失控玩家
这里是自由城 This is Free City.
看看这位 他是戴墨镜的人之一 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
这些戴墨镜的人 都是英雄 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
欢迎来到自由城
他们掌控这座城市 想干什么就干什么 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你好性感 You are so hot.
我知道 Oh, I know.
你瞧 那甚至不是他的车 See? That's not even his car.
也不是他的老婆 Or his wife.
这些戴墨镜的人 他们可以为所欲为 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
他们执行各种任务 They go on all sorts of missions.
发型酷炫 衣着时髦 They got cool hair, cool clothes.
法律于他们而言根本算不上法律 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
只能算是温馨提示 They're more like mild suggestions.
比如说 我可不觉得他会把那辆车还回去 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
还有那位美女 Or that nice lady.
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翻译 Reginamoon 三四月 Murky 凉粉 Eunice
翻译 Caroline 纸鹤 Amy Abigail圆 易碎的绝对
明白我说的了吧 See what I mean?
英雄 Hero.
翻译 朱朱i猫咪 Flevance DerbyNinja 四畹饭 陈奥奥
翻译 Freddie爱咳嗽 Cath233 彼岸的宁静 蒙哥马利小姐
时间轴 今 噃噃 无关风粤
校对 小酸奶 后期 吉吉
我叫盖 我生活在天堂之中 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
总监 小酸奶
早上好 小金 Good morning, Goldie.
我在自由城住了一辈子 I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
有个死党 有条金鱼 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,
在银行工作 and I work at the bank.
还有什么不满意的 What more could a guy want?
周日天气温暖晴朗 有几起飞车劫案 Sunday should be warm and sunny with just a scattering of drive-bys.
很适合去海滩 杀手海滩除外 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,
那里将会闯入一架失窃的叛乱者武装飞机 which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire
并进行无差别扫射... from a renegade gunship stolen by--
每天早上 And every morning,
我都用一杯全世界最美味的咖啡 I start my day with the most delicious coffee
开启新的一天 in the whole, wide, whole world.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 两块糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你懂我 You know it.
这真是出乎意料的烫啊 That is unexpectedly hot.
天啊 太好喝了 Jeez, that's good.
感觉就像是破处 破嘴巴的处 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
谢谢你用爱做出这杯咖啡 Thank you for making this with such love.
不客气 You're welcome.
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你今天一切顺利 盖 Have a good one, Guy.
今天别过得太好 要过得超级好 Don't have a good day, have a great day!
不会吧 Hold the fudge.
这么牛逼的鞋居然没被人抢走 You mean to tell me that nobody snapped up those bad boys?
超级跳
就是今天了 Today is the day.
-和往日并无不同 -我会回来买这双鞋的 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
你好 盖 你的余额为
差一点 So close.
这简直是有史以来最美味的咖啡 This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我都想要为它写首歌了 I wanna write a song about it.
那我就要和着你的歌跳个舞 I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我好爱我的生活 I love my life.
找到你擅长的领域并维持下去还真是不错 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
所以人们才称之为"舒适区" That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
就因为太他妈舒服了 they're so damn comfortable.
乔 Oh, Joe!
周一啊 是吧 乔 Mondays, am I right, Joe?
-你说得没错 盖 -嗯 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自由城 我有我所需的一切 In Free City, I have everything I need.
今天别过得太好... Don't have a good day...
个人储蓄账户 存款单 自由城银行
要过得超级好 have a great day.
谢谢 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
除了一件事 Except one thing.
他们看上去好幸福 Seem happy.
好啦 别担心 盖 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy.
你也会遇到这样一个人的 You gonna find someone.
没事的 巴迪 Oh, it's okay, Bud.
我这一生好像都一直在寻找这个她 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也许不是人人都找得到的 Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人 趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
我知道我要找什么样的女人 I know the woman I'm looking for.
让我猜猜 Oh, let me guess.
-一个有着另类的幽默感的女人 -幽默感 - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour.
-痴迷于令人上头的流行天后 -流行天后 - An obsession with feel-good diva pop. - Diva pop.
没错 就是她 Yes, that's her.
她租住在我脑海里 不愿搬出去 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
你猜怎么着 我也不希望她搬走 And you know what? I don't want her to.
你猜怎么着 她既不会搬进来 也不会搬出去 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
知道为什么吗 因为她根本就不存在 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
-她只是个幻想 -真残忍 - She's just a fantasy. - That's cruel.
-这是幻想 -你好残忍 - It's a fantasy. - You're cruel.
-你此时此刻真坏 坏透了 -我只是实事求是 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
不要逞英雄 马上就会没事了 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
怎么说 下班后去海滩喝啤酒吗 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
下班后当然要去海滩上喝啤酒 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
想到就让我好开心 That makes me so happy.
我也是 Me too.
你有什么 What have you got?
秘密关卡存在的证明 你是在找这个吧 Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
你是有视频还是录屏 You got a video or a screen grab?
都没有 但我知道谁有 Nope. But I know who does.
想知道我是怎么对待浪费我时间的人的吗 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
有人玩真的啊 Someone wants to play.
你真是英国人 还是用了变口音器 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
我们可以什么时候见见面 'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
我可没有求着要一睹你妈家的地下室 谢了 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
挺幽默 Got jokes, huh?
我有张地图 上面显示了他仓库的所在地 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
不知道你要怎么进去 Don't know how you'll get in,
但如果你进去了 也许会对56号视频有兴趣 but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
我有个问题 Now, I got a question.
这个视频到底有什么特别的 What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特别之处在于我会杀死问及相关问题的人 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
我明白了 有意思 真有意思 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
姑娘 你的脾气可真不小 Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
但是说真的 到底是为了抢劫还是经验啊 But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
这些都是问题 Those are questions.
你有没有看见最后那个劫匪的运动鞋 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
两点半钟方向那个吗 The 2:30?
不 是四点钟方向的 No, the 4:00.
四分之三高帮 绝妙的海绵胶底 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
他踩在我脸上时柔软得几乎感觉不到 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
伙计 Oh, man.
天啊 大城市的生活真是无与伦比 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
还给我 Give it to me!
好像要下雨了 Looks like rain.
有人看见我的猫了吗 Has anyone seen my cat?
盖 你知道吗 人们总是在说 You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,
"盖比任何人都能承受踩在脸上的鞋" "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
当别人踩着你的脸时 I mean, when you put it on there,
你表现得特别泰然自若 you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
今天别过得太好 要过得超级好 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
我喜欢这首歌 Love that song.
这句倒是没听过 That's a new one.
就是她 That's her.
她是谁 Her who?
她就是我的梦中情人 巴迪 That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她是真实存在的 She exists.
我要去和她说话 I'm gonna go talk to her.
等等 伙计 她戴着墨镜呢 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
所以呢 So?
什么所以呢 Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨镜的人不会和我们这种人说话的 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
-你知道的 -我总得试试 - You know that! - I gotta try.
等等 盖 盖 Look, Guy! Guy!
盖 说好的去沙滩上喝啤酒呢 Guy! What about beers on the beach?
稍等一下 Excuse me!
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玩完了吗 You done?
抱歉 你们要关门了吗 Sorry. Are you closing?
是的 Yes.
平时我们不会把椅子放到桌上去的 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
这位点一小杯咖啡坐了四个小时的女士 one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
看起来你真的喜欢这个游戏 You really like that game, huh?
我12岁的外甥也很上瘾 My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
好像大家都特别沉迷 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
自由城吗 不是的 Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
我和这个游戏的发行人之间有法律纠纷 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher
而我需要的证据就在这个游戏里 and the evidence that I need is in the game.
-然后我就用我的代码... -可惜 - So then I had my codes-- - Oh,
要不是我们要关门了 我还真想多听听呢 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.
早上好 小金 Good morning, Goldie.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 两块糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
其实 今天我想点一杯卡布奇诺 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.
"卡布奇诺" 我喜欢这个词 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.
字母如瀑布般倾泻而下 It's like a waterfall of letters.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我想点一杯卡布奇诺 I'd like to try a cappuccino.
谢谢 Please.
但是你该点中杯咖啡 加奶油 两块糖 But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你应该点这个 所有人都应该点这个 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.
每天如此 永远如此 Every day. Always.
-我只是 -有人想要挨枪子儿了 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot.
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny.
我今天就只是想点一些不一样的 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?
之类的 对吗 Whatever. Right? Yeah?
大家好 Hi.
我就是想逗逗你 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
请给我中杯咖啡 加奶油 两块糖 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
我就是开个玩笑 I'm joking.
就是想吓吓你 逗你玩的 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.
他就是开个玩笑 He was just kidding!
你以为我会错过品味你绝妙手艺的机会吗 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?
绝无可能 No way, no how.
真烫啊 Mmm. That's hot.
就像耶稣洗涤了我的舌头 It's like Jesus washed my tongue,
但就在他结束之前 他最终告诉我父亲 but, right before he finished, he finally told my dad,
"他已经足够完美了" "He's good enough."
非常感谢 约翰尼警官 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!
盖 祝你今天过得愉快 Have a good one, Guy.
卡布奇诺 Cappuccino.
今天别过得太好 Don't have a good day...
要过得超级好 大概吧 ...have a great day, I guess.
好的 也祝您日安 Okay. Good day to you.
所有人趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
都不要逞英雄 很快就会结束的 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
就是那个女孩 That's the girl.
我们早就聊过这事了 We've been over this.
你昨天想和她说话 可没能成功 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.
永远不会成功的 It will never work.
她是戴墨镜的人 She's wearing sunglasses.
我们不和戴墨镜的人打交道 We don't mess with the sunglasses people.
也许我也该弄一副墨镜 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.
什么 你说什么 你不能这么做 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.
我的天 我在干什么 Oh, my God. What am I doing?
你好 Hi.
你说什么 What'd you say?
你好 Hi.
我要用一下你的墨镜 I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
我只是想要 I'm just gonna...
我要用一下你的墨镜 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.
你他妈在干什么 What the hell do you think you are doing?
伙计 回到你那边去 Go back to your side, man.
他只是个非玩家角色 射翻这个蠢... He's just an NPC. Waste that mother--
好了 就借用一下 好吗 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
-退后 -很快就好 - Back off! - Just real quick.
-我说了别过来 -很快就好 - I said, don't! - Real quick.
停下 Stop!
你是出什么问题了 You broken or somethin'?
我是劫匪 I'm the robber!
你是该趴下 好好受着的家伙 You're the guy who lies down and takes it!
求你了 别起来了 Please, just stay down!
我说了 趴下 I said, stay down!
盖 别这样做 伙计 Guy, you don't do this, man.
这不像你 This isn't you.
你不会这么做的 You don't do this.
也许我会 Maybe I do.
这个蠢任务是 What is wrong with this...
怎么了 stupid mission?
我跟你说了 把他干掉就好了 I told you to smoke his ass.
放手 Let go!
我就借用一会 I'll give them right back.
我说了 I said...
盖 Guy?
他只是在休息 He's just resting.
他都散架了 In pieces!
那个人死了 That man is dead!
他睡得好香 He's so sleepy.
我会把你的枪放下 I'm just gonna put your gun down,
就放在这 right here,
你醒来后会需要的 for when you wake.
-好吗 -盖 - Okay? - Guy.
盖 你要去哪 Guy! Where you goin'?
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你看得见这个吗 Do you see this?
周五前把季度报告交给我 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
我们开始吧 Giddy up!
焕然一新啊 I feel brand new.
废物 Loser.
发生什么事了 What is happening?
你好 盖 你的当前余额为
这么多钱 So much money.
鼠标 来看看这个 Hey, Mouser, check this out.
怎么了 键盘 What's up, Keys?
你要我看什么 What am I looking at?
这个玩家 他的眼镜被偷了 Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen
然后被杀了 and then killed.
这家伙被非玩家角色给干掉了 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
非玩家角色 这不可能 An NPC? That's impossible.
没错 Yeah, exactly.
没人能给自己的角色装备上非玩家角色的皮肤 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.
那你就把这混蛋初始化掉 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
然后把他终身封禁 就搞定了 noob and ban him for life, you're done.
我试过了 但是 I tried that, but I,
我追踪不到他 I can't trace him.
