迷 失 之 城
你太棒了 You were incredible.
我的心跳還是好快 My heart is still racing.
我也感覺到了 I felt it too.
這全要歸功於你強健的體魄 達什 All thanks to your brute strength, Dash,
還有你對古阿拉姆數學知識的了解 and your knowledge of ancient Aramaic mathematics.
行了 這和我的兩個博士學位 Please. This has nothing to do with my two doctorates
以及性別研究碩士學位都毫無關系 and my master's in Gender Studies
這都得歸功於你 洛芙摩爾博士 and everything to do with you, Dr. Lovemore.
實際上 The truth is,
我從沒想到我會找到迷失之城D I never thought I would find the Lost City of D.
你們倆最好說話小心點 I would choose your words carefully.
這會是你們的遺言 They will be your last.
你們把我帶到卡拉曼國王的陵墓 You led me right to King Kalaman's tomb
找到了傳說中王後的火焰皇冠 and his queen's legendary Crown of Fire.
現在我會變成大富翁 And now I will be very rich,
而你們則會死翹翹 and you will be very dead.
等等 這些蛇是你的嗎 Hold up. Are these your snakes?
不是 本來就有的 No, they were just here.
這寺廟裏有幾百條蛇 There were just hundreds of snakes in this temple
就在這裏等著我們來 just waiting for us to show up?
-誰餵它們 你嗎 -不 它們吃什麽 -Who feeds them? You feed them? -No, what do they eat?
那條蛇為什麽不咬那個人 這是怎麽回事 Why is that one not biting that guy? Why is that happening?
它們受過訓練不咬壞人手下還是怎的 Are they trained not to bite henchmen or something?
這 Yeah, well...
光是一座廟裏這麽多蛇就已經 I mean, the snake-to-temple ratio alone...
太荒謬了 刪除 This is ridiculous. Delete.
我覺得我的角色還是說得過去的 I think my character can still work.
刪除 Delete.
洛蕾塔 你還有個故事要寫呢 Loretta, you still have a story to write.
刪除 Delete.
餵 是我 貝絲 Hey, it's me, Beth.
我也不想拿出版商的頭銜壓你 但我沒辦法 I don't want to pull the whole "I'm your publisher" card, but I am.
我真的非常期待看到這最後一章 And I'm really looking forward to seeing this last chapter.
不過 別有壓力 不 其實是有壓力的 But no pressure. No, there actually is pressure.
壓力的大小恰好能激勵你 但不至於壓垮你 The exact amount of pressure that motivates you but doesn't paralyze you.
你可以的 You got this.
（晚飯）
謝謝 Thank you.
還是我 Me again.
好 簽書會已經萬事俱備 Okay, so everything is set for the book tour,
但唯獨就差了那本書 but the only thing we need is a book to tour with.
我不禁覺得你之所以沒有寫完 I can't help but get the feeling that you're not finishing
是因為你想繼續賴在家裏不出門 because you don't want to leave your house.
聽著 我知道約翰 去世後的這五年 你過得不容易 Listen, I know these last five years have been hard after John's passing,
你覺得整天賴在浴缸裏 and it feels easier to live in your bathtub,
喝加冰白葡萄酒會好受些 drinking Chardonnay on ice.
但是 姑娘 大千世界正等著你 But, girl, there is a great big world waiting for you
而且簽書會也沒法取消 所以你配合一下 行不 and a book tour that I can't cancel, so just make it happen, all right?
愛你哦 拜 Love you, bye!
我們得繼續前進 We have to keep going.
去看看那扇門的另一邊有什麽 Let's see what's on the other side of that door.
萬一什麽都沒有呢 But what if there isn't anything?
想知道只有一個辦法 There's only one way to find out.
然後洛芙摩爾意識到 Then Lovemore realized
她想要的寶藏已經再也找不到了 the treasure she wanted was lost forever
她的冒險之旅走到了盡頭 and her adventures were coming to an end.
這感覺不太對 That doesn't feel right.
是的 但就這樣了 Yeah, but that's it.
結束了 That's the end.
約翰 Well, John,
我完成了 here I go.
苦後更甜 Dulcius ex asperis.
（洛蕾塔塞琪 《迷失之城D》）
好了 親愛的 該上臺了 Okay, honey, it's showtime.
你確定這樣可以嗎 Are you sure about this?
這褲襠前後都勒得慌 Because I have a wedgie in the back and in the front in this thing.
我感覺自己就像個滑花樣滑冰的傻大姐 I feel like a nerdy figure skater.
-性感尤物 我愛極了 -不 不是的 -Sexy. Stunner. I'm all about it. -No, it's not. It's not.
-穿這個我怎麽動 -別摸了 -How do I move in this? -Don't touch it.
-我沒摸 我在拽褲襠 -行了 你有完沒完 -I'm not touching it. I'm holding it out. -Stop it. Will you stop?
現在就拽出來 上臺了可不能這樣 Get it out now 'cause you can't do that onstage.
行了 可以了 好的 And we're done. And we're done. Okay, good.
-真有穿亮片連身衣的必要嗎 -只要穿兩個小時就行 -Do I need to be wearing a glitter onesie? -You only have to wear this for two hours.
別弄壞了 聽到沒 這是租來的 Do not mess this up, do you hear me? This is on loan.
現在就流行穿亮片 Everyone's wearing sequins right now.
-她為什麽在拍我 -她是艾莉森 -Why is she taking my photo? -This is Allison.
我們的新社交媒體經理 She is our new social media manager.
她會幫我們瞄準更年輕的讀者群 And she's gonna be helping us target that younger demographic.
也就是那些30多歲 希望自己還是20多歲的女性 Meaning women in their 30s who wish they were in their 20s.
嗨 你好啊 Hey, what's up?
我接管了你的社交媒體 今早你在推特上發帖說 I took over your socials, so this morning you tweeted,
“我的姐妹們在哪裏 下午5點 我在舞廳G等你們 "Where are my ladies at? Meet me at Ballroom G at 5:00 p.m.
主題標簽 肖恩門德斯 #ShawnMendes.
主題標簽 等不及見到大家” #GaggingToMeetYouAll."
好 我們會很開心的 走吧 Okay, we are having fun. Let's go.
我們得提醒大家你還活著 We need to remind people that you are still alive.
他們知道我還活著 People know I'm alive.
還要提醒他們 這為什麽曾是最暢銷的系列 And to remind them why this used to be the best selling franchise.
言情小說 In Romance.
對 也是最來錢的文學類別 Yes, which is the top revenue-generating literary category.
預售成績談不上來錢 Revenue-generating isn't how I would describe our presales right now.
就把這當成是口碑營銷好了 Just think of this as a way that uses word of mouth.
你要口碑是嗎 好 這個怎麽樣 You want word of mouth? Here we go. How's this?
“唯一比迷失之城更迷失的 就是作者本人” "The only thing more lost than the city is the author herself."
“沒有愛情” “沒有激情” "Loveless." "Passionless."
“她的巔峰早就過去了” 還有 “這是最差勁的偽歷史架空文” "Way past her prime." And, "This is fake history at its worst."
開簽書會就能扭轉乾坤 好嗎 A book tour could change everything, okay?
我們得讓粉絲們想起來 他們為什麽那麽喜歡你 We have to remind the fans why they love you so much.
是真實歷史 我只不過 加了一點點裸體內容來增添情趣而已 Real history. I merely season it with a smidge more nudity.
歷史上的裸體內容多了去了 History had a ton of nudity.
深深的探索 Deep exploration.
火熱的追求 Steamy wondering.
洛芙摩爾和達什是否能找到 塔哈王後的無價之寶 火焰皇冠 Will Lovemore and Dash find Queen Taha's priceless Crown of Fire?
與他們一起踏上探索之旅 Join them on their search.
是這樣的 我有件事要跟你說 So, listen, I wanted to talk to you about something.
好多人 There's so many people.
我知道你討厭這檔事 I know how much you hate doing these things,
所以我邀請了艾倫 今天來和你一起做問答環節 so I've invited Alan to do the Q and A with you today.
-什麽 -還有剩下的簽書會活動 -What? -And the rest of the book tour.
貝絲 我明確要求過 不再和達什 艾倫一起參加活動 Beth, I expressly asked not to do any more events with Dash-- Alan, Alan!
-他會讓我丟臉的 -他不會讓你丟臉的 -He's gonna humiliate me. -He's not gonna humiliate you.
謝謝 你的工作非常出色 十分感謝 Thank you. You're very good at your job. Thank you so much. Thank you.
我來幫你吧 Let me help you with that.
他就是個沐浴露招牌 總是渾身油亮亮的 He's a body wash commercial. He's always glistening all over the place.
沒有哪次活動他不脫襯衫 There hasn't been an event where his shirt didn't come flying off.
-你想得美 -他已經來了 -You wish. -Well, he's already here,
所以拿出點大姑娘的樣子 上臺去吧 so put on your big-girl panties and let's get out there.
記住 不許板著臉 不許用艱深詞匯 不許談無聊的學術內容 Remember, no grumpy face, big words or boring academic talk.
好極了 我們來啦 浪漫書頁會 Yes! Yes! Come on, RTP!
洛芙摩爾的粉絲們 Yes, my Lovemore-heads!
我非常榮幸地向大家介紹 I am so excited to introduce to you
獲獎作家 洛蕾塔塞琪 the award-winning author, Loretta Sage!
-貝絲 我不行 我還沒準備好 -你開什麽玩笑 -Beth, I can't do this. I'm not ready. -Are you kidding me?
聽著 有我在別怕 你可以的 去滿足讀者們的願望 Listen, I've got your back. You got this. Go give the people what they want.
-他們的願望不是我 -快點上去 -It's not me they want. -Get out there now!
嗨 大家好 很高興見到你們 謝謝 Hi. How are you? Nice to see you. Thank you.
對 爬上去 Yep. Mount it.
爬上去 好 Mount it. Mount it. Okay.
坐穩了 Find your center.
現在是大家期待已久的時刻 And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
-最性感 -好 -The sexiest... -All right!
最具影響力的英雄人物 我們的時代之最 ...most influential hero of a generation.
有點誇張了 That's a bit strong.
第20次登上安琪拉洛芙摩爾小說的封面 His 20th cover of an Angela Lovemore novel.
達什麥克馬洪 Dash McMahon!
天啊 達什 Oh, my God! Dash!
-來鞠個躬 -我已經鞠過了 鞠過了 -Take a bow. -I already did mine. I did mine.
來吧 再鞠一個 有我在 Okay, come on. One more. I got you.
你們之前排練過嗎 天啊 Did you guys rehearse that? Oh, my God.
我真喜歡你們之間來電的感覺 I'm loving this chemistry between you two, and I got to say,
我超喜歡這本書 I love this book.
-謝謝你 雷伊 -謝 -Thank you, Ray. -Thank--
劇透警告 Spoiler alert.
結局沒有讓他們倆進入陵墓 這個選擇相當大膽 A really bold choice to not have them go into the tomb at the end.
請說說你是怎麽想的 Talk about what went into this one.
對我個人而言 這本書非常特別 This one's such a special book for me personally.
對我意義重大 我簡直不知道該怎麽說 I don't know how to say how much it means to me
因為洛蕾塔 了不起的大作家 that Loretta, word writer extraordinaire,
以我的名字命名了這本書 has named the book after me.
《迷失之城達什》 The Lost City of Dash.
《迷失之城D》 The Lost City of D.
“D”其實不是這個意思 But that's not what the D stands for.
-“D”是指“小弟弟” 對吧 -不是“小弟弟” 不是 -It's D for "dick," right? -No dick, no.
是基於一個古老部落的名字 “達波卡吉歐迪斯弗米卡” It's based on the name of an ancient tribe, Dapocagihou-dysphem-ica.
歐洲殖民者覺得這個名字太拗口 It was too difficult for the European colonizers to pronounce,
-於是他們就用了縮寫 -沒人想聽這些 -so, in true colonial fashion... -No one cares about this.
典型的殖民主義風格 ...they abbreviated it.
真有意思 That's so interesting.
好 不如我們來回答觀眾提問吧 Okay. How about we take some questions from the audience?
-這邊 帥哥 -就你吧 -Right here, handsome! -Yes.
達什 你最喜歡哪一個浪漫時刻 Dash, what's your favorite romantic moment?
我真正想知道的是 洛蕾塔最喜歡哪個浪漫時刻 What I would really like to know is what is Loretta's favorite romantic moment?
好火辣哦 Ooh, spicy.
作為一個智性戀者 Well, being a sapiosexual--
是指那種用蛇繞著 Is that when they do the snakes around the
不是 是指那些被才學 No. That's someone who finds intellect
或者智慧吸引的人 or intelligence very sexy, you know.
我也是 Same.
是嗎 Really?
達什 把襯衣扒了 Dash! Rip off your shirt!
不 今天就算了 今天的主題是洛蕾塔的新書 No, no, no. We're not gonna do that today. We're here for Loretta's book.
大家有問題要問洛蕾塔嗎 Do we have questions for Loretta?
這位看上去很好學的年輕女士 你想問我什麽問題 Yes, studious-looking young lady? What would you like to ask me?
你能扒了達什的襯衣嗎 Can you rip off Dash's shirt?
不 不能再來一次 抱歉 No, we're not gonna do this again. Sorry.
扒衣服 Rip it off! Rip it off!
當然 沒問題 Of course. Of course, yes. Can do.
真的要扒 Is this happening?
-你不必這麽做 -必須的 -You don't have to do this. -We have to.
必須滿足讀者們的願望 沒錯 We have to give the people what they want. Yes, yes.
要滿足大家的願望 對 We have to give the people what they want, yes.
女士們 先生們 請好好享用 Ladies and gentlemen, enjoy.
因為《迷失之城D》 是達什的最後一次冒險 Because The Lost City of D is Dash's final adventure.
如果還有下一本書的話 If there even is a next book,
在故事一開頭 洛芙摩爾就會收到 it will open with Lovemore receiving the tragic news
他英年早逝的噩耗 of his untimely death.
什麽 What?
-該死 對不起 手表勾住了 -等一下 -Shit. I'm sorry. My smartwatch is stuck. -Hold on.
我知道 不要拽 I know. Don't pull it.
沒事 你別動就行 It's okay. Just be real still.
-不 你在拽 -是你在拽 -No. That's pulling it. -You're pulling it.
你會把我假發拽掉的 不 你不能 You're gonna rip my wig off. No, you can't--
老天爺 Oh, my!
-天啊 -他沒事吧 -Oh, my God. -Is he okay?
天啊 對不起 真對不起 God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
真對不起 I'm so sorry.
