逃学威龙 三之龙过鸡年
庄重点
Be serious.
我会告诉医生的
Or I will tell the doctor about that.
你还有肚痛吗？
Do you have stomach ache?
有 绞痛呀 我上了两次厕所呀
Yes. I went shitting twice.
星星
Sing-Sing.
阿敏
Hi, Ah Man.
表哥 你怎么了？
Cousin, how are you?
我这种身经百战的警务人员
I am an experienced police officer.
皮外伤就当如生粉刺
I won't care about such little injury.
他就不同了
But he is different.
他没有机会接触高级的上司
He hasn't had such chance to meet with a senior officer like me.
你并不是我的上司
You are not my boss.
甚至已经不是警务人员
And you are not a police officer either.
你已经被警务处停职
You are suspended by the department.
我只当你是一个普通证人来保护
I am just protecting a common witness.
我被人冤枉的 早晚会水落石出
I was framed, you'll know that I am innocent sooner or later.
我复职你就知道
When I resume duty, you will regret what you've done to me.
你们两个别再说了 别吵了
Cut the crap, stop arguing.
你叫他有点志气行不行？
Please, you'd encourage him.
例如去充当卧底
Say, being the undercover.
卧底？你别叫他当卧底呀
Undercover? Don't ask him to be undercover again!
我最讨厌人当卧底
I hate people being undercover.
星星 你答应过我以后不做卧底的
Sing-Sing, you promised me you'd never be undercover again.
是
Yes.
不过做卧底都比保护这个混蛋好
But I prefer being an undercover than protecting this scumbag.
我这身手要你保护？
I need no protection from you.
可惜你由停职到现在
But you were attacked
已经被仇人袭击了卅几次
over 30 times after you're suspended.
什么？ 来吧
- What? - Come on.
别吵 我舀汤给你们喝
Stop arguing! I will give you some soup, come on.
还有哪儿觉得不舒服？
Anything wrong with you?
头有点痛 还有点晕
I have headache, and a little bit dizzy.
怪不得啦
I see!
住了这么久都不愿意出院
You refuse to leave the hospital,
原来这里的女护士这么漂亮
because the nurses here are so pretty.
手烫伤了
My hand is hurt.
护士 我什么时候可以出院呀？
Miss, when can I leave the hospital?
不准看 我的手烫伤了都不理我
No peeping! You don't even take care of my hand!
出去搽药油吧
Go and get some medicines from the nurse.
不准看呀
No peeping!
我没有看
I haven't!
你干什么？
What are you doing?
刚才很危险 你不见吗？
It was dangerous! Didn't you notice it?
什么危险呀？你变态的
What? You are insane!
伏下
On the floor!
够了
That's too much!
不是呀 他…
No, he...
你别以为我好欺负 你尝尝再来一次
Don't bully me! Try once more if you dare!
小心
Be careful!
小心
Be careful!
你这个色魔
Damn you, you wolf!
你化成灰烬我都认得你
I can recognize you anyway.
总部 我是周星星 是不是找我？
Calling control, I am Chow Sing-Sing, are you calling me?
是呀
Yes.
好了 我刚刚智破了
I've just destroyed
一个惊天的杀手集团
a notorious group of killers.
勇擒了一班罪有应得的歹徒
And I've arrested the involved criminals.
你马上来锁起他们
Come and take them back to the station now.
说我也有份儿
Tell him I achieved something.
黎Sir叫你马上赶去现场
Officer Lai asked you to go to the scene immediately.
我正在保护证人 不能走开
I am now protecting the witness, I can't leave.
黎Sir叫你放下所有工作
Officer Lai asked you to leave everything alone.
马上赶去现场
Come now.
真的要放下所有工作？
Do you mean to leave everything alone?
是呀
Yes.
好吧
Alright.
别动 先让我把枪拾起
Don't move, let me pick up the gun first.
星星呢？
Where is Sing-Sing?
全部一字形面向墙
Everyone face to the wall, now!
发生什么事？
What's the matter?
他被总部急召回去
He is called by the Headquarters.
这支试管漏的 帮我拿杯子来代替
Hey, the test tube is broken, give me a cup.
是
Yes, sir!
Madam
我马上拿去化验
I'll take it for chemical test right now.
怎么样？情况怎样？
What's the matter?
是凶杀案
It's a homicide case.
请问死者是人还是动物？
Is the dead a man or an animal?
是人
Man.
是人又怎么会有条尾巴在这儿呢？
Why a tail is found here?
你不是化学老师吗？
You are the chemical teacher.
你是谁？
Who are you?
我是周星星 在第一集你教过我化学的
I am Chow Sing-Sing, you taught me Chemistry in last movie.
我都忘记了我教过化学
I can't remember that.
我是法医官 你是谁？
I am the legal medical expert, who are you?
周星星
Chow Sing-Sing.
你刚才问我什么？
What did you ask me before?
没什么了
Nothing.
捣蛋的
Nonsense.
有没有见过黎Sir？
Have you seen Officer Lai?
你说哪一位黎Sir呀？
Which one are you talking about?
那个混蛋…
That scumbag.
老是自称辣手神探奇连伊士活
He claims himself Bruce Willies,
绰号 「打横嚟」 那个混蛋呀
he is nicknamed Super-Cop.
那个混蛋的脚现在被你踩着
That scumbag's foot is under yours.
对不起 Sir
Sorry, sir.
没有踩伤你吧？
Are you hurt?
大庭广众被踩着 踩个正着
Sure! I am hurt!
正呀
Yes.
这凶杀案…
About the homicide...
这凶杀案很残忍
It's so cruel.
死者是个有钱人叫王百万
The dead is called Million Wong.
双手被人绑在上床上 用冰锥插死
His hands are tied up, and he is stabbed to death by an ice digger.
床上留下很多精液
There are sperms left on the bed sheet.
跟最近一部电影的桥段很相似
The way he was killed is similar to the story of one recent movie.
找我这么急有什么吩咐呢？
So what do you want me to do with this case?
你先看看这张照片
Take a look at this picture.
干嘛偷拍我的照片？
When did you take my picture?
我生气的
I hate this.
这是死者的照片
This is the picture of the dead,
样子跟你长得一模一样
you two look like the same.
不过他多一颗痣
But he had a mole more.
居然有这种事？
It's funny.
你想怎么样？
What do you want?
当然有好东西给你啦
It's a merit to you.
对不起 抹一抹面
I am sorry, clean your face please.
这厕纸从哪儿拿来的？
Where did you get the tissue paper?
床边拿的 又怎么样？
It's put next to the bed, so what?
是死者用来抹东西的
It's used by the victim for cleaning.
抹什么的？
Cleaning what?
你说呢？
What do you think?
没害的 当做面部护理吧
It's alright, just take it as facial.
对不对呀 黎Sir？
What do you think, Officer Lai?
刚才死者那杯精液在哪儿？
Where are the sperms of the victim?
原来在这里
Here it is.
为什么没有了？
It's empty.
小伙子 你知不知道
You know
你破坏现场证物是很严重的？
it's a serious crime to destroy the evidence?
除非你听我指示去做 要不然把你降职
Unless you obey my instruction, or you'll be punished.
你的任务就是假扮王百万 返回他的家
Your mission is to act as Million Wong, and go back to his home.
监视他的老婆汤茱迪
To keep an eye on his wife, Judy Tong.
和他一个不熟不吃的老朋友林大岳
And his friend, Taior Lam who always wants to take his advantage.
这两个人谋杀他的嫌疑最大
They are suspected to be the murderer.
那就是要我做卧底的意思？
You want me to be undercover?
其实正确的名称是
That's what I want. Or you can name yourself
二五仔、鬼头仔、边缘人、金手指
"Betrayer",
或者是正衰人都行
Or, bag egg, just as you like!
我求求你 不要派我做卧底吧
I beg you, don't ask me to be undercover.
我答应过我女朋友不再干这种事
I promised my girl of not being undercover anymore.
不然我的老婆都没了
Or, I will lose my wife.
你当做好心吧
Please, be merciful.
你就当我是苏乞儿可怜我啦 恩公
Please show mercy to me, I beg you!
你可以不去的
You can refuse going.
找人来跟他录口供
Anyone of you, just take him back and charge him...
警务人员蓄意毁坏重要证物
of destroying the important evidence.
是
Yes sir.
你这么凶 想吓死人吗？
You scared me!
我不去 一样有第二个去的
Even I refuse, there will be another one who is willing to go.
大不了你说什么就什么好了 讨人厌
OK, I will listen to you, you are disgusting!
麦当娜好像你这样哄我
I haven't promised Macdonna
八次我都没有答应
who flattered me 8 times.
何况你？
So how can you change my mind by flattering me like this?
麦当雄是吧？
I think it's not Macdonna but Mac Don-Hung.
麦当娜
Macdonna.
你当给我面子不用我去好吗？
Please give me face to let me excuse from this mission!
不行 一定要你去
No, you should go.
那你即是打横嚟
You are too dominant!
「打横黎」 就是我的绰号 你不知道吗？
"Dominic" is my Christian name.
岂有此理 做人处世不要欺人太甚
Damn it, don't go too far!
我是虎鹤双形拳冠军
I am a kung-fu master.
鬼仔无影手
I am expert in No-shadow Fist,
九阴白骨脚亦有几十年造诣
and Skeleton Kick!
我可以让你双手双脚
You can never defeat me.
只是用舌头都可以打死你
But I can defeat you just by my tongue!
你是不是一定要我去？
Do you want me to go?
不过你要我去 一定有你的原因
Well, it must be reasonable for you to send me as undercover.
我考虑过之后…
Let me think...
我尊重你的决定
I respect your decision.
好吗？
OK?
好
Fine!
其实我很喜欢鬼头仔这个名字
Actually I love the name of "Undercover".
是你说的 不是我强迫你
I didn't push you.
你傻的
You are silly,
大家自己人你说这些东西 你真是…
how can you say this to your best friend?
是不是不当我是朋友？
Are you taking me as your friend?
一场同事 借二、三十万给我买房子吧
We're colleagues, lend me few hundred thousands to buy a flat, OK?
看你的德性就知道你没义气
I can tell you are not righteous.
我一定会支持你 你努力破案吧
I will support you anyway. Try hard to solve the case.
未来表妹夫
My future brother-in-law.
相请不如偶遇 我请喝茶
How nice to meet you, it's my treat.
不过现在先借两万块来
But, lend me $20,000 first.
你已经被停职 你还来问我借钱？
You are suspended, how dare you borrow money from me?
别令我蒙羞
Don't lose my face.
我来报警行不行呀？
I come to report a crime, isn't it OK?
我被女人非礼
I was indecent assaulted by a woman.
慢着…
Hold it...
你刚才说一定会支持我 是吗？
As you said before, you'd support me anyway.
只要你肯做 什么都行
If you are willing to do so, I will do everything to assist you.
那就行了 我要他做我的助手
That's fine! I want him to be my assistant!
第三行第四个座位
The 4th seat of the 3rd row.
用不着这么害怕吧？
You are exaggerating!
