住手… Stop. Stop.
盖瑞 搞屁啊 Gary, what the fuck?
法院下令要扣押财产 Court order for asset seizure.
麦蒂 你得缴财产税 You gotta pay your property taxes, Maddie.
不 这搞错了 我在跟他们协商缴款时间 No, this is a mistake. I'm negotiating a payment schedule.
看来他们受够协商了 Guess they're done negotiating.
所以要拿走我的车 我靠开车载客维生耶 So they're taking my car? I'm an Uber driver.
这不关我的事 Not my problem.
光靠当酒保的薪水 是要怎么缴税 How am I supposed to pay their taxes just bartending?
我的问题是你完全不鸟我 My problem is that you just went radio silent on me.
是因为这个吗 Is that what this is about?
不是 我也跟政府有签约 No, I also have a contract with the county,
但我的意思是你要人间蒸发前 but I'm saying, a little explanation about why I never heard
应该要先解释一下会比较好吧 from you again would've been nice.
你不能就这样搞失踪 三个月说短不短 You can't just ghost people. Three months is not nothing.
才三个月 怎么感觉更久 It was three months? Felt longer.
是好的那种 In a good way.
等一下 盖瑞 拜托住手 Wait, Gary, please stop.
你说得对 好吗 You were right, okay?
我对你的感情太浓烈 我吓到了 My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared.
不知道该怎么办 I freaked out.
是真的吗 Is that true?
当然是真的 你这傻瓜 Of course it's true, you big dummy.
昨晚我在洗衣服的时候 心里想着 Last night, I was doing laundry, and I thought to myself:
〝我想念那混蛋 我想念他骂喷射机队又搞砸了〞 "I miss that fucker. I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong."
还有如果是你带领球队 你会怎么做 What you would do differently if you ran the team.
-他们的表现会更好 -超级好 - They'd be so much better, right? - So much better.
那天我看到一只绿色袜子 心想那一定是盖瑞的 The other day, I saw a green sock, and I was like, that's Gary's.
这样真好 This feels good.
就说我的车不在 好吗 Just say my car wasn't here, okay?
好 对了 Yeah. You know what?
我会这么说 因为你的车真的不在了 I will do that because it's not gonna be here.
那是我表弟 What...? That's my cousin.
你好
他是意大利人 He's from Italy.
盖瑞 我发誓他是我表弟 Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
是远房表弟 他们就是这么热情 He's my second cousin. That's their culture.
你去过意大利吗 Have you ever been to Italy?
我想做个了结 我如愿以偿了 I wanted closure, and I got closure.
-谢谢你 -盖瑞 拜托喔 - Thank you. - Gary, come on.
-那只是玩玩而已 -不是 我觉得不是 - It was just a fling. - No, no, it wasn't, not to me.
我姐说得没错 My sister was right about you.
你是说虐待老人被逮捕的姐姐 Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?
好喔 盖瑞 Okay, Gary.
你真的病得不轻 There's something seriously wrong with you.
你就是圣人吗 You think you're so perfect?
你无法做决定 这点很讨人厌 You're indecisive, which is annoying.
好吧 对不起 你可以载我一程吗 Okay, Gary, I'm sorry. Will you drop me off?
我今天要去餐厅上班 I'm bartending at the Claw today.
天啊 God. You know...
我真的无法决定 I just can't decide.
王八蛋 You're an asshole.
你以为我愿意吗 You think I chose this?
（蒙托克东部船坞）
嗨 盖瑞 今天想要什么 Hi, Gary. What can I get you?
我要一个香蕉面包 Let me get a banana bread.
等一下好了 Actually. Wait, hold on.
我要改成柠檬蛋糕 Yeah, I gotta go lemon loaf.
还要… I'm gonna...
要热的… I want a heated, um...
-一共是4.5元 -好 - That's gonna be 4.50. - Right.
快点 Come on.
喂 Hey.
你在搞什么 What the hell are you doing?
想办法救我的房子 Trying to save my house, Gary!
-有拍到吗 -有 - You got it? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
不… No. No, no, no.
来吧 Come on, man.
你得振作点 麦蒂 You gotta get it together, Maddie.
再一次违规 你的驾照就会被吊销 One more infraction and you lose your license.
有驾照又没车 有何屁用 Lot of good a license is gonna do me when I don't have a car.
那栋房子是我妈留给我的 My mom left me that house.
房贷都缴清了 他们真的有权利这么做吗 It's paid off. Can they do this?
没缴税的话 的确可以 If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.
那些有钱的王八蛋搬过来 So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.
我们要缴的税却变成三倍 有够没天理
好消息是缴交期限延展到9月1日 Good news is you have till September 1st.
你来得及缴清的 You'll pay it off.
没车根本无法 Not without a car, man.
你知道我一天没开车载客 会损失多少钱吗 Any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not Ubering?
夏天是旺季 可以赚到一整年的花费 Summer's when I make my nut for the year.
了解 I get it.
这些人搬进来 想把我赶走 These people are moving in, trying to push me out?
你知道那种感受吗 Do you have any idea what that feels like?
你当然知道 谢了 Course you do. Thanks.
-水边见了 -好 - See you on the water. - All right.
拜托 兄弟 你也知道我们的风格 Come on, dawg. You know how we do.
新房子就在海边 The new house is right on the water.
把那间旧房子拆掉 早晚要拆的 I tore down the old place. Gotta come out.
琴汤尼加莱姆 G and T with lime.
当然 我每天都会带他出海 Yeah, I take him out on the boat, like, every day.
我们中午才营业 We're not open until noon.
我待会再打给你 Know what, bro? Let me call you right back.
已经中午了 It is noon.
是11点57分 It's 11:57.
了解 Got it.
现在几点了呢 Now what time is it?
11点56分 It's 11:56.
-把钱还我 -你何不回船上等 - Give it back. - Why don't you wait on your boat?
等我们开始营业 我会用雾笛声通知 I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.
你是怎么回事 我只是想喝一杯 The fuck's wrong? I just asked for a drink.
嘿 住手 这是在干么 Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. What is going on here?
先生 我会帮你准备饮料 Sir, I will make your drink for you.
天啊 Good Lord.
算了吧 你得开除她 You know what, fuck that. You need to fire her.
我不能开除有身心障碍的员工 I can't. She has a disability.
我才没有障碍 What? No, I don't.
-你没有 -没有 - You don't? - No.
-我以为你有才录取你的耶 -搞屁啊 - That's the reason why I hired you. - Bullshit.
今年夏天绝不能像这样 好吗 You know what? We cannot start off the summer like this, okay?
你在其他月份想怎么耍脾气都可以 You could be a bitch any other month of the year.
尽管在十月耍脾气 三月也可以 Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.
就是别在六月耍脾气 好吗 Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?
我们就是靠这些客人赚钱 These people keep our lights on.
就是这些人害我失去房子 These people are the reason I'm losing my house.
抱歉 芬恩 我今早过得很糟 Sorry, Fern. I'm having a shitty morning.
我看得出来 Yeah, I see that.
知道我都怎么沉淀心情吗 You know what helps me?
折餐巾纸 Folding napkins.
这台车只要一千元耶 Oh, this car's only $1000.
不是 只有轮胎 Oh, no, that's just the tires.
拍卖网站上不会有的 我找过了 You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.
如果没办法 还可以去卖肾 You could always sell your kidney.
或是卖头发 血浆 卵子 You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.
人的身体其实很值钱 只是大家都不知道而已 The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.
吉姆 我可以感觉到 我们的宝宝变得更笨了 Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
我只是想帮忙 I'm just trying to help.
不然也可以把房子租出去 You could always rent the house out.
不行 我无法忍受那些来度假的人们 No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought of those summer people
入侵我家 being in my house.
嘿 你看这个 Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.
〝上大学需要一台车子吗 〞 "Need a car for college?
〝今年夏天跟我们19岁儿子约会〞 Date our 19-year-old son this summer.
〝他是很棒的年轻人 非常聪明 但个性害羞不善交际〞 He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but socially very shy.
〝从没交过女友 我们试过各种办法〞 He's never had a girlfriend. We've tried everything.
〝我们想征求一名 有吸引力 善良又聪明的女性〞 We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woman,
〝20到25岁〞 early to mid-20s,
〝跟他约会 让他在秋天上大学前破茧而出〞 to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.
〝我们会回赠一辆别克君威〞 In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
〝车况良好 无锈蚀 里程数四万公里〞 clean, rust-free, 40K miles.
〝非诚勿扰〞 Serious inquiries only."
约会两字还特别加了引号 "Date" is in quotes.
-这是在开玩笑吧 -不是 - It's gotta be a joke, right? - No.
你没见过那些直升机家长吗 Have you seen these helicopter parents?
他们为了孩子什么事都愿意做 They'll do everything for their kids.
我很惊讶他们没直接帮他破处 I'm surprised they're not gonna fuck him themselves.
不过他们要找20到25岁的女性 It does say early to mid-20s, though.
-没差 我看起来很年轻 -好喔 - That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.
你连房子都不肯出租 You won't even rent your house out,
现在却想出租下面 but now you'll rent out your vag?
大人在说话 小孩别插嘴 Jim, the adults are talking.
我是男生就不能表达意见 Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, I can't express an opinion?
-没错 闭嘴 -是啊 - Exactly. Yeah, shut up. - Yeah.
你的背上有超大片的哔哔鸟刺青 You have a Road Runner tattoo covering your entire back.
-实在没资格管别人的身体 -没错 I don't think you should tell anybody what to do with their body.
那粉丝限定网站呢 What about an OnlyFans page?
粉丝限定网站是什么 吉姆 What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?
那太花时间了 我现在就需要用车 That would take too long. I need a car now.
我只是很讶异你竟然会认真考虑 I'm just surprised you're actually considering this. That's all.
我之前跟其他人一夜情 也没名车可拿 I've had a one-night stand before and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.
宝贝 你不了解 但女人会为了各种理由跟人上床 Babe, you don't know this, but women have all sorts of reasons for having sex.
我有次做爱是因为不想早上赶车通勤 I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.
我有次是因为不想继续玩卡坦岛桌游 I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.
我有次第一次约会就上床 I had sex once on a first date
-是因为我觉得对方会杀了我 -天啊 - 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me. - Jesus.
你现在有我了 You're with me now, babe.
她就是在说你 傻蛋 She's talking about you, dumbass.
超赞的 Yeah! Epic!
浪超正点 没有观光客 Waves are firing. No tourists.
你们错过好戏了 You guys are missing out.
搞不好不是真的 It's probably not even real.
不然应该是最快获得一辆车的方法 It would be the fastest way to get a car.
是啊 那孩子搞不好看到你就泄了 Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts as soon as he saw you.
你就能开着新车回家 Then you can just drive right home.
-天啊 -吉姆 - Oh, my God. - Jim.
想听我的意见吗 You want my opinion?
