好 开始了 Here we go.
你好 我是华特 这是我的科维企业 Hi, I'm Walt, and this is my official application
火星学生实习计划 申请视频正式版 for the Kovi Industries Student Mars Program.
当然并不是说 我前36个申请不正式 Not that the last 36 applications weren't official.
这只是我最后一次申请 It's just this is my final one
因为这学期结束后 我就要毕业了 because they are actually making me graduate after this semester
好 so... Okay.
我被单亲妈妈养大 她做过上百种职业 I was raised by a single mom. She had, like, 100 careers.
因为我们常搬家 所以我一直居无定所 We moved around like crazy, so I never really had a home base.
大概在我六岁时 But one time when I was, like, six
有一次她带我去看日蚀 she took me to see this solar eclipse
从那一刻起 我就只想登上太阳 and from that moment on, all I wanted to do was go to the Sun.
我知道 人类没办法真的登陆太阳 And I know that you can't actually go to the Sun.
我妈一直这样跟我说 My mom would try to tell me that,
但我就是会一直盯着太阳看 but I would just stare at it.
我完全着迷了 And I was obsessed.
因为那里有别于 Because there was more out there
新的城镇或新学校 than the new town or the new school
感觉就像旧城镇或原来的学校 which always felt like the same town and the same school
我觉得只要给我机会 and I think if I could've gotten the chance
上去那里 然后再回头看就会看到‥ to just go up there and look back, I would've seen...
我在这个疯狂宇宙中的归属 where I fit in, in this crazy universe.
探索是发现个人归属的道路 Exploration is the way that we discover where we truly belong
而我就是不属于这里 and I just... I don't belong here.
其实说了这么多 我想说的是 我很适合 Which is all to say that I think I would be a perfect fit
加入地质调查队 或是推进器分析部 for the Geological Survey Team, or Propulsions Analysis Department.
植物与地球化组 或是当警卫修探测车 Botany and Terraformation Crew, Security Detail, Rover Repair.
听我说 如果你们要找人泡咖啡的话 Look, if you need someone to make you coffees,
找我就对了 I'm your guy.
我是你们要找的人 I am your guy.
就这样 That's it.
好吧 Okay.
如果运气好的话 下次见面的时候 Well, with any luck, the next time you see me
我已经在火星上了 I will be on Mars.
＂火星计划申请视频＂
＂申请人：华特史考特 提交＂
面对现实吧 地球已经走到尽头了 Let's face it. This planet isn't cutting it anymore.
我是白手起家的 亿万富翁李昂科维 I'm self-made billionaire, Leon Kovi
我等不及 想在火星上见到你 and I cannot wait to meet you on Mars.
-华特 -燕麦奶拿铁 -少奶泡 Walt! Oat milk latte. Light foam.
燕麦奶拿铁 少奶泡 Oat milk latte. Light foam.
你对火星的执念 离疯狂只有一线之隔 This obsession with Mars is borderline unhealthy
而且你站错边了 and you are on the wrong side of that border.
那还用说 Exactly.
要我开除你 让你去火星吗 Should I fire you, so you can go there?
就这么办 华特 我要开除你 Let's do it, Walt. I'll fire you.
老实说 这是我的荣幸 It truly would be my pleasure.
不 盖瑞 我很喜欢这里 No, Gary. I love it here.
那明天再说吧 Maybe tomorrow.
-燕麦奶拿铁 -少‥奶泡 - Oat milk latte? - Light... foam?
-盖瑞 -什么事 华特 - Gary? - Yes, Walt?
她刚刚是不是对我笑了 Did she just smile at me?
坦白说 我觉得她刚刚是在笑你 Honestly, I'd say she smiled past you.
-进行分析 -她有52%的机率对你有意思 - Analysis. - There is a 52% chance of romantic interest.
不过另外有48%的机率 是可怜地位低下的你 But a 48% chance she pities you due to your low status position
竟然在大学校园里 as an assistant barista
当一个机器人的助理咖啡师 to a robot on a university campus.
要我继续说吗 Shall I continue?
我真心觉得这次一定会被录取 I honestly feel like I'm gonna get accepted this time.
你这是投射心理 You're projecting.
那又怎么样 So what?
李昂科维成为第一个 Leon Kovi was 25
踏上火星的人时 他才25岁 when he became the very first man to set foot on Mars.
而我们却在这里 And here we are, just settling
安于上同样的课 做同样的工作 for the same classes and jobs and parties
参加父母参加过的派对 that our parents went to
同时也是他们父母 and their parents went to before them
跟他们父母的父母参加过的派对 and their parents went to before them...
所以你不去派对了吗 So you're not coming to the party?
我当然要去派对 太好了 来 你负责背酒 - Of course, I'm coming to the party. - Great. Come on.
不行 拜托 我们一定会忘记 - You're carrying the booze. - No, come on.
-然后我会带去上班 -华特 We're gonna forget about it and I'm gonna take it to work.
今晚请你表现得‥ Walt, I'm gonna need you to keep the whole
不要太华特好吗 Walt-ing thing in check tonight.
-太华特 -扫兴的独白 - "Walt-ing"? - Bummer monologues.
对李昂科维的英雄崇拜 那并不是英雄崇拜 - Leon Kovi hero worship. - It's not hero worship.
那个是申请包里面附送的 That came with the application packet.
好吧 那相框呢 Not the frame.
你不想参与有特殊意义的事吗 Don't you wanna be part of something special?
华特 Walt.
你不特别 You're not special.
我也不特别 I'm not special.
大多数人都不特别 Most people, not special.
听着 有一天你会遇到一个人 Listen, someday, you're gonna meet someone
然后跟对方一起做很特别的事 and make something special with them.
共创回忆 Like a memory.
或是生一个古怪的孩子什么的 Or a weird, well, baby thing.
但是在那之前 But until then
你先把这个喝了 还有看在老天爷的份上 drink this, and for the love of God,
千万不要提到火星 do not bring up Mars.
这里真是太酷了 This place is nuts.
你住这里吗 Do you live here?
不 某个富二代女住在这 Oh, no. Some trust fund girl.
听我说 其实我小时候会幻想我妈 You know, when I was little, I had this fantasy that my mom...
-别说了 -好 Ooh, let's not.
什么 太棒了 Yeah.
厕所 Bathroom?
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
你好 苏菲 Hi, Sophie.
好 给我看你的 Okay, show me yours.
你好 卡文 Hi, Calvin.
你好 人类苏菲 Hi, human Sophie.
还有九个月 Nine months.
再过九个月 我爸妈的合约就到期了 Nine months until my parents' contract is up
然后我们就会回地球 and we return to Earth.
还有九个月不能抚摸你 Nine more months without touching you.
至少用这种方式 你就能知道我有多想抚摸你 At least this way, you will know when I want to touch you
你应该也是吧 and vice versa.
希望抚摸我 Well, I hope touching me
比抚摸这玩意儿好玩多了 is a lot more fun than touching one of these.
不 确实是这样 它的质感就像‥ No... it is. The texture's for, like...
够了 不要再抚摸来抚摸去了 Can you guys please stop talking about touching each other in here?
你好 布兰登 你好 苏菲 - Hi, Brandon. - Hi, Sophie.
珍 麻烦你叫布兰登出去好吗 Jan, can you get Brandon out of here?
你不要再叫她珍了 Will you stop calling her Jan?
-珍 拖走你的智障儿子 -叫妈 - Jan, get your idiot son out! - It's "Mom."
厕所 Bathroom?
你抓我屁股干吗 天啊 Why would you just grab my butt? Now the hole.
痛死我了 Dude, way too much, dawg!
兄弟 出去 Get out of here.
他们在火星上 你做什么 出去 - Is that on Mars? - Oh! What are you doing? Get out!
-苏菲 -我在找厕所 Just looking for the bathroom.
谁会不敲门就直接进厕所啊 Who walks into bathrooms without knocking?
你在视讯吗 Walt. Is this live?
他们怎么解决延时问题的 How did they solve for the time delay?
这叫量子接合 It's called quantum splicing.
别跟他说话 我不认识这个人 Don't talk to him. I don't know this man.
-能交换电邮吗 -不能 Could we exchange emails or something?
我的是华特五遍小老鼠‥ - No! - Mine's just "Walt" five times at...
对不起 我愿意赔 I'm sorry. I can replace it.
太贵就没办法 Unless it's expensive.
出去 现在吗 - Get out. - Right now?
对 就是现在 Yes, right now!
抱歉 茱儿骗我开派对 Sorry. Jules tricked me into throwing a party.
可是你却待在房间里 And yet you're in your room.
不是 这其实算不上是派对 应该算晚会吧 Nope. It's not really a party. It's more of a soiree.
苏菲 没关系 Sophie, it's fine.
我上班要迟到了 爱你喔 I'm late for work. Love you.
爱你 妈 我爱你 - Love you. - Love you, Mom.
去吧 去交朋友 我们很快就会回来 Go. Mingle. We'll be back soon.
我认为在这段时间 And in the meantime
你也可以尝试一下新体验 it might be good for you to have some new experiences.
大家都高估"新"这个字了 Nothing's more overrated than new.
你的论文主题不就有了吗 There's a title for your thesis.
苏菲 去吧 Sophie, go.
我会记得叫卡文明天打给你 I'll make sure Calvin calls you tomorrow.
珍 晚安 晚安 - Night, Jan. - Goodnight.
我来这间学校已经三年了 You know, I've been at this school for three years.
我总说会探索这片树林 Always said that I'd explore these woods.
却从没去过 其实我要说的是‥ Never have. Guess I thought that I would just...
我在这间学校待了五年 I've been going to this school for five years.
五年 好的 Oh, five years, okay.
我也常说要探索这片树林 And I always said I'd explore these woods too.
结果呢 已经有人探索过了 But know what? Somebody already did.
在很久很久以前 A long, long time ago.
结束了 It's over.
现在已经没什么好探索的了 There's nothing left to discover.
你很好 兄弟 You're okay, man.
你是个好听众 You're a good listener.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我没见过调情调出发夹弯的 I've never seen light flirting take such a dark turn.
这就是我的超能力 Basically my superpower.
只要跟我简单交谈两句 Just one brief conversation with me
你就会质疑人生 will really leave you questioning everything.
不是我们需要的英雄 Not the hero we need,
但也许是属于我们的英雄 but maybe the one we deserve.
再过１４秒左右 In about 14 seconds
你就会有跳下去的冲动 you're gonna get the sudden urge to jump.
不会 你不用担心 Oh, no. You're safe.
我现在已经处于生存危机之中了 I'm... already in the midst of an existential crisis.
如果这样的话 Oh, well. In that case
我是华特 任君差遣 Walt, at your service.
-金妮 -金妮 - Ginny. - Ginny?
对 你主修天文物理学 Yeah, the...astrophysics major?
你是怎么知道的 How did you know that?
我跟你一起修过流体动力学入门 I was in your Intro to Fluid Dynamics class.
大一时 Freshman year.
你现在应该假装想起我才对吧 This is the part where you at least pretend to remember me.
我的天啊 华特 对 谢谢 感恩 - Oh, my God! Walt! Wow. - Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
换主修了吗 Changed your major?
换了16次 Sixteen times.
完全是基于私人理由 像是‥ Only for personal reasons like...
其实我根本不懂物理 I have no idea what physics is.
不过别再说我了 But enough about me. Tell me about your crisis.
你觉得你的危机是怎么回事 What's going on?
我明天要搬家了 Well, I'm supposed to move tomorrow.
大致上其实是 七小时后搬 Big move, actually in... seven hours and...
这代表了一个重大承诺 Let's just say it's a big commitment
而我不是会许下重大承诺的女生 and I'm not a big commitment kinda gal.
你是说我们现在面临的 Are you saying we're in one of those classic
是"一夜即永恒"经典场景吗 "we-only-have-tonight" scenarios?
跟你共度今晚我会后悔吗 Will spending it with you make me wanna stay?
这里的特点就是 它有很多垃圾 Now, the thing about here, is that it's mostly garbage.
如你所见 在你左边跟右边的花圃 As you can see, to your left and to your right
一整天 24小时 there's literal garbage overflowing
都堆满了垃圾 from these receptacles at all times.
对 这些垃圾似乎会神奇地消失 - Yeah. - And it might magically seem
但其实都跑到太平洋上 to disappear but it's really just added
那堆漂浮的垃圾堆里 to that big floating pile of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
跟德州差不多大 Currently the size of Texas and visible from space.
而且从外太空肉眼可见 How scenic.
