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割愛如此美景去見你們 Leaving this to come see you.
我已經迫不及待 And I can't wait.
割愛如此美景去見你們 我已經迫不及待
瑪莎:太激動了
紐約大學
出租車 這邊 Taxi! Over here.
學生會
出租車 Taxi!
抱歉 抱歉 非常抱歉 Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
借過 借過 Excuse me. Excuse me.
弗里奇 周六去諾拉餐廳吃早午餐嗎
吉爾平 Gilpin!
你還在弄牙膏貨架呢 你在玩手機嗎 You still on the toothpaste? Are you on your phone?
我只是...我今晚回家過節 所以... I'm just... I'm going home for the holidays tonight, so...
你覺得現在已經是晚上了嗎 Does it look like tonight to you?
我看現在好像還是白天 Because to me, it looks like today.
-趕緊把牙膏擺好 -好的 抱歉 - Finish the toothpaste. - Okay. Sorry.
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - Andy Williams
♪ It's the most wonderful time of the year ♪
♪ There'll be much mistltoeing ♪
♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪
♪ When loved ones are near ♪
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪
♪ Of the year ♪
爸 我們回來了 Dad, we're home!
我在廚房里 I'm in the kitchen!
簡 斯賓塞 Jan, Spencer!
在廚房里 In the kitchen!
爸 你怎么在爬梯子 Dad, are you on a ladder?
-爸 你在干什么 -外公 - Dad, What are you doing? - Grandpa.
-看著我像在干嘛呢 -下來 - What's it look like? - Get down.
我在給你們換燈泡 I'm changing your light bulb.
我才出去十分鐘 你就爬上梯子了 I leave for 10 minutes, you're climbing ladders?
-我覺得你不該爬梯子 -怎么 - Don't think you should be doing that. - What?
你覺得我連燈泡都換不了了嗎 You think I can't change a light bulb?
好了 下來了 Okay. There.
別扶我 No, no, no.
-我可以 我沒事 -好了 - I got it. I'm fine. - Okay.
孩子 Hey, kiddo!
紐約怎么樣 Hey, how's New York City?
-特別棒 -學校呢 - It's great. - How's school?
還行 你呢 It's okay. How you doing?
我好得很 我都不知道自己為啥要來這里 I'm terrific. I don't even know what I'm doing here.
你不是髖關節手術做完正在恢復嗎 You're recovering from hip surgery.
我很快就會離開這里了 Meh! I'll be out of here in no time.
這里又不是監獄 It's not a prison.
我想回我的公寓 就那么糟嗎 I wanna get back to my apartment. Is that so terrible?
你的公寓嗎 確實糟透了 Your apartment? Yes, it's terrible.
這里是不是挺冷的 Is it really cold in here?
樓下的暖氣不好使了 The downstairs heater isn't working.
-維修人員早上來 -簡直他媽像冰窟一樣 - The guy's coming in the morning. - It's like a goddamn icebox.
你到底給麥洛打電話了嗎 Did you ever call Milo?
什么 沒有 What? No.
爸 他打了五次電話找你 你就不能回個電話嗎 Dad. He's called you five times. Would you just call him back?
我不會給他回電的 因為我不想跟他講話 I'm not calling him back. 'Cause I don't wanna talk to him.
來吧 我幫你收拾行李 Come on, I'll help you with your bags.
你住在這個房間啊 Oh, you're staying in here.
我們是室友 We're roommates.
其實我可以去樓下睡沙發 You know I could just stay downstairs on the couch.
-什么 別亂說了 -如果你想的話 - What? Don't be ridiculous. - If you want, yeah.
幾周就好了 會沒事的 It's a couple weeks. It's gonna be fine.
進來吧 別客氣 Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.
你要... You're gonna...
-你還好嗎 -別告訴你媽媽 - You okay? - Don't tell your mother!
這個插那里 好了 This goes there. There.
那個插那里 That's in there.
好吧 試試看 好了 我看看 All right, let's try it. Okay, let's see.
瑪莎 我參加 -=2019年12月13號消息=- 弗里奇 斯賓塞 你在嗎
那邊插那個 這邊插這個 這插這里 All right, so there's that. There's this. There's this.
藍燈 紅燈 綠燈 The blue light, the red, the green light.
到時候見
看看你們倆 太可愛了 Oh, look at you two. How sweet is this?
明天在你們兩個起來前我就得去上班了 Okay, I have to leave for work probably before either of you gets up.
不過修暖氣的人早上會來 But the heater guy's coming in the morning.
我十點要跟朋友碰頭去吃早午餐 I think I'm gonna meet my friends for brunch at 10:00.
那棒極了 你們要去哪里吃 That'll be nice. Where are you going?
-諾拉餐廳 -為什么要去哪里 - Nora's. - What are you going there for?
布蘭特福德那么多好餐廳 All the restaurants in Brantford,
-你非得去他們家 -不是我選的 - you gotta go to that one? - I didn't pick it.
爸 有什么區別呢 都好多年了好嗎 Dad, what difference does it make? It's been years, ok?
我愛你 親愛的 你回來我真高興 I love you, honey. I'm so glad you're home.
我也愛你 媽 Love you too, Mom.
變老太不爽了 別聽別人胡說 Getting old sucks. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
你還談著那個小女朋友嗎 You still got that little girlfriend?
沒 No.
我們沒在一起了 We're not together anymore.
我想是的 I don't think.
她不想談了還是你 Was it her or you?
-很復雜 -說說看 - It's complicated. - Try me.
看看我能不能聽明白 We'll see if I can understand.
我們最初在一起時 Well, when we first got together,
我們... we were...
都跟現在的自己很不同 sort of different people than we are now.
去年一年... I mean, last year was...
棒極了 amazing.
我高三快畢業了 I was a senior in high school.
還有一個女朋友 I had a girlfriend.
我終于弄明白自己是個什么樣的人了 之類的 Like, I finally figured out who I was or something.
我希望自己能再次感受那種感覺吧 I wish I could just feel like that again, I guess.
我也不知道 I don't know.
異地戀太難了 Long-distance relationships are hard.
我知道大家都這么說 但確實如此 I mean, I know everybody says that, but turns out it's true.
我能給你點小建議嗎 聽我說 Can I give you a little advice? Listen to me.
在紐約市 每一天的每一趟地鐵上 Every single day on every single subway car,
都有很多的姑娘 there's lots of ladies in New York City.
她們中的五分之一 我二話不說就愿意娶進門 And one in five of them, I would marry, no questions asked.
這是你生命中最好的年華 This is the best time of your life.
-是嗎 -當然了 - It is? - Yes, it is.
所以打起精神 不會比現在更好了 So pull it together! It doesn't get any better than this.
從現在起就是下坡路了 It's all downhill from here.
布雷夫史東 Bravestone.
勇敢島
諾拉餐廳 24小時營業
天吶 你好嗎 Oh, gosh, how are you?
-天吶 你看上去很棒 -謝謝 - Oh, my God, you look amazing. - Thank you.
-弗里奇 -弗里奇 - Fridge. - Fridge!
過來 Come here.
我們兩個月都在搭建房子 So we were building houses for two months,
回家路上 在哥斯達黎加稍作停留 and then on the way home, we stopped in Costa Rica,
那里也非常棒 which was also amazing.
太棒了 我為你高興 That is so awesome. I am so happy for you.
酷斃了 That is so cool.
所以我們現在得叫你M了嗎 So, "M," that's what we're supposed to call you now?
不必 只是個昵稱 You don't have to. It's just a nickname.
一個大學同學給我起的 One of my college friends gave me that.
如果不想的話你不用那樣叫我 You don't have to call me that if you don't want to.
M 我喜歡 很性感 M. I love it. It's so hot.
-好吧 -但你和斯賓塞 - Okay. - But you and Spencer,
-你們還沒... -對 不是 我們... - you're still not...? - Yeah. No. Um, we're...
我們還是分手狀態 We're still, like, taking a break.
對了 他人呢 Where is he, by the way?
老天 Eh, Christ.
你想干什么 麥洛 What do you want, Milo?
我也很高興見到你 Nice to see you too.
我很樂意進來喝杯咖啡 Yes, I'd love to come in for a cup of coffee.
謝謝你的邀請 Thanks for asking.
你介意我做點煎蛋嗎 You mind if I make some eggs?
隨便你想做什么 我不在乎 Do whatever you want. I don't care.
快點就行 我沒一整天時間等你 Just hurry up. I don't have all day.
你要去哪里嗎 You going somewhere?
你... Have, um...?
你經常跟斯賓塞聯系嗎 Have you been in touch with Spencer much?
對... Yeah...
其實吧 You know what?
沒有 不常聯系 Not really, actually.
我常給他發消息 但他不總是回復 I text him a lot, but he doesn't always text me back.
-我知道 -只是... - I know. - It's just...
我最近真是要瘋了 I've been crazed lately with,
忙于上課和練習 you know, classes and practices,
周末還有比賽 and I got games on the weekends.
是的 理解 完全理解 Yeah. Totally. Totally.
我只是...我有點...我有點擔心他 I've just... I've been... I've been a little worried about him.
好吧 他怎么...他怎么還沒來 說真的 Okay, look, where...? Where is this guy? For real.
還滿意嗎 Good?
-呵呵 -你"呵呵"是什么意思 - Meh. - What do you mean, "Meh"?
呵呵 你到底想干什么 Meh! What do you want already?
一直在不停地打電話 You've been calling and calling.
都十五年了又突然出現 You show up out of the blue after 15 years.
為什么 就是想做點煎蛋嗎 Why? 'Cause you wanna make some eggs?
你記得我們最剛開業時嗎 You remember when we first opened,
有個小洗碗工嗎 叫莫里斯 we had that little dishwasher, Morris?
我當然記得莫里斯 Yeah, of course I remember Morris.
晚班工作 Worked the dinner shift.
一周六天 多數夜晚都工作到凌晨兩點 Six days a week, 2 in the morning most nights.
-洗碗工 -小莫里斯 - The dishwasher. - Little Morris.
不把盆里其他的廚具餐具都洗完 He wouldn't even touch those saucepans until he was done
他絕對不會去洗那些燉鍋 with every single utensil in the bin.
對 他干得非常好 Yeah, the man knew his craft.
小莫里斯 Little Morris.
那個...什么... Well, get... Wha...
快說吧 好嗎 Just get to it, would you?
你說話總是拐彎抹角 I mean, it's always the scenic route with you.
我知道你想要干嘛 你想道歉 I know what you want, you want to apologize.
但我不得不告訴你 我并不感興趣 And I hate to tell you, I'm not interested.
你覺得我該跟你道歉嗎 You think I'm supposed to apologize to you?
修暖氣的來了 Oh, heater guy.
-艾迪外公 -安東尼 - Grandpa Eddie? - Anthony?
沒錯先生 是我 Yes, sir, it's me.
安東尼 Anthony!
你好嗎 How are you?
請進 請進 Come on in. Come on in.
-你好嗎 -變老太不爽了 - How you doing? - Oh, getting old sucks.
別聽別人胡說 Don't let anybody tell you any different.
這是瑪莎和寶芬妮 Oh, uh, this is uh, Martha and-and Bethany.
這位是斯賓塞的外公 艾迪 This is Spencer's grandfather, Eddie.
瑪莎 你是那個小女朋友吧 Martha? You're the little girlfriend.
早上好 Morning!
早上好 先生 抱歉我們打攪你們了 Morning, sir. Sorry to barge in on you.
打攪別人的不是你們 是他 You're not barging. He's barging.
我是麥洛·沃克 Milo Walker.
等等 麥洛 麥洛和艾迪餐廳的那個麥洛嗎 Wait, Milo? Like... Like Milo and Eddie's.
-很高興見到你 -天吶 我爸說過 - Pleased to meet you. - Man, my dad said
你們開的餐廳是全鎮最棒的 you guys had the best restaurant in town.
我們剛還在那里吃飯 現在叫諾拉餐廳了 We were just there. Well, it's called Nora's now.
諾拉餐廳 都算不上是餐館 Nora's. It's barely even a restaurant.
現在就跟個早餐攤差不多 It's more like a breakfast place now.
你們沒跟斯賓塞在一起嗎 Were you with Spencer?
沒有 其實我們也是來找他的 No, we came here looking for him, actually.
你們餓嗎 煎鍋里有雞蛋 You all hungry? Eggs on the griddle.
-我想是得看看 -伙計 - Might have to take a look at that. - Hey, man,
不光可以看 you can do more than take a look at it.