你别理我
None of your business.
这么迟的？
You are late!
警察局有事要做嘛
I was busy.
怎么样？出戏讲到哪里呀？
How is the story?
讲到那个女人和那个男人在床上
The woman stays with the man on bed,
那个女人用冰锥疯狂插他
she kills the man with an ice-digger.
我有话跟你说
Hey, I want to tell you something.
什么呀？
What?
我辞去学校的工作了
I quitted the job in school.
我打算全力帮我妈妈打理花店
I want to help my mom to take care of her florist.
我希望取得酒店、茶楼的订单
I wish to take some orders from the hotels and restaurants.
你说好不好？
Isn't it a good idea?
好 非常好
Good, very good.
我也有话跟你说
I have something to talk to you too.
什么呀？
What?
明天开始我又要做卧底
I will be an undercover starting from tomorrow morning.
你说什么？
What?
我说明天开始我又要做卧底
I will be an undercover starting from tomorrow morning.
你不厌倦的吗？
Are you tired of that?
我厌倦了
Sure,
但是我的上司不厌倦都没办法
but not my boss. I can't help.
这次扮谁呀？
What identity will you be this time?
扮一个女人的老公
A husband of a woman.
哪一个女人呀？
Which woman?
你不要告诉别人
Keep this as secret.
经常在内幕周刊出现那个汤茱迪呀
Judy Tong, who always appears in the gossip magazine.
可以说的就那么多 其余的一切保密
This is what I can tell, others should be kept confidential.
你不介意吧？
Don't you mind?
用不着这么害怕吧？
It's not necessary for you to scare like this!
还是想讨便宜？
Or do you want to take advantage?
绝对是想讨你便宜 白雪公主
Sure. Miss Snow White!
你慢慢看 我走了
I am leaving.
让开
Excuse me.
阿敏
Ah Man
阿敏
Ah Man
你去哪儿？
Where are you going to?
干什么？
What are you doing?
你去哪儿？
Where are you going to?
你答应过我不再做卧底 你没有信用的
You promised me not to be undercover again!
你傻的 这是命令嘛 我也没办法
You silly girl, this is an order, I can't help.
明天晚上 是年三十晚
Tomorrow is the lunar new year eve.
你答应过我去我家里吃饭的
You promised to dine with my family.
请让开
Excuse me.
不行 进去再小便吧
No, go and piss once more.
少一个人少一双筷子
It doesn't matter!
一样这么好菜的 你乖乖地…
Don't be silly...
好 你要做那个汤茱迪的老公嘛
OK, you want to be the husband of Judy Tong?
不男不女 古古怪怪
She is weird!
是不是要睡在同一张床？
Will you sleep with her?
我工作时很清醒的
No,
绝对不会做出那种事
I will never do that!
不过喝醉酒就难说了
But, I am not sure if I get drunk.
你陪人睡？
Are you going to sleep with her?
那我就到外面陪男人玩
I will date other boyfriends in return.
你真是蛮横无理 你以为我想的吗？
I don't want to do so,
工作需要嘛
it's my job.
请让开 不行
- Excuse me. - No excuse.
我已经再小便一次了
I have pissed again.
小便了就大便啦
So, go shitting.
我不管 总之你让我知道你对我不忠
I don't care, if you do something wrong,
就你敬我一尺 我敬你一丈
I will take revenge.
你陪一个人睡 我就陪十个人睡
Say, I will sleep with 1 0 men.
你作为我的女朋友
How can you talk
你说这种话成何体统？
Iike this to me?
还不止 如果你对不起我
If you do something wrong,
我会好像戏里面的女主角一样
I will learn from the character of the film.
趁你睡着 绑你在床上
When you fall asleep, I will tie you up,
用冰锥插死你
and stab you to death with the ice-digger.
绑我在床上？
Tie me up?
别开玩笑 小心驶得万年船
Stop kidding, be careful.
你干什么？
What are you doing?
没什么
Nothing.
洗过澡了？
Have you bathed?
是呀
Yes.
罚你写这叠挥春
You should write the Fei Chun first.
好 明天吧
Fine, I'll make it tomorrow.
不行 去吧
No way, go now.
我的手很累
My hands are tired.
先写这么多行不行？
May I stop here?
手累了用脚吧
You can use your feet.
好厉害 真的用脚写？
Great! You wrote them with your toes.
你别当我傻瓜
Sure! I am really smart!
真了不起
Sure you are!
我这么了得 你是不是越来越爱我？
Are you loving me more?
如果你真的这么了得…
If you were so smart that...
那用脚吃面吧
eat the noodle with your toes, can you?
你说什么？
What did you say?
喂
Hello?
喂 王太太是吗？我是警察局打来的
Are you Mrs. Wong? This is a call from the police station.
我们在新界找到你先生王百万
We have found your husband.
真的？他现在在哪儿？
Where is he now?
在警察局 你马上来接他回家吧
In the police station, come and pick him up.
谢谢
Thank you.
少奶 刚才有人送了
Madam, someone sent you
一些漂亮的内衣裤来
some expensive underwears.
神经病 人人都知道我不穿内衣裤的
Idiot, everyone knows that I hate wearing underwears.
你拿去用吧
You may take them as your own.
是
Thank you.
我现在要出去接少爷
I am now going to take Master home.
是 少奶
Yes, Madam.
你是劏猪凳…不是
Are you Jelly Tong, no...
是汤茱迪吗？
Are you Judy Tong?
叫我茱迪吧
Call me Judy.
你找到我老公了？
Have you found my husband?
是呀 我们在新界找到他
Yes, we found him in New Territories.
他神智不是太清醒
He seems to have lost his memory!
我们怀疑他的头部受了重创
We suspected that his head was seriously hurt.
身上一毛钱都没有
He's got not a penny in his pocket.
可能被人打劫
Maybe he is robbed.
我猜被女人打劫才是
Robbed by woman, I guess.
这么多男人没有人抽烟的？
Why don't you smoke?
王太太 对不起 这房间是不准抽烟的
Mrs. Wong, I am sorry, smoking is not allowed in this room.
抽烟要不要坐监？
Would you put me in jail?
那又不用…
No... but...
不过要罚五千元
$5,000 will be fined.
这儿一万元 请你一起抽
Here is ten thousand, I will treat you cigarette.
王太太 有钱不是万能的
Mrs. Wong, money is not the most powerful thing in the world.
钱不是万能…
It isn't...
不过没有钱就头晕
but it's important.
你不是我老公
You are not my husband.
我没有说是
I haven't said I was you husband.
他的确是你老公
He is your husband.
我现在不认他呀
I won't forgive him!
鬼混 鬼混到你神智不清
You just go fooling around, that made you crazy!
说话啦
Speak something.
说什么呀？什么东西都忘记了
What? I lost my memory.
这个是你老婆
She is your wife.
不是
No.
我没有说是呀
I didn't say yes.
两夫妻 床头打架床尾和
You are couple anyway, forget his mistake.
你回去哄哄她 就没事了
You, go and flatter her, then it'd be alright.
我不要跟他回家
I won't go home with him.
我是来看看他死了没有
I come and see whether he is dead or not.
我隐约记得我老婆是很漂亮的
I have light memory that, my wife is rather pretty.
现在她不漂亮吗？
She is pretty.
你说呢？
What do you think?
虽然不漂亮 但是她真的是你老婆呀
Although she is not pretty, she is your wife.
对不起 警察不能说谎的
I am sorry, police can't tell lies.
听说我老婆的身材不错的
My wife is having nice body.
现在她的身材不好吗？
She has nice figure too.
我老婆不喜欢穿内衣裤的
My wife doesn't wear underwear.
我刚刚偷看到她没有穿内裤
I have just seen that she hasn't worn the underwear.
我是猜测的
I just guess...
混蛋 又不是完全疯癫的
Damn it, you are not crazy at all.
口甜舌滑 真是哭笑不得
You have sharp tongue!
是呀 你回家才决定哭还是笑吧
Well, go home now. Come on.
你现在吩咐我？
Are you telling me?
我忍你好久了 你现在什么态度呀？
What kind of behaviour of you?
老公失踪就报警
You reported of missing a husband,
寻回老公就摆架子
you come and fool us after your husband is found.
相不相信我抓你们去深圳？
I'd better take you back to Shenzhen!
知不知道在深圳可以扣留你
You know, we can lock you up
一年半载不审判你？
for few months without any trial.
看…看什么呀？无礼貌
What are you looking? You are impolite.
看着我
Look at me.
他可以保护你多久？
How long can he protect you?
97年7月 连他都抓回去
In July 1 997, I will arrest him too.
你是谁？
Who are you?
中国公安 怎么样？
The security officer of China. So what?
你很面熟 什么时候回过大陆？
You look familiar, when did you go back to China?
我没有
I haven't!
没有？你好像一个商业罪犯
You seem to be the commercial criminal
骗了国家很多钱
who stole money from government.
小伙子 替我找辆车 全部抓回去
Pal, I want to take them back to Shenzhen now.
包括他
Including him!
我？
Me?
别插嘴 是不是不合作
Don't be big mouth,
破坏安定繁荣？
do you want to interrupt the peace?
相不相信我锁你老母回去？
I will arrest you, don't you believe? Damn it!
幸亏锁我老母 不是锁我
I am sorry! Excuse me please.
你们说完了没有？你老母
Have you finished? Damn it.
我很困
I am sleepy.
别乱说 你不是我老母
Don't be big mouth.
困就回家吧
Go home to sleep if you feel sleepy.
来 我们回家吧
Follow me home!
别走
Don't go!
走吧
Let's go
依本子办事 枪呢？
Where is my gun?
走了不是更好吗？让他们走吧
Just let them go.
胡乱说两句就行了 小伙子
Bull shit works, see?
你还叫我小伙子？
How dare you be so impolite to me?
你知不知道你已经被停职？
You know, you are suspended.
你再冒充警察我找人抓你
If you pretend to be police again, I'll ask someone to arrest you.
别这么凶
Don't be so cocky.
我冒充中国警察 你叫中国人抓我吧
I pretended as Chinese security officer, ask them to arrest me!
你…
You...
别再吵 我真的上去考公安
Stop it. Or I will go & apply to be the Chinese security officer,
97年下来砌你老母生猪肉
and I will take revenge in 1 997. You go to hell!
幸亏我老母吃素的
Luckily, I am a catholic, I will go to heaven.
少爷
Young master!
哗…
Wow...
哗什么？这房子是你的
It's your house, what makes you surprise?
我失忆呀
I have lost my memory.
失忆没什么了不起
So what?
并不是了不起
I don't mean it.
你知不知道她是谁？
Do you know who she is?
阿妈？
My mom.
少爷 你干嘛妈我呀？
You mistook it.
你妈的 呢卷厕子是我们的日本管家
She is Toiletpapa. Our housekeeper.
什么？呢卷厕纸？
What? She is toilet paper?
这个是日本名字
It's a Japanese name.
爸爸
Daddy.
乖仔…
My dear son...
乖 爸爸很挂念你
Good boy, I miss you so much!
