收到了
I read you
MADAM 酋長已經到了門口
Madam, the Sheik has arrived
知道
I see
MADAM 我們的東西擺好了
Madam, we're all set
OK
等一會當我介紹油王夫婦的時候
When I introduce the royal couple
你們最要緊記著 千萬不要碰著皇后的手
remember not to touch her hand
我知道
Yes
怎麼樣？MADAM
How's it, madam?
你們周圍看看 是
- Just look around - Yes
你好
How do you do?
你好
Hello
這是酋長阿里
His Highness Sheik All
這是周先生
This is Mr Chow
你好
How do you do?
夏利里拉
Harley
連老婆的手也不准人家碰
He won't even let others touch his wife's hand
全世界最大男人主義就是中東人
Real male chauvinists the Middle East men are!
如果你碰他的老婆 我看他會把你殺掉
He may kill you if you touch his wife
為什麼沒有了畫面？
Why is there no picture?
怎麼樣？行了嗎？阿葉
How's it? Okay now? Yip
行了
It's OK
老兄 一定要跟我賣命 一次過OK呀
Buddy, risk your life for me once & for all
行了
OK
埋位 一次過OK呀 預備
- Back to position - Once OK, ready
機器行了嗎？
Is the machine OK?
行了 OK 開拍
- Yes - Ok, shoot
一會叫我開麥拉的時候
I shout 'Camera'
你們三個在上面推窗跳下來 OK ?
you jump down from the window
小心呀
Careful
動作
Action
掩護我
Keep me covered
你幹什麼？
What the hell are you doing?
你竟然敢膽碰我的太太？走
Don't you dare touch my wife? Get out
你這個死仆街
You so of a bitch
不要開槍
Don't shoot
霸王花這個計劃大家已經看過了
You've already read this Project
去不去就要立刻作出決定
Make your decision right now
我是很民主的 大家發表一下意見
I'm liberal. Be free to express your views
威廉 你認為怎麼樣？
William, what do you think?
其實也不是沒有辦法 最要緊怎樣去做
There's a way, but the question is how to do it
誰不知道廢話就是廢話呀
Nonsense
你講了等於沒有講過
It means no solution then
這個計劃我們沒有經費
We have no funds for this Project
這件事你不用擔心
Don't worry
我準備把你部門的錢拿來用
I'll make use of your Dept's money
有沒有搞錯？
What?
女人手無縛雞之力 怎麼行呀？
What can a fragile girl do?
那你又為什麼每晚被老婆打到口腫面腫
Why have you got a swollen face from your wife?
董SIR 我始終認為找女人做特種部隊
Mr Tung, somehow I feel it's a disgrace to man
簡直是侮辱了我們男人的名譽
to have girls undertake the mission of a Commando
不要只是顧著男人的名譽
What about
女人也有名譽的
the face of a girl?
阿里夫人被你們一個一個的壓著
You did that to Lady All
連她的貞節牌坊也壓破了
You'll damage her arch of chastity
她回到中東要浸豬籠的 知道嗎？
She may get punished back home
老闆 我們撲過去都是為了救人
Boss, we meant well
這種事也怪我們 正一野蠻人
Don't blame us. Barbarian
最糟的是我們香港要賺野蠻人的錢
The trouble is we've to earn money from Brabarians
今早鄧議員對我說
This morning Councillor Teng told me
阿里酋長國打電信來取消所有的訂單
The Sheikdom had telexed to cancel all orders
這件事我被貿易發展局嚴重指責
The Trade Development Council took me to task
總之我認為霸王花能勝任一些…
Anyway, I think the female squad
男子所不能勝任的工作
can do jobs beyond the ability of man,
所以有絕對成立的必要
and we must form it
大家有什麼意見？
Any comment?
沒有了？一致通過
No. Unanimously passed
請胡小姐進來
Show Miss Wu in
胡小姐 我們經過慎重考慮 一致通過
Miss Wu, after serious consideration
成立女子特警隊霸王花
we decided to create a women's squad
你已經正式被委任做霸王花教官
You've been appointed the Training Officer
恭喜你
Congratulations
THANK YOU SIR
Thank you, Sir
彼得 到了英國記得寫信給我呀
Peter, remember to write me from England
這些錢你放在身邊用吧
Keep this
比蒂 我是有骨氣的
Betty, I have self-respect
這次我去英國的旅費學費全部都是你的
I'm grateful to you far having paid for
我已經很感激了 這些錢…
my travel expenses and tuition. I can't
彼得 你也要生活的
Peter, you need it for a living
現在我只有這麼一點點
This is all I've got
不過以後我會每個月匯錢給你的
But I'll remit to you regularly each month
只要你用功讀書我就心滿意足了
Study hard, and that's all I want from you
比蒂 我彼得在英國拿了畢業文憑後
Betty, after I get my diploma in England
一定用勞斯萊斯來迎娶你
I'll marry you and use a Rolls Royce to
我要你風風光光嫁給我
collect you as my bride
是什麼？
What's this?
防皺紋的 很有效
It's good for preventing wrinkles
是呀 真的沒有了皺紋
Right, you've no more lines
我幾乎不認得你了
I can hardly recognize you
我什麼時候有皺紋呀 預防之用嘛
I've never had any lines
這隻牌子叫什麼名字？
What's this brand?
叫PRINERA , P . R .I. N . E . R . A
Prinera, P.R.I.N.E.R.A.
你不就是阿美？
Aren't you May?
你還記不記得那個時候…
Remember the one punished
在學堂被教官罰的那個
by that Training Officer?
那個紅花鬼母老姑婆 你記不記得呀
Rememeber that old foreign maid?
是呀 我認得你了 難怪這麼熟口熟面
Yes, you.Iook familiar
最壞是你 放辣椒油在她的唇膏裡
You put chili essence into her lipstick
辣得她連嘴也腫起來
and even her mouth got swollen as a result
都是她不好 誰叫她這麼串呀
Only because she was cocky
我以前入營 有個叫香雞腳更要壞
Formerly we were nastier to Slender Leg in c Camp
我們合作扮她的男朋友寫信給她
We faked a letter from her boyfriend
說要跟她分手
wanting to part from her
害得她哭得雙眼也腫起來
She wept till her eyes got swollen
好極 下次我們又用這方法對付新教官
Good. Use this gimmick to cope with the new Training Officer
愛媚是出名玩死教官的 最多這種橋段
Amy, there's no better gimmick than this
好呀
Good
是呀 我叫阿美 你們好
I'm May. How do you do?
HELLO 我叫嘉倫
Hello, I'm Karen
我叫愛媚
I'm Amy
我叫阿琳
I'm Ailene
我叫阿敏
I'm Amin
你好 你好
- How do you do? - How do you do?
我叫愛媚 你呢？
My name's Amy. What's yours?
我叫阿珍
I'm Jean
你呢？
What's your name?
我叫愛蓮
I'm Irene
你呢？
What's your name?
我叫教官
I'm the Training Officer
你們可以叫我胡教官 或者MADAM
Just call me Madam Wu, or Madam
不過你們叫我的時候要立正
Salute when you address me
時間到了 起程入營
Time's up. Start out for the Camp
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
你糟了 得罪了MADAM
Bad, you've offended Madam
你知不知道這個世界最小器的是什麼人？
You know who's the most narrow-minded?
女人
A woman
你知不知道最陰毒是什麼人呀？
You know who's the most wicked?
女人
A woman
寧得罪君子莫得罪什麼人呢？
It's better to offend a gentleman than?
女人
A woman
祝你好運了
Good luck
你知不知道這個世界上
Do you know
被人稱讚就沾沾自喜的是什麼人呀？
who takes the most delight at compliments?
MADAM
Madam
MADAM 你的皮膚很柔滑
Madam, your skin's so smooth
是嗎？我平時沒有修飾的
Is it? I normally have no make up
簡直是天生麗質
You're a born beauty
MADAM 我想來想去都想不通
Madam, you're such a young
你小小年紀做了教官
Training Officer
你可不可以告訴我一些秘訣呀？
Can you tell me your secret?
做事不要每樣都揸正來做
Don't always stick to rules
有時候要得過且過 你會不會呀？
Be a bit flexible. Can you do that?
會
Yes
有功就懂得領 有鏤就懂得卸 你會呀？
Can you get credit and avoid responsibility?
會
Yes
對待上司隨時隨地都要說些奉承的說話
Flatter your superior all the time
你會不會呀？
Can you do that?
這種事情我簡直可以開館授徒
I'm expert at all this
最要緊是將你現在最精的那三樣處世之道
Most important of all
由今天起全部改掉
you abandon all these ways of doing things
這個就是你成功的秘訣
That's the secret of success
謝謝MADAM指教
Thank you, Madam
車裡面的是什麼人呀？
Who's it inside?
霸王花
The Female Commando
將來我們一定要好像他們這麼能幹
We must try to be as capable as they are
這麼簡單的事情你就已經滿足了？
Are you satisfied with such a trifle?
好勁呀
Fantastic
很英俊呀
Good-looking
好粗大呀
So big
你說什麼？
What did you say?
你們不要誤會 我是說那枝炮很粗大
Don't misunderstand. I mean that cannon
MADAM 早晨
Morning, Madam
簡SIR 你好
Mr Kan, how do you do?
這班就是由數以千計的女警中…
Are they chosen from
挑選出來的霸王花？
a thousand policewomen?
