聽說 要想把故事講好 They say, if you wanna tell a story right,
就得從頭說起 you gotta start at the beginning.
太遠了 好吧 Too far? Fine.
這就是我 哈琳·奎澤爾 This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
哈琳·奎澤爾
我小的時候 When I was a kid,
爸爸拿我換了六罐啤酒 my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer.
啤酒
但不論他拋棄我多少次 But however many times he tried to ditch me...
敲門聲
爸爸 Daddy!
我都能找回來 I kept coming back.
最後他給我找了個新家 Eventually, he found me a new home.
聖伯納黛特修道院的好心修女們教會我很多事 The good sisters of St. Bernadette's taught me a lot.
混蛋
但我從來不是孺子可教的那類孩子 But I was never an establishment kinda gal.
考慮到我經歷的一切 我表現得算不錯了 All things considered, I did good.
是時候了 你現在聰明了 再來四年
現在幹什麽 祝賀 及格就行
我還去上了大學 I even went to college.
拿了博士學位 Got my PhD.
為愛心碎過一兩次 Had my heart broken once or twice.
找尋真愛 可不太容易 Finding love, it's not easy.
所以我全身心投入工作 So I threw myself into my work,
阿卡姆 瘋人院
成為一名精神科醫生 became a psychiatrist.
就在那時我遇見了他 That's when I met him.
J先生 我的小醜大人 Mr. J. My Joker.
我的小醜大人
我猛地墜入愛河 Oh, I fell hard.
愛
就像從飛機上跳下來 沒帶降落傘 Like out of a plane without a parachute,
正中你那張蠢兮兮的臉一樣慘 right in your dumb fucking face kinda hard.
我完全迷失了自我 I lost all sense of who I was.
只看得到我親愛的布丁 I only had eyes for Puddin'.
我們都知道那句話怎麽說 We all know the saying,
"每個成功男人背後 "Behind every successful man
都有一個壞婆娘" there's a badass broad."
好吧 說的就是我 Well, that was me.
J先生最偉大的花招中 有一些是我想到的 I was the brains behind some of Mr. J's greatest stunts.
但他只是沒告訴別人罷了 Not that he let anyone know it.
布丁 Puddin'?
可能所有的好事總會結束吧 I guess all good things have to come to an end.
於是 So...
我們分手了 we broke up.
我非常成熟地接受了此事 I handled it real mature.
但J先生受到了極大的沖擊 But Mr. J was super broke up about it.
醫生餐廳
我換了一個很不錯的地方 一個人住 I got an amazing new place that was all mine.
讓我有空間去反思自己過去犯下的錯誤 It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.
親愛的布丁
我需要找到自己的新身份 I had to find a new identity.
新的我 A new me.
很不容易 It wasn't easy.
但過了一段時間 我甚至開始 But after a while, I even opened myself up
擁抱可能的新戀情 to the possibility of new love.
嗨 小可人兒 Hello, nice baby.
新戀情是這樣的 Here's the thing about new love...
我接受肉體支付 I take payment-in-kind.
你得餵它才行 ...you have to feed it.
不久後我就完全恢復 Soon enough, I was back on my feet.
準備好翻篇 去交新朋友 Ready to move on, to make new friends.
她是貨真價實的 She means fucking business!
-來了 -給我借點力 - Oh, here we go! - Whip me!
她借力沖到了最前面 She has taken a whip from the pivot, catapulted to the high side!
來吧 Yeah! Come on!
是時候讓哥譚市見識一下新的哈莉·奎茵了 It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn,
所以我真的是豁出去了 so I really put myself out there.
像騎你男人一樣騎那根桿子吧 Ride that pole like you ride your man!
該死 給我他媽坐下 God damn it. Sit the fuck down.
什麽 What?
我說了把你的小屁股放下去 你這個蠢婊子 I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut.
好吧 Okay.
你把我的腿坐斷了 You broke my fucking legs!
怎麽了 What?
無名場面不派對 對吧 It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?
來呀 開燈 Come on! Turn it up!
我請大家喝酒 Shots on the house.
敢說我傻 我有博士學位 混賬東西 Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker.
-奎茵小姐 -羅米 - Miss Quinn. - Romy.
他是我的司機 That was my driver.
哎呀 Oh, whoops.
這肯定是他的錯 我炒了他 Well, I'm sure it was his fault. Consider him fired.
我很感激 Consider me grateful.
尤其是我知道你不喜歡我 Especially since I know you don't like me.
我刺激了他那微妙的心理平衡 I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium.
和他那必須要成為註意力中心的 That and his obsessive-compulsive need
強迫性的內心需求 to be the center of attention.
你的情人今晚會來嗎 Will your paramour be joining us this evening?
今晚不會 羅米 今晚不會 Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight.
好好享受 奎茵小姐 Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn.
請代我向小醜問好 And do give the Joker my best.
好吧 我還沒告訴別人我倆分手了 Okay, fine, so I hadn't told people about the breakup.
但你們不會懂的 But you don't understand.
給我找個新司機 Find me a new driver.
做小醜的女友給了我豁免權 Being Joker's girl gave me immunity.
我可以做我想做的事 當我想當的人 I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted,
沒有人敢反對 and no one ever dared to object.
別讓他給你臉色 好嗎 And don't let him give you shit, okay?
你得為你自己撐腰 You have to stick up for yourself.
算了吧 沒過幾天他們就會復合了 Oh, please. I give it a few days before they're back together.
就算我真的告訴大家了 Even when I did try and tell people,
他們也不相信我 they didn't believe me.
手工制作 卡尼塔斯玉米卷餅 炸玉米粉圓餅
拜托 她跟我說他們這次真的分手了 Come on. She told me they're really broken up this time.
當然了 謝爾 Sure they are, Shell.
所以她還戴著那條俗氣的J字項鏈 That's why she's still wearing that tacky "J" necklace.
只要小醜打個響指 她就會立即 She is going to be running right back into his arms
撲向他的懷抱 the minute he snaps his fingers.
就算不是他 隨便哪個活著的大男子主義者都行 If not him, the next closest alpha male with a pulse.
有些人天生就是扶不起的阿鬥 Some people just aren't born to stand on their own.
-姑娘們 喝一杯 來吧 -好 - Oh, girl, let's drink. Come on. - All right.
我知道自己需要找個辦法告訴全世界 I knew I needed to find some way to show the world
我要永遠地跟J先生劃清界限 that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good.
哈莉 Harley!
有些人的回憶是埃菲爾鐵塔 或橄欖花園 Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.
小醜和我呢 The Joker and I?
我們的愛之花盛開在劇毒物質加工廠裏 Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.
頂尖化工
很幸運的是 And luckily for me,
我的好主意都是喝醉後想出來的 I have all my best ideas drunk.
我想到一個超棒的主意 I have the best idea!
什麽鬼 快回來 The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!
這裏是一切開始的地方 布丁 This is where it all began, Puddin'.
你這個混蛋 You motherfucker!
雅努斯公司
正是我需要的體面的結束 It was the closure I needed.
新的開始 A fresh start.
做自己的機會 A chance to be my own woman.
但我可不是哥譚市唯一需要自我解放的女人 But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.
這是我們的故事 This is our story.
猛禽小隊和哈莉·奎茵
因為是我講 所以老子想從哪裏開始就從哪裏開始 And I'm telling it, so I'll start where I fucking want.
四分鐘前
見見警方吧 Meet the cop.
五十塊打賭是地盤爭奪戰 I got 50 says it was turf war.
不是他 Not him.
一如既往 你賭錯了 芒羅 Well, as always, you're wrong, Munroe.
芮妮·蒙托亞
這位 芮妮·蒙托亞 Her. Renee Montoya.
從小看八十年代警匪劇 Raised on '80s cop shows,
她總會說些俗氣的名臺詞 比如 she's always saying cheesy shit like...
只有一個槍手 There was only one shooter.
在屋裏 Inside.
這個人開槍把玻璃打碎了 This guy shot out the glass.
塞拉諾 Serrano.
讓彈道專家在這些停放的車裏檢查是否有子彈 Have Ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars.
十年前 她破了一個能平步青雲的案子 Ten years ago, she broke a career-making case.
-我結巴了嗎 -快去 - Did I stutter? - Go ahead.
但當時她的搭檔卻把功勞都搶去了 But her partner at the time took all the credit.
所以他榮升了警長 So while he made captain,
她卻只能當警探 跟這個蠢貨搭檔 she got stuck at detective level with this idiot.
好吧 你覺得是一個人打死四個嗎 Okay, you think one guy got all four?
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
我只是說我們發現了四具屍體 I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know.
-一個人...彈孔 -我在努力查案 - One guy... Bullet holes. - I'm trying to work.
抱歉 你工作吧 忙吧 I'm sorry. Go ahead and work. Go ahead.
槍手走到跟前時還沒拔槍 六發子彈 The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds.
這裏三個人每人兩發 Two for each of these three.
當心你自己吧 Yo, mind your debt.
-我跟你說 -那個叫安吉拉的女孩 她是個公主 - I'm telling you. - That girl, Angelina, she's a princess.
你看看 Look at this.
-是萬聖節打扮嗎 -你好嗎 - Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing?
與其他人無關 And it wasn't about them.
槍手是沖這個人來的 It was all about this guy, right here.
你知道我是誰嗎 Do you know who I am?
他媽的賤人 You fucking bitch.
穿過他喉嚨的這支箭 And this arrow through his throat...
她想讓他慢慢死去 She wanted him to die slowly.
-她 -我們找到了頭發 - She? - We got a hair.
他找到了新殺手 And he's got a new assassin.
誰 Who does?
羅曼·博偉·賽恩尼斯 Roman Beauvais Sionis.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
我是蒙托亞 剛剛怎麽回事 This is Montoya. What the hell was that?
該死 Shit.
-警探 -怎麽 - Detective. - Yep?
我們找到這條項鏈 Found this necklace.
我操 Holy shit.
幹得漂亮 警官 Good work, Officer.
怎麽了 What is it?
哈莉·奎茵和小醜分手了 Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.
什麽 What?
這是他們的秘密地點 This was their spot.
她剛剛公開更新了自己的戀愛狀態 She just publicly updated her relationship status.
哈莉·奎茵剛剛把自己解禁了 Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.
她可沒想明白 She did not think this one through.
對 我的確沒想明白 Yeah, no shit I didn't think it through.
我即將了解到 在這個城市裏 I'm about to learn that a lot of people
有很多人想要我的命 in this city want me dead.
在名單上的第一位就是這個人 And at the top of that list is this guy.
喬先生和他可愛的妻女 Mr. Keo and his lovely wife and daughter.
是你逼我的 You kinda forced my hand here.