你真惡毒 You're a bad person.
下午6點還有變裝比賽 別走開哦 Stick around for the costume contest at 6:00 p.m.
什麽叫“如果還有下一本書” "If there is another book"?
我把我們的全部身家 都押在這趟簽書會上了 好嗎 I'm investing everything we've got into this tour, okay?
我只是覺得我已經寫不出 達什和洛芙摩爾的冒險了 I just don't think I have another Dash and Lovemore adventure in me.
達什怎麽死的 How does Dash die?
-被蛇咬死的 -不是 -Was it the snakes? -No.
好吧 我還有事情要處理 Okay, so I have something that I have to take care of.
你們倆10分鐘後要去隔壁接受采訪 You guys have an interview in the next suite in ten minutes.
勞駕你們幫個忙 拿出成年人的樣子 So can you please do me a favor and be grown-ups
自己乖乖過去 好吧 and get yourselves there on your own?
好 多謝 Okay. Thank you so much.
他是感染葡萄球菌死的嗎 Does he die from a staph infection?
就是葡萄球菌感染 果不其然 It is a staph infection. I knew it.
我 好吧 I-- All right.
如果你想歇一歇喘口氣什麽的 我理解 Look, I get it if you need a break or something,
-但你不能就這麽把我寫死 好吧 -好吧 -but you can't just kill me, okay? -Okay.
我真不想這麽說 但你不是達什 這你知道吧 I hate that I have to ask this, but you do know you're not Dash, right?
達什是我筆下虛構的人物 Dash is a character I made up.
達什 Dash?
-謝謝 -謝謝你 -Thanks. -Thank you.
-洛蕾塔 這邊 -不 我覺得是這邊 -Loretta, it's this way. -No, I think it's this way.
你難道看不出達什對大家很重要嗎 Can't you see that Dash means so much to people?
-是對你很重要 -不是對我 -Means so much to you. -Not to me.
好吧 是對我 但對其他人也是 Well, yeah, to me, but to other people too.
-貝絲怎麽辦 -貝絲不會有事的 -What about Beth? -You know what? Beth is gonna be fine.
她會找到很多才思泉湧的新生代年輕作家 She's gonna find plenty fresh, young writers full of great ideas.
你可以優雅轉型 You can transition gracefully
進入你模特生涯的不脫襯衣階段 into the shirt-on phase of your modeling career,
而我就能清靜清靜 and I can be left alone.
大家都開心 Everybody is happy.
不 應該是這邊 No, it's this way.
貝絲說你現在連家門都不出 Beth says you don't even leave the house anymore.
我覺得這樣並不是很開心 I don't feel like that's very happy.
你應該出去走走 接觸新鮮的事物 You should be going out in the world, filling yourself up on new experiences.
我已經接觸夠了 我已經完全滿足了 I'm already filled up. I'm full. I'm fully satiated.
既然能出去見世面 為什麽要一個人悶在家裏呢 Why would you want to be stuck at home alone when you could see the world?
你可以去古希臘旅遊 You could be visiting ancient Greece.
我要怎麽去古希臘旅遊 How could I visit ancient Greece?
我懂 因為你怕坐飛機 I get it. Because you're afraid of flying.
不 因為古希臘已經成為過去了 No. Because ancient Greece is in the past.
就像達什 Just like Dash.
好吧 你知道還有誰陷在過去嗎 就是你 Okay. You want to know who else is stuck in the past? You are.
你太怕在生活中再次受到傷害 所以你就停止了生活 You're so afraid of life hurting you again that you've stopped living.
你就像個人類木乃伊 You're like a human mummy.
我不是 I didn't
木乃伊就是人類 Mummies are human.
該死的破 我靠 Stupid-- Oh, crap.
真的很抱歉 我會清理幹凈 我向你保證 我平時不亂扔垃圾的 I'm so sorry. I will clean this up. I am not a litterer, I assure you that.
能不能麻煩你幫我叫輛車 Do you think you could call a car for me, please?
謝謝 Thank you. Thank you.
把車開過來 Bring the car around.
天啊 這是誰的牙齒保持器嗎 God, is that someone's retainer?
在她面前 我從來說不好話 I've never said the right thing one time around her.
我會緊張 因為她一張口 I get nervous because she opens her mouth,
那就是一部美麗的百科全書 而我從來都說不出 and just an encyclopedia of beautifulness comes out, and I just never say--
你知道她打算把我寫死嗎 You know she's trying to kill me?
我就想拿一下番茄 I just need those tomatoes.
不 沒錯 你說得對 You're right. No, you're right.
我應該去道歉 謝了 哥們 I should apologize. Thank you, man.
-非常感謝 -不客氣 -I appreciate that very, very much. -You're welcome.
洛蕾塔賽琪 對 Loretta Sage. Yeah.
嗨 Hiya.
我沒叫優步拼車 I did not order an UberPool.
有人想見你 很快就送你回來 Someone wants to meet you. We'll have you right back.
洛蕾塔 Loretta!
洛蕾塔 Loretta! Loretta?
洛蕾塔 Loretta?
-你說“洛蕾塔” -對啊 -Did you say "Loretta"? -Yeah.
-跟著那輛休旅車 老兄 -不 -Follow that SUV, man. -No.
-幫個忙吧 -不行 -Come on, please! -No, no, no.
我不會再幫陌生帥哥了 吃一塹長一智 I'm not helping any more handsome strangers. Fool me once.
這怎麽回事 販賣人口 我被綁架了嗎 What is this, Taken? Am I "tooken"?
我已經被賣掉了 Am I sold already?
被賣給這個人了嗎 Am I sold to him?
-停下 -糟了 嚇到你了嗎 -Stop. -Oh, no. Did this feel creepy?
我跟你們說過 別搞得那麽嚇人 I said don't make it creepy, guys.
非常抱歉 這裏比較簡陋 I'm so sorry about the setting.
我才剛下飛機 要和你見面我特別緊張 I just flew in. I was in a real panic to meet you.
沒什麽時間來布置 I didn't have time to dress the place up much.
我聽說你喜歡奶酪 所以就準備全了 I read you love cheese, so I just got them all.
之前給我發郵件 要我腳丫子照片的人就是你嗎 Are you the one who's been emailing me for photos of my feet?
不是 No.
我向你保證 我要給你看的東西 會讓你非常開心 And I promise what I'm about to show you is gonna make you very happy.
但首先 先來介紹一下 你眼前這個神秘的壞蛋 But first, a little bit about the mysterious rogue you see before you.
我叫阿比蓋爾費爾法克斯 My name is Abigail Fairfax.
阿比蓋爾 Abigail?
這是個中性名字 就像萊斯利 貝弗利 It's a gender-neutral name, like Leslie or Beverly.
對 但你是那個傳媒巨頭 費爾法克斯家的阿比蓋爾 Yes, but you're Abigail Fairfax of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?
你不是剛剛接管了公司嗎 還是 Didn't you just take over your company or...
不 那其實是我弟萊斯利 我們都很為他驕傲 No, that was my brother, actually. That was Leslie. We're all very proud.
確實是 這麽年輕就 Yes, I should say so, at such a young age to--
甚至會有人認為他太年輕了 Some might even say too young.
但我對那些從來都不感興趣 But that world never really interested me.
不瞞你說 我所癡迷的 My passions, as you may know,
是世上隱藏的寶物 lie in the hidden things in the world,
那些難以占有的東西 things which defy possession.
我就像一個收藏家 Some might call me a collector.
但有一樣東西尤其讓我癡迷 But there is one obsession in particular
讓我日思夜想 that has held me captive.
火焰皇冠 The Crown of Fire
還有上面層層鑲嵌的紅色鉆石 and its cascading red diamonds.
這是個 隱藏攝像機的惡作劇節目嗎 Is this a... hidden-camera thing?
所以當我發現你新書中 So imagine my surprise when, in your new book,
層層堆徹的性幻想裏隱藏的珠璣之語時 amidst the pages of coital reverie,
我的驚訝之情 was something...
-我的天啊 -實在是難以附加 -Oh, God. -...quite magnificent.
我懂了 我全明白了 I get it. I get it. I so get it right now.
我的媽呀 Oh, my gosh.
我還真以為你們把我綁架了呢 I literally thought you guys kidnapped me.
這是營銷操作對吧 是貝絲安排的嗎 I mean, this is marketing, right? Beth set this up?
你們真是太厲害了 太棒了 This was so good, you guys. This was amazing.
你 拿著槍還留著小胡子 You, with your gun and your mustache
還有那句“你最好乖乖進去” 真是 and your, "You'd better get in there" and you know...
天啊 Oh, my God.
還有你 一身同色系的特種部隊行頭 You, with the G.I. Joe tone-on-tone outfit.
你書中虛構的考古學家 真的在翻譯一種已經滅亡的語言 Your fictional archaeologist was making real translations of a dead language.
至今為止還沒有其他人能做到 Something nobody else has been able to do.
沒有其他人試過 Well, nobody else had ever tried.
對不對 我這麽說行嗎 Is that right? Am I saying the right thing?
除了你 對吧 Except you, right?
除了我 Except me!
對 是這樣的 Yes. See, it turns out
洛蕾塔塞琪曾經是一名年輕的女大學生 Loretta Sage was once a young college girl doing her dissertation
她和她未來的丈夫 正在寫一篇關於D城滅亡語言的論文 on the dead language of the D with her future husband,
她夢想著有朝一日 能找到卡拉曼的陵墓和火焰皇冠 dreaming of finding Kalaman's tomb and the Crown of Fire.
我聽說在他死後 你放棄了這個夢想 我很遺憾 I was sorry to read you gave up your search after he died.
但這就意味著 But what that means is,
你是我唯一的希望 you're all I have left.
你希望做什麽 All you have left for... what?
給你看吧 Here we go.
這是什麽 What is this?
我相信這上面描述了 卡拉曼陵墓的確切位置 I believe it is describing the exact location of Kalaman's tomb,
塔哈和她珍貴的頭飾就埋葬在那裏 in which Taha and her priceless headdress are buried.
就算這是真的 Well, if this were authentic,
你還得把整座城挖出來才行 you would still have to uncover an entire city
沒人知道那座城在哪裏 that nobody has been able to find.
我找到了 I found it.
就在洪迪達島 大西洋中一座與世隔絕的小島 On a tiny, forgotten island in the Atlantic called Isla Hundida.
但我找不到的是卡拉曼最後的安息之處 What I have not been able to find is Kalaman's final resting place.
這張羊皮紙 是我們在遺跡中找到的唯一線索 This piece of parchment is the only clue we found among the ruins.
我需要一個能破譯這些符號的人 I need someone who can decipher these symbols.
我需要你 I need you.
-這 -塞琪女士 -Well... -Miss Sage,
你肯定不希望你的故事就這麽完結 surely this isn't how you want your story to end.
我們倆的夢想都因為厄運而破滅 We both had our dreams crushed by bad luck,
或者就我而言 是因為一個馬屁精弟弟 or in my case, an arse-kissing little brother,
但這是我們向世人證明自己的機會 but this is our chance to show them all.
和我一起前往這個小島 Come with me... to the island.
破譯這些符號 幫助我找到火焰皇冠 Translate these symbols and help me find the Crown of Fire.
你可以開個價 You can name your price.
我不能接受 抱歉 I must respectfully decline.
好吧 Well...
我承認我很失望 I can't say I'm not disappointed.
但我理解你的感受 But I understand how you feel.
至少讓我們送你一程可以嗎 Will you at least let us give you a ride?
不用了 謝謝 我會自己叫車 我就 No, thank you. I'll call for my own car, and I'll just...
我覺得你沒有在聽我說 這事很緊急 而且我們 I don't feel like you're listening to me. This is urgent, and we--
好 警察說他們已經發布了全境通 Okay, so the police are saying that they put out an APB...
-全境通緝令 -緝捕一輛休旅車 -APB. -...on an SUV,
-然後有個24小時的規定 所以 -為什麽還有規定 -and there's this 24-hour rule... -Why is there a rule?
-他們目前沒法 -那聯邦調查局和中央情報局呢 -...and they won't do anything until... -What about the FBI or the CIA?
-他們讓找警察 -洛蕾塔肯定沒事 -They said to call the police. -I'm sure Loretta's fine.
我上大學時 我朋友尼基“失蹤”了 When I was in college, my friend Nicki went missing.
大家都急壞了 Everyone was freaking out.
但後來發現她就在自己車裏 But then she was just in her car.
她死了 但我們找到了她 並沒有失蹤 She was dead, but we found her. She wasn't gone.
那 我們找個私家偵探怎麽樣 What about... Maybe we could get a PI
或者私營保安公司什麽的 或者 or, like, you know, private security or--
營救隊怎麽樣 就像電影裏演的 What about an extraction team, like the movie?
但誰幹這行 退伍軍人對吧 But who does that? The ex-military, right?
對了 我想我認識一個可以幫上忙的人 Oh, yeah. I think I actually have somebody that could help us.
我參加過一個冥想靜修 那裏有個教官 I did this meditation retreat, and there was this trainer guy there.
你真該看看他冥想時的樣子 You should see this guy meditate.
他以前是海軍陸戰隊的 But he's ex-Navy SEAL.
他是特種部隊的教官 叫什麽來著 He's a special ops trainer. What was his name?
對了 傑克教官 Yeah. Jack Trainer.
這位教官的名字叫“傑克教官” So he's a trainer named Jack Trainer?
我手機裏就是這麽存人名的 你看 “賈妮思老媽” That's how I have everybody in my phone. See, "Janice Mom."
“拉瑞炮王” “斯黛茜小菊花” "Larry Doorknob." "Stacy Butt Stuff."
看 他就是幹這行的 專門找人 Look, this is what this guy does. He finds people.
如果這世上有誰能幫我們的話 那就是他了 If there's anybody that can help us, it's him.
-傑克教官 -原來他真的姓“教官” -Jack Trainer. -So his name is actually Jack Trainer.
嗨 我是艾倫 我們在“觸摸你的內在自我”上見過的 Hi, this is Alan from "Touching Your Inner Self."
那個冥想靜修 The meditation retreat?
好吧 是這樣的 我們的朋友洛蕾塔被綁架了 Anyway, okay. Our friend Loretta has been kidnapped,
沒有人肯幫我們 and no one's helping us.
她失蹤多久了 How long she been missing?
差不多兩小時 Maybe two hours now.
這是哪位 Who is that?
這是貝絲 我是貝絲 This is Beth. I'm Beth.
還有艾莉森 先生 And Allison is on too, sir.