不管这家伙是谁 肯定很厉害 Whoever it is, they're good.
伙计 你工作得多加油 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
我很厉害的 I'm pretty good.
我们游戏里见 I'll see you on the inside.
选择你的皮肤 Select your skin.
键盘 你要用哪套皮肤 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
还是老样子 下流脱衣舞警察 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
大枪配大胡子 big guns, bigger moustache.
小松鼠 我喜欢 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
我都要不敢问了 你选什么皮肤 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
全身皮毛 热辣艳粉 你应该很害怕 Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
我吓死了 I'm terrified.
我们上 Let's do this.
说真的伙计 Seriously, man.
我只是实话实说 I'm just being honest,
我觉得这小兔子装有点过了 I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
你说什么 Excuse me?
好吧 Right.
兔子 我的错 Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
四十岁的老处男 过来 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
快一点 Let's go!
卡其裤队长 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
-过来 -过来 快点 - Come here. - Go, let's go.
过来伙计 Come on, bud.
-近一点 -他来了 - Closer. - There he is.
蓝衬衫男 Blue shirt guy.
蓝衬衫 Blue shirt?
是的 Yes.
你好 警官 Hello, Officer.
兔子 Rabbit.
皮肤不错 Nice skin.
谢谢你 你人真好 Thank you. That's sweet.
你怎么搞到的 How'd you get it?
应该是基因好 我很幸运 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.
我的皮肤天然湿润 I have naturally dewy skin.
听好了 露得清 Listen up, Neutrogena.
你知道你不能把外观换成这样 跑来跑去 You know you can't go around looking like that.
规则很明确 The rules are clear.
还有 And another thing.
-你不能黑非玩家角色 -没错 先生 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!
-这会破坏任务系统 -破坏 - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up!
还会有损游戏的形象 ...and it makes the game look bad.
相当可怕 Horrible! Yeah.
我只听懂了百分之五 I got, like, 5% of that.
把皮肤去掉 Lose the skin!
去掉 I... Lose?
我怎么把我的皮肤给去掉 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
脱下来 伙计 Take it off, man.
脱下来就好了 你在干吗 Just take it off. What are you doing?
-什么 -说真的 - What? - Seriously.
-一整套 脸 衣服 -怎么脱 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How?
所有的东西 丢掉 脱掉 Everything. Ditch it. Take it off.
如果你不照做 我们会杀了你 If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
-为什么 -我们会一直杀你 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you.
还是为什么 Still why?
直到我们查出你是谁 Until we do find out who you are,
然后把你账号永封了 and then we're gonna ban you for life.
好吧 听我说 我很想遵从命令 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.
只是不理解你们威胁我的这些命令是什么意思 I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
-有人要吃枪子了哦 -开枪 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up!
不是 No.
别躲了 蓝衬衫 Come on, Blue Shirt.
剩余跳跃次数 3次
没想到还有这招 你预料到了吗 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?
有点吓到我了呢 Scared me a little bit.
我们来抓你了 蓝衬衫 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
来抓你了哦 Coming to get ya.
我们要来抓你了哦 We're coming to get ya.
等等 Wait! Wait!
我可以解释 I can explain everything.
我先拿到了这副眼镜 然后看到了些东西 I found these glasses and then I can see things now.
一些 不存在的东西 Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
可是它们确实在 Except they are there.
我知道听起来很疯狂 但我说的是真的 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
你可以逃 蓝衬衫 但是你逃不掉 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
出来吧 蓝衬衫 你逃不过兔子的 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.
我们可是顶级掠食者 We're apex predators.
剩余跳跃次数 1次
整天打打杀杀 见人就割喉 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
太高了 太高了 Too high! Too high!
想跟我玩是吧 蓝衬衫 看好了 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
我受够这种小打小闹了 键盘 I tire of these games, Keys.
是时候跟这小子开启上帝模式了 It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
行 来吧 Okay, bring it.
在放了 快快快 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
我真是太太太厉害了 I'm so, so good at this.
剩余跳跃次数 0次
你的死期到了 银行出纳员 Time's up, bank teller!
不 Nope!
我不会死 I can't die!
我不可能会死 I'm never gonna die!
这就是蓝色衬衫盖的悲惨故事 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.
剧终 The end.
-没道理啊 -什么 - Doesn't make sense. - What?
我刚刚查了服务器数据 I just checked the server stats.
我们杀了蓝衬衫 但是在线玩家数量没减少 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.
一点小故障而已 哥们儿 It's just a glitch, man.
-没什么大不了 -我知道 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.
我只是觉得这是之前没发生过的情况 It just seems like that's something new, you know?
键盘 我知道你在想什么 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
你不要跟安托万说 You should not talk to Antwan.
我只是觉得我们之间信息透明化很重要 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?
不 安托万现在满脑子都是发布续作 No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
他要么不会在意 He's either not gonna care
要么很生气 到时候被怪的还是我们 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
所以 我不知道你对这情况 So, I don't know what you haven't
还有什么想不通的 figured out about the whole situation.
而且你不是麻省理工天才 独立游戏设计师吗 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?
怎么屈才在这里处理玩家投诉了 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?
这个就说来话长了 鼠标 其实就是一个 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams,
梦想失败的可悲故事 充满绝望和助学贷款 desperation, and a mountain of college debt.
你不会想听的 You do not wanna hear about that.
你说得没错 You're absolutely right.
听起来是一个可怕又无聊 That story sounds horrible and boring
且充满白人特权的一个故事 and full of white privilege.
别跟安托万说 Don't talk to Antwan.
我们从没想过梦想会成真 We never dreamt this would've happened.
《一生》这个游戏 基本上是一个鱼缸游戏 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.
沃尔特·键盘·麦基 《一生》游戏联合制作人
玩家不是把它当成游戏在玩 而是看它成长 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.
严格说来算是一种观察体验 It's a strictly observational experience
看着这些电脑生成的人物互相交流成长 where computer generated characters interact and evolve.
我本来觉得能有人买这游戏就算是我们撞大运了 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
这就是键盘迷人的地方 That's what's so charming about Keys,
米莉·拉斯克 《一生》游戏联合制作人
他根本不知道自己有多天才 he's clueless about his own genius.
米莉·拉斯克和沃尔特·键盘·麦基 《一生》游戏联合制作人
不 米莉才是天才 Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
整个人工智能引擎都是她从零开始建的 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.
聊点私人话题 So, to get a little personal,
每天早上是什么支撑着你们 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning?
中杯咖啡 加奶 加两颗糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
还有什么来着 What's the other thing?
对 还有对验证代码的一种永不满足的渴求感 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.
-她没开玩笑 -我是认真的 - She's not kidding. - I'm not.
你呢 How about you?
-代码 -代码 - Code. - Code?
是的 代码 Code, yeah.
又来了 There we go.
代码不只是数字0和1 它是隐藏的信息 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.
我更愿意把自己当做是 I like to think of myself, actually,
一个作者 而不是一个写代码的 as not a code writer, but an author.
只不过我用的是数字0和1 I just use zeros and ones
而不是文字 因为文字会让你失望 instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
但是0和1绝对不会 0和1就是最酷的 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
-他没开玩笑 -我是认真的 - He's not kidding. - I'm not.
我必须得八卦一下 Now, I've gotta ask.
你们两个在一块有很多火花 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
-你们的关系有没有进一步 -没有 - Has this evolved into more than-- No.
-不 我们是纯洁的伙伴关系 -只是朋友 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.
-我们是最好的朋友 -纯友谊 - We're like best friends. - Friendship.
你们的游戏马上就要被苏乐美发售了 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami,
那是世界上最大的游戏发行商之一 one of the biggest publishers in the world.
-有点难以置信 -是的 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.
不过他们和这个游戏确实看起来不搭边 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
是的 我其实本来也不理解 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.
但是米莉对这些事的直觉很准 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things.
安托万是个天才 Antwan is a genius.
他性子急 不讨喜 但是他在这个领域很擅长 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.
这是一个能让我们的作品被大众看到的机会 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
-看看当年这俩年轻的傻瓜 -天呐 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez.
现在已经学会非法侵入了是吗 So we're breaking and entering now?
给一个冷血混蛋的欲壑打工是什么感觉 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?
你得赶紧离开 我没法和你说话 You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
羞耻是会让人说不出话 Aw, shame will have that effect.
不 米莉 我是说我不能跟你说话 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
我连看你都不行 I can't even see you.
我现在把视线聚焦在你背后的东西 I'm literally focusing on background objects
因为光是看你嘴巴动都违反了我的保密协议 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA
我会因此被炒 and it could get me fired.
被窃取我们成果的安托万炒吗 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?
他没窃取 他是买下来后雪藏了 No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
好吗 你还活在过去 All right? You're living in the past.
止步不前 你得翻篇了 You are stuck. You gotta move on.
我怎么能翻篇 How can I move on?
你又是怎么做到的 How can you?
安托万偷了我们的人工智能程序 Antwan swiped our AI engine
用到他自己的破游戏里 to use in his dumb shooter.
真的吗 米莉 老实说我不确定 Did he, Millie? Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
我们的游戏非常复杂 美丽又有趣 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting.
自由城虽然很火 And Free City, it may be popular
但内容极其白痴 我都被蠢哭了 but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
那就别再维护他了 帮我打倒他 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.
-米莉 我... -键盘 他窃取了我们的心血 - Millie, I'm-- - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
还死不承认 And now he's lying about it
这样他就不用给我们署名 so he doesn't have to give us the credit
和应得的版税 and the royalties that we deserve.
米莉 Millie--
我找到了线索 在一个玩家藏匿屋的处理器里 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
你只要让我能进到那里 All I need from you is to get me in there.
米莉 我很在乎你 Millie, I care about you
但你该走了 but you need to leave.
今天会很不一样 小金 Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
自由城
你在看什么 What are we lookin' at?
你是谁 Who are you?
好了 别激动 Okay, okay. Okay.
我们前几天在街上碰到过 We ran into each other the other day,
当时你在哼那首好歌 you were humming that great song.
对 Oh, yeah.
我还以为你是非玩家角色 你怎么找到我的 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?
我在杀人火车旁边候着 I waited outside by the murder train,
然后跟踪你 then I followed you.
该死 Shit!
我能跟你一起走吗 Can I come with you?
可以吧 Yes?
天 刚才发生了什么 Holy hell, what just happened?
你差点破坏了我的任务 What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
不 我是问我们怎么从那里瞬移到这里的 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?
你指传送枪吗 You mean the portal gun?
传送枪 听起来好贵 Portal gun? That sounds expensive.
你真是菜得别有风味 Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
多谢夸奖 你也是 Thank you. You too.
转过去 Turn around.
好 Okay.
这里是北极吗 Is this the North Pole?
听好了 小哥 Listen, dude.
-我叫盖 -盖 随便了 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever.
你这身非玩家角色的衣服是挺牛 Props on the NPC outfit,
但我正忙着想办法偷一样东西 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.
也许我能帮你 Maybe I could help you.
我单干 I work alone.
你的手榴弹好美 You have beautiful grenades.
再说 如果你想有机会对这地方造成影响 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here,
你得升到比现在更高的级别 you need to have a higher level than that.
-拉不开 -不行 - That's tough. - No.
不行吗 No.
什么更高级别 Higher level?
真是菜鸟 Good Lord, rook.
看到没 See?
燃烧瓶女孩 195级
那是我的级别 That's mine.
这是你的 And that's yours.
盖 1级
1级是最高的还是最低的 Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?
低穿地心 There is literally nothing lower.
我怎么才能升级 Well, how do I get to a higher level?
-你是认真在问吗 -是 - Really? - Really.
收集装备 You know, get stuff.
-好 -你逗我吗 - Yeah. - Are you kidding me right now?
-攒经验 枪支 -好 - Experience, guns... - Yeah.
放下 Put that down.
钱 这里是自由城 Money. This is Free City.
你可以打劫商店 抢别人的车 You could rob a store, carjack someone,
痛扁路人 你会自己摸索明白的 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.
我从来没伤害过无辜的人 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
我必须承认 你还是挺不一样的 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
有时我会忘了 不是在这里遇到的每一个人 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here
都是反社会巨婴 is a sociopathic man-child.
