美国著名作家理查德巴赫曾说过... Famous American author Richard Bach once said...
"真正的爱情故事是没有结局的" "Real love stories never have endings."
但他还是结过三次婚 But famous American author Richard Bach has also been married three times.
我想如果美国著名作家理查德巴赫说的是真的... I guess if what famous American author Richard Bach has to say is true...
那么知道爱情故事从何开始将至关重要... ...then it's important to know where love stories begin...
我的爱情故事从这里开始 ...and mine began right here.
真爱很难寻觅... Real love is hard to find...
这是大多数人认为只存在于爱情小说中的东西 ...it's something most people believe only exists in romance novels...
但历史上充满了真爱的故事... ...but history is filled with stories of real love...
和那些为之疯狂的人 ...and the men who do crazy things for it.
我的故事 好吧 我的故事并没有什么太大的不同 My story, well, my story's not much different.
你的东西到了 You got it.
看 大多数人都说他们不相信一见钟情... Look, most people say they don't believe in love at first sight...
但是我信 ...but I do...
她...她就是我的证明 ...and she... she was my proof.
她叫亚历克丝 当见到她第一眼起 我就知道我爱上了她 Her name is Alex and I knew I loved her from the moment I first laid eyes on her.
不幸的是 她竟不知道我的存在 Unfortunately for me she had no idea I even existed.
对不起 我能...我能挤进来吗 Excuse me, can I... can I just fit in, yeah!
-你需要些什么 -我要一杯健怡可乐 - What can I get you? - I'll have a diet coke.
我爱你们 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too!
我说 “那是两个” 两个！ I said, "that's two?" Two!
对 那只是...是啊 Right, that's just... yeah.
是的 因为...这将... Yeah, 'cause... that would...
不是我最得意的时刻 Not my finest moment.
这两辆车我都付了钱 我有权享用它们 I paid for both the cars. I'm entitled to both of them.
我把公寓给你了 在这里那可值几千万 I gave you the apartment, that's several thousand right there.
我想要回戒子 那是我祖母付的钱 I want the ring back. My grandmother's money paid for that ring.
我才不在乎你律师说什么 I don't give a shit what your lawyer says!
听着 我把离婚协议带来了 我现在就要见你... Look, I've got the papers right here, I can just meet you right now...
我们把协议签了就此结束 求你了 ...and we can sign these and get this over with, please!
喂？ Hello?
你真蠢 天哪 You stupid... oh, my God!
你迷路了吗 Are you lost?
是的 我到处找不到我的车 Yeah, I can't seem to find my car anywhere.
这是员工停车场 客人停车场在二楼 This is employee parking. Guest parking is two floors up.
一定是这样 That must be it.
我之前见过你吗 Haven't I seen you before?
是啊 是啊 你见过的 我叫克拉伦斯 Yeah, yeah, you have. I'm Clarence.
该死 对不起 我得走了 喂？ Shit, sorry, I gotta go. Hello?
好吧 没必要继续下去 你明白了 All right, no need to go on, you get the picture.
漂亮女孩嫁给了混蛋 忽略了她酒吧的好男人 Pretty girl marries asshole, ignores the nice guy at her bar...
这个男人疯狂地爱着她 并且可能... ...who's madly in love with her and would probably go down on her like...
在她此生中任何想要的时候和她口交 ...anytime she wanted, all the days of her life.
好吧 这是个坏笑话 Okay, it's a bad joke.
你看 从这以后 我决定观察形式... You see, after this, I decided to observe the situation...
看看我能不能找到办法 ...and see if I could find a way in.
比如她第一次纹身的时候... Like when she got her first tattoo...
当我们祖母在同一个月里去世的时候 ...when our grandmother's passed away in the same month hence the tattoo...
我们去掉了纹身 ...rest in peace, nan nan and mi maw.
当她决定离婚时 混蛋说顺便... And when she decided to divorce said asshole, who by the way...
用她祖母留给她的钱买一个新的的结婚戒子 ...used her grandmother's money that she left her to buy her a new wedding ring.
漂亮的家伙 Classy guy.
我决定主动出击的时候来了 This is around the time I decided to get proactive.
我知道 只要有机会让她清醒过来...I knew that if just given the chance to sweep her off her feet...
她就会意识到我就是她要找的人 ...she'd realize that I'm the guy for her.
我只是需要一个大的方式引起她的注意力 I just needed to get her attention in a really big way.
我认识的只有一个人能够帮助我做到这一点... There was only one person I knew that could help me do that...
那就是帕特里克 ...and that was Patrick.
我是在亚历克丝的酒吧认识帕特里克的 I'd seen Patrick before at Alex's bar.
大约6个月前他经常光顾这个酒吧 He started frequenting this place about six months ago.
他的名气不需要别人的认可 His reputation needed no backing up.
帕克里克说话很“流畅” 他妈的走了 婊子养的 Patrick was a smooth talking, bullshit's walking, girl-getting son of a bitch.
至少 他是这样描述自己的 At least, that's how he described himself.
我能帮你拿点什么 男同学 What can I get you, stud?
龙舌兰酒 你能把它放在她的桌上吗？ Tequila and would you put it on her tab?
他替你支付了 He's got you covered.
非常感谢 你人很好 但是我不想这么做 伙计 Thank you very much! Very nice of you, but I don't swing that way, buddy.
事实上 他今晚把整间酒吧都包了 Actually, he's covering the entire bar tonight.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
干杯 Cheers!
能给我再来两杯吗 Can I get like two more of these?
上面的 Up top.
告诉你你是我的幸运符 Told you you're my good luck charm.
你为什么不和我喝两杯 随便你点 可以吗 Why don't you get a drink, on me, whatever you like, okay?
好的 Okay.
嘿 请我喝酒的家伙 干杯 谢谢 Hey, drinks guy. Cheers, thank you.
别客气 Don't mention it.
一起玩玩？ Wanna play?
游戏规则？ What's the game?
100美元一个球怎么样 How about 100 bucks a ball?
-我吃不消 -你可以用我的钱玩 - Too rich for my blood. - You can play with my money.
这不是赌博真正的运作方式 你明白吗 That's not really how gambling works, you understand?
是啊 我知道 Yeah, well...
只是想让事情变得有趣 ...just trying to keep things interesting.
角落 射 Corner... shot.
说话算话 Man of your word.
如果我没算错的话 我已经给了你1500美元来打进桌子上的每一个球 If my math's correct, I've given you $1500 to knock in every ball on that table.
更不用说你想要的所有免费饮料了 Not to mention all the free drinks you could want.
现在 我想知道你能不能帮我个忙 Now, I'm wondering if there's a favor I could ask of you?
当然 我的意思是 只要不是问能不能把钱归还就随便你问 Sure, I mean, ask whatever you want just as long as it's not to give it back.
不 完全相反 No, it's quite the opposite.
我有一个投资机会 想和你谈谈 I have an investment opportunity I'd like to talk to you about.
对不起 我所有的钱都暂时用光了 I'm sorry, all my money's tied up at the moment.
不需要你的钱 Not your money.
我来投资你 I'd be investing in you.
一个提议 A proposition.
我知道 你想上我 我知道 朋友 每一次 每一次 I knew it, you're trying to fuck me, man. I knew it, man, every time! Every time!
它...听着 我会给你500美元... It's... look, I will give you $500...
额外再加500 如果你能听我几分钟 ...an extra $500 if you listen to me for just a few minutes.
如果你听到你不想听的 随时走就是 If you don't like what you hear, feel free to walk away.
你可以拿着所有的钱 它是你的 我把它给你了 You can keep all the money, it's yours, I gave it to you.
但是如果你听到了你想听的 那还会有更多你想听的 But if you like what you hear, there's a whole lot more where that came from.
你在玩弄我吗 我是说 这是节目中的一个吗 Are you messing with me? I mean, is this like one of those shows?
这里有摄像头吗 当我说不的时候 我会看起来像个混蛋吗 Are there cameras here? Am I gonna look like an asshole when I say no, is that it?
这里没有摄像头 只有我们 There are no cameras. Just us.
你抽烟吗 You smoke?
好的 大款爸爸 说吧 Okay, Daddy Warbucks, shoot.
嗯 有这么一个女孩 Well, there's this girl.
-你想让我帮你安排吗 -不 完全不是 - You want me to help get you laid? - No... not exactly.
-那她肯定非常特别 -非常 - Then she's special? - Very.
-你为什么不约她出来 -看 问题是... - Why don't you ask her out? - See, that's the thing...
-我的意思是 你有钱 女孩们喜欢钱 -不 这个女孩不一样 - I mean, you got money, girls like money. - No, not this girl, she's different.
女孩没有什么不同 她们都是一样的 Girls aren't different, girls are not different.
