晚上好 欢迎收看第三场 Good evening. I welcome you to the third
同时也是最终的2016年总统大选辩论 and final of the 2016 presidential debates.
非法移民不止 国将不国 We either have a country, or we don't.
针对那些无合法居留许可的人 Rounding up people who are undocumented...
这些人是坏蛋 We have some bad hombres here.
和我们这个国家的宗旨 ...is an idea that is not in keeping
-背道而驰 -我只是实话实说 - with who we are as a nation. - I tell it like it is.
我很乐意用自己三十年的经验对比一下... I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience...
你相比我的优势就是更有经验 The one thing you have over me is experience,
但并非好的经验 but it's bad experience.
我们将让美国再次伟大 We are going to make America great again,
而且这必须从现在开始 and it has to start now.
我希望你们能给我机会 让我担任你们的总统 I hope you will give me a chance to serve as your president.
唐纳德·特朗普今晚向美国民众道出了真相 Donald Trump told the American people the truth tonight,
一如既往 as he always does.
希拉里·克林顿没戏了 Hillary Clinton is the real outsider.
加里·齐默 民主党战略家
听着 无论你们认为自己今晚看到了什么... Look, whatever you think you saw tonight...
费丝·布鲁斯特 共和党战略家
并非如此 你们其实和我看到的一样 You didn't. You actually saw what I saw,
我认为美国民众... and I think that the American people...
都会赞同我的观点 Would agree with me.
只要我坚持不懈地重复这么说 As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly...
而且带着不相称的自信说 And with unearned confidence.
我说谎 I lie.
我在骗你们 I am lying to you.
而且你们知道我说的是假话 And you know I lie.
我能够担任这个职位 I'm actually in this position
正是因为我骗你们骗得很成功 because of how effectively I lie to you.
听明白了吗 Are we clear?
我们恬不知耻地把这个地方叫做忽悠厅 We call this the spin room, without shame.
忽悠是为了误导他人 Spinning is something you do to disorient people.
你们都心知肚明 然而我们还是聚在了这里 And you all know that, and yet here we are.
这真是一场精彩的演出 What a wonderful play we're putting on.
非常感谢大家 Thank you all so much.
去你妈的 美国 And fuck you, America.
期待以后继续骗你们 I look forward to lying to you in the future.
酒吧见 See you at the bar.
谢谢 Thank you.
2016年11月8日 选举日
举国震惊 Shockwaves across America.
他出乎意料的胜选与选前民调不符 His surprise victory defied preelection polling.
构造板块偏移 引发里氏9.5级地震 Tectonic-plate-shifting, 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake.
刚才只是关于今早反响的部分报道 So that's just a snapshot of the reaction we're getting this morning.
我们还在试图连线老伙计加里·齐默 And we're still trying to get our good old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us.
他可能正在赶往加拿大的路上 He's probably halfway to Canada by now.
是啊 也许他的目标是加拿大俱乐部 Yeah, maybe halfway to Canadian Club.
加拿大的著名威士忌品牌
我想问问这个家伙到底在想什么 I'd love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking.
他们是怎么搞砸这次大选的 How did they blow this election?
乔治城大学法学院 授予加里·齐默法学博士学位
伙计们 找到片段了吗 Hey, guys, did you find the clip?
找到了 好的 You got it? Okay.
这是我们的好朋友加里·齐默 This is our good friend Gary Zimmer,
著名的克林顿竞选顾问 grand old consigliere of the Clinton campaign,
这是他不到一周前参加本节目的画面 not even a week ago on this program.
你很有信心吗 So, you're confident?
当然了 希拉里阐明了自己的立场 Oh, no question. Hillary's made her case.
她是我见过的 甚至是史上 She is the most qualified presidential candidate,
华盛顿邮报 特朗普大获全胜
最合格的总统候选人 certainly in my lifetime, maybe ever.
唐纳德·特朗普不会当选总统 Donald Trump will not be president.
这个嘛 他在南方各州的选情不错 Well, he is doing well in the South,
所以也许他可以当联盟国的总统 so maybe he can be president of the Confederacy.
1861年至1865年美国南方 部分地域存在的政权
太阳时报 加时赛
但是俄亥俄州 密歇根州 宾夕法尼亚州 But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania.
米卡 他不会赢得宾夕法尼亚州 Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania.
不会赢得密歇根州 He's not winning Michigan.
世界报
锈带的蓝色城墙坚不可破 很牢固 That rust belt blue wall is impenetrable. It holds.
锈带指美国北部衰败或萧条的工业区 蓝色城墙指民主党的铁票州
我保证 I guarantee.
你之前决定几乎不花时间在那里竞选 Well, you decided to spend almost no time there campaigning.
这是在模仿卡维尔吗 Was that a Carville impression?
好了 稍等一下 All right, so wait a minute.
-汤米 再联系一下加里 -谷歌 关机 - Tommy, try Gary again. - Google, off.
好的 我们连线了费丝·布鲁斯特 Okay, we have Faith Brewster on the line...
谷歌 关机 Hey, Google, off.
抱歉 目前还不支持电源控制 Sorry. Power controls is not yet supported.
手机女士 拒接 Phone lady, decline.
请换一种方式表述您的要求 Try asking again in a different way.
挂断电话 谷歌 让手机女士挂断电话 Hang up. Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up.
抱歉 我不知道如何实现您的要求 Sorry, I'm not sure how to help with that yet.
-挂掉 挂掉 -抱歉 我还是不知道如何帮助您 - Off, off! - Sorry, I'm still not sure about that.
谷歌 断开 Hey, Google, disengage.
-网络电台上没有这首歌曲 -中断 - Songs aren't available on SiriusXM. - Abort.
-我不知道如何帮助您 -都给我闭嘴 - I'm not sure about that. - Everybody, shut up!
请换一种方式表述您的要求 Try asking again in a different way.
乔恩·斯图尔特执导
编剧及导演 乔恩·斯图尔特
美国农村
美国 中心腹地
政府财产 禁止擅闯
美国海军陆战队
威斯康星州 迪尔拉肯
如果不需要进一步讨论的话 So, if there is no further discussion,
我提议对1217号决议案进行投票表决 can I get a motion to vote on Resolution 1217,
该决议要求出示有效的威斯康星州驾照 requiring a valid Wisconsin driver's license
或者美国公民身份的证明文件 or proof of U.S. citizenship
才有资格享有州级或市级的项目和福利 to qualify for any state or municipality program or benefit,
例如食物救济券和社会保障金等等 such as food stamps, welfare and so on and so forth.
表决吧 So moved.
-赞成吗 -赞成 - Second? - Second.
有了赞成 现在该... I have a second. It is time...
-打断一下 伙计们 -杰克 我已经和你说过了 - Excuse me, fellas. - Jack, I already told you,
你可以在汉堡扩大地役权 you can widen that easement on Hamburg...
其实是关于你想通过的那项决议案 Actually, it's about that resolution you're thinking about passing.
恕我直言 上校 讨论已经结束了 With all due respect, Colonel, that discussion has ended.
布劳恩市长
是啊 我听说了 Yeah, yeah. So I heard.
但是 But, uh...
问题是 the thing is that, um...
这是个坏主意 it's a bad idea.
-你们不能... -好吧 - Y-You can't... - Okay, well,
我已经赞成了 但不管怎样... I already seconded, but whatever...
我知道我们现在处境不妙 但是 I know we're in a bad spot, but...
你没法通过牺牲这些人来改善我们的境遇 you can't bring it back by throwing these people under the bus.
我们没有牺牲任何人 杰克 We're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack.
基地还开着的时候 资金就很紧张 但现在... Money was tight when the base was still open, but now...
我们得机灵一点 I mean, we just got to be smart.
我们得杜绝冒领福利的现象 We got to eliminate cheating the programs.
领取这些福利的人都是 There's not a damn soul using those programs
走投无路的人 你很清楚 that doesn't need 'em, and you know it.
而他们只需要出示官方认可的身份证明 And all they need to do is produce the acceptable I.D.,
保障金就会... and the benefits will be...
你清楚他们做不到 And you know they can't do that.
规矩又不是我定的 杰克 Well... I don't make the rules, Jack.
好吧 是我定的 I mean, I do, I guess.
不是我一人定的 但这事已经定了 Not by myself, but... this is over.
好了 这项提议已经获得了赞成 Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded.
现在该进行投票表决了 It is time to bring it to a vote.
我只是好奇 You know, just curious...
发洪水的时候 You know, when the river backed up
那些你认为冒领福利的人 and the folks you think might be cheating
与我们肩并肩站在一起 stood shoulder to shoulder with us
接连三天填沙袋抗洪 stuffing sandbags for three days straight,
最终拯救了你的店面 ended up saving your store,
那时候查过他们的身份证明吗 you check their I.D.'s then?
讨论已经结束了 杰克 Discussion's closed, Jack.
他们带着菜肴参加教堂百味餐 You checking I.D.'s when they're bringing food
那时候查过他们的身份证明吗 沃尔特 to the church potlucks, Walt?
够了 杰克 Enough, Jack.
你已经说完了 You had your say.
我们这里是有规矩的 Look, we got rules here,
但这不意味着我们是坏人 but that don't make us bad people.
我没说你是坏人 比利 I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy.
我说的是你害怕了 I'm saying you're scared.
见鬼 我们都害怕 Hell, we all are.
这个破镇子的人口一夜之间从一万五降至五千 Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight,
生意也随之凋敝 and business went with it.
我们不能通过互相针对来挽救它 We're not bringing it back by... by turning on each other.
陆战队教会了我 锁链的强度取决于最弱的一环 Corps taught me the chain's only as strong as its weakest link.
海军陆战队英雄为移民发声
坐在这的赫维尔神父 And Father Heuvel here
教会了我 我是兄弟的守护人 taught me that I am my brother's keeper.
等等 跳回"最弱的一环"那部分 Wait. Go back to that "weak link" part.
你为最弱小的人所做之事 都是为了上帝 Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord.
好的 Yeah, okay. Yeah.
这家伙能行吗 I mean, could this guy work?
陆战队教会了我 锁链的强度取决于最弱的一环 Corps taught me the chain's only as strong as its weakest link.
很不错 Pretty good.
坐在这的赫维尔神父 And Father Heuvel here
教会了我 我是兄弟的守护人 taught me that I am my brother's keeper.
你为最弱小的人所做之事 都是为了上帝 Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord.
看起来像保守派 听上去却像改革派 Looks conservative, sounds progressive.
问题在于 The point is,
在境况良好时保持良好品格很容易 it's easy to be strong of character in the good times.
考验在于境况恶劣的时候 The test is the bad times.
如果那时你不能坚守自己的原则 那么... If you can't live your principles then, well...
我想那就算不上原则 只是爱好罢了 I guess they aren't principles; they're just hobbies.
这是哪来着 Where is this again?
威斯康星州 Wisconsin.
迪尔拉肯 Deerlaken.
先生们 Gentlemen...
这位宽下巴的美国典范 this square-jawed paragon of Americana
就是我们重登大宝的关键 is our goddamn key back into the forbidden city.
-我要走了 -坐下 科特 坐下 - Well, that's my stop. - Sit. Kurt, sit.
-他说到重点时再叫我 -不 - Call me when he gets to the point. - Nope.
你哪都不能去 坐好了 You're not going anywhere. No, sit.
我们要感谢艾伦 And we have Alan to thank
让我们注意到了这个人 for bringing this man to our attention.
我叫埃文 It's Evan.
我有没有提到 Did I happen to mention that
他是美国海军陆战队的退伍老兵 he is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps?
-提到了 -他还是个农民 - Yes. - And a farmer.
-也说过了 -应该提到了 - You did. - I believe so.
我有没有提到他还是个鳏夫 And did I happen to mention that he's a widower?
-厉害 -好吧 - Impressive. - All right.
他让水管工乔看起来像是 A man who makes Joe the Plumber look like
2008年美国大选中共和党 用于讨好中产阶级的政治"明星"
穿着老妈裤和戴着复活节圆帽的杜卡基斯 Dukakis in mom jeans and a fucking Easter bonnet...
1988年美国大选中 败于老布什的民主党总统候选人
身处威斯康星这个大摇摆州的 in the reddest of counties
最偏向共和党的县里 in the great now swing state of Wisconsin...
他是... is...
民主党人 a Democrat.
他是民主党人吗 He's a Democrat?
是的 Yeah.
他只是还不自知罢了 He just doesn't know it yet.
民主党全国委员会 华盛顿特区
计划是这样的 我坐上一架飞机 Well, here's the idea: I get on a plane,
飞去威斯康星州 利用这家伙 and I go to Wisconsin, and I use this guy
尝试制造对农村更友好的竞选信息 to road-test a more rural-friendly message.
这是个偏僻的无名小镇的...市长竞选 It's a mayoral race... in the middle of nowhere.
我不明白这怎么能帮到我们 Uh, I don't get how this helps us.
这些州就能贡献两百万的农村选票 There are two million rural votes in these states alone.
如果共和党在那里拿到我们2.7倍的票 而不是3倍 If we lost them 2.7 to one instead of three to one,
我们就赢了 但我们根本没试过 we'd win, but we didn't even try.
他们的基本盘都去投票了 我们的没有 Their base turned out. Ours didn't.
如果我们找一个能激活我们的基本盘的候选人 If we find a candidate to activate our base...
如果我们的非裔美国人 if our African Americans
和拉丁裔群体... and Latino communities...
说拉丁裔就行 It's just "Latino."
站出来 我们就赢了 ...show up, we win.
我们必须争取农村选民的支持 We have to get the rural voters back into the tent,
哪怕是一点也很重要 even just a little bit.
如果你不介意的话 Well, if it's all the same to you,
我要继续迎合我们的特殊利益团体的需求 I'll stick with pandering to our special-interest groups,
非常感谢各位 thank you very much.
奥巴马选举时期的口号"是的 我们能"
是的 你们能 是的 你们能 Sí, se puede. Sí, se puede.
-是的 -我喜欢扩展基本盘的主意 - Sí, se... - I like the idea of expanding our base.
别把任何选票当理所当然 Not taking any voter for granted.
的确有可取之处 It does have some merit.
早上好 加里·齐默办公室 Good morning. Gary Zimmer's office.
好的 我们会派车过去接你 Okay, so we'll make sure a car comes here and picks you up,
-司机一定是弗兰克 -好的 - and we'll make sure the driver is Frank. - Okay.
航行时间两小时 Um, it's a two-hour flight,
不过会减掉一小时时差 but you'll gain an hour when you get there.
-这是什么 -宝马7系 - What is that? - The 7 Series.
这是能找到的跟你的特斯拉最像的一款车了 It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla, but...
你直接拿支记号笔 在我额头上写 Just take a Sharpie, and write "liberal city douchebag"
"大城市自由派混蛋"算了 on my forehead, okay?
-拜托 各位 -好吧 - Come on, guys. - Yeah.
那换本田雅阁吗 Um, Accord?
我要在美国各州旅行 I'm traveling to America.
给我换福特探险者 中性颜色 Explorer, neutral color.
像参会那样帮我安排妥当 And pack me like a conference.
达沃斯论坛还是TED演讲 Davos? TED?
阿斯彭 周末套装 Aspen, weekend package.
-谢谢 -好极了 - Thank you. - Great.
伙计们 知道吗 Oh, and, guys, you know what?
简单点 Keep it simple.
简单点 不要过头 谢谢 Simple. No frills. Thank you.
-明白 -当然 好极了 - Got it. - Sure. Great.