好的 好的 太棒了 All right, all right. My man.
-你需要幫忙嗎 -我看起來需要嗎 - Do you need a hand? - Do I look like I need a hand?
瑪莎 Martha?
他人呢 Where is he?
-聽到了嗎 -是的 - Do you hear that? - Yes.
你聽到什么了嗎 You hear something?
也許是暖氣 暖氣壞了 It's probably the heater. It's broken.
這東西怎么在這里 How did it even get here?
不知道 I don't know.
也許他... Maybe he...
不知道 也許是他回去找回來了 I don't know, maybe he went back for it or something?
他是想修好它嗎 Is he trying to fix it?
為什么會有人想修這東西 Why would anyone try to fix that thing?
不知道 I don't know.
誰知道 也許他是去買零件了 I don't know. Maybe he went to buy parts or something?
好吧 這樣 我再給他打個電話 Okay, look, I'm calling him again.
他肯定 沒事 I'm sure everything's... fine.
十四條未讀短信和四個未接電話 Fourteen texts and four missed calls.
我想他沒有出去 I don't think he went out.
而是 I think...
又進去了 I think he went back in.
不不不不不不 No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no...
-什么 不 為什么 -拜托 伙計 - What? No. Why...? - Come on, man!
-他為什么要這么做 -還記得里面什么樣嗎 - Why would he do that? - Remember what it was like?
-我被一頭河馬吃了 -我被一塊蛋糕害死了 - I got eaten by a fricking hippo! - I got killed by a piece of cake!
各位 各位 Guys, guys.
他怎么出來啊 How is he gonna get out?
他必須要拿到 綠寶石 he's gotta take the... The green jewel.
塞回到雕像里 And stick it back in the statue thing.
只靠他自己嗎 By himself?
我們得去救他 We gotta go get him.
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
-我跟你一起去 -你們是瘋了嗎 - I'm coming with you. - Are you out of your minds?
我們可以的 我們去過 知道怎么做 We can do this. We've been there. We know what to expect.
我真的不能再跟白人一起玩了 I gotta stop hanging out with white people.
我不知道自己是什么毛病 I don't know what's wrong with me.
她說得對 我們玩過而且贏了 She's right. We played before and we won.
我們差點就死了 We barely survived!
你知道換做是你 他肯定會救你 You know he would do it for you.
也會救我們 For any of us.
小心 看起來很破了 Be careful. It looks pretty busted.
歡迎來到勇敢島 Welcome to Jumanji.
什么 我們還沒選角色呢 What...? We haven't even picked our guys yet!
什么 What?
好了好了 開始了 最討厭這個部分了 好吧 Okay, okay. Here we go. Oh, I hate this part. All right. Okay.
不會吧 This is not happening!
兩位 You guys?
不 No!
我是 Am I...?
難道是 不會吧 Is it...? I can't believe...
是她 Oh, it's her.
我是她 I'm her.
斯賓塞 Spencer.
斯賓塞 Spencer?
搞什么鬼 What in tarnation?
我在哪 Where am I?
這是怎么回事 What the hell is this?
天吶 Oh, my God.
艾迪 Eddie?
-你是誰 -我是麥洛·沃克 你是誰 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Milo Walker. Who are you?
麥洛 Milo?
怎么回事 什么 What on earth? What...?
-搞什么 -天吶 - What the...? - Oh, my.
等等 Wait a minute.
天吶 Oh, Lord.
-不會吧 -你說什么 - This isn't happening. - Pardon me?
-你是誰 -你是斯賓塞的外公 - Who are you? - You're Spencer's grandfather.
-當然了 -你是麥洛 - Yeah, no kidding. - And you are Milo.
當然是我 I certainly am.
我是瑪莎 斯賓塞的... I'm Martha, Spencer's...
你是他那個小女朋友 You're the little girlfriend?
-小心 -什么 - Look out! - What?
老天 Oh, Lord.
真是他媽疼死我... That hurt like a goddamn...
-寶芬妮是你嗎 -什么 我不是... - Bethany? - What? I'm not...
不 No.
不不不... No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
靠 Yo!
不不不 不會吧 Oh, no, no, no. This can't be happening!
弗里奇 Fridge?
對 我是弗里奇 該死的 Yes, I'm Fridge, goddamn it!
搞什么啊 The hell, man?
好吧好吧 有點不對勁 Okay. Okay, something went wrong.
是么 You think?
我靠 Holy...
等等 如果我是... Wait. If I'm...
那你 斯賓塞嗎 Then you...? Spencer?
為什么都叫我斯賓塞 Why does everybody keep calling me Spencer?
不 那是艾迪外公 那是...麥洛 No, that is Grandpa Eddie. And that, heh... is Milo.
很高興見到你 Pleased to meet you.
什么 What?
那寶芬妮呢 斯賓塞呢 Then where's Bethany? And where's Spencer?
我不知道好嗎 I don't know! Okay?
游戲 它沒讓我們選角色 所以 The game, it didn't let us pick our avatars, so...
-因為它壞了 -是的 好吧 - Because it's busted! - Yeah, okay.
我們是死了嗎 Are we dead?
其實我也在思考這個問題 You know, I was just wondering the same thing.
我是死了然后 Did I die and turn into
變成了一個矮個肌肉童子軍嗎 some kind of a small, muscular Boy Scout?
-我們沒死 -那這到底是什么回事 - We're not dead. - So then what's going on here?
好吧 這聽起來可能會很怪 Okay, this is gonna sound very, uh, strange,
但是 我們在一個叫做勇敢島的電游里 but we are in a video game called Jumanji,
現在我們是在游戲角色的身體里 and we are in the bodies of video game characters, heh.
我和弗里奇 我們以前來過 And we've been here before, Fridge and I.
上一次 我是你這個角色 Last time, I was you.
我們在游戲里 We're in a game!
我們得找到斯賓塞 他也在這里 We gotta find Spencer 'cause he's in here too.
-斯賓塞 -是的 - Spencer? - Yes.
-他在這里嗎 -是的 - He's here? - Yes.
艾迪的外孫 斯賓塞嗎 Spencer, Eddie's grandson?
是的 斯賓塞 Yes. Spencer.
他也在這里嗎 He's here too?
是的 Yes!
他在這里 我們得找到他 He's here, and we gotta find him.
所以現在我們算是在躲貓貓 So it's like a hide-and-go-seek situation.
我不當鬼 I'm not "it."
我的髖關節現在感覺良好 My hip feels pretty good now.
我的關節簡直像奶油一樣順滑 Oh, my joints feel like butter.
是啊 瞧瞧 Oh, yeah, look at those.
瞧瞧 看看我這身體 Look at these. Look at what I got.
-我們有麻煩了 -你才發現嗎 - Uh, we have some issues here. - You're telling me this?
我成了那個老胖子 I'm the old fat dude.
再次回來我居然更倒霉了 I came back, and things actually got worse.
至少上次我還是黑人 At least last time I was still black.
瞧瞧這個小可愛 Well, look at this little fella.
你好啊 Hello there.
沃克先生 別離水太近了 Mr. Walker, don't get too close to the water!
-躲開 -抱歉 你剛才說什么 - Get away from there! - I'm sorry, what'd you say now?
快滾 Get on out of here!
怎么回事 What just happened?
那是什么玩意 What the hell was that thing?
那是一頭河馬 Well, that there was a hippopotamus.
他們的速度很快 And they are awfully fast.
比馬還快 難以置信吧 Faster than a horse, if you can believe that.
而且咬合力也十分可怕 And they've got an awful ferocious bite.
厲害 有趣的是 How about that? You know, the funny thing is,
我到現在才知道 I don't remember...
自己知道這么多關于河馬的事 knowing much about hippos until right now.
你是個動物學家 You're a zoologist.
-抱歉 什么 -我們是在佛羅里達州嗎 - I'm sorry, what now? - Are we in Florida?
聽著 這是個很危險的地方 Just listen. This is a dangerous place.
超級危險 Crazy dangerous.
但我和瑪莎 我們來過 But Martha and I, we've been here before.
我們知道該做什么 你們一定要時刻小心 We know what we're doing. You gotta stay alert all the time.
如果靠近水邊 就要提防水里的東西 懂嗎 If I'm near water, I got one eye on the water, you hear me?
就連腦袋后面都要長雙眼睛... You got to have eyes in the back of your...
天吶 Oh, God.
這老天的到底是發生了什么 What in the Sam Hill just happened to him?
我靠 Shut the front door.
你是怎么了 What the hell happened to you?
該死 Damn!
怎么有飛機 A plane?
-什么情況 -快 跟我走 - What? - Come on! Follow me!
快點 走了 跟我們走 Come on, let's go. Let's go. Follow us.
歡迎來到勇敢島 Welcome to Jumanji.
-他為什么在飛機里 -不知道 - Why is he in a plane? - I don't know.
別站著了 快上來 Well, don't just stand there. Hop in!
系好安全帶 沒時間了 Strap in. There's no time to spare.
布雷夫史東博士 著名考古學家 Dr. Bravestone, famed archeologist
國際探險家 and international explorer,
真高興你回來了 I'm so glad you've returned.
我一直在急切地等你到來 I've been so anxious for your arrival.
-你是在跟我說話嗎 -是的他在和你說話 - You talking to me? - Yes he is talking to you.
勇敢島再一次陷入了危機 Once again, Jumanji is in great peril,
只有你能拯救它 and only you can help.
奈杰爾 我們是來找我們的朋友的 Nigel, we're looking for our friend.
你有沒有見到 任何人都行 Have you seen, like, anyone...?
露比·朗德霍斯 男人殺手 Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men,
歡迎來到勇敢島 welcome to Jumanji.
-"男人殺手" -是的 我...專門殺男人 - "Killer of men"? - Yeah, I, uh... I kill guys.
真高興你回來了 I'm so glad you've returned.
我一直在急切地等你到來 I've been so anxious for your arrival.
-這人怎么回事 -我親愛的小老鼠 - What's with this fella? - My dearest Mouse,
你一定記得我 surely you remember me.
我是奈杰爾·比林斯利 Nigel Billingsly at your service.
奈杰爾 我就知道是你 Hey. Nigel, I thought that was you.
他是...那叫什么來著 He's a... Uh, what is it called?
-NPC 非玩家角色 -他不是真人 - NPC, a non-player character. - He's not a real person.
他會說的話只有那么幾句 He only has a limited number of things he can say.
我朋友卡爾就那樣 My friend Carl is just like that.
奈杰爾 我們在找人 Nigel, we're looking for someone.
還有其他人來勇敢島嗎 Has anyone else arrived in Jumanji...?
勇敢島陷入了危機 Jumanji is in great peril.
我給你的信里有詳細說明 布雷夫史東博士 It's all detailed in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
也許你應該讀出來 Perhaps you should read it aloud.
艾迪外公 Grandpa Eddie.
-你有信嗎 -我有信嗎 - Do you have a letter? - Do I have a letter?
-看看你的口袋 -我為什么會有封信 - Check your pockets. - Why would I have a letter?
因為這位奈杰爾 他給你寫了封信 Because Nigel here he... he wrote you a letter.
我沒收到這人的信 I didn't get a letter from this guy.
但是我們是在電子游戲里 But we are in a video game, and...
我們在電子游戲里嗎 We're in a video game?
我們要死了 We're gonna die.
-我們確實死過了 -我們在地獄嗎 - We did die. - Are we in hell?
-我就知道 -天吶 - I knew it. - Oh, my God.
我給你的信里有詳細說明 布雷夫史東博士 It's detailed in the letter I sent you, Dr. Bravestone.
也許你應該大聲念出來 Perhaps you should read it aloud.
我沒有信 要我和你說多少次 I don't have a letter! How many times I gotta tell you that?
不 艾迪 信就在你手里 Oh, no, Eddie. It's in your hand.
這信是從哪來的 Where did this come from?
你要注意自己手里有什么 You got to pay attention to what's in your hand.
也許你應該大聲念出來 Perhaps you should read it aloud.
"布雷夫史東博士 我懇切地希望 "Dr. Bravestone, it is my solemn hope
這封信能寄到你手里 因為" that this letter finds you, for again..."
勇敢島再一次處于極度危險的境地 Jumanji is in grave danger.
我們急需你的幫助 We need your help at once.
這是怎么回事 Whoa, what's going on here?
這是過場動畫 是給我們說明... It's a cutscene. It's how we find out...
