今晚的节目带我们去后台 Tonight's program takes us backstage
亲眼目睹创作的全过程， to witness firsthand the creation, start to finish,
在美国舞台上上演的一部新剧 of a new play mounted on the American stage.
小行星城不存在。 Asteroid City does not exist.
这是一个虚构的戏剧，专门为这个广播创建。 It is an imaginary drama created expressly for this broadcast.
人物是虚构的，文字是假想的， The characters are fictional, the text hypothetical,
这些事件都是杜撰的。 the events an apocryphal fabrication,
但合在一起，它们呈现了一个真实的描述 but together they present an authentic account
现代戏剧作品的内部运作。 of the inner workings of a modern theatrical production.
当然，我们的故事是从一条墨水丝带开始的。 Our story begins, of course, with an ink ribbon.
康拉德·厄普，剧作家，土生土长的上怀俄明州人， Conrad Earp, playwright, native of upper Wyoming,
以其浪漫诗意的挂毯而闻名 well-known for his romantic poetic tapestries
落基山脉以西的生活 of life west of the Rocky Mountains.
然而，没有什么好玩的， There is little amusement to be had, however,
看着一个男人打字。 in watching a man type.
跳过这孤独痛苦的几个月吧 Skip ahead, then, past the lonely, agonized months
写作，修改，润色，编辑，重写， of composing, revising, polishing, editing, rewriting,
剪切，粘贴，踱步，涂鸦，独自饮酒， cutting, pasting, pacing, doodling, and solitary drinking,
并加入我们的公司，因为他们走上舞台 and join our company as they take the stage
他们的第一次通读彩排。 for their first read-through rehearsal.
地点，塔金顿剧院，西北大街345号。 Location, the Tarkington Theater, 345 South Northwest Avenue.
幕布在沙漠的公共汽车站升起 Curtain rises on a desert bus stop
位于干旱峡谷和干旱平原之间 halfway between Parched Gulch and Arid Plains.
主要场景包括 Main scenography includes
有12个座位的小便当， a 12-stool luncheonette,
一个单泵加油站， a one-pump filling station,
还有一个有十个房间的汽车旅馆。 and a ten-cabin motor court hotel.
自负的离开, Upstage left,
战马霍克山脉 the Tomahawk Mountains.
最高峰，11000英尺。 Highest peak, 11,000 feet.
舞台右下，一座未完工的高速公路立交桥 Upstage right, an unfinished highway overpass
哪个能跳到20英尺高，然后在半空中砍断 which vaults up 20 feet, then chops off midair
在一个永久的路障后面。 behind a permanent roadblock.
正前方是一个直径和深度都有一百英尺的陨石坑 Center front, an impact crater one hundred feet in depth and diameter
周围是一个低矮的小联盟的各种链环围栏。 encircled by a low Little League variety chain-link fence.
台下远处，一列650节车厢的货运列车 Offstage, distant, a 650-car freight train
它以每小时五英里的速度呼啸而过。 which click-clacks by at five miles an hour.
致总电工: Note to chief electrician,
沙漠的阳光既不温暖也不凉爽 the light of the desert sun is neither warm nor cool
但要保持清洁 but always clean
最重要的是，不原谅。 and, above all, unforgiving.
演员，奥吉·斯汀贝克， Cast, Augie Steenbeck,
战地摄影师，40出头。 war photographer, early 40s.
他的儿子Woodrow, 14岁，也被称为Brainiac。 His son Woodrow, 14, also known as Brainiac.
米琪·坎贝尔，30多岁，电影演员。 Midge Campbell, late 30s, film actress.
她的女儿黛娜，15岁。 Her daughter Dinah, 15.
琼·道格拉斯，学校老师。 June Douglas, schoolteacher.
牧场手蒙大拿州，上图。 Ranch hand Montana, above.
格里夫·吉布森，五星上将。 Grif Gibson, five-star general.
Sandy Borden, Roger Cho, J.J. Kellogg. Sandy Borden, Roger Cho, J.J. Kellogg.
Clifford, Ricky, Shelly。 Clifford, Ricky, Shelly.
Stanley Zak, 65岁，退休。 Stanley Zak, 65, retired.
这出戏的故事发生在1955年9月。 The action of the play takes place in September of 1955.
第一幕，周五早上7点 Act one, Friday morning, 7:00 a.m.
第二幕，第二天。 Act two, the next day.
第三幕，一周后。 Act three, one week later.
开往圣费尔南多的最后一班火车 Last train to San Fernando
如果你错过了这个，你将永远不会得到另一个 If you miss this one You'll never get another one
bee -dee-dee-dee- boom - boom - boom - boom to San Fernando Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom to San Fernando
昨晚我遇到了我亲爱的多萝西 Last night I met my sweet Dorothy
她说"明天我参加甜蜜的婚礼" She said "Tomorrow I join in sweet matrimony"
但如果你表现得很好 But if you act all right
哦，今晚你可以带我出去玩 Oh, you can take me out tonight
我们可以喝酒，吃饭，及时回来 We can wine and dine and get back in time
最后一班开往圣费尔南多的火车 For the last train to San Fernando
开往圣费尔南多的最后一班火车 Last train to San Fernando
如果你错过了这个，你将永远得不到下一个 If you miss this one You'll never get another one
bee -dee-dee-dee- boom -bom-bom to San Fernando Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom to San Fernando
这是一条死蛇。 It's a dead snake.
平的蛇。 Flat snake.
用这根棍子戳他的头。 Poke him in the head with this stick.
漫步街头 I wander the streets
和同性恋拥挤的地方… And the gay crowded places...
五份烙饼和一杯黑咖啡。 Five orders of flapjacks and a black coffee.
但是不知怎么的 But somehow it seems
我的思绪曾经迷失 That my thoughts ever stray
To our last… To our last...
谁要尿尿? Who needs to pee?
-没人需要尿尿。我不喜欢。 -Nobody needs to pee. -I don't.
平均速度是83英尺每秒。 Our average speed is 83 feet per second.
由于风阻力过大，燃油效率较差。 Poor fuel efficiency due to excess wind resistance.
可能是行李架。 Probably the luggage rack.
显然是基于断电前的数据。 Based on data before the loss of power, obviously.
高高在上… High in the sky...
你们这些小公主想喝什么? What do you little princesses want to drink?
-我们不是公主。-我是吸血鬼。 -Oh, we're not princesses. -I'm a vampire.
我是一具在埃及被活埋的木乃伊…… I'm a mummy in Egypt who got buried alive...
-我吸人血。-…然后又活过来了 -I suck people's blood. -...and came back to life
它的头被砍掉了。-我是仙女。 -with its head chopped off. -I'm a fairy.
来杯草莓牛奶怎么样? How about a glass of strawberry milk?
那是什么? What was that?
又一次原子弹试验。 Another atom bomb test.
我以前见过两次这种症状 I've seen this combination of symptoms twice before
52年的旅行车 in the '52 Estate model.
在一个案例中，这是一个75美分零件的快速修复。 In one case, it was a quick fix of a 75-cent part.
在另一种情况下，这是一个困难的，昂贵的， In the other case, it was a difficult, costly,
耗时的拆卸和重新组装整个传动系统 time-consuming disassembly and re-mantling of the entire drivetrain
润滑机制也不起作用。 and lubrication mechanism, which didn't work.
发动机自己爆炸了， The motor exploded itself,
尸体被剥光，当废铁卖了。 and the body was stripped and sold for scrap.
就是这个。 There it is.
那么，我们得到的是哪一个? Well, which one have we got?
我们马上就知道了。 We're about to find out.
你得到了第一个。 You got the first one.
我该付你多少钱?没什么。 -How much do I owe you? -Nothing.
拖车十美元。 Ten dollars for the tow.
那是什么?关注度高的? What's that? Wh-What's that?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我觉得你还有第三个问题我们以前从未见过。 I think you've got a third problem we've never seen before.
<我> Zak住宅。 Zak residence.
罗穆卢斯，我是奥吉·斯汀贝克。 Romulus, this is Augie Steenbeck.
早上好，奥吉先生。大门开着。 Good morning, Mr. Augie. The gate is open.
-不，我们还没到。-你不在这儿? -No, we're not there. -You're not here?
我可以和扎克先生讲话吗?-是的，奥吉先生。 -May I speak to Mr. Zak? -Yes, Mr. Augie.
-你不在这儿?-我们还没到。 -You're not here? -We're not there.
汽车爆炸了。来找姑娘们。 The car exploded. Come get the girls.
汽车爆炸了? The car exploded?
车的一部分爆炸了，没错。 Parts of the car exploded itself, yes.
-来找姑娘们。-我不是他们的司机。 -Come get the girls. -I'm not their chauffeur.
我是他们的爷爷。 I'm their grandfather.
-你在哪里?小行星的城市。 -Where are you? -Asteroid City.
农场六号公路，75英里。来找姑娘们。 Farm Route Six, mile 75. Come get the girls.
我得留在这里陪伍德罗。 I have to stay here with Woodrow.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
伍德罗的事。我们在那里。 The thing for Woodrow. We're there.
嗯。 Hmm.
-你好吗?-他们怎么看? -Hello? -How'd they take it?
他们没有。 They didn't.
-不?-不。 -No? -No.
-不。-是的。 -No. -Yes.
-你还没告诉他们?-我还是没告诉他们。 -You didn't tell them still? -I still didn't tell them.
你承诺。-我知道。 -You promised. -I know.
时机永远不对。 The time is never right.
的时间 The time
总是错的。 is always wrong.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
不。 No.
你从来就不喜欢我，是吗? You never liked me, did you?
我从来没有爱过你。 I never loved you.
你总觉得我配不上她。 You always thought I wasn't good enough for her.
是的。我们说的是一样的。 Yes. We're saying the same thing.
-给凯迪拉克加油。-好的。 -Gas up the Cadillac. -Okay.
-告诉孩子们。我将。 -Tell the kids. -I will.
我到那儿就到。 I'll be there when I get there.
这是那辆车的尽头。 It's the end of that car.
仙女座菌株，检查脚垫下面。来吧。 Andromeda, check under the floor mats. Come on.
潘朵拉，检查侧边口袋。 Pandora, check the side pockets.
仙后座，检查一下座位之间的裂缝。 Cassiopeia, check the cracks between the seats.
接受一切。你觉得呢，伍德罗? Take everything. What do you think, Woodrow?
我觉得这有点悲哀。 I think it's kind of sad.
休息站，13分钟。 Rest stop, 13 minutes.
-人数统计。——一个。 - Head count. - One.
两个。三。四。 Two. Three. Four.
五个六。七。八个 Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
九。十个——现在。 -Nine. Ten. -All present.
让我们感谢一路平安。比利? Let's give thanks for a safe journey. Billy?
亲爱的天父，我们衷心感谢你让我们搭了这么好的巴士。 Dear Heavenly Father, we thank thee kindly for a terrific bus ride.
我吃了三盒饼干， I ate three boxes of Cracker Jacks,
我拿到了狗哨和13个殖民地的迷你地图。 got a dog whistle and a miniature map of the original 13 colonies.
此外，我们还看到一只土狼被一辆14轮大卡车碾过 Also, we saw a coyote get run over by a 14-wheeler
把他扔得像煎饼一样。 and left him flat as a pancake.
天啊，天啊。还有什么？ Boy, oh, boy. What else?
公交车司机不得不停了两次车，因为伯尼斯忍不住了。 The bus driver had to stop twice because Bernice couldn't hold it.
-可以。——阿门。 - Could so. - Amen.
阿们。 Amen.
午餐时间。排成一排。 Lunchtime. Line up single file.
我的话。它是热的。 My word. It's hot.
这是沙漠。你想要什么? It's the desert. What'd you expect?
我不知道我期待的是什么， I don't know if I expected one thing or another,
但我却像剪了的牵牛花一样枯萎了。 but I'm wilting like a cut petunia.
-人类不会退缩。——不要吗? -Humans don't wilt. -Don't they?
不，枯萎是一种现象，花瓣、叶子或茎…… No, wilting is a phenomenon by which a petal, leaf, or stem...
你敢跟我打赌吗? Do you dare me?
-你敢说什么?-吃这个辣椒。 -Dare you what? -To eat this hot pepper.
-这是个实验。-不，别这么做。 -It's an experiment. -No, don't do it.
辣椒。 Hot pepper.
神圣的托莱多。那是米琪·坎贝尔。 Holy Toledo. That's Midge Campbell.
(在吗?谁?-就在你后面。 -Where? Who? -Right smack in back of you.
不要看。 Don't look.
那一定是她的保镖。 That must be her bodyguard.
赵先生，什么事?你好。 Mr. Cho, yes? Hello.
你在七号舱。嗯，七号帐篷。 You're in cabin seven. Well, tent seven.
这是钥匙，但没有门。 Here's the key, but there's no door.
只是一个皮瓣。帐篷。 Just a flap. Tent flap.
帐篷吗?-我知道。 -Tent? -I know.
星期二早上我升级了电力系统。 I upgraded the electrical system Tuesday morning.
更好的照明，制冰机的电源和壁挂式灭虫器。 Better lighting, power for the ice machine and a wall-mounted bug zapper.
不幸的是，犯了一个错误，七号客舱被烧毁了。 Unfortunately, a mistake got made, and cabin seven burned to the ground.
-现在是帐篷了。我们不想睡在帐篷里。 -It's a tent now. -We don't want to sleep in a tent.
当然可以。我明白了。 Of course. I understand.
请允许我说，我想你会觉得很舒服的。 May I say, I think you'll find it very comfortable.
-这位年轻的先生遇险了吗?他的口渴。 -Is the young gentleman in distress? -He's thirsty.
当然可以。我明白了。 Of course. I understand.
要什么果汁?苹果、橘子还是西红柿? Uh, juice preference, please? Apple, orange, or tomato?
打扰一下，先生? Excuse me, sir?
这混蛋偷了我的硬币。 This bucket of nuts just stole my quarter.
请原谅。 I beg your pardon.
她活了那么久直到她的头秃了 She lived so long till her head got bald
取了一个根本不会死的概念 Taken a notion not to die at all
Ida Red, Ida Red Ida Red, Ida Red
我对Ida Red是个十足的傻瓜… I'm a plumb fool about Ida Red...
你可能在想我们为什么不帮你妈妈收拾行李。 You're probably wondering why we didn't pack your mother's suitcase.
因为她不会和我们一起踏上这段旅程。 It's because she's not coming with us on this journey.
她不能来。 She can't come.
她病得太重了。 She got too sick.
说白了，做了这么多手术之后， And, to put it bluntly, after all the surgeries,
治疗和干预…… therapies and interventions...
…经过两年的挣扎和磨难， ...after two years of struggling and suffering,
她病死了。 she succumbed to her illnesses.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我当时不知道该怎么跟你说。 I didn't know how to tell you then.
我不知道以后该怎么告诉你。 I couldn't figure out how to tell you later.
我不知道该怎么办。 I didn't know what to do.
时机从来都不对。 The time was never right.
你是说我们的母亲三周前去世了? You're saying our mother died three weeks ago?
是的。 Yes.
她什么时候回来? When is she coming back?
她不会回来了。 She's not coming back.
假设她在天堂。 Let's say she's in heaven.
当然对我来说是不存在的，但你是圣公会教徒。 Which doesn't exist for me, of course, but you're Episcopalian.
到这里来。让我抱抱你。 Come here. Let me hug you.
好吧。坐回去。 Okay. Sit back down.