那些人利用我们 我们也可以利用他们 These people use us. So why don't we use them?
我只知道我妈会希望我拯救那栋房子 I just know my mom would've wanted me to save that house.
是啊 现在这里什么东西都贵 Yeah. Things are so expensive here now.
你以为我教书一整年 还想当服务生兼差啊 You think I wanna wait tables after teaching kids all year?
听我说 Listen to me.
你那么需要用车的话 可以开我们的箱型车 If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.
换莎拉去帮那孩子破处 I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.
-你是有什么毛病 -吉姆 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Jim.
我只是想让气氛轻松一点 I'm just trying to keep it light.
你以为那孩子会想跟孕妇上床吗 You think a kid wants to have sex with you in your current condition?
-给我回去海上 -我才刚开啤酒 - Get back into the sea. - Just opened a beer.
滚回去海上 Go to the sea.
-现在很冷耶 -快点 - It's cold as fuck-- - Go in the ocean.
那我就不回来了 Might just keep paddling.
（逾期未缴）
麦蒂 Maddie.
-嗨 -你好 - Oh, hi. - Hi.
嘿 Hey.
-这里好找吗 -还行 - Any trouble finding the place? - No.
顺利找到了 No. Found it.
欢迎来我们家 Oh, well, welcome to our home.
我是艾莉森 这是我先生劳尔 I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.
〝老的〞 是年纪吗 Layered? Like lasagna?
老 不是 是劳尔 Lasagna? No. Laird.
-劳尔 我有说对吗 -劳尔 Laird. Am I saying that right?
没错 就两个字 劳尔 Yeah, one syllable. Laird.
好 Okay.
-叫我劳尔就好 -好难念 - Just call me Laird. - I can't.
我该上去吗 还是你们要下来 So should I come up, or do you wanna come down here?
-上来吧 -对 快上来 - Come on. - Yeah, come on up.
-太好了 -上来吧 - That'd be great. - Come on up.
我只想让你知道 我们非常尊敬性工作者 I just want you to know, we have the utmost respect for sex workers.
我… I am, uh...
不是性工作者 not a sex worker.
-性工作者没有不好 -当然 - Not that there's anything wrong. - Oh, no.
麦蒂 可以请你介绍一下自己吗 So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.
-你是哪里人 -这里 - Where you from? - Uh, here, actually.
是本地人 Wow, a local.
真羡慕 I'm jealous.
可以整年住在度假胜地 You get to live in paradise all year long.
我原本想在电话上问你 I meant to ask this on the phone,
你今年几岁 but how old are you?
这个嘛… Well...
我知道你们要找20到25岁的女生 I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s.
-我有点超过 -所以是几岁 - I'm slightly older. - Right. How old?
我刚满29岁 I just turned 29.
-最近吗 -就去年 - Recently? - Last year.
-所以你29岁 -是去年 - So you're 29? - Last year.
那你现在几岁 And how old are you, like, right now?
再大一岁 One more year older.
30岁啰 So 30.
对 32岁 Yeah. 32.
不行 I...
我可以老实说吗 May I be frank?
我想我会来这里 代表你们还没找到其他人 I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet,
之所以还没找到人 and the reason you haven't found anyone yet
是因为年轻女孩都是笨蛋 is because young girls are idiots.
这不是她们的错 她们还年轻 That's not their fault. They're young.
可是呢… But...
重点是你们的儿子 this is your son we're talking about.
你们需要的人是看起来像他的同学 What you need is someone who looks like a peer,
却又足够成熟可以应付这样的情况 but has the maturity to be able to handle this
这需要技巧与缜密细腻的心思 with the tact and sensitivity the situation requires.
-她很棒 -没错 - She's good. - Good.
很棒的回答 Good answer.
我们真的很担心儿子 We've just been so worried about our son.
波西很贴心 敏感 Percy is so loving, and he is so sensitive,
而且他非常聪明 and he's extremely bright.
他明年要去念普林斯顿大学 Yeah, he's going to Princeton next year.
我有听过 Oh, I've heard of it.
他很有音乐天赋 却不肯演奏给其他人听 He's an amazing musician, but he won't play for anyone.
他的社交生活碰到许多问题 He's just having a lot of trouble socially.
身为母亲 You know, and as a mother,
过去四年看着他这样真的很心痛 that's just been really hard to watch these past four years.
他每天都是滑手机 待在房间里不出来 He's always on his phone, doesn't come out of his room,
他没有任何朋友 也不跟女生说话 he doesn't have any friends, he doesn't talk to girls.
不喝酒 不参加派对 也不会开车 Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties, doesn't drive.
我会做的所有事情 他都不做 Doesn't do anything that I did.
我们不能让他这样去上大学 We can't send him to college like that.
他撑不过去的 He'd never make it.
所以你们才需要专业人士的帮助 Well, that's why you called a professional.
不是那种专业人士 只是需要车子的女生 Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car.
是 Yeah.
我们费尽千辛万苦 We didn't come by this easily.
试过各种方式要他走出去 We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.
我们想不到其他办法了 We're at the end of our rope.
我在波西这年纪也很害羞 I was shy when I was Percy's age.
但我上大学之前 跟一个女生交往 But I dated this girl right before I went to college,
她让我在性方面大开眼界 and she really opened me up sexually.
-好喔 -是芭芭拉 Okay. Barbara.
总之呢 等我上了大学 Anyway, by the time I got to college,
我活出自我 过得很精彩 I was out of my shell and thriving.
-那也是我们对波西的期盼 -这是他吗 - Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?
对 Yes.
-他好可爱 -对吧 - Wow, he's adorable. - Isn't he?
所以… So...
要怎么进行 how does this work?
就自由心证 还是… The honor system or...?
那也是 我们知道他的密码 - That, and we know his passcode. - Mm-hm.
所以他不是喜欢男生 And he's not gay?
不是 我们看过他的浏览记录 No. We've seen his Internet history.
他看的A片很露骨 但不是同志A片 Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.
是有点像同志 一大群人 A little gay. Large groups of people.
我不是要挑剔还什么的 但为什么是别克 Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to be a Buick?
因为那是爸爸开的车 - It's just what Dad drove. - Mm.
好 你只要跟波西交往 那辆别克就是你的了 Okay, then, why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours?
不要只是交往 懂吗 And don't just "date" him, you know?
好好认识他 他是个好孩子 Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.
你说的交往 So when you say date him,
是指单纯交往 还是也要身体上的交流 do you mean date him or date him?
-没错 -对 就是这样 - Yes. - Yeah, that's correct.
-身体上的交流 -愈深入愈好 - Date him. - Date him hard.
好了 Okay.
我绝对会超卖力交流 I'll date his brains out.
他在房间吗 我应该要过去给他个惊喜 So is he in his room? Should I jump out and surprise him?
不 他不在 No. No, no, no. He's not here.
这件事不能让他知道 任何人都不能 He can't know about this. Nobody can know about this.
绝对不能告诉任何人 Nobody can know about this.
况且这会让他大受打击 跟我们的本意完全相反 Also, it would devastate him, which would defeat the purpose
我们是想让他建立更多自信 of building up his confidence.
没错 Right. Right.
他十点到六点会在动物收容所当志工 He volunteers at the animal shelter from 10 to 6.
你可以过去找他 假装要领养狗儿 We thought maybe you could go and act like you want to adopt a dog.
我是觉得不可能 And I don't see this happening,
但如果波西能自然地跟女生交往 那就太好了 but if Percy dates somebody the organic way...
-了解 该上工了 -没错 - Got it. Better get to work. - Yeah.
我在甩尾了… I'm drifting. I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.
（拯救毛小孩）
嗨 有兴趣了解展现大爱… Hi. Can I interest you in some unconditional love?
领养会流口水的伙伴吗 Looking for something to slobber on you?
他可以帮我吗 Can he help me?
他负责照顾狗 由我接待客人 Well, he mostly works with the dogs. I deal with the people.
但你散发出诡异的气场 But you have a weird energy.
别担心 我已经结扎了 Don't worry, I've been neutered.
我要他 I want him.
波西 请你帮忙这位女士 Percy, can you help this lady?
我可以摸你的腊肠吗 Mind if I touch your wiener?
-什么 -你的狗 - What? - Your dog.
好 Yeah.
你需要什么帮忙 How can I help you?
我想领养一只狗 Um, I want to adopt a dog.
好 Oh, yeah. Sure.
好 Um... great.
-这卡通很酷 -是动漫 - That's a cool cartoon. - It's anime.
没错 是动漫 我就是这么说的 Yeah, animated. That's what I said.
不好意思 我需要你的帮忙 Um, excuse me. I need your help.
抱歉 好 Oh, sorry, sorry. Okay.
你想领养哪种狗 What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?
真希望能把它们全部带回家 Well, I wish I could adopt them all.
那只最难搞 Which is the most fucked up?
最难应付的是麦洛 Um, the most messed up is Milo.
麦洛在这里 This is Milo.
它在这里待最久 He's been here the longest.
它原本是州警的缉毒犬 但他们要它提早退役 He was a drug dog for the state police, but they forced him into retirement
因为它对可卡因上瘾 because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.
你是说古柯碱 Cocaine?
不行 麦洛 No! Milo!
麦洛 Milo. Milo.
它听到那个字就会抓狂 If he hears the word, he gets triggered.
抱歉 麦洛 我没货了 Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.
没事了 It's okay. It's okay.
我得问你几个问题 I have to ask you a couple questions
确认你是合适的饲主 just to make sure you're a suitable candidate.
每个人都要 这是规定 We have to do it with everyone. It's the rules.
你喜欢规矩 是吧 Oh, a little rule follower, huh?
没错 规矩非常重要 Yeah, they're super important.
所以是要去办公室 还是某个隐密的地方 So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?
办公室 An office.
-这边请 -太好了 - Come right this way. - Great.
（领养中心） Maddie Barker.
麦蒂巴克
你离我好远 I feel so far from you.
配偶呢 Um... Spouse?
目前单身 Um, currently single.
感谢老天 Thank God too.
你得放松 随兴一点 You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.
〝未婚〞 "Unmarried."
有孩子吗 Children?
当然没有 拜托 我还年轻 No. God, no. Too young.
忙着享受生活 认识新的人 这样才棒 Having fun still. Meeting new people. I love that.
〝没有小孩〞 "Childless."
你为什么想领养狗 Why do you want to adopt a dog?
我自己一个人没办法养狗 Because I can't have dogs of my own.
如果你要搬家的话 狗儿该怎么办 And, uh, what do you plan to do with the dog if you move?
我没要搬家 I'm not moving.
假设要搬家的话 Well, if you did.
我在这里住了一辈子 哪里都不去 I have lived here my whole life. I'm not going anywhere.
抱歉 我不是故意要打探 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
不会 尽量打探 No. Pry.
好好了解我 Pry me open.
天啊 这么晚了 Oh, what? Already?