算了 之后我再解釋 You know what, I'll explain afterwards.
我們最可怕的噩夢已經到來 You see, our worst nightmare has come to pass,
因為野蠻人尤爾根回來了 for Jurgen the Brutal has returned.
沒錯 那個最邪惡的勇敢島征服者又回來了 Indeed, that most vicious Jumanjian conqueror is back.
并且還帶來了他的野蠻部落 And he's brought with him his savage horde.
他們從扎特米爾山的堡壘下來 They descended from their fortress atop Mount Zhatmire
向南來到埃維安省 and made their way south to the Avian Province,
那里是神圣的獵鷹寶石之家 home of the sacred Falcon Jewel,
而寶石戴在村落長老的頸項之上 worn around the neck of the village elder.
獵鷹是勇敢島的孕育寶石 The Falcon is the fertility jewel of Jumanji,
幾百年來 埃維安省的人們 and it has been guarded by the people
一直守護著寶石 of the Avian Province for hundreds of years.
只要寶石能見到陽光 So long as the jewel can see the sun,
便能使水草豐潤 土地肥沃 the waters will flow and the land will flourish.
好啊 Yeah!
許多勇敢的人在那天死去 Many brave souls died that day,
但尤爾根得償所愿 but Jurgen got what he came for.
他將寶石藏于黑暗中 He stowed the jewel in darkness,
不見天日 hidden from the sun.
干旱降臨這片大地 A drought befell the land.
莊稼枯萎死去 The crops dried out and died.
如果不將寶石盡快歸還 And if the jewel is not returned soon,
也許將無法挽回瀕死的生靈 it may be too late.
所以我們將你和你睿智的同伴們召喚前來 Which is why we called for you and your brilliant associates.
我明白你一定猶如泰山壓頂 I understand the enormous weight that this must carry for you,
布雷夫史東博士 Dr. Bravestone,
這次歷險與之前大不相同 how this adventure is like no other,
因為殺死你父母的人 since it was Jurgen the Brutal
正是野蠻人尤爾根 who killed your parents.
不不不不 No, no, no, no!
他殺死了布雷夫史東博士的父母嗎 He killed Dr. Bravestone's parents?
沒錯 正是他 Indeed, he did.
就在博士年幼之時 When the doctor was just a boy.
那太糟糕了 Oh, well, that's terrible.
還要我說多少次 我們是在電子游戲里 I can't say this enough: We're in a video game.
你們一定要從野蠻人尤爾根手中取回寶石 You must recover the jewel from Jurgen the Brutal
讓其沐浴在陽光之下 and show it to the sun.
他現在正往北穿越沙漠 He's making his way north across the desert now.
野蠻人尤爾根 是芭芭拉的兒子嗎 Jurgen the Brutal. Is that Barbara's boy?
記住 目標是取回被掠奪的寶石 And remember, the goal is to recover the loot.
從那個野蠻人手中將其奪回 To wrest it from the hands of the brute.
如果你們希望退出游戲 And if you wish to leave the game,
就必須拯救勇敢島 并且大聲呼喊其名 you must save Jumanji and call out its name.
不好意思 勇敢島是誰 Excuse me. Who is Jumanji?
如果我沒聽錯的話 是她的姐姐 Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister.
這是你們的地圖 Here's your map.
找到一片綠洲 跟著火焰找到沙漠果實 Find an oasis and follow the flame to the desert fruit.
我不能在這里降落 I can't land here,
所以你們得在這里跳下去 so you're going to have to drop in.
-什么 -不 不 - What? - No, no.
-我會盡量飛低一點 -奈杰爾 - I'll get as low as I can. - Nigel...
-等一下 -準備好 - Hold on. - Get ready.
準備好什么意思 What do you mean get ready?
我們沒有降落傘 We don't have parachutes.
我們不是應該有... Shouldn't we have...?
-搞什么 -祝你們好運 - What the hell? - Good luck.
勇敢島的未來就掌握在你們手中 The future of Jumanji is in your hands.
如果沒有地方降落 Why did we take a plane
-為什么要坐飛機 -下去吧 - if there's nowhere to land? - And go!
搞什么啊 The hell, man?
我們在哪里 Where are we?
叢林呢 Where's the jungle?
我們怎么來這里了 What are we doing here?
我們要保持冷靜 好嗎 We've got to keep it together, okay?
-"保持冷靜" -沒錯 - "Keep it together"? - Yes.
這是全新的故事線 This is a whole new thing.
沒人說過我們要玩全新的故事線 Nobody said we'd have to do a whole new thing.
話說 寶芬妮在哪 And by the way, what the hell happened to Bethany?
這里到底是新罕布什爾州的什么地方 So, what part of New Hampshire is this exactly?
我們不在新罕布什爾州 麥洛 We're not in New Hampshire, Milo.
沒錯 這里不是新罕布什爾州 That's right. Exactly. Not New Hampshire.
-你開始明白了嗎 -不明白 - You're starting to get it now? - Nope.
我完全不知道到底是怎么回事 I don't have the foggiest clue what's going on here.
那人一直叫我布雷夫曼醫生 That guy kept calling me Dr. Braverman,
那是我骨科醫生的名字 which is the name of my orthopedist.
我認為我是剛剛又做完一個髖關節手術 I'm thinking I just had another hip surgery
現在正在從麻醉中蘇醒 and now I'm coming out of it.
快來看 Hey! Check this out!
我們必須要找到斯賓塞 Okay. We have to find Spencer.
因此 我想我們必須得開始玩這個游戲 To do that, I think we have to start playing the game.
我相信他已經開始了 I'm sure that's what he did.
我們找到他 通關游戲 然后回家 We find him, finish the game, and we go home.
艾迪 你沒事吧 Ed, you okay?
你看看我 Would you look at me?
我重獲青春了 I'm back.
我已經很久沒有這么... I haven't looked like this since...
從來沒有 Never.
你從來也沒長這樣 You looked like this never.
你說什么呢 What are you talking about?
我年輕時候 身材可好了 When I was younger, I was in great shape.
我記得你年輕的時候 I remember you when you were younger,
你可不長這樣 and... this is not what you looked like.
我想我的眼睛是另一種顏色 I think my eyes are a different color.
你從頭到腳都是另一種顏色 All of you is a different color.
我這樣子看起來還不錯吧 對吧 It's a good look on me, huh? Huh?
他們往北走了 Okay. They're headed north.
-北是哪一邊 -我不知道 - Which way is north? - I have no idea.
要不要看看地圖 Well, you wanna check the map?
好吧 我現在變成地圖通了 Right. I'm the map guy now.
"找到綠洲 跟著火焰找到沙漠果實" "Find an oasis and follow the flame to the desert fruit."
跟著火焰找到沙漠果實 Follow the flame to the desert fruit.
你知道那是白紙一張吧 You know there's nothing on that?
他能看到 你看不到 He can see it, you can't.
地圖上每個地方都是游戲中的不同關卡 Each place on the map is a different level of the game,
我們一步步地玩 關卡會越來越難 and the levels get harder as we go.
勇敢島 沙丘
這一關叫做 This one is called...
"沙丘" "Dunes."
廢話 No shit.
那是誰 Who the hell is that?
那是一只鴕鳥 Oh, that's an ostrich.
-不是吧 -沒錯 - Oh, no. - Yes, indeed.
那是一只鴕鳥 That is an ostrich.
鴕鳥是六十種不會飛的鳥的 The ostrich is a flightless bird,
其中一種 one of 60 species.
這當中還有企鵝 鴯鹋和鷸鴕 You got the penguin, you got the emu, and you got the kiwi.
有趣的是 我到現在才知道... Funny thing is, I don't remember knowing...
你是個動物學家 You're a zoologist.
上次我是動物學家 是重要的角色 I was a zoologist last time. It's an important job.
能快點說完鴕鳥的事嗎 Maybe if we could get through this a little quicker.
還有就是鴕鳥跑起來時速能達到72公里 Well, another thing is, they can run up to 45 miles per hour,
這讓它們成為了世界上最快的兩腿動物 which makes them the world's fastest two-legged animal.
你們知道這些嗎 太有意思了 Did you know that? Fascinating.
多么神奇的生物 What a magnificent creature.
我們應該離開這里 We should get out of here.
你還知道別的什么嗎 What else do you know?
還有一個有趣的事 Here's another interesting fact.
鴕鳥有三個胃 厲害吧 They have three stomachs. How about that?
快給我走開 Come on. Beat it!
別靠這么近 Don't get so close.
就是只鳥罷了 快點走開 給我走 Just a bird, okay? Come on, get moving. Get out of here.
還有什么別的我們需要知道的嗎 Anything else we need to know?
走開 笨鳥 Beat it, bird.
鴕鳥還有一個有趣的事 Another interesting thing about the ostrich...
我說快滾 笨鳥 I said scram, you stupid bird!
-就是受到威脅時 -給我走開 - ...is when threatened... - Get out of here!
它們會發起攻擊 ...they attack.
我的老天 Oh, my!
艾迪 艾迪 Eddie! Eddie!
艾迪呢 他死了嗎 Where's Eddie? Is he dead?
-是的 -不 - Yes. - No.
是的 他死了 但是他沒事 Yes, he died, but he's fine.
我剛剛害死了艾迪嗎 Did I just kill Eddie...
因為我說話太慢 by talking too slow...
他一直都說我會害死他的 like he always said I would?
為什么老是有人從天上掉下來 Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
護士 我立刻要見布雷夫曼醫生 謝謝 Nurse, I'm gonna need to see Dr. Braverman right now, please.
我不是你的護士 大家聽著 I'm not your nurse. Okay, listen.
我們手臂上的紋身 表示我們的生命數 These tattoos on our arms, that is your life count.
我們每人有三條命 We each have three lives.
你和弗里奇每人只剩兩條了 You and Fridge each have two left.
如果三條都沒了 If you lose all three,
聽我說 游戲就結束了 listen to me, it is game over.
玩完了 你們就死了 That's it. You're dead.
死翹翹的死嗎 Dead like... "Kaputski"?
沒錯 Yes.
死翹翹 Kaputski.
這是什么聲音 What the hell is that?
-這下可不妙 -你們看 - That's not good. - Look.
關于鴕鳥還有一點 Oh, there's one more thing about ostriches.
糟了 Oh, no.
快說 Say it!
它們總是成群結隊 They travel in herds.
我們得趕快離開這里 We gotta get out of here!
-快上沙灘汽車 -快 快 - Dune buggies, let's go! - Come on, come on!
-趕快 -等等 - Shake a leg! - Hey, wait.
為什么我這么慢 Why am I so slow?
快點 我們走 Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
-快點 快點 -我來了 艾迪 - Come on, come on! - I'm coming, Eddie.
-快走 -你看到哪里有鑰匙嗎 - Go. - Do you see the key anywhere?
-這要怎么開 -我沒開過這種車 - Okay, how do I do this? - I've never driven one of these!
也許在儀表盤下面 Maybe under the dash.
-綠色按鈕 -綠色按鈕 快走 - Green button! - Green button. Go.
快走 快走 快走 Go, go, go!
快走 快走 Go, go.
天啊 Oh, my God!
快走 Go.
你開車技術太爛了 You are a terrible driver.
你說什么呢 我們這不挺好 What are you talking about? We're fine.
誰好了 你 Nobody fine. You...
不 不要 Oh, no! Ahh, ahh!
救命 Oh, help! Oh, oh!
抓牢了 艾迪 求你別松手 Hold on, Eddie. Please don't let go.
救我 Oh, help. Ahh!
救我 艾迪 Help. Eddie.
滾開 Beat it!
快逃 Get out of here!
我們應該甩掉它們了 I think we lost them.
-是嗎 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-你還好嗎 -還好 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
糟了 Oh, no.
我們要怎么辦 怎么辦 What do we do? What do we do?
我不知道 I don't know!
上車 快點 Get in! Hurry!
蠢貨 Suckers!
艾迪 Eddie...
天 Oh, my...
-哥們 -天啊 - Oh, dude! - Oh, dear.
我們要怎么辦 What do we do?
怎么辦 What do we do?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-鳥 鳥 鳥 鳥 鳥 -鳥 - Birds, birds, birds, birds, birds! - Birds!
-搞什么鬼 老兄 -它們是不會飛的鳥 - What the hell, man? - They're flightless birds.
這也是一輛不會飛的沙地車 This is a flightless dune buggy!
不 不 不 不 Oh, no! No, no, no!