不过 要是那辆探索者有Bose Although, if the Explorer has a-a Bose
或Bang & Olufsen的音响 or a Bang & Olufsen sound package,
就再好不过了 if they have it... it'd be good.
-好极了 -明白了 - Great. - Gotcha.
他们说供餐的事了吗 Did they say anything about catering?
还没有 Not yet.
要是有马苏里拉奶酪球就好了 Those little mozzarella balls would be great.
-是吗 -卡普列塞沙拉 - Yeah? - Caprese salad.
-清淡点 意大利黑醋 -那就... - Something light. Balsamic. - Yeah, just...
意大利黑醋 那一类的 Balsamic, all that jazz?
好的 Cool.
没了 Nothing.
好的 Cool.
有意思 That's fun.
他将来一记短传 He'll flip the short pass.
传给安德森 他在35码线 Complete to Anderson. He's at the 35.
他到了30码线... He moves to the 30-yard line...
-请慢用 齐默先生 -谢谢 - Here you go, Mr. Zimmer. - Oh, thank you.
还落后三分... Trailing by three points...
谢谢 Thanks.
时间在流逝 包装工队往前带了68码 with time running out, the Packers roll 68 yards
穿过了封锁区 创造了传奇 across the frozen field and into legend.
维基百科 威斯康星州
他传球了 传出去了 He flips the pass. It's complete.
给到了查克·梅塞因 To Chuck Mercein.
他到达25码 20码... He's at the 25, the 20...
比赛还有三分钟 With only three minutes to play,
球队一整个赛季的希望和梦想 all the hopes and dreams of an entire season
都压在了一个人的肩膀上 rested on the shoulders of one man.
这里是《清新空气》 我是泰瑞·格罗斯 This is "Fresh Air." I'm Terry Gross.
理查德·罗杰斯和奥斯卡·哈默斯坦 Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein
拥有整个二十世纪 had one of the most successful
最为成功的音乐伙伴关系 musical partnerships of the 20th century.
但我觉得有人说 But I also think it's-it's a canard
哈默斯坦写不出好玩的歌纯属谣言 that Hammerstein can't write funny songs.
她嗓音十分甜美 让我们聆听她演唱 She's got a beautiful voice, so let's hear her singing
《除了我 人人都有家可归》 "Everybody's Got a Home but Me."
你能在放歌之前 Will you set the scene for us
给我们讲讲这首歌的主题背景吗 about where this song fits into the show?
有位年轻的妓女刚到蒙特利... Well, this young prostitute has just arrived in Monterey...
迪尔拉肯德式餐馆
晚上好 Evening.
想来点什么 What can I get you?
百威和汉堡如何 How about a Bud and a burger?
感觉不错 That sounds good.
-非常感谢 -没问题 - Thank you so much. - Sure thing.
马上来 Coming up.
查理 Hey, Charlie.
难捱的一天吗 Tough day?
疲倦的一天 出差 A long day, traveling.
是吗 从哪里来 Oh, yeah? Where from?
华盛顿特区 Washington, D.C.
天呐 学校旅行后我就再也没去过了 Man, I ain't been there since, like, a school trip.
甚至都记不清那是多少年前的事了 Can't even remember how many years ago that was.
29 29年前 对吧 It was 29. 29 years. Yeah?
-是吗 -29年前赫韦尔老师的历史课 - Was it? - 29 years. Ms. Heuvel's history class.
-没错 赫韦尔老师的历史课 -是的 - That's what it was. Ms. Heuvel's history class. - Yeah.
保安把我们赶出了太空博物馆 Security guards chased us out of the Space Museum.
没错 我们把别的孩子打惨了 Yeah, well, we beat the dog shit out of those other kids.
你们什么都没错过 Well, you guys aren't missing anything.
那边简直是个噩梦 It is a nightmare down there.
当然 大家都有共识 Yeah. Well, no argument there.
嗯 这话说得没错 Yeah. You can say that again.
我叫迈克·施塔德 Mike Staadt.
我们都叫他大迈克 We call him Big Mike.
不知为什么都叫我大迈克 People call me Big Mike for some reason.
这是为了...区分我们俩 Well, it's, uh, because... to tell us apart.
因为我也叫迈克 但我是小迈克 Because I'm... my name's Mike, too, but I'm Little Mike.
你好吗 我叫加里 How are you? Gary.
-很高兴认识你们 -加里 - Nice to meet you. - Gary, Gary.
从特区来的加里 特区加里 Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary.
他喜欢给大家起外号 He likes to give everybody nicknames,
现在给你也起了一个 以表达... so that's why he's-he's giving you a nickname right now, which...
友好和喜爱 It shows friendship and affection.
没错 但他不... Okay, yeah, but he doesn't...
如果你不喜欢的话 If you don't like yours,
-我就不这么叫了 -不 我觉得挺好 - I'll take it away. - No, I'm fine with my nickname.
很感谢 小迈克 Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike.
好的 谢谢 特区加里 Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary.
这是我们的新朋友 特区加里 Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary.
你好吗 How are you?
-我叫戴夫 -我叫加里 来自特区 所以 - Dave. - My name is Gary, and I'm from D.C., so...
-很形象 -欢迎来到迪尔拉肯 - that works. - Well, welcome to Deerlaken.
-谢谢 -以前来过威斯康星州吗 - Thank you. - Ever been to Wisconsin before?
在麦迪逊待过好一阵子 Uh, spent a fair amount of time in Madison.
那就是没来过 So that's a no.
那边可不算威斯康星州 That's not Wisconsin.
我是来见杰克·黑斯廷斯的 你们认识他吗 Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. You know him?
-当然 -是个好人 大家都认识杰克 - Oh, yeah. - He's a great guy. Yeah, everybody knows Jack.
海军陆战队格言
-上校 好人 -永远忠诚 - The Colonel. Great guy. - Semper fi.
没错 YouTube名人 Yeah. YouTube star.
我们楼上有房间 如果你需要的话 We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need.
-当然 好极了 -汤娅 - Sure. That sounds good. - Tonya?
在 宝贝 Yeah, baby.
这位先生要一间房 This gentleman here would like a room.
没问题 你想要什么样的 亲爱的 Oh, sure. What do you need, hon?
都行 什么房间都可以 Uh, anything. Any room is fine.
好的 Okay.
如果你们有高楼层的 If you have something on a high floor
大床房 配咖啡机的话... with a king bed and a coffee maker...
好吧 我们的房间都在二楼 Okay. Yeah, we... everything's on the second floor.
-好极了 -都差不多 - Perfect. - They're all pretty much the same.
好极了 我不挑剔 That's perfect. I'm easy.
-什么样的都行 -206吧 最大一间 - Anything's good. - Take 206. It's the biggest.
-都没上锁 -好的 - They're all unlocked. - Okay.
非常感谢 汤娅 Thank you so much, Tonya.
-话说 特区加里 -怎么 - Hey, so, D.C. Gary. - Yeah.
你去过白宫吗 You ever been to the White House?
-去过 -什么感觉 - I have. - What's that like?
-什么感觉 比你想的小得多 -谢谢 - What's that like? It's a lot smaller than you think. - Thanks.
-什么 -真的吗 - What? - Really?
-没错 -因为我们没... - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause we didn't...
我们学校旅行的时候没去白宫 I don't think we got by there on that student trip.
当时估计还没建好吧 Must not have been built at that point.
看上去很美味 非常感谢 That looks delicious. Thank you so much.
你们有开瓶器吗 Do you have a bottle opener?
-没有 扭一下就开了 -伙计 扭一下 - That's a... no, that's just a twist. - Bud, you just twist.
-没错没错 -扭一下就开 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a twist-off.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
他可能真需要开瓶器 Maybe he does need a bottle opener.
-用背心垫一下 -他可能... - Maybe use your-your vest. - He's probably...
-要不试试反手 -开了 - Maybe a European grip. - Ah, I got it.
-好了 -好了 - There we go. - There we go.
干杯 Cheers.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
-干杯 -敬你 - Cheers. - Here's to you.
-干杯 -百威 - Cheers. - Budweiser.
开玩笑的吧 You got to be kidding me.
好吧 Okay.
好了 All right.
没关系 没关系 It's fine, it's fine.
没关系 It's fine!
好了 All right.
该死的 上锁了 And it's fucking locked.
他妈的 Goddamn it.
该死 Oh, shit.
真讨厌 Ah, fuck this.
迪尔拉肯 Oh, Deerlaken.
爱死了 Love it.
好吧 Okay.
一切还好吗 Everything all right?
喂 有人吗 Hel... Yes? Hello?
-我是戴夫 -喂 - It's Dave. - Yes?
德式餐馆的 From the Hofbrau House.
-楼下吗 -对 - From downstairs? - Yes.
-好吧 -一切还好吗 - O-Okay. - Everything all right?
是的 我只是在找无线密码 Yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password.
祝你好运 Good luck.
分大小写吗 Case-sensitive?
不是 我是说祝你好运能连上无线网 No, good luck getting Wi-Fi.
你最好还是用手机吧 You're better off using your phone.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
好的 很好 All right, very good.
-谢谢 -客气 - Thank you. - Sure.
-再见 -晚安 小加 - Goodbye. - Night, Gar.
一切还好吗 Everything all right?
特区加里 Hey, D.C. Gary!
加里 Hey, Gary.
早上好 加里 Good morning, Gary.
好吧 Okay.
-抱歉 加里 -你好 加里 - Excuse me, Gary. - Hi, Gary.
安咖啡馆
你好 加里 Well, hello, Gary.
大小迈克告诉我你是从特区来的 The Mikes told me that you're up from D.C.,
我猜你可能想来一杯 and I figured that you might be on the hunt
不错的咖啡 for some good caffeine.
是 当然 Yes. Um... sure.
我想要一... May I have a...
-一杯咖啡 -一杯咖啡 - Coffee? - A coffee.
加了奶油和两块糖 Cream, two sugars.
我不爱这么喝 但也好 Not how I like it, but good.
如果你不介意的话 And i-if you don't mind, um,
你到杰克家时 能把这个给他吗 when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this?
杰克如果吃不到林兹派就会有点暴躁 Jack, uh, he gets a little cranky if he doesn't get his linzers.
另外我 Oh, and I-I, uh...
我也给你准备了一些糕点 I put a little streusel in there for you, too.
刚做好的 还热着呢 Just made it. Still warm.
行 Okay.
不不不不 Ah, no, no, no, no, no.
你帮我跑腿 所以不用了 You're saving me a trip, so...
好 Okay.
再见 加里 Bye, Gary.
好 再见 Okay. Bye.
祝你度过开心的一天 Have a good one.
谢谢 也祝你度过开心的一天 Thank you. You have a good one.
伙计们 祝你们度过开心的一天 Hey, guys. Have a good one.
女士 祝你度过开心的一天 Hey, lady. Have a good one.
好了 大家都收到祝福了吗 All right. Is everybody having a good one?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
老天 Oh, my God.
妈的 Oh, fuck!
我操 Fuck me!
天啊 Oh, God.
该死 天啊 天啊 Shit! God! God!
阳阳 松糕 退后 Sunny! Muffin! Stand down!
你是安新找的送餐员吗 You Ann's new delivery guy?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我回去再给你拿一份 I'll go back and get you some more of those.
没事 反正我最后可能 It's fine. I'll probably end up
大部分都喂给它们了 giving them most of them anyway.
好吧 Okay.
这条拉布拉多贵宾犬真暴躁 That's an angry labradoodle.
风景真不错 Really beautiful out here.
真让我怀念 Really takes me back.
你是农场长大的 You a farm boy?
不是 Uh, no.
我是政治顾问 Political consultant.
先生 我在网上看到了你的视频 Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet...
就是你大闹市政厅那段 the town hall you busted up.
你谈到的对最弱小的人 Your comments on the responsibility
所负有的义务让我很受触动 to the least of us moved me deeply.
-拿个桶 -我这就拿个桶 - Grab a bucket. - And I'll grab a bucket.
它们过来了 好吧 And here they come. Okay.
我认为我们 I think, increasingly...
在逐渐丧失看到彼此的能力 we have lost the capacity to see each other.
丧失对那些和我们不同的人共情的能力 Empathy for those that we don't resemble.
我不是说党派相争完全不能存在 Not to say partisanship has no place,
但是肯定不该到达 but certainly not at the level of toxicity
目前这种针锋相对的状态 that our current debate incorporates.
"不抛弃任何人"是海军陆战队精神 "No man left behind" is your ethos as a Marine!
但在今时今日 这种精神尤其重要 I think it's especially poignant this day and age!
你的话语针对的是价值观 而非特定群体 Your words spoke to values, not identity.
非常重要 So important.
老天 God.
亚伯拉罕·林肯说过 It was Abraham Lincoln who said,
"唤起我们内心的天良" "An appeal to our better angels."
你出来的好快 You came out of there pretty fast.
你洗手了吗 Did you wash?
行 Okay.
是这样 Here it is.
我希望你能作为民主党候选人 I want you to be the Democratic candidate
竞选迪尔拉肯的市长 for mayor of Deerlaken.
我知道你可能觉得自己不算民主党 Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a Democrat,
但看完你的发言之后 我能向你保证你就是 but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are,
我也愿意让我的公司来帮助你 and I would like to offer my company's services
参加竞选 to help you do so.
谢谢你 Well, I thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
谢谢你今天来帮忙 You know, thanks for the help today.
这是我的荣幸 My pleasure.
但不出意外的话 But all things being equal,
我不想参选 I'd rather not.
好吧 All right.
我能跟你打开天窗说亮话吗 Can I be completely honest with you?
不扯屁话 No bullshit.
注意措辞 Be nice.
我女儿还在呢 My daughter's here.
胳膊塞进母牛的那个 是你女儿吗 That was your daughter, with her-her arm up the c-cow?
好吧 听着 Okay. Look...
民主党正一败涂地 Democrats are getting their asses kicked.
因为像我这样的人不知道怎么和你这样的人沟通 Because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you.
我真的相信你相信我所相信的东西 I really believe that you believe what I believe...
也就是这镇子目前的境遇是不对的 that what is happening in this town is wrong.
这个国家目前的境遇是不对的 What is happening in this country is wrong.
人们彼此离心 People are turning their backs on each other.
我们遗忘了对彼此的需要 We are forgetting that we need each other.
你在发言里提到 What you said in your speech...
强度取决于最弱的一环 strong as our weakest link.
你是认真的吗 Do you mean that?
你那么说的时候是认真的吗 Did you mean it when you said that?
因为如果你是认真的 我认为你就有义务 Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation
努力去强化那些最弱的环节 to try to strengthen those weak links.
并且你能做到 你能 And you can do it. You can do it.
你当市长的话就能做到 You can do it in this sort of position.
你能强化那些最弱的环节 You can help strengthen those... those weak links.
你能做到 You can achieve that.
好吧 Okay...
行 All right.
你知道吗 You know what?
无意冒犯 上校 但是漂亮话人人会说 All due respect, Colonel, anybody can make a speech.
真正的考验是付诸行动 The real test is backing up your words.
你那天在会议上对人们所说的话 The things that you said to those folks in that meeting,
那究竟是原则 was that principle,
还是只是爱好罢了 or was that just a hobby?
记得告诉我 Let me know.
他要三把枪做什么 Why does he need three guns?
天啊 God.
天啊 Oh, God.
-见鬼 -吓到你我很抱歉 老兄 - Shit. - I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine.
你们这些人都不在乎人家锁不锁门吗 Don't you people believe in locks?
或者个人隐私 或者基本的社会契约 Or privacy or basic social contracts?
汤娅给我开的门 Yeah, Tonya let me in.