最美的风景 Now, the one great thing
就是这个垃圾大学有一大优点 about this particular garbage factory
那就是它掌握着 is its connection to the last best chance
我们能够踏上 真正冒险旅程的最后机会 any of us have at a real adventure.
科维企业火星计划 The Kovi Industries Mars Program.
难怪你会来这里 So that's how they got you here.
对 不过 明天 Yeah. But, tomorrow,
又有一艘太空船要前往火星 上面没有我 another ship will leave for Mars without me.
你也可以去抢银行买船票 You could always rob a bank and buy a ticket.
对 大概要去抢九间才够 Yeah, I'd have to rob, like, nine banks.
我考虑过古早的通风管计划 I have considered the old air ducts plan.
就是躲在通风管里 仰赖偷来的食物维生 You know, hide in the air ducts, survive on stolen food.
尿在瓶子里 Pee in bottles that you dump
然后趁人们睡着了 再偷偷倒进马桶里 into other people's toilets while they sleep.
然后希望在抵达后 他们会 And hope they would be so impressed
佩服得五体投地 让我留下来 when I arrive that they just let me stay.
我很好奇 你是怎么从讲垃圾一路走到这里的 Curious how you spin garbage into this spot.
这里是垃圾禁区 This is a garbage-free zone.
就像火星 It's like Mars.
你知道他们会在回程时 Did you know that they send all of their trash
把垃圾运回地球吗 back to Earth on the return flights?
好吧 我很想知道 Okay, I gotta know.
为什么是火星 Why Mars?
我觉得自己 要是出生在600年前 I feel like if I had been born, like 600 years ago
我早就偷一艘船 义无反顾地出发了 I would've stolen a boat and just set sail by now.
我可能会死在途中 And I probably would've died.
你绝对必死无疑 Oh, definitely would've died.
但是我可以冒险 But it would've been an adventure.
懂吗 You know?
现在目标变成火星 我不停地申请 And now there's Mars and I keep applying
但是被拒绝36次之后 but 36 rejections later
我开始意识到‥ and I'm starting to get the feeling that...
他们不需要像你这种普通人 They don't need extraordinary mediocrity?
对 真好笑 Yeah. That's funny.
不 我明白了 No, I get it.
火星就像一面镜子 "Mars has been our mirror
我们的镜像 our foil.
偷偷反映出 我们内心最深处的东西 A telltale reflection of what has been deepest in our hearts.
我们将火星视为乌托邦 We've seen in Mars the utopia
视为荒地 视为保护区 a wilderness, a sanctuary.
少了地标 路牌还有约束 With so few landmarks, guideposts, or constraints
一切都有可能 all is possible.
火星就像是一块无瑕的白色画布 Mars has been a blank canvas and tenderly
而我们人类却急着进驻那里 our human seeking has rushed to fill it."
这是你自己想出来的吗 Did you come up with that?
不是 No.
莎拉史都华强森 她是位太空人 Sarah Stewart Johnson. Astronomer.
-真聪明 -嗯 Smart.
我觉得 I think
当你在遥远的距离之外 when you look at something from this distance
你会充满希望 it's all possibility.
但随着你一步步前进 Then every step you take toward that
希望会被一层层剥去 strips it away until...
直到结局出现 it is what it is.
早已注定好的结局 And what it always has been.
我会想你的 I'll miss you.
来自地球的华特 好吧 - Walt, from Earth. - Okay.
如果你成功上去 记得打给我 If you ever make it up there, give me a call.
上哪 Up where?
火星啊 Mars.
你说服我了 You convinced me.
等等 Wait.
什么 What?
＂冒险与其他事项＂
＂一夜即永恒＂经典场景＂
＂拯救约会失败的人＂
＂请勿打扰＂
＂金妮：不准再盯着我看＂
＂船上乘客很不自在＂
＂你到外太空了没 ＂
＂我们一直都在外太空＂
＂你知道外太空是什么吗 ＂
＂火箭上没几个我这年龄层的＂
＂你最想念什么 说真的 猫＂
＂早安 我们真是习惯成自然＂
＂好习惯还是坏习惯 ＂
明天的起飞申请已经截止 The application window for tomorrow's launch is closed.
请问要申请明年的名额吗 Would you like to apply for next year's mission?
不 我要你查询现有的申请书 No. I need you to check an existing application.
申请编号是781-2439 Applicant ID 781-2439.
发现37份申请书 37 applications found.
一号申请书 驳回 Application one, rejected.
-二号申请书 -停下来 求你快停下来 - Application two, rejected. - Stop, stop. Please stop.
求你快停下来 Please stop.
37号申请书正在审核中 我要请你批准 Application 37 is pending review and I need you to approve it.
我明天一定要上船 I need to be on that ship tomorrow.
才能跟我的梦中女神在一起 To be with the girl of my dreams
她最近很少回复我的短信 who has slowly stopped responding to my texts.
我的追爱成功率 My chance at a relationship is imploding
就像垂死的星球一样渐渐下滑 like a dying star.
你明白吗 我明白 华特 - Do you understand? - I do, Walt.
我由衷希望你可以约她出去 And I sincerely hope you can ask her out
就在412天后 in 412 days
-当你成功申请明年的太空‥ -好 - after next year's mission. - Okay.
安琪 Angie. Angie.
我真的很不想这么说 I hate to say these words.
相信我 I really do.
我需要跟你的主管来谈一谈 I need to speak with your supervisor.
没问题 Of course.
请稍候 好的 安琪 - One moment. - Yes, Angie!
我是艾伦 安琪的主管 I am Alan, Angie's supervisor.
-太好了 艾伦 加油 艾伦 -正在审核中 - Yes, Alan! Go, Alan! - Reviewing now.
申请驳回 - Application rejected. - No!
不 艾伦 目前仍可购买商业船票 - Alan! - Commercial tickets
特价只要九十三万七千元 are still available for the discounted price of $937,000.
谁买得起啊 Who could afford that?
你好 华特 抱歉 我迟到了 盖瑞 - Greetings, Walt. - Sorry I'm late, Gary.
不用担心 -我扣了你的薪水 Do not worry. I have already docked your pay.
-太好了 -7B桌的寂寞人类 - Great. - The lonely human at table 7B
已经5小时又11分钟未曾动弹 has not moved for five hours and 11 minutes.
该死 我认识她 我弄坏她的光球 Shit. I know her. I broke her orb.
叫她快点餐 不然就走人 Tell her to order a beverage or leave.
别这样 盖瑞 Oh, come on, Gary.
快去吧 华特 Oh, come on, Walt.
你好 你可能不记得我了 Hey! You probably don't remember me.
你弄坏我的光球 You broke my orb.
好记性 Good memory.
你觉得这样就算扯平了 Is that supposed to make us even?
不算 但是不点餐 就不能像一个悲伤黑洞一样 No. But if you don't order anything, you can't use the Wi-Fi
坐在这里用无线网络 and sit here like a black hole of sadness.
公司规定 真是一条烂规定 - Company policy. - Stupid policy.
你说得对 而且你必须付钱 It is, and you're gonna have to pay for that.
如果是我付的钱 盖瑞会请你离开 Because if I do, Gary will just ask you to leave.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我很少认真 但现在是的 Rarely. But right now, yes.
太好了 Yay.
你的火星男友最近怎么样 How's the Mars boyfriend?
他很好 他得到了梦寐以求的火星工作 He's great. Yeah, he got his Martian dream job
一年的远距离现在变得遥遥无期 so one year of long-distance just became indefinite.
而我的无线网络被停用了 And then my Wi-Fi cut out.
可能是因为 我一直打给他联络感情 Probably because of all the calls with him trying to make it work.
现在我只能坐在这里伤心 在大庭广众之下 And now I'm sitting here, suffering in public
为我没点的饮料买单 and paying for drinks that I didn't order.
所以你告诉盖瑞 So you tell Gary
我希望他短路故障 I hope he gets malware.
我希望她永远找不到稳定的伴侣 I hope she fails to find long-term companionship
一个人品尝孤独终老的痛苦 and learns the pain of a solitary life.
这杯我可不付钱 I'm not paying for that one.
不管你信不信 Believe it or not
我大概是这里唯一一个 I might be the only person here
懂你心情的人了 who knows exactly what you're going through.
因为你是罪魁祸首 Because you're causing it?
不是 因为我的女朋友 No. Because my girlfriend
一个月前出发前往火星 left for Mars a month ago
可是已经三天没有回我信息了 and hasn't texted me back in three days.
你们在一起多久了 How long have you guys been together?
从九年级开始 八年了 Since ninth grade. So, eight years.
八年 Eight years?
你们是怎么维持感情的 我们都计划好了 - How did you manage that? - We had a plan.
一年远距恋爱 One year, long-distance and then
然后他回到地球 刚好我也毕业了 he comes back to Earth and I graduate
我们会利用他的地球化专业 and we use his terraforming expertise
跟我对环保建设的了解 and my focus on eco reconstruction
来迅速发展藻类 降解废弃物科技 to jump-start an algae-based waste reduction technology.
什么 会吃垃圾的植物 知道吗 - What? - Plants that eat garbage, okay?
这就是拯救世界的关键 It's how we're gonna save the world.
你真聪明 我知道 - You're smart. - I know.
那你们呢 怎么样 And what about you guys?
金妮 Ginny?
我们从大一开始交往 We've been dating since freshman year-ish.
最近才开始认真 It got serious recently.
我到底哪里 What does this Mars genius have
比不上这个火星天才 that I don't?
所有一切 所有一切 - Everything. - Everything?
对 Yeah.
你可以说清楚一点吗 Could you actually be more specific?
我想知道 他们为什么一直驳回我的申请书 I'm trying to figure out why they keep rejecting my applications.
他符合所有条件 He checks all the boxes.
＂人生伴侣条件清单＂
你是说全部符合 Oh. You mean, literally.
好 我看看 Okay, let's see.
"安静 有力的下颚 "Quiet. Strong jaw.
坚忍不拔 六块腹肌 Mental fortitude. Six-pack.
家世清白 妈妈很酷" Good family, cool mom."
-我妈也很酷 -是吗 你们关系好吗 - I have a cool mom. - Yeah? You guys close?
不好 我说的酷是指 她离婚的时候很冷静 No. I mean, "cool," like when she was going through the divorce
我从12岁起就当家作主了 I was able to just do whatever I wanted from 12 on.
"讨厌打电动 Anyhow. "Hates video games.
务实跟高收入潜力" Pragmatic and high-earning potential."
-真有意思 -怎么了 - It's interesting. - What?
这些条件根本是天方夜谭 That's an impossible checklist.
我该走了 That's my cue.
如果你真的很爱这家伙 You know, if you really love this guy
我有办法让你能够搭上明天的太空船 I do know a way that you can get on that ship tomorrow.
三个字 Two words.
通风管 Air ducts.
或是直接买张船票 是 一张一百万 - Or I could just buy a ticket. - Yeah, for like a million dollars.
你有一百万吗 Do you have a million dollars?
我的财务状况跟你无关 我的天啊 我的天啊 - My finances are personal. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
这代表你至少有两百万 That means you have at least two million dollars.
那你还在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
快去买船票啊 Buy a ticket!
这是你今年最后一次机会了 我没办法 - It's your last chance for a year. - I can't.
你有钱 You have the money.
我有飞行恐惧 I have aerophobia.
什么 刚刚你说什么恐惧症 Well, we're all afraid of arrows.
我的天啊 我怕搭太空船 Oh, my God! I'm afraid of flying.
我被困住了 你被困住 是我被困住吧 - And now I'm trapped. - You're trapped? I'm trapped.
-盖瑞 开门 -我连近距离看太空船发射的 - Gary, door! - I can't even get through security
安检关卡都过不去 to see a shuttle launch up-close.
把门打开 盖瑞 很遗憾 我做不到 - Unlock the door, Gary. - I'm afraid I can't do that.
我可能是故障了吧 Perhaps it's malware.
你可以克服恐惧 跨越时空 You can transcend time and space.
以爱之名来场终极大冒险 In the name of love. The ultimate adventure.
我要向上面投诉 I'm filing a complaint to corporate right now.
快点 快开门 Open the door.
不需要向上面投诉 No need to call corporate.
只是一个小小的误会而已 A simple misunderstanding.
好 你走吧 我早就知道你会逃避 Walk away. Just like I knew you would.
你根本就不了解我 我对你了若指掌 好吗 - You don't know anything about me. - I know everything about you.
不 No!
唯一了解我的人 远在五千五百万英里外 The only people who know me are 55 million miles away!
