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Shoppers already? 顾客已经来了？
Hey, Monty, I'm getting outta here, man. Monty， 我得走了，
It's Thanksgiving. 今天是感恩节。
What time did they start showing up last year? 去年几点来客人的？
- About noon. 下午吧。 - Noon? 下午？
Freaking vultures! 可恶的秃鹫们。
What the fuck is that? 这是什么鬼？
Monty.
Yo, Monty!
Oh, what the fuck, Monty? 你又偷懒了，Monty。
You had one job. 就这点活。
- Monty?
片名：黑色星期五
BGM: ♪HAVE I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU♪,曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
All right, influencers, time to go. 好了，跟班们，下车。
Come on. Mom's is boring. 拜托，妈妈家太无聊了。
Mom's house isn't boring. 妈妈家不无聊，
Her and Grant are...well, they're kinda lame. 你妈妈和继父...某种意义上来说，确实有点。
- He uses Axe body spray. 他用斧牌香氛。 - I know. 我懂。
And he farts, like, all the time. 而且还一刻不停的放屁。
Come on, Dad. We had Thanksgiving breakfast. 求了你了，爸爸，我们只吃了感恩节早餐。
Talk about sad. 太悲惨了。
Mom's waiting. Let's go. 妈妈等着呢，赶紧的。
Come on, let's go. Come on, kiddo. 下车，赶紧的，孩子们。
Why do you have to work on Thanksgiving, Dad? 谁复活节假期还工作啊？老爸。
It's not fair. 这不公平。
Listen, kiddo. 听着，小朋友。
Heroes work on the holidays, okay? 英雄们全年无休，对吧？
Cops, firefighters, your dad. 警察啦，消防员啦，你爹我啦。
Come on. Come on, let's go. 你就下来吧。
- Come on. 走啦。 - I love you, Daddy. 我爱你，爸爸。
I love you too, baby. Give me a big hug. 我也爱你，闺女，来个大拥抱。
Oh, big squishes. 再挤一挤。
Grant does not work today. 你继父今天放假。
Take that for what you will, okay? 和你爹没法比，懂不？
Okay, get out here. Love you. I love you. 好啦，快去吧，爱你哦，小可爱。
That's a sweater, huh? 毛衣（真丑）。
BGM: ♪HAVE I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU♪,曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
Has anyone seen my hand sanitizer? 谁看到我的洗手液了？
Uh, check the drawer in the foyer. 看看门厅的抽屉里。
Yeah, maybe check that shithole you call a room. 是啊，顺便再到你的猪窝里找找。
- Hey, pass the pie, will ya? 递块馅饼给我，好吗？ - Yeah. 好的。
Hey, has anyone seen a new one? 我找那管新的（洗手液），谁看到了？
Uh, check the... 嗯，找找...
Oh! My pocket's got it. 找到了，在兜里。
Honey, I think your ride's here. 宝贝，车来了。
Christopher, we're trying to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner, okay? Christopher, 我们还能好好享受晚餐吗？
- You have to work all weekend? 你整个儿周末都得加班？ - I don't know. Is Dad still charging me rent? 不知道，我爸还想让我交房租吗？
All weekend. I love you guys. 那就得加班，爱你们。
Happy Thanksgiving, honey. 感恩节快乐，孩子。
Happy Black Friday. 黑色星期五快乐。
Coming to the ring, weighing 35 pounds, 现在上场比赛的是，体重35磅
looking like an absolute vegetarian... 瘦的像个素食主义者...
Chris Godecki!
What's up, buddy? 还好吗，伙计？
Come on. Turn that frown upside down. 行了，你一直皱眉...
You look like you don't want to be working on Thanksgiving. 别人还以为你不想在感恩节工作呢。
Oh, nice booster seat. 儿童椅不错啊。
Got any juice boxes for after the game? 比赛结束后，还得喝点果汁？
The booster seat's for you, little man. 儿童椅是给你准备的，小朋友。
BGM: ♪DEAR SANTA♪,曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
I hate that this shift is something I've done more than once. 我真不爽，这班次我居然干了不止一次。
So you're feeling good, then? 这感觉对了？
It's like, everyone's at home watching football, 像是人人在家看橄榄球赛，
eating pumpkin pie. 吃南瓜派。
This is so depressing. 真让人不爽。
Buddy, I had to hand my kids off to their mother at sundown. 伙计，我黄昏时候才把孩子放她们妈妈那。
Gracie remarked how sad it was we had Thanksgiving breakfast. Gracie 提醒我我只能一起吃顿复活节早餐有多可悲。
That almost makes me feel better. 你再惨点我就好受了。
That's weird. 这太奇怪了。
Why would they be closed tonight? 大卖场今天怎么歇业了？
I guarantee that was some soccer mom high on the thrill of being a douche. 那必须是跟个傻逼似的磕嗨了中产妈妈。
- Black Friday massacre. 黑色星期五大抢购。 - Yeah. 是啊。
BGM: ♪COME ON SANTA♪, 曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
Oh, I don't... I don't feel good. 我有点不舒服。
You're fine. 别装了。
BGM: ♪COME ON SANTA♪, 曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
Go clock in. You don't want to talk to me for free. 快到时间了，之后可没空聊天了。
Ready for the shit show? 准备好看大戏了？
What's up, man? 挺好的？哥们。
BGM: ♪COME ON SANTA♪, 曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
I'd say be careful, but I bet you're tougher than any guy here. 换别人我会说小心点，但你是女人中的男人。
You're too sweet. 小嘴挺甜的。
All set in the back? 货卸完了？
Should be. Keys are in the truck and I've got a shit ton of toys to unload. 应该是，还有好几吨玩具等着卸，我把钥匙插车里了。
Thanks, Lou. Your work's appreciated. 谢了, Lou，幸亏有你。
Thought we said we weren't gonna wear the same outfits tonight. 我以为今天不用穿（情侣装）呢。
Man, I guess you should just go home, then. 那你还是回家去吧。
Huh. Don't tempt me. 可别挑唆我。
You brought the shopping carts back in, right? 购物车都推进来了吧？
Yeah, you bet. 必须的。
Knock, knock. 咚咚咚。
Who's there? 谁在敲门？
A doughnut. 一个甜甜圈。
A doughnut who? 谁家的甜甜圈？
I doughnut fucking believe you. 鬼才信你家的（谐音梗）。
We still on for pancakes tonight? 晚上还吃煎饼不？（约会去不？）
Are you buying? 你请客？（装没听懂。）
I don't think we've ever been introduced. 你大概还不认识我。
I'm the artist formerly known as half to my ex. 我之前是个艺术家，艺名“前妻的另一半”。（离婚了寂寞。）
Hey, let me get my holiday bonus. 过节发点“福利”呗？（继续调情。）
Nice try, Bates, 想得美，Betes。
but you get it when you clock out at 6:00. 6点下班后发加班费（双关梗）。
6:00?
That's a ten-hour descent into hell! 十小时妥妥的地狱。
Oh, my back. 我扭到后背了。
We've got "I-View Sky" 电视：今晚的“观天”节目...
reporting on tonight's meteor showers. 电视：报道流星雨...
We've got tips on how to snap the perfect meteor... 电视：还有讲解如何抓拍流星的小技巧...