我告诉她我有重要的事情 I told her I had something important
需要跟你谈谈 I needed to talk to you about.
你愿意参选吗 You'll do it?
只有一个条件 Under one condition.
真棒 说吧 Great. Name it.
你来负责整个竞选活动 You run the damn thing.
我还要照料我的农场 I got the farm to worry about.
我连从哪开始都不知道 Don't have any idea how to even start.
我会让我最好的手下来帮你 I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you.
不不 那不行 No, no, that's not gonna do it.
你 You.
条件是你亲自在这里负责竞选 The deal is you run it from here.
我查过你了 I checked you out.
你履历挺惊人啊 You got one hell of a portfolio.
成交吗 So, deal?
我要一大群牛 I'd like a big clump of the cows
聚在中间这里 right here in the center.
-你们听到了吗 -好 先生 - Do you copy me? - Yes, sir!
好 把它们赶到那边去 Okay. If you can just move 'em over that way.
-好 -好 - Yep! - Okay!
最好让几头牛脸朝这边 And if you could get some of them to face front.
天啊 Oh, my God.
你好 上校 Hey there, Colonel.
加里 Gary.
鲍比 你能来我真是感激不尽 Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here.
我肯定会投你的票的 I'll be certain to vote for you.
大伙 谢谢你们的到来 Thank y'all, folks, for coming.
这就是段简单的参选宣言 So, this is just a quick kickoff.
我们要让你更像农夫一点 Let's make you look a little more like Farmer Jack
而不是注册会计师 and less like Certified Public Accountant Jack.
-搞定 -行 - There you go. - Uh, okay.
-不不 不用了 -别弄了 - Oh, no, no. That's okay. - Quit it.
-不用了 唐尼是吗 -别弄了 - That's okay. Donny, right? - Quit it.
迈克尔 Michael.
迈克尔 我们可以直接给他架个话筒 好吗 Michael, we can just boom him, okay?
就是那种一头有个话筒的杆子 The pole with the thing on the end.
你是搞录音的吗 迈克尔 Do you do sound, Michael?
-查克是搞录音的 -好 - Chuck does sound. - Okay.
但他和家人在湖边呢 But he's at the lake with his family.
好吧 真遗憾他没... Okay, well, that's too bad that he's not...
-没事 不用了 我们直接开始 -不用 - Eh, that's okay. That's okay. We'll just go without. - No.
-谢谢 唐尼 -谢谢 孩子 谢谢 - Thank you, Donny. - Thank you, son. Thank you.
好 Okay.
我们试试看 Let's give it a try.
给你 There you are.
这是 Uh, this is...
你竞选市长的原因 Why you are running for mayor.
引用了巴顿将军 I quote Patton...
还有基督的话 and Jesus.
是改述 Paraphrase.
参加舞会可不能不戴花 And you can't go to the prom without a corsage.
我们来创造奇迹吧 Let's make magic.
好 谢谢你们的到来 All right. Thank you for coming.
能不能让牛安静点 Could we quiet the cows, please?!
谢谢 Thank you!
女士们先生们 这位是杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel Jack Hastings.
那个 So, uh,
我是杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 并且 I am Colonel Jack Hastings, and...
我要竞选市长 I'm running for mayor.
那个 So, uh...
怎么样 How we doing?
好吧 说得很好 All right. Beautifully put.
有什么问题要问上校吗 Are there any questions for the Colonel?
有人吗 Anyone?
别勒 Bueller?
是的 上校 Yes, Colonel.
请报一下姓名和身份 Yes, name and affiliation, please.
-是丹 -请报一下姓名和身份 - It's Dan. - Name and affiliation, please.
我是丹 I'm Dan.
说吧 丹尼尔 Go ahead, Daniel.
让牛安分点 Easy on the cows!
是的 黑斯廷斯先生 上校 Yes, Mr. Hastings, uh, Colonel,
你能再说一遍吗 could you say that again?
因为我刚才没开始录音 Because I-I don't think my recorder was on.
再来一遍 Do it again?
喂 那什么 Hey, you know what?
没关系 It's okay.
-听着 -一会再录 - Now... - We'll get it.
好吧 这头 Okay, this one...
我要的是 What I'm looking for...
不要把黑牛都赶到中间 don't put all the black ones in the center.
他是以温和派的身份参选 He's running as a moderate, okay?
要是能让几头牛脸朝这边 And if you could get some facing this way,
那就太好了 that would be helpful.
今晚迪尔拉肯又传出新闻 More local news tonight out of Deerlaken.
前海军陆战队上校杰克·黑斯廷斯 Former Marine Colonel Jack Hastings
今天宣布将作为民主党人 announcing today that he's running for mayor
杰克·黑斯廷斯 (民主党)迪尔拉肯市长候选人
竞选市长 as a Democrat.
内部人士称 虽然布劳恩可能 While Braun may have an incumbent's advantage,
拥有现任市长的优势 但是黑斯廷斯 political insiders say Hastings
很有希望与他一比高下 is likely to give him a run for his money.
此时此刻 主要的... Happening now, a major...
这要花多少钱 Well, how much is this gonna cost?
钱的问题我来操心 You let me worry about that.
我需要你们出人 出志愿者 What I need from you are people, volunteers.
如果我们想搞出点水花 We got a lot of legwork
就需要很多跑腿的人 if we're gonna make a noise in this thing.
-再来点咖啡 -不用了 - More coffee? - Oh, I'm good.
不用了 丽兹 谢谢 No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks.
你知道我真正需要的是什么吗 You know what I do need?
我需要几桶这种酱汁 I need a couple buckets of that gravy
那样我就可以用来泡澡了 so I can take a bath in it.
太美味了 So good.
好吃极了 Delicious.
我向主厨致意 My compliments to the chef.
我会告诉齐格的 I'll let Ziggy know.
很好 Great.
应该能让他高兴起来 That ought to cheer him up.
买单 丽兹 Just the check, Lizzie.
就来 杰克 Will do, Jack.
开心主厨是怎么回事 What's the deal with the happy chef?
齐格挺好的 Ziggy's all right.
这餐馆是他的 He owns the place.
他可能对选举这件事有点生气 Eh, he may be a bit peeved about the election thing.
他是布劳恩市长的弟弟 He's Mayor Braun's brother.
这餐馆为什么不叫布劳恩 Why isn't this place called Braun's?
大概从朝鲜战争起 这家餐馆就属于汉森家 The Hansens owned this place since probably... Korea.
鲍比·汉森开了这家店 他的孩子经营多年 Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years,
基地关闭后 他们不得不卖掉餐馆 and had to sell once the base closed,
但不管是谁来经营 餐馆永远都叫汉森 but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's.
基地关闭对这个地方打击很大 Base closing really hammered this place.
的确是 Yeah, it did.
一半以上的店面都关门了 More than half of our storefronts have shut down.
事实上 如果我们筹不到资金 In fact, we're losing our high school
高中也要关门了 if we can't come up with the funding.
不管这里的人们有什么愿望 But no matter what folks might wish for here,
都回不去了 it ain't coming back.
"投杰克·黑斯廷斯一票 "Vote for Jack Hastings,
因为不管你有什么愿望 "'cause no matter what you wish for,
永远都回不去了" it ain't never coming back."
我喜欢 很不错 I like it. It's good.
-我不会对人们说谎 -我知道 - I'm not gonna lie to people. - No, I know. I know.
我只是开玩笑 讽刺而已 I was just being witty and cynical.
如果不诚实指出面临的问题 Can't win a battle if you're not honest
你就无法赢得战斗 about what you're really up against.
对 赢不了 No, you cannot.
不够泡澡 Not enough for a bath,
但足够好好泡个脚了 but you can get a good foot soak in.
谢谢 Thank you.
吸管 A straw.
好了 来吧 All right, let's bring it in.
大家都过来 Everybody in.
-电话中心 -电话中心 - Phone bank! - Phone bank.
下次你们就会了 Well, you'll get it next time.
我希望你们语调轻快 Okay, I want you to be upbeat.
积极乐观 I want you to be positive.
我们需要的是积极参与 Active participation is what we're looking for.
他们愿不愿意当志愿者 愿不愿意捐款 Would they volunteer? Would they donate?
我们可以在草坪上竖标牌吗 Can we drop off a lawn sign?
他们愿不愿意捐款 Would they donate?
对 记下来 很好 Yes, write that down. That's good.
这里有一些范本 Got some sample scripts for you there.
联系人名单 Contact list there.
冲向堡垒 To the ramparts!
意思是开工 你们可以开始了 That means go. You can begin.
好了 Now...
你们是我的A队 you guys are my "A" Team.
首先 我们拿上这些草坪标牌 So, first, we're going to take these lawn signs,
把它们竖在所有可用的公共空间 and we're going to put them in all available public spaces.
要让人看见 但不要招人嫌 I want them visible but not obnoxiously so.
现在竖草坪标牌会不会太早了 Isn't it a little early for lawn signs?
不好意思 她... I'm sorry. She just, um...
因为在这里 'Cause just around here,
人们不是很热衷于... sometimes people aren't so keen...
不过 非常感谢 But then, I do appreciate
你做了标牌 that you got the signs made.
我们一直都用草坪标牌 I mean, we've always used lawn signs.
-是的 -几百年来都很有效 - Yeah. - They've worked for hundreds of years, so...
-很好 -对啊 我们用吧 - Great. - Yeah, let's just use 'em.
很好 好了 安 Great. All right, Ann?
-好的 -你来负责市中心 - Okay. - I want you to take the downtown area.
玛莎 戴夫 你们负责39街以西 Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 39?
戴安娜 我要你留在这里... And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here...
-你好 -喂 - Hello? - Yeah?
-负责... -早上好 - to do... - Good morning.
你好 我是马修 我是志愿者 Hi. This is Matthew, and I'm a volunteer
-给您打电话是为了杰克... -马修 - calling with Jack... - Matthew?
-马修... -你好 - Matt... Matthew... - Hello?
你好 Hello?
你在做什么 What are you doing?
-我是齐默 -早上好 齐默先生 - Zimmer. - Good morning, Mr. Zimmer.
我叫迈克 代表黑斯廷斯上校给您打电话 My name is Michael, calling on behalf of Colonel Hastings.
各位 各位 Guys, guys, guys, guys.
好了 我明白怎么回事了 All right, this is what's happening here.
你们用的是办公室通讯录 You're calling off the office contact list.
这才是选民通讯录 This is the voter contact list.
是的 我知道 So, yeah, I know.
你们要用选民通讯录 I want you to call the voter contact list.
我们本来就要给上校投票 We're already voting for the Colonel.
明白了吗 很好 Okay? Good.
我们去竖标牌吧 Let's go do the signs, too.
天啊 Oh, my God.
大家继续加油 Keep doing that, guys.
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加里 特区加里 Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary!
-你好 -加里 过来 - Hi. - Hey, Gar, come on over.
好吧 来了 Okay. All right.
不中 不中 不中 Nothing, nothing, nothing.
一个六 一个五 That's a six. That is a five.
还有一个四 看啊 And a four. Look at that.
-还有一个七 -天啊 - And a seven. - Oh, my... Oh!
归我了 宝贝 I'm keeping it, baby!
伙计们 Hey, everybody.
这是特区加里 This is D.C. Gary.
他住在德式餐馆楼上 He's staying above the Hofbrau.
-很高兴见到你们 -欢迎来到贵宾休息室 - Good to see you. - Welcome to The Ambassador's Lounge.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
听说你是来帮助上校的 Hear you're in town helping the Colonel.
-是的 -他是个好人 - Yes, I am. - He's a good man.
是的 他是个好人 He is. He is a good man.
这是你的竞选办公室吗 So, is this your campaign office here?
这里 This?
不 这是贵宾休息室 No, this is The Ambassador's Lounge,
本地顶级企业家 运动员和善谈者的 an elite, uh, social club of the area's top entrepreneurs,
精英社交俱乐部 athletes and raconteurs.
就是个狗窝 It's a shithole.
伙计们 Hey, guys.
杰克已经把草坪标牌做好了 Jack's already got lawn signs printed up.
我得走了 Well, I got to head out.
有很多工作要做 Got a lot of work to catch up on.
很高兴见到大家 Pleasure meeting everybody.
神父 你要不要跟他一起走 Hey, Father, you want to go with him?
他可能需要奇迹 He might need a miracle or two.
继拉福莱特州长之后 This town hasn't had a Democrat mayor
这镇上还没有过民主党市长 since La Follette ruled these parts, and...
从七十年代起就没有过民主党 hasn't had a Democratic Party since the '70s.
光靠草坪标牌肯定不够 Gonna take a little bit more than lawn signs.
好吧 Okay.
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校竞选市长
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 Colonel Jack Hastings.
接受战争的洗礼 Tempered by war.
锁链的强度取决于最弱的一环 Chain's only as strong as its weakest link.
受到信仰的驱使 Driven by faith.
我是兄弟的守护人 I am my brother's keeper.
新型民主党人 A new kind of Democrat.
腹地的民主党人 A Democrat for the heartland.
杰克·黑斯廷斯 更温和的民主党人 Jack Hastings, a redder kind of blue.
本条广告资金来自真正的美国人... Paid for by Real Americans for...
你在打什么主意 齐默 What are you up to, Zimmer?
我告诉你们 杰克可能会成为大人物 I am telling you guys, Jack could be the real deal,
席卷全国 on a national level.
席卷全国 On a national level?
他就像是... It's like he's a cross between...
-麦克阿瑟上将和麋鹿肉干的结合 -什么 - MacArthur and elk jerky. - Wait, what?
再加上那种测试握力的机器 And one of those machines that test grip strength.
完美到不真实了 Sounds too good to be true.
我的天 Oh, my God.
布劳恩; 竞选迪尔拉肯市长 本条广告资金来自迪尔拉肯市长家族
分号 Semicolon.
她上钩了 She took the bait.
开始了 小子们 比赛开始 It's on here, boys. Game on.
-衬托他出风头 明白吗 -明白 - And let him be the star, you know? - Yeah.
-没错 -那么 - Yep. - So...
♪ 总是有黑斯廷斯的影子 ♪ ♪ A little bit of Hastings all the time ♪
♪ 我们即将赢得选举 耶耶耶 ♪ ♪ We're gonna win election, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
没错 我来了 Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am.
是的 党派人士 你们好 Yes. Hello, party people.
人生在世 引领变革 It's a beautiful day to be alive
真是美好的一天 and on the vanguard of change.
谁想吃点东西 Who wants something to eat?
美味极了 They're so delicious.
好吧 Okay.
怎么回事 What's going on?
干嘛都耷拉着脸 Why all the long faces?
你没看到吗 Did you not see it?
那块广告牌 The billboard.
主街上大字写着"投布劳恩市长一票"的那个 The one on Main with the giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"?
-就是那个 -怎么了 - Yes. - What about it?
"怎么了" "What about it?"
那是麦格雷戈·福特的广告牌 That's the Macgregor Ford billboard.
好 Okay.
好 大概四十年来那都是 Okay, so it's been the Macgregor Ford billboard
麦格雷戈·福特的广告牌 for probably 40 years.
天知道那有多贵 God only knows how much it cost.
而且布劳恩租用了杰瑞的老办公室 And it looks like Braun has taken over Jerry's old office
作为竞选总部 as some sort of campaign headquarters.
等等 等一下 Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Hold on.
你是说市长 Um, are you telling me that the mayor,
竞选连任 who's running for reelection,
决定大肆宣传吗 has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor?
还组建了竞选办公室 And he's doing it from a... campaign office?
天啊 我...这... Oh, my God! Oh, I... This is...