你已经知道了吗，伍德罗? Did you know already, Woodrow?
我想是的。 I think so.
她离开太久了。 She'd been away so long.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
是的。 Yeah.
我们会没事的。 We're gonna be okay.
你爷爷在来的路上了。 Your grandfather's on his way.
我们要和他待上一段时间 We're gonna stay with him for a period of time
目前还不确定会持续多久。 which is yet to be determined how long it's gonna be.
她在里面吗? Is she in there?
是的。 Yeah.
她在特百惠里。 She's in the Tupperware.
火化。 Cremated.
我们现在是孤儿了吗? Are we orphans now?
嗯? Huh?
我们现在是孤儿了吗? Are we orphans now?
不。 No.
因为我还活着。 Because I'm still alive.
我父亲去世时，我母亲告诉我:“他在天上。” When my father died, my mother told me, "He's in the stars."
我告诉她，“除了那颗，离我们最近的恒星， I told her, "The closest star, other than that one,
“离我们有4光年半远 "is four and half light-years away
"表面温度超过5000摄氏度" "with a surface temperature over 5,000 degrees centigrade."
“他不在星星里，”我说。 "He's not in the stars," I said.
“他已经入土了。” "He's in the ground."
她认为这能安慰我。 She thought it would comfort me.
她是个无神论者。 She was an atheist.
她说的另一件不正确的事情是…… The other thing she'd say which is incorrect...
“时间能治愈一切创伤。” "Time heals all wounds."
不。 No.
也许它可以是创可贴。 Maybe it can be a Band-Aid.
你的时间概念完全扭曲了。 Your concept of time is completely distorted, though.
我想除了伍德罗你们谁都不知道15分钟是什么意思。 I don't think any of you except Woodrow even understands what 15 minutes means.
15分钟等于6200小时。 Fifteen minutes is 6,200 hours.
完全正确。 Exactly.
那不是你的错。 That's not your fault.
如果你现在有什么东西可以吃， If you could have anything in the world to eat right now,
会是什么呢? what would it be?
奥吉·斯汀贝克这个角色 The character of Augie Steenbeck
在我们制作的虚构故事中 in the imaginary tale of our production
是要成为著名的、不可磨灭的联系吗 was to become famously and indelibly connected
对于创造这个角色的演员， to the actor who created the role,
一位前木匠在一个小地方被发现 a former carpenter discovered in a bit part
由该剧导演舒伯特·格林执导。 by the play's director, Schubert Green.
我已经写完信了，安娜丽丝。 I've finished my correspondence, Analisse.
请把我的鸡尾酒和药片拿来。 Please bring me my cocktail and my pill.
-记住，那位先生…-哦,不。 -Remember, the gentleman... -Oh, no.
…格林先生介绍的人已经到了。 ...referred by Mr. Green has arrived.
不。把他送走。 No. Send him away.
让他住在咸船长旅馆或灯塔旅馆 Put him up at the Salty Skipper or the Lighthouse Inn
告诉他早上再来，但不要在11点之前。 and tell him to come back in the morning but not before 11:00.
剧作家和演员第一次见面的场合是， The occasion of the first meeting between playwright and player is now,
在我们幻想的讲述中， in our fanciful telling,
这是一场戏剧爱情和传奇。 a matter of theatrical lore and legend.
黄昏，深秋，傍晚， Setting, late autumn, late afternoon,
大都市外的一个海边村庄。 a seaside village outside the grand metropolis.
哦，不，又来了。你说什么。我很抱歉。 Oh, no, again. I-I beg your pardon. I'm sorry.
沃森小姐没有通知你吗?我是不舒服的。 Did Miss Watson not inform you? I'm indisposed.
我知道，但冰淇淋会化掉的。 I know, but the ice cream would've melted.
这是什么?-我想这是你喜欢的。 -What's this? -I think it's the one you like.
东鹿特丹Frosty Spoon餐厅的鹅莓蠕动。 Gooseberry Wriggle from the Frosty Spoon on East Rotterdam.
我用木屑、报纸和花生壳把它包起来。 I wrapped it in sawdust, newspaper, and peanut shells.
你不该把钱浪费在像我这样的老傻瓜身上。 You shouldn't waste your spending money on an old fool like me.
嗯，他们给了我十美元的车费，所以我买了半桶，搭便车， Well, they gave me ten dollars bus fare, so I bought us a half bucket, hitchhiked,
并把零钱装进了口袋。 and pocketed the change.
又凉又好吃。 Cool and delicious.
你服役多久了? How long have you been in the service?
服务吗?什么服务?我不知道你在说什么。 The service? What service? I don't know what you're talking about.
除非有人故意误导我， Well, unless I've been deliberately misinformed,
我相信这些条纹表明了身份 I believe those stripes indicate the status
一个二等下士。 of a ranking corporal, second class.
哦,不。我是《军号男孩吹蓝调》里的第三号大兵。 Oh, no. I-I'm G.I. Number Three in Bugle Boy Blows the Blues.
不管怎么说,是。今晚打烊了。 Was, anyway. We closed tonight.
我明白了。服装部门的财产。 I see. Property of the wardrobe department.
不再...... Not anymore.
顺便问一下，怎么样? How was it, by the way?
——玩吗?它发臭。-嗯。 -The play? It stunk. -Mmm.
介意我打开窗户吗?-一点也不。 -Mind if I crack open a window? -Uh, not at all.
天气很热，不是吗? It's sweltering, isn't it?
甚至雏菊和毛茛也垂下来了…… Even the daisies and buttercups are drooping...
那扇窗户有点粘。那扇窗户有点粘! That window sticks a bit. That window sticks a bit!
你打破了我的窗户。 You broke my window.
奥吉为什么会在煎锅上烫伤手? Why does Augie burn his hand on the Quicky-Griddle?
说实话，我自己都不了解。 Well, I don't even know myself, to tell you the truth.
我没有那样的计划。 I hadn't planned it that way.
他就是在我打字的时候做的。 He just sort of did it while I was typing.
对你来说是不是太不寻常了? Is it too extraordinary for you?
我猜，在我看来，他是在找借口 Uh, I guess, the way I read it, he was looking for an excuse
为什么他的心跳这么快。 why his heart was beating so fast.
哦。 Oh.
哦，多么有趣的观点啊。 Oh, what an interesting sentiment.
我喜欢这个主意。 I love that idea.
也许他应该说出来。这是一条很好的线路。 Maybe he should say it. It's a very good line.
不，我想没有。没有必要的。 No, I suppose not. Not necessary.
这是事实，我们并不孤单。 It's a fact, we're not alone.
外星人偷走了小行星。 The alien stole the asteroid.
一直被认为是月球碎片 Long thought to be a lunar splinter
从假想行星Magnavox-27的较小卫星上碎片化， fragmented from the lesser moon of the hypothetical planet Magnavox-27,
现在被认为是一颗淘气的侏儒彗星， now considered a rogue pygmy cometette,
根据百科全书。 according to the encyclopedia.
显然，她会跟他说点什么。 Obviously, she would've said something to him.
我很确定。我是说你妈妈。 I'm certain of it. Your mother, I mean.
她会让他告诉我们宇宙的秘密 She would've gotten him to tell us the secrets of the universe
或者对他大吼大叫，或者逗他笑。 or yelled at him or made him laugh.
她会有一个假设。 She would've had a hypothesis.
你更让我想起她了。 You remind me of her more than ever.
她并不害羞。 She wasn't shy.
你会长大的。 You'll grow out of that.
顺便说一句，我觉得你的姐妹们也可能是外星人。 I think your sisters might be aliens, too, by the way.
我认识你妈妈的时候，她才19岁。 When I met your mother, she was only 19.
她抽着烟，读着一本平装书， She was smoking a cigarette, reading a paperback,
穿着泳衣在生锈的防火梯上洗澡 taking a bath in a swimsuit on a rusty fire escape
比我的相机位置低一段半。 a flight and a half below my camera position.
有时候，我有时候还是会想 Sometimes, I sometimes still think
我还能听到她的声音 I still hear her here
在黑暗中呼吸。 breathing in the dark.
谁知道呢，伍德罗? Who knows, Woodrow?
也许她在星星里。 Maybe she is in the stars.
你是完美的。 You're perfect.
-好的吗?-好的。 -Okay? -Okay.
坚持住，伙伴! Hold on, partner!
- zutalors。-哦，不。 - Zut alors. - Oh, no.
下一班是什么时候? When's the next one?
我想是星期天早上。 Sunday morning, I think.
喝果汁。 Drink your juice.
你给我拍了张照片。 You took a picture of me.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
为什么? Why?
我是一名摄影师。 I'm a photographer.
你没有征求许可。 You didn't ask permission.
-我从不征求许可。-为什么不呢? -I never ask permission. -Why not?
因为我在战壕、战场和战区工作。 Because I work in trenches, battlefields, and combat zones.
真的吗? Really?
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
你是说你是战地摄影师? You mean you're a war photographer?
主要是。 Mostly.
有时我报道体育赛事。 Sometimes I cover sporting events.
我叫奥吉·斯汀贝克。 My name is Augie Steenbeck.
嗯。 Mmm-hmm.
你要拿它做什么? What are you gonna do with it?
那张照片。 That picture.
嗯。好吧，如果有什么好东西，我想我会试着卖掉它 Hmm. Well, if it's any good, I guess I'll try to sell it
去杂志社，既然你提到了。 to a magazine, now that you mention it.
“米奇·坎贝尔在吃华夫饼。” "Midge Campbell eating a waffle."
先给我留个指纹，让我确认。 Make me a print first, to approve.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
这是黛娜。 This is Dinah.
-我是伍德罗。-我有个问题。 - This is Woodrow. - I have a question.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
-你中过子弹吗?-我曾经… -Have you ever been shot with bullets? -Have I ever been...
有一两次，只是擦伤了。 Uh, once or twice, just grazed.
他的后脑勺也被弹片击中。给她看。 He got shrapneled in the back of the head, too. Show her.
嗯。 Hmm.
顺便说一句，我还没说原谅你。 I don't say I forgive you yet, by the way.
欢迎来自美国军事科学学院 Welcome from the United States Military-Science
研究及实验部 Research and Experimentation Division,
与拉金斯基金会合作 in conjunction with the Larkings Foundation.
我们向你致敬。 We salute you.
每年，我们都会庆祝小行星日， Each year, we celebrate Asteroid Day,
纪念公元前3007年9月23日 commemorating September 23, 3007 BC,
当干旱平原陨石撞击地球时 when the Arid Plains Meteorite made Earth impact.
这个为期三天的庆祝活动的日程安排 The itinerary for this three-day celebration
包括参观新翻新的天文台 includes a tour of the newly refurbished observatory
希肯卢珀医生和她的工作人员 with Dr. Hickenlooper and her staff,
有辣椒和法兰克福香肠的野餐晚餐 a picnic supper of chili and frankfurters
晚上有烟花表演， with an evening fireworks display,
天文椭圆的观测 the viewing of the astronomical ellipses
在今晚午夜前的高峰期， at its peak just before midnight tonight,
最后是年度 and finally, the awarding of the annual
星期一的宴会午餐后获得希肯卢珀奖学金。 Hickenlooper Scholarship after Monday's banquet lunch.
现在，我将从颁发纪念章开始， Now, I'll start by presenting the commemorative medals,
但首先，我要先做我的演讲 but first, I'll do my speech first,
你还会收到一个对开本作为纪念。 which you'll also receive in a folio edition as a souvenir.
第一章。 Chapter One.
我每天早上步行18英里去学校，挤羊奶， I walked to school 18 miles each morning, milked the goats,
拔鸡毛，逃学，抓萤火虫， plucked the chickens, played hooky, caught fireflies,
去酒吧裸泳，每晚祈祷 went skinny-dipping in the watering hole, said my prayers every night
每周都要被枫糖打两次。 and got whipped with a maple switch twice a week.
这就是生活。 That was life.
第二章。 Chapter Two.
我父亲参加了结束所有战争的战争， My father went off to fight in the war to end all wars,
但没有，他剩下的东西 it didn't, and what was left of him
装在松木盒子里回来，上面插着一面旗帜。 came back in a pine box with a flag on top.
第二章结束。 End of Chapter Two.
接下来，我去了军官学校， Next, I went to officer school,
20年就这样以梦幻般的速度过去了。 and 20 years passed at the speed of a dream.
一个妻子，一个儿子，一个女儿，一条贵宾犬。 A wife, a son, a daughter, a poodle.
第三章。另一场战争。 Chapter Three. Another war.
胳膊和腿像爆米花一样被炸飞， Arms and legs blown off like popcorn,
眼珠被挖出来，无论是比喻上还是字面上。 eyeballs gouged out, figuratively and literally.
男人们装扮成穿着呼啦裙的女人，在棕榈叶下表演。 The men put on shows under the palm fronds dressed as women in hula skirts.
这就是生活。 That was life.
与此同时，别人的故事。 In the meantime, somebody else's story.
一个人想出一个数字， A man thinks up a number,
除以1万亿，代入根号 divides it by a trillion, plugs it into the square root
地球周长的一半 of the circumference of the Earth
乘以原子分裂的速度， multiplied by the speed of a splitting atom,
和 volilou， progress。 and voilà, progress.
我不是科学家。你。 I'm not a scientist. You are.
第三章结束。 End of Chapter Three.
少年天文爱好者和太空学员们， Junior Stargazers and Space Cadets,
你进来的时候，我们都惊呆了 we watch transfixed as you enter
进入大脑和精神的未知领域。 into uncharted territories of the brains and spirit.
如果你想过一种美好、安静、平和的生活， If you wanted to live a nice, quiet, peaceful life,
你生错了时间。 you picked the wrong time to get born.
这就是我的演讲。 That's my speech.
请注意，你们每个人都是自己安全的守护者。 Be notified, you are each the guardian of your own safety.
在接下来的演示中保持警惕。 Maintain alert caution throughout the following demonstrations.
致Ricky Cho，感谢他在航空感应领域的工作， To Ricky Cho, for his work in the field of aeronautical induction,
Success. the Collapsing Star Ribbon of Success.
献给Clifford Kellogg，感谢他在研究中的工作 To Clifford Kellogg, for his work in the study
， of particle disintegration,
黑洞胜利徽章。 the Black Hole Badge of Triumph.
致黛娜·坎贝尔… To Dinah Campbell...
它是由宇宙辐射而不是阳光驱动的。 It's fueled by cosmic radiation instead of sunlight.
<我>…对于她在植物加速领域的工作… ...for her work in the area of botanical acceleration...
不幸的是，它使所有的蔬菜都有毒。 Unfortunately, it makes all vegetables toxic.
<我>…红巨星荣誉绶带。 ...the Red Giant Sash of Honor.
致Shelly Borden，感谢她的工作 To Shelly Borden, for her work
在矿物制造领域… in the realm of mineral fabrication...
我合成了一种外星元素。 I synthesized an extraterrestrial element.
明年它将被添加到元素周期表中。 It's going to be added to the periodic table next year.
<我>…遥远星云月桂冠。 ...the Distant Nebula Laurel Crown.
致Woodrow Steenbeck To Woodrow Steenbeck
以表彰他在天文成像领域的工作… for his work in the sphere of astronomical imaging...
它可能在开发中有应用 It may have applications in the development
星际广告。 of interstellar advertising.
<我>…白矮星成就勋章。 ...the White Dwarf Medal of Achievement.
我们的旅行到此结束。 Our tour ends here.