天啊 Oh my god.
唯一了解我的人 远在五千五百万英里外 The only people who know me are 55 million miles away.
唯一了解我的人是‥ The only people that know me are...
盖瑞 Gary?
天啊 真可悲 Oh, God, that's sad.
不‥不要 求求你不要 No... Please, please.
不要投诉盖瑞 它一定会拿我出气的 Don't call corporate on Gary. He's just gonna take it out on me.
卡文在火星上 Calvin is on Mars.
珍 布兰登 吉姆都在那里 Jan, Brandon, Jim, they're all there.
你到底有几个男朋友 How many boyfriends do you have?
其实就这么简单 It's really that simple.
＂你即将出发前往火星了＂
＂前往火星的商业船票＂
再见 华特 Goodbye, Walt.
＂起飞前的最后一站＂
天啊 God!
＂你有新的录影信息＂
嘿 Hey.
我知道我消失了一段时间 I know I went radio silent for a hot minute
不过我保证会补偿你的 but I promise this will make up for it
因为‥ because...
你现在收到的 是世界上首支星际猫视频 you just got the world's first interstellar cat video.
这个小天才 在我们 This little genius snuck into one of our
从地球出发的时候 溜进逃生舱 escape pods back on Earth.
现在它将成为 登上火星的第一只猫 Now, she's gonna be the first cat on Mars.
我叫它莱普利 打个招呼吧 I named her Ripley. Say hi.
这个小天才 在我们 This little genius snuck into one of our
从地球出发的时候 溜进逃生舱 escape pods back on Earth.
从地球出发的时候溜进逃生舱 ...into one of our escape pods back on Earth.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
华特 我看到你喝酒了 Walt, I saw you consuming alcohol.
我必须启动酒测仪 I must administer a breathalyzer.
对我的脸吹气 再见 盖瑞 - Breathe on my face. - Bye, Gary.
我会想你的 再见 华特 - I'll miss you. - Goodbye, Walt.
我已经忘记你了 I have already forgotten you.
好 你可以的 没问题 你一定行 Okay. You can do this. You're okay.
我是亿万富翁太空人李昂科维 I'm billionaire astronaut Leon Kovi
很荣幸欢迎你 and it's my pleasure to welcome you
来到科维企业国际太空站 to the Kovi Industries International Spaceport.
我们将在 另一个世界 Together, we can build a better world
共同创建一个更美好的世界 on a different world.
你好 我的天啊 - Hey! - Oh, my God.
你怎么会在这里 What are you doing here?
为什么穿成这个样子 And what are you wearing?
我来看太空船发射 I just came to see the launch. And I got all this duty-free.
这一身是在免税商店拿的 Wore it right out of the store.
免税商品不是免费 你刚刚抢了一间店 Duty free doesn't mean free. You just robbed a gift shop.
胡说 What? No.
等等 真的吗 Wait, really?
听着 我是来向你道歉的 Look, I just came to apologize.
我是个混蛋 还有请你帮个忙 I was a dick. Also, I need a favor.
你是人类的眼中钉 掌中刺 You are the ingrown toenail of humanity.
不要来烦我 你先听我说好吗 - Leave me alone. - Just hear me out for one minute.
我想请你跟保镖说我是你的家人 All I need is for you to tell security I'm your family
让我陪你到登舱门 什么 - so I can accompany you to the gate. - What?
天啊 不要 我会离开这个星球就是因为你 No. God! I'm leaving this planet largely because of you.
好的 我完全明白 我再次向你道歉 And I totally understand. Again, so, so sorry.
-只是我‥ -我拜托你走开 - It's just... - It's just, "Go away."
你有过计划 对吧 You had a plan, right?
你能理解当计划被迫中止时 So you know what it feels like when that plan gets taken from you.
那种想死的感觉吧 How it just kills you?
我好不容易才进这个学校 我到处贷款借钱 I barely got in this school. I took out hundred loans
不停做三流工作 因为我的计划 and I worked a dozen crappy jobs because this was my plan.
就是去火星 To go to Mars.
现在金妮在那里 我必须去找她 And now Ginny is there and I have to be with her.
我想跟她一起同甘共苦 就跟你一样 I have to adventure with her. Just like you.
-跟凯文一样 -卡文 - Just like Kelvin. - Calvin.
就像卡文一样 Just like Calvin.
但是金妮已经走了 But now Ginny is gone.
现在就只剩下最后一次 And all I have left is one last chance to see
近距离看太空船发射的机会 a rocket launch up close
这也是我懂事以来唯一的梦想 which I have dreamt about for as long as I can remember.
苏菲 Sophie...
你可以实现我的梦想 you can keep my dream alive
拜托 只要几个小时就好 if only for a couple more hours.
求你 Please.
求你帮我 Please help me.
你不准跟我说话 You are not allowed to talk.
第一次殖民任务时 太空船船体受损 And on the first colonial mission the ship's hull was damaged.
科维只能躲在通风管里 Kovi had to survive in the air ducts.
当时他差点死掉 Now, he almost died
但是他的肺活量却变得大得惊人 but his lung capacity is unparalleled.
我的肺活量其实也蛮惊人的 My lung capacity is also kind of unparalleled.
我小时候曾经潜入造浪池里 When I was a kid, I actually went under in the wave pool.
我在水下待了三分钟 I was down there for, like, three minutes
才有人把我拉上来 before anyone could even pull me back up.
大家都以为我溺水 但是其实我是晕过去了 They all thought I drowned, but I really just passed out.
所以我从来不在造浪池里面小便 That's why I never go to the bathroom in the wave pool.
你知道这栋建筑物 Did you know that this whole building
是用三层混凝土巩固过的吗 is triple-reinforced with concrete?
太空混凝土 预防太空船在发射台上爆炸 Space concrete. In case the shuttle explodes on the launchpad.
毕竟这种事情发生过两次 Which has only happened twice.
你怎么了 - What's happening? - Shut up.
闭嘴 我紧张时就会这样 It's something I have to do when I'm nervous.
-跳舞可以纾压 -对 我同意 - I dance to relieve tension. - No... I'm into it.
-不准取笑我 -我没有 - Don't make fun of me. - I'm not.
我第一次看到你做这么有趣的事 This is the first interesting thing I've seen you do.
我最讨厌男生这样做了 I hate when boys do that.
好像有不有趣都是他们说了算 As if they are the arbiters of all that is interesting.
最后通知 请登船 Final call for all zones.
最后通知 请登船 Final boarding call for all zones.
好 时候到了 时候到了 - Okay. This is it. - This is it.
永别了 华特 Goodbye forever, Walt.
不一定是永别吧 是永别 - Well, maybe not forever. - Forever.
我有东西要给你 Oh, I actually got you something.
别担心 这次我有付钱 Don't worry, I paid for it this time.
免税商店应该换个名字 But Duty Free should really change its name.
华特 好 有了 - Walt. - Right. Yeah.
谢谢你做的一切 Thank you for everything.
这样光球的事就扯平了 Also, makes us even for the orb.
好 我们扯平了 Sure. We're even.
最后一名乘客登船 关闭登舱门 Last guest on. Locking up the gate.
一秒钟 两秒钟 One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.
三秒钟 Three Mississippi.
外太空温度为华氏零下455度 Cosmic background temperature is currently -455°F.
＂逃生舱区Ａ段＂
＂科维企业＂
＂逃生舱区＂
＂禁区 闲人勿入＂
欢迎登上科维企业标准逃生舱 Welcome to the Kovi Industries standard-issue escape pod.
我们的轨道接驳船 会平稳地 Our orbital shuttle will gently transfer you
将你载往 奥拉朗四号 to the Olarun Four
我们最先进的太空船 our state-of-the-art cruiser
让你在前往火星的旅程中 where you'll enjoy the journey
享受无与伦比的舒适感 to Mars in unparalleled comfort.
请记住 一旦起飞之后 And remember, once we take off
就真的没有回头路了 there is literally no turning back.
＂按我＂
＂再见 地球人＂
＂期待下次再见面＂
＂我们会很想你＂
＂很想你的脑袋瓜＂
＂不想你的二氧化碳＂
十 九 Ten, nine
八 eight
七 seven
六 six
五 five
四 三 二 一 我要来火星了 - four, three, two, one. - I am coming to Mars.
＂心率加速中＂
＂心率严重失常＂
＂启动照护程序＂
＂外太空＂
起飞过程不算太糟糕对吧 Hey, that wasn't so bad, was it?
毕竟我们可能会爆炸 Considering we all could have blown up.
开玩笑的 现在准备连接奥拉朗四号 Just kidding. You're now docking with the Olarun Four
你们将在那里享受附带重力 where you'll enjoy complimentary gravity
自助式太空漫游 a self-guided spacewalk.
欢迎光临 奥拉朗四号 Welcome to the Olarun Four
你们接下来35天的居所 your home for the next 35 days.
希望各位有宾至如归的感受 I'm self-made billionaire Leon Kovi
并且顺利抵达火星 and I cannot wait to meet you on Mars.
＂你有新的录影信息＂
你做到了 你上船了 You did it! You're on the ship!
-苏菲 -你上船了 -你做到了 - Yay, Sophie! - You made it!
卡尔文不值得你这么做 Calvin isn't worth it!
-好的 -再见 -我爱你 - All right... - Bye! I love you!
请往这边走 Right this way.
-直走到底 -我爱你 打给我喔 - Straight down the hallway. - I love you. Call me.
塔特船长 虽然有电脑自动驾驶 Captain Tarter, you are needed on the flight deck.
还是请你到驾驶舱去 Although the computer is piloting the ship.
-你‥ -我是工作人员 - You. - I work here.
谢天谢地是你 Oh, thank God it's you.
你这个混蛋 You asshole!
-等一下 等等 -你利用我 - Wait... - You used me.
我没有 一点点吧 你听我解释 No. A little. I can explain.
我要躲到通风管里 你以后不会再看到我了 I'm gonna hide in that air duct. You're never gonna see me again.
直到你被抓到或是死掉 Until you get caught. Or die.
我不会被抓到的 I'm not gonna get caught.
-我已经抓到你了 -就是啊 - I already caught you. - Exactly. What are the chances
所以我被抓两次的概率有多大 that's gonna happen again?
你力气好大喔 闭嘴 - You're so strong. - Shut up.
他们会调查你的背景 然后发现 They will run your information, they will link you to me.
我带你过安检 I brought you through security.
帮助跟教唆犯案 但是你不知道‥ - Aiding and abetting. - Yeah, but you didn't know.
要是他们从宽处理 Best case scenario,
就会把我们塞进逃生舱送回去 they send us back in escape pods.
不 我不会再回到那玩意儿里 No, I can't get back on one of those things.
你会坐五到十年牢 And you go to the jail for five to ten.
我则是无限期停飞 I would be put on a no-fly list indefinitely.
再也见不到卡文跟其他人 I can't see Calvin or any of them.
许多年后‥你在干吗 For years, we'll... What are you doing?
传信息给金妮 I'm texting Ginny.
我不是故意弄坏你的光球 I broke your orb by accident.
这里的网络是封闭的 It is a closed network.
传信息给金妮或任何人 你‥ You text Ginny, anyone, you...
我们会被抓 We get caught.
那我们快点进通风管 Then let's get in the air ducts.
你这家伙跟我来 Come with me.
你好 苏菲 Hello, Sophie.
启动环境音效控制 Initiating ambient sound control.
嘿 在任何情况下 Hey. You cannot, under any circumstances
都不准离开我房间 懂吗 leave my room, okay?
什么 我会偷渡食物给你 - What? - I will sneak you in food.
这里有浴室 就像露营一样 There's a bathroom. It'll be like camping.
好 很明显你没有露营过 Okay, clearly, you've never gone camping before
我的第一趟太空之旅 才不要在马桶上度过呢 and I'm not going to spend my first trip to space on the toilet.
因为你比较喜欢通风管吗 Because you prefer the air ducts?
因为你觉得两个人 Because what do you think happens
困在同一个房间里 会发生什么事 when two people are trapped in the same room together?
当两个人类受到长时间禁闭 When two humans are confined for an extended period
结果不是人口数增加 it results in either more humans
就是人口数减少 or fewer humans.
-她是谁 -她是科妮丽亚 - Who is that? - That's Cornelia.
这趟旅程附带的人工智能 Complimentary AI for the journey.
我是你们的船长塔特 And I'm your captain, Tarter.
塔特船长 Captain Tarter.
我是卡文 Calvin.