是
Yes
真是天真活潑 佻皮可愛
They're sprightly, cute and adorable
是呀
Yes
她們也不及你天真無邪 冰雪聰明呀
They're not as smart as you are
既然我們飛虎隊和霸王花大家是隔壁鄰舍
Our Tiger Squad is now your neighbor
以後不用客氣了 有事需要幫忙的話
Be free to come to me
隨時找我簡某人就可以了
whenever you need any help
我們可以開車了嗎？簡某人
We can drive now, Kan?
OK THANK YOU
OK, thank you
好臭呀 好臭呀
It stinks, it stinks
簡SIR踩屎 好臭呀
Mr Kan, it stinks
警隊在日常執行任務中
Male policemen usually
通常由男警負責行動
handle operations
你們知不知道原因？
You know why?
你說 性別歧視
- You tell me - Sex discrimination
錯 是男性的體力比女性強
No, a man's physically stronger than a woman
所以在正常情形之下
So normally,
女警主要是負責支援任務
a woman's for backup jobs
但是在某些特殊情況之下
But under certain circumstances
例如重要人物在公眾場所活動的保安工作
She may take charge of security when a VIP appears
或者去拯救被綁匪挾持的人質
or go to rescue a hostage
如果由經過嚴格訓練的女警去執行
A policewoman with strict training
這些任務的話 可能會有更完美的效果
may carry out these assignments better
這個就是成立霸王花的原因
That's the purpose of this Female Commando unit
我的職責就是負責訓練和指揮霸王花
My duty is to have it complete the A level
完成英國SAS特種部隊A LEVEL訓練課程
training course per England's SAS Commando
清不清楚？
Understand?
清楚 MADAM
Yes, Madam
在整個訓練過程中
The full training includes physical fitness
包括體能、射擊、突擊、拯救這幾個項目
shooting, raid and rescue
但是並沒有包括用色誘男人 明白了嗎？
It doesn't include sex appeal. Understand?
明白 MADAM
Yes, Madam
你還不把唇膏胭脂抹去
Now, wipe off the lipstick and rouge
想靠害呀？放這麼大的石頭進去
Why are you putting such a big stone in?
我後面的那個人也害得我好慘呀
That person behind me is hurting me badly too
好 大家靠害好了
Well, tit for tat
立正
Attention
加上大家手上拿著的石頭來回跑山十次
With the load in your hands, walk 1 0 legs
開始
Start
糟了
My God
好辛苦 好辛苦
It's real hard
往上跑
Walk up
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
到了 到了
We're arriving
不要阻礙我
Don't be in my way
不要撞我 不要阻礙我
- Don't hit me - Don't be in my way
MADAM 剛才這半個圈算不算呀？
Madam, don't you count that half leg?
不算 再跑
No! go on
我幫你搽藥酒好了
Let me rub it on you
不用 我自己可以了
No need, I'll do it myself
MADAM的訓練真是收買人命
Madam's training program is killing us
我現在的手手腳腳
I'm now like one
簡直好像從十八樓跌下來一樣
fallen from on high
散了
I'm finished
今天才是第一天 以後不知道怎樣捱下去
Today's the first day. How can I go on?
捱什麼呀？今天的訓練只是小兒科
Today's training is only kid stuff
今天才好像剛剛做完熱身
It's just like a warm-up
不是吧 這麼快就殘了
Are you worn out so soon?
不是 還有一個沒有殘
No, someone is still in shape
學學別人 這麼孱弱怎能做霸王花呀
Follow her example You're too fragile to be a member
幹什麼？
What are you doing?
你還坐在這裡？
Why are you still sitting there?
MADAM找得你好苦呀
Madam wants to see you
是嗎？
Does she?
是呀
Yes
我男朋友寄了封情信給我
A letter from my boyfriend
要不要知道說什麼呀？
Want to read it?
讓我來吧
Let me
老婆仔 你可否知我想得你很辛苦呀
Darling, you know how I miss you?
比廿四味還要苦呀
I miss you more than anything in this world
真老土
How obsolete
假如你是一個鉛筆筒
If you were a pencil sharpener
我願意做一枝鉛筆 在你心頭插呀插
I'd rather be a pencil in your heart
假如你是一塊黑板
If you were a blackboard
我願做一個粉擦 在你身上擦呀擦…
I'd rather be your chalk
真老土
How obsolete
這句更精彩呀
Isn't this okay?
假如你是一個痰盂
If you were a pisspot
那麼我唯有做一篤尿
I'd rather be urine
真核突
How awkward
MADAM 你找我有事？
Madam, looking for me?
沒有 這麼晚還不回去睡？
No. why are you not in bed?
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
老公仔每晚為你流的眼淚 足夠把你浸死
Your darling's tears might even drown you
你男朋友寫的信很核突呀
Your boyfriend's love letter is awkward
希望與比蒂渡過千億個晚上的彼得上
Wish to spend billion nights with Betty from Peter
比蒂的？
What about Betty?
還給我
Return it to me
你們太缺德了
You really have no ethics
信是從地上拾回來的
I picked it
我怎麼知道是她男朋友的
I didn't know it was from her boyfriend
我恨死你們兩個
I hate your guts
開心啦 你們兩個 激得比蒂哭了
Well, gloat now. Betty's now crying
剛才笑得最大聲的是你呀
You laughed the loudest just now
我去洗澡
I'll go and take a bath
左右…
Left, right...
士碌架呀
Snooker
SET到你暈
I'll set you like hell
三箍鍾呀
Three crew hours
搽CHOK粉呀
Apply the chalk
打到悶呀
I'll getting bored
找女人呀
Want girls?
食西餐呀
Foreign fare?
要斯文呀
Be civil
講說話呀
Speak up
要誠懇呀
Be earnest
你們不要亂講話 聽我叫
Mind your speech. Listen
簡SIR 我們一向都是這樣叫的
Mr Kan, we've been addressing your like that
別管這麼多了 總之跟我叫
Never mind. Just follow me
YES SIR
Yes, sir
左右…
Left, right...
一二…
One, two...
MADAM
Madam
MADAM 早晨
Morning, Madam
你班死仔
You bastards
你這個死佬
You bastard
不要跟我說呀
Don't follow me
MADAM左右…
- Madam - Left, right...
一二
One, two...
停
Stop
我的腳呀
My feet!
快點 我肚子很餓
Hurry up! I'm hungry!
你覺不覺得那班男飛虎隊常常盯著我們？
The Tiger Squad's staring at us, isn't it?
你這傻瓜 凡是男人都喜歡看美女的
Men are all the same, idiot
沒理由 我都沒有見過他們望我
But they've never stared at me
今天的小菜很豐富
Today's food is excellent
行了 讓我來
Okay, let me
請你給我一些薯仔
Please give me some potatoes
給我一點咖哩汁
Give me some curry
飛虎隊約你們明天晚上去德福溜冰場玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有興趣就來好了
Come if you're interested
飛虎隊約你明天晚上去德福溜冰場玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有興趣就來好了
Come if you're interested
飛虎隊約你明天晚上去德福溜冰場玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有興趣就來好了
Come if you're interested
飛虎隊約你明天晚上去德福溜冰場玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有興趣就來好了
Come if you're interested
飛虎隊約你明天晚上去德福溜冰場玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有興趣就來好了
Come if you're interested
明天晚上去德福溜冰場有興趣就來吧
Come if you're interested
你不是有話跟我說的嗎？
Don't you want to talk to me?
以你的身形
Your size says
你的食量一定是相對的提高 所以…
you eat a lot
私人送給你的
Take this from me
真無聊 我正在考慮去不去
I was just considering whether to go or not
你的意思怎樣？
What do you say?
好呀
Okay
豈有此理 分明是嫌我肥胖不約我
Outrageous! He's counting me out because I'm fat
你說我是不是很胖？
Amy I too fat?
愛媚 你不要動氣
Amy, don't get excited
溜冰場是公眾場所
Just follow us
到時你跟我們一起去就行了
The skating Rink's open to everybody
不要這麼生氣了 吃飯吧
Calm down. Eat
你們明天去不去？
Are you going tomorrow?
到也是聽他們講些鹹濕笑話
To listen to their dirty jokes?
還要作大 並且連粗口也爆出來
They may even use abusive language
還有呀
Their wolfish looks
看他們韓居居溝我們的樣子更難受呀
are nauseating
究竟你們去不去呀？
Are you going or not?
當然去呀 為什麼不去呀？
Of course, why not?
比蒂 你明天去不去？
Are you going too, Betty?
明天我想留在宿舍裡清靜一下
I'll have peace in the Dormitory
什麼？你明天晚上又寫信？
What? Are you going to write again tomorrow night?
你每晚都是寫信 會不會厭呀？
Don't you feel bored writing every night?
不是呀 如果找到一個…
No, if I had someone
值得每晚寫信的 會很開心的
nice to write to
看看那邊 別吵
- Look over there - Quiet
在那邊呀
Over there
來吧
Come on
以防兄弟爭食引起混亂
To avoid conflict between the brothers
喜歡誰就跟誰握手落訂 明白嗎？
Shake hands with whoever you like. Understand?
上
Come on
握手吧 握手吧
Shake hands, shake hands
這隻手是我的呀
This is my hand
四號鞋
No. 4 skates
剛才阿賓跟你握手呀
Ben was shaking hands with you
雄仔也跟你握手 他很英俊
And Hung, too. He's handsome
是不是英俊不要緊
That makes no difference if
最緊要是照顧家庭和疼愛子女
he loves families and children
發完姣了沒有？
Have you finished?
你們可不可以給回一點女性的尊嚴呀
Can't you be civil like a decent lady?
剛才他們這樣跟我們握手
They shook hands with you
簡直好像買貨落訂
Iike businessmen
所以我由始至終都…
So from beginning to end...
