收到了
I read you
MADAM 酋长已经到了门口
Madam, the Sheik has arrived
知道
I see
MADAM 我们的东西摆好了
Madam, we're all set
OK
等一会当我介绍油王夫妇的时候
When I introduce the royal couple
你们最要紧记着 千万不要碰着皇后的手
remember not to touch her hand
我知道
Yes
怎么样？MADAM
How's it, madam?
你们周围看看 是
- Just look around - Yes
你好
How do you do?
你好
Hello
这是酋长阿里
His Highness Sheik All
这是周先生
This is Mr Chow
你好
How do you do?
夏利里拉
Harley
连老婆的手也不准人家碰
He won't even let others touch his wife's hand
全世界最大男人主义就是中东人
Real male chauvinists the Middle East men are!
如果你碰他的老婆 我看他会把你杀掉
He may kill you if you touch his wife
为什么没有了画面？
Why is there no picture?
怎么样？行了吗？阿叶
How's it? Okay now? Yip
行了
It's OK
老兄 一定要跟我卖命 一次过OK呀
Buddy, risk your life for me once & for all
行了
OK
埋位 一次过OK呀 预备
- Back to position - Once OK, ready
机器行了吗？
Is the machine OK?
行了 OK 开拍
- Yes - Ok, shoot
一会叫我开麦拉的时候
I shout 'Camera'
你们三个在上面推窗跳下来 OK ?
you jump down from the window
小心呀
Careful
动作
Action
掩护我
Keep me covered
你干什么？
What the hell are you doing?
你竟然敢胆碰我的太太？走
Don't you dare touch my wife? Get out
你这个死仆街
You so of a bitch
不要开枪
Don't shoot
霸王花这个计划大家已经看过了
You've already read this Project
去不去就要立刻作出决定
Make your decision right now
我是很民主的 大家发表一下意见
I'm liberal. Be free to express your views
威廉 你认为怎么样？
William, what do you think?
其实也不是没有办法 最要紧怎样去做
There's a way, but the question is how to do it
谁不知道废话就是废话呀
Nonsense
你讲了等于没有讲过
It means no solution then
这个计划我们没有经费
We have no funds for this Project
这件事你不用担心
Don't worry
我准备把你部门的钱拿来用
I'll make use of your Dept's money
有没有搞错？
What?
女人手无缚鸡之力 怎么行呀？
What can a fragile girl do?
那你又为什么每晚被老婆打到口肿面肿
Why have you got a swollen face from your wife?
董SIR 我始终认为找女人做特种部队
Mr Tung, somehow I feel it's a disgrace to man
简直是侮辱了我们男人的名誉
to have girls undertake the mission of a Commando
不要只是顾着男人的名誉
What about
女人也有名誉的
the face of a girl?
阿里夫人被你们一个一个的压着
You did that to Lady All
连她的贞节牌坊也压破了
You'll damage her arch of chastity
她回到中东要浸猪笼的 知道吗？
She may get punished back home
老板 我们扑过去都是为了救人
Boss, we meant well
这种事也怪我们 正一野蛮人
Don't blame us. Barbarian
最糟的是我们香港要赚野蛮人的钱
The trouble is we've to earn money from Brabarians
今早邓议员对我说
This morning Councillor Teng told me
阿里酋长国打电信来取消所有的订单
The Sheikdom had telexed to cancel all orders
这件事我被贸易发展局严重指责
The Trade Development Council took me to task
总之我认为霸王花能胜任一些…
Anyway, I think the female squad
男子所不能胜任的工作
can do jobs beyond the ability of man,
所以有绝对成立的必要
and we must form it
大家有什么意见？
Any comment?
没有了？一致通过
No. Unanimously passed
请胡小姐进来
Show Miss Wu in
胡小姐 我们经过慎重考虑 一致通过
Miss Wu, after serious consideration
成立女子特警队霸王花
we decided to create a women's squad
你已经正式被委任做霸王花教官
You've been appointed the Training Officer
恭喜你
Congratulations
THANK YOU SIR
Thank you, Sir
彼得 到了英国记得写信给我呀
Peter, remember to write me from England
这些钱你放在身边用吧
Keep this
比蒂 我是有骨气的
Betty, I have self-respect
这次我去英国的旅费学费全部都是你的
I'm grateful to you far having paid for
我已经很感激了 这些钱…
my travel expenses and tuition. I can't
彼得 你也要生活的
Peter, you need it for a living
现在我只有这么一点点
This is all I've got
不过以后我会每个月汇钱给你的
But I'll remit to you regularly each month
只要你用功读书我就心满意足了
Study hard, and that's all I want from you
比蒂 我彼得在英国拿了毕业文凭后
Betty, after I get my diploma in England
一定用劳斯莱斯来迎娶你
I'll marry you and use a Rolls Royce to
我要你风风光光嫁给我
collect you as my bride
是什么？
What's this?
防皱纹的 很有效
It's good for preventing wrinkles
是呀 真的没有了皱纹
Right, you've no more lines
我几乎不认得你了
I can hardly recognize you
我什么时候有皱纹呀 预防之用嘛
I've never had any lines
这只牌子叫什么名字？
What's this brand?
叫PRINERA , P . R .I. N . E . R . A
Prinera, P.R.I.N.E.R.A.
你不就是阿美？
Aren't you May?
你还记不记得那个时候…
Remember the one punished
在学堂被教官罚的那个
by that Training Officer?
那个红花鬼母老姑婆 你记不记得呀
Rememeber that old foreign maid?
是呀 我认得你了 难怪这么熟口熟面
Yes, you.Iook familiar
最坏是你 放辣椒油在她的唇膏里
You put chili essence into her lipstick
辣得她连嘴也肿起来
and even her mouth got swollen as a result
都是她不好 谁叫她这么串呀
Only because she was cocky
我以前入营 有个叫香鸡脚更要坏
Formerly we were nastier to Slender Leg in c Camp
我们合作扮她的男朋友写信给她
We faked a letter from her boyfriend
说要跟她分手
wanting to part from her
害得她哭得双眼也肿起来
She wept till her eyes got swollen
好极 下次我们又用这方法对付新教官
Good. Use this gimmick to cope with the new Training Officer
爱媚是出名玩死教官的 最多这种桥段
Amy, there's no better gimmick than this
好呀
Good
是呀 我叫阿美 你们好
I'm May. How do you do?
HELLO 我叫嘉伦
Hello, I'm Karen
我叫爱媚
I'm Amy
我叫阿琳
I'm Ailene
我叫阿敏
I'm Amin
你好 你好
- How do you do? - How do you do?
我叫爱媚 你呢？
My name's Amy. What's yours?
我叫阿珍
I'm Jean
你呢？
What's your name?
我叫爱莲
I'm Irene
你呢？
What's your name?
我叫教官
I'm the Training Officer
你们可以叫我胡教官 或者MADAM
Just call me Madam Wu, or Madam
不过你们叫我的时候要立正
Salute when you address me
时间到了 起程入营
Time's up. Start out for the Camp
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
你糟了 得罪了MADAM
Bad, you've offended Madam
你知不知道这个世界最小器的是什么人？
You know who's the most narrow-minded?
女人
A woman
你知不知道最阴毒是什么人呀？
You know who's the most wicked?
女人
A woman
宁得罪君子莫得罪什么人呢？
It's better to offend a gentleman than?
女人
A woman
祝你好运了
Good luck
你知不知道这个世界上
Do you know
被人称赞就沾沾自喜的是什么人呀？
who takes the most delight at compliments?
MADAM
Madam
MADAM 你的皮肤很柔滑
Madam, your skin's so smooth
是吗？我平时没有修饰的
Is it? I normally have no make up
简直是天生丽质
You're a born beauty
MADAM 我想来想去都想不通
Madam, you're such a young
你小小年纪做了教官
Training Officer
你可不可以告诉我一些秘诀呀？
Can you tell me your secret?
做事不要每样都揸正来做
Don't always stick to rules
有时候要得过且过 你会不会呀？
Be a bit flexible. Can you do that?
会
Yes
有功就懂得领 有镂就懂得卸 你会呀？
Can you get credit and avoid responsibility?
会
Yes
对待上司随时随地都要说些奉承的说话
Flatter your superior all the time
你会不会呀？
Can you do that?
这种事情我简直可以开馆授徒
I'm expert at all this
最要紧是将你现在最精的那三样处世之道
Most important of all
由今天起全部改掉
you abandon all these ways of doing things
这个就是你成功的秘诀
That's the secret of success
谢谢MADAM指教
Thank you, Madam
车里面的是什么人呀？
Who's it inside?
霸王花
The Female Commando
将来我们一定要好像他们这么能干
We must try to be as capable as they are
这么简单的事情你就已经满足了？
Are you satisfied with such a trifle?
好劲呀
Fantastic
很英俊呀
Good-looking
好粗大呀
So big
你说什么？
What did you say?
你们不要误会 我是说那枝炮很粗大
Don't misunderstand. I mean that cannon
MADAM 早晨
Morning, Madam
简SIR 你好
Mr Kan, how do you do?
这班就是由数以千计的女警中…
Are they chosen from
挑选出来的霸王花？
a thousand policewomen?