塔塔酱很好吃 叫我船长 - I like your sauce. - It's Captain.
塔塔酱是我父亲 The sauce is my father.
什么情况 What the fuck?
我不记得在行前说明会看过你 I don't remember you from orientation.
发生什么事 What happened?
你就非得回来扯破他的衣服吗 Did you have to come right back and just rip his jumpsuit off?
是吗 这是苏菲 我的女朋友 - Yeah? - This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
交往很久的女朋友 Long-term girlfriend.
我不相信 I don't believe it.
我要把这条走廊改名为恋人巷 I'm gonna have to rename this corridor Lovers' Lane.
泰比 索莱斯 Tabby! Celeste!
来见见你们的新邻居 Come meet your new neighbors.
你们好 我是泰比 Hello. I'm Tabby.
她是索莱斯 -嗨 我是索莱斯 - This is Celeste. - Hi. I'm Celeste.
-苏菲 -卡文 - Sophie. - Calvin.
-我是科学家 -工程师 - I'm a scientist. - Engineer.
-双重威胁 -好了 别说了 - Double threat. - Enough shoptalk.
泰比跟索莱斯 我叫你们泰泰跟芹菜好吗 Tabby and Celeste over here, or can I call you Taboo and Celery?
她们已经订婚九年了 They've been engaged for nine years.
其实我们没有订婚 We are actually not engaged.
还没有 我们两个之前讨论过 Yet. It's just when we were talking earlier
我说 等到了火星之后 I was saying, "We'll probably get engaged
我们应该订婚 once we get to Mars."
-恭喜你们 -知道吗 身为船长 - Congratulations? - You know, as captain
我可以帮你们所有人证婚 I could marry all of you guys.
当然不是你们四个结婚 I mean, not like a four-way thing.
-是两对新人 -这样很好 - Two weddings. - We should do this.
-不好 -老实跟你们说 - No. - Full disclosure.
我认为船上一定要办派对 I just need to have a party on this ship.
坦白说 我可以驾驶价值四十亿的太空船 Honestly. I can pilot a four-billion-dollar spaceship
穿过小行星带 through an asteroid belt,
但是我不能让你们任何人 成为漏网之鱼 but I can't get one of you guys to let loose.
明白我的意思吧 You know what I'm talking about?
你们不明白 You don't.
好 很高兴认识你们 Well, it was nice to meet you.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
你们两位麻烦出示一下证件 All right, you guys.
我帮你们登记 Just need to see your ID so I can check you in
然后我不会再打扰你们 and I'll be out of your love nest.
我‥我没有随身携带证件 I don't seem to have my ID on me.
为了不耽误你的时间 我晚点拿去驾驶舱 I don't wanna hold you up. I can run it by the bridge later.
我就知道 I knew it.
你负责耍帅 当家的是她 You're the looks, she's the brains.
这样吧 找到以后直接在墙上扫描 Listen, when you find it, just scan it on the wall
科妮丽亚会帮你登记 好吗 and Cornelia will log you in.
太棒了 'Kay? Awesome.
提早跟你说声生日快乐 Happy early birthday.
她要满几岁了 How old is she gonna be?
送命题 女人的年纪是永远的秘密 Trick question. You never say a woman's age.
我看起来像几岁 How old do I look?
-送命题 -送命题 Trick question.
坏蛋 A-hole.
你生日 两周后 - It's your birthday? - In two weeks.
-听着‥ -我们该办个派对 - Listen, I gotta... - We should throw a party!
我不过生日的 I don't do birthdays.
-耶和华见证会 -不是 Jehovah's Witness?
生日派对变数大 No. They're arbitrary, and we don't need
我们不要引人注目 any extra attention.
生日不就是要引人注目吗 Well, extra attention is kinda the point.
对 我懂你的意思了 Oh, no, I see what you mean.
所有乘客都会列入旅客清单 All onboard data flows through the manifest
而旅客清单是由船舶日志控管 which is controlled by the ship's log.
要是有人知道怎么帮你印证件 就是他们 So if anyone knows how to print you an ID, it's them.
你怎么知道这么多 How do you know all this stuff?
你觉得我会没有摸清楚 Do you think I would let the love of my life
太空船的底细 就让我的人生挚爱 take one of these ships across the solar system
搭太空船穿过太阳系吗 without knowing exactly how it's made?
别说得好像稀松平常 Don't say that, like, it's normal.
有人吗 Hello?
＂冷 热 温度 百灵达＂
卡‥文‥雷金斯 R-I-G... G?
＂卡文雷金斯＂
这里说你已经在奥拉朗二号上 Says here you were already on the Olarun Two.
-厄尔 那个‥ -厄尔 Oh, there...
那其实是电脑出错 Earl, this is a clerical error.
你也知道电脑有时候会突然秀逗 You know how computers just get buggy sometimes?
你们两个怎么站得那么远 Why are you two standing so far apart?
大多数年轻情侣都黏在一起 Most young couples are all over each other, kissing...
随时都会亲到忘我的境界 at an alarming frequency.
对 Yeah.
说得有道理 That makes sense.
对吧 亲爱的 Right, sweetie?
对了 厄尔 这‥这是什么 Ah! Say, Earl... what's this?
太空葡萄酒 Space wine.
好酷喔 Cool.
我平常都是自己喝 I usually drink alone.
我给了卡拉一杯 不过‥ 她喝不了酒 I gave Carla a glass, but she can't hold her liquor.
卡拉 Carla?
卡拉是电脑 Oh. Carla, the computer.
其实你才喝不了酒呢 You can't hold your liquor.
厄尔 Earl...
好了 All right.
厄尔 软件重启 Soft reboot, Earl.
你怎么知道要这么做呢 How do you know how to do all this?
我的论文主题是《消除计划性报废 My thesis is on eliminating planned obsolescence
普及机械常识 and universal mechanical literacy
促进生物圈永续经营》 as key tools to promote biospheric sustainability.
要是修不好这个 It'd be kind of ironic
那就太讽刺了 对吧 if I didn't know how to fix it, you know?
对 我知道 我真的知道 Yeah. Yeah, I know. I do know...
-太讽刺了 -厄尔 是你吗 - It's ironic. - Earl, is that you?
我做了一个好可怕的恶梦 I had the most terrible dream.
我们来印你的证件吧 Let's get you that ID.
你好 卡文 Hello, Calvin.
你的照片会出现在 所有系统报告里 Your photo will show up in all the system reports
只要没有人深入调查 应该就没事 so as long as no one does a deep search, you should be fine.
卡文很讨厌社交媒体 Calvin hates social media.
好 太好了 我真是热血沸腾 Okay. Amazing. Wow. My heart is racing.
-之后怎么做 -保持低调 - What are we doing next? - Next? We lay low.
什么 不行 What? No. Oh, my heart.
我的心跳 盖瑞 - Gary? - Cornelia.
科妮丽亚 我的心跳正常吗 Cornelia, is my heart normal?
你的生物节律正在上升 Your biorhythms are elevated.
你可能正在经历心跳停止 You may be experiencing cardiac arrest
或是有性生殖 or sexual reproduction.
绝对不可能说有性生殖 Oh, it's definitely not sexual reproduction.
好 我们拟定策略 Okay. We need a routine.
要露面 但是不能引起太多关注 Be seen enough not to draw attention.
有了 Oh, here we go.
船上的火星专家开班授课 A lecture series by a few of the Mars specialists on board.
绝对不要 Hard pass.
沐浴在零重力之下 - Bathing in zero G... - Soft maybe.
-可以考虑 -食物管烹饪 Food tube cooking, spacewalk...
太空漫步 Spacewalk?
不行 太空漫步要有搭档 No. You need a partner for that
但我绝对不可能在停船前下船 and there's no way I'm getting off the ship until it lands.
拜托 苏菲我们已经没事了 Come on, Sophie. We are in the clear.
可以找点乐子了 Let's go have some fun.
绝对不会被抓的 We're not gonna get caught.
他们不会把我们赶下船 They're not gonna kick us off.
确认一下 科妮丽亚 Check it. Cornelia?
你好 卡文华特 Greetings, Calvin-Walt.
不 叫我卡文就好 Nope. Just Calvin.
科妮丽亚 奥拉朗三号不是有个偷渡客吗 Cornelia, wasn't there a stowaway on the Olarun Three?
对 船上发现一只猫科动物 Yes. A feline was discovered.
那只猫是不是第一只登陆火星的猫 And isn't that cat now the very first cat on Mars?
-不是 -看吧 - No. - See?
什么 What?
它现在因为违反公司法 在等待受审中 She is awaiting trial for her crimes against the company.
莱普利 Ripley.
所以才要按照计划行事 And that's why we stick to the plan.
这是什么 卡文的面试练习 - What's this? - Calvin's practice interviews.
如果你要假扮他 就要了解他 If you're going to be him, you have to get to know him.
你还拍下来了 You filmed them?
我会下载他的论文再解释给你听 I will download his thesis for you and explain it to you
然后 给你看他传给我的信息 and show you some of the messages he sent me.
普级的那种 The PG ones.
你是说无聊级的吧 You mean the boring ones.
科妮丽亚 请把灯光调暗 Cornelia, please dim the lights.
这下日子难过了 This is gonna suck, isn't it?
只需要过35天 Only for 35 days.
＂第一天＂
我们可以在早上7点跟晚上8点考试 We can do quizzes at 7.00am and 8.00pm.
-一天考两次 -对 - Two a day? - Yes!
那么私人娱乐时间呢 What about... personal intimacy time?
我们共用房间 We share that room.
所以请你自重 可以吗 Exercise some self-control.
＂第五天＂
你在这里啊 终于找到人了 Hey... there she is.
-抱歉 我们是不是应该讲好时间 -不会 - Sorry, do we have a call scheduled? - No, no, we didn't.
我只是觉得你可能会想要‥ I just thought that you might be in the mood.
要拉屎 Got to shit.
走错房间了 走错了 Wrong room! Wrong room!
伪君子 道貌岸然 假惺惺 Whoa! Whoa! Hypocrite... Hypocrite!
苏菲‥ Sophie! Sophie?
-一天10分钟 -15 - You get ten minutes a day. - Fifteen.
-12 -好 - Twelve. - Fine.
人类与人工智能 这段重要的关系 Humans. AI. A crucial relationship
应该要维持专业 that should always remain professional.
就连我都会动摇 Even I struggle to follow.
我们想邀请你来上地球化课程 We would love it if you would do a lecture on terraforming.
毕竟你是专家 - No. - Since you are the expert.
他去年在台上发生了一起悲惨的意外 He had a traumatic accident on stage last year
现在还在恢复中 and he's recovering still.
你在台上升旗吗 Did you get an erection?
-什么 -是的 - What? - Yes.
我的天啊 - Oh, my God. - Wow.
记得保持低调 我有啊 - You have to keep a low profile. - I am.
即使在升旗传闻后 大家还是想要亲近我 People wanna hang out with me even after the erection rumors.
这真的很奇怪 我第一次遇到这种事 It's weird, I know. It's never happened to me before.
因为他们想找的是卡文 It's because they wanna hang out with Calvin.
金妮不在乎我有没有在健身 Ginny doesn't care if I work out.
她在乎 She does.
她不在乎 No, she doesn't.
她在乎 She does.
嘿 不可以 Hey. No.
捡起来 Pick it up.
因为我主修生化工程 Given my major in biochemical engineering
还有我爸妈是科维企业现任员工 and my parents' existing employment at Kovi Industries.
我的意思不是‥ Not that I should be hired, but...
你们会因为裙带关系雇用我 through nepotism or something like that.
只是觉得如果可以的话‥ I just mean that maybe if I could...
-嘿 你别紧张 -我很放松 - Hey, relax. - I am relaxed.
你做得很好 You're doing fine.
你可以说说我们在地球上 Why don't you talk about how we use the same tech on Earth
用相同技术协助减少水废弃物 to aid in waste reduction...
-苏菲 -研发新型生物塑料 - Sophie. - develop new bioplastics
-创造出‥ -苏菲 - and innovate... - Sophie.
拜托你专心掌镜 - Please just focus on the camera. - Fine.
-好 -要是我离题太远 Okay, if I deviate too much
他们会直接看下一位申请人 they'll just skip to the next applicant, okay?
-好吗 -好的 继续 Sure. Rolling.
晚安 各位乘客 Good night, sweet passengers.
祝你们大家梦到数电子羊 May your dreams be filled with the counting of electric sheep.
嗨 你要来火星是吗 Hey! You're coming to Mars?