It's okay to be sad, depressed, and even suicidal. 电视广告：就算你觉得悲伤，失落，甚至想自杀。 字幕：多起流星致病的报道。
Toy does not come with any chokeable parts 电视广告：这玩具没什么能吞下去的零件。
- or pieces that can be... 电视广告：或者（能吞咽）的小部件... - Thanks, Sandy. 电视：谢了，Sandy。
And reports are telling us now people should go nowhere near these things. 电视：有现场记者传回消息说，我们该离这玩意远点。
And Chucky says we're all going to die. 电视：Chucky 说今天大家都会死。
Alice, who really told you that? 电视：Alice，谁跟你说的？
Corporate sent cake? 总公司就给了块蛋糕？
You don't have to eat it. 不想吃可以不吃。
It's just nice to know they... care. 他们只是想表达一下...关怀。
They don't care about shit. 他们关心个屁。
I'll take it to the storage area. Archie's guys will eat it. 我可以拿去仓储区。Archie 那伙人没准想吃。
Yo, Godecki, you see the line out there? Godecki，看见外面排的长龙没？
Yeah, it's like something out of my nightmares. 看到了，和我做噩梦的时的情境差不多。
Are you kidding me? Old man Peruso offered to give me a handy in the back alley... 逗我呢？Peruso 那个老东西， 答应在后巷帮我手一次...
if I promised to save him a Dour Dennis. 就为了让我给他留个 Dour Dennis（玩具熊）。
Congrats. 恭喜了。
Christopher.
Happy Black Friday, Anita. 黑五快乐，Anita。
Green Friday. 绿色星期五。
What? 啥？
Corporate said Black Friday was racist, 总公司说“黑色”星期五是种族歧视，
so they changed it to Green Friday. 决定以后叫绿五了。
Green like Christmas and money. 像圣诞节和钞票似的，绿了。
Good to know. 多谢告知。
Your undershirt is untucked. That's grounds for a write-up. 把T恤塞裤子里，否则我就记小本本上了。
Hey, guys. 大家好。
Hey, Daddy's at work. Look. 爸爸在上班呢，看。
- Jesus fucking Christ, man. 吓死我了。 - Come on, please. 告诉我...
Bathroom. 洗手间在哪呢？
I'm parking a Buick, man. 我得去停车。（快憋不住了。）
It's in the back room, okay? 在后面呢，懂不？
Black Friday. 黑色星期五...
What a bunch of suckers. 屌丝大甩卖。
Yo, Chris!
Yo, Chris, open up! I'm locked out here again, bro. Chris，开门！我又被锁外面了，兄弟。
Chris, come on! Chris，开个门！
Don't make me take the main entrance with those...Shoppers. 我可不想和一群顾客挤前门。
My man. 好哥们。
You know I hold things down. “放倒我，没错的”。
That's "hold you down." 那是“交给我没错的。”
I'll... I'll get it, I swear. 我迟早能搞懂（短句的用法）。
Thank you. 谢了。
How about a nonsexual back rub? 一会儿按个背不？正规手艺。
Please don't. 我才不要。
All right. 随便你。
More for me then, right? 那我自己享受了。
You see they gave Anita employee of the month again? 知道吗？Anita 又获得“当月最佳员工”。
Yeah, I saw that. 墙上挂着呢。
Fucking Jonathan, right? Jonathan（经理） 不是个东西，好不？
I came in early five times this pay period. 我这个结薪期早到五次。
He made me learn how to work a fucking forklift all for nothing. 他甚至忽悠我学怎么开叉车。
It might come in handy if you ever need to do some forklifting. 学开叉车也算是门手艺了。
Everybody listen up. 所有人听着。
Happy Black Friday, We Luv Toys. 黑五大甩卖快乐，玩具大卖场的店员们。
Some quick notes before we open our doors. 营业前给大家一点小忠告。
First off... 第一...
From OSHA. Uh, statistically when it comes to retail, 根据职业安全与健康管理局的零售业统计数据，
there's no day more harmful to retail workers than this day. 黑色星期五对员工安全的影响全年最高。
Remember, OSHA changed their rules 切记，职业安全与健康管理局刚改了规定
after somebody was trampled to death. 在之前的踩踏致死事故后。
So look out for each other, okay? 要关照好彼此，好吗？
Also, Dour Dennis has been recalled, 而且，Dour Dennis（玩具熊）被召回了。
so if anybody asks for it, we don't have it. 如果有人问的话，我们不销售这个产品。
We never had it. 以前也没卖过。
Some safety issue with the battery. 因为电池有安全问题。
（玩具熊在胡言乱语...）
Uh, finally, 最后一点，
um, corporate has contacted me to inform you 来自总公司的指示传达给大家
that they will not be able to offer paid breaks tonight. 今天没有带薪工间休息时间。
Thank you for your understanding. 感谢理解。
Let's quell this sitch, please. 情况已然如此了。
I know that this is not ideal, 我知道这不是理想的过节方式，
but this is a really big night. 但今晚的营业额很重要。
I would hate for a sour mood to ruin our sales. 别让那点尖酸的小情绪影响销售额。
What about our holiday bonus? 过节总得有点加班费把？
Corporate promised us time and a half for the holiday weekend. 总公司许诺节日上班发一倍半的工资，
Yes. 没错。
That is still...yes. 依然如此。
All right, game faces, team. 好了，准备比赛，队友们。
I want smiles. 笑容挂脸上...
What do we love? 我们喜欢什么？
Toys! 玩具！
（玩具熊在胡言乱语...）
Chris, back here. Chris，别急着走。
You're on reg for the night. 你今天到负责收银。
All night? 一整晚？
We're short-staffed. We need the coverage up front. 今天人手短缺，得抽调员工到前面盯着。
Looks like your massage will have to wait. 员工按摩得等等了。
Bye, Chris. 去吧，Chris。
Wait, Mister? Wait up. 先生，等等我。
Marnie said I should shadow you. Marnie 让我就跟着你（学东西）。
I'm Emmett, but you can call me Em. 我是 Emmett，你可以简称 Em。
No, I can't. 我才不要叫你Em。
you ever work retail before? 你...以前做过零售吗？
- Never. 没干过。 - No? 没干过是吧？
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret only a pro like me knows. 我告诉你一个专业销售才知道的小秘密。
Yeah. 好啊。
When I find myself in a pickle... 要是有人来问问题...
I take a deep breath and I think to myself... 我就先缓口气，问问自己...
"What would an idiot do?" “傻蛋会怎么做？”
For example, okay? 举例来说。
If some crazy lady comes up to me and asks me, 有个疯女人来问我，
"Where's the Duncan yo-yos?" "Duncan牌悠悠球在哪呢？"
I'd... 猜我怎么办？
Escort them to the yo-yo section and then... 先领她到悠悠球区，然后...
No. 停.
No. No. You're already trying too hard. 别说了，别没事儿找事儿。
You point them in the direction of fucking wherever 你随便瞎指一个方向
- and they'll find it, yeah? 他们自己会找到的，懂不？ - Yeah. 懂了。
- Okay? 真懂了？ - Yeah. 懂了。
- All right? - Okay.
All right, get on out of here, youngster. 懂了就好，干活去吧，菜鸡。
- Hey, team, remember: 员工们，都记着：
no matter how bad these suburban savages get under your skin, the customer is always right. 无论这帮郊区野人们多离谱，惹到你了，记着"顾客就是上帝。"
Whoo! Yes! It's go time. 好耶，要开门了！
Places, everyone. 各就各位。
Smiles, please. Holiday cheer. 过节了，笑起来。
I want faces that love toys. 像个热爱玩具的专家一样，
Brian, unleash the beast in... Brain，野兽出笼倒计时...
five... 五...
Four... 四...
three... 三...
two... 二...
