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抱歉，我以为你出门了 Sorry. I thought you were gone.
荣恩，这是我的浴室 Ron, this is my bathroom.
如果你想住家里 If you're gonna stay here,
你就得用楼下那间浴室 you're gonna have to use the bathroom downstairs.
爸在里面 Dad's in that one.
那你只好等了 Well, then, you're going to have to wait.
等多久？ How long?
把门关上 Close the door.
该死 Shit.
真好 Yeah.
- 你在干嘛？ - 我的老天爷 - What the hell are you doing? - God! God, Jesus!
爸… Dad...
你妈用那玩意儿装柳橙汁 Your mother puts orange juice in that thing.
我…我等下会洗，只是… I'm... I'm gonna wash it. I... I was just...
能给我一点隐私吗？ Can I have some privacy please?
你要我去哪里？ Well, where do you want me to go?
走开就是了！我…你看着我我尿不出来 Just, away! I can't... I can't pee while you're looking at me!
莎莉？ Sally?
老大，你在地板上干嘛？ What are you doing on the floor, Chief?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 我不知道是什么意思？ - 我…没办法… - What do you mean you don't know? - I... I can't...
怎么了？ What's going on?
爸！ Dad!
- 烫卷！ - 卷烫器 - The curling iron! - Come on, Chief, get up.
老天爷 Oh, my God.
- 我动不了 - 好的 - Can't move. - Okay.
爸，快叫救护车 Dad, call an ambulance.
没事的 Okay. It's okay.
你不会有事 You're okay.
我有票投吗？
洛特雷出版社 Rutledge Publishing.
约翰，是我 John. It's me.
贝卡，我很抱歉 Becca, I'm so sorry.
我知道我没有去医生那 I know I missed the appointment.
我…手上工作太多了 I... I got swamped.
我以为我赶得到，但… I thought I was going to make it, but...
医生说婴儿的情况满好的吧？ Doctor say, "Baby looks good?"
婴儿没事，我们可以稍后再谈这个 Yeah, it was fine. We can talk about it another time.
好吧 Okay.
我能等一下再打给你吗？ Could I actually call you in a few minutes?
我现在工作有点卡住 I'm going through a little bit of a thing here at work
- 还有… - 嗨 - and... - Hey.
嗨 Hey.
你怎么进来的？ How did you even get in here?
- 我以为一定要员工证… - 约翰，听我说 - I thought you needed a card to... - John, listen.
你爸打给我 Your dad called me,
他要我告诉你… and he wanted me to tell you...
我爸打给你？ My dad called you?
你妈今天早上有一次癫痫，医院认为她可能有脑瘤 Your mom had a seizure this morning, and they think that it might be a brain tumor.
什么？ What?
我帮你订好机票了 So, I booked you a flight
你下午三点半就能回到家 that's going to get you in around 3:30.
我知道这件事很大 I know this is a lot.
但你妈现在正在医院，所以… But your mother's in the hospital, so...
你现在就得出发 You do need to go now.
对 Yeah.
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看看这间厨房 Look at that kitchen.
我宁愿把那座丑岛给弄掉 I'd get rid of that ugly island.
还有把墙都打掉 Take the whole wall out.
好主意 Great idea.
他们收费多少？ What are they asking?
三百块 $300.
就这破东西？ For that?
我连散步经过都不想 I wouldn't even walk by that house.
- 不会吧 - 不可能！ - No. - Never! Never.
- 没道理 - 工人钱是他们自己买单吗？ - Can't be. - Do you think they pay for their own labor?
一定是有人捐的 No, has to be donated.
- 我们来看《亲情》 - 不要 - Let's watch The Brothers. - No.
整个打掉重盖就好 Just knock it down and start again.
- 嗨，老妈 - 我的老天爷 - Hey, Mom. - Oh, my goodness.
你怎么知道？ How did you know?
唐！ Don!
- 爸，近来还好吗？ - 儿子，很高兴见到你 - How you doing, Dad? - It's great to see you, son.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you, too.
跟你妈抱一下 Come give Mom a hug.
妈，你还好吗？ How you doing, Mom?
我很好 I'm doing great.
- 感觉还好吗？ - 还不错 - Feeling all right? - Doing great. Doing great.
你手腕怎么了 What happened to your wrist?
脑瘤害的 Brain tumor.
你有抽烟吗？ Have you been smoking?
- 没有 - 你闻起来跟烟灰缸一样 - No. - You smell like an ashtray.
- 我不知道… - 约翰 - I don't know... - John.
不要跟你妈说谎，她今天差点死掉 Don't lie to your mother. She almost died today.
- 什么？ - 她才没有差点死掉 - What? - She didn't almost die.
医生不是这么说的 That's not what the doctor said.
他不是医生，他是护士 He wasn't a doctor. He was a nurse.
医生还没过来 We haven't seen a doctor yet.
你吓到妈了 And you're scaring Mom.
我没有吓到，只是… I'm not scared. I just...
我不想约翰得肺癌死掉 I just don't want John dying of lung cancer.
- 我只抽了一根，所以… - 反正 - I only had one, so... - Well,
不要再抽了，你马上就要当爸爸了 don't have another one. You're going to be a father soon.
我知道 I know.
- 那家伙是护士？ - 对 - That guy was a nurse? - Yeah.
- 他跟约翰高中同班 - 谁？ - He was in John's class in high school. - Who was?
- 杰森 - 杰森欧文斯？ - Jason. - Jason... Jason Owens?
他跟关结婚了 He married Gwen.
- 他们的小孩刚出生 - 真的？ - Just had a kid. - Really?
我竟然不知道这些 I can't believe I didn't know that.
你从没打回来，所以… You never call, so...
谁是关？ Who's Gwen?
关？ Gwen. Gwen?
约翰高中的女朋友 Johnny's girlfriend in high school.
- 我的老天，他们还订过婚 - 约翰高中时有交过女朋友？ - They were engaged, for God's sake. - John had a girlfriend in high school?
- 唐！ - 爸，其实有点复杂… - Don! - It was complicated, Dad. It was...
天啊，老爸 Jesus Christ, Dad,
我们的成长过程你都跑哪去了？ where have you been our whole lives anyway?
我一直在工作赚你们的大学学费 Work... I've been working to send you kids to college,
还有哪里？ that's where I've been.
我们可真受益良多 Yeah. A lot of good that did.
- 你…你刚刚说什么？ - 没说什么 - What did... What did you say? - Nothing.
你刚刚对我说什么？ No, what did you just say to me right now?
她结婚多久了？ How long has she been married?
- 我什么都没说 - 差不多一年 - I didn't say anything. - About a year.
你皮给我绷紧一点 You better watch yourself.
你在威胁我吗？ Is that a threat?
没有，我是在发誓 No, that's a promise.
那根本不合逻辑 It doesn't even make sense.
我会送你脸一拳 I'll punch you in the face.
什么？ What?
- 我向上天发誓 - 真的？ - I swear to God I will. - Really?
- 没错 - 没人要阻止你 - Yeah. - What's stopping you?
什么… What...
- 你们 - 唐，快向荣恩道歉！ - Guys. - Don, you apologize to Ron right now!
好吧，荣恩，我很抱歉，但你真的不行… All right, Ronnie, I'm sorry, but you can't be...
对 Yeah.
你们在开玩笑吧？ Guys, are you kidding me?
- 他…你们没看到？ - 你们 - He... Did you see? - Guys.
住手 Guys.
- 快住手！ - 住手！ - Guys! - Boys!
- 快住手！ - 什么？ - Guys! - What?
莎莉霍勒？ Sally Hollar?
- 就是我 - 我是冯医生，抱歉让你等这么久 - Yes, that's me. - I'm Dr. Fong. Sorry for the wait.
我去打高尔夫球 I was golfing.
没…问题，医生 No... No problem, Doctor.
我看了你的电脑断层 So, I looked over your CAT scans.
你的前额叶有一颗满大的肿瘤 You have a pretty big brain tumor near your frontal lobe.
我的老天爷！ Christ. Jesus Christ!
满大的肿瘤是什么意思？ Wait. What does that mean, "pretty big?"
肿瘤很大颗 It means "big."
我们该怎么办？ Well, what do we do?
我们得马上将它移除 Well, we have to remove it soon.
我帮你安排这周末接受开颅手术 I've scheduled a craniotomy for the end of the week.
我们可以让你妈用类固醇抑制肿瘤的生长 We can give your mother steroids to reduce the size of the tumor,
但只要她没动手术，癫痫的状况就会持续 but the seizures will continue if nothing's done.
类固醇 Steroids.
医生，对不起 Excuse me, Doctor.
类固醇对她的肌肉会有影响吗？ What will the steroids do to her muscles?
会不会让她变更壮？ Will it make her bulky?
荣恩 Ron.
- 不会 - 天啊 - No. - Christ. Christ.
- 我的老天爷 - 爸，控制一下 - Christ, Christ, Christ, Christ. - Get a grip, Dad.
我的老天爷 Christ, Christ, Christ, Christ.
我不懂，怎…怎么会这样？ I don't understand. How... How did something like this happen?
病因有很多 It could be any number of reasons.
我们现在没办法判断，但有一件事情我很确定 We really have no way of knowing right now, but I will say this.
这肿瘤已经存在一阵子了 It is not a young tumor.
我敢说这肿瘤至少在… I'd say it must have been growing
霍勒太太的脑中生长了十或十五年 inside Mrs. Hollar's head for the past 10, maybe 15 years.
- 什么？ - 没错 - What? - Yeah.
老实说，我很讶异，到目前为止还没有其他病征 To be honest, I'm surprised there haven't been more symptoms.
单眼视力丧失算病征吗？ Would loss of sight in one eye be a symptom?
- 很有可能 - 那… - Possibly. - What about
手指跟脚趾发麻呢？ numbness in the toes and fingers?
很有可能 Probably.