她有沒有帶什麽能聯網的設備 Did she have any Wi-Fi-enabled devices?
-她帶手機了吧 -沒有 她的手機在我這兒 -She's got her phone, right? -No, I have her phone.
她戴了塊智能手表 之前把我的假發勾掉的 She has a smartwatch. It ripped my wig off.
那是什麽情況 算了 當我沒問 把手機打開 What was that scenario? Never mind. Open the phone.
-點開智能手表應用 -好的 -Go to the smartwatch app. -All right.
然後點“查找我的智能手表” Then hit "Find My Smartwatch."
天啊 太好了 這通電話真是打對了 Oh, my... That is so good. That's why we called.
“天下難事 必作於易” "Anticipate the difficult by managing the easy."
-是奧普拉還是狄帕克 -老子 《道德經》 -Is that Oprah or Deepak? -Laozi from Tao-te Ching.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
她在大西洋 It's in the Atlantic.
-她在飛機上 -你怎麽知道 -She's on a plane? -How can you tell that?
因為遊泳遊不了那麽快 'Cause she can't swim that fast.
看來不是贖金類 Doesn't sound like a ransom scenario.
我猜是血腥體育類 《饑餓遊戲》那種情況 My guess is blood sport, Hunger Games-type situation.
可能是暗網上以毒品為目的的尋寶遊戲 Possibly some coke-fueled dark web scavenger hunt.
亂得很 我們必須抓緊時間 Real clown shit. We'll have to move fast.
-我們該怎麽付你報酬 -加密貨幣 移動支付應用 -How do we pay you? -Cryptocurrency. Cash App.
我會在48小時內救她回來 否則下次救援不收錢 I'll have her back within 48 hours or your next rescue is free.
有多少人需要下次救援 How many people need a next rescue?
超乎你的想象 More than you'd think.
-我需要她的手機 -我送來給你 -I'm gonna need that phone. -I'll bring it to you.
把她的著陸地點告訴我 我們去那裏會合 艾倫 Let me know where she lands. I'll meet you there, Alan.
你醒啦 Hello.
這是什麽地方 Where am I?
這是我的飛機上 You're on my plane.
很不錯吧 It's nice, isn't it?
座椅是用駝媽媽的皮做的 The seats are made of mama llama leather.
我要下飛機 Well, I'm getting off your plane.
給我松綁 Unchain me!
那是安全帶 That's your seat belt.
你用氯仿麻醉我 居然還真有人這麽做 Did you chloroform me? People actually do that?
經典手段嘛 總是有道理的 Well, you know, it's a classic for a reason.
我的身體就像喝醉了一樣 My body feels drunk.
等會兒就好了 真對不起 It'll wear off in a bit. I am sorry.
但我沒時間等你改變主意 I just couldn't wait around for you to change your mind.
-不許軟趴趴 -我們的時間很緊 -Stop playing jelly. -Time is not on our side.
挖掘現場中心的火山 最近開始嚴重消化不良 The volcano we're excavating around has developed a bad case of indigestion.
我非常擔心一旦火山爆發 I'm rather worried that when it blows,
迷失之城裏剩下的一切就要灰飛煙滅了 everything that's left of the Lost City will be destroyed.
天啊 我的腿不能動 Oh, my God. My legs don't work.
所以這是我們找到陵墓和皇冠的最後機會 So, this is our last chance to find both the tomb and the crown.
天啊 Oh, God.
別怕 只是到達目的地 飛機著陸而已 Don't worry. That's just our final descent.
但是你此生最偉大的冒險才剛剛開始 But it is the beginning of the greatest adventure of your life.
歡迎來到迷失之城 Welcome to the Lost City.
你怎麽找到這裏的 How did you find it?
這座城建在一座熔巖穹丘上 So, the city was built on a lava dome.
火山變得活躍以後 穹丘內充滿了熔巖 As the volcano became active, the dome filled with lava,
於是沈底的東西就浮上了表面 and sunken things rose to the surface.
D城就出現了 The D exposed itself.
-整座城 -不 只有頂部 -The entire city? -No, no. Just the tip.
我一聽說關於遺跡的傳聞 就飛過來買下了這地方 As soon as I heard rumors of the ruins, I flew over and bought the place.
-挖掘現場 -不 這座島 -The site? -No. The island.
朝南的一半 價格很優惠 因為巖漿都往這邊流 The southern half. I got a good deal 'cause this is where the lava flows.
挖掘工作已經進行了一年 We've been excavating for a year now.
沒人會第一天就綁架言情小說家 One doesn't kidnap a romance novelist on day one.
對 俗話說嘛 Yes, as the saying goes.
拉菲不喜歡這樣 是吧 拉菲 Rafi doesn't like it. Do you, Rafi?
他說我們不尊重他祖先的遺產 He says we're disrespecting his heritage.
但這島上沒什麽其他的就業機會 對吧 拉菲 But not a lot of other job options on the island, are there, Rafi?
要飯的哪能挑肥揀瘦 Beggars can't be choosers.
看來這次沒有熟食冷盤了 No more charcuterie, I take it.
拜托 我又不是禽獸 Please. I'm not a monster.
你有什麽需要盡管開口 Whatever you need, just shout.
留一只手不要綁 她還得做翻譯呢 Leave one hand free. She has some translating to do.
那之後呢 And then what?
洛蕾塔 我真的希望你能意識到 Loretta, I really wish you would try and see
這對我們而言是一個多麽振奮人心的機會 what an exciting opportunity this is for us.
我相信這段文字描述的 就是陵墓的確切地點 I believe this text describes the exact location of the tomb.
這是一種語素文字 It's a logographic system.
就像楔形文字或者象形文字 Like cuneiform or hieroglyphics.
如果你有其他文字材料 能讓我做對比的話 Now, if you have other documents that possibly I can compare...
沒有別的了 Yeah, no luck there.
我們在附近的一個瀑布發現了些刻痕 We found some scratching at a nearby waterfall,
但沒什麽用處 but it was useless.
就是些女人圖 Just pictures of women.
聽著 我也希望 你親愛的考古學家老公沒死 Look, I, too, wish your dear old dead archaeologist husband
能來幫忙 但他不能 所以 was here to help, but he's not, so,
洛蕾塔 小黃書作者 該你大顯身手了 time to shine, Loretta, sex-book writer.
他們會來救我的 They will come for me.
“他們”是誰 Who, exactly?
你的那群貓咪 Your many cats?
我沒有養貓 I don't have cats.
那就更可悲了 Somehow even more sad.
我養了只倉鼠 王八蛋 I have a hamster, asshole!
你養了只倉鼠王八蛋 You have a hamster's asshole?
不 那裏有個逗號的 算了 No, there was a comma between-- Forget it.
我敢打賭你弟弟從來不用綁架人 I bet your brother never had to kidnap anyone!
見到你真好 兄弟 Good to see you, man.
-手機 -對 -Phone. -Right.
幹什麽 What?
我在想 我可以跟你一起去 Yeah, I was thinking that I could maybe just sort of come with you.
-為什麽 -幫忙啊 -Why? -To help.
我會做心肺復蘇 會幾招拳腳工夫 還有混合健身認證 I know CPR. I know some light karate. CrossFit certified.
好吧 聽我說 Okay, listen, listen!
我 這是我的錯 I just-- It's my fault.
不是指綁架什麽的 Not the kidnapping and stuff,
但我之前對她說了很苛刻的話 我後悔了 but I said some really mean stuff to her, and I regret it,
我得把話收回 and I just need to take it back.
我說她是人類木乃伊 I called her a human mummy.
木乃伊就是人類 Mummies are human.
我現在知道了 I'm aware of that now, yes.
的確是這樣 That is true.
求你了 Please.
好吧 艾倫 我沒法對你負責 All right, Alan, I can't be responsible for you.
行 好的 Okay. Yeah.
-你得待在車裏 -好 -I need you to stay in the car. -Yeah.
-待在車裏 -待在車裏 -In the car. -In the car.
-自始至終 -自始至終 -The whole time. -The whole time?
自始至終 Whole time.
太好了 Yes!
是這輛 This is me.
真的嗎 海軍陸戰隊就開這種車 Really? Is this what the SEAL teams use?
“只有傻瓜才會憑顏色選坐騎” "Only a fool chooses a horse by its color."
對 《道德經》 Right, right. The Tao-te Ching?
不 那邊租車行牌子上寫的 No, it was on the sign back there at the rental place.
謝謝 Thank you.
怎麽了 What? What?
我本想邀請你去吃早飯 I was hoping to invite you to breakfast,
但你好像還有活兒要幹 but it looks like you still have work to do.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
等一下 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
我相信這裏說的是 I believe this says
“安息” 或者“安息的” "rest" or "resting."
所以這句話可能是 “卡拉曼和他的珍寶” So it would be, "Kalaman and his treasure..."
之後缺了一些 然後是“安息” “安息的” And then there are some missing pieces, and then "rest," "resting,"
還有“眼淚”什麽的 對 and something about "tears," so...
在哪裏安息 Resting where?
上面沒說 沒有說 Didn't say. It doesn't say.
塞琪女士 你得加把勁才行 Miss Sage, I need you to do better.
那要不你下次 就別綁架言情小說家了 嗯 Then next time maybe don't kidnap a romance novelist, hmm?
該死 這就不該有多難 My God, this shouldn't be this hard!
我們找的又不是貧民的墳墓 It is not some pauper's grave we're looking for.
這是一位偉人的紀念碑 It is a monument to a great man!
卡拉曼國王雄心勃勃 力量強大 King Kalaman was ambitious, he was powerful,
他是第一個在大西洋上建立了一座城的人 he was the first man to build a city in the Atlantic.
他的臣民會對他翹首仰望 The eyes of his subjects would have turned to him.
他會用一座金字塔 神塔 一座高塔來存放他的火焰皇冠 He would have had a pyramid, a ziggurat, a tower to hold his Crown of Fire.
我只需要知道地點 All I need to know is where it is.
不知你還記不記得 但你只說過讓我翻譯 I don't know if you recall, but you only said translate it.
我翻譯好了 I translated it.
再翻一遍 Translate it again.
以後說起這件事 我們會當作笑談的 One day, we're gonna laugh about this.
多麽奇妙的冒險 Such an adventure we're having.
我該跟你一起去 就當是支援 而且帶上我更棒 I should go with you, just for backup and awesomeness.
這已經很棒了 This is pretty awesome.
有大自然 無線電 You got nature, the radio.
對 說得對 但對我來說異常重要的一點 Yeah, you're right, but it's very, very important to me
就是她得知道我來救她了 that she knows that I came to rescue her.
怎麽 你喜歡她 Why? Do you like this woman?
不 我就是帶了零食什麽的 No, I just brought snacks and stuff.
她一肚子餓就會發脾氣 She gets a little grumpy when she's hungry.
血壓下降 我懂的 因為我自己一天要吃五頓飯 Blood pressure drops. And I get that because I'm a five-meal-a-day kind of guy.
對了 你生酮飲食嗎 看上去像 Do you keto, by the way? You look like you keto.
-沒有 -沒有 好吧 -No. -No. Yeah.
-你不需要 -怎麽回事 -You don't need it. -What is it?
我只想讓她不要只把我當作一個封面模特 I just want her to think of me as more than a cover model.
但是 艾倫 你遠不止如此 你是幫我望風的夥伴 But, Alan, you are so much more. You're my lookout.
好吧 能不能至少讓我扶她坐進車裏 Okay, can I at least do the part where I put her in the car
然後說 “噓 你現在安全了” and I just go, "Shh. You're safe now"?
當然了 老弟 她肯定會喜歡的 Sure, champ. She'll love that.
你這就走了 開始了 你這就開始行動了 好吧 Oh, you're just going? Going to start? You're starting the mission now? Okay.
睡吧 Go to sleep.
-艾倫 -幹嗎 -Alan. -What?
你辜負了我的信任 艾倫 This is a breach of trust, Alan.
我可以幫上忙 讓我幫忙吧 I can help. Let me help.
跟緊點 保住小命 Stay close. Stay alive.
嘿 Hey.
睡吧 Go to sleep.
我接住他的頭了 I got his head.
怎麽處理他的頭 我讓他躺下好了 What do I do with his head? I'm just gonna set him down.
別 No.
餵 不 Hey, hey, no!
不 No, no, no!
厲害呀 Ooh, yeah!
團隊合作 真好 Teamwork, yeah!
你很努力 艾倫 但那人已經暈了 Great effort, Alan, but that man was already unconscious.
我剛沒收住 I was already wound up.
下次別再 Just don't do it when I'm...
嗨 Hi.
7點鐘方向 On your seven!
教官 他還沒睡 Trainer, he's not asleep!
別爬起來 Stay down. Stay down.
-你做得很好 -謝謝 -You're doing great. -Thanks.
你去哪兒 Where you going?
啥 What?
洛蕾塔塞琪 Loretta Sage?
是我 Yes.
我是來救你的 I'm getting you out of here.
-你怎麽這麽帥 -我爸以前是個天氣預報員 -Why are you so handsome? -My dad was a weatherman.
艾倫 Alan?
-是我 -你怎麽在這裏 -Yeah. -What are you doing here?
-無論所謂 我是來救你的 -那不是 -Irregardless, I'm here to save you. -That's not...
-他想說的應該是“無論如何” -對 -I think he meant "regardless." -Yes.
她那裏需要你救嗎 教官 我覺得她挺好的 Does she need saving in there, Trainer? I think she's fine there.
不 別拿他們的東西 他們會追來的 No, leave it. Don't take their stuff. They'll come after us.
艾倫 你幹嗎總這樣 Alan, why do you keep doing that?
你幹嗎總這樣 我已經搞定了 Why do you keep doing that? I had that one.
這樣做不厚道 沒有必要 It's just getting mean now. It's unnecessary.
對不起 我就是想揍一拳 I'm sorry. I just wanted to get one in.
不好意思 能不能幫我松個綁 Excuse me. Would it be possible to remove me from the chair?
-來不及 -來不及 -No time. -No time?
剛才光顧著聊天了 There's been so much chitchat.
我們得趕快走 We should definitely go.
快 Let's go! Let's go!
怎麽會發生爆炸 Why are things exploding?
我來 I got--
好了 Okay.
噓 Shh...
噓 你現在安全了 Shh. You're safe now.
你現 You're...
你怎麽這麽鎮定 How are you so calm?
-那應該是我說的 -來 -That was my line. -Here.
-幹嗎呢 -這是靈氣療法嗎 -What? -Is that Reiki?
-你在醫治我嗎 -我想是的 -Are you healing me? -I think so.