沒有人肯跟我握手
no one would shake hands with me
阿珍 我是不是生得很醜呀？
Jean, am I ugly?
不是 你還有內在美
No, you have innate beauty
阿珍 其實那個阿文也不錯呀
Jean, Man is not bad after all
為什麼你不跟他握手呢？
Why didn't you shake hands with him?
阿珍這招叫欲迎先拒
She was only acting
最怕阿文是聲東擊西呀
She was afraid Man had another target
什麼叫聲東擊西呀？
What do you mean?
通常一個男仔表面上是追一個女仔
A boy usually pays attention to the girl
其實他喜歡的是隔壁的女孩子
next to the one he likes
這叫聲東擊西 又叫激將法
This is a kind of strategy in wooing
剛才誰站在阿珍的隔壁？
Who was standing next to Jean?
就是我
Myself
阿珍不理睬你
Jean won't care of you
是呀 阿文你衰了
Man, you're damned
好 我跟你們打賭一千元
Well, I'll bet $1000 with you
我說我一定連阿珍也可以溝到
I'll win the heart of Jean too
阿文的一半是我的
Man's half mine
成交
That's a deal
嘉倫 你會不會溜冰呀？
Karen, can you skate?
不會
No
我教你
I'll show you
好
Okay
阿琳 你會不會溜冰呀？
Ailene, can you skate?
不會
No
我教你吧
I'll show you
好
Okay
你看看 簡直就是人肉市場
Look, it's just like a human flesh market
你會不會溜冰呀？
Can you skate?
我絕對不會
No, not at all
那就好了
Good
請你幫我拿著
Hold this for me, please
來 我教你
Come on, let me show you
會不會溜冰呀？
Can you skate?
不會
No
我教你吧
I'll show you
好呀
Okay
原來你和我一樣只有內在美
So both you and I only have innate beauty
我想去洗手間
I'm going to the toilet
好 慢走
Okay, take care
嘉倫
Karen
廁所裡面不一定會有廁紙的
There may not be tissue inside
不如我出外面買包紙巾給你抿屎
Let's go out to buy some
又發脾氣了
Displeased again?
真核突 這樣難聽的話也會說出來
You're hopeless
什麼難聽呀 這叫實際
I'm being straightforward
還是我們合得來一點
We can get along better
出去耍樂吧
Go and skate
有沒有搞錯？
What's wrong?
什麼事？
What's it?
在我褲袋拿樽藥給我吃
Get the bottle of medicine from my pocket
你怎麼樣？
How do you feel?
謝謝你救了我一命
Thanks for your help
舉手之勞嘛
Don't mention it
我叫朗奴 不知道你叫什麼名字？
I'm Ronald. What's your name?
我叫嘉倫
I'm Karen
如果我想請救命恩人喝杯咖啡或茶
Would it be alright for me to
算不算是個過分的要求呀？
buy my benefactor a cup of tea or coffee?
不可以喝可樂嗎？
Can't I have a Coke?
不好意思 我進去拿些東西
Excuse me. I'll go in to get something
怎樣呀？怎樣呀？
How's it?
剛才阿珍躲在這裡望了你九次呀
Jean hid here & stared at you 9 times
走到這裡就望了你二十一次
and 21 times over here
由這裡走到那裡 走來走去都是望著你
She paced up and down gazing at you
總共望了你五十二次呀
She was disappointed 52 times
還有 她站在這裡
And she stood over there
就是那裡 你抱著阿美的
That's where you were holding May
糟了 她手上的汽水變了這樣子呀
Oh, the soft drink in her hand has changed
剛才她還作狀
She was still putting on airs just now
阿叔一天不餓她 她也不知道怕
I must starve her to scare her
你什麼時候餵她呀？
Since when have you fed her?
阿叔一天還沒將她的自尊心完全摧毀之前
I'll never feed her till
不要夢想我會餵她
I've hurt her pride completely
走呀
Go now
為什麼不出去玩？
Why don't you go out?
你知道該怎樣做的了？
You know what to do?
阿文一會在台上唱歌 我們一起傍著他
Let's boost Man when he appears to sing
各位 我現在要送一首歌…
Ladies & gentlemen,
給場內的一個女孩子
I'll dedicate a song to a girl
出去看看
Go out and see
不去
No
♪ 你不要不要再經過 ♪
♪ Don't ever, every pass through again ♪
♪ 你經過經過我就傻 ♪
♪ or you'll make me mad ♪
♪ 如電流電流電流震我 ♪
♪ You shock me like electric waves ♪
♪ 火山火山火山噴我 ♪
♪ You spit at me like volcanco ♪
♪ 我請你請你快經過 ♪
♪ Please, please go away ♪
♪ 我驚我驚我會出錯 ♪
♪ I'm afraid I may go astray ♪
♪ 如逗留逗留逗留引我 ♪
♪ If you stay to lure me ♪
♪ 我開始開始不想放過 ♪
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
♪ 你的小嘴願能吻過 ♪
♪ Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth ♪
♪ 你的小手願能永遠拖 ♪
♪ Wish I could touch your slim hand ♪
♪ 你的纖腰願能細細摸 ♪
♪ Wish I could caress your slender waist ♪
♪ 完全不管對不管錯只因你迫我惹禍 ♪
♪ I couldn't care less, for you set me up ♪
♪ 你不要不要再經過 ♪
♪ Don't ever, every pass through again ♪
♪ 你經過經過我就傻 ♪
♪ or you'll make me mad ♪
♪ 如電流電流電流震我 ♪
♪ You shock me like electric waves ♪
♪ 火山火山火山噴我 ♪
♪ You spit at me like volcanco ♪
♪ 我請你請你快經過 ♪
♪ Please, please go away ♪
♪ 我驚我驚我會出錯 ♪
♪ I'm afraid I may go astray ♪
♪ 如逗留逗留逗留引我 ♪
♪ If you stay to lure me ♪
♪ 我開始開始不想放過 ♪
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
♪ 你的小嘴願能吻過 ♪
♪ Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth ♪
♪ 你的小手願能永遠拖 ♪
♪ Wish I could touch your slim hand ♪
♪ 你的纖腰願能細細摸 ♪
♪ Wish I could caress your slender waist ♪
♪ 完全不管對不管錯只因你迫我惹禍 ♪
♪ I couldn't care less, for you set me up ♪
♪ 你身似身似想躲我 ♪
♪ Your body feels like avoiding me ♪
♪ 你心似心似想親我 ♪
♪ Your heart feels like getting close to me ♪
♪ 如用情盡情熱情愛我 ♪
♪ Love me with all your passion ♪
♪ 我甘心真心痴心不放過 ♪
♪ With a true and foolish heart, I won't let you go ♪
好呀 好呀
Good, good
好呀 最威的是你了
You've made it
嘉倫 我突然間想起一首詩想送給你
Karen, I have a poem here for you
聽著
Listen
為什麼我那毛叢叢的雙腳總向你走近
Why do you hairy feet keep following you?
為什麼我那圓碌碌的眼睛總看著你身
Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?
假如你是天上雷神 我便是地下避雷針
If you were Thunder God, I'd be a lightning rod
你那電波湧進我身
Your charges pour into me
令我心又痕 手又震
and make me itch and tremble
可否給我一吻？
Can you give me a kiss?
這一吻 絕對沒有細菌
This kiss has no germs at all
因為我漱過李斯德林
Because I've taken Listerin
十呀 開哂
- Ten - All
十五
Fifteen
這麼小兒科的枚也猜得那麼開心
What a kids game
年青人的心理
An old woman can't understand
你們又老又皺皮的女人不會明白的
a young man's mentality
好 你夠膽就跟我猜唱歌枚
Play a singing game with me, if you dare
我怕你變豬頭呀
I could make a fool of you
好 我今天將你就地正法
Well, you'll get it
走開一點
Keep away
不准翻臉的
Promise not to get excited
來就來吧
Okay
愛媚 不要再玩了
Amy, let's call it quits
放過她吧
Let her go
我錯手了
I slipped
我要殺你
I want to kill you
愛媚
Amy
你不要太認真
Take it easy
我要殺死你 你不要走呀
I want to kill you. Stop!
I want to kill you. Don't go!
不要阻住我
Don't stop me
追得到 給個錢你買紅棗
If I keep up, I'll tip you
走開 不要阻礙我
Don't be in my way
我打死你 我打死你
I'll kill you, I'll kill you
我摑到你變豬頭 摑到你變豬頭
I'll slap you like hell
真衰 摑我？摑還你
Damn you!
阿媽呀
My goodness
這回把她撻死
This time she's finished
追她
After her
好呀
Okay
我被人打了一嚇
I was hit in the elbow
學學吧
Follow me
霸王花是一支講求群體合作的部隊
The Female Commando calls for team work
為了要培養大家共同進退的精神
To cultivate the spirit of co-operation
由今天開始 你們將會分成兩組
You'll be divided into 2 as of today
進行競爭訓練
to complete in training
訓練之中 那一隊輸給對方或者犯錯
The losing team shall
都要取消假期 留營受罰
be forfeited leave & stay for punishment
大家明白嗎？
Understand?
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
立正
Attention
左右轉
Left and right turn
走
Go
快點 不要阻住我
Hurry up. Don't be in my way
去呀 去呀
Get going
把繩交給我 擲條繩子給我呀
Give me that rope
太慢了 你們太慢了
Too slow, you're too slow
快點 後面的快點
Come on, those falling behind
快點 快點
Come on, come on!
快點 拉住它
Come on, pull at it
跳呀 跳呀不行呀
- Jump, jump - Oh, no!
你有沒有搞錯？
What's wrong with you?