-我叫克拉伦斯 克拉伦斯 -克拉伦斯 - I'm Clarence. Clarence. - Clarence.
女人没有什么两样 她们都是一样的 Women are not different, they're all the same.
不 不 这个女孩不一样 我告诉你她不一样 No, no, this girl's different. I'm telling you she's different.
我明白了 你恋爱了 所以不能辨别任何欺骗 I get it, you're in love, you can't tell a kid in love anything.
那么 我能给你看这个女孩 你看了之后再下定论 So, can I just show you this girl and you can decide from there?
我会再给你500美元 I'll give you another $500.
好吧 给我钱 All right, give me the money.
走吧 It's this way.
-那是你的车？ -是啊 怎么了 - Is that your car? - Yeah. Why?
你说你姓什么 What did you say your last name was?
达菲尔德 Duffield.
达菲尔德 比如 达菲尔德吗 Duffield as in, the Duffields?
你知道 有钱的家伙通常不会有问题 You know, guys with your kind of money don't usually have a problem getting laid.
是的 好吧 叫我无可救药的情痴吧 Yeah, well, call me a hopeless romantic.
-所以 你的女孩不喜欢钱 -你为什么这么说 - So your girl isn't into money. - What makes you say that?
那些对钱感兴趣的女人 永远是房间里最聪明的家伙 ...Always be the smartest guy in the room. Women who are interested in money...
她们会在头20秒内判别你是否是个吝啬鬼 ...they decide within the first 20 seconds of meeting you whether they wanna screw.
如果你的女孩对你不感兴趣 那么她可能真的对钱不感兴趣 If your girl's not interested in you, well, she's probably not interested in that.
但她怎么知道我有没有钱 But how would she know if I have money or not?
你是出生自豪门的孩子中的一个... You grow up with one of those kids who came from such a wealthy family...
他们总是在社交上很尴尬 就像他们不知道行动一样 ...that they were just socially awkward all the time, like they didn't know how to act?
-不 -那是因为那个孩子是你 - No. - That's cause that kid's you.
好吧 但是 看 她都没有机会去了解我 Yeah, all right, but, see, she has never gotten the chance to know me.
你没有机会 兄弟 你必须创造机会 You don't get the chance, man. You have to create the opportunity.
好吧 看 现在你来了 看 这个女孩 她很坚强，她... Right, see, now that's where you come in. See, this girl, she's tough, she's...
很独立 很坚强 ...like independent and strong.
要把她放在合适的位置 需要一些重要豪华东西 It's gonna take something grand to get her in the right situation.
豪华的东西？ Something grand, huh?
那么 你愿意花多大的资金去买一件豪华的东西 Well, how many grand are you willing to spend for something grand?
不知道 我们会明白的 首先 你得先去见见这个女孩 I don't know, we'll get to that. First, you've gotta see this girl.
她就在那儿 There she is.
是那个女孩吗 That's the girl?
-我需要考虑一下 -什么 - I'll consider it. - What?
-我们谈谈 -真的吗 - We'll talk. - Really?
明天...10点 Tomorrow... 10 o'clock.
-我可以要一杯健怡可乐吗 -当然 - Can I get a diet coke, please. - Sure.
-谢谢 -嘿 马丁尼酒 - Thanks. - Hey, Martini, dry, two olives.
好的 Sure.
嗨 你好吗 Hey, how are you doin'?
-我很好 谢谢 -太好了 那很好 - Fine, thanks. - That's great, that's good.
真的太好了 That's real good.
你在那里喝什么 Listen... what are you drinking over there?
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
听着 洋娃娃 我只是想请你喝杯饮料 Listen, doll, I'm just trying to buy you a drink over here.
是的 我很高兴去 但是 谢谢你 Yeah, I'm good to go. But, thank you.
你当然可以 你肯定会去的 You sure are, you are certainly good to go.
-那是因为我在这里 -什么意思 - That's why I'm here. - Excuse me?
听着 我想问你一个严肃的问题 Listen, I'm gonna ask you a serious question.
你为什么一个人来酒吧 Why are you coming to a bar all by yourself?
你知道你只是想要一些年轻的学生进来... You know you just wanted some young stud to come in...
嘿 她说她不感兴趣 好吗 Hey, she said she's not interested, okay?
-那是我的 -是这样吗 - That's mine. - Is that so?
美国著名哲学家拉尔夫·沃尔多·爱默生曾经说过... Famous American philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson once said...
英雄不比普通人勇敢 "...a hero is no braver than an ordinary man...
但他更勇敢5分钟 ...but he is braver five minutes longer."
啊 天哪 对不起 先生 Oh, my God! I am so sorry, sir.
我很抱歉 夫人 我真是个混蛋 I am so sorry, ma'am! I'm a piece of shit.
你是个好男人 你是个好男人 You're a good dude, you are a good dude.
对不起 我滚了 我滚了 I'm sorry, I'm out, I'm out!
谢谢你 Thank you.
介意我帮你再买杯饮料吗 Do you mind if I buy you another drink?
不 不用客气 No, that's not necessary.
好吧 对不起 我确定你可能已经结婚了 Right, sorry, I'm sure you're probably married.
请原谅我只是... Excuse me for just a...
-做得好 -你看到刚才发生什么事了吗 - Well done. - Did you see what just happened?
-看来你引起了她的注意 -可我什么都没做 - Looks like you got her attention. - But I didn't do anything.
那家伙抓起我的杯子直接砸到自己脸上 像个神经病一样 That guy just grabbed my drink and threw it in his face like a psycho.
-她可不知道是那样子 -他为什么那样做 - She doesn't know that. - Why would he do that?
因为我给了他20美元 Because I paid him... $20 to hit on her.
如果你真的介入 他会让你成为她的救世主 And then if you were so kind as to intervene he was to make you her savior.
你这是什么意思 What are you getting at?
成为房间里最聪明的人 克拉伦斯 Always be the smartest guy in the room, Clarence.
现在 仅仅只是个示范 一个测试... Now, that was just a sample, a test to see...
你是否有勇气... ...if you had the balls...
去实现它 当你这样做的时候... ...to pull that off and when you did...
我就开始接手 ...I took over from there.
所以那是你的计划 让一个混到在酒吧里骚扰她 So that's your plan, to have an asshole hit on her in a bar?
因为这样的事她每晚都会遇到 Because that happens to her every night.
不 我认为像你这种情况我们需要更多的... No, I think in your case we're gonna need something a little bit more...
你怎么说 大人 ...how'd you say, grand?
-你疯了吗 -你不喜欢？ - Are you out of your fucking mind? - You don't like it?
-不 我他妈的当然不喜欢 -为什么 - No, of course, I don't fucking like it. - Why not?
-这是违法的 很危险 是... -是天才 - It's illegal, it's dangerous, it's... - It's genius.
-怎 怎样的天才 -这正是她想要的 兄弟 - How, how is it genius? - It's exactly what she wants, man.
你会把她弄疯的 你会成为英雄...You're gonna sweep her off her feet. You get to be the hero...
你有一点独处的时间 我会一直控制一切 ...you have a little alone time to bond. I'll be in control the whole time.
这是疯了 疯了 这是... It's insane, it's insane! It's...
这是完美的 It's perfect.
好吧 如果发生什么意外呢 Okay, all right, what if something happens?
如果我们被抓了 如果有人受伤了怎么办 太危险了 What if we get caught, what if someone gets hurts? It's too dangerous.
这不是他妈的危险 而是控制混乱 完全不同 It's not fucking dangerous, it's controlled chaos, totally different.
不 不 我不干 我不干 No, no, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it!
-好 好 走 离开 -好 - Fine. Fine, go, leave. - Fine!
3 2 1 Three, two, one.
好吧 我该怎么做呢 All right, how do I even pull this off?
总是成为房间里最聪明的家伙 Always be the smartest guy in the room.
好 你一直强调那个 但那到底是什么意思 Okay, you keep saying that, but what exactly does that mean?
意思是 不置身于你控制不了的处境 It means, don't put yourself in situations that you cannot control.
了解人们 了解境况 做最聪明的人 Know the people, know the circumstances. Be the smartest guy.
25000美元...下周 $25,000... next weekend.
要么接受 要么离开 Take it or leave it.
伟大的美国女演员梅·韦斯特曾经说过… The great American actress Mae West once said...
我遇到的每个人都要想保护我 但我不知道是什么原因 "Every man I meet wants to protect me, but I can't figure out what from."
什么 What?
该死 Shit!
喂 我是亚历克丝 我是不是落下了一个红色文件袋在后面 Hey, it's Alex, did I leave a red folder somewhere in the back?
没有？我想我得回去找了 No? Shit! I'm gonna have to come look for it.