Go, baby! 一！
Go, Black Friday! 黑五大甩卖开始！
BGM: ♪CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED♪, 曲目信息在片尾1:23:00~1:23:19处。
Good job. 干得不错。
Thank you very much. Happy holidays. 谢谢惠顾，节日快乐。
Will you hurry up? 你能快点吗？
Ma'am, I'm trying. 女士，别催了。
Oh, get it together, dickless! 专心点，娘炮！
Hey, my turn. 看哪呢？到我了。
Oh, I must have been good this year! Oh, Santa! 我今年表现一定很好，才能见到圣诞老人！
What's the sitch here? 这儿什么情况？
Oh, pussy boy here is taking forever. 这娘炮算账太慢了。
There's, like, jam in the keyboard. 似乎键盘粘上果酱了。
Sorry, folks, looks like I'm gonna have to shut this lane down. 抱歉了大家，此收银台暂停使用了。
Ma'am, if you would head back to the Santa's rear village, 女士，请你去圣诞老人那里，
- someone will meet you there. 有人会帮忙的。
Dude, what the hell? 大壮，搞毛啊？
Full discloszh, 其实是，
some guy just blew chunks all over the ride-ons. 不知道谁在代步车区吐了一大滩。
You're cleaning it up. 你去清洁。
Th-throw up? Um... 吐了？
it's... it's a little germy, no? 有点脏吧？
What about the floor workers? 让清洁工干行吗？
But I thought you preferred the floor. 但我觉得你喜欢擦地。
Sawdust's in the maint's closet. 清洁用锯末在洁具柜里。
Ah, these fucking idiot customers. 这群蠢蛋顾客。
Idiots! 蠢蛋？
Is that what you think we are? 你觉得我们是蠢蛋？
Jesus Christ, lady. 吓我一跳，女士。
You watch your mouth, asshole, 嘴上得有把门的，混蛋。
or I'll rip this place apart, including you! 否则我连商场带你一起拆了！
I believe you. 我信了。
Deep breaths. It's just barf. 深呼吸，就是点呕吐物。
You don't have to touch it. Don't breathe around it. 别用手碰，屏住呼吸。
That's way more than I expected! 谁能想到有这么一滩！
Okay, um, sir? 先生？
Sir, let's get you some help. 你需要帮助。
Oh! Holy shit! 我靠！
Oh, fuck! 我靠！
Chris, what the fuck? Chris，你搞毛呢？
All customers must vacate the premises of We Luv Toys. 广播：玩具大卖场的顾客们，请即刻疏散。
We apologize for the inconvenience. 广播：对您的造成的不便我们深感抱歉。
All customers must vacate the premises... 广播：全部顾客请马上离店...
Yo, took me two years, but I finally got the hang of this thing. 花了我两年才学会滑滑板。
Look at that. 瞧着点。
Whoa, whoa, watch this, watch this. 看我玩个花样。
So what exactly happened with that Chris guy? 其实 Chris 到底发生什么事了？
I don't know. 我不清楚。
I think he smashed some woman with a mini pink SUV. 我觉得他拿粉色的迷你SUV模型把一个女人给敲了。
Right. 好吧。
Um, ma'am, I'm sorry, 您好女士，很遗憾...
but we're actually closing early tonight. 今晚我们要终止营业了。
What happened? 发生什么事儿了？
I don't know. 我也不知道。
Came out, and it was a fucking disaster. 肯定出大乱子了。
Okay. Go check it out. 好吧，你去问问。
I'll keep an eye on Chris. 我盯着Chris。
I'll be back. 我去去就来。
I told you guys. 我都说了...
I am sorry that I crushed that woman. 我很抱歉打了那个女人。
But... 但...
Check the security footage! 去看看监控录像！
We don't have to check shit. 我们啥都不想看。
This is a citizen's arrest. 知道什么叫公民逮捕吗？
There is something really wrong out there. 外面出大问题了。
Yes, something is really wrong. 对，都是你的错！
We're one hour into Black Friday 黑五大甩卖刚开始一小时
and we're escorting customers away from the store? 我们就得把顾客从店里赶出去？
Yeah, of course that's his concern. 对，你只会担心这个。
No, no, no, Marnie, wait. Please, you have to believe me. 别走，Marnie，等下。请相信我。
She attacked me. 她先动手的。
Ask Archie. 你问 Archie。
Archie went to go check on that nasty puke bitch，you attempted to murder. Archie 去看看那个吐一地的女人有没有事儿，就差点被你谋杀的那个。
You're going to jail, Chris. 你该进监狱了，Chris。
Uh, miss? 你好，小姐？
Oh, oh, my God. 这，我天啊。
No, no, no! Aah! No! 干嘛啊！放开我！
Come on, kid. Let's go! 站起来，小弟，咱快走。
What the hell is going on out there? 外面到底怎么了？
This is some next-level bath salt shit. 这可不是撒盐驱邪就能搞定的破事儿。
No, it's just Black Friday. 别迷信了，就是黑五大抢购而已。
Excitement is in the air. 大家都抢疯了。
- Green Friday. 这叫绿五。 - That's right. 对对，绿五。
Green Friday, baby. It's all part of the fun. 绿五，就是这么快乐。
It's known as competitive shopping. 这才叫大抢购！
Anita got a black eye last year and she took it like a champ. Anita 和拳赛冠军似的被打出了黑眼圈。
No, no. Fuck that. 别扯淡了。
Some woman just attacked Emmett. 有个女人攻击了 Emmett。
It's like she wasn't a person anymore. 丧失人性了一样。
I hit her with a fucking skateboard. 我只好抡了她一滑板。
She didn't even feel it. 她丁点反应都没有。
- Try calling the cops. 还是报警吧。 - Oh, no. No. Do not call the cops。 别，别报警。
Are you kidding? 你说笑呢？
You call the cops, and this place shuts down. 让警察知道我们就得关门大吉了。
Now, if we work efficiently, 只要大家都行动起来。
we can reopen by maybe 2:00 a.m. 凌晨两点就能重新营业了。
Reopen? Are you insane? 还营业？你疯了？
Line's busy. I got their voice mail. （报警电话）打不通，只能留言。
Did you know the police had a voice mail? 警察也有答录机？
This is the biggest night of the year, okay? 这是全年最重大的营业日，懂不？
Corporate expects us to do six figures this weekend. 总公司下了六位数的营业任务，仅这周末。
I'm sure corporate will understand. 总公司不理解也得理解。
Relax. Okay? 冷静点，好吗？
I know we all want to go home. It's a holiday. 我知道节假日大家都想回家，
Blardy blardy blar. Let me tell you something... 理由很多。但我得说...
What was wrong with that lady? 那女人有什么毛病？
Am I gonna be okay? 不会传染我吧？
Hey, bud. 伙计。
Can I get you anything? 帮你拿点啥？
Oh, man. 大哥。
There is something wrong with the shoppers. 这些顾客肯定有问题。
Christopher, you are not supposed to provoke the customers. Christopher，你不该惹顾客。
The training video says... 训练录像...