太突然了 This is overwhelming to me.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我不...我... I don't... I...
什么... What...
我要疯了 I have the vapors. I...
我喘不上气 I'm hyperventilating.
这些勺子立在墙上干嘛 Why are these spoons just standing there?
你不明白 You don't get it.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
你不明白 You don't get it.
你知道那有多贵吗 Do you have any idea how much that costs?
那办公室有350平方米 Well, that space is 3,800 square feet,
每平米大概200美元一年 and it runs for $20 a square foot yearly.
两个月就是7600美元 Prorated to two months is $7,600.
那块广告牌的花费就不太好猜了 The billboard, a little bit harder to decipher.
不过根据其所处的位置 But I'd say, based on the location
还有布劳恩市长的孤注一掷 八千块 and Mayor Braun's desperation, 8K all-in.
包括设计和印刷费用 Design and printing included.
我说不好 大致如此 I don't know, maybe something like that.
布劳恩不可能有那么多钱 Well, there's no way that Braun's got that much money.
除非...我们这场竞选 Unless... this little campaign of ours
引起了共和党的注意 has caught the attention of the national Republican Party
他们送来了资金和援兵 and they are sending money and reinforcements.
没关系 It's okay.
这正是我们所希望的 It's exactly what we wanted to happen.
他们害怕了 They are scared.
国家层面上的 On a national level,
害怕杰克上校 they are scared of Colonel Jack.
所以我们得做下一步计划 So we have to plan our next move.
过来 Come here.
围过来 Gather round.
我们需要 We're going to need...
像这样的 something a little like...
东西 that.
英雄老兵对抗小镇的狭隘思想
向下滚屏 And you scroll down.
立即捐款
有一个捐赠按钮 There's a "Donate" Button.
点击一下就能捐款 Well, the money be just one clicky away.
点击后跳转到哪里 And one clicky goes to where?
我们的网站 Our website.
我们没有网站... We don't have a web...
如果你觉得他不会为你而战
那你就不了解 杰克
-好棒 -口号不错吧 - Awesome. - Good slogan, right?
你总是先行一步 You were one step ahead the whole time.
三步或四步 但还是谢谢 Well, three or four, but thank you very much.
我接受夸奖 I will take that.
知道我怎么知道你来了吗 Know how I knew you were here?
你的小妹妹痒了 Your pussy tingled.
广告牌上的分号 Semicolon on the billboard.
经典的费丝·布鲁斯特式滥用标点 Classic Faith Brewster over-punctuation.
老齐 你们拼命讨好多元化群体 Look, Zim, y'all punched your ticket on a changing demographic,
现在白人不要你们了 and now whitey don't want you back.
好吧 杰布 感叹号 Okay, Jeb, exclamation point.
你来干什么 Why are you here?
因为我喜欢打击你 Because I enjoy demoralizing you.
因为浇灭你的最后一丝希望 Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes
让我爽翻了 really gets me off.
你太扭曲了 费丝 You are a twisted fuck, Faith.
你不了解杰克 And you don't know Jack.
别告诉我这就是你想出来的 Please don't tell me that is the campaign slogan
竞选口号 you came up with.
老齐 这个人不是绝地武士 This guy, Zim, he's not the last Jedi,
即使他是 我还是会毁了他 and even if he were, I'd still crush him
因为我就是干这个的 because that's what I do.
你知道照这样说 你就是黑武士 You realize, in that analogy, you're Darth Vader.
随你怎么说 呆子 Whatever you say, nerd.
-很高兴见到你 -是啊 - It's good to see you. - Yeah.
你发福了 You look fat.
味道好极了 安 Divine, Ann.
改天你得告诉我秘方 You have to tell me your secret sometime.
我绝不会告诉你 I would never tell you.
我绝不会告诉她 I'll never tell her.
加了奶油和两块糖 Cream, two sugars.
-不 我不爱这么喝 -我知道 但是... - No, that's not how I take it. - I know, but...
这是我给你准备的一些糕点 and here-here's some streusel I made for you,
-还热着呢 -不不 安 我不能吃 - and, um, it's still warm. - No, no, no, no, Ann, I can't.
-我还给你做了一些饼干 -不行 - And then these are cookies I made for you. - I can't.
-我长胖了 不能吃了 -这些... - I'm getting fat. I can't do that. - They're...
-但这些就是为你做的 -谢谢 - They're called the Garys, though. - Thank you.
-我做这些... -我知道 很感谢 - I made these... - I know. I appreciate it.
-谢谢 好了 -好吧 - Thank you. Okay. - Yeah. Okay.
-好吧 再见 -好的 - Okay, bye-bye. - All right, then.
谢谢 那就这样 Thank you. All right, then.
-再见 祝你度过开心的一天 -好的 - Bye-bye. Have a good day. - Okay.
白白做了一夜 Up all night for nothing.
-回来了 拿着吧 -好吧 就今天 - Coming back. There you go. - All right, just today.
-好的 -谢谢 - Okay. - Yeah. Thank you.
再见 再见 Bye-bye, now. Bye-bye.
再见 小加 Bye, Gar.
祝你度过开心的一天 Have a good one.
距选举日还有28天
杰克 37%
布劳恩市长 43% 浮动7%
好了 晚安 Okay, good night.
晚安 我不知道还有人在 Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here.
我只是想确认 I just wanted to make sure
做好明天的准备了 everything was set for tomorrow.
我刚完成了移民宣传册 I was just finishing up these pamphlets on immigration.
听起来好复杂 That sounds complicated.
希望思想狭隘的人能看懂 I hope the small minds can manage.
抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
有时候向基本盘传递的信息 Sometimes, messaging for the base
并不能引起更广泛选民的共鸣 doesn't resonate with the broader electorate.
好吧 Okay.
所以为了取悦他们 你得轻视我们 So, to flatter them, you have to condescend to us.
我懂了 I get it.
不不 不是... No, no, that wasn't...
不是那样... that wasn't what...
抱歉 Sorry.
你爸怎么样 How's your dad doing?
他还好吗 紧张吗 Is he okay? Nervous?
不 No.
不紧张 他有什么好紧张的 他上过战场 No? Well, why would he be? He's been through a war.
这对他来说是小事一桩 He's not gonna sweat a fish fry.
对 他不是会紧张的人 No, he doesn't really get nervous.
只是沉默 Just quiet.
对 Right.
家族遗传 Runs in the family.
或许吧 Maybe.
是的 Yes, my, uh...
我妈才是健谈的那个 my mom was really more of the talker.
她... She was...
你认识那种活跃气氛的人吗 You ever know anyone that just lit up a room?
她就是 Well, she was that.
嗯 Yeah.
-她听起来很棒 -是的 - She sounds great. - Yeah.
你爸为什么要插手这些事 So, why did your dad get involved with all this?
为什么要在会议上发言 I mean, why speak at that meeting?
为什么要抛头露面参选 Why run when it involves talking and people?
我想他只是爱这个镇子 I think he just loves this town.
为了拯救它 他愿意做任何事 You know, I think he'd do anything to save it.
那你呢 What about you?
为了拯救他 I guess I would do
我愿意做任何事 just about anything to save him.
好了 祝你度过开心的一天 Okay. You have a good day, now.
我要一个 I'll just take one.
今晚过得怎么样 Hey. How are you this evening?
要宣传册吗 投杰克上校一票 Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack.
杰克上校的宣传册 Colonel Jack pamphlet.
投杰克上校一票 Vote for Colonel Jack.
永远的迪尔拉肯
你们好吗 How are y'all doing?
神奇的数据库 Incredible database.
对 你们的所有信息都在这里 Yeah. And all your information is in there.
加里 抱歉我迟到了 Hey, Gary. Sorry I'm late.
我在等这些东西完工 I was just waiting for these to get finished.
除了宣传册 啤酒保温套 Beer Koozies might be a little more helpful
或许能有点帮助 than just the pamphlets.
而且真的很简单 And this is actually very simple.
只要输入你的姓氏 You just type in your family's name...
那个摊位有多大啊 How big is that booth?
-费丝 -加里 - Faith. - Gary.
你看起来业务繁忙 You seem to be doing a brisk business.
"永远的迪尔拉肯" "Deerlaken: always."
所以很明显 So, apparently,
"迪尔拉肯高于一切"被人注册了 "Deerlaken über alles" was copyrighted?
我们本来准备用"我支持他" Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him"
后来我们想起来这听着太蠢了 until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded.
不不不 我挺喜欢的 No, no, no, no. I love it.
我喜欢这个全镇家谱的想法 I love the whole town genealogy angle.
有非常大胆的 It's got a real bold
"你都不是本地人"的风味 "you ain't from around here" flavor.
还有微妙的 With subtle notes of,
排外气息 xenophobia.
更别提认知失调了 Not to mention the cognitive dissonance
你的摊位简直就是写给移民的情书 that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration.
你真是好眼力 That's a great observation.
所以这些人全是伪君子 So all these people are hypocrites?
-我能搞得定 -你手上只有恐惧 - I'd run with that. - All you have is fear.
这就说到重点了 Now we're getting somewhere.
赌二十块 我利用恐惧 20 bucks says I do better with fear
强过你利用羞愧 than you do with shame.
好了 都搞定了 布鲁斯特女士 Okay. It's all set, Miss Brewster.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, sweetie.
瞧瞧这是谁 Well, well, well.
真抱歉 齐先生 I'm really sorry, Mr. Z.
我喜欢跟你们共事 但是... I like working with you guys, but...
我在存钱买车 她给我们付工资 I'm saving up for a car, and she's paying us.
"她给我们付工资" "Eh, she's paying us."
你可真是坚守自己的立场啊 Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there...
他叫迈克尔 It's Michael.
-迈克尔 我知道他叫迈克尔 -他叫迈克尔 - Michael. I know his name is Michael. - His name is Michael.
-不 你不知道 -我知道 - No, you don't. - I know it.
-我这是意味深长的停顿 迈克尔 -没事 迈克尔 - I was pausing for effect, Michael. - It's okay, Michael.
品格决定命运 迈克尔 Character is destiny, Michael.
-品格决定命运 -别听他的 他就是个混蛋 - Character is destiny. - Don't listen to him. He's a jerk.
打脸了 Good burn.
杰克在这里生活了三十年 Jack has lived here for 30 years.
你真的以为你可以展开竞选 You really think you can run a campaign
把他描绘成一名外来政客吗 that paints him as a carpetbagger?
可能不行 但我可以宣称你是 Probably not, but I think I can run one that says you are.
-要啤酒保温套吗 -我的天 - Beer Koozie? - Oh, my God.
黑斯廷斯保温套 Hastings Koozie?
-是的 -不错啊 - Yeah. - Touché.
的确 就在我们的摊位上 That's right. That's in our booth.
-你觉得如何 -我要一个 - What do you think of that? - Yeah, I'll take one.
你下面感觉如何 What do you think of that right there?
你感觉如何 What do you think of that?
我不是 I don't...
抱歉 不是对你说的 多特 Sorry. Not you, Dot.
多特啊 Oh, Dot.
我们不能这么做 We're not doing this.
什么 What?
你翻了我的东西 You go through my stuff?
为什么来这 你有你自己的房间 Why here? You have your own room.
我不想一个人抽烟 I don't want to smoke alone.
拜托 Oh, come on. Are...
不是吧 Really?
加里 我好无聊 Gary, I'm bored.
拜托 我们能暂时忘了那些吗 Please, can we just forget it?
你已经表明立场了 You've made your point.
这世上还有满手是茧的民主党人 There's Democrats with calloused hands.
我保证这对中期选举来说是个好兆头 Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise.
我们能赶紧回华盛顿吗 Now, can we just all go back to Washington
忘掉我们在这个把从牛奶里 and forget that we ever made camp in a place
撇出来的垃圾当食物吃的地方扎过营 where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food?
那叫凝乳干酪 很好吃 They are called cheese curds, and they are delicious.
很恶心 They're disgusting.
是做肉汁乳酪薯条的必备食材 And you can't make poutine without them.
-拜托 -走啊 - Come on. Please. - Go.
你可以走啊 你没必要待在这里 You can go. You don't have to be here.
我向这里的人承诺过 I made these people a promise.
我是个好人 I'm a good person.
这是你最后的机会 老齐 It's your last chance, Zim.
我会小题大做的 I'm gonna make a big deal of this.
大堆媒体 大笔金钱 你会输的 Tons of press, lots of money. You're gonna lose,
你会看起来像个超级混蛋 and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole.
好 那正是我想要的 Good. That's what I want.
不是说混蛋 而是你小题大做 Not the asshole but for you to make a big deal of this.
我希望小题大做 这本来就是件大事 I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal.
那我们来加点码 Well, let's make it interesting.
好啊 有何不可 Okay, why don't we?
输家要给赢家口交一小时 The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour.
你最好找个大围嘴 要开饭了 You better grab a big old bib, 'cause it's chow time.
吃屌时间 Dick chow time.
因为我会赢的 'Cause I'm gonna win,
你要吃我的屌一小时 and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour.
你知道吗 And you know something?
对吃屌来说 一小时可长了 That's a long time, dick-eating-wise.
可长了 A long time!
吃我的屌 To eat my dick.
在这个疯狂的危险世界里 In a dangerous world gone mad...
我们需要情绪稳定的领导者 we need emotionally stable leadership.
愤怒
暴力
精神失常
不稳定
只有布劳恩市长足够稳定 Only Mayor Braun is stable enough
布劳恩市长 强大
布劳恩市长 稳定
以维护迪尔拉肯的安全 to keep Deerlaken safe,
布劳恩市长 安全
维护其原本的模样 to keep Deerlaken Deerlaken.
布劳恩 竞选市长
我接到了 I got you.
我是布劳恩市长 我认可这条信息 I'm Mayor Braun, and I approve this message.
给你 Here.
布劳恩 竞选市长
本条广告资金来自支持信仰与自由的 Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin Families
传统威斯康星州家庭 for Faith and Freedom.
他们的办公室就在我们对面 They've taken the office just across from mine.
他们肯定在招兵买马 They're definitely ramping up,
所以我需要全部人手 so I'm gonna need the full crew.
如果齐默想在狗屎镇站住脚 If Zimmer wants to take a stand in Turdsville, USA,
我们就把他葬送在这里 I say we bury him here.
抱歉 Sorry.
不是狗屎 Not a turd.
是美国的心脏与灵魂 Heart and soul of America.
我要分析部的那个呆子 Get me the nerdy guy from analytics.
-谁 -我不知道他叫什么 - Who's that? - I don't know his name.
他戴眼镜 穿格子衫 He wears glasses and plaid.
-胡子乱七八糟 -哪一个 - Has a very complicated beard. - Which one?
都说这么清楚了你还不知道是哪个吗 How the fuck does that not narrow it down? I...
-活见鬼 -什么 - God fucking damn it. - What?
把所有人都派来 立刻马上 And send me everyone by yesterday.
这就去办 I'll get on it.
抱歉 多特 Sor... Hey, Dot.
-加里 -老大 - Gary. - Hey, big guy?
-说 -我们有麻烦了 - Yes. - We got a problem.
怎么了 What's up?
凑不齐焦点小组吗 Having trouble rounding up focus groups?
不是 No.
我不知道该说什么 I don't even know what to say.
各位 Hey, hey, everybody.
这里为什么是拨号上网 Do we know why we have dial-up in this space?
达菲在店面关门前刚升级的 Duffy had it upgraded right before he closed the shop.
升级之前是什么 Upgraded from what?
-什么都没有 -我们可以想办法 - Nothing. - Well, is there any way
从别的地方接无线网过来吗 we can piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace?