是
Yes
真是天真活泼 佻皮可爱
They're sprightly, cute and adorable
是呀
Yes
她们也不及你天真无邪 冰雪聪明呀
They're not as smart as you are
既然我们飞虎队和霸王花大家是隔壁邻舍
Our Tiger Squad is now your neighbor
以后不用客气了 有事需要帮忙的话
Be free to come to me
随时找我简某人就可以了
whenever you need any help
我们可以开车了吗？简某人
We can drive now, Kan?
OK THANK YOU
OK, thank you
好臭呀 好臭呀
It stinks, it stinks
简SIR踩屎 好臭呀
Mr Kan, it stinks
警队在日常执行任务中
Male policemen usually
通常由男警负责行动
handle operations
你们知不知道原因？
You know why?
你说 性别歧视
- You tell me - Sex discrimination
错 是男性的体力比女性强
No, a man's physically stronger than a woman
所以在正常情形之下
So normally,
女警主要是负责支援任务
a woman's for backup jobs
但是在某些特殊情况之下
But under certain circumstances
例如重要人物在公众场所活动的保安工作
She may take charge of security when a VIP appears
或者去拯救被绑匪挟持的人质
or go to rescue a hostage
如果由经过严格训练的女警去执行
A policewoman with strict training
这些任务的话 可能会有更完美的效果
may carry out these assignments better
这个就是成立霸王花的原因
That's the purpose of this Female Commando unit
我的职责就是负责训练和指挥霸王花
My duty is to have it complete the A level
完成英国SAS特种部队A LEVEL训练课程
training course per England's SAS Commando
清不清楚？
Understand?
清楚 MADAM
Yes, Madam
在整个训练过程中
The full training includes physical fitness
包括体能、射击、突击、拯救这几个项目
shooting, raid and rescue
但是并没有包括用色诱男人 明白了吗？
It doesn't include sex appeal. Understand?
明白 MADAM
Yes, Madam
你还不把唇膏胭脂抹去
Now, wipe off the lipstick and rouge
想靠害呀？放这么大的石头进去
Why are you putting such a big stone in?
我后面的那个人也害得我好惨呀
That person behind me is hurting me badly too
好 大家靠害好了
Well, tit for tat
立正
Attention
加上大家手上拿着的石头来回跑山十次
With the load in your hands, walk 1 0 legs
开始
Start
糟了
My God
好辛苦 好辛苦
It's real hard
往上跑
Walk up
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
到了 到了
We're arriving
不要阻碍我
Don't be in my way
不要撞我 不要阻碍我
- Don't hit me - Don't be in my way
MADAM 刚才这半个圈算不算呀？
Madam, don't you count that half leg?
不算 再跑
No! go on
我帮你搽药酒好了
Let me rub it on you
不用 我自己可以了
No need, I'll do it myself
MADAM的训练真是收买人命
Madam's training program is killing us
我现在的手手脚脚
I'm now like one
简直好像从十八楼跌下来一样
fallen from on high
散了
I'm finished
今天才是第一天 以后不知道怎样捱下去
Today's the first day. How can I go on?
捱什么呀？今天的训练只是小儿科
Today's training is only kid stuff
今天才好像刚刚做完热身
It's just like a warm-up
不是吧 这么快就残了
Are you worn out so soon?
不是 还有一个没有残
No, someone is still in shape
学学别人 这么孱弱怎能做霸王花呀
Follow her example You're too fragile to be a member
干什么？
What are you doing?
你还坐在这里？
Why are you still sitting there?
MADAM找得你好苦呀
Madam wants to see you
是吗？
Does she?
是呀
Yes
我男朋友寄了封情信给我
A letter from my boyfriend
要不要知道说什么呀？
Want to read it?
让我来吧
Let me
老婆仔 你可否知我想得你很辛苦呀
Darling, you know how I miss you?
比廿四味还要苦呀
I miss you more than anything in this world
真老土
How obsolete
假如你是一个铅笔筒
If you were a pencil sharpener
我愿意做一枝铅笔 在你心头插呀插
I'd rather be a pencil in your heart
假如你是一块黑板
If you were a blackboard
我愿做一个粉擦 在你身上擦呀擦…
I'd rather be your chalk
真老土
How obsolete
这句更精彩呀
Isn't this okay?
假如你是一个痰盂
If you were a pisspot
那么我唯有做一笃尿
I'd rather be urine
真核突
How awkward
MADAM 你找我有事？
Madam, looking for me?
没有 这么晚还不回去睡？
No. why are you not in bed?
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
老公仔每晚为你流的眼泪 足够把你浸死
Your darling's tears might even drown you
你男朋友写的信很核突呀
Your boyfriend's love letter is awkward
希望与比蒂渡过千亿个晚上的彼得上
Wish to spend billion nights with Betty from Peter
比蒂的？
What about Betty?
还给我
Return it to me
你们太缺德了
You really have no ethics
信是从地上拾回来的
I picked it
我怎么知道是她男朋友的
I didn't know it was from her boyfriend
我恨死你们两个
I hate your guts
开心啦 你们两个 激得比蒂哭了
Well, gloat now. Betty's now crying
刚才笑得最大声的是你呀
You laughed the loudest just now
我去洗澡
I'll go and take a bath
左右…
Left, right...
士碌架呀
Snooker
SET到你晕
I'll set you like hell
三箍钟呀
Three crew hours
搽CHOK粉呀
Apply the chalk
打到闷呀
I'll getting bored
找女人呀
Want girls?
食西餐呀
Foreign fare?
要斯文呀
Be civil
讲说话呀
Speak up
要诚恳呀
Be earnest
你们不要乱讲话 听我叫
Mind your speech. Listen
简SIR 我们一向都是这样叫的
Mr Kan, we've been addressing your like that
别管这么多了 总之跟我叫
Never mind. Just follow me
YES SIR
Yes, sir
左右…
Left, right...
一二…
One, two...
MADAM
Madam
MADAM 早晨
Morning, Madam
你班死仔
You bastards
你这个死佬
You bastard
不要跟我说呀
Don't follow me
MADAM左右…
- Madam - Left, right...
一二
One, two...
停
Stop
我的脚呀
My feet!
快点 我肚子很饿
Hurry up! I'm hungry!
你觉不觉得那班男飞虎队常常盯着我们？
The Tiger Squad's staring at us, isn't it?
你这傻瓜 凡是男人都喜欢看美女的
Men are all the same, idiot
没理由 我都没有见过他们望我
But they've never stared at me
今天的小菜很丰富
Today's food is excellent
行了 让我来
Okay, let me
请你给我一些薯仔
Please give me some potatoes
给我一点咖喱汁
Give me some curry
飞虎队约你们明天晚上去德福溜冰场玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有兴趣就来好了
Come if you're interested
飞虎队约你明天晚上去德福溜冰场玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有兴趣就来好了
Come if you're interested
飞虎队约你明天晚上去德福溜冰场玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有兴趣就来好了
Come if you're interested
飞虎队约你明天晚上去德福溜冰场玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有兴趣就来好了
Come if you're interested
飞虎队约你明天晚上去德福溜冰场玩
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
有兴趣就来好了
Come if you're interested
明天晚上去德福溜冰场有兴趣就来吧
Come if you're interested
你不是有话跟我说的吗？
Don't you want to talk to me?
以你的身形
Your size says
你的食量一定是相对的提高 所以…
you eat a lot
私人送给你的
Take this from me
真无聊 我正在考虑去不去
I was just considering whether to go or not
你的意思怎样？
What do you say?
好呀
Okay
岂有此理 分明是嫌我肥胖不约我
Outrageous! He's counting me out because I'm fat
你说我是不是很胖？
Amy I too fat?
爱媚 你不要动气
Amy, don't get excited
溜冰场是公众场所
Just follow us
到时你跟我们一起去就行了
The skating Rink's open to everybody
不要这么生气了 吃饭吧
Calm down. Eat
你们明天去不去？
Are you going tomorrow?
到也是听他们讲些咸湿笑话
To listen to their dirty jokes?
还要作大 并且连粗口也爆出来
They may even use abusive language
还有呀
Their wolfish looks
看他们韩居居沟我们的样子更难受呀
are nauseating
究竟你们去不去呀？
Are you going or not?
当然去呀 为什么不去呀？
Of course, why not?
比蒂 你明天去不去？
Are you going too, Betty?
明天我想留在宿舍里清静一下
I'll have peace in the Dormitory
什么？你明天晚上又写信？
What? Are you going to write again tomorrow night?
你每晚都是写信 会不会厌呀？
Don't you feel bored writing every night?
不是呀 如果找到一个…
No, if I had someone
值得每晚写信的 会很开心的
nice to write to
看看那边 别吵
- Look over there - Quiet
在那边呀
Over there
来吧
Come on
以防兄弟争食引起混乱
To avoid conflict between the brothers
喜欢谁就跟谁握手落订 明白吗？
Shake hands with whoever you like. Understand?
上
Come on
握手吧 握手吧
Shake hands, shake hands
这只手是我的呀
This is my hand
四号鞋
No. 4 skates
刚才阿宾跟你握手呀
Ben was shaking hands with you
雄仔也跟你握手 他很英俊
And Hung, too. He's handsome
是不是英俊不要紧
That makes no difference if
最紧要是照顾家庭和疼爱子女
he loves families and children
发完姣了没有？
Have you finished?
你们可不可以给回一点女性的尊严呀
Can't you be civil like a decent lady?
刚才他们这样跟我们握手
They shook hands with you
简直好像买货落订
Iike businessmen
所以我由始至终都…
So from beginning to end...