暂时性瘫痪？ And temporary paralysis?
绝对算 Definitely.
该死 Shit.
我就说吧 I told you.
你们在讲什么？ What are you talking about?
这个… Well, there...
可能这些病征以前就有出现过 There might have been some symptoms before today.
你们为什么没去医院检查？ Why wouldn't you get those checked out?
- 他送我去减肥营 - 天啊 - He sent me to Jenny Craig. - Oh, my God.
我以为是体重问题 I thought it was a weight thing.
- 爸，暂时性瘫痪？ - 我不知道 - Dad, temporary paralysis? - I didn't know.
天啊，老爸！ Jesus Christ, Dad!
但我在第一周就瘦了快三公斤 But I lost six pounds the first week.
好吧，看起来 Okay, well, it seems...
你们一家人有很多事情要谈 like you guys have some stuff to work out, so...
体重问题？ A weight thing?
- 你以为这是体重问题？ - 不要再说了 - You thought it was a weight thing? - Stop, stop.
所以你跟爸怎么了？ So, what is with you and Dad?
他看起来满气的 He seems pretty pissed.
约翰，他把我开除 He fired me, John.
把你开除？ Fired you?
我甚至不知道你在替他工作 I didn't even know you were working for him.
你真的该多打电话回家 Yeah, you should really call more, you know.
- 你做了什么？ - 我什么都没做 - So, what did you do? - I didn't do anything.
那你为什么会被开除？ Well, then, why did you get fired?
我们过去一年都在亏损 The business has been operating at a loss for over a year.
只剩三周，爸就要宣告完全破产 Dad's about three weeks away from total bankruptcy.
当我跟他对质这问题时，他就炒了我 When I confronted him about it, he fires me.
什么？你在开玩笑吗？ Wait. What? Are you kidding me?
什么都不要说，好吗？ Just don't say anything, okay?
他让我发誓不要告诉任何人 He made me promise not to tell anyone.
他不想让妈担心 He doesn't want Mom to worry about it right now.
他要怎么办？ Well, what's he going to do?
我也不知道 I don't know.
医疗费用一定会超高 Medical bills are going to be crazy.
他们甚至没有存款，他们玩完了 They don't have any savings. They're totally screwed.
天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
蕾贝卡近来可好？ So, how's Rebecca?
- 她很好 - 真的？ - She's good. - Yeah?
妈说你们的感情有点问题 Mom said things haven't been great.
所以你们才没有要结婚吗？ Is that why you're not going to get married?
我不知道你干嘛说这些，只是… I don't even know why you would say that. I...
你认为你小孩会介意当私生子吗？ Do you think your kid will mind being a bastard?
首先，我相信没有人还在用这个词 Okay, first of all, I'm pretty sure people don't think like that anymore.
然后，我…我不知道 And, two, no. I don't... I don't know.
你确定？ You sure?
等他生出来我再问他 Well, I'll ask him when he gets here.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
史黛西在跟别人交往 Stacey started seeing somebody.
- 这是史黛西家？ - 嗯 - This is Stacey's house? - Yeah.
荣恩，你跟她好多年前就离婚了 Ron, you divorced her, like, years ago.
我同意跟她离婚 I agreed to divorce.
但我可没同意让一个陌生男人成天在我的女儿身边乱晃 I didn't agree to some strange man hanging around my daughters.
荣恩，我们得走了，这实在… Okay, Ron, we got to go. This is...
- 该死！快躺下！ - 什么？怎么了？ - Shit! Get down! Get down! - What? What? What is it?
- 约翰，躺下 - 什么？ - John, get down. - What?
- 他在窗户旁边 - 天啊，我的椅子坏掉了 - He's at the window. - Oh, my God, mine doesn't work.
- 什么？ - 它坏掉了 - What? - Mine doesn't work.
- 不要抓…快躺下 - 我的椅子坏掉了 - Don't grab... Put it down. - My seat doesn't work.
我的椅子…他来了 My seat... He's coming. He's coming.
他正走过来 He's coming. He's coming.
他要走过来？ He's coming over?
- 他要走过来了吗？ - 天啊，荣恩，我要干掉你 - Is he coming over? - Oh, my God, Ron. I'm going to kill you.
我一定会干掉你 I'm going to kill you.
- 这实在… - 冷静点 - This is very... - Just be cool.
- 我现在很生气 - 冷静点 - This is very upsetting to me. - Be cool.
这实在… This is...
这太惨了… This is not good. This...
嗨 Hey.
嗨，荣恩 Hey there, Ron.
- 你好吗？ - 还可以 - How you doing? - Fine.
你们认识？ Wait. You guys know each other?
嗯 Yeah.
他是老爸跟老妈教堂里的新青年牧师 He's the new youth pastor over at Mom and Dad's church.
丹牧师，幸会 Reverend Dan. Nice to meet you.
嗨，约翰霍勒 Hey. John Hollar.
我真丢脸 I'm embarrassed.
我听说你妈的事了 I heard about your mother.
我很抱歉 I'm very sorry.
谢谢你这么说 Thank you very much. That's nice of you to say.
她还好吗？ How is she?
- 就… - 她很好 - You know, I think... - She's fine.
真不多亏你 No thanks to you.
荣恩，这又不是他的错 Well, he didn't do anything, Ron.
是吗？你怎么知道？ Yeah? How do you know?
他不是会跟上帝沟通吗？ He's supposed to talk to God, isn't he?
说不定他有请上帝赐给老妈脑瘤 Maybe he put in an order for a brain tumor or something.
荣恩，我们这一行不是这么做事的 I'm afraid that's not how it works there, Ron.
是吗？ Yeah?
丹牧师，那你们怎么工作？告诉我们 How does it work, Reverend Dan? Tell us.
我只是青年团契牧师，所以… Well, I'm just a youth pastor, so...
是吗？怎么了？ Really? What's the matter?
没人要雇你当成人团契的牧师吗？ Couldn't get a job as an adult pastor?
只是…我喜欢小孩 No, I just... Yeah. I like kids.
人真好 That's nice.
是吗？你真恶心 Yeah? That's creepy. That's creepy.
荣恩，听着… Yeah, look, Ron...
我知道你最近日子很难过 I know you're going through a hard time right now,
- 好吗？ - 你真的知道？ - okay? - Really? You do?
我真的知道，我也很同情你 Yeah, yeah, I do. And I appreciate that very much.
- 但是… - 怎么了？ - However... - Yeah?
史黛西希望你是不是… Stacey was wondering if you could maybe...
可以不要再停在她家前面 Stop parking out in front of the house
然后用望远镜盯着她看 and staring at her with your binoculars.
是吗？ Yeah?
去你的，丹牧师！ Well, fuck you, Reverend Dan!
怎么了？ What happened?
我不知道 I don't know.
听起来你的T链坏掉了 I mean, it sounded like you... You have a broken T-chain there.
我可以…如果你想，我可以帮你检查一下 I could... I mean, I could take a look at it for you if you want?
那真是帮了我们大忙，谢谢你 That would be helpful. Thank you.
好吧 Yeah.
把引擎盖打开 Pop the hood.
- 这家伙… - 你给我闭嘴 - This guy... - Shut your mouth.
你可以睡我们以前的房间，我有自己的巢 You can have our old room. I'm in the den.
你现在住在这里？ Wait. You live here now?
时机歹呀！ We're in a recession!
约翰
希望你能趁离家时找到一些灵感！不用担心！
爱你的贝卡
爸 Dad.
几点了？ What time is it?
早上八点 It's 8:00.
该死 Shit, shit.
该死的，我上班要迟到了 Shit, I'm late for work. Shit.
不用担心 No, don't worry about it.
我帮你把公事包带来了 Look, I got your briefcase right here.
还有咖啡 Coffee.
- 谢谢你，约翰 - 没问题 - Thank you, John. - Yeah, you got it.
你就去上班，让我来陪妈 So, just go to work and I'll stay here with Mom.
- 你确定？ - 确定 - You sure? - Yeah.
我失去她的话该怎么办 I just don't know what I'd do if I lost her.
爸 Dad.
爸，不要这么想 Dad, you can't think like that.
我知道 I know.
不会有事的 It's gonna be okay.
你看吧，不会有事的 It's gonna be okay. You'll see.
我知道 I know.
好吧 Yeah.
他人都走了，你不用再装了 And he's gone, so you can stop pretending.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
你还好吗？ How you doing?
他整晚都在哭，如果我是旁人 He cried all night. If I didn't know any better,
我会认为有脑瘤的是他 I'd think he was the one with the brain tumor.
他可能只是心头上有事在烦… I think he might be going through a little something, so...
荣恩告诉你我们要破产了？ Ron told you we're about to go bankrupt?
他说其他人都不知道 Come on. He said no one knew.
是我在管帐 I keep the books.
他不会有事吧？ Is he gonna be all right?
我不知道 I don't know.
我有带早餐 Well, I brought breakfast.
蝴蝶饼干跟冰淇淋？ Pretzels and ice cream?
- 如果你不想吃，我可以… - 没 - If you don't want it, I can just... - No, no, no.
我没这么说 I'm not saying that.
所以你状况如何？ So, how you doing?
我感觉棒极了 I feel great.
我在网路上查了一下脑瘤 You know, I've been googling brain tumors.
得过的人还满多的 A lot more common than you'd think.
- 真的？ - 真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你知道巴布马利就有吗？ Did you know Bob Marley had one?
那他的下场是？ How'd that work out for him?
他卖了很多张专辑 Well, he sold a lot of records,
所以…你得赶快追上 so... Got a little catching up to do.
妈，你不会有事 You're gonna be okay, Mom.
你一定能度过这次难关 You'll get through this.
手术看起来也很简单 I mean, even the procedure seems simple.
只是在你头盖骨上钻一小个洞，然后伸进去… Just a tiny little hole in your skull, and they go in and...