-我們過不去的 -我們能過去 - We're not going to make it. - We're gonna make it.
-不 過不去 -我覺得我們過不去 - No, we're not! - I don't think we're gonna make it.
我們過得去 We're gonna make it.
我們過不去了 We're not gonna make it.
太酷炫了 That was fantastic.
這司機糟透了 Oh, horrible driver.
你們看到了嗎 蠢鳥 Yeah, you see that, birds?
別招惹小年輕 You don't mess with the kid.
就是那么棒 Right there!
你們看到了嗎 Did you see me?
我太優秀了 I was incredible.
我救了你 我救了你 I mean, I saved you, I saved you,
我還一邊開車一邊從鳥嘴里救了這個人 I saved this guy from a bird while I was driving a car.
我是一個沒有感情的戰斗機器 I was a machine. I was relentless.
-我無所畏懼 -是的 沒錯 無所畏懼 - I was fearless. - Yes. Exactly. Fearless.
這就是布雷夫史東 看這個 That's Bravestone. Okay, check this out.
我的老天 Oh, goodness.
弱點 彈簧刀
強項 無畏 速度 攀爬 回旋鏢 悶騷專注
這到底是怎么回事 What the hell?
這是你的強項和弱點 It's your strengths and weaknesses.
我是說你的游戲角色 I... I mean your avatar,
布拉維斯頓博士的強項和弱點 Dr. Bravestone's, strengths and weaknesses.
"無畏" 確實 "Fearless," Check.
弱點 彈簧刀
強項 無畏 速度 攀爬 回旋鏢 悶騷專注
-"速度 攀爬" -"回旋鏢" - "Speed. Climbing." - "Boomerang"?
"悶騷專注"是什么 "Smoldering intensity"?
那是你的一個傻傻的表情 It's this stupid face you make.
就是這個 There it is.
他是個老家伙 別發花癡 Old man. Get it together.
艾迪 你沒事吧 你心臟病發作了嗎 Eddie, you okay? You having a heart attack?
他左側身體都不能動了 艾迪 看著我 His whole left side is shutting down. Eddie, look at me!
-怎么 -好了 你恢復正常了 - Yeah? - There you go. Now you're back.
弱點 "彈簧刀" Weakness: "switchblade."
弱點 彈簧刀
強項 無畏 速度 攀爬 回旋鏢 悶騷專注
彈簧刀 這個是新的 Switchblade? Hey, that's new.
布雷夫史東上次沒有弱點 Bravestone didn't have weaknesses last time.
是的 非常讓我抓狂 Yeah, bugged the hell out of me.
我在想我是不是... I wonder if...
弱點 毒液
強項 空手道 太極 合氣道 斗舞 雙節棍
弱點 毒液
強項 空手道 太極 合氣道 斗舞 雙節棍
"雙截棍" 這個是新的 "Nunchucks"? That's new.
該死 這些強項太厲害了 Damn, that's a good list.
麥洛 拍一下左邊 大概胸口位置 Milo, push on your left, like, chest area.
-對不起 什么 -快點 哥們 - I'm sorry, what? - Come on, man.
弱點 蛋糕 速度 力量
強項 生物學 武器專員 語言學
我也有一個 什么 Oh, I got one too. What...?
我的天 "動物學" 就是你剛才說的 My. "Zoology." That's what you were talking about earlier.
-是的 沒錯 -是的 - Yes. Exactly. - Yes.
你的游戲角色是個動物學家 Your avatar is a zoologist.
我的侄子麥克斯韋是獸醫 You know, my nephew Maxwell is a veterinarian.
-多么迷人... -"語言學" - What a fascinating... - "Linguistics"?
強項 生物學 武器專員 語言學
-我上次沒有這個 -研究語言 - I didn't have that last time. - The study of languages.
也說得通 他把語言研究了個透 Makes sense. He studies the entire language
也說不到點子上 on his way to the point.
總之 他是32歲 還是35歲 Anyway, he's 32. Or is he 35?
時光飛逝 Time does fly.
好了 我們快點結束 Okay, let's get it over with.
弱點 耐力 高溫 陽光 沙子
強項 繪制地圖 考古學 古生物學 幾何學
開什么玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
幾何學是... Well, geometry is...
-新的 -是的 - Is new. - Yeah.
誰不想更加擅長幾何呢 Who wouldn't wanna be better at geometry?
弱點是 "耐力" And for weaknesses, "Endurance."
還有什么 瞧瞧看 "高溫 陽光和沙子" And what else? Let's see, "Heat, sun and sand."
弱點 耐力 高溫 陽光 沙子
強項 繪制地圖 考古學 古生物學 幾何學
應該沒什么問題 Shouldn't be a problem.
我們又不是在 It's not like we're in the middle of
該死的沙漠中央 a goddamn desert or anything.
這角色的意義在哪里 誰需要這種家伙 What's the point of this guy? Who even needs this guy?
他會看地圖 He can read the map.
你說得輕巧 你會雙截棍 Easy for you to say, you got nunchucks!
半年來 我每天訓練四個小時 I've been training four hours a day for six months.
現在看看我 Now look at me!
天啊 這里真熱 Man, it is hot out here!
這家伙怎么能是冒險游戲里的角色呢 How is this guy a character in an adventure game?
好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay.
我得讓這家伙強身健體 增強耐力 I gotta get this guy in shape and build up some endurance.
我知道怎么做 I know how to do that.
立臥撐跳 五個立臥撐跳 馬上就做 Burpees. Five burpees, right now.
開始 Get it going!
-一個了 -一個 - That's one. - One!
-糟了 -很好 加油 - Oh, no. - Oh, yeah, come on!
那邊是北邊 North is that way!
那什么... You know, it's, uh...
見到你很高興 艾迪 It's really good to see you, Ed.
我不想聽 I don't wanna hear it.
你不想聽我說見到你很高興嗎 You don't wanna hear that it's good to see you?
-你出賣了我 麥洛 -我沒有出賣你 - You sold me out, Milo. - I did not sell you out.
我們賣掉了我們的生意 是時候了 We sold our business. It was time.
-誰的時候 -是我該結束的時候了 - Yeah, time for who? - Well, it was time for me.
好嗎 35年來每晚站著 Okay? Standing on my feet,
端上百個盤子 serving a hundred plates a night for 35 years?
我受夠了 I was done.
我準備好了 老兄 I was ready, man.
我準備好退休了 I was ready to retire.
我不想說了 I'm done talking!
"綠洲" "The Oasis."
這應該是下一個關卡 I guess that's the next level.
-你說啥 -游戲的下一個關卡 - Huh? - The next level of the game.
我們在游戲里嗎 We're in a game?
是的 艾迪外公 我們在游戲里 Oh. Yes, Grandpa Eddie, we are in a game.
開什么玩笑 You can't be serious.
你知道這事嗎 Did you know about this?
你不是不想說了嗎 I thought you were done talking.
-寶芬妮 -是的 - Bethany? - Yep.
-我也叫寶芬妮 -真的嗎 - My name's Bethany too. - Really?
爸爸 她也叫寶芬妮 Daddy, her name's Bethany too.
當然了 親愛的 Sure is, sweetie.
我能和你談一下嗎 Can I talk to you for a minute?
當然 可以 進來 Sure, yeah. Uh, come in.
對不起 我只是... I'm sorry, I just...
我不知道還能去哪里 I didn't know where else to go.
不 不 不 沒關系 No, no, no, it's okay.
我很高興你來了 I'm glad you came.
你能幫我啟動這個機器嗎 Do you think you can help me get the machine to start?
太危險了 That is so dangerous.
我知道 I know.
但我必須試一試 But I have to try.
他們是我的隊友 They're my team.
我們到底要找什么 So, what exactly are we looking for again?
我們在找我的外孫 天才 We're looking for my grandson, genius.
好的 "跟著火焰找沙漠果實" Okay, "Follow the flame to the desert fruit."
看 Look.
他們來了 They're here.
鬣狗 Hyenas.
它們能咬碎骨頭的牙齒非比尋常 Unusual for their bone-crushing teeth.
煙囪
Smoke Stack.
哪里有煙... Where's there's smoke...
哪里就有火 There's fire.
走吧 Come on.
這也叫擲骰子 You call that a roll?
還不錯 Not bad at all.
我再賭兩個 I'll bet you two more!
上酒 這邊上酒 Drinks! Drinks over here!
這邊再來一輪 Another round here!
-好 -好 - Yeah! - Yeah!
我以為你不會再回來了 I thought you'd never come back.
我需要跟你談談 I need to talk to you.
好的 Absolutely.
這里不行 現在不行 Not here, not now.
他們在這里 Not around them.
別煩我 Leave me alone!
真夠火辣的 Fiery.
不是真人 Not a real person.
她說什么 What'd she say?
她說她以為我不會再回來了 Well, she said she thought I was never gonna come back,
她想晚點再見面 she wants to get together later,
大家都知道這是什么意思 and we all know what that means.
意思就是她有線索告訴你 It means that she's got a clue for you.
那還真是巧 因為我也有點情況要告訴她 That's a coincidence. Cause I got a clue for her.
-你有情況給她 -稍等 - You got a clue for her. - Wait a minute.
她是你的前女友 她就是火焰 She's your ex-girlfriend. She's the flame.
-"跟隨火焰" -什么 - "Follow the flame." - What?
寶石在這里 The jewel, it's here.
等等 Wait a second.
那是殺了我父母的家伙嗎 Is that the guy that killed my parents?
不是 是 算是吧 No. Well, yeah. Kind of.
我們今天損失了一個好人 We lost a good man today.
我們之中最好的一位 The very best of us.
因為達格芬恩 For Dagfinn...
不僅是我的馴鬣狗高手 wasn't just my hyena master.
他還是我的朋友 He was my friend.
我愛他如自己的兄弟一樣 I loved him like a brother.
現在他離去了 And now he's gone.
而他深愛的鬣狗被留在世上 And his beloved hyenas are left...
沒了主人 without their master.
達格芬恩萬歲 Long live Dagfinn.
達格芬恩萬歲 Long live Dagfinn!
他為什么必須要死 Why did he have to die?
他死是因為 He died because...
他犯了個錯誤 he made a mistake.
他想從我這里偷走一樣很珍貴的東西 He tried to steal something quite precious from me.
讓我別無選擇 He left me no choice.
現在 And now...
我把他喂給他深愛的鬣狗 I feed him to his beloved hyenas.
太變態了 That's messed up.
我愛過達格芬恩 I loved Dagfinn!
我愛他超過你們中的任何人 There's none among you I love as much.
所以... And so...
鑰匙 The key!
不見了 It's gone.
小偷 Thief!
我抓住她了 我抓住小偷了 I got her. I got the thief.
等等 Wait.
-你們...你們是...怎么... -過來 - Are you...? Are you guys...? Wha...? - Come here.
抓住她 別讓她跑了 Catch her! Don't let her get away.
想偷我箱子的鑰匙 Trying to steal the key to my chest?
沒有 Nope.
搖搖她 Shake her down.
對不起 是我做的 我錯了 I'm sorry, I did it. It was my fault.
我... I, uh...
我...我不... I just... I don't...
我不知道我怎么...天吶 I don't know what I was... Oy vey.
就是...我好像換氣過度了 It's like, um... It's like I'm hyperventilating.
有人有桉樹精油吸入器嗎 Does anyone have, like, a eucalyptus inhaler?
或者牛皮紙袋 Or a brown paper bag?
斯賓塞 Spencer?
這里是不是挺熱的 Is it really hot in here?
你是說... You mean...?
-就是他 他在那 -什么 - That's him. Right there. - What?
那不是斯賓塞 聽著 我能認出我外孫 That ain't Spencer. Look, I know my grandson.
我外孫是個男的 My grandson's a guy.
他是換發型了嗎 Did he change his hair?
-把她的頭砍了 -對 - Cut off her head. - Yeah!
-把她的頭砍了 -等等 等等 - Cut off her head! - Wait, wait, wait.
我想 還是別砍我的頭了 I just think, uh, maybe don't cut off my head?
斯賓塞 Spencer!
-我的天 -他剛才是不是... - My. - Did he just...?
老天 Lord.
我的健康提醒器響了 That's my Life Alert.
我得吃藥了 I gotta take my pill.
快點 Come on!
斯賓塞 Spencer!
我的天 你還活著 My God, you're alive.
你們怎么來這里了 What are you guys doing here?