没有人肯跟我握手
no one would shake hands with me
阿珍 我是不是生得很丑呀？
Jean, am I ugly?
不是 你还有内在美
No, you have innate beauty
阿珍 其实那个阿文也不错呀
Jean, Man is not bad after all
为什么你不跟他握手呢？
Why didn't you shake hands with him?
阿珍这招叫欲迎先拒
She was only acting
最怕阿文是声东击西呀
She was afraid Man had another target
什么叫声东击西呀？
What do you mean?
通常一个男仔表面上是追一个女仔
A boy usually pays attention to the girl
其实他喜欢的是隔壁的女孩子
next to the one he likes
这叫声东击西 又叫激将法
This is a kind of strategy in wooing
刚才谁站在阿珍的隔壁？
Who was standing next to Jean?
就是我
Myself
阿珍不理睬你
Jean won't care of you
是呀 阿文你衰了
Man, you're damned
好 我跟你们打赌一千元
Well, I'll bet $1000 with you
我说我一定连阿珍也可以沟到
I'll win the heart of Jean too
阿文的一半是我的
Man's half mine
成交
That's a deal
嘉伦 你会不会溜冰呀？
Karen, can you skate?
不会
No
我教你
I'll show you
好
Okay
阿琳 你会不会溜冰呀？
Ailene, can you skate?
不会
No
我教你吧
I'll show you
好
Okay
你看看 简直就是人肉市场
Look, it's just like a human flesh market
你会不会溜冰呀？
Can you skate?
我绝对不会
No, not at all
那就好了
Good
请你帮我拿着
Hold this for me, please
来 我教你
Come on, let me show you
会不会溜冰呀？
Can you skate?
不会
No
我教你吧
I'll show you
好呀
Okay
原来你和我一样只有内在美
So both you and I only have innate beauty
我想去洗手间
I'm going to the toilet
好 慢走
Okay, take care
嘉伦
Karen
厕所里面不一定会有厕纸的
There may not be tissue inside
不如我出外面买包纸巾给你抿屎
Let's go out to buy some
又发脾气了
Displeased again?
真核突 这样难听的话也会说出来
You're hopeless
什么难听呀 这叫实际
I'm being straightforward
还是我们合得来一点
We can get along better
出去耍乐吧
Go and skate
有没有搞错？
What's wrong?
什么事？
What's it?
在我裤袋拿樽药给我吃
Get the bottle of medicine from my pocket
你怎么样？
How do you feel?
谢谢你救了我一命
Thanks for your help
举手之劳嘛
Don't mention it
我叫朗奴 不知道你叫什么名字？
I'm Ronald. What's your name?
我叫嘉伦
I'm Karen
如果我想请救命恩人喝杯咖啡或茶
Would it be alright for me to
算不算是个过分的要求呀？
buy my benefactor a cup of tea or coffee?
不可以喝可乐吗？
Can't I have a Coke?
不好意思 我进去拿些东西
Excuse me. I'll go in to get something
怎样呀？怎样呀？
How's it?
刚才阿珍躲在这里望了你九次呀
Jean hid here & stared at you 9 times
走到这里就望了你二十一次
and 21 times over here
由这里走到那里 走来走去都是望着你
She paced up and down gazing at you
总共望了你五十二次呀
She was disappointed 52 times
还有 她站在这里
And she stood over there
就是那里 你抱着阿美的
That's where you were holding May
糟了 她手上的汽水变了这样子呀
Oh, the soft drink in her hand has changed
刚才她还作状
She was still putting on airs just now
阿叔一天不饿她 她也不知道怕
I must starve her to scare her
你什么时候喂她呀？
Since when have you fed her?
阿叔一天还没将她的自尊心完全摧毁之前
I'll never feed her till
不要梦想我会喂她
I've hurt her pride completely
走呀
Go now
为什么不出去玩？
Why don't you go out?
你知道该怎样做的了？
You know what to do?
阿文一会在台上唱歌 我们一起傍着他
Let's boost Man when he appears to sing
各位 我现在要送一首歌…
Ladies & gentlemen,
给场内的一个女孩子
I'll dedicate a song to a girl
出去看看
Go out and see
不去
No
♪ 你不要不要再经过 ♪
♪ Don't ever, every pass through again ♪
♪ 你经过经过我就傻 ♪
♪ or you'll make me mad ♪
♪ 如电流电流电流震我 ♪
♪ You shock me like electric waves ♪
♪ 火山火山火山喷我 ♪
♪ You spit at me like volcanco ♪
♪ 我请你请你快经过 ♪
♪ Please, please go away ♪
♪ 我惊我惊我会出错 ♪
♪ I'm afraid I may go astray ♪
♪ 如逗留逗留逗留引我 ♪
♪ If you stay to lure me ♪
♪ 我开始开始不想放过 ♪
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
♪ 你的小嘴愿能吻过 ♪
♪ Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth ♪
♪ 你的小手愿能永远拖 ♪
♪ Wish I could touch your slim hand ♪
♪ 你的纤腰愿能细细摸 ♪
♪ Wish I could caress your slender waist ♪
♪ 完全不管对不管错只因你迫我惹祸 ♪
♪ I couldn't care less, for you set me up ♪
♪ 你不要不要再经过 ♪
♪ Don't ever, every pass through again ♪
♪ 你经过经过我就傻 ♪
♪ or you'll make me mad ♪
♪ 如电流电流电流震我 ♪
♪ You shock me like electric waves ♪
♪ 火山火山火山喷我 ♪
♪ You spit at me like volcanco ♪
♪ 我请你请你快经过 ♪
♪ Please, please go away ♪
♪ 我惊我惊我会出错 ♪
♪ I'm afraid I may go astray ♪
♪ 如逗留逗留逗留引我 ♪
♪ If you stay to lure me ♪
♪ 我开始开始不想放过 ♪
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
♪ 你的小嘴愿能吻过 ♪
♪ Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth ♪
♪ 你的小手愿能永远拖 ♪
♪ Wish I could touch your slim hand ♪
♪ 你的纤腰愿能细细摸 ♪
♪ Wish I could caress your slender waist ♪
♪ 完全不管对不管错只因你迫我惹祸 ♪
♪ I couldn't care less, for you set me up ♪
♪ 你身似身似想躲我 ♪
♪ Your body feels like avoiding me ♪
♪ 你心似心似想亲我 ♪
♪ Your heart feels like getting close to me ♪
♪ 如用情尽情热情爱我 ♪
♪ Love me with all your passion ♪
♪ 我甘心真心痴心不放过 ♪
♪ With a true and foolish heart, I won't let you go ♪
好呀 好呀
Good, good
好呀 最威的是你了
You've made it
嘉伦 我突然间想起一首诗想送给你
Karen, I have a poem here for you
听着
Listen
为什么我那毛丛丛的双脚总向你走近
Why do you hairy feet keep following you?
为什么我那圆碌碌的眼睛总看着你身
Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?
假如你是天上雷神 我便是地下避雷针
If you were Thunder God, I'd be a lightning rod
你那电波涌进我身
Your charges pour into me
令我心又痕 手又震
and make me itch and tremble
可否给我一吻？
Can you give me a kiss?
这一吻 绝对没有细菌
This kiss has no germs at all
因为我漱过李斯德林
Because I've taken Listerin
十呀 开哂
- Ten - All
十五
Fifteen
这么小儿科的枚也猜得那么开心
What a kids game
年青人的心理
An old woman can't understand
你们又老又皱皮的女人不会明白的
a young man's mentality
好 你够胆就跟我猜唱歌枚
Play a singing game with me, if you dare
我怕你变猪头呀
I could make a fool of you
好 我今天将你就地正法
Well, you'll get it
走开一点
Keep away
不准翻脸的
Promise not to get excited
来就来吧
Okay
爱媚 不要再玩了
Amy, let's call it quits
放过她吧
Let her go
我错手了
I slipped
我要杀你
I want to kill you
爱媚
Amy
你不要太认真
Take it easy
我要杀死你 你不要走呀
I want to kill you. Stop!
I want to kill you. Don't go!
不要阻住我
Don't stop me
追得到 给个钱你买红枣
If I keep up, I'll tip you
走开 不要阻碍我
Don't be in my way
我打死你 我打死你
I'll kill you, I'll kill you
我掴到你变猪头 掴到你变猪头
I'll slap you like hell
真衰 掴我？掴还你
Damn you!
阿妈呀
My goodness
这回把她挞死
This time she's finished
追她
After her
好呀
Okay
我被人打了一吓
I was hit in the elbow
学学吧
Follow me
霸王花是一支讲求群体合作的部队
The Female Commando calls for team work
为了要培养大家共同进退的精神
To cultivate the spirit of co-operation
由今天开始 你们将会分成两组
You'll be divided into 2 as of today
进行竞争训练
to complete in training
训练之中 那一队输给对方或者犯错
The losing team shall
都要取消假期 留营受罚
be forfeited leave & stay for punishment
大家明白吗？
Understand?
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
立正
Attention
左右转
Left and right turn
走
Go
快点 不要阻住我
Hurry up. Don't be in my way
去呀 去呀
Get going
把绳交给我 掷条绳子给我呀
Give me that rope
太慢了 你们太慢了
Too slow, you're too slow
快点 后面的快点
Come on, those falling behind
快点 快点
Come on, come on!
快点 拉住它
Come on, pull at it
跳呀 跳呀不行呀
- Jump, jump - Oh, no!