Leave them be and then you'll see ,The love of toys is all we need 。 “无需引导，爱者自来。”
Anita, please shut the fuck up! Anita，把你的臭嘴闭上吧！
You wonder why you never get Employee of the Month. 你还说“为啥我不是月度最佳员工呢？”
You know what? 知道吗？
No one gives a flying fuck about your training videos or your plaques, Anita. 你就是把训练录像和奖状吹上天，也没人在乎，Anita。
Oh, I know you don't, but there are those who do. 你不在乎有人在乎，
The ones who don't care are the ones like you two, 像你们两个混日子的根本不懂什么叫荣誉，
'cause you have squandered every single opportunity 人生的每次机遇，都被你们...
that life has handed to you to do a subpar job 用不及格的表现屡屡浪费了，
ringing people up at We Luv Toys for the rest of your life! 后半辈子只能当大卖场员工的负面榜样！
Stand back. Stand back. Stand back. 退后，退后，退后！
I got this. I got this. 我来处理。
Hey, buddy. You all right? 小伙，你还好不？
Here, come here. Come here. 转过来，转过来。
Hey, buddy. Hey. Okay. 没事儿的。
Okay. Spit it out. 吐出来就好了。
Uh, okay. All right. 没事儿了，
You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. Hey. 你会好的，会好的。
Somebody get me a fucking pillow! 去拿个枕头给他垫着！
Move! 你站开！
Okay. Okay. 我想想，
The handbook says we're not really supposed to make physical contact. 员工手册上说我们不能直接和病人接触。
Okay, okay! Enough! Enough! Enough! 好吧，我真是够了。
Protect me. 护着我点。
Hey, corporate sent that! 那可是总公司送的蛋糕！
Back the fuck up, homey! 滚远点，朋友！
You're fucked now, Junior! 你完了年轻人！
Sit your ass down. 给爷躺倒！
Was that the new guy? 是那个新人？
Hello? 喂？
Anyone? 有人在不？
Bartlett won't pick up. Bartlett 不接电话。
We've got to separate that kid from the rest of the shoppers. 我们得把那小子隔离了，免得有顾客受伤。
You know, the first time I worked Black Friday, they separated shoppers by race. 告诉你，我第一次在黑五大甩卖上班，还搞种族隔离呢。
Oh, great time for that story, Ruth! 讲故事前看看时候，Ruth！
Great time for that. 真不是时候。
That's it. It's not safe in here. 这儿也不安全了，
- Can someone please untie me? 能把我解开不？ - Schaumburg answered. Schaumburg 终于接电话了。
I got Schaumburg. 接通了。
Hello, Schaumburg. 你好，Schaumburg.
This is Jonathan Wexler, manager of store... 我是Jonathan Weler，卖场经理...
Hello? Hello? 喂？喂？
Oh, thank God. Our shoppers are going crazy. 感谢上帝，我们这的顾客都疯了。
They're attacking us. We can't get out! 见谁打谁。跑都跑不了！
Wait. What? 慢点，说清楚点！
Listen to me. 听我说。
Whatever you do, don't let them in. 不管怎样，都别放他们进来，
And for the love of God, don't let them gather. 以上帝之爱，别让们聚集。
They're building something. 他们不知道在造什么。
What? 造什么？
Get... I need... just don't let them gather! 我得...你们千万别让顾客聚一起！
- Don't let them... 别让他们... - Hello? 什么？
Hello! 还在吗？
Okay, hang up. 好了，把电话挂了吧
Oh, we gotta do something. 我们总得做点什么。
I mean, dying in a toy store isn't how it ends for me. 今晚死在玩具店里，不是我该有的结局。
Does anyone have a car big enough to fit us all? 谁的车足够把我们都塞进去？
Dad-mobile. 奶爸车。
Fits seven, but, you know, we could all squeeze. 七座的，但我们可以挤挤。
- Ew. 恶心。 - Brian, don't start. Brian，闭嘴。
Ken's truck won't be enough. There's people on the sales floor. 一辆车可不够，卖场里面肯定还有别人。
So we gotta make a run for it, right? 那我们跑快点不就行了。
Do we? 跑快点？
We don't even know what these things are or what they want. 外面的怪物是啥？他们想干啥？你想过吗？
They want to hurt us. 至少有攻击性吧。
Oh, yeah, speaking of, can someone please untie me? 好，说到这，请把我解开好吗？
Ruth can't run. Ruth 跑不动。
Survival of the fittest... and non-geriatric. 优胜劣汰，适者生存。
Those things are the fittest. 那些怪物才是适者。
You saw Emmett. Emmett 年轻力壮都对付不了。
We have to stay here and protect ourselves. 我们哪都别去，就地自救的好。
Who knows where else this is happening? 谁知道商店外面是不是都一样？
I say we get everyone together on the sales floor, 我提议，把活人都聚在卖场里。
lock the doors, hang tight till this shit cools off. 把大门锁上，提高警惕静待事态平息。
You guys are gonna feel dumb when this all blows over. 等黑五结束后你们就知道自己反应过度了，
Jonathan, this isn't blowing over. Jonathan，你觉得这还能结束吗？
You know, the company sends me this cheap champagne for making our sales goals. 这瓶廉价香槟是总公司送给咱们庆祝完成销售目标的。
Now, they expect me to generate revenue tonight. 卖场经理就是为他们赚钱的职务。
That's my job. 那是我的工作。
Your job is to be our manager. 你的头衔是卖场经理，
Protect us. Manage us. 管理和保护员工才是你的责任。
I can't. 我做不到。
Let's move. Come on. 该走了大伙。
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 出去，都出去。
Find anyone you can and reconvene at the service desk. 找到任何幸存者后到前台集合。
Oh, and look out for Emmett. 小心 Emmett.
The less we have to interact with the shoppers...the better. 离顾客们越远越好。
Where is everyb... oh. 人都去哪了...
Shh. 轻点...
How did all these shoppers get in here? 顾客都从哪进来的？
The team must've tried to leave through the employee exit. 肯定有人尝试从员工通道逃生。
Who knows how many of those things got in? 谁知道有多少怪物进来了？
I say we split up. 我提议分开行动。
Close that door. Secure the store. 关上那扇门，确保店内安全，
Ken, you take Ruth and Marnie through the back hall. Ken, 你，Ruth 和 Marnie 走后廊。
Hole up in the office until we get back. 躲办公室里等我们回来。
Yeah. 明白。
Chris, Brian, Jonathan,
we're gonna run recon to that exit. 我们去逃生通道探探。
No, no, I should be with the other group 我不去，我要加入老弱妇孺组，
'cause Brian represents me on the sales floor. 平时 Brian 在卖场里就代表我。
I will carry your grace to the sales floor as always. 我将一如既往的在卖场里传达你的恩惠。
Let's just go. 那走吧。
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 快，快。
Where you going? 你去哪？
To the bathroom. 洗手间。
Why? 为啥？
'Cause I have to go. 上厕所还能干什么？
Ooh, I gotta go too. 我也得去。
I've been holding it. 憋半天了。
Your man, so hunky. 你男人真壮。
They don't make 'em like that anymore. 现在的男人都不行了。
You know, fierce, stern,a real smolder. 凶狠冷酷，纯爷们。
Ruth, he's not my man. We're not dating, okay? Ruth，他既不是我男人，我也没和他约会，好吗？
Or... it doesn't matter. 或者...无所谓了。
Oh, so... so more like consensual fuck partners. 哦，更像是寻常的炮友？
Follow me. Stay low. 跟上，蹲低点。
Oh, no, no, no, no! 别，别过来！
What part of "follow me" did you not understand? 你是听不懂“跟“，”上”，还是“跟上”？
Follow me. 跟！上！
Hey, so let me know if you leave the bathroom, 上完厕所别忘了叫我，
'cause I can always pinch and run, okay? 我随时准可以跑路，好吗？
- Gotcha! 就是这儿！ - What are you doing? 你找啥呢？
Getting my stash, man. 拿点存酒，老哥。
You can't do that! 上班不能喝酒！
Circumstances have changed, Jonathan. 情况变了，Jonathan.