谢谢大家的关注，谢谢大家 Thank you for your attention, and thank you
感谢拉金斯基金会的慷慨资助。 to the Larkings Foundation for their generous funding.
-这些脉冲是什么意思?——什么? - What do those pulses indicate? - What?
哦，哔哔声和哔哔声?我们不知道。 Oh, the beeps and blips? We don't know.
来自外太空的无法破译的无线电发射。 Indecipherable radio emissions from outer space.
-可能是转移注意力。-它会改变吗? -Probably a red herring. -Does it change ever?
据我所知没有。 Not to my knowledge.
-也许是约会。-这是约会? -It's a date, maybe. -It's a date?
-在银河日历上。药水。 -On the galactic calendar. -Maybe.
玛丽，我们认为这是银河系日历上的一个日期。 Mary, we think it's a date on the galactic calendar.
——什么?哇。-总是今天吗? - What? Wow. - Is it always today?
<我> Yippee-yay Yippee-yay
今天没有婚礼钟声 There'll be no wedding bells for today
我得到了马刺叮当响叮当响叮当… I got spurs that jingle jangle, jingle...
我们感谢你的芥末。 We thank thee for the mustard.
我们感谢你的美味，我们感谢你的洋葱。 We thank thee for the relish, and we thank thee for the onions.
-谢谢你的泡菜，我们…——头计数。 -We thank thee for the pickles, and we... -Head count.
一。两个。 -One. -Two.
其中包括3名。四线。 -Three. -Four.
列入。英尺六英寸。 -Five. -Six.
德怀特?德怀特在哪儿?八。 -Dwight? Where's Dwight? -Eight.
——德怀特?德怀特?—存在的概率小于0.0000% - Dwight? Dwight? - Less than 0.0000% chance exists
整个宇宙的外星生命。 of extraterrestrial life in the entire universe.
德怀特·!-这是科学事实。 -Dwight! -It's a scientific fact.
除了太空虫和微型蠕虫。 Other than space bugs and microscopic worms.
我坚决不同意。-我也是。 -I assertively disagree. -So do I.
-这不是科学事实。-它甚至不是一个数字。 -It's not a scientific fact. -It's not even a number.
-请把泡菜递给我。-辣椒怎么样? -Pass the pickles, please. -How's the chili?
-好吧，只要你加了辣酱。-谢谢。 -Fine, once you add the hot sauce. -Thank you.
炯炯有神的眼睛?-考虑常数… - Sparkler? - Consider the constants...
无尽的空间和无法测量的时间。 endless space and immeasurable time.
可能性增加了无限倍。 The likelihood is increased by a factor of infinity.
-你从哪弄来的?-酒吧机。 -Where'd you get that? -The cantina machine.
-酒吧贩卖机在哪?-酒吧机器? - Where's the cantina machine? - The cantina machine?
你脸上戴着这个能看清什么吗? Can you see anything with those on your face?
嗯。 Hmm.
哦,诅咒。你对于关注度高的…… Oh, gadzooks. Wh-What'd you...
你做了什么要受这种惩罚? What did you do to deserve that?
没什么。-谁打了你? -Nothing. -Who hit you?
没有人。 Nobody.
这是油彩，让我感觉像我的角色。 It's greasepaint, to feel like my character.
哦。她是怎么把眼睛打青的? Oh. How does she get a black eye?
在故事里。 In the story.
她在故事里没有。 Well, she doesn't in the story.
-在里面。-好的。 -It's on the inside. -Okay.
-反正应该是这样的。-在里面。好吧。 -It's supposed to be, anyway. -It's on the inside. All right.
拉金斯基金会声称是永久性的， The Larkings Foundation claims permanent,
无可争辩的权利。——是对的。 -incontestable rights. -That's right.
他们是我们的。我们拥有它们。无可争辩的权利 -They're ours. We own them. -Incontestable rights
所有专利或发明的派生 to all patents or inventions derived
从任何和每一个提交，无一例外。 from any and every submission, without exception.
不适合青少年。阅读细则。 Not for teenagers. Read the fine print.
这些项目都属于山姆大叔。 The projects all belong to Uncle Sam.
我把它叫做“绕三圈而返回而不被大气层烧毁”。 I call it "Triple Orbit and Return without Burning Up in the Atmosphere."
你为什么一个人坐在那里? Why are you sitting there all by yourself?
-你。嗯? -You. -Hmm?
你害羞吗? Uh, are you shy?
我是个大器晚成的人。 I'm a late bloomer.
我父母是这么告诉我的。 So I've been told by my parents.
-你被我们吓倒了吗?-不。 -Are you intimidated by us? -No.
我们来做个性格测试。你叫什么名字来着? Let's do a personality test. What's your name again?
伍德罗·l·斯汀贝克。 Woodrow L. Steenbeck.
嗯。“L”是什么意思? -Hmm. -What's the "L" for?
-林德伯格。-大家看看伍德罗。 - Lindbergh. - Everybody look at Woodrow.
我同意。害羞但不害怕。 I agree. Shy but not intimidated.
过来，伍德罗。 Move over here, Woodrow.
聪明而勤奋的人,是吗?-是的,聪明而勤奋的人。 -Brainiac, huh? -Yeah, brainiac.
这是不言而喻的，不是吗? It sort of goes without saying, doesn't it?
每个人都知道我们异常聪明。 Everybody already knows we're abnormally intelligent.
这是真的。我妈妈给我做的。 That's true. My mother made it for me.
根据她的幽默感，这应该很有趣， It's supposed to be funny, according to her sense of humor,
但它不像最初那样搞笑了。 but it's not as hilarious as it was originally.
哦,真的吗?怎么会？ Oh, really? How come?
因为那时她还活着。现在她死了。 Because she was alive then. Now she's dead.
-哦。哈哈。 -Oh. -Ha-ha.
她是什么样的人? What was she like?
我的…哦，我妈妈? My... Oh, my mother?
她是… She was, um...
像这样。 Like this.
你什么时候失去她的? When did you lose her?
今天早上正式宣布，但我想我已经知道了。 Officially, this morning, but I think I already knew.
你好。 Howdy.
你在上面干什么? What are you doing up there?
只是在享受沙漠的空气。 Just enjoying the desert air.
-你敢说我吗?-你敢说什么? - You dare me? - Dare you what?
从这个平房跳下去。 To jump off this bungalow.
-这是个实验。-不。 -It's an experiment. -No.
我喜欢重力。 I love gravity.
这可能是我目前最喜欢的物理定律。 It might be my favorite law of physics at the moment.
舞台上的演员们， Players of the stage,
一群游吟诗人和不墨守成规的人。 a tribe of troubadours and nonconformists.
他们过着非传统的，有时甚至是危险的生活， They lead unconventional, sometimes dangerous lives,
是什么滋养和提升了他们的艺术抱负 which nourish and elevate their artistic aspirations
照亮人类的处境。 and illuminate the human condition.
接下来，十周后， Next, ten weeks later,
小行星城首次公开预览的前夕。 the eve of Asteroid City's first public preview.
Apache Plainsliner船上的客厅 A drawing room on board the Apache Plainsliner
开往加利福尼亚海岸。 bound for the California coast.
它是开放的。 It's open.
舒伯特说你得回来。 Schubert says you got to come back.
如果我这么重要，他怎么没亲自来? If I'm so important, why isn't he here himself?
可能太忙了。忙得没时间去追你。 Probably too busy. Too busy to go chasing after you.
他们派我来的。你知道我是谁吗? They sent me. You know who I am?
我想是的。替补。 I think so. Understudy.
替补。这是正确的。让我… The understudy. That's right. Let me just, uh...
他说，如果你哭了，我给你读这个。 He said, if you're crying, I read you this one.
不，不是这样的。在这里。 No, that's not it. Here it is.
如果你生气了，我给你读这个。 If you're hopping mad, I read you this one.
都给我。 Give me both.
他不是这么说的。他说，如果…… Not what he said. He said, if...
都给我。 Give me both.
“告诉她，她是一个高傲、下流的势利小人 "Tell her she's a stuck-up, low-class snob
但她没有理由这么做。 "but she's got no good reason to be.
“如果她辱骂你，你也要以牙还牙。 "If she sasses you, sass her back.
“告诉她，她是个神经质的人 "Tell her she's a borderline neurotic
“有致命弱点。” "with an Achilles heel complex."
这是第二个。 That's the second one.
“告诉她，她依赖自己的美貌就像依赖一根摇摇晃晃的拐杖。 "Tell her she relies on her beauty like a wobbly crutch.
“这是她最深的弱点。 "It's her deepest weakness.
“告诉她，她很有潜力 "Tell her she's got the potential
真正的伟大，但我说 "for genuine greatness, but I say
“她绝对不可能实现这个目标。” "with absolute certainty she will never achieve it."
还有别的事吗? Anything else?
啊哈。他说，如果你冷静冷静， Uh-huh. He said, if you're cool and collected,
我觉得你看起来就是这样 which I think is what I think you seem to be,
那就意味着你可能真的不想回来了 then that means you probably really don't want to come back
我得把这个给你 and I got to give you this.
读它。-他不是这么说的。 -Read it. -Not what he said.
他说这是私人电话。就你们两个。 He said this one's private. Just the two of you.
他说……他说…… He said that... He-he said...
“亲爱的金，对不起，我喊了一声 "Dear Kim, I'm sorry I shouted
还说你是个被宠坏的婊子和小才子 "and called you a spoiled bitch and a minor talent
打碎了你的眼镜，扔出了窗外。 "and broke your glasses and threw them out the window.
"鉴于我一直在考虑你 "Given that I have always considered you
成为最有天赋的在世女演员 "to be the most consummately gifted living actress
"一个有着非凡智慧和品格的人， "and a person of great intelligence and character,
这些声明和行动 "these statements and actions
并不能准确反映我的真实感受。 "do not accurately reflect my true feelings.
"是的，我可能是一条控制欲很强的蛇， "Yes, I may be a manipulative snake,
“就像你曾经在我背后形容我那样…… "as you once characterized me behind my back...
“你看，我确实有我的消息来源，但我像爱妹妹一样爱你， "you see, I do have my sources, but I love you like a sister,
“除了我们相遇那天在浴室的那一次， "other than that one time in the bathroom the day we met,
我们都知道，这话从来没有重复过。 "which has never been repeated, as we both know.
“我从没想过要伤害你 "I never meant to hurt you
或以任何方式侮辱或冒犯你， "or insult you or offend you in any way,
“只是用我手头仅有的几件工具试了试 "only to try with the few tools I have at my disposal
“做我的工作，就是让它成功。 "to do my job, which is to make it work.
“原谅我。 "Forgive me.
"我们明晚开业，你来不来都行。 "We open tomorrow night, with or without you.
“没有，我们整个忠诚的公司 "Without, our entire devoted company
“将遭受彻底的灾难和悲惨的灾难， "will suffer complete disaster and tragic calamity,
一位名叫康拉德·厄普的天才也将如此。 "as will a brilliant, fragile genius named Conrad Earp.
“有了它，你将享受事业上的胜利， "With, you will enjoy the triumph of your career,
“这一点也不重要。 "which does not matter in the least.
“重要的是舞台上生命中的每一秒 "All that matters is every second of life onstage
以及我们的友谊。 "and our friendship.
"你的仆人，你的主管，还有，恕我直言，你忠诚的导师， "Your servant, your director and, if I may, your devoted mentor,
“舒伯特绿色。” "Schubert Green."
你叫什么名字，替角? What's your name, understudy?
他们连夜来到了俄亥俄州， They continued through the night as far as Ohio,
然后下了飞机，赶上了返程航班 then disembarked and caught the return flight
开演前两小时到达。 arriving two hours prior to curtain.
这位才华横溢的替角立即取代了原来的伍德罗。 The talented understudy immediately replaced the original Woodrow.
我强烈质疑你女儿是否会玩橡皮泥 I strongly question whether your daughter's Silly Putty
类似于任何来自外太空的东西。 resembles anything from outer space.
-不是橡皮泥。-对不起，但我对此表示怀疑。 -It's not Silly Putty. -I'm sorry, but I doubt it.
叫做S'morestozium。 It's called S'morestozium.
-太棒了。-谢谢。 -This is excellent. -Thank you.
这就是机器所做的一切。 It's really all the machine's doing.
你到底懂不懂天文地质学， What the devil do you know about astrogeology anyway,
杰杰，那是什么意思? J.J, whatever that stands for?
我只是维护工作。 I just maintain the workings.
雪莉的论点有… Shelly's thesis is supported by...
脆弱，过时的证据。 Flimsy, outdated evidence.
-你说什么?-我不这么认为。 -I beg your pardon? -Not in my opinion.
事实上，我喜欢橡皮泥或S'morestozium。 I liked the Silly Putty or S'morestozium, in fact.
我只是在引用他的话。 I'm just quoting what he said.
顺便说一句，你儿子的项目今天很可能把我们都害死了。 Your son's project might very well have killed us all today, by the way.
来自养育我们的家庭 Coming from the family that brought us
-电磁死亡射线-这是武器。 -the electromagnetic death ray. -It's a weapon.
-当然是致命的。-所以你承认了。 -Of course it's lethal. -So you admit it.
更不用说大脑互动体的旗帜了。 Not to mention Brainiac's flag.
我是说，他是想挑起第三次世界大战吗? I mean, is he trying to provoke World War III or something?
喷气推进带是非常安全的。 The jet propulsion belt is eminently safe.
我会让一个八岁的小男孩来做手术。 I'd allow an eight-year-old boy to operate it.
事实上，我做了……里奇的表弟奇普， In fact, I did... Ricky's cousin Chip,
他还打破了单人飞行高度纪录。 and he broke the solo flight altitude record.
他们很奇怪，不是吗? They're strange, aren't they?
你的孩子，和正常人相比。 Your children, compared to normal people.
-是的。这是正确的。 -Yes. -That's correct.
——是真的。嗯。 -It's true. -Hmm.
之后是第二个人 After that, the second person
说第一个人说的名字，然后加上另一个。 says the name the first one said, then adds another.
然后第三个人说两个都加上一个新名字。 Then the third person says both plus a new name.
然后下一个人继续往前走，以此类推。 And then the next person keeps going, and so on in a circle.
这是一个记忆游戏。明白了吗? It's a memory game. Get it?
我将开始。克利奥帕特拉。 I'll start. Cleopatra.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯。 Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose.
例如呢?确实不错。 -Like that? -Exactly.
-当然。是的。-知道了。 - Of course. Yes. - Got it.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯， Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose,
安东尼·列文虎克。 Antonie van Leeuwenhoek.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯， Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose,
安东尼·范·列文虎克，巴拉塞尔士。 Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, Paracelsus.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯， Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose,
安东尼·列文虎克，巴拉塞尔苏斯，库尔特Gödel。 Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, Paracelsus, uh, Kurt Gödel.
哦，维也纳圆环。 Oh, the Vienna Circle.
——奥地利逻辑学家。正确。 -The Austrian logician. -Correct.
克利奥帕特拉, Cleopatra,
Jagadish Chandra Bose， Jagadish Chandra Bose,
安东尼·列文虎克， Antonie van Leeuwenhoek,
第一次, Paracelsus,
库尔特·哥德尔, Kurt Gödel,
——威廉·布拉格-哪一个? - William Bragg. - Which one?
-有两个。——威廉·亨利·布拉格 - There's two. - William Henry Bragg.
-我更喜欢儿子。-父亲更好。 - I prefer the son. - The father's better.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯， Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose,
-安东尼·范…——列文虎克。 - Antonie van... - Leeuwenhoek.