好吧 是的 不 很酷 我马上来见你 谢谢 All right, yeah, no, it's cool, I'll see you in a second. Thanks.
我 I'm...
-妈的 你吓死我了 -对不起 我没看见你 - Holy shit, you scared the hell out of me! - I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
是的 我确定你没有 倒车倒的那么快 Yeah, I'm sure you didn't, pulling out that fast.
-听着 我... -你应该看着你要往哪里去 - Look, I'm... - You should watch where you're going.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好吧 你说 Yeah, you said that.
你愿意找个时间和我共进晚餐吗 Would you like to get dinner with me sometime?
你真的只是约我出去吗 Did you really just ask me out?
嘿 什么鬼东西 Hey, what the hell?
把你的手从她身上拿开 Take your hands off her!
我将从这里接手 I'll take it from here.
救命 Help me!
救命 有人吗 我被攻击了 Help me! Somebody! I'm being attacked!
趴下来 趴下来 Get down, get down!
嘿 别他妈的评判我们 Hey, don't fucking judge us!
你们以前从没见过异族夫妇吗 You've never seen an interracial couple before?
停下 Stop that!
什么 我以为你他妈的喜欢我 老兄 我的天 What, I thought you fucking liked me, man! God!
这里 Here.
-快点 -上车吧 - Hurry! - Get in the van!
-快点 -拿绳子来 - Hurry! - Get the rope!
-什么 不 -别伤害她 - What? No! Rape! - Don't you hurt her!
-把袋子给我 -给我一分钟好吗 - Give me the bag! - How about you give me a minute!
-这个婊子把我的手表弄坏了 -他妈的把袋子给我 - This bitch broke my fucking hand! - Give me the fucking bag!
-好 给你袋子 -哟 哟 哟 走啊 妈的 - Okay, here's your bag! - Yo, yo, yo, move, motherfucker!
我来开 I drive.
什么 老兄 What, man?
老兄 你他妈被踢到蛋蛋为什么没事 Bro, how the fuck did you take a kick to the balls like that?
你难道不知道 我是个人妖 宝贝 Don't you know, I'm all dick, baby!
-你们是什么人 -闭嘴 我们不会伤害你 - Who are you people? - Shut the fuck up and we won't hurt you.
伙计 这他妈的的是废话 老兄 Dude, this is fucking bullshit, man.
比如 我应该有一个很酷的的 音箱一样的东西 Like, I should totally have one of those cool, voice-box thingies.
比如 我用它来谋杀它 你知道的 对吧 老兄 Like, I would murder it with that shit. You know that, right, bro?
我正试着弥补你这些可笑的面具 I'm trying to make up for these ridiculous masks you got.
可笑的面具？更像标志性的面具！ Ridiculous masks? More like iconic masks!
所有最酷的罪犯都有标志性面具 帕特里克斯威兹 终极豪情 All the coolest criminals have iconic masks. Patrick Swayze, Point Break.
尽管如此，就我而言Nicki Minaj只是一个图标 For real though, Nicki Minaj is an icon as far as I'm concerned.
她是一个偶像 把那该死的东西都吹了 兄弟 She is an icon, blow that shit up, bro.
你看过那个MV吗 你看到她们的臀部了吗 你看到了吗 You seen that music video? You seen them hips? You seen them, y'all seen them?
戴好你的面具 在我说拿下之前不要拿下 Put your fucking mask back on and don't take it off until I say.
右转 Turn right.
-不要乱动 -你们要带我去哪 - Hold still! - Where are you taking me?
你是个提款机 亲爱的 Your ATM, honey.
我马上要离婚了 钱也都冻结了 所以现在没钱给你们 I'm going through a divorce all my money is frozen, I can't pay you right now!
-不要乱动 -我们不要你的钱 - Hold still! - We don't want your money.
-他妈的那你们想要什么 -抱住她 - What the fuck do you want from me? - Hold her!
我们想知道你在你的朋友心中到底有多重要 We're gonna find out just how valuable you are to your friend here.
-5 我能拿到5 拿到10 20 25 30 -耳机在哪里 - 5, can I get 5, got 10, 20, 25, 30! - Where are the headphones?
-嘿 别动 好吗 -我们都很好 - Hey, just keep still, all right. - We're all good back here.
为你自己说话 Speak for yourself.
-我们开始吧 -你在跟我开玩笑？ - Here we go. - Are you fucking kidding me?
-真的吗 -好吧 我们现在很好 - Seriously? - Okay, now we're good.
-他妈的弱智吗 -哟 那是我妈妈 伙计 - Is he fucking retarded? - Yo, that was my momma, dude!
妈的 把你的电话关机 都给我 Motherfucker, turn off y'all phones. Give them to me, all of them.
-把他们的也拿来 -我去拿她的 你去 - And make sure you grab theirs, too. - I'll get hers, there you go.
在哪里呢 Where is it?
-把你的手拿开 -冷静点 - Get your hands off of her! - Calm your tits!
她又不是你的女朋友... Your fucking girlfriend...
不 住手 No! Stop!
-变态 -哦 不 不要 - Pervert. - Oh, no, no!
电话 Phone.
往哪转 Where's the turn?
就在前面 It's just up ahead.
嘿 老兄 能告诉我密码吗 非常感激 Hey, man. Could I get the code, please? I'd really appreciate it.
好的 我写在手上了 Oh, yeah, it's written on my hand.
为什么他妈的要写在你的手上 Why the fuck is it written on your hand?
这是个新密码 好吧 我他妈的记不住 It's a new code, all right, I couldn't fucking remember it.
仔细想想 真是太聪明了你 That's really smart, if you think about it.
他可能不想让我们知道真正的密码... He probably like doesn't even want us to know the real code...
所以 他就像假的一样 太棒了 你知道的 ...so he's just like making up a fake code. That's awesome, you know.
-好吧 妈的 我们动手吧 -哟哟哟 酷 忍者 - All right, motherfucker, let's do this. - Yo, yo, yo! Cool it, ninja.
-什么 -你放哨 - What? - You got watch.
-你在说什么 -你开车 你放哨 - What are you talking about, what? - You drive, you watch.
这是规矩 That's the rules.
老兄 去你的 你又不是我的老板 Dude, go fuck yourself, man. You're not the boss of me. He's not the boss of me.
来吧 行动 行动 Come on, move, move!
好吧 我的呢 All right, where's mine?
你在开玩笑 对吧 一个橡皮枪？ You're kidding, right? A rubber gun?
不 什么 No. What?
如果我在这东西上上了子弹 我会打爆你的头 If I had some bullets in this thing I'd blow your fucking head off.
这很好 硬汉 That's nice, tough guy.
你准备好了吗 You ready for this, cakes?
你知道 很快就会结束一切的 You know, it'll all be over real soon.
然后 And then...
给 ...here.
从此幸福的在一起 Happily ever after.
-保证？ -我保证 - Promise? - I promise.
别担心 我会想出办法的 Don't you worry, I'm gonna figure a way out of this.
她听不见你说话 老兄 She can't hear you, bro.
把枪给我 如果你亲我 我就揍你 Just give me the gun. If you kiss me, I'm gonna hit you, bro.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey!
让我这么说的时候 好吗 When I say so, all right?
-三个频道 -是的 三个频道 - Channel three. - Yeah, yeah, totally, channel three.
嘿 老板 Hey, boss?
这是个很简单的问题 你没有给我枪 Just a real quick question. You didn't give me a gun.
为什么不给我枪 Why don't I get a gun?
-想听真话？ -是的 - Honestly? - Yeah.
因为你他妈的疯了 我不相信你 Because you're fucking nuts and I don't trust you.
真他妈的扯淡 This is fucking bullshit.
好吧 好好谈谈 All right, good talk.
进去 婊子 Get in there, bitch!
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
-关掉它 -关掉它 - Shut it off! - Shut it off!
关掉它 你 你不知道这里有个警报吗 Shut it off! And you, you didn't think there was gonna be a fucking alarm?
没有我的指示 不准乱动 Don't do anything until I tell you to.
-该死的猎人 -趴下 - Fucking nimrod! - Get down!
趴下 马上 Get down, now!
这是什么 What's this?
住手 Stop!
-待在地上别动 -嘿 房子是空的吗 - Stay on the ground! - Hey, is the house empty?
-不是现在 但是 是的 -妈的 别逼我动手 - Not now, but yes, it was. - Motherfucker, don't make me hurt you!
是的 房子是空的 Yes, the house is empty, I live alone. Ask your fucking questions better!
趴下 趴下 Get down, down!
所有人 安静点 Everybody, quiet.
现在 我们知道有一个对你非常重要的人... Now, we know there's somebody very important to you...