你妈的
Damn it!
他是园丁的儿子
He is the son of the gardener.
他叫我爸爸
He greeted me daddy.
任何人他都叫爸爸的
He greets everyone as daddy.
叫人吧
Greet us.
爸爸…
Daddy...
你回来就好了
I am glad you are back.
你知不知道他是谁？
Do you know who he is?
是不是煮咖喱的？
Is he the cook who makes curry?
他是你老爸呀
He is your dad.
什么？
What?
乖仔
Good boy.
阿爹
Daddy.
你回来真好
It's good to see you again.
知不知道他是谁？
Do you know who he is?
可能是园丁之类
May be a gardener.
她是你的奶娘
Your baby sitter.
什么？
What?
少爷 要不要我榨奶给你喝？
Master, do you want to have milk?
还没口渴 一会儿吧
Why not later?
你知不知道它是谁？
Do you know who he is?
不会是我的弟弟吧？
I don't think he is my brother.
正是 什么？
- Sure he is. - What?
你一向都当他是弟弟看待的
You always treat him as your brother.
这样子
I see.
你快点叫它
Call its name,
不然它扑过来咬你 我告诉你
or it will bite you.
不是吧？
Do you mean it?
叫什么名呀？
What name is it?
用脑袋想想吧
Use your brain!
Dolly…
Dolly...
David Peter Maria Rose Gigo…
David, Peter, Maria, Rose, Gigo...
啫啫阿曼尼 Valentino 弗烂事安奴…
Gigio Armani, Valentino...
王晶 吴孟达 陈嘉上…
Wong Jing, Ng Man Tat, Gordon Chan...
这只狗应该人道毁灭
This dog should be killed.
这只狗叫 「Dolly啰」
It's called Dolly Law!
你忘记了它的名字嘛
You forget its name.
我叫了很多次Dolly
I said Dolly many times.
是 「Dolly啰」 不是 「Dolly」
No, it's called Dolly Law. Not Dolly.
欠了一个 「啰」 字
You should mention it's surname Law.
怪不得追着我的屁股
That's why it didn't obey me.
少爷
Young Master.
兽医来了
The vet has arrived.
那只狗要脱牙？
Which dog should I draw its teeth?
这边
This way.
谢谢你 医生
Thank you, doctor.
别这么吵
Lower your voice.
平时你按摩一定睡着的
You always fall asleep when doing massage to you.
今天干嘛这么兴奋？
But why are you so excited today?
真的不知道为什么这么兴奋
I don't know why.
不用弄成这样子
Don't pull so hard, OK?
少爷 你平时很喜欢的
Young master, but you love it.
有这回事？
You mean it?
是呀
Yes.
那由他去
Forget it.
这照片拍了很多年 有什么好看？
Why are you interested in this old picture?
现在失忆嘛
I have lost my memory.
失忆有什么了不起？
So what?
并不是说了不起
I don't mean it.
我在看为什么穿内裤
I wonder! Why did I take
拍这张照片这么奇怪
such picture with an underwear only!
你还要说 我哄你很久你才肯穿回内裤
It's me who begged you to wear it!
最初你不肯穿上的
You refused to wear anything at first.
说这样才性感
You wanted to be sexy.
看你不满的样子
You didn't satisfy with it at all.
看不出他是这种人
I can't imagine he is that kind of person.
什么？
What?
我说想不起我是这种人
I have lost my memory.
要不然你的样子十分相似
If not judging from your look,
我真的会怀疑你
I suspect that you're fake.
怀疑什么？我什么都忘记了
What? Are you suspecting me? I told you I lost my memory.
其实我失踪前说过什么做过什么？
Actually what did I tell you before I lost?
谁知道你做过什么 说过什么
I don't know.
厕子 厕子
Toiletpapa.
叫她干嘛？
What are you calling her for?
开水给你洗澡
To prepare for your bath.
她睡了
She has slept.
少爷 有什么吩咐？
What do you want, master?
你总是神出鬼没的
You always appear so suddenly!
少奶 他说我神出鬼没
Madam, she said I appeared so suddenly.
这房子的人个个都神出鬼没的
It's the usual practice of everybody in this house.
别以为只有你才懂得神出鬼没
I know how to appear in a sudden too.
身痒呀？
What are you doing?
假装死呀？
Are you pretending to be death?
喂 黎Sir？我是汤茱迪
Hello, Officer Lai, I am Judy Tong.
什么事？
What's the matter?
你帮我寻回的老公 不是我的老公
You have found me the husband, he is not my husband.
薄一点
Thinner, make it thinner.
你怎么知道他不是你的老公？
How do you know that?
他什么都不认得
He knows nothing
抱着园丁的儿子当自己的
about my family.
还被狗咬 还有…
He was bitten by our dog.
我叫他去洗澡 他真的乖乖地去洗澡
I asked him to bath, he did it.
他一年只是洗澡四次
But he bathed only 4 times a year before.
结婚的时候
He was pushed
我哄了他一个礼拜他都不肯洗呀
to take a bath before our wedding.
我们在拘留所帮他洗澡 他洗到上瘾
We asked him to take bath in the detention centre, he addicted to it.
喂 他真是你的老公呀
Hey, he is your real husband.
你对他好一点 要不然…
Treat him nicely, otherwise,
我不放过你
I won't let you go.
你这样说的？你是不是黎Sir呀？
Are you Officer Lai? How can you talk like this?
我不是黎Sir
I am not Officer Lai?
难道是黎明吗？
Don't you think I am Leon Lai?
找死
Go to hell.
你的声音都不像的
It doesn't seem to be your voice.
刚才的声音不是我的
You're right.
你要揍是吗？
You deserve severe punishment.
陈Sir
Officer Chan.
王太太 有什么事？
What's the matter?
我家里的老公不是我的老公
I don't think my husband is my husband.
我不太明白 你说清楚一点
I don't understand.
你们的黎Sir帮我寻回我的老公
Officer Lai found my missing husband.
跟我的老公一模一样的
He looks like my husband.
但是我回家发觉
But,
跟我老公一模一样的那个老公
I have found that,
根本就不是我的老公
he isn't my husband.
黎Sir帮你寻回老公
Officer Lai has found you a husband
样子跟你的老公一样
who is not your husband.
不过你发觉你这个老公不是那个老公
But you've found that your husband isn't your husband.
他根本就不是我的老公
He is not my husband.
你怀疑这个类似你老公的物体
So you are suspecting that he is fake although
不是你老公
he is like your husband.
差不多啦
I think so.
那你应该找黎Sir了
You should ask Officer Lai.
我打过电话找黎Sir
I have called him.
岂料有个不是黎Sir的黎Sir
But, I don't know whether it's Officer Lai or not,
说现在这个不是我老公的老公
He told me that my present husband
是我老公
is my husband.
这个不是黎Sir的黎Sir
That Officer Lai, you don't know whether he is true or not,
假扮黎Sir告诉你
he told you,
这个不是你老公的老公是你老公
Your present husband is your real husband?
差不多啦
I think so.
我有一个建议
I have a suggestion.
你回家用热水洗澡 然后喝杯热牛奶
Go home and take a bath, and drink a cup of hot milk.
明天早上睡醒就找黎Sir
Come to see Officer Lai early tomorrow morning.
你发觉那个不是你老公的老公
Then you will discover that,
就会忽然间变回你的老公
your husband is your husband again.
连你都怀疑我？连你都不相信我？
Are you suspecting me? Don't you trust me?
你以为我神经病？
Don't you think I am idiot?
差不多啦
I think so.
他真是假的
He is fake.
我都是假的
I am fake too.
其实我是刘德华扮的
Actually I am Andy Lau, I pretended to be Officer Chan.
现在年三十晚12点半
Now, it's 30 minutes passed 1 2.
一点了 年初一
Oh, it's the first day of the Lunar New Year.
总之新年快乐 大家龙马精神
Happy New Year.
你干什么呀？陈Sir
What are you doing? Officer Chan?
就这样吧 拜拜 我还没说完
- That's it, bye bye. - I haven't finished.
拜拜
Bye bye.
你真的厉害 不愧是我的同期同学
You are great, my dear classmate.
恭喜发财 恭喜发财
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
你这混蛋这次一定被你害死
You are making a dead set at me.
她那么有钱
She is rich,
一定告我们到底 你知不知道？
she will sue us, you know?
现在我们伸张正义、维持法纪
But we are carrying law and justice.
你强奸正义 目无法纪
You misjudge righteousness!
你这么大力插我？
How dare you push me?
妈的
Go to hell.
怎么样？
So what?
我用手指插你 你打我？
How dare you hit me?
我跟你拼命
I will kill you!
陈Sir 我留下了打火机
Officer Chan, I have lost my lighter.
为什么你双眼黑黑的？
Why your eyes are so black?
睡眠不足 当然有黑眼圈
I don't have enough sleep, that's it.
王太太 恭喜发财 万事胜意…
Mrs. Wong, Kung Hei Fat Choi.
横财就手 学业猛进 青春常驻
Good luck, good bye.
总之大家开心 恭喜发财
Anyway, happy anything to you.
全部都不正常的
All are crazy!
什么声音呢？
What kind of noise is it?
干什么？
What are you doing?
你干什么？
What are you doing?
你请我做助手嘛
You are my boss, I am your assistant, don't you forget?
对
Yes.
你叫我持枪廿四小时保护你嘛
You asked me to protect you, right?
对
Sure.
依足你的吩咐
I have done what you've instructed.
我没有叫你锯掉人家的天花板呀 老兄
I haven't told you to cut the ceiling of others.
对 这个没有
Yes, you didn't!
走吧 笨蛋
Go away, you idiot.
在这儿我不用你保护 你快点走
I don't need your protection.
不是呀 我都要盯着你
But, I've to watch over you,
有没有对不起我的表妹
to stop you from betraying my cousin.
少奶 你回来了 是呀
- Here you are, Madam. - Y es.
汤茱迪回来了 快点爬回去
Judy is back, go now.
糟了 有个胖女人进了房间 怎么办？
Shit, a fatty has gone into the room, what shall I do?
回来了？到哪儿去了？
Are you back? Where have you gone?
没有 我去吃馄饨面
I just went out to eat noodle.
吃馄饨面？ 是呀
- Noodle? - Yes.
非常好 非常好
Very good.
为了完成任务
In order to finish my mission,
唯有发挥我玉树临风的威力
I have to flatter her.
一于施展眉目传情大法
I want to tempt her,
引她说出真相
and make her tell me the truth.
为了查出真相
To find out the truth,
我要发挥自己风华绝代的魅力
I should flatter him.
揭开他的假面具
I want him to disclose his real identity.
茱迪
Judy!
百万
Million.
茱迪
Judy!
百万
Million.
对不起 今天我有点累
Sorry, I am tired.
我还是到书房睡
I am going to sleep in the study room.
仁慈的上帝 求你赐一个精壮的男人…
My God, please give me a strong man.
到我梦中 谢谢
Ask him to enter my dream, thank you.
真是很粗壮呀
Really strong.