多谢夸奖 Thank you.
等等 但这世界也没那么糟吧 Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it?
可悲惨了 Oh! Pretty bleak.
如果你见过把这世界弄成这样的人渣 你也会同意 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
你是指神吗 你见过神 Are we talking about God? You've met God?
他还是个人渣 And he's a dick?
他叫安托万 没错 他就是个人渣[巨怪] His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
巨怪居然是存在的 Trolls exist?
听着 我不知道有没有人这么做 Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
但你可以通过当好人来获取经验分 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
-比如当英雄 -淡定 猛男 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger.
如果你不想开枪打人 你可以偷他们的枪 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.
这种事都能帮你升级 All that shit makes your level go up.
去当好人吧 Go be the good guy.
好 不 我要当超级好的人 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
那你好好享受童子鸡人生 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
滚吧 Off you go.
等等 我怎么知道我级别够高了 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?
升到100级以上再来找我 Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
-再见 -这比1可大太多了 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one.
-再见 -大概多了99... - Bye now -It's like ninety nine more...
好吧 Okay.
你好 Hi.
谢了 盖 Thanks, Guy.
你好 盖 你的当前余额为
早上好 小金 Good morning, Goldie.
他妈的早上好 小金 Good fucking morning, Goldie.
我只能给你三个词 蓝色 衬衫 盖 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.
《早安美国》突发新闻 自由城话题人物迅速走红 蓝色衬衫盖
蓝衫盖凭借好人好事以创纪录的速度快速升级 BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.
世界各地的人们不禁好奇 It's got people all over the world asking,
"这家伙到底是谁" "Just who is this guy?"
我不知道这家伙是谁 I don't know who this guy is,
但他从所有玩家中脱颖而出 but he's out-skilling all these players.
这里是他干掉了贝佛芬 And here he is, taking out Beefoven,
诸神黄昏帮的102级玩家 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
-这太扯了 -他是谁 - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy?
我不知道 但他很厉害 I don't know, but he's good.
是的 他很厉害 他看上去像是非玩家角色 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC
但他四处乱跑 凭着做好人好事 but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast
疯狂升级 by being the freaking good guy.
"他在电子游戏《自由城》中扮演的角色" "This colourful character in the video game Free City
"凭借做好人好事令人眼前一亮" "has been turning heads by being the good guy."
-派珀 -谁是蓝色衬衫盖 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
完全正确 You're absolutely right.
蓝色衬衫盖 他或她到底是谁 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
一股世界性的热潮 There's a worldwide craze that has
俘获了孩子们的心 蓝色衬衫盖 captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
你好 日向君 Hello, Hinata.
你的衣服真好看 You have a great outfit.
今天别过得太好... Don't have a good day...
要过得超级好 Have a GREAT day!
太棒了 Crazy awesome!!!
自由城银行
好极了 看看是谁今天终于决定来上班了 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?
你最近到哪儿去了 我很担心你 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you.
这衣服是怎么回事 What is this shirt?
你的领子呢 还有其他扣子呢 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?
甚至还没扎进裤子里 你看上去真邋遢 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.
事实上 你看起来糟透了 Matter of fact, you look horrible.
你还去练了肌肉吗 Did you pick up some muscles, too?
还是有人给你充气了 Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
很抱歉我最近没出现 小巴 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.
我一直在解决一些事情 I've been figuring some stuff out.
"解决事情"是什么意思 没什么可解决的 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
你上床睡觉 醒来 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
买点咖啡 然后上班 you get some coffee, then you come to work.
日复一日 你重复相同的事 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
-那个女孩 -老天 - The girl. - Oh, my God.
我跟她说话了 我跟她说话了 I talked to her. I talked to her.
-戴墨镜那个 -墨镜 没错 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes!
我跟其中一个戴墨镜的人说话了 I talked to one of the sunglass people
然后我也成了戴墨镜的一员 and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
我 Me.
所有人趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
你好性感 You're so hot.
如果我告诉你 你能变得更好呢 What if I could tell you that you could be more?
生活更加充实 Your life could be fuller.
你能随意做出自己的决定 自己的选择 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
蠢蛋 Yo, dumbass.
我们正在谈事 We are in the middle of something.
-那是我的枪 -安静 - That's my gun. - Quiet time.
这副小可爱改变了我的人生 These puppies changed my life.
它们也会改变你的 And they're gonna change yours, too.
拜托 你知道我们不戴墨镜 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
现在要戴了 We do now.
归我了 Mine now.
头显设备 已停用
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
-戴上 -不 - Put 'em on. - No.
人生不仅仅是 Life doesn't have to be something
顺从接受 好吗 that just happens to us. All right?
戴上眼镜 然后你就知道了 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.
你会知道的 You're gonna see.
快点 Come on.
我做不到 好吗 I can't, okay?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这个我留着了 臭嘴 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
现在滚出去 改过自新 Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
出去 快快快 Beat it. Go, go, go.
别走 跑起来 Don't walk, run.
而你... And you...
抱歉 Sorry.
你能找到比他更好的人 ...um, you could do so much better than that guy.
你能去找个 好人 You could be with, like, a good guy.
或者我不需要跟任何人一起 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
对嘛 没错 他们大多都很讨厌 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.
-确实如此 -恶心 - They really are. - Terrible.
是的 做你想做的 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
你是我最好的朋友 巴迪 You're my best friend, Buddy.
你没必要害怕 And you don't have to be scared.
如果你改变主意了 我在你身边 If you change your mind, I'll be around.
键盘 我们的蓝色衬衫盖无处不在 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
我知道 I know.
他到底是谁 Who is this guy?
米莉 需要跟你谈谈 越快越好 拜托
米莉 我们的证据在藏匿屋里 我没法独自完成 已经试过了
我到了 I'm here.
十分感激 键盘 I really appreciate this, Keys.
好了 先说清楚 Okay. Just to be clear,
我现在只是开了门 all I'm doing right now is opening the door.
如果这段视频真的能证明 If this clip really does prove
安托万非法使用了我们的代码 that Antwan reused our code illegally,
找到然后离开 go find it and get out.
玩家在市中心做珠宝店的任务 Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown.
你有5分钟时间 That gives you 5 minutes.
去吧 And go.
键盘 你真是个天才 Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
真的吗 Really?
我坐在马桶上 窃取用户代码 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes,
所以我不这么认为 so I don't exactly feel like one.
你从不这么认为 Oh, you never have.
还好我更清楚 Good thing I know better.
好吧 你要找的视频 All right. The clip you're looking for
应该在你左边的墙上 should be on the wall to your left.
-谢谢你的帮助 -没事 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it.
希望它有你在找的证据 I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
播放需多人休息室观看控制台
键盘 我需要你的帮助 Keys! I need your help!
他在那里设了有重生点的陷阱 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points.
米莉 我帮不了你 Millie, I can't help you.
蓝色衬衫盖 Blue Shirt Guy?
是件亨利衫 酷吗 感觉真的很酷 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.
你真漂亮 这房子真不错 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.
你在这里做什么 What are you doing here?
我本来要偷一段视频 现在我们要努力不死 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.
你在和谁说话 Who are you talking to?
那个穿着非玩家角色皮肤的玩家 You know, that player in the NPC skin.
米莉 那房子里没有其他玩家 Millie, there are no other players in that house.
我的手真疼 That actually hurt my hand.
趴下 Get down!
抱歉 天啊 I'm sorry! Oh, God!
我们做得很好 We're doing great.
我们该走了 We should definitely go!
该死 Oh, shit!
-你口袋里是把格洛克手枪吗 -不 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No.
-什么 -是两把 - What? - It's two Glocks.
我觉得这东西不能飞 I don't suppose this thing can fly.
没错 No.
跳 Jump.
安托万来了
该死 Oh, shit.
苏乐美工作室
早上好 羊人们 Good morning, sheeple!
你被炒了 Oh, you are fired.
那些血腥的僵尸让人有些担心 There is some concern with the bloody zombies.
零售商不会出售这款游戏 Retailers won't carry the game.
砍了 淘汰了 从没有过 下一个 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.
是你的律师们 他们需要你的证词 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition.
说 我们说的是哪起诉讼 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?
米莉 米莉·拉斯克 没事 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
不会上法庭的 That will never see the inside of a courtroom
因为她没有证据 而且她的前搭档为我工作 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me.
-万事大吉 -安托万 你看着很好 - We're golden. - Antwan, hey. You look great.
我以为你还在过火人节 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.
我看起来像是还在过火人节吗 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?
你 你 你 You, you, you--
没有 所以收回你的臭脸 听我说 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
你听说了游戏里有个像非玩家角色的混蛋 You heard about the asshole running around in the game
到处乱跑吗 who looks like an NPC?
嗯嗯 我们叫他蓝色衬衫盖 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
但我们会处理掉他的 But we're gonna get rid of him.
别处理掉他 人们喜欢他 Don't get rid of him. People like him.
社交媒体上到处都是 不要 It's all over social media. No.
事实上 知道我要做什么吗 In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
我要在《自由城2》里用这个皮肤 I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
艺术呆子 Oh, art nerds!
我们升级一下蓝色衬衫 好吗 We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
把他弄出来 弄成杀手之类的 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
安托万 《自由城1》的皮肤移植工作 Antwan, we're already way behind
进度已经落后很多了 porting over the skins from Free City 1.
皮肤吗 不用担心 Skins? Don't even worry about that.
在《自由城2》里无法使用 They won't be usable in Free City 2.
安托万 你告诉粉丝们 Antwan, you told the fans
《自由城2》是向后兼容的 广告里有 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.
你说了续作里会有同样的角色 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.
是这样的 我这么说时 撒谎了 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.
安托万 这款游戏的漏洞已经达到巅峰 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.
我收到了一堆用户投诉 叠起来都有一英里高 I got a stack of user complaints, like, a mile high.
我知道这很糟 Look, I know it sucks.
但这款游戏的IP认可度非常高 But the IP recognition is rock hard.
好吗 所以不用担心 Okay? So don't even worry about it.
我只是说 我们可以做一款原创游戏 I'm just saying, we could make an original game.
什么 What?
做原创游戏吗 我能做续作 为什么还要做原创 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?
续作 A sequel.
这样我们能做得更好吗 So we can make it better?
IP和续作 才是人们想要的 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.
-我问你个问题 -好 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
你喜欢肯德基对吧 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
-嗯哼 -不 - Mmm-hmm. - No.
如果你喜欢肯德基 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
而我做肯德基 and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
我也知道你喜欢肯德基 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
我为什么要开一家 why would I make another restaurant called,
叫"阿尔伯克基煮火鸡"的餐厅呢 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
-懂了吗 毫无意义 兄弟 -毫无意义 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense.
我要给你什么呢 续作 What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
肯德基 第二部 Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
扔个第二版给他 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.
来吧 到这里来 到这里来 Come on. Come here. Come here.
我不想要你强调 I don't want you to stress
你那伟大的洗发水商业头脑 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.
《自由城2》会很精彩的 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
不只是说说 That's not a word.
你确定不想升到程序设计部去吗 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?
我知道你有这个水平 I know you got the brains for it.
不了谢谢 我在这儿挺好的 No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
我喜欢 害怕挑战 没法感同身受 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.
但是只要不用付你更多薪水 我就完全没问题 But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.
安托万闪人 Antwan out.
这家伙到底是谁 Who is this guy?
我听了你的建议 I took your advice.
升级了 I levelled up.
厉害啊 Impressive.
你为什么要做这些 Why are you doing all of this?
我想是因为我觉得被困住了 You know, I guess I felt trapped.
在我的人生里 You know, in my life,
我觉得 I just felt so
卡壳了 Stuck.
是啊 然后我看见了你 Yeah. And then I saw you.
然后我看见了你 Then I saw you.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是盖 I'm Guy.
不 你的真实身份是谁 No, who are you really?
还是盖 Still Guy.
这些东西 这么快升级 All of this, levelling up so fast.
向这整个世界竖起中指 Giving this whole world the finger.
你怎么做到的 How are you pulling this off?
我从来没向任何人竖过中指 I've never given anyone any of my fingers.
你在苏乐美工作 对吧 You work at Soonami, don't you?