真笨得要命 立正
- You're damn clumsy - Attention
臭八婆
Bitch
返上來
Come back
各位 真對不起
Sorry, everybody
傻的 有福同享 有禍同當
We must stand by each other
這樣才是好姊妹嘛
Then we're good sisters
有福同享就沒有機會了
Yes, to enjoy happiness together,
有禍同當就有很多日子
not misfortune
有沒有搞錯？人家剛剛才抹乾淨的
Damn, I've just cleaned it
MADAM有說過
Madam forbids walking
你們拖地的時候不准人行的嗎？
when your scrub the floor?
我最羨慕愛媚
I admire Amy most
就算她被人罰也找到她自己喜歡做的事
She gets what she wants even when punished
你是說我喜歡擦鞋？
You mean I like "shoe-shining"?
我沒有說 喜歡擦鞋是你自己說的
You said it yourself, I didn't
你很喜歡擦鞋嗎？把這兩對一起擦吧
Good, shine these two pairs
夠了 我忍了你們好久了
Enough, I've already had enough
你們幹什麼？
What are you doing?
不要吵了
Quiet
我從來沒有被人這樣串過的
I've never been shamed like this
她值得串呀 誰叫自己衰了
You asked for it
我知道是我對不起大家
I know I've done you an injustice
我不知道MADAM為什麼會讓你加入
I don't know why
終日負累別人
Madam admitted you
只是會說一聲對不起就可以了嗎？
'Sorry' alone won't help
大家自己人 不要吵
We're all of a family. Stop that
我不是跟她自己人 叫她自顧自就差不多
She cares about nothing but herself
進來
Come in
什麼事？
What happened?
MADAM 其實是這樣的 你看看吧
Madam, look
這些全部都是我由幼稚園到預科
These are the awards I received
取回來的獎狀
since Kindergarten to Matric
關於獎牌真的把你嚇壞
The medals may scare you
全部都是我在運動會裡贏回來的
I won them all from Sports Meets
就是這些也可以論斤計
There are lots of them here
我這雙鞋厲害了 是在長跑裡贏回來的
I won these shoes through a Marathon
還有呀 講起我這件皮草厲害了
And this fur is memorable too
這件皮草是婦女新姿十周年
I got it from the Quiz on the 1 0th Anniversary
家事常識問答比賽 得到的獎品
of TVB's women's program
還有我這條褲…
And these pants...
夠了 夠了
Enough, enough
MADAM 其實你有眼睛看的
Madam, you can see for yourself
我從小到大都是這麼棒的
I've been doing fine since childhood
就算是在霸王花裡
And I'm outstanding
我知道自己是最有本領的一個
in the Commando
我覺得這次因為笨蛋阿琳
I got punished
而影響到自己要受罰
because of idiot Ailene
我覺得是很無辜的
and I feel innocent
那你想怎麼樣？
What do you want then?
沒有 一是MADAM你把她淘汰出組
Either you remove her
要不然就將我轉組
or have me transferred
我不想再被她連累
I don't want to get involved any more
好 你的要求我會考慮一下
Well, I'll consider your request
今晚十時你叫全部的隊員在操場集合
Tell the whole team to gather at 10 tonight
THANK YOU MADAM
Thank you, Madam
阿琳 你出來
Allene, come here
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
你大概也知道因為你的表現差
You know your fellow member got punished
連累了你的組員一起受罰
because of your own poor performance
知道
Yes
你知不知道如果你繼續留在霸王花…
You know your stay
會連累你的組員？
will hurt fellow member?
知道 MADAM
Yes, Madam
不過我會繼續努力的
But I'll try to do better
阿美 你出來
May, come out
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
你可不可以當著這麼多人面前
Repeat your request
再講一次你的要求呢？
in the presence of all
你不好意思的當著這麼多人面前講嗎
Do you feel uneasy to say it in public?
講就講 我認為…
Come on!
我是全組霸王花裡實力最好的一個
I think I'm best of the team
我不想因為阿琳而影響到自己要受罰
I don't want to be affected by Ailene
要嘛把她淘汰出組 要不然將我轉組
Either you remove her or have me transferred
好 大家聽到了 我們現在進行表決
Good. Now let's vote
贊成把阿琳驅逐出組的舉手
Those favoring Ailene's removal raise their hands
既然你的組員甘心被你連累
You may continue
你可以繼續留在霸王花
to stay in the team
用心點
Work harder
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
返回去
Go back
現在唯有你轉組了
Now you've to be transferred
你們願不願意接受質素這麼特出的組員
Would you accept an outstanding member
增強你們的實力？
to increase your strength?
你們不能容納阿美這麼特出的人才嗎
Don't you accept an outstanding person like May?
NO MADAM
No, Madam
既然另外一組不能容納你
Since you won't care to stay
而你又不想留在這一組
and the other team won't accept you
我唯有把你光榮革走
you'll be honorably discharged
你可以去大富豪或中國城碰碰運氣
Go to a nightclub to try your luck
或者這裡有很多組歡迎你
Or maybe other teams may accept you
MADAM 不要將我革走
Madam, don't expel me
霸王花是一支講求合作的紀律部隊
Ours is a co-operative and disciplined Commando
隊員不能有個人主義
Team work,
所有隊員都要共同進退
not individualism, is asked for
我不是要一支特出的霸王花
I don't want an outstanding Female Commando
我是要一束團結的霸王花
I want a unified Female Commando
大家明不明白？
Understand?
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
衰了 人家不受你溝呀
Well, you can't win her heart
今天阿珍真漂亮
Jean looks beautiful today
身旁這個很漂亮 是誰呀？
That one beside her is pretty. Who's she?
就是被你打到變豬頭那個呀？
That one you beat up like hell
遲到還在作狀
You're late, don't put on airs
好 有機會我就罵她們一頓
Well, I'll give them hell when I have a chance
對不起 我們遲到 因為塞車
Sorry we're late due to traffic hold-up
我份人最討厭人家遲到就說塞車
I hate people making excuses
這麼多啤酒杯 來了很久？
Have you been here long?
約一個多鐘頭了
One hour or so
你搽的唇膏很漂亮 在哪裡買的？
Your lipstick's beautiful. Where did you buy it?
愛媚 上次你跟阿南有點誤會
Amy had a misunderstanding with Nam last time
這次玩得開心一點
Hope they're alright now
我從來也沒有當作發生了任何事
I've never taken that seriously
我跟你以後根本也沒有可能發生任何事的
There's nothing between us
跳舞吧
Dance
跳舞 跳舞
Dance, dance
我和她跳呀
I'll dance with her
你去吧
Go then
那我怎麼辦？
What about me?
現在叫你練神打嗎？
It's not spiritual boxing!
不關你事 我又不是跟你跳舞
Never mind, I'm not dancing with you
穿得這麼漂亮 想吸引誰呀？
You're so well dressed. Who you want to lure?
一個重要的人
A VIP
真的？
Really?
所以我遲到了
That's why I'm late
這個人一定是高大威猛 英俊瀟灑的
He must be tall and handsome then
你怎麼知道的？
How do you know?
你看看後面的鏡子
Look in the mirror behind you
我只看見異形
I've only seen an alien
阿文
Man
為什麼這麼久不CALL我呀？
Why didn't you call me before?
我失了你的傳呼機號碼 不如你再給我吧
I forgot your call number. Give it to me now
原來貪新忘舊
So you're promiscuous
阿珍
Jean
阿珍 你幹什麼？
Jean, what are you doing?
去廁所 可不可以？
I'm going to the toilet
女？男？
Women? Men?
一杯大生啤
Big Draft
小姐 你呢？
What about you, Miss?
小妹妹 給她一杯果汁賓治就可以了
Give that young lady a fruit Punch
我不會給你機會借醉失身的
I won't give you a chance to get drunk
我會醉？是不是我喝什麼你就喝什麼呀？
Would I get drunk? Drink anything I drink!
無所謂
Never mind
謝謝兩杯TEQUILLA
Two cups of Tequilla, please
先飲為敬
I'll drink to show my respect
一於奉陪
Glad to oblige
再來十杯 謝謝
Ten cups more, please
是 我現在在DISCO
Yes, I'm now at a Disco
打給男朋友？
Calling a boyfriend?
關你什麼事
That's none of your business
不是 我不是對你說
I was not talking to you
阿珍 是我呀
Jean, it's me
第二個阿珍
Another Jean
你不要生氣 她們只是我的普通朋友
Don't be mad, they're only my common friends
我們明晚看什麼戲呀？
What show shall we see tomorrow night?
推掉他 陪我可不可以？
Turn him down and go with me
那套戲上個禮拜已經落了畫
That show was taken off last week
都應該到我們的戲上映了
Our show should be on now
我對這套戲一點興趣也沒有
I don't like this show
你怕那個女主角被人拋棄是不是呀？
Because the heroine is jilted?
我嫌那個男主角又下流又醜陋
Because that hero is cheap and ugly
HONEY 我今晚還是上來睡好了
Honey, I'll come to sleep tonight
那套黃色睡衣你沒有替我洗嗎？
Have you washed that yellow pyjamas for me?
西蒙 你明天記得幫我交電費
Simon, pay my electricity bill,
賬單放在抽屜裡
it's in my drawer
HONEY 我忽然間很想向你求婚
Honey, I feel like proposing to you
西蒙 我們明天去試婚紗吧
Simon, let's try the wedding dress tomorrow
小姐 你玩夠了沒有？
Miss, have you had enough?
我講電話關你什麼事？
Is that any of your business?