戴着罩子 克拉伦斯·杜菲尔德 ...who is under that hood right there, Clarence Duffield.
你们怎么知道我叫什么 How do you know who I am?
让我来问问题 或者打爆她的头 I'll ask the questions or I can shoot her in the head.
不 不 好吧 好吧 No, no, okay, okay!
那好 我们在接下来的几个小时内需要50000美元 Okay, so, what we need is $50,000 in the next hour.
-你能做到吗 -500000？我们说过 - Do you think you could make that happen? - 50? I thought we said...
-妈的 你能不能轻点 -妈的 什么 - Shit, can you not do that so hard? - Motherfucker, what?
操 我的耳朵 Fuck, my ear!
你能带她走吗 Will you take her away?
起来 起来现在 Up! Get up now!
走 Move.
-他妈的这是什么意思 -你不用担心他 - What the fuck is this? - Don't worry about him.
-我是付钱给你的 知道吗 -婊子 我不为你工作 - I'm the one paying you, you know? - Bitch, I don't work for you.
请你做点什么 好吗 Will you do something about this, please?
请你上楼去清理下现金好吗 Would you please go upstairs and just trash stuff?
-等等 为什么让他这么做 -你想要看起来真实点 不是吗 - Wait, why does he have to do that? - You want it to seem authentic, don't you?
-我想 但是... -没有借口 - I guess, but... - There's no buts.
我们要么做得真实 要么就不做 We either do this for real or we don't do it at all.
不 我... No, I...
你有止痛药吗 You got a Vicodan or Oxy, by any chance?
没有 对不起 I don't think so. Sorry.
别担心 No worries.
-什么声音 -匿名的东西 - What's with the voice? - Anonymity thing.
-不错的敷衍 -谢谢 - Nice touch. - Thank you.
那么 钱在哪里 So where's the money?
你会拿到你的钱的 但我得先见到她 You'll get your money. First I need time with her.
真的？ Really?
没错 这是唯一可行的办法 Yeah, that's the only way this is gonna work.
好吧 就这样 Well, okay.
清点好 Make it count.
-好吗 -好的 - Shall we? - Yeah.
走吧 Come on.
-救命 救命 -嘿 是我 克拉伦斯 - Help! Help! - Hey, it's me, it's me, it's me!
-你是谁 -是我 我是克拉伦斯 - Who are you? - It's me, it's Clarence!
你不认识我 我..我是克拉伦斯 You don't know me, I'm... hi, I'm Clarence.
但我和他们不是一伙的 But I'm not one of them.
看到了吗 See?
这是怎么了 What's going on?
情况复杂 That's complicated.
我们在哪 Where are we?
在我家 We're at my house.
你住在这里？ You live here?
是的 Yeah.
他们想从我们这得到什么 What do they want from us?
他们想要的不是你 It's not you they want.
真不是真的... 是真的 That is actually not true... it is true.
这更多的是他们想从我这里得到的 对你来说 It's more of what they want from me, for you.
看起来不是那样的 Doesn't really look that way.
听着 See...
他们把你带到这里 因为我... ...they brought you here because I...
因为我... ...because I...
-因为我... -因为什么 - ...because I... - Because why?
-因为他们知道我... -我们得聊聊 - Because they knew I... - We need to have a chat!
-不 住手 住手 求你了 -等等 停下 停下 不 - No, stop, stop, please! - Wait! Stop, stop, no!
-好吧 你到底在干什么 -你总是让他们想要更多 - All right, what the hell are you doing? - You always gotta leave them wanting more.
什么 What?
你想要半途而废吗 You were about to re-enact the notebook in there.
不 我不是 你也不要这么粗暴 No, I wasn't, and you don't have to be so fucking rough.
你想让她觉得真实吗 Do you want this to feel real for her or not?
这是你的钱 老兄 这是你的行动 我只是来帮你的 It's your money, man. It is your move. I am just here to help you.
-好吧 -你会让我帮你的吧 - Okay. - You gonna let me do my job?
-是的 好吧 -拜托了 谢谢 - Yeah, okay. Yes. - Please? Thank you.
让我们打个拍子放松一下 好吗 Let's just take a beat and just relax, all right?
我们会回到那里 这间房间真不错 And we'll go back out there and we'll get into it. This is a very nice room.
嘿 他在说什么 Hey, what was he saying?
你真想知道 You really wanna know?
真的 Well...
女孩啊 ...girl to girl...
我们可以很清楚地告诉你 你的朋友会付出很大的代价... ...we have on good authority that your friend Clarence will pay big bucks...
为了你的安全 ...for your safety.
为什么他要这样做 我甚至不认识他 Why would he do that? I don't even know him.
因为他爱上了你 Because he's in love with you.
有点浪漫 如果你问我的话 Kind of romantic, if you ask me.
嘿 岗位1发送给岗位2 我要出去转转 Hey, Post One to Post Two, I'm heading out to do my rounds.
你能替我看着南侧门吗 Will you cover the south side gate for me?
哪个门 再说一次 Which gate is that again?
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南侧门 你那是岗位2吗 South side. This Post Two?
嘿 兄弟 我能用一个比2号更好的名字吗 那是个婊子的名字 Hey, bro, can I get a better name than Post Two? That's a total bitch name.
谁叫这个 Who is this?
你能不打飞机吗 Will you quit touching shit?
嘿 不是所有人的男朋友都做这么繁重的工作 Hey, not all of us have our boyfriends doing the heavy lifting.
操 Fuck you!
操Fuck you!
她不见了 She's gone!
-该死 -该死 - Shit! - Shit!
-他妈的跑哪去了 -我他妈的哪知道 - Where the fuck did she go? - I don't fucking know!
他妈的开什么玩笑 Fucking kidding me!
尼基 有人跑了 盯紧点 她可能向你那儿跑去 Nicki, we got a runner. Eyes open, she might be headed your way.
她在电梯里 She's in the elevator.
-没事的 是我 是我 -感谢上帝 - It's okay, it's me, it's me! - Thank God.
跟我来 跟我来 来吧 快点 我们走 Follow me, follow me! Come on, come on, hurry up! Let's go!
你认为你要去哪里 Where do you think you're going?
-这边 -不 这边 - This way! - No, this way!
-妈的 操他妈的 -该死 - Shit, fuck, fuck! - Shit.
西班牙著名画家毕加索曾经说过… Famous Spanish painter Pablo Picasso once said...
我不相信意外 历史上只有偶然 "I don't believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history...
没有意外 "...there are no accidents."
该死 Oh, shit.
没事吧 老兄 You okay, bro?
-天哪 -那是什么 - God! - What the fuck was that?
-过来 老兄 -他妈的发生什么事了 - Get your ass in here, dude! - What the fuck happened here?
嘿 站住 Hey, wait!
-放他走 -嘿 别做傻事 - Let her go. - Hey! Don't do anything stupid.
开枪吧 宝贝 Do it, baby. Pull the trigger. I want you to.
-如果你想要你的钱的话 你就放她走 -发生什么了 - You want your money, you let her go. - What's wrong?
-我马上回来 -哦 不 不 - I'll be right back. - Oh, no, no...
不要乱动 Don't move!
这是怎么了 What's going on?
宝贝 宝贝 Baby, baby.
宝贝 没事的 没事的 Baby, it's okay, it's okay.
放松点 没事的 所有事都OK 只是有点... Relax, it's okay. Everything's okay, it's just a little...
他死了 他死了 He's dead, he's dead!
我知道 我知道他死了 我也非常难过 I know... I know he's dead and I'm really sad about it, too.
-我非常的难过 -到底发生了什么 - I'm super sad. - What the hell happened?
一场意外 Freak accident.
-这... -宝贝 宝贝 我... - This... - Babe, babe, I...
我想回家 我不能这样做了 I wanna go home, I can't do this anymore.
对不起 我不能这样做了 I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
不 听着 你能做的 我们可以一起做 No, listen, you can do this. We can do this together.
因为记住今晚 会改变一切的... Because remember tonight, it changes everything...
如果我们能读过今晚 那么明天到来... ...and if we can make it through tonight, then come tomorrow...
我们可以拥有我们想要的一切 记住 幸福生活马上来临 ...we can have everything that we ever wanted. Remember, happily ever after?
我们不能因一场小意外而放弃 对吗 We can't let one little accident change that, right? Yeah!
不 你能做到的 把它戴上 No, you can do it. Put that on.
我来帮你拿着枪 你先把面具戴好 Let me hold that for just a second while you put on your...
好了 Yeah.
好了 就这样吧 All right, there you go. There you go.
你选的这个面具真不错 This mask was a really good choice.
你看起来很棒 真的 来吧 真是个好女孩 You look great, really. Come on, atta girl!