还脱光衣服
He is already undressed.
谢谢上帝…
Thank God...
我来了
I am coming.
太慢了 你们快点 把礼物放好
Hurry up, fix the present as soon as possible!
少爷少奶下来了
Master and madam are coming down.
恭喜少爷一本万利
Congratulations.
龙马精神 鸡年顺景…
Happy New Year...
大吉大利 横财就手…
Always lucky...
利利是是
Here is the red pocket.
你都派红包啦
You give them lucky money too.
我没有带 给我一点
I haven't brought them with me, give me some.
利利是是
Here is the red pocket.
恭喜发财
Congratulations.
大吉大利
Always lucky.
谢谢
Thank you.
少爷 我呢？
How about me?
你结婚了
You are married.
还给我
Give it to me
你的红包呢？
Where is yours?
还未 少爷 我未结婚
I am not married.
你拿错了我的红包
You have mistaken. It's mine.
你的红包在少奶那儿
Yours will be sent by Madam.
哗 那边一人派两封呀
See, they have got two per head.
发达了
That's good.
恭喜…
Congratulations.
黎Sir
Officer Lai.
不成敬意…
This is for you...
黎Sir
Officer Lai.
黎Sir 太厚礼呀
That's very kind of you.
来探王翁你 花多多钱都要的
I should send you some present.
黎Sir 恭喜发财
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
且慢 我们不能发财的
No, we can't be "Fat Choi" (Getting rich).
一发财廉政公署就会调查我们
Because lCAC would suspect us if we get any extra money.
那就步步高升啦
Well, wish you to be promoted.
那就可以
That's good.
王翁 你没事吧？
Mr. Wong, are you fine?
头撞伤了需要一点时间休养
You'd take a rest for your head's hurt.
对 你们坐一会儿 我去拿年糕出来
Yes, take a seat, I will fetch you some cake.
好呀
Good.
怎么样？查到什么呀？
How is it? What have you found?
我已经出到美男计 甚至牺牲色相
I tried to seduce her, I won't mind sacrifice.
都套不到什么资料
But I can't get anything.
不如你另聘高明吧
Why don't you find another one?
你想死呀
Do you want me to kill you?
阿四 斟茶
Give us some tea.
是 少爷
Yes, Master.
我连被停职那个都找来帮你忙
I have given you an assistant who is suspended.
你再找不到真凶
If you can't get me the real murderer,
你剖腹自尽吧
you'd suicide in front of me.
我恐怕还没剖腹就被人干掉
But I am afraid that I would be killed.
谁那么大胆？
Who dares kill you?
是谁？
Who is he?
穿皮草的
The one wearing fur.
是女人
A woman!
新年快乐 我的好朋友
Happy New Year! My best friend.
你的女朋友秃头的？
Your girlfriend is bald.
我的兄弟
My brother. Amigo.
新年快乐
Happy New Year.
找谁？先生
Who are you looking for?
大岳
Taior!
茱迪
Judy!
茱迪 百万疯了 连我都不认得
Judy, what's wrong with Million? He can't recognize me.
还记得一点儿 大岳嘛
I do, you are Taior, right?
不是 你不是叫我大岳的
No, you never called me like this.
你叫我什么？说
What did you call me before?
说
Speak up.
是不是冚家富贵呀？
Isn't it "Damn you"?
冚家富贵？
Damn you?
冚家富贵就是冚家富贵 猪泵兜
That's right, you fool!
不是冚家富贵 是猪泵兜呀
You mean "Fool"?
不是 我是冚家富贵 猪泵兜
No, I am "Damn You", you are Fool!
你是猪泵兜？
You are "Fool"?
你是猪泵兜
You are "Fool"!
那你是冚家富贵？
Are you "Fool"?
他是冚家富贵
He is "Damn You"!
对 她是冚家富贵
Right, Damn You!
你是冚家富贵 你是猪泵兜
Oh, you are Damn You, and you are Fool.
他才是冚家富贵 冚家铲
He is Damn you, Shithead.
我是冚家铲？
I am Shithead?
好了 大家不要搅到这么复杂
Make it simple.
全部都叫仆街啦
Just call "Scumbag" together.
新年时候你说这种话？
How can you talk like this at the beginning of new year?
吐口水再说
Say it again.
吐
Damn it.
中呀
You are great!
对不起
Sorry...
这个傻瓜是谁？
Who is that scumbag?
他就是帮我寻回百万那个黎警司
He is Officer Lai who found my husband back.
我一向很少跟低级的巡逻警员在一起的
I am not used to stay with such junior police officers.
今晚我的Disco新开张
My disco is newly opened.
你两位一定要早点到
You should come earlier tonight.
我叫了很多女孩子来
I have asked many girls to join us.
你就最喜欢了
You love it.
你说什么？
What did you say?
说笑话而已
Kidding.
糟了 我忘了跟我老爸拜年
Shit, I forgot to visit my daddy.
令尊翁他…
How is your daddy?
他住在和合石
He died.
我要赶去 再见 今晚见
I am hurrying to worship him. See you tonight.
拜拜
Bye bye.
不送了
See you.
他是王百万自小玩到大的死党
He is the best friend of Million Wong.
老是觊觎他的家产 他很有嫌疑
He always wants to seize Wong's property. He is worth suspecting.
茱迪 出来玩用不用贴上胡子这么嚣张？
Judy, you look weird.
不行吗？你都可以贴上的
Do you want it?
女人嘛 不用泡的
It's not necessary to court a woman.
浪费时间
It's just a waste of time.
有钱就有女人
Where there's money there's woman.
我用钱扔到她躺下来
I will pay her money so that she would listen to me.
再用钱扔到她爱我
I will pay her more money to make her love me.
钱 就跟毒品一样 会上瘾的
Money's just drugs, one will be hooked on it.
你岂不是有很多毒品？
In that case, you got loads of drugs?
最近又泡哪个女明星呀？
Which movie star are you courting lately?
最近没有泡女明星 转了口味
Have a change, not film stars now.
泡那些刚出来发白日梦的女强人
To court those working girl.
更加过瘾
That really turns me on.
怎样过瘾呀？
Really?
我昨天泡了一个开花店的妞
The one yesterday I courted owns a florist shop.
真凑巧 我昨天上了的妞又是开花店的
Small world! The one I had also owns a florist shop.
我明天约了的妞又是开花店的
The girl I am going to date tomorrow is having one as well.
说起来 哪间花店呀？
Which florist shop is it?
你都想排队呀？
What, you want to join the queue?
问过你老婆没有？
Have you got your wife's permission?
不要看着我 我很民主的
Don't look at me! You can do anything you like.
百万想逢场作兴…
He wants to have fun too.
无所谓
I couldn't care less.
我去跳舞
I'm going to dance.
不要碰我的头
Stop fussing about my head.
学习学习
I just want to know
开花店那个女孩子有什么优点？
how nice is that florist shop owner.
有什么优点我就不懂形容
I don't know how to describe.
总言之就眼大大 鼻高高 嘴小小
Anyway, she's got big eyes, pointed nose, sexy lips,
双峰插云
a pair of nice tits,
还有… 够了 她叫什么名字？
- and... - What's her name?
糟了 我泡了这么多妞 我怎么记得呀？
Damn! I just couldn't remember.
Ada？不是
Ada? No.
Patty？不是…
Patty? No.
Cindy？不是…
Cindy? No.
总言之床上功夫一流
Anyway she's great on bed.
由床头搅到床尾 床尾再搅上床头
From the bed to the floor,
床上搅到地上 厨房搅到出客厅
from the floor up to the bed,
客厅又再搅入厨房
from the bed to the kitchen...
哗 很淫贱呀
She is so cheap!
真的很贱呀
It's really cheap.
还有呀 我听那妞说
Another thing, she said,
她有个撇掉一半的男朋友也是做警察的
the boyfriend she's going to dump is a police as well.
那妞在哪儿？快点介绍我认识 快点…
Where's she? I want her now!
你别心急
Cool it!
我约了她来 一会儿你就见到
We had a date, she'll be here in a minute.
是吗？ 是呀
- Really? - Sure.
这样子 先补补粧
Let me make up first.
真的？
Really?
宝贝 给我一个吻
Baby! Give me a kiss.
下流
So cheap!
宝贝 给我一个吻
Baby! Give me a kiss.
好呀
Alright!
下流
So cheap!
你干什么？
What's up now?
找人而已
Just looking for somebody.
茱迪 有美女都不介绍我认识呀？
Judy, why don't you introduce the beauty to me?
茱迪
Judy!
冚家富贵 你别争吃好吗？
Son of a bitch! Stop pushing!
你有美女不但不介绍给兄弟
You keep the birds
还要动我？
and give us the albow.
你怎么说也说不通
You call that good mates.
你自己吃个够吧
You have had enough fun!
茱迪
Judy!
文静 让我来介绍
Let me introduce, she is called Ching,
她是我公司最帮得手的程文静
she is our right hand,
他是王先生
this is Mr. Wong.
我见过王先生一次了
We met before.
是呀
Right.
公司没有文静的帮忙
I can't imagine how troublesome
都不知道怎么办
if Ching leaves my company.
是呀 真的不知道怎么办
We don't know what to do.
我不妨碍两位了
I won't bother you.
不 多聊一会儿吧
Why not a chat?
拜拜 拜拜
Bye bye. Bye bye.
看什么？老是盯着女孩子
What are you looking? You always love watching girls.
要不然有什么可做的？
What else am I going to do?
陪我出去跳舞
Have a dance with me.
找谁呀？
Who are you looking for?
找人
Just looking for someone.
找刚才那个女人？
The bird you're with?
不是
No.
有没有说谎？
Did you tell lies?
没有
No.
你可不可以投入一点跟我跳舞呀？
Can you concentrate and dance with me?
你两个在这儿亲热
How sweet are you two!
你到哪儿去了？
Where've you been?
我的女朋友来了打算介绍你认识
My girl had come, I was going to introduce you to her.
现在呢？
Where?
现在走了
She's left!
改天有机会再…
Never mind, make it next time.
他的头发很帅
What a nice hair style.
是呀 我很欣赏他
I admire it.
大鼻妹 今晚我们一班人开派对约定你
We are having a party tonight, are you coming?
还站在这儿干嘛？
Go and search
快点多找几个女孩子来
more girls to join us.
好呀
Fine!
好什么？
What are you doing?
没什么 我想起以前的事
Nothing, I remember something.
来 跟你玩新玩意？
Why not play something new?
新玩意？
New?
我们今晚一班人开派对
We are having a party tonight,
约定你 大鼻妹
you must come.
像木头站在这儿干什么？
Why are you standing here?
你给点笑容出来行吗？
Stop frowning,
现在你丁父忧吗？
smile.
我们今晚一班人开派对 约定你
We are having a party tonight, you must come.
大波妹
Big Busts.
大鼻妹呀
Big nose.
对不起
Sorry.
我们今晚一班人开派对 大鼻妹
We are having a party tonight,
约定你啦
You must come.
还站在这儿干嘛？
Why are you standing here,
快点多找几个女孩子来
go and get more girls to join us.