不關我事 不過等我放了這個牌才玩
No, but let me put this first
很好笑吧？你這個也是壞的
What's so funny? Yours is out of order too
兩個都是痴線的
They both are nuts
阿珍
Jean
這個遊戲我們平手吧
It's a draw for this game
你當這是遊戲嗎？
Are you taking it for a game?
如果我說是認真呢？
What if I'm serious?
行不行呀？
Okay?
你行不行才對
Okay for you?
我們霸王花精神 是永不言敗的
There's no defeat for the Female Commando
那就是死頂
You're stubborn
對 是死頂 難道明知是對你有好感
Yes, even if I like you
我也要認低威 認喜歡你？
I won't admit it to humble myself
我早知你是發姣的
I know you're a nut
你說什麼？
What did you say?
發達了 贏錢了 贏錢了
I'm lucky, I've won
幹什麼？
What are you doing?
阿文 你到底都溝到了她
Man, you've won her over at last
我們贏了那班衰仔一千元了
We've won $1,000 from those kids
你醉了
You're drunk
他醉了胡亂說話
He's driveling
我沒有醉
I'm not drunk
我可以試出他是不是醉
I can prove if he's drunk or not
你可不可以講三蚊一斤雞 七蚊一斤龜…
Say $3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise...
你醉了
You're drunk
三蚊一斤雞 七蚊一斤龜
$3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise
你猜雞貴還是龜貴？
Which is dearer?
國語版是西施死時四十四
His Shih died at 44
香港有十九個行政區
There are 1 9 Administrative Regions in HK
辛亥革命是一九一七年十月十日
The Hsin Hai Revolutions 10
我沒有醉
I'm not drunk
我明明和阿文跟那班衰仔打賭一千元
I beg $1,000 with Man and others
講明可以溝到她的
I'll win her heart
你個衰人
You're mean
走吧
Let's go
阿文
Man
美媚 嘉倫
Amy, Karen
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
有殺錯無放過 打死你 打死你
I'll kill you
OK OK
- OK - OK
勝利 完成任務
Successfully accomplished the mission
幹什麼？
What are you doing?
這次的行動失敗了
This operation has failed
MADAM 怎麼會多了一個人的？
Madam, how come there's 1 more person?
那有這麼奸賴的
How crafty you are
任何的特擊行動
Anything unexpected may
都會有意想不到的事情發生
happen to any special operations,
到時你已經沒有機會開口說人家奸賴
so be prepared
因為被人奸一次已經沒命了
Any sly tricks could be fatal
以後要提高警覺
Raise your vigilance from now on
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
跟我做拍檔 不會衰的
Be my partner and you'll have no worries
跟我拍檔也沒有壞
You've nothing to lose to be my partner either
搽點蜜糖
Apply some honey
好 謝謝
OK, thank you
搽了會好吃得多
With it, it will taste much better
為什麼不燒烤呀？
Why don't your barbecue?
不吃了 我想散步
- No more - I'd like to have a walk
好 我陪你
OK, I'll keep you company
比蒂 你有沒有親密的男朋友？
Betty, have you got a close boyfriend?
有 不過在英國讀書 你呢？
Yes, but he's studying in UK. And you?
有一個
Yes
為什麼我那毛叢叢的雙腳總向你走近
Why do my hairy feet keep following you?
為什麼那圓碌碌的眼睛總是望著你身
Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?
假如你是天上雷神
If you were Thunder God in Heaven
我便是地下的避雷針
I'd be a lightning rod on earth
你的電流湧入我全身
You current pours into me
令我心又痕手又震
and makes my heart itch & tremble
你們幹什麼？
What are you doing?
請你給我一吻
Please give me a kiss
我剛剛漱過李斯德林
I've just rinsed my mouth with Listerin
可否立即熱吻
Kiss me right now
你們倆幹什麼？香港同性戀還沒有合法呀
What? Homosexuality is illegal in HK
彼得 朗奴
- Peter - Ronald
打死你 打死你
I'll kill you
不要這樣子 不要…
Don't, don't...
朗奴 現在去哪裡？
Ronald, where are we going now?
等一會你就會知道
You'll see in a minute
總之保證你說好
Anyway, it's good for you
真的要今晚去？
Are you really going tonight?
反正你遲早都是給我的
You'll be mine sooner or later anyway
難道等我到了那邊你才飛過來給我嗎
Why wait to fly me when I get there?
你又說要儲足了錢才可以去那邊讀書
I thought you'd to raise money for your studies
為什麼還要浪費金錢去那些好的地方
Why waste money on entertainment?
就算我到那邊去要捱一輩子的苦
I don't mind working hard over there
大不了每天托十八個鐘頭餐盤
At worst I'll work as a waiter day & night
每天早上還要走十多哩路上學
And I don't mind walking to school
嘉倫 為了你 我認為是值得的
Karen, it's worthwhile for your sake
朗奴 你對我真好
Ronald, you really are nice to me
你肯供我去外國讀書
Don't say that. It counts for nothing
我這樣對你算得什麼
since you're paying for my education
只要你對我是真心 什麼都沒有問題
I don't mind if only you're true to me
嘉倫 聽我說
Karen,
我朗奴在英國拿了畢業文憑之後
after I get my diploma in UK
一定用勞斯萊斯來迎娶你
I'll use a Rolls Royce to marry you
我要你風風光光的嫁給我
I want you to have a big wedding with me
朗奴
Ronald
嘉倫
Karen
彼得
Peter
你不是說去外國讀書的嗎？
Aren't your going to study abroad?
幹什麼？
What are you doing?
幹什麼？
What are you doing?
看你走去哪裡
See if you can get away
我還沒有打你 你打我？
I haven't touched you yet!
比蒂 你放過我
Betty, let me go
嘉倫 你救救我
Karen, help me
不要
Don't!
先生 拿去打他們吧
Take it to hit them, sir
搞惦
Fixed
永留紀念
Keep it as a souvenir
既然你們不需要睡覺 要床板也沒有用了
If you don't sleep, why need this?
你們犯什麼事？
What's your offence?
我們犯了擅離宿舍 違反營規
We violated the camp rules by leaving the quarters
這麼少？
Is that all?
知法犯法 聯群糾黨 出手傷人
You're in a gang fight
應該怎樣處罰？
You know the penalty?
步操到天亮 直至MADAM眼馴為止
March till dawn till Madam's sleepy
你們看清楚自己的證件
Check your passes carefully
動不動就聯群糾黨出去打人
Don't gang up to fight freely
你們當霸王花是黑社會還是烏合之眾
We're not an underworld society
出去尋仇就萬眾一心
You're united in taking vengeance only
如果真的這麼團結
Why accuse each other
平時訓練就不要互相指摘
in your training?
被男人玩弄好‘慘嗎
It's sad to get bullied by men
怪就怪自己學藝不精 沒有帶眼識人
Blame yourselves for your own folly
嘴甜舌滑 會逗人開心的
A sweet-tongued man
並不是代表好男人
may not b good
會帶你去麗晶咖啡館喝茶
You trusted him only
就當人家是終身伴侶
because he took you to Regent Coffee Shop
如果你們繼續好像妹妹仔的心態
With such a children mentality
我肯定你們下次只會重蹈覆轍的
I'm sure you'll repeat the same mistake
為什麼你們每人都是黑口黑面…
Why are you all
像塊樹皮似的？
wearing a stone face?
簡SIR 這麼晚在這裡擺什麼景呀？
Mr Kan, what are you shooting at this hour?
我拍月光
I'm shooting the moonlight
原來拍MADAM胡的八月十五
Madam Wu's bottom? I see
不要這麼大聲 你想全世界的人都聽到嗎
Hush, the whole world may hear it
大家是老友才講呀
Frankly...
其實你這麼喜歡MADAM胡
Since you like Madam Wu so much
可以約她出來逛街、看戲、吃飯及其他
Why not take her out openly?
不用那麼鬼鬼祟祟
Why are you acting so furtively?
你們二十多歲 怎能知道這麼多的事
You're still young, you won't understand
簡SIR 你有什麼壞事我們是不知道
Mr Kan, we know everything about you
你知不知道我剛剛拿了…
I've just got the medal
警界服務二十年獎章呀？
for 20-year police service
你知不知道我這半隻腳踏入了更年期呀？
You know I'm entering the menopause?
你知不知道我這兩年甩的頭髮
You know the hair I permed for the last 2 years
隨便找一把都可以替你織件大褸？
is enough to weave a coat for you?
你知不知道我每次小便的時間
You know the time I spent on pissing
足夠你們圍繞操場跑五個圈呀？
is enough for you to walk 5 legs?
簡SIR 你不用太自卑
Mr Kan, don't be too modest
這不是自卑 是男人四十韓居居
I'm not. A man at 40 is idiotic
我這蒼涼的心境 你兩個怎會明白呢
You won't understand how I feel
你知不知道可憐的象形文字是怎樣寫
You know how calligraphy is written?
我現在知道了 我現在知道了
I see, I see
小姐 要些什麼？
Miss, what do you want?
腿蛋三文治 謝謝
Ham and egg sandwich, please
你終於回來了
You're back at last
是呀
Yes
簡SIR 你看看這個洋妞…
Mr Kan, this foreign lady's
也能跟MADAM胡這麼親熱
so close to Madam Wu
你的男性魅力應該比這洋妞多一點的
Your masculine charm should be more appealing
她沒理由不會接受你的
She won't turn you down
真不真呀？
Are you sure?