抱歉 Um, okay. Sorry.
我得把申请书寄给主管 I'll have to send this application up to my supervisor.
拜托 你一定还有其他问题要问吧 Come on. There's gotta be more questions.
的确有 但我得准备关门 Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up.
你可以改天再过来 So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though.
我之后可能就不想养狗了 I might not want a dog another day.
我现在就想养狗 I want a dog right now.
这样的话 你可能不适合养狗 Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you.
其实呢 你比较像 我们前去拯救的狗儿的饲主 You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.
还是我载你回家 How about I give you a ride home?
我们就能继续聊 And we can keep talking?
-反正顺路 -你怎么知道我住哪 - You're on the way. - How do you know where I live?
你爸妈跟我说的 Your parents told me.
-什么 -你书包上有写 - What? - It's on your school bag.
没事吧 Everything under control?
克里斯宾 公司对早退的规范是什么 Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy about leaving early?
是不是非常严重的违规行为 It's like we super can't do that, right?
主管肯定不会允许的 Would that be, you know, frowned upon?
拜托喔 我们走吧 Oh, come on. Let's go.
好 Okay.
好的 Okay.
你可以自己解决的 对吧 You can finish alone, right?
你一定很有经验了 Bet you do it all the time.
谢谢 Thanks.
再见 Bye.
好的 Okay, then.
没问题 Approved.
-那是你的车 -今晚是的 - That's your car? - It is for tonight.
其实呢 Actually, you know what?
太不巧了 但我突然想到 我今天是骑脚踏车来的 This sucks, but I just remembered I rode my bike here, so...
我得把车骑回去 This is what-- I'll go on this.
没关系 Well, that's okay.
放在后车箱就好 I can just throw it in the back.
你可以坐前座 You can ride up front with me.
来嘛 我不会咬人 Oh, come on. I won't bite.
除非你希望我咬你 Unless you want me to.
好 但不准咬人 Okay. But no biting.
总之我跟女生交往过几次 I mean, yeah, whatever. I've been with girls a couple times.
-剩下的安全带呢 -是安全腰带 - Where's the rest of my seat belt? - It's a lap belt.
假装你在飞机上 我是你的空服员 Just pretend you're on an airplane. I'll be your flight attendant.
空服员怎么会开飞机 Why is the flight attendant flying the plane?
因为我杀了机长 占领了整架飞机 I've killed the pilot and taken over the plane.
你是我的人质 You're my hostage.
回我家不是走这条路 This isn't the way to my house.
走这里比较快 It's a shortcut.
（帮我报警）
手机给我 你在干么 Give me that. What are you doing?
我们这世代就是离不开手机 对吧 Our generation and our phones, huh?
我们到啰 We're home.
好 Okay.
你拿了什么 What you got down there?
要给我的礼物吗 Something for me?
该死的 Oh, fuck!
为什么 Why?
你想绑架我 You tried kidnapping me!
我哪能绑架你 你19岁了耶 长大点 I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.
你要我坐上厢型车 还拿走我的手机 You put me in a van and you took my phone.
如果我要绑架你 我干么跟你说我的个人资料 If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?
你为何不吹哨子就好 God! Why couldn't you have used your rape whistle?
我怎么会有防身哨 Why would I have a rape whistle?
那你为什么有防狼喷雾 Why do you have fucking Mace?
抱歉 Sorry.
可以请你拉水管过来吗 Will you get the hose, please? Please.
-坏掉了 -水有开吗 - It's broken. - Is the water on?
-要先打开 -你在开什么玩笑 - You have to turn the water on? - Are you fucking with me?
-我以为已经开了 -水龙头 - I thought maybe it was already on. - The spigot.
-快去开水龙头 -好 - The spigot. - Oh, okay.
天啊 God.
天啊 干 God. Fuck.
-不要直接拿水喷我 -抱歉 - Stop spraying me with it. - I'm sorry.
我只是想帮忙 抱歉 I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.
抱歉… I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
真的很抱歉 I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
真的很抱歉 我不知道你想做什么 I didn't know what you were trying to do.
我只是觉得你很帅 I just thought you were hot.
你觉得我很帅 You think I'm hot?
没错 我觉得你超级帅 Yeah. I think you're super hot.
也许我们可以去约会 Maybe we should go on a date, then?
我去换件洋装 I'll go throw another dress on.
不用 我不是说现在 Oh, no, I didn't mean now.
可以约明天 I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...
真正的约会 a real date.
好 这样比较好 Yeah, that's better.
好 Okay.
那就明天见 Tomorrow, then.
谢谢你载我一程 Thank you for the ride.
再见 Bye.
真不敢相信那孩子要去念普林斯顿 Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton.
他笨得跟什么一样 He's dumb as shit.
他只是害怕外面的世界 他们都这样 在泡泡纸里长大 He's just afraid of the world. They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.
我表妹 20岁了还住在家里 My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home.
要戴安全帽才肯出门 Won't go outside without a helmet.
可能是某种疾病 It might be a medical thing.
问题出在父母身上 他们太宠孩子了 You know, the problem is the parents. They baby him.
总之我今晚得跟你们借车去约会 Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big date.
-不行 -什么 - No. - What?
不行 No.
我得花一个星期 才能让防狼喷雾的味道散掉 It's gonna take me a week to air that thing out.
莎拉怀孕了 不能让她吸到那气味 Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.
你跟芬恩借餐厅的车吧 Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
（派对餐点 外烩与外送服务）
那肯定能让他破处 That'll drop his panties.
（龙虾爪餐厅）
-嗨 梅儿 -梅儿 - Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.
你们好 Hey, guys.
你们有听说梅儿的事吗 Did you hear about Mel?
她找到一个有钱的干爹 She got herself a sugar daddy.
你也可以 You could do that.
你就不用担心没车可开 或是烦恼财产税 Then you wouldn't have to worry about a car or property taxes.
不要 我才不要整个夏天 当某个有钱混蛋的伴游女郎 No. No way I'm gonna be on call to some rich asshole all summer.
如果你看到我这么做的话 就代表我彻底糟蹋自己 If you see me doing that, it means I've compromised who I am,
你可以杀了我 因为我已经放弃自我了 and you can kill me because I've given up.
我早该就拿到那辆别克 但那孩子根本没搞头 I should have this Buick by now, but this kid is unfuckable.
你看起来像巴哈马的会计师 Well, you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.
穿长裤太热了 It was too hot for pants.
-嗨 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
好开心能一起出来 约会是很棒的点子 I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.
我可以来这里吗 Am I allowed to be here?
当然 我认识老板 没问题的 Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.
可是我还没满21岁 It's just that I'm not 21.
在这里没关系 That doesn't matter here.
那应该是联邦法律 可是… I think it's a federal law, but...
服务生跑去哪了 Where is the waitress?
希望不会被我爸妈发现我跑来这里 I just hope my parents don't find out that I'm here.
他们会来这里 Do they come here?
不会 但他们会定位我的手机 No, no. They track my phone.
天啊 他们也在你身上植晶片吗 Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?
她终于来了 闪电侠 There she is, the Flash.
你要喝什么 麦蒂 What do you want, Maddie?
我要一杯长岛冰茶 Uh, a Long Island iced tea for me, and...
-我要百事可乐 谢谢 -我们只有可口可乐 - Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.
-你想去别的地方吗 -不 波西 - Do you wanna go somewhere else? - Uh, no, Percy.
也给他一杯长岛冰茶 He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
好 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我好紧绷 I'm really tense.
为什么 还好吗 Why? Is everything okay?
没事 我只是昨晚梦到你 非常激烈的梦 Yeah, I just-- I had this really intense dream about you last night.
千万别问 Don't ask.
当然 这很私人 Of course. That's private.
你有做过这种梦吗 Do you ever have those?
激烈的梦 Uh, intense dreams? Um...
还真的有 Actually, uh, yeah.
告诉我 Tell me.
你知道《自杀小队》的 哈莉奎茵吗 You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad?
好 Okay.
我有次梦到我不让她领养一只狗 I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.
她把我关在狗笼里 So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages
把我拖到她的藏身处 and dragged me back to her hideout.
我不停踢笼子 大叫 I kicked at the cage and screamed.
然后你就高潮了 And that made you come?
没有 Uh... I did not.
那怎么算是春梦 How the fuck is that a sex dream?
你问我有没有做过激烈的梦 You asked me if I have intense dreams.
说得对 我应该说得更明确 You're right. I should've been more specific.
我小时候都会做这首歌的恶梦 I used to have nightmares about this song when I was a kid.
为什么 Why?
是在讲一只会吃男人的怪物 'Cause it's about a monster. A man-eater.
〝她只会在晚上出没 男孩们小心了 她会把你生吞活剥〞 "She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."
这首歌的意思应该不是这样 I don't think that's what the song is about.
我会查查看 I'll look into that.
一杯长岛冰茶给美国甜心 Long Island iced tea for America's sweetheart,
一杯给男孩 and one for the boy.
有个好消息 Oh, uh, good news, by the way.
今天有新的狗儿进来 Um, we got some new dogs in today.
如果你还想养狗的话… So, you know, if you're still looking...
这是我喝过最难喝的冰茶 This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
波西 你很快就要上大学了 Percy, you're going to college soon.
你得学会喝酒 You're gonna have to learn how to drink.
不能一辈子都怕东怕西的 You can't go your whole life scared of everything.
我才没有怕东怕西 I'm not scared of everything.
来吧 嘴巴张开 Come on. Open up.
乖乖喝下去 Have your medicine.
-快点 小宝贝 -我不喜欢 - Come on, baby bird. - I don't like it.
-该死的 -看看是谁大驾光临 - Oh, shit. - Well, well, look at what the tide dragged in.
嗨 崔维斯 Hello, Travis.
不知道你有没有听说 Well, I don't know if you heard, but, uh...
太好了 恭喜你 That's great. Congratulations.
-恭喜 -谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you.
没想到你搞失踪 Turns out your little disappearing act,
是发生在我身上最棒的一件事 that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
很高兴能帮上忙 Well, I'm happy I could help.
你知道的… You know...
我太太 她会说三种语言 my wife, she speaks three languages.
她超级性感 性生活很火辣 She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.
我们什么事都一起做 所有事都是 We do everything together. All of it.
太好了 她下面的飞机杯 可以放进洗碗机吗 That's great. Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?
不行 No.
她是活生生的人 She's a real person.
跟你不一样 Unlike you.
想知道最棒的是什么吗 You wanna know what the best part is?
我跟她说我爱她的时候 When I told her that I loved her,
她也对我说同样的话 而不是逃之夭夭 she said it back to me instead of running away.
没胆的懦夫 Like a coward.
看来你们的第二次约会真的很火辣 That must've been a really exciting second date.
你得小心她 You better be careful of this one.
她很滑头 She is slippery.
再见 慢走不送 崔维斯 Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.