That's against the code! 这违规了！
- Oh, no. 我靠。 - What? What's going on? 又怎么了？
We gotta get to that door. 我们得去门那儿。
Let's go. 走吧。
Brian, step back. Brain，你殿后。
We're clear. 退路安全。
All set. Come on. 搞定，走吧。
So what do we do now? They... they got the door shut. 现在怎么办？门关上了。
What are the shoppers doing? 顾客在干什么呢？
Ruth, wait here. Ruth，在这等着。
Okay. 好的。
You park that Buick? 停好车了你？（拉完了你？）
- Johnathan! - Shit!
Jonathan!
Are we safe up here? 楼上安全吗？
Define safe. 怎样算安全？
Ken, come on. Ken，听我的。
I think we were safer in my office. 我办公室更安全。
The doors are closed. Now we wait, yeah? 门关上了。现在就等救援，是吗？
No, no, no. We can't wait. 别闹了，我们等不起。
I'm with her. 我听她的。
Lou was in there and he was trying to eat me or pull me into him. 刚才在厕所里，Lou 也不知道是想把我吃了，还是想和我合体。
- He was trying to... 他试着... - Gather? 合体？
Exactly. 正是。
Just like Schaumburg said. 像 Schaumburg 说的。
Yeah, they're doing it at Santa's village. 他们在圣诞小镇区就搞这个...
I saw something. 我看见了。
I don't know what it was, but I think the shoppers 我不太确定，我觉得顾客们...
are trying to reach each other and... 想聚一起...
At this point, we're just in their way. 这样的话，我们可能碍事儿了，
We're gonna have to fight whatever's left. 恐怕得和剩下的东西战斗了。
What's wrong? 怎么了？
I can't get dinner with my kids. 我不能和孩子们一起吃晚饭。
I can't get a drink at work. 上班不能喝酒。
I can't even get a goddamn text to send. 短信又发不出去。
Uh... I'll go get that. 我帮你拿回来。
You know what? I'm getting my bonus and I'm getting the fuck outta here. 告诉你，把爷的加班费发了，爷要走了。
Are you fucking kidding me? 你在说笑话呢？
Jonathan, give me the keys. Jonathan, 抽屉钥匙给我。
I left the keys in my office. 钥匙落在办公室了。
Archie.
Where's the holiday bonuses? 加班费放哪了？
Are they, like, in your office or something? 你是不是把钱藏办公室了？
I thought that I told you that there were gonna be no holiday bonuses this year. 我跟你说过，今年没有加班费了。
What the fuck? 你说啥呢？
Jonathan, this is bullshit even for you. Jonathan, 就算是你这么个混蛋，也刷新底线了。
That's not what you told me. 你可没告诉我。
All you said was that there'd be layoffs after the holidays. 你只说节后要裁员。
Whoa! What the hell? Like who? 我靠？裁谁？
I mean, fo' sho' you with them bathroom breaks. 少不了你，你工作时上太多次厕所了。
I wash my fucking hands! 我得经常洗手好吗！
This place is a cesspool! 卖场里和粪坑一样脏！
Hey, guys, shut up. 大家伙，闭嘴吧！
Jonathan, is this true? Jonathan, 真的要裁员？
it isn't not untrue. 反正不是假的。（委婉的三重否定）
- Oh, my God. 上帝啊。 - I mean, yeah, yes, it's true. 我意思是确实要裁员。
I quit, you fucking joke. 老娘不干了， 你个逗B。
For your nose. 拿去止血吧。
Ruth, get away from the window. Ruth，离窗户远点。
No, the police are here. 看，警察来了。
Oh, thank God! 上帝保佑！
Hey, Brian, wait up! Brain，等等我！
No! 才不要！
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 快跑...快跑！
Go!
Oh, God! 我擦嘞！
They're all headed for that. 他们就冲那货来的。
What is that thing? 那是个什么呀？
Let's go. 别管了。
Chris, go. Chris，先走吧。
No, man. 一起走，老哥。
Chris, I'm a hold you down. Chris，交给我吧。
Now go. Go! 你走吧，快！
Got your doorbusters right here, motherfucker. 开门红送你了，混蛋。
Ken, block the door! Ken，先堵门！
They're never really dead. 这玩意大概杀不死。
Archie?
If they got to him, what the hell are we gonna do? Archie 都死了，我们肯定也完了！
I don't think this night can get any worse. 今晚也坏不到哪去了。
Does anybody else just think that's funny? 还有谁觉得挺好玩的？
How long do you think that door will hold? 你觉得这门能撑多久？
It's the only idea we've got and it's gotten us this far. 至少现在还撑着呢。
It's safe for now. 暂时安全吧。
My name is Emmett, and I have loved toys since the first of the month. 我叫 Emmett， 当月才来的新员工。
I think that that is the shortest anyone has ever worked here. 我觉得 Emmett 大概是工龄最短员工了。
I have loved toys for eight years. 我都工作八年了。
I wanted to be a dentist, you know. 我本来的想做个牙医的，知道嘛？
Ten years. 十年工龄。
Got laid off. 之前被解雇了。
Told my wife it'd be temporary. 跟我妻子说就是在这打个短工。
Four years. 四年工龄。
I'd throw my name tag in the middle, but I lost mine. 本来也想把名牌扔中间，但已经丢了。
Two years. 两年工龄，
Imagine making your living at the place you begged your mom and dad to take you to when you were younger. 想象一下，能在小时候经常求爸妈带我来的地方工作。
I ran home to tell my dad after I got hired, 我一路小跑，回家告诉我爸我被录取了，
and he goes... 他说...
"Welcome to corporate hell, kid." “只是间烂公司，孩子。”
This place isn't impressive。It isn't fun or magical. 这里工作平庸，无趣，也不神奇。
It's a prison. 这是牢笼。
It's a ruse. 这是诡计。
It's a lie. 这是谎言。
Well, that just sucks, you know, 这实在是...
'cause I always saw you as manager material. 我一直觉得你是当经理的料。
Shut up, Jonathan. 闭嘴吧，Jonathan。
You guys want to know why I applied here 27 years ago? 想知道我为啥27年前想在这儿工作吗？
I was lonely. 我很孤独。
I believe that there's a place for everyone, 我确信这里适合每个人，
and this is my place. 也适合我。
It's a place where you have worth, 在这能自我实现
where regional managers call you and ask for numbers, 区域经理会打电话问你销售额，
where you can reprimand somebody 你可以训斥员工
and they have to listen to you. 他们都得听你的。
Where the women have to laugh at all your corny jokes 女员工得忍受你陈词滥调的玩笑
and even the coolest guys have to obey. 连最酷的男员工也得服从你的管理。
That's what We Luv Toys means to me. 这是我心里的“玩具大卖场”。
That's some dark shit right there. 你内心真扭曲。
I legitimately always thought you were a serial killer. 我一直怀疑你是个连环杀手，这才合理。
I can't believe I missed Thanksgiving with my family for this. 难以置信，我居然没和家人过感恩节跑来上班了。
Well, at least you were invited to a Thanksgiving. 起码还有人邀请你过节。
I'm sorry. Truly. 对不起，真的。
What are you doing? 你干什么？
No one should be without Thanksgiving. 人人都得过节。
Turkey. 火鸡。
Thank you. 谢了。
Cranberry. 蔓越莓。
Football. 橄榄球。
Black Friday. 黑色星期五。
Here's some Black Friday trivia. 分享点黑五小常识。
The phrase was first used by Philly cops 黑色星期五本来是费城警察...
to describe the crowds and the traffic the day after the holiday. 用来形容节感恩节后第二天的人群车流的。
Mm! And here's some retail trivia. 再来个零售小常识。
The promise of savings is an illusion 所谓打折不过是个假象
'cause everything they put out there is sold at a loss to get you through the door. 赔本大甩卖的宣传品不过是骗你进门的。
Things are still selling for a high margin too. 商品依旧利润丰厚。
So yeah, sure. 来吧，
Go ahead and get that cheap flat-screen TV, 买台折价的平板电视吧，
but now you need the wall mount and the cables. 不过就是需要支架和电缆。
Customers aren't always right. 买的不如卖的精。
They just want to think that they are. 但顾客们哪会乖乖认错。
Jesus Christ.