-不 -你知道后门 - No. - You've got an inside track.
-我在银行工作 -对啊 银行 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.
这么说你是个了不得的黑客 So, you're just this incredible hacker
还恰巧在银行工作 who happens to work at the bank.
是的 我在银行工作 Yes, I work at the bank.
你从哪搞到这身皮肤的 Where did you get that skin?
它一直就长在我身上 It's always, sort of, been there.
为什么大家一直问我这个问题 Why do people keep asking me that question?
我不知道 为什么呢 I don't know, why do they?
不 不 不能这么做 我... No, no. Not doing that. I--
发生什么事了 What's happening right now?
我不知道 反正我不信你这套 I don't know, but I don't buy it.
不 No.
-好吧 我会把这事忘掉 -好 很好 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
-我不会追究 -是的 - I'll let it go. - Yes.
太好了 Great.
我们都有自己的秘密 We all have our secrets, I guess.
是的 没错 Yes, we do.
你喜欢吃冰淇淋吗 Do you like ice cream?
真不敢相信我从来没到过这里 I can't believe I've never been here.
这里算是个秘密地点 Well, it's sort of a secret.
所以我和我哥们 巴迪总是到这里来 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here.
这里安静又和平 It's quiet and safe.
是啊 挺合理的 Yeah, it makes sense.
这里没有任务 No missions here.
你一定得试试这个 你可能觉得我疯了 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.
这是我最爱的冰淇淋口味 This is my favourite flavour in the whole world.
-两个我常吃的那种 谢谢 -没问题 盖 - We'll take two of the usual, please. - You got it, Guy.
这是泡泡糖口味的 It's bubble gum flavour.
你觉得我疯了 对吧 You think I'm crazy, don't you?
盖 Guy,
你真是我肚里的蛔虫 我最爱泡泡糖口味的冰淇淋了 get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.
-不 才不是 你是在取笑我吗 -没有 - No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? - No!
-其他人都不喜欢泡泡糖口味冰淇淋 -不 我喜欢 - Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. - No, I do.
我还因为泡泡糖口味冰淇淋而结束了一段感情 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.
-不可能 -给你 - No way. - Here.
-干杯 -干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
多好吃啊 How good is that?
你能尝到吗 You can taste it?
尝到 好吃到就像我的舌头和日出生了个宝宝 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
咖啡曾经是我最喜欢的食物 Coffee used to be my favourite food,
但是跟这个比起来 它就像是毒药 but, compared with this, it tastes like liquid suffering.
怎么了 What?
没事 你很幽默 Nothing. You're funny.
-是吗 -是的 - I am? - Yeah.
古怪的幽默 Weird funny.
不过是我的菜 But that's kind of my speed.
古怪的幽默 也绝对是我的菜 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.
-太好了 -我知道一个笑话 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke.
一个古怪的笑话 你想听吗 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?
-请说吧 -好的 - Please. - Okay.
一个同性恋和一个轮椅男 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
想要杀掉一个小小孩 are trying to murder a very small child.
-瘸子对同性恋说 -停 停下 - The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop.
停下 你从哪听来的这个笑话 Stop! Where did you hear that?
一次打劫 枪手讲给司机听的 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver
司机觉得特别好笑 who thought it was hilarious,
所以我记了下来讲给每个人听 so I memorised it and told everyone.
一个小建议 Word of advice?
不要和自由城里的菜鸟学讲笑话 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.
菜鸟 Trolls?
那是架秋千吗 Is that a swing set?
苏乐美
我的天 Holy--
好吧 这太奇怪了 Okay, this is too weird.
玛丽亚·凯莉老歌 泡泡糖口味冰淇淋 还有秋千 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?
-这太奇怪了 -我也是这么想的 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.
我也是这么想的 I thought the same thing.
我小时候对秋千特别着迷 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
在我那样的家庭里长大 它就像... Growing up in my family, it was--
你不会想听我唠叨这些的 You don't wanna hear this. No.
我想听你说所有事 Oh, I wanna hear everything.
在我那样的家庭里长大 仅仅优秀是不够的 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.
你一定要赢 那种压力 You had to win, and that pressure, you know,
永远伴随着我 it was just constant.
但是当我在后院的那架小秋千上的时候 But when I was in the back garden on that little swing--
你知道那一刻 You know that moment,
在上升和下降的那一瞬间 that split second between rising and falling,
在你完全失重的那一瞬间 when you're totally weightless,
-你会感觉你是自由的 -在恋爱 - it feels like you're free. - In love.
自由的 就像你说的 Free. What you said. Yeah.
我现在真想亲你 奇怪吗 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
你想亲我 You want to kiss me?
我非常想亲你 I wanna kiss you so badly.
你非常想亲我 You want to kiss me badly?
-不是 -不是 - No! - No?
不 不 我想好好亲你 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.
我的意思是 我就是个白痴 I mean, I'm an idiot,
所以我有时候就会说些白痴才会说的话 so I say things like an idiot sometimes.
不 你不是的 No, you're not. You're not.
我是说 I mean, um,
如果你知道怎么做 就来吧 uh, if you know how to, go for it.
我知道 I know how.
好 Okay.
我来了 Here goes.
这可比冰淇凌好千万倍 That was so much better than ice cream.
我觉得有人在敲门[要负责了] I think someone's at the door.
可不是吗 I'll say.
吻很棒 Well, this was great.
对 我们找时间再聚 好吗 Yeah, it was. Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
好 当然 Yes. Definitely.
也许在现实世界里 Maybe in the real world.
什么 What?
对 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
拜拜 Okay. Bye. Okay.
拜拜 燃烧瓶 Bye, Molotov.
我的真实名字叫米莉 Hey, my real name is Millie.
我的真实名字还是盖 My real name continues to be Guy.
米莉 开门 米莉 是我 键盘 Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
米莉 是我 开门 Millie! It's me, open up!
-什么 -你是对的 - What? - You were right.
-你是对的 -请进 - You were right. - Oh, come on in.
你是对的 自由城用了我们的代码 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City
米莉 它很成功 and, Millie, it works.
我知道 但是我们没证据 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
先别管这个 Just forget about that for one second.
我是说我们的游戏 一生 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
那里面的角色会成长和改变 会有真实感受 where characters would grow and change and feel real...
-然后呢 -很成功 - Yeah? - ...worked.
-键盘 -人工智能很成功 - Keys. - The AI worked.
所以自由城才 It's the reason why Free City is
这么真实 所以大家才这么喜欢它 so realistic and people love it so much.
当然了 场景肯定不一样 And of course it doesn't look the same.
没有瀑布 没有蝴蝶 没有独角兽 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,
当然了 所有人物都有不同的皮肤 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do.
但是游戏的基本代码是一样的 我们的代码 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.
还有盖 他已经进化得 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further
远远超我们想象 than we thought was even possible.
等等 你是说那个披着非玩家角色外衣的黑客 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?
米莉 我是说那个穿蓝衬衣的盖 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
什么 Yeah?
不是个玩家 ...is not a player.
他是个以为自己真实存在的算法 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.
严格意义上来说 他确实存在 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
他是第一个真正的人工智能 He is the first real artificial intelligence.
-不可能 -我懂 - No! No. - I know.
-不 不可能 -没错 没错 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
-盖 我的那个盖 -盖 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy.
-他 -你的盖 - One who has been-- - Your Guy?
-我的天 -这是件好事 - Holy-- - This is a good thing.
不 这很糟 No, it's really bad.
米莉 他的代码大小比原来大了几千倍 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
我们成功了 米莉 We did it, Mills.
我们成功了 我们想创造的一切 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create,
真的发生了 it actually happened. Okay?
非玩家角色有了自己的生活 Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?
其中一位咖啡师通过反复试验 One of the baristas learned how to make
学会了做卡布奇诺 a cappuccino through trial and error.
这真的很难 我都做不到 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.
我连早上的燕麦奶都泡不了 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
游戏里的性感女郎 And the Bombshell character in the game
写了一本回忆录 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment
对父权制进行了严重地控诉 of gender roles, the patriarchy.
有些地方有点说教 但总的来说还是不错的 It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good.
米莉 我们得好好庆祝一下 Millie, we have to celebrate!
-不 这不可能 -你到底在说什么 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?
这不正是我们一直为之努力的目标吗 This is what we've been working for!
不 我让他亲我了 No, I let him kiss me!
没错 So, yeah.
等等 你让谁亲你了 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
盖 Guy.
盖 Guy?
我有生以来第一次亲了一个好男人 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in, like, forever
当然了 他甚至不是真实存在的 and of course he's not even, not even real!
并没有这个功能键 Uh, there's not a button for that.
他找到那个功能键了 Oh, he found the button.
好吧 Okay. Yeah.
-我 我晕了 -为什么这么热 - I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot?
而且非常好奇 ...and surprisingly curious.
你让一个人工智能 You let an artificially intelligent
-游戏角色亲了你 -好吧 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay,
-然后你觉得 -你能不能 - And then you thought that would be-- - can you just stop-
不要这么说了 saying it like that?
你一定要见见他 键盘 Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
他又幽默又贴心又帅气 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.
我的天 我真的大声说出来了 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.
米莉 仔细想想 他才四岁 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's, like, four.
-真的 你要给我来这一套 -真的 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really.
真的很诡异 Wow, you just made that really creepy.
米莉 抛开其他的 Millie, put all that aside.
不管奇不奇怪 如果大家知道了 Weird or not, when people find out about this,
你可能获得诺贝尔奖 我的天 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.
什么 What?
天啊 如果他们看到... Oh, my God, if they see this...
什么 怎么了 What? What is it?
安托万 还有什么 Antwan. What else?
他撒谎了 他说没用我们的代码 He's lying. He lied about using our code,
他说游戏是向上兼容的 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.
我觉得他对于《自由城1》全撒谎了 I think he's lying about Free City 1.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
全新的任务
你看 这里没有一个任务 没有一个地图 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location...
全新的地图
我是说 甚至没有一个 ...I mean, there's not even a single
全新的人物
人物是来自《自由城1》 的 character from Free City 1 on here.
《自由城2》不是一次升级 Free City 2 is not an update...
-而是一次替换 -没错 - It's a replacement. - Exactly.
所以当下周一《自由城2》上线 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday...
自由城2 大屠杀
蓝色衬衫盖 我们代码的全部证据 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
所有东西 都会被删除 everything, will be deleted.
他不能这么做 He can't do that.
这是人造生命 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with.
这太疯狂了 I mean, that's insane.
我们完蛋了 We're screwed.
也许没有 Maybe not.
如果我们能在游戏里找到初始构建 If we can find our original build in the game,
就能证明安托万未经授权 it'll prove that Antwan used our code
用了我们的代码 without properly licensing it.
而我们只需要在《自由城2》上线之前找到 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.
我们有48小时 We have 48 hours.
我找过了 键盘 你都知道的 I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
我知道你找过的 I know you have.
但是既然我们都知道蓝色衬衫盖了 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy,
也许他能帮忙 maybe he can help?
那就意味着我得告诉他 That would mean I'd have to tell him.
米莉 一旦续作上线 他就会消失了 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
他的整个世界就消失了 His whole world's about to end.
你不觉得他会想要一个拯救世界的机会吗 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?
-给 -谢谢 - Here you go. - Thank you.
-拿到了 -盖 - You got it. - Guy?
嗨 Hey! Hi!
盖 我们得谈谈 Guy, we need to talk.
你的声音怎么了 你的澳大利亚口音呢 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?
是英国口音 British.
我想我能分辨出澳大利亚口音 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
我关掉了口音滤镜 I turned off the accent filter.
这就是我 This is me.
挺好 Good.
听着 我得跟你说点非常重要的事情 Look, I have to tell you something really important.
你已婚吗 Are you married?
没有 No.
幸好 Oh, God.
不然可能是最糟糕的事情了 That would have been, like, the worst thing ever.
也许不是最糟糕的 Maybe not the worst thing.
我带你看个东西 I have to show you something.
好吧 Okay.
玩家精彩片段 排行榜
我总是好奇这里面是什么样 I always wondered what was in here.
请收看《杀戮摄像机》 Tune in to the Kill Cam
了解更多今日自由城里 for more of today's highlights
血流成河 枪林弹雨的精彩片段 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.