我們怎么來了 我們來救你啊 蠢貨 What are we doing here? We came to get you, fool!
-寶芬妮 -不是寶芬妮 我是弗里奇 該死 - Bethany? - Not Bethany. Fridge, goddamn it!
什么 所以... What? So, um...
我是麥洛·沃克 親愛的 Milo Walker, darling.
麥洛 Milo?
-斯賓塞 是你嗎 孩子 -外公 - Spencer? Is that you, kiddo? - Grandpa?
大伙 我找到斯賓塞了 在這呢 Guys, I found Spencer. Here's Spencer right here.
你偷東西干什么 What are you stealing for?
我還是之前的角色 I'm still me.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hey.
快走 Come on.
我們走 Let's go.
該死 差點得手 我都拿到鑰匙了 Damn it, I was so close. I had the key in my hand.
-你為什么要阻止我 -有人說有小偷 - Why'd you stop me? - Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
所以我就抓住你了 還要我怎么做呢 so I grabbed you. What do you want?
你們不該來這里的 都在我掌控之中了 You guys shouldn't have come here. I had it under control.
是嗎 因為你似乎剛被殺了一回 Did you? Because it looked like you just got murdered.
究竟怎么回事 斯賓塞 你為什么來這里 I mean, what the hell, Spencer? Why are you even here?
游戲怎么會在你手里 Why did you have the game?
我們把游戲毀了 就是不愿今天這一幕發生 We destroyed it so that this would never happen!
我返回去拿到的 好吧 I went back and got it, okay?
我不知道為什么 但我還是拿了 I-I don't know why I did it, but I did.
然后昨晚 And then last night...
我的心情有點奇怪 I-I've been in kind of a weird place,
就有了這種想法 好吧 and something came over me, okay?
現在我們又困在這里了 And now we're all stuck here again!
我以為我會成為他呢 布雷夫史東 I thought that I would be him. Bravestone!
我想...我想重新擁有那種感覺 I want... I wanted to feel like that again.
那種...我什么都能做到的感覺 Like... I could do anything.
但相反 我成了 But instead, I'm, um...
明·迅足 Ming Fleetfoot.
弱點 花粉
強項 飛賊 扒手 撬保險箱
"飛賊 扒手 撬保險箱" "Cat burglar, pickpocket, safecracker."
這個角色也比我的好 Another better character.
-"弱勢 花粉" -是 - "Weakness: pollen." - Yeah.
她身材纖細身手敏捷 還過敏 She's small and crafty and, and has allergies.
她簡直就是我本人 I mean, she's basically me.
我發誓 要是我們活下去了 I swear, man, if we survive,
我要殺了你 I am gonna kill you.
我無法相信你是故意回來的 I just can't believe you came back here on purpose.
對不起 好嗎 I'm sorry. Okay?
對不起 I'm sorry.
等等 Wait!
她來了 There she is.
-誰 -我前任 - Who? - My ex.
好吧 Okay.
你好 Hi.
要是讓我丈夫知道我和你說了話 If my husband knew I was talking to you,
你就活不到明天早晨了 you'd be dead by morning.
那就別告訴他 Don't tell him?
聽我說 尤爾根和他的軍隊 Listen to me, Jurgen and his army
要回他的堡壘去 are returning to his fortress.
他們要在那里見卡巴比克兄弟 There, they will meet the Brothers Kababik.
他會把獵鷹寶石交給他們 以此結成聯盟 He will trade the Falcon Jewel, and an alliance will be formed.
你必須要在此之前拿到寶石 You must get the jewel before that happens.
你是我們唯一的希望了 You're our only hope,
所以你必須趕緊去 so you must hurry.
老天 My.
-你必須要走了 -該走了 - Now you must go. - Gotta go.
等等 他們會見到什么兄弟 Wait, they're gonna meet the Brothers who?
卡巴比克兄弟 The Brothers Kababik.
-巴巴比克兄弟 -小點聲 - The, the Brothers Bababik. - Shh!
-卡巴比克 -你必須要在此之前 - Kababik? - You must get the jewel
拿到寶石 before that happens.
你是我們唯一的希望了 所以你必須趕緊去 You are our only hope, so you must hurry.
我覺得你應該再給我們解釋一遍 I think you should explain it to us one more time.
等等 Wait a second.
那沙漠果實是什么 What about the desert fruit?
你不指引我們去找那個嗎 Aren't you gonna lead us to that?
我必須要走了 Now I must go...
趁彈簧刀還沒發現我不在了 before Switchblade realizes I'm gone.
什么 彈簧刀 What? Switchblade?
那是他的弱點 That's his weakness.
我愛你 布雷夫史東博士 I love you, Dr. Bravestone.
我永遠都愛你 And I always will.
這... That...
是我的詛咒 is my curse.
我也愛你 I love you too!
她似乎是個好姑娘 She seems like a nice girl.
我們需要駱駝 We need camels.
好了大伙 要想追上尤爾根 我們就需要駱駝 Okay, you guys, if we're gonna catch up with Jurgen, we need camels.
我們還需要找到那個什么沙漠果實 And we need to find the desert fruit, whatever that is.
"跟隨火焰" 我猜我們得跟著她 "Follow the flame." I mean, I guess we have to follow her.
你們去跟著她 我們去偷幾頭駱駝 You guys follow her, we'll go steal some camels.
"勇敢島漿果樹" "Jumanji Berry Tree."
勇敢島漿果樹 所需之時 勿忘種子
勇敢島漿果 Jumanji berry?
這就是沙漠果實嗎 That's a desert fruit?
估計是吧 I guess.
"所需之時 勿忘種子" "In the moment of need, remember the seed."
有點勇敢島智慧的意思 A little bit of Jumanji wisdom there.
就在那 There it is.
好了 麥洛和我進去偷駱駝 Okay, Milo and I will break in and get the camels.
外公 你在這里放哨 好嗎 低調點 Grandpa, you stay here on lookout, alright? Keep a low profile.
明白嗎 低調點 Got it? Low profile.
要是有人要進牲畜棚 If anyone tries to enter the livery,
就吹個口哨之類的 just, I don't know, whistle or something.
沒問題 Sure thing.
現在不是你悶騷的時候 That's not when you smolder.
你這時機不對 算了 It's not the moment for it. Forget it.
我就那么做了 也不知道在做什么 I just did it. I don't know what it was.
你看著就像肚子不舒服一樣 Look like your stomach is upset.
好像是吃壞肚了子 Like you ate something bad.
天啊 Man.
我在出汗 我在出汗 I'm sweating. I'm sweating.
我非常不適應偷東西 Stealing makes me very uncomfortable,
作為一個盜賊來說這可不太好 which is not ideal for a burglar.
那么果實在樹上 So the fruit is in the tree.
但如果不穿過這片水 But you can't get to it
也不知道是不是水 without going through the water
就摘不到 or whatever that is.
可能會被煮熟或者被食人魚吃了之類的 Get boiled or eaten by piranhas or something.
"跟隨火焰" "Follow the flame."
我們應該要這么過去 I think that's how we get there.
但我不知道自己怎么可能跳過去 But I don't know how I'm supposed to make that jump.
有可行性 I mean, it's doable...
但我沒有平時那種爆發力了 but I don't have my usual explosiveness.
什么...靠 厲害 Wh... Ho! Yo!
棒 Yes!
瑪莎 Martha!
-瑪莎 -果實非常重 - Martha! - Oh, it's really heavy.
你還好吧 把手給我 You okay? Give me your hand.
上來 There you go.
等一等 Wait a second.
-什... -老天 什么情況 - What...? - The hell, man?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
-什么鬼 -天吶 - The hell, man? - Oh, my God.
-弗里奇 -對 - Fridge? - Yeah.
瑪莎 Martha?
對 Yeah.
一邊去 這里沒什么好看的 Hey, move along. Nothing to see here.
你說什么 What'd you say?
我說趕緊走 伙計 I said, keep walking, pal.
這里沒什么好看的 走開 Nothing to see here. Beat it.
-你說什么 -我讓你們走開 一邊去 - What'd you say? - I said beat it, get out of here.
你說什么 What'd you say?
我說滾 I said, scram!
你們想跟我打嗎 來啊 來啊 You want a piece of me? Yeah, come on, come on.
你們有什么能耐 讓我瞧瞧 來啊 What do you got? What do you got? Come on!
來挨揍啊 Come and get it.
來啊 你們這些混蛋 Come on, you bastards!
來 駱駝 駱駝 Here, camel, camel.
來吧 走吧 Come on, let's go.
它們是驕傲雄壯的動物 對嗎 They are proud and majestic animals, aren't they?
不客氣 Oh, you're welcome.
你 你是...你剛剛是在和它們說話嗎 Did you, did you...? Were you just talking to them?
按你的菜單鍵 就在這里 Um, press your menu. Uh, it's right here.
弱點 蛋糕 速度 力量
強項 生物學 武器專員 語言學
"語言學" "Linguistics."
你可以和動物對話 You can talk to animals.
對 Yes.
看起來我能和駱駝對話 It appears that I speak camel.
你能讓它們跟我們走嗎 Can you ask them to like...come with us and...?
稍等一下 Excuse me.
它們有話要說 They're willing to talk.
它們想知道對它們有什么好處 Uh, they wanna know what's in it for them
以及我們有多少行李 and how much luggage we have.
你看看我這樣子 Will you look at me?
扮這么個角色能干什么 I mean, what am I supposed to do with this?
你是地圖通 You read the map.
我不想做地圖通 我應該是她才對 I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her.
結果呢 我臉上都長毛了 Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face!
抱歉 每具身體都很美 即便這個也一樣 Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one.
等一等 Wait a second.
-真神奇 -當心點 - Oh, this is amazing! - Careful.
弗里奇 Fridge...
這個角色真是棒呆了 Yo, this thing is insane!
小心點 那身體不是個玩具 Be careful. That body is not a toy.
不是玩具 這身體是一臺機器 No, it's a machine.
更棒的是 And on top of that...
有胸 boobs.
你碰我的胸 我就殺了你 Touch my boobs, and I will murder you.
太晚了 我做的第一件事就是那個 Too late. It was literally the first thing I did.
夠了 別那樣 Hey, hey, don't do that.
我們帶著勇敢島漿果去跟他們匯合吧 Let's take this Jumanji berry and go meet them.
別緊張 姑娘 Relax, girl.
我要試試你做的那套空中雜耍 I'm trying that flying acrobat thing you did.
-別 我們已經有漿果了 -看好了 - Don't. We have the berry. - Check this out.
沒必要這樣 It's not necessary.
等等 Wait.
弗里奇 小心點 我跟你說 那身體是個武器 Fridge, be careful! I am telling you, that body's a weapon.
你不知道它能做到什么地步 You don't even know what it's capable of.
這真神奇 This is amazing!
那身體是把上膛的槍 That body's a loaded gun!
對 這把槍現在就要射擊了 Yeah! And this gun's about to go off!
老天 Oh, my God!
弗里奇 Fridge!
快過來 Come here.
-我的天 -見鬼 - Oh, my God. - Goddamn it!
來 沒事 我拉住你了 Here, Okay, I got you. I got ya.
不 不 不 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no!
老天 剛剛太可怕了 Oh, my God, that was awful.
我討厭當地圖通 I hate being the map guy!
我們趕緊走吧 Let's get out of here.
彈簧刀 他在那里 Switchblade! There he is.
布雷夫史東 Bravestone!
我告訴過你 離我老婆遠一點 I told you to stay the hell away from my wife!
-有人來了 -你做了什么 - We got company. - What did you do?
好了伙計們 就是現在 我們需要你們 All right, guys, this is the moment. We need you now.
它們說我們可以從后門出去 Uh, they said that we can get away out the back door.
-你是在和那頭駱駝說話嗎 -對 - Are you talking to that camel? - Yes.
它們是露希爾和漢克 That's Lucille and Hank.
后面的是杰弗瑞 And Jeffrey's in the back.
-我們得趕緊走了 -出了什么事 - We should get going. - What happened?
我爺爺無緣無故打了45個陌生人 My grandpa beat up 45 strangers for no reason.
那女人的丈夫想殺了他 That woman's husband is trying to kill him.
那就是沙漠果實嗎 Is that the desert fruit?
對 是勇敢島漿果 Yeah. It's a Jumanji berry,
大概有九十斤重 and it weighs like 100 pounds.
讓我外公帶著它 My grandpa will carry it.
我們得走了 We should get out of here.