停 做得好
Cut! Very good.
干活真不容易
What a job.
你干嘛进我房间？我妈妈快回来了
Why do you come into my room? My mom will be back soon.
你妈妈？
Your mom?
我告诉她 你帮我补习
I tell her that you are my tutor.
让她知道她一定很气恼
If she knows it, she'll be furious.
我妈妈说 不可以随便让男人进我房间
She told me not to let boys in.
不可以随便让男人亲吻
No kissing.
不可以随便让男人…什么的
No...too.
对白是不是到我？
Is it my turn now?
你说什么？
What are you on about?
什么？我都不知道
What? I don't know.
你还说不知道？上次露营的时候
Remember the camp last time?
三更半夜走进来 吻了我一下
You walked in my camp and kissed me.
那不吻了 我还是回书房睡
Well, let's stop here, I am going back to the study room.
人家只想问你为什么今晚不吻呀
I just want to know why don't you kiss me tonight.
那吻过你是不是可以回书房睡？
Well, can I go back to the study room after kissing you?
先吻吧
Give me a kiss first.
上次都不是吻这儿
Not here!
不是吻这儿吻哪儿呀？
Where then?
茱迪 做人别得寸进尺
Come on Judy, Don't go too far.
你坏呀
Naughty!
是呀 坏都不行吗？
So what?
来吧…
Come on...
死就死啦
I won't care!
你两个混蛋找死呀
What are you doing?
你也有份演出？
Hey, you have a part too.
你两个混蛋…
What are you doing here?
胡作非为 不打你都不行
How dare you court my girl, I want to beat you to death.
你不要只是打我 也要打她才行
Don't just beat me, you should beat her too.
那个是导演 不能打的
She is the director, I can't beat her.
你两个混蛋 诱骗我的女儿 跟她上床
How dare you court my daughter?
你这臭丫头 你不知羞耻
How dare you!
你令我们丢脸
You make me feel shame.
你们家丑不出外传
It's not wise to tell others this scandal.
我先走
I am leaving.
我打
Damn it!
你个混蛋 你跪下
You bastard, kneel down.
你个混蛋 夺去我女儿的贞操想走？
You bastard, how dare you seduce daughter!
伯母就说得不对了
You shouldn't put it that way.
我不喜欢处女的
But I was pushed to do so!
这种话你都说得出来？
How can you talk like this?
你没人性的 吃完就走？
You are inhuman! You want to leave my daughter alone?
我不玩了
I want to quit!
依剧本做
Do it, go on acting.
你看看 这个人没人性、没心肝
Look, he is heartless!
我不管 我跟你老爸说
I must go and tell your dad.
你两个下个月结婚吧
You are getting marry next month.
又结婚？ 不好吗？
- Marry? - No?
结不结婚？
Are you going to marry?
结就结 那就快点吧
OK, make it quick!
那就好了 越快越好
That's good, hurry up!
你两个以后生性做人呀
You should be good from now on.
-我有事 不妨碍你们了 -走吧 快点
- I am busy, excuse me. - Go, hurry up!
阿妈准结婚了 继续
My mom approves to let us get married.
什么？还没玩完？
What? Again?
来吧
Come on!
时间到了 散场啦
Time's up, game over!
我们分房睡这么久 你一直没有理我
You haven't noticed me since we slept in separate rooms.
你外便有那么多女人我都没有管你
I've never said a word about all those women you had.
我只是要你一晚而已
I want you for just tonight!
那都不行？
Can l?
那都不行 为什么你变成这样子？
Can l? Why not?
为什么？
Why?
不要哭了 我不是这种人
Stop crying, I'm not the type.
我很专一的
I am a loyal man.
你再说一次
What's that again.
我说我很专一 老婆我要一个就够了
I am a loyal husband. I want only one wife.
你说 你爱我
Just tell me you love me.
我爱你
I love you.
再说一次
Again.
我爱你
I love you.
拥抱我
Hold me tight.
看什么 小伙子？
Stop staring!
看你怎样被车撞死
I wish you would be run over by the car.
转身
Give us a twirl.
你妈的 还这么嚣张穿着花袜子？
Damn you! You are so cocky to wear the patterned socks.
干什么 小伙子？
What do you want?
拾东西 老兄
Just to pick up something.
干什么 小伙子？
What do you want, twit?
拾东西 老兄
Just to pick up something.
你干什么？扫街呀？回去
What are you doing? Get back inside. Would you?
没什么 拾起零钱而已
Nothing, just pick up the coins.
有红豆沙吃呀
Come and eat the red bean sweet soup.
干嘛今天没有生意呢？
Not much business today?
新开张是这样子的
Not so good, because it's newly opened.
不是吧
Kidding?
听说昨天很多人来找你
Quite a few of peoples came for you yesterday.
是呀 你怎么知道？
Oh yeah, how do you know?
你的痣呢？
Where is your mole?
在这儿
Here.
好呀
Bravo!
红豆不错
This is nice.
你不觉得韧吗？
Don't you think it's chewy?
有一颗啦
Just one.
当然啦 连我颗痣都吃了
Of course, that's my mole.
加颗痣下去煲红豆沙好味一点吗？
Does it taste better with the mole in it?
你们慢慢聊 我出去
You two go on, I just go out for a minute.
去哪儿？
Where are you going?
帮人送花给老婆呀
To deliver flowers to someone's wife.
不像你 人又没有
Unlike you, you have no money
花又没有 钱又没有 拜拜
and no flower. See you.
说得对
You should be blamed.
你又来干什么？
What do you want again?
我来吃红豆沙和廿四小时保护你
I come to eat the sweet soup and to protect you.
不喜欢的话我走了
Why don't you stay then.
林大岳那伙人今晚要来我这儿赌纸牌
Taior and his gang are coming to play cards tonight.
我想可以查到线索出来
I think I can get some clues.
你找对人了 我是纪律部队的纸牌王
You are wise to search for my help.
今晚我跟你一起 一定赢钱呀
I'll take care of you tonight, because I am the gambling king!
找什么东西？
What are you looking for?
没什么
Nothing.
什么情况？
How is it?
一切正常
Everything normal.
有没有带钱来？
Do you have money?
你不知道我叫白头神探吗？
You know I am called the Gambling King of the police department?
你有白头发吗？
I don't think so!
白吃白喝的头号神探
You will know it later.
王翁 你的痣呢？
Mr. Wong, where is your mole?
脱了
Removed.
是颗富贵痣呀
But it brings you wealth.
真的？
Really?
因为钱太多所以想少一点
Because I have much money, I don't want more!
精句 精句
It's very wise of you!
真的？
See?
那就好了 照老规矩啦
Let's follow the old rules.
什么老规矩？
What?
赌现金
Gamble in cash.
这个 规矩啦 这个
Sure! Sure!
最大的信用额二十万
Maximum credit is $200,000.
全是零钱？
Isn't it the change?
全副身家
This is all I have.
一万元进局费？王先生
Mr. Wong, $1 0,000 as base.
底牌八
It's an eight.
九都可以作主？
A nine can have the 1 st call.
五万啦
Make it $50,000.
怎么样？
How is it?
五万再多十五万
$1 50,000 more.
光是拿进局费都很可观
We'll get rich if we get all the base only.
是吗？
I see.
跟他
Follow.
拿钱出来吧
But you should show us the money.
零钱呢？
Where is the change?
零钱？
Change?
喂 那个…
Hey, over there...
我去找那个 你坐在这儿
I'll go and take the money, sit here.
老婆 先给我一千几百万用一用
Honey, give me few millions.
一向都是分开账目赌钱的
We have separate account, you know?
你不是有三千万现金在家里的吗？
But you have 30 million cash put inside the house.
我忘记了放在哪儿
I have forgot where it is.
你这么聪明 一定记得的
You will remember, you're smart.
打哪张好呀？
What should I do?
这张啦
Get rid of this.
真的？
You mean it?
相信我吧
You should trust me.
九筒
Nine circles.
糊了 我也是
- Bingo! - Me too.
一炮三响
Me too.
混蛋
Damn you!
黎Sir在哪儿？
Where is Officer Lai?
在CID房寻乐
He is having fun inside the ClD room.
你个混蛋 欠揍呀你？
You bastard!
我有要事跟你商量
I want to discuss something important with you.
有什么要事？看不见我正在打人吗？
Can't you see I am busy at beating others?
问你拿二百万赌本
I want you to give me 2 million for gambling.
二百万？有没有搅错呀？
Are you kidding?
你胆敢反抗？
How dare you counter attack?
这二百万你无论如何不能省的
You should give me 2 million.
我从哪儿拿二百万给你呀？
How can I get 2 million for you?
大岳来了我家里赌钱
Taior comes for gambling,
如果没钱就会被揭穿
if I've no money, our secret will be disclosed.
那么大家都死定 快点吧
Then we will be in deep shit! Hurry up.
你先放手
Hands off me.
你答应我就放手
If only you promised me.
去街市买菜呀？
Where have you gone?
对不起 零钱乱放
I am sorry, I went to get some money.
被工人踢进了工人房
The money is not well kept.
工人房在元朗…
I put it inside the maid's room which is in Yuen Long.
不用多说了 一定等你的
Cut the crap, we are waiting for you.
发牌
The cards please.
发牌
Deal now.
八一对作主
A pair of 8, it's your turn to call.
那么…我全部…
I want to show...
先装蒜
Hold it, just to tempt them.
没什么特别的 先来二十万
Nothing special, just $200,000.
二十万？
$200,000?
再多你八十万
I want to raise it to a million.
跟
I will follow you!
三张八
3 eights.
不用说了 全部掷出去
No hesitation, just show hand.
报纸呢？
How about the newspaper?
也掷出去
Show it too.
三张八？
3 eights?
妈的 很少钱而已
Shit, it's not much!
跟
Follow!
不去
I quit.
我三张A
I have 3 Aces.
我不相信你四张八
I don't believe that you've got 4 eights.
赢钱用不着这么激动
Don't be that nervous.
别哭 朋友
Don't cry, pal!
四张八呀
4 eights.
怎么会的？我刚才的底牌是八
Why? I have had an eight!
你离开的那局？
You mean the game before you left?
当然啦
Sure it is.
过了很多局 不是那局了
But we have played many rounds after that.
你怎么不跟我说？
Why don't you tell me?
你都没有问我
You didn't ask!
我…
I...
回来了？赢还是输呀？
You are back? Win or lose?
看我的头就知道了
You can tell from my head.
输光了？你不是说自己是牌王的吗？
A great loser. You said you are the King of Gambling.
我什么时候有说过？
I didn't mention it.
我有提过
I have mentioned it.
那现在怎么办？
What'll we do now?
你多拿一百万给我赢回本钱
Give me 1 more million to gamble again.
我马上发挥我牌王的本色
I will show them my real power.
还要多拿一百万？
You want 1 million more?
我把警察局的保证金和保释金
What I gave you was the money
全部拿给你去赌
from the bailing account.
现在警察局被人追债
Now, we are asked to return the money.