约翰 John.
蕾贝卡还好吗？ How's Rebecca?
她很好，你也知道… She's good, you know...
哈罗 Hello.
霍勒太太，你在吃什么？ What's this, Mrs. Hollar?
早餐就吃冰淇淋？ We're having some ice cream for breakfast?
冰淇淋加蝴蝶饼干，我妈最喜欢的组合 Ice cream and pretzels, one of my mom's favorite things.
心脏病呢？ Yeah. Hey, how 'bout heart attacks?
她也喜欢心脏病吗？ Is that one of her favorite things, too?
当然没有，你干嘛这么问？ No. What? Why?
为什么？因为你妈是糖尿病的高危险群 Why? Well, because your mother's a borderline diabetic.
他是乱说的吧？ That's not true, is it?
- 可能 - 对 - Maybe. - Yeah. Yeah.
当然，所以给你妈吃这些不是什么好主意吧？兄弟 No, it is. So this probably wasn't the best idea, was it, pal?
这些我都要没收 I'm gonna take these.
信不信由你，我们严格控管病人的食物 And, believe it or not, we actually keep our patients...
是有原因的 ...on a pretty strict diet for a reason.
抱歉，我只是想让她开心点… Sorry. I was just trying to do something nice for her, so...
下次换买礼卡看看，或是一些不会害死人的东西 Next time, like, try a gift card or something harmless, you know?
抱歉，请问你跟我有什么过节还是… I'm sorry, do you have a problem with me or...
我不知道，可能吧 I don't know. Maybe.
要不要来走廊上聊一下？ Want... Want a little chat in the hall?
你就会知道 We'll find out.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
这是怎么回事？ What's going on, man?
啊，“这是怎么回事？” Un,"What's going on, man?"
打从关发现你妈的状况后 Well, Gwen has been asking about you, like, nonstop
她就一直在问你的事 since she found out your mom was here.
对了，我听说你们… Yeah. No, I heard you guys were...
- 结婚了？ - 对 - Married? - Yeah.
- 没错 - 恭喜 - Yeah. Yeah. - Congratulations.
她刚生了小孩，所以… She just had a kid, too, so...
应该是你们刚有一个小孩，实在太棒了 Well, you both have a kid, so that... That's awesome.
恭喜你们两个，对吧？ Congratulations for both of you, right?
老兄，拜托，我们有话直说了吧？ Dude, please, can we cut the shit here for a second?
- 好 - 你会有动作吗？ - Yeah. - I mean, like, are you gonna try anything?
- 什么？ - 你会趁回来时 - What? - Are you gonna try anything with her
- 对她发起攻势吗？ - 不会 - while you're in town? - No, no, no.
- 当然不会 - 真的？ - No. No, no, no. - Yeah?
真的，我在纽约有一个很好的女朋友，我们也要生小孩了，所以… No, I... I have a great girl in New York, and we're actually about to have a baby, so...
很好，所以你结婚了 Great. So you're married.
我们没有结婚 No. No, we're not.
我以为你刚刚说…你们要生小孩了 I thought you said you... You're gonna have a baby.
我的确说我要有小孩了，但是我还没结婚 I did say I was gonna have a baby, but... I'm not married.
你们如果都要有小孩了，干嘛还不结婚？ Well, why aren't you getting married if you're gonna have a kid?
说来话长，我们也谈过，只是… Well, it's a long story. You know, we talked about it. But...
- 这有什么关系？ - 我不知道 - Why does that matter? - I don't know.
我只是想说，你不认为… I'm just saying, don't you think...
小孩未来会因为你害他当私生子而恨你吗？ your kid's gonna resent you for making it a bastard?
他不会当私生子 It's not gonna be a bastard.
严格来讲，他会是…他就是私生子 Technically, the kid will be a... That's what a bastard is.
重点就是我…我对关没意思了 Point is, I... I haven't had any feelings for Gwen.
都是久远的过去 Not for a long, long time.
- 所以… - 好吧 - So... - Yeah.
她还是一样漂亮 She still looks good.
我想也是 I... Bet she does.
- 真的很漂亮 - 好 - Like, great. - Okay.
可能比以前还漂亮 You know, maybe better than before.
我不太懂你的意思，但… I don't even know what that means, but...
这样的话，想一起吃晚餐吗？ In that case, you want to get dinner?
什么 What?
明天晚上 Tomorrow night.
关要我邀请你来我们家吃晚餐 Gwen wanted me to invite you to dinner at our house.
所以我才会找你来走廊上谈 That's why we're chatting out here in the hall.
我…我很乐意 Yeah, no, I... Yeah, that would be nice.
很好，我告诉她你会来 All right, good. Well, I'll let her know you're coming.
- 很好，很高兴看到你 - 这满好吃的 - Great. All right, well, it was good to see you. - This is good.
对吧？很高兴你喜欢 Yeah? Glad you like it.
这组合满赞的 It's a nice combo.
霍勒空调水电公司
大家跑哪去了？ Where is everyone?
不在这就是 Not here.
所以在哪里？ Well, where are they?
- 请病假 - 全部人都请病假？ - Called in sick. - Everyone?
为什么？ Why?
我猜这跟他们两个礼拜没收到薪水有关 I'm guessing it had something to do with not getting paid for two weeks.
他们不知道莎莉的事吗？ Well, don't they know about Sally?
不幸地，用罪恶感逼人上班，这招只对家人有用 Unfortunately, guilting people into free labor only works on family.
真希望我有更多姊妹 I wish I had more sisters.
我也这么想 Yeah, me, too.
她状况还好吗？ How's she doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
我得去看看她 I better go check on her.
我去就好，你得上工了 No, I'll go check on her. You need to get to work.
我们今天早上有收到订单，感谢老天爷 We got an order this morning, thank God.
来吧，给你 All right. Here.
拿这张信用卡去付大家上个礼拜的薪水 Take this card and pay everyone for last week.
- 你负担不起 - 做就是了 - You can't afford that. - Just do it anyway.
然后叫他们滚回来上班 And tell 'em to get their asses back to work.
好 Okay.
你画的卡通故事有什么进展？ What about your cartoon story?
妈，那不叫卡通故事 They don't call it a cartoon story, Mom.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
那要叫什么？ I mean, what's it called?
漫画 A graphic novel.
那进展如何？ How is it?
我们就承认吧，我犯错了 Let's face it, Mom, I made a mistake.
我没有艺术天份 I'm not an artist.
这样也好 And that's okay.
蕾贝卡有把一些寄给我 Rebecca sent me some of it.
天啊，她真的有吗？ Oh, my God, she did not.
她说你应该要尝试找人出版 She says she thinks you should try and get it published.
她当然这么说 Yeah. I bet she does.
- 为什么不要？ - 妈，因为 - Why don't you? - Because, Mom,
有时候这些作品就是不够好 you know, sometimes things aren't good enough.
我喜欢蕾贝卡 I like Rebecca.
- 她很紧迫盯人 - 嗯 - She's pushy. - Yeah.
男人就是需要有人盯 Men need to be pushed.
当你父亲跟我刚结婚时 You know, when your father and I first got married,
我们还住在底特律 we lived in Detroit.
他在下城一家小公司上班 He worked in a small office downtown
就在福斯剧院旁边 next to the Fox Theatre.
我每天都会去接他下班，他从来不知道原因 I'd pick him up every day. He never really knew why.
你爸五点才下班，我三点就会出门 Your father would get off work at 5:00, and I'd leave our apartment at 3:00
然后走到福斯剧院 and walk down to the Fox.
当时那时间不会有电影放映 There was never a show on at that time.
我就会走进去 And I'd go in
坐在其中一个椅子 and I'd sit in one of those seats.
然后往天花板看 And I'd look up at the ceiling.
那景象… It was...
我这辈子都没看过 Unlike anything I'd ever seen.
那里还有一个超大的水晶灯 And this enormous chandelier.
实在是美的令人屏息 It was breathtaking.
每一天我都会去那里 And every day, I'd go back,
走进去 I'd go in,
然后抬头看 and I'd look up.
你从没跟我说过这故事 You've never told me that story.
我从来没有机会去追我的创意梦 I never really got a chance to pursue anything creative.
我很年轻就嫁给你爸，然后我们就生了荣恩 I was so young when I married your father, and then Ronnie came along.
所以… So...
你曾希望过不同的人生吗？ Do you ever wish you did anything different?
当然有 Yeah, big-time.
- 真的？ - 当然 - Really? - Definitely. Definitely.
像是什么？ Like what?
我不知道自己当初该不该嫁给你爸 I'm not sure I ever should have married your father.
什么？ Wait. What?
- 阿嬷！ - 阿嬷！ - Grandma! - Grandma!
小女孩们！我的天啊！ Girls! Oh, my goodness!
你们怎么没有去上学 What are you two doing out of school?
阿嬷，我不想你死 I don't want you to die, Grandma.
不用担心那个 Don't you worry about that.
可是爸说你会死 But, Dad said you will.
- 他只是乱掰的 - 我们带了蝴蝶饼干跟冰淇淋 - Well, what does he know? - We brought pretzels and ice cream.
你们真贴心 That is so sweet.
阿嬷，那是你的肿瘤吗？ Grandma, is that your tumor?
甜心，过来给我抱一下 Come here, honey, and give me a hug.
很好，我要去兜风一下，所以… Okay. I'm gonna go for a drive, so...
- 你要买什么吗？ - 帮我买一包多力多滋 - Do you need anything? - I wouldn't mind a bag of Doritos.
- 我是在问妈 - 甜心，我不用了 - I was asking Mom. - No, honey, I'm fine.
好吧，我马上回来 Okay. Great. I'll be right back, okay?
- 待会儿见！ - 拜拜！ - See you guys in a little bit! - Bye-bye!
哈罗？ Hello?
谢天谢地你还在 Thank God you're there.