有个孩子们去的地方 他们在那写作业 There's a place where the kids go and they do homework
玩游戏之类 and they play games and whatnot.
-我知道密码 -好的 - I know the password. - Okay.
-解决问题 -太好了 - Solving problems. - Nice!
迪尔拉肯高中
我觉得你们不能待在这里 Listen, I... I don't think you're allowed to be here
除非你们来学校有公事 所以... unless you're on official school business, so...
好吧 这位警官 Okay, look, uh, Officer...
-汤米 -汤米警官 - Tommy. - Officer Tommy.
我们是黑斯廷斯竞选团队的 We are with the Hastings campaign,
我们正在忙工作 and we're trying to get some work done here.
时间比较紧 It's sort of time-sensitive.
这样吧 So... um, okay, here we go.
给你一支笔 Here is a pen.
-好 -还有 - Okay. - And...
-一个喝啤酒的玩意 -保温套 - one of these beer thingies. - Koozie.
保温套 Koozie, and, uh...
谢谢你的服务 thank you for your service.
真要命 For God sakes.
你们好啊 Hello, boys.
先生们 他们都是孩子 Gentlemen, these are children!
孩子啊 Children!
-做得很好 -你们知道那像什么样吗 - Great job, guys. - And do you know what that looked like?
坐在车里 Sitting in your car?
一帮盯着电脑的男人 A bunch of boys on the computer?
不必了 谢谢 No, no, no. Thank you.
看来他们把你们从拘留所放出来了 So, I see they sprung you from detention, huh?
是啊 显然小镇的好客 Yeah, apparently, small-town hospitality
不适用于无线网络 doesn't apply to Wi-Fi.
他们不太喜欢陌生人 They're not too keen on strangers staking out
在学校停车场监视 事关孩子们 a school parking lot... you know, kids and all.
现在想想 完全说得通 Yeah, in hindsight, that makes complete sense.
各位 我能和你们说几句吗 Guys, could I talk to you for a sec?
来我的办公室 My office.
过来吧 找个座位 Come on in. Have a seat.
你可以把门开着 You can leave the door open.
是这样的 Here's the deal.
我们的对手比我想象的 Our opponents are pumping way more into this
更加大手笔 than I ever expected them to.
黑斯廷斯上校 竞选市长
这些破旧的设备搞不定 This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly.
我们要加强筹款活动 We need to up our fundraising game.
好吧 Okay. That's...
没问题 你是说街头集市 还是... Sure. Do you want to do, uh, like, a street fair or...?
这是个好主意 That's a good idea.
不 这不是好主意 No, it's not a good idea.
不 我们不做那个 Don't... No, we're not gonna do that.
你去过纽约吗 Have you ever been to New York?
天啊 赶紧拔掉好吗 Oh, my God, please unplug it.
赶紧拔掉好吗 Please unplug it.
快拔掉 Unplug it!
我刚才看了宾客名单 I'm just looking at the guest list here.
不错 出席人数很多 Great. Great turnout.
尤其考虑到是临时通知的 Especially considering the short notice.
很不错 Really good.
你吃过这个吗 You ever have one of those?
吃过 青豆 Yeah, green beans.
扁豆 Haricot vert.
不就是法语的"青豆"吗 Isn't that French for "green beans"?
这种更可口 These are more delicate.
更清淡 更有风味 Thinner, more flavorful.
我都不知道你会说法语 I didn't know you spoke French.
你想来什么吗 Would you like something?
不用 No, no.
我吃太大声了吗 This too loud?
理查德和金妮·皮勒做东 Richard and Ginnie Peeler are hosting.
他是对冲基金名流 He's a hedge fund swell.
她25年来一直在拯救哈德逊河 She's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years.
理查德·皮勒 Richard Peeler. Yeah?
明白了 Got it.
你是小孩吗 Are you, like, 12?
不仅仅是那些隔沙池更深了 It's not only that the sand traps are deeper,
还有沙子的质量 but the quality of the sand at...
失陪一下 加里 Excuse me. Gary! Hey.
迪克·皮勒[剥屌器] Dick Peeler.
加里 谢谢你能来 Gary, thank you for coming.
我的荣幸 感谢你邀请我们 My pleasure. Thanks for having us.
我们非常激动 Well, we're really, really excited.
我们非常激动 杰克 杰克 We're excited. Jack! Jack!
我想介绍你认识理查德·皮勒 I'd like you to meet Richard Peeler.
-幸会 -杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 - What an honor. - Colonel Jack Hastings.
很高兴认识你 Very nice to meet you.
-谢谢你邀请我们 -我很荣幸 - Thank you for... having us. - Oh, it's really an honor.
这是货真价实的场合 No, it's, uh, you know, the authentic thing here.
我明白 很棒吧 I see that. It's amazing.
你们想喝点什么吗 Can I get you something to drink?
当然 你想喝什么 Sure. What would you like?
我想喝茶 I'd like a little, uh, tea.
甘菊茶 如果有的话 Chamomile if you have it.
好吧 All right.
没问题 你要苏格兰威士忌 That's fine. You want a Scotch.
-是的 谢谢 -我就知道 - Yes, please. - Yes, I know that.
他是个罪犯 He's a criminal.
谢谢 Thank you.
他是个罪犯 He's a criminal.
相信我 我和他做过生意 Trust me, I've done deals with him.
我国的民主正在分崩离析 Our democracy is falling apart.
就要消失了 We're gonna lose it.
《纽约时报》专栏作家
汤姆·弗里德曼有句话说得很好 Tom Friedman had a great line.
我认为他是总统中的比特币 I like to say he's the Bitcoin of presidents.
她的整个礼服系列都是中国制造的 Her whole dress line was made in China.
那个人精神有问题 The man is mentally ill.
对特朗普的黑称
贱人·蠢蛋 Fuckface von Clownstick.
我疯了 我们都应该疯了才对 I'm mad? We should all be mad.
什么样的人才会猎杀大象 I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants?
还没有太多的... And there's not a whole lot of the, um...
怎么说的来着 What did you call that?
-从农场到餐桌 -从农场到餐桌 - Farm-to-table. - The farm-to-table.
我觉得都差不多... I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh...
一定程度上都是从农场到餐桌吧 all goes from farms to tables of some kind.
你们能来捧场我们很高兴 We're so excited that you're all here.
清真食
史前食
我们心怀感激 And we are so thankful
犹太洁食
我们的老朋友又为我们 to our old friend for presenting us
安排了一个增长见识并振奋人心的夜晚 with another informative and, uh, just stimulating evening.
你们认识他 你们爱他 You know him. You love him.
有时候也讨厌 And sometimes hate.
-写支票时讨厌 不过... -是的 - Hate writing the checks, but, uh, you know. - Yeah.
-加里 -谢谢 非常感谢 - Gary. - Thank you. Thanks so much.
谢谢大家能来 Thanks for coming.
谢谢大家 And thank you...
请大家继续为皮勒夫妇鼓掌 Keep that going for the Peelers, please.
感谢他们的慷慨好客 Their tremendous hospitality.
除了感谢你们今天的到来 Listen, I'm not gonna take up too much of your time
我不会占用太多时间 other than to say thank you all for being here.
但有一件事我得说说 One thing I do want to say, though, is that
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校是美国 Colonel Jack Hastings is the embodiment
伟大精神的化身 of America's real greatness.
为国家服役 努力工作 充满信仰 Service to nation, hard work, faith.
这些精神不是共和党独有的 对吧 Republicans don't own those values, do they?
不是他们独有的 They don't own 'em.
不可能是独有的 They can't.
包容 Inclusion.
这是最重要的精神 That's the most important of all.
但有时 我们会陶醉于 But sometimes, we get comfortable
自己的意识形态气泡中 in our own little ideological bubbles.
我能看到 I see them.
你们不一定能看到 但我能看到 You can't see them, necessarily, but I see 'em.
那就有一个小气泡 There's a little bubble there.
那也有一个小气泡 There's a little bubble there.
我们就忘记了要伸出手 And we forget to reach out.
去寻求共情与理解 To find empathy and understanding
跨越宗教或者种族 across religious or racial
或者只是地理界限 or just plain geographical boundaries.
我希望今晚可以改变这一点 哪怕只改变一点点 And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit.
那么事不宜迟 So, without further ado,
请大家与我一起欢迎 I would like you to join me in welcoming
威斯康星州迪尔拉肯的下一任市长 the next mayor of Deerlaken, Wisconsin,
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 Colonel Jack Hastings.
说得好 Hear, hear.
谢谢大家 Thanks, folks.
还要谢谢加里 And thanks to Gary
-和皮勒夫妇 -谢谢 - and to the Peelers. - Thank you.
这房子真的很漂亮 Wow, this is a great house.
真的很漂亮 It's a great house.
我看出你们有些人 I see some of you are...
在想我是来干嘛的 wondering what I'm doing here.
而且 And...
我觉得我也想知道 I think I'm wondering the same.
问题就在这里吧 I guess that's the point.
没有这事的话 你们可能永远都不会认识我 Without all this, you might never have met me.
我肯定也不会有机会认识你们 And I certainly wouldn't have met you.
但是 But...
现在我们认识了 now we have.
所以... So, uh...
上校 上校 Colonel, Colonel.
-嗯 -我是《华盛顿号角报》的加里·齐默 - Yeah. - Gary Zimmer from "The D.C. Bugle."
为什么 Why...
为什么一群拘谨的上西区人士要关心 Why should a bunch of uptight Upper West Siders care about
威斯康星州的一个小镇 a little town in Wisconsin?
很难说 It's hard to say.
我们很痛苦 I guess we're hurting,
需要你的帮助 looking for help from you.
我们能如何帮助呢 What can we do to help?
我来回答 给钱 I'll take that. Money.
钱 Money.
其实这是个严肃的问题 It's a serious question, actually.
我们的政治似乎一片狼藉 You know, our politics seem broken.
上校 你认为我们的体制最大的弱点是什么 Colonel, what do you see is the system's greatest weakness?
我觉得 首先来说 Well, I guess, for one thing,
这就是 this.
这里 今晚 Here, tonight.
我无意冒犯 And I mean no disrespect.
我只是觉得这有点疯狂 I just think this seems a bit crazy.
我想帮助我的镇子 I want to help my town.
我想当市长 I want to be mayor,
管理威斯康星州的一座小镇 some town in the middle of Wisconsin.
于是我没有留在家里 So, instead of being home
想些聪明的办法来帮助我的镇子 working on some smart things to help my town,
而是飞来你们的镇子 I have to fly here to your town
说服你们 我的镇子值得被拯救 and convince you that my town's worth saving.
还有我也值得 And that I'm worth it.
对你们来说 拯救它是值得的 And that saving it is worth it to you.
就为了让你们给我钱 All so you can give me some money.
不是给我的镇子 而是给我钱 Not for my town, but for me.
用来说服我的镇子 我值得当市长 To help convince my town that I'm worth it.
这事... I mean...
听起来太愚蠢了 I don't know, it just sounds so stupid.
还在哭吗 Still crying?
还有点 A little bit.
你打算一路哭回家吗 You gonna do that all the way home?
是的 Yes.
为什么 Why?
因为安全带的标志亮着 Because the seat belt sign is on
我不能起身去拥抱你 and I can't get up to hug you.
见鬼 杰克 Damn, Jack.
你走进那间屋子 You walked in there,
走进了虎穴 就那样... into the lion's den like that...
丹尼尔 Daniel.
嗯 然后就... Yeah, and just...
你直截了当地告诉他们 这样不对 you told 'em, straight up, this isn't right.
这样是错的 这个体制已经腐坏了 This is wrong. The system is corrupt.
我有问题 你有问题 I'm out of order? You're out of order.
整个体制都出问题了 The whole damn system's out of order!
指1971年美国阿提卡监狱暴动事件
阿提卡 阿提... Attica! Att...
钱 Money.
天啊 他们的钱就是问题所在 Oh, God, their money is the problem?
你真该看看他们的表情 You should've seen their faces.
我看到了 I saw.
他们买账了 They ate it up.
我们可以随便开价的 We could've named our price.
费丝绝对比不过我们 Oh, no way Faith matches.
为什么这么说 And why is that, now?
因为他们是花钱阻止 Because they're spending to stop something,
而我们是花钱开启 and we're spending to start something.
我要抓狂了 I'm mad as hell,
真的受不了了 and I can't take it anymore!
加里 青豆吃吗 Gary, you... green bean?
不吃 No.
好吧 不了 谢谢 Okay. No, thank you.
我告诉你 他绝对值得 I'm telling you, he is the real deal.
他就是可以控制下半身的比尔·克林顿 It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control.
愿意去教堂 并且骨密度更高的 Like a churchgoing Bernie Sanders
伯尼·桑德斯 with better bone density.
-他...他们来了 -你好 早上好 - He... Oh, here they are. - Hello. Good morning.
他们来了 Here they are.
女士们先生们 欢迎迪尔拉肯的下一任市长 Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of Deerlaken
和他才华横溢的长女 and his talented first daughter.
-请跟我来 -你真是火力全开啊 - Please join me. - You are fired up, huh?
我火力...我哪有道理不火力全开呢 I am fired... Why wouldn't I be fired up?
我正在与民主党的未来携手共进 I am working with the future of the Democratic Party here.
你爸那天晚上简直无与伦比 Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent.
他震撼全场 He crushed it.
因此 我想向你们展示 And because of that, I'd like to show you
你们的劳动成果 the fruits of your labor.
因为他太厉害了 我才能够雇来... Because he was so good, I was able to hire...
A队 the "A" team.
我开玩笑的 I'm just kidding.
她们才不是A队 They're not the "A" team.
不是说你们不优秀 Not that you aren't great.
但这... But this...
才是真正的A队 is the real "A" team.
我明白 但我要数据 I get it, but what are the numbers?
你认识科特·雷曼吧 负责民调和建模 You know Kurt Lehman, polling and modeling.
我的天 Oh, my God.
-是的 你好 -你好 - Yes. Hi. - Hi.
他帮助我们了解选区 He gives us a window into the electorate.
-你好 -你好吗 - Hi. - Hey. How are you?
他是这行最厉害的 Best in the business.
所有人都预测希拉里会压倒性胜过特朗普时 When everyone was predicting Hillary in a landslide over Trump,
科特是唯一一个预测她险胜的人 Kurt was the one guy who had her just barely beating him.
我的模型捕捉到了趋势曲线 My models just picked up the trend lines, so...
如果晚一两个月进行选举的话 If the election had taken place a month or two later...
我的数据绝对百分百准确 My numbers would've been 100% on the money.
厉害 Impressive.
客气 Well...
他只是错得最不严重罢了 Well, he was the least wrong.
蒂娜·克利耶夫 负责分析 Tina Kuryev, analytics.
她帮助我们了解选民 She gives us a window into the voters.
很高兴认识你 先生 Good to meet you, sir.
我以为那是民调的任务 I thought, uh, polling did that.
-是的 -他告诉你们他觉得选民有什么感受 - It does. - Well, he tells you how he thinks they feel.
我告诉你们选民真实的感受 I tell you how they really feel.
-人人都是骗子 -又来了 - People are liars. - Here we go.
他可以告诉你们人们声称自己去教堂的频率 He can tell you how often people say they go to church.
她可以告诉你们他们到底去不去 She can tell you if they actually go.
我可以告诉你们他们心中有没有上帝 I can tell you if God is in their hearts.
-我的天 -蒂娜是搞网络分析的 - Oh, my God. - Tina's in online analytics.
我能不能说一句 Hey, can I just say...