你不拿那二百万回来的话
If you don't give us back the money.
买船票逃亡吧
You should be in fugitive!
那就马上借钱给我买船票吧
Please lend me money for the tickets.
你…
You...
再拿一百万来吧 傻瓜才理睬你
- Give us one million more. - You idiot!
不然大家死定
Or we'll be in deep shit!
假如你们再输掉那一百万怎么办？
What would you do if you lose that again?
反正都是死 无论如何都要博一博
Anyway, let's take risk.
老兄 我们讨生活而已 不用打吧
Why do you beat me? I am making a living only.
又打什么人呀？
Whom are you hitting?
打两个老千
A racketeer.
老千这么尊贵的职业你都打？
Why don't you respect such decent professionals?
他欺骗了人家两块钱
He cheated $2.
骗了谁两块钱？
Who is cheated by him?
他骗了那个人就是我
It's me.
什么？乞儿都欺骗
How can you cheat a beggar?
揍他
Beat him to death!
揍他
Beat him to death!
什么？赌圣的克星--洪爷
What? The greatest enemy of the Saint of Gambling: Master Hung!
你好吗？
Hello, how are you?
好什么 输到要逃亡呀
I am in deep shit! I lost much money.
兄弟 你叫他不要打我们
Pal, ask them not to beat me.
我教你老千速成法 必胜的
I will teach you how to cheat on the gambling table.
行 不过先露一手来看看
But, show me something first.
有没有搅错 这么久还没回来
Kidding! Where has he gone?
十六圈都完了
We have finished 16 rounds,
还没回来 不知道搅什么鬼？
he hasn't returned!
回来了
He is back!
各位观众…
Hey, my dear audience...
好帅呀
He looks smart!
样子就很熟面孔
He looks familiar.
不过不知道你扮谁？
Who are you acting?
你猜猜
Guess.
我知道了
I know!
赌圣
The Saint of Gambling.
错
Wrong.
是大卫高柏菲
I am acting as David Copperfield.
发牌
Deal.
我三张King
I have 3 Kings.
我三张A
I have 3 Aces.
同花顺
Straight flush.
我比你的同花顺大
A bigger one.
四张A
4 Aces.
五张A
5 Aces?!
那个人教你的赌术真的行呀
What Master Hung taught you are powerful.
尽赢他
Win as much as you can.
我还要趁这个机会
I'd make use of this chance
查出谋杀王百万的真相
to find out the truth of Wong's death.
一百万
One million.
跟你
I will follow
一对A作主
It's your turn, a pair of Aces.
你傻的 同花顺面作主
You are silly, it'd be the turn of straight flush.
全部押下去
Show hand.
我不相信你是大卫高柏菲 我跟
I don't think you're David Copperfield, I will follow.
只剩下五毛
I have 50 cents left.
欠五百万
5 million as credit, OK.
不用欠了 只要你肯回答我一个问题
Forget the money, I want you to answer me a question.
我就当你跟了
Then I will forget the money.
什么问题呀？
What question?
你曾几何时有没有想过要杀死我？
Have you ever thought of killing me?
答我
Answer me.
我… 答我吧
- l... - Answer me.
不玩了
I want to quit!
竟然问这个问题
Your question is nonsense.
走 是
- Let's go. - Y es.
不玩就收钱了
Just take the money.
钱就赢尽了 真相查到了没有？
Have you found the truth of the case?
真相就是…
The truth is...
我的底牌是四 那笨蛋居然不玩
I had a four only, but the idiot quitted.
大哥 你没事吧？
Boss, are you alright?
有没有跌伤？
Are you hurt?
还钱
Give me back the money.
本钱还了
Just return the loan.
赢了的不用预你一份吧
We needn't give you a share of the money we won!
借钱不用付利息吗？
But you should give interest.
按照银行同业拆息还给他
OK, just follow the bank's rule.
今天利息很低 2厘75
Cheap interest rate, 2.75%.
二百万除365日
$2 million is divided by 365.
25元 给你30元不用找
Just $25 is charged, keep the change.
多给我10元打赏
Take one more.
早一点这样子就不用烦恼了
You'd have done that earlier.
查了这么久 有什么进展？
Any progress?
我发觉这个汤茱迪越来越古怪
I have found that Judy Tong was suspicious.
我猜她背后一定有些不可告人的秘密
I think she is having a secret.
还有那个林大岳…
And that Taior Lam...
太肤浅了
Don't look only at the surface.
我在苏格兰场受训的时候
When I was trained in Scotland,
曾经研究过世界所有的奇案
I have studied all the extraordinary precedents.
包括东方快车谋杀案
Including the murdering case of the Eastern Express.
尼罗河谋杀案
The murdering case of River Nile.
电话情杀案
The murdering case from Fatal Attraction.
香港灶底藏尸案等等…
And the hidden corpse under the stove.
发现了一个重大原则
I have found out a principle.
什么原则呀？
What is it?
越大嫌疑的人 越不是凶手
The most suspicious criminal is not the real murderer.
妈的
Shit!
我同意 难道粤语片说
I agree! It always
越是没有嫌疑就越是凶手？
happens in movies.
可以这样说
You can put it
凶手可能表面上是不认识死者
in that way,
相貌平凡 不高不矮 孔武有力
the murderer may or may not know the victim.
有暴力倾向 喜欢胡乱打人…
He or she has the inclination of violence acting.
极度贪钱 甚至三、四十元都贪的
Maybe a money digger, or is greedy for money.
依你所说原来凶手是你
As what you have said, the murderer may be you.
来人 抓住他
Man, arrest him.
是
Yes sir.
神经病
Are you crazy?
对不起
Sorry sir.
推理就是这样子推理的
It's just theory.
言归正传
By the way,
既然你在汤茱迪家里查不到线索
you can't get any clue from Judy Tong's home.
就回写字楼调查林大岳和王百万
See whether there're any conflicts between Wong & Taior in office.
在生意上有什么争执而动杀机
May be they have had quarrel in business which made him kill.
不是说最大嫌疑的不是凶手吗
You said the most suspicious one isn't the murderer.
说说而且 还不快点去查
It's bull shit, why don't you go and check now?
让我先把要事办完行不行呀？
Let me finish the most important thing first, OK?
爱你三百六十年？
Love you 360 years.
岂有此理 不把我放在眼内
Damn it, you just forget about me!
谢谢
Thank you!
奸夫淫妇
Bitch and bastard.
奸夫淫妇
Bitch and bastard.
手起刀落
I wanna kill!
刀？
Knife?
妈的
Shit!
门
The door!
随便坐
Taking a seat.
谢谢你的花
Thank you for your flowers.
穿花袜子的人
The one who wears the patterned socks.
别这样子 我有男朋友你知道的
I have boyfriend, you know that.
虽然他又穷又自私…
Although he is poor and selfish...
又孤寒又老套
He is mean and old fashioned.
不是说我吧
She doesn't mean it.
但是他始终都是我男朋友
But he is my boyfriend.
我不可以接受你
I can't accept you.
不要…
Don't...
不要呀
Don't!
我杀了你这个混蛋
I will kill you bastard!
是你？
It's you!
是你
It's you!
是你？
It's you?
其实我是说…
Actually, I mean...
杀你这个混蛋
I want to kill you!
你不要难为她呀
Stop it!
你拿着刀干嘛？
What are you holding the knife for?
你先把它放下
Drop it first.
慢着 你先听我说
Hold it, listen to me first.
我跟踪你很久了
I have tailed you for a long time.
原来你是来找这只狐狸精
You come to look for this bitch!
我？
Me?
三只手指指住你 还要问？
Why are you still asking?
你什么身份跟我王百万争老婆呀？
How dare you seduce my wife?
我现在问你
I am asking you!
你爱我还是爱她？
Whom do you love?
开玩笑而已
It's just for fun.
开玩笑玩而已 原来是这样子
Just for fun.
人家耍你呀
You are played by others.
你狐狸精 你蜘蛛精
You are bitch, and you are bitch too!
你令家人蒙羞呀
You bring me bad luck!
你想要钱是不是呀？
You want money, isn't it?
行了 只是钱嘛？
OK, it's just money!
来吧
Come on...
钱呀…
Hey, money!
干嘛？钱给你了 你还不走？
What? You are paid, why don't you leave now?
你两个…
You two...
好 我走
OK, I am leaving!
阿敏…
Ah Man...
这儿是你的家 你去哪儿？
This is your home, where are you going to?
对呀 这儿是我的家
Yes, this is my home!
你两个滚呀
You two, leave here at once.
滚呀
Leave!
阿敏 你别生气 你听我说
Man, don't get angry, listen to me.
还说什么？到楼下等我
Wait for me downstairs.
让我骂那只蜘蛛精
I will give this bitch a good lesson.
走吧 干嘛？
Go, what do you want?
走就走好了
I won't give it a damn.
我严重警告你
I warn you seriously!
你以后不要再见我老婆呀
Never see my wife again.
不然我见你一次揍你一次 知道吗？
Or I will beat you! Got it?
人都走了 你还在这儿做戏？
She has gone, why do you keep on acting?
刚才你骂得很过瘾啦？
Don't you feel it funny?
戏就当然是这样做
We should act!
你觉得我刚才的演出怎么样？
Don't you think my acting was good?
很差劲
Poor!
有没有搅错 我以前做话剧获奖的
Kidding? I got a prize in drama acting!
你真是差劲嘛
But you acted poorly.
我还没问你
How could you be
你怎么会让这个女人泡的？
courted by that woman?
我见她这样好人 又经常光顾
She is nice and she always buys flowers from me.
有空就陪她上街喝茶
So I date with her when I'm free.
岂料她外面是女人 里面是男人
I can't tell she is a lesbian!
想不到会是她
I can't tell it's her!
人家在外面等你呀
She is waiting for you.
还不下去？
Why don't you go now?
走吧
Go!
总之我一办完这案件
I will accompany you
就天天陪着你 好吗？
all day after this case, OK?
我买了东西送给你
I have bought you something.
是吗？是什么呀？
What is it?
花袜子
Patterned socks.
把它烧掉
Burn it.
王先生 早
Mr. Wong, good morning.
早
Good morning.
王先生 早 王太太不在
Mr. Wong, good morning, Mrs. Wong is not around.
我知道
I know.
里面停电呀
There is an electricity cut inside.
不要紧 我进去拿杯蒸馏水喝而已
Never mind, I just want to fetch a cup of water.
今天早上送来的
This is sent in this morning.
有什么事呀？
What's the matter?
没事 出去吧
Nothing, get out now.
你一定有问题
There must be some problem with you.
我说过没问题 有也不关你事
Nothing to do with you!
出去
Get lost.
注意
Pay attention.
千万不要用打火机看东西
Don't light up with the lighter.
什么意思？
What does it mean?
是白兰地酒？
It's brandy.
老板
Boss.
喂？大岳呀？
Hello? Taior?
怎么样？小伙子
How is it?
你怎么会拍到我的照片呀？
How did you get my picture?
用照相机拍的
By camera.
我跟踪你很久了
I have waited for this chance for ages.