好高兴能听到你的声音 It is so good to hear your voice.
嘿，你还好吗？ Hey. How are you?
不太好 Not so good.
医生想要这周末就做开颅手术 Doctor wants to do a craniotomy by the end of the week.
我爸他…我想他的公司快倒了 Dad is... Gonna lose his business, I think.
然后…我妈说，她其实有点后悔嫁给我爸 And... Mom said she actually thinks she regrets marrying him.
我实在好得不得了，再加上我妈的护士超恨我 It's been great. And on top of it all, my mom's nurse hates me.
为什么你妈的护士会恨你？ Wait, why does your mom's nurse hate you?
谁知道？他在高中时就是个混球 Who knows? It's just some jackass from high school.
他到底有什么问题？你要我去找你吗？ Well, what's his problem? You need me to come down there?
我也不知道，没什么吧 I don't know, you know? Nothing.
他娶了关 He's married to Gwen.
关… Gwen...
你的关 Gwen. Your Gwen.
她已经不是我的关了 Well, it's not my Gwen anymore.
好吗？所以… Right? So...
是啦，只是… Well, no, yeah, but...
天啊 Oh, boy.
贝卡，不用担心，什么事都不会发生 Look, Rebecca, don't worry. Nothing is gonna happen.
我对她已经没有感情了，好吗？ I don't feel anything for her anymore, okay?
而且她刚生了一个小孩 I mean, she just had a baby, for God's sake.
对 Yeah.
那真是现在… What an incredibly...
能对我讲的最没有同情心的话 Insensitive thing to say to me right now.
我不是这个意思… No, that's not what I meant. I...
那是什么声音？ What is that sound?
你在抽烟吗？ Are you smoking?
没有…有 No. Yes.
你戒烟了 You don't smoke.
你能把烟熄掉吗？拜托，然后晚点再打给我 Can you just put that out, please, and just call me a little later?
好吧，蕾贝卡，我不是故意… Okay, Rebecca, I didn't mean to...
不是，我… No, I... It... I'm...
我没事，只是…我得回去工作了 I'm fine. I just... I need to get back to work.
好吧 Okay.
我爱你，再见 Okay. I love you. Bye.
我超笨 Stupid.
唐，听着… Look, Don, I...
考虑到你现在的经济情况，我不认为我能 I don't think I can get them to give you another loan,
再说服他们贷款给你 given your current financial status.
生意有好转了，我应该先跟你讲的 Business is picking up. Yeah, no, I should've told you.
事实上，我还要雇用新的业务 Yeah. In fact, I'm gonna hire a new salesman.
只要我能找到更多客人 Soon to drum up some more business.
吉姆，我只是要付这个月的薪水 Jim, I need to cover payroll for a month
就这样 and that's it.
我希望我能帮得上忙 Well, I... I wish there was something I could do.
吉姆 Jim,
我可是商会的一员 I'm a member of the chamber of commerce.
我却没钱带我的小孩出去吃饭 I can't even take my own kids out for dinner.
唐，听着 Look, Don,
你可能听了不会开心，但是… you may be uncomfortable talking about this, but...
到了这个地步，你最安全的选择就是申请破产 At this point, filing for bankruptcy, it might be your safest option.
- 破产？ - 对 - Bankruptcy? - Yeah.
我一生都奉献给这家公司 I gave my life to this business.
我奉献了一辈子！ I gave my life!
不该这样结束！ Wasn't supposed to be like this!
唐，我很抱歉 I'm sorry, Don.
我不知道你有没有听说 I don't know if you heard.
莎莉病得很重 Sally's really sick.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
我很抱歉 I'm very sorry.
谢谢 Okay.
- 谢谢你，吉姆 - 好吧 - Thanks, Jim. - All right.
太好了 Perfect.
史丹利洋酒店
- 有什么我能效劳？ - 有 - Can I help you? - Yes.
你记得那次吗？ You remember that one?
天啊 Oh, my God.
- 找到你们了 - 嗨，妈妈 - There you are. - Hey, Mom.
我到处在找你们 I have been looking all over for you girls.
你们在这干嘛？你们怎么没去上学？ What are you doing? Why didn't you go to school today?
爸带我们来这里 Dad brought us here instead.
荣恩，你不能不告诉我就把孩子从学校里接出来 You can't take our kids out of school without calling me, Ron.
阿嬷的脑里有一颗跟篮球一样大的肿瘤 Grandma has a tumor. It's the size of a basketball in her head.
其实只有垒球这么大 It's only a softball, actually.
莎莉… Sally...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
史黛西，谢谢你 Thank you, Stacey.
他在这干嘛？ What is he doing here?
我能私底下跟你讲几句话吗？ Can I talk to you for a second? Alone?
好 Okay.
你到底在干嘛？ What the hell are you doing?
你吓到女儿们，更别提你吓到你妈 You are scaring the girls, not to mention your mom.
- 你干嘛在意？ - 荣恩，别闹了，不要这么幼稚 - What do you care? - Come on, Ron, don't be a child.
- 你干嘛带他来这里 - 我当时很担心 - What did you bring him here for? - I was worried.
- 他会安慰我 - 他会安慰… - He comforted me. - He comf...
他安慰你？那个牧师 He comforted you? The reverend?
所以你们… So are you...
- 是认真交往？ - 荣恩 - Serious now? - Ron.
当初是你提说要离婚 You were the one who wanted a divorce in the first place.
如果我改变心意了呢？ What if I wanted to change my mind?
改变什么心意？ Change your mind about what?
你也知道… You know...
我们 Us.
你跟我还有… You and me and...
女儿们 The girls.
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
我当时只是还没准备好 I just wasn't ready.
我知道你认为自己是纽约来的大人物 I know you think you're hot shit ever since you moved to New York,
反正不要乱讲话 but don't be an asshole, okay?
老妈的生命就掌控在他手中 This guy's got Mom's life in his hands.
你到底在讲什么？ What are you talking about?
我才不认为自己是大人物 I don't think I'm hot shit.
才怪，你认为自己高人一等 Sure you do. You think you're better than us.
所以你才不打电话回来 That's why you never call.
又来了，我不打电话 Here we go. I don't call
是因为我不常用电话 just because I don't use the phone that much anymore.
你以前常打给关 You used to call Gwen all the time.
她当时是我女朋友！ She was my girlfriend!
没关系 It's okay.
我能理解，算了 It's okay. I understand. Leave it.
理解什么？ Understand what?
你在嫉妒 You're jealous.
嫉妒你 Of you?
你住在爸妈家的地下室 You live in Mom and Dad's basement.
你是不是恨我？你恨我们全部人 You resent me, don't you? You resent all of us.
所以你才搬到那么远的地方 That is why you moved so far away.
我搬到纽约是因为这里鸟不生蛋 I moved to New York because there's nothing here.
这里鸟不生蛋？ There's nothing here?
随便 Well, whatever.
对，随便 Yeah. Yeah, whatever.
我也不在乎 I don't care, either.
不要冒犯这家伙就是了 Just don't offend this guy, okay?
- 有什么我能效劳的吗？ - 谢谢你拨空见我们 - How can I help you? - Yes, thank you for taking the time.
我哥和我只是在想 My brother and I were just wondering
是不是能麻烦你再向我们解释一下这个手术… if you could explain the procedure a little bit more...
我没有想 I wasn't wondering.
我相信你 I trust you.
我妈和我爸也相信你 My mom and dad trust you, too.
谢谢你们 Well, thank you.
- 手术 - 对 - The procedure. - Yeah.
我们计划要… So, what we plan on doing...
我小时候… I took karate...
- 学过空手道 - 荣恩 - ...as a kid. - Ron.
当时我的师父是黑人 My instructor was actually black,
但我确信他以前有在中国待过一段时间 but I'm pretty sure he spent some time in China.
- 为什么？ - 跟很多中国人在一起 - Why? - With the Chinese.
我是台裔崂山人 Well, I'm Taiwanese Laoshan.
- 台裔崂山人 - 所以跟我不一样 - Taiwanese Laoshan. - So, doesn't apply.
不一样 Doesn't apply.
你有乳液？ You're lotion?
是“崂山” It's pronounced "Lau Shan."
你会什么武术？ What martial art do you do?
一样都不会 None.
一样都不会？ None?
所以我们最大的问题就是这肿瘤占了很多… Okay, so the difficulty here is that the tumor is taking up a large part...
手比较小比较好吗？ Does it help to have small hands?
- 你一定很忙 - 动手术的时候？ - You're a very busy guy. - In... In the surgery?
谢谢你拨空见我们 Thank you so much for taking the time,
我们很感谢你对我们母亲的治疗 and we really appreciate all you're doing for our mom.
嗨，关 Hey, Gwen.
嗨 Hey.
这送你 This is for you.
- 嗨，老兄 - 嗨 - Hey, man. - Hey.
你在这干嘛？ What are you doing here?
你邀请我来吃晚餐 You... You invited me to dinner.
今天星期几？ What day is it today?
我只是在闹你 I'm just busting your balls, man.
- 是吗？ - 没错 - That right? - Yeah.
好吧 All right.
这是要送关的… Are those for Gwen, or...
它们…随便 No, they're... Well, yeah.
反正就是送你们两个的礼物 They're for both of you, so, you know, there you go.
好 Yeah.
好吧，我去找地方放它 All right, well, I'll find a nice place for these.
- 进来吧，关还在准备，还有… - 非常好 - Come on in. Gwen's getting ready, and... - Great.
- 就… - 房子很漂亮 - Yeah, do... - Nice house.
这里满漂亮的 Beautiful place.
- 谢谢 - 小心 - Thanks. Yeah. - Look out.
- 那是你的小孩吗？ - 没有，真的小孩我放在冰箱里 - Is that your baby? - Nah, real kid's in the fridge.
这只是我放来吓人的东西 It's just a screaming decoy.