-谢谢 -努力争取吧 好女孩 - Thank you. - Go for it! Atta girl!
-过来！ -克拉伦斯 - Come on! - Clarence! What the...
-我会处理好一切的 我保证 -快走 - I'll take care of everything. I promise. - Move! Faster!
这他妈的是什么 这是交易的一部分？ What the fuck is this? Was this part of the deal?
我怎么知道会发生这样的事 How was I supposed to know this was gonna happen?
我该怎么办 What am I supposed to do with this?
真是搞笑 我之前可是清楚地听到你说没有人会受伤的 That's funny, because I distinctly remember you saying that no one would get hurt.
你在暗示这是我的错吗 Are you suggesting that this is my fault?
好吧 不是的 不是的 我能解决这个问题 Okay, no, no, I can fix this. I can fix this.
是的 你想要解决这个问题 你怎么解决这个问题呢 Yeah, you're gonna fix this. How are you gonna fix this?
我会给你更多的钱 I'll pay you more money.
猜测会改变分裂 Guess that changes the splits.
到我办公室来 Step into my office.
-告诉我 -我会给你30000美元 - Talk to me. - I'll pay you $30,000.
你是说这个死去的兄弟的生命只值5000美元？ You're suggesting that this dead young man's life is only worth a $5,000 premium?
不 不是的 我认为... No, no, I think that...
嘿 嘿 你 对 别戳他 Hey, hey, you, yeah, don't poke him.
-什么 -他死了 - What? - He's dead.
好吧 我会给你50000美元 Okay, fine, fine, I'll pay you $50,000.
-很好 我要现在转账 -没有转账转账 所有的都是现金 - All right, I want it transferred now. - No transfers, it's all going to be in cash.
-给我看看在哪里 -当我想让你看到的时候 你会看到的 - Show it to me, where is it? - You'll see it when I want you to see it.
克拉伦斯 别给我耍小聪明 Clarence, do not get smart with me.
我没心情 这还有个死家伙 我们需要处理... I am not in the mood. There's a dead guy we gotta deal with here...
嘿 你想要钱 我想要我的女孩 Hey, you want your money, I want my girl.
所以 如果你想看到那些钱的话就不要动我们一根头发 So, you don't harm a hair on her head or mine if you want to see that money.
这是你的主意 记住 This was your idea, remember that.
好吧 就这样 Yeah, all right, fine.
-75000美元 -什么 - $75,000 it is. - What?
我们... We just...
不好意思 游戏发生了一点改变 你没注意到吗 Excuse me, but the game has changed a little bit, don't you think?
我现在正在处理损害赔偿 伙计 We're dealing with damages now, man.
这个死去的家伙 他有9个孩子 This dead guy here, he had nine kids.
他生了3次3胞胎 他甚至都不知道避孕套是什么东西 He had triplets three times over. He didn't even know what a condom was...
事实上 他有很多义务 ...and the fact of the matter is, he's got a lot of obligations...
现在这些义务变成了我的义务 ...and now those obligations are my obligations.
我还要把那该死的尸体处理掉 It's gonna be on me and... it's where I'm going after I get rid of his fucking corpse.
说到这 你能停止吸毒一分钟吗 Speaking of which, can you stop doing drugs for a minute...
请你照顾一下这个好吗 ...please, and just take care of this?
太他妈的不专业了 Un-fucking-professional.
谢谢 Thank you.
你会回来找他吗 Are you coming back for him?
我去找帮手 混蛋 I'm going to get help, asshole!
嘿 你能呼叫KJ... Hey, will you call KJ...
我是说赛琳娜 到这儿来帮帮我可以吗 ...I mean Selina and get down here and help me?
我马上叫 I will in a second.
别告诉我你还没有对她做那种事 Please tell me you're not done with that.
我以前从来没有用胶带粘过任何人 I've never fucking duct taped anyone before!
走开 Go!
嘿 我真的很抱歉你的朋友 Hey, I'm really sorry about your friend.
他不是我的朋友 He wasn't my friend.
好吧 不管他是谁 我都能看出他真的影响到了你 Well, whoever he is, I can tell it's really affecting you.
好了 并没有 请不要和我说话 Well, it's not. Please don't talk to me.
那又是什么呢 听着 我可以告诉你你是一个好人 Then what is? Listen, I can tell you're a really good person...
你只是让你自己陷入了困境 ...you just got yourself in a really tough situation.
你对我一无所知 You don't know anything about me.
你说得对 我不了解你 You're right, I don't.
我叫亚历克丝 My name's Alex.
我能知道你的名字吗 Am I allowed to know your name?
赛琳娜 你能来帮我吗 Selina, can you come help me with this, please?
赛琳娜 Selina!
赛琳娜？ Selina?
-她逃跑了 -什么 她在哪里 - She got away! - What? Where is she?
-我不知道 闭嘴 -你怎么能让她再次逃跑 - I don't know, shut up! - How could you let this happen again?
帮我找到她 Help me find her!
操 哦 快点 Fuck. Oh, come on.
该死 Shit!
你在哪里 小婊子 Where are you, you little bitch!
没发现 All clear!
噢 天哪 Oh, God.
我抓住你了 Gotcha!
该死 Shit!
你他妈的在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
-什么 -你为什么不回答 - What? - Why aren't you answering?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
检查 检查 狗娘养的 你搞错频道了 KJ Check, check! Son of a bitch, you were on the wrong channel, KJ!
好吧 你... All right. What are you...
-好吧 这很有道理 -什么道理 - Okay, that makes perfect sense. - What makes sense?
这有个家伙叫我岗位2... There was this guy and he called me Post Two...
我说 听着 婊子 我不是岗位2 好吗 ...and I was like, listen, bitch, I'm not Post Two, okay?
我的天 Oh, my God!
嘿 艾玛 你会想出来的 Hey, Emma? Yeah, you're gonna want to get out here.
出什么事了 What's wrong?
我们有一个朋友 “一个朋友” 我是指潜在的敌人 We have a friend. And by, "a friend," I mean a potential enemy.
你一定是在开玩笑吧 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
现在不是时候 Not now.
这是第219单元 459A编码6 Dispatch, this is unit 219, code 6 on a 459A...
585新月的地方 待命 ...at 585 Crescent Place, standby.
嗨 这里 Hi, there.
嗨 你好 警官 这有什么问题吗 Hi, there, hi. What seems to be the issue, officer?
我们收到了保安公司的报警电话 We got a call from the security company about an alarm here.
他们呼叫请求回应 却没得到回应 They called for a response, but didn't hear back
是这样吗 Is that so?
对 就是这样 Yes, that's so.
狗屎卡尔 狗屎卡尔 Shit on Carl, shit on Carl.
帕特里克没拿到持枪证 Patrick ain't got tickets to the gun show.
操啊 Fuck, yeah!
别当心 亲爱的 他不会介意的 Don't worry, little darlin', he won't mind.
让我看看拿东西 Let me see that thing.
-你真他妈的恶心 -看 我们是双胞胎了 - You're so fucking sick. - Look, now we're twins.
你能告诉我这么晚了你们再这里干什么吗 Do you want to tell me what it is you're all doing out here at this time of night?
只是帮我们的朋友搬家 你知道吗 Just helping our buddy do some moving, you know?
是这样吗 克拉伦斯 Right, Clarence?
是的 Yep.
-这辆货车是谁的 -我的 - Who owns the van? - I do.
-你住在这里？ -是的 长官 - And you live here? - Actually, I do, sir.
好的 Okay.
介意我看看车里装了什么吗 Do you mind if I take a look and see what's inside the van?
不 一点都不介意 No, don't mind at all.
什么 What...
我需要你去找克拉伦斯 拜托 我需要你去找克拉伦斯 I need you to go get Clarence, please. I want you to go get Clarence.
克拉伦斯现在很忙 我能给你留言给他吗 Clarence is busy at the moment. Can I take a message?
请你去找克拉伦斯 Please go get Clarence.
你不需要克拉伦斯 你的卡尔就在这里 You don't need Clarence, you got Carl right here.
卡尔 你的名字吗 Carl? Is that your name?
-我是说 纳尔 -不 不 你说的是卡尔 - I meant, Narl. - No, no, you said, Carl.
-你的名字叫卡尔 -不 - Is Carl your name? - No!
-是的 就是卡尔 -不是 - Yeah. Carl! - No!
-卡尔 -不是 - Carl! - No!
别说了 你找死 Don't say that! Don't you dare!
-别动 这不值得 -帕特里克 你疯了吗 - Don't do it, don't move! It's not worth it. - Patrick, are you crazy?
-要么是他 要么是我们 待宰羔羊 -不 - It's either him or us, baby cakes. - No!