你有没有搞错？
What's wrong with you?
真笨得要命 立正
- You're damn clumsy - Attention
臭八婆
Bitch
返上来
Come back
各位 真对不起
Sorry, everybody
傻的 有福同享 有祸同当
We must stand by each other
这样才是好姊妹嘛
Then we're good sisters
有福同享就没有机会了
Yes, to enjoy happiness together,
有祸同当就有很多日子
not misfortune
有没有搞错？人家刚刚才抹干净的
Damn, I've just cleaned it
MADAM有说过
Madam forbids walking
你们拖地的时候不准人行的吗？
when your scrub the floor?
我最羡慕爱媚
I admire Amy most
就算她被人罚也找到她自己喜欢做的事
She gets what she wants even when punished
你是说我喜欢擦鞋？
You mean I like "shoe-shining"?
我没有说 喜欢擦鞋是你自己说的
You said it yourself, I didn't
你很喜欢擦鞋吗？把这两对一起擦吧
Good, shine these two pairs
够了 我忍了你们好久了
Enough, I've already had enough
你们干什么？
What are you doing?
不要吵了
Quiet
我从来没有被人这样串过的
I've never been shamed like this
她值得串呀 谁叫自己衰了
You asked for it
我知道是我对不起大家
I know I've done you an injustice
我不知道MADAM为什么会让你加入
I don't know why
终日负累别人
Madam admitted you
只是会说一声对不起就可以了吗？
'Sorry' alone won't help
大家自己人 不要吵
We're all of a family. Stop that
我不是跟她自己人 叫她自顾自就差不多
She cares about nothing but herself
进来
Come in
什么事？
What happened?
MADAM 其实是这样的 你看看吧
Madam, look
这些全部都是我由幼稚园到预科
These are the awards I received
取回来的奖状
since Kindergarten to Matric
关于奖牌真的把你吓坏
The medals may scare you
全部都是我在运动会里赢回来的
I won them all from Sports Meets
就是这些也可以论斤计
There are lots of them here
我这双鞋厉害了 是在长跑里赢回来的
I won these shoes through a Marathon
还有呀 讲起我这件皮草厉害了
And this fur is memorable too
这件皮草是妇女新姿十周年
I got it from the Quiz on the 1 0th Anniversary
家事常识问答比赛 得到的奖品
of TVB's women's program
还有我这条裤…
And these pants...
够了 够了
Enough, enough
MADAM 其实你有眼睛看的
Madam, you can see for yourself
我从小到大都是这么棒的
I've been doing fine since childhood
就算是在霸王花里
And I'm outstanding
我知道自己是最有本领的一个
in the Commando
我觉得这次因为笨蛋阿琳
I got punished
而影响到自己要受罚
because of idiot Ailene
我觉得是很无辜的
and I feel innocent
那你想怎么样？
What do you want then?
没有 一是MADAM你把她淘汰出组
Either you remove her
要不然就将我转组
or have me transferred
我不想再被她连累
I don't want to get involved any more
好 你的要求我会考虑一下
Well, I'll consider your request
今晚十时你叫全部的队员在操场集合
Tell the whole team to gather at 10 tonight
THANK YOU MADAM
Thank you, Madam
阿琳 你出来
Allene, come here
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
你大概也知道因为你的表现差
You know your fellow member got punished
连累了你的组员一起受罚
because of your own poor performance
知道
Yes
你知不知道如果你继续留在霸王花…
You know your stay
会连累你的组员？
will hurt fellow member?
知道 MADAM
Yes, Madam
不过我会继续努力的
But I'll try to do better
阿美 你出来
May, come out
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
你可不可以当着这么多人面前
Repeat your request
再讲一次你的要求呢？
in the presence of all
你不好意思的当着这么多人面前讲吗
Do you feel uneasy to say it in public?
讲就讲 我认为…
Come on!
我是全组霸王花里实力最好的一个
I think I'm best of the team
我不想因为阿琳而影响到自己要受罚
I don't want to be affected by Ailene
要嘛把她淘汰出组 要不然将我转组
Either you remove her or have me transferred
好 大家听到了 我们现在进行表决
Good. Now let's vote
赞成把阿琳驱逐出组的举手
Those favoring Ailene's removal raise their hands
既然你的组员甘心被你连累
You may continue
你可以继续留在霸王花
to stay in the team
用心点
Work harder
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
返回去
Go back
现在唯有你转组了
Now you've to be transferred
你们愿不愿意接受质素这么特出的组员
Would you accept an outstanding member
增强你们的实力？
to increase your strength?
你们不能容纳阿美这么特出的人才吗
Don't you accept an outstanding person like May?
NO MADAM
No, Madam
既然另外一组不能容纳你
Since you won't care to stay
而你又不想留在这一组
and the other team won't accept you
我唯有把你光荣革走
you'll be honorably discharged
你可以去大富豪或中国城碰碰运气
Go to a nightclub to try your luck
或者这里有很多组欢迎你
Or maybe other teams may accept you
MADAM 不要将我革走
Madam, don't expel me
霸王花是一支讲求合作的纪律部队
Ours is a co-operative and disciplined Commando
队员不能有个人主义
Team work,
所有队员都要共同进退
not individualism, is asked for
我不是要一支特出的霸王花
I don't want an outstanding Female Commando
我是要一束团结的霸王花
I want a unified Female Commando
大家明不明白？
Understand?
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
衰了 人家不受你沟呀
Well, you can't win her heart
今天阿珍真漂亮
Jean looks beautiful today
身旁这个很漂亮 是谁呀？
That one beside her is pretty. Who's she?
就是被你打到变猪头那个呀？
That one you beat up like hell
迟到还在作状
You're late, don't put on airs
好 有机会我就骂她们一顿
Well, I'll give them hell when I have a chance
对不起 我们迟到 因为塞车
Sorry we're late due to traffic hold-up
我份人最讨厌人家迟到就说塞车
I hate people making excuses
这么多啤酒杯 来了很久？
Have you been here long?
约一个多钟头了
One hour or so
你搽的唇膏很漂亮 在哪里买的？
Your lipstick's beautiful. Where did you buy it?
爱媚 上次你跟阿南有点误会
Amy had a misunderstanding with Nam last time
这次玩得开心一点
Hope they're alright now
我从来也没有当作发生了任何事
I've never taken that seriously
我跟你以后根本也没有可能发生任何事的
There's nothing between us
跳舞吧
Dance
跳舞 跳舞
Dance, dance
我和她跳呀
I'll dance with her
你去吧
Go then
那我怎么办？
What about me?
现在叫你练神打吗？
It's not spiritual boxing!
不关你事 我又不是跟你跳舞
Never mind, I'm not dancing with you
穿得这么漂亮 想吸引谁呀？
You're so well dressed. Who you want to lure?
一个重要的人
A VIP
真的？
Really?
所以我迟到了
That's why I'm late
这个人一定是高大威猛 英俊潇洒的
He must be tall and handsome then
你怎么知道的？
How do you know?
你看看后面的镜子
Look in the mirror behind you
我只看见异形
I've only seen an alien
阿文
Man
为什么这么久不CALL我呀？
Why didn't you call me before?
我失了你的传呼机号码 不如你再给我吧
I forgot your call number. Give it to me now
原来贪新忘旧
So you're promiscuous
阿珍
Jean
阿珍 你干什么？
Jean, what are you doing?
去厕所 可不可以？
I'm going to the toilet
女？男？
Women? Men?
一杯大生啤
Big Draft
小姐 你呢？
What about you, Miss?
小妹妹 给她一杯果汁宾治就可以了
Give that young lady a fruit Punch
我不会给你机会借醉失身的
I won't give you a chance to get drunk
我会醉？是不是我喝什么你就喝什么呀？
Would I get drunk? Drink anything I drink!
无所谓
Never mind
谢谢两杯TEQUILLA
Two cups of Tequilla, please
先饮为敬
I'll drink to show my respect
一于奉陪
Glad to oblige
再来十杯 谢谢
Ten cups more, please
是 我现在在DISCO
Yes, I'm now at a Disco
打给男朋友？
Calling a boyfriend?
关你什么事
That's none of your business
不是 我不是对你说
I was not talking to you
阿珍 是我呀
Jean, it's me
第二个阿珍
Another Jean
你不要生气 她们只是我的普通朋友
Don't be mad, they're only my common friends
我们明晚看什么戏呀？
What show shall we see tomorrow night?
推掉他 陪我可不可以？
Turn him down and go with me
那套戏上个礼拜已经落了画
That show was taken off last week
都应该到我们的戏上映了
Our show should be on now
我对这套戏一点兴趣也没有
I don't like this show
你怕那个女主角被人抛弃是不是呀？
Because the heroine is jilted?
我嫌那个男主角又下流又丑陋
Because that hero is cheap and ugly
HONEY 我今晚还是上来睡好了
Honey, I'll come to sleep tonight
那套黄色睡衣你没有替我洗吗？
Have you washed that yellow pyjamas for me?
西蒙 你明天记得帮我交电费
Simon, pay my electricity bill,
账单放在抽屉里
it's in my drawer
HONEY 我忽然间很想向你求婚
Honey, I feel like proposing to you
西蒙 我们明天去试婚纱吧
Simon, let's try the wedding dress tomorrow
小姐 你玩够了没有？
Miss, have you had enough?
我讲电话关你什么事？
Is that any of your business?