Mm.
Well, for our last Thanksgiving meal, 最后的晚餐结束了，
- it sure was informative. 确实很丰盛。 - No. 别。
Don't say that. 别那么说。
Don't say this is our last. 这可没到最后。
I think she was just making a joke. 我觉得她只是开玩笑的。
No. I got two kids out there that I plan to see again. 我不想听，我还想见到我的两个孩子呢。
Calm down. We get it. 冷静点，我们懂。
You don't know shit, Chris. 你懂个屁，Chris。
- You don't have a... 你没有... - I don't have a what, Ken? 我没有什么，Ken？
A family that gives a shit about me? 一丁点在乎我的家人？
Maybe you're right. 你说对了。
But at least I don't love it here. 至少我不喜欢在这工作。
I don't love it here. 我也不喜欢。
Look at how hard you try to be the coolest person working at We Luv Toys. 瞧你自己多努力的把自己包装成“玩具大卖场”最酷员工。
Guys, can we not do this right now? 你俩别吵了行吗？
Me? 我？
You're the one that's always trying to get employee of the month. 你才是念念不忘“月度最佳员工”的人。
It's a fake award, Christopher. 这连个奖都不算，Christopher。
Don't blame me for trying my best. 想做到最好又不是错，
Your best. 最好？
You call this your best? 在这儿工作就是最好？
I've never seen a bigger waste of potential in my life. 我从没见过比你更会浪费潜力的人了。
Oh, fuck off! 滚蛋。
You try to give me all these tips about how to live and when you were my age. 你想给我讲讲你年轻时候的人生秘诀？
You're not my age. 你过时了。
I still have time to realize that this job was a mistake. 至少我还有时间去试错。
You got a lot to learn, kid. 你差得远呢，小孩。
"Kid." 小孩？
I'm not your kid. 我不是你家孩子。
You see me way too often to be your actual child. 你见我比见你孩子多多了。
Don't. 别这样。
At least I acknowledge that this job bums me out. 至少我意识到这工作让我烦躁。
But, my God, you treat it like it's high school, 你可不同，你还以为这是上高中呢，
like you're the cool guy in shop, 做店里最酷的哥儿，
dating someone 20 years younger than you. 和比你年轻二十岁的妞约会。
Okay, we're not dating. 好啦，我们没约会。
I thought we were a thing. 还以为我们挺来电的。
A thing, yeah. 一点点而已。
But, Ken, you're almost my dad's age. Ken，你年纪都够当我爹了。
I will fucking kill you, nerd! 小心我弄死你，书呆子！
What about all the late-night shifts? 那上晚班的时候呢？
What about the time we made out on the train table? 我们还在火车展区那儿亲热了？
- You did what? 在哪亲热？ - We made out. 是，亲热过。
It passes the time. 打发时间而已。
But, Ken, I don't really know you. 听着，Ken，我都不了解你。
I've never seen you outside of the store. 我从没在店外见过你。
I mean, I've... I've never even met your kids. 我意思是，我连你的孩子都没见过。
Would we ever go out on a date? 我们出去约会过吗？
I don't think so, right? 没有，对吧？
Pancakes. 吃煎饼来着。
No? 不算？
So that's it? 原来如此。
You guys all think I'm some sort of fucking loser, huh? 你们都觉得我是个屌丝，对吧？
I'm out of here. 哥走了。
Let's go. 一起吧。
What exactly are we looking for? 我们到底瞎找什么呢？
I'm fresh out of ideas. 我没什么主意。
There's got to be a circuit breaker or something in here. 配电室大概就在附近。
I can do you one better. 我有个更好的主意。
Hey, what's the plan? 有什么计划？
Lou attacked you guys, right? Lou 刚才攻击你们俩了对吧？
Damn straight. He showed Ken what's what. 对的，扁了Ken一顿。
Right, which means the truck is still parked in the loading dock. 对，这意味着他的卡车还在卸货点停着呢。
And the keys are still in the truck. He told me. 另外他早前说车钥匙还在车里插着。
If we bust open those locks, 如果我们能把卸货点的锁搞坏，
we can get into the bed of the truck. That's our way out of here. 就能进到卡车车斗里，然后就能离开了。
What happens when you get into the truck bed? 光进车斗里面有什么用？
I figured there's got to be a hatch to the front seat, right? 我猜车斗里面肯定有通往驾驶舱的小门，对吧？
Got it! Let's go. 找到了，走吧！
All right, team. 好了，员工们。
Listen up. 听我说。
I've made a decision. 我决定了。
As captain... 船长...
I'm going down with the ship. 应该船一起沉没。
- No! 别傻逼了。 - I'm staying behind. 我得留下。
That's it. 别争了。
We had turkey together. And pretzels. 我们刚一起吃了火鸡和椒盐卷饼。
Jonathan, now is not the time, okay? Jonathan，这会儿别闹了好吗？
Then when is my time, huh? 更待何时呢？
Call me a fool, but I love it here. 傻就傻吧，我爱这里。
This is my favorite place in the whole world, 全世界最好的去处
and it would be an honor to stay with the store in its final hours, 我要留在这里捍卫荣耀，有始有终。
as any good and strong manager would. 做称职经理该做的。
I told you they never die. 我说过，这玩意杀不死。
This just got really bad. 这太恶心了
Go. Get out of here! 快出去！
- Ken! - Don't! 别过去。
Motherfucker! Ow! Ow! 混蛋，我被咬了！
I think we're clear. 安全了。
Maybe they do die. 也许真会死？
- Ken. - Are you okay? 你还好吧？
Wait, wait, wait. 等等。
Stay back. Do not come over here. 待在那别过来。
Oh, my God. 上帝啊。
What happened? 怎么搞的？
What does it look like? Fucking new guy bit me. 你觉得呢？那个新人咬了我。
I can fix this. We can fix this. 能解决的，一起想办法，
No. No. 别，算了。
You saw what happened to Anita and Emmett. 你看到 Anita 和 Emmett怎么样了。
If they bite you, you turn into one of them. 人被咬了，就会传染。
No, no, no, no. Don't say that. 别别别，求你别说了。
Well, that is the mythos, right? 事实如此，好吗？
Shut the fuck up, Jonathan! 把你的嘴闭上，Jonathan！
What happened to going down with the ship, huh, Captain? 你不是要留船上吗？船长！
I guess I changed my mind. 我改主意了。
We can cut the arm off. 把胳膊切了。
Let's lop it off. 连根砍了。
Guys, you already took my dignity. 伙计们，哥自尊都被你们说没了，
Leave my arm. 至少把胳膊给我留下吧。
Get out of here. 离开这。
Put something in the door. Don't let me out. 把门顶上，别把我放出去了。
Here. 拿着钳子。
Ken, I'm... I'm sorry. Ken，我真的对不起。
Yeah, me too, kid. 我也是，孩子。
Come on, man! When are you gonna take me? 要变身请快点行吗？
（玩具熊继续胡言乱语）
Fuck off, Dour Dennis. 嘴闭上，小熊。
Yet others are going through much worse. 玩具熊：别人的日子更糟糕。
Fuck off, man. 闭嘴吧，哥们。
You know what you're doing? 你知道自己在干什么吗？
No, but I figure if I climb out of the hatch and get to the front seat, it's our way out of here. 不知道，不过假设我能爬到驾驶舱去，就能开车走人了。
Okay. Good plan. 好吧，好计划。
'Cause my Elks Lodge is only about six miles away. 这离我打猎的木屋只有六英里远。
Or the police station. 还是去警察局吧。
The police are here and they're monsters now. 但警察都变怪兽了。
Now? 你咋知道？
Look, I'll get us somewhere, okay? 好，甭管去哪吧，好吗？
Brian, about a year ago, Brain，大概一年前。
corporate sent transportation... 总公司运来...