别这样子 帕特里克 It doesn't have to go down like this, Patrick.
你知道 你花了30分钟才到达这里 You know, it took you like 30 minutes to get here, man!
你的反应时间糟糕透了 Your response time sucks.
-嘿 放开她 -退后 小子 - Hey! Get off her! - Stay back, lover boy!
第30届美国总统卡尔文库利奇曾经说过... 30th president of the United States Calvin Coolidge once said...
英雄不仅在于人 而且在于场合 "Heroism is not only in the man, but in the occasion."
-操 -你做了什么 - Fuck! - What did you do?
太棒了 That was awesome!
你他妈的开枪打我 You fucking shot me.
你他妈的... Fuck you, you little fucking...
去关掉这该死的灯 KJ Turn off the fucking lights, KJ!
关掉这该死的灯 然后把这个家伙放到车上去 Turn off the fucking lights and put the body in the van!
操 操 Fuck! Fuck!
放开我 孩子 Get off me, son.
哦 天哪 我很抱歉 对不起 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
你救了我 You saved my life.
什么 是的 What? Yeah.
我想是的 I guess I did.
克拉伦斯 小心 Clarence, look out!
所有的事情都变成了狗屎 This whole thing has gone to shit!
住手 住手 你这个胆小鬼 Stop it, stop it, you fucking coward!
马上就轮到你 把屁股抬起来 You're next. Get your ass up!
走 Walk!
艾玛 Emma!
我需要你 I need you!
对 Yes.
这他妈的太棒了 This is fucking awesome.
下楼梯 Get down the stairs.
-你他妈的怎么了 -好的 好的 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Okay, okay!
我向上帝发誓 伙计 I swear to God, man.
快点 Go on!
真枪不是计划的一部分 他想杀了她 Real guns were not part of the plan! He was trying to fucking kill her!
-为什么 到底是为什么 -交易结束 克拉伦斯 - What the hell... what's going on here? - The deal is done, Clarence...
-游戏改变了 -不 这不是我们商量好的 - ...the game has changed! - No, wait, this is not what we agreed to!
操 你刚刚射杀了一个该死的警察 Fuck you, man! Did you just shoot a fucking cop?
如果你们不带枪 就不会杀死那个警察 If you hadn't of brought a gun you wouldn't have just killed a fucking cop!
如果我们没带枪 我们现在就要进监狱了 If I hadn't brought the fucking gun then we would all be in jail right now.
所以 在我打掉你的牙齿之前 闭上你的嘴... So, shut your fucking mouth, before I blow your nuts off...
你甚至不要用它们嚼东西 ...and you won't even have a chance to use them with your little crush!
你救了那个女孩 你打败了坏人 你甚至为她取了一颗该死的子弹 You saved the girl, you beat the bad guys. You even took a fucking bullet for her!
所以 恭喜你 你这个该死的英雄 克拉伦斯 So, congratulations, you're a goddamn hero, Clarence!
子弹 我没有子弹 哦 天哪 Bullet, I didn't take a bullet. Oh, God!
总是成为房间里最聪明的人 记得吗 Always be the smartest guy in the room, remember?
你这是怎么了 What is wrong with you?
现在是10万美元 没得商量的余地了 It's $100,000 now and it's non-fucking-negotiable!
我们有15到20分钟的时间 直到他们来找那个警察 We have about 15, 20 minutes tops until they come looking for that cop.
你清理血迹 把尸体抬出去 好吗 You clean up the blood and pull in the bodies, okay?
等等 当你说“我们” 你是指我和KJ 对吗 Wait, when you say, "we", you mean just me and KJ, right?
是的 我要你把它清理干净 我去拿钱 Yes, I want you to clean it up. I'm gonna go get the money.
为什么不 为什么我不能去拿钱 Why don't... why can't I go get the money?
你可以拿到卡尔的所有份额 请按我说的做 You can have all of Carl's share just please do what I say!
是的 让黑人去把所有东西清理干净 That's right, have the black guy go clean everything up.
我很乐意 I'm down with that.
是啊 那些有裂纹的人总是叫我把垃圾清理干净 Yeah, cracker-ass cracker is always telling me to clean shit up.
客房部 我来收拾残局 Housekeeping, I'm here to clean up the mess.
哦 天哪 这太恶心了 Oh, my God, this is disgusting.
你把房间弄得一团糟 You've made such a disgusting mess of this room.
不 说真的 你真的是欺负我的老乡 No, seriously, you really did a number on my homies.
好吧 我的意思是 那个家伙的老乡 我甚至不认识这个家伙 Well, I mean, that guy's my homie, I don't even know this guy.
你知道交朋友有多难吗 You know how hard it is to make friends?
天... Dap it...
英镑 ...pound it...
我的忍具 ...my ninja.
你待在这里 好吗 你也是 You stay there, okay? You, too.
好重 Heavy.
-哦 亲爱的 跟我谈谈 -我不能 我不能再这样做了 - Oh, honey bunny, talk to me. - I can't... I can't do it anymore.
一切都在变得糟糕 一直有人死去 Everything is going wrong, people are dying.
这不是计划的一部分 This wasn't a part of the plan.
这种事情也是无法预料的 亲爱的 You can't plan for this sort of thing, honey.
我的意思是 没人知道会发生什么 I mean, nobody knows what's going to happen really...
-这就是为什么他们叫做意外 -但你刚刚杀了那个家伙 - ...that's why they're called accidents. - But you just shot that guy.
他想要的 他自找的 这就是他的荣誉勋章 He wanted it, he was asking for it. It's like a badge of honor for him.
但是警察会来的 会控告我们的 But the police are gonna come and they're gonna accuse us...
-他们会控告我们谋杀的 -不 不 不不不 - They're gonna accuse us of murder. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
亲爱的 亲爱的 看着我 看着我 不 Honey, honey, look at me, look at me. No.
不 No.
我会把那些也清理干净的 I'm gonna clean that up, too.
没什么可担心的 警察来的时候我们早已经不在了 There's nothing to worry about, we're gonna be long gone by the time the cops get here.
-他们甚至不知道我们到过这里 -我要去货车 - They won't even know that we were here. - I'm just gonna go to the van.
不 不 我需要你留在这里看着亚历克丝 然后我才能去找钱 No, no, I need you here watching Alex so that I can go and find the money.
为什么你那样子喊她的名字 Why did you say her name like that?
-你什么意思 -你刚才说亚历克丝是那么的脱口而出 - What do you mean? - You just said "Alex" so casually...
-这很奇怪 -是的 我的意思是 那是她的名字 - ...it's weird. - Well, yeah, I mean, that's her name.
人们互相称呼对方的名字 不是吗 People call each other by their fucking names, right? What the fuck?
这是一个名字 你应该打电话给某人 对吧 It's a name, that's what you're supposed to call somebody by, right?
是的 那 你不叫某人的名字 你该怎么称呼他 Is that... that? What do you call somebody by if you don't call somebody by their name?
好吧 对不起 Okay, I'm sorry.
我真的吓坏了 I'm just really freaking out.
我知道 甜心 我知道 I know, sweetheart, I know.
我会在这保护你的 好吗 I'm here to protect you. Okay?
好的 Okay.
你知道吗 我以前从未和一个女人在一起过 You know... I've never been with a woman before.
我要等一会儿 但是你知道 我是个无可救药的情痴 I was gonna wait until later, but you know me, I'm just a hopeless romantic...
我想这可能会帮助你更清楚的看到终点线 ...and I think it might help you see the finish line a little more clearly.
-哦 天哪 -是的 是的 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. Yeah.
是的 它是...是的 Yeah, it's... yep.
你知道 我可以调整一下它的大小 让它能够和你更加的搭配 You know, we can make some adjustments to it, so it fits better.
这是定制的 世界上只有一个 It's custom made. There's only one like it in the whole wide world.
-我喜欢 -你喜欢 对吧 很好 - I love it! Yeah? - You love it? Yeah? Oh, good.
恭喜你啊 Just congratulations.
你开心吗 Are you happy?
好 我们必须拿到钱 才换还清那枚戒子 Good. We gotta get that money so I can afford to pay off that ring.
你还不去照顾她 我这就去找钱 Why don't you go take care of her and I'll go find that cash?
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 I know.
这真他妈的忍者 This is so fucking ninja.
10-18 能给我报告下新月地方的检查状况吗 10-18, can I get a status check on Crescent Place?
编号6 待命 Code 6, standby.
10-4 10-4.
怎么样了 我们说到哪儿了 How's it going? Where were we?
钱 The money.
我不 我不相信你竟然开枪打了我 I can't... I can't believe you shot me.
是的 如果你再不告诉我这钱他妈的在哪里 我会再次射击你 Yeah, and I'll shoot you again if you don't tell me where the fucking money is, man.