我们也把欺骗纳入考虑范围了 we take deception into account, too, okay?
是的 民调是一门艺术 Yeah, polling is an art form, but,
但有足够的科学依据 you know, there's plenty of science to back it up.
还在打座机电话的人如是说 Says the guy still calling landlines.
人们会把真相告诉电脑 好吧 People tell computers the truth, right?
他们的欲望 他们的偏见 Their desires, their prejudices.
每一次检索 每一笔交易 Every search, every transaction...
都是无设防的私密时刻 it's an unguarded private moment.
所以没有误差 懂吗 So there's no, uh, margin of error, you know?
数字足迹就是你真实的自我 The digital footprint is your true self.
但人们肯定要比他们的 But, surely, people are more complicated
网络交易记录更复杂吧 than their online transactions.
家里有三只猫 Well, says the woman with three cats
并不断搜索疱疹病毒的女士如是说 and an intense search history of the herpes virus.
其中一只猫... One of the cats...
这合法吗 Is this legal?
你指的是执法机构还是上帝视角 Law enforcement or in the eyes of God?
距选举日还有两周时间 With two weeks to go until election day,
我们有迪尔拉肯市长竞选的最新消息 we have an update on the Deerlaken mayoral race.
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校与现任市长 The race between Colonel Jack Hastings
距选举日还有14天
杰克 47%
布劳恩市长 53% 浮动7%
比利·布劳恩之间的竞争愈发激烈 and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun is tightening.
谁被抽进527条款组织了 Who here has been chosen as 527s?
根据美国税法第527条成立的政治性免税组织 可以无限额筹措政治献金
请举手 Raise your hands, please.
一 二 三 四 好的 One, two, three, four. Good.
你们现在是超级政治行动委员会的成员了 You all run super PACs now.
你们与这个竞选团队已经没有关系了 You are no longer associated with this campaign.
因此 是时候把你们 And as such, it is time to move
超级政治行动委员会的办公地点 to your super PAC location,
挪到房间的最后面去了 which is all the way at the back of the room,
离竞选活动越远越好 far, far away from the activity of the campaign.
现在吗 Right now?
我无权透露 I am not at liberty to say.
竞选团队不能与超级政治行动委员会 The campaign cannot coordinate
进行协调 with the super PAC.
所以 So...
等开完会吧 After the meeting.
杰克 选择认捐金额 选择认捐频率
我他妈也要卫星卡车 Get me that fucking sat truck!
立刻 他们的消息会比我们更灵通的 Get it now! They're gonna out-communicate us!
理查德店 布劳恩市长竞选连任
这里的单身女性异常集中 Here, we have an unusual cluster of single women.
她们都会收到宣传册 They're all gonna get pamphlets
说市长将撤销用于节育的 saying that the mayor is gonna repeal
医疗保健费用 the health care payment for birth control.
这是什么 What's this?
是八个SMAW It's eight SMAWs.
中年家庭妇女 Stay-at-home middle-aged women.
-29到54岁 -29 - 29 to 54. - 29?
就算中年了 That's middle-aged?
是的 是中年 Yes. Yes, it is.
你得把重音放在形容词上 You got to do it on the adjective.
街道安全 而不是安全的街道 Safe streets. It's not safe streets.
-人人都希望能保证街道安全 -安全 不不不 - Everybody wants safe streets! - Safe... No, no, no.
这样听起来有点凶 Okay, that's coming off a little angry.
你打完那些捐赠电话了吗 Did you finish those donor calls?
差不多了 Yeah, just about.
我一直有个观念 就是农民有... I just always had a notion that farmers had a...
抱歉 你是在磕自己的脚后跟吗 I'm sorry, are... are you clicking your heels?
《绿野仙踪》女主角
你是桃乐茜吗 Are you Dorothy?
哪里也比不上家吗 Is there no place like home?
美国的伟大和上帝的恩典 America's greatness and God's grace...
我随时愿意为这两点而战 I'd go to battle for those two any day.
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杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 竞选市长
基于宗教的慈悲同情的威斯康星人 for Religiously Based Compassionate Empathy.
距选举日还有12天
杰克 49%
布劳恩市长 51% 浮动4%
你刚才叹气了吗 Did you just sigh?
-他刚才叹气了吗 -我真忍不了了 - Did he just sigh? - Oh, I can't...
别跟我提起叹气这茬 Don't even get me started with sighing.
这群蓝色的家庭都有孩子 Now, here, this cluster in blue have children,
所以他们会收到写着 so they're gonna get pamphlets
"救救我们的学校"的宣传册 saying "save our schools"
因为现在是1950年 人人都爱宣传册 because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets.
"大家好 我叫杰克 我很恼怒" "Hi. My name is Jack. I'm exasperated."
要不我们再看看WoMAM Why don't we move on to the WoMAMs?
白人中年男性 White middle-aged men.
白人中年男性
白人青年男性
拉丁裔大杂烩
这是什么 What's this?
沃尔特 Walt.
是首字母缩写吗 Is that an acronym?
并不是 No, it is not.
距选举日还有9天
杰克 49.6%
布劳恩市长 50.2%
我还能继续带烘焙食物 Can I still bring baked goods
来超级政治行动委员会的办公地点吗 to the super PAC location?
不能 No.
不是
你
老爸的那种
民主党人
我是杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 我认可本条信息 I'm Colonel Jack Hastings, and I approve this message.
你想到迪尔拉肯来 You want to come to Deerlaken,
得先经过他的同意 you'll have to go through him.
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校
本条广告资金来自强大的进步力量 Paid for by Powerful Progressives for Strength.
非常感谢您 先生 Thank you so much, sir.
-不客气 -非常感谢您的支持 - You're welcome. - Thank you so much for your support.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
她到底是怎么让这些 How the hell did she get
河道亿万富翁入伙的 the bayou billionaires involved?
能行吗 需要帮忙吗 You okay? Do you need some help?
-可以的 -没问题吗 好的 谢谢您 - Just fine. - You're good? Okay, thank you.
她肯定是向他们承诺 She must have promised that
选举之后可以把这个镇子给熔了 they could have the town smelted after the election.
这一切让我印象深刻 I'm just very impressed with all this.
-你做的民调 -实际上 - You... you do the polling. - Uh-huh. In fact...
来了 There it is.
什么来了 What is that?
不是什么 而是谁 埃尔顿·钱伯斯 No, who is that? Elton Chambers.
那个火箭男 The Rocket Man?
是的 就是那个火箭亿万富翁 The billionaire Rocket Man, yes.
老天 我以为他死了 Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead.
-他是死了 -不不不 - Well, he is dead. - No, no, no.
只是一系列轻微中风 没有大碍 A series of micro-strokes. It's all good.
埃尔顿爵士 万分感谢您的到来 Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming.
各位 这位就是伟大的埃尔顿爵士 Everyone, this is the great Sir Elton.
我们来互相介绍一下 Let's get through the pleasantries.
这是杰克·黑斯廷斯和他的女儿戴安娜 This is Jack Hastings and his daughter Diana.
你好 Hello to you.
好了 那我们进入主题吧 All right, well, let's get right to it, then.
告诉我 你对于 Tell me, what is your position
基维亚特·沙林问题的解决方案 concerning the settlement
持何种立场 of Kevyat Sharim?
我不确定 I'm not sure I...
以色列 Israel.
杰克认为主权国家 Jack believes that sovereign nations
有权进行自卫 are entitled to self-defense.
坚定吗 Strongly?
是的 坚信 Strongly believes, yes.
选举是一种道德噩梦 An election is a moral horror,
就像没有硝烟的战场一样可怕 as bad as a battle but without the blood.
萧伯纳说的 That's George Bernard Shaw.
-去开车 -还挺顺利的 - Get the car. - I think that went well.
看起来人很好 Seemed like a really nice guy.
看起来状态还不错 是吧 Actually looked pretty good, right?
-是的 -出奇地强健 - Yeah. - Surprisingly robust.
埃尔顿·钱伯斯入伙了 Elton Chambers is in.
很好 All right.
砸钱吧 Making it rain.
他其实有台机器可以用来砸钱 He actually has a machine that makes it rain.
距选举日还有5天
杰克 49.6%
布劳恩市长 50.2%
浮动人员 菲尔 贝齐 玛格丽特 比岑 丹尼斯 安修女 查尔斯 沃尔特
非传统相关数据分析
误差范围真的缩小了 This margin of error is really shrinking.
打扰一下 加里 Excuse me. Gary...
齐默先生 Mr. Zimmer.
贝卡 你是超级政治行动委员会的人 Becca, super PAC. Uh...
好吧 Okay.
老大 Big guy?
我们有麻烦了 We got a problem.
各位 Hey, everybody.
都在努力工作呢 不错 真不错 Hard at work, I see. That's good. That's good.
我有几个问题 I had a couple of questions.
第一个是 他妈的搞什么 The first is: What the fuck?!
是哪个战术天才认为 What tactical genius in here
用传单对这个镇子的某个街区 thought it might be a good idea to carpet-bomb
实行地毯式轰炸是好主意呢 a particular neighborhood in this town
上面写着杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 with flyers suggesting that Colonel Jack Hastings
-会确保 -妈的 - would make sure... - Fuck.
避孕费用由政府支付 that contraception is paid for by the government?
维护妇女健康
是我 Uh, I did.
数据显示 该地区 The data showed an unusually concentrated
聚集了一群对生育权 grouping of single women in the area
非常关注的单身女性 who are deeply interested in reproductive rights.
你知道为什么吗 And you know why that is?
"为什么"并不是... Well, "why" is not really...
因为你说的这个"单身女性群体" Because this "concentrated grouping of single women," as you put it,
是个修道院 is a convent.
她们是修女 They are nuns.
也就是说她们最终会有多少人 Which is how many of them are going to end up
投给我们呢 voting for us.
没人 零蛋 "Nuns" of them. Zero.
这不好笑 It's not funny.
我没在笑 I'm not laughing.
妈的 Fuck.
突发新闻 威斯康星州迪尔拉肯的修女们不太满意
我想我们都可以 Well, I think we can appreciate the humor
对这个无心之过莞尔一笑 in this very honest mistake.
事实上修女们 And the fact that the nuns
大度地容任退让 are generously turning the other cheek
-这事根本不用报道的 -布鲁克 - makes it a nonstory, - Brooke,
-但是... -布鲁克 恕我直言 - but... - Brooke, if I may.
这又是一个典型的例子 Uh, this is really just another perfect example
华盛顿的精英来到一个 of the D.C. elite coming into a place
他们不理解的地方 they don't understand
并试图决定我们应该如何生活 and trying to dictate how we should live.
民主党赢不了 他们越来越绝望了 The Democrat Party can't win. They're getting desperate.
他们不了解我们 也不想了解我们 They don't know us, they don't want to know us,
-他们看不起我们的价值观 -不对 不对 - and they look down on our values. - No, no.
是"我们" 你也是华盛顿的精英 That's "we." You're D.C. elite.
不 其实我是本地人 Oh, no, actually, I'm from here.
费丝 我都不知道 Faith, I didn't know that.
-你是威斯康星人 -是的 - You're from Wisconsin? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
不 其实是迪尔雷肯 我是迪尔雷肯人 Well, no, "Deer-lake-en." I'm from "Deer-lake-en."
你说什么 What?
所以这次竞选有种返乡的感觉吗 Wow. So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming.
-确实如此 布鲁克 谢谢你 -不 不 - It really is, Brooke. Thank you. - No, no.
不 不 是骗人的 骗人的 No, no, that's a lie. That's a lie.
突发新闻 费丝·布鲁斯特的返乡
-不是 -你在说谎 - No, it's... - You're lying.
-是真的 -她在说谎 - It's-it's the truth. - She's ly... That's...
-我是本地人 -不是 你到底在干什么 - I'm from here. - No, that... What are you even doing?
一如既往 又是一场精彩而热烈的讨论 Okay. Well, as always, a great and spirited discussion.
-我是本地人 -你不是本地人 - I-I am from here. - You're not from here!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
-不不不 她在说谎 -感谢二位 - No, hey! No, no, no, no. She's lying. - Thank you both.
-很遗憾 我们得结束了 -她是个骗子 - Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. - She's a li...
接下来 我们来关注今年选举的更多热门消息 Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races
下节看点 2028年又将如何
以及这些将如何影响四年后的选举 and how those will affect races four years from now.
你为什么要在这种事上说谎 Why do you even lie about something like that?
老实说 我也不知道 Honestly, I, uh... I don't even know.
"我也不知道" "I... I don't even know."
你不知道是什么意思 Wh-What do you mean, you don't know?
你不能睁眼说瞎话 You can't just lie about something like that.
你就这么走了 You just walk away?
你刚刚告诉全美观众你是迪尔雷肯人 You just told America that you're from "Deer-lake-en"?
连发音都不对 That's not even how you pronounce it!
迪尔雷肯 放屁吧 "Deer-lake-en," my ass.
我的天 Oh, my God.
她真是个天才 She's a fucking genius!
天啊 我恨死她了 Oh, my God, I hate her so much.
我恨她 我恨她 I hate her. I hate her.
她说出来就成了事实了 She said it, and now it's the truth.
我操 Fuck me.
再来一杯吗 Another round, guys?
好 Okay.
该死的 真要命 Goddamn it. You're killing me.
很好 That's good. Yeah.
我们走吧 Come on. Let's get out of here.
大小迈克 Hey, Mikes!
你们好吗 How you doing, guys?
大家好 Hello, everybody.
-老大 -加里 - Hey, big guy. - Hey, Gary. Um...
-汉堡和百威 -非常感谢 - Burger and a Bud. - Oh, thank you very much.
看起来真不错 能给我一份吗 You know, that looks great. Uh, can I have one of those?
不能 No.
你们做什么呢 研究广告 What you guys doing? Looking at some ads?
他们刚刚在为我说明 Yeah, they're just taking me through it.
简介 很不错 Bio. Very nice.
教育 非常重要 Education. That's important.
我们一定要在这里讨论吗 Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here
为什么不去费丝或市长办公室 and not in Faith's room or the mayor's office?
因为我们的对手好像还没有 Because right now I'm not sure that our opposition knows
摸清我们的底细 exactly what we're about to do.
感觉有点不公平 别别别 And that seems unfair. No, no, no, no, no.
别因为我就收起来 Don't put 'em away on my account.
不如我们弄个投影机来吧 Why don't we got one of those overhead projectors
-保龄球馆里的那种 -别走 - that you have at a bowling alley? - Stop.
-科特 你不用走 -让大家都好好看看 - Kurt, you don't have to leave. - So everybody here can see it.
是不是个好主意 Wouldn't that be good?
科特 别这样 Kurt, come on.
你为什么那样跟他们说话 Why do you talk to them like that?
哪样 Like what?
那样 仿佛他们是白痴 Like that. Like they're idiots.
这个 Well...
听着 Listen.
我看了民调 I saw some polls.
如果我们不快点想出对策 If we don't figure this out soon,
就没办法打败她了 there's no way we're gonna beat her.
-我们的选民... -"她" - Our demographics are so... - "Her"?
-谁 -她 - Who? - Her.
你说 如果我们不快点想出对策 I mean, you said, if we don't figure it out soon,
就没办法打败她了 we're not gonna be able to beat her.
就没办法打败她的候选人布劳恩了 We're not gonna beat her candidate, Braun.
布劳恩市长 Mayor Braun.
布劳恩先生 Herr... Herr Braun.
先生 她 一个意思 Herr, her. Same thing.