不关我事 不过等我放了这个牌才玩
No, but let me put this first
很好笑吧？你这个也是坏的
What's so funny? Yours is out of order too
两个都是痴线的
They both are nuts
阿珍
Jean
这个游戏我们平手吧
It's a draw for this game
你当这是游戏吗？
Are you taking it for a game?
如果我说是认真呢？
What if I'm serious?
行不行呀？
Okay?
你行不行才对
Okay for you?
我们霸王花精神 是永不言败的
There's no defeat for the Female Commando
那就是死顶
You're stubborn
对 是死顶 难道明知是对你有好感
Yes, even if I like you
我也要认低威 认喜欢你？
I won't admit it to humble myself
我早知你是发姣的
I know you're a nut
你说什么？
What did you say?
发达了 赢钱了 赢钱了
I'm lucky, I've won
干什么？
What are you doing?
阿文 你到底都沟到了她
Man, you've won her over at last
我们赢了那班衰仔一千元了
We've won $1,000 from those kids
你醉了
You're drunk
他醉了胡乱说话
He's driveling
我没有醉
I'm not drunk
我可以试出他是不是醉
I can prove if he's drunk or not
你可不可以讲三蚊一斤鸡 七蚊一斤龟…
Say $3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise...
你醉了
You're drunk
三蚊一斤鸡 七蚊一斤龟
$3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise
你猜鸡贵还是龟贵？
Which is dearer?
国语版是西施死时四十四
His Shih died at 44
香港有十九个行政区
There are 1 9 Administrative Regions in HK
辛亥革命是一九一七年十月十日
The Hsin Hai Revolutions 10
我没有醉
I'm not drunk
我明明和阿文跟那班衰仔打赌一千元
I beg $1,000 with Man and others
讲明可以沟到她的
I'll win her heart
你个衰人
You're mean
走吧
Let's go
阿文
Man
美媚 嘉伦
Amy, Karen
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
有杀错无放过 打死你 打死你
I'll kill you
OK OK
- OK - OK
胜利 完成任务
Successfully accomplished the mission
干什么？
What are you doing?
这次的行动失败了
This operation has failed
MADAM 怎么会多了一个人的？
Madam, how come there's 1 more person?
那有这么奸赖的
How crafty you are
任何的特击行动
Anything unexpected may
都会有意想不到的事情发生
happen to any special operations,
到时你已经没有机会开口说人家奸赖
so be prepared
因为被人奸一次已经没命了
Any sly tricks could be fatal
以后要提高警觉
Raise your vigilance from now on
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
跟我做拍档 不会衰的
Be my partner and you'll have no worries
跟我拍档也没有坏
You've nothing to lose to be my partner either
搽点蜜糖
Apply some honey
好 谢谢
OK, thank you
搽了会好吃得多
With it, it will taste much better
为什么不烧烤呀？
Why don't your barbecue?
不吃了 我想散步
- No more - I'd like to have a walk
好 我陪你
OK, I'll keep you company
比蒂 你有没有亲密的男朋友？
Betty, have you got a close boyfriend?
有 不过在英国读书 你呢？
Yes, but he's studying in UK. And you?
有一个
Yes
为什么我那毛丛丛的双脚总向你走近
Why do my hairy feet keep following you?
为什么那圆碌碌的眼睛总是望着你身
Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?
假如你是天上雷神
If you were Thunder God in Heaven
我便是地下的避雷针
I'd be a lightning rod on earth
你的电流涌入我全身
You current pours into me
令我心又痕手又震
and makes my heart itch & tremble
你们干什么？
What are you doing?
请你给我一吻
Please give me a kiss
我刚刚漱过李斯德林
I've just rinsed my mouth with Listerin
可否立即热吻
Kiss me right now
你们俩干什么？香港同性恋还没有合法呀
What? Homosexuality is illegal in HK
彼得 朗奴
- Peter - Ronald
打死你 打死你
I'll kill you
不要这样子 不要…
Don't, don't...
朗奴 现在去哪里？
Ronald, where are we going now?
等一会你就会知道
You'll see in a minute
总之保证你说好
Anyway, it's good for you
真的要今晚去？
Are you really going tonight?
反正你迟早都是给我的
You'll be mine sooner or later anyway
难道等我到了那边你才飞过来给我吗
Why wait to fly me when I get there?
你又说要储足了钱才可以去那边读书
I thought you'd to raise money for your studies
为什么还要浪费金钱去那些好的地方
Why waste money on entertainment?
就算我到那边去要捱一辈子的苦
I don't mind working hard over there
大不了每天托十八个钟头餐盘
At worst I'll work as a waiter day & night
每天早上还要走十多哩路上学
And I don't mind walking to school
嘉伦 为了你 我认为是值得的
Karen, it's worthwhile for your sake
朗奴 你对我真好
Ronald, you really are nice to me
你肯供我去外国读书
Don't say that. It counts for nothing
我这样对你算得什么
since you're paying for my education
只要你对我是真心 什么都没有问题
I don't mind if only you're true to me
嘉伦 听我说
Karen,
我朗奴在英国拿了毕业文凭之后
after I get my diploma in UK
一定用劳斯莱斯来迎娶你
I'll use a Rolls Royce to marry you
我要你风风光光的嫁给我
I want you to have a big wedding with me
朗奴
Ronald
嘉伦
Karen
彼得
Peter
你不是说去外国读书的吗？
Aren't your going to study abroad?
干什么？
What are you doing?
干什么？
What are you doing?
看你走去哪里
See if you can get away
我还没有打你 你打我？
I haven't touched you yet!
比蒂 你放过我
Betty, let me go
嘉伦 你救救我
Karen, help me
不要
Don't!
先生 拿去打他们吧
Take it to hit them, sir
搞惦
Fixed
永留纪念
Keep it as a souvenir
既然你们不需要睡觉 要床板也没有用了
If you don't sleep, why need this?
你们犯什么事？
What's your offence?
我们犯了擅离宿舍 违反营规
We violated the camp rules by leaving the quarters
这么少？
Is that all?
知法犯法 联群纠党 出手伤人
You're in a gang fight
应该怎样处罚？
You know the penalty?
步操到天亮 直至MADAM眼驯为止
March till dawn till Madam's sleepy
你们看清楚自己的证件
Check your passes carefully
动不动就联群纠党出去打人
Don't gang up to fight freely
你们当霸王花是黑社会还是乌合之众
We're not an underworld society
出去寻仇就万众一心
You're united in taking vengeance only
如果真的这么团结
Why accuse each other
平时训练就不要互相指摘
in your training?
被男人玩弄好‘惨吗
It's sad to get bullied by men
怪就怪自己学艺不精 没有带眼识人
Blame yourselves for your own folly
嘴甜舌滑 会逗人开心的
A sweet-tongued man
并不是代表好男人
may not b good
会带你去丽晶咖啡馆喝茶
You trusted him only
就当人家是终身伴侣
because he took you to Regent Coffee Shop
如果你们继续好像妹妹仔的心态
With such a children mentality
我肯定你们下次只会重蹈覆辙的
I'm sure you'll repeat the same mistake
为什么你们每人都是黑口黑面…
Why are you all
像块树皮似的？
wearing a stone face?
简SIR 这么晚在这里摆什么景呀？
Mr Kan, what are you shooting at this hour?
我拍月光
I'm shooting the moonlight
原来拍MADAM胡的八月十五
Madam Wu's bottom? I see
不要这么大声 你想全世界的人都听到吗
Hush, the whole world may hear it
大家是老友才讲呀
Frankly...
其实你这么喜欢MADAM胡
Since you like Madam Wu so much
可以约她出来逛街、看戏、吃饭及其他
Why not take her out openly?
不用那么鬼鬼祟祟
Why are you acting so furtively?
你们二十多岁 怎能知道这么多的事
You're still young, you won't understand
简SIR 你有什么坏事我们是不知道
Mr Kan, we know everything about you
你知不知道我刚刚拿了…
I've just got the medal
警界服务二十年奖章呀？
for 20-year police service
你知不知道我这半只脚踏入了更年期呀？
You know I'm entering the menopause?
你知不知道我这两年甩的头发
You know the hair I permed for the last 2 years
随便找一把都可以替你织件大褛？
is enough to weave a coat for you?
你知不知道我每次小便的时间
You know the time I spent on pissing
足够你们围绕操场跑五个圈呀？
is enough for you to walk 5 legs?
简SIR 你不用太自卑
Mr Kan, don't be too modest
这不是自卑 是男人四十韩居居
I'm not. A man at 40 is idiotic
我这苍凉的心境 你两个怎会明白呢
You won't understand how I feel
你知不知道可怜的象形文字是怎样写
You know how calligraphy is written?
我现在知道了 我现在知道了
I see, I see
小姐 要些什么？
Miss, what do you want?
腿蛋三文治 谢谢
Ham and egg sandwich, please
你终于回来了
You're back at last
是呀
Yes
简SIR 你看看这个洋妞…
Mr Kan, this foreign lady's
也能跟MADAM胡这么亲热
so close to Madam Wu
你的男性魅力应该比这洋妞多一点的
Your masculine charm should be more appealing
她没理由不会接受你的
She won't turn you down
真不真呀？
Are you sure?