珍珠也沒有這麼真
There's nothing
這個世界是會有神蹟的
truer than that
不行的 我一看見她 舌頭就會打結
Well, I feel tongued-tied on seeing her
開始就和她談談普通的問題
Talk about common themes first
然後慢慢談入正題 一定可以的
before coming to the point
把洋妞撇開
Put the foreign lady off
我真害怕你不回來幫我忙
I thought you wouldn't return to help me
不會的 我答應你一定會做得到的
I always keep my promise
什麼時候開始教我的隊員？
When are you going to teach my members?
隨時 不過我怕你的隊員吃我不消
Any time, but I'm afraid they can't stand the hardship
外面的電單車是不是你的？
Is the motor bike outside yours?
是
Yes
請你把車讓開一點 好呀
- Please move the bike away - Okay
我一會回來 OK
- I'll come back in a minute - OK
HIMADAM胡
Hi, Madam Wu
沒有 我有一個普通的問題想問你
I'd like to ask you a common question
什麼？
What's it?
你有沒有打算結婚？
Have you any plans for marriage?
我暫時還沒有考慮這個普通的問題
I won't think of it for the time being
但是一個女人始終都要找個男人來保護她
A woman needs man's protection
我相信霸王花應該是例外的
A member of the Female Commando is an exception
怎麼會呢？不過有這種資格的男人就不多
Impossible, but few men are eligible
最起碼都應該是飛虎隊
He should at least be a Tiger Squad member
我不覺得這番說話有任何理由
It doesn't make nay sense
很簡單 飛虎隊是男人 霸王花是女人
There's attraction between the 2 sexes
男人的身手比女人好
A man's more powerful than a woman
就應該保護女人一生一世的
and he should protect her all the life
這是自然的定律
This is the law of nature
簡SIR 我們霸王花…
Our members will wrestle
明天跟你們飛虎隊來一場搏擊比賽
with your squad tomorrow
搏擊？
Wrestling?
你想怎麼打法？
How?
我們各自替對方選人 三盤兩勝定輸贏
We'll select persons for each other. Best 2 out of 3
好 隨便
Okay
你 出去
Go out
十樽美顏霜
Ten bottles of face cream
你慫恿我打他？
Are you provoking me to fight him?
毒打
Foul fight
十樽呀 十樽呀
Ten bottles, ten bottles
起身
Get up
二十樽呀 二十樽呀
20 bottles, 20 bottles
二十樽美顏霜就可以打到你這個樣子
You got this,
真該死
you asked for it
來吧！
Come on!
好呀 好呀
Okay, okay
她
It's her
開始
Begin
放手 放開我
Let go, let me go
停手
Stop
選了我 你就不用遭殃
With me you won't suffer
怎麼會選我們這麼大隻的呀
They won't choose robust girls like us
為什麼還不動手呀？
Why don't you fight?
打她 打她
Hit her, hit her
幹什麼？阿珍 打他呀
What are you doing? Jean, hit him
小心 阿文
Watch out, Man
為什麼留手呀？
Why are you pulling the punches?
你沒事吧？
Are you alright?
兩個都倒下來 怎麼算呀？
Both have fallen. The result?
本來是阿珍先跪下 不過我不占這種便宜
Jean would've knelt down, but I didn't take the advantage
不如這樣吧 這局算打和
Well, let's take it for a draw
剛才每人勝一局 今天算打和
I win for each just now, it's a draw
大家和氣收場
It ends well for everybody
這局當和 我不反對
I don't object to taking this for a draw
但是今天不分勝負我就不同意了
but I can't agree to let it be a draw
你想怎樣？
What do you want?
我跟你打一局決勝負
Let's fight one game to decide
不是這麼認真吧
Don't take it so seriously!
為什麼你要留手？
Why did you pull the punches?
試問我怎麼可以打我深愛的人呢？
How could I hit the one I love?
我也是不喜歡打我喜歡的人
I wouldn't hit the one I love either
真的？
Really?
多謝指教
Thank you
我們走
Let's go
簡SIR 不要難過
Mr Kan, don't be sorry
不用羞恥 輸給女孩子嘛
There's no shame in losing to a girl
你以為我真的打不過MADAM胡嗎？
You think I couldn't beat Madam Wu?
我手下留情嘛
I pulled the punches only
笑什麼？
What's so funny?
你第一場的失敗就是今天整場的致命傷
Your flop in the 1st match is fatal for the whole match
你不會推卸責任吧
Don't shirk the responsibility
我勇於被人推卸責任在我身上
I don't mind bearing the blame
你說什麼？
What did you say?
我勇於承受責任
I don't mind accepting the responsibility
你也是呀 阿文
And you, too, Man
為了溝阿珍就陣上留手 你簡直…
To woo Jean, you pulled your punches...
簡SIR 我不是…
Mr Kan, I didn't...
你簡直無可厚非
You're not to blame
不過下次不要了
But don't repeat it next time
YES SIR
Yes, Sir
楓仔你真棒
You're OK
想不到你三拳兩腳就把阿琳打倒
you beat Allene in a few blows
謝謝簡SIR賞識
Thank you, Mr Kan
放屁
Nonsense
你認為一個男人重手打傷一個女人
Is it a glory for a man
是一件光榮的事嗎？
to wound a woman?
我們剛才三個人手下留情的打
We pulled our punches
就是因為我們還有憐香惜玉之心
because we were sympathetic to the weaker sex
楓仔 你知不知道人家也有媽媽生的
Don't you know they're also born of mothers?
我知道
Yes
你知道就行了
So much the better
這次是小懲大戒 你自己做三千次掌上壓
Do 3,000 push-ups for a minor punishment
簡SIR 我也有媽媽生的
Mr Kan, I was also born of a mother
這次就是罰你媽媽生了你這個兒子
This is to punish a mother's son
立正
Attention
這位是MADAM羅
This is Madam Law
她是國際刑警行動組的隊長
Captain of Interpol Action Squad
今天開始 她會擔任我們的客助教練
She'll be our guest coach
今天是我跟大家第一次見面
Today's my first meeting with you all
我對你們這三個月來的訓練…
I know nothing
實在是一無所知
about your 3-month training
我很想聽聽你們怎樣看自己的身手
I want to hear about your skills
愛媚 你先說
Amy, you first
還好
Thank God
還可以給人看看
Thank God, there's something to show
還可以算得上水準
And it can be regarded up to the standard
不錯
Not bad
比不錯好一點
Better than the average
你這樣說是什麼意思？
What do you mean?
夠了 你們大家都覺得…
You all feel
自己的身手是不錯的
you're OK
我現在跟大家做一個實驗
Now let me make an experiment
可以測到你們的身手是怎麼的
to see how your skills are
這個實驗叫一枝槍打死四個人
This Experiment is called "One shot for 4"
讓我先來示範一次
Let me make a demonstration
愛媚、阿琳、比蒂、嘉倫 你們四個出來
Amy, Ailene, Betty, Karen, come out
MADAM 不是吧
Madam, are you serious?
放心 拿起你們的手槍走出來
Lift your guns and come out
看著我
Look at me
一枝槍打死四個人…
One shot kills four...
現在輪到你們了
It's now your turn
一枝槍打死四個人…
One shot kills four...
這麼簡單的實驗…
Such a simple experiment
就看得出你們的身手是僵硬遲鈍不堪
shows you're dumb
MADAM 我們學的身手…
Madam, our sills
是用作實實在在的突擊行動
are for real raids only
不是去馬戲班玩雜耍
not for acrobats in the circus
對 我現在就要你們來一次…
Well, here's a real raid for you
實實在在的突擊行動 考驗你們的身手
to test your skills
我要你們明天十二點正去到天龍貨輪
Be on the Tien Lung freighter at noon tomorrow
跟我綁架一個襟頭插著一朵玫瑰花的人
and kidnap someone with a rose
這不是個普通人
His skill can beat
他的身手在香港沒有多少人能和他比
anyone in HK
你們拾回條命已經是幸運了
You're lucky to return alive
小心點 MADAM說那個人很厲害的
Be alert. Madam said that person's terrific
你不讓她誇大嗎？
She must have exaggerated it
就算是真的也不要緊
Never mind
七個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮
Two heads are worse than one
想清楚才說吧
Think before you speak
再說一次
Say that again
七個諸葛亮勝過一個臭皮匠
Two heads are better than one
對了
Right
還說？走吧
Get going
鞋帶呀
Shoelace
阿琳 你怎麼樣？
Ailene, how do you feel?
阿琳不見了 幫手
- Ailene's missing - Lend a hand
不要開了 我們分頭去找
Let's scatter and find her
阿琳
Ailene
阿琳！阿琳
Ailene! Ailene
我們分頭去找
Let's scatter and find her
小心
Be alert
又出這詭計 我這次不會上你的當了
A trick again. This time I won't be taken in
猜中了
Right I am
救命呀
Help!
祖安
Joanne
怎樣呀？有沒有呀？
Well, any trace?
去那邊
Over there
你個縮頭烏龜 我今天要打到你變成肉醬
You chicken, I'll make you minced meat
就憑你們？
With your skills?
MADAM ?
Madam?
就是我
Me
MADAM 為什麼耍這一套呀？
Madam, why make fun of us?
我不是跟你們玩
It's not for fun
如果你們這麼多人都綁不到我的話
If you can't even kidnap me
就證明你們學藝不精
you're not good enough
有辱女子特警的聲譽
And you're a disgrace to the Commando
我要你們全部受到這樣的懲罰
I want you all to be punished
我要殺了你
I'll kill you
你們以為這樣的表現就是霸王花嗎？
Is this performance worthy of the Commando?
今天的訓練是跑步
Today's training is jogging
我知道你們是練過跑步的
You've already practiced that
有沒有搞錯？在這裡跑？ 在這裡？
- What's wrong? This kind of jogging? - Here?