他…叫什么名字？ What's... What's the name?
昆恩 Quinn.
- 好 - 他好可爱 - Yeah. - He's adorable.
其实她是女的 No, it's a she.
我们用《荒野女医情》的主角替她命名 We named her after Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, you know,
因为…当时我们觉得这样很有趣 because... 'Cause it seemed like a funny idea
- 当时 - 满好的，我觉得挺妙的 - at the time. - It's good. I think it's clever.
当时我们没想到未来… You don't really think that far ahead and then...
- 那出秀不错看 - 孩子的名字会跟着她一生… - Yeah. It's a good show. - It's the kid's name forever, but...
- 对 - 你想喝啤酒还是… - Yeah. - Yeah. You want a beer, or...
- 啤酒 - 好 - I'd love that. - All right.
- 谢谢你 - 没问题 - Thank you so much. - You got it.
她还好吗？ Now, is she okay?
- 她看起来心情挺糟的 - 她很好 - 'Cause she seems upset. - No, she's good.
哭对小孩的肺功能有益 The crying's actually, like, good for kids' lungs.
让他们更强壮之类的 It makes them strong or something, you know.
好吧 All right.
我可不信那套 Well, I don't think that's true.
对吧？ Right?
你好吗？ Hi. You okay?
- 你好吗？ - 她喜欢你 - You okay? - She likes you.
嗨 Hey.
你看起来很美 You look... Beautiful.
我看起来不一样 Well, I look... Different.
你还好吗？ So, how are you?
还可以，只是回老家有点不习惯 Good. Good. Little weird to be home, you know?
你的小孩真的很可爱… You have an amazing-looking child...
- 你老公就在厨房里 - 反正这婚姻没救了 - Your husband's right in the kitchen. - Yeah. It's not working out.
但他随时都能走进来… But, he could come in, and any moment...
- 我好想你 - 我也很想你 - I missed you. - I missed you, too.
你应该打给我 You should have called me.
我知道 I know.
你读过这本书吗？ Have you ever read this?
它是我最喜欢的书 Yes, that is my favorite one.
- 我就知道你会喜欢 - 对 - Yeah, I thought you might like it. - Yeah.
真的吗？我认为那本书还满忧郁的 Really? I think that book's depressing.
什么事对你来说都很忧郁 You think everything's depressing.
你有看过《火线追缉令》吧？ Well, you've seen Seven, right?
- 我有看过 - 随便 - I have, yeah. - Whatever.
你怎么让昆恩不哭的？ How did you get Quinn to stop crying?
不是我，是约翰做的 Oh, I didn't. John did it.
你是哪来的婴儿大师… What, are you, like, some kind of baby whisperer guy, or...
没有 No. No.
杰森从没办法让她不要哭 Jason can never get her to stop crying.
真的吗？应该只是运气不好 Really? Well, that's probably just bad luck.
对… Yeah, I mean...
我只是运气不好 It's just bad luck.
- 你饿了吗？ - 超饿 - You hungry? - Starving.
- 我们开动吧 - 太好了 - Yeah, let's eat. - Okay, great.
- 给你 - 谢谢 - Here you go. - Thanks.
小朋友，你要睡觉觉了，你想… Okay, kiddo, it's bedtime for you. You want...
你在闹我吗？ Are you kidding me?
太好吃了，谢谢你们 It was really good. Thank you very much.
你女朋友怎么了？ So, what's the story with your girlfriend?
她怎么没跟你回来？ Why didn't she come back with you?
女朋友？ Girlfriend?
- 我没告诉你吗？ - 没有 - Yeah, I didn't tell you? - No.
他们小孩都要生了 Yeah. No, they're gonna have a kid together and everything.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢你 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 预产期是什么时候？ - 就快了 - So, when's she due? - Soon, very soon.
他们甚至没结婚 They're not even married.
你们也懂，我们… Well, you know, we...
真的很想要生私生子，我们就上了 Really wanting a bastard, so we got it.
我在垃圾桶里找到验孕棒的当下，马上就向关求婚 I proposed to Gwen the second I saw the pregnancy test in the trash.
一刻都不等，因为我不想… I jumped on it, 'cause you don't want to, you know...
太浪漫了 That's romantic.
- 对 - 你们怎么认识的？ - Yeah. - So, how'd you meet her?
在漫画店 At a comic book store, actually.
所以她是宅女还是？ She like a... Like a nerd or...
不是，她…很惹人爱 No, she's... Adorable.
好吧 Okay.
她做什么的？ What she do?
其实她有自己的公司 She has her own company, actually.
干什么的？ Doing what?
她设计宠物的衣服 She designs pet clothing.
像是领子、帽子还有毛衣之类… So, just collars and hats and sweaters and...
真好 Nice.
在纽约当宠物服装设计师就能养活自己？ You can make a living designing pet clothing in New York?
- 实在是… - 其实不算是 - That's... - No, not... Not really.
我不太懂 I don't understand then.
她父母算满有钱的吧 Her parents are rich-ish.
多有钱？ How rich?
他们送她一栋房子当毕业礼物 They bought her a brownstone for graduation.
好吧，我现在知道为什么你不想跟她结婚了 Okay. Well, now I see why you don't want to get married.
为什么？ Why is that?
有什么意义？搞这么多名堂 Well, it's like, what's the point, really? Going through all that, you know?
结果到最后还是让她照顾你… Getting everything you want out of it, and she's taking care of you, so...
- 杰森 - 怎样？ - Jason. - What?
不是这样的 Well, no, no, it's not... It's not like that.
我们没有共同帐户… I mean, we keep our money separate, so...
但你又没钱 But you don't have any money.
你醉了 You're drunk.
所以呢？ So?
所以你要去洗碗，可以吗？ So go do the dishes, okay?
可以 Okay.
当然可以 Right. Okay. Sure.
- 你没有钱吧？ - 杰森 - You don't have any money, right? - Jason.
好吧 Okay.
约翰！我的天啊 John! Oh, my God!
我已经有两天没有你的消息！我好担心 I haven't heard from you in, like, two days! I've been worried!
蕾贝卡，我刚见了关 Rebecca, I just saw Gwen.
我去她家吃晚餐，她老公也在场 I went over to her house for dinner, her and her husband, he was there.
然后，甜心，我就直说了吧，她亲了我！ And okay, honey, I'll just tell you, she kissed me!
好吧 Okay.
所以…你亲了她？ Okay, so... You kissed her?
不，是她亲我 No, no, no, she kissed me.
差别可大了 No. Major difference.
差很多 Major.
我以为你说自己对她已经没感觉了 I just thought that you said you didn't have feelings for her anymore,
还有她有小孩 and she just had a kid.
我没有感觉，她有小孩 I don't. She did.
对了，她看起来还是很漂亮 By the way, she still looks great!
我只是想跟你说这些，你没什么需要担心的 Meant to tell you that, so, you have nothing to worry about.
什么？ Dude, what?
约翰，你听起来像个疯子 John, you sound like a basket case.
不，我发誓我知道自己在讲什么 No. No, no. I know exactly what I'm saying, I promise.
你现在真的让我很没有安全感 You're not making me feel very secure right now.
我知道，我会让你有安全感 I know. I know, but I will.
就从现在开始 I will, starting right now.
你喝醉了吗？ Are you drunk?
有一点，但没有太醉，但这不是我打给你的重点 A little bit, but no, that's not why I'm saying this.
蕾贝卡，我只是想告诉你…我爱你 Rebecca, what I'm trying to tell you is... I love you.
我爱你 I love you,
我不知道为什么，我就是想告诉你 and I don't know, I just wanted you to know that.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
爸？ Dad?
嗨，约翰，近来如何？ Hey, Johnny, what's going on?
你在这干嘛？ What are you doing here?
- 约翰？ - 我在工作 - John? - I'm working.
约翰？ John?
蕾贝卡，我晚点再打给你 Rebecca, I have to call you back.
约翰，你在说笑吗？ Are you kidding me, John?
爸，我可以给你点钱 Dad, I can give you some money.
不要闹了，你根本身无分文 Don't be ridiculous. You don't have any money.
- 蕾贝卡有点钱… - 我不可能收下她的钱 - Rebecca has some money... - I'm not going to take any money from her.
约翰，拜托 John, come on.
你还有自己的家庭要担心 You got your own family to worry about now.
我会想办法的 I'll figure this out.
- 什么办法？ - 我会有办法… - How? - Well, I'll, you know...
爸…什么办法？ Dad... How?
这个… Well...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我以前没有多陪你 That I didn't spend more time with you growing up.
爸，别这样，你知道我不在乎这个 Come on, Dad, you know I don't care about that.
但我在乎 Yeah, well, I do.
约翰，这实在太恐怖了 Johnny, it's terrifying.
没这么严重 It's not that bad.
- 你欠了多少钱？ - 不是那个问题 - How much do you owe? - No, not that, no.
恐怖的是到我这么老了 It's terrifying to find out this late in your life
才发现年轻时该怎么做 what you should have done.
我们还有时间 We still have time.
我尽力了，我真的尽力了 I tried, you know. I did try.
你得知道 You got to know that.
- 我知道 - 好吧 - I do. - Yeah.
纽约
约翰 John.
- 约翰 - 嗨 - John. - Hi.
嗨 Hi.
- 我在做梦吗？ - 不是 - Is this a dream? - No.
他为什么穿着我妈的浴袍？ Why is he wearing my mother's robe?
嗨 Hi.
我是荣恩，约翰的哥哥 I'm Ron, John's brother.
- 很高兴终于见到你 - 嘿，荣恩？ - It is so good to finally meet you. - Hey, Ron?
- 嗯 - 接下来我们自己来就好 - Yeah. - I think we got it from here, bud.
当然，没问题 Sure. Okay. Yeah.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
不要再挂我电话了，好吗？ So, don't ever hang up on me again, okay?