他是你的前男友 Is that your ex-boyfriend?
只是朋友而已 More like a friend.
感觉你不太喜欢他 It felt like you didn't really like him.
你也见过他了 你喜欢他吗 You met him. Do you like him?
我没跟他上床 I didn't have sex with him.
你想吗 我可以叫他回来 Do you want to? I can call him back over.
-崔维斯 -不要 - Hey, Travis. - No, no, no. No.
我不想 我只是… I don't wanna do that. I just...
我不懂你为何要跟不喜欢的人上床 I don't know why you'd have sex with someone if you don't like them.
也许是因为那时是耶诞节 我很孤单 It was Christmas, I was lonely. I don't know.
那你后来为何不理他 Why'd you disappear on him?
你怎么那么多问题 不能就喝个烂醉 找点乐子吗 What's with the questions? Can't we just get drunk and have fun?
抱歉 我只是想多认识你一点 Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.
你想离开这里吗 Do you wanna get out of here?
当然 拜托了 Yes. Please.
我好像有点醉了 I think I'm a little drunk.
你喝了很多 Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.
才没有 No, I wasn't.
天啊 我好爱海滩 God, I love the beach.
感觉好自由 你不觉得吗 I just feel so free out here. Don't you?
是啊 Um... yeah.
（海滩关闭 晚上八点到早上六点）
海滩好像关了 现在已经超过八点 I think it's closed, though. Oh, it's after 8, so...
我们可以等开放的时间再来 We could come back during operating hours.
-我们可以独享整片海滩 -这样很危险 - We got the whole place to ourselves. - Lots of red flags.
-来游泳吧 -没有救生员 - Let's go swimming. - There's no lifeguards.
这样刚好 我们就能裸泳了 Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.
你看 那里写不能游泳 Oh, look, no swimming.
真可惜 Oh, we tried.
那些规定其实比较像建议 You know, those rules are more like just suggestions.
来吧 把你的小短裤脱掉 Come on, let's get you out of these Daisy Dukes.
麦蒂 这样好像不太好 Maddie, I don't know.
你觉得我很丑 我就知道 I'm ugly to you. I knew it.
-我早就知道 -什么 - I knew it. - What?
不 No.
-不是 -看起来就是 - No. - Seems like it.
不是… No, I...
我觉得你是… I think you're the...
你是我见过最漂亮的人 I think you're the prettiest person I've ever seen.
真的吗 Really?
哪里漂亮 Pretty where?
这里漂亮吗 Pretty here?
还是这里 Or pretty here?
万一有鲨鱼怎么办 What about sharks?
这里没有 None here.
水母呢 Jellyfish?
夏天没有 Not in season.
没有救生员 我不是很放心 It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me.
-给我赶快过来就对了 -好啦 - Just get the fuck in here right now! - Okay! Okay. Okay.
快点 我保证不会有坏事发生 Come on. I promise nothing's gonna happen.
电影《大白鲨》的开头 不就是这样演吗 Isn't this how Jaws started?
我相信你 I'm going to trust you.
看吧 没那么糟吧 See? It's not so bad.
上她 Fuck her!
操她的屁眼 Fuck her in the butt!
-他们在干么 -不知道 - What are they doing? - I don't know.
你们好 Hello.
嗨 你们在那边干么 Hey, what you up to over there?
忙我们自己的事 Just doing our taxes.
这些是你们的吗 These yours?
对 不用折 Yeah, no need to fold them.
把她的衣服拿走 Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.
-把她的衣服拿走 -他们拿我们的衣服 - Take her fucking clothes. - They're taking our clothes.
放回去 Hey, put that back!
吸我的卵蛋啊 Suck my balls!
我警告你们 I'm warning you.
再见 海上的臭三八 Bye, sea bitch.
你说不会有坏事发生 You said nothing bad would happen.
-得找大人帮忙 -波西 你是大人了 - We need to find an adult. - Percy, you're an adult.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
那是什么鬼 Oh, dude. What the fuck?
-很恶心吧 -天啊 - Gross, right? - Dude.
超恶心的 It's like nasty.
-你是认真的吗 -掉了一个 - Wait, are you serious? - We lost one.
-太好了 -过来 王八蛋 - Fuck yeah. - Come here, cunts.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
该死 Shit.
-不要过来 -你自找的 - Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?
该死的… Fucking...
来啊 Come on.
过来啊 Come here. Come on. Come on.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-康纳 -搞屁啊 - Connor. - What the fuck?
-你呢 要试试看我的厉害吗 -不 What about you? You want the business?
-拿去吧 -偷拿别人的衣服很酷吗 - Take it. Take it. - Think it's cool to steal clothes?
-你的脑子真的有问题 -我要报警了 - You need fucking help. - I'm calling the cops.
离蒙托克远一点 And stay the fuck out of Montauk!
我们刚刚进行到哪里 Where were we?
发生什么事了 What happened over there?
我把我们的衣服拿回来了 I got our clothes back.
你揍了那些孩子 Did you beat up those kids?
没有 No.
他们道歉了 They apologized.
我听到尖叫声 I heard screaming.
那是道歉的声音 That was the apologizing.
我不喜欢这样 I don't like this.
你好像不太对劲 Something's really wrong with you.
他们拿走我们的衣服 手机 钥匙跟钱包 They had our clothes, our phones, our keys, our wallets.
我好不容易要了回来 你做了什么 什么都没做 I got them back. What would you have done? Nothing?
-你应该要感激我 -我原本想到办法了 - You should be thanking me. - I was coming up with a plan.
什么办法 打给你爸妈 To do what? Call your mom and dad?
像个男人一点 Sack up, ho.
抱歉 我说得太过分了 Sorry. That was mean.
来做爱吧 Let's fuck.
不要 No?
为什么 Why not?
你好像要把我吃掉 Because it's like you're trying to eat me.
天啊 Oh, God.
我才不要跟不认识的人做爱 I'm not gonna have sex with somebody that I don't know.
不认识比较好 相信我 It's better that way. Trust me.
我觉得不是 Not for me.
真是天大的烂事 我受够了 This is bullshit. I'm done.
我真替你觉得可怜 I feel sorry for you.
白白浪费我的时间 Fucking waste of time.
嘿 Hey! Hey!
-我的衣服 -好啦 - Hey, give me my clothes. - Okay.
这里 把你的小短裤拿回去 Here, take your little booty shorts.
我的手机呢 有没有在你车上 Where's my phone? Is it in your car?
-没有 -你根本没看 - Nope. - You barely even looked.
-没在车上 -不能检查一下吗 - It's not in here. - Can you check?
我得跟爸妈报平安 My parents need to know where I am.
为什么 你还是小孩吗 Why? Are you a child?
把手机给我 Give me my phone!
波西 快点下来 Percy, get off my hood.
不还我手机 我就不下去 我一定要拿回来 Not until you give me my phone. I need it.
好 看来只能这么做了 Okay, guess we're doing this.
-赞啦 -麦蒂 这不好笑 - Oh, yeah. - Okay, very funny, Maddie.
-喂 -让我下来 - Yo! - Now let me off.
把手机还我 我不能没有手机 Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.
要我开到芝加哥都可以 I will drive to fucking Chicago.
把手机还我就好 Just give me my phone.
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别挑战我 我可是他妈的疯子 Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.
我蠢的可以 完全不在乎… I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a--
该死的 Fuck me.
-感谢老天 -干 - Oh, thank God. - Fuck.
-白痴喔 -感谢老天 - Idiot. - Oh, thank God.
好 你得靠边停了 快点停下来 Okay, pull over. Just pull over. Just stop.
我再被抓到违规就完了 我不能被吊销驾照 I'm on probation. I can't lose my license.
靠边停 Pull over.
-你在干么 -抓紧了 - What the fuck are you doing? - Hang on.
抱歉 撑住 Sorry. Hold on.
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
天啊 God.
我没看到警察 应该摆脱他们了 I'm not seeing any cops out there. I think we lost them.
你确定吗 看仔细一点 Are you sure? Keep looking.
真不敢相信你竟然直接冲过铁轨 I can't believe you drove over the train tracks.
我以为我们死定了 I thought we were gonna die.
你真的很勇敢 死命抓着引擎盖 You were really brave, holding on to the hood like that.
大部分的人早就掉下去了 Most guys would've fallen off.
我从小学钢琴 手蛮有力的 I have pretty strong hands from piano lessons.
应该要来点音乐 We should have some music.
没错 Yeah, yeah.
谢谢你借我衣服穿 Hey, thank you for these clothes, by the way.
我很喜欢你家 很舒适 I like your house a lot. It's cozy.
卧房才是最棒的 你待会看了就知道 Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.
我们穿的短裤一样耶 Oh, we're wearing the same shorts.
你从小就会跳舞吗 Did you grow up dancing?
打下去 Smack it.
你要我打你的屁股 You want me to smack it?
-真的可以吗 -可以 - Do I have your consent...? - Yeah.
用力打下去 Smack it. Harder.
大力一点 Hit it.
抱歉 Sorry.
你住在这里多久了 So how long have you lived here?
你有点重 You're a little heavy on my legs.
想交换吗 You wanna switch?
想进去房间吗 Do you wanna go to the bedroom?
可以慢慢来 We can take it slow.
好 Yeah.
-谢谢 -还好吗 - Thank you. - Are you okay?
很好 我想要… Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna--
没事 我只是有点痒 我们进去吧 Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.
抱歉 Sorry.
是不是很怪 Does it look weird?
-没事的 -我的背也很痒 - No, it's fine. - My back itches too.
-天啊 -怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What?
天啊 Oh, God.
有时候我焦虑就会起疹子 This happens sometimes when I get anxious.
我知道你真的很想要 抱歉 I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.
天啊 Fuck.
这药膏是治疗冲浪板引起的疹子 但应该有用 This is for board rash, but it should do the trick.
真的很丢脸 I'm so embarrassed.
别这么说 Don't be.
我有次扮成婴儿参加万圣节派对 I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.
我暗恋的人也在那 My crush was there,
亲热的时候 and as we were hooking up,
我们同时发现我身上有尿布疹 we both realized that I got diaper rash from my costume.
我那时21岁 I was 21.
你没穿内裤 You didn't wear underwear?
尿布就是内裤 Diapers are underwear.
不是 尿布比较像穿戴式马桶 No, they're not. Diapers are like wearable toilets.
我没有尿在里面 Well, I didn't use it.
当然没有 Sure, you didn't.
有人终于笑了 There's a smile.
我的生活里没有太多值得高兴的事 I don't really have a lot to smile about.
我几乎无法离开房间 I can barely leave my room.
我一辈子都住在这间房子里 Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.
真的吗 Really?
我离开过一次 18岁的时候 I did leave once, when I was 18.
我有个订制的冲浪板 I had this custom board
上面有所有我想去冲浪的加州海滩 of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.