珍珠也没有这么真
There's nothing
这个世界是会有神蹟的
truer than that
不行的 我一看见她 舌头就会打结
Well, I feel tongued-tied on seeing her
开始就和她谈谈普通的问题
Talk about common themes first
然后慢慢谈入正题 一定可以的
before coming to the point
把洋妞撇开
Put the foreign lady off
我真害怕你不回来帮我忙
I thought you wouldn't return to help me
不会的 我答应你一定会做得到的
I always keep my promise
什么时候开始教我的队员？
When are you going to teach my members?
随时 不过我怕你的队员吃我不消
Any time, but I'm afraid they can't stand the hardship
外面的电单车是不是你的？
Is the motor bike outside yours?
是
Yes
请你把车让开一点 好呀
- Please move the bike away - Okay
我一会回来 OK
- I'll come back in a minute - OK
HIMADAM胡
Hi, Madam Wu
没有 我有一个普通的问题想问你
I'd like to ask you a common question
什么？
What's it?
你有没有打算结婚？
Have you any plans for marriage?
我暂时还没有考虑这个普通的问题
I won't think of it for the time being
但是一个女人始终都要找个男人来保护她
A woman needs man's protection
我相信霸王花应该是例外的
A member of the Female Commando is an exception
怎么会呢？不过有这种资格的男人就不多
Impossible, but few men are eligible
最起码都应该是飞虎队
He should at least be a Tiger Squad member
我不觉得这番说话有任何理由
It doesn't make nay sense
很简单 飞虎队是男人 霸王花是女人
There's attraction between the 2 sexes
男人的身手比女人好
A man's more powerful than a woman
就应该保护女人一生一世的
and he should protect her all the life
这是自然的定律
This is the law of nature
简SIR 我们霸王花…
Our members will wrestle
明天跟你们飞虎队来一场搏击比赛
with your squad tomorrow
搏击？
Wrestling?
你想怎么打法？
How?
我们各自替对方选人 三盘两胜定输赢
We'll select persons for each other. Best 2 out of 3
好 随便
Okay
你 出去
Go out
十樽美颜霜
Ten bottles of face cream
你怂恿我打他？
Are you provoking me to fight him?
毒打
Foul fight
十樽呀 十樽呀
Ten bottles, ten bottles
起身
Get up
二十樽呀 二十樽呀
20 bottles, 20 bottles
二十樽美颜霜就可以打到你这个样子
You got this,
真该死
you asked for it
来吧！
Come on!
好呀 好呀
Okay, okay
她
It's her
开始
Begin
放手 放开我
Let go, let me go
停手
Stop
选了我 你就不用遭殃
With me you won't suffer
怎么会选我们这么大只的呀
They won't choose robust girls like us
为什么还不动手呀？
Why don't you fight?
打她 打她
Hit her, hit her
干什么？阿珍 打他呀
What are you doing? Jean, hit him
小心 阿文
Watch out, Man
为什么留手呀？
Why are you pulling the punches?
你没事吧？
Are you alright?
两个都倒下来 怎么算呀？
Both have fallen. The result?
本来是阿珍先跪下 不过我不占这种便宜
Jean would've knelt down, but I didn't take the advantage
不如这样吧 这局算打和
Well, let's take it for a draw
刚才每人胜一局 今天算打和
I win for each just now, it's a draw
大家和气收场
It ends well for everybody
这局当和 我不反对
I don't object to taking this for a draw
但是今天不分胜负我就不同意了
but I can't agree to let it be a draw
你想怎样？
What do you want?
我跟你打一局决胜负
Let's fight one game to decide
不是这么认真吧
Don't take it so seriously!
为什么你要留手？
Why did you pull the punches?
试问我怎么可以打我深爱的人呢？
How could I hit the one I love?
我也是不喜欢打我喜欢的人
I wouldn't hit the one I love either
真的？
Really?
多谢指教
Thank you
我们走
Let's go
简SIR 不要难过
Mr Kan, don't be sorry
不用羞耻 输给女孩子嘛
There's no shame in losing to a girl
你以为我真的打不过MADAM胡吗？
You think I couldn't beat Madam Wu?
我手下留情嘛
I pulled the punches only
笑什么？
What's so funny?
你第一场的失败就是今天整场的致命伤
Your flop in the 1st match is fatal for the whole match
你不会推卸责任吧
Don't shirk the responsibility
我勇于被人推卸责任在我身上
I don't mind bearing the blame
你说什么？
What did you say?
我勇于承受责任
I don't mind accepting the responsibility
你也是呀 阿文
And you, too, Man
为了沟阿珍就阵上留手 你简直…
To woo Jean, you pulled your punches...
简SIR 我不是…
Mr Kan, I didn't...
你简直无可厚非
You're not to blame
不过下次不要了
But don't repeat it next time
YES SIR
Yes, Sir
枫仔你真棒
You're OK
想不到你三拳两脚就把阿琳打倒
you beat Allene in a few blows
谢谢简SIR赏识
Thank you, Mr Kan
放屁
Nonsense
你认为一个男人重手打伤一个女人
Is it a glory for a man
是一件光荣的事吗？
to wound a woman?
我们刚才三个人手下留情的打
We pulled our punches
就是因为我们还有怜香惜玉之心
because we were sympathetic to the weaker sex
枫仔 你知不知道人家也有妈妈生的
Don't you know they're also born of mothers?
我知道
Yes
你知道就行了
So much the better
这次是小惩大戒 你自己做三千次掌上压
Do 3,000 push-ups for a minor punishment
简SIR 我也有妈妈生的
Mr Kan, I was also born of a mother
这次就是罚你妈妈生了你这个儿子
This is to punish a mother's son
立正
Attention
这位是MADAM罗
This is Madam Law
她是国际刑警行动组的队长
Captain of Interpol Action Squad
今天开始 她会担任我们的客助教练
She'll be our guest coach
今天是我跟大家第一次见面
Today's my first meeting with you all
我对你们这三个月来的训练…
I know nothing
实在是一无所知
about your 3-month training
我很想听听你们怎样看自己的身手
I want to hear about your skills
爱媚 你先说
Amy, you first
还好
Thank God
还可以给人看看
Thank God, there's something to show
还可以算得上水准
And it can be regarded up to the standard
不错
Not bad
比不错好一点
Better than the average
你这样说是什么意思？
What do you mean?
够了 你们大家都觉得…
You all feel
自己的身手是不错的
you're OK
我现在跟大家做一个实验
Now let me make an experiment
可以测到你们的身手是怎么的
to see how your skills are
这个实验叫一枝枪打死四个人
This Experiment is called "One shot for 4"
让我先来示范一次
Let me make a demonstration
爱媚、阿琳、比蒂、嘉伦 你们四个出来
Amy, Ailene, Betty, Karen, come out
MADAM 不是吧
Madam, are you serious?
放心 拿起你们的手枪走出来
Lift your guns and come out
看着我
Look at me
一枝枪打死四个人…
One shot kills four...
现在轮到你们了
It's now your turn
一枝枪打死四个人…
One shot kills four...
这么简单的实验…
Such a simple experiment
就看得出你们的身手是僵硬迟钝不堪
shows you're dumb
MADAM 我们学的身手…
Madam, our sills
是用作实实在在的突击行动
are for real raids only
不是去马戏班玩杂耍
not for acrobats in the circus
对 我现在就要你们来一次…
Well, here's a real raid for you
实实在在的突击行动 考验你们的身手
to test your skills
我要你们明天十二点正去到天龙货轮
Be on the Tien Lung freighter at noon tomorrow
跟我绑架一个襟头插着一朵玫瑰花的人
and kidnap someone with a rose
这不是个普通人
His skill can beat
他的身手在香港没有多少人能和他比
anyone in HK
你们拾回条命已经是幸运了
You're lucky to return alive
小心点 MADAM说那个人很厉害的
Be alert. Madam said that person's terrific
你不让她夸大吗？
She must have exaggerated it
就算是真的也不要紧
Never mind
七个臭皮匠胜过一个诸葛亮
Two heads are worse than one
想清楚才说吧
Think before you speak
再说一次
Say that again
七个诸葛亮胜过一个臭皮匠
Two heads are better than one
对了
Right
还说？走吧
Get going
鞋带呀
Shoelace
阿琳 你怎么样？
Ailene, how do you feel?
阿琳不见了 帮手
- Ailene's missing - Lend a hand
不要开了 我们分头去找
Let's scatter and find her
阿琳
Ailene
阿琳！阿琳
Ailene! Ailene
我们分头去找
Let's scatter and find her
小心
Be alert
又出这诡计 我这次不会上你的当了
A trick again. This time I won't be taken in
猜中了
Right I am
救命呀
Help!
祖安
Joanne
怎样呀？有没有呀？
Well, any trace?
去那边
Over there
你个缩头乌龟 我今天要打到你变成肉酱
You chicken, I'll make you minced meat
就凭你们？
With your skills?
MADAM ?
Madam?
就是我
Me
MADAM 为什么耍这一套呀？
Madam, why make fun of us?
我不是跟你们玩
It's not for fun
如果你们这么多人都绑不到我的话
If you can't even kidnap me
就证明你们学艺不精
you're not good enough
有辱女子特警的声誉
And you're a disgrace to the Commando
我要你们全部受到这样的惩罚
I want you all to be punished
我要杀了你
I'll kill you
你们以为这样的表现就是霸王花吗？
Is this performance worthy of the Commando?
今天的训练是跑步
Today's training is jogging
我知道你们是练过跑步的
You've already practiced that
有没有搞错？在这里跑？ 在这里？
- What's wrong? This kind of jogging? - Here?