說實話 我有點失望 Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.
我給了你一份好活計 對吧 I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I?
而我以為... And I thought...
我以為我們能一起造出點美好的記憶 I thought we could build something beautiful together.
我以為我們可以成為家人 I thought we could be family.
我來放你自由 I'm gonna set you free.
她怎麽辦 What about her?
我想我們可以放她走 I think we can let her go.
這場大戲傳遞出的信息足夠響亮了 I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message.
寶貝 Baby.
別哭 Don't cry.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
不客氣 You're welcome.
那是鼻涕泡嗎 Is that a snot bubble?
-惡心 -什麽 - Gross. - What?
我改主意了 剝了她 Oh, I've changed my mind. Peel it off.
不 不 No. No!
這位嗜好剝人臉皮的瘋子 The wack job with the penchant for peeling faces
叫羅曼·賽恩尼斯 is Roman Sionis,
代號 aka
黑面具
Black Mask.
我尚且不知道他想要我死這件事 The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar.
你瞧 我當時身處半個城市之外 See, I was halfway across town,
宿醉 想著早餐的事兒 hungover, and thinking about breakfast.
雞蛋 培根 美國芝士 Egg, bacon, American cheese.
松軟的 烤過的 抹黃油的面包 Soft, toasted buttered roll.
加上少許辣醬 Just a dash of hot sauce.
別太多 薩爾 Not too much, Sal.
我要嘗到芝士味 I wanna taste the cheese.
真是開啟新生活的絕妙方式呀 What a way to start my new life.
用一個完美的雞蛋三明治 With the perfect egg sandwich.
你真是我的救星 薩爾 You're a lifesaver, Sal.
欠你的75美分我會還的 行嗎 And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay?
我發誓 我就只剩這麽點家底了 I promise. That's all the money I got in the world,
花在這上面簡直超值 and it's so worth it.
我不知道是因為他亞美尼亞手臂上稀疏的毛發 I don't know if it's the stray Armenian arm hair,
還是因為他的芝士片總是過期六個月 or the fact that his cheese slices are always six months out of date,
但薩爾做的雞蛋三明治無人能比 but no one makes an egg sandwich like Sal.
我認真的 薩爾 無人能比 I mean it, Sal. No one.
不許動 哥譚警局 Freeze! Gotham PD.
我才不呢 Yeah, I don't think so.
你他媽是在逗我嗎 Are you fucking kidding me?
警察 Police.
距離我用頂尖化工那個小花招 It had been six short hours
向世界宣告我和J先生已經是過去式了 since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals
才過去了短短六小時 announced to the world that Mr. J and I were dunzo.
我長久以來享受的豁免就已經失效了 The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone.
以前從來不敢找我麻煩的條子 Cops who never would've dared come after me before
忽然就這樣對我了 were suddenly doing this.
站住 Freeze!
-你知道更糟的是什麽嗎 -閃開 - And what's worse? - Move!
以前我得罪過的每一個人 Every person I ever wronged
現在都覺得可以來找我報仇了 now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh.
姓名 輪滑蠢貨
冤仇 打斷了她的鼻子
萬萬沒想到我得罪了好多人 Turns out I wronged a lot of people.
姓名 拉爾夫·穆雷
來吧 乖乖 咬他 Come on, boy. Get him!
冤仇 把他的小兄弟 餵了鬣狗
終於 Finally.
姓名 賽恩尼斯先生的司機
冤仇 下肢受了一點點小傷
然後... And then...
我們會共渡難關的 好嗎 We're gonna get through this, okay?
悲劇降臨了 ...tragedy struck.
唯有失去了我真正熱愛的東西 It took losing something I truly love
我才意識到 我背上的靶子 for me to see that the target on my back
比我想象中要大 was bigger than I thought.
不許動 Freeze.
隨著包圍圈漸漸向我收緊 With the walls closing in around me,
我采取了一個精心計算過的 I made a carefully calculated,
極具戰略性的舉動 highly strategic move.
好吧 Fine.
是瞎貓碰著死耗子了 但還是... It was dumb luck. But still...
那感覺挺棒的 That felt pretty great.
抱歉忽然闖進你家 Sorry for busting in on you like that,
謝謝讓我抄近路啦 but thanks for the shortcut.
再見 See ya.
她在這呢 There she is.
哈莉·奎茵 Harley Quinn.
怎麽了 Yeah?
我等這一刻等了好久了 I've waited a long time for this.
這樣啊 You have?
我還沒吃早餐呢 I haven't had breakfast yet.
我怎麽你了 What did I do to you?
你在逗我嗎 Are you serious?
看看我的臉 Look at my face.
看 看 我 的 臉 Look at my face!
姓名 樂樂
冤仇 惡意整容 哈哈哈哈哈
那又不是我幹的 That wasn't me.
但是你慫恿他幹的 But you dared him to do it.
是啦 但我慫恿了很多人做了很多事呀 Yeah, but I dare a lot of people to do a lot of things, okay?
拜托 我倆現在甚至都不在一起了 Come on. I'm not even with him anymore.
我知道 I know.
那意味著 That means
沒有人來阻止我了 there's no one here to stop me.
-好吧 -你死定了 奎茵 - Right. - You're gonna die, Quinn.
一分錢 A penny.
怎麽還開始射箭了 They're shooting arrows now?
姓名
冤仇
該死 Ah, crap.
他也來 Him, too?
和談 Parley?
我操 蒙托亞 你聞著像是死老鼠的屁眼 Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole.
今天別惹我 辛普森 Not today, Simpson.
這可是蒙托亞警探 對前輩放尊敬點 It's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.
我是說 對老人家 I mean, your elderly.
你只比我年輕幾歲 You're only a few years younger than me,
卻還在做前臺工作 and you're still behind that desk.
還要繼續說下去嗎 You wanna go there?
快點 把口袋裏的東西都掏出來 全部 Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it.
卡珊德拉·該隱 這就又進來了 Cassandra Cain, back already?
還以為事到如今你已經學會不被抓的辦法了呢 Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught.
怎麽 居然不回嘴 What? No comeback?
你還好吧 You all right?
你聞著像屎 You smell like shit.
辛普森 Yo, Simpson.
失物招領處有幹凈衣服嗎 Any clean clothes in lost and found?
這些可是很嚴重的指控 蒙托亞小姐 These are serious accusations, Miss Montoya.
賽恩尼斯這個姓氏 The Sionis family name
在哥譚市一半的博物館和學校前掛著呢 is on half the museums and schools in Gotham.
這就能讓他免受法律制裁了嗎 警長 And that makes him immune to the law, Captain?
蒙托亞那天的遭遇幾乎和我一樣悲慘了 Montoya's day is going almost as badly as mine.
還記得那個搶了她的升職的人嗎 Remember the guy who stole her promotion?
就是他 That's him.
光昨晚一晚上他就讓人殺了四個人 He had four people killed alone last night.
如果羅曼·賽恩尼斯真這麽神機妙算 If Roman Sionis is such a mastermind,
他怎麽還被自家公司炒了 how'd he get fired from his own fucking company?
傑納斯集團是他爸的公司 謝謝 The Janus Corporation is his father's company, thank you.
順便一提 他被逐出繼承人行列了 And by the way, they cut him off.
地檢辦公室對這件事是什麽立場 Where does the DA's office stand on all this?
更糟糕的是 這位助理地檢 To make matters worse, the assistant DA?
是她的前女友 That's her ex.
證明賽恩尼斯和這些謀殺案有關的證據... The evidence that Sionis is linked to these murders...
有一批貨要來了 There's a shipment coming in.
毒品嗎 Drugs?
-一顆鉆石 -一顆鉆石 - A diamond. - A diamond.
你可真行 蒙托亞 Wow, Montoya.
我們要不要打電話給聯調局求助 Should we call the Feds for backup?
聽著 我在那家夜店有個線人 Listen, I had a source at the club.
他的司機 His driver.
他說羅曼一直在叨叨這件事 He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing.
他還說自己聽到了關於激光加密之類的東西 And he said that he overheard something about laser-encoding.
我做了些調查 Now, I did some research.
我覺得是貝爾蒂內利鉆石 I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.
你還記得貝爾蒂內利滅門案吧 You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right?
歷史小課堂 Quick history lesson.
十五年前 Fifteen years ago,
哥譚市最有錢的黑手黨家族之一被滅門了 one of the wealthiest mafia families in Gotham was gunned down.
是為了奪權 但真正的目標 It was a power grab, but the real target
是貝爾蒂內利家絕密的離岸賬戶 was the Bertinellis' super-secret offshore bank accounts,
據說其相關信息被加密在了 the details of which were said to be encoded
一顆三十克拉的鉆石的原子結構上 in the atomic structure of a 30-carat diamond.
這顆鉆石失蹤了 The rock was lost.
找到它 And with it,
就找到了通向貝爾蒂內利財富的唯一鑰匙 the only key to the Bertinelli fortune.
正因如此羅曼·賽恩尼斯才想搶到它 Which is exactly why Roman Sionis is trying to get his hands on it.
所以他是個非常危險的人物 That's what makes him so dangerous.
他已經在建造一支軍隊了 He's already building an army.
如果他得到了那顆鉆石 If he gets the diamond,
他就有金錢有門路 he'll have all the money and connections
去賄賂他需要的每一個法官 每一個警察 to bribe every single judge and cop he needs
以壟斷這座城市 to get a monopoly on the city.
你剛說你在內部有線人嗎 You said you had someone on the inside?
沒錯 他... Yes. He's...
未知號碼
他現在已經不在那裏了 但... He's no longer there, but...
所以說起來 你手上什麽都沒有 So basically, you have nothing.
你試圖對付 You are trying to go after
哥譚市最不怕打官司也最有錢的家族之一 one of the most litigious and wealthiest families in Gotham,
而你卻只能依賴傳聞和直覺 and all you've got is rumors and a hunch?
地檢辦公室也在試圖立案起訴他 Well, you know, the DA's office is building a case against him, too.
對吧 易小姐 Isn't that right, Miss Yee?
聽著 如果地檢大人想在這件事上出頭 Listen, if the DA is willing to throw himself out in front of this,
-我無所謂 -警長 不是 - it's fine with me. - Captain, no.
聽著 芒羅 Listen, Munroe,
給我找些能指控賽恩尼斯的切實證據 好嗎 find me some tangible connection to Sionis, all right?
-遵命 長官 -等等 等等 警長 - Yes, sir. - Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
這是我的案子 This is my case, okay?
我已經查了六個月了 I've been working on this for six months.
我們需要一些真正能用得上的東西 警探 We need something that we can actually use, Detective.