好不容易去了纽约市 却又改变心意跑回来 Made it all the way to New York City before I turned back around.
为什么回来 Why'd you turn around?
我只是突然发现 我需要的人事物都在这里 I just realized everything I need is here.
我妈也病了 所以… And my mom got sick. So...
我留下来照顾她 I stayed to take care of her.
为什么不是你爸照顾她 Why couldn't your dad do it?
手抬起来 Lift up your arms.
我得转校 I had to switch schools...
九年级我去同学家过夜 after I had a sleepover in ninth grade and everybody found out
被大家知道 我有时会睡在我爸妈的房间 that I still slept in my parents' room sometimes, so...
谣言愈传愈夸张 变成我跟爸妈睡同一张床 It turned into this rumor that I slept in the same bed with them...
后来变成我跟他们上床 and then it became that I had sex with them.
很可怕 It was awful.
也许就是这样 大部分时间我都是一个人 Probably why I spend so much time alone.
你没有朋友 You don't have any friends?
我有很多朋友 但都是网友 Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.
裘蒂也帮了我很多 Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.
谁 Who?
-裘蒂是我以前的保母 -转过来 - Jody's my old nanny. - Turn around.
抱歉今天无法跟你上床 I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with you today.
我可能比较浪漫一点 I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.
没关系 It's okay.
还是我们明天再聚聚 Maybe we could spend the day together tomorrow?
我保证我会准备好 Then, I promise, I'll put out.
好的 Sounds nice.
进篮得分 Swish!
那是什么 What's that?
你作弊 No blocking sensors!
你 出局 You! You're out!
-那个像飞盘的东西 还有最小的… -好 - Frisbee thing and then the smallest... - Yeah.
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好了 知道了啦 Yeah. Got it, got it.
再见 Bye!
找点事做吧 Get a life.
来吧 There.
你打击的时候就可以喝水了 You can finally drink while you're at bat.
你真了解我 还有什么 You get me. What else?
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
伸出手指 And stick out your finger.
你这辈子离不开我了 Now you're stuck with me forever.
是手指陷阱 It's a finger trap.
波西 赶快拿开 Percy, get me out of this.
不要用扯的 放轻松 Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.
要往内推 Just push in.
如果我们在高中认识 会成为朋友吗 Do you think we would've been friends in high school?
应该会吧 Yeah, I think so.
不知道耶 感觉你应该是… I don't know. I feel like you were, like...
舞会皇后之类的 prom queen or something.
我连毕业舞会都没去 I didn't even go to prom.
什么 没人约你吗 What? Nobody asked you?
大家都跑来约我 连老师也是 Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.
我有舞伴 洋装也准备好了 I had a date, and a dress, and...
发生什么事 What happened?
那是很久以前的事了 没人想知道 It was a long time ago. Who cares?
我想知道 I care.
你之前问我 为什么我妈生病不是我爸照顾她 Well, you asked why my dad didn't take care of my mom when she was sick.
那是因为他跟他的家人在市区 It's 'cause he was in the city with his family.
他们只有夏天会来度假 They summer here.
我妈是他的外遇对象 They had an affair.
后来我就出现了 And then I came along.
他不想处理我这个拖油瓶 I was just a mess that he didn't wanna deal with.
所以他请律师跟我们断得一干二净 So he had his lawyers clean everything up,
他给我妈一些钱跟一栋房子 要我们别再连络他 gave my mom some money and a house to make us go away.
过了很多年后 我写了一封信给他 Years later, I wrote my dad a letter
问他为什么不理我 asking why he wanted nothing to do with me.
但在毕业舞会当天早上 But, um, on the morning of prom...
那封信被退回来 没打开过 I got the letter returned, unopened.
在那之后 我没心情参加舞会 And so after that, I didn't wanna go to prom.
什么事都不想做 I didn't wanna-- I didn't wanna do anything.
就待在房间里哭泣 I just stayed in my room and cried.
你后来怎么没再找他 Why didn't you reach back out to him?
管他去死 是他要离开的 他随时可以联络我们 'Cause fuck him. He left. He can reach out.
怎样 What?
我可以亲你吗 Can I kiss you?
是裘蒂 It's Jody.
谁 Who?
我的保母裘蒂 记得吗 Jody. Uh, my nanny. Remember?
-他跟我们约在灯塔 -好 -"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.
好 Okay.
你确定不要回我家吗 Are you sure you don't wanna just go back to my house?
刚刚的吻让我很兴奋 I'm still horny from that kiss.
太好了 裘蒂 Yes, Jody!
-你好 -他来了 - Hi. - There he is.
搔痒小王子 The tickle prince.
这位一定是鼎鼎大名的麦蒂 So this must be the famous Maddie.
你是裘蒂 波西的保母 And you're Jody. You were Percy's nanny?
神仙教父就是在下 Mr. Mary Poppins.
你们感情很好 You guys stayed pretty close, huh?
没错 超好的 Oh, yeah. Super close.
你赢了什么 What'd you win there, pal?
-那是飞盘吗 -对 是麦蒂赢到的 - Is that a Frisbee? - Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.
-真棒 -很厉害吧 - Nice. - Look at that.
-麦蒂 好样的 -没错 - Maddie, score! - Yeah.
小波 来个长传 Hey, Perce, go long.
交给我 I got it.
那小家伙速度真快 Real motor on that little guy.
你在打什么如意算盘 What the fuck do you want?
你说什么 Excuse me?
那是他爸妈的钱 不是他的 It's his parents' money, not his.
你特别喜欢小弟弟是吧 You like little kids or something?
我喜不喜欢小弟弟 你还当保母耶 Do I like little kids? You're a male nanny.
你想从他身上得到什么 What do you want from him?
跟你一样 我想跟他约会 Same thing as you. I wanna date him.
我帮很多有权势的家庭带孩子 I have nannied for a lot of powerful families out here.
你敢伤害他的话 So if you hurt him...
我不会放过你 I'll hurt you.
你要怎么做 拿奶嘴丢我吗 What are you gonna do? Throw a pacifier at me?
-嗨 兄弟 -我回来了 - Hey, bud. - Hey.
掉到刺丛里 但我还是拿回来了 It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.
真厉害 That's incredible.
好 准备好要迎接你们的礼物了吗 Okay, are you ready for your gift?
-好了 -好 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我要拿出来了 I'm bringing it out.
天啊 Oh, my God...
你在哪找到的 Did you find this?
想说可以让他早点对冲浪有兴趣 Figured it would get him into surfing early.
天啊 这是… Wow, this is...
-它会转 -真的吗 - It turns on. - It does?
要打开看看吗 也许会比较好 Why don't we see if that makes it better?
好啊 我的电池放在某个地方 Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.
真棒 Nice.
不行 No.
别克那件事进行得如何 Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?
-我还没拿到车 -真的吗 - I haven't gotten it. - Really?
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为什么 Why?
他们还没把车给你吗 I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?
你可以告他们 You could sue them for that, you know.
其实呢 我们还没上床 Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.
他需要先培养感情 He just needs more of a connection first.
我真的很喜欢他 我们成了好友 I actually really like him. We're becoming friends.
他一定会忘了我 他秋天就要去念大学了 He's gonna forget all about me. He's going to college in the fall.
这我不确定 I don't know.
应该今晚就会发生 我们要一起吃晚餐 Well, it's happening tonight. We're getting dinner.
你们要一起吃晚餐 You're going to dinner.
所以你们是认真交往啰 Okay, so you're, like, "dating" dating, then.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我知道自己在干嘛 I know what I'm doing.
麦蒂 Maddie.
是我 道格汉 It's me, Doug Khan.
我们是高中同学 记得吗 We went to high school together. Remember? I...
我参加过校际田径赛 I ran varsity track?
我有一台樱桃红的马自达 I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?
我跟西语老师沃许女士有一腿 I had sex with our Spanish teacher, Mrs. Walsh.
道格汉 你不是还上了电视 Doug Khan! You were on TV.
沃许女士没去坐牢吗 Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?
没有 No.
是汉太太有 Mrs. Khan did.
我们结婚了 We got married.
但是呢… But, you know...
没人想报导 they never run that story.
找我有什么事 道格 How can I help you, Doug?
我现在是房地产经纪人 Well, I'm a real estate broker now.
你应该也知道这是很棒的社区 I don't have to tell you, this is a fabulous neighborhood.
能在这条街上有自己的地 I mean, an acre on this street?
麦蒂 价格随你开 Name your price, Maddie.
-跟你聊得很开心 道格 -拜托 - It was great catching up, Doug. - Listen, come on.
你如果不缴清财产税 政府会低价出售你的房子 If you don't pay off your lien, the county's gonna fire-sale your house.
你会损失一半的钱 让我帮你卖 你就能获得应有的钱 You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.
好让他们把我家拆了 So they can tear this whole thing down?
离我的院子远一点 道格 Stay off my yard, Doug.
这点子会很蠢吗 Was this a stupid idea?
不会 我很喜欢 我们终于能参加毕业舞会了 No, I love it. We're finally going to prom.
我有东西要给你 I have something for you.
我也有准备 I have this.
我从家里花园摘的 It's from my garden.
小心 Careful.
你今天很帅 You look very handsome.
要不要拍照 Should we take a picture?
我故意把手机留在家里 I left my phone at home. On purpose.
-什么 -是啊 - What? - Yeah.
-我才不相信 -是真的 - I don't believe you. - No, I did.
-我才不信 -不 我真的没带 - I don't believe you. - No! I don't have it.
真的 我只想跟你聊天 I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.
直接敲开就行 Just crack it.
爪子还是很锐利 The claws are still sharp!
如果我真的参加毕业舞会 也不会像现在那么开心 This is so much better than if I actually went to my prom.
你为什么没去 Why didn't you?
我没约任何人 I just didn't ask anybody.
为什么 Why?
不知道 我想… I don't know. I guess, um...
发生那些事之后 在学校我只想当隐形人 After everything that happened at school, I just wanted to stay invisible.
他们看不到我 就不会嘲笑我 If they couldn't see me, they couldn't make fun of me.
你应该让大家看到你 你很棒 People should see who you are. You're great.
谢谢 Thanks.
-怎么了 -演奏一下 - What? - Play something.
不要 No.
你说你会弹钢琴 那就上台演奏 You said you play. You should play something.
我才不要 I'm not going to play.
如果你不演奏的话 If you don't play something,
我就要跟全餐厅的人敬一杯 称赞你是多么棒的爱人 I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant about what an amazing lover you are.
很好 也该让大家知道了 Good. It's time they find out.
住手 Stop, stop, stop.
你要我弹什么 What do you want me to play?
都可以 任何歌都行 为我弹首歌吧 Doesn't matter. Play anything. Play it for me.
该死 Fuck.
该死的 Fuck me. Fuck.
好的 Okay. Okay.
可恶 Fuck.