我看过你们的档案
I've read your file
不过我差一点…
I thought it was the record
以为自己看错了婴儿爬行比赛的记录
for babies only
我真不明白以你们现在的表现…
You're not eligible
有什么资格可以做霸王花
to be a member
你们有什么想说的尽管说出来
Just speak what you have in mind
MADAM 霸王花也是人
Madam, the Female Commando is human
你要我们做些能力以外的事
We can't do anything
我们当然做不到
beyond our power
我觉得你们未尽全力
You have not done your best
不是呀 我连喝奶的力都出尽了
I've already done everything possible
口跟鼻子争论永远也没有结果的
No point in arguing now
我今天会证明你们一向都没有尽全力
I can prove you haven't done your best
同时我担保你们经过这次的训练之后
I'm sure after this training
一定会比以前快得多
you'll make much faster progress
爱媚、阿珍、阿琳 跟我来
Amy, Jean, Ailene, follow me
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
当我叫GO 你们就要跑到对面去
Go to the opposite when I shout 'Go'
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
电油？
Gasoline?
GO
Go
救命呀 救命呀
Help, help!
救命呀…
Help...
我不想被烧死呀 救命呀
I don't want to get burnt. Help!
救命呀
Help!
好热呀 好热呀
It's hot, it's hot
吓死我了你怎么样？
- You're scaring me to death - How do you feel?
我相信你们出世到现在…
You've never run so fast
也没有试过跑得这么快
all your life
好极
Excellent
嘉伦、阿美、阿敏 准备
Karen, May, Amin, stand by
开始
Begin
如果这个真的是匪徒 人质已经死了
If he was a real thug, the hostage would've died
我不希望再有这种事情发生
I hope this won't happen again
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
听闻这里一会儿有个…
I hear there's going to be
很重要的会议要开 你也…
an important meeting
不清楚 董SIR只是说
No idea.
叫我一定要准时出席这个会
Mr Tung only wants me to attend it
还说没有我就不开
He said it won't be held without me
这个会议很重要的吗？
Is this an important meeting?
不清楚 或许是吧
Maybe
两位到了？请进来坐
So you're here. Please come in
这位是国际刑警总警司
This is Interpol Superintendent,
MADAM罗的上司
Madam Law's superior
这是简先生和MADAM胡
This is Mr Kan, and Madam Wu
幸会
Glad to meet you
幸会 客气说话不用多说
- Nice to meet you - Please don't be formal
谢谢
Thank you
Heman先生从国际刑警方面收到一个情报
Mr Heman got a tip-off from the Interpol
知道有一班珠宝大盗到了香港
that a jewelry gang is arriving at HK
他们来干什么？
What for?
难道参加香港一日游吗？
Couldn't be for sight-seeing!
他们的目标就是明晚在金沙别墅举行的
They mean to attend the international Jewelry Exhibition
国际名设计家珠宝展览会
in Jinza Villa tomorrow night
到时展出的珠宝总值超过八千万
The total value of the jewelry
十五套珠宝全部超过四千万
1 5 sets exceed $40 million
其中最名贵的所罗门之星
The Star of Solomon
它的价值是三千万
is valued at $30 million
我们这次的任务…
Our mission
是配合国际刑警保护这批珠宝
is to help protect the gems
将这班珠宝大盗一网打尽
A pity we can't get concrete data of them
可惜我们没有办法取得这帮…
and capture the thugs
珠宝劫匪的具体资料
at one fell swoop
他们是些什么人？到底有多少人？
Who are they? What's their number?
到时会怎样下手？我们还不知道
We still don't know how they're going to act
这件案真棘手
It's a thorny case
我认为很适合飞虎队去做
I think it suits the Tiger Squad
我已经决定了由飞虎队和霸王花一起负责
I've decided to put both "Tiger" and Female Commando
这次珠宝展览的保安工作
in charge of security
不过 这种场合虽然是珠光宝气
It may be a gem-studded affair
但是随时都会变成战场
and it may turn into a battlefield
我恐怕到时能保护珠宝
We may protect the jewelry,
但不能保护那些女队员
but not those female members
否则的话又恐怕被珠宝大盗走甩
Otherwise, the robbers may get away
我相信每一个霸王花的成员
I think each girl member
都有照顾自己的能力
can take care of herself
我认为那班女孩子
I think those girl
在这次任务中可以帮我们的
can help us
是呀 如果只是由飞虎队去执行这次任务
If the Tiger Squad is to undertake the mission alone
每个凶神恶煞的站在会场
their awe-inspiring presence
恐怕没有人知道他们是警察
may arouse conspicuous attention
如果有几个霸王花傍住一下
With some girls' presence,
就没有那么碍眼
they won't be so conspicuous
OK 如果是点缀一下 我不反对
OK, for decoration alone, I don't mind
好 就这样决定
Well, it's fixed then
实际行动的调配 听听MADAM罗的意见
Listen to Madam Law's views on deployment
散会
Dismissed
没问题吧？
Any questions?
没事
No
没想到这班女人打扮起来都像个女人样子
So they look feminine with their makeup
霸王花的宗旨是服从上级的命令
The Female Commando must obey
完成指定的任务
to complete the mission
跟扮觊有什么关系？
What has this to do with makeup?
我们今天的任务是做花瓶陪衬你们
Our duty today is to act as your flower vases
既然简SIR说她们扮得靓
So we've satisfied
我们都算达到你们的要求了
your demands now
我还是不妨碍你们讨论部署行动的细节了
I'd rater not hinder your talks on deployment
OK
MADAM胡
Madam Wu,
难道到现在你还不明白我的一片苦心
can't you understand my feeling now?
我不明白你说什么
I can't understand what you mean
我告诉你
In fact, I objected to the girls
其实我不赞成霸王花参加这次行动
taking part in the operation
是怕这里随时都会变成战场
only because it could be a battlefield
所以不想你们在这种危险的场合出现
I don't want you
怕你会有事
to be in trouble
所有人在这里都全神贯注保护珠宝
Everyone's concentrating on protecting the gems
你不要说这么肉麻的说话
Don't be so mushy
MADAM 其实我现在在你身边
Madam, I'm standing by your side
都是保护一种对我来说很重要的东西
also to protect something important
是什么呀？
What is it?
裙子这么短 想引人犯罪吗？
Such a short skirt could be tempting
我跟你打赌十元 看看里面是什么颜色？
I bet $10 with you on the color inside
怎么可以偷看人家的底裤呀？
could you peep at that?
我会做这下流的事吗？
Would I ever do such a dirty thing?
我怀疑她有攻击性武器 看看有什么
I suspect an offensive weapon inside it
那就要了
You must do that then
我很痛心
It hurts me
我自己教出来的徒弟居然做出这种事
to have such a pupil
我不想的
I couldn't help it
简SIR
Mr Kan
简SIR ?
Don't you know
你们两个知不知道 你们刚才的行为
your behaviour
已经将我简伟仁二十年来的高洁名誉
has already ruined my years' reputation
毁于一旦了 简SIR
once & for all?
我不明白现在的青年人是什么思想
I don't understand the thoughts of the youth
人家穿的底裤是什么颜色跟他有什么关系
What's wrong with the color of her underpants?
有什么好看？我真不明白
Why was it necessary to look at it?
报告简SIR 我已经查到了
Mr Kan, I've checked it
她的底裤是红色捆白色花边
Her underpants are red with white rims
你真棒 我想问你一声你怎么会知道
Great. How do you know it?
你真贱格
You're dirty
是简SIR叫的 还要说？
- Mr Kan told me to do it - Shut up
MADAM
Madam
死仔
Bastard
MADAM 这对鞋是跟政府物资部借的
Madam, we borrowed the shoes from the Govt Ordnance
用来检查人家有没有攻击性武器
to check offensive weapons
我全查过了 没问题
I've checked everything. It's alright
好 我们依计行事
Okay, let's proceed as planned
有警察 要不要通知兄弟散水呀？
There's police. Shall we inform our men to quit?
知道了有警察更好
So much the better
只要搞惦了他们 就是成功了百分之九十
By finishing them off, we've nearly made it
外边有谁是警察？
Which people outside are police?
宁死不屈是我们飞虎队的精神
We, the Tiger squad, never yield
你不说我也不知道你是飞虎队
I didn't know you were one of the squad
外面还有谁是飞虎队？
Who else is the Tiger squad?
我一定不会告诉你的
I won't tell you
说不说… 不说…
- Are you going to tell... - No...
不说…
No...
说不说 不说…
- Are you going to tell... - No...
原来这个就是你最敬爱的飞虎队教官
So he's your most respected Training Officer
真是图文并茂
What a tell-tale story
即刻通知黑蜘蛛采取行动
Inform Black Spider to take action
我认识你这么久
You know I never said
什么时候见过我对女孩子口花花呀
sweet words to girls
不怕告诉你 其实有很多靓女…
In fact,
她们常常对我说很喜欢我
many girls told me they like me
但是我心里只有你一个
but I love no one but you
真的？
Are you serious?
当然是真的
Yes
MADAM 我心里有一句话
Madam
好久以前已经想说出来
I've long wanted to say this
但是一直都没有胆说出来
but had no nerve to say it
无论如何今天我一定要说
now I must say it anyway
对不起 我想你这句说话一定很好听
Sorry, it must be sweet then
不过我忍了很久 你等一会再告诉我好吗
Tell me later, as nature calls now
好
OK
MADAM 其实我在心里一直对你…
Madam, in fact. I've been hiding this...