-然后就消失无踪 -该死 - And then you go radio silent? - Mother...
-你好 苏菲 -个人隐私 - Hello, Sophie. - Privacy! Privacy!
-等等 你在看小黄片 -你要来火星 - Wait! Are you watching porn? - You're coming to Mars?
-什么 -不是 暂停 -开灯 - What? No! - Lights!
-先暂停 -播放 - Pause. Just pause. - Play.
嗨 你要来火星是吗 Hi. You're coming to Mars?
然后就消失无踪 And then you go radio silent?
我不知道你是不是认真的 I don't know if you're serious or not
-反正打给我 -你登录了 你在开玩笑吗 - but call me. - You logged in? Are you kidding?
我看不出金妮是不是 I couldn't tell if Ginny was actually excited
真的期待我去火星 that I was coming to Mars.
我只是想寻找更具科学证据的答案 I'm just trying to get a more scientific answer.
你利用脸部辨识软件 You're using facial recognition software
来查证女朋友是不是喜欢你 to find out if your girlfriend likes you?
她对你有意思的机率是‥ Likelihood of romantic interest...
-82% -好耶 - 82%. - Yeah!
-他是谁 -我是盖瑞 - Who was that? - I am Gary.
她是科妮丽亚 Oh, that's Cornelia.
我把她的名字跟声音都改成盖瑞 I reprogrammed her name and voice to Gary.
-纪念盖瑞 -你不能这么做 - After Gary. - You can't do that.
我很寂寞 你又不让我跟别人说话 I'm lonely. And you don't let me talk to anyone.
不行 No.
没有知会我 你不能改变任何东西 懂吗 You can't change things without telling me, okay?
我们拟定计划 我们就要照计划走 There's a plan and we stick to the plan.
不然我们会坐牢 甚至被弹射到太阳上去 If we don't, we go to jail, or we get ejected into the sun.
你不能因为对感情没有安全感 You can't just unilaterally change things
就擅自进行改变 because you're insecure about your relationship.
不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
你现在是跟我说话 还是跟卡文说话 Are you talking to me or are you talking to Calvin right now?
你这话是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
我没有改变你的计划 是卡文改的 I didn't change your plans. Calvin did.
我没有丢下你跑到火星工作 是卡文做的 I didn't ditch you to go to Mars for a job, Calvin did.
我没有拒绝发裸照给你 I didn't refuse to send you nudes.
那些不是你该看的 Those texts were off-limits.
我不小心看到的 I saw them by accident.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
我看到厄尔吃冰淇淋 I saw Earl eating ice cream
但是餐厅里面没有供应 but they don't serve it in the cafeteria
这表示他有自己的存货 which means he's got his own little supply
我打算去偷一些 因为我压力大 that I'm gonna steal from
压力大我就需要糖分 because I am stressed. And when I'm stressed, I need sugar.
不行 No!
我在这工作 I work here!
这招有成功过吗 Does that ever really work?
通常都会成功啊 Most of the time, yeah.
我们必须快点离开这里 We have to get out of here.
不然会被抓到的 We are going to get caught.
我就只有被你抓到过 You are the only person that ever catches me.
好 Okay. Okay.
如果你要一起就要尽一份心力 If you're gonna be here, you gotta pull your weight.
我知道你不习惯 I know you're not used
偷偷摸摸 保密防谍 to this sort of sneaking around espionage thing.
但我很棒 我是这方面的专家 I am. I'm the expert here
所以我现在要找冰箱 so I'm gonna be looking for the refrigeration unit.
或是保冷箱 The cooling kind.
那个吗 Like that one?
好 过来 Okay. Come on.
我猜接下来的日子 我都要被禁足了 Guess this means I'm kinda grounded for the rest of the flight?
-算是吧 -遵命 - Kinda. - Copy that.
你可不可以不要再对 And can you please keep your opinions
我的感情 发表任何意见了 about my relationship to yourself?
你不知道我们经历过什么 You've no idea what we've been through.
你好 苏菲 Hello, Sophie.
你说得对 You're right.
启动环境音效控制 Ambient sound control activated.
抱歉 Sorry.
好 我接受你的道歉 Okay. Apology accepted.
其实你几乎每次都对 You know, you're almost always right.
甚至包括前三次跟卡文吵架 Even in those last three arguments with Calvin.
我知道我不该偷看 And I know I shouldn't have read them...
但是你是对的 but you were right.
说真的 每次都是你对 It's honestly creepy and kind of annoying
这真的让人很讨厌 how right you are all the time.
尤其是我几乎每次都做错 Especially as someone who is wrong almost all the time.
从来没对过 Never right.
不过除了现在 Well, except right now.
-我说你是对的 -好 Me saying that you're right...
我明白了 谢谢 我们进去吧 Okay. I got it. Thanks. Now, let's go.
还有接下来的日子你想把我 And you're totally right to lock me in here
锁在房间里是正确的 for the rest of the trip.
但是可以从明天开始再软禁我吗 But can we please start my house arrest tomorrow?
为什么 Why?
这个是用海藻做的 This is made out of algae?
我不知道 I don't know.
闻起来很像 Smells like it.
还蛮难吃的 This is pretty bad.
好难吃 It's awful.
卡文一定会喜欢 Calvin would love it.
好吧 你‥ Okay, that's...
说得应该没错 probably true.
他是怎么做到的 I don't know how he does it.
做到什么 Does what?
全神贯注的海藻天才 Super focused, algae genius thing.
好像脑子里只有海藻 Like it's all he thinks about.
当然不是只有海藻 It's not all he thinks about.
好吧 Okay, well...
身为华特的一大优点就是 the great thing about being Walt
他不够聪明 is that he's not smart enough
所以一件事不会想太久 to think about any one thing for too long.
我想念华特 I miss Walt. Good guy.
好人 大帅哥 Handsome.
所以你跟金妮呢 So, what about you and Ginny?
我们怎么样 What about us?
你为了她飞往火星 你应该有什么计划吧 You're flying to Mars for her. You must have some sort of plan.
我不知道 I don't know.
偷一艘太空船 I steal the spaceship...
飞向宇宙 travel the stars...
大冒险 adventure.
怎么了 What?
你希望这辈子 You've been on a spaceship
搭着太空船穿梭群星之中 traveling through the stars your entire life.
地球 Earth.
就算再过十亿年 In a billion years
我们也无法打造 或是找到跟地球一样的地方 we will never build or find anything quite like it.
它是我们唯一的太空船 It's our only spaceship.
火星上有哪件事 是不能在地球上做的 What could we possibly do out here that we couldn't do there?
你们有没有想过 也许不该去火星呢 You ever worry the wrong person is headed to the wrong planet?
我跟卡文 Me and Calvin?
没想过 No.
我们会回来 We'll be back.
等他的合约结束 Once his contract is up...
先迁就他 之后轮到我 First his turn, then my turn.
是啊 照计划 Right. The plan.
我们要共创美满人生 We're building a life together.
当你找到一个不可思议的目标 And when you find something extraordinary
你会为它奋斗 you fight for it.
为它牺牲 守护它 Sacrifice for it. Protect it.
是的 Yes.
"因为当我们遇到了 Because what most of us fail to appreciate...
真正千载难逢的好机会时 when presented with something truly unique
绝大多数人都不懂得珍惜" is that it will only ever exist once.
你看了我的论文 You read my thesis.
而且我甚至还看懂了 I may have even understood it.
这么说让我感动又不自在 That is weirdly touching.
那个海藻让我消化不良 That algae really isn't sitting well.
不 别再提海藻了 Don't mention algae.
各位同好 大家好 Hello, peers.
真的很遗憾 我刚刚得知我们安排的演讲嘉宾 Unfortunately, I've just learned that our scheduled speaker
法兰克林迪尔朋博士 Doctor Franklin Dearborn...
得了轻微的太空失常症 has come down with a mild case of "space madness."
-太好了 -所以之前定好的 - Awesome. - And his scheduled presentation
量子推进理论课程将会改期 on the theoretical limits of quantum propulsion is being rescheduled.
不过我登入社区终端后 However, I was logging on to one of the community terminals
发现了一篇精彩绝伦的论文 and I came across this fascinating thesis presentation.
就是它 There it is.
卡文雷金斯 Calvin Riggins...
-天啊 -糟了 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God.
他在地球化界 ...is our very modest
是一位非常谦虚的专家 but very accomplished expert in terraformation.
-希望他能上台解危 -惨了 - And I'm hoping he'll save the day - No.
教教我们怎么把火星 by coming up here and teaching us a bit
改造得跟地球一样绿意盎然 about how Mars will someday be as green as Earth.
甚至青出于蓝 毕竟地球已经逐渐凋零 Hopefully, greener, as Earth is dying.
请上台来 卡文 Come on up here, Calvin.
-我该怎么办 -不知道 只能随机应变 - What do I do? - I don't know. Maybe just riff.
鬼扯是你的超能力 Isn't, like, talking your superpower?
-卡文 -等一下 - Calvin! - One second.
-卡文 -卡文 Calvin! Calvin!
一只耳机给我 把耳机当成对讲机 Give me one of your earbuds. We'll use it like a walkie-talkie.
告诉我该说什么话 You can just tell me what to say.
我没带耳机 I left them in the room.
快点上台啊 Get up here!
叫他们把我发射到太阳上吧 Have them eject me towards the sun.
-好耶 他来了 -卡文 Calvin! Calvin!
他上来了 He's coming up!
-别担心 要是你升旗就继续说 Don't worry. If you get an erection, keep going.
嗨 Hi.
我是‥我是卡文 I'm... I'm Calvin.
我是一位地球化专家 I'm a terraformologist.
超有哏 Zinger!
我们从基础开始说 Let's start with the basics.
"地球化" Terraforming...
这个词是源自于拉丁文 which comes from the Latin term "Terra..."
-天啊 -意思是地球 - Oh, God. - ...meaning "Earth..."
然后"化"就是‥ and forming...
就是转化 That's forming.
＂第一部分：为人类改变火星＂
为人类改造火星 "Changing Mars for us."
为人类改变 Changing for us.
改变‥ Changing...
有个比我聪明很多的人说过 Someone a lot smarter than me once said
火星像镜子 that Mars is like our mirror.
它反映出我们内心最深处的东西 The reflection of what is deepest in our hearts.
卡文 你说得太对了 Calvin, that's so true.
过去几个星期跟大家一起旅行 After traveling with you guys for the last few weeks
我不知道什么才是真的 I don't really know if that's true anymore.
当我看到你们 When I look at you
我看到地球上最聪明的人 I see the smartest people on the planet.
我很清楚 你们这一辈子 And you've spent your entire lives
都在努力攻克火星这个任务 很艰难 trying to check an impossible set of boxes... for Mars.
我也懂 And I get it.
火星很棒 我申请这个计划37次了吧 Mars is awesome. I applied to this program, like, 37 times.
但是或许当你找到 But maybe when you find that thing
让你愿意穿越整个宇宙的目标 that you're willing to cross the entire universe to be with...
也要‥确定这个目标 也愿意为你付出吗 just... make sure it's ready to do the same for you.
不要转化你自己 Don't terraform yourself.
这也是人生 It's your life, too.
谢谢收听 Thanks for listening!
我说完了 I'm done.
就这样啊 好像有点短 That was it? A little short.
泰比 Tabby...
我们结婚吧 let's get married.
什么 What?
我是说订婚再结婚 I mean engaged to get married.
确实 卡文的演讲 在学术上来说一文不值 Calvin's presentation, it was useless from a technical perspective
但是他说得对 but he's right.
我不应该把火星放在我们 I should have never put Mars before us.
跟你之前 Before you.
天啊 我的天啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
你说怎么样 女人 What say you, woman?
好啊 Yes!
好 Yes!
大家都听好了 Listen up, everybody.
我们30分钟之后 强制参加订婚宴 Mandatory engagement party in T-minus 30 minutes.
＂泰比和索莱斯订婚宴＂
终于要开始了 It's finally happening!
货真价实的舞会 A real dance party!
发光发热的时候到了 It's time to shine, bitch.
嘿 Hey!
嘿 Hey.
这是你自己做的 Did you make this?
我没带裙子 I didn't pack a dress.
你真是能干到讨人厌的地步 You are so annoyingly good at things.
我觉得狗急跳墙 却可以用演说 Coming from a guy that just inspired an engagement party
促成订婚宴的人 应该没有资格说我才对 with a speech pulled from the deepest recesses of his own ass.
这不是订婚宴 Oh, this isn't an engagement party.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
是生日派对 It's a birthday party.