她只会在夜晚出现
瘦弱又饥渴
没什么新把戏
我已经见识过
不停注视等候着
她虽然在你身旁 却紧盯着大门
许多人付出了代价才见识到
你凭什么觉得能免费得到
那名女子狂放不受控
宛如被猎豹呼噜声驯服的母猫
钱才是重点
若你是为了爱
肯定走不远
她来了
男孩们小心了 她会把你生吞活剥
她来了
她是噬男魔
我是你的话绝不会蹚这片混水
我知道她的厉害
她很危险 会让你的世界分崩离析
心才是最重要的
她是披着美丽外表的狼
她来了
男孩们小心了 她会把你生吞活剥
她来了
她是噬男魔
太棒了 Yes!
搞什么啊 What the fuck?
你的表演太棒了 That was unbelievable.
你怎么会知道那首歌 How did you even know that song?
我们谈过《噬男魔》 所以我就回家练了这首歌 We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.
你太惊人了 What are you?
波西 Percy.
-娜塔莉 天啊 好巧 -你刚刚超棒的 - Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny. - Hi. That was amazing.
天啊 我超久没见到你 Oh, my God. Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.
我爸妈说你要去念普林斯顿 My parents said that you're going to Princeton.
-没错 -我也是 - Yeah. - I am too.
-什么 那太棒了 -很巧吧 对吧 - Oh, my God, that's so great! - How funny is that? I know!
太好了 That's amazing.
麦蒂 这位是麦蒂 - Oh. - Maddie, this is Maddie.
麦蒂 好高兴认识你 你也是他爸妈的朋友吗 Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?
不是 No.
-你期待吗 -超级期待 - So are you excited? - Yes! So excited.
只是很夸张 我看到那些高一学妹 Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school... and I don't know.
就觉得自己好老 I just feel so old. You know?
-是啊 -是 很高兴看到你 - Yeah. - Yeah. So good to see you.
不知道你待会要做什么 但我要去一个派对 I don't know what you're doing later, but there's this party that I'm going to.
会有很多普林斯顿的学生参加 There's gonna be a bunch of Princeton people there.
我们另有安排了 但还是谢谢你 We have plans, but thank you so much.
真可惜 我可以把地址传给你 Oh, dang. Um, I can send you the address.
他没带手机 所以… He didn't bring his phone. So...
-我可以传给你 -不需要 - Oh, I can give you the address. - No need.
-去看看也没差 -可能有差 - Can't hurt. - Might hurt.
-阿马干塞特路31号 -真的很开心能认识你 - 31 Amagansett Road. - It was so nice to meet you.
-明年一定会超有趣 我等不及了 -没错 Oh, my God. Next year is gonna be so fun. I can't wait.
-真的很期待 -好 很高兴遇到你 - That's so exciting. Yeah. - Okay. So nice to run into you.
-很高兴认识你 女士 -再见 晚安 - So nice to meet you, ma'am. - Bye. Have a good night.
-好 -再见 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bye.
真的好巧 So funny.
我不记得我们的甜点是 假惺惺的臭三八 Don't remember ordering a phony bitch for dessert.
娜塔莉人很好 Natalie's, like, super nice.
总之呢 真不敢相信你那么会弹钢琴 却不会开车 Well, anyway. I can't believe you can do that, but you can't drive.
其实我考虑要去考驾照 Yeah, actually, um, so I've been thinking about getting my license.
-太好了 -是吗 很好 - That's great. - Yeah? Good.
因为这里到普林斯顿 坐火车五小时才会到 You know, 'cause Princeton's like five hours away by train,
如果我有车的话 but if I have a car, then I can--
我周末回来比较方便 It'll be a lot easier for me to come back here on the weekends.
可是… Well, you're gonna--
你周末应该也都会待在学校 You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.
是啊 也有可能 Yeah, you're probably right.
你随时都能来找我 You can always come visit me.
我没车 Well, I don't have a car.
你可以搭火车 五小时就会到 Oh, you could take the train. It's only five hours.
是啊 Yeah.
我只是…我不谈远距离恋爱 I just don't really-- I don't do long distance.
我听说蒙托克的秋天是最棒的 You know, I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.
所有夏天来度假的人潮都离开 All the summer people are gone. So...
这样太奔波了 It's a lot of travel.
我不知道你想要什么 I don't know what you want.
我只是想好好享受今晚 不要谈这些扫兴的事 Just wanna have fun tonight and not talk about all this stuff.
我想走了 I'd like to leave, please.
你是认真的 Are you serious?
没错 Yes.
这也是我的舞会 It's my prom too.
可恶 Fuck.
-我只是想实际一点 -对 - I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.
我也是 Me too.
你现在会喝酒了 You're drinking now?
对啊 我喜欢苦艾酒 Yeah. I love vermouth.
我就要上大学了 应该学会喝酒 对吧 I'm going to college soon. I need to know how to drink, right?
我们要去哪里 Where are we going?
走这里比较快 It's a shortcut.
普林斯顿派对 The Princeton party?
你不是说我得多跟同龄的人相处吗 You said I needed to hang out with people my own age, right?
我不是说今晚 Well, I didn't mean tonight.
那你就别去 Then don't come.
派对开始了 Party!
你们认识波西吗 Do you guys know Percy?
你认识波西吗 Do you know Percy?
大家好吗 我是卡麦隆 Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B.
我们要在蒙托克超赞的房子里开趴 揭开夏天序幕 We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk.
换我了 大家好 是我废渣古驰 Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.
如果你或是身边的人正遭受霸凌 If you or someone you know is being bullied,
千万别害怕 要大声求援 never be afraid to speak up.
-霸凌不是… -不好意思 小姐 - Bullying is not a-- - Excuse me, ma'am.
可以先别敲吗 我们正在录影 谢谢 Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.
我只是想喝啤酒 挑染哥 Just getting a beer, Frosted.
她叫我挑染哥 Did she just call me Frosted?
朋友们 这就是我们说的霸凌者 That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?
糟糕 是手机 谁来帮帮我 我被拍下来了 Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.
有看到波西吗 Have you seen Percy?
辣妹 你几岁 Oh, yo, mami. How old are you?
23岁 Twenty-three.
天啊 也太老了吧 Damn, you old as fuck.
-没别的意思 他喜欢熟女 -我最爱大姐姐 - No disrespect. He loves cougars. - I fuck with the big cats.
你们这两个姐姐怎么不自己搞呢 Why don't you two big cats fuck each other, then?
-她是在辱骂我们吗 -不会吧 - Is that an insult? - Shut the front door.
一点都没错 教授 It sure is, professor.
我们互相搞怎么会是辱骂 我不懂 Why is us having sex with each other an insult? I'm confused.
重复你刚说的话 再说一次 Say what you just said. Say that again.
不 我不是歧视同志还什么的 No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.
那你是指什么 How'd you mean it, then?
我只是在开玩笑 我也跟女生交往过 It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.
我不是恐同 I'm not homophobic.
你们是哪里来的 别拍我 我没什么好说的 Where the fuck did you come from? Stop filming me. No comment.
她是谁的妈妈 Whose mom is that?
有看到波西吗 Have you seen Percy?
天啊 Oh, my God.
有那么好笑吗 Was that funny?
他跟娜塔莉在楼上 He's with Natalie upstairs.
喂 Hey!
滚开 我要过去 Move! Coming through.
-波西 -什么事 - Percy? - Yeah?
你叫波西 Wait, your name's Percy?
对 Yeah.
波西 Percy?
抱歉打扰 请继续 Sorry. Continue.
波西 Percy?
现在没人打炮了吗 Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?
波西 Percy?
开门 Open this door!
波西 Percy!
波西 开门 这是你的最后机会 Percy, open this door. This is your last chance.
-你跟他上床了吗 -天啊 - Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.
你跟他上床了吗 Did you fuck him?
冷静点 什么事都没发生 Calm down. Please, nothing happened.
房子在转耶 The room is spinning.
你醉了 You're drunk already?
不是 他吃了某个东西 好像是一颗药丸 No, he took something. I don't know. I think it was a pill.
波西 你吃了什么 Percy? Did you take something?
波西 你有吃药吗 Percy, did you take a pill?
过来… Come...
手伸进喉咙里催吐 Stick your fingers down your throat. Make yourself throw up.
-我不想 -深一点… - I don't wanna. - Deeper, deeper.
不 No.
让我帮你 Let me do it!
有好点吗 Do you feel better?
完全没有 Not even at all.
我不知道吃消炎止痛药不能喝酒 I didn't know you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.
你是吃止痛药 That's what you took?
-找到她了 -是谁开那个玩笑的 - Found her. - Okay, who told the joke?
你爸妈竟然在 Your fucking parents are here?
你以为我们的儿子 会没经过我们的同意就开趴 You think our son would have a party without our consent?
够了 你不属于这里 That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.
我不属于这里 我这辈子都住在这 I don't belong here? I've fucking lived here my whole life!
你才不属于这里 You don't belong here.
这是高中派对 你不能来参加 小姐 You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.
-这样啊 反正我们要走了 -好 Oh, well, yeah-- We're leaving.
-我先… -别碰她 - Let me get-- - Stay away from her.
你后退一点 Stay back. Okay?
-放开她 -后退 - I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!
-快点离开 -别碰我 波西 - Get out of here. Come on. - Don't touch me! Percy--
该死的 天啊 麦蒂 Oh, shi-- Oh, fuck! Oh, sh-- Maddie.
该死 Fuck!
我们该走了 We should go.
我只想跟你说 我绝对不会伤害你 I just want you to know I would never hurt you.
我知道 I know.
我准备好了 I'm ready for you.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
确定 Yes.
好 Okay.
我呢… I, um...
要从哪里撕开 I don't know. Where's the perforation?
我来吧 Let me help you.
我爱你 I love you.
波西 你醉了 Percy, you're drunk.
一点点 A little.
这样可以吗 我还是爱你 Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.
我们不该在你喝醉的时候做 I don't think we should do this when you're drunk.
更何况是你的第一次 Not for your first time.
好 Okay.
等合适的时机再说 I think we should wait.
如果这是你想要的 If that's what you want.
这样比较好 That's what I want.
看看是谁出现了 Well, look what the cat dragged in.
-昨晚玩得开心吗 -很开心 - Fun night? - Yeah, yeah, really fun.
很好 That's good.
我待会载你去上班 我们可以好好聊聊 Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.
今天可以让我开吗 Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?
我想去考驾照 应该要多练习一下 I'm thinking about getting my license, so, you know, I could use the practice.
我儿子要成为有照驾驶了 My son, the licensed driver?
是啊 如果我有车的话 Yeah, it'll just... You know, if I have a car,
找女友比较方便 it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.
你有女友了 Oh! Your girlfriend?
对 她叫麦蒂 Yeah. Her name is, uh, Maddie.
她年纪稍微大一点 但她非常有趣 She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
-有趣很重要 -是啊 - Fun's important. - Yeah.