MADAM 我们相识了几个月
Madam, I've known you for several months
简SIR
Mr Kan
不想肚子开个洞就搭住我的膊头
Lean on my shoulder to avoid getting a hole
你当没事发生过
Take me to say 'hello'
带我去跟你的飞虎队打个招呼
to the Tiger squad
简先生 你刚才不是说有话要告诉我的吗
Mr Kan, I thought you wanted to talk to me
现在可不可以说呀？
Can you say it now?
我现在问你 你整天跟着我干什么？
Why have you been
你发花癫吗？
following me all the time?
你照照镜子 你知不知道…
Look in a mirror
你的面貌长得像一笃屎似的
to see how you look
说 外面还有谁是警察？
Who else is the police outside?
我是不会说的
I won't tell you
搜他的身
Search him
你带着我的相片在身上干什么呀？靠害吗
Why are you keeping my photo?
我很崇拜你的 简SIR
I worship you, Mr Kan
崇你的头 崇拜？崇拜是放在心里的
Nonsense! Keep it at heart
不用整天带着相片这么肉麻的
No need to keep it. It's mushy
你自己也是一样
You, too
我的至爱？
My darling?
这个不就是刚才那个女人
Isn't this that woman we saw?
简SIR 不要惭愧
Mr Kan,
爱情是没有肉麻这两个字的
don't be shy in love
小姐 有把枪指着你的腰 跟我走
Miss, follow me, a gun's on your waist
小心一点 我还要穿三点式泳衣的
Careful, I've to wear a bikini
走吧
Get going
报告MADAM 一切正常
Madam, everything's normal
小姐 我们一起走吧
Miss, let's go
走吧
Get going
你们两个也被他们捉了？
You two have been captured too?
我们岂不是全军覆没
We're all finished
怎么会呀？还有我们霸王花嘛
No, there's still the Female Commando
小姐 还是你比较老实
Miss, you're more honest
外面还有多少个是你们的人？
How many of you girls outside?
我说了 我说了
Alright, I'll tell you
我们还有三十几个霸王花
There are over 30 of us,
阿美、阿琳、阿珍
May, Ailene, Jean
胸部很大的叫阿敏 最姣的叫阿珍
That one with a hefty bosom is Amin, that voluptuous one is Jean
阿文 五尺十寸 有型
Man, 5'1 0". Presentable
阿光 一百七十磅 肥一点
Kwong, 170 lbs., a little too fate
你发姣发到吓坏人了
Your seduction is scaring
这次可以将他们全军覆没了
This time we can wipe them all out
走吧
Let's go
不想肚子穿个洞就跟我来
Follow me unless you want a hole in your abdomen
你是他们的教官
You're their Training Officer
我现在问你外面还有多少个是你们的人？
How many of your men outside?
不说我就把他杀掉
I'll kill him if you don't tell
就算你把他们杀光我也不会说的
I won't tell even if you kill them all
我们会杀完一个又一个 杀到你说为止
I'll kill them one after another till you talk
看你的口硬还是他的头硬
See if you're tougher than his head
简SIR 如果我杀的是她呢？
Mr Kan, what if I kill her?
不要 你千万不要开枪 我什么都讲出来
Don't shoot her, I'll tell you
简SIR 你太重色轻友了
Mr Kan, you put sex before friendship
我们这么多人命
Aren't our lives
也比不上MADAM胡一条命重要吗？
more important the Madam's?
各位嘉宾请留意
Your attention, please
快点说吧
Speak up
来不及了
Come on, time's running out
十分钟之后 我们还没回来就把他们杀光
Kill them all if we don't return in 10 minutes
起身
Get up
MADAM罗
Madam Law,
为什么我们的人不见了一大半了？
why have nearly all our men disappeared?
不要管这么多了 表演已经开始了
Never mind. The performance has begun
那些珠宝大盗随时也会动手的
Those jewelry robbers may act any time
大家坚守岗位 不要轻举妄动
Stick to your post and avoid wanton moves
大家预备好了吗？
Are you ready?
通知其他人小心点 处处留神呀
Inform the others to be alert
MADAM 叫你小心呀
Madam told you to be alert
欢容一点
Take it easy
该轮到我们的所罗门之星出场了
Now it's going to be our Star of Solomon
真是名不虚存
It really lives up to its name
不要乱来 很容易误杀无辜的
Don't try anything foolish. You may kill innocents
大家镇定一点
Keep calm
全部站起来 把手放在头上
Stand up, hands on your heads
如果你们合作 我是不会伤害你们的
If you co-operate, I won't hurt you
把这些人押在一旁
Put them all aside
如果谁反抗的话就杀掉他
Kill anyone that resists
全部走到那边去
Over there, all of you
哭吧
Cry
不要哭
Don't cry
闭嘴
Shut up
哭？
Cry?
反转他
Turn around
你两个快点出来
Come up quick
行开
Get out
还哭！给我起身
Stop crying. Stand up
不要哭
Don't cry
快点疏散人群
Disperse the crowd
YES MADAM
Yes, Madam
快点
Hurry up
珠宝收藏在哪里？说
Where's the Jewlry? Speak up
别动
Don't move
把枪掷过来 不然我就杀掉她
Fling that gun, or I'll finish her off
这么久还没回来 会不会出了事？
Could there be trouble?
总之依照大哥吩咐
Kill them all when time's up,
时间一到就逐个把他们杀掉
as ordered by big brother
房又没有窗 门又关起来 什么都看不到
All locked up, we can't see anything
我们撞门进去就行了
Let's break in
不行 太危险了
No, it's too dangerous
我们用定向炸药
Let's use fixed dynamite
但是我们不知道正确位置在那里
We don't know the exact location
我有办法
I have an idea
准备请救 请提供环境
Ready for rescue, please provide environment
怎么样？
How's it?
没有反应
No reaction
怕死鬼 哭一个痛快吧
Chicken, cry your heart out
真是生亦何欢 死亦何哀呢？
Why be sad over death when life's unhappy?
有反应了
There's reaction
我不是哭什么 我哭是因为对不起班兄弟
I cried because I've let my men down
如果我不是暗恋MADAM胡
Had I not kept
整天把她的相片带在身边
Madam's photo
就不会害得你们陪我一起死去
I wouldn't have ruined you
我真对不起班兄弟
I'm doing an injustice to my brothers
简SIR 我们不会怪你的
Mr Kan, we don't blame you
你带着MADAM胡的相片在身上
It shows
表示你重感情嘛
you're sentimental
我还是死去了吧 死了吧
I'd better die
我们能和一个这么重感情的上司同生共死
It's our honor to go through everything
简直是荣幸之至
with a sentimental superior
是呀
Yes
你们傻得真以为我这份人重情重义吗
You think I'm sentimental?
其实我无情无义 我该死
I'm heartless, I'm damned
我不忠 我常常用老板娘的相片来掷飞镖
I'm disloyal because I used her photo for a dart
我不孝 我爸爸出殡那天
I'm unfilial because
我去了海洋公园坐过山车
I didn't attend my dad's funeral
我不义 我跟你们打麻将都偷看你们的牌
I often rigged when playing mahjong with you
我不仁
I slaughtered my puppy
我养了十几年的芝华华也劏了来吃
I kept for years for food
我身边有两个自己人 三尺前…
I've 2 friends by my side, 3 feet...
我贱格 我拍小电影
I'm dirty, I shoot porno movies
我下流卑鄙 我笃人背脊
I'm mean, I'm a back-biter
我下流卑鄙 我同性恋
I'm vulgar, I'm gay
痴线了 我真卑鄙
- He's a nut - I'm cheap
我下流 我吃不消了
I can't hold on
没有了
No more
简SIR 你有很多还没有说
Mr Kan, you haven't said it all
到你了
Your turn
我也是衰人
I'm wretched too
又有了
Again
我当众挖鼻屎 我偷看阿婆洗澡
I pick my nose in public, I'm a peeping Tom
我打波骗人钱
I rig when playing snooker
我穿衣服不扣钮 我穿鞋不穿袜
I dress without buttoning, I wear shoes without socks
我当众放臭屁
I gas in public
我生痔疮 我胃溃疡
I have piles, I have ulcer
够了 我通知他们继续引开那些人的视线
Enough. I'll inform them to divert their attention
拿给外面的人
Take it to the people outside
继续 不要停
Go on, don't stop
我自私自利 我挑拨离间
I'm selfish, I sow discord
我冰雪聪明 我光明磊落
I'm clever, I'm open and aboveboard
我华洋杂处 我风度翩翩
I'm a good mixer, I'm romantic
我含辛茹苦
I'm hardworking
你闭嘴
Shut up
我父仇未报 我反清复明
I haven't avenged my dad I'm an anti-Ching revolutionary
我石破天惊
I set the Thames on fire
恭喜发财
Kung Hey Fat Choy
你们没事吧？
Are you alright?
没事 没事
Yes, yes
MADAM有没有事呀？
Madam, are you alright?
你有没有事？
Are you alright?
简SIR 你有没有事？
Mr Kan, ar you alright?
我有事 不要动 不要动我
No. don't move, don't touch me
简SIR
Mr Kan
不要动我 我不行了 不要动我
Don't move me. I can't hold on