帕拉塞尔士，库尔特Gödel， Paracelsus, Kurt Gödel,
威廉·亨利·布拉格。 William Henry Bragg.
还有新的。角色被k。 -And the new one. -Lord Kelvin.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯， Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose,
安东尼·范·列文虎克，帕拉塞尔苏斯，库尔特Gödel， Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, Paracelsus, Kurt Gödel,
威廉·亨利·布拉格，开尔文勋爵…… William Henry Bragg, Lord Kelvin...
蚊坎贝尔。我能说是她吗? Midge Campbell. Can I say her?
只要她是真实存在的人，你爱叫谁就叫谁。 As long as she's a real person, you can say anybody you like.
克利奥帕特拉，贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯…… Cleopatra, Jagadish Chandra Bose...
-包括我妈。-她是我的偶像。 - Including my mother. - She's my idol.
轮到我了。贾加迪什·钱德拉·博斯，安东尼·范·列文虎克， My turn. Jagadish Chandra Bose, Antonie van Leeuwenhoek,
帕拉塞尔苏斯，库尔特Gödel，威廉·布拉格，父亲， Paracelsus, Kurt Gödel, William Bragg, the father,
数学物理学家开尔文勋爵 Lord Kelvin, the mathematical physicist,
米琪·坎贝尔，你的母亲 Midge Campbell, your mother,
康斯坦丁·齐奥尔科夫斯基，火箭科学家。 Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, the rocket scientist.
我不知道这个游戏对我们是否有效。 I don't know if this game works with us.
我是说，脑残。我觉得可能会没完没了。 Uh, brainiacs, I mean. I-I think it might go on forever.
我不介意。 I don't mind.
在我的学校，绝对没人会跟我玩这个游戏。 In my school, nobody'd play this game with me in a million years.
再说，名字也太明显了。 Plus, the names would be too obvious.
我知道下一个…Diophantus。 I know my next one... Diophantus.
等到该说的时候再说。 Wait until it's time to say it.
倒过来试试，Brainiac。 Try it backwards, Brainiac.
先说新的。 Say the new one first.
Hojo Tokiyuki, Hojo Tokiyuki,
康斯坦丁·Tsiolkovsky, Konstantin Tsiolkovsky,
米琪·坎贝尔，开尔文勋爵， Midge Campbell, Lord Kelvin,
威廉亨利布拉格，库尔特Gödel， William Henry Bragg, Kurt Gödel,
帕拉塞尔苏斯，安东尼·范·列文虎克， Paracelsus, Antonie van Leeuwenhoek,
Jagadish Chandra Bose… Jagadish Chandra Bose...
克利奥帕特拉。 Cleopatra.
把烟灭了，德怀特。 Put out that cigarette, Dwight.
哦，等一下。等一等。 Oh, hold on. Hold on.
你们男人应该为自己感到羞耻。是吗? You men should be ashamed of yourselves. Are you?
是的，女士，但我们没给他。 Yes, ma'am, but we didn't give him that.
没有吗?——香烟。 -Didn't you? -That cigarette.
他一定是自己弄的…… He just must have got it his own self...
德怀特·!-从香烟贩售机。 -Dwight! -...from the cigarette machine.
我几乎要相信你了。 I almost believe you.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
-再见，德怀特。-再见，德怀特。 -So long, Dwight. -So long, Dwight.
我曾经在那里吗? Was I ever there?
我去过那里吗? Was I ever there?
记住我的台词。 Memorizing my lines.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
批准。 Approved.
当我走在拉雷多的街道上 As I walked out in the streets of Laredo
当我有一天走出拉雷多 As I walked out in Laredo one day
我看到一个年轻的牛仔… I spied a young cowboy...
我拍裸体戏。你想看吗? I do a nude scene. You want to see it?
嗯?我答应了吗?-你什么都没说。 -Huh? Did I say yes? -You didn't say anything.
我是说可以。我的嘴……我说不出话来。 Uh, I meant yes. My mouth... My mouth didn't speak.
这是独白。 It's a monologue.
假装我刚洗完澡就开始了。 Pretend it starts when I step out of the shower.
你是一个牛仔 That you are a cowboy
他说了这些话 These words he did say
当我勇敢地走过 As I boldly walked by
来坐在我身边，听我的悲伤故事 Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story
我的胸部中了一枪，我知道我必须死… I'm shot in the breast and I know I must die...
当你第一次把我从秘书名单里挑出来的时候， When you first picked me out of the secretarial pool,
我的银行账户里有111美元。 I had $111 in my bank account.
我和一只猫和一只长尾小鹦鹉住在一间只有一个房间的洗碗水公寓里。 I lived alone with a cat and a parakeet in a one-room dishwater flat.
我把德索托卖了借给你买我订婚戒指的首付款。 I sold the DeSoto to lend you the down payment for my engagement ring.
那是春天。 It was spring.
我不疼。 I'm not sore.
我知道你是个好人。 I know you're a good man.
我不后悔。 I'm not sorry.
我从来没有欺骗过你。 I never deceived you.
记得后视镜里模糊的我。 Remember me as a blur in the rearview mirror.
我去过那里吗? Was I ever there?
你真的看到我了吗? Did you actually see me?
我甚至都看不到自己了。 I can't even see myself anymore.
但我在这里。 But here I am.
我们离婚吧。 Let's get divorced.
当然，要做得有品位。 It'll be done tastefully, of course.
当毛巾掉下来的时候，我们切到我的腿后面。 We cut to the back of my legs when the towel falls down.
有时……他们有时会表演特技替身。 Sometimes... They sometimes do a stunt double.
有时。 Sometimes.
顺便说一句，我不知道我喜不喜欢胡子。 I don't know if I like beards, by the way.
哦。 Oh.
我可以再照一张吗? Can I take another picture?
不能发表。 Not for publication.
我以为你从不征求许可。 I thought you never ask permission.
不要动。 Don't move.
我更喜欢扮演被虐待的悲剧性酒鬼， I prefer to play abused, tragic alcoholics,
有一天，我可能会被发现没有生命 and one day, I'll probably be discovered lifeless
在一个满溢的浴缸里，拿着一个空瓶子 in an overflowing bathtub with an empty bottle
满地都是安眠药， of sleeping pills spilled all over the floor,
但遗憾的是我其实是个很有天赋的喜剧演员 but the sad thing is I'm actually a very gifted comedienne.
——是真的。-你结婚了吗? -That's true. -Are you married?
我是个鳏夫，但别告诉我的孩子。 I'm a widower, but don't tell my kids.
-为什么不呢?我… -Why not? -I-I...
-我是说，我没打算这么做。-好的。好吧。 -I mean, I wasn't going to. -All right. Okay.
-是的。——哦。我很抱歉。 - Yeah. - Oh. I'm sorry.
谢谢你！顺便说一下，他们确实知道 Thank you. They do know, by the way,
但只是勉强。 but just barely.
你想用这个点唱机换什么，先生? What do you swap for out of this particular jukebox, mister?
当然可以。我明白了。这台机器卖土地。 Of course. I understand. This machine sells land.
-你是说土地?是的,确实。 -Land, you say? -Yes, indeed.
事实上，就在这些小屋后面的房产。 The properties just beyond these cottages, in fact.
从汽水贩卖机里拿出来吗? Out of this here soda pop machine?
是的,确实。 Yes, indeed.
我不是当着你的面说你是骗子， Well, now, I ain't calling you a liar to your face,
但这听起来像是蟾蜍骗局。 but that sounds to me like some kind of toadswindle.
当然可以。我明白了。这不是蟾蜍骗局。 Of course. I understand. It's not a toadswindle.
你把钱投进去，就会收到一份经过公证的土地契约。 You put in the money, you receive a notarized deed to the land.
价差有多大? How big a spread?
10美元的25美分硬币， For $10 in quarters,
大约半个网球场。 approximately half a tennis court.
把药水放进去。 Put the potion in it.
活泼，活泼，活泼，嘘。 Friskity, triskity, briskity, boo.
小甜甜，小甜甜，小甜甜。 Knickerty, knockerty, tockerty, too.
有了这个咒语，妈妈就会活着回来! And with this spell, Mama comes back alive!
上帝保佑这些骨头。 God save these bones.
特百惠里有什么? What's in the Tupperware?
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快了… Going so fast...
他终于告诉你了。 He finally told you.
我不知道他坐哪趟火车 I don't know what train he's on
你能告诉我他去哪儿了吗? Won't you tell me where's he gone...
这位老人是谁? Who's this old man?
波比，我想。 Poppy, I think.
你不记得我了。 You don't remember me.
我记得他的味道。 I remember his smell.
我们不能把我女儿丢在沙漠里的汽车旅馆里， We're not going to abandon my daughter at a motel in the middle of the desert,
埋在公共浴室旁边。 buried next to the communal showers.
你毁了葬礼! You're ruining the funeral!
他要让她下地狱! He's making her go to hell!
如果你折磨我们，我们就牺牲你。 If you torture us, we'll sacrifice you.
我明白了。 I understand.
谢谢你的解释。 Thank you for your clarity.
这样吧，我们就别管她了 I'll tell you what, let's leave her
一个人躺在地下直到明天早上。 alone in the ground until tomorrow morning.
然后翻出特百惠盒，开着凯迪拉克带她一起走 Then we'll exhume the Tupperware, bring her with us in the Cadillac
这周末再把她埋在后院里 and bury her again this weekend in the backyard
在兰彻棕榈球场的第七洞旁边 next to the seventh hole at Rancho Palms,
我住在一个带游泳池的漂亮房子里。 where I live in a beautiful house with a swimming pool.
同意吗? Agreed?
-Mmm-hmm。-好的。 -Mmm-hmm. -Okay.
希望在此期间不会被野狼挖出来。 Let's hope a coyote doesn't dig her up in the meantime.
反正我们也无能为力。 Nothing we can do about it anyway.
哦。看那个。 Ooh. Look at that.
今晚，你将得到真正的款待。 Tonight, you're in for a real treat.
我不知道你们中有多少人曾经观察过天文上的椭圆。 I don't know how many of you ever observed an astronomical ellipses before.
我们能举个手吗? In fact, can we get a show of hands?
没有人吗? Nobody?
哇。好吧。 Wow. Okay.
嗯，你会看到一个非常简单的点，点，点… Well, what you're gonna see is a very simple dot-dot-dot...
在你的折射盒里有三个光点， three pinpoints of light inside your refracting box,
一开始听起来可能不太令人兴奋， which may not sound very exciting at first,
直到你考虑到那些点是如何自我传播的 until you consider how those dots managed to transmit themselves
穿越一万亿英里的太空，来到这片小小的黑纸板上。 across a thousand billion miles of space onto that little scrap of black cardboard.
每57年两次 Twice every 57 years,
当地球、太阳、月亮 when the Earth, the sun, the moon,
以及银河系的银道面 and the galactic plane of the Milky Way
它们都沿着相同的轨道角度组合， all combobulate along the same angle of orbital interest,
三个相邻恒星系统的辐射能 the radiant energy of three neighboring stellar systems
引起平行黄道凌日， induces a parallel ecliptic transit,
这几乎证明了 thus all but proving
天上的调情假说。 the hypothesis of celestial flirtation.
当然，问题在于，这种计算方法行不通。 The hitch, of course, is that the math doesn't work.
但也许有一天你们中的一个 But maybe one of you one day
将是解决这个问题的天才。 will be the genius who solves that problem.
比赛将在30秒后开始。 The event will begin in 30 seconds.
记住，如果你直接看这些椭圆 Remember, if you look directly at the ellipses
而不是通过你的折射盒， rather than through your refracting box,
你不仅看不到效果 not only will you not actually see the effect
但你会烧掉这些点 but you will burn the dots
直接进入你的视网膜，可能是永久性的。 straight into your retina, probably permanently.
我知道这是事实，因为它们还在我心里烙着印记 I know that for a fact, because they're still burned into mine
从我11岁到12岁 from when I was 11 going on 12.
那时我意识到我想成为一名天文学家， That's when I realized I wanted to be an astronomer,
这是另一个故事了。 which is another story.
开始吧。 Here we go.
就是这个。 There it is.
噢! Ooh!
这些颜色真是太亮了，不是吗? Uh, these are just such marvelously luminous colors, aren't they?
非常令人兴奋的。大家都看到了吗? Very exciting. Does everybody see it?
我不喜欢。我只看到一个订书钉。 I don't. I just see a staple.
呀!它的工作原理。 Yipe! It works.
你是谢利吗? Are you Shelly?
是的。 Yeah.
我是你的偶像。你的军衔是什么? I'm your idol. What's your rank?
指挥秘书。 Commanding secretary.
我自己也是饼干骑兵。 I was a Cookie Trooper myself.
真的吗?哇。 Really? Wow.
75班的人会怎么说? What'll they say in Squad 75?
嗯? Hmm?
外星人偷走了小行星。 The, uh, alien stole the asteroid.
舒伯特·格林，原名夏洛克·格兹沃夫斯基。 Schubert Green, born Shylock Grzworvszowski.
<我>的导演,移民。 Director, immigrant.
以他无限的能量，贪婪的热情而闻名… Known for his limitless energy, his voracious enthusiasms...
一位著名女演员形容他性感 a well-known actress described him sexually
作为动物，特别是兔子， as an animal, specifically a rabbit,
和他长久、深厚、亲密的关系 and his long, deep, and intimate relationship
与成功。<我> with success.
你觉得呢，朗奇? What do you think, Lunky?
好。 Good.
我不会问这到底是怎么回事。 I'm not going to ask what the hell's going on here.
他的妻子波莉为了一个全明星二垒手离开了他 His wife Polly left him for an all-star second baseman
在排练的第一周。 during the first week of rehearsals.
我的住处。 My living quarters.
<我>哦,玫瑰 Oh, Rose
My Rose Marie… My Rose Marie...
这个标志。 Sign this.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
这是克拉克的成绩单。 It's Clark's report card.
啊哈。你以为是什么? Uh-huh. What'd you think it was?
我以为我们已经离婚了。 I thought maybe we were already divorced.
哦。 Oh.
还没有，但最终会的。 Not yet, but eventually.
他又上了光荣榜。 He made the honor roll again.
哦，玫瑰玛丽 Oh, Rose Marie
我爱你 I love you
我总是梦想着…… I'm always dreaming...
我住在迭戈的顶层公寓。 I'm staying at Diego's penthouse.
克拉克在我妈妈家。公寓是空的。 Clark's at my mother's. The apartment's empty.
你为什么不回家呢? Why don't you just go home?
我觉得我不应该一个人待在有真正窗户的大楼里。 I don't think I should be alone in a building with real windows.
化妆剪掉我的头发，刮掉我的脸。 Makeup cuts my hair and shaves me.
服装洗我的工装裤。 Costumes washes my dungarees.
我现在属于这里。 This is where I belong, for now.
好多了。 Much better.
-你穿的是绿色的吗?嗯。 -Did you do the green? -Hmm.
这是伟大的十年，舒伯特。 It's been a great ten years, Schubert.
我一点也不后悔。 I don't regret a second of it.
克拉克仍然爱你。 Clark still loves you.
我依然爱你。 I still love you.
但不像以前了吗? But not like before?
但不像以前了。 But not like before.
舒伯特·格林住在风景秀丽的海湾里 Schubert Green lived in the scenic bay
塔金顿剧院的 of the Tarkington Theater
小行星城的785场演出。 for all 785 performances of Asteroid City.