-快走吧 外公 -我們走 - Come on, Grandpa. - Let's go.
-我可以干掉他們 -什么 - I could take them. - What?
你說什么呢 我們剛剛逃脫 What are you talking about? We escaped.
-我說 我能干掉他們 -艾迪 - I said, I could take them. - Oh, Eddie.
不 艾迪外公 那是彈簧刀 No, Grandpa Eddie, that's Switchblade!
人生中有些時候你得逃跑 I'm telling you, there's a time in life when you run.
也有一些時候 比如現在 應該留... Then there's a time in life, like now, where you stay...
彈簧刀 彈簧刀 Switchblade! Switchblade!
好準頭 彈簧刀 Nice shot, Switchblade!
看我干啥 What?
我們應該很快就能看到扎特米爾山了 We should see Mount Zhatmire pretty soon.
格拉迪斯死前曾和我一起開車旅行過 You know, Gladys and I took a road trip before she passed.
我們穿過西南 We went on a ceramics tour
進行了一次陶瓷之旅 through the Southwest.
我失去了我的餐廳 就為了讓你能開車到處玩 I lost my restaurant so you could drive around
-賞玩陶瓷煙灰缸 -對 艾迪 - and look at ashtrays? - Yes, Eddie.
退休了就應該干這個 That's what you do when you retire.
拓展自己的興趣 You explore your interests.
我沒有興趣 I don't have interests.
我這樣的人不退休 Guys like me, we don't retire!
我們工作 一直工作 We work, and then we keep working,
一直到最后 干到死 and then, eventually, we die.
但你讓我退休了 你讓我退休了 But you retired me. You retired me.
我能撐那么就都是奇跡了 It's a wonder I lasted as long as I did.
-什么 -你特別難以相處 艾迪 - What? - You're a difficult man, Ed.
人不能拋棄自己最好的朋友 麥洛 You don't abandon your best friend, Milo.
我失去餐廳就是失去了一切 When I lost the restaurant, I lost everything!
你... You...?
對 對 我知道 Yes. Yes, I know he is.
什么 你是在跟我的駱駝說話嗎 What? Are you talking to my camel?
對 我是在和駱駝說話 Yes, I'm talking to the camel.
它看得出來你特別討人厭 And he can tell that you're a pain in the ass.
我的駱駝竟然站你那邊 My camel's taking your side?
它不是你的駱駝 And he's not your camel.
它只是載你一程 He's just giving you a ride.
是嗎 那你們倆都去死吧 Well, how about the both of you go screw yourselves?
-你剛剛說了什么 -伙計們 - What did you just say? - Guys!
你和我 我們現在就在這里把這事了結了 You and me, we gonna settle this right here, right now!
-讓你瞧瞧我的厲害 -你要做什么 - I'll show you what I am talking about. - What are you doing?
-我夠不著地 -麥洛 你要干什么 - Don't know where I'm going. - Milo, what are you doing?
等等 等等 好了 Hold on. Wait, wait. Here we go.
你想跟我打 你是這么想的嗎 You want a piece of me, huh? That's what you want?
你不會想和他打的 麥洛 You do not want a piece of him, Milo, I'm telling you.
那你就錯了 年輕人 Oh, that's where you're wrong, young man.
因為我確實想揍他一頓 'Cause I do want a piece.
我想狠狠揍他一頓 I want a big piece.
艾迪 你不知道 See, Eddie, what you don't know
過去十五年 is that for the last 15 years,
我一直都在練太極 I've been studying tai chi.
現在 And right now,
我要運氣 I am harnessing my chi.
我運好氣了以后 就要抽你的屁股 And when I'm done, I'm gonna whup your ass.
麥洛 我跟你說這不是個好主意 Milo, I am telling you, this is not a good idea.
不 No!
拜托 老兄 Oh, dude!
你不能再殺人了 You gotta stop killing everybody.
好吧 All right, then.
我看這就算了結了 Well, I guess that's settled.
駱駝停下來了 The camels just stopped.
它們只能到這里 This is as far as they go.
它們說去尤爾根的堡壘的話 To get to Jurgen's fortress,
我們要沿這條路走 they said that we can head down this path here
然后右轉 and make a right.
我們就會走到他的領地上 Then we're in his territory.
它們不想去那里 And they don't wanna go there
因為它們不想死 because they don't want to die.
我們也不想死 We don't wanna die either.
他真是有史以來最差勁的布雷夫史東了 He's the worst Bravestone of all time.
所以我們得越過...這個 So we have to get across... this.
我們能做到 我們能做到 Okay, we can do this. We can do this.
我們就是得慢慢來 做出謹慎的決定 We just have to take our time, make careful decisions.
你在說什么呢 這很容易 What are you talking about? It's obvious.
我們從那個橋開始 We start on that bridge there,
然后跳到那個朝右偏三十度的 then jump to that one that heads to the right at 30 degrees,
然后是那兩個像是梯形兩腰的橋 and then those two that look like two sides of a trapezoid...
幾何學 原來是這里要用到的 Geometry. That's what it's for!
也許這個角色也不是完全沒用 Maybe this character's not totally worthless.
-我先走 -真的嗎 - I'll go first. - Really?
你們看 沒什么大不了 You see? It's no big deal.
-怎么回事 -不不不 - Oh. What's going on? - Oh, no, no, no.
糟了 Oh, no.
-不 -外公 - No. - Grandpa!
見鬼 Ah, crap.
老天 Ah, geez.
搞什么 What the hell?
-沒事 我們能做到 -是嗎 - It's okay. We can do this. - Yeah?
關鍵是找到正確時機 It's about finding the right timing.
-來 來 來 -跟著我 - Come on, come on, come on. - Follow me.
快來 Come on!
來吧 麥洛 快過來 Come on, Milo, come on!
-老天 -過來 - Oh, Lord. -Here.
行了 Oh, okay.
大伙 Hey, you guys.
那個石頭是不是... 在動 Is that rock... moving?
-糟了 -怎么了 - Oh, no. - What?
有麻煩了 Well, now, this is a problem.
-快點說 是什么 -老天 - Come on, what is it? - Oh, my.
說啊 是什么 Spit it out! What is it?
-告訴我們 -快告訴我們 麥洛 - Just tell us! - Tell us! Milo!
那些是山魈 Those are mandrills.
-我們得跑了 跑 跑 -快跑 - We should go. Go, go! - Go!
那一架 鈍角方向 That one! Obtuse angle!
注意它們臉和屁股周圍獨特的鮮艷色彩 Note the distinctive and colorful pigment around their face and buttocks.
山魈是所有猴子中最重的 Mandrills are the heaviest of all monkeys.
甚至比狒狒更重 這兩種經常被弄混 Even heavier than baboons, with which they are often confused.
現在走菱形 And now head for the rhombus!
快 快走 Come on. Hurry up.
-菱形 菱形 -快 - Rhombus! Rhombus! - Come on.
不 瑪莎 No, Martha!
-不是那架橋 你跳錯了 -什么 - Not that one. You're on the wrong bridge! - What?
跟它垂直那架 The perpendicular one!
瑪莎 Martha!
不 No!
斯賓塞 你后面 Spencer, behind you!
快跳 Jump!
快 我接著你 Come on, I got you!
斯賓塞 Spencer!
不 No!
不 不 No! No!
滾下去 Get off!
快來 Come on.
放馬過來吧 All right, bring it on.
來啊 快過來 Come on, come here.
外公 Grandpa!
外公 夠了 Grandpa! Enough!
-外公 停下 -就是這樣 - Grandpa, stop! - Yeah!
它們都掉下去了 They're gone!
快走 Come on!
把手給我 Give me your hand!
-什么 -相信我 - What? - Trust me!
走 Go.
最后一個 跳準拋物線的中心 Last one. Aim for the center of the parabola!
該死 他娘... Damn. Son of a...
-艾迪 -麥洛 - Eddie? - Milo!
艾迪 艾迪 你去哪 Eddie! Eddie, where you going?
我需要你的幫助 艾迪 I need your help, Eddie.
艾迪 Eddie!
艾迪 麥洛 Eddie! Milo!
-不是吧 -拜拜了 - Seriously? - Later.
-快跑 -快跑 - Run! - Run!
大伙好啊 Guys.
這又是誰 Who the hell's this?
亞歷克斯 你怎么來了 Alex, what are you doing here?
寶芬妮覺得你們或許需要幫助 Bethany thought you might need some help.
-寶芬妮在哪 -就在這里 - Where is Bethany? - She's right here.
你是說... You mean...?
"驚訝吧 "Oh, my God, right?
我居然是一匹馬 Like, I'm a total horse.
不敢相信我們找到了你們" I can't believe that we found you guys."
確實是寶芬妮 你怎么樣 姐妹 Yep, that's Bethany. What's up, girl?
給你們帶了厚衣服 We brought you some clothes.
你們肯定凍壞了 You must be freezing.
這匹馬也是游戲角色嗎 So, this horse is a character in the game?
沒錯 他叫賽科龍 Yeah. Cyclone's his name.
-感覺怎么樣 -不知道 - How's that feel? - I don't know.
扭那一下挺嚴重 I sprained it pretty good.
你們究竟從哪找的衣服 Where'd you get these clothes anyway?
當我意識到我們要深入北方 When I realized how far north we were going,
就中途停下去購物了 we stopped to go shopping.
這里也能購物嗎 你怎么知道上哪去購物 You can shop here? How did you know where to do that?
我曾在這里待了二十年 小子 I was here for 20 years, kiddo.
至少我不用再戴那頂蠢帽子 At least I got rid of that stupid hat.
卻又戴上這頂蠢帽子 Now I got this stupid hat.
很神奇 是不是 It's something, isn't it?
沒錯 神奇 Yeah, it's something.
艾迪 知道嗎 You know, Eddie...
你那時失去餐館并沒有失去一切 you didn't lose everything when you lost the restaurant.
你還擁有很多 兄弟 You still got a lot, man.
我失去了朋友 I lost my friend.
我也是 So did I.
很抱歉 麥洛 I'm sorry, Milo.
我也很抱歉 艾迪 I'm sorry too, Eddie.
我很早之前就該去找你 I should have tracked you down a long time ago.
我很高興你來我家喝咖啡了 I'm glad you came over for coffee.
什么促使你這么做 What made you do it, huh?
為什么是現在 I mean, why now?
麥洛 怎么回事 Milo, what's going on?
你病了 You're sick.
多嚴重 How bad?
我沒剩多少時間了 I don't have much time left.
該死的 Son of a bitch.
但我覺得自己很幸運 艾迪 But I count myself lucky, Eddie.
我娶了一個非常好的女人 I was married to a wonderful woman.
活了精彩的一生 I got to live a wonderful life.
并非人人都能這么說 And not everybody can say that.
所以我想和你改善關系 That's why I wanted to make things better with you.
如今改善了 And now that they are...
我... well, I'm...
我為此很開心 I'm happy about that too.
外公 麥洛 快來 我們要走了 Grandpa, Milo. Come on, we gotta go.
堡壘 "The Fortress."
堡壘
綠洲
勇敢島漿果樹
扎特米爾山
看著像最后一關了 Looks like the last level.
好吧 我們爬上山 Okay, so we climb that mountain
然后找辦法溜進去 and then we sneak in somehow.
沒錯 然后在卡巴比克兄弟到之前 Yeah, and then we steal the jewel
偷走那個寶石 before the Brothers Kababik get there.
-然后讓其沐浴在陽光之下 -好計劃 - And then show it to the sun? - Sounds like a plan.
什么 What?
抱歉 我好像沒聽出這方案里有任何計劃 I'm sorry, I think I missed the "Plan" part of the plan.
剛剛那關差點害死所有人 我都無法行走了 That last level almost killed us all. I can barely walk.
要是你外公揍錯人 Your grandpa beats the hell out of the wrong guy
或者我們被北極熊攻擊什么的 or we get attacked by a polar bear or something,
我該怎么辦 what am I supposed to do?
我不會揍錯人 I'm not gonna beat up the wrong guy.
你肯定會揍錯人 You are gonna beat up the wrong guy!
你不是優秀的布雷夫史東 You're not a good Bravestone!
你太頑固 太暴躁 You're too stubborn and pissed off.
不停害死我們 You keep getting us killed.
你在說什么 What the hell you talking about?
還有麥洛 And Milo...
恕我直言 先生 And I say this with all due respect, sir.
不是當動物學家的好人選 is not a good person to be the zoologist.