她不想谈远距离恋爱 所以我不打算去念普林斯顿了 She doesn't really wanna do long-distance, so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.
什么 What?
因为麦蒂住在这 Just, you know, Maddie's here.
这样对我们都好 Just makes sense for us.
你一定要去念普林斯顿大学 - You're going to Princeton. - Uh-huh.
我不要 I'm not.
-我19岁了 -好 - I'm 19. - Okay.
我已经是成年人了 I'm an adult now.
我可以自己做决定 而我打算留在这里 好吗 I can make my own decisions. And I'm going to stay here, okay?
亲爱的 你先去车上等吧 爸爸待会就过去 Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car? And Daddy will be right out.
这是怎么回事 What the fuck was that?
放轻松 Just relax, okay?
你平常赚钱就要开车了 现在换我开吧 You drive for a living. Let me take this one.
她想要特斯拉 现在打给她 我要臭骂她一顿 She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.
-你要臭骂人家 -对 - You're gonna yell at her? - Yeah.
你要臭骂一个 可以说服儿子回心转意的人 You're gonna yell at the one person who can convince him to go to college?
-你说得对 -我知道 - You're right. You're right. - I know.
你觉得他们是不是… You think that they, uh...? That...?
打给她 Call her. Call her now.
嗨 Hi.
我原本要打给你 I was gonna call you.
我可能没办法继续 Listen, I don't think I can do this.
波西动了真感情 Percy has gotten way too attached.
车子可以给你 You can have the car.
真的吗 Really?
即使我们没有… Even though we didn't...?
你让他敞开心胸 这就是我们的目标 Uh, listen, you got him out of his shell, and that's all we wanted.
但现在他却想留在蒙托克 But now he's got this idea that he wants to stay in Montauk,
你得说服他乖乖去念大学 and you need to convince him that he has to go to college.
好 Yeah.
很好 我今天就把车子过户给你 Great. Great. I'll sign over the title today.
（特斯拉）
如果我说服他去念普林斯顿 车子就会给我 So if I can convince him to go to Princeton, I get the car?
我不需要跟他上床了 I don't have to have sex with him anymore?
-麦蒂 还在吗 -麦蒂 - Hello? Maddie? Hello? - Maddie?
有听到吗 Hello?
我可以喝点酒吗 Can I try some wine?
-好 -当然 - Yeah. - Sure.
应该没问题 - I think that's okay. - Mm-hm.
好 这样就够了 Okay. That's good.
别倒太多 Easy there.
宝贝 拜托 Sweetie, please.
-应该要好好品尝 慢慢喝 -是啊 - You wanna savor it. Savor it. - Yeah.
我约错时间了吗 Did I double-book?
你们不想知道麦蒂的事吗 Aren't you guys gonna ask Maddie about herself?
麦蒂 你是哪里人 Oh, uh, Maddie, where are you--? Where are you from?
这里 我是本地人 Um, here, actually. I'm from here.
其实呢 她完全没离开过 对吧 Yeah, in fact, she's never-- You've never left, right?
这里超美的 我能理解 Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.
鸡肉很美味 This chicken is delicious.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
-妈 这又不是你做的 是伊妮兹 -波西 - Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did. - Percy.
重点是很美味 Well, the important thing is that it's delicious.
我觉得重点是说实话 I think the important thing is the truth.
我没有对你们说实话 And I haven't been entirely truthful with you all.
我没有约错时间 I didn't get the dates wrong.
我想把你介绍给他们认识 I just wanted to introduce you to them,
但我不知道该怎么解释你有多老 but I didn't know how to explain how old you are.
我没那么老 Well, I'm not that old.
我认识一个人 娶了我们的高中西语老师 Uh, I actually know someone who married our high school Spanish teacher.
他们差了40岁 Forty-year age difference.
40岁 跟你差不多年纪 对吧 Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?
不是 No.
你们想知道我们怎么认识的吗 You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?
你们怎么认识的 Oh. How'd you meet?
你想说吗 还是我来吧 真的很有我们的风格 Do you wanna tell them? No, I'll tell them. This is so us.
其实很偶然 麦蒂到收容所想领养小狗 It's actually really random. Maddie came in to adopt a dog.
没错 但我拒绝她的申请 她超级不适合养狗 Yeah, but I rejected her application because she was totally unqualified.
但我们一拍即合 But we still hit it off.
我们认识的第一天 我还拿防狼喷雾喷她呢 I mean, the first day we met, I had to Mace her,
她超级好色 she was so fucking horny.
波西 别这么说人家 Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.
我只是开玩笑而已 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
我们其实有很多共同点 We actually have a lot in common.
再过四年 我们都是〝老屁股〞 In four years, we'll both be seniors.
天啊 我真的很抱歉 Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
我得接这通电话 你们好好认识一下 I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,
多聊聊 you know, chat.
我最爱的人们 My favorite people.
-你跟他说了 -没有 - Did you tell him? - No.
我带了工具来 I brought tools.
得尽快完成 晚餐还没吃完 We need to move fast. We're in the middle of dinner.
你们吃什么 What are you having?
烤鸡跟沙拉 Roasted chicken and salad.
我超爱沙拉 I fucking love salad.
没有轮毂盖 她一定会很崩溃 She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.
很简单 It's very simple.
她伤了你的心 你就破坏她的车 反而她眼里只有这辆车 She broke your heart, you break the car, since that's all she cares about.
她就跟我人生中的所有事情一样 She was just like every other thing in my life:
都是我爸妈安排好的 Planned by my parents.
干 怎么打都不会坏 Fuck! It's not doing anything.
去他的美国车 Goddamn American-built.
-赞啦 太好了 -好棒 - Yeah. Yeah! Okay. - Yeah.
给她一个教训 That'll teach her.
-天啊 -他来了 - Oh, God. - Hey, there he is.
还好吗 Everything all right?
嘿 Hey.
还好吗 How we doing?
你刚去哪里 Where were you?
你还好吗 You okay? I--
波西 你爸妈在楼下 Percy, your parents are downstairs.
他们绝对不会在意 I really don't think they mind.
-可以先聊聊吗 天啊 -住手 我的手 - Well, can we just talk? God! - Stop. What's--? Ow. Ow! My wrist.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我只是有点困惑 I'm just a little confused.
因为… Because I--
我以为你想跟我做爱 Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.
所以… So...
如果有什么事是我不知道的 请直接告诉我 If there's something I don't know, just tell me.
没有 No.
没有 No?
没有 No.
我的确很想 我们来做吧 I want to. Let's do it.
我们来做爱 Let's have sex.
这是你想要的吗 这会让你开心 This is what you want? This will make you happy?
对 Yeah. Yep.
太好了 Great.
我该怎么做 Um...
What--? What do I do?
你到上面 Get on top.
-好 -好的 现在… - Okay. Yes. - Okay. And now...
好 我会帮你 Okay, I'll help you.
波西 你没有… - Oh... - Percy, you're not...
-我会帮你 -干 - And then I'll help you-- - Oh, fuck!
你也高潮了吗 Did you come too?
没有 No.
那是我的大腿 Uh... that was my thighs.
我清一下 Just gonna...
对了 你的车在森林里 撞到一棵树 By the way, your car is in the forest, crushed by a tree.
什么 What?
我竟然蠢到以为你真的喜欢我 I had some kind of stupid idea that you actually liked me.
波西 Percy.
那些是真的吗 Was any of it real?
当然是 Yes.
是真的 我跟你说的事 我从没有跟任何人说过 It is real. I've told you things I've never told anybody.
我只是想保住我的房子 不是故意要伤害你 I was just trying to save my house. It wasn't personal.
我觉得很受伤 It felt personal to me.
-波西 对不起 我真的很抱歉 -你该走了 - Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. - You should go, I think.
事实是有一天 我会住在巴黎或其他地方 The truth is, one day I'll live in Paris or something,
等我回来蒙托克 你还会在这里 and I'll come back to visit Montauk and you'll still be here.
你爸妈有多少钱 How much money do your parents have?
你怎么不自己去问他们 你们不是很熟吗 Why don't you go ask them? I know you guys are close.
但你家很有钱 对吧 你永远不用为钱烦恼 But you're rich, right? You never have to worry about money.
我的人生超棒的 没有任何烦恼 So my life is amazing, right? I have no problems.
我就要失去我的房子了 I'm gonna lose my house.
而且我没有富爸爸可以帮我 And I don't have a rich dad that can help me.
麦蒂 你其实有 Actually, Maddie, you do.
而且你会浪费所有人生待在那间房子 And you're gonna waste your life in that house
等他回来跟你道歉 waiting for him to come back and apologize.
这才是你从纽约回来的原因吧 Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?
什么 盖瑞 不 What? Gary, no.
不对 No, no, no.
这不是我的车 This is not my car.
车子登记在你的名下 是你的车没错 Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.
我要一辆不能开的车要干么 What am I supposed to do with a car that doesn't run?
谁说不能开 Who says it doesn't run?
那种车永远不会坏 These things are built to last.
不像我们 Unlike us.
什么 What?
我什么都没说 I didn't say anything.
你们他妈的在搞什么 What the fuck, you guys?
波西 不要说脏话 Percy, language.
你们无法指使我了 我现在才是家长 You don't get to tell me what to do anymore. I'm the parents now.
你们还为我做了哪些事 是我不知道的 What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about?
那次篮球比赛 你是故意让我赢的吗 That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win?
不是 你光明正大地打败了我 No. You beat me fair and square.
那凯尔麦洛伊呢 What about Kyle McElroy?
凯尔麦洛伊 Kyle McElroy.
欺负我的那个男生 是你们害他被退学的吗 The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled?
不是 我听说他的志向是念军校 No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.
不管怎样 反正都结束了 Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.
你们无法继续追踪我 我的手机密码也换了 You can't track me anymore. I'm changing my phone passcode.
为什么 To what?
这就是我说的 Okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
我知道你们想帮我 但反而是在害我 I know you're trying to help me, but you're not.
你们应该让我自己尝试成功或失败 You have to let me fail or succeed on my own.
了解吗 Understood?
好 你们可以离开了 Okay, you can go.
好 Okay.
-别再用了 -好 - Stop! Leave it. - Yeah.
（逾期未缴）
（储蓄目标未达成）
凯莉 Kelly?
我有你的照片 I have your picture.
上车 Get in.
-我才不要坐那种车 -快点 - I'm not getting in that car. - Get in.
（周四 周五 周六）
解决他 Finish him!
终结 Fatality.
（储蓄目标达成）
敬麦蒂 你成功解决了 To Maddie. You figured it out.
是啊 那辆车是有点破旧 Yeah. I mean, that car's a little banged up.
反正夏天结束了 我们又恢复宁静 Whatever, the summer's over. We got our town back.
今年感恩节还是可以来我家过 And we can still have Thanksgiving at my place.
-是啊 -怎么了 - Yeah. - What?