不过没想到你连这个也泡上
But I can't imagine you have courted this one.
这火辣辣的照片
I think the gossip magazines
我相信很多内幕杂志都很有兴趣的
are interested in such pictures.
你当心将来有报应
You bastard!
将来一定有报应
I don't mind.
所以我要储蓄多点钱留待将来用
What I want is money.
如果你想取回那些裸照的话
If you want the pictures back,
今晚七点到我公司来
come to my office at 7pm.
你想怎么样？
What do you want?
消防局 麻烦你
Fire station, please.
说 什么事呀？
What's the matter?
这儿是消防局
Here is Fire Station.
谁呀？说吧
Who is it?
请问有没有雨衣卖呀？
Are there any raincoats for sale?
买雨衣去7-11啦 混蛋
Go to buy it in department store, damn you!
哪个混蛋？你什么态度呀？
Who are you scolding? Who are you?
你什么号码呀？
You are so impolite!
你别挂断呀 喂…
Don't cut the line, hello...
大岳 你欺人太甚了
Taior, you are going too far!
你不来一定会后悔
You will regret if you don't come.
就这样子 别妨碍我做运动
Don't bother me from doing exercise, see you at 7.
王先生 你干什么呀？
Mr. Wong, what are you doing?
喝水呀 我告诉过你的
Drinking, I have told you.
你踩我的饭盒 踩我的消夜
You stepped on my food,
你快点赔钱呀
pay it to me.
小姐 找谁呀？
Miss, who are you looking for?
林大岳先生约我来的
I have a date with Mr. Lam.
请跟我来
Follow me please.
进来
Please come in.
请
Please.
看见你真是精神抖擞
I am so happy to see you.
帮我找上半年的档案
Give me the file of the 1 st 6 months,
我什么电话都不听
I won't listen to any call.
是
Yes.
请坐
Take a seat.
别多废话
Cut the crap,
要多少钱 一次过把照片还给我
how much do you want for the pictures?
你千万不要误会呀
Don't misunderstand it.
我林大岳虽然不是很富有
I am not that rich!
不过十亿八亿我都不放在眼内
But I won't be interested in 1 0 or more billions.
你以为我勒索你？
Don't you think I want to blackmail you?
那好吧 你开价
Give me a price.
大家那么熟稔 讲钱失感情
It's not good to talk money among good friends.
其实我想给钱你才是
But I do want to give you money.
我查到你家里的王百万肯定是假的
I have checked that your existing husband is a fake one.
我现在帮你干掉他 不留下一点后患
I can kill him for you, but you don't have to take any responsibility.
另外再给你三亿 买你湾仔的地盘
And, I will give you 3 billion for the land in Wanchai.
你不如去抢 那块地值廿亿呀
You bastard! The land costs over 20 billions.
对 我说过十亿我都不放在眼内
That's why I won't be interested in only 1 0 billions.
廿亿就差不多了
I want 20 billions.
你这混蛋
Damn you!
你不要说粗言秽语
Don't scold me with foul language.
你说粗言秽语会破坏你在我心目中…
Which will damage your image...
美丽同性恋者的形象
as a pretty lesbian.
下流
Bastard!
你… 你什么呀？
- You! - What?
三天内到律师楼办手续
Let's sign the contract 3 days later.
要不然拿你的照片去砵兰街随处派
Or, I will send you pictures to Portland Street.
及送去内幕杂志刊登
and to the gossip magazines.
你看什么？鬼鬼祟祟干什么呀？
What are you looking?
偷东西呀？
Stealing?
不是 有个美女没有穿衣服呀
No, there is a naked beauty.
我不相信
I won't trust you.
你过来看看吧
Come and take a look.
如果我过来 你从后面打晕我怎么办？
I am afraid you'd attack me if I go near you.
就算你不过来 我也能打晕你
Even you don't go, I can attack you too.
什么事呀？
What's the matter?
刚才有个穿西装的人打晕我呀
I was attacked by a man who is wearing a business suit.
快点 追
Go and chase after him.
看不看见一个穿西装的人？
Have you seen a man wearing a business suit?
这边
This way.
贼人
Thief!
什么声音呀？
What kind of noise is it?
有声音吗？听不到
I don't think so.
让我见到他就打爆他的头
I will break his neck if I see him again.
你去那边找 我在这儿看守
Go that way, I will watch over here.
色…
Wol...
色魔呀 救命呀
Wolf! Help!
这边
This way.
我转了工干嘛你还要缠住我？
I changed my job, but why do you still bother me?
抓他…
Arrest him!
走啦 臭八婆
Go, you bitch!
把…把副牙齿还给我
Give me back my teeth.
是你？新款呀
It's you! It's fashionable.
新什么呀？
What is it?
你猜谁杀我？
Guess who wants to kill me?
谁呀？
Who is it?
给一点提示
Give me some hints.
是她？
It's her?
臭小子 乱过马路
How dare you!
撞死你
You could be run over!
臭小子 97还没到 给我人民币？
How dare you give me RMB notes?
你以为我是瞎的？
Don't you think I am blind?
砸死你
I will throw you to death!
回来了？
Are you back?
气喘如牛 你到哪儿去了？
Where have you been?
我问你到哪儿去了呀？
I am asking you!
我到哪儿去了？整晚在这儿打麻将
I have been playing mahjong all night.
你说我到哪儿去了？
Where have I been?
你整晚在这儿打麻将？
Are you playing mahjong all night?
我们打了十六圈
We played 16 rounds.
你老公没什么吧？
What's wrong with your husband?
他当然有事啦
There is something wrong with him.
穿成这个样子？你到哪儿去了？
You looked so weird, where have you been?
这是什么东西？
What is this?
血呀
It's blood!
你去杀人呀？
Did you kill?
让我气死了？
What's wrong with you?
老夫老妻你这个都玩不起？
I am making fun with you only.
后天是我们结婚七周年纪念
The day after tomorrow will be the 7th anniversary of us.
我想开个舞会庆祝一下
I want to hold a party to celebrate it.
你说好不好？
Do you agree?
你还生气
Don't be angry.
亲一下
Let me give you a kiss.
给你吓一跳
You scared me.
黎Sir 随便喝杯酒
Officer Lai, help yourself.
林大岳死了 你知不知道？
Do you know Lam was killed?
知道
I do.
那我快死了 你知不知道？
I am going to die, do you know that?
也知道
Yes, I do.
你再查不到凶手 连你都快死呀
If you can't get the murderer, you'll die too.
谁是凶手我已经有九成把握
I am quite confident to point out the murderer.
究竟是谁？
Who is it?
别心急 我的第七感觉告诉我
Don't be anxious, my 7th sense tells me that...
今晚会有结果
there will be a result tonight.
今晚真正的凶手会露出他狰狞的面目
The real murderer will show up tonight.
别动 双手放在头上
- Don't move. - Put your hands on you head.
是你？
It's you!
王先生 我有话要跟你说
Mr. Wong, I have something to talk to you.
我知道的
I know what to do...
对不起 大家请到那边来
I am sorry, please go over there.
多谢合作 对不起…
Thank you for your co-operation.
到那边来
Please go over there.
他们走开了 可以说了
You may talk now.
主要是想你走开
In fact, I want you to leave alone.
早点说嘛 人是有自尊心的
You should tell me earlier, it cut my pride, you know?
王先生 你要照顾茱迪呀
Mr. Wong, take care of Judy.
茱迪怎么样？
What's wrong with her?
不关她的事 真的什么也不关她的事
It's none of her business, nothing to do with her.
你说清楚一点
Tell me clearly.
到现在我没办法不告诉你
I can't help telling you now.
其实她…
In fact she...
其实什么呀？你不妨对我说
Be frank, tell me!
对 有什么不妨说出来
Right, be frank and speak up.
这首音乐我很喜欢
I love this music.
陪我去跳舞 来吧
Dance with me, come on.
王先生
Mr. Wong.
每年都有开派对 今年特别高兴
We hold party every year, but this is the happiest one.
你呢？
How do you feel?
那就够了 最重要你高兴
Your feeling is most important.
什么原因你好像不开心的？
It seems that you are not very happy.
你说呢？
What do you think?
任何人做任何事都一定有他的原因
There must be some reasons for one to do something.
我就说任何人做任何事…
But I think, anybody do anything...
都一定有报应才是
There must be karma.
那么杀人又为了什么原因？
What's the reason of killing somebody?
你告诉我 茱迪
Tell me, Judy!
干嘛不说话？
Why don't you talk?
没有 我在想 如果你真是王百万…
I am thinking that, if you were Million Wong...
那就好了
that would be very good.
你早知道我是假的？
You know I am fake?
当我第一天见到你我就已经知道
I knew it on the first day I met you.
你还没有答我的问题
You haven't answered my question.
不要破坏我对你的一点好感
Don't make me dislike you.
我和百万近几年的感情很差
Million and I were not living happily in these years.
这几天
In these days,
你帮我回忆起我和他初恋那份感觉
you recalled the sweet memory of ours.
那时候我们大家都没有钱
We were poor in those days.
但是很真诚
But, our love was true.
岂料自从他发财之后
When he got rich,
他越来越爱花天酒地
he loved fooling around.
而我…
And l...
就越来越变态
I changed emotionally.
越来越讨厌做女人
I hate being woman.
还想做男人
I want to be man.
想做一个可以跟他争夺女人的男人
To be a man whom can compete with him for woman.
但是你来了之后…
But when you came here,
就令我回复当年做女人的感觉
you made me feel like woman again.
我不想知道你究竟是谁
I don't want to know who you are.
我只是要求今晚…
I just want tonight...
你可不可以全心全意做好你扮演的角色
can you play your role whole-heartly tonight?
老公
Hubby.
我今晚要你陪我
I want you to accompany me tonight.
好不好？
Will you promise me?
我先去补粧
I want some make up.
你刚才还没说完
You haven't finished.
你怀疑谁是凶手？
Who are you suspecting to be the murderer?
我怀疑茱迪
I suspect it's Judy.
怎会是她呀
How come?
因为林大岳死的当晚其实我也在场
I was in the scene when Taior was killed.
我是跟踪茱迪去的
I tailed Judy to the scene.
虽然我没有亲眼见到她动手
Although I didn't see her kill,
但是当时除了她没有第二个人在场
there wasn't anybody around.
为什么不早点说？
Why don't you tell me earlier?
说呀
Go ahead.
我不知道原因
I don't know why!
有没有搞错呀
Are you kidding?
慢着 你先听我说
Hold it, listen to me first.
就算真是茱迪杀人
Even Judy did kill Taior,
我肯定她有苦衷
I am sure she had her reason.
有什么苦衷呀？
What reason?
杀人就是杀死人嘛
She was the murderer!
你是警察
But you are a cop.
你不要真的当她是你老婆才行
Don't treat her as your wife.
王翁 好久不见
Mr. Wong, long time no see.
早
Good morning...
不打扰你们了 拜拜
I won't bother you, see you.
你还知道什么快点说出来
Tell me the rest that you know.