他說話太慢 說到重點時人早死了 He talks too slow, and by the time he gets to the point, you're dead!
再說一次 無意冒犯 Once again, no offense.
沒關系 None taken.
我告訴你為什么 And let me tell you why.
-因為我朋友伯納德... -瞧見沒 - Because my friend Bernard... - You see?
你是一個小偷 卻神經過敏不敢偷 You're a thief who's too neurotic to steal anything,
寶芬妮是一匹馬 Bethany's a horse...
我只知道 我們又一次被困這里 All I know is, we are stuck here again,
剩的生命不多 我的腳踝還疼死了 we are running out of lives, and my ankle is killing me!
-天啊 -弗里奇 - Oh, my God! - Fridge!
弗里奇 你沒事吧 Fridge! Are you okay?
你們得來看看這個 Yo, you guys gotta see this!
在漿果樹旁的水就是這個樣子 That's what the water looked like at the tree.
我們那時... When we...
互換了身體 Switched bodies.
天殺的 好冷 Goddamn, that is cold!
老天 凍死了 Man! It's freezing!
搞毛啊 What the hell, man?
太棒了 Yes!
我好想你 I missed you so much.
天啊 伙計們 你們好 Oh, my God, you guys, hi.
斯賓塞 Spencer?
-外公 -是我 怎么 - Grandpa? - Yeah, what?
麥洛 Milo?
你真該看看你的傲人尺寸... You should see the size of your...
該死 Damn.
我從沒想到縮小會這么開心 I never thought I'd be this happy to shrink.
我從未見過那樣的事 I have never seen anything quite like that before.
老天 能再次用語言交流真是太好了 Oh, my God, it's so good to be able to talk again with words.
-斯賓塞 你好啊 -你好 寶芬妮 - Spencer, hi! - Hey, Bethany.
我們得好好敘敘舊 We have so much catching up to do.
我想聽你在紐約的事 I wanna hear everything about New York.
不過感覺現在這時機不太對 But it feels like maybe this isn't the perfect, like, moment.
是的 晚點再說 Right. Like, later.
一定哦 Later.
-好點了嗎 -是的 - Better? - Yeah.
好多了 Much.
我有頭發 I got hair!
四十年來頭一回 我得去告訴麥洛 For the first time in 40 years. I gotta go tell Milo.
-出去小心點 外公 -好 - Be careful out there, Grandpa. - Yeah.
-你腳踝怎么樣 -什么 - How's your ankle? - Hm?
-你的腳踝 -有點痛 - Your ankle. - It's a little sore.
但絕對沒你表現的那么痛 But definitely not as bad as you were making it seem.
-你這話什么意思 -沒什么 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
只是你剛剛說自己扭傷得很厲害 沒那么嚴重 Just you were making a big deal of it. It's not that bad.
離那匹馬遠點 Get the hell away from that horse!
別動 Freeze!
麥洛 Milo!
等等 是哪只腳 Wait, which ankle was it?
別動 Hold it.
別碰我 Get your hands off of me!
我陪著你 麥洛 I'm with you, Milo.
我就在這里 I'm right here.
大伙 Guys, guys.
艾迪和麥洛 Eddie and Milo.
被抓走了 They got them.
到處都是冰 There's ice everywhere,
進去只有一條路 and there's only one road in.
四處都是守衛 我不知道怎么能進去 It's covered with guards. I don't know how we'll get in.
我看到冰崖頂有一處地牢 Okay. I see a dungeon at the top of this ice wall.
堡壘
你外公肯定被關在那里 That must be where they're keeping your grandpa.
麥洛很可能在反方向 And Milo is probably in this, like, barn thing
那地方看起來像個畜棚 all the way on the other side of the place.
好吧 我們得分頭行動 Okay. We gotta split up.
一隊去找麥洛 另一隊救出我外公 One team goes to get Milo, the other busts out my Grandpa.
可是我們怎么進去 But how do we get in?
弗里奇 你背包里有什么攀冰裝備嗎 Fridge, do you have any ice-climbing equipment in your backpack?
你是說這樣的嗎 You mean something like this?
攀冰裝備
-就是這樣的 -瞧 - Just like that. - See?
所以我是背包男 That's why I'm the backpack guy.
-這就是原因 -是的 你真的很在行 - That's why. - Yeah. You're great at that.
對 我知道 Yeah, I know.
瑪莎 你愿意跟我去嗎 Martha, will you come with me?
當然愿意 Of course.
我都忘了這樣的感覺 I forgot what this part feels like.
很嚇人 It's scary.
是啊 Yeah.
我們可以的 這只小隊無所不能 We can do it. This team can do anything.
這事我最清楚了 Nobody knows that better than me.
-對 -來吧 朋友們 - Yeah. - Come on, you guys.
我們來加油 Bring it in.
來勢洶洶 Be aggressive.
來 來勢洶洶 Be, be aggressive.
來勢洶洶 Be aggressive.
來 來勢洶洶 一起說啊 Be, be aggressive. Come on, guys.
我想的不是這個 不要 That's not what I thought this was. No.
我們該出發了 We should just go.
好吧 加油 小隊 Okay, just... Go, team.
很好 Okay.
我要混到他們里面 I'm gonna try to sneak in with them.
穿成這樣我應該可以通過 你們留在這里 I think in this outfit, I might be able to pass. You guys stay here...
什么 那不行 What? No way.
時機到了 你們留下 Now's the moment. Stay here.
-亞歷克斯 不 -祝你好運 亞歷克斯 - Alex, no! - Go. Good luck, Alex.
我們走 Come on.
你說什么"我們走" 寶芬妮 What are you talking about, "Come on"? Bethany.
寶芬妮 Bethany!
向右轉 Turn right.
你們 站住別動 You there. Stay where you are.
誰 我們嗎 Who, us?
你們是卡巴比克兄弟嗎 Are you the Brothers Kababik?
-我們是誰 -你們是卡巴比克兄弟嗎 - Are we the who? - Are you the Brothers Kababik?
是 Yes.
就我們 我們正是 We are them. It is we. Us.
我們就是卡達布 卡達布里克兄弟 We are the Brothers Cadabra... Kadabrik.
他是其中一個兄弟 He is one brother,
我是另一個 and I am the other brother.
我們同父異母 We... We got different mothers.
但我們 是來取約定之物 But we, uh... We came to get the thing that we came to get.
卡巴比克兄弟 Brothers Kababik,
我代表野蠻人尤爾根 on behalf of Jurgen the Brutal,
歡迎你們來到扎特米爾要塞 welcome to Zhatmire Stronghold.
謝謝 Thank you.
有件事我一定要問你 There's something I have to ask you.
你問 Okay.
為什么你該來看我的時候 你都不來 Why didn't you come visit when you were supposed to?
你第一次取消了 You canceled the first time,
然后又打算萬圣節再來 你又取消了 then you were gonna come for Halloween. You cancel again.
然后我再聽到你消息的時候 Then the next time I hear from you,
你告訴我說 我們該冷靜一段時間 you tell me we should take a break?
就是 我看著你在圖享網上的那些照片 It's just... I saw all your pictures on Instagram,
你看起來那么開心 我 and you looked like you were having so much fun, and...
我真的很沒有安全感 I just got really insecure or something.
我感覺我不是自己認為的那個人 Like I wasn't the guy I thought I was.
或者我不是你所認為的那個人 Or I wasn't the guy you thought I was.
那樣情況就更糟 Which would be even worse.
斯賓塞 你覺得我就 Spencer, do you think I'm not...
不是每時每刻都擔驚受怕嗎 totally terrified all the time?
我去上學 然后突然之間 I got to school, and suddenly,
我這輩子第一次 大家真的喜歡我 for the first time ever, people really liked me.
但我一直覺得 But I'm always thinking that...
我也說不清 I don't know, like it's...
就像是別人遲早會發現 Like it's just a matter of time
真實的我是什么樣子 before somebody figures out who I really am.
但后來我看到了你 But then I see you.
你讓我喜歡上了 And you're the person who makes me feel good...
真實的自我 about who I really am.
當你感到害怕 不安 When you're, like, scared and insecure,
那就是你最需要朋友的時候 that's when you need your people the most.
沃克先生 Hey, Mr. Walker.
拉那么長的臉干什么 Why the long face?
老一輩的冷笑話 抱歉我沒忍住 Dad joke. Sorry. Can't help it.
我來救你出去 Let's get you out of here.
好吧 Okay.
這就是障礙跑 It's just an obstacle course.
你很擅長這個的 You were good at those.
好了好了 開個房去 All right, all right, get a room.
外公 我們來把你弄出來 Grandpa... let's get you out of there.
我來 Here.
我們來把這地方炸了 怎么樣 Let's blow this joint, huh?
我們還是得找到寶石 外公 We still have to find the jewel, Grandpa.
肯定在金庫或者珍寶室之類的地方 It must be in a vault or treasure room or something like that.
對 這種游戲都是這樣的 Yeah, that's how it works in these games.
我來這破地方的路上經過了一個金庫 I passed a vault on the way up to this dump.
一個門 一米厚的鋼門 Single access, 3-foot-thick steel door.
進去的唯一方法是通過天花板的爐柵 Only way in is through a grate in the ceiling.
我覺得應該可以了 I think I got it now.
只需要踩在 Just stay on...
凸起的磚塊上 the raised ones.
野蠻人尤爾根正在等你們 Jurgen the Brutal awaits.
告訴我 你們誰是誰 So, tell me, which brother is which?
你什么意思 How do you mean?
哪個兄弟是哪個 Which brother is which?
你們誰是奧古圖斯 誰是托馬托利 Which of you is Augustus and which is Tomatoli?
我是奧古圖斯 I am Augustus.
我是托馬托利 And I'm Tomatolik.
奧古圖斯·卡巴比克 Augustus Kababik.
全勇敢島最聰明的人 The cleverest man in all of Jumanji.
沒錯 正是在下 Yes, I'm totally that man.
-以及托馬托利·卡巴比克 -是我 - And Tomatoli Kababik. - That's me.
最勇敢的閹人 The bravest eunuch.
-等下 什么 -你剛是說"閹人"嗎 - Wait a minute, what? - Did you say, "eunuch"?
托馬托利·卡巴比克 所有人都聽過 Tomatoli Kababik, everyone knows the tale
你偉大無私犧牲的故事 of your great and generous sacrifice.
你獻上你的睪丸 How you gave your testicles
以此拯救這土地不受洪水所害 in order to save the region from the floods.
可能哪里有點誤會 There might be a little confusion.
當然了 所有人都知道 Of course. Everybody knows the story
我這弟弟還有他著名的睪丸的故事 about my little brother and his famous testicles.
-愿它們安息 -愿它們安息 - Wherever they may be. - Wherever they may be.
好了 我們退一步 我們先從前面說起 All right, let's back up. Let's go back a little bit.
-要先說清楚幾件事 -他非常勇敢 - Let's clear some stuff up. - He's super brave.
我一直是特別聰明的那個 I've always been the super clever one,
他則一直是特別勇敢的那個 and he's always been super brave.
-特別沒蛋 -別胡說了 - And super ball-less. - Stop saying that!
-我的倆蛋都好好的在這里 -精神上還在 - Both of my balls are right here! - In spirit.
它們在精神上仍然存在 They're here in spirit.
永遠都是 Always.
當然了 Of course.
對吧 老弟 Right, bro?
沒錯 Right.
我沒有蛋 I got no balls.
寶箱就在那里 There's the chest.
好了 到你了 外公 Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
-誰 我嗎 -對 你是飛賊 - Who, me? - Yes. You're the cat burglar.
-什么 -你的角色 明 - Huh? - Your character, Ming.
-明 -對 明 - Ming? - Yes, Ming.
你的游戲角色 她叫這名字 Your avatar. That's her name.
你的小包里有一套開鎖器 Right there in your satchel, you have a set of lockpicks.
開鎖器 我怎么會有開鎖器 Lockpicks? Why would I have lockpicks?
因為明是飛賊 Because Ming's the cat burglar.
你不覺得應該是你們哪個來干這事嗎 Don't you think one of you should do this?
-你有這技能 -我有這技能 - You have the skills. - I have the skills?
不是你 是明 Not you. Ming.
是哦 明 Right. Ming.
求你別問明是誰 Please don't ask who Ming is.
還不賴 對吧 Not bad, huh?
現在我們就只要想辦法把你搞出去 Now we just gotta figure out how to get you out of here.
我們來看下吧 Shall we?