我看過你們的檔案
I've read your file
不過我差一點…
I thought it was the record
以為自己看錯了嬰兒爬行比賽的紀錄
for babies only
我真不明白以你們現在的表現…
You're not eligible
有什麼資格可以做霸王花
to be a member
你們有什麼想說的儘管說出來
Just speak what you have in mind
MADAM 霸王花也是人
Madam, the Female Commando is human
你要我們做些能力以外的事
We can't do anything
我們當然做不到
beyond our power
我覺得你們未盡全力
You have not done your best
不是呀 我連喝奶的力都出盡了
I've already done everything possible
口跟鼻子爭論永遠也沒有結果的
No point in arguing now
我今天會證明你們一向都沒有盡全力
I can prove you haven't done your best
同時我擔保你們經過這次的訓練之後
I'm sure after this training
一定會比以前快得多
you'll make much faster progress
愛媚、阿珍、阿琳 跟我來
Amy, Jean, Ailene, follow me
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
當我叫GO 你們就要跑到對面去
Go to the opposite when I shout 'Go'
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
電油？
Gasoline?
GO
Go
救命呀 救命呀
Help, help!
救命呀…
Help...
我不想被燒死呀 救命呀
I don't want to get burnt. Help!
救命呀
Help!
好熱呀 好熱呀
It's hot, it's hot
嚇死我了你怎麼樣？
- You're scaring me to death - How do you feel?
我相信你們出世到現在…
You've never run so fast
也沒有試過跑得這麼快
all your life
好極
Excellent
嘉倫、阿美、阿敏 準備
Karen, May, Amin, stand by
開始
Begin
如果這個真的是匪徒 人質已經死了
If he was a real thug, the hostage would've died
我不希望再有這種事情發生
I hope this won't happen again
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
聽聞這裡一會兒有個…
I hear there's going to be
很重要的會議要開 你也…
an important meeting
不清楚 董SIR只是說
No idea.
叫我一定要準時出席這個會
Mr Tung only wants me to attend it
還說沒有我就不開
He said it won't be held without me
這個會議很重要的嗎？
Is this an important meeting?
不清楚 或許是吧
Maybe
兩位到了？請進來坐
So you're here. Please come in
這位是國際刑警總警司
This is Interpol Superintendent,
MADAM羅的上司
Madam Law's superior
這是簡先生和MADAM胡
This is Mr Kan, and Madam Wu
幸會
Glad to meet you
幸會 客氣說話不用多說
- Nice to meet you - Please don't be formal
謝謝
Thank you
Heman先生從國際刑警方面收到一個情報
Mr Heman got a tip-off from the Interpol
知道有一班珠寶大盜到了香港
that a jewelry gang is arriving at HK
他們來幹什麼？
What for?
難道參加香港一日遊嗎？
Couldn't be for sight-seeing!
他們的目標就是明晚在金沙別墅舉行的
They mean to attend the international Jewelry Exhibition
國際名設計家珠寶展覽會
in Jinza Villa tomorrow night
到時展出的珠寶總值超過八千萬
The total value of the jewelry
十五套珠寶全部超過四千萬
1 5 sets exceed $40 million
其中最名貴的所羅門之星
The Star of Solomon
它的價值是三千萬
is valued at $30 million
我們這次的任務…
Our mission
是配合國際刑警保護這批珠寶
is to help protect the gems
將這班珠寶大盜一網打盡
A pity we can't get concrete data of them
可惜我們沒有辦法取得這幫…
and capture the thugs
珠寶劫匪的具體資料
at one fell swoop
他們是些什麼人？到底有多少人？
Who are they? What's their number?
到時會怎樣下手？我們還不知道
We still don't know how they're going to act
這件案真棘手
It's a thorny case
我認為很適合飛虎隊去做
I think it suits the Tiger Squad
我已經決定了由飛虎隊和霸王花一起負責
I've decided to put both "Tiger" and Female Commando
這次珠寶展覽的保安工作
in charge of security
不過 這種場合雖然是珠光寶氣
It may be a gem-studded affair
但是隨時都會變成戰場
and it may turn into a battlefield
我恐怕到時能保護珠寶
We may protect the jewelry,
但不能保護那些女隊員
but not those female members
否則的話又恐怕被珠寶大盜走甩
Otherwise, the robbers may get away
我相信每一個霸王花的成員
I think each girl member
都有照顧自己的能力
can take care of herself
我認為那班女孩子
I think those girl
在這次任務中可以幫我們的
can help us
是呀 如果只是由飛虎隊去執行這次任務
If the Tiger Squad is to undertake the mission alone
每個凶神惡煞的站在會場
their awe-inspiring presence
恐怕沒有人知道他們是警察
may arouse conspicuous attention
如果有幾個霸王花傍住一下
With some girls' presence,
就沒有那麼礙眼
they won't be so conspicuous
OK 如果是點綴一下 我不反對
OK, for decoration alone, I don't mind
好 就這樣決定
Well, it's fixed then
實際行動的調配 聽聽MADAM羅的意見
Listen to Madam Law's views on deployment
散會
Dismissed
沒問題吧？
Any questions?
沒事
No
沒想到這班女人打扮起來都像個女人樣子
So they look feminine with their makeup
霸王花的宗旨是服從上級的命令
The Female Commando must obey
完成指定的任務
to complete the mission
跟扮覬有什麼關係？
What has this to do with makeup?
我們今天的任務是做花瓶陪襯你們
Our duty today is to act as your flower vases
既然簡SIR說她們扮得靚
So we've satisfied
我們都算達到你們的要求了
your demands now
我還是不妨礙你們討論部署行動的細節了
I'd rater not hinder your talks on deployment
OK
MADAM胡
Madam Wu,
難道到現在你還不明白我的一片苦心
can't you understand my feeling now?
我不明白你說什麼
I can't understand what you mean
我告訴你
In fact, I objected to the girls
其實我不贊成霸王花參加這次行動
taking part in the operation
是怕這裡隨時都會變成戰場
only because it could be a battlefield
所以不想你們在這種危險的場合出現
I don't want you
怕你會有事
to be in trouble
所有人在這裡都全神貫注保護珠寶
Everyone's concentrating on protecting the gems
你不要說這麼肉麻的說話
Don't be so mushy
MADAM 其實我現在在你身邊
Madam, I'm standing by your side
都是保護一種對我來說很重要的東西
also to protect something important
是什麼呀？
What is it?
裙子這麼短 想引人犯罪嗎？
Such a short skirt could be tempting
我跟你打賭十元 看看裡面是什麼顏色？
I bet $10 with you on the color inside
怎麼可以偷看人家的底褲呀？
could you peep at that?
我會做這下流的事嗎？
Would I ever do such a dirty thing?
我懷疑她有攻擊性武器 看看有什麼
I suspect an offensive weapon inside it
那就要了
You must do that then
我很痛心
It hurts me
我自己教出來的徒弟居然做出這種事
to have such a pupil
我不想的
I couldn't help it
簡SIR
Mr Kan
簡SIR ?
Don't you know
你們兩個知不知道 你們剛才的行為
your behaviour
已經將我簡偉仁二十年來的高潔名譽
has already ruined my years' reputation
毀於一旦了 簡SIR
once & for all?
我不明白現在的青年人是什麼思想
I don't understand the thoughts of the youth
人家穿的底褲是什麼顏色跟他有什麼關係
What's wrong with the color of her underpants?
有什麼好看？我真不明白
Why was it necessary to look at it?
報告簡SIR 我已經查到了
Mr Kan, I've checked it
她的底褲是紅色捆白色花邊
Her underpants are red with white rims
你真棒 我想問你一聲你怎麼會知道
Great. How do you know it?
你真賤格
You're dirty
是簡SIR叫的 還要說？
- Mr Kan told me to do it - Shut up
MADAM
Madam
死仔
Bastard
MADAM 這對鞋是跟政府物資部借的
Madam, we borrowed the shoes from the Govt Ordnance
用來檢查人家有沒有攻擊性武器
to check offensive weapons
我全查過了 沒問題
I've checked everything. It's alright
好 我們依計行事
Okay, let's proceed as planned
有警察 要不要通知兄弟散水呀？
There's police. Shall we inform our men to quit?
知道了有警察更好
So much the better
只要搞惦了他們 就是成功了百分之九十
By finishing them off, we've nearly made it
外邊有誰是警察？
Which people outside are police?
寧死不屈是我們飛虎隊的精神
We, the Tiger squad, never yield
你不說我也不知道你是飛虎隊
I didn't know you were one of the squad
外面還有誰是飛虎隊？
Who else is the Tiger squad?
我一定不會告訴你的
I won't tell you
說不說… 不說…
- Are you going to tell... - No...
不說…
No...
說不說 不說…
- Are you going to tell... - No...
原來這個就是你最敬愛的飛虎隊教官
So he's your most respected Training Officer
真是圖文並茂
What a tell-tale story
即刻通知黑蜘蛛採取行動
Inform Black Spider to take action
我認識你這麼久
You know I never said
什麼時候見過我對女孩子口花花呀
sweet words to girls
不怕告訴你 其實有很多靚女…
In fact,
她們常常對我說很喜歡我
many girls told me they like me
但是我心裡只有你一個
but I love no one but you
真的？
Are you serious?
當然是真的
Yes
MADAM 我心裡有一句話
Madam
好久以前已經想說出來
I've long wanted to say this
但是一直都沒有膽說出來
but had no nerve to say it
無論如何今天我一定要說
now I must say it anyway
對不起 我想你這句說話一定很好聽
Sorry, it must be sweet then
不過我忍了很久 你等一會再告訴我好嗎
Tell me later, as nature calls now
好
OK
MADAM 其實我在心裡一直對你…
Madam, in fact. I've been hiding this...