還有 蒙托亞小姐 我們是有著裝要求的 And, Miss Montoya, we do have a dress code.
我把蛋蛋剃幹凈就為了這嗎
-我很抱歉 但我... -不 - Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... - No.
你這是在拿我的工作亂搞 That is my job you are fucking with.
你什麽毛病 芮妮 What is wrong with you, Renee?
我 他把我的案子給別人了 Me? He gave my case away.
可憐的芮妮 Oh, poor Renee.
不如給你自己倒杯酒喝吧 快到中午了 Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon.
老天 誰他媽給我打電話 Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
-什麽事 -你他媽為什麽不接電話 - What? - Why the fuck haven't you been picking up your phone?
出事了 We've got a situation.
出...出什麽事了 What... What situation?
這件事不是我告訴你的 You didn't hear this from me,
但你得搶在別人之前找到她 but you gotta find her before someone else does.
鉆石在她手上 She's got the diamond,
相信我 羅曼會殺了她的 and trust me, Roman will kill her.
我的鉆石 誰 在誰手上 My diamond? Who? Who's got it?
一個孩子 This kid.
是個扒手 叫卡珊德拉·該隱 She's a pickpocket. Her name's Cassandra Cain.
見鬼了 Holy fuck.
有什麽需要幫忙嗎 Can I help you?
有的 你能幫到我的 Why, yes. Yes, you can.
我是來報告一起可怕的犯罪的 I'm here to report a terrible crime.
是什麽可怕的犯罪 And what terrible crime is that?
這個 This one.
好呀 小夥子們 Hi, boys.
散會咯 Meeting's over.
跑啊 小豬快跑 Run, piggy, run.
卡珊德拉·該隱在哪 Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
等等 等等 我講得不對 Hold up, hold up. I'm telling this all wrong.
倒帶一下 Let's rewind.
要讓你們理解 For you to understand why me,
為什麽我 警察和馬桶上那位女士 the cop, and that dame on the toilet...
她叫卡珊德拉·該隱 Her name's Cassandra Cain.
都在找這位叫該隱的 ...are all looking for this Cain character...
我得帶你回到幾天之前 I gotta take you back a few days,
帶你回到我在黑面具夜店喝到爛醉的那晚 to that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club.
一 周 前
♪ 這是男人的世界 ♪ ♪ This is a man's world ♪
這位是黛娜·蘭斯 This is Dinah Lance.
♪ 但它什麽也不是 ♪ ♪ But it would be nothing ♪
但她更喜歡別人叫她黑金絲雀 But she prefers Black Canary.
♪ 什麽也不是 ♪ ♪ Nothing ♪
她有迷死人的嗓音 She's got a killer voice.
♪ 如果沒有女性的話 ♪ ♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪
但那晚出了其他的岔子 But there was some other shit going down that night.
...像這樣臨時通知 ...short notice like this.
我說的不是貌合神離的搭檔 I'm not talking superficial partnerships.
我說的是你我互相照應 I'm talking you and me having each other's backs.
金獅幫不能大搖大擺地走進哥譚國家銀行 The Golden Lions can't just wander into Gotham National Bank.
我能 I can.
貸款 流動資金 洗錢 Loans, liquidity, laundering.
要是你帶你的人參與進來 Look, if you bring your boys into the fold,
我們一起 要什麽有什麽 there are no limits to what we could achieve together.
我在構建特別的計劃 I'm building something special.
感謝你的邀請 賽恩尼斯先生 I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis.
但恕我直言 But with all due respect,
金獅幫是我們的家族事業 the Golden Lions are a family business.
去他的家庭 無意冒犯 但去他的 Fuck family. All due respect, but fuck that.
家庭就是幻覺 Family's a fucking illusion.
你知道我家給了我什麽嗎 什麽都沒有 You know what my family gave me? Nothing.
我知道傳言怎麽說 I know what everyone says.
"羅曼·賽恩尼斯 "Here comes Roman Sionis.
他是含著銀湯匙出生的" He was handed life on a silver spoon."
"淩晨五點喝金湯力" "我想吃鴨子" "Gin and tonics at 5:00." "I'll have the duck."
諸如此類的 捏造的胡話 Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks.
但你看我現在 But look at me now.
我找到了貝爾蒂內利鉆石 I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
馬上這座城市就是我的了 I'm about to own this city.
不僅是東區 Not just the East End.
我想得很宏偉 寶貝 I am thinking big, baby.
我想讓你跟我一起 And I want you there with me.
建立我們自己的家庭 We could make our own family.
賽恩尼斯先生 Mr. Sionis,
金獅幫在哥譚市運作已經將近一百年了 the Golden Lions have operated in Gotham for nearly 100 years.
我們不需要你的保護 We have no need of your protection.
喬先生
他會後悔的 He's gonna regret that.
你能不能好好考慮一下 就當是為了我 Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me?
跟你那美嬌妻說一說 Run it by that beautiful wife of yours,
後天我們碼頭見 and I'll come see you at the docks, day after tomorrow.
好嗎 Okay?
♪ 這是男人的世界 ♪ ♪ This is a man's world ♪
♪ 但它什麽也不是 ♪ ♪ It would be nothing ♪
♪ 如果沒有女性的話 ♪ ♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪
誰玩得很開心 你們玩得很開心 Who's having a good time? You are.
♪ 迷失在曠野中 ♪ ♪ Lost in the wilderness ♪
餐食還不錯吧 Food is good?
還需要雞尾酒嗎 Do you need any more cocktails?
♪ 迷失在苦澀中 ♪ ♪ Lost in the bitterness ♪
幹杯 祝你們健康 Your good health.
♪ 他迷失在寂寞中 ♪ ♪ He's lost in the loneliness ♪
♪ 他迷失了 ♪ ♪ He's lost ♪
♪ 這是男人的世界 ♪ ♪ This is a man's world ♪
♪ 但它什麽也不是 ♪ ♪ It wouldn't be nothing ♪
♪ 如果沒有女性的話 ♪ ♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪
金絲雀在羅曼的酒吧唱了好多年 Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years.
掌聲 Come on!
他叫她"我的小鳥" He calls her his little bird,
她被他牢牢攥在手心裏 and he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger.
哈莉·奎茵 精神科醫生/殺手/賞金獵人/ 代人遛狗/雇傭兵
給 金絲雀 Here you go, Canary.
謝謝 Thank you.
"雇傭兵"怎麽寫 How do you spell "mercenary"?
雇傭乒... Merceninny...
雇傭乓 Merceran?
哈莉·奎茵 精神科醫生/殺手/賞金獵人/ 代人遛狗/雇傭兵
歌手女士 Singer lady woman!
你真的很棒 You're really, really good.
是啊 Yeah.
你知道什麽是醜角嗎 Know what a harlequin is?
音似"哈莉·奎茵"
化著亂七八糟眼妝的蹩腳小醜 Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup?
醜角的任務 A harlequin's role
是服務 is to serve.
服務觀眾 An audience.
服務主人 A master.
醜角沒有正主就什麽都不是 You know, a harlequin's nothing without a master.
沒人在乎我們其他的身份 And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.
我不知道你覺得我是誰 女士 Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady,
但你說的不是我 but I'm not her.
布丁和我分手了 Puddin' and I broke up.
我誰也沒告訴 I haven't told that to anyone.
是啊 Yeah.
這次斷得一幹二凈了 For good this time.
這是我好久以來第一次 And for the first time in a long time,
獨自一個人 I'm all on my lonesome.
太好了 It's great.
歡迎加入獨身俱樂部 Welcome to the club.
謝謝 Thanks.
別一個人 再喝一杯怎麽樣 Hey, don't be lonesome. How about another drink?
-太好了 -好嗎 - Yes! - Yeah?
-好 -我請你 - Yeah. - It's on me.
-好 上酒 -雙份 - Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots.
我們沒事 We're all good here.
-我不想回家 -不想回嗎 - I don't wanna go home. - Oh, no? No.
不 No.
你想吐就告訴我 Let me know if you're gonna get sick.
你的座駕來了 來吧 Your chariot's arrived. Oh, there you go.
我們不吃早餐嗎 Are we getting breakfast?
哥們 幫我一把 Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
這是我朋友 This is my friend.
我跟你說過... I told you all about...
去開車門 我扶著她 我扶著她 Hey, get the door, man. I got her, I got her.
-好了 -等等 - There we go. - Wait.
這不是小醜的女人嗎 Isn't that Joker's girl?
不再是了 Not anymore.
還能再坐一個人嗎 Got room for one more?
我不需要你幫忙 我搞得定 I don't need your help. I got this.
你搞得定 你確定 You got this? You sure about that?
是啊 怪不得大家都恨你 Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you.
你搞得定 You got this!
你們混蛋 You motherfucker!
瞧瞧 瞧瞧 Well, well, well, well, well, well.
那是我們的蘭斯小姐嗎 Could that be our little Miss Lance?
這麽多年 我還以為 All these years, I thought she was just
她只有漂亮臉蛋和一對鐵肺 a pretty face and a fine set of lungs.
紮斯先生 我有個絕妙的主意 Mr. Zsasz, I've had an amazing idea.
那才是我的小鳥 That's my little bird.
別碰你買不起的東西 先生 Don't touch what you can't afford, mister.
閉嘴 Shut up.
歌女 Oh, songbird.
你的駕駛技術和你的身手一樣好嗎 You drive as good as you fight?
誰問的 Who's asking?
老大 The boss.
你升職了 You're getting promoted.
你是他的司機了 You're his new driver.
謝了 但我唱唱歌就行了 Huh. Thanks, but I think I'm good with the singing gig.
你開車也會開得很好的 You'll be good at the driving gig.
明天早上九點整到這裏 Be here tomorrow. 9:00 a.m. Sharp.
所以金絲雀就這樣獲得了 So, that's how Canary got herself a job
為哥譚市新任教父開車的工作 driving around Gotham's newest Godfather.
我要補充 如若不是在下幫忙 A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant
這個職位可是不會招人的 without the help of yours truly.
早 Morning.
是你想要孩子 You're the one who wanted the kid!
我從沒想要過她 I never wanted her!
讓我猜猜 父母嗎 Let me guess. Parents?
養父母 Foster parents.
對 Right.
抱歉 小鬼 Sorry, kid.
抱歉你個頭 Sorry about your face.
該死 你頭上真的受傷了 Shit, you do have something on your face.
另一個人更慘 You should've seen the other guy.
我要那個該死的崽子滾出我家 I want that kid out of my fucking house!
小鬼 不是每天都會這樣 You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this.
你得堅持住 You just gotta hang in there.
找點東西吃 Get something to eat.
別摻和 不值得 Stay outta that. It's not worth it.
別那麽跟我說話 Don't talk to me like that.