Hey, I hope you don't believe what Ken said. 我希望你别太把Ken之前说的当回事儿了。
It's not true. 那不是真心话。
It's true. 但的确是事实。
I don't know if he meant it, but it's true. 不管他是不是这么想的，事实就是事实。
I made things uncomfortable by bringing you into that fight. 我吵架把你卷进来你肯定挺不舒服的。
You're too good of a person. 你做人太善良了。
You remember Christmas last year, we caught that woman stealing? 记得去年圣诞节，我们抓到那个偷东西的女人吗？
I wanted to stop her. Y-y... 我本来想阻止她。
She had kids. She was stealing for them. 她是给孩子偷玩具的。
What? 什么？
What was I supposed to do, call the cops 我能怎么着？难道报警把她抓走？
so that she'd get arrested and her kids would find out 然后他的孩子发现，根本没什么圣诞老人
in the worst possible way that Santa's not real? 这也太残忍了。
You let her do it? 你居然放任她盗窃？
Marnie... you did the right thing. Marnie... 你做得对。
Let's help Chris out. 我们帮 Chris 一把。
Hey, how do you feel today, feel today? 玩具熊：你感觉...感觉怎么样？
You know, I'm not doing too good, Dour Dennis, 你懂的，不是很好。
but I appreciate the sentiment. 但我情绪还不错。
[distorted] Just always feel bad, bad, bad. 玩具熊：每天都糟透了。
That's great. 正好。
That's just fucking awesome. 太爽了。
I'm good. 我没事儿。
God damn it, Brian! Brian，你娘可好？
What are the odds Chris fucks this up? 你觉得 Chirs 有多大概率把事儿搞砸了？
You know, you are a real boner killer, 你真是纯种的乌鸦嘴，
you know that? 你自己知道不？
Bircher.
An emergency at-home order has been put in place... 广播：本地发布了紧急宵禁令...
What do I do here? 这车怎么开啊？
Civilians are advised... 广播：建议民众...
What is this? 这是什么？
What are all these buttons? 这些按钮都是干嘛的？
I repeat: stay in your home. 广播：我强调：请呆在家里。
An emergency at-home order has been put in place... 广播：本地发布了紧急宵禁令...
"You should have taken shop." Shut the fuck up, Dad! “你该去上班。”，闭嘴吧，老爸！
Civilians are advised to avoid 广播：建议民众远离...
any and all retail areas. 广播：全部商业区。
（小熊继续胡言乱语）
Quiet, Dennis. They'll hear us. 安静点，Dennis。被（怪物）听到就不好了。
Oh, fuck. 卧槽。
（小熊继续胡言乱语）
Hey! This is for employees only! 滚开，这是员工专区！
Come on, Dennis. 快走，Dennis。
（小熊继续胡言乱语）
What happened to the plan, Chris? Chris，你怎么不依计行事？
I can't drive this truck. 我不会开卡车。
That's what you get for not taking shop class. 谁叫你不好好上店里提供的课程呢？
Shh, shh! The... they'll hear us. 轻点，会被听到的。
I saw Bircher outside. Bircher 在外面。
He was like Emmett. He turned but maybe worse. 跟 Emmett 一样变异了，比那还吓人。
I-I don't know. 我也不清楚。
I don't think he saw me. 但他没看到我。
Are you okay? 你还好吧？
- Chris!
No, no, no, no, no, no! 拉住她，拉住她！
Help! 帮帮我！
Jonathan, open the back door! Jonathan, 打开后门!
We're safe in here, no? 车里很安全，不是吗？
No! Obviously not. 不，显然不。
These things are fast and strong. 这些怪物强壮迅速。
They'll rip this truck apart. 会把卡车撕碎的。
Go! Go! Get the back! 快，去后面!
- Okay. Okay. 好的。 - GO! Go! 快点！
What are we gonna do? 现在怎么办？
Okay. Marnie, grab the back of my sweater. Okay. Marnie, 拉住我的毛衣。
Then Chris, Brian, you last. Chris走中间，Brian殿后。
Me last? 又是我？
Well, unfortunately, these things are hungry, 不幸的是，怪物们很饿。
and well, you're the slowes and the juiciest. 而你跑得慢且肥美多汁。
Are you crazy? We can't see in there. 你疯了？里面太暗了，我们看不清路。
You can't, maybe. 或许你看不见。
I can walk through this whole store with my eyes closed. 但我闭着眼睛都能把店里走一遍。
Come on. Grab on. Let's move! 好了，拉住我，该走了！
I can't see anything. 我啥都看不到了。
Shut the fuck up, juicy. 闭嘴吧，小肥。
This was a good call. 我的判断没错。
Go high, you know. That's what they say. 俗话说，人往高处走。
- Who? 谁说的？ - I don't know, sports people? 谁知道，运动员吧？
Marnie, where did the rest of the shoppers go? Marnie, 剩下的顾客都跑哪去了？
（小熊胡言乱语）
Guys, over here. 伙计们，来这边。
Hey, uh,
I'm totes sorry that I left you on the sales floor. 我非常抱歉，在卖场里不该把你甩开。
It's all right. Forget about it. 没事儿的，忘了吧。
No, I've been a bitch. 不，我情绪有点过激。
But I've totally taken control since then. 但这会儿我已经冷静下来了。
I totally helped with Ken. 我把 Ken 搞定了。
What? 说什么？
Oh, no! It's spreading too fast. 坏了，火势蔓延太快。
No, no, no! We got to put it out. 不行，我们得灭火了。
No, no!