MADAM 我們相識了幾個月
Madam, I've known you for several months
簡SIR
Mr Kan
不想肚子開個洞就搭住我的膊頭
Lean on my shoulder to avoid getting a hole
你當沒事發生過
Take me to say 'hello'
帶我去跟你的飛虎隊打個招呼
to the Tiger squad
簡先生 你剛才不是說有話要告訴我的嗎
Mr Kan, I thought you wanted to talk to me
現在可不可以說呀？
Can you say it now?
我現在問你 你整天跟著我幹什麼？
Why have you been
你發花癲嗎？
following me all the time?
你照照鏡子 你知不知道…
Look in a mirror
你的面貌長得像一篤屎似的
to see how you look
說 外面還有誰是警察？
Who else is the police outside?
我是不會說的
I won't tell you
搜他的身
Search him
你帶著我的相片在身上幹什麼呀？靠害嗎
Why are you keeping my photo?
我很崇拜你的 簡SIR
I worship you, Mr Kan
崇你的頭 崇拜？崇拜是放在心裡的
Nonsense! Keep it at heart
不用整天帶著相片這麼肉麻的
No need to keep it. It's mushy
你自己也是一樣
You, too
我的至愛？
My darling?
這個不就是剛才那個女人
Isn't this that woman we saw?
簡SIR 不要慚愧
Mr Kan,
愛情是沒有肉麻這兩個字的
don't be shy in love
小姐 有把槍指著你的腰 跟我走
Miss, follow me, a gun's on your waist
小心一點 我還要穿三點式泳衣的
Careful, I've to wear a bikini
走吧
Get going
報告MADAM 一切正常
Madam, everything's normal
小姐 我們一起走吧
Miss, let's go
走吧
Get going
你們兩個也被他們捉了？
You two have been captured too?
我們豈不是全軍覆沒
We're all finished
怎麼會呀？還有我們霸王花嘛
No, there's still the Female Commando
小姐 還是你比較老實
Miss, you're more honest
外面還有多少個是你們的人？
How many of you girls outside?
我說了 我說了
Alright, I'll tell you
我們還有三十幾個霸王花
There are over 30 of us,
阿美、阿琳、阿珍
May, Ailene, Jean
胸部很大的叫阿敏 最姣的叫阿珍
That one with a hefty bosom is Amin, that voluptuous one is Jean
阿文 五尺十寸 有型
Man, 5'1 0". Presentable
阿光 一百七十磅 肥一點
Kwong, 170 lbs., a little too fate
你發姣發到嚇壞人了
Your seduction is scaring
這次可以將他們全軍覆沒了
This time we can wipe them all out
走吧
Let's go
不想肚子穿個洞就跟我來
Follow me unless you want a hole in your abdomen
你是他們的教官
You're their Training Officer
我現在問你外面還有多少個是你們的人？
How many of your men outside?
不說我就把他殺掉
I'll kill him if you don't tell
就算你把他們殺光我也不會說的
I won't tell even if you kill them all
我們會殺完一個又一個 殺到你說為止
I'll kill them one after another till you talk
看你的口硬還是他的頭硬
See if you're tougher than his head
簡SIR 如果我殺的是她呢？
Mr Kan, what if I kill her?
不要 你千萬不要開槍 我什麼都講出來
Don't shoot her, I'll tell you
簡SIR 你太重色輕友了
Mr Kan, you put sex before friendship
我們這麼多人命
Aren't our lives
也比不上MADAM胡一條命重要嗎？
more important the Madam's?
各位嘉賓請留意
Your attention, please
快點說吧
Speak up
來不及了
Come on, time's running out
十分鐘之後 我們還沒回來就把他們殺光
Kill them all if we don't return in 10 minutes
起身
Get up
MADAM羅
Madam Law,
為什麼我們的人不見了一大半了？
why have nearly all our men disappeared?
不要管這麼多了 表演已經開始了
Never mind. The performance has begun
那些珠寶大盜隨時也會動手的
Those jewelry robbers may act any time
大家堅守崗位 不要輕舉妄動
Stick to your post and avoid wanton moves
大家預備好了嗎？
Are you ready?
通知其他人小心點 處處留神呀
Inform the others to be alert
MADAM 叫你小心呀
Madam told you to be alert
歡容一點
Take it easy
該輪到我們的所羅門之星出場了
Now it's going to be our Star of Solomon
真是名不虛存
It really lives up to its name
不要亂來 很容易誤殺無辜的
Don't try anything foolish. You may kill innocents
大家鎮定一點
Keep calm
全部站起來 把手放在頭上
Stand up, hands on your heads
如果你們合作 我是不會傷害你們的
If you co-operate, I won't hurt you
把這些人押在一旁
Put them all aside
如果誰反抗的話就殺掉他
Kill anyone that resists
全部走到那邊去
Over there, all of you
哭吧
Cry
不要哭
Don't cry
閉嘴
Shut up
哭？
Cry?
反轉他
Turn around
你兩個快點出來
Come up quick
行開
Get out
還哭！給我起身
Stop crying. Stand up
不要哭
Don't cry
快點疏散人群
Disperse the crowd
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
快點
Hurry up
珠寶收藏在哪裡？說
Where's the Jewlry? Speak up
別動
Don't move
把槍擲過來 不然我就殺掉她
Fling that gun, or I'll finish her off
這麼久還沒回來 會不會出了事？
Could there be trouble?
總之依照大哥吩咐
Kill them all when time's up,
時間一到就逐個把他們殺掉
as ordered by big brother
房又沒有窗 門又關起來 什麼都看不到
All locked up, we can't see anything
我們撞門進去就行了
Let's break in
不行 太危險了
No, it's too dangerous
我們用定向炸藥
Let's use fixed dynamite
但是我們不知道正確位置在那裡
We don't know the exact location
我有辦法
I have an idea
準備請救 請提供環境
Ready for rescue, please provide environment
怎麼樣？
How's it?
沒有反應
No reaction
怕死鬼 哭一個痛快吧
Chicken, cry your heart out
真是生亦何歡 死亦何哀呢？
Why be sad over death when life's unhappy?
有反應了
There's reaction
我不是哭什麼 我哭是因為對不起班兄弟
I cried because I've let my men down
如果我不是暗戀MADAM胡
Had I not kept
整天把她的相片帶在身邊
Madam's photo
就不會害得你們陪我一起死去
I wouldn't have ruined you
我真對不起班兄弟
I'm doing an injustice to my brothers
簡SIR 我們不會怪你的
Mr Kan, we don't blame you
你帶著MADAM胡的相片在身上
It shows
表示你重感情嘛
you're sentimental
我還是死去了吧 死了吧
I'd better die
我們能和一個這麼重感情的上司同生共死
It's our honor to go through everything
簡直是榮幸之至
with a sentimental superior
是呀
Yes
你們傻得真以為我這份人重情重義嗎
You think I'm sentimental?
其實我無情無義 我該死
I'm heartless, I'm damned
我不忠 我常常用老闆娘的相片來擲飛鏢
I'm disloyal because I used her photo for a dart
我不孝 我爸爸出殯那天
I'm unfilial because
我去了海洋公園坐過山車
I didn't attend my dad's funeral
我不義 我跟你們打麻將都偷看你們的牌
I often rigged when playing mahjong with you
我不仁
I slaughtered my puppy
我養了十幾年的芝華華也劏了來吃
I kept for years for food
我身邊有兩個自己人 三尺前…
I've 2 friends by my side, 3 feet...
我賤格 我拍小電影
I'm dirty, I shoot porno movies
我下流卑鄙 我篤人背脊
I'm mean, I'm a back-biter
我下流卑鄙 我同性戀
I'm vulgar, I'm gay
痴線了 我真卑鄙
- He's a nut - I'm cheap
我下流 我吃不消了
I can't hold on
沒有了
No more
簡SIR 你有很多還沒有說
Mr Kan, you haven't said it all
到你了
Your turn
我也是衰人
I'm wretched too
又有了
Again
我當眾挖鼻屎 我偷看阿婆洗澡
I pick my nose in public, I'm a peeping Tom
我打波騙人錢
I rig when playing snooker
我穿衣服不扣鈕 我穿鞋不穿襪
I dress without buttoning, I wear shoes without socks
我當眾放臭屁
I gas in public
我生痔瘡 我胃潰瘍
I have piles, I have ulcer
夠了 我通知他們繼續引開那些人的視線
Enough. I'll inform them to divert their attention
拿給外面的人
Take it to the people outside
繼續 不要停
Go on, don't stop
我自私自利 我挑撥離間
I'm selfish, I sow discord
我冰雪聰明 我光明磊落
I'm clever, I'm open and aboveboard
我華洋雜處 我風度翩翩
I'm a good mixer, I'm romantic
我含辛茹苦
I'm hardworking
你閉嘴
Shut up
我父仇未報 我反清復明
I haven't avenged my dad I'm an anti-Ching revolutionary
我石破天驚
I set the Thames on fire
恭喜發財
Kung Hey Fat Choy
你們沒事吧？
Are you alright?
沒事 沒事
Yes, yes
MADAM有沒有事呀？
Madam, are you alright?
你有沒有事？
Are you alright?
簡SIR 你有沒有事？
Mr Kan, ar you alright?
我有事 不要動 不要動我
No. don't move, don't touch me
簡SIR
Mr Kan
不要動我 我不行了 不要動我
Don't move me. I can't hold on