第二周 金絲雀都在 Canary spends the next week
熟悉給羅曼當私人司機的工作 settling in to her new job as Roman's personal driver.
真惡心 走吧 Ew. Okay.
她不知道的是 What she didn't know
給剝臉皮先生開車 is that driving Mr. Face-peely-pants
會讓她正巧位於 was gonna put her right in the crosshairs
我最愛的警察的瞄準鏡中心 of my favorite little piggy.
黛娜·蘭斯 Dinah Lance?
你是誰 Who the hell are you?
我是芮妮·蒙托亞 哥譚警局的警探 I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD.
前一任司機和我達成了協議 Your predecessor and I had an arrangement.
是嗎 Oh, really?
他告訴我有貨要到了 一顆鉆石 He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond.
一顆非常特別的鉆石 A very special diamond.
我不感興趣 女士 謝謝你的咖啡 Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee.
你知道你在為誰工作嗎 Do you know who you're working for?
你說得對 我知道 You're damn right, I do.
就是他給了我一份工作 讓我不用流浪街頭 He's the man who gave me a job. Took me off the streets.
對 他也是個非常危險的人物 Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man.
一個罪犯 一個兇手 A criminal. A murderer.
你媽媽天上有靈 What would your mother think of you
要是知道你為這種人工作會怎麽想 working for a guy like that, huh?
你跟她有相同的能力 You have the same power she had.
她是不是也想讓你好好利用呢 Don't you think she would want you to use it?
你對我媽媽一無所知 The hell do you know about my mother?
以前 她曾經協助過哥譚警局 Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD.
-她是個好人 -是啊 - She was a good woman. - Yeah.
她是個非常好的女人 She was a damn good woman.
那種舍己為人的好女人 The kind of woman who put everyone else's lives before her own.
當她被發現死在路邊時 And when she was found dead in the street,
你人在哪 你們警察又在哪 where the fuck were you and your boys in blue then?
現在你跑上門來 Now you wanna come and knock on my door
叫我幫你 and ask me to help you out
犯下和她當年一樣的錯嗎 and make the same mistake she did?
那祝你好運 Yeah. Good luck with that.
你說得也對 That's fair enough.
很遺憾你失去了她 And I'm sorry for your loss.
我得聲明 For the record,
在我的管轄之下絕對不會再發生這種事 that would never happen on my watch.
斯普蘭橋戰士投響了 The Sprang Bridge Soldiers capituated.
是投降 他們當然投降了 "Capitulated." Of course they did.
我和你說過幹掉喬能殺雞儆猴 I told you that Keo scene would send a message.
是的 老大 It sure did, boss.
太管用了 It sure fucking did.
十字弓殺手 Crossbow Killer
昨晚又出手了 struck again last night.
殺了羅西和他的四個手下 Rossi and four of his guys.
沒有我的允許 誰都不許殺我的小弟 People don't kill people I own without my permission.
為什麽這個十字弓男不知道規矩 Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that?
-你知道 -我知道 - You know that! - I know it.
為什麽這個十字弓男不知道 Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
十字弓男為什麽不是我的小弟 Why don't I own the crossbow guy?
-他應該認你做老大 -我喜歡十字弓 - You should own him. - I mean, I like crossbows.
早上好 早上好 Good morning. Good morning.
-早 -請進 請進 - Morning. - Come in. Come in.
我們剛談了點小事 到處轉轉 We're just finishing up a little business. Look around.
-你遲到了 -沒關系 - You're late. - It's fine.
她應該改天再來 因為她遲到了 Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late?
不 很漂亮吧 No. Isn't this stunning?
那是喬奎人面具 That is a Chokwe mask.
我去剛果金沙薩 I got it when I was embedded
姆岡尼部落時得到的 with the Mbangani tribe in Congo-Kinshasa.
-你去過嗎 -沒去過 - Have you ever been? - I've never been.
-聽說那裏很美 -臟死了 - I've heard it's beautiful. - It's dirty.
來看看這個 Here, look at this.
貨真價實的參沙 也就是幹縮人頭 Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
厄瓜多爾的舒阿爾族 Shuar of Ecuador.
他們都是厲害人物 出奇的溫柔 They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.
-你應該會喜歡他們的 -真的嗎 - I think you might like them. - Really?
他們把敵人的頭煮熟 They boil the heads of their enemies
做成這些小腦袋 and they make these little fellas.
很精致吧 看看 Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
看看這些小耳朵 可愛的發型 Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.
他已經一千歲了 Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
-厲害 -但現在只是我客廳的裝飾品 - Wow. - And now he's just an ornament in my living room.
-惡心 我喜歡 -是嗎 - Ew! I love it. - Yeah?
這是古代針灸模型 These are ancient acupuncture models.
你看到了 他們身上都有針灸穴位 As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points.
我們在山裏挖出來的 And we found these buried in the mountains.
昨晚頂尖化工被炸飛了 Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night.
行 行 我們去找那個十字弓殺手 我知道了 All right, all right, let's find the Crossbow Killer. I get it.
-繼續... -他也是針灸模型嗎 - So... - Is he an acupuncture model, too?
他不是針灸模型 He is not an acupuncture model.
這是我的雕像 This is a statue of me.
是由哥譚市知名藝術家雕刻的 It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...
哈莉·奎茵炸的 Harley Quinn did it.
向小醜示威 叫他去死之類的 Some kind of "fuck you" to the Joker.
他們分手了 They split.
你怎麽回事 維克多 What's wrong with you, Victor?
-這麽重要的事怎麽不先說 -就是 - Talk about burying the lede. - Yeah.
這可是天大的好消息 This is spectacular news!
她不屬於他 她是屬於我的 She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me.
派人去找她 Have the boys go find her.
圍堵她 把她帶回來 我要她 Round her up, bring her back. I want her.
你 我有東西要你去幫我拿 You, I have something I want you to pick me up.
非常重要的東西 Something super-duper important, okay?
-好 -我跟你一起去 - Okay. - I'll go with you.
-跟維克多一起去 -只是去拿東西而已 - Yeah, go with Victor. - It's just a pickup. I mean...
不 他不會傷害你 No, he's harmless.
照做 快去 Do as you're told. Go.
好 我們可以走了 All right. We can go.
給我拿 I'll take that.
賽先生說讓我拿著 Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.
去把車開過來 Go get your car.
這顆鉆石就要變成 That rock. That rock's about to become the key
我能否活著享受新獨立的關鍵 to whether or not I live to enjoy my newfound independence.
放開我 Get off me.
你在這裏幹什麽 What the hell are you doing here?
不是只有你一個人 You're not the only one who makes money
從那些人傻錢多的白人身上賺錢 off of dumb, rich, white people.
知道嗎 Well, you know what?
總有一天你會惹到不該招惹的人的 妹子 One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.
隨便吧 Okay. Whatever.
蠢小鬼 Dumb-ass kids.
借過 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
我真的很喜歡你的耳環 I really like your earrings.
謝謝你 Why, thank you.
就是她 小偷就是她 There's the thief. There's the thief.
放開我 Get off of me!
那小女孩偷了我的手表 That little girl took my watch.
我什麽也沒做 I didn't do nothing.
鉆石去哪了 Where the fuck's the diamond?
我剛剛還拿著 I just fucking had it.
卡珊 Cass!
等等 Wait!
等一下 Wait, wait!
別走 Halt!
媽的 Fuck!
在講故事這個行當裏 In the storytelling business,
這個傻蛋吞了那顆鉆石的行為 this dummy swallowing that diamond
叫做添亂子 is called a complication.
我現在不需要亂子 A complication I didn't exactly need right now.
和談 Parley?
我們把鉆石弄丟了 We lost the diamond.
什麽 What?
真對不起 賽先生 有個小鬼... We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid...
我們根本都沒拿到鉆石 We never even got our hands on it.
救命 Help!
出去 滾出去 Get out! Get out of here!
你也滾 You, too! Go!
帶上你那臭哄哄的熏香 滾蛋 With your fucking sage stinking my place up. Fuck off!
就是她 Here she is.
這是個小鬼 She's a child!
-賽恩尼斯先生 -她只是個孩子 - Mr. Sionis. - She's just a kid.
她...幹什麽 She's... What?
我們照吩咐 把哈莉·奎茵帶到了樓下 We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested.
滾 滾開 Fuck off! Get out.
給我滾 Fucking out!
媽的 那是我的東西 Fuck! These are my things.
-這顆鉆石是我的 -沒錯 - This diamond is my things. - Yes.
我的東西 My things!
操他媽的 我的要求不過分吧 Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do I?
-是的 -為什麽這種事發生在我身上 - No. - Why is this happening to me?
為什麽 Why?
我會幫你拿回鉆石的 I'm gonna get your diamond back.
我保證 I promise.
不如我們下樓幹掉那個賤人哈莉吧 Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch?
出出氣 Blow off a little steam.
我早就想幹掉她了 Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time.
好 我去換衣服 Okay. I'll go get changed.
媽的 卡珊 Shit, Cass.
不管多大的代價 我都要拿回我的鉆石 I don't care what it takes, I want my diamond back.
我們在想辦法 We're working on it.
我們先好好玩玩吧 Now, let's go have a little fun.
哈琳·奎澤爾 Harleen Quinzel.
你好 羅米 Hiya, Romy.
你知道你為什麽在這裏嗎 Do you know why you're here?
姓名 羅曼·賽恩尼斯
說到我和羅曼·賽恩尼斯 When it comes to me and Roman Sionis,
這個問題的回答有很多可能性 there are a lot of possible answers to this question.
冤仇
把他的司機弄殘廢了
打斷他司機的雙腿 Breaking his driver's legs.
有一次我念錯了"意式濃縮" There's that time I called it an "Expresso."
念錯了"意式濃縮"
是女人這個事實就能氣死這個人 Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.
是女人
不停打斷他說話 就像我現在這樣 Constantly interrupting him, like I'm doing right now.
在他的濾水壺裏尿尿
叫他羅米
把口香糖黏在他桌子底下
偷遙控器
叫他"陰道脹氣理查斯"
倒賣傳家之寶
劇透很多電影
搶他風頭
大號沒沖幹凈
有一次打斷他說話
他講笑話我沒笑
忘記墊杯墊
打嗝背字母表
糟蹋他的衛生間
沒把馬桶圈掀上去
吐在他的地毯上
給電視換臺
打碎窗戶
吃了他的午餐
毀了他的嗑藥體驗
放響屁
引起騷動
在他車上塗鴉
燒了他的畫
-你來是因為... -天吶 別說了 - You're here because... - Oh, God, stop.