加里 我不太了解 Look, Gary, I don't, um, really understand
你们在华盛顿的行事风格 how you guys do things in D.C.,
但如果你要为我父亲工作 but if you're gonna work for my father,
你就得尊重他人 you need to treat people with respect.
-是合作 合作 -什么 - With. With. - What?
与你父亲合作 不是为他工作 Work with your father, not for.
你说了"为他" 语义不同 You said "for." It's a semantic thing, but...
这个区别很重要 it's... you know, it's an important distinction.
跟你说下 Just so you know,
这里其实不卖汉堡和百威 they don't actually serve hamburgers and Budweiser here,
因为这是个德式餐馆 他们卖的是 'cause it's a hofbrau house, so they would serve
德国食物和德国啤酒 German food and German beers.
他们一直在迁就你 They've been patronizing you.
跟你说下 我根本不喜欢汉堡和百威 Just so you know, I don't even like hamburgers or Budweiser,
所以是我在迁就他们 so I've been patronizing them...
-从一开始就是 -好吧 - the whole time. - Okay.
回敬他们 Did a little switcheroo.
跟你说下 恭喜你 Oh, and just so you know, congratulations.
我们的竞选活动登报了 Our campaign made the paper.
天啊 Oh, God.
五名非本地男子因非法入侵 扰乱治安和小偷小摸被传讯
她真漂亮 She's so pretty.
我打赌她一定散发着果酱馅饼的香气 I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts.
他还在看我吗 Is he still looking?
杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 Now, Colonel Jack Hastings.
-军人 -没错 - Military man. - Absolutely.
-来自中心腹地 -对 - From the heartland. - Yep.
美国没有比那更好的地方了 No greater place in America.
杰克·黑斯廷斯打击部队士气?
-没有了 -我说得对吧 - No, no. - Am I right?
-没错 -他现在成了疯子左派了 - Nope. - He is now part of the loony left.
不仅仅是疯子左派 他不仅仅是个民主党人 No, not just the loony left. He's not just a Democrat.
不是 他还加入了... No. He has joined the...
杰克·黑斯廷斯打击部队士气?
-小分队 -社会主义 - Squad. - Socialism.
社会主义 Socialism.
杰克·黑斯廷斯打击部队士气?
你认为我们的部队 Do you think it hurts our military
得知战友加入了民主党 会不会受到打击 to have one of their own throw in with the Democrats?
我只能说如果我服过役 I know that if I had served,
对此一定会有不满 I wouldn't like it.
这一段真严厉 Wow, that was a harsh segment.
尖刻但公正 Cutting but fair.
就好像是我昨晚亲自写了发给他们 It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them
然后他们一字不差地读出来了 and they read it verbatim like a scene.
睡觉去 Go to bed.
这是什么 What is this?
我手上拿的是什么 What am I looking at?
这是... Those are the...
为什么他们的开销是我们的三倍 Why are we being outspent three-to-one?
为什么白人女性还不明白 And how do white women not realize
她们选错人了 they're backing the wrong horse?
这不是最终数据 These numbers aren't solidified.
那你就得想办法 Yeah, well, you got to make it happen,
不然就再给我找些拉美裔来 or you got to find me some more fucking Hispanics.
我的拉美裔都去哪了 Where are my fucking Hispanics?!
我他妈需要更多的拉美裔 科特 I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt!
各位 Hey, everybody.
听着 Listen.
我对我刚才的 I am profoundly disappointed
言论深感失望 in the comments that I just made.
我的言论和/或行为 My words and/or actions
并不能代表我是一个怎样的人 do not represent who I am as a person and...
-学习的机会 -这是一个学习的机会 - Teachable moment. - It is a teachable moment.
我认为我们都可以从中学习 It's something I think we can all learn from.
这样一来 我觉得我给了你们一份礼物 And in that way, I feel like I have given you a gift.
-我爱你 -从现在开始 - You have my heart. - And from this moment on,
我发誓要让这个单位 I vow to make this office
成为一个肤色和性别中立的工作环境 a color- and gender-neutral work environment.
这就是我... That is my...
你不接电话吗 Are you gonna get that?
他妈的响个不停 Ringing off the fucking hook.
百分百的 A hundred percent.
什么意思 你确定吗 What do you mean, you're sure?
我确定 I'm sure.
真的确定 还是比较确定 You're sure, or you're just pretty sure?
-百分百确定 -好吧 - 100% sure. - Okay.
好吧 蒂娜 别又搞成修女那样 Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation.
不会的 It's not.
你爸在家吗 Hey. Is your dad here?
在 爸 Yeah. Dad!
-什么事 -进屋来 上校 - Yeah? - Come on in, Colonel.
是这样 我们赢不了 So, um, we can't win.
这个镇上的人都很固执己见 The people in this town are pretty set in their ways.
而且我们失去了八名修女 And we lost the eight nuns.
那很不利 That wasn't good.
所以 我们赢不了 So, we can't win.
我们很感激你所做的一切 Y-you know, we appreciate all you done.
竞选活动还有... I mean, the campaign and, uh...
很抱歉我们让你失望了 I'm just sorry we let you down, but...
但我只能说谢谢你 well, all I can say is thank you.
真的 加里 谢谢你所做的一切 Really, Gary, thank you for everything.
我们尽兴了 It was a hell of a ride.
开什么玩笑 Are you shitting me?
我只说一句赢不了 All I have to say is we can't win,
你们就放弃了 退出了 and you're-you're through, you're out.
-你说了我们赢不了 -除非 - You said we can't win. - Unless.
我们赢不了 除非... We can't win unless...
你们没让我说完 You didn't let me finish.
我们赢不了 除非人们发现 We can't win unless it turns out that this town
这个镇子并非他们所认为的乌托邦 isn't the Mayberry everybody thinks it is.
我刚收到一条情报 I just got a little piece of intel
挺有意思的 that's kind of intriguing.
市长的弟弟齐格 他对止疼药上瘾 So, the mayor's brother Ziggy, he had an Oxy problem.
他是个修屋顶的 工作时受伤了 Well, he was a roofer and got hurt on the job.
是的 但你们不知道的是 Yes, well, what you might not know
市长动用了一些关系 is that the mayor pulled some strings,
免了他的牢狱之灾 送他去戒毒所了 kept him out of jail, got him into rehab.
这是滥用职权 裙带关系 That is abuse of power, nepotism.
-大概还有些文书猫腻 -拜托 - Probably some clerical shit in there. - Come on.
加里 Gary.
我们可是好人啊 对吧 But we're the good guys, right?
对 我们是好人 Yeah, we're the good guys.
当别人低劣 When they go low...
我们要高尚 We go high.
除非我们也需要变得低劣 Unless we also need to go low, apparently.
这是为了不让那些愿意变得更低劣的人掌权 Only to keep those who would go lower out of power.
所以当别人低劣 我们要高尚 So, when they go low, we go higher,
但要循序渐进 取决于别人有多低劣 incrementally, in relation to how low they went.
很遗憾 是的 Regrettably, yes.
当别人低劣 我们要几乎一样低劣 When they go low, we go almost as low,
但我们的内心更受折磨 but we feel worse doing it.
你觉得他们在把你爸描绘成应激障碍疯子之前 You think they thought twice about making your dad
有过一丝犹豫吗 look like a PTS nutcase?
我只是想说出 And I'm going low because
有关市长的真相 我就低劣了 I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor?
他弟弟很脆弱 加里 His brother's fragile, Gary.
这镇子很脆弱 This town is fragile.
整个地区都很脆弱 我国的民主很脆弱 The whole area is fragile. Our democracy.
别说了 我们不会这么做的 Stop. We're not doing it.
明白吗 会有人受到伤害的 Okay? People are gonna get hurt.
真的很抱歉 I'm sorry... I really am...
但有的时候为了大义 but sometimes good people have to do shitty things
好人不得不做坏事 in service of the greater good.
不对吗 上校 Isn't that right, Colonel?
干嘛 Yeah?
加里 留步 Gary, stop.
怎么 What?
这是政治吗 Is this politics?
已经不是政治了 戴安娜 It's not politics anymore, Diana.
这是数学 It's... it's math.
选举就是这么回事 That's what an election is.
数学而已 It's just math.
我们得比他们多一票 We need what they get plus one.
就这么简单 That's all.
如果我没办法通过 And if I can't get that
让更多的人给你爸投票来实现这一点 by getting more people to vote for your dad,
那我就得让给布劳恩投票的人减少 then I have to get fewer people to vote for Braun.
-进屋吧 -谢谢 - Come on in. - Thank you.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我要终止计划了 I... I'm pulling the plug.
我们的钱已经够了 I mean, we have the money we need.
远远超出所需 We have more than we would need.
这事会毁了你弟弟的 And this would... destroy your brother.
我真的很抱歉 And I'm just so sorry.
你完全不需要道歉 You have nothing to be sorry for.
你拯救了我们 戴安娜 You saved us, Diana.
这地方本来要完蛋了 This place was done.
只是个偏僻的无名小镇 毫无前景 Just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere.
大家一致同意 你的主意是最好的 And everyone agreed... yours was the best idea we had.
除非你想采用大小迈克的主意 Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of...
鸵鸟农场 ostrich meat farms.
戴安娜 你搬回这里 Diana, you moving back here,
这么努力... caring so much...
这整件事... I mean, this whole thing...
我知道你爸有多为你骄傲 Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is
你妈也一样会为你骄傲 and how proud your mom would be.
我们每个人也都很感激你 And how grateful every single one of us are
为了你所做的 所付出的一切 for what you've done and everything you've given.
奏效了 It's working.
好吧 Okay.
我们该拿加里怎么办 What do we do about Gary?
不管加里以为自己掌握了什么 Whatever Gary thinks he's got,
我们给他一个更猛的黑料怎么样 why don't we just give him something better?
紧急 朋友
别管戒毒所的事了 No, forget the rehab thing.
这个更猛 很明显你不能用我的名字 就说是 This is bigger. Obviously, you can't use my name, so just...
"熟悉竞选战略的高层官员" "Senior official with inside knowledge of campaign strategy."
对 不客气 Yes, you are welcome.
告诉我他们要报道 Tell me they're running it.
-他们要报道 -太棒了 - They are running it. - Oh, yeah, baby!
-要出大事了 -感觉真棒 - Shit's gonna hit the fan. - Oh, it feels good.
今天的关键词是"失望" Now, the word of the day is "disappointed."
我们不对市长感到愤怒 也不震惊 We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked.
-我们只是感到失望 -对 我感到失望 - We're just disappointed. - Yeah, I am disappointed.
-我也感到失望 -太令人失望了 - I'm disappointed, too. - I mean, it's disappointing.
-没错 他是市长 -他背叛了我们 - It is. You know what, he's the mayor. - He betrayed us.
我支持杰克
他背叛了我们 太令人失望了 He betrayed us, and it's disappointing.
-我很受伤 -但我不愤怒 - I'm hurt. - But I'm not mad.
投杰克·黑斯廷斯一票
-对 只是失望 -我也是 - No, I'm just disappointed. - Me, too.
今晚我们要报道一张照片 Tonight, we have this picture
据称是威斯康星州市长的 of the alleged ten-year-old love child
突发新闻
情妇和私生子 of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother.
突发新闻 市长有婚外私生子
为了保护孩子的身份 我们掩盖了她的脸 We've obscured the child's face to protect her identity
但留下了足够的线索 but left enough clues
这样你们自己就可以搞清楚 so that you can probably figure it out.
为了讨论这个重要的突发消息 To discuss this important, late-breaking story,
我们连线谈论组 we go to our panel with a feature
突发新闻 威斯康星州的私生子
这是CNN独有的"十二方会谈" you'll only see here on CNN: the Duodecabox.
你们怎么看 菲尔 黛安 莉兹 卡尔 What do you think, Phil, Diane, Liz, Carl,
芭芭拉 还有...克雷格吧 Barbara and... let's say Craig?
觉得专家还不够多? 给我们发推@CNN
凯莉 Kaylee?
-凯莉 -来了 - Kaylee. - Y-Yeah.
-你能打扫一下吗 -好的 - Can you clean this up, please? - Oh, sure.
三明治不小心掉了 谢谢 It was an accident with the sandwich. Thank you.
去投票
保持迪尔拉肯深红
建墙
反对堕胎 支持拥枪 支持上帝
煤矿=工作
能源独立
伙计 Hey, man.
能跟你聊聊白人权力吗 Can I talk to you about white power?
枪支拯救生命
对 枪支拯救生命 Yeah, guns save lives.
-谢谢你 先生 -谢谢 - Thank you, sir. - Thank you.
这是一场艰苦的竞选 It has been a hard-fought campaign,
但现在交给选民们了 but now it's in the hands of the voters.
不好意思 上校来了 And excuse me... there's the Colonel right there.
上校 来吧 Colonel, come on in.
-戴安娜 -早上好 - Diana. - Hi. Good morning.
你睡得好吗 Did you get some rest?
嗯 我们睡得挺好 Yeah, we got a little bit.
-借过 大伙 -早上好 早上好 - Excuse us, folks. - Good morning. Good morning.
借过 借过 Excuse us. Excuse us.
他来了 There he is.
-比利 -上校 很高兴见到你 - Billy. Hey. - Colonel, good to see you, sir.
-你好吗 -很高兴见到你 - How are you? How are you? - Good to see you.
拍张照吧 How about a picture?
好 All righty.
走吧 走吧 Come on. Come on.
-我们走 走了 -谢谢 - Let's go. Let's go. - Thank you.
一定要检查他的身份证明 Make sure you get this guy's I.D.
好了 Okay.
比利 我们要接受福克斯的采访 只有福克斯 Billy, we're just talking to Fox. Just Fox.
-早上好 -早上好 杰克 - Hello. Good morning. - Good morning, Jack.
-在这里签名 -好的 - Sign right there. - Yeah. All right.
你爸真的很了不起 Your dad is really something.
-是啊 -他做得很好 - Yeah. - He's done a great job.
-是啊 -去那边 - Yeah, yeah. - Go over here?
你也一样 谢谢你所做的一切 So have you. Thank you for everything.
-这是... -我的荣幸 - It's been... - My pleasure.
-那个... -我在想 - So... - I was thinking, maybe later,
一会我们要一起看结果吗 if you want to watch the returns come in?
好啊 好啊 我很乐意 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
糟了 Oh, shoot.
这样吧 我得先回一趟农场 You know what? I have to head back to the farm,
-我们之后见 好吗 -好 - but I'll see you later, okay? - Okay.
好 Okay.
戴安娜 你不投票吗 Diana, aren't you gonna vote?
没有吗 Nothing?
-没有早期结果吗 -没有 - No early returns? - Nothing.
-那出口民调呢 -没有出口民调 - What about exit polling? - No exit polling.
还有别的选区吗 Well, is there another precinct?
没有 No.
那他们还能去哪投票 Well, where else can they vote?
没有别的地方能投票 Well, they can't vote anywhere else.
全都提前投票了吗 Was it all early voting?
没有提前投票 什么都没有 No early voting, no. Nothing.
什么意思 没人投票吗 What do you mean, nobody has voted yet?
老大 Uh, big guy.
你得看看这个 You're gonna want to see this.
污蔑布劳恩市长有私生子 ...smear Mayor Braun with the falsehood of an illegitimate child.
突发新闻 市长的侄女被误认为是"私生子"
正如你刚刚读到的报告所说 Which, as the report you just read stated,
这孩子实际上是他亲爱的侄女 is actually the man's dear niece.
黑斯廷斯的竞选团队道歉了吗 Has the Hastings campaign apologized?
没有 现在道歉也晚了 Uh, no, they haven't, and it-it's too late for that.