老子說過 “清靜” As Laozi says, "To the mind that is still..."
“為天下正” "...the whole universe surrenders."
我也會說適合這個場合的名人名言 Yeah, I know some quotes that could be good for this moment.
印諾尼亞帕拉特斯 In omnia paratus.
“隨時做好一切準備” "Ready for anything."
這樣含情脈脈地相互註視不太好吧 Maybe we shouldn't be just staring lovingly into each other's eyes
就像要墜入愛河似的 我還在旁邊呢 like you're gonna fall in love like I'm not here.
你是誰 Who are you?
一個努力完成任務的人 Just a guy trying to do his job.
而現在的任務就是把這位美麗的女士 Right now, that job is to get this lovely lady--
我的天啊 Oh, God. Okay.
怎麽回事 What is happening?
我們該怎麽辦 Okay. What do we do?
我們得 我都看不清了 We need to do-- I can't see.
我不喜歡這樣 I don't like it!
給你 Here. Here!
-你怎麽扔槍啊 -搞什麽 -Why would you throw a gun? -Seriously?
-快幫我松綁 -不行 來不及了 -Get me out of the chair. -I can't. We don't have time.
擠一擠 快做個凱格爾運動什麽的 Gotta squeeze! You got to do a Kegel or something!
-快點凱啊 -你以為凱格爾運動是什麽 -Kegel it! -What do you think a Kegel is?
我還沒進來 還是沒進來 I'm not in it, not in! Still not in!
-你得再進去一點 -停 停下 -You got to go in more. -Stop. Stop. Stop it!
天啊 快上車 開車 快開啊 Oh, God. Get in the car, get in the car! Start the car! Start the car!
-快 -把腿挪開 -Go, go. -Move your leg.
-哪條 -兩條都挪開 -Which one? -Both of them! Move them!
-向前開 -好 -Forward, forward! -Okay. Okay.
-好了 這就開 -快開啊 -I'm going! I'm going! Okay! -Drive!
噓 你現在安全了 噓 Shh. You're safe now. Shh.
-噓 你現在安全了 -不 沒有 我不安全 -Shh. You're safe now. -No, I'm not. Not safe.
糟了 我在流血嗎 Oh, no, am I bleeding?
-應該不是你的血 -好多血 -I don't think that's yours. -That's a lot of blood.
老天爺啊 Cheese and rice!
-這是他的腦漿嗎 -什麽 -Are those his brains? -What?
他的腦漿好像迸我臉上了 I think his brains are on my face!
我嘴裏肯定有他的腦漿 我能嘗到他的思想 Definitely his brains are in my mouth. I can taste his thoughts!
專心開車 Focus on the road.
他只是喜歡當教官而已 教官 He just liked training people. Trainer.
-你說什麽呢 -他對我情深義重 -What are you talking about? -He loved me.
你能不能靠左開 Can you just scooch the car over to the left?
-擦掉 快擦掉 -天啊 -Get it off. Get it off. -Oh, God.
當心 Watch out!
你剛看到 Did you see...
不 No.
不會的 Oh, no. Oh, no.
不 Oh, no.
艾倫 Alan?
哎呀媽呀 你沒事吧 Oh, holy Christmas. Are you okay? Are you okay?
你能不能幫我松綁 Do you think you could get me out of here?
好 Yeah. Okay.
-你從車裏飛出來了 -是的 的確是 -You just flew out of the car. -I did. I did, indeed.
好 有我在 Okay. I got you. I got you.
你能把我松開嗎 從椅子上松開 Can you get me out of the chair? Get me out of the chair.
對 說得對 You're right. You're right. You're right.
-那是指甲銼嗎 -是的 -Is that a nail filer? -Yeah.
-你不能直接扯嗎 -快銼開了 -Can you just rip it? -It's working.
下次我再扔槍給你 你能不能接住不要躲 And maybe next time I toss a gun at you, you can catch it instead of ducking.
下次你再扔槍給我 能不能說一句 “艾倫 接住” How about the next time you toss a gun at me, you say, "Hey, Alan, catch"?
能不能扔之前先說 Then maybe do that before you throw it?
“給你”和“接住”是近義詞 Well, "here" is a synonym for "catch."
-不 “給你”和“接住”不是“近詞” -在口語中是一個意思 -No, "here" is not a cinnamon for "catch." -In a colloquial kind of way, yes, it is.
我說“給你” 扔件運動衫給你 我說“給你” 扔支筆給你 You say, "Here," I toss you a sweatshirt. You say, "Here," I toss you a pen.
為什麽不能就說 “餵 接住 槍” How 'bout just, "Hey! Catch! Gun!"
無論你要扔什麽 我都會接住 因為你說了“接住” Anything that you want to throw, I'll catch it because you said, "Catch."
我會接住 因為你讓我接住 And I'll catch it because you said it.
這麽說也是可以的 這樣的話我們就有一把槍了 That is also an option, and then we would have a gun with us.
就這麽回事 That's a thing.
-小心 -好 我們得聯絡 -Be careful. -Okay, we need to call--
小心點 Be careful.
我們得打電話求救 前往機場 然後離開這裏 We need to call for help, get to the airport and get out of here.
-這次我開車 -好 -And I am driving. -Okay.
好吧 快打電話求助 Okay, call for help.
你的電話呢 Where's your phone?
好吧 Okay.
-快說你抓住他們了 -幹掉了金發那個 -Tell me you caught them. -I tagged the blond one.
洛蕾塔 Loretta.
你到底怎麽想的 What are you thinking?
你們或許是殺了他們其中一個 但她的搭檔還和她在一起 You might've killed one of them, but his partner's still with her.
他顯然武藝高強 訓練有素 And he is clearly skilled, highly trained
並且非常危險 and very dangerous.
所以說 塞琪女士說她要離開活動現場 So, Miss Sage said she was gonna leave the event,
然後她上了一輛車 離開了活動現場 then got in a car and left the event?
-你們試過給她打電話了嗎 -她沒帶手機 -Did you try calling her? -She doesn't have her phone.
-手機被盜 -我可沒這麽說 -Stolen phone. -Didn't say that.
我的放大鏡哪去了 Where's my magnifier?
你能幫一下我奶奶嗎 Listen, can you please help with Nana?
我不想讓她知道洛蕾塔的事 她會擔心的 I don't want her hearing about Loretta 'cause it's going to upset her.
-洛蕾塔出什麽事了 -沒事 奶奶 她只是去旅遊了 -What about Loretta? -Nothing, Nana. She just went on a trip.
-很好 -是啊 -Good. -Yeah.
那姑娘的確該出去走走 That girl needed to get out of the house.
好 是這樣的 洛蕾塔的電話沒有被盜 是我拿的 So, this is the thing. Loretta's phone is not stolen. I took it.
我把電話給了艾倫 艾倫又給了那位教官 傑克教官 I gave it to Alan. Alan then gave it to the trainer, Jack Trainer.
我們就是這樣找到她的智能手表的 And that is how we found her wearable.
-艾倫是誰 -達什 -And who's Alan? -Dash.
-那是什麽 -他是她所有小說中的英雄人物 -What's that? -He's the hero in all of her books.
奶奶 Nana.
-餵 賤人 -別 -Hey, slut. -Mm-mmm.
我們去隔壁房間 聊聊你經歷過的戰爭吧 Let's go in the other room and talk about whichever war you lived through.
來吧 會很有意思的 抱歉 會很有意思的 Okay. Come on, it'll be fun. I'm sorry. It'll be fun.
聽著 洛蕾塔塞琪失蹤了 Listen, Loretta Sage is missing.
我查找她的智能手表時 上面顯示她已經飛到了 When I looked at her smartwatch, it said that she had flown
一個我從沒聽說過的小島上 to some island I've never even heard about.
所以你們必須采取行動 That means y'all need to do something about this.
否則我就親自動手 那樣你們就會臉上無光 And if you can't, I will, and that won't look good for you.
我很確定這超出了我們的管轄範圍 Pretty sure that's outside our jurisdiction.
你得去找聯邦調查局 You'd have to call the Feds.
好吧 Okay.
要是你真找了聯邦調查局 請你替我美言幾句 And if you do go to the Feds, put in a good word for me.
-還有我 -替我們倆 -For me. -For us.
你打算怎麽做 把車重新拼起來 What are you gonna do, put the car back together?
這 我們可以 Well... we could...
你剛說手機在哪兒來著 Where did you say the phone was?
副駕雜物箱 Passenger glove.
-什麽 -副駕雜物箱裏 -What? -Passenger glove compartment.
天啊 Goodness.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
天啊 沒有手機 沒有汽車 我們會死在 Oh, my God. No phone, no car. We're so gonna die out--
-給你 -這是什麽 -Here. -What is this?
叢林裏走路用的靴子 Boots for the jungle.
雖然並不是走路用的靴子 但 It's not exactly hiking boots, but...
我就想著你穿了這麽長時間高跟鞋 腳肯定很疼 I figured your feet would be killing you after wearing heels for this long.
只找到了這雙 是艾莉森的 抱歉 It was the best we could do. They're Allison's. Sorry.
行 謝謝你 Okay, well, thank you.
給 我帶了奶酪 Here, I got you cheese.
-太好了 -你必須補充水份 -Oh, my God. -You got to stay hydrated.
-太感謝了 -他們沒有玻璃瓶的 -Thank you so much. -They didn't have glass bottles,
所以喝完以後得帶去回收 so we'll definitely hold onto it and recycle.
好 我們要做的就是 找一部電話 聯絡相關部門 So, what we need to do is find a phone, we need to call the authorities,
然後在這裏等待救援 and we need to wait here until somebody comes and rescues us.
這 這就是救援 This... This is the rescue.
沒有其他人會來 No one else is coming.
-你說什麽 -我就是救援 -I'm sorry? -I'm the rescue.
本來就是我一個人 然後我覺得 應該帶上教官 It was originally just gonna be me, then I was like, Trainer should come.
教官 願你安息 Oh, Trainer. Rest in peace.
所以我們的最佳選擇是前往機場 看到這條路了嗎 So, our best bet is to get to the airport. See this road right here?
從這裏開始 抄近路穿過叢林直達公路 From this area, just take a shortcut through the jungle to the road.
你剛說“穿過叢林” Did you just say "shortcut through the jungle"?
-對 -好 你看到我們倆了嗎 -Yeah. -Okay, do you see us?
你不是達什 我不是洛芙摩爾 好嗎 You are not Dash, and I'm not Lovemore. Okay?
我是洛蕾塔 你是艾倫 I'm Loretta, and you are Alan.
-叢林會把我們這種人生吞活剝的 -還吃人呢 -And jungles eat people like us, okay? -Eat people.
而且我不想把這件衣服弄壞 是租來的 所以我們就待在這裏 And I don't want to mess up the jumpsuit. It's on loan. So we're gonna stay put.
我們不能在這裏傻站著 We're not just gonna stand around here.
我們要穿過叢林 We're gonna go through the jungle,
我們要前往機場 然後找一部電話 we're gonna go to the airport and find a phone,
這樣魚和蛋糕就都有了 so you can have your cake and get what you want.
“蛋糕” 拿來吃嗎 "And eat it too"?
你想吃就吃 我們走吧 If that's what you want to do with your cake, fine. Let's go.
-蛋糕只能拿來吃 -對我不是 -That's the only thing you do with cake. -Not mine.
我不知道你拿蛋糕做什麽 但我們是拿來吃的 I don't know what your people do, but my people eat it.
你可以當作禮物送人 You could give it to someone as a gift.
送了人 人家也是要吃掉的 Those people are still going to eat the cake.
所有人都吃蛋糕 Everybody eats cake.
那些藏在蛋糕裏的人呢 他們藏在裏面的時候就不吃 What about the kind people jump out of? They don't eat it, when they're in it.
老天爺啊 Oh, my God.
他們到底為什麽綁架你 是《颶風營救》裏那種奇怪的性交易嗎 What did they kidnap you for anyhow? Is it some weird sex stuff like Taken?
天啊 謝謝 Oh, my God, thank you.
我本來也這麽以為 但那人是費爾法克斯家的 I thought so too, but the guy's one of the Fairfaxes.
-貝弗利 -不 他哥 -Beverly? -No, the older one.
那個拍視頻博客 找蒙特祖瑪寶藏的怪人 The really odd one that had the vlog on finding Montezuma's treasure.
就是新聞上播的 那個要打撈泰坦尼克的家夥 The dude that was on the news for trying to raise the Titanic?
對 他在找火焰皇冠 Yes, he's looking for the Crown of Fire.
等一下 你是指真正的火焰皇冠 就像 Wait a minute. Like the actual Crown of Fire? Like the one...
-所以說那個遺跡是 -迷失之城D 對 -So those ruins were-- -They were the Lost City of D, yes.
什麽 你在開玩笑嗎 What? Are you kidding me right now?
這和你書裏寫的一樣 This is like your book.
所以說我們現在基本就是 像洛芙摩爾和達什一樣在冒險 So we're basically on a Lovemore and Dash adventure right now?
什麽東西 What is that?
萬一費爾法克斯真找到皇冠呢 What if Fairfax actually finds the crown?
不會 他不會的 He won't. He won't.
往哪邊 Where do we go?
好 我們得下水去 Okay, we need to get in the water.
-什麽 -我們得沿著河走 -What? -We need to go by river.
不行 我不喜歡碰水 No, I don't really do water.
什麽叫“不喜歡碰水” 又不是叫你和它結婚生子 What do you mean, "do water"? I'm not asking you to procreate with it.
我的身體和水八字不合 My body and water don't really go together.
那你是想死嗎 How do you feel about dying?
哎呀 Oh, God.
沒事了 有我在 You're okay. You're okay. I got you. I got you.
-我能遊泳 -行 -I can swim. I can swim. -Fine.
-你去哪兒 -我在渡河 -Where are you going? -I'm crossing.
不 我們得待在水裏 No, we have to stay in the water.
我寫《荒野中的一年》時 研究過水中反跟蹤術 I researched aquatic counter-tracking for my book, A Year in the Bush.
下了水 他們就沒法追蹤了 They'll lose our tracks in the water.
這裏為什麽是熱的 等等 你尿尿了嗎 Why is it warm here? Wait, are you peeing?
你繞過去好了 Just go around it.
好吧 我覺得 Okay, I think...
應該甩掉他們了吧 I think we lost them, right?
對 還算不賴 Yeah. That wasn't so bad. Yeah.
好 Okay.
-不要慌 -什麽叫“不要慌” -Don't panic. -What do you mean, don't panic?
-就別慌 -不 -Just don't panic. -No.