- 我不会 - 好吧 - No, I won't. - Okay.
等一下 Wait.
- 你怎么过来的？ - 搭计程车 - How did you get here? - I took a cab.
有多远？ How far is that?
非常远 Far.
这是什么？ What are these?
我只是在设计婴儿房的壁纸 I was thinking maybe some wallpaper for the baby's room.
我读过某篇文章说婴儿喜欢对比 I read somewhere that babies like contrast.
好美 They're beautiful.
- 我好想你 - 我也很想你 - I missed you so much. - I really missed you.
你还好吗？ How are you feeling?
我的屁股好痛 My ass is really sore.
不敢相信你竟然搭计程车过来 Cannot believe you took a cab here.
嗨 Hey.
爸？ Dad?
嗨，小天使们 Hi, angels.
你在这干嘛？ What are you doing here?
我很想你们 I missed you guys.
你们想我吗？ Did you miss me?
- 当然 - 那我可以进来吗？ - Yeah. - Yeah. Can I come in?
好呀 Yeah.
- 我要进来了 - 但妈妈说… - I'm coming in. - But, Mom said that...
不用担心你妈，把那移开 Don't... Don't worry about Mom. Move-move that.
好 Okay.
我要进来了 Coming in.
好 Okay.
可以了 Okay. Here we go.
我没事 I'm good. Okay.
不要吵醒妈咪 Don't wake Mommy.
好了 Okay.
哈罗 Hi. Hi-ho.
睡衣派对 Slumber party.
过来这里 Get in here.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
我好想你们 I missed you guys.
我好想你 I missed you.
我爱你们 I love you.
怎么了？ What? What is it?
婴儿在踢你吗？ Is it... Is it a kick?
比较像是在拿刀捅我 No, it felt like a stab.
- 这算正常吗？ - 我不知道 - Is that normal? - I don't know.
天啊 Oh, my God.
一定是你坐车坐太久 It's from being in the car so long.
我觉得那不是原因 I don't think that's what that is.
- 你在帮倒忙 - 好吧 - That's not helping. - Okay.
你真的有感觉？ Is this real?
感觉挺真的 Well, it feels real.
好吧，抱歉 All right. Sorry. Yep.
- 好吧 - 好… - Yep. - Okay...
康斯坦丝 Constance.
玛蒂达 Matilda.
起床上学了 Wake up, it's time for school.
你到底在干嘛？ What the hell are you doing here?
给我机会解释 Okay, okay, just hear me out.
荣恩！ Ron!
史黛西，拜托 Stacey, please.
- 约翰？ - 她情况如何？ - John? - How is she?
她很好，她只是需要休息 She's fine. She just needs to rest.
太好了 Good.
你明天就能接她回家 You can take her home tomorrow.
谢谢你 Thank you.
婴儿…没事吧？ And the... Baby... Is okay?
他们的生命迹象很稳定 Their vitals are good.
“他们的生命迹象”？ "Their vitals?"
你早知道我们要生双胞胎吗？ Did you know we were having twins?
嗯 Yeah.
你没告诉我是因为… And you didn't tell me because...
我得知的同一天 It was the same day,
收到你妈的消息 when we found out about your mom.
还有… And...
老实说，考虑到你最近的问题 Honestly, with everything you've been going through,
我不知道你还想不想生小孩 I can't even tell if you want to have a baby at all.
我以为如果你知道是双胞胎… So I thought if you knew that it was two, you'd...
你就会受不了 It would be too much.
等一下，“我最近的问题”？ Wait. "Everything I'm going through?"
约翰，你很明显不快乐 You're not happy, John. It's obvious.
不管是工作、生活或… At work, in your life and...
我不知道，或是跟我 I don't know, maybe with me.
我知道你… And I know that you're...
- 不是的… - 只是在经历一些问题 - No, I... - Just going through something and
还有可能你的生活跟自己希望的不太一样 maybe everything in your life isn't exactly what you want it to be right now.
我也知道你很害怕 And you're scared and I get that.
生小孩很恐怖 Having a baby is scary.
你会想说所有事情都要改变… And you think that everything's gonna change and...
还有我们会很无聊 We're not gonna be fun anymore
你不能跟朋友出去喝酒 and you're not gonna drink beer with your friends and you're gonna
你也会… and you're gonna...
被困在一个自己讨厌的工作 have to be stuck in this job that you hate
你也不会再亲你的高中甜心… and you're not gonna kiss your high school sweetheart ever again...
- 贝卡，那不是… - 我的意思是… - Becca, that's not... - No, I'm saying...
这都没关系 I'm saying it's fine.
我们会一起度过这次难关，你也不用担心 And we're gonna work through all of it and you don't need to worry.
好吗？ Okay?
这不是我担心的 That's not what I'm worried about.
不是吗？ Okay. It's not?
不是 No.
我根本不在乎这些 I don't care about any of that.
生双胞胎代表… Having twins is...
我只是要… Is one more person and...
再让一个人… That's one more person that...
失望 I'm gonna be failing.
我不知道自己能不能承受 And I just don't know if I can take that.
什么？ What?
你是这么想的吗？ Is that what you think?
我不知道，应该吧 I don't know, yeah.
我就搭八个小时的车来找你，不是因为你让我失望 I didn't drive eight hours 'cause you were failing me.
我来这里是因为我需要你 I came here 'cause I need you
非常需要你 so much.
我只是在等你振作起来 I'm just waiting for you to come back.
好 Okay.
还有我需要你赶快带我出院 I need you to get me out of this hospital, though.
好 Okay.
- 说真的 - 没问题 - For real. - Okay.
我不要在没有我的医生陪同下 I'm not having two of your enormous babies
- 生你的两个大婴儿 - 好 - without my doctor, you monster. - Okay.
我绝对不要，这一点也不好笑 I'm not doing it. It's not funny.
不准你再踏进这家门一步 You are not allowed in this house again
不管什么情况都不行，你懂吗？ under any circumstance, do you understand?
不要这样，史黛西，你不觉得有点反应过度吗？ Come on, Stacey, don't you think you're overreacting?
拜托你们小心那些花 Watch the flowers, please.
别这样 Come on, man.
- 丹，早安 - 早安 - Dan, good to see you. - Good morning.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
该死！ Damn it! Damn it!
老天爷 Jesus.
该死 Shit.
猜怎么着？你赢了，老兄 You know what? You win, man.
好吗？ Okay?
你赢了 You win.
这跟我无关 This isn't about me.
随便 Yeah, whatever.
你女儿们打给我 Your girls called me.
她们打给你？ They called you?
荣恩，你为什么要去屋子里？ What were you doing in the house, Ron?
我不知道！ I don't know!
我当时好孤独，我也不知道有哪里可以去 I was lonely, and I... I didn't know where else to go,
而且她们是我的小孩 and... And they're... They're my kids.
她们也是我的小孩 I mean, they're... They're my kids, too.
你想谈谈吗？ Would you like to talk about it?
不用 No. No.
有点吧… I mean, kind of, but...
来吧，我请你喝杯咖啡 Hey, come on. I'm gonna buy you a cup of coffee.
- 不用了 - 别这样 - No. - Come on.
没关系 No, it's okay. I'm okay.
不用了 I'm good.
谢谢你，麦克 Thank you, Mike.
你不会突然向我传教之类的吧？ Wait, you're not gonna push any of that Jesus shit on me, are you?
不会 No.
你发誓？ You promise?
荣恩，我不会逼人信教的 I don't force my beliefs on people, Ron.
真的吗？ Really?
真的 Really.
你有什么信仰？ What are your beliefs?
妈？ Mom?
你起来干嘛？ What are you doing up?
- 其他人呢？ - 走了 - Where is everyone? - Gone.
妈，怎么了？ Mom, what's wrong?
冯医生刚过来找我 Dr. Fong just came by.
然后？ And?
他说他们可能要帮我剃头 He said they might have to shave my head.
妈 Well, Mom,
没关系 that's okay.
约翰，我不想照做 I don't want to do it, Johnny.
我看起来一定很荒唐 Look ridiculous.
看起来就跟洛史泰格一样 Look like Rod Steiger.
才不会 No.
就会 Yes, I will.
不会 No, you won't.
他们什么时候要过来剃？ When are they coming to do it?
我不知道 I don't know.
我只能待在这等他们 I'll just stay right here until they do.
你还好吗？ How are you?
我们要生双胞胎 We're having twins.
而你怕死了 And you're terrified.
不用担心 Don't worry.
船到桥头自然直 You won't know till you get there
你不会有问题 that you're okay.
霍勒太太，准备好迎接你的新发型了吗？ Okay, Mrs. Hollar, you ready for your new 'do?
嗨，老兄 Hey, man.
听着，我…我得帮你妈剪头发，所以… Look, I... I got to give your mom a haircut, so...
- 你要换来这里坐吗？ - 好 - You want to hop over here? - Yeah.
轻轻松松 Easy as pie.
坐上来吧 Hop on in.
让我帮你穿上… Just gonna pop this on...
非常简单 Real easy.
马上就弄好了 And we'll get you done in no time.
小事一桩 Nothing to it, nice and easy.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
好了，要开始了 All right, here we go.
等一下 Wait.
让我来 I'll do it.
嗯？ Yeah?
你可以把电剪留下来，我可以帮她剪头发 Yeah, just leave the clippers and I'll give her the haircut.
如果你不介意的话 If that's all right with you.
没问题 All right.
我看起来如何？ How do I look?
美呆了 Beautiful.
- 你只是说说而已 - 我才不是 - You're just saying that. - No, I'm not.
你的头型真的很好看 You have a really nicely-shaped head.
谢谢你的称赞 Well, thank you.
把口红给我 Give me my lipstick.
现在要干嘛？ Well, what now?
我不知道 I don't know.
等开饭 Wait for supper.
这是我最后一餐 It's my last meal.