-妈的 -布劳恩市长继续关注重要议题 - Oh, fuck! - Mayor Braun continues to focus on the issues.
而且说实话 布鲁克 And quite frankly, Brooke,
媒体也欠市长一个道歉 the media owes the mayor an apology, as well,
因为他们报道了来源不明的新闻 for credulously covering a poorly sourced story.
费丝 恭喜你 干得漂亮 Faith! Congratulations. Well done.
-你他妈干什么 -刷新了下限 - What the fuck are you doing? - A new low.
是吗 你是说我泄露了 Yeah, like I leaked a cocked-up story
市长的侄女是他的私生子的假消息 about a bastard child who happens to be the man's fucking niece.
-别扯了 加里 -是你给我送的消息 - Please, Gary. - You fed me that bullshit.
去你妈的 You know, go fuck yourself.
-去你妈的 -去你妈的 - You go fuck yourself. - You go fuck your...
好了 二位 Okay, you two.
很遗憾 我们得结束了 Unfortunately, we're gonna have to leave it there.
非常感谢 布鲁克 Thank you so much, Brooke.
-非常感谢 -谢了 布鲁克 - Thank you so much. - Thanks, Brooke.
-谢谢 -关机 - Thank you. - We're clear.
我为什么要泄露这消息 Why would I leak this? Huh?
为了引我上钩 Oh, to just make me take the bait.
你不只是想赢 You didn't just want to win.
你想阉了我 是不是 You wanted to castrate me, didn't you?
如果我想把你的老二剁下来 If I wanted to cut your dick off,
我会当着你的面下手 I would have done it in front of you
好让我看看你眼中最后的恐惧 just to see the last look of horror in your eyes.
你说的是实话 You're telling the truth.
废话 No shit.
这他妈是怎么回事 What the fuck is going on here?
埃文 Evan?
什么 What...
埃文 Evan.
埃文 天呐 Evan, oh, my God.
-你好吗 贝卡 -你怎么样 - What's up, Becca? - How the hell are you?
-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你 - Hiya. Nice to see you. - Good to see you.
-你过得怎么样 -嗯 都挺好的 - How's everything? - Yeah, I mean, it's going.
什么鬼 What the hell?
他怎么会认识她 How the hell does he know her?
他是本地人吗 Is he from here?
加里 看看他的鞋 多明显 Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really.
我们要感谢艾伦让我们 And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man
-注意到了这个人 -我叫埃文 - to our attention. - It's Evan.
我有没有提到... Did I happen to mention that...
妈的 Holy shit.
-怎么了 怎么了 -快来 - What? What? - Come on!
100%的选票统计完毕 So, with 100% of the vote counted,
市长竞选打成平手 the mayoral race is tied.
一票不差 One vote to one vote.
不 No.
不不不不不不 Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
等等 等等 等一下 等一下 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
等一下 Hold on. I, uh...
我不太明白 I don't... I don't know exactly
这里是怎么回事 但很奇怪 what's going on here, but it's weird.
谁能跟我解释一下 Could somebody please explain to me
-发生了什么吗 -我们进行了选举 - what's happening? - Well, we had an election.
-这我知道 -我们尽力了 - Yes, I know that. - And we gave it our best.
但是没成功 Just didn't work out.
没成功 杰克 拜托 Didn't work out, Jack? Come on.
你知道我们投入了多少钱吗 Do you know how much money we invested in this?
嗯 如果新闻媒体可信的话 Yeah, if the news media is to be believed,
你们二位总共筹集了超过4500万美元 more than $45 million was raised between the two of you.
妈的 Oh, shit.
杰克 你骗了我 Did you sucker me, Jack?
大概吧 I guess.
抱歉了 大伙 You know what? Folks, sorry,
我要把钱全收回来 but I'm getting all that money back.
从哪收回 From where?
我们为那些政治行动委员会投入了数百万美元 We put millions into those PACs.
竞选财政法规定 Well, campaign finance law says
不用说明那笔钱的用途 that money needn't be accounted for.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我不得不佩服这地方 I got to give it to this place.
艾伦 Hey, Alan.
我叫埃文 Uh, it's Evan.
卑鄙小人 Shit weasel.
你是本地人 对吧 You're from this town, aren't you?
-对 -这都是你设计的 - Yeah. - You set this whole thing up.
你设计我 You set me up, huh?
你被开除了 你要进监狱了 You are so fired, and you're going to jail!
是我 我干的 It was me. I did it.
你 You?
什... Wh...
为什么 Why?
就是... You know...
因为这镇子需要钱 it was just this weird idea I had
我想了个奇怪的主意 'cause the town needed money.
所以你... So you...
拍了视频 Uh, shot the video,
让埃文拿给你看 and then had Evan show it to you.
我... Uh, I...
我们这三年需要75万美元 We needed 750 grand over three years
来阻止学校关门 to keep the school from closing down.
远远超出目标 We blew way past that.
我们有足够的钱买回基地 重新开发 We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it.
那段发言呢 火了的那段 And the speech, the viral speech?
我提议进行投票表决 Can I get a motion to vote?
其实我是来... Actually, I'm here about that...
妈的 忘词了 决议案 Fuck, what's the word? Resolution.
-我能行 -迈克 你能帮他把... - I'll get it. - Mike, do you want to help him and...
好 Yeah.
弄低点 Just have it low enough.
给那个路标留出足够的空间 Just leave enough room for that road sign in there.
-我应该戴着这个吗 -不戴眼镜 - Uh, am I supposed to have these on? - No glasses.
我迷茫了 I'm lost.
好了 爸 这样就可以 Okay, Dad, that's good,
但你说完之后得离开 but you have to leave after.
好 再来一遍 All right, one more time.
我想那就算不上原则 I guess they weren't principles.
只是爱好罢了 They're just hobbies.
天啊 拍好了 Holy shit, I think we got it.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
真的只是诱你们上钩而已 That was really just baiting the hook.
接下来的事都是你们干的 我没想过她会来 You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her.
我玩得可开心了 Oh, I had a fucking blast.
你利用了我 So you used me.
我们利用你 We used you?
你们这些家伙四年才来一次 You guys only show up here once every four years,
因为这是个摇摆州 and only then 'cause it's a swing state.
等选举结束 你们就走了 And then, when it's over, you're gone.
但我们还在这里 But we're still here
该解决的问题一个也没解决 with all the same problems we had before,
等着你们再次回来 just waiting around for you to come back
许下和上次一样的空头承诺 and make the same empty promises as last time.
我们利用了体制 We used the system.
通过给选举经济 You make millions of dollars
注入数千万美元 funneling tens of millions of dollars
你们赚取数百万美元 into this election economy.
我们只是分一杯羹 All we did is take a cut.
好吧 Well...
我只是 I guess I just...
我还以为咱俩之间有点什么 I thought that maybe you and I had a little something.
我才28 I'm 28. I mean...
这种关系放到哪都不合适吧 In what world would this be okay?
华盛顿 洛杉矶 纽约一些地方 D.C. and L.A., parts of New York,
迈阿密 达拉斯可能也行 Miami, maybe Dallas.
听着 Look...
别往心里去 It wasn't personal.
这是数学 It was math.
数学 Math.
但是这个体制 我们选举的方式 But this system, the way we elect people,
太可怕了 it's terrifying.
而且令人疲惫 And exhausting.
我觉得我们都要被逼疯了 And I think it's driving us all insane.
你知道真正的问题是什么吗 You know what the real problem here
这种事上媒体完全就是同谋 is that the media is completely complicit in this sort of thing.
我完全同意 I absolutely agree.
尼尔·波兹曼说过 I mean, it's like Neil Postman said...
在我们娱乐自己的时候 in entertaining ourselves,
-新闻已经变成了娱乐 -没错 - news has become entertainment. - Yeah. Yeah.
-等到那时 就完蛋了 -没错 - And when that happens... it's gone. - Yeah.
我以为他发现了 每次他来店里 I thought he knew. I mean, I would get so nervous
-我就很紧张 我会... -不 - every time he would come in. I would just, like... - Oh, no.
我会做错咖啡 I couldn't get my coffee order right,
-给他上错东西 -你做得很好 - and I was giving him the wrong thing. - Oh, you were great.
做得很完美 You were perfect.
而且你知道 Plus, you know, he has, you know,
他的眼睛很迷人 我就... dreamy eyes a little bit, so, I mean...
-是的 -他太帅了 - Yeah. - He's-he's dashing.
他把我弄哭了 He actually made me cry.
-他真是个白痴 -是啊 - He was, like, a shithead. - Yeah.
它在扩散 在生长 It metastasizes, so it-it's growing
-就是这样 -没错 - and-and whatever, so... - Yeah.
它变成了某种 Well, it becomes... it's sort of like
自身免疫性疾病 any sort of autoimmune disorder.
-没错 -就像狼疮一样 - Yeah. - It's like... it's like lupus.
明白我的意思吗 Know what I mean?
这个隐喻还挺贴切的 That's actually a really great metaphor.
-就是... -这是明喻 - That's... that's like... - It's a simile.
-因为你说 -因为我说 - 'Cause you said... - 'Cause I said...
-我说了"像" -你说了"像" - I said it's "like." - You said it's "like."
没错 就像狼疮一样 Yeah, right. It's like lupus.
真是一团糟 What a clusterfuck.
阿门 Amen.
六个月后
情况怎么样 How we looking?
他们说后面这些土地 Well, they're saying these, uh, back acres
将用来建设55岁以上人群的社区健康中心 are gonna become the over-55 community health center.
威斯康星大学麦迪逊分校 Madison has promised
承诺在前面建一所分校 a satellite campus for the front.
好的 你知道我们得重建 Okay. And you know that we have to redo
后面的化粪池吧 the septic on the back 50?
-我们都知道 -好的 - We heard all about it. - Okay.
你好啊 Hey, you.
你好啊 Oh, hey, you.
她可真了不起 是吧 She is something, huh?
你在听我说话吗 Are you listening to me?
加里 亲爱的 Oh, Gary, honey.
我太激动了 I'm just so excited.
我等不及要把咖啡桌搬进去了 I can't wait till we get the café tables in.
大家一定会很喜欢的 是吧 I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know?
然后我们可以把阳伞支起来 And then we can put the umbrellas up.
大家可以坐在外面喝咖啡 And people can just sit outside and have coffee and...
是吧 你在听我说话吗 You know. Are you... are you listening to me?
你在听我说话吗 Are you listening to me?
傻逼 傻逼 Hey, fuckup. Hey, fuckup.
-你在听我说话吗 -在听 在听 - Are you listening to me? - Yes, yes, yes.
我在听 I'm listening to you.
少于两百万美元不给建档 You don't open a dossier for less than $2 million.
我知道 我正在跟他们说这个 I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now.
两百万美元 $2 million.
我恨死你了 God, I hate you.
我也恨你 Ditto.
费丝和加里的爱情传为佳话 遍布华盛顿
加里 Gary?
加里 你还在吗 Gary, you there?
费丝和加里的爱情传为佳话 遍布华盛顿 洛杉矶
加里 Gary?
费丝和加里的爱情传为佳话 遍布华盛顿 洛杉矶 纽约一些地方
迈阿密
加里 Yo, Gary.
费丝和加里的爱情传为佳话 遍布华盛顿 洛杉矶 纽约一些地方 迈阿密 可能还有达拉斯
经过一次特别选举 戴安娜当选迪尔拉肯市长
干杯 Cheers!
金钱从此过上幸福的生活
沉醉于其对美国政治的巨大影响力
不可抗拒
迪尔拉肯的杰克·黑斯廷斯上校 Colonel Jack Hastings, Deerlaken...
媒体看法 媒体不负责任?
难道仅因为此事符合 did the media fall for a false narrative
我们先入为主的我国红蓝割裂的观念 just because it fit into our preconceived notion of the divide of this country
媒体就不加核实 between red and blue
相信了错误的说法吗 without actually checking the facts?
我们是否不负责任 Were we irresponsible?
我们是新闻媒体 Well, we're the news.
我们难道不该报道新闻吗 Are we not supposed to cover the news?
这些都是值得报道的新闻 I mean, these are newsworthy stories.
我们报道它们绝对是正确的 We're absolutely in the right to cover them.
我们的工作就是报道新闻 It is literally our job to cover the news.
但是在报道新闻的工作中 But isn't there a way to report the news
难道没有办法避免猜测 without so much speculation,
避免虚假的紧迫感 without a false sense of urgency
避免我们迫不及待地报道 that causes us to breathlessly report "facts"
可能不是事实的"事实"吗 that maybe are not facts?
我们把这些报道 And are we framing these stories
框定在人为设置的左右轴上 on an artificial right-left axis
是因为我们的专家经济就是这样建立的吗 because that's how our pundit economy is set up?
有没有更好的方法呢 Is there a better way to do this?
我开玩笑的 I'm just kidding.
很遗憾 我们得结束了 Unfortunately, we have to leave it there.
媒体看法 没事 我们没问题
-感谢大家的收看 -她... - Thank you all for watching. - She's...
她可真行 She's good.
这种事真有可能发生吗 Could something like this happen?
特雷弗·波特
从法律上讲 这是完全可能发生的 Legally, this could absolutely happen.
前联邦选举委员会主席
有人可以创建一个政治组织 Somebody could create a political organization...
所谓的外围团体 超级政治行动委员会 527条款组织 so-called outside group, a super PAC, 527...
竞选法律中心主席
筹集无限额的资金 raise an unlimited amount of money,
然后选择把这笔钱 and then choose to give that money
捐赠给另一个组织 慈善机构 to another organization, a charity,
用于公共目的 and use it for public purposes.
不需要取得捐赠者的同意 And you don't need the donors' consent to do that.
我们面临的问题是 The problem we have is that
如今这个体制的任何一部分都无法正常工作 none of the pieces of the system are working today.
像联邦选举委员会这样的监管机构 You have regulators like the Federal Election Commission
没有达到法定人数 不能开会 that don't have a quorum, can't meet,
当达到法定人数时 他们对法律的解读有分歧 and when they do, they disagree on what the law is.
国会陷入僵局 无法改写法律 You have Congress deadlocked so it can't rewrite the laws.
最高法院认为 You have the Supreme Court
基本上任何事都不算是腐败 that thinks that almost nothing is corrupt
公民认为钱权交易 and that citizens won't think the sale of access...
也就是法院所说的 what the court calls
用迎合来回报给候选人的捐款 ingratiation in return for giving money to candidates...
他们认为这不是问题 is a problem.
那么总的来说 我们目前有 So, to sum up, we currently have
数亿到数十亿美元的 hundreds of millions to billions of dollars
无法追踪的资金 that is, uh, uh, untraceable,
这些资金可以流入 uh, that can pour into groups
与候选人协调的团体 that are actually coordinating with-with candidates
结果这些候选人不得不花费大量的时间 who end up having to spend a good amount of their time
筹集越来越多的资金 raising more and more money to keep up
为了不被目前的军备竞赛甩下 with the arms race that is occurring.
钱源源不断地流入 导致腐败 The money continues to pour in and corrupt
影响到的不仅仅是他们在哪里花费时间 not just where they spend their time
如何花费时间 and how they spend their time
更影响到他们将要推出的立法类型 but on the types of legislation that they would even bring to the fore.
而负责监管这个 And the one group that would be charged
金钱水龙头的团体 with regulating, uh, this spigot,
根本不开会 uh, doesn't meet
因为他们人数不够 'cause there aren't enough of them.
是的 Yes.
我知道这对你没有帮助 I realize that's not helpful to you, but...
非常有帮助 谢谢 It is very helpful. Thank you.