快点 克拉伦斯 配合我 Come on, Clarence. Work with me.
在游泳池里 It's in the pool.
-你说在游泳池里什么意思 -就是在游泳池里 - What do you mean it's in the pool? - It's in the pool.
像...就像它漂浮在水池里一样？ Like... like it's floating in the pool?
什么像湿钞票 我要去把它们捞上来吗 What is it like wet bills? Am I going to have to fish it out?
说吧 克拉伦斯 你要把我惹毛吗 Come on, Clarence, you gonna piss me off here?
在一个容器里 It's in a case.
盒子一样 Like a box?
像一个箱子 像他妈的... Like a case... like a fuck...
密封吗 防水吗 Sealed? Water tight?
像一个该死的传送箱 Like a Pulp Fiction transporter fucking case.
克拉伦斯 你这个疯杂种 Clarence, you crazy bastard!
好吧 我们去泡一泡吧 All right, well, let's go for a dip!
-啊 爽 啊 -他妈的那是什么 - Yeah, fuck, yeah. - What the fuck is that?
是这样的 我在警车上发现的 很酷 对吧 Oh, yeah, I found it in the cop car. It's really cool, right?
这就像……我觉得它就像超级强大的狗屎一样 It's like... I think it's like super like powerful and shit.
-好了 把它给我 -不 该死的 伙计 - Okay, give it to me. - No! No fucking way, man!
把这该死的枪给我 Give me the fucking gun!
嘿 你整晚都没给我枪 好吗 Hey, you haven't given me a gun all night, okay?
然后我自己出去找最大的 最坏的... Then I go out on my own accord and find the biggest, the baddest...
最厉害的枪 然后想夺走我的枪？ ...the most dope gun and then you try to take it away from me?
不 不 老兄 去你的 Like, no, man, fuck you!
好吧 挂上面吧 反正你会用它来自杀的 行动吧 Fine, hang onto it, you're gonna kill yourself with it anyway. Let's get to work.
你这个混蛋 如果我又发现了另一把枪 我甚至都不会和你说了 You're a dick, and I found another gun, too and I'm not even telling you about that.
嗨 Hi.
我很抱歉你中枪了 I'm really sorry you got shot...
但你能告诉我清洁剂在哪里吗 很有用的 ...but would you telling me where the cleaning products are? It'd be super helpful.
我很抱歉不得不这样下去 克拉伦斯 I'm sorry it had to go down like this, Clarence.
你知道 但你要这样想 你将会有一个很好的故事去讲述... You know, but think about it this way. You'll have a good story to tell...
你有一个伤疤 小姐们很欣赏这类东西 伙计 ...you're gonna have a hell of a scar. Chicks dig that sort of thing, man.
就我个人而言 有点嫉妒 I'm a little jealous, personally.
你这个婊子养的 You sneaky son of a bitch.
-永远也猜不到 -好吧 我只是充满了惊喜 - Never would have guessed. - Well, I'm just full of surprises.
嘿 我的音乐没有打扰到你们 对吧 Hey, my music isn't bothering you guys, right?
准备好了 准备好了 哦 是的 舞蹈恐惧 Ready for it, ready for it. Oh, yeah, dance funk.
-整个晚上都在那里？ -是的 - That's been in there the whole night? - Yeah.
也就是说那里只有25000美元 That means there's only $25,000 in there.
好吧 你最好进去把它拿出来 Well, you better go in and fucking get it.
我看起来想去游泳吗 Does it look like I'm in the mood for a fucking swim?
我像是在放屁吗 Does it look like I give a shit?
你听说过“在桶里捕鱼”吗 You ever hear the expression, "shooting fish in a barrel?"
哟 为什么这个地方是空的 Yo, why is this place empty!
该死的 你是一个漂亮的混蛋 Damn, you're one good-looking motherfucker.
恭喜你啊 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
虽然我不能完全的看到它 但看起来真的很漂亮 I can't really see it, but it looks really beautiful.
你一定非常高兴 You must be super happy.
是的 我很高兴 Yeah, I am.
我很想看看 我的意思是 如果你愿意的话 I'd love to see it. I mean, if you're okay with that.
我知道我们彼此不太了解... I know we don't really know each other and everything...
但是哪个女孩不想炫耀她的结婚戒子呢 对吧 ...but what girl doesn't wanna show off her engagement ring? Right?
你说得对 You're right.
严格来说 你是第一个知道的人 Technically, you are the first person to know.
-是你最好的朋友 对吧 -是我订婚的时候 - It's supposed to be your best friend, right? - Well, it was when I got engaged.
你结婚了？ You were married?
严格来说是的 Technically I still am.
发生什么了 What happened?
我能看看了吗 Can I see it?
你问我发生了 那就是我嫁给你那个给你结婚戒子的人 What happened was, I married the asshole that gave you my wedding ring.
你认为我整晚都在吗 Think I got all night?
来吧 把它给我 Come on, give it to me.
-你打中了我的胳膊 -把它给我 - You shot my arm. - Give it to me!
天哪 Jesus!
你知道吗 这件夹克500美元 伙计 我还在为它付款 You know, this is a $500 jacket, man! I'm still making payments on it.
把它给我 来吧 来吧 Give it to me. Come on, come on.
-你他妈的怎么了 -他跑到房子前面去了 - What the fuck happened to you? - He ran around to the front of the house.
去阻止他 Go cut him off.
好吧 不管怎样 这个家伙...他不是克拉伦斯·杜菲尔德 ..Okay, cool. Anyways, this guy... he's not Clarence Duffield, just saying.
看我找到了什么 Look what I found.
我出去了 I'm out.
你在跟我开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding me.
嗨 帕特里克 Hi, Patrick!
嗨 亚历克丝 Hi-ya, Alex!
这里发生了什么 What happened here?
你知道吗 亚历克丝指出了婚戒的有趣之处 You know, Alex pointed out something really interesting about the wedding ring.
现在 为什么要让这样的小事困扰我们呢 Now, why would we want to let a little thing like that bother us?
你这个混蛋 You're an asshole.
是的 但你知道 难道你不是吗 Yeah, but you knew that, didn't you?
你用你前妻的戒子向我求婚 You proposed to me with your ex-wife's wedding ring!
-严格来说 我们还没离婚 -严格来说 - Technically, we're still married. - Technically.
我们今晚绑架了她 你知道吗 And we did kidnap her tonight so, you know, what do you expect?
-哟 捡起来 伙计 -对不起 我用下这个 - Yo, pick up, dude. - Excuse me. Gotta take this.
-对不起 再说一次 -哟 我们的车轮坏了 - Sorry, go again. - Yo, we ain't got no wheels.
如果不是一件事 那就是另一件事 对吧 If it ain't one thing it's another, right?
听着 姑娘们 我很想一直这样转... Listen, girls, I would love to just keep going around and around like this...
-直到把它弄清楚 -不 不 现在一切都结束了 - ...really hash it out. - No. No, this ends now!
我们要如何把这一切处理好... We are going to figure out how to make this all fucking work...
然后分道扬镳 ...and then we are gonna go our separate ways.
那么 我们结束了？ So, we're through?
是的 我们结束了 Yeah, we're through.
好吧 但你没有这个了 All right, but you ain't getting none of this score.
我要把戒子拿回来 And I'm gonna need that ring back.
去你的 帕特里克 Screw you, Patrick.
我没有时间了 I'm running a little bit low on time.
嘿 克拉伦斯 Hey, Clarence!
你在哪里 白男孩 Where you at, white boy?
我会抓住你的 I'm gonna get you.
出来吧 Come on.
你不知道忍者在夜间看得见吗 Don't you know ninjas can see in the dark?
你差点被抓住了 婊子 You almost got got, bitch!
亚历克丝 出来 Alex, come on!
你他妈的用枪砸我 臭婊子 You threw a fucking gun at me, you bitch!
操他妈的 Motherfucker!
克拉伦斯 Clarence!
哟 别做个小贱人 Yo, quit being a little bitch!
警察随时回来 The police will be here any minute.
如果你够聪明 你会在你还能离开的时候脱身 If you're smart, you'll get out while you still can.
不可能 Never!
马克 Marco?
哟 我会杀了你 大块头 Yo, I'm gonna kill you, big man!
克拉伦斯 Clarence!
我以为你死了 I thought you were dead.
我还以为真的再也见不到你了 I really didn't think I was ever gonna see you again.
别担心 我是非常坚定的 Don't worry, I'm incredibly determined.
怎么了 What happened?
帕特里克射击了我 Patrick shot me!
你还好吧 Are you okay?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们走 我们不能呆在这里 我们走 Let's go, we can't stay here, let's go!