I don't care how much smoke. Back down the hatch! 我们只能顶着浓烟哪来的回哪去了！
Oh, there they are. 他们上来了。
We don't have a way out. 这下无路可走了。
You know the worst thing about holiday shoppers? 你知道节假日的顾客哪最讨人厌吗？
They can never accept the fact that the night is over. 他们盼着甩卖永不结束。
They have no idea what it takes to work in retail. 他们不明白零售行业的艰辛。
Year after year dealing with hordes of unruly customers. 年复一年的应对成群结队的不守规矩的顾客。
You know what? 你知道不？
My face hurts because of all the fake smiles! 假笑让我脸都酸了！
My ears hurt from listening to Air Supply 50,000 times! 广播弄得我的耳朵生疼。
Worst of all, my fucking feet hurt! 最讨厌的，站的我脚痛！
What is he doing? 他干嘛呢？
I think he's finally had enough. 他大概真的受够了。
It's right there in the manager's handbook. 经理指南上明确写着。
The people that work for you should be treated...like family. 应该待员工如家人。
Well, these kids, they're special to me. 这些员工们，对我来说很特别。
They're my family. 都是我家孩子。
Jonathan, what are you doing? Jonathan，又搞什么？
So attention, shoppers, 顾客们请注意，
Black Friday is over! 大甩卖结束了！
短信：Ken，我们很安全，孩子也是。政府在东街建了避难所。
Somebody say something. 谁还有什么说的？
I bit Ken. 我咬了Ken。
You what? 啥？
Ma'am, I have the right to refuse service to anybody! 女士，我有权拒绝为您提供服务！
And it doesn't matter appear you're wearing a shirt or shoes, ma'am! 而且你显然衣冠不整，女士！
I'll rip this place apart, including you! 否则我把连商场带你一起拆了！
Oh, get it together, dickless! 专心点，娘炮！
I made a choice, and I bit him. 我就是想咬他。
Ken Bates was no hero. Ken Bates 才不是英雄。
He was a drunk and a creep. 他是个猥琐的醉鬼。
So I did us all a favor. 所以我帮了大家一个忙。
You are a horrible person. 你果真是个烂人。
You piece of shit. 你这坨屎。
What the fuck? 你搞毛啊？
You didn't even think about his daughters! 你都没想过他还有女儿！
Marnie! Marnie, please! Marnie! Marnie, 别这样。
These are more than microaggressions! 这超过员工间“小冲突”的范畴了！
I fucking hate you! 我恨你！
Guys, stop fighting, okay? Not now. 你俩别打了，好吗？现在别。
Grab some garland and some lights. 我们随便带点什么，
We can rappel off this thing. 该从屋顶上下去了。
I'm okay! 我还好！
Yeah, me too! 是啊，我也是！
Oh, why are those things so filthy? 垃圾堆怎么这么脏？
Guys, why is the garbage so wet? 为啥垃圾看起来湿乎乎的？
Chris, you can do it. Chris，你行的。
Three, two. 三，二，
Come on. 来吧。
Oh! Five, four... 五，四...
Oh, God. 天哪。
- Are you okay? 你没事儿吧？
That thing just shook me off the side of the roof, 那玩意把我从屋檐上震下来的，
which is perfectly fine because I was gonna jump anyway. 正好我也想跳，算是帮了我一把。
It's, like, not even that bad in here. 这里也没看起来那么脏，
Okay, Chris. Let's go. 好了，Chris，爬出去吧。
Chris? What about me? Chris? 我怎么办？
You can stay here with the rest of the trash. 垃圾就在垃圾堆里待着吧。
I'm sorry! 我道歉了！
He was kind of on all of our shit, though, right? 大家都看Ken不爽，好吗？
I mean, he said you were a waste of potential, Chris, right? 我意思是，他说Chris活着浪费粮食，不是吗？
He said that you were his girlfriend. 他自认你是女朋友，对吗？
Girl, bye! 想走就走吧。
Dude was gonna lead us to certain death 'cause he was afraid for his daughters. 那家伙怕他女儿有事儿，就要带我们一起去死。
I did us all a favor! 我是为了大伙才除掉他的！
We have to make a run for it. 我们得快点了。
Check every car, and try to stay quiet. 检查每辆车，不过轻点。
Any of those things out here? 外面还有怪物吗？
I think they're inside of that... thing. 好像都聚在一起了。
Looks like the coast is clear. 外面大概安全了。
This place is gonna blow. 商店快炸了。
Try to find a car that's unlocked. 去找找没锁的车。
Jonathan would have had a plan! Jonathan 肯定会有计划！
We need a plan! 我们需要计划！
Oh, Brian, God damn it! Oh, Brian, 你真是...
Let's go. 走这边。
What the fuck is he doing now? 他又想干什么？
Oh, my God. 上帝啊。
What is that thing? 那算什么？
It's mom-fucking-Kong. 混蛋金刚。（双连词）。
What do we do now? 现在怎么办？
It's all the shoppers. 那只是顾客合体了。
What if I can get through to it? 假如我过去劝劝他们呢？
Are you crazy? 你疯了？
It's a management thing.You'd never understand, Marnie. 这叫客户管理，你不会明白。
Hi there! 那边的听着！
My name is Brian. 我是 Brian。
And I love toys! 玩具棒呆了！
I know you're scared. 我知道你们吓坏了。
I'm scared too. That's right. 我也是，真的。
I'm not gonna hurt you. 但我不想伤害你们。
Come closer. 过来吧。
You and I have been through a lot, you know? 我们一起经历了很多，对吗？
You remember Black Friday 2016? 还记得2016年黑五大甩卖不？
Uh, I know the shopper experience. 我有营销经验...
I mean, as I always say, 我经常说...
when in doubt, go shopping! 别犹豫，快买吧！
You and me, we have so many mems. 我们有共同的回忆。
If anyone knows, the customer's always r... 你们都懂，顾客永远是上...
- Oh, my God. 上帝啊。
Ken's SUV is over there. 看到 Ken 的SUV了。
He didn't give us the keys. 我们没有钥匙，
And he didn't put the fucking carts away! 他也没收拾购物车！
Knock, knock! 咚咚咚！
You're supposed to say, "Who's there?" 你该说，“谁在敲门？”
- Now a bad time for a dad joke? 这不是开老头玩笑的时候？ - Ken!
We didn't think you'd make it. 没想到你挺过来了。
Did you see Brian get just fucking... 看到Brian被踢飞了吗？
Like a paper football. 跟纸糊的一样....
Ken, I'm sorry. Ken，真对不起。
I'm sorry too. I was an asshole. 我也有错，我太浑了。
You're too good for a toy store. 你在卖场工作太屈才了。
You both are. 你俩都是。
That's why we need to get out of here. 所以我们该走了。
Come on, let's go. Go, go, go, go! 好了，快走，快！
What the hell are we gonna do? 这可怎么办？
If we run, that thing's gonna pick us off. 跑不了几步就被挨个弄死了...
I have an idea. 我有办法，
Chris, please don't play hero. Chris, 别逞强了。
Can you distract that thing? 你能让怪物分神吗？
I'ma hold you down. 交给我吧。
- Don't. 别去。 - No, Jonathan was right. 不，Jonathan是对的。
It's fucking Thanksgiving. 这是感恩节。
I'm deciding right here right now, you guys are my family. 我决定从现在起我们就是家人了。
- So can you do it? 能做到吗？ - Yeah. 当然！
No, I'll do it. He's got kids. 我来吧，他还有孩子。
No, no, you won't. Hey! Hey! 让我来。
Whoa! Hey, right here! 嗨，看这里！
Hey, right here! Hey! 我在这呢！
I don't like you. 我不喜欢你。
I don't have to help you. 也不想帮你。
I got your discount right here. 折扣券在我这儿领。
Look at this. Whoa, whoa, hey! 看这里。
Hey, check this out. Check it out, huh? 看到没？看到没？
You see that? Hey! Hey! 看到了吗？
Right here, you big bitch! Right here! 这儿呢，贱人，在这儿呢！
I don't need to help you. 我不是非要帮你。
I got your discount right here! Look at this. 但折扣券在我这呢。
Oh, no! 别！
Oh, no, Chris. No. 别，Chirs，别这样。
Come on! 加把劲！
Yes! Bang! 太好了，中了！
I think I just pissed it off. 我大概把它惹毛了。
Come on! I think we can make it to my car. 来吧，趁现在上车还来得及。
Let's go! Come on! 走吧别看了！
Come on! 快走！
Just a thing? 只有一点点来电？
Just a thing. 一点点。
Let's go. 走啦。
Leah texted. Leah 发短信了。
My daughters are okay. 我女儿都好。
They set up safe havens for people. 当局建了避难点。
Sounds good to me. Let's do it. 真好，快去吧。
We gotta make a detour first. 我们得绕个路。
For what? 为啥？
For pancakes. 说好的请你吃煎饼。
Let's go! 走咯！
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