我不过生日 I don't do birthdays.
我知道你也不搭太空船 You also don't fly on rockets
也不会跟偷渡客合谋 or conspire with stowaways.
我觉得你要面对现实 I think you just gotta face it.
你是太空罪犯了 You're a space criminal now.
现在快许愿 不要许愿跟我去太空漫游 Now make a wish. And don't wish to go on a spacewalk with me
因为这个邀约终生有效 because that's, kind of, an open-door policy.
随时随地都可以 Any time. Any time.
拜托 Please.
太空漫游 Spacewalk.
是我要许愿 My wish.
没问题 You got it.
要不要跟你爸妈视讯 Do you wanna get your parents on a video call?
我１４岁他们就过世了 My parents died when I was 14.
什么 What?
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我不知道 I had no idea.
卡文一家收留了我‥ Calvin's family took me in.
是珍收留了我 Well, Jan, actually.
她没有迟疑 只说了"这是你的房间" She didn't even hesitate. It was just, "Here's your room."
你喜欢吃什么东西 "What are your favorite meals?"
你随时想去逛街我都会陪你" And "I'm ready to go shopping whenever you are."
其实 卡文大概不会参加这种派对 You know, Calvin probably wouldn't go to a party like this.
好吧 我会偷偷走 Okay. I'll go peacefully.
再给我一首歌的时间 Just let me have one more song.
我是指你今晚当华特就好 No, I mean... you should be Walt tonight.
因为你很想念他 'Cause you miss him so much.
走吧 月野 Come on, Tsukino.
耶 Yeah!
我的天啊 你房间到了 - Oh, my God, it's our room. - Here we go.
启动环境音效控制 Ambient sound control activated.
我应该先把裙子挂起来 I should really go hang up this dress.
你还是穿着吧 Yeah, let's keep it on.
就把它当超大酒壶 Think of it like a really big bib.
外太空葡萄酒 从这么高的地方猛灌下去 That space wine hits extra hard with this altitude.
天啊 华特 Oh, my God, Walt.
我们在外太空 不是在高空 We are in space, not high in the sky.
你到底了不了解外太空 Do you have any idea how space works?
对不起 I'm sorry.
有时候你真的太蠢 蠢到让人生气 Sometimes you're just so dumb and it makes me so angry.
我知道 I know.
我也很生气 Makes me angry too.
盖瑞 可以把灯光调暗吗 Gary, can you please dim the lights?
我好像微波炉食品 I feel like a Hot Pocket.
嘿 Hey.
我生日要做什么 What should we do for my birthday?
以前的苏菲做不到的事 Something old Sophie couldn't...
但是新的苏菲可以的 but new Sophie can.
-我做不到 -你绝对可以的 I can't do this.
我们死定了 You can totally do this.
其实是人都会死 - We're gonna die. - Eventually.
-我们回去吧 -不行 In glorious battle.
你别出去 - Let's go back inside. - No...
看着我 Look at me.
数到三 On three.
什么 要干吗 What? What on three?
你知道要干吗 You know what on three.
不会吧 Seriously?
一 One.
-二 -二 - Two. - Two.
-三 -三 - Three. - Three.
科维企业不会承担此次太空漫游行程 Kovi Industries is not responsible for your actions on this spacewalk.
如果牵绳断裂 将判定为使用者疏失 Should your tether break, we must assume user error.
请登上发射平台 Please launch yourselves onto the platform.
走吧 Come on.
再靠近也改变不了景观 Getting closer isn't gonna change the view.
只要靠近一定会改变 Getting closer always changes the view.
不行 No...
别想走 你不准走 Stay.
你可以的 你没问题 他不会比你厉害 You can do this. You can do this. He is no better than you.
你很勇敢 你很坚强 你可以的 You're brave. You're strong. You can do this.
这景象跟你想的一样吗 Is it everything you imagined?
不一样 No.
当然不一样 Of course, it's not.
美多了 It's so much better.
发生什么事了 What the hell was that?
我不知道 I don't know.
请保持冷静 人类乘客 Please remain calm, human passengers
不管怎么做 都无法增加你们生还的机会 as there is nothing you can do to increase your odds of survival.
好了 大家听好 11分钟前 All right. Listen up, everybody. Roughly 11 minutes ago
本太空船被不明残骸撞击受损 our hull was breached by an unidentified piece of debris.
我们的氧气槽破裂 Our O2 reserves have been pierced
所以我们会停泊在火星卫星站 so we'll be docking at the Mars orbital station
搭乘接驳船前往火星 and we'll take a freight shuttle to the surface.
跟我来 Come with me.
你好 苏菲 Hello, Sophie.
他们会用证件核对火星资料库 They're checking IDs at the Mars database
基本上就是太空海关 which is basically space customs.
所以他们一扫描你 So the moment they scan yours
就会看到卡文在火星上 they're gonna see that Calvin is already on Mars.
可恶 我问你 - Oh, shit. - Question.
你能塞进我的行李箱吗 Do you think you can fit in my suitcase?
这个办法有点粗糙 That feels like a first draft idea.
如果你没有大手大脚应该可行 Okay. Well, if you weren't so gangly, then it might work.
如果我们说有两个卡文 What if we say there are two Calvins?
火星上的卡文是冒牌货 The one on Mars is already the imposter.
我去陪睡塔特船长 我是她的菜 I could sleep with Captain Tarter. I know that I'm her type.
就像美人计 It's like a honeypot scheme.
在那之后她就欠我一笔 We know that she's indebted to me after that point
不是我自愿的 而是‥而是这样 and not because I want to or anything, but because it
-好 可以帮我们‥ -别说了 - you know, would help us... - Okay, stop.
你觉得通风管怎么样 How do you feel about air ducts?
氧气存量骤减 O2 reserves dropping.
请人类乘客保持冷静 Human passengers are advised to remain calm
尽快行动 减少呼吸 and breathe as little as possible.
苏菲呼叫华特 苏菲呼叫华特 Sophie for Walt. Sophie for Walt.
你听到了吗 Do you read me?
我赌100块 你是对着手腕说的 One hundred bucks says you just said that into your wrist.
不是 No.
骗人 Liar.
闭嘴 专心一点 Shut up. You need to focus.
在下一个交汇处左转 At the next junction, turn left.
左转中 Turning left.
左转了 - Turned left. - Okay.
好 这个通风井可以通往卫星站 This shaft connects to the orbital station.
通往哪 苏菲 你说哪里 Take me to the what, Sophie?
无论发生什么事 千万不要往涡轮机那边走 Do not, under any circumstances, go towards the turbine.
-苏菲 -华特 - Sophie. - Walt.
华特 华特 Walt. Walt?
请所有乘客马上前往A广场 Passengers are advised to move to Sub-concourse A.
无论发生什么事 千万不要‥ Do not, under any circumstances...
对自己失去信心 lose faith in yourself.
加油 Come on, Walt.
这样轻松多了 This is a lot easier.
华特 华特 Walt. Walt.
华特 Walt?
你在上面吗 Are you up there?
我就知道 Of course.
你会选错的通风井 You picked the wrong shaft.
你这个笨蛋 你这个傻瓜 You idiot. You moron.
嘿 Hey.
我在这里 I'm here.
那你为什么不出声 Why wouldn't you say so?
我以为我们要上演 I thought you were gonna do the whole
她以为他死了 她才说出 "She thought he was dead and then she revealed
他其实是个好人的戏码 我猜的 that she actually thought he was a great guy" thing.
你跟大家一起上楼吧 You need to get upstairs with everyone else.
我在楼下不会有事的 I'm gonna be totally fine down here.
可是上面很挤 It's pretty cramped up there,
他们也已经检查过我的证件了 所以‥ and they already checked my ID so...
那是帐篷吗 Is that a tent?
这样真的不对 This feels wrong.
苏菲 露营而已 Sophie. We're camping.
当成觅食就好 Think of it like foraging.
这跟露营一点关系也没有 This is camping-adjacent at best.
拜托 发挥想象力 Come on. Use your imagination.
四周很难闻 很不舒服 Smells bad. It's uncomfortable.
想在哪上厕所就在哪上厕所 You can go to the bathroom anywhere you want.
就是露营 Just like camping.
还差好风景 I think we need a view.
展开轨道运转 Beginning orbital rotation.
预计抵达时间14小时 Estimated time to arrival, 14 hours.
我们要先去哪里 Where to go first?
等一下 灯光 Wait. Lights.
好点子 Good idea.
哇哦 Wow.
土卫六 Titan.
选得好 Good choice.
试试木卫二 Try Europa.
＂土卫六 木卫二＂
我觉得它在盯着我看 I feel like it's staring at me.
那就不要看 Then look away.
不行 这样就被它得逞了 No. That's exactly what it wants.
我看得出 你病得不轻 I can tell this is getting painful for you.
对 Yeah.
你把它弄坏了 Did you just break it?
不是 你等着看 No. Just wait.
这是一开始 It's the beginning.
什么的开始 Of what?
一切的起源 Of everything.
是星星吗 Are those stars?
是暗物质在引力作用下聚集 Dark matter collecting under the force of gravity.
看不见的线 牵引着一切就定位 Invisible strings just pulling everything into place.
然后那些星体 And celestial bodies just...
随之而来 follow.
怎么了 What happened?
宇宙好像终结了 I think the universe just ended.
-我们应该‥ -我只是‥ - We should... - I just...
你‥ You...
我们该睡觉了 We should probably get some sleep.
-好 -好 - Yeah. - Yeah.
"买一个小国家 "Buy a small country."
从咖啡店绑架盖瑞" "Kidnap Gary from the coffee shop."
他不愿意走 He never leaves.
"我们可以植入大脑扩张晶片" "Get brain augmenting chip installed."
对 我想知道别人在想什么 Yeah. I wanna read other people's minds.
这是不可能完成的清单 This is an impossible checklist.
我认命 I deserve that.
这是哪 Where are we?
这里从我长大的地方 走过去五分钟吧 We are about five minutes from where I grew up.
就是一处违法垃圾场 It's basically an illegal dump site.
我爸以前常带我去 My dad used to bring me out here.
真酷 Cool.
那里真的很危险 It was so dangerous.
到处都是钢筋外露还有碎玻璃 Like, exposed wires everywhere, and broken glass
而且我大概被电到不下上百次吧 and I got electrocuted, like, a hundred times.
-真棒 -是啊 - That's awesome. - Yeah.
而且那里的味道很难闻 And it smelled terrible.
臭死了 Like, so bad.
我们本来想拯救世界 一次修复一样东西 We were gonna save the world, one broken thing at a time.
我爱那里 I loved it.
苏菲 你在哪 Sophie? Where are you?
打给我 Call me.
我该上去一下打给他了 I should probably go up and call him.
＂科维企业＂
＂通讯＂
＂联络卡文霍金斯＂
嘿 听到撞击事件之后 我就一直传信息给你 Hey. I've been messaging you since we heard about the collision.
你为什么没打给我 Why haven't you called?
我的平板电脑没电了 My... My tablet died.
你不可以就这样失联好吗 You can't disappear like that, okay?
珍都快疯了 Jan has been losing her mind.
-然后布兰登‥变得很沉默 -听我说 - Brandon got, like, really quiet. - I just...
他第一次这个样子 Which has never happened before.
听我说 我有事告诉你 Listen, I need to tell you something.
＂卡文雷金斯＂
等等 Wait...
你在哪 Where are you?
我原本是要给你惊喜 可是‥ It was supposed to be a surprise, but...
好吧 你看 Okay, check it out.
这是你的房间 This is your room.
我房间 My room?
都是我妈的主意 It was Mom's idea.
我爸搭了一个焊接台 My dad built a soldering station.
布兰登做了一个水培花园 Brandon put together a hydroponic garden.
还有‥ And...
你爸妈 and your folks.
搬进来了 现在就等你到达了 Already moved in. Just waiting on your arrival.
我好开心 I love it.
我知道 可能我有时候不擅长表达情绪 可是‥ I know I don't articulate things well... sometimes, emotions, but...
我知道 I know.
你说你有事要告诉我 You said you wanted to tell me something?
没有 No.
晚点见 I'll see you soon.
等你登陆 I'll see you when you land.
＂通话结束＂
没事的 It's okay.
华特 Walt.
你听完给我意见 Tell me what you think.
我想带两罐氧气躲在储藏箱里 I'm gonna hide in one of these storage boxes with this O2 canister.
然后你去仓库找我看看 When you find me, in one of the storage units
限时‥ in about...
两个半 two-and-a-half...