你说最后一餐是什么意思？ What do you mean, your last meal?
明天他们不会让我吃东西 They're not letting me have any food tomorrow.
我猜是因为手术前不能吃东西 I guess you're not supposed to eat before the surgery.
那你今天晚上菜单有什么？ Well, what's on the menu for tonight?
优格和水煮蛋 Yogurt and a boiled egg.
这最后一餐怎么这么烂 Well, that's not a good last meal.
还用你说 No kidding.
我们走 Let's go.
什么？现在吗？ What? Now?
没错 Yeah.
他们不可能让我离开 They're never letting me leave.
我要帮你溜出去 I'm gonna sneak you out of here.
你会惹上麻烦！ You'll get in trouble!
我绝对不会让你晚餐只吃优格和水煮蛋 I'm not letting you have a yogurt and an egg for dinner.
对不起 Excuse me.
快推 Push, push, push.
你们不能进来这里 You can't be in here.
- 喔不 - 我的天啊 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God.
- 快出去 - 抱歉 - No, no. Get out. - Sorry.
真的很抱歉 So sorry.
- 非常抱歉 - 抱歉 - So sorry. - Sorry. Yeah.
你们表现很好 You're doing great.
这要给三一〇病房 This is for 310.
不行，你们！ No, no, no. Hey. Hey, hey!
停下来 Hey!
约翰！你推太快了 John! You're going so fast.
急诊室
我们成功逃出来了 We did it. We did it. We got away.
等一下！别这样！ Wait, wait, wait! No, come on!
你们不能离开医院…真是个混球 You can't leave the hospital... What an asshole.
真是个混球 What an asshole.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我好久没来这里吃饭了 I haven't been to this place in a really long, long time.
我觉得旁边那几位妇女好像认为我刚从… I think those women think I just escaped from...
精神病院跑出来 A mental institution.
我觉得她们什么都没注意到 I don't even think they've noticed.
这我还比较害怕 Which scares me more.
妈，你之前说你不知道 Mom, what did you mean
当初该不该跟爸结婚是什么意思？ when you said you might have regretted marrying Dad?
我有说过吗？ Did I say that?
有 Yes.
一定是脑瘤害的 Must've been the tumor.
妈 Mom.
你从没见过我妈 You never met my mother.
她很坚强 She was tough.
不多话，但很坚强 Quiet, but tough.
我嫁给你爸那一天 The day I married your dad,
她只有给我一个建议 she only had one piece of advice for me.
“不要浪费时间在烂东西上” "Don't waste your time with the bad.
“把时间留给美好的事物” "Live with the good."
所以… So...
你爸跟我共同生活了美好的三十八年 Your father and I have lived through 38 good years together.
我爱这地方 I love this place.
嗨 Hi.
我们还以为你们不见了 Boy, we thought we missed you.
嗨 Hey.
新发型不错看 Nice haircut.
唐诺，你觉得呢？ What do you think, Donald?
老大，我觉得你看起来很漂亮 I think you look great, Chief.
你觉得我看起来像谁？ Who do you think I look like?
奇怪，我觉得你长得有点像我老婆 It's weird, but you remind me of my wife.
我…我就知道你要这么说！ That's... I knew you were gonna say that!
珍妮的糕饼店
蕾贝卡… Rebecca...
你对他真的很好 You're so good for him.
我爱你 Love you.
现在几点了？ What time is it?
八点半 It's 8:30.
所以… So...
谢谢大家特地过来 Thanks for being here, everyone.
妈，我们都爱你 We love you, Mom.
我也爱你们 I love you guys.
唐… Don...
没事的，我不会有事 It's gonna be fine. I'm going to be okay.
我… I'm...
我很抱歉逼你去减肥营 I'm so sorry about Jenny Craig.
过来这 Come here.
帮我照顾好荣恩 Take care of Ron for me.
他需要你的帮忙 He needs your help.
好 Okay.
老大 Chief.
我戴这戒指戴好久了 It's been on there so long.
帮我保管 Hold it for me.
帮我照顾你爸 Take care of your dad for me.
他需要你的协助 He needs your help.
没问题 I got it.
帮我照顾好他们两个 Take care of both of them.
他们需要你 They need you.
没问题 You got it.
霍勒太太，准备好了吗？ Okay, are we ready, Mrs. Hollar?
妈，准备好了吗？ Ready, Mom?
我不… I don't...
霍勒太太？ Mrs. Hollar?
我不想动手术 I don't want to do this.
没事的 Okay. Okay.
- 我不想动手术 - 没事的 - I don't want to do this. - It's okay.
我不想动手术 I don't want to do this.
我不想动手术！ I don't want to do this!
没事的 It's okay.
妈，你不会有事的，好吗？ Mom, you're gonna be fine. Okay?
我想跟你谈谈我的一生 I'm trying to tell you something 'bout my life
不要！ No!
说不定你能给我些建议 Maybe give me insights
如何判断是非 Between black and white
你帮我最大的忙 The best thing you ever done for me
就是教我凡事不要太认真 ls to help me take my life less seriously
毕竟这就是人生 it's only life after all
赞吧 Yeah.
赞 Yeah
黑暗急着要吞噬所有事物 Well, darkness has a hunger that's insatiable
那是蓝色少女合唱团的歌吗？ Is that the Indigo Girls?
她最喜欢这首歌 Yeah. She loves this song.
真难以入耳 That's hard to hear
我让恐惧笼罩在我身边 And I wrap my fear around me like a blanket
乘着我的安全之船直到沉船 And I sailed my ship of safety till I sank it
我爬到你的岸边 I'm crawling on your shores
我去看过医生 I went to the doctor
我去爬过山 I went to the mountains
我看过那些孩子 I looked to the children
我喝过那些泉水 I drank from the fountains
那些问题不只有一个答案 There's more than one answer to these questions
为我指出那条弯曲的道路 Pointing me in a crooked line
我愈少回头看 And the less I seek my source
- 找最后的决定 - 我的源头 - For some definitive - My source
我就愈接近解决问题 The closer I am to fine
我去看了心理医生 I went to see the doctor of philosophy
他墙上贴了拉斯普丁的海报 With a poster of Rasputin
他的胡子长到膝盖边 And a beard down to his knee
他从没结过婚 He never did marry
或看过B级电影 Or see a B-grade movie
他帮我的表现打了分数 He graded my performance
他说他一眼就看穿我 He said he could see through me
我花了四年追求高等学识 I spent four years prostrate To the higher mind
我拿到毕业证书后终于解脱 Got my paper and I was free
我去看过医生 I went to the doctor
我去爬过山 I went to the mountains
我看过那些孩子 I looked to the children
我喝过那些泉水 I drank from the fountains
那些问题不只有一个答案 There's more than one answer to these questions
为我指出那条弯曲的道路 Pointing me in a crooked line
- 我愈少回头看 - 我愈少 - And the less I seek my source - Less I seek
- 找最后的决定 - 回头看 - For some definitive - My source
我就愈接近解决问题 The closer I am to fine
耶 Yeah
我就愈接近解决问题 The closer I am to fine
耶 Yeah
我要去呼吸新鲜空气 I'm gonna get some air.
我马上就回来 I'm gonna be right back.
你还好吗？ How you feeling?
好多了，谢谢你 Better, thank you.
谢谢你特地过来 Thank you for being here.
工作找得如何？ How's the job search going?
还行 Okay.
我在等亚马逊的二次面试通知 I'm waiting for a second interview at Amazon.
真的吗？真是太棒了 Really? That's amazing.
不是那个亚马逊 No, not... Not that Amazon. I...
是在布里斯托的一家酒吧，他们在找酒保 The... The club in Bristol. They need bartenders.
喔 Yeah.
- 你会当酒保吗？ - 不会 - Do you bartend? - No.
从没当过 No. Never.
爸想要雇你回去工作 You know, Dad wants to hire you back.
什么？ What?
不会吧 No.
真的，他亲口说的 Yeah, what he said.
爸要我再回去替他工作？ Dad wants me to work for him again?
不是替他工作 Nope, not for him.
爸想要你跟他一起管公司 Dad wants you to run the company with him.
只是他拉不下脸问你 He's just too proud to ask.
他当然没办法马上付你薪水 I mean, he won't be able to pay you right away,
至少在公司情况好转之前，但是… not until the company gets back on its feet, but...
你随时可以上工 The job's yours.
他没办法付我薪水？ He can't pay me?
荣恩，你住在他家，而且一毛租金都没付 You're living in his house rent-free, Ron.
可是… Yeah, well...
身为一位没有问过我就把我带到这世界的人，那是他的义务 That's his duty as one of the people who brought me into this world without asking.
你这样想也可以 That's one way to look at it.
你觉得呢？ What do you say?
我考虑看看 I'll think about it.
太好了 Good.
嗯 Yeah.
- 嘿，老爸 - 怎么了？ - Hey, Dad? - Yeah?
荣恩要你再雇用他 Ron wants his job back.
什么？ What?
没错 Yeah.
他说他愿意无薪工作，直到公司的情况好转 Said he'll work for no pay till the company's back on its feet.
他说自己愿意无薪工作？ He said he'd work for no pay?
他就是这么说的 Yep. That's exactly what he said.
各位 Guys.
手术非常成功 Well, the operation was a success.
- 太好了 - 好的… - Man. - Okay...
我们正要把她移到加护病房 We're moving her into intensive care,
继续观察她的状况，看看她的复原状况 just to keep an eye on her, see how she progresses.
你们等她状况好一点就能去探望她 You can visit her once she's settled.
医生，我实在…不知道要怎么感谢你 Well, I just... I can't thank you enough, Doctor.
你不知道我有多么的感激 You don't know how much I appreciate this.
霍勒先生，不用客气 Well, Mr. Hollar, you're very welcome.
让我来陪你妈 I'll stay here with your mom.
你们俩还是回家休息一下吧？ Why don't you two boys go home and get some rest?