別再說“慌”這個字了 我已經慌了 Stop saying "panic." I'm panicking now.
你的背上有東西 You have something on your back.
不 No!
-不要叫 -是什麽 -Stop screaming. -What is that?
-什麽東西 -別叫了 -What is that? -Stop screaming.
-你身上有嗎 -沒有 -Do you have any on you? -No. No.
你身上為什麽沒有 Why don't you have any on you?
可能這衣服把它們嚇跑了 我也不知道 Maybe the jumpsuit scared them off. I don't know.
-幫我弄掉 -我的天啊 -Get them off. -Oh, my God.
不行 我不能碰這些滿是血 黏糊糊的小袋子 Okay. No, I can't touch those blood-gorged mucous sacks.
-你自己弄行嗎 -快點 -Can you fling it? -Right now.
-快弄掉 -你自己抓了扔掉 -Get it. -Just pick it and fling it.
-抓了扔掉 -要抓你抓 -Just pick it and fling it. -You pick it and fling it!
-能轉圈子甩掉嗎 -快幫我弄掉 -Can you spin it off? -Please, get it off.
我不想碰 我頭好暈 I don't like touching it. I'm feeling faint.
-它們要把我的靈魂吸走了 -好 別這樣 -They're sucking my soul out. -Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop.
別發出這種聲音 Don't make that sound.
有幾條 How many of them are there?
不是很多 There's not many.
我感覺有好多 It feels like there's so many.
感覺好多 I feel so many.
-我的上帝呀 -你禱什麽告啊 -Holy mother of God! -Why are you praying?
有那麽嚴重嗎 不可能吧 很糟糕嗎 有幾條 Is it that bad? It can't be that bad. Is it that bad? How many?
情況不是很妙 It's not great.
它們要把我吸幹了 They're gonna suck every bit of me out.
拜托你別說話了 我得蹲下來 等一下 Please stop speaking. I just need to get low. Hold on a second.
天啊 我能感覺到它們吸得好多 Oh, God! I can feel them just sucking out so much.
等它們完事 我就成一掛幹癟的人皮袋了 I'm gonna be a shriveled-up skin sack when they're done.
別告訴我爸我是這麽死的 You cannot tell my dad I died this way.
你得說我是和巨蟒搏鬥戰死的 還手持寶劍什麽的 You gotta tell him I was wrestling an anaconda with a sword or something.
我就像一瓶人血鮮果汁 它們要把我吸光光 I'm like a blood Jamba Juice. They're just sucking it all out.
不過為什麽都在我屁股上 Why are they all on my butt though?
這和我平時從色拉裏挑掉小鹹魚有點像 Kind of like picking anchovies off my Caesar salad.
-其實也還好 -小鹹魚 -It's actually not so bad. -Anchovies?
這種時候提吃的東西做什麽 Why do you go to food right now?
找到那條皇後 快點搞定 Just find the queen, and let's be done with this.
應該可以了 我得看看你前面有沒有 Think you're good. I just need to check your front.
好 我不敢看 Okay. I can't look.
很糟嗎 Is it bad?
-哇哦 -怎麽了 你就直說吧 -Wow. -What is it? Just say it.
你意料到會 不是 I mean, you expect it to, you know, not...
然後突然間看到了 Then suddenly there it is, and...
-那個 你為某個人感到興奮 -什麽 -You know, you get excited for a person. -What?
-我為所有人感到興奮 -你興奮什麽 -I mean, I'm excited for all people. -Why are you excited?
是這樣的 人們會好奇 會想知道 Well, you know, people wonder, they wonder,
但他們並不知道 對吧 but they don't know, right?
他們不知道 直到他們突然間知道了 They don't, until suddenly they do know,
然後他們就知道了之前不知道的事 and then they know something that wasn't known before.
我身上到底還有沒有螞蟥了 Just do I have any leeches or not?
你的勇士形單影只地掛著 Your plucky warrior hangs in tranquil solitude.
什麽 What?
沒有了 你沒事了 No, you're good. You're good.
我們剛剛真勇敢 它們為什麽那麽愛吸屁股 We were so brave just then. Why do they go for the butt so much?
你唱什麽呢 What's that song you're singing?
我小時候外婆唱給我聽的歌 A song my abbi used to sing to me when I was a kid.
-“如果你吸島的生命” -嗯 -"If you suck life from the island... -Yeah?
“島就會吸你的” ...the island will suck of you."
你外婆給你唱被島吸的歌 Your grandma sang you songs about getting sucked off by an island?
翻譯過來意思就不對了 It doesn't translate super well.
有幻覺螞蟥綜合征這回事嗎 Is phantom leech syndrome a thing?
它們不下蛋吧 They don't lay eggs, do they?
塔哈王後 Queen Taha?
“卡拉曼國王和他的珍寶安息在 "King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest...
安息在無盡的眼淚之井中 laid to rest in the well of endless tears.
安息在無盡的眼淚之井中” Laid to rest in the well of endless tears."
-是什麽意思呢 -洛蕾塔 -What does that mean? -Loretta!
差點被你嚇死 You gave me a heart attack.
你跑哪去了 Where'd you go?
這是什麽 What is this?
我不確定 或許是他們集會的地方 I'm not sure, but maybe they gathered here?
你能想象嗎 身處這個地方 Can you imagine being right here,
那麽久以前 就在這個地方 right in this very spot back then?
他們講述的那些故事 The stories that they told?
這裏很久以前肯定發生過很多事 So much history I'm sure happened right here.
我們無處可逃了 They've got us cornered.
-好 我們必須往上爬 走 -什麽 -Okay. We've got to go up. Come on. -What?
你看到我穿的什麽嗎 我穿著帶閃片的緊身衣 Have you seen what I'm wearing? I'm in a glitter straitjacket.
除了往上爬沒有別的出路 來吧 我們走 There's nowhere to go but up. Come on. Let's go.
我不該幹這個 我太老了 I should not be doing this. I'm too old for this.
不 你不老 你很美 No, you're not. You're beautiful.
我沒說我不美 我是說我過了這麽幹的年紀 I didn't say I'm not beautiful. I said I'm too old to be doing this.
我不能思考的時候 我的技能也不能思考 於是就幹坐著吃東西 My skill is sitting and thinking and eating when I can't think.
你的鞋的確是不太適合登山 Yeah, you definitely could be wearing better shoes for this.
這鞋是你帶來的 You brought me these shoes.
我不行了 爬不動了 I can't go any further. I can't go any further.
我感覺不太舒服 I'm not doing so great here.
你可以的 加油 You got it. Come on.
我知道你覺得抓緊了不要動更安全 I know you think that you're safer holding on,
但你必須繼續爬 but you have to keep going.
-我不行 我做不到 -好嗎 -I can't. I can't, I can't. -Okay?
-你聞到沒 -聞到什麽 -Do you smell that? -Smell what?
-有一股味道 -是猛獸嗎 什麽味道 -I smell something. -Is it a predator? What is it?
-有火燒下來了 -你得深吸氣好好聞 -A downward cascading fire? -You got to smell deeper.
我什麽都聞不到 I don't smell anything!
深吸一口氣 Take a big, deep breath.
好 All right.
-好樣的 -好 -Good job. -Okay.
-處理得很巧妙 謝了 -確實很巧妙 -That was manipulative. Thank you. -Yeah, it was.
好 我來幫你一把 好嗎 Here we go. I'm gonna help you out a little bit, all right?
-一 二 三 用力 -你幹什麽呢 -One, two, three... Here we go! -What are you doing?
-快出來 -用力 -Get out of there. -Come on.
-不 別收緊 -那是我的敏感部位 -No, no, don't flex. -That's my hoo-hoo.
就騎在頭上 手不要停 騎在頭上 Just ride the head. Keep the hands moving and ride the head.
-天啊 -你做得很好 -Oh, God. -You're doing great.
抱歉發型有點紮人 加把勁 Sorry about the scratchy haircut. Come on.
苦後更甜 Dulcius ex asperis.
你說什麽 What was that?
沒什麽 Oh, nothing.
就是以前我和約翰 It was just something that John and I would say
在完成一件大工作 比如考古挖掘或者手稿之後 after we finished something big, like a...
會說的一句話 like an archaeological dig or a manuscript.
是拉丁語 意思是“苦後更甜” It's Latin. It means "sweeter after difficulty."
拉丁語的 What's...
“洛蕾塔真厲害”怎麽說 What's Latin for "Loretta's a badass"?
我是很厲害 我爬上了一座山 I am a badass. I climbed a mountain.
天啊 要是貝絲能看到我們這樣就好了 Oh, my God. I wish Beth could've seen us do this.
-天啊 貝絲 -別擔心貝絲 -Oh, God. Beth. -Don't worry about Beth.
她可能已經發動全體海軍在找我們了 She's probably got the whole navy after us right now.
我知道你覺得你必須親自去找 那座島上的相關機構 I get that you think you have to go to the island authorities yourself,
盡管放心吧 我會讓洛蕾塔的 社交網絡超級活躍 but don't worry, I'm keeping Loretta's socials super active.
剛在推特上發了 “我這是被綁架了嗎 Just tweeted, "Did I just get kidnapped?
主題標簽 真倒黴 @肖恩門德斯 主題標簽 肖恩門德斯” #FML, @ShawnMendes, #ShawnMendes."
你是一個人出行 And you're traveling alone?
是的 我一個人 我單身 Yes, I'm traveling alone. I'm single.
那或許行得通 Then this might work.
-好 快告訴我 -你可以先去紐約 -Okay! Talk to me. -You'll hit New York.
從那裏飛往幾內亞 然後在那裏搭一架小破鳥 From there, you'll fly to Guinea, where you can pick up a puddle jumper.
一架什麽 A what?
-小型飛機 -對 沒有腿部空間 -Small plane. -Yeah, no leg room.
沒關系 可以 That's fine. I'll take it.
-或者你可以直接回來 -謝謝 -Or you could just come home. -Thank you.
我們需要更加易燃的東西 這裏太潮濕了 We need something more flammable. Everything is just so wet.
這裏面 你包裏有什麽 What's in here? What's in your bag?
-東西真不少 好 -你在幹什麽 -Oh, a lot. Okay. -What are you doing?
好 面膜 Okay. Face masks.
對 那是禮品籃裏送的 Yeah, that was like a gift-basket thing.
你帶了個香薰蠟燭到叢林裏來 You brought a scented candle into the jungle?
那是我媽給我的 My mom gave me that.
是母親節的奇怪禮物 It was like a weird gift for Mother's Day.
母親節你媽媽送你禮物 Your mom gives you gifts for Mother's Day?
案樹迷叠香精油 Eucalyptus rosemary oil.
真好聞 That smells good.
好吧 Oh, okay. All right.
太好了 Yes!
我生了火 Yes, I made fire!
-真厲害 你得 -這火真漂亮 -That's pretty impressive. You have to-- -It is a beautiful fire.
誰想得到呢 Who would have thought?
這就把上衣脫了 Oh, you're just taking your shirt off?
看上去挺不舒服的 That looks really uncomfortable.
你背上還好吧 Are you okay? The back?
對 所以我才不喜歡碰水 Yeah. That is why I don't do water.
-好吧 -身上會變得像少年長痘的臉一樣 -Okay. -My body becomes an eighth-grader's face.
你有塗的東西嗎 軟膏之類的 Do you have anything for it? Like some ointment or something?
有 原本是有的 Yeah, I do. Well, I did.
裝在一個小瓶子裏 It was in a little, tiny little bottle.
是這瓶 對不起啊 It was this. I'm sorry.
真對不起 Oh, God, I'm sorry.
沒關系 It's okay.
-等等 好 快過來 -做什麽 -Hold on. Yes. Come here. Come here. -What?
-過來 坐下 -我看看 -Come here. Sit down. -Let me see.
-快坐下 -這裏 -Just sit down. -Right here?
對 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
不 你不必碰的 沒關系 No, you don't have to touch it. It's okay. It's fine.
我連你身上充血的袋子都碰了 所以 I touched your engorged sacks, so...
-那些螞蟥 -好吧 -The leeches. -Okay.
好 可能有點涼 Okay, this might be a little bit cold.
-抱歉 -哇 -Sorry. -Oh, yeah.
抱歉 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
或許達什就該是這種死法 Maybe this is how Dash should die.
嚴重的濕疹發作 多性感 Horrible eczema outbreak. That's so sexy.
我能寫好 I could make it work.
是嗎 Yeah?
那好 All right, then.
你會怎麽寫 How would you write this?
好 Okay.
“在溫暖芳香的篝火邊” "Warmed by the fragrant fire..."
開頭就這麽帶感 Starting strong.
“洛芙摩爾的雙手 "Lovemore's hands explored the...
探索著達什身體的輪廓 the contoured scenery
勾勒出醉人的風景 of Dash's body.
熟悉的起伏 Familiar terrain made
隨著一道道猩紅的凸起 new and exciting with every...
有了令人心跳加速的新鮮感” with every scarlet rim."
她沒有覺得 And that didn't...
倒胃口嗎 didn't turn her off?
沒有 No.
“因為洛芙摩爾能夠聽到 "Because with every cardinal ridge,
每座紅色的山脊都在呢噥細語 Lovemore discovered another letter in the language
說著只有他們的身體才懂的語言” that only their bodies spoke."
那他們的身體在說什麽 And what were their bodies saying?
“占有我 "Take me...
占有我 take me,
占有我” take me."
你覺得怎麽樣 How's that?
挺好的 It was good.
-我是說你背上感覺怎麽樣了 -挺好 -Your back. I mean, how is your back? -Good.
-好 你確定嗎 -對 -Okay. You sure? -Yeah.
-我說的也是我的背 還有這裏 -好 -I also meant my back. Right there, yeah. -Okay.
生活必需品 Supplies.
我有點冷 要不我等會兒就進去躺下 Okay, I'm chilly. I think I'm gonna probably turn in in a little bit.
-行 -你沒事吧 -Okay. -You good?
沒事 我很火 好 我很好 Yeah, I'm fire-- fine. I'm fine.
我不“火” 我待在火邊很好 I'm not "fire." I'm fine by the fire.
好吧 Okay. All right.
隨便你啦 但如果你冷的話 It's up to you, but if you're cold,
我們倆大概都能擠進來 如果你願意的話 maybe we could probably both fit in here, if you wanted to.
我們倆一起 Both of us?
-如果你願意的話 我只是 -好 不 聽上去 -Only if you want to. I mean, it's just-- -Yeah, no, that sounds...
好 你準備怎麽 Okay. How do you...
你可以先進去 然後我再想辦法 You can go first, then I'll figure it out.