还是两个小时好了 以防万一 Let's say two hours, just to be safe.
我没办法 I can't.
你是怕我死掉吗 Are you afraid that I'm gonna be dead?
不是 华特 No. Walt.
要是闻起来有尸臭味的话 Look, if the box smells like a dead body...
你就走掉 just keep walking.
我没办法再帮你了 I can't help you anymore.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
这是我的人生 But this is my life.
我不能冒险 I can't risk it.
卡文‥ Calvin...
在这里 is here.
他的家人 我的家人都在这里 His family... My family is here.
金妮也在这里 And Ginny is here.
不要再装得 好像我们同病相怜一样 Stop acting like our situations are even remotely the same.
好吧 Right.
你本来就不该在这里 You're not supposed to be here.
那你呢 因为你可以买票 And you are? 'Cause you can buy a ticket.
这么说不公平 That's not fair.
什么叫不公平 You know what's not fair?
距离自己的梦想这么近 Try getting this close to your dreams
但是却有人告诉你 and having someone tell you
"你不配"整整37次 you're not good enough 37 times.
还是遇见梦中女神 Or meeting the girl of your dreams
但是她当天就要搬到其他的星球 the night before she goes to another planet
-还是必须工作‥ -等等 - or having to work... - Wait.
什么 What?
你跟金妮在一起多久了 How long have you and Ginny been together?
大一左右开始 Since freshmen year-ish.
确切时间 How "ish"?
她前往火星的前一天晚上吧 The night before she left for Mars-ish.
我要吐了 I'm gonna throw up.
不 别吐 不然我也会吐 No, don't do that, 'cause then I'm gonna throw up.
我真不敢相信你这么自私 I can't believe how selfish you are.
一直以来你执着 You are so obsessed
要摆脱你平庸的人生 with escaping your average existence
却宁可破坏 我的宝贵的人生 that you would blow up my life,
她的人生 都是为了什么 her life, for what?
就为了你想要的大冒险 For some sort of adventure?
为了某个愚蠢的日记 For some stupid journal entry?
苏菲 我无法破坏你的人生 Sophie, I couldn't blow up your life if I tried.
你过的是他的人生 You're living his life.
荒唐可笑 That's ridiculous.
他会为你搬家吗 Do you think he's gonna move for you?
你觉得他会为你回地球吗 Do you think he's gonna go back to Earth for you?
难道他不会找到更好的工作 That he's not going to get offered a better job
你也只能像以前一样配合他吗 and you're gonna go along with it, like you always do?
你根本就不了解他 You don't know anything about him.
我其实很了解 I actually do.
我被强迫成为他 I've had to be him.
他永远不会为你妥协 He's never gonna meet you halfway.
他永远不会跟随你 He's never going to follow you.
你是胆小鬼 苏菲 You're a coward, Sophie.
总有一天 Someday...
等你写满你的破日记 when that stupid journal is filled...
你翻阅过去才会发现 you're gonna flip through it and realize
你做的这些事有多么没意义 just how pointless it all was.
苏菲 Sophie...
我来是因为有人想要我来这里 I'm here because I am wanted here.
你来这里 是因为没人在乎你去哪里 You are here because no one cares where you are.
＂火星＂
身份已确认 Identification confirmed.
来自地球的华特 Greetings, Walt from Earth.
你现在在火星被捕了 You are under arrest on Mars.
你好 卡文 Hello, Calvin.
我们到了 And here we are.
-欢迎回家 -欢迎回家 - Welcome home! - Welcome home!
嗨 Hi.
我好想你 我也想你 - I missed you. - I missed you.
回程太空船出发前 你会被关在这里 You will be kept here until the return launch.
要是你请不起律师 If you cannot afford an attorney
我们会指派一位给你 one will be provided for you.
目前火星上没有人类律师 There are currently no human attorneys on Mars.
如果你不是来救我的 那你可以走了 If you're not here to rescue me, can you just leave?
嗨 陌生人 Hey, stranger.
什么 你怎么在这里 What? How are you here?
我有认识的人 I know a guy.
认识的人 You know a guy?
这位是艾德格 This is Edgar.
你好 'Sup?
你好 Hey, guy.
给我两分钟 Two minutes?
他人真好 He's awesome.
你知道吗 You know what?
他确实是个好人 He is awesome.
他也是我男朋友 He is also my boyfriend.
我的新男友 My new boyfriend.
你跟看守我的人交往 You're dating my guard?
我们只认识一个晚上 你就跟着我到火星 You followed me to Mars after one night.
我当然需要找个警卫来保护我 Kind of needed to start dating a security guard.
我先问清楚 Just to be clear...
你不是来救我的 you're not here to rescue me?
不是 No.
不过我给你带来了一个伴 But I did bring you some company.
莱普利 Ripley?
天啊 Oh, my God. Hi.
嘿 你怎么在这里 我以为你被捕了 What are you doing here? I thought you were arrested.
该走了 Time to go.
你不会有事的 华特 You'll be okay, Walt.
我们都知道你真正爱的是谁 I mean, we both know who you're really in love with.
火星 Mars.
而你成功了 And you made it.
也算是吧 More or less.
上面说他申请被拒绝了上百次 It says his application was rejected like a hundred times.
-什么 -是37次 - Wow, 100 times? - Thirty-seven.
我真的不懂 为什么会有人想去一个 I don't understand why someone would wanna be somewhere
跟他格格不入的地方 they do not belong.
我倒是觉得很刺激 对 有道理 - Yeah, you've got a point. - Well, I think it's exciting.
你跟那偷渡客有交集吗 苏菲 Did you and the stowaway cross paths, Sophie?
-没有 -没有 - No. - No?
他一定躲在通风管 No. He must've been hiding.
或是什么奇怪的地方吧 - Really? - In the air ducts or something.
-真的 你们能够想象吗 -真的很蠢 - Wow. Can you just imagine? - That is so stupid.
苏菲 到了这里你想做什么吗 So, any idea what you're gonna do now that you're here?
我推荐了她 去我的队上 I recommended her for a spot on my team.
什么 What?
他们很喜欢你 你符合资格 Well, they love you for it.
他们在找有潜力 You're totally qualified and they're always looking
进入下一个阶段的队员 for young candidates who can carry out the next phase.
下一个阶段 The next phase?
对 为期12年的生命周期实验 Yeah, the 12-year-life-cycle trials.
快醒醒 华特 Wake up, Walt.
你开口说话了 Did you just talk?
你该走了 It's time to go.
盖瑞 Gary?
是你吗 Is that you?
我不是真的认为猫会说话‥ I didn't really think the cat could talk.
安全吗 Clear?
收到 Copy.
靠近一点 Come closer.
有人吗 Hello?
好 Okay.
莱普利 等等 Ripley.
哈啰 华特 Hello, Walt.
我的天啊 是你本人 Holy shit. It's you.
李昂科维 Leon Kovi.
我房间有一张一模一样的照片 I have that same picture right by my bed.
听起来好像怪怪的 That sounded weird.
我超想跟你见面的 真的 真的想很久了 I've thought about meeting you for a really, really long time.
我也是 As have I.
什么 What?
从你在地球上进入逃生舱开始 I have been monitoring your progress
我就一直在监视你的进展 since you first entered that escape pod back on Earth.
-可恶 -对 鲍伯 看到那孩子没 - Oh, shit. - Bob, you seeing this kid?
看到了 他以为没人看得见他 Yep, kid thinks he's invisible.
船上到处都有监视器 You have cameras everywhere?
对 鲍伯叫大家假装没看到他 Bob says, everybody just act like you don't see him.
你为什么不逮捕我 Why didn't you arrest me?
我做了一个侧写 你为这段旅程 Well, I ran a profile and the risk of you impacting the journey
造成正面冲击的机率不到零 in a meaningful way was below zero
我以为在计算上是不可能的 which I didn't even think was mathematically possible
结果出来负数 华特 but it was, it was a negative number, Walt.
有人担心 你会死在通风管里 There was some concern that you would die in the air ducts.
而且你发臭的尸体 And the smell of your rotting carcass
可能会打扰到付钱的乘客 might disturb some of the paying guests.
大家都下注 Bets were made.
而我赢了 I won.
-混蛋 -那个女孩 - You asshole! - That girl
跟这事没关系 had nothing to do with it.
-华特 -她有 但这是我逼她的 - Walt! - She did. But I forced her.
也不是太过强硬 Not, like, forced her.
是胁迫 轻度胁迫 Blackmail. Light blackmail.
世上没有轻度胁迫这种事好吗 There is no such thing as "light blackmail," okay?
胁迫就是胁迫 你胁迫她无所谓 There's no diet blackmail. You blackmailed her, it's fine.
所以我之后会怎么样 So, what happens now?
这个嘛 董事会同意 Well, the board has voted to write this off
把这件事当成安全测试 as a security systems test.
把你送回地球 Ship you back to Earth
然后用法律绑死你 and tie you up in so much legal trouble
这样全世界的人 都不会再有你的消息 that the world at large will never hear from you again.
至少给我逃生舱吧 Can I at least get my own escape pod?
华特 我讨厌董事会 Walt, I hate the board.
所以我泄露监视器画面 So, I leaked the security footage.
我分享你偷渡过程给全世界 I shared your whole journey with the world.
-你什么 -结果你大爆红 - Oh. You what? - It's become so popular.
你看大家看了有多开心 Look how happy it makes people.
还诞生了一个词 "华特化" I'm told it's called "Walt-ing."
她华特化 他也华特化 他们都华特化 She's Walt-ing. He's Walt-ing. They're all Walt-ing.
华特化 Walt-ing?
我不能华特化 因为我腰不好 I, myself, can't Walt. I have a bad back.
不过这边的爱伦华特化过 But Alan here has Walted. Haven't you, Alan?
我躲躲藏藏 我是一个偷鸡摸狗的人类男孩 I am hiding. I am a sneaky, sneaky human boy.
你真的大受欢迎 It's very, very fresh.
现在董事会深怕口碑会因为这样受损 And now the board is terrified of a PR backlash.
来 请坐 Please, sit.
你让我想起年轻时的自己 You remind me of a young me, Walt.
指情绪上 不是智慧上 Emotionally, that is.
就是拿比苹果 Intellectually, it's more of an apples to...
更聪明的食物 whatever a much smarter fruit is.
什么是更聪明的食物 What's a smarter fruit, Walt?
木瓜 Papaya?
木瓜 对 Papaya! Yes.
我就是木瓜 I'm the papaya.
你知道木瓜为什么要来火星吗 Do you know why the papaya came to Mars, Walt?
减税 Taxes?
不是 我是亿万富翁 我不用缴税 No, I'm a billionaire, Walt, I don't pay taxes.
我敢说木瓜来这里的原因 I bet the papaya came for the exact same reason
跟苹果一样 as the simple little apple.
因为爱 Love?
爱 你几岁啊 Love? How old are you?
不是 No.
因为你不甘心待在地球上 You wouldn't settle for the relentless onslaught
过着一成不变的疲劳轰炸生活 of the quotidian that is life on Earth
所以你来到这里 so you came here...
就是火星 to Mars.
这里不只是有钱人的游乐场 This is not just a playground for the wealthy, Walt.
这里延续着我们种族的好奇心 It's a continuation of our species' rich history
跟探索的丰富历史 of curiosity and exploration.
我们需要大家 还有投资人明白这一点 Now, we need the public and our investors to understand that.
我觉得我们可以互相帮助 I think that you and I could help each other.
你区区一位咖啡师 You, a barista.
是助理咖啡师 Assistant barista.
一位助理咖啡师 A barista's assistant.
平庸到极点 碌碌无为 Unremarkable in every way.
就是一个凡夫俗子 Truly middle-of-the-road, by all metrics.
好的 我知道了 Okay, I got it.
乘风破浪 排除万难 Stowing away for an historic journey
展开了一段历史性的旅程 against impossible odds
不过当然是由我秘密资助 secretly facilitated by me, of course
进而发现他毫无意义的人生 to discover something that just might
因此变得稍微有了那么一点 make his meaningless little life
真的只有一点 一点点意义 just a smidgeon, just a tickle more meaningful.
我认为这才是大家想听到的故事 Now, that is a story people wanna hear, Walt.
这是什么 Oh, what's this?
华特 这上面写了你的名字 Walt, this has your name on it.
-是一份合约 -合约 - This is a contract. - Contract?
这份合约是希望你授权科维企业 Ceding control of your likeness
将你的肖象独家使用在 to Kovi Industries for exclusive use
已知跟未知宇宙的 in promotional materials
-宣传事项上 -宇宙 in perpetuity across all universes, known and unknown.