漆黑的夜晚，他留下来 Dark nights, he stayed
内布拉斯加州酒店的州长套房。 in the Governor's Suite of the Nebraska Hotel.
最后一点。 One last note.
当米琪在第三幕第五场退场时， When Midge makes her exit in Act Three, Scene Five,
试着让她关上门后再念台词。 try having her say the line after she closes the door.
嗯。也许我们注定要失败。 Hmm. Maybe we are doomed.
我会的。 I will.
我的玫瑰玛丽 My Rose Marie
再见。 Goodbye.
他来了。 Here he comes.
我刚刚通知了总统。 I've just informed the president.
他授权我阅读并执行这些条款 He authorized me to read and implement the provisions
国家安全紧急混战计划X of National Security Emergency Scrimmage Plan X.
我走了。 Here I go.
以下绝密指令于1950年7月1日被授权成为法律 "The following top secret directive was mandated into law on July 1, 1950."
“万一有意外的约会 "In the event of unforeseen engagement
与智慧生命形式或来自任何星球的形式 "with intelligent life-form or forms from any planet
“并没有明确定义为我们的地球， "not specifically defined as our Earth,
"建议启动以下程序。 "be advised to initiate the following protocols.
“第一，确认说生命形式不是在指导下运作的 "One, confirm said life-form is not operating under the guidance
"任何敌对的外国陆地政府" "of any hostile foreign terrestrial government."
不，我不认为他在为俄罗斯人工作 No, I don't think he's working for the Russians
或者红色中国，但你永远不知道。 or the Red Chinese, but you never know.
他当然没有给我那种印象。 He certainly didn't give me that impression.
"第二，确认生命体不打算吞并， "Two, confirm the life-form does not intend to annex,
殖民、蒸发或征用资源 "colonize, vaporize, or expropriate the resources
"美利坚合众国的主权领土" "of the sovereign territories of the United States of America."
我很怀疑。他带着小行星走了。 I doubt it. He took the asteroid and went.
第三，确认并拘留所有可能的证人 "Three, identify and detain all possible witnesses
并将他们集体逮捕 "and place them under group arrest
"为期不少于一个星期 "for a period of no less than one week
定义为七个日历日 "defined as seven calendar days
在这段时间里，他们要服从 "during which time they be subjected
"接受一系列的医疗和心理治疗 "to a prescribed battery of medical and psychological
“检查和交叉检查。” "examinations and cross-examinations."
标准程序。已经在做了。 Standard procedure. Already in the works.
“第四，确保现场安全， "Four, secure the site,
“停止传播信息; "cease the dissemination of information,
“收集并运送全部证据 "collect and transport the totality of evidence
"到一个密封的， "to a hermetically enclosed,
"地下深处的秘密储存设施 "deep-underground secret storage facility
并公开否认该事件的所有方面， "and publicly deny all aspects of the event,
“包括其存在不少于100年的时间， "including its existence, for a period of no less than 100 years,
“定义为36500天。” "defined as 36,500 days."
指令结束。 End of directive.
-很清楚。嗯。 -That's pretty clear. -Huh.
我们怎么跟他们说?——谁? -What do we tell them? -Who?
少年观星者，太空学员，妈妈和爸爸。 The Junior Stargazers, the Space Cadets, the moms and dads.
-米琪·坎贝尔。-米琪·坎贝尔。 - Midge Campbell. - Midge Campbell.
告诉他们什么都没发生? Tell them it didn't happen?
不，显然，我们得编个合适的借口。 No, obviously, we'll have to formulate a suitable cover story.
你敢说我吗? You dare me?
-你敢说什么?-按那个按钮。 -Dare you what? -To press that button.
我会扭断你的脖子。 I will break your neck.
那是外星人在吃苹果。那是一个外星人在做开合跳。 That's an alien eating an apple. That's an alien doing jumping jacks.
那是一个戴大礼帽的外星人。那是外星人在爬梯子。 That's an alien in a top hat. That's an alien climbing a ladder.
那是一个骑着赛马的外星人。那是外星人…… That's an alien on a racehorse. That's an alien...
让我们从头开始。 Let's take it from the top.
我跟你说过50遍了，外星人捡到了小行星… I told you 50 times, the alien picked up the asteroid...
——“所谓“外星人。-我知道我看到了什么! -"Alleged" alien. -I know what I saw!
-这叫陨石。-一个外星人。 -It's called a meteorite. -An extraterrestrial being.
这是你们校报的缩微胶卷。 This is a microfiche of your school newspaper.
你在一篇批评文章后面署名 Your byline accompanies an article criticizing
校长的惩戒方法。 the principal's disciplinary methods.
-你的线人是谁?我在六年级。 -Who were your sources? -I was in the sixth grade.
-回答问题。-我不会指名道姓! -Just answer the question. -And I will not name names!
-你挑战我!我说什么来着? -You dared me! -What did I say?
我说什么来着?-你挑战我! -What did I say? -You dared me!
好吧。嗯… All right. Um...
当我打电话给你… When I'm calling you...
我要试着继续 I'm going to attempt to proceed
用我原先准备的教案 with the lesson plan I originally prepared.
只是为了在这种情况下保持秩序。 Just to keep orderliness under the circumstances.
我期望一些…… I expect that some...
我们关于外层空间的一些信息可能不再完全准确， Some of our information about outer space may no longer be completely accurate,
但是，无论如何，仍然只有9个行星 but, anyway, there are still only nine planets
在太阳系中，据我们所知。比利? in the solar system, as far as we know. Billy?
除了现在有个外星人。 Except now there's an alien.
从表面上看，确实如此。 True, by all appearances.
然而,海王星…… Nevertheless, Neptune...
直径第四大的行星， Fourth largest planet by diameter,
海王星每165年绕太阳公转一次。柏妮丝吗? Neptune orbits the sun only once every 165 years. Bernice?
也许外星人去过那里。 Maybe the alien went there.
嗯,也许吧。 Well, maybe.
我想没有人知道外星人去了哪里，从哪里来。 I don't think anybody knows where the alien went or came from.
是的,德怀特? Yes, Dwight?
一开始，我觉得外星人有点狡猾， At first, I thought the alien was kind of sneaky,
但现在我想他可能对去地球感到紧张。 but now I think he was probably nervous to go to Earth.
我敢打赌，他以前从没来过这里。 He's never been here before, I bet you.
那他为什么要偷我们的小行星， Then why'd he steal our asteroid, then,
如果他是个绅士的话? if he's such a gentleman?
这些都是合理的问题， These are all reasonable questions,
但现在，让我们继续关注海王星 but, at this time, let's stick to Neptune
因为我没有时间准备任何教案 because I haven't had time to prepare any lesson plan
关于我们正在讨论的话题。 on this subject we're talking about.
外星人。 The alien.
外星人，是的。 The alien, yes.
顺便说一下，我并不想回避你的问题。 And, by the way, I don't mean to evade your questions.
我想强调你很安全。 I want to emphasize that you're safe.
我们都在地球上。 We all are, here on Earth.
至少有件事通知了你父母。 Your parents have been notified of at least something.
美国仍然处于和平状态。 America remains at peace.
是的,蒙大拿? Yes, Montana?
琼，如果可以的话，我想跟你谈谈。 I'd like to parley a notion myself, if I could, June.
嗯… Um...
好吧。 Okay.
我猜这个外星人来自一个部落 I figure this here alien come from a tribe
我们什么都不知道，对吧? we don't know nothing 'bout, do we?
我们说的一切都只是猜测。 Anything we say'd just be pure speculation.
但我告诉你我的想法。 But I tell you what I reckon.
我认为那个外星人根本没有恶意。 I reckon that alien don't mean no harm at all.
我猜他是自己跑到这里来的 I reckon he just took hisself down here
去看看这片土地和上面的人民。 to have a look-see at the land and the peoples on it.
本着探索的精神。 In the spirit of exploration.
我不会把外星人看得很可疑。 See, I don't look on a feller alien all suspicious-like.
不，他不是美国人。 No, he ain't American.
不，他不是上帝创造的绿色地球的生物。 No, he ain't a creature of God's green Earth.
但他是某个地方的生物，我们也是。 But he's a creature of somewheres, and so are we.
现在，让我们对这老家伙表示一下热情， Now, let's show the old feller some hospitality,
如果他是条卑鄙小人， and if he turns out to be a dirty dog,
我想他不是 which I reckon he ain't,
那是美国武装部队的工作， well, that'll be a job for the United States armed forces,
而且他们从来没有输过一场战争。 and they ain't never lost a war yet.
Thanky-do。 Thanky-do.
我同意蒙大拿的观点。 I agree with Montana.
现在,海王星。 Now, Neptune.
告诉我，他们去了哪里? Tell me, where do they go?
烟圈… The smoke rings...
他往哪边走了? Which way did he go?
嗯。我想他是从这里出发的 Hmm. Well, I think he went from here
到这里到这里到… to here to here to...
我不知道在哪里。 I don't know where.
我妈妈不记得哪个是哪个， My mother couldn't remember which was which,
所以她编了自己的星座。 so she made up her own constellations.
那个是衣架。那个是漏水的水龙头。 That one's the Coat Hanger. That one's the Leaky Faucet.
那边是锅铲煎蛋。 Over there's Fried Egg with Spatula.
我母亲是一个星座，或者至少是星座的一部分。 My mother is a constellation, or-or at least part of one.
一位瑞士科学家以她的名字命名了一颗假想的恒星。 A Swiss scientist named a hypothetical star after her.
真的吗?它叫什么? Really? What's it called?
坎贝尔小姐，X-9少校。 Midge Campbell X-9 Major.
米琪·坎贝尔X-9…我去查一下。 Midge Campbell X-9... I'm gonna look it up.
你妈妈对天文学感兴趣吗? Is she interested in astronomy, your mother?
不完全是。她对成为明星很感兴趣。 Not exactly. She's interested in stardom.
顺便说一下，我并不是在批评你。 I don't mean that as a criticism, by the way.
成名是她的工作。 It's her job to be famous.
总之，我讨厌她的脸，但我喜欢她的声音。 Anyway, I'm sick of her face, but I love her voice.
她应该多做些广播节目。 She should do more radio.
我从未有过孩子。 I never had children.
有时候我真想知道我是否应该。 Sometimes I wonder if I wish I should've.
顺便说一下，我自己也发现了一颗假想的恒星。 I discovered a hypothetical star myself, by the way.
-哦。它在哪里?这一个吗? -Ooh. Where is it? -Which one?
在这里。部分被烧坏的灯泡挡住了。 Right there. Partly blocked by that burnt-out light bulb.
嗯… Uh...
发生了什么?-我不知道。 -What happened? -I don't know.
——哦。——嗯… - Oh. - Uh...
在你之后。 After you.
有时候我觉得我会更有家的感觉 Sometimes I think I'd feel more at home
在地球大气层外 outside the Earth's atmosphere.
哦,哇。 Oh, wow.
我也是。 Me, too.
出来了吗? Did it come out?
有人说男人… Some people say a man...
-我是说另一个。-哦。 -I mean the other one. -Oh.
一个由肌肉和血液组成的穷人 A poor man's made out of muscle and blood
肌肉、血液、皮肤和骨骼 Muscle and blood and skin and bones
一个脆弱的心灵和一个坚强的背影… A mind that's weak And a back that's strong...
好吧。 Okay.
又一天的旧债更深 Another day older and deeper in debt
圣彼得，不要叫我因为我不能去 Saint Peter, don't you call me 'Cause I can't go
你感觉不一样了吗? You feel different?
我的灵魂属于公司的商店… I owe my soul to the company store...
嘿。你感觉不一样了吗? Hey. You feel different?
我一点感觉都没有。 I don't feel anything at all.
加,也没有。嗯。 -Me, neither. -Hmm.
我不是一个好母亲。 I'm not a good mother.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
我爱我的女儿，但我不是一个好母亲 I love my daughter, but I'm not a good mother
因为，对她来说不幸的是，她不是我的首要任务。 because, unfortunately for her, she's not my first priority.
因为我总有下一步要做的事。 On account of there's always already the thing I plan to do next.
顺便说一句，我爱我的女儿。我… I love my daughter, by the way. I-I...
我爱我所有的孩子。 I love all my children.
当我们在一起的时候，我们有一段神奇的时光。 We have a magical time when we're together.
我还有一个女孩和一个男孩。 I have another girl and a boy.
他们和我第二任前夫住在犹他州。 They live with my second ex-husband in Utah.
-嗯。-他也很少见到他们。 -Uh-huh. -He rarely sees them, either.
-Mmm-hmm。-我希望我至少感到内疚， -Mmm-hmm. -I wish I felt guilty at least,
但我没有那种感觉 but I don't experience that emotion,
如果我理解正确的话。 if I understand it correctly.
——是的。-我当然玩过。 - Yes. - I've played it, of course.
你是说你在现实生活中从不感到内疚? So you're saying you never feel guilty in real life?
据我所知没有。 Not to my knowledge.
我想是因为我以前和暴力男人打交道过。 I think because of my history with violent men.
从我的父亲，哥哥和叔叔们开始。 Starting with my father, brother and uncles.
我也总有下一步要做的事。 There's always already the thing I plan to do next, too.
通常，这是一场战争。 Usually, it's a war.
没有人能与之竞争，不是吗? Nobody can compete with that, can they?
可能不会。 Probably not.
我曾经参加过劳军组织。这是令人兴奋的。 I did a USO tour once. It was thrilling.
我的灵魂属于公司的商店… I owe my soul to the company store...
-我想我知道我是怎么看待我们的。嗯? -I think I see how I see us. -Hmm?
我是说，我想我现在知道我们是什么了。 I mean, I think I know now what I realize we are.
好吧。 Okay.
两个严重受伤的人 Two catastrophically wounded people
谁不表达自己内心深处的痛苦 who don't express the depths of their pain because
我们不想这么做。 we don't want to.
这就是我们之间的联系。 That's our connection.
你同意吗? Do you agree?
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
让我们,嗯… Let's, um...
我们换个话题吧，好吗? Let's change the subject, shall we?
它是开放的。 It's open.
——你好吗?-在这里。 - Hello? - In here.
喂?你好。 Hello? Hello.
我只是你的邻居，斯坦利·扎克。 I'm just your neighbor, Stanley Zak.
我想确保你和你女儿 I wanted to make sure you and your daughter
你现在需要的东西都准备好了。 have everything you might need at the moment.
谢谢你！我想是的。 Thank you. I think so.
这是一种多么奇怪的经历，不是吗? What a strange experience this is, isn't it?
顺便说一句，我和你的前探员是法学院同学。 I went to law school with your former agent, by the way.
莫特?莫特。是的,莫特。 -Mort? -Mort. Yes, Mort.
哦。 Oh.
结果出来了。 That came out.
是的，它出来了。我所有的照片都出来了。 Yeah, it came out. All my pictures come out.
不管怎样，就像我说的，我们就在马路对面， Anyway, as I say, we're just across the driveway,
我的女婿似乎已经证实了这一点。 as my son-in-law seems to have established.
代我向莫特和他的家人问好。 Send my best wishes to Mort and his family.
我会的，如果我们被允许与外界联系， I will, if and when we're permitted contact with the outside world,
说实话，虽然我没跟他说过话。 though I don't speak to him, to tell you the truth.
我喜欢你的发型。 I love your hairdo like that.
呃,基督。 Ugh, Christ.