不 你先進 絕對應該女士優先 No, no, you go. It's definitely a "ladies first" type of situation.
-把手保持在袋子外面 -我就是這麽打算的 -Keep hands out of the bag at all times. -That's what I was gonna do.
-背靠背 -手在外 背靠背 -Butt to butt. -Hands out and butt to butt.
-好 我怎麽做 -直接進來 先坐下 -Yeah. What do I do? -Just get in. Go ahead and sit.
我先坐 好 坐下了 I sit first? Okay. I'm in.
你太重了 會把袋子坐個底朝天的 You're too heavy. You're gonna flip this thing like a cruise ship.
你自己小心 等等 我還沒進來 You watch yourself. Hold on. I'm not in.
怎麽還要用到核心肌群呢 Why is this engaging my core so much?
你往那邊蹭蹭行嗎 How 'bout you shimmy?
-我沒法呼吸 喘不過氣了 -你可以嗎 -I can't breathe. I'm not breathing. -Are you good?
我的臉 My face.
好 Yeah. Okay.
手拿出來 背對背 Hands are out. Butt to butt.
好 Okay.
行啊 Well!
來 Come on.
來啊 大聲點 Come on! Let's hear it!
我們來為洛蕾塔鼓掌 Let's give a nice round of applause to Loretta!
她真有本事 She earned it.
一個手無縛雞之力的大齡宅女 讓你們在叢林裏幹瞪眼 A geriatric shut-in left you holding your dicks in the jungle.
好樣的 洛蕾塔 Good job, Loretta.
拜托 老大 搞出人命了 Boss, come on. People are dying now.
難道你不覺得這樣有點過了嗎 Don't you think that maybe this has all gone too far?
真的值得嗎 Is it really worth it?
我只差一點就要實現世人無法企及的夢想 I am on the cusp of attaining the unattainable.
一件美輪美奐的寶物 世上任何一個國家 Something singular, something no nation,
任何一位君王 或者任何一個馬屁精兄弟都沒有的東西 no emperor, no brownnosing brothers ever have.
傳說中的火焰皇冠 The legendary Crown of Fire.
所以是啊 So, yes.
我覺得這完全值得 Yes, I would definitely say it's worth it.
勞駕 Excuse me!
勞駕 先生 我得去搭轉機的航班 Excuse me, sir. I need to get to my next connecting flight.
沒有航班 No flight.
飛行員病了 明天再來 The pilot is sick. Come tomorrow.
不 先生 我不能明天再來 我今天就得飛 No, no, sir. I cannot come tomorrow. I need to do this today.
我今晚就得趕到洪迪達島 I need to get to the island Isla Hundida tonight.
性命攸關哪 Lives are at stake.
明天再來 Come tomorrow.
-打擾了 女士 -什麽事 -Excuse me, miss? -Yes?
我剛才無意中聽到你說你喜歡吃牛排大餐 I couldn't help but overhear you say that you like steak.
好 你聽了可能會不相信 Okay, this is a little bit crazy,
但我也喜歡牛排大餐 but I also like steak.
-什麽 -我也喜歡牛排大餐 -What? -I also like steak.
你想不想 怎麽說呢 Would you like to, maybe, I don't know...
-或許我們可以 -不 “性命攸關” -Maybe there's a... -No. "Lives are at stake."
我今晚就得趕到島上去 I need to go to the island tonight.
對 Yes.
-那就更重要了 -相當重要 -Even more serious. -Extremely.
我想我能夠幫上忙 Well, I believe that I may be able to assist you.
我有一架貨運飛機 I have a cargo plane.
或許等我送完貨 我們可以順道去你的小島 Maybe after I make my delivery, we could swing by your island.
我問你一個問題 你最好老實回答 I'm gonna ask you something, and you better tell me the truth.
你以前殺過人嗎 Have you ever murdered anyone before?
沒有 No!
我不能說我完全相信 但你給我聽好了 I don't know if I really buy it, but let me tell you something.
如果你敢動殺我的念頭 我絕對會先殺了你 If you ever think about murdering me, I promise, I will murder you first.
不客氣 My pleasure.
你真是個怪人 我們走吧 You are weird. Let's go.
“卡拉曼國王和他的珍寶安息在無盡的 "King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest in the well
眼淚之井中” of endless tears."
什麽東西 What is that?
沒什麽東西 不是 Oh, it's a thing. I mean, it's not...
不是你以為的東西 You know, it's not what you think it is.
所以說這不是 費爾法克斯那塊古老的羊皮紙殘片 So it's not Fairfax's fragment of an ancient parchment?
好吧 就是你以為的東西 Okay. It's what you think it is.
洛蕾塔 你怎麽就犯糊塗了呢 Loretta, I thought you were smarter than that.
這下費爾法克斯絕對會窮追不舍 Fairfax is never gonna stop hunting us now.
你是怎麽想的 What were you thinking?
那座火山一旦噴發 陵墓就會被掩埋 我們就來不及趕過去看一眼 We have a volcano that could bury the tomb before we get to it, before we see it,
來不及保存關於它的記憶 before we preserve its memory.
-這是 -不好意思 我們是要去找陵墓嗎 -This is-- -I'm sorry. Is that what we're doing?
我怎麽不知道 你打算什麽時候告訴我 'Cause no one told me. When were you gonna tell me?
我為什麽要告訴你 Why would I tell you?
我們倆是一條船上的 我來這裏是為了救你 We're in this together. I came here to rescue you.
你知道你不是達什吧 You know you're not Dash, right?
你不會騎著白馬英雄救美 You don't ride in on a white horse to rescue people.
你只會往身上噴古銅粉 站在鼓風機前面擺造型 You... spray yourself with bronzer and you stand in front of wind machines,
這對你而言很好 which is great for you.
你怎麽知道我其實是怎樣的 How would you have any idea what I'm actually like?
我了解你 你這人很容易讀 艾倫 I know you. You're a pretty open book, Alan.
-那好 我是怎樣的 -真的嗎 -Okay, then who am I? -Really?
對啊 Yeah.
行啊 Okay.
你是全校的校草 因為長得帥 輕輕松松地來到了洛杉磯 You were a homecoming king and you coasted on your good looks to LA,
可隨後你意識到 在一個偏僻的無名小鎮裏長得最帥 but then realized that being the most handsome kid in the middle of nowhere
並不意味著你會出人頭地 doesn't mean you're going to be a star.
直到有一天 一個女人因為沒法出版 Until one day, when a woman who couldn't publish her book
她寫的關於大西洋西班牙殖民主義的書 轉而決定寫一本言情小說 on Spanish colonization in the Atlantic decided to write a romance novel,
並且碰巧選了你當封面模特 chose you at random to be on the cover.
你們倆都交了好運 小說大賣 Lucky for you and her, the novels were a smashing success.
於是她繼續寫低俗小說 你繼續擺造型 She kept writing her schlock, you kept posing,
我們倆都沒有成為自己想成為的人 you know, neither one of us becoming who we'd hoped we would be.
然後有一天 我們都死在了熱帶叢林裏 And then one day, we both die in the jungle
就在我很多年前寫過的 大西洋中的一座小島上 on one of those Atlantic islands I wrote about all those years ago.
對吧 Right?
是薩拉索塔 It was Sarasota, by the way.
不是無名小鎮 It's not nowhere.
我在那裏長大 還有我媽和兩個姐姐 I grew up there with my mom and two sisters.
沒錯 And yeah.
我開始當模特是因為我想離開那裏 I started modeling 'cause I wanted to get away.
我只能想到這一份工作 能夠讓我去那些 It was the only job that I could think of that could take me to all of the places
我一直夢想能去的地方 that I always dreamed of going.
後來終於到了洛杉磯 Then finally to Los Angeles,
我當了你言情小說的封面模特 where I posed on the cover of your romance novel.
我尷尬得要死 就怕朋友們看到了 I was so embarrassed that one of my friends might've seen me
我在小說封面上戴著假發的樣子 in that wig on the cover of your book
所以好幾個月不敢跟他們說話 that I avoided talking to them for months.
後來有一天 And then one day,
我走在回家的路上 I'm walking home,
聽見一位女士喊 “達什” and I hear this lady yell, "Dash!"
她跑到我面前 特別開心 She runs up, and she is so happy.
於是我就想 “能讓別人這麽開心 Then I thought, "How could I be this embarrassed
我怎麽能覺得尷尬呢” about something that makes people this happy?"
洛蕾塔 你想怎樣都行 Loretta, you can do whatever you want.
如果你不想寫書了 那就不要寫 If you don't want to write anymore, don't write.
但不要貶低你的讀者 說那是低俗小說 But don't minimize the people that love your work by calling it schlock.
這對他們不公平 That's not fair to them.
你知道什麽事很諷刺嗎 You know what's ironic?
我原以為你是最不會以貌取人的 I thought you of all people would know not to judge a book by its cover.
以封面取人 Judge a book by its cover model.
艾倫 Alan?
艾倫 Alan.
他們有兩個人 There's two of them.
-洛蕾塔 我在這裏 -艾倫 -Loretta! I'm over here! -Alan!
艾倫 摩托車還有槍 Alan! Motorcycles and guns, motorcycles and guns!
這邊 Come this way!
別開槍了 Stop shooting!
-把羊皮紙給他們 -不行 -Just give 'em the parchment! -I can't.
行的 你就喊一聲“給你” 然後扔過去 Yes, you can, actually. You just say, "Here," and throw it at 'em.
對 然後他們肯定會乖乖放過我們 Right. And then I'm sure they'll happily let us go.
-好 快蹲下 -他們怎麽總能找到我們 -Okay, keep down. -How do they keep finding us?
-你這身衣服能把人閃瞎 -我們得想個辦法 -You're basically a walking disco ball. -We need to come up with a plan.
我有個主意 I have an idea.
我們挖個洞 然後假裝喊 We're gonna dig a hole, throw our voices.
“我們在這裏” 你會學鳥叫嗎 "We're over here." Can you sound like a bird?
-不 我有個主意 -艾倫 拜托 我在想辦法呢 -No, I have a plan. -Alan, please, I'm thinking.
-我知道 但我有個辦法 -就讓我想一想 -I know, but I have a plan. -Please, just let me think about...
-等等 他們在朝你開槍 -對 所以我們才要躲起來 -Wait a minute. They're shooting at you. -Yeah, that's why we're hiding.
不 他們只朝你開槍 No. They're shooting only at you.
他們不打我 因為我的腦袋才有價值 They won't shoot me. It's my brain that's valuable.
你也不聽聽你這話說的 I don't think you actually hear the things you say sometimes.
-或許我能掩護你 -你不能掩護我 -Maybe I can shield you. -You are not shielding me.
-該我掩護你 -為什麽 因為我是女人 -I should be shielding you. -Why? Because I'm a woman?
這完全就是性別歧視 That's supremely sexist.
用女性當擋箭牌 I don't think using women as human shields
應該和格洛麗亞斯恩菲德 主張的女權主義思想不符吧 is exactly the change that Gloria Seinfeld had in mind, do you?
格洛麗亞斯泰納姆 Gloria Steinem?
無所謂 她也是 行 請用男性說教的口吻 解釋下什麽是性別歧視 Whatever. Her too. You know what? Fine. Please mansplain sexism to me right now.
我的天啊 我是個女人 我不會用男性說教的口吻講話 Oh, my God. I am a woman. I can't mansplain anything.
我是個女權主義者 我覺得男人能做到的事 女人也能做到 I'm a feminist, and I think a woman can do anything a man can do.
我們得待在這裏 等他們找累了 We just need to stay here until they get tired.
-我有個想法 我能說說我的辦法嗎 -艾倫 -I have an idea. Can I tell you my plan? -Alan!
這不是你扒扒上衣就能解決的事 This is not a situation you can get out of by ripping your shirt off.
不是扒我的 Not my shirt.
三 Three!
好 Yes!
這和我設想的不一樣 That was different than I had in my head.
我只是想攔住他們 I just wanted us to stop them.
會不會是因為有風才這樣的 Could it have been the wind that made it do that?
不 我覺得是我們 是我們幹的 No, I think it was us. I think... we did it.
我們攔了一個人 對吧 但那是 We did the one guy, right? But that was, like...
我們只是想讓他停下 但另外那個人完全可以躲開的 We just wanted him to stop. But the other guy could've moved, really.
所以要怪他自己 So, that one was on him.
就算沒有我們 這種事還是會發生 Even if we weren't here, that could've happened.
你停在懸崖邊做什麽 Why are you gonna stop next to a cliff?
他們戴了頭盔 所以他們可能 They were wearing helmets, so maybe they're...
但他們身上其他部位沒有戴頭盔 But the rest of their body didn't have a helmet.
所以可能就只有腦袋 So there'd just be a head.
他們這是魯莽駕駛 對吧 They were driving recklessly, right?
騎車時不能有壞心眼 Don't be mean on a bike.
騎車時不能做壞事 Don't do mean stuff on a bike.
說不定他們沒事 I mean, perhaps they're fine.
或許有事 但沒關系 Yeah, probably not. But that's okay.
沒關系 世事難料嘛 我們走吧 That's all right. You know, things happen. Let's go.
-你要再縫起來還是怎的 -這是租的 -You gonna put it back together? -It's on loan.
-瞧瞧我 -好啊 -Look at me. -Okay.
我還能怎樣 What more can I do, you know?
你已經做了很多 貝絲 You've done so much already, Beth.
我可憐可親的奶奶 視力不行了 My poor, sweet, little Nana has lost her sight.
新書發布會搞砸了 我把寶全押在了上面 The book release is a complete disaster, which I've leveraged everything on,
所以我可能已經百分百地破產了 so I'm probably, most definitely broke right now.
而最重要的是 我弄丟了一名作者 And most importantly, I've lost a writer.
誰會這樣 誰會弄丟作者 Who does that? Who loses a writer?
好吧 貝絲 你讓我想起了 我最好的朋友蘭迪 Okay, Beth, you remind me of my best friend, Randy.
總是為其他人操心 Always looking out for other people,
從來不知道照顧自己 never taking care of herself.
對吧 蘭迪 Isn't that right, Randy?
這孩子 它就像是我的治療師 She's like my therapist, this one over here.
LOL “哈哈大笑” LOL. "Laughing Out Loud."
你處理完朋友的事之後 After you take care of your friend,
我們倆去海灘怎麽樣 how about we go to a beach?
-什麽 -我要去夏威夷取貨 -What? -Look, I have a pickup in Hawaii.
不用帶上它 She doesn't have to come.
好吧 你可以一起來 Okay! Okay, you can come!