有人看到我的猫了吗 Has anyone seen my cat?
任务 找到寻猫女士的猫 排行榜
那是菲利丝 她总是把她的猫弄丢 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
任务 抢劫便利店
那是乔 他是我朋友 我认识那家伙 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
我不明白 这是什么地方 I don't get it. What is this place?
要说出这句话不容易 这座城市是个游戏 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.
要说出这句话也不容易 我知道是游戏 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.
是你教我怎么玩的 You taught me how to play it.
是 没错 是我 Yes, you're right, I did.
但不是仅仅像个游戏 这就是一个游戏 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.
这是个电子游戏 仅此而已 It's a video game. And that's all it is.
就是说整个世界都是个游戏 So the entire world is a game?
-是的 -而我们只是游戏的玩家吗 - Yes. - And we're all just players in the game?
不全是 Not exactly.
我是玩家 I'm a player.
这里的人都是玩家 我们生活在真实世界里 All these people here are players. We live in the real world.
但是你只存在于这里 But you only exist here.
所以你永远不能离开自由城 It's why you can never leave Free City.
我们叫你非玩家角色 You're what we call an NPC.
非玩家角色 NPC.
那个警察和金刚芭比兔 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,
就是这么叫我的 非玩家角色是什么 they called me that. What is an NPC?
-让我们再看看排行榜 -你看看就知道了 - Let's take another look at that leaderboard. - Just watch.
所有人趴在地上 Everybody get down on the ground!
任务 抢劫银行 排行榜
别试图做英雄 Nobody try to be a hero.
很快就会结束了 This will all be over soon.
我不明白 I don't understand.
暴行奖金
你是个非玩家角色 You're a non-player character.
背景人物 Non... A background person.
被人设计出来增加真人游戏乐趣的 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.
等等 稍等一下 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.
我想确认一下我理解正确了 I wanna make sure that I'm getting this straight.
我只想完全搞明白 I just wanna fully understand, here.
我是假的 So, I'm fake?
整个世界都是假的 我甚至不是主角 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,
我只是背景里的白痴吗 I'm just this idiot who's in the background?
米莉 你究竟为什么说这些 我爱你 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.
你有这些感受只是因为它在你的程序里 You only think that because it's in your programming.
盖 我需要你听我说 Guy, I need you to listen to me.
两天内这个游戏会被关停 永久关停 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.
一旦续作发售了 这整座城市 When the sequel launches, this whole city,
你 还有所有不是玩家的人 you, all the people in it who aren't players,
都会永远消失 你得听我说 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.
我一直觉得我的人生缺了什么 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.
之后我见到了你 And then I saw you.
我就知道我是对的 我是对的 And I knew I was right. I was right!
在那一瞬间 我感到无与伦比的美妙 And, for a second, I felt amazing.
-我知道 -你不知道 - I know. - Except you don't know.
因为我们不一样 Because we're not the same.
那不是你说的吗 你自己说的 Isn't that what you said? You said that.
我们不一样 We're not the same.
你是真实的 You're real.
那我是什么 我是什么 And I'm what? I'm what?
你不是 You're not.
可能我不是真实的 但在那一瞬间 Well, I may not be real, but, for a second there,
我觉得我是活着的 I felt pretty alive.
自由城
都是谎言 It's all a lie!
周五之前把季度报告放在我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
季度报告 天哪 这商业用语真专业 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.
生活在大城市 没有比这更好的了 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
直到他把你打击得体无完肤 Until it crushes your soul.
有人见到我的猫吗 有人见到... Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my...
你的猫 没有 菲利丝 我没看见 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
但给你个建设性意见 关好你的门 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.
它们不会一个叠一个 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another,
搭成猫猫塔 把锁撬开 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks.
它们没有大拇指 菲利丝 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
没有大拇指 No thumbs!
你们不明白吗 你们没有一个人明白吗 Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it?
全都没意义 都是假的 我们没意义 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter!
那栋楼是假的 这条街 That building, that's fake! This street...
也是假的 ...it's fake!
那辆车... That car--
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
盖 祝你今天过得愉快 Have a good one, Guy.
你好 Oh, hey, uh--
进来吧 Come in.
给你 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
巴迪 Buddy,
如果你发现你不是真实的 what would you do
你会怎么做 if you found out that you weren't real?
什么意思 What do you mean?
就是假设一下 Pretend with me.
好吧 那么 Okay, so,
我能假设我是鬼魂吗 can I pretend I'm a ghost?
当然 Sure.
那我是像现在这样呢 还是和死时一样 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die?
我穿着葬礼上的衣服吗 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
-这身有点像葬礼... -没有关系 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter.
但也算是工作制服 因为我还扎着领带 ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
我们先继续往下走 好吗 Let's move on from the concept, okay?
好的 Got it.
我不是鬼魂 我很失望 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed,
-但我懂你的意思了 -是的 - but I get it. - Yeah.
我就是现在的我 正试着帮助我的朋友 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend.
我会说 好吧 我不是真实的又怎样 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
抱歉 "那又怎样" I'm sorry. "So what?"
是的 那又怎样 Yeah. So what?
但如果你不是真实的 But if you're not real,
那不就意味着你所做的一切都没有意义吗 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
那是什么意思 你看 我坐在这 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here
和我最好的朋友一起 帮他走出困境 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.
是吧 即使我不是真实的 但这一刻是 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.
就在这 就是现在 这一刻是真实的 Right here, right now, this moment is real.
我是说 还有比一个人尝试 I mean, what's more real than a person
帮助他所爱之人更真实的吗 tryin' to help someone they love?
如果这都不算真实 那我不知道什么是 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.
你认识其他的保安吗 Do you know the other security guards?
我都认识 怎么了 I know 'em all. Why?
巴迪 Hey, Buddy...
今天别过得太好 let's not have a good day,
要过得超级好 let's have a great day.
盖 我们来这干什么 Guy, what are we doin' here?
我们来给我的朋友米莉找一段录像 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie.
这样看起来有威慑力吗 Does this look intimidating?
我不知道 盖 这东西要怎么拿 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?
你有我想要的东西 You have something I want.
你最好乖乖交出来 And you're gonna hand it over.
你是怎么进来的 How'd you get in here?
简单 我认识你的保安 Easy. I know your security guard.
吉米 Jimmy?
他的名字是路易吉 His name is Luigi.
如果你肯花时间记一记他的名字 So, if you took some time to learn his name,
兴许他还不会这么快背叛你 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
我需要一段录像 你得把它交给我 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me.
等一下 你是... Wait a minute, are you--
你是蓝色衬衫盖吗 Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
应该是吧 Yeah, maybe.
我的天 你是盖 你就是蓝色衬衫盖 Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
-是的 -我爱你 - Yeah. - I love you.
-是吗 -我是说 - You do? - I mean,
我是你的粉丝 你太帅了 I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
你想要什么都行 You can have anything you want.
等等 等一下 Wait, hold on one second.
玩家们 听好了 这里是复仇者巴顿 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
在我旁边的是盖 I'm here with Guy.
就是那个盖 他打算抢劫我的仓库 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
盖 你能为我的粉丝 Can I get a little--
-展示一下口头禅"什么"吗 -什么 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?
太棒了 好了 现在的情况是 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is...
盖正在寻找一段录像 Guy's looking for a clip
里面是我制作的通往秘密关卡的攻略 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.
你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我在跟谁说话 真是盖的经典台词 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line.
对吧 Right?
你太强了 对了 You're good. Anyway--
你之前想跟那个叫燃烧瓶的小妞从我这里偷走这个 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
她叫米莉 Her name's Millie.
-嗯 等等 谁 -米莉 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.
我觉得真的顺利 I think it's going really well.
我知道 这真的是我第一次 I know. I mean this is literally the first time
把枪从枪套里拿出来 I took my gun out the holster.
没错 对吧 Totally. Right?
盖 我又进了一次 但是故障修复了 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched.
我再也找不到了 And I never found it again.
所以只有我看过那一边有些什么 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side.
但是全在这里 你看看吧 But it's all here, check it out.
其实很酷 简直是另一个世界 It's pretty cool, actually. It's like a whole other world.
-这就是游戏视频吗 -没错 - This is... this is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it.
你能不能说一次 就为我说一次 Can you do one, single, just one solid for me?
-就这一件事 我就不会再问了 -好 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.
说说我的口号 Just say my catchphrase.
如果你说一次 我的观众 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
会把香蕉奶油三明治射满身的 all over themselves if you say it.
我很喜欢香蕉奶油三明治 I love banana cream sandwiches.
也许不是这个香蕉奶油三明治 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
就是这个 Yeah, this one.
好极了 你就说 你们知道现在几点吗 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?"
你们知道现在几点吗 You know what time it is?
现在是作案时刻 宝贝 没错 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
现在是作案时... It's crime o'cl--
不 不能这么说 这不... No, I can't say that. It's not--
没事 我自己说 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself.
-你们知道现在几点吗 -不知道 - All right, you know what time it is? - No.
现在是作案时... 妈 It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
妈 你非得现在吸尘吗 Mum! Are you serious with the vacuum right now?
你真的非要吸这里吗 You really have to do that here?
我在念口号 大家都在看着 上帝啊 I'm saying my catchphrase! Everybody's watching! God!
你22岁还住在我的屋檐下 没有上帝可言 You're 22, living in my house, there is no God!
抱歉 盖 Sorry, Guy.
谢谢你 巴顿先生 Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
我们要走了 我们要走了 We're-- we're gonna go. We're gonna go.
不不不不 你们要杀了我 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
不好意思 什么 I'm sorry, what?
你们要杀了我 求你们杀了我 You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
杀了我吧 老爹 杀了我吧 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me!
不 请别这样 请别这样 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
我们是不会伤人的 我是好人 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy.
什么 你说什么 What? What'd you say?
好有深度 That's deep.
并没有 No, it's not.
就像是我能尝到你的味道 有深度 That's like I can taste you, deep.
快帮帮我 巴迪 我没有安全词 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.
我知道你要什么 I know what you want.
我不想那样 I don't want that.
你想的 Yeah, you do.
靠得好近 That's touching touching.
-下面碰到了 -对 - They're touching. - Yeah.
我知道你要什么 I know what you want.
是的 我知道 Yes, I do.
你想来跳跳自由城骚痒猫咪舞 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
-不想 -你想的 - No. - Yes, you do.
你走路的样子很骚 The way you move, it's almost dirty.
那把灭霸无限手套 What about a little Thanos Glove...
换成灭霸响指怎么样 into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
-看起来很痛 -是有一点 - That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit.
来点周日游车河 A little Sunday Drive.
你的家很漂亮 You have a beautiful home.
贪食蛇呢 不要吗 不要贪食蛇吗 Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
拜 巴顿先生 Bye, Mr. Buttons.
来 跳一下蛇舞吧 来吧 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.
妈 不要碰那只袜子 Mum! Do not touch that sock!
我对天发誓 如果你碰那只袜子 I swear to God, if you touch that sock
我会让你一辈子做心理治疗的 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life!
不 那是我的特别袜子 放下来 No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
米莉 拜托 Millie, please.
拜托醒醒 别站着昏迷了 Please wake up from your standing coma.
我知道这个世界对你来说只是游戏 Look, I know this world is just a game to you
你可以来去自如 但是对我来说 and you can come and go, but, to me,
这个地方 这些人是我的一切 this-this place, these people, that's all I have.
如果我可以帮你拯救它 我想做 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that
但是你要醒过来 拜托了 but you gotta wake up, please.
米莉 对不起 我跑掉了 Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
盖 Guy?
吓死我了 That's so scary!
-太吓人了 -我知道 我知道 - It's just terrifying. - I know, I know.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
也许一开始你生活在背景里 Look, you may have started out living in the background,
但我也是 but so did I.
我们在背景里待够了 We're done with that.
我给你带了一份礼物 I got you a present.
我没时间包 I didn't have time to wrap it.
什么 What?
第56项任务 播放需要多个玩家休息室查看控制台
他们说每年有上百万非玩家角色被杀死 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.
说实话 这至少有一半是我的错 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault.