你看那片奇妙的裂缝 You see that wonderful crackly-patch
就在死仙人掌和干涸的河床之间吗? right out there between the dead cactuses and the dried-up riverbed?
-我想是的。-那是你的包裹。 -I think so. -That's your parcel.
我拥有多少? How much of it do I own?
这实际上是一种有趣的金融机制。 Well, it's actually an interesting financial mechanism.
严格来说，你并不完全拥有任何东西。 You don't technically own anything outright.
你以贷款的形式在镇上拥有股票 You own stock in the town in the form of a loan
50年期的。 with a 50-year maturity rate.
最后，贷款就被免除了。 Then, at the end, the loan is forgiven.
-你敢吗?-水怎么样? -You dare me? -How about water?
当然可以。我明白了。 Of course. I understand.
没有。这是一个难得的机会。 There isn't any. This is a desert opportunity.
-你敢吗?-我听到了。 -You dare me? -I heard you.
-这是个实验。-我不在乎了。 -It's an experiment. -I don't care anymore.
我敢你，或者我不敢你。没关系。 I dare you or I don't dare you. It doesn't matter.
做你想做的。我放弃了。 Do what you wish. I give up.
原因是什么? What's the cause?
这是什么意思? What's the meaning?
你为什么总要大胆点? Why do you always have to dare something?
我不知道。 I don't know.
也许是因为我害怕 Maybe it's because I'm afraid,
否则,没有人会 otherwise, nobody'll
注意我的存在 notice my existence
在宇宙中。 in the universe.
你敢说什么? Dare you what?
是的，你敢说什么? Yes, dare you what?
爬上那边的仙人掌。 To climb that cactus out there.
角色,不。不。-请不要。 -Lord, no. No. -Please don't.
你好。 Hello.
你好。你好。 Hello. Hello.
我们以前见过。我是那个饼干骑兵的母亲 We met before. I'm the mother of that Cookie Trooper
-崇拜你的人。-我知道。 -who idolizes you. -I know.
我想你可能认不出我脱了制服。 Thought you might not recognize me out of uniform.
你演得很好 You were very good in the one
关于一个在妓院得了失忆症的流浪汉 about the tramp in the brothel who gets amnesia
并成为一名儿科医生。-谢谢。谢谢你！ -and becomes a pediatrician. -Thank you. Thank you.
-你很真实。-实际上可能 -You were very authentic. -That's actually maybe
我演过的最喜欢的角色。 my favorite character I've ever played.
-我不知道为什么没人喜欢它。-哦。是的。我,没有。 -I don't know why nobody else liked it. -Oh. Yes. Me, neither.
谢谢你！有些人喜欢它。 Thank you. Some people liked it.
哦，我确定。我做到了。 Oh, I'm sure. I did.
谁打了你? Who hit you?
我不是在这里吗? Am I not in this?
原谅我。我和这无关。 Excuse me. I'm not in this.
谁打你了? Um, who hit you?
-在另一只眼睛上。——化妆油。 -It's on the other eye. -It's greasepaint.
有些人……一定要喜欢。 Some people did... Do like it.
哦，我确定。 Oh, I'm sure.
我还以为是你犹他州的第二任前夫呢。 I thought it might have been your second ex-husband in Utah.
如果我睡小床而不是沙发床， If I sleep on a cot instead of the sofa bed,
这样就能给我留点空间了 that might leave room for me to set up
泳池别墅里的暗房。 a darkroom in the pool house.
这有可能作为一种妥协吗? Is that possible as a compromise?
这取决于测量结果。 It depends on the measurements.
-没那么大。-我可以和女孩们拼车 -It's not that big. -I can actually carpool the girls
坐高尔夫球车上学，你知道的。 to school by golf cart, you know.
如果我穿过14号球座。 If I cut across the 14th tee.
离小学那么近吗? Oh, it's that close to the elementary?
你们俩怎么能想到这个? How can you two even think about this?
世界将永远不一样。 The world will never be the same.
接下来会发生什么?没有人知道。 What happens next? Nobody knows.
他还会来看我们吗?他会跟我们说话吗? Will he visit us again? Will he speak to us?
他会说什么?他为什么要偷我们的小行星? What will he say? Why did he steal our asteroid?
它一开始就是我们的吗?他喜欢我们吗? Was it ours in the first place? Does he like us?
没有人知道。——是真的。 -Nobody knows. -That's true.
外面有什么?某物 What's out there? Something.
生命的意义。也许有一个。 The meaning of life. Maybe there is one.
我希望你还是圣公会教徒。 I hope you're still Episcopalian.
你拍了他的照片，爸爸。 You took his picture, Dad.
我是一名摄影师。 I'm a photographer.
美国圣公会教徒吗? Episcopalian?
你真的需要我们吗，斯坦利? You really want us, Stanley?
不，但你需要我。 No, but you need me.
你知道，她确实爱我。 She did love me, you know.
谁说她没有? Who says she didn't?
毕竟我已经独自生活了12年。 I've been on my own for 12 years, after all.
别忘了，我妻子是酗酒致死的。 And remember, my wife drank herself to death.
“喝到……”我不知道那是什么意思。 "Drank herself to..." I don't know what that means.
在我的孤独中，或者正因为孤独， In my loneliness, or perhaps because of it,
我学会了不去评判别人， I've learned not to judge people,
从我的角度看待别人，而不是从别人的角度看待他们， to take people as I find them, not as others find them,
最重要的是，给予完整 and most of all, to give complete
以及对我所爱的人毫无疑问的信任。 and unquestioning faith to the people I love.
我不知道这是否包括你， I don't know if that includes you,
但包括我女儿和你的四个孩子， but it included my daughter and your four children,
所以欢迎你和我住在一起 so you're welcome to stay with me
不管我喜不喜欢，你想待多久都行。 for as long as you wish, whether I like it or not.
顺便说一下，我不知道。 Which I don't, by the way.
别再帮我们了。 Stop helping us.
我们很悲伤。 We're in grief.
我也是。 Me, too.
你打算抛弃我们吗? Are you planning to abandon us?
嗯… Uh...
我是，作为临时措施。 I was, as a temporary measure.
-什么?但我决定不这么做。 -What? -But I decided against it.
-我就知道。我感觉到了。-我没有。 -I knew it. I sensed it. -I didn't.
我不是奶妈。我是他们的爷爷。 I'm not the wet nurse. I'm their grandfather.
除了你，我还会雇一个保姆。 I would've hired a babysitter in addition to you.
我不打算再抛弃你了，哪怕只是暂时的， I'm not planning to abandon you anymore, even as a temporary measure,
本来就只是这样。 which is all it ever would've been.
我原谅你考虑过。 I forgive you for considering it.
晚上,士兵。 Evening, soldier.
我能请你帮我把这一角钱放进投币电话里吗? Can I ask you to stick this dime in the pay phone for me, please?
所有公共电话服务暂停，直至另行通知。 All public telephone service has been suspended until further notice.
我知道。问题是，就在昨天的骚乱之前， I know it. The thing is, right before the hubbub yesterday,
我给我的长途表弟打了个长途电话， I made a trunk call to my cousin long-distance,
接线员让我欠了附加费 and the operator let me owe the surcharge
因为我只有三便士。 because all I had was three pennies.
我觉得偷电话公司的钱不对。 I don't feel right stealing from the telephone company.
虽然它可能传达不同的意思 Although it might convey a different meaning
在他的星球上。——是真的。 -on his planet. -It's true.
顺便说一句，如果他有个星球的话。 If he even has a planet, by the way.
-他可能是游牧民族。嗯。 -He might be nomadic. -Hmm.
运营商吗?天命- 9770。 Operator? Kismet-9770.
-站对站。-不要挂断。 - Station to station. - Stay on the line.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
喂?是哪一位? Hello? Who's calling?
晚上好，威瑟福太太。是Ricky Cho。 Good evening, Mrs. Weatherford. It's Ricky Cho.
-我可以和……说句话吗?-瑞奇，都九点多了。 -May I have a word with... -Ricky, it's after 9:00.
他已经在喝他的阿华田了。 He's already drinking his Ovaltine.
这个不能等到明天吗? Can't this wait until tomorrow?
恐怕不行，威瑟福太太。 I'm afraid not, Mrs. Weatherford.
如果不是，我也不会打扰你 I-I wouldn't disturb you if it weren't
对于每周山猫队来说是最重要的。 of the utmost importance to the Weekly Bobcat.
我只需要占用他一点时间。 I just need a minute of his time.
好吧，里奇。别挂断。 All right, Ricky. Hold the line.
你们俩之间有什么浪漫吗? Some kind of romance between the two of you?
-斯吉普，瑞奇·周!-什么?谁? -Skip, Ricky Cho! -What? Who?
——谁?你。——谁? -Who? You. -Who?
-你知道是谁。-美国吗? -You know who. -Us?
我们昨天才认识。 We only met yesterday.
我觉得她不是那样喜欢我。 I feel she doesn't like me in that way.
啊哈。我觉得你很聪明，但我觉得你也很蠢。 Uh-huh. Well, I think you're pretty smart, but I think you're pretty dumb.
-你好吗?嘘,嘘。持有它。 -Hello? -Shh, shh. Hold it.
跳过吗?瑞奇。我们有独家新闻。 Skip? Ricky. We got a scoop.
小行星城未来存在的第一个迹象 The first hints of the future existence of Asteroid City
是在一个特别的研讨会上透露的吗 were revealed during a special seminar
应剧作家的要求排期。 scheduled at the playwright's request.
康拉德·厄普，有什么事吗? Conrad Earp, how can we help you?
问题是，萨尔兹，我想大闹一场 Well, the thing is, Saltzie, I'd like to make a scene
我所有的角色都被温柔地，私下地诱惑着 where all my characters are each gently, privately seduced
进入他们一生中最深沉，最梦幻的睡眠 into the deepest, dreamiest slumber of their lives
因为他们有共同的经历 as a result of their shared experience
一个令人眼花缭乱的天体之谜。 of a bewildering and bedazzling celestial mystery.
-睡觉的场景。-睡觉的场景。 -A sleeping scene. -A scene of sleep.
但我不知道怎么写。 But I don't know how to write it.
特效。特效。 -Yet. -Yet.
我想，也许，如果你 I thought, perhaps, if you
而你那些才华横溢的学生只是即兴发挥， and your wonderfully talented pupils just improvise,
也许会有什么事情发生。 something might reveal itself.
谁不会出名? Who wasn't going to be famous?
在任何一天，在萨尔茨堡凯特尔的教室点名 On any given day, roll call in Saltzburg Keitel's classroom
是一份令人眼花缭乱的未被发现的名人名单…… was a now-dazzling list of undiscovered luminaries...
毛莱纳斯。 Linus Mao.
卢克利希亚剃须刀。 Lucretia Shaver.
沃尔特Geronimo。 Walter Geronimo.
阿斯奎斯伊甸园。 Asquith Eden.
梅塞德斯福特。 Mercedes Ford.
甚至，非正式地，琼斯大厅。 Even, unofficially, Jones Hall.
这出戏是关于什么的? What's it about, the play?
嗯，无限，我不知道还有什么。 Mmm, infinity, and I don't know what else.
有标题吗? Is there a title?
我左右为难。也许宇宙荒野。 I'm torn. Maybe The Cosmic Wilderness.
你喜欢那个吗? Do you like that one?
-嗯，不太好。——嗯。 - Mmm, not really. - Uh-uh.
还有别的选择吗?我是说标题。 What's the alternative? Title, I mean.
嗯，它是位于加利福尼亚/内华达/亚利桑那州沙漠上的一个小镇的名字 Well, it's the name of the small town on the California/Nevada/Arizona desert
故事发生的地方。 where the story takes place.
好吧。在座有谁在台上睡着过 Okay. Who here has ever actually fallen asleep onstage
在付费观众面前的现场表演中? during a live performance in front of a paying audience?
我。 Me.
the次中量级第二幕的前四分之三都是我花的 I spent the first three-quarters of Act Two of The Welterweight
在一张没有线条的按摩床上 on a massage table with no lines
直到最后一分半钟。 till the last minute and a half.
一天晚上，我打起了瞌睡。 One night, I nodded off.
-你是故意的?——没有。 - On purpose, you did this? - No.
-你错过提示了吗?几乎。 -Did you miss your cue? -Almost.
我听到了，醒来时非常害怕， I heard it, and I woke up very scared,
但我知道我的台词。 but I knew my lines.
-早上好，舒伯特。-早上好，萨尔兹。 -Good morning, Schubert. -Good morning, Saltzie.
什么风把你吹来了?我们有六周没见你了。 What brings you here today? We haven't seen you in six weeks.
薰衣草和柠檬昨晚开业了 Lavender and Lemons opened last night
非常好，嗯…顺便说一句，我应该说是狂欢。 to very good, uh... I might say raves, by the way.
我是可用的。 I'm available.
他教了什么?的例子。 What did he teach? Example.
睡觉，不是死亡。 Sleep, it's not death.
身体继续忙碌，呼吸空气， The body keeps busy, breathing air,
抽血，思考。 pumping blood, thinking.
也许你会去看望你死去的母亲。 Maybe you pay a visit to your dead mother.
也许你和你的前妻或丈夫上床。 Maybe you go to bed with your ex-wife or husband.
也许你会爬马特洪峰。 Maybe you climb the Matterhorn.
康妮，你醒来时看到了一个新场景 Connie, you wake up with a new scene
四分之三已经记在脑子里了。 three-quarters written in your head already.
舒伯特，你宿醉后醒来。 Schubert, you wake up with a hangover.
重要的事情发生了。 Important things happen.
有什么可玩的吗?我想是的。 Is there something to play? I think so.
让我们从外到内调查现场。 Let's work on the scene from the outside in.
是惰性的。 Be inert.
然后梦想。 Then dream.
我们在哪儿，康妮?当吗? Where are we, Connie? And when?
跟我们谈谈。 Talk to us.
是的。好吧。 Yes. All right.
一周后。 One week later.
我们的角色阵容已经很脆弱了 Our cast of characters' already tenuous
对现实的把握在隔离中进一步下滑， grasp of reality has further slipped in quarantine,
这个群体开始占据一个空间 and the group begins to occupy a space
最奇特的情感维度。 of the most peculiar emotional dimensions.
同时，由格里夫·吉布森将军带头的信息封锁 Meanwhile, the information blockade spearheaded by General Grif Gibson
似乎， has been, it appears,
不完整的。 incomplete.
<我>额外的!额外的!晚版! Extra! Extra! Late edition!
<我>额外的!额外的! Extra! Extra!
<我>晚版! Late edition!
我希望你知道，你和你的同伙可能还会面临 I hope you're aware, you and your accomplices may still face
重罪起诉，甚至可能是叛国罪。 felony prosecution, possibly even a treason charge.
我会一直打到最高法院， I'll fight it all the way to the Supreme Court,
必要时，赢得胜利。 if necessary, and win.
这是总统刚刚发来的消息。 This just in, from the president.
他生气了。谢谢你，瑞奇。 He's furious. Thanks a lot, Ricky.
我不知道该说什么，吉布森将军。 I don't know what to say, General Gibson.
我很抱歉。-不用道歉，爸爸。 -I'm sorry. -Don't apologize, Dad.
公众有权知道真相。 The public has a right to the truth.
-你说得对。-这个法庭是一个笑柄! -You made your point. -This tribunal is a mockery!
那拍这张照片的Steenbeck呢? What about Steenbeck, who took the photograph?
这事上了全球所有报纸的头版。 It's on the front page of every newspaper on the planet.