它太有意思了 She's hilarious.
我問你一個問題 Let me ask you something.
我們都坐在這裏嘮嗑 誰在開飛機 We're all sitting here chitchatting, but who's flying the plane?
-自動駕駛 -什麽 -Autopilot. -What?
大哥 快去駕駛艙 好好開飛機 Sir, go to the cockpit, fly the plane.
好吧 Okay.
我去降落 I'm going to go land the plane.
好 Okay.
不 把羊帶走 麻煩你把羊帶走 No, no, no. Take the goat. Please, take the goat.
現在是它的休息時間 祝你飛行愉快 She's on break. Enjoy the flight!
嗨 Hi.
來了個英國人 就把她綁架了 This English dude came in and basically kidnapped her.
嗨 我是貝絲 請留言 我會盡快回復 Hey, it's Beth. Please leave a message, and I'll get right back to you.
嗨 貝絲 Hi, Beth.
是我 It's me.
我還活著 I'm alive!
是這樣的 Listen...
我很抱歉我把簽書會搞砸了 I'm sorry that I blew up the book tour.
我就是很害怕 I was just afraid
而且很自私 and selfish.
艾倫來了 我回頭再打給你 Here comes Alan. I'll call you back.
警方在找費爾法克斯 So, police are searching for Fairfax,
我們待在這裏時 他們會保護我們 and they're gonna provide us protection while we're here.
他們說沒說我們得在這裏待多久 Did they say how long we'd be here?
他們會盡量在今晚 幫我們安排一架小型飛機 They're gonna try to get us on a puddle jumper later this evening.
但他們說那家小旅館不錯 在走之前 But they said in the meantime, the inn is really nice,
我們可以去清洗一下 換身衣服 and we can get cleaned up and maybe a change of clothes.
好的 Okay.
那好 Okay. Yeah.
謝謝 Thank you.
來啊 Come on.
跟你老公跳個舞 Dance with your husband.
-不 -他不是我老公 -No, no, no. -He's not my husband.
-沒事的 -跟他跳個舞 -It's okay. -Dance with him.
不 她不想跳 她穿的鞋不適合跳舞 No, no. She doesn't want to. She doesn't have the right shoes.
其實 這雙鞋唯一適合的就是跳舞 Actually, it's the only thing these shoes are right for.
你不必勉強的 You don't have to do this.
沒關系 It's okay. It's okay.
是嗎 Yeah?
也不知道她唱的是什麽意思 I wonder what she's saying.
是個民間傳說 It's folklore.
是首情歌 講的是一個女子 Love song about a woman
她的愛人死了 但她不想離開愛人身邊 whose lover died, and she didn't want to leave his side.
於是她就躺在那裏 不肯起來 So she laid down and refused to get up.
一定很可怕 Must be scary.
兩人一起計劃的未來 卻只剩下一個人獨自面對 Having to face your future without the person that you planned it with.
她說什麽 What was that?
不好意思 你剛唱的那句歌詞 Excuse me. The last line that you sang.
“誰會為我哭泣” ¿Quién llorará junto a mí?
“小島會在無盡的眼淚之井中為我哭泣” "The island will weep for me in the well of endless tears."
“無盡的眼淚之井”是什麽 是個真實存在的地方還是 What is that, the well of endless tears? Is that a real place, or...
天坑的地方 Sinkhole place.
謝謝你 謝謝 Thank you. Gracias, gracias.
-來 快來 -怎麽了 -Come here, come here. -What is it?
羊皮紙上說 Hey, on the parchment, it said,
“卡拉曼國王和他的珍寶 安息在無盡的眼淚之井中” "King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest in the well of endless tears."
我原以為是個比喻 I thought maybe it was a metaphor.
其實不是 It's not.
無盡的眼淚之井是個地名 The Well of Endless Tears is a place.
是一個天坑 It's a sinkhole.
地圖上就有一個天坑 There's a sinkhole on the map.
我想陵墓就在那裏 I think the tomb is there.
-這比你書裏寫的精彩多了 -什麽 -This is so much better than your books. -What?
不 我沒有冒犯你的意思 There's like-- No, I don't mean any offense.
-我開玩笑的 -是一樣精彩 -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -It's, like, equal.
-我開玩笑的 -瞧瞧你 你想去那裏 -I'm kidding. I'm kidding. -Look at you. You want to go there.
-什麽 我沒有 -我看得出來 你就是想去 -What? No. -I can see. Yes, you do.
那該有多荒唐啊 我只是 That would be insane. That would be insane. I just...
只是我們已經離得這麽近了 但是我們不能 It's just that we're so close to it, but, you know, we can't--
不 No.
這是你的故事 你想怎麽寫 This is your story. How do you want to write it?
我想知道那裏是存在的 I'd like to know that it's there,
這一切是有意義的 that all this meant something.
好 那我們去吧 Okay. Then let's go.
我們多待一天 等天一亮 We'll stay one more day. As soon as the sun's up,
我們就去找無盡的眼淚之井 we're gonna go find the Well of Endless Tears.
-但萬一找不到呢 -那又怎樣 至少我們努力過了 -But what if it's nothing? -So what? Then we say we tried.
那費爾法克斯怎麽辦 And Fairfax?
警察在找費爾法克斯 不用擔心 The cops are after Fairfax. Don't worry about him.
-多荒唐啊 -對 但看看你 -This is crazy. -Yeah, but look at you.
怎麽了 What?
這是我第一次見到你毫無畏懼的樣子 It's the very first time I've ever seen you totally unafraid.
而且充滿了活力 And alive.
我去告訴他們計劃有變 請他們幫忙找輛車 I'm gonna go tell them our plans have changed and find us a ride.
你去哪裏 Where are you going?
你應該見過我朋友了 I see you met my friend here.
他告訴我 你打算跳上飛機 He told me you were just about to jump on a plane,
不辭而別 without so much as saying goodbye.
我就說 “不可能 我的洛蕾塔不會的 I said, "No way. Not my Loretta.
畢竟她是唯一一個能帶我去陵墓的人” Not when she's the only one who can lead me to the tomb."
別那麽用力掐我了 Stop squeezing so hard.
你給我松手 Get your hands off of me!
放開我 Let go!
我需要一輛車 汽車 誰有汽車 I need a car. A car, an auto. Does anybody have an auto?
不 No, no. No.
我需要輛車 我拿手表跟你換 這表很貴的 I need an auto. I'll trade you my watch. It's a really expensive watch.
你有車嗎 這是塊寶格麗 在黑暗中會發光的 Do you have a car? It's a Bulgari. This thing glows in the dark.
-還有防水功能 -我有輛摩托車 -It's waterproof. -I have motorcycle.
很酷吧 Cool, isn't it?
我總覺得 私人坦克裏 也裝個迷你吧有何不可 I always thought, why can't your personal tank also have a minibar?
喝杯酒 Have a drink.
-註意點行嗎 -對了 -Do you mind? -Yes.
恐怕他對你有點意見 He has a bit of a grudge against you, I'm afraid.
好像和他的朋友騎摩托出意外有關 Something about a motorbike accident his friends had?
你為什麽要這麽做 Why are you doing this?
我想要一件沒人擁有的東西 I want something nobody else has.
當我爸把他的 When my father gifted--
好的 As I was saying,
當我爸把他的企業帝國送給我弟時 when my father gifted his empire to my baby brother--
什麽人啊 Who is that?
是個騎著機車的男芭比嗎 Is that a Ken doll on a moped?
我好像在哪裏見過他 I know him from somewhere.
我覺得不會 Oh, I doubt that.
因為那個人是一名訓練有素的格鬥專家 Because what you are looking at is a highly trained combat specialist,
他久經沙場 去過阿富汗 伊拉克 forged in the furnaces of Afghanistan, Iraq,
科威特 薩拉索塔 Kuwait, Sarasota...
皮膚特別好 不長濕疹 Incredible skin. No eczema problems.
救不到我 他決不會罷休 And he will not stop until I am safe!
所以你最好乖乖停下這輛太空坦克 So you pull this space tank over,
除非你想像他的朋友一樣一命嗚呼 unless you would like to perish like his friends did.
就是他讓他們一命嗚呼的 And he is responsible for their perishment.
這可能並不是他的本意 He might not have meant to,
但是他們 還是嗚呼了 所以 but they... perished, so...
這人到底是誰 我以前在哪見過他 Okay, who is this? I have seen him somewhere before.
不是吧 他是你的封面模特 對吧 No, no, no. That's your cover model, isn't it?
對 我就說在哪見過 Yes. I knew I knew him from somewhere.
上去 Get up there.
幹掉他 要有點創意 And kill him creatively.
我喜歡看肌肉型男栽跟頭 I love watching hunks fail.
我現在喝一杯行嗎 I guess I will have that drink.
該死 Oh, shit.
我倒滿行嗎 Is it okay if I just top 'er off?
行 但是 天啊 你會用杯子嗎 Yeah, that's fine, but-- Oh, my God, have you used a glass before?
對不起 Sorry.
傑克教官會怎麽做 What would Jack Trainer do?
這裏真熱 還有誰覺得這裏很熱 It's hot in here. Anyone else feeling how hot it is?
你是在扮性感嗎 看著好奇怪 請你打住 Are you trying to be sexy? This is very weird. Please, stop.
我可以讓你的世界燃燒起來 I could set your world on fire.
睡吧 睡 給我睡 Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Sleep!
暫停 Time-out.
繼續 Time-in!
不 別打到她 她還有用 No! Don't shoot her! I need her!
天啊 Jesus!
腳挪開 給我挪開 Move your foot! Move your foot!
去睡吧 王八蛋 Go to sleep, asshole.
出去 看著點 Get out there! Look!
這個塊頭更大 A bigger guy?
不 Oh, no.
什麽 What?
讓開 Move it!
不 No, no, no. No, no, no.
餵 進來 Hey! Get in.
他還是我 Him or me?
洛蕾塔 這可不是你那種 粗俗乏味的女性意淫小說 This is not one of your cheap, vapid lady-fantasy books, Loretta.
這是現實生活 This is real life.
我們會殺了他 And we will kill him.
告訴我們 陵墓在哪裏 Tell us where the tomb is.
嗨 不知道哪位是管事的 請你派人去這個地方 Hi. So, whoever's in charge, I need you to send officials to go here.
這裏 Here.
我們下班了 We are closed.
你們下班了 You're closed?
知道嗎 我盼著能睡個午覺 已經盼了一年半了 You know I've been trying to take a nap for a year and a half?
一年半哪 A year and a half.
我玩命地工作 I have been burning the candle at both ends,
起早貪黑 the midnight oil,
我朋友被綁架前 我早就這樣了 since way before my friend got kidnapped.
我唯一想要的 And all I want to do
就是翹起雙腿放松一下 is kick my feet back
喝杯小酒 雖然我可能太累了喝不下 and drink some wine that I'm probably too tired to drink.
而且我想做趟按摩 And I want a massage.
我想有人幫我按摩下肩膀和雙腳 I want someone to massage my shoulders and my feet,
而且要同時進行 and I want it at the same time.
我不在乎這在邏輯上是否可行 And I don't care if logistically that doesn't make sense.
因為我非常努力地工作 Because I have worked hard.
我知道你們也是一樣地努力 The same way that I know that you have.
所以我不得不請求你們 So I hate to ask you
再稍微晚兩分鐘下班 to leave this place open a few more minutes,
因為否則的話 because if we don't,
我的一位非常親密的朋友 還有她的封面模特 a very close friend of mine and her cover model
就要小命不保 are going to die.
進不去 老大 No good way in, boss!
走山洞呢 What about the caves?
太危險了 That's too dangerous!
我們會非常小心的 Well, we'll be very careful then.
快點啊 Well, come on!
這邊 This way.
我有個不進詭異山洞的原則 I have a rule about not going into super creepy caves.
-朱利安 -他叫朱利安 -Julian? -His name is Julian?
他看上去更像“巴克”或者“布魯斯” He seems more like a Buck or a Bruce.
你來帶路 Lead the way.
走啊 別害怕 Go on. Don't be scared.
當心腳下 Watch your step there.
-布魯斯 朱利安 -朱利安 不 -Bruce! Julian! -Julian. Oh, no!
好吧 Well...
不要讓他的死白費 Let's not have his death be in vain.
-繼續前進 -什麽叫繼續前進 -Onward and upward. -What do you mean onward?
我們總不能下去找他吧 We're not gonna go and get him now, are we?
天啊 Oh, man.
-什麽都沒有 -好吧 -It's nothing. -Okay.
我們回船上去吧 結束了 沒必要再搞出人命 Yeah, let's just go back to the boat. This is over. Nobody else has to die.
不 這裏有風 No, no, no. It's a breeze.
這裏有條隧道 可能就通往陵墓 There's a tunnel. This could lead to the tomb.
-這裏過不去人 -是你自己過不去 -That's not person-sized. -Speak for yourself.
行了 這跟小孩子的滑梯差不多 Come on. It's practically a kiddie slide.
-更像是巖石的括約肌 -或者巨怪的肛門 -More like a rock sphincter. -Or a troll anus.
你就得鉆進這個肛門 洞 隧道 Well, you are going through the anus-- the hole-- the tunnel!
-為什麽是她 -你就是我們的預警系統 -Why her? -You are our canary in the coal mine.
不 不可能 我做不到 No, that's impossible. I can't.
你過去了就告訴我們一聲 Please let us know if you get through.
如果聽不到你的信號 他就沒命了 If we don't hear from you, Fabio's got to die.
等等 我是落難少女 Wait, I'm the damsel in distress?
沒事 我可以的 It's okay. I'm fine.
不行 對不起 我做不到 I can't. I'm so sorry. I can't.
-嘿 -什麽 -Hey. -What?
你聞到了嗎 You smell that?
你是說積累了幾百年的蝙蝠屎嗎 我當然聞到了 You mean centuries worth of bat feces? Yes, I definitely smell that.
我要你深吸一口氣 You gotta take a big breath for me.
就是這樣 There you go.
你可以的 洛蕾塔 You can do it, Loretta.
我想我看到出口了 I think I see a way out.
老天爺啊 Cheese and rice!
我過來了 I made it!
看吧 安全得很 See? Totally safe.
走吧 輪到你了 Go on. Your turn.
我要過來了 馬上就到 好嗎 I'm coming through! Be right there, okay?
他們為什麽建在這裏 Why would they build this here?
如果別人看不到的話 還怎麽來敬奉祭拜 But how is anyone supposed to worship or remember you if they can't even see it?
那不是目的 They aren't.
這裏不是卡拉曼權力的豐碑 This isn't a monument to Kalaman's power.