以前我无聊的时候 I used to shoot all the secondary characters
都会开枪打次要角色 when I was bored, you know?
然后我会坐他们身上 用蛋蛋对着他们的脸 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
谁知道蓝色衬衫盖是什么人 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
但是我告诉你 他让我想到了非玩家角色 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' about NPCs
以及我玩游戏的方式 and how I play the game.
这个游戏根本不是为这种人而设计的 The game wasn't even made for someone like this,
不是为了让玩家成为一个好人的 for a player to be a good guy.
他也是一个非常可爱的人 He's also a really cute guy.
不只是脸啦 我是说整个人 And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing.
坦白说 这让我意识到 And, honestly, it's got me realising,
也许一直以来我们对非玩家角色的看法都是错的 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.
我觉得蓝色衬衫盖就就像一个象征 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
他告诉我们也许人们可以想做什么就做什么 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.
他就像一个偶像 我这么说对吗 He's like an icon. Is that the right word?
他提醒我们能做到怎样的事 Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
而且 他超级性感 Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
天哪 绝对的 我爱死这堆像素了 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard.
我们都应该学学蓝色衬衫盖 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy.
也许我们应该停止杀戮 Maybe we just stop the killing.
他死定了 听到了吗 He's dead! You hear me?
把那家伙带上来 The guy, put him up here.
让他显示在屏幕上 让他显示在屏幕上 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen.
让我看到他 就是他 Make me see him. There he is.
没错 他来了 那个做善事的小男孩 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
我还以为你挺喜欢蓝衫男的 I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
别跟我说话 Don't say words to me!
大家都忙着在直播和油管上看这个衰人 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube.
你们知道他们没做什么吗 You know what they're not doing, guys?
没买《自由城2》 Buying Free City 2.
-预售额下降了百分之16 -是百分之60 - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60.
百分之60 很差劲 60. That's bad.
我们距离发布还有48小时 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
他现在火了 Yeah, he's gone viral.
是啊 火到让我同事 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
得了屁股癌和蛋蛋癌 and ball cancer at the same time!
治不好的那种 Inoperable!
这种好人的套路 You know, this whole good guy routine,
影响很不好 对整个系列都不好 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise.
我要他消失 我不管他是谁 抹除他 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him.
你不能 You can't.
对不起 你说什么 Oh, I'm sorry, what?
你做不到 You can't.
为什么 Why not?
因为他不是黑客 安托万 他是个非玩家角色 Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC.
你是想告诉我 真的有什么 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit
狗屁自我意识的非玩家角色 about a self-aware NPC is real?
没错 我不知道是怎么回事 但他是真实存在的 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.
我该怎么做 我该怎么做 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
没事 没事 没事 没事 没事 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
怎么办 怎么办 知道了 What to do? What to do? Got it.
起来 And kip-up!
既然我们无法把他踢出游戏 So we can't kick him out of the game.
不如我们重置他的人工智能系统 How do we reset his AI?
大家有什么想法 快点 Ideas, people. Come on.
有什么想法 说 Hit me. Ideas.
你可以重新启动服务器 You could just reboot the server.
继续说 Keep talking.
如果我们重新启动服务器 If we reboot the server
他就会变回一个普通的非玩家角色 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy.
-就这么办 -安托万 - Solution. - Antwan.
安托万 你现在是在说要终结 Antwan, you're talking about terminating
第一个被确认的 the first confirmed artificially intelligent
人工智能生命吗 life-form right now, okay?
亲爱的 亲爱的 别说话 Honey, honey. Shush.
他在让我亏钱 He's losing me money.
所以我才不管他是不是该死的阿诺德·施瓦岑·维德 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.
把他解决掉 重新启动 Terminate him. Reboot.
-重启中 -你不能这么做 - On it. - You can't do that.
重启 Reboot!
多人休息室
点餐 用一大杯杀人果汁 Order up and drown your bloodlust
淹没你的嗜血欲望 with a tall glass of murderjuice.
以下是本周集锦 Here's this week's highlights.
他的身体很有表现力 He's very expressive with his body.
毫无疑问 Clearly.
那是什么 What is that?
那里是一个全新的世界 It's a whole new world over there.
有点像天堂之类的 Some kinda paradise and shit.
天哪 就是这个 Oh, my God, that's it.
这是我们最初的设计 It's our original build
那个设计可以证明我们的代码存在于游戏中 and that build is proof our code is in the game.
你不知道我等这一刻等了多久 You have no idea how long I've waited for this.
我见过这个地方 I've seen this place.
什么 What?
系统重新启动
没错 Yeah.
你什么意思 你怎么可能见过它呢 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?
数据丢失
米莉 米莉 Millie? Millie?
断网了 自由城已经下线 We're dark. Free City is offline.
离线
出什么事了 What is happening?
离线
再见了 蓝衫男 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
重新启动
苏乐美工作室
重启中
好了 快点 It's okay. Come on.
正在缓冲
快点 Come on.
快 快 快 Come on, come on, come on.
早上好 小金 Good morning, Goldie.
在温暖干燥的枪林弹雨中 Front of warm, dry gunfire...
夹杂着午后的刺杀 mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
可能会让你在周二晚上的早些时候 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents
被无辜的人的鲜血浸湿 by early Tuesday night.
浅焙和深焙的 What really is the difference
真正区别是什么 between a light roast and a dark roast?
没人知道 Nobody knows.
不要将就过一天 要好好过一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
盖 我们能聊一聊吗 Guy, can we talk?
这个戴太阳镜的姑娘怎么知道你的名字 How does the sunglass girl know your name?
不知道 继续走 I don't know. Keep walking.
得了吧 盖 你认识我 Come on, Guy! You know me.
你知道这个 You know this.
你说这段视频里有个你曾见过的地方 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
我需要知道是哪里 I need to know where.
数据已被擦除 但你一定记得 The data's been erased, but it's in your head.
请试着回忆一下 这真的很重要 Please try to remember. This is really important.
求你了 盖 好好想想 冰激凌 秋千 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings?
我的盖喜欢秋千 Oh, my Guy loves swings.
自由城港口公园里有架很棒的秋千 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there.
-你去过哪里吗 -是的 - Have you been? - Yes.
我们吃了泡泡糖冰激凌 We had bubble gum ice cream.
天啊 我爱泡泡糖冰激凌 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
他爱泡泡糖冰激凌 He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
是的 我知道 我们一起吃的 还记得吗 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember?
求你了 盖 我只有你了 Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
抱歉 女士 我想你认错人了 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy.
今天别过得太好 要过得超级好 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
保存中
喂 Hello?
我可能找到了点东西 I might've found something.
我查过盖的代码 那里面有东西 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there,
即使清除后 现在仍在 even now, after the wipe.
你想说什么 What's the point?
盖就像是个万中无一的奇迹 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle.
我们无法重现了 We can't replicate that.
我试过了 好吗 你说得对 一切都结束了 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over.
不 米莉 米莉 No, Millie, Millie,
你没在听我说 好吗 you're not listening to me, all right?
重启不会擦除他的人工智能编码 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding.
必须摧毁服务器才能做到这一点 You literally would have to destroy the servers to do that.
他的人工智能还在 只是需要被访问 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed.
我见过他 键盘 他已经把一切都忘了 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything.
看看我发给你的跟踪日志 Just look at the trace log I sent you.
那会解释一切 It'll explain everything.
从一开始... Now, from the beginning...
多亏我们的代码 盖的行为比原本设定的 Guy's behaviour is much more complex than it should be,
要复杂许多 thanks to our code.
但他仍被困在自由城 But he's still stuck in Free City.
依然被困在这种生活 这个循环中 He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
然后 有什么变了 他活了过来 为什么 And, then, something changes. He comes to life. Why?
然后 我想起来了 And then I remembered.
这家伙是"一生"中的角色之一 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy
我给他取了个外号叫"失恋" that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
他的设定是 And he was someone who
注定永远不会遇到对的人 was designed to never meet the right person.
这是该人物的基本设定 It was essentially the building blocks of the character.
但他从未停止过希望 But he never stopped hoping
会遇到"他梦中的女孩" that he would meet "The girl of his dreams".
我得创建一个这个女孩的原型 So I had to base this girl off of someone,
谁会比每天坐在我旁边的人 and who better than the peson
更合适呢 that I was sitting next to every day?
是你 You.
但后来有一天 But then, one day,
他在自由城遇到你 一见到你 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you
他就再也不一样了 he can never be the same.
他本应觉得倒霉透顶 但相反却觉得充满活力 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive
直到最终 他活了过来 until, eventually, he is alive.
你改变了他 米莉 You changed him, Millie.
你曾改变他的代码 我觉得你能再做一次 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.
你让他活了过来 米莉 You brought him to life, Millie.
你让他活了过来 You brought him to life.
他活了 是因为他遇到了... And he was alive because he met the one pers--
今天别过得太好 Don't have a good day...
自由城银行 个人存款账户
今天
要过得超级好 have a great day.
谢谢 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
所有人都趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
谁都别逞英雄 这很快就会结束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
好的 Okay.
所有人 除了你 Everybody except you.
门门门 我知道了 Door, door, door. I got it.
银行
求你了 我有条金鱼 Please, I have a goldfish.
听着 我时间不多 Look, I don't have long.
我刚把你抓为人质 所以我身上有三个标记 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.
标记吗 是女童子军的东西吗 那是什么 Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
你内心有种东西 盖 There is something inside you, Guy.
什么 我不想要任何东西在我体内 What? I don't want anything inside of me.
他们把你困在那家银行 They stuck you in that bank
希望你能遵守规则 and expected you to just follow the rules...
我喜欢那家银行 I love the bank.
每天做同样的事 ...and do the same thing every day.
你的能力不止如此 You are so much more than that.
我不想做得更多 I don't wanna be more than that.
不 我需要你记起来 No, and I need you to remember it.
你为什么一直跟踪我 你是怎么知道我名字的 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name?
把这个戴上 Put these on.
我不必做任何我不想做的事 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do.
是的 这完全是你的选择 True. The choice is totally yours.
行 好吧 我戴 Okay. Okay. Fine.
银行抢劫
等等 那 那是什么 Wait. Wh... what... what is that?
这是什么 魔术眼睛吗 What are these? Trick glasses or something?
仔细听好 Listen carefully.
24小时内 这个世界所有人认识的人 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,
都将永远消失 it's all gonna disappear for good.
你能放我走吗 Can you please just let me go?
我真没看到你的脸 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face.
我看到了大致的区域 I mean, I've seen the general area,
但我不擅长描述性词汇 but I'm not really good with descriptive words.
总的来说 不善言辞 Not really good with words in general.
-去他的 -什么 - Screw it. - What? Oh!
我想起来了 I remember.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
不 我一切都想起来了 No. I remember everything.
跟我来 Come with me.
我每天这么做 都忘了是为什么 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
看到了吗 Do you see that?
窗页上 Right there.
天呐 Oh, my God.
天呐 Oh, my God!
安托万把初始场景 Antwan hid our original
藏在了地平线后 build past the horizon, making it invisible...
但他忘记除掉反射后的倒影了 but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
场景还在 盖 就是我们看不到而已 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it.
要是我们能设法去那儿 就有证据了 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.
你越不过海边的 我试过 You can't go past the water line. I tried.
我们找人帮忙 We need help.
安托万竟然设法把初始场景藏在了 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight
近在眼前却触及不到的地方 in the one place no one can even get to.
真难以置信 I can't even believe
他居然能想出这么毒的法子 he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
键盘 专心干正事 Keys, I need you to focus.
好吧 从倒影看 Okay. So, the reflection
场景就在南地平线之后 shows the build past the southern horizon.
但游戏设定不允许你走到海里 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach.
你能想办法 But you think you can
让我们穿过虚拟网格吗 find a way to get us past the collision mesh?
那得搭一座桥 We're gonna need a bridge.
你去杀手海滩 其余的事情交给我来解决 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest.
还有 米莉 And, Millie,
务必小心 be careful.
安托万虽是个混蛋 但他可不傻 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.
他迟早会发现你的目的 He'll figure out what you're up to
然后不计一切代价来阻止你 and he'll throw everything he's got at you.
你说得对 You're right.