我猜她会再动手
I think the murderer will kill again.
动什么手？
What?
动手杀那些知道她秘密的人
To kill those who know the secret.
幸亏我不知道
Luckily I don't know any secret.
现在知道了
You know it now.
我也知道
I know it too.
还有一个…
There is another one who know this...
程小姐
Miss Ching!
你还不快点通知程小姐
Why don't you inform her now?
我立刻布下天罗地网抓她
I will arrest her by all means.
走吧
Go now.
是我
It's me.
吓死我
You scared me.
别这样子
Don't do that.
我这个是旷世绝桥
This is the most wonderful idea.
我戴上人皮面具
I have had masked.
如果真正凶手见到我 就会马上晕倒
The real murderer would be fainted once he looks at me.
我就将他绳之于法
I will arrest him right away.
先戴上面具
Let me put on the mask.
你好
Hello!
怎会这样子？ 人人都被你吓晕啦
- What's wrong with this? - You scared everyone!
人家有看新闻的 笨蛋
They have seen the newspaper about the death of Taior, you idiot!
那怎么办？
What'll we do now?
你现在马上到茱迪的房间监视着
Go up to Judy's room and watch.
保证你有收获
You will get something! I am sure.
有收获？
You mean reward?
我的枪呢？
Where is my gun?
做那种危险的工作
To do such dangerous thing,
你要我把枪还给你？
you asked me to return your gun?
你真的当我是笨蛋呀？
Don't you think I am idiot?
我们今晚一定要替大岳哥报仇
We should take revenge for Brother Taior.
大岳他明明是被王百万两公婆杀死的
He was killed by the Million Wong and his wife obviously.
你们在里面要小心行事
You should be careful!
放心
Don't worry.
请
Please.
请
Please.
原来你有另一个男朋友
You have another boyfriend.
以后不要找我
Don't come to me again.
误会而已
It's a misunderstanding.
可能是新潮的舞蹈
Maybe, this is a modern dance.
大家跟着跳
Let's follow them.
小姐 赏面跳舞吗？
Miss, may l?
过来
Come here.
程小姐 现在的处境很危险呀
Miss Ching, it's very dangerous.
又是你这色魔
You are the wolf!
我为你转了十几份工
I changed many jobs because of you.
现在来到这派对都逃不出你的魔掌
And I can't escape from you in this party!
这都是天意
This is fate!
来吧 你污辱我吧
OK, come and rape me.
误会而已
It's a misunderstanding.
来吧 只此一次 以后别再烦我
Come on... Just once, never bother me again.
你污辱我吧 来
Come and rape me.
妈的
Damn it!
死得太恐怖了
The victim died so horribly!
是呀 是不是心藏病？
Isn't it a heart attack?
干什么呀？
What?
那边有人被箭射死了
A person was shot dead by an arrow.
就是他了
That's him.
不要动他 警察快来了
Don't move, the cops are coming.
我刚才在楼上监视着汤茱迪
I watched Judy Tong upstairs.
她没有出过房门半步
She hasn't left her room.
中计
We are trapped.
我不喜欢人家管束我
I don't want to be controlled.
我做什么自己有分寸
I want to go my own way.
茱迪 你这样不会有好结果的
Judy, there won't be any good to you.
你不要破坏我呀
Don't bother me.
茱迪
Judy
你滚 今晚我不想再见到你
Leave now, I don't want to see you.
是你？
It's you!
我拾到一件凶器 刚刚想拿上来给你看
I have picked the killing weapon and I want to hand it to you.
用不着这么大力吧？
You should not hit so heavily!
不许动手
Don't move!
茱迪
Judy!
别乱来呀
Don't get mad.
我早知道你是凶手
I know you are the murderer.
对 全部都是我做的
Yes, I did all the cases.
先把枪还给你
Take back the gun.
做得好 你一定会升职
Good job, you must be promoted.
升什么职？
How?
你说呢？
What do you think?
我先跟你计算工资
Let's calculate the salary first.
怕你？计就计好了
OK, just go ahead.
走吧
Go!
请让开
Give way please.
我走了 老公
I am leaving, hubby.
你干什么？
What are you doing?
你知不知道刚才发生什么事？
Do you know what had happened?
刚才发生什么事？
What happened?
你知不知道已经抓到凶手？
The murderer is arrested.
是吗？那凶手是谁呀？
I see, who is the murderer?
原来凶手就是…
The murderer is...
茱迪嘛
Judy.
在抓她上警察局前跟你眉目传情
Before taking her away, you showed great affection to each other.
还在你左边胳肢窝吻了一下
She kissed your left armpit.
我怎么知道？表哥全都告诉我了
I know it, my cousin told me that.
绝对不是
It's totally wrong.
绝对不是
Totally wrong!
你胆敢说没有？
How dare you deny?
绝对有
I won't!
但不是在左边胳肢窝
But, she didn't kiss my left armpit.
那么在哪里？
Where did she kiss?
阿敏 总之你相信我心目中只有你一个
Ah Man, trust me, I love you only.
我甘心接受你任何惩罚
I am willing to take any punishment you offered.
来 你惩罚我吧
Come on, punish me.
来…
Come on...
谁有空惩罚你？
I won't punish you.
那就到我惩罚你了
Well, then I will punish you.
你真坏
You are bad.
你打我？
You hit me?
来
Come on.
干嘛找这个来玩？
Where did you get this?
你说惩罚你嘛
You said you are willing to be punished by me.
是不是不行呀？
Isn't it alright?
害怕吗？
Are you scared?
非常害怕呀
I am really scared.
问你下次还敢不敢被人吻？
Are you willing to be kissed by others?
不敢了？
Dare you?
你先把我解开好吗？
Loose me first.
你在干什么？
What are you doing?
洗澡
Bathing.
来 宝贝 我们别再浪费时间
Let's not waste any time.
老婆 快点过来
Honey, come on over.
卡着了
It's jammed.
惩罚我吧
Punish me.
来 宝贝 来吧
Come on! Baby! Come on...
是你？
It's you!
你太多管闲事
You are nosy!
阿敏 阿敏
Ah Man! Ah Man.
你害死茱迪
You dragged Judy down.
说什么？你再说一遍
What? Repeat once more.
我要替茱迪报仇
I want to take revenge for Judy.
听不清楚 你再说一遍 什么报仇？
I can't hear clearly, repeat once more.
我说我要替茱迪报仇
I want to take revenge for Judy.
都听不到 你再说一遍
Can you repeat again? I can't hear clearly.
耍我？
Are you fooling me?
想偷窥呀？
Do you want peeping?
神龙摆尾
Watch out!
摆什么…
How dare you!
我压死你
I wanna kill you!
你妈的 你这样子插我
Damn it, how dare you stab me like this?
你来真的是吗？你妈的
Do you mean it?
不是插 是劏呀
It's not stabbing, I am going to open you!
看什么呀？
What are you staring?
我跟你拼命
I want to kill you!
不要吧 老兄
Please don't!
不关我的事
None of my business.
我知道
I know!
你完了 到我
You are over, it's my turn now.
不一定
Not exactly!
谢谢你才是
Thank you.
你别看扁我
Don't you think I am useless.
抽筋
I am cramping.
这就是林大岳偷拍
These are the dirty pictures of
汤茱迪和程文静的裸照
Judy and Ching.
程文静不止是同性恋者
Ching is not only a lesbian.
还是个精神病患者
She is insane too.
有严重的暴力倾向
She has an inclination of violence acting.
她要杀死所有爱汤茱迪
She wants to kill those who loves Judy
和伤害汤茱迪的人
and those who harms Judy.
所以才先杀王百万
So she killed Million Wong first.
后杀林大岳
Then she killed Taior Lam.
汤茱迪把当晚的情形全都说了出来
Judy confessed the situation of that night.
你不可以爱上那个假的王百万
You can't fall for that fake Million Wong.
我不喜欢人家管束我
I don't want to be controlled.
我做什么自己有分寸
I want to go my own way.
这个假的王百万
About this fake Million Wong.
只有杀了他 我和你才有好日子过
We can have bright future if only he is killed.
你神经病
You are crazy.
我神经病？你变了心才是
Am I? It's you who has changed.
王百万打你
Wong hit you.
我就替你报仇 我就杀了他
I took revenge for you. So I killed him.
是你杀死百万？
It's you who killed Million?
怎么样？我还杀了林大岳
So what? I killed Taior too.
你以为我不知道
I knew it.
他拍了我和你的裸照 勒索你
He took our dirty pictures to blackmail you.
这种人
Such rubbish.
只有杀死他才不会对我们有威胁
Only a dead one would do no harm to us.
原来一切都是你做的
You did everything.
为什么？
Why?
我所做的一切全部都是为了你
For you only.
我现在就去杀死他
I am now going to kill him.
我不许你杀他
I won't let you do so.
你爱上那个臭男人？
Are you falling for that man?
走开
Get lost.
不行的…
No, no...
怪不得那晚她连我都杀
That's why she wanted to kill me.
那晚想用箭射死我的是程文静？
Ching wanted to kill me with the arrow.
为什么汤茱迪要维护程文静呢？
Why Judy wanted to protect Ching?
汤茱迪跟她有好深感情
She has deep affection with her.
一时冲动把责任全部承担
So she took all responsibilities herself.
这个女人真是…
She is...
真是什么？什么都不关你事 对吗？
What? None of your business, you know?
是呀
Yes.
是就行了
That's right.
这案件你做得很好
You have done a great job.
又有一案件的卧底预你一份
You are assigned to another case, to be undercover again.
你开玩笑而已？
Are you kidding?
这个是命令
This is an order!
命令？
Is this an order?
你…
You...
你什么 叫回叻Sir
Be polite, call me Sir.
廉政公署承认错误 对我撤销控诉
ICAC admitted that it was a mistake to charge against me.
现在我复职了
I resume duty now.
是真的 表哥？
Isn't it true?
当然啦
Sure.
复职有什么了不起？
No big deal.
大不了跟我平起平坐
You may have the same rank as mine.
你错了 上级说你经常胡乱打人
You are wrong, the head said that you always bully your subordinates.
现在到你停职
You are suspended now.
所以用不着等到97年
So, before 1 997,
我现在要你好看
You will be bullied by us.
你打我？
How dare you?
打你不可以吗？
So what?
表哥 你不要打了
Stop it please, stop.
干什么？放手呀
What are you doing? Hands off please.
别劝阻他们 让他们打死为止
Just leave them alone.
周星星 有人找你
Chow Sing-Sing, someone is looking for you.
大口狗
Big Mouth.
是你呀？大鼻妹
It's you, Big Nose.
你没什么吧？
Are you fine?
有什么呀？
What?
今晚开派对呀
We are having a party tonight.
我带了很多女孩子来
I have bought many girls with us.
站在这儿干嘛？
What are you waiting for?
还不找多点男孩子来？
Bring some boys to join us.
对 快点呀
Right, hurry up.
好呀 下次吧
Fine, make it next time.
你们玩得开心点
Enjoy yourself.
好
Fine!
等等我呀
Wait for me!