- 我想待在这 - 不用 - I want to stay. - No.
你得带蕾贝卡回家 No, you... You got to take Rebecca home.
她今晚需要睡在真的床上 She needs to spend the night in a real bed.
- 你确定吗？ - 确定 - You sure? I... - Yeah, yeah.
去吧 Go.
荣恩，你也是 Ron. You too.
不会有事的 It's going to be fine.
他们是好小孩 They're good boys.
她不会有事吧？ She's going to be okay, right?
- 当然 - 好 - Absolutely. - Yeah.
- 她会完全康复 - 好 - Better than ever. - Yeah.
告诉爸我愿意接受那职缺 Tell Dad I'll take the job.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
来吧，小女生们 Come on, girls.
妈妈再见！ Bye, Mom!
- 再见 - 哈罗 - Bye. - Hey, guys.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
等我一下！ Hey, wait for me!
唐？ Don?
嘿，老大 Hey, Chief.
你还好吗？ How you doing?
肿瘤拿出来了吗？ Did... Did they get it?
手术很成功 Yeah, they got it.
肿瘤拿出来了 Tumor's gone.
太好了 Good.
老大，你做得很好 You did great, Chief.
莎莉？ Sally?
莎莉 Sally.
莎莉！ Sally!
- 怎么了？ - 我不知道 - What happened? - I don't know.
把所有人都叫来 I need everyone in here now.
史黛芬，帮我检查她的脉搏 Stephanie, check her pulse for me.
- 莎莉！莎莉？ - 准备帮她上氧气 - Sally! Sally! Sally? - Got to get ready for bagging.
- 克莉丝邓，把床降下准备心肺复苏术 - 通知冯医生 - Kristin, lower the bed and get ready for CPR. - Page Dr. Fong stat.
我需要急救车 I need a crash cart now.
- 有人通知 - 怎么了 - Someone's called a code. - What's going on?
先生，麻烦你先出去 Sir, we need you to step out of the room.
我以为手术很成功 No, I thought the surgery was a success, they...
- 先生，我很抱歉 - 我不懂 - I'm sorry, sir. - I don't understand.
霍勒太太，你听得见吗？ Mrs. Hollar, can you hear me?
有脉搏吗？ Do we have a pulse?
- 快通知 - 准备输氧 - Med code. - Start bagging.
霍勒太太，你听得见吗？ Mrs. Hollar, can you hear me?
哈罗 Hello.
嗨，老爸 Hey, Dad.
什么？ What?
嗨，霍勒先生 Hey, Mr. Hollar.
真的非常遗憾… I'm... I'm really, terribly sorry about...
有什么事吗？ What do you want?
莎莉拜托我如果她有个三长两短，就把这交给你 Sally asked me to give you this, in case she ever, you know...
她真的是位好女人 She was a wonderful woman.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你正在读这封信 If you're reading this letter,
代表我没有熬过来 then I guess I didn't make it.
唐诺，我很抱歉，我不能陪你度过这次难关 I'm sorry I can't be there to help you through this, Donald,
但你不会有事 but you're going to be okay.
振作点 Buck up.
多亏你，我这一生很快乐 You gave me a great life.
我真的很爱你 I love you so much.
莎莉 Sally.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
我办不到 I can't.
老大，我办不到 Chief, I can't, I can't.
我办不到 I can't.
怎样？ What?
抱歉 Sorry.
她请我等几分钟，再把这封信交给你 She asked me to wait a couple minutes and then give you this one.
不要再哭了 Stop crying.
你还有葬礼要计划 You've got a funeral to plan.
不要忘记我喜欢兰花 Don't forget I like orchids.
一切还好吗？ Everything okay?
谢谢你的帮忙 Thanks for this.
至于棺材部分… Now, as far as caskets go...
我要你们最上等的棺材 Well, we want the best one you have.
爸，那很贵 Dad, that's a lot of money.
我不管 I don't care.
- 我们要怎么负担？ - 你们不用负担任何费用 - Well, how are we going to pay for it? - You're just gonna pay for it.
事实上所有开支都已经付清了 Actually, all the expenses have already been taken care of.
什么？谁付的？ What? By who?
匿名者 An anonymous party.
我不懂 I don't understand.
我们不认识什么匿名者 Yeah, we don't know any anonymous parties.
就这样？ Is that it?
- 就这样 - 谢谢你们 - That's it. - Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你准备好要走了吗？ You ready to go?
我想再待在这一下 No, I think I'm just going to be here for a minute.
好 Okay.
是不是你付了我妈的葬礼费用？ Did you just pay for my mom's funeral?
我想帮忙 I wanted to do something
你也说最近手头有点紧，所以… and you said you were strapped for cash, so...
不要告诉你爸 Don't tell your dad, okay?
你实在是太大方了 It's incredibly generous,
但我们不能收下 but, unfortunately, we can't accept it.
为什么？ Why not?
贝卡，就是不行 I just can't, Becca.
不应该是这样的 This isn't how it was supposed to be, and...
约翰… John...
请你收下吧 Please accept it?
这不是问题 This is not an issue, okay?
我现在有钱 I have money now.
你以后也会有钱 You'll have money later.
我们是一家人，这没有差别 We're family. It doesn't make a difference.
嫁给我 Marry me?
什么？ What?
现在就嫁给我 Marry me right now.
现在？ Now?
你确定这时候合适吗？ Are you sure this is the best time?
大家不是都说“无论是好是坏”吗？ Well, they say "for better or for worse," right?
我想不到比这更坏的时候 I can't think of a worse time than now.
带我去她喜欢去的地方 Take me someplace she loved.
约翰，你愿意接受蕾贝卡作为你合法的妻子吗？ Do you, John, take Rebecca to be your lawfully wedded wife?
我愿意 I do.
蕾贝卡，你愿意接受约翰成为你的丈夫吗？ And, Rebecca, do you take John to be your husband?
我愿意 I do.
这样就好了 All right, that'll do.
靠着我被赋予的权利 By the power vested in me,
在大自然与上帝的见证下 surrounded by nature and under the eyes of God,
我宣布你们正式结为连理 I now pronounce you both husband and wife.
你可以吻新娘了 Kiss your bride.
谢谢你们来这参加我妈的葬礼 Thank you for being here to celebrate my mother.
在我人生中最迷失的时候 She once told me,
她曾告诉过我 when I was going through a time in my life where I was very lost...
她说 She said,
“船到桥头自然直” "You won't know until you get there that you're okay."
而… And...
她说得没错 She was right.
我妈妈非常坚强 My mother was strong.
她真的很坚强，她也撑起了我们所有人 She was really strong and she was strong for all of us.
我知道今天在场有很多人会想 I know there's a number of people here today that are wondering
我们没有她要怎么办 what we're going to do without her.
但… But...
约翰，你妻子开始阵痛了 John, your wife's going into labor.
我没有，我没有 No, I'm not. No, no, no.
- 我没事 - 你还好吧？ - No, I'm fine. - You okay?
- 你确定？ - 我没事 - You sure? - I'm fine.
- 真的？ - 没事 - You okay? - No, no, no. No.
- 没事 - 好 - Okay. - Sure, all right.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我应该没事了 I think I might be fine. I think.
才怪 No, no. You're not.
我们要去医院 Okay, we're going to the hospital.
快点 Come on. Come on.
妈，再见 Good-bye, Mom.
我们爱你 We love you.
快点 Come on.
好吧 Okay.
- 可以吗？上车了吗？ - 没问题 - Good? You in? - All right.
- 好 - 没问题 - Okay. - All right.
你做得很好 You're doing great.
你做得很好… You're doing great...
很顺利 Doing good.
大家安全带都系好了吗？ Everybody got your seat belts on?
出发 Go. Go.
该死的！ Oh, shit!
一直都没去修 Never got that fixed.
荣恩，快点 Come on, Ron.
我们得换这台车因为… Yeah, we're going to get in here 'cause this is...
- 快点，这样就好 - 没事的 - Come on, here we go. - We're good.
好了 Okay, all right.
我们好像被卡住了 We're all blocked in...
感觉这样迎接小婴儿好像不太好 This feels like a bad way to bring kids into the world.
才怪，这没问题 No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine.
- 真的吗？ - 对 - It is? - Yeah.
好了，出发了 Okay, here we go.
- 抓紧 - 出发 - Hang on. - Go.
荣恩 Ron, Ron, Ron.
我来了！紧急状况！ I'm coming! Emergency!
约翰？ John?
- 约翰！ - 我们来了 - John! - We're coming. I'm coming.
- 我们来了，就这样 - 约翰 - We're coming. Here we go. - John.
来吧，往这走 Come on, come on, this way.
借过 Excuse me.
她要生小孩，我们要去哪里？ We're having a baby. Where do we go?
要到隔壁栋 That's the next building.
- 什么？ - 走廊走到底，然后右转 - What? - Go down the hall, to the right.
走到底后右转 Down the hall, to the right.
- 好的 - 等一下！ - Okay. - Wait!
你们不能全都过去 You can't all go.
什么？你什么意思？ What? What do you mean?
- 我… - 约翰！ - I can... - John!
亲爱的约翰 Sweet John.
好了，爸，我们要先去找房间 All right, we're gonna go get a room, Dad.
甜心… Sweetie...
谢谢你 Thank you.
好了！ All right!
好 Yeah.
约翰，我好怕！ John, I'm scared!
我也是 Me, too.
- 你不能这样说 - 不用担心 - You're not supposed to tell me that. - No, it's going to be okay.
你一定会很顺利 You're going to do great.
出发了！ Here we go!
你认为他们不会有事吧？ You think they're going to be okay?
没事 Yeah.
他们不会有问题 They're going to be just fine.
我们呢？ What about us?
霍勒太太？ Mrs. Hollar?
- 就是我 - 这边请 - Yes. - Right this way.