嗨 米莉 还有另一个我看不到的人 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see,
我有个主意 w-- I have an idea.
能不能让他无计可施 What if he has nothing to throw?
各位 集合一下 Everyone! Gather round!
感谢你们的到来 Thank you for coming.
你们都认识我 我是盖 Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
你好 盖 Hi, Guy.
你好 Hi.
我接下来要说的事可能难以理解 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand.
非常难以理解 Really hard to understand.
但我想问 你们是不是已经受够了被人忽视 But, are you sick of living in the background?
受够了被枪打成筛子 Aren't you sick of being shot at?
受够了 Enough.
-被人劫持 -对 - Taken hostage? - No more.
-被车撞 -我们受够了 - Run over? - We done with that.
被抢劫 被刀捅 被当作人肉护盾 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield?
我们不想再被捅了 We are tired of being stabbed!
-巴迪 -抱歉 - Buddy! - Sorry.
你到底想表达什么 盖 What are you trying to say, Guy?
我想说的是 I'm tryin' to say that
自由城不该安于现状 things in this city don't have to be this way.
生活完全可以改善一下 Things can be different.
怎么个改法 Different how?
首先 你可以把手放下来 For starters, you can put your arms down.
对 Yeah.
放下来 就是这样 做得好 There you go. You got it. Yeah.
就去用力 加油 Keep pushing. There you go.
-深呼吸 努力 -快放 快放 - Breathe through it. There you go. - Do it. Do it. Do it.
-不 行不通 -不行 - No, not gonna happen. - Nope.
感觉太别扭了 That feels unnatural.
我是说 要是有人拿着枪跑过来怎么办 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun?
提前把手举好比较省事 Having my arms up is just a real time saver.
但要是拿枪的人不可能出现了呢 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come?
-什么 -真的吗 - What? - Really?
总会有持枪的人 There's always a guy with a gun.
满大街人都配有枪 So many guys with guns.
各位 要是我们的世界可以不用充斥着恐惧 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary?
要是我们能扭转局面呢 What if we can change it?
米莉 在你的世界里一天会发生几次银行抢劫 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
几乎不会发生 盖 Hardly ever, Guy.
那尸体呢 米莉 What about corpses, Millie?
-什么 -你经常见到尸体吗 - What? - You see a lot of those?
一小时能见几具 How many an hour?
一具也见不到 盖 None per hour, Guy.
那枪战呢 What about gun violence?
你世界里常发生枪战吗 See a lot of gun violence in your world?
那实际上是个大问题 盖 很大的问题 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.
这回答我可没预料到 I didn't see that coming.
是真的 这糟透了 It's true. It really sucks.
重点是 我们不必做生活的旁观者 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.
我们能随心所欲做我们想做的事 We can be whatever we want.
不是所有人都能像你这样 盖 We can't all be you, Guy.
这你就错了 That's not true.
你身体里跟我有同样的东西 What's inside of me is inside of you, too.
什么 What?
你们每个人身体里都有 你们都在成长 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing.
我不想每天只做滴滤咖啡 我想做 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...
卡布奇诺 A cappuccino.
做出一番惊天动地的成就 ...A goddamn difference in the world.
这个梦想更好 Much, much better.
我还要做珍珠奶绿 And a green tea boba.
-天呐 -没错 - Holy shit! - That's right!
放手去做吧 姐们 You go, girl.
天呐 你真了不起 Oh, my God, you're amazing!
要是我能越过这片海 If I could just make it out past that water,
海的另一边就是个自由的世界 there's a world out there where we can be free.
我们能为自己的人生做主 Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
不再无足轻重 我们必须要为之奋斗 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.
我们要团结一致 共同奋战 We have to fight together.
说得好 Yeah!
你们一直以来都活在别人的期望中 You guys have always done what's expected of you.
但那生活现在到头了 But that shit ends today.
对 Yeah!
虽然我还没搞清楚发生了什么 I don't even know what's happening right now!
但我喜欢 But I love it!
太棒了 I love it!
我喜欢 I love it!
我也好爱这种感觉 大家快过来 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here!
所有人都聚到一起 我们的计划是 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
全都趴下 Everybody get down on the ground!
有人吗 Hello?
人都哪去了 Where the hell is everybody?
今天
有人吗 Hello?
那些非玩家角色都去哪了 Where are all the NPCs?
我玩自由城已经快三年了 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.
从没见过这样的情况 I've never seen anything like this.
我最近 Up until recently,
才注意一两个非玩家角色不见了 I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
我不知道这是不是论坛阴谋论 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory
但是有人说 but some people are saying
蓝色衬衫盖甚至不是一位玩家 that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
-他是真的人工智能 -人工智能 - That he's actual AI. - AI?
人工智能啊 就是活的 Actual AI. You know, alive.
这就是为什么他火遍全网 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.
安托万 如果你在看 请修复游戏 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game.
-尤其要把蓝衬衫修复回来 -天呐 - Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God!
安托万 你得看看这个 Antwan, you should see this.
你之前想跟那个叫燃烧瓶的小妞 And you, you tried to steal it from me
从我这里偷走这个 with that Molotov chick.
-她叫米莉 -谁 - Her name's Millie. - Who?
米莉 Millie.
找到她了 找到你了 Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you!
鼠标 调出他的影像 快点 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.
对 快点 That's it. Come on, quicker.
好的 他在这 Yes, there he is.
他在自由城兜风 He's joyriding around Free City
带着一个玩家叫燃烧瓶女孩 with some player called Molotovgirl.
也就是米莉·拉斯克 AKA Millie Rusk.
米莉·拉斯克 那不就是键盘的老搭档吗 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner?
对啊 Yeah.
就是那个想用假罪名告我的家伙 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit
因为她也想要苏乐美的一杯羹 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
现在就把燃烧瓶女孩给抹除了 Boot Molotovgirl now.
我在试了 我已经在尽力试了 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
但是她的账号是假的虚拟账号 but her account's spoofed.
她的技术很强 This woman is exceptional.
那就把她在游戏里杀掉 Then kill her in the game.
别质疑 我说了 杀掉她 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
什么都给他们安排上 五星标记 赏金 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G.
可是有一个问题 Yeah, just one problem.
我们什么都没有 We don't have anything.
你说什么 威利斯 Whatchu talking about, Willis?
我们没有防御 We don't have any defences.
没有警察 军人 什么也没有 We don't have police, military, no nothing.
我刚才就在跟你说了 It's what I've been trying to tell you.
非玩家角色好像都罢工了 It's like every NPC went on strike.
大杯抹茶拿铁 双倍燕麦奶盖 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk,
减咖啡因 加肉桂粉 matcha latte with cinnamon!
-我的 -你好 - That's me. - Hey.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
加油 盖 Go get 'em, Guy!
简直就像电子大罢工 It's like a digital walkout.
这不是 No, it's not.
他们是故意的 这是他们的计划 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.
你知道我们要怎么办吗 杀了他们 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.
阻止重生 现在就杀了他们 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
但是死亡的玩家也就不能复活了 But that means any players who die will be done for good.
他们会崩溃的 They'll freak out.
我不在乎 I don't care.
先生 我确认下 你是说要开始行动了吗 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?
你是想玩梗吗 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing
因为你以为我们现在是朋友了 'cause you think we're friends now
就应该携手并肩作战什么的 and we're in some sort of gang together?
是的 我是这么想的 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
好 我们是一个团队 Cool, we're a team.
-那我们想个口号吧 -好 - We should come up - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right.
-数到三 一二三 -一二三 - On three. One, two, three - One, two, three
回去工作 Get back to work!
把键盘找来 Someone find me Keys!
好了 大家都听到了 开始行动 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!
不妙 Okay, that's not good.
他知道我们要去哪了 He knows where we're going.
我找到他了 别担心 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.
来点汽车砸脸吧 Want some four wheels to the face?
瞧好了 炸 Take that. Boom!
兔子来抓你了 食物链顶层的兔子 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator.
看我的 你们都看得见吗 Here we go. Y'all watching this?
我要干掉这个傻瓜 I'm about to end this fool.
快快快 Come on, come on, come on.
键盘 你在的话 拜托帮帮忙 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please.
天啊 谁干的 谁在捣乱 God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that?
别跟我开玩笑 真的 我压力很大 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure!
加油 Come on!
快快快 Go, go, go!
我和安保确认了 键盘没有离开过 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building.
听起来好像你已经尽全力了 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible.
要放弃了吗 要放弃吗 Time to give up? You wanna give up?
不 我感觉你还想让我继续找 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.
-快去 -马上回来 - Go. - I'll be back.
我不知道这两个傻子要赶去哪 I have no idea where these fools are running to.
我知道 南海岸 杀手海滩 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
这很傻啊 那里只有水 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water.
游戏规则都不会让你过海岸线的 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.
除非那里真的有东西 Unless there is something out there.
安托万 那边有东西吗 Antwan, is there something there?
不管了 设计部呆子 Screw it. Art nerds.
把大佬放出来吧 Time for Dude.
我们还在设计他 We're still working on him.
我自己做的他 他很完美 I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
现在就把大佬放进去 Drop in Dude now.
就这么办吧 他可能只有半个脑子 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain,
他都没写完 不过 开始上传吧 he's barely written, but, sure, start the upload.
大佬
我们现在要怎么办 What are we supposed to do now?
现在 键盘给我们找座桥 Now Keys finds us a bridge.
来拔你插在我背上的刀吗 兄弟 Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
你一直在帮米莉·拉斯克 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.
她在找你的构建 She's looking for your build.
什么构建 安托万 What build, Antwan?
反正你也没用过我们的代码 是不是 It's not like you used our code anyway, right?
要是你没用过我们的代码 And if you didn't use our code
我们的初始构建又怎么会在游戏里呢 then how can our original build be in the game, right?
我说错什么了吗 Or am I missing something?
你们出去吧 Leave us.
好了 键盘 我们好好谈谈 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
如果我当初让你那蠢游戏上线 If I'd put out your dumb game,
一定石沉大海了 it would have bombed.
安托万 那并不一定会失败 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed.
不 我确定 Yeah, I do know.
我看了数据 追踪调查 分组调研 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups.
你有没有想过 Has it ever occurred to you
有些事情比数字更重要 that some things matter more than numbers?
比数字更重要的东西 钱吗 What matters more than numbers? Money?
冷知识 兄弟 钱也是数字 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.
没什么比数字更重要 Nothing matters more than numbers!
你应该感谢我 You should be thanking me!
我还要感谢你 I should be thanking you?
那你从我们的成果中获得的利润呢 What about the profits that you got from our work?
你选了你要站的边 小学徒 You chose your side, little Padawan.
现在 是时候 And now, it's time for
让你站到皇帝旁边来了 you to take your place next to the Emperor.
你听懂了吗 兄弟 You get me, bro?
是的 我听懂了 兄弟 Yeah, I get you. Bro.
让我想到了这个 Which leads me to this.
谢谢你 键盘 Thanks, Keys.
那是什么玩意 What the hell was that?
安托万 情况越来越复杂了 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
我以为你会更明智的 键盘 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys.
显然你被开除了 你自己清楚 You're obviously fired, you know that.
还有你 她怎么还在游戏里 And, you, what is she still doing in the game, man?
把大家都抹除了 Boot everyone.
等等 你希望我把所有玩家都抹除了 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?
把他们都踢出游戏 马上 Boot them out of the game, now!
注销所有玩家账户 Cancel every player account!
大佬在哪里呢 And where the hell is Dude?
保安 把这混蛋撵出去 Security! Kick this punk out.
盖 Guy!
-米莉 -他们要把我抹除了 - Millie! - They're taking me out.
这是怎么了 What's happening?
交给你了 大家都看着 It's on you now. Everybody's watching.
你一定要继续往前走 You gotta keep going.
等等 等等 我还能再见到你吗 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again?
如果你走到桥的那边 会的 You will if you make it across that bridge.
让大家看到我们的构建 那是证据 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof.
你走过去 安托万就完了 You do that, Antwan is done.
我会的 I'll make it.
什么鬼 What the hell?
连接不佳
怎么回事 What's going on?
