妈是一个谎言 because everything about you is such a fucking lie.
你只是某个在Instagram上找到我的怪胎 You just are some weird freak that found me on Instagram.
事实就是这样了 And that's basically all this has been.
我的一切都是谎言 Everything about me is a lie. Okay, well...
- 什么 - 你的一切都 - What? - Everything about you
他妈是个谎言 好吗 is a fucking lie. Okay.
- 是谎言 - 好 - It is. - Okay.
你的弟弟是个瘾君子 Your brother is a drug addict.
你的酒鬼丈夫讨厌你 Your husband is an alcoholic who fucking hates you.
而你假装是什么洛杉矶名媛 And you pretend to be some cool L.A. Chick,
但是你本身就是一个笑话 but you're full of shit.
Ezra告诉了我一切 他告诉我 Ezra told me everything, okay. He told me that
你搬到这里来的时候 又无趣又平庸 when you moved here, you were lame and basic,
你没有朋友 and you had no friends.
你当时就像现在的我 You were just like me.
Ingrid 你知道吗 You know what, Ingrid, um...
我从来都不是你这个样子 I was, uh, actually never like you...
因为你是一个可悲的 because you are a sad and pathetic,
病态的人 and very sick person,
需要专业的帮助 and you need professional help.
游戏结束了 Game over.
落了你的手机 Forgot something.
各位不好意思 Phew! Sorry about that, everyone.
- 一切都好 - 没事了 - Everything's okay. - Everything's cool.
大家好 我是Ingrid Hey guys! It's me, Ingrid.
我以前从来没这样做过 但... I've never done this before, but...
我没有别的人可以诉说 I didn't have anyone else to talk to
所以我想 为什么不说呢 so I figured, why not.
我想告诉你们 I just wanted to tell you guys that...
基本上过去这几个月 basically everything I've posted
所有我发的东西都是假的 in the last couple of months is a total lie.
我没有在洛杉矶过着纸醉金迷的生活 I haven't been living, some like, glamorous life in L.A.
我就是一个失败者 I'm just... a loser.
我很可悲 I'm pathetic.
我知道自己有点问题 And I know there's something wrong with me,
但是我不知道如何解决 but I don't know how to fix it,
我也不知道怎么改变 and I don't know how to change.
我不认为我可以改变 And I just... don't think I can change.
或许 So maybe I'm just...
我就是这个样子 Maybe this is just who I am.
或许我只是疲倦了 And maybe I'm just tired...
让别人喜欢我 of trying to make people like me.
我累了 不想再假装成别人了 I'm tired of pretending like, someone I'm not.
我不想再一个人了 And I'm tired of being alone.
我只是... And I'm just...
讨厌做我自己 just tired of being me so...
我感觉 I just... feel like...
如果你没有与之分享的人 if you don't have anyone to share anything with,
或者还有什么意义 then what'd the point of living?
我想我录这个视频 Yeah, so I guess I'm just making this video...
你们就可以看到真实的我 至少有一次看到 so you guys can see the real me. At least once.
这就是我 So here I am.
Ingrid Ingrid.
Ingrid Ingrid. Ingrid. Ingrid.
你能听见我吗 Ingrid can you hear me?
她醒了 There she is.
我的手机呢 Where's my phone?
放松 放松 Take it easy. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
悠着点 你受了点苦头 Take it easy. You've been through a lot.
没事的 It's okay.
这都是什么 What all that stuff?
显然 你有很多粉丝 Apparently, you've got a lot of fans out there.
事实上 有一个粉丝来看你了 As a matter of fact, one of them is here to see you.
嘿 Ingrid 你好吗 Hey, wassup, Ingrid?
Dan救了你一命 Dan's the reason you're still with us.
他看见了你上传的视频 打了911 He saw your video online and called 911.
- 你是一个幸运的女孩 - 蝙蝠侠拯救苍生 - You're a lucky girl. - Batman to the rescue.
就像往常一样 The usual.
你能让我们单独待一会吗 Can you give us a minute?
喜欢我的新座驾吗 Like the new whip?
我懂 颜色太亮 I know, I'm shining.
这不是蝙蝠侠战车 但也可用 This is not the Batmobile, but it'll do.
我要了黑色 但是黑色没货了 I asked for black, but... they... they out of black.
我喜欢 I like it.
宝贝 你去哪儿了 你为什么离开 Baby, where did you go? Why did... Why did you leave?
你准备又 I mean, are you going to
从我眼前失踪三个星期吗 disappear on me again in another three weeks?
好吧 Yeah, yeah.
你感觉怎么样 How you feeling?
- 我觉得自己很蠢 - 快别这么说 - I feel stupid. - Oh, come on, don't say that.
为什么这么严肃 Why so serious?
没人想看到你这样 Come on, nobody wants to see this.
好吧 我知道什么可以让你振作起来 Okay. I know what'll cheer you up.
顺便说一下 我没事 Oh, I'm fine. By the way.
看一眼 看吧 Take a look. Go ahead.
你的自杀小视频传疯了 Your little suicide video went viral.
网上到处都是你的脸 Your face is all over the internet.
看看 数以万计的留言 Look at them. Thousands, and thousands and thousands.
宝贝 你鼓舞了众人 You're an inspiration, babe.
你有一个话题了 You have a hashtag.
#我是Ingrid Hashtag I am Ingrid.
快点好起来 Feel better soon.
- 为你的康复祈祷 - 棒极了 - Praying for your recovery - Amazing.
我得说 你很棒 不应该那样对自己 You're too good to do that to yourself. I gotta tell you,
- 你超漂亮 - 你是一个英雄 - you're fucking beautiful - You're a hero.
#我是Ingrid Hashtag I am Ingrid.
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