-我们不能也逮捕他吗?不幸的是,没有。 -Can't we arrest him, as well? -Unfortunately, no.
他在邮件里丢了一枚指纹 He dropped a print in the mail
星期二早上第一件事就是去他的图片社 to his photo agency first thing Tuesday morning,
邮递员在我们之前收到了。他是无辜的。 and the postman got it before we did. He's innocent.
据说，他还拍了一张米琪·坎贝尔的裸照。 Supposedly, he did a nude of Midge Campbell, too.
蚊坎贝尔吗?-噢，米琪·坎贝尔。 -Midge Campbell? -Ooh, Midge Campbell.
如你们所知，孩子们，你们的父母来了 As you know, boys and girls, your parents arrived
昨晚深夜用军用直升机。 late last night by military helicopter.
他们被隔离在那边的金属小屋里 They've been sequestered in that metal hut over there
在过去的几个小时里，政府科学家 for the past several hours while the government scientists
向他们解释情况， explain the situation to them,
尽管一切都已经上报纸了。 although everything's already in the newspapers.
据我所知，他们要去 It's my understanding they're about to go onto
这台闭路电视随时待命。 this closed-circuit television set at any moment.
所有东西都连接在一起，但都不正常。 Everything's connected, but nothing's working.
那么，让我们继续执行教案吧。比利? Let's carry on with the lesson plan, then. Billy?
我画过外星人的飞碟 I did the alien's flying saucer
带着一个轮毂盖和一个鸡肉馅饼罐头。 with a hubcap and a chicken pot pie tin.
良好的工作。非常准确。 Good work. Very accurate.
木星，离太阳第五远的行星，太阳系中最大的行星…… Jupiter, fifth planet from the sun, largest in our solar system...
是的,柏妮丝? Yes, Bernice?
我在外星人的母星上拍过。 I did the alien on his home planet.
做得很好。多么美妙。 Well done. How wonderful.
由于极端的大气条件， Due to extreme atmospheric conditions,
一场反气旋风暴在木星表面肆虐了超过 an anticyclonic storm has raged on Jupiter's surface for over--
是的,德怀特? Yes, Dwight?
我写了一首关于他的歌。 I wrote a song about him.
哦。也许现在不是看音乐表演的时候。 Oh. Um, this may not be the time for a musical performance.
让我们…… Let's...
嗯，蒙大拿? Uh, yes, Montana?
琼，请原谅我插嘴。 Pardon the interruption, June.
我和孩子们听到了老德怀特的声音 The boys and I heard old Dwight
随手写了一段颤音，所以我们自己学会了演奏。 was scribbling up a little warble, so we learned ourselves to play it.
一，二，三。 One, two, three.
<我> Howdly-dee… Howdly-dee...
——<我> -Howdly-dee… --Howdly-dee...
-你好，你好 - Howdly-dee, howdly-dee
<我> Howdly-dee Howdly-dee Howdly-dee Howdly-dee
<我> Howdly-dee, Howdly-dee Howdly-dee, howdly-dee
-你好，你好-来吧，你们! -Howdly-dee, howdly-dee -Come on, y'all!
单脚跳，双脚跳 Hop on one foot, skip on two
与太空人共舞 Dance the Spaceman Howdly-do
四脚弹跳三脚弹跳 Bounce on four foot Spring on three
让我们做宇航员吧! Let's be spacemen Howdly-dee
<我> Howdly-dee Howdly-dee Howdly-dee Howdly-dee
这是一张我忘了在手套箱里冲洗的旧胶卷。 This was on an old roll I forgot to develop in the glove box.
“带有弹片的自画像。” "Self-Portrait with Shrapnel."
做第45页。 Do page 45.
“你做了什么?”你怎么能这样?” "What have you done? How could you?"
-上面写着“大喊大叫”。-嗯。 -It says "shouting and crying." -Uh-huh.
-所以喊着哭吧。-“你怎么能这样!” -So shout and cry. -"How could you!"
“我怎么能呢?” "How couldn't I?"
“你怎么不能呢?” "How couldn't you?"
“这就是我要问的。” "That's what I'm asking."
“已经结束了。你是自由的。 "It was over already. You were free.
“当没有什么可以逃避的时候，自杀有什么意义?” "What's the point of committing suicide when there's nothing left to escape?"
“也许这就是问题所在。” "Maybe that was the problem all along."
“看了一会儿。” "Stares for a moment."
然后上面说我把架子上的东西都砸了。 And then it says I smash everything off the shelf.
所以把架子上的东西都砸了。 So smash everything off the shelf.
“真是令人作呕的浪费。 "Such a sickening waste.
“想想人民。想想那些地方。 "Think of the people. Think of the places.
-“想想这个世界……”-利用你的悲伤。 -"Think of the world..." -Use your grief.
为了彩排?我甚至不在这张照片里。 For a rehearsal? I'm not even in this picture.
我是战地摄影师。 I'm a war photographer.
利用你的悲伤。 Use your grief.
好吧。 All right.
“真是令人作呕的浪费。 "Such a sickening waste.
“想想人民。想想那些地方。 "Think of the people. Think of the places.
“多洛雷斯，想想你本可以看到的世界。” "Think of the world you could have seen, Dolores."
“我已经看过了。” "I've already seen it."
她现在还是……她是鬼吗? She still is... uh, is-is she a ghost?
目前还不清楚。 It's not clear.
嗯… Uh...
然后，呃…… Then the, uh... The...
然后验尸官进来了，命令我离开房间。 Then the coroner comes in, orders me out of the room.
我慢慢转过身去，关上了门。 I slowly turn away and close the door.
现场。 Scene.
我的三明治烧焦了。 My sandwich is burning.
我女儿看到了我们。 My daughter saw us.
怎么啦？ What?
黛娜看到我们了。 Oh, uh, Dinah saw us.
从这扇窗户，昨天在你卧室里。 Through this window, in your bedroom yesterday.
你告诉她我们又要排练了吗? Did you, uh, tell her we were rehearsing again?
我没想到这一点。我应该。 I didn't think of that. I should've.
但太晚了，因为我承认了一切。 But it's too late, because I admitted everything.
她告诉伍德罗了吗? Did she tell Woodrow?
很难说。 Hard to say.
她能保守秘密。 She can keep a secret.
我不知道她是否愿意。 I don't know if she will.
这不是什么开始，奥吉。 This isn't the beginning of something, Augie.
不是吗? Isn't it?
是吗? Is it?
可能不会。 Probably not.
除非它可能是。 Unless maybe it is.
我不喜欢那家伙看我们的眼神。 I don't like the way that guy looked at us.
什么家伙?——外星人。 -What guy? -The alien.
哦。他是怎么…… Oh. How did he...
-他怎么看我们的?就像我们死定了。 -How did he look at us? -Like we're doomed.
也许我们是。 Maybe we are.
你刚刚做了什么? What did you just do?
我的手被煎锅烤焦了。 I burned my hand on the Quicky-Griddle.
-为什么?-不清楚。 -Why? -It's not clear.
给我看。 Show me.
你真的做到了。 You really did it.
这确实发生了。 That actually happened.
拉。 Pull.
他们能把我们关在小行星城多久?我是说法律上的。 How long can they keep us in Asteroid City? Legally, I mean.
我不是律师，但我觉得他们想要多久就多久。 Well, I'm not an attorney, but I'd say as long as they like.
我想我们得申请禁制令 I think we'd have to file an injunction
并且成功地为这个案子辩护。半年到一年? and successfully argue the case. Six months to a year?
当然，我们还需要就收入损失提起民事诉讼。 Of course, we'd also need to initiate a civil suit for loss of income.
也许我们现在就该走了。 Maybe we should just walk out right now.
我不确定他们不杀人就能阻止我们。 I'm not sure they could stop us without killing somebody.
有趣的想法。 Interesting idea.
你觉得那喷气背包能跑多远? What kind of mileage you think that jet pack gets?
问问罗杰或他儿子。 Ask Roger or his son.
显然，他因为泄露国家机密而被起诉。 Apparently, he's being prosecuted for revealing state secrets.
-他们不会坚持下去的。-我不着急。 -They'll never make it stick. -I'm in no hurry.
我喜欢沙漠。我喜欢外星人。 I like the desert. I like aliens.
拉。 Pull.
你怎么拿回来的? How'd you get that back?
这些项目仍处于安全封锁状态。 The projects remain under secure lockdown.
没有明确的许可，观星者是不允许个人进入的。 No Stargazer is permitted personal access without the express permission...
我儿子发明了这种死亡射线 My son invented this death ray.
也许是这样，但我的命令是… That may be true, but my orders are...
要回来。简单,伙计们。 -Step back. -Easy, fellas.
-我们已经不在瓜达尔卡纳尔岛了。-好的，好的，好的。 -We're not in Guadalcanal anymore. -Okay, okay, okay.
请每个人。这是一次艰难的隔离。 Everyone, please. It's been a difficult quarantine.
-我现在就打你!-你偷了你的项目! -I'll zap you right now! -You stole your projects!
该死的，叫他们退后! Goddamn it, tell them to stand down!
下台!你听到了吗? Stand down! You hear that?
吉布森将军说，"停止行动。" General Gibson says, "Stand down."
你结婚了吗?当然。 -You married? -Of course.
我们将在以后的时间重新收回这些项目。 We'll reconfiscate the projects at a later time.
可能是晚饭后。 Probably after dinner.
试一试。 Try it.
Tab Hunter, Doris Day，结束 Tab Hunter, Doris Day, out,
开膛手杰克出局，宾·克罗斯比，秀兰·邓波儿， Jack the Ripper, out, Bing Crosby, Shirley Temple,
出局，出局，奥逊·威尔斯，露西尔·鲍尔，出局， out, out, Orson Welles, Lucille Ball, out,
马龙·白兰度，出局，伊丽莎白女王，米奇·曼特尔， Marlon Brando, out, Queen Elizabeth, Mickey Mantle,
出局，出局，尤尔·布林纳，路易斯·阿姆斯特朗， out, out, Yul Brynner, Louis Armstrong,
拉娜·特纳，贝蒂·格拉布尔，艾拉·菲茨杰拉德， out, Lana Turner, out, Betty Grable, Ella Fitzgerald,
出局，出局，洛克·哈德森出局，杰瑞·刘易斯出局，出局， out, out, Rock Hudson, out, Jerry Lewis, out, out,
葛丽泰·嘉宝，卡尔·马克思，圣女贞德， Greta Garbo, Karl Marx, out, Joan of Arc, out,
查尔斯·达尔文，沃尔特·皮金，出局， Charles Darwin, Walter Pidgeon, out,
艾米莉·狄金森，伽利略，出去，出去， Emily Dickinson, Galileo, out, out,
彼拉多、欧内斯特·海明威、杰基·奥…… Pontius Pilate, out, Ernest Hemingway, Jackie O...
谁偷了我的射电望远镜， Who's responsible for stealing my radio telescope,
我的信号处理接收机 my signal processing receiver
还有我的整个光谱监测网络? and my entire spectrographical monitoring network?
他们正试图联系外星人。 They're trying to contact the alien.
我很感激，但希肯卢珀医生怎么办? Well, I appreciate that, but what about Dr. Hickenlooper?
如果你想联系外星人，包括我。 If you're trying to contact the alien, include me.
到目前为止你有他的消息吗? Did you hear anything from him so far?
——没有。——嗯。 - No. - Huh.
这是什么? What's all this?
我放美国国旗只是为了表示爱国。 I put the American flag just to be patriotic.
现在我们需要真正有意义的东西。 Now we need to really mean something.
这是一个普遍的信息，不仅仅是对地球人。 A universal message, not only to earthlings.
我们已经把能想到的都想到了。 We already thought of everything we could think of...
十字，星星，四叶草，字母，数字，象形文字。 a cross, a star, a four-leaf clover, letters, numbers, hieroglyphics.
把一颗星星投射到月球上有什么意义? What's the point of projecting a star onto the moon?
确实不错。-我真诚地问你。 -Exactly. -I ask that sincerely.
“E = mc ^ 2”怎么样? How about "E equals MC-squared"?
-我还是觉得……-他们知道的。 -I still think it's... -They know that.
-太简单了。-这是我们的机会 -It's too easy. -This is our chance
在我们的有生之年是值得的。 to be actually worthwhile in our lifetimes.
我明白你的意思。 I see what you mean.
-轮到谁了?-噢，我的中间。 -Whose turn was it? -Oh, the middle of mine.
我最好重新开始。 I'd better start over.
克利奥帕特拉,Jagadish……一句话，伍德罗。 -Cleopatra, Jagadish... -A word, Woodrow.
关于摄谱仪的设置。 About the, uh, settings on the spectrograph.
这里，如果你不介意的话。 Over here, if you wouldn't mind.
…库尔特Gödel，威廉亨利布拉格… ...Kurt Gödel, William Henry Bragg...
警告标签上写着 The, uh, warning label indicates
那个，呃… that the, uh...
在你的一生中，这些都是值得的。 It's all worthwhile in your lifetime.
-我是说这个。-好的。 -This, I mean. -Okay.
好奇心是你最重要的资产。 Your curiosity is your most important asset.
信任它。-好的。 -Trust it. -Okay.
-相信你的好奇心。-好的。 -Trust your curiosity. -Okay.
我实验室的资源将永远对你开放。 The resources of my lab will always be available to you.
我是说等这事结束之后。 After this thing is over, I mean.
如果你愿意，你可以做我的前任。 You could maybe sort of be my protégé, if you like.
哦,哇。也许我们能证明天上有调情的假设 Oh, wow. Maybe we can prove the hypothesis of celestial flirtation
最后算对数学。 and get the math right finally.
哇。让我们试一试。 Wow. Let's try.
我想我看到了从太空来的点烙进了你的眼球。 I think I see the dots from space burned into your eyeballs.
你妈妈的事我很遗憾。 I'm sorry about your mother.
我也想念我的母亲，她46年前就去世了。 I miss mine, too, and she died 46 years ago.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我已经向州议会请愿了 I've already petitioned the State Assembly
把小镇的名字从小行星城改了 to change the name of the town from Asteroid City
到美国外星人登陆 to Alien Landing, U.S.A.
这个城市最终可能会成为中心 This municipality might end up being the center
一个由观星者和太空学员组成的庞大社区。 of a vast community of Stargazers and Space Cadets.
这是历史性的祭品。 It's a historic offering.
大家都知道，小行星日的行程 As you know, the Asteroid Day itinerary
上周不得不停课 had to be suspended last week
由于我们所处的现实环境。 due to the factual reality of our circumstances.
不过，我要宣布一件事。 However, I have an announcement to make.
希肯卢珀博士和军事科学研究与实验部， Dr. Hickenlooper and the Military-Science Research and Experimentation Division,
与拉金斯基金会合作， in conjunction with the Larkings Foundation,
已经正式选出了今年的希肯卢珀奖学金的获得者， have officially selected a recipient for this year's Hickenlooper Scholarship,
你们明天早上第一件事就是回家。 and you're all going home first thing tomorrow morning.
总统已经决定通过行政命令解除隔离。 The president has opted to lift the quarantine by executive decree.
我想抓住这个机会， I'd like to take this opportunity,
顺便说一下，今年所有的项目， and, by the way, all of this year's projects,
撇开我和里基·周的意见分歧， setting aside my own differences of opinion with Ricky Cho,
都是最优秀的，无一例外， were of the very highest caliber, without exception,
正式宣布… to officially declare, uh...