我在操你妈现在 I got you mother-truckers now.
克拉伦斯 你先在杀了我 Clarence? You're literally killing me right now.
政治活动家埃玛·戈尔德曼曾经说过... Political activist Emma Goldman once said...
社会上最暴力的因素是无知 "The most violent element in society is ignorance."
该死 Shit!
我没想到你还在这里 I didn't think you'd still be here!
是的 我们还有未完成的交易 Yeah, well I had some unfinished business!
你在浪费时间 帕特里克 警察已经在路上了 You're wasting time, Patrick, cops are on their way!
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know!
说 你不是一个富家子弟 对吧 Say, you're not just some rich kid with a crush, are ya?
不 Nope.
你从一开始就在耍我 You were playing me from the beginning.
是的 Yep.
说 你一开始给我的钱从哪弄的 Say, where'd you get the money that you gave me to begin with?
我奶奶离世前给我的一点钱 My grandmother actually gave me a little money when she died.
你不是达菲尔德 对吧 You're not a Duffield, are you?
不是 Nope.
这就对了 车库里的车是哪来的 Yeah, piece of shit car in the garage gave you away.
-那辆酷炫的车 -那是租的 - What happened to the nice one? - It was a rental.
那这房子呢 And the house?
Craigslist，度假租赁部 Craigslist, vacation rental section.
2000美元几个晚上 Couple grand for a few nights.
真是个不错的主意 Not a bad deal.
不过 你的押金没了 Not gonna get your deposit back, though.
该死 Shit.
听起来你们都是讨价还价的筹码 Sounds like you're all out of bargaining chips.
嘿 亚历克丝 你想听个秘密吗 Hey, Alex, you wanna hear a secret?
看起来我们在这里遇到了墨西哥人的僵局 Looks like we got ourselves a little Mexican standoff here.
去掉墨西哥 Minus the Mexican.
难道没有人告诉你不要拿刀去和别人枪战吗 克拉伦斯 Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring a knife to a gunfight, Clarence?
说 宝贝 如果我告诉你克拉伦斯... Say, baby cakes, what if I told you that Clarence here...
整个晚上都是他的计划 你会怎样 ...had this whole night planned out from the get go?
就是他的计划 这是真的 He did. It's true.
他雇佣了我... He hired me...
绑架你 ...to kidnap you.
因此他能够像个英雄一样救你 So that he could save your life and look like the hero.
我 Me!
你敢相信吗 我的意思是 概率是多少 Can you believe it? I mean, what are the odds, right?
这就是我的想法 That's what I thought.
但事实证明 克拉伦斯... But it turns out that Clarence...
一直都知道我是谁 ...knew who I was the entire time.
我搞不懂他为什么要和我做爱 What I can't figure out is why he would want to fuck with me!
但我认为现在是你告诉我们的好时机 克拉伦斯... But I think now's a pretty good time for you to tell us, Clarence...
我们洗耳恭听 ...I think we're all ears.
恩 和你说的完全一样 她需要一个英雄 Well, it's exactly like you said. She needed a hero.
我去那个酒吧好几年了 I've been going to that bar for years.
当你们两个幸福的结婚时 我就在那儿 我看着你们感情变得糟糕 I was there when you two were happily married and I watched it go sour.
你是一个很差劲的家伙 帕克里克 You're a pretty shitty guy, Patrick.
我知道你不会放过这个赚钱的机会 杀死你的妻子... I knew you wouldn't pass up an opportunity to make a little money off killing your wife...
然后拿到她祖母的钱 ...and getting her grandmother's money.
这就是你为什么不签离婚协议的原因 对吧 That is why you won't sign the divorce papers, right?
遗产 只要你们没离婚 你就能控制一半的遗产 The inheritance? As long as you're married, you still control half of it...just as soon as you can find a way to get a hold of it.
看 我注意细节 See, I pay attention to the details.
我就是这样知道亚历克丝是个多么了不起的女孩 That's how I know what an amazing woman Alex really is...
即使你对她的伤害再大 她也不会给任何人看到 ...even if she was too hurt from you to show it to anyone.
当我告诉你我想成为她的英雄时 我是认真的 When I told you I wanted to be her hero, I meant it.
因此 你才是我们之间真正的混蛋 So, it turns out you were our real villain all along.
真是难以想象的烂漫 伙计 That is incredibly beautiful, man.
我是说 这是 这是诗意的 I mean, that was... it's poetic.
真的很感动我的每一个小心弦 Really tugged at every single one of my little heart strings.
这个失败者付钱让我绑架你 This broke loser paid me to kidnap you...
把你置身于危险之中 开枪 ...put your life at risk, got you shot!
亚历克丝 这听起来像他妈的白马王子吗 Does that sound like prince fucking charming to you, Alex?
你觉得这像是英雄吗 Does that seem like a hero to you?
我有个消息要告诉你 宝贝 I got news for you, baby.
我也有个消息告诉你 I got news for you, too.
我不认为这次英雄会赢 I don't think the hero's gonna win this time.
操 Fuck!
他妈的 该死 Fuck! Shit! That hurt!
是的 Yeah, it does.
今晚很有趣 It's getting very interesting tonight.
我想你是时候看看那个箱子了 I think it's time you take a look inside that case.
密码组合是 1 4 3 The combination is 1-4-3.
总是成为房间里最聪明的人 帕特里克 Always be the smartest man in the room, Patrick.
这是你的选择 如果你在这些文件上签字 你就可以走出这里 The choice is yours. If you sign those papers, you can walk out of here...
继续你那可悲的生活 或者... ...free to go on with your pathetic excuse of a life. Or...
如果你不这么做 亚历克丝可以决定该怎么处置你 ...Alex can decide what to do with you if you don't.
我甚至不知道要说什么 I don't even know what to say.
你不需要说任何东西 You don't have to say anything.
我做了我来这里做的事 I did what I came here to do.
我想帮你 I wanted to help.
为什么 Why?
你甚至不认识我 You don't even know me.
因为我爱你 亚历克丝 Because I love you, Alex.
我对你一见钟情 I have from the first moment I saw you.
真见鬼 多年来我每晚去你的酒吧 连酒都不喝 Heck, I've been coming to your bar every night for years, I don't even drink.
我想了解你 I wanted to know you.
我真的想了解你 I really wanted to know you.
我看到他对你做了些什么 我很讨厌这些行为 I saw what he was doing to you and I hated it.
对我来说 当然更多的是为你 For me, sure, but more for you.
你应该得到更好的 You deserve so much better.
我看到了 你不会给任何人一天的时间 因为你太忙了 I saw it, you wouldn't give anyone the time of day because you were too busy...
保护自己不再受任何伤害 ...guarding yourself from ever being hurt like that again.
当你在痛苦中自我保护时 也在拒绝被爱 When you guard yourself from pain you're also preventing yourself from ever being loved.
所以 你差点杀了我 让我知道我还活着？ So you almost killed me to show me that I'm alive?
是的 就像这样 Yeah, something like that.
那么现在会发生什么呢 BSo what happens now?
在我看来 我们有两种选择 The way I see it, I think we only have two options.
选择一 你杀了我 Option one, you shoot me.
这是我应得的 我把你的生命置于危难之中 I deserve it. I put your life in danger.
我把你喂给了你狮子一样的丈夫或者说前夫 I fed you to the lion that was your husband or ex-husband now.
这似乎是对的 我把你置身于危难之中 That seems only right that since I put your life in danger...
我允许你对我做同样的事 ...you have my permission to let you do the same.
或者选择二 你让警察逮捕我 然后把房子给炸了 Or option two. You let the police arrest me and storm the house.
我会平静的招认所有的指控 I'll go quietly and plead guilty to any charge they give me.
我只需要你向我保证 Only you need to promise me something.
我需要你向我保证从今以后 I need you to promise me that from now on...
你要抬起头来生活 ...you're gonna live your life with your head up...
并且知道你每天都应该得到快乐 ...and know that you deserve happiness every single day.
因为外面有个很坏的男孩 Because somewhere out there, there's this really messed up boy...
爱着这个美丽的 不知道自己错过了什么的美丽心碎女孩 ...who loves this beautiful, beautiful broken girl... who doesn't know what she's missing out on.
但这两种选择对你都不利 But both of those options don't really seem that positive for you.
我认为此刻我不应该得到任何有利的东西 I don't think I really deserve anything positive at the moment.
现在看来 你是在扼杀你生命中潜在的幸福 Now it seems like you're the one that's shutting out the potential happiness in your life.
有选择三吗 What would option three be?
选择三 Option three?
对 Yeah.
必须有选择三 There's gotta be option three.
好吧 如果有选择三的话 它必须是... Well, if there's an option three, I guess it'd have to be...