你要一邊打開一箱子 You're gonna do that thing where you open up
奇怪的酷刑工具 a weird-ass case of torture devices
一邊讓人難以理解地細說你的宏偉計劃 while inexplicably detailing your master plan
還有我怎麽不配合你 and how I don't fit into it.
我正在構建一個更好的... I'm building a better...
說真的 你不必這麽做 真的 Seriously, you don't have to. Really!
你在構建一個犯罪帝國 You're building a criminal empire
因為老爸把你從傑納斯集團趕出去了 because Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.
你覺得這麽做是向他示威 And you think this is a big "Fuck you,"
但其實是為了贏回他的尊重 but in actuality it's a very misguided attempt
這樣做反而會誤入歧途 to win back his respect.
我懂 你真的沒你自己想的那麽復雜 I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think.
你也沒你自己想的那麽聰明 And you're really not as clever as you think,
-因為我現在要割開你的喉嚨 -聖誕老爺 - because now I'm gonna slice your... - Oh, Jesus Christmas.
現在你會說你要殺了我以儆效尤 Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me to set an example.
天吶 你太沒創意了 Christ, you're boring.
-我要殺了你 -媽的 - I wanna kill you... - Shit.
因為沒有了小醜罩著你 ...because without the Joker around,
我可以殺你 I can.
就算你嘰嘰喳喳說個不停 For all your noise and bluster,
但也不過就是個傻姑娘 you're just a silly little girl
沒人在身邊保護你 with no one around to protect her.
-等等 -怎麽 - Wait. - What?
-別殺我 -想得美 - Don't kill me. - Ha! Right.
不不不 說認真的 羅米 羅曼 No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
別這樣 我們肯定可以 Come on. There's gotta be something,
可以想辦法解決的 something we can figure out.
等一下 你丟了東西對吧 Wait, wait! You lost something, right?
你丟了東西 我聽到你說了 You lost something. I heard you say it.
丟了顆鉆石 A diamond.
沒錯 Yeah.
我可以幫你找回鉆石 I can help you find it.
說真的 看看我的口袋 Seriously. Look in my pocket.
另一個口袋 Other pocket.
我要自己創業了 I'm starting up my own business.
哈莉·奎茵 精神科醫生/殺手/賞金獵人 /代人遛狗/雇傭兵/ 失物尋回/人生導師
看到上面寫什麽嗎 倒數第二行 See what it says? Second from the bottom.
沒人比我對東區更了若指掌 I know the East End better than anybody.
你想把這鉆石找回來嗎 我在行 You want this diamond back? I'm your gal.
J先生有次丟了張 Mr. J once lost a rare photograph
埃莉諾·羅斯福的罕見裸照 of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
我在羅賓森公園的一個鳥巢裏找到了 and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park.
你要是放我走 If you let me go,
就暫時的 我會幫你把鉆石拿回來 just for now, I'll get you that rock back.
你還能失去什麽 要是你的人先找到了 What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first,
我發誓 你到時候殺我也不遲 swear to God, you can kill me later.
跟你拉鉤 心劃十字 以屁起誓 Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.
你太煩人了 You're so tiresome!
你如果要我饒你一命 If you want my mercy,
封好你臉中央那個洞 給我聽好 shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen.
你要去把我的鉆石拿回來 You're gonna get me my diamond.
♪ 手上一吻或許通用 ♪ ♪ A kiss on the hand may be quite continental ♪
Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
歌曲及場景源自瑪麗蓮·夢露主演的 1953年的電影《紳士愛美人》
♪ 但鉆石才是姑娘的摯愛 ♪ ♪ But diamonds are a girl's best friend ♪
♪ 一吻或許隆重 ♪ ♪ A kiss may be grand ♪
♪ 但吻也付不了那公寓的房租 ♪ ♪ But it won't pay the rental on your humble flat ♪
♪ 付不了快餐店的飯錢 ♪ ♪ Or help you at the automat ♪
♪ 鉆石 ♪ ♪ Diamonds ♪
我會等著的 I will be waiting.
♪ 鉆石 ♪ ♪ Diamonds ♪
羅米 羅曼 Romy, Roman.
我會等著的 I will be waiting.
♪ 但是鉆石 ♪ ♪ But diamonds ♪
♪ 鉆石才是姑娘的摯愛 ♪ ♪ Diamonds are a girl's best ♪
你要在今天午夜前送來 I'll give you till midnight.
否則我就割下你這張漂亮的小臉蛋 And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face
腌制保存 and pickle it.
懂嗎 Okay?
你們可以說我老套 Call me old-fashioned,
但我一直以為 but I always thought the guy
應該是男人給姑娘鉆石 was meant to get the girl a diamond.
我不會讓你失望的 羅米 我保證 I won't let you down, Romy. I promise.
就定價五十萬好了 Let's make it half a mil.
有人跟她競爭 這事會有趣很多 It's more fun if she's got competition.
給哥譚市所有雇傭兵發懸賞令 Send it to every mercenary in Gotham.
你就是那個沒人想聽的歌手 Hey, you're that singer no one listens to.
你就是那個沒人喜歡的混球 Hey, you're the asshole no one likes.
懸賞五十萬 "卡珊" 卡珊德拉·該隱
老天 誰他媽給我打電話 什麽事 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?
出事了 We've got a situation.
有個孩子 鉆石在她手上 This kid, she's got the diamond.
她叫卡珊德拉·該隱 Her name's Cassandra Cain.
見鬼了 Holy fuck.
卡珊德拉·該隱在哪 Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
好了 講明白了 Okay. Now we're good.
七號牢房 Cell seven.
謝謝 小可愛 真討人喜歡 Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
通緝 回旋鏢隊長
我認識那家夥 Hey, I know that guy.
曾出現在《自殺小隊》中
拒絕訪問 拒絕訪問 Access denied. Access denied.
拒絕訪問
拒絕訪問 拒絕訪問 Access denied. Access denied.
拒絕訪問 拒絕訪問 拒絕 Access denied. Access denied. Denied.
拒絕 拒絕 拒絕 Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied.
這就好了 Perfect.
灑水器故障
站住 站住 Hold up, hold up.
-記得我嗎 -她偷了我的車 - Remember me? - She stole my car!
-哈莉·奎茵 -奎茵 - Harley Quinn. - Hey, Quinn!
-有本事放我們出來 -當我不在 大夥們 - Let us out, see what happens. - Don't mind me, guys.
-你殺了我的毛絲鼠 -我是來找那個小鬼的 - You killed my chinchilla! - Here for the kid.
怎麽 姑娘 托你的福老子才在這裏 What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here!
行吧 抱歉了 Yeah, sorry about that.
-你死定了 -我要殺了你 奎茵 - You're dead! - I'm gonna kill you, Quinn!
小鬼 Hey, kid.
-你是輪滑賽那瘋子 -對 是我 - You're that psycho from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah.
你是卡珊德拉·該隱嗎 Are you Cassandra Cain?
對 Yeah.
門鎖故障
你得告訴我... I need to know where...
稍等一下 Hold, please.
哈莉 Harley...
抓到你了 小混蛋 I got you, you little shit.
你們是什麽人 Who are you guys?
快跑 快跑 Go, go, go.
小鬼要抓活的 Keep the kid alive.
幫我一把 A little help.
她就非得一直逃跑嗎 Does she have to keep running?
羅曼 你個有錢的混蛋 Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.
懸賞五十萬 "卡珊" 卡珊德拉·該隱
是你 You!
離那孩子遠點 Step away from the kid.
丟了 Drop it.
手機嗎 The phone?
行啊 Sure.
很好 你醒了 Oh, good. You're awake.
幫我丟一下 行嗎 Toss that for me, will ya?
姓名
某個長得像弗裏達·卡羅的混蛋
墨西哥女畫家
冤仇
恨我
賞金
什麽情況 What the fuck?
我剛炸了誰 Who did I just blow up?
要不然是個想殺我的人 Either someone who wants me dead,
要不然是想要取你首級 or someone looking to collect
去領五十萬賞金的人 the half-million dollar reward on your head.
五十萬美元 Half a million dollars?
沒錯 Yeah.
你覺得我長得像值五十萬嗎 Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars?
-不太像 -你抓錯小孩了 - Not really. - You've got the wrong kid.
快點給我解開 Now, uncuff me.
可以啊 Sure.
只要你把鉆石給我 As soon as you give me the diamond.
什麽鉆石 What diamond?
去你媽的 Fuck you!
看著我 Look at me.
幹嘛 What?
我可不知道什麽鉆石 I don't know nothing about no diamond.
你語調中有變化 The inflection in your voice,
你沒法跟我有視線接觸 the way you can't hold eye contact,
你還是個骯臟的小偷 and the fact that you're a filthy little thief,
全都表明你清楚得很 all suggest that you do.
你可以直接給我 不然我也可以 Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you
把你交給鉆石的主人 to the man that diamond belongs to.
不過相信我 你肯定不會喜歡 But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like
他會對你做的事 what he's gonna do to ya.
快點 給我 Now, hand it over.
這事不可能 Yeah, not gonna happen.
-再說一遍 -我說不行 - Come again? - I said I can't.
你再說一遍 One more time.
-我沒法給你 -為什麽 - I can't give it to you. - Why not?
因為我吞了 行了吧 Because I ate it, okay?
強力瀉藥
很好 Yes.
我們在這裏幹什麽 What are we even doing here?
有兩種辦法可以把鉆石從你肚子裏取出來 There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya.
這種 This way,
或者這種 or this way.
我也覺得 That's what I thought.
再說了 我家沒吃的了 Also, I'm outta groceries.
你當雇傭兵多久了 So, how long you been a mercenary?
你從哪裏拿到 Hey, where did you get...
你一直忙著看我的右手 You're so busy looking at my right hand,
你想都沒想過我的左手 you haven't even thought about my left.
你的左手跟我的手銬在一起 Your left hand is cuffed to mine.
我得學學這招 I'll have to learn that one.
我們能買這個嗎 Can we get this?
你沒打算逃跑吧 You're not gonna try to run, are you?
聽好 要是我真的值五十萬 Look, if there's really a half mil on my head,
我覺得我最好還是 I figure I'm better off with
跟不會把我開膛破肚的人待在一起 the person who's not gonna cut me open.
行吧 但你要是想跑 我會殺了你的 Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.
我才不在乎你是不是孩子 I do not care that you're a kid.
我看見了 I saw that.
不過說真的 你怎麽取得現在的成就的 Seriously though, how'd you get to be here?
在高大上的商店買東西 I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores,
賺大錢 自己當老板 you're making bank, you have your own business.
你怎麽做到的 告訴我吧 How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.
女人之間的秘密 Woman to woman.
小偷小摸是不錯 但是我有真正的潛力 Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential.