這就厲害了 Now, that's cool.
歡迎 要吃蛋糕嗎 Welcome. May I offer you a piece of cake?
不 不 No! No!
不要 No!
不了 謝謝 No, thank you.
穩住 Steady.
你那個叫明的朋友沒我這么好身手吧 I'd like to see your friend Ming do that!
我們有麻煩了 We got an issue here.
卡巴比克兄弟 我向二位介紹野蠻人尤爾根 Brothers Kababik, I present Jurgen the Brutal.
終于 At last,
在這歷史性的一天我們見面了 we meet on this historic day.
沒錯 見到閣下真是萬分榮幸 Yes, it is so great to meet you.
大人 你那又粗又圓的脖子上 Your Honor, if that be the Falcon Jewel
掛著的如果正是獵鷹寶石 upon your thick and meaty neck,
或許我們應該 perhaps we should...
拿走 take it.
今天我們建立了牢不可破的同盟 Today we forge an unbreakable alliance.
你們的家族會加入我 Your family will join me,
一片接一片的土地 我們終會征服世界 and land by land, we'll take the world.
所以在這歷史性的一天 我要問 So I ask, on this historic day,
她在哪里 where is she?
-誰在哪里 -你說的是誰 - Where's who? - Who you talking about?
你們的妹妹 Your sister.
即將嫁給我的 Soon to be my bride.
是這樣 這其中可能有什么誤會 You know what? I think that there's been a misunderstanding.
你們的妹妹在哪里 Where is your sister?
我們這說的是哪個妹妹 Which sister were we talking about?
黛比 布魯克 Debbie or... Brooke?
還是塞拉 Or Sierra?
你們的妹妹在哪里 Where is your sister?
她正在準備 就在旅店里 She's getting ready, back at the hotel.
她在干新娘婚禮當天會干的那些事 She's doing what brides do on their wedding day.
跟姑娘們待在一起 Hanging with the girls,
做一下發型 手足護理 getting her hair done, mani-pedi.
如果你們來了 而你們的妹妹沒來 If you come here without your sister...
我可能就要砍下你們的頭了 I just might have to cut off your heads.
不 不 別這樣 No! No, no, no. Don't.
天啊 別 放開 God, no. Get off!
-不要 -所以我再問最后一次 - No. No. - So I'll ask one last time:
-她在做手足護理 -你們的妹妹在哪里 - Getting a mani-pedi! - Where is your sister?
我在這里 I'm right here.
格溫德琳·霍滕西亞·露維達·卡巴比克 Gwendolyn Hortencia Lewelda Kababik?
是你嗎 Is that you?
對 是我 Yes. That is me.
現在有勞你 野蠻人老大 Now, please, O Brutal One,
放開我的哥哥們 release my brothers.
你是否愿意 在這一天這一刻 And is it your intention, on this day, at this hour,
與扎特米爾的野蠻人尤爾根成婚 to wed Jurgen the Brutal of Zhatmire?
對 正有此意 Yep. That's my plan.
你是否愿意為他延續血脈 And is it your intention to mother his children
使他與你的家族結為姻親同盟 and forge in blood this union with your family?
我愿意 Yes.
格溫德琳·卡巴比克 Gwendolyn Kababik...
舉世聞名 Known throughout the world
才貌雙全 for your beauty and cunning.
現在你是我的了 And now you're mine.
我可以拿獵鷹寶石嗎 May I hold the Falcon Jewel?
當然可以 我的新娘 Of course, my bride.
謝謝 Thank you.
拿走 Get it.
野蠻人尤爾根 Jurgen the Brutal!
卡巴比克兄弟行程延誤仍在戈雷克 The Brothers Kababik have been delayed in Gorek.
他們是假冒的 These are impostors!
-假冒的 -抓住他們 - Impostors? - Seize them!
不 不 我們可以解釋 No, no, no. No. We can explain.
不 不要 No, no, no.
有件事我忘了告訴你 I forgot to tell you one thing.
我有男朋友 I have a boyfriend.
退后 退后 Get back. Stay back.
離遠點 退后 Stay away. Get back!
退后 Get back!
滾開 Get out of here!
我會把你們給點了 混蛋們 I will torch you, bitches.
我會把你們的臉燒了 I will literally burn your face.
我去戈雷克見卡巴比克兄弟 I'll meet the brothers in Gorek.
把他們殺光 Kill them all!
去抓住他 Go get him!
去奪回寶石 Go get the jewel!
別擔心我們 快去 Don't worry about us. Just go!
背包 Backpack.
退遠點 我會幾何學 Get away! I know geometry.
我可不是開玩笑 退遠點 I'm not messing around, you guys. Get away!
弗里奇 我們要死了 Fridge, we're gonna die!
誰想跟新娘跳支舞 Anybody wanna dance with the bride?
你想來一下嗎 You want a piece?
來啊 Come on!
雙截棍 Nunchucks.
酷斃了 Awesome!
我們做到了 We did it.
快走 Let's go!
-快點 快點 -動作快 - Come on, come on! - Hurry!
你們看 Look!
-那是斯賓塞嗎 -我的天 - Is that Spencer? - Oh, my God.
不 No!
斯賓塞 Spencer!
你是什么人 Who are you?
我是斯摩德·布雷夫史東博士 I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.
弱點 勇敢島漿果
強項 兇猛 憤怒 斬首
斯賓塞 Spencer!
-他說騎到他背上 -誰 我嗎 - He says to get on his back. - Who, me?
不 Oh, no.
麥洛 Milo!
-我天 -他要干什么 - Oh, my God. - What's he doing?
等下 Wait.
麥洛 Milo!
太棒了 麥洛 Yeah, Milo!
沖啊 Go!
我們來了 斯賓塞 We're coming, Spencer!
"讓其沐浴在陽光之下" "Show it to the sun."
外公 寶石 Grandpa, the jewel!
你得讓它照到太陽 準備好 You gotta show it to the sun! Get ready!
加油 麥洛 Come on, Milo!
-快飛 -快點 快點 - Go! - Come on, come on!
來吧 Yeah!
-大聲呼喊其名 -大聲呼喊其名 - Call out its name. - Call out its name.
大聲呼喊其名 Call out its name!
勇敢島 Jumanji!
他們說什么 What'd they say?
勇敢島 Jumanji?
太好了 Yes!
我們勝利了 We won!
我們做到了 We did it!
把我放下來 Put me down.
-把我放下來 別鬧了 -好 - Put me down, goddamn it. Stop! - Okay.
你們就是在找這個嗎 這小東西 Is this what you were looking for? This little thing?
外公 你們真是太厲害了 Grandpa, you guys were incredible.
是啊 麥洛就是這樣 Yeah, that's the thing about Milo.
他有很多特長 He's got a lot of skills.
麥洛和艾迪 Milo and Eddie.
現在是什么情況 What are we doing here now?
做得好 勇敢的冒險家們 Well done, intrepid adventurers.
你們又一次拯救了勇敢島 You have saved Jumanji. Again.
現在如果你同意 And now, with your permission,
布雷夫史東博士 我就接管那寶石了 Dr. Bravestone, I will take the jewel from here.
我會用生命保護它 I will protect it with my life
把它交還給埃維安省的長老保管 and return it to the care of the elder at the Avian Province.
你們在這里的工作就結束了 And so your work here is done.
全勇敢島感謝你們 All of Jumanji thanks you.
悲傷的是 我們也要就此別過 And, sadly, this is where we part.
我不知道有什么好悲傷的 I don't know what's sad about it.
我已經準備好趕快離開了 I'm ready to get the hell out of here.
什么 What?
真的嗎 Really?
大伙 你們不會相信的 Guys, you're not gonna believe this.
他說什么 What'd he say?
-他說他 -想留下 - He says that he... - He wants to stay.
他說總要有人留下守護這個地方 He says somebody's gotta stay and look after this place.
他都75歲了 剛學會飛 And that he's 75 years old and he just learned how to fly.
但那樣他就出不去了 But he won't be able to get out.
他知道的 He knows.
麥洛 Milo.
我覺得 我才剛和你重歸于好 I feel like I, just got you back.
現在我要永遠失去你了 Now I'm losing you for good.
"你不會失去我的 兄弟 "You're not losing me, buddy.
我永遠在你身邊" I'll always be with you."
做你的搭檔 Being your partner...
是我一輩子最好的事之一 is one of the best things I ever got to be.
他說 "謝謝" He says, "Thank you."
不 不 No, no.
該我說謝謝 麥洛 Thank you, Milo.
好棒 Yes!
-保重 麥洛 -再見 - Take care, Milo! - Bye!
-去吧 麥洛 -再見 麥洛 - Go, Milo! - So long, Milo!
再見 沃克先生 Bye-bye, Mr. Walker!
那就是我的搭檔 That's my partner right there.
要是有麥洛這樣的朋友 那真是太幸運了 Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
走吧 外公 我們回家 Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
大伙們 Hey, guys.
謝謝你們來找我 Thanks for coming to get me.
你要是再來 你就爛在這里好了 斯賓塞 You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer!
我可不會再來了 'Cause I'm not coming back!
大家都還好嗎 Everybody okay?
還好 Yeah.
外公 你還好嗎 Grandpa, you okay?
我挺好 Yeah, I'm good.
我靠 Holy shit.
打 回到原位 反擊 Strike. Square one. Counterstrike.
下面那個大的嗎 The fat one on the bottom?
大的 不是 是R鍵上面那個大的 The fat... No, the fat one above the R.
好了 在二號上面 Okay. Atop number two.
對 對 打 打 Yeah. Yeah. So strike, strike.
沒錯 反擊 Yeah. Counterstrike.
然后踢我 Then kick me.
我跟你說點事 Let me tell you something.
-變老 -我知道 變老太不爽了 - Getting old... - I know. Getting old sucks.
變老 Getting old...
是一份饋贈 is a gift.
我有時候會忘記 I forget that sometimes.
但的確如此 But it is.
一個人還能再要求什么呢 What more could a guy possibly want?
你們好啊 Hey, guys.
你們今天過得怎么樣 How was your day?
非常好 It was really great.
沒錯 Yeah.
斯賓塞教我玩了一個電子游戲 Spencer taught me how to play a video game.
諾拉餐廳
算了吧 Hell, no.
你還好嗎 外公 You okay, Grandpa?
嗯 Yeah.
這里有很多美好的回憶 A lot of good memories here.
艾迪 Eddie.
艾迪 是你嗎 Eddie, is that you?
諾拉 Nora.
你們好啊 Hey, guys.
你好嗎 兄弟 What's up, bro?
生意如何 So how's business?
你知道的 You know how it is.
我的經理六個月前辭職了 搬去了費城 My manager quit six months ago, moved to Philly.
在那之后這里就一直亂糟糟的 Place has been kind of a mess ever since.
很難找到真正懂該如何運營餐館的人 It's hard to find people who really know how to do this.
這也不用我來跟你說了 I don't have to tell you this.
那么你這里需要幫忙咯 So you need some help around here?
你認真的嗎 You mean it?
我是說我 I mean, I...
我很榮幸 I'd be honored.
見到你真好 艾迪 It's really good to see you, Eddie.
我也是 Likewise.
我去把這個 I'm... I'm gonna take this
拿到我要去的那邊 where I was going and...
馬上就回來 I'll be right back.
你們也得來紐約 You guys gotta come to New York too.
對 我等不及了 Yeah, I can't wait.
這支小隊 永不走散 This team, forever.
永不走散 Forever.
一直這樣 Always.
一直永不走散 Always and forever?
-我們要保持聯系 -當然了 - Yeah, let's keep close though. - Of course, yeah.
還有件事 One thing.
我們能不能都說好 Can we all agree?
再也別回游戲里去了 Let's never go back there.
-我以為我們早就說好了 -肯定的 - I thought we already agreed on that. - That's fine.
抱歉來這么晚 Sorry it's so late.
每年到了這時候 Yeah, it's that time of year.
大家的暖氣全壞了 Everyone's heaters are broken.
沒關系 你來了就好 It's no problem. I'm just glad you made it.
爐子就在這邊 The furnace is right over here.
那是舊的電子游戲機嗎 Is that an old video game console?
對 可能吧 是我兒子的 Yeah, probably. It belongs to my son.
我是個游戲迷 Yeah, I'm a big gamer.
我從來沒見過這樣的東西 I've never seen anything like it.
看上去是壞了 Well, it looks like it's broken.
你最好別碰 Maybe you shouldn't touch it.