而是一個傷心女人藏身的地方 It's a hiding place for a grieving woman.
塔哈來這裏陪伴她死去的戀人 Taha came here to be with her fallen lover.
她只想一個人待著 She just wanted to be alone.
塔哈不歡迎我們 Taha doesn't want us here.
天啊 住嘴 拉菲 God, shut up, Rafi.
只是火山而已 It's just the volcano.
過來 Come on.
我們得繼續前進 We have to keep going.
好了 快點過來 兩位壯漢 All right. Let's go, Muscles.
把這個打開 Open it up.
-不要打擾他們 -皇冠肯定就在她頭上 -Don't disturb them. -She will be wearing the headdress.
快點 我們大老遠找來 可不是為了來祭拜 Come on. We didn't come all this way just to pay our respects.
我不能 I can't...
對不起 外婆 I'm sorry, abuela.
這是什麽 What is that?
是 貝殼 Are those... seashells?
皇冠是貝殼做的 The crown is made of seashells?
珍寶在哪裏 Where's the treasure?
在她的懷裏 She's holding him.
你是說這個死人 You mean the dead guy?
看 Look.
這是他們的愛情故事 It's their courtship.
卡拉曼在這座島上尋找某樣東西 Kalaman is searching the island for something.
罕見的紅色貝殼 Rare red seashells.
為了證明他的愛 他每天送她一個貝殼 持續了一年 To prove his love, he gave her one shell every day for a year
然後用這些貝殼做了一頂皇冠 and made them into a crown,
顏色鮮紅 就像他們的愛情之火 bright red like the flame of their love,
直到有一天 她終於答應成為他的妻子 until the day came where she accepted his proposal.
這從來就和珠寶無關 It was never about jewels.
卡拉曼和塔哈的財富並不是物質財富 Kalaman and Taha's riches weren't material.
而是他們的愛情 It was their love.
這就是它的意義 這就足夠了 That's what it meant. That was enough.
就這樣嗎 So that's it?
那麽多的時間和金錢 All of that time and money
到頭來 就換了個庸俗膚淺的象征 spent on, what, just a cheap metaphor?
-這個象征挺深刻的 -閉嘴 -It's a pretty rich metaphor. -Oh, shut up!
我們得快點出去 We got to go. We got to go now.
-快 快走 -不 你們得留下 -Come on. Let's go. -No, no, no. You are staying here.
既然你們覺得這一切既美好又有詩意 You think it's all so sweet and poetic.
那就留下來 在臨終前 Well, then you can stay here and spend your last moments
好好品味這個象征的深刻含義 pondering the richness of that metaphor.
-進去 -什麽 不是吧 -Get in. -What? Come on, man.
-天啊 快進去 到棺材裏去 -行 -Oh, God. Just get in. Get in the tomb. -Okay, okay.
活埋總比死埋好 It's better to be buried alive than buried dead, I guess.
-不是這樣的 -真可惜 -It's really not. -You know, it is a shame, really.
這故事還是很精彩的 This is a hell of a story.
可惜你沒命去講了 我們走 Pity you won't be around to tell it. Come on.
可他們會死的 But they'll die.
你再扮聖母也得死 So will you if you don't stop being such a snowflake!
快過來 Get over here!
沒關系 This is fine.
這並不是我從14歲起就一直做的噩夢 This is not an active nightmare I've had since I was 14 years old.
你跑那麽快做什麽 又不是比賽 Why are you going so fast? It's not a race.
等等 不 你做什麽 快回來 Wait, no! What are you doing? Come back here!
或許你是買下了這座島 但現在你的生死由這座島決定 You may have bought the island, but now the island owns you!
你不能就這樣拋下我 You can't just leave me here!
拉菲 你給我回來 Rafi! Come back!
我需要船 I need a boat!
停下 Hey, hey, stop! Stop!
救命啊 Help! Help!
一個當地人剛把我的船偷走了 One of the locals just stole my boat!
你有沒有看到一個女人 棕色頭發 穿著一身亮片連身衣 Have you seen a woman? She's a brunette in a sequined jumpsuit.
沒有 她遇到什麽麻煩了嗎 No. Is she in some sort of trouble?
說起來真好笑 It's kind of funny.
我以前曾經覺得 I used to think this...
這種事很浪漫 this sort of thing was so romantic.
是嗎 Yeah?
被關在棺材裏 即將被巖漿吞沒 Being locked in a coffin about to be buried by lava,
還是 和死人同床共枕 or... cuddling dead people?
和失去的愛共眠 Just laying down with a lost love.
就像塔哈一樣 Like Taha did.
天啊 God.
我的天啊 Oh, God.
對不起 I'm sorry.
對不起 我沒能救你 I'm sorry that I couldn't save you.
對不起 我當不了達什 I'm sorry I couldn't be Dash.
你說得對 You're right.
你和達什完全不同 You're nothing like Dash.
你沒有騎著白馬來英雄救美 You didn't ride in on a white horse to save me.
你騎了輛借來的小摩托 上面的消音器還是壞的 You rode in on a... borrowed scooter with a broken muffler.
是啊 Yeah.
我永遠也寫不出像你一樣的達什 I never could've written a Dash like you.
因為我從來沒見過 'Cause I never knew
像艾倫一樣的達什 a Dash like Alan.
我因為太怕在生活中再次受到傷害 I was so afraid of being hurt by life again
所以就停止了生活 that I just stopped living.
看不到眼前美好的事物 Couldn't see the good things in front of me.
非常抱歉 我沒有早點看到你 I'm just so sorry I didn't see you sooner.
我也有句心裏話要說 I have a confession too.
我很喜歡我們這個新故事的發展方向 See, I was really liking where this new story of ours was headed.
我只想知道結局 I just wanted to see how it was gonna turn out, I guess.
《洛蕾塔和艾倫的大冒險》 The Adventures of Loretta and Alan.
不 得想個好點的書名 No, it would need a better title than that.
對 確實是 Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
對不起 只是 塔哈的大腿骨戳到我了 Sorry. Just... Taha's femur is poking me.
肯定是拉菲落下的 Rafi must have left that.
撬棍也能忘 我們能用來逃生的 How do you forget your crowbar? It's gonna help us escape.
不 他是故意留下的 No, he left it on purpose.
真好 我一直挺喜歡他的 Cool. I always liked him.
-一 -好 -One... -Okay.
- 二 三 -好 -...two, three! -Okay.
他要是沒先把我們困在這兒 那就更好了 不過 I would've preferred him to not leave us here in the first place, but...
可以了 Okay.
杜爾丘塞艾斯佩利斯 Dulcius ex asperis.
苦後更甜 Sweeter after difficulty.
向上 朝樹跑 Go up! Run for the trees!
等等 不 算了 樹著火了 Wait. Nope. Never mind. Trees are on fire.
好 Okay.
我們可以再從隧道爬出去 We can go back through the tunnel.
不 隧道沒戲了 Nope. Tunnel's a no-go.
好 還有什麽想法就快說吧 Okay. I'm open to other ideas.
水在流動 我們可以順水遊進海裏 There's a current. We can follow it into the ocean.
我們怎麽知道另一邊有什麽 How do we know what's on the other side?
我們不知道 We don't.
想知道只有一個辦法 There's only one way to find out.
-起濕疹也值了 -是嗎 -Worth the rash. -Yeah?
艾倫 Alan?
艾倫 Alan!
艾倫 Alan?
艾倫 Alan!
謝天謝地 你還活著 Oh, my God! You're alive!
-我還活著 -天啊 我還以為我把你害死了 -I'm alive. -Oh, my God. I thought I killed you.
那是貝絲嗎 Is that Beth?
洛蕾塔 Loretta!
貝絲 Beth!
-貝絲 -貝絲 -Beth! -Beth!
貝絲 Beth!
貝絲 你來了 Beth, you're here!
你怎麽來了 Why are you here?
我說過 有我在別怕 姑娘 I told you I got your back, girl!
真對不起 I'm so sorry!
我把連身衣弄壞了 I destroyed the jumpsuit!
什麽 What?
沒事 以後再說 Never mind! Later.
我在山洞裏找到一個英國人 I found a British guy in a cave.
我原本以為是個小男孩 但他長了一臉大胡子 I thought he was a little boy, but he has a full beard.
貝絲 他就是費爾法克斯 就是他綁架了我們 Beth, that's Fairfax! He kidnapped us!
他是個壞人 貝絲 他殺了我的教官 He's a bad guy, Beth! He killed my trainer!
抓住他 Get him!
把他拿下 Stop him!
有我在別怕 姑娘 I got your back, girl.
你跑什麽 這是艘船 Where were you running? It's a boat.
這人真搞笑 This guy's hilarious.
我幫你 Got you.
遊到石頭上去 Swim over to the rock!
-我幫你 不 是我來幫你 -我幫你 -I don't got you. No, I got you. -I got you.
我們來了 沒事了 We're gonna get you. It's gonna be okay.
“他在附近的一塊巖石上棲身 "Finding refuge on a nearby rock,
將她從水裏救了上來 he lifted her from the water,
他強壯的手臂將她的身體拉近 his powerful arms pulling her body close.
艾倫低語” Alan whispered..."
噓 你現在安全了 Shh. You're safe now.
“在那一刻 洛蕾塔感覺到 一場新的冒險即將開始” "In that moment, Loretta could feel a new adventure was just beginning."
《火焰皇冠》
“死裏逃生後 讓人心跳加快的激情 "The heart-pounding passion of the narrow escape
激起了洛蕾塔對他的渴望 only inflamed Loretta's desire for him.
她期待著他的炙熱巖漿 隨著一陣陣脈動 從他的” She was thirsty for the hot lava soon to be pulsing from his..."
精彩部分到了 可不許停 Don't you go stopping right at the good part.
她早就見怪不怪了 It's nothing she hasn't read before.
我沒騙你吧 Didn't I tell you?
世上最美的海灘 The most beautiful beach in the world.
一會兒有空 我帶你去魔幻海灣轉轉 Maybe later, I'll show you the Cove of Enchantment?
不了 你帶蘭迪去吧 No, you can take Randy.
記住 你是我的柏拉圖式男性朋友 Remember, you are my platonic man friend.
柏拉圖 這個詞怪好聽的 Platonic? I like the sound of that.
不懂是什麽意思 但很好聽 Not sure what it means, but I like the sound of it.
給你 蘭迪 Here you go, Randy.
-親愛的 -你真是個天使 謝謝你 -My dear. -You are an angel. Thank you.
你怎麽知道的 How did you know?
這樣結束簽書會很不錯吧 Nice way to end a book tour, right?
其實 我有一句名言想在這個時候說 You know, I have a phrase I like to use in moments like these, actually.
接下來呢 Quid deinde?
是拉丁語 意思是“接下來呢” It's Latin. It means, "What's next?"
你怎麽想 Quid cogitas?
布卡迪派波餐館 Buca di Beppo.
-我只會一句拉丁語 -不 是啊 -Yeah. I know zero other Latin. -No. Yes.
我特意查了一句 就為了現在用的 I looked it up for this moment right now.
所以 接下來到底要做什麽呢 So, what does come next?
-你會怎麽寫 -我不知道 -How would you write this? -I don't know.
-你會怎麽寫 -真的要讓我來寫 -How would you write it? -Do we really want me to write this?
-試試看嘛 -好吧 我來寫 -Just try. Take a stab at it. -Okay. I'll write it.
好 Okay.
“我們 他們 站在沙灘上” "We were-- They were... standing on a beach."
交代地點 讓讀者知道我們在哪裏 Sets the stage for the audience. They know where we are.
你已經在笑了 你為什麽笑我 You're already laughing. Why are you laughing at me?
-我沒有笑你 這是微笑 -你有 -I'm not laughing. I'm smiling. -You are.
“棕櫚樹下面站著一個 "There are palm trees above a brown
樹皮棕色頭發的少女 bark-like hair of the maiden.
有一只死水母” There is a dead jellyfish--"
你只是在描述你實際看到的東西 All you're doing is describing what you're actually seeing right now.
“他很緊張 因為他真的喜歡她” "He's nervous because he really likes her."
寫得很好 It's nice writing.
-謝謝 -不客氣 -Thanks. -You're welcome.
我繼續 I'll keep going.
“他深深地看著她的眼睛 "He looked deep in her eyes.
唯一能與那海洋中的脈動相媲美的 The only thing that could compare to the pulse of that ocean
就是那一陣陣搏動” was the throbbing in the--"
-不 你不能搏動 -為什麽不能 -Okay, no, you can't throb. -Why not?
不能一上來就搏動 Can't come out of the gate with a throb.
-你就總搏 -我不會一開始就搏 -You throb all the time. -I don't come out of the gate with it.
-你得爭取到 -你怎麽就成了搏動的行家了 -You have to earn the throb. -Who made you the queen of throb?
一般要等到第四章 要在第四章時恰當地出現 It's usually a chapter four thing. You want it brought up appropriately in four.
我覺得你每章都有搏動 “有節奏的律動” I think you throb in all the chapters. "Pulsating."
那是搏動的前奏 It's a precursor to throb.
-“忽快忽慢” -直接跳到第五章了 -"Undulating." -You just jumped to five.
-那就只是接吻行嗎 -一個普通的吻 -How 'bout they just kiss? Why not? -Just like a regular kiss?
對 就像章節剛開始時的那種吻 Yeah. Like a beginning-of-the-chapter kiss.
我很會寫開始 I'm good at starting--
怎麽樣 有什麽評語嗎 How was that? Any notes?
就第一章而言還是很不錯的 Very good first chapter attempt.
我的娘 Mother--
你死了 You were dead.
腦漿直接迸到我喉嚨裏 Your brains came out of your face and hit the back of my throat.
-他在我嘴裏 -別說他在你嘴裏 -He was in my mouth. -Don't say he was in your mouth.
-我能嘗到你的味道 -真別這麽說 -I could taste you. -Don't ever say that.
我們只利用了百分之十的大腦 所以我就換到另外的百分之十了 We only use 10% of our brain, so I just switched to another 10%.
那你沒事 So, you're okay?
百分百的 One hundred percent.
也就是百分之十 Meaning 10%.
我們還以為你死了 We thought you were dead.
當然 我有些憤怒的情緒需要化解 Naturally, I have some anger issues I need to let go of.
-當然 -還有怨恨 -Of course. -And resentment.
見到你真好 哥們 So good to see you, man.
好 不要再聊天了 Okay, let's keep the chatter down.
閉上雙眼 重新將意念集中在呼吸上 We're closing our eyes and reconnecting to our breath.
很好 Great.