我要怎麽變得跟你一樣 I mean, how do I be like you?
瘋狂的部分不用 其他的教教我 Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that.
第一 沒人跟我一樣 Number one, no one is like me.
哪怕只是跟我接近 If you wanted to even come close,
都得先去上醫學院 you would have to go to medical school.
成為精神科醫生 在瘋人院工作 Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.
愛上你的病人 Fall in love with your patient,
幫上述病人逃離上述瘋人院 break said patient out of said asylum.
開始犯罪生涯 Begin a life of crime.
跳進一桶化學物質裏跟一個瘋子證明自己 Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman.
被蝙蝠俠逮捕 Get arrested by the Batman.
去坐牢 脖子上套著炸彈出獄 Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck.
《自殺小隊》情節
拯救世界 回去坐牢 然後越獄 Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail
最後跟之前提到的瘋子分手 before breaking up with the aforementioned madman
自立門戶 and going out on your own.
第二 Number two...
一瓶插了根黃瓜的自來水 Six bucks for tap water
竟然賣六塊錢 with a fucking cucumber stick in it?
這才是瘋了 That's crazy.
我才不是在這家店買東西 I'm not shopping at this store.
我是在這家店搶東西 I'm robbing this store.
把這當作你的第一堂課 Consider this your first lesson.
蠢貨才付錢 Paying is for dummies.
讓開 Move it!
醫生餐廳
這是醫生餐廳 這是醫生 This is Doc's Place. And this is Doc.
姓名 醫生
冤仇 無
蓮花 Lotus flower!
-醫生 你好嗎 -我很好 - Hiya, Doc. How are ya? - Good.
他是我從來沒有過的中國臺灣祖父 He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had.
他知道所有事 認識所有人 He knows everything and everyone.
我跟你說 這附近發生什麽事 Nothing happens around here, let me tell you,
醫生都會知道的 without Doc knowing about it.
而且他碰巧是唯一一個 And he happens to be the only person
真正關心我的人 who actually cares about me.
-我關心你嗎 -你可關心了 - I do? - Yes, you do.
她點變態辣的32號菜很多年了 She's been ordering #32 with extra chili for many years.
第二課 Lesson number two,
吃32號菜一定要變態辣 you always want extra chili with #32.
32號 蒙古牛肉
這樣就嘗不出他的爛廚藝了 So you don't have to taste his cooking.
蓮花 趁沒人看見 你快上樓 Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees.
所有人都在找你 還有你 Everyone's looking for you. And you.
我們知道 We know.
我告訴你 你要是想讓男孩子尊重你 I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you,
你得讓他們知道你是認真的 you have to show them that you're serious.
炸點東西 槍擊個人 Blow something up. Shoot someone.
男人都會註意到暴力的 Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence.
把門關上 鎖起來 Shut that door. Lock it.
手腳放幹凈點 懂嗎 Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay?
這個地方... This place...
不怎麽樣 但也比監獄牢房好吧 Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell.
也太酷了 ...is so fucking dope.
我去 浴缸裏是一只鬣狗嗎 Shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
我以那個壯男韋恩給它取名為布魯斯 I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
它是我的小可愛 是吧 He's my little dumpling, aren't you?
是不是呀 我的小寶貝 Aren't you, my little baby?
是不是呀 布魯斯 是的 Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
我愛你 I love you.
我可從沒說過 我對你們的愛是同等的 I never said that. I love you both equally.
誰 那位 她是卡珊 Who, that? It's Cass.
你真可愛 You're so pretty.
這是誰 Who's this?
是一只海貍 It's a beaver.
布魯斯想吃點好的嗎 布魯斯想吃點好的嗎 Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat?
這是什麽 What's this?
那是藝術品 別碰 It's art. Don't touch.
他是你的前任嗎 He your ex or something?
你不認識他 You don't know who that is?
小醜 The Joker.
犯罪王子小醜 The Clown Prince of Crime?
我的前任瘋子搭檔 My former partner in madness?
仇恨小醜 屠殺小醜 The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide?
你從沒聽說過他 You've never heard of him?
聽著就像個混蛋 Well, sounds like a dick.
牛奶 Milk.
我不是心軟什麽的 但得承認 I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit,
有個小鬼在身邊還是挺好的 it was kinda nice having the kid around.
我要一份32號 微辣 Give me a #32. Mild.
好的 Yeah, sure.
聽說你認識這個爛城市裏的各色人渣
我需要你幫我找到一個人
我好像誰都認識 除了你
你是誰 Who are you?
他們叫我... They call me...
女... H...
我錯了 應該先介紹你的 My bad. I should've introduced you.
我會快速說完 I'll make it quick.
認識一下哥譚市最富有 Meet the daughter of the richest,
最有權勢的黑手黨老大的女兒 most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.
海倫娜·貝爾蒂內利 Helena Bertinelli.
對 就是那個貝爾蒂內利 Yep, that Bertinelli.
有一天 她回到家發現 One day, she comes home to find
全家人都在客廳裏 her whole family in the living room.
媽媽 Momma.
所有流著貝爾蒂內利家族的血的人都在 Anyone and everyone with Bertinelli blood is there.
那位 那位是斯特法諾·加蘭特 And that? That's Stefano Galante.
搶奪貝爾蒂內利家族的 The guy making the play for
勢力和財富的人 the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
其中一位打手發現這孩子還活著 When one of the goons finds the kid alive,
這位心軟的大塊頭把她偷偷帶走 the big softy sneaks her outta there
藏在了西西裏島 and hides her away in Sicily.
她在那裏由這個人的父親和兄弟養大 Where she is raised by his own father and brother.
後兩位都是殺手 Both assassins.
她在接下來的十五年裏只想著復仇 She spends the next 15 years thinking only of revenge.
她開始了訓練 So, she starts training.
等她準備好時 When she was ready,
我說的"準備好"是指 and by "ready" I mean
成為一個殺人不眨眼的殺人機器 a badass motherfucking killing machine,
她搬回哥譚市 she moves back to Gotham.
開始完成殺戮名單 Starts working on that kill list.
殺人她沒問題 但其他的呢 She has the murder stuff down, but the rest?
你知道我是誰嗎 Do you know who I am?
還在努力中 Still a work in progress.
你知道我是誰嗎 Do you know who I am?
十字弓殺手 The Crossbow Killer.
他們叫我... They call me...
十字弓殺手 The Crossbow Killer.
他們叫我... They call me...
十字弓殺手 The Crossbow Killer?
他們叫我... They call me...
女獵人 Huntress.
女 獵 人
她自稱女獵人 She calls herself Huntress.
要我說的話 真是太酷了 Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.
你找誰呢 And who are you looking for?
這夜店不錯 Great club.
奎茵抓到那個女孩了 Quinn got the girl.
然後呢 And?
然後她倆一起消失了 And they disappeared.
操 Fuck!
她在笑什麽 What is she laughing at?
她在嘲笑我嗎 Is she laughing at me?
是的 She is.
不 她沒有 她... No, she's not. She's...
你在笑什麽 艾麗卡 What are you laughing at, Erika?
羅曼 我說給你聽 Roman, you gotta hear this.
-太好笑了 -站到桌子上 - It's hilarious. - Get on the table.
你也太瘋了吧 You're being a total kook.
給我站到桌子上 Get on the fucking table.
這是我的夜店 馬上站上去 This is my club. Get up now.
-好吧 -快點 - Okay. - Now.
好了 跳舞 Now, dance.
跳舞 跳啊 艾麗卡 Dance. Dance, Erika!
好吧 Okay.
這裙子也太醜了 This dress is fucking hideous.
脫掉 Take it off.
把你的裙子脫了 Take your dress off.
站起來 給她割開裙子 Get up there and fucking cut it off her.
快點啊 Do it now!
把她的裙子給我脫了 Take her fucking dress off.
直接撕下來 快點 Just rip it off her. Hurry up!
快點 Hurry up!
-快動手 -對不起 對不起 - Fucking do it. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
快點 Do it.
好了 真美 Yeah. Beautiful.
你不會背叛我吧 You wouldn't betray me, would you?
我只是要去找那個女孩 I was just gonna go look for the girl.
不用 不用 我想讓你在這裏陪我 No, no, no. I want you to stay here with me.
我想讓你待在我身邊 I want you to stay here with me close.
你讓我安心 我的小鳥 You soothe me, little bird.
很好 你拿到了 Good. You got it.
你追蹤短信了嗎 Did you trace the messages?
你從犯罪現場偷證據 You stole evidence from an active crime scene,
然後寄到我的辦公室 and then had it sent to my office.
芮妮 你在想什麽 Renee, what were you thinking?
懸賞那個孩子的人是羅曼 Roman is the one that put a price on the kid's head.
好吧 我必須這麽做 Okay? I had to.
我現在沒空解釋... I can't get into it right now...
芮妮 你需要幫助 Renee, you need help.
你在說什麽 What are you talking about?
她說得對 She's right.
你是個好警察 蒙托亞 但你迷失了方向 You are a good cop, Montoya, but you've lost your way.
什麽 What?
對不起 好吧 I'm sorry. Okay?
你讓我別無選擇 You gave me no choice.
-你出賣了我 -對不起 - Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry.
你被停職了 You're suspended.
把你的警徽和槍交出來 Your badge and your gun, now.
如果你看過什麽警匪片的話 If you've ever watched any cop movie ever,
就會明白現在開始才是關鍵 you know that this is when shit gets real.
警察什麽都不在乎 What's the point of the badge,
還要警徽幹什麽 when it means fuck all anyway?
對吧 警長 Right, Captain?
警察都是在被停職後 No cop ever gets anything done
才有所作為的 until after they've been suspended.
本來我應該擔心的 Which would've had me worried,
但我還有更急迫的事 only I had more pressing concerns.
所以你永遠都不應該 And that is why you should never partake
繳納聯邦所得稅 in paying federal income taxes.
你會碰到指甲油的 You'll ruin your nails.
謝謝 Thank you.
繼續 第37課 Anyway, lesson 37.
為什麽... Why...
你說他們找不到我們的 You said they wouldn't find us.
冷靜 沒人知道我們在這 Chillax. No one knows we're here.
哈琳·奎澤爾 我是哥譚警察 Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.
好吧 他們知道 Okay. So they know.
趕緊溜 Let's scram.
開門 Open the door.
要命啊 海貍 場面失控了 Holy back door, Beavy. This is getting outta hand.
布魯斯 過來 Bruce, come here.
我聽到你在裏面 開門 I can hear you! Open the door.
那是什麽 What is that?
地獄裏見吧 哈莉 See you in hell, Harley!
姓名 冤仇
到桌子下面去 Get under the table!
布魯斯 布魯斯 Bruce? Bruce!