不过做为交换 And in exchange...
你可以留下 you may stay here.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
欢迎来到火星 华特 Welcome to Mars, Walt.
＂冒险与其他事项＂
＂科维企业＂
盖瑞 Gary!
＂我们唯一的太空船＂
我可以用我的钱 解决全球饥荒问题吗 Could I have solved world hunger with my money, Walt?
当然 解决几次都没问题 Sure. Dozens of times over.
但是你不觉得 我来到火星 But don't you think it's better that I came to Mars
激励下一代年轻人 解决全球 to inspire the next generation of young people...
-饥荒问题不是更好吗 -看起来不错喔 - ...to solve world hunger? - Looking good, guys.
好帅喔 How handsome.
-当然 -对 我赞成 - Sure. - Yes, I agree.
真是性感喔 Sexy.
盖瑞 他们在下面做什么 Hey, Gary. What are they doing down there?
准备发射回程太空船 Preparing the return vessel for launch.
在每一个轨道周期结束时 At the conclusion of each orbital cycle
人类会庆祝 自己掌控这个无生命的星球 the humans celebrate their domination of this lifeless planet.
庆典过后 After the festivities
没有价值的破碎物品 broken objects of little value are sent back to Earth
便会送回地球进行长期存放 for long-term storage.
你是说垃圾 You mean, garbage?
是的 Yes.
就像有性生殖一样 Like sexual reproduction
制造垃圾让人类带来幸福感 making garbage brings humans great happiness.
但是看到垃圾却会让人类愧疚 But looking at it causes deep shame.
因此必须埋藏起来 It must be hidden.
我们应该来这里吗 Are we supposed to be here?
不应该 No.
我请你回栖息地 已经请了11次了 I have asked you to return to the habitat 11 times.
好吧 盖瑞 All right, Gary.
你赢了 You win.
我是维克特 I am Victor.
＂华特与苏菲不可能完成清单＂
＂成为火星第一个偷渡客＂
＂欺骗智商１６５的船长＂
＂推动举办星际订婚宴＂
＂太空漫游舞会＂
＂通风管忍者 在土卫六露营＂
＂进行终极大冒险＂
对了 盖‥维克特 Hey, Ga... Victor?
什么事 华特 Yes, Walt?
我需要一些工具 I'm gonna need some tools.
我不懂为什么你想去那种场合 I don't even understand why you wanna go to this thing.
那是回程派对 It's the return party.
一定会很好玩 It's gonna be fun.
而且你不能一直工作吧 Plus, you can't work all the time.
对了 那个‥ Which reminds me
我该说你什么时候开始 when can I tell them you can start?
开始什么 Start what?
上班 The job.
就是到我队上 With my team.
这份工作适合我吗 I don't know if it's the right fit.
我想 绝对适合 It's the perfect fit.
行程都一样 I mean, it's the same schedule.
我还有论文要写 所以‥ I still have to finish my thesis anyway so...
对 我知道 Yes, I know, but...
可是你已经不用写论文了 well, you don't need it anymore.
你都来了 You're here.
还有公司录取你 You have a job offer.
你不需要论文也能毕业 这些都是过去式了 You can graduate without it. You know, it's the past.
不是过去式 It's not the past.
应该是未来式 It's supposed to be the future.
我的未来 My future.
看看是谁华特化了 Look, who has Walted.
对 是我 Yeah, no.
各位表演得不错 Good stuff, guys.
一枪打死我吧 这些都老掉牙了 Shoot me in the face. That is getting old.
你差一点就没命了 亲爱的 It almost came to that, honey, trust.
我投票要把你弹射出去 但是科维心太软 I voted to eject you, but Kovi, he's a softy.
你也全程都知情 You knew the whole time too?
华特 我的智商有165 Walt, I have an IQ of 165
我还可以驾驶 一架价值四十亿的太空船 and I can pilot a four billion-dollar spaceship...
穿过行星带 Through an asteroid belt. Yeah.
对 我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
那火星好玩吗 So, how you enjoying Mars?
坦白说 我以为会不一样 Honestly, I thought it would be different.
我以为我到了这里 I thought that I would get here
我就会有改变或其他的 and I would be changed or something.
可是我到了以后却发现一如往常 But now I'm here and it's exactly the same.
华特 无论你到底跑了多远 Walt, it doesn't matter how far you travel
都摆脱不了自己 you can never escape yourself.
这是你刚刚想出来的吗 Did you just come up with that?
当然不是 这句话是很常见的俗语 No, bitch. That is a very common phrase.
难过你从来没有听说过吗 - How have you not heard that before? - Never heard it.
没听过 幸好你长得帅 因为你好蠢 Thank God you pretty, 'cause you dumb.
你很帅 也很蠢 You pretty, but you dumb.
我要去找聪明人聊天了 I'm gonna talk to somebody smarter.
我先去跟队友打招呼 I should go say hi to the team.
好的 Oh. Okay.
嘿 Hey.
这样就算扯平了 Is that supposed to make us even?
不行 No.
你得付钱 You gotta pay for that.
那你那位优秀的金妮在哪里啊 So, where is the amazing Ginny?
她正在跟优秀的艾德格在一起 She is with the amazing Edgar.
她的新男友 Her new boyfriend.
你说得对 You were right, though.
她只是个借口 She was just an excuse.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
为所有事道歉 For everything.
所以‥你会在这里待一阵子啰 So... you sticking around for a while?
对 看起来是这样 你呢 Yeah, looks like it. You?
对 是这样没错 Yeah, looks like it.
＂苏菲＂
真可惜 That's too bad.
＂苏菲的完全不可能清单＂
＂回到地球＂
＂会吃垃圾的植物 ＂
＂更多简单明了的科学＂
＂拯救世界＂
＂附注：他应该跟你走＂
＂按我＂
＂再见 地球人＂
＂向月亮说声嗨＂
＂我们会很想你＂
＂很想你的脑袋瓜＂
＂不想你的二氧化碳＂
这是什么 What is that?
没什么 Nothing.
一个别人送的傻玩具 Just something silly someone gave me.
苏菲 Sophie.
你知道 You know...
不管发生什么事 nothing could ever change
我们都一样关心你 how much we care for you.
不管你跟卡文最后会怎么样 No matter what happens between you and Calvin.
我们不会怎么样 Nothing's gonna happen.
好 Well...
就算怎么样 if it did
我们还是你家人 we're your family
永远不变 your constant.
你有权利改变心意 You're allowed to change.
可是这样不会很奇怪吗 Wouldn't it be, like, crazy awkward?
我比任何人都了解我儿子 I think I know my son better than anyone.
他这个人就够奇怪了 He's already crazy awkward.
苏菲 Sophie.
去吧 去走走 Go, wander.
想想自己要什么 Figure out what you want.
我们一直都在这里 We're not going anywhere.
嘿 Hey.
能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
很抱歉 华特 真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry, Walt. I'm so sorry.
所有人都在我耳边碎碎念 Launch logistics, everyone's yapping in my ear.
刚刚说到哪 Where were we?
广告宣传 Ad campaign.
对 Right.
华特 Walt
你记得我跟你说过 你可以留下吗 do you remember how I told you, you could stay?
记得 Yeah?
我们刚才做完第一波的新宣传 Well, we just finished the first run
计划有所改变 of our new campaign and there's been a change of plans.
真的吗 Seriously?
至少给我独立逃生舱吧 Can I please just have my own escape pod?
你想不想拥有专属的太空船 How about your very own spaceship?
什么 What?
我们要派你去谷神星 We're sending you to Ceres.
一个位于主行星带的小型矮行星 It's a tiny, little dwarf planet
介于我们跟木星间 in the main asteroid belt between us and Jupiter.
你之后就会是第一个 And you are gonna be the very first person
踏上那颗星球的人 to ever set foot on her.
等等 什么 Again, what?
我们设了一个哨所 We've set up an outpost.
现在准备要剪彩 And it's time for a ribbon cutting.
你安排场地 负责剪彩 You're gonna set up the ribbon, you're gonna cut the ribbon.
我们要你做这种震撼人心的事 It's gonna be very exciting. We want you there.
这真是‥真是太棒了 谢谢 That's... That's amazing. Thank you.
可是为什么是我 But... why... why me?
-我可以说实话吗 -可以 - Can I be honest with you? - Yeah.
大家一直忘不了你有多平庸 People cannot get over how average you are.
你好像有超能力一样 It's like a superpower or something.
我也不知道为什么 I don't know what it is.
当大家看到你就会心想 They look at you, and they think
"要是这个人做得到 那么我就是无所不能" "If this guy can do it, then I can do literally anything."
我接受 I'll take it.
太好了 明智决定 Great. Good choice.
听我说 你可能要联络一下 你身边的亲朋好友 Listen, you should probably get in touch with your family, friends
或是你最重要的人 or anyone who's important to you
因为他们会有好几年看不到你 'cause you're not gonna see them for a few years.
我接个电话 抱歉 I gotta take this. Sorry, Walt.
喂 Hello.
对 我跟他说了 Yeah, I just ran it by him.
对 他很开心 超级开心 Yeah, he's happy. He's super happy.
绝对是一场大冒险 It'll be an adventure.
他会像小王子一样表现得很好 He's gonna be like the Little Prince. He'll be great.
嘿 爱伦 Hey, Alan?
什么事 华特 Yes, Walt.
可以帮我打一通电话吗 Could you place a call for me, please?
当然可以 你要我打给谁呢 Of course. Who would you like me to call?
月野苏菲 Sophie Tsukino.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
月野苏菲已不是登记在案的居民 Sophie Tsukino is no longer registered as a resident.
什么 What?
她是今天启程返回地球太空船的唯一乘客 She is the sole passenger on today's return shuttle to Earth.
我的记录显示她现在已经登船了 My records indicate she has already boarded the ship.
这里好臭 Oh, it stinks in here.
这艘船臭死人了 This ship smells so bad.
华特 Walt.
这也难怪了 上面全都是垃圾 Actually, it makes sense. It's literally filled with garbage.
先生 这位子仅限相关人员使用 Sir, that seat is for authorized personnel only.
我知道 对不起 好 I know, I'm sorry. Okay.
等等 我要怎么‥ Wait, how do I...
-按底下那按钮 -我看不见 - It's the button directly... - I can't see.
-抱歉 -按住那个按钮 不 - Sorry. - Just hold the button. No...
长按按钮 你怎么上去的就怎么下来 Just hold the down button. The same thing you did to get here.
我会了 抱歉 I got it. Sorry. I got it.
等着被罚钱吧 Expect a fine.
不会吧 Really?
华特 Walt?
苏菲 Sophie?
你怎么会在这里 What are you doing here?
我跟着你‥ I'm following you.
回地球 Back to Earth.
就算我没有邀请你 Even though I didn't invite you
也没有跟你说我要走了 or even tell you I was leaving.
这样是不是更浪漫呢 Making it all the more romantic?
你上个月才对另一个女孩 You literally did the exact same thing
做出一样的事 for another girl last month.
好吧 对 我承认 Okay, yes.
我最近确实常常为爱闯太空 I did recently travel across the universe for love.
不 不是 不是因为爱 No, no, not love.
你跟那女孩不熟 You barely knew that girl.
没错 Correct.
但是我跟你很熟 But I do know you.
你是我见过最让人抓狂 最聪明 You're the most frustratingly, brilliantly
-有最多矛盾‥ -别再说了 - contradictorily... - Not a word.
我从没见过的 最讨人厌的超级才女 annoyingly talented person I've ever met.
我每次跟你在一起 都觉得自己像个傻子 Every time I'm with you, you make me feel so dumb.
但我觉得这样最好 In the best way possible.
我宁愿成为火星上的垃圾 然后被送回地球 I'd rather be Mars's garbage flying back to Earth
也不想象以前的华特 than boring old Walt
在火星上独自翻石头 flipping rocks on Mars alone.
所以你真的愿意 放弃火星大冒险 So you're really gonna give up this whole Mars adventure thing?
我没有放弃任何东西 I'm not giving up anything.
你就是我的大冒险 You're the adventure.
好讨厌 Goddammit.
怎么了 What?
你没有计划就随意来到了这里 You come in here with no plan at all
然后只期盼一切船到桥头自然直 just expecting everything to magically work out
还突如其来冒出这样一句话 and then somehow you pull that line out of your ass?
对 Yeah.
你真讨人厌 You are so annoying.
我知道 I know.
谢谢观赏