-发生什么事了?奖学金…… -What's happening now? -Scholarship...
-发生什么事了?-我不知道。 -What's happening now? -I don't know.
又到了今天。 It's today again.
已经清点过了。 It's been inventoried.
根据国家安全紧急混战计划X的规定， Under the provisions of National Security Emergency Scrimmage Plan X,
我刚刚宣布的解除隔离 the lifting of the quarantine, which I just announced,
现在取消了或者至少推迟了 is now canceled or at least postponed
由于刚刚发生的意想不到的新事件… due to the unexpected new event which just...
奥吉为什么会在煎锅上烫伤手? Why does Augie burn his hand on the Quicky-Griddle?
我还是看不懂这出戏。 I still don't understand the play.
怎么啦？ What?
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
我马上就回来。 I'll be right back.
实际上，我并没有把他演成外星人。我把他当作一个隐喻。 I don't play him as an alien, actually. I play him as a metaphor.
-这是我的理解。-什么隐喻? -That's my interpretation. -Metaphor for what?
我还不知道。我们不会把它固定下来。 I-I don't know yet. We don't pin it down.
舒伯特。舒伯特。 Schubert. Schubert.
舒伯特!舒伯特!嗯?是的。 -Schubert! Schubert! -Huh? Yes.
怎么了?你在吗? What's wrong? Are you on?
严格来说，但吉布森将军刚刚开始 Technically, but General Gibson just started the scene
总统不接受他的辞呈。 where the president doesn't accept his resignation.
离下一句台词还有六分半钟。 I've got six and a half minutes before my next line.
我想问个问题，你得给我个答案。 I need an answer to a question I want to ask.
好吧。 Okay.
我做得对吗? Am I doing him right?
哦。 Oh.
嗯… Well...
我告诉过你，生意太多了， I told you before, there's too much business,
拿着烟斗，拿着打火机，拿着相机，拿着眉毛， with the pipe, with the lighter, with the camera, with the eyebrow,
但除此之外，总的来说， but aside from that, on the whole,
作为对你问题的回答……坐下来。 in answer to your question... Sit down.
你对他做得很好。 You're doing him just right.
事实上，在我看来，你并没有变成奥吉。 In fact, in my opinion, you didn't just become Augie.
他变成了你。 He became you.
我感到迷茫。 I feel lost.
改善情况。-他真是个受伤的家伙。 -Good. -He's such a wounded guy.
我觉得我的心都碎了，我自己的心， I feel like my heart is getting broken, my own personal heart,
每一夜。改善情况。 -every night. -Good.
-我就这样一直做下去吗?-是的。 -Do I just keep doing it? -Yes.
-什么都不知道?-是的。 -Without knowing anything? -Yes.
不是应该有个答案的吗 Isn't there supposed to be some kind of an answer
在宇宙的荒野中? out there in the cosmic wilderness?
伍德罗关于生命意义的诗句。 Woodrow's line about the meaning of life.
-“也许有。”-对。 -"Maybe there is one." -Right.
这就是我的问题。 Well, that's my question.
我还是看不懂这出戏。 I still don't understand the play.
没关系。 Doesn't matter.
继续讲故事。 Just keep telling the story.
你做得对。 You're doing him right.
我需要呼吸新鲜空气。 I need a breath of fresh air.
嗯。 Huh.
好吧，但你不会找到的。 Okay, but you won't find one.
正确的。 Right.
你好。 Hello.
哦。是你，扮演我女演员的妻子。 Oh. It's you, the wife who played my actress.
嗯。我的戏在一次排练后就被剪掉了。 Hmm. My scene was cut after one rehearsal.
-我们还在用你的照片。嗯。 -We still use your photograph. -Hmm.
还记得对话吗? You remember the dialogue?
不。 No.
我们在外星人星球的梦中相遇。 We meet in a dream on the alien's planet.
Magnavox-27。 Magnavox-27.
实际上，它是它的一个卫星。 Actually, it's one of the moons of it.
你说，“你和外星人说过话吗?” You say, "Did you talk to the alien?"
我说:“还没有。” I say, "Not yet."
你说:“为什么不呢?我确信 You say, "Why not? I thought for sure
“你会冲他大喊大叫，或者逗他笑。” "you would've yelled at him or made him laugh."
我说:“或者问他宇宙的秘密?” I say, "Or asked him the secrets of the universe?"
你说:“没错。” You say, "Exactly."
我说:“我觉得他很害羞。” I say, "I think he's shy."
你说, You say,
“伍德罗也是，但我相信他会长大的。 "So's Woodrow, but I'm sure he'll grow out of it.
“我的意思是，至少我希望他会，没有母亲。” "I mean, at least I hope he will, without a mother."
我说"他是个大器晚成的人" I say, "He's a late bloomer,
“但也许我认为你需要找人代替我。” "but maybe I think you'll need to replace me."
你说, You say,
“什么?为什么?如何?我不能。” "What? Why? How? I can't."
我说，“也许我觉得你需要试试。 I say, "Maybe I think you'll need to try.
“我不回来了，奥吉。” "I'm not coming back, Augie."
然后你给我拍张照，然后开始哭， Then you take a picture of me and start crying,
我说…… and I say...
“我希望它能出来。” "I hope it comes out."
我说， And I say,
“我所有的照片都出来了。” "All my pictures come out."
嗯。 Hmm.
良好的记忆力。他们为什么要剪? Good memory. Why'd they cut it?
运行时间。 Running time.
现在我是王后的第一夫人 Now I'm First Lady-in-Waiting to the Queen Consort
in 萎凋藤的果实。 in Fruit of a Withering Vine.
你错过了提示。 You missed your cue.
琼和牛仔已经在旅行车里亲热了。 June and the cowboy are already necking in the station wagon.
他们正在给替角包扎手。 They're bandaging the understudy's hand right now.
哦。这是你的。 Oh. It's you.
我们差点就一起出戏了。 We almost would've had a scene together.
-你好。-你好。 -Hello. -Hello.
6个月后，公司收到了这个消息， Six months into the run, the company received the news,
一场灾难性的车祸。 a catastrophic automobile accident.
在激情和想象力方面无与伦比的美国剧作家康拉德·厄普 Conrad Earp, American playwright unequaled in passion and imagination,
50岁就死了。 dead at 50.
我想拍一个我所有的角色 I'd like to make a scene where all my characters
每个人都被温柔地、私下地诱惑了吗 are each gently, privately seduced
进入他们一生中最深沉，最梦幻的睡眠 into the deepest, dreamiest slumber of their lives
因为他们有共同的经历 as a result of their shared experience
一个令人眼花缭乱的天体之谜， of a bewildering and bedazzling celestial mystery,
但我不知道怎么写。 but I don't know how to write it.
如果你不睡着，你就醒不过来。 You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.
那是什么? What was that?
发生什么事情了? What's happening?
如果你不睡着，你就醒不过来。 You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.
——什么?-不是这样的。 - What? - That's not true.
-再说一遍。-谁在乎? - Say it again. - Who cares?
如果你不睡着，你就醒不过来。 You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.
-为什么?也许不是。 -Why should you? -Maybe not.
当然。-嗯,是的。 -Of course. -Uh, yes.
-你不能醒来…-如果你睡不着的话。 -You can't wake up... -If you don't fall asleep.
如果你不睡着，你就醒不过来。 You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.
某处有音乐，曲调多么微弱 Somewhere there's music How faint the tune
在天堂的某个地方月亮有多高… Somewhere there's heaven How high the moon...
他们去哪了? Uh, where'd they go?
早上好，Steenbeck先生。 Good morning, Mr. Steenbeck.
我要果汁。苹果、橘子或西红柿。 Juice preference, please. Apple, orange, or tomato.
他们去哪儿了?每一个人。 Where'd they go? Everybody.
当然可以。我明白了。 Of course. I understand.
总统终于在午夜解除了隔离。 The president lifted the quarantine after all, at midnight.
他让所有人都回家了，军队，牛仔， He sent the whole gang home, the troops, the cowboys,
少年观星者和太空学员。 the Junior Stargazers, and Space Cadets.
你可以自由地回到你来的地方。 You are free to return back to wherever you came from.
今天上午我们有11次结帐。 We had 11 checkouts this morning.
我猜你睡过头了。 I guess you overslept.
顺便说一下，他们退回了你的科学项目。 They returned your science projects, by the way.
嗯。 Hmm.
番茄。-对。 -Tomato. -Right away.
我们的计划是把它铲起来，带她一起走。 The plan was to shovel it up and take her with us.
就像我说的，我们会挖出特百惠。 Like I said, we'll exhume the Tupperware.
我们对这块地没有任何埋葬权。 We don't have any burial rights to this plot here.
我甚至怀疑这是不是一个阴谋。 I would question whether it even is a plot.
它不是。 It isn't.
-别糟蹋我母亲的骨灰!-他要杀了她! - Don't murder my mother's ashes! - He's killing her!
不，不，不。让我们祈祷吧。 No, no, no, no. Let us pray.
罂粟花! Poppy!
亲爱的天父，我们感谢你赐给我们生命 Dear Heavenly Father, we thank thee for the life
这个伟大的女人，她曾经只是一个小女孩 of this magnificent woman, who was once just a little girl
就像这三个受训的女巫。 like these three witches in training.
-不是在训练。-我们是女巫。 -Not in training. -We are witches.
一半是女巫，一半是外星人。 Part witch, part alien.
就像这三个女巫同时在一起。 Like these three witches at one time.
我们没打算永远埋葬她 We had no intention of permanently burying her
在这个没有标记的仙人掌旁边， next to this unmarked cactus,
但我已经没有力气了 but I no longer have the strength
为她的尊严而战，奥吉也不会。 to fight for her dignity, nor neither does Augie.
-你呢?-不。 -Do you? -No.
那我们就听从她那固执的女儿们的意愿吧。 So we'll defer to the wishes of her stubborn daughters.
伍德罗，有最后的告别吗? Woodrow, any final farewell?
我不再相信上帝了。 I don't believe in God anymore.
很好。 Fair enough.
——阿门。——阿门。 - Amen. - Amen.
轻快，轻快，轻快，嘘， Friskity, triskity, briskity, boo,
小甜甜，小甜甜，小甜甜。 knickerty, knockerty, tockerty, too.
妈妈在地下。 Mama is in the ground.
为妈妈祈祷。 Say the prayer for Mama.
妈妈，我们也一起祈祷吧。 Mama, we'll say the prayer, too.
你很漂亮…… You are beautiful...
五份烙饼，两杯黑咖啡。 Five orders of flapjacks and two black coffees.
谢谢。 Thanks.
谁要尿尿? Who needs to pee?
来杯草莓牛奶怎么样? How about a glass of strawberry milk?
——嗯。-好的，谢谢。 - Mmm. - Yes, please.
有人获得奖学金了吗? Somebody win that scholarship?
我做到了。 I did.
当吗?(去年的夜晚。 -When? -Last night.
吉布森将军在公共浴室排队时塞给我的。 General Gibson slipped it to me in line at the communal showers.
我觉得他只是想快点结束。 I think he just wanted to get it over with.
它实际上是典型尺寸的标准尺寸支票。 It's actually a standard-sized check of typical dimensions.
那只大的只是用来展示的。 The big one's only for show.
-哇。恭喜,伍德罗。 -Wow. -Congratulations, Woodrow.
那太棒了。 That's, uh, stupendous.
你一定是个天才。 You must be some kind of a genius.
我同意。 I agree.
你一定很聪明。 You must be some kind of brainiac.
它有任何附加条件吗? Has it got any strings attached to it?
这是给你个人的。 It's made out to you personally.
你打算如何使用它? How do you plan to use it?
我可能会把钱花在我女朋友身上。 I'll probably spend it on my girlfriend.
你在小本子上写了什么? What do you write in that little book?
明年的计划，保密。 Next year's project, confidentially.
哎呀,奇才。看那个。哇。-哇。这可能吗? -Gee, whiz. Look at that. Whoa. -Wow. Is that possible?
这可能吗? Is that possible?
米琪·坎贝尔把地址留给你了。 Midge Campbell left you her address.
这只是一个邮政信箱。 It's just a post office box.
那天晚上发生了什么我看到… What happened that night I saw the...
这不关你的事，斯坦利。 That's none of your business, Stanley.
我知道。当然不是。 I know. Of course it isn't.
我这么问是因为伍德罗告诉我的 I only ask because Woodrow told me
-黛娜告诉他的。我明白了。我明白了。 -Dinah told him. -I understand. I understand.
我明白了。 I understand.
我和她的前经纪人是法学院同学。 I went to law school with her former agent.
不管怎样，我不反对。 Anyway, I don't object.
她其实是个很有天赋的喜剧演员。 She's actually a very gifted comedienne.
这是真的。 That's true.
又一次原子弹试验。 Another atom bomb test.
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
我不知道他坐哪趟火车 I don't know what train he's on
你能告诉我他去哪儿了吗? - Won't you tell me where he's gone?
伍德罗，我们走。 Woodrow, let's go.
不知道在哪里 Don't know where
-他要去 - He's heading for
他做了什么 What he's done
-违反法律 - Against the law
没有未来，没有希望 Got no future, got no hope
只有绳子 Just nothing but the rope
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
我不知道他坐哪趟火车 I don't know what train he's on
你能告诉我吗 Won't you tell me
他去了哪里 Where he's gone
他失去了理智，失去了生命 He lost his reason Lost his life
他在你死我活中杀死了他的朋友 He killed his friend in mortal strife
他必须像翻滚的天空一样不停地移动 He must keep moving like the rolling skies
等待他死去 Just a-waitin' till he dies
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
我不知道他坐哪趟火车 I don't know what train he's on
你能告诉我他去哪儿了吗 Won't you tell me where he's gone
他死后就把他埋了，拜托 When he dies just bury him, please
老栗子街尽头 Way down the end of old Chestnut Street
他的头和脚上有白杨 Poplars at his head and feet
告诉他们他已经睡着了 And tell them he's gone to sleep
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
货运列车，货运列车 Freight train, freight train
走得太快 Going so fast
我不知道他坐哪趟火车 I don't know what train he's on
你能告诉我他去哪儿了吗 Won't you tell me where he's gone
<我> You
不能唤醒 Can't wake up
如果你不入睡 If you don't fall asleep
你不能坠入爱河 You can't fall in love
脚踏实地 And land on your feet
你不会闻到玫瑰的香味 You won't smell the roses
如果你从不播种 If you never plant a seed
你不能醒来 And you can't wake up
如果你不入睡 If you don't fall asleep
你不能进入 You can't make an entrance
如果你总是错过你的提示 If you keep missing your cue
你不会选择一个赢家 And you won't pick a winner
直到你学会如何选择 Till you learn how to choose
你永远找不到宝藏 You'll never find the treasure
除非你深挖 Unless you dig deep
你不能醒来 And you can't wake up
如果你不入睡 If you don't fall asleep
哦，你永远不会 Oh, you'll never
<我> 记忆 Have memories
值得保存的<我> Worth keeping
哦，你永远不会 Oh, you'll never
找到真相 Find the truth
你正在寻找 You are seeking
当你熟睡时 While you are sleeping
但你不能醒来 But you can't wake up
如果你不入睡 If you don't fall asleep
所以去实现你的梦想吧 So go live your dreams
深深地活在其中 And live them real deep
There is some count money There is some counting money
还有一些数羊 And there's some counting sheep
哦，你不能醒来 Oh, you can't wake up
如果你不入睡 If you don't fall asleep