過來 別 Come here! No!
布魯斯 Bruce?
過來 布魯斯 Come here, boy. Bruce?
布魯斯 Bruce?
說不通啊 This doesn't make sense.
沒道理 我不明白 It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.
沒人知道我們在這 No one knew we were here.
沒人知道我們在這 除了... No one knew we were here, except...
醫生 Doc.
我的天 醫生 My God. Doc?
全年無休 堂食外賣
醫生 他在哪 Doc? Where is he?
醫生 Doc?
我找不到布魯斯 我找不到它 我... I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I...
不 No.
對不起 蓮花 I'm sorry, lotus flower.
你出賣了我 You sold me out?
太多人給我開出了太高的價 Too many people offering me too much money.
我現在都有錢再開一家新的餐館了 I have enough now to open up a new restaurant.
一家好餐館 A really nice one.
但是 醫生 But, Doc,
是我啊 it's me.
都是生意而已 It's just business.
接來下的事並不美好 This next bit ain't very pretty.
-你說得對 -哈莉 - You're right. - Harley?
他說得對 He's right.
生意就是生意 Business is business.
小鬼在我手上 I've got the kid.
但我需要重新商討我們的條件 But I'm gonna need to renegotiate the terms of our deal.
我把她交給你後 If I hand her over,
所有追殺我的人都要收手 I want everyone who's after me to back off.
奎茵 立刻把鉆石交給我 Quinn, bring me the rock now
我就保證你的安全 and I guarantee your safety.
這城裏我說了算 我會保護你的 I own this town. You'll have my protection.
好吧 Fine.
一小時後在娛樂街陷阱奇幻屋見面 Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour.
別評頭論足了 Quit judging.
紮斯 Zsasz!
來吧 小鬼 Come on, kid.
我給你找個安全地方 Let's get you somewhere safe.
找到她們了 We got them.
小鳥 Little bird!
你今晚要替紮斯先生開車 You're gonna be driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
去娛樂街陷阱奇幻屋 Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap.
一定要留活口嗎 Do we have to bring them back?
我覺得你對付得了兩個小姑娘 I think you can manage a couple of little girls.
把鉆石帶回來就行 Just bring me back my diamond.
未知發件人 娛樂街陷阱奇幻屋 速來
怎麽了 What is it?
沒什麽 Nothing.
未知發件人 在那裏碰頭
靠邊停車 Pull over.
什麽 What?
立刻給我停車 Pull the fucking car over now.
我要上廁所 I gotta take a leak.
她背叛了你 老大 她背叛了你 She betrayed you, boss. She betrayed you.
你確定 Are you sure?
你的小鳥是個該死內鬼 Your little bird's a fucking rat.
你想讓我殺了她嗎 You want me to kill her?
不 No.
不 不 No. No.
我去找你 I'll come to you.
我以為我們是朋友 而你... I thought we were friends. And you...
你也看到那麽多人追殺我了 You saw what it's like for me out there.
我別無選擇 I didn't have a choice.
如果你在他來之前拉出來 那就萬事大吉了 And if you go before he gets here, everything will be fine.
哈莉 Harley.
對不起 小鬼 真心的 I'm sorry, kid. I am.
好快 That was fast.
她在... She's in...
卡珊德拉·該隱在哪 Where's Cassandra Cain?
又是你 You? Again?
你喝多了 Are you drunk?
來 Come on.
好 Okay.
正中胸部 Right in the tit.
卡珊德拉·該隱在哪 Where's Cassandra Cain?
卡珊 Cass.
你毀了我的三明治 You killed my sandwich!
再見 小鳥 Bye-bye, birdie.
不公平 No fair.
那真有必要嗎 Was that really necessary?
你沒有我了解她 You don't know her like I do.
卡珊 Cass?
謝天謝地 Oh, thank God.
我帶你離開這裏 I'm gonna get you outta here.
她真把你捆在馬桶上了 Did she really tape you to a damn toilet?
真好 This is nice.
你還清醒 You're still conscious.
你還有知覺 You can still feel?
看著我 這下你是個好姑娘了嗎 Look at me. Are you a good girl, now?
"我是個好姑娘 我是個好姑娘" "I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl."
每次我親手 I got one
送一只小鳥離開這個世界 for all the little birds
我都文一個文身 I helped fly away from this world.
我給你留了個特別位置 I'm saving a special spot for you.
就在這裏 Right here.
你得安靜點 You're gonna have to be quiet.
你們在做什麽 What are you guys doing?
西梅汁
我知道鉆石在哪裏了 I know where the diamond is.
還在你體內嗎 Is that rock still inside you?
老天 Oh, God.
停下 Stop.
搞什麽 紮斯 The hell, Zsasz?
把她開膛破肚 Cut her open.
別胡鬧了 Stop fucking around.
你聽見了 You heard me.
把她開膛破肚 Cut her fucking open.
不 等等 她只是個孩子 Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid.
你是個骯臟的內鬼 You're a filthy fucking rat.
我是內鬼 I'm a rat?
我早知道你不可信任 羅曼的小鳥 I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird.
你這該死的小鳥 You little fucking bird.
所以他才需要我替他留神 That's why he needs me to look out for him.
所以他才需要我照顧 That's why he needs me to take care of him.
你知道你只是太多疑了 紮斯 You know you're just being paranoid, Zsasz.
是嗎 Yeah?
向我證明 Prove it to me.
把她的小肚子剖開 Rip open her little tummy.
這不可能 Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
馬上動手 把她開膛 Now! Rip it open!
你這渣滓 You piece of shit!
不許動 Freeze!
誰也不許動 Don't fucking move.
你他媽是誰 Who the fuck are you?
去把那小鬼帶來 Go get the kid.
好 All right.
退後 Back the fuck up!
-離我遠點 你們全都是 -把那玩意放下來 - Get away from me. All of you. - Put that shit down.
沖他們開槍 小鬼 Shoot them, kid.
你 把那愚蠢的羅賓漢玩意放下 You, put that stupid-ass Robin Hood piece of shit down!
-卡珊 沒事的 冷靜... -別動 - Cass, it's okay. Just calm... - Don't move!
好 Okay.
我不知道這是怎麽回事 I don't know what the fuck is going on.
但我知道這個人渣 But I know that this shit stick...
剛剛想把我開膛 just tried to gut me.
而你 And you.
我還以為你不一樣 Thought you were different.
對不起 小鬼 I'm sorry, kid.
看來我就是個壞人 I'm just a terrible person, I guess.
我重振旗鼓了 Ooh, I'm back.
我感覺我剛剛闖入了 Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on
我完全不關心的局面 something I don't give two shits about.
那家夥死了 所以我要走了 行嗎 This guy's dead, so I'm just gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
不 等等 她撒謊 她是賽恩尼斯的手下 No. Wait. She's lying. She works for Sionis.
什麽 我是賽恩尼斯的手下 Excuse me? I work for Sionis?
我不會讓你把那小鬼賣給他的 I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.
我不是要把那小鬼賣給他 I wasn't going to sell the kid.
我是要用那小鬼做交易 I was going to trade the kid.
對 好保住你自己 對嗎 Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
我自己也不覺得光榮 I'm not proud of what I did,
但半個城市都在追殺我 but I had half the city after me.
包括該死的十字弓殺手 Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.
我不是十字弓殺手 I'm not the Crossbow Killer!
他們叫我... They call me...
海倫娜·貝爾蒂內利 Helena Bertinelli.
該死的 For fuck's sake.
貝爾蒂內利滅門案那個嗎 As in the Bertinelli massacre?
媽呀 了不得的童年陰影 Sheesh kebab. That is childhood trauma, right there.
我殺了加蘭特 I killed Galante.
我殺了他的行刑隊 I killed his firing squad.
我殺了維克多·紮斯 I killed Victor Zsasz.
現在我完事了 And now I'm done.
幹得好 Bravo.
你們不介意的話 我要走了 So if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave now.
我真不想告訴你殘忍的真相 甜心 I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart,
但你的事情還沒完 but you are not done.
你覺得是誰資助了加蘭特奪權行動 Who do you think funded galante's little power grab, huh?
加蘭特是和塞恩尼斯合作 Galante was working with Sionis.
羅曼殺了你全家就為了找那顆鉆石 Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock.
你覺得他不會殺了這小鬼 You don't think he's gonna kill this kid?
那顆鉆石是我們阻止他的唯一機會 That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.
夥計們 你們得看看這個 You guys. Hey, I think you should see this.
是賽恩尼斯 It's Sionis.
我們倒大黴了 We're fucked.
他帶了支軍隊來 He bought himself an army.
他們都是沖我來的 They're all here for me.
是不是 Aren't they?
-不是 -不是嗎 - No. - They're not?
不是 他們不是沖你來的 No, they're not.
你們知道那是什麽意思嗎 Do you know what that means?
意思是他不僅僅為那小鬼而來 That means he's not just after the kid anymore.
他是為我們所有人而來 He's after all of us.
他當然是沖我來的 我搶了他的東西 He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him.
你背叛了他 你殺了他的好夥計 You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF.
而你傻到要對他立案偵查 And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him.
除非我們都想要慘死 So, unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths
然後讓羅曼搜索這小鬼的腸子 and let Roman go finger-fishing in the kid's intestinal tract,
不然我們就得合作 we're gonna have to work together.
和你 With you?
對 Yeah.
我們得合作 We're gonna work together,
我們要從這裏全身而退 行嗎 and we'll get outta here in one piece, okay?
行 Okay.
好吧 可以 Yeah. Okay.
行吧 Sure.
好 Yes!
但我們需要一些厲害武器 But we are gonna need some serious hardware.
這些可以嗎 Will this do?
不可以 No.
完全不可以 Not at all.
我們死定了 我們都死定了 We're dead. We're fucking dead.
那個討厭的混球 他居然全拿走了 That slimy jizznozzle! I can't believe he took it all!
我們完了 We're fucked.
-見鬼 -來看看這些 - Fuck! - Uh, there's this.
好 Okay.
朋友們 兄弟們 哥譚市的男人們 Friends, brothers, men of Gotham.
我資助你們 我保護你們 I have funded you. I've protected you.
我給你們擦屁股 讓你們免受牢獄之災 I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail.
現在是時候回報我了 Well, now it's time to say thank you.
給那些小婊子們點厲害 Go show those little bitches
讓她們知道不能招惹羅曼·塞恩尼斯 you don't mess with Roman Sionis.
活捉那個女孩 賞金五十萬 Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive.
其他隨便殺 The rest you can kill.
牛逼 Dope.
不不不 這件不行 Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
有紀念意義 試試這件 Sentimental value. Try this.
你開玩笑吧 You're kidding.