好吧 我来说 Okay. Fine, I'll do it.
是这样的 Here it goes. Uh...
莎拉有事要告诉你 Sara has something to tell you.
多谢了 吉姆 Thank you, Jim.
-我们可能要搬到佛罗里达 -什么 - We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?
我知道 如果还有其他办法 我们绝对不想搬 I know, I know, we wouldn't if we didn't have to.
你是知道的 我根本不想去佛罗里达 You know that. I don't wanna move to Florida.
只是我们买不起这里的房子 We just can't afford to buy our own place here.
而且等宝宝出生后 继续住在吉姆的爸妈家也不适合 And we can't keep staying with Jim's parents when the baby comes.
-他们只有一间卫浴 -真不敢相信 - They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.
我们真的没有其他办法了 抱歉 We're really out of options. I'm sorry.
-是啊 我们很想留下来 -别生气 - Yeah. We wanna stay. - Don't be mad.
我没生气 I'm not mad.
我只是不敢相信你们要离开了 I just... I can't believe you're leaving.
我也不敢相信你要留下来 Well, I can't believe you're staying.
什么意思 What does that mean?
我去厕所找朋友 You know what, I just-- My buddy's in the bathroom.
我的意思是… I just mean that...
怎么说呢 I don't know.
这样的日子你要过多久 How long are you gonna keep doing this?
为了名车跟人上床 可能就这样了 Having sex for Buicks? This is probably it.
我不是这个意思 That wasn't what I meant.
我只是做了该做的事 才能保住我妈的房子 I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?
是 你总是这么说 Yeah. You keep saying that,
但你妈希望你过得开心 but your mom wanted you to be happy.
你看起来不开心 You don't seem happy.
-我很开心 -真的吗 - I am happy. - Are you?
我喜欢这里的生活 I like my life here.
好吧 All right.
我得跟你说 我明天早上就要回市区了 I should tell you I go back to the city tomorrow morning.
明天 不能提早回去吗 Oh, tomorrow? Can't you go any sooner?
你真幽默 You're funny.
这是什么 手指陷阱 我以前很爱这种玩意 What is this? A finger trap? I used to love these things.
还好吗 You okay?
所以你住在市区 So do you live in the city?
你是夏天来这里度假 还是… Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?
你怎么这么多问题 What is this, a questionnaire?
我只是想多了解你一点 I was trying to get to know you.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我想到一个点子 I have an idea.
可以闭上眼睛吗 Close your eyes for me?
来吧 闭上眼睛 把手指伸出来 Come on, close them. Give me your finger.
往前 Forward.
往上 Up.
好 眼睛可以睁开了 Okay, open your eyes.
搞屁啊 Oh, what the fuck?
好恶心 That's disgusting.
-别拉 -这是朋友送的礼物耶 - Stop pulling on it! - This was a gift from a friend.
别用力拉… Ow! Ow. Ow. Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't--
要先往前推才能拿出来 You have to push in to get out.
我在试了 I'm trying.
这样有点怪吧 That was kind of weird, huh?
总之呢 Anyways.
我住在炮台公园 I live in Battery Park.
出去 Get out.
好 Yeah.
（麦蒂巴克 纽约州蒙托克）
（退回给寄件人 无法寄送至该地址）
拿去吧 Here you go.
（出售中）
这里是道格汉地产公司 Doug Khan Realty.
道格 我是麦蒂 我想卖房子 Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.
太好了 Great!
别太兴奋 我有一个条件 Don't get too excited. There's a catch.
他在吗 Hey, is he here?
不在 No.
他不回我的电话或讯息 可以跟他说我在找他吗 Well, he won't return my calls or texts. Will you tell him I came in?
当然不要 Absolutely fucking not.
真的吗 Really?
对 你毁了一切 他是很特别的人 Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.
古柯碱 Cocaine!
好吧 All right.
你说吧 Let's hear it.
〝我是裘蒂 我是有案在身的…〞 "My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."
记得我说过 我认识许多有权有势的家庭吗 Remember when I said I've made some powerful friends nannying?
包括萨弗克郡的税务稽核员 That includes the Suffolk County tax assessor.
他们要提高你的财产税 And they're gonna make your property taxes go up.
提高非常多 Way up.
我把房子卖了 I sold the house.
抱歉 我可以借厕所吗 我肚子痛 Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom? It's number two, so...
好 Okay.
我是麦蒂 It's Maddie.
我可以跟他谈谈吗 Can I talk to him?
他不在家 He's not home.
他晚点会去普林斯顿的迎新会 He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.
好 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
学校有很多社团可以参加 And there are several eating clubs to choose from,
如果能撑到大三的话 if you make it to junior year.
我等不及在普林斯顿被吃掉 I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.
-什么 -我打很多通电话给你 - What? - I've tried calling you.
你不能就这样不理我 You can't just ignore me.
别来烦我 Leave me alone.
波西 不要不理我 Percy, don't shut me out.
-我没欠你什么 -停下来 - I don't owe you anything. - Stop.
波西 Percy.
我什么都不欠你… I don't owe you anything. I don't owe you anything.
是我亏欠你 Well, I owe you something.
我们的友谊是真的 Our friendship is real.
你让我学到 必须先往内推进才能离开 You made me realize I needed to push in to get out.
我受了伤 所以想伤害其他人 I was hurt. So I hurt people.
波西… Percy. Percy.
波西 开门…快点开门 Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.
拜托你 我们好好谈谈 Please, let's talk.
你在干么 What are you doing?
快点下来 我不想跟你有任何牵扯 Get off the hood. I don't want anything to do with you.
除非你愿意跟我谈 不然我不会下车 I'm not getting off until you talk to me.
看来只能这样了 Then I guess we're doing this.
好 开慢一点 该死 Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.
这很可怕 真不敢相信你那时完全不放手 This is scary. I can't believe you did this.
快点下去 Then get off!
不 除非你相信我是真的在乎你 No! Not until you believe me that I care about you.
你为了一台车而骗我 You lied to me just so you could get a fucking car.
-你才不在乎我 -我真的在乎 - You don't give a shit about me. - Yes, I do.
靠边停 我们可以好好谈 Pull over! Let's talk!
快点下车 Get off the hood of my car!
逼我啊 Make me!
-够了吗 -不够 - Had enough? - No!
天啊 Oh, my God!
-我看不到 -天啊 - I can't see! - Oh, my God!
-你挡到我的视线了 -波西 You're blocking me! Percy!
有火 Fire!
该死 Oh, shit.
天啊 Oh, my God.
糟了 Oh, shit.
麦蒂 Maddie?
麦蒂 Maddie!
没事了 It's okay.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我才拿到驾照 就毁了两台车 I just got my license and I've already ruined two cars.
那辆别克没事 我修好了 The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.
它只是需要一些关爱 It just needed a little love.
我爷爷在那台车里开枪自尽 My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
你这小混蛋 You little shit.
我回来找你算你幸运 You're lucky I came back for you.
少了我 看你要怎么办 Where would you be without me?
我一定还是处男 I'd definitely still be a virgin.
你现在还是处男 老兄 You're still a virgin, hotshot.
没有 那次也算 No, that counts, actually.
你想怎么跟大学朋友吹嘘都行 Well, you can tell your friends in college whatever you want.
如果我交得到朋友的话 If I make any friends.
什么意思 我们就是朋友 What do you mean? We're friends.
我可能会回来过感恩节 I think we're probably gonna come back out for Thanksgiving.
那时我就不在了 I won't be here.
我把房子卖了 要搬去加州 I sold the house. I'm moving to California.
你一定会没事的 You're gonna be okay.
你是睿智的小活佛吗 What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?
我比你大耶 你会没事的 I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.
我们都会好好的 We're both gonna be okay.
麦蒂 Maddie?
什么事 Yeah?
那次真的算 It still counts.
我要走上绞刑台了吗 这就是你说的惊喜 Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?
不准偷看 No peeking!
这是好消息 Yeah, no. This is good news.
你把我的眼睛蒙起来 该不会是要跟我说你劈腿了吧 You're not blindfolding me to tell me you're having an affair?
好了 All right.
-是什么东西 -房子 - What am I looking at? - The house.
房子 The house.
与其卖给有钱的王八蛋 Instead of selling it to some rich asshole,
我决定要卖给你们 I decided to sell it to you guys.
对 比较普通的王八蛋 Yeah, a regular asshole.
我得卖掉一艘船 Who had to sell one of the boats.
麦蒂 我们不能 Maddie, we can't.
我们可以 她原本可以卖更多钱 No, we can. And she could've gotten more for it.
那些钱够多了 I got enough.
这样我们才能留下 也是我们的目标 This is how we stay. This is what we wanted.
我的天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
等等 Oh, wait.
对耶 你做的礼物 Oh, right, the thing you made.
-原来在这 -要挂起来吗 - There it is. - Should we put it up?
等你离开 我们就会挂 We will do that. We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.
时间差不多了 Well, I guess this is it.
-到了就打给我们 -不打也没关系 - Call us as soon as you get there, okay? - Or don't. Totally fine either way.
没错 都可以 Yeah. We're cool.
-你们不会有事吧 -当然没事 - Are you guys gonna be okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
小孩终于要离家了 Empty nesters. Finally.
来吧 你得出发了 Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.
我爱你们 I love you guys.
-我们也很爱你 -我也爱你 - And we love you so much. - Love you too, huh?
拜托别送我出去 Please don't follow me out.
-不会的 -好 - No. - Okay.
好 Okay.
确定不用帮你拿行李吗 - Sure you don't want help with the bags? - No, I got it.
不用 我可以
让他自己拿 Well, let him do it.
好 Yeah.
亲爱的 Honey.
好了 Yeah, that's it.
-这样比较好 -没错 - That's worth it. - Yeah!
好 Um, okay.
-好了 再见 -再见 亲爱的 - All right. All right, guys. See you. - Bye, sweetie.
好 Okay.
-很好 -好 - Nice! All right. - Yeah.
-感恩节见了 -好 - I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving. - Yeah.
好 Okay.
走错边了 Wrong way.
-再见 -再见 亲爱的 - Bye! - Bye, sweetheart.
你叫的车到了 Your Uber's here.
我特别要求不要聊天 I requested no conversation.
我们一定要聊 兄弟 一路聊到普林斯顿 Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.
然后我开到加州的整趟路程 都要打给你 Then I'm gonna call you for my whole drive to California.
跟你说我的新男友 Tell you about my new boyfriend.
新男友 New boyfriend?
他是退休警察 He's a former cop.
好 Okay.
过去曾染上毒瘾 He's had some drug addiction in the past.
你想见他吗 Do you want to meet him?
不要 No.
但他很想见你耶 来吧 Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!
麦洛 你好吗 Milo! Hey! Hey.
准备好要出发了吗 You ready to leave?
好了 Yeah.
你呢 Are you?
准备好了 Yeah.
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