正在输出流
站住
好了 大家都记住这一刻 All right, let's all remember this moment,
我们就要被炒鱿鱼了 before we were fired.
口头禅 Catchphrase.
口头禅 Catchphrase?
怎么了 我还没来得及想出来 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.
不过把"口头禅"作为口头禅 Although "Catchphrase" as a catchphrase
本身就是个挺酷的口头禅 is a pretty cool catchphrase.
站起来 盖 站起来 Get up, Guy. Get up.
不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
盖 我来救你了 Guy, I came to save you.
-他是谁 -不知道 - Who is this? - I don't know.
他太完美了 He's glorious.
我是说他和你一样 I mean, he's just like you...
但要更好 but way better.
好 好多了 Way, way better.
-谢谢你 -我不是在夸你 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment.
我建议你不要碰他 巴迪 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy.
你说你不建议我碰他是什么意思 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?
你不会介意吧 You don't mind this, do you?
因为我也是你的伙伴 'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
我觉得他要 Yeah, I think he's gonna
打你了 hit you.
他打得好重 He punches so hard.
但他的手又很软 But yet his hands are so soft.
-坚强点 -好了 再见 - Be strong. - Okay, bye.
我对他来说就像羽毛一样轻 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
不不不 No, no, no! No!
站起来 盖 站起来 Get up, Guy, get up!
游戏结束了 口头禅 Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
我听不懂你的话 I don't know what that means.
拜托 哥们 站起来 Come on, man. Get up!
站起来 Get up.
我最喜欢三样事情 There are three things I love in life.
揍人 待定 第三件事 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
完蛋了 Oh, shit!
发动致命一击 Activate death blow.
盖 再见 Bye, Guy.
完了 那是致命一击 Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
站起来 Get up!
妈 他要发动致命一击了 Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
站起来 盖 Get up, Guy.
什么玩意 What the shit?
牛 That was dope.
-等等 那是 -那是个 - Hold on. Is that-- - That's a--
没错 那可是光剑 伙计 Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
-那是把光剑吗 -是的 - Is that a lightsabre? - It is.
盖 Guy!
-太棒了 -好 没错 起来 盖 快点 - Yes! - Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on.
去吧 There you go.
看到那些东西了吗 Do you see them all now? Yeah?
看到了吗 Yeah?
到处都是闪闪发光的东西 Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
去吧 去拿吧 Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
很多小零食 Just lots of little snacks.
舞跳得不行 不行 Yeah, not a dancer. No.
自由奔跑吧 更好的我 Run free, better me.
我们走 Let's go.
我们去哪 Where are we going?
我们不能让他们通过那座桥 We can't let them get across that bridge.
你想和我一起完成这件事吗 You wanna finish this out with me?
听着 我甚至不知道发生了什么 Look, I don't even know what's going on,
但 当然 我要和你一起 but, hell yes, I'm with you.
我们走 Let's go!
服务器机房 限制区
服务器
安托万 拜托 老兄 Antwan, come on, man.
我们来这里干什么 What are we doing here?
《自由城1》的服务器在哪 Where are the servers to Free City 1?
不 安托万 你到底在干什么 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing?
如果他们越过地平线 到达建筑物那里 If they get past that horizon to the build,
我就失去了一切 I lose everything!
等等 所以你真的偷了他们的代码 Wait, so you did steal their code.
欢迎加入聊天 天才 Welcome to the conversation, genius.
那些服务器在哪 Now, where are those servers?
这些都是 但等等 It's all of these, but hold on.
我想理一下头绪 I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
这些都是吗 这个 对吗 这个 All these? This one? Right, this one?
是的 你怎么 Yeah. How did you--
快跑 Run.
安托万 Antwan!
停下 Stop!
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
-快点 -快点 - Come on! - Come on!
海洋和剩余的桥在哪台服务器上 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge?
我不会告诉你的 I'm not gonna tell you.
你只会把它毁了的 You're just gonna destroy it.
是的 因为这是我的游戏 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
但并不是 这是键盘的游戏 Except it's not. It's Keys' game.
你他妈什么都没做 You didn't do shit.
你猜怎么着 键盘是我的好兄弟 And guess what? Keys is my boy.
保安 Security!
请把这位前职员带离这个地方 Please escort this former employee off the premises.
他可以叫你的本名的 He can call you by your real name.
盖 Guy!
-兄弟 兄弟 -不 不 继续向前吧 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!
别管我了 Go without me!
我一辈子都战战兢兢 I've been scared my whole damn life.
但我现在不再害怕了 But I'm not scared anymore.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不觉得 I'm not.
这是我这辈子最棒的一天 It's been the best day of my life.
你去那个建筑物那里 You get to that build.
你告诉他们 我们很重要 You show 'em we matter.
那个保安是个大英雄 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.
你做到了 You did it!
太棒了 太棒了 Yes! Yes!
去你妈的 安托万 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
安托万 停下 Antwan, stop!
都结束了 It's over.
他做到了 He made it.
所有人都看到了你的游戏的初始构建 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see.
你的官司可能赢了 对吧 Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
看起来是的 Looks likely.
不错 Cool.
问题在这 兄弟 问题在这 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.
就在这 我有你所在乎的一切 Right here, I've got everything you care about.
《自由城》残余的碎片 The sliver that's left of Free City,
你所有的背景朋友们 all your little background friends.
包括你的虚拟男朋友 Including your digital boyfriend,
最后一台服务器 Last server.
听着 我只想要我建造的世界和里面的人们 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it.
那安托万能从中得到什么 What's in it for Antwan?
其他的一切 Everything else.
什么意思 当我是傻子 好好解释 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
你有我们代码的使用权 所有的收益 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits,
只要给我《自由城》剩下的东西 just give me what's left of Free City.
让我在此之上建造我自己的世界 Let me build my own world from there.
那《自由城2》 《自由城3》呢 What about Free City 2? Free City 3?
所有其后的衍生品呢 And all pursuant spin-offs?
都是你的 只要你把斧头放下 All yours. Just put down the axe.
你知道这是史上 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal
傻瓜交易之最 不是吗 in the history of dumb deals, right?
你在说要放弃数百万美元 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.
什么人会这么做 Why would anyone do that?
因为键盘和我做到了很伟大的事情 'Cause Keys and I made something great.
我不需要名利来向自己证明这些 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself.
我玩够你的游戏了 安托万 I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
我该玩我自己的游戏了 It's time I played mine.
成交 Deal?
今日突发的坏消息 Popping today and not in a good way.
《早安美国》突发新闻 《自由城2》销量骤跌 游戏人报道
由于数不胜数的代码漏洞报告 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip
和在线延迟 with numerous reports of
《自由城2》的销量持续下滑 bugs in the code and lagging online play.
苏乐美令人失望的销量 四面楚歌的游戏创始人陷入困境
四面楚歌的苏乐美游戏创始人安托万·霍瓦切利科 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik
被推上了风口浪尖 finds himself in the crosshairs.
风口浪尖 Crosshairs.
他又在风口浪尖又四面楚歌 He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
我们太忙了 没空幸灾乐祸 We're too busy to gloat.
我是受害者 我是受害者 I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
说到忙 我们刚加倍了 Speaking of busy, we just doubled
我们能应付的独立访客的数量 the amount of unique visitors we can handle.
大得惊人 It's amazing.
谁能想到有这么多人 Who'd have thought that so many people
只想看着游戏人物 would just wanna watch video game characters
而不想射杀他们 instead of shoot at them?
我们啊 Oh, yeah, we did.
没错 Yeah.
你知道吗 你自吹自擂的样子很可爱 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag.
安特万出局 Antwan out!
与此同时 《自由人生》游戏 Meanwhile, the game Free Life
很快变成了独立小电影 is quickly becoming the little indie that could.
玩家们蜂拥而至 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game
他们和那位独一无二的蓝色衬衫盖和睦相处 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
还有他的那些不再被只是背景板的数字朋友们 and his now no-longer-in-the-background a digital friend.
米莉 Uh, hey, Mills...
你想跟我一起去喝杯咖啡吗 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
事实上 我准备回游戏里了 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game.
-好吧 -咖啡 - Oh. - Coffee?
行吧 听起来很棒 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
我给你捎一杯 I'll just, uh, grab you one.
键盘 Oh, Keys, uh...
我知道 中杯咖啡 加奶油 两块糖 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
没错 Yeah.
你好 兰迪 你好 米尔顿 Hi, Randy. Milton.
我还在想什么时候能再见到你 I was wondering when I'd see you again.
是啊 最近的生活很疯狂 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.
你应该看看这里 You should see it in here.
我们可以终生免费享用泡泡糖冰激凌 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life.
朋友们 Hey, guys.
听着 盖 Look, Guy...
这比我想象中要难 Wow, this is harder than I thought.
那就让我来 Then let me do it for you.
盖 Guy,
你太迷人了 you are dreamy.
你对蓝色衬衫和五个八度音乐巨星的品位 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars,
深深地 深深地吸引了我 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
但是我不能一直和你在一起 But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
我创造了这个世界 但是我不能在这里生活 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it.
看到没 有那么难吗 See? Was that so hard?
那么你打算做什么 So, what are you gonna do?
做一切我想做的事 多亏了你 Anything I want. Thanks to you.
我不会再被困在无止尽的循环之中了 I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
你也是 Neither are you.
我爱你 米莉 I love you, Millie.
也许是我的程序在说话 但是你猜怎么着 Maybe that is my programming talking, but, guess what,
是某人写了那个程序 someone wrote that program.
我只是他送给你的一封情书 I'm just a love letter to you.
作者就在这个世界之外的某个地方 Somewhere out there is the author.
你给了他生命 是你给了他生命 You brought him to life. You brought him to life.
他之所以活过来是因为他遇到了一个人 And he was alive because he met the one person
他一生都在等待的人 he'd been waiting for his whole life.
我得让这一切现实一点 所以 And I had to make it realistic, so
我是根据 I based it off of
你 you.
他的梦中情人 The woman of his dreams,
也是我的梦中情人 she was the same as mine.
所以她喜欢吃泡泡糖冰激凌 喜欢荡秋千 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets
她有一个十分可爱但奇怪的癖好 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit
她总是哼着玛丽亚·凯莉的经典歌曲 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.
她一直在重复 Like, all the time, she would repeat.
终于开窍了 Finally!
键盘 Keys!
你在做什么 What are you...
你还好吗 小盖盖 You okay, little guy Guy?
你看起来很形容词 You seem adjective.
我很好 我很好 另外你可以放我下来 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.
谢谢 真不错 Thank you. That was nice.
不 我很好 你也很好 伙计 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude.
我只是有点想念我的好哥们 I just miss my best friend.
我们以前每天都在一起散步 We used to do the same walk together every day.
只不过他穿了件衬衫 并且可以说完整的句子 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.
我可以仰卧推举一个句子 I can bench press a sentence.
这完全不是一回事 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.
放声大笑 Harder laughter!
盖 Guy?
-巴迪 -不 - Buddy! - No!
我的天 盖 Oh, my God! Guy!
巴迪 我以为我失去你了 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
你没有 You didn't!
前一分钟 我还在一座即将坍塌的桥上奔跑 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
以为我平凡的一生就这样结束了 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
下一分钟 我就像坐着某种飞行器 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'
仙尘 就是仙尘 and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
然后我就降落在了这片天堂 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.
我爱死这里了 Man, I love it here.
实际上 几天前我骑了个半人马 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur.
也许这听起来很奇怪 Now, it might sound weird,
我骑在一个半人半马的背上 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse,
不管那是个啥 我做到了 whatever a centaur is, I did it.
我也骑了一个 伙计 I rode a dude, too!
友好手势 Friendly gesture!
很友好 So friendly!
来吧 抱一个 Come on, bring it in!
-我们要拥抱吗 -我来咯 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you!
-不行 我要来找你 -我就要 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
你给我过来 我来找你了 You come here! I'm coming to you!
我要抱你 我要抱你 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
巴迪 我很想你 Buddy, I missed you!
银行去哪儿了 Hey, so where's the bank?
这里没有银行 There is no bank.
那我们要做什么 So what do we do?
做我们想做的一切 Whatever we want.
-你好 伙计们 -你好 盖 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Guy.