什麽 把兩姐妹撐起來 What? Gotta take care of the girls.
這不好玩嗎 就像睡衣派對一樣 Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover.
我們應該叫披薩 調酒 We should order pizza. Make cosmos.
-哈莉 專心點 -好 - Harley, focus. - Okay. Yeah.
不錯啊 你這套弓箭 Hey, nice. What the hell is up
有什麽說法嗎 with this bow and arrow shtick?
這不是弓箭 It's not a fucking bow and arrow.
這是十字弓 我不是十二歲 It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
我喜歡這姑娘 她好暴躁 I love this chick. She's got rage issues.
我才不暴躁 I don't have rage issues.
心理學上認為 You know, psychologically speaking,
復仇很少能帶來我們想要的宣泄 vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
是 Yeah.
準備好了嗎 壞蛋們就在外面 Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.
見鬼 蹲下 Shit. Get down.
從這裏下去 Down here!
卡珊 Cass!
-跟我來 -快走 快走 - Follow me! - Go, go, go, go!
快 Go!
天啊 Holy shit!
怎麽 What?
你太酷了 You are so cool.
走了 這邊 Okay. This way.
準備好 女士們 Get ready, ladies.
別擔心 你能撐過去的 Don't worry. You're gonna make it.
-知道嗎 -好 - Okay? - Okay.
什麽鬼 快走 快走 What the... Go! Go, go, go!
操 Fuck.
該死 Shit.
該死 Shit!
混蛋 Motherfucker.
放開我 Let me go!
抓到你了 Gotcha.
這邊 This way!
快來 沒事的 過來 Come on. Come on. It's okay. Come on.
你不該看到這個 You shouldn't have to see this.
給 幫我保管這個 好嗎 Here, hold on to this for me, okay?
只需要想著這個 That's all you think about.
閉上眼睛 緊緊握住 知道嗎 Just close your eyes and hold it tight. Okay?
趴下 快 你會安全的 Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe.
金絲雀 Canary!
你還好嗎 You okay?
我們得走這邊 We gotta go this way!
還來 More?
她怎麽還有時間換鞋 When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change?
快走 Come on.
多謝 Thanks.
蹲下 Duck!
-要發圈嗎 -要 - Hair tie? - Yeah.
操 Fuck!
我來 I got him!
回來 小鬼 Get back here, kid!
小鬼在誰那裏 Who's got the kid?
蹲下 Get down!
拜托 不要了 Please, no more.
原諒我了嗎 So, forgive me yet?
別碰我 Get off me.
還有誰餓了 我知道一個賣玉米卷的好地方 Anyone else hungry? I know a great taco spot.
-我快餓死了 -我喜歡玉米卷 - I'm starving. - I love tacos.
真的嗎 Really?
趴下 快趴下 Down! Get down!
你沒事的 你沒事的 You're okay. You're okay.
呼吸 保持呼吸 讓我看看 Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it.
放開我 Get off!
我來救你 I got you.
這下高興穿這件了吧 又性感又防彈 Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof.
哈莉 不要 放開我 Harley! No! Get off me!
哈莉 Harley!
他們抓了小鬼 該死 They got the kid. Shit!
不能讓他們抓走她 我相信你 We can't let them get her. I trust you.
-一顆子彈 -救救我 - One bullet? - Please help me!
誰還有子彈嗎 Has anyone got any bullets?
該死 我沒了 Fuck. I'm out.
我出不去 我需要穿過去 I can't get out there. I just need to get through.
-我們必須走 必須行動 -該死 - We gotta go. We gotta move. - Shit.
各位 他們上車了 Guys, they're in the car.
他們要走了 They're getting away.
-進去 -放開我 - Get in there! - Get off!
該死 我沒箭了 Shit! I'm out.
快想辦法 他們包圍過來了 Guys, come on. They're closing in.
金絲雀 你知道你必須做什麽 Canary, you know what you have to do!
捂上耳朵 你最好把她帶回來 Cover your ears! You better get her back.
我就說她有迷死人的嗓音 Told ya she had a killer voice.
需要帶你一程嗎 Need a ride?
打她 Get her!
給我借點力 Whip me!
什麽 What?
-給我借點力 -好 - Whip me! - Okay.
小鬼 Kid!
哈莉 Harley!
開槍 Shoot her!
哈莉 Harley!
踩剎車 Hit the brakes!
不 No!
小鬼 Kid!
創始人碼頭
哈莉 Harley!
我們都喜歡戲劇性 不是嗎 Well, we always did share a love of the dramatic. Didn't we?
瞧瞧我們現在 And look at us now.
你不明白嗎 你想殺了我 But don't you see? You're trying to kill me.
而我是唯一能保護你的人 I'm the only one who can protect you!
你明知靠自己活不了 奎茵 You know you can't stand on your own, Quinn.
你不是那種人 You're not the type!
可我呢 你需要我 But me? You need me!
羅米寶貝 問題是 Here's the thing, Romy baby.
你的保護是基於人們害怕你 Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you.
就像他們害怕J先生 Just like they're scared of Mr. J.
但他們應該怕的是我 But I'm the one they should be scared of.
不是你 不是J先生 Not you, and not Mr. J.
因為我是牛炸天的哈莉·奎茵 'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
該死 Shit.
真是太尷尬了 That was super embarrassing.
確實是 Sure was.
你以為你能打敗我 你真是白癡 You think you can beat me? You're a fucking moron.
對不起 小鬼 I'm sorry, kid.
抱歉我曾想把你賣了 And I'm sorry I tried to sell you.
那挺混蛋的 That was a dick move.
無論如何 For what it's worth,
你讓我想成為一個不那壞的人 you made me want to be a less terrible person.
如果我們要相互道歉 我也該告訴你件事 If we're apologizing for shit, I should tell you something.
誰讓你說話了 Excuse me!
我偷了你的東西 I stole something from you.
你個手腳不幹凈的小壞蛋 You slippery-fingered little turd.
我偷了你的戒指 I took your ring.
戒指 My ring?
牛逼 Dope.
卡珊 哈莉 Cass! Harley!
我們沒事 We're okay.
-你沒事吧 -沒事 - You okay? - Yeah.
-他死了 -是的 - He's gone? - Mmm-hmm.
很好 去他的 Good. Fuck that guy.
沒錯 吃玉米卷嗎 Yeah. Tacos?
不 說真的 No, but seriously.
你用弓箭帥爆了 You were very impressive with that bow.
非常帥 Very impressive.
是十字弓 It's a crossbow.
非常感謝 I appreciate that. Thank you.
晨起雞尾酒 Morning margaritas!
謝謝 我來拿 Thank you. I got you.
-你喝酒吧 小鬼 -喝 - You drink, right, kid? - Yeah.
不許 I don't think so.
我喜歡那個名字 女獵人 And I love that fucking name, Huntress.
-真的嗎 -當然 - Really? - Yeah.
非常好的名字 Great name.
我喜歡你穿著緊身褲還能踢那麽高 I really like how you were able to kick so high in those tight pants.
-沒錯 超酷 -是的 - Yeah, that is cool. - Yeah.
謝謝 Thanks.
多謝你的車 Thanks for the car.
不客氣 You're welcome.
小鬼 如果那玉米卷餅不能讓你拉屎 Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit,
我真不知道還有什麽能 I don't know what will.
等我一下 Give me a minute.
棒 Yes!
對頭 Right.
我讓她試了西梅汁 瀉藥 I've given her prune juice, laxatives.
那小鬼的腸胃簡直是鋼鑄的 I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel.
知道嗎 我欠你一聲抱歉 And you know what? I owe you an apology.
我嗎 Me?
我低估了你 對不起 I underestimated you. And I'm sorry.
我習慣了 I'm used to it.
哈莉 把濾網拿來 Harley! Bring the colander.
女士們 我去了 Ladies.
祝你過濾開心 Have fun with that.
現在怎麽辦 So, what now?
賽恩尼斯不在了 但遲早 Sionis is gone, but it's just a matter of time
會有別的混蛋企圖完成他開啟的惡事 before some other asshole tries to finish what he started.
沒錯 Right.
我們必須把城市從內到外清洗幹凈 We gotta clean this city from the inside out.
她總是說話像八十年代電影裏的警察嗎 Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie,
只有我這麽覺得嗎 or is that just me?
去你的 去你的 Fuck you. And fuck you.
怎麽 What?
我們這次幹得特別棒 I mean, we were amazing there.
沒錯 絕對的 Yeah! Hell yeah!
我十分認同 所以我也來一下 I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well.
謝謝 Thank you.
好的 Right.
她偷了我的車 She stole my fucking car!
什麽 What?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我知道你們在想什麽 I know what you're thinking.
你們在想我歸根結底還是混蛋 You think I'm a dick after all that.
但你們聽到那警察怎麽說了 賽恩尼斯不在了 But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone.
那幾個人 她們會沒事的 And those guys? They're gonna be just fine.
蒙托亞的老大去陷阱奇幻屋把混混們逮捕了 Montoya's boss picked up the gangbangers at the Booby Trap.
而且又一次把功勞都攬到自己身上 And took all the credit while he was at it. Again.
這致命一擊讓她明白 It was the kick in the balls she needed to see that
她無需向那些吹牛的混蛋證明自己 she had nothing to prove to those blowhard assholes.
她當天就辭職了 She quit the same day.
我們讀取了鉆石上的秘密銀行代碼 We got the secret bank codes off the diamond.
女獵人拿回了家族的錢 And Huntress got her family money back.
她用那筆錢資助了一個打擊犯罪的小隊 She's using it to fund a little crime-fighting outfit.
她們自稱猛禽小隊 They call themselves the Birds of Prey.
我稱她們為傻傻善心人 I call them dorky little do-gooders.
鉆石本身值一大筆錢 The rock itself was worth a chunk of change,
所以我當掉了 so I pawned it.
我用這筆錢創辦了一個在東區興風作浪的小公司 And I invested the cash in a little startup making waves in the East End.
哈莉·奎茵事務所 牛逼二人組
我還找回了布魯斯 And I found Bruce.
它在唐人街流浪 He was wandering around Chinatown.
我想這證明了鬣狗確實有九條命 I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives.
沒錯啦 我讓小鬼當了我的學徒 Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice.
隨你們說我心軟 Call me a softy.
你們敢嗎 I dare ya.
猛禽小隊和哈莉·奎茵
你們這些傻瓜還在看嗎 Are you dummies still sitting there?
好吧 既然你們堅持了這麽久 Fine. Since you stuck it out this long,
我告訴你們一個超級大秘密 I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret.
但你們不能告訴別人 But you can't tell anyone.
你們知道蝙蝠俠... Okay. Did you know that Batman...