約翰尼·英格力士
Johnny English.
五年前 他是我們最好的特工 Five years ago, he was our top agent.
對 要不是他在莫桑比克惹了麻煩 Yeah. Took his eye off the ball in Mozambique.
軍情七處 一團糟
衞生部-莫桑比克 軍情七處在非洲的大災難
難道非他不可嗎 Does it have to be him?
線人只肯跟他接頭 He's the only one our contact will talk to.
已 解 僱
他現在在哪 So where is he?
你來這兒是爲了拋開恥辱的過往 You came here to forget your life of shame.
西藏羣山
但你的重生之路 But the path you must tread
實非易事 英格力士 to new life will be not be easy, English.
我們的目標很明確 Our purpose here is simple.
就是化弱為強 To strengthen what is weak.
化軟為硬 Make hard what is soft.
這一切都需要時間 This will take time.
意志是身體的主人 Mind must be master of the body.
頑強的意志 何懼上刀山下火海 Strong mind can separate the body from its suffering.
集中精神 英格力士 Good concentration, English.
什麼 燙燙燙 Sorry? Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
你雖青春不再 You are not young.
但薑還是老的辣 But with age comes wisdom.
若然意志能控制好身體 When mind is master of the body,
你定能重出江湖 you will be warrior once more.
大師 我前路何如 Master, what is my destiny?
我和更高層聯繫過 I'm in touch with a higher power.
軍情七處希望你搭最快的航班回倫敦 MI7 wants you on the first flight back to London.
大師 我準備好了嗎 Master, am I ready?
為時尚早 No.
靠窗還是走道 Window seat or aisle?
旅客:英格力士 座位號 6A 靠窗
西藏
目的地:倫敦
紅海
索馬里
突尼斯
掃描中...
目的地 倫敦
東芝 英國情報局
請稍等 先生 早上好 One moment, please. Good morning, sir.
東芝英國情報局 Toshiba British Intelligence.
需要電子產品請按一 For electronic products press one.
連線特工請按二 To speak to an agent, press two.
您的專屬 情報局
當然 先生 麻煩您重新輸入我們的網址好嗎 Certainly, sir. Can I redirect you to our website?
www.spyingforyou.gov.uk www.spyingforyou.gov.uk.
東芝英國情報局 Toshiba British Intelligence.
先生 早上好 有什麼能幫助您的 Good morning, sir. Can I help you?
約翰尼·英格力士 Johnny English.
帕加索斯在等你 Pegasus is expecting you.
請看鏡頭 Look into the camera.
別笑 Don't smile.
憨豆特工 2
帕姆拉·桑頓 軍情七處的總管 Pamela Thornton, Head of MI7.
約翰尼·英格力士 Johnny English.
請坐 Have a seat.
你走了有一段時間了 英格力士 You've been away for some time, English.
我們可沒忘記你 But you haven't been forgotten.
走開 Come on.
這裏還常説起你在莫桑比克的冒險 People here often talk about your adventures in Mozambique.
軍情七處從你走後又進步了許多 Well, MI7 has come a long way since then.
什麼槍戰 飛車 The guns, the fast cars,
沙文主義那一套 都過時了 and the chauvinism are all on their way out.
坦白説 我不樂意看到你回來 Frankly, I didn't want to see you back.
你就是我要改革的東西 You are everything I came into this service to change.
可惜這事我做不了主 But my hands are tied.
總有些時候 And there are times when
人會和明智的抉擇背道而馳 one has to go against one's better judgement.
我們有個新情況 We have a situation.
不錯 Indeed.
這有隻乖貓咪 有隻乖貓咪 There's a good puss. There's a good puss.
這有隻乖貓咪 她是誰 There's a good pussy. Who's a good pussy?
-我很意外 -她是誰 - I'm impressed. - Who's a good pussy?
菲白從不讓陌生人抱它 Philby never lets strangers pick him up.
在動物世界裏 我總能獲得特權 I'm very much at one with the animal kingdom.
這有隻乖貓咪 我知道 我知道 There's a good puss. I know, I know.
誰是小可愛 小可愛是誰 Who's lovely? Who's lovely?
誰... Who...
我們都是小可愛 We're all lovely.
凱特·薩姆納 行為治療師 Kate Sumner, our behavioural psychologist.
久仰您的大名 I've heard a great deal about you.
想必都是盛讚 Glowing reports, I trust.
跟我説説 薩姆納女士 Tell me, Ms. Sumner,
行為治療師的工作是什麼 what exactly does a behavioral psychologist do?
觀察深層心理的外在表象 Monitor observable behavior for signs of internal psychology.
我們讀人 We read people.
找時間聚聚 Well, we must get together sometime.
你肯定會覺得我是本好書 I think you'll find me a real page-turner.
帕加索斯 説説現況吧 So, Pegasus, this situation.
前中情局特工提圖斯·費舍爾 Ex-CIA agent Titus Fisher
從香港聯繫我們 has contacted us from Hong Kong.
他的情報顯示 有人要在下週的中英會談時 He has intelligence of a plot to assassinate the Chinese Premier
暗殺中國總理 at the Anglo-Chinese talks next week.
需要你去弄清他確切的情報內容 We need you to go and find out what he's got.
既然如此 帕加索斯 我去 Well, in that case, Pegasus, count me in.
一號特工會在樓下見你 Agent One will meet you downstairs.
結果 我就爬上牆頭 So, I just scaled the walls,
把那鬼地方炸成平地 blew the whole place to kingdom come.
一小時後 An hour later I'm sitting
我已經手拿雞尾酒坐在酒吧裏 in the bar with a White Russian in my hand.
跟你們説 那也是相當愜意 Who was very lovely, too, I can tell you.
西蒙 Simon.
你好 約翰尼 Hello, Johnny!
西蒙 Simon,
春風得意啊 不過你一向如此 you look wonderful. But, then, you always did.
歡迎回來 你走了多久 Welcome back. How long has it been?
不知道 I don't know.
五年三個月又六天 左右吧 Five years, three months and six days, or something.
當然 莫桑比克 Of course, Mozambique.
那可當真是一團糟啊 That was a balls-up with a cherry on top.
快來 給你打扮打扮 Come on, let's get you sorted.
歡迎來到玩具專櫃 Welcome to the toy cupboard.
我可不會把號碼給你 I won't leave you my number.
你知道帕奇 You know Patch.
帕奇·柯特蒙就是他 Patch Quartermain, the man himself.
英格力士 English.
不用起來 Please, don't get up.
想起也起不來 No chance of that.
測試B-6爆炸鞋時炸掉了 Lost them testing the B-6 exploding brogues.
很抱歉 還好嗎 Oh, I'm so sorry. How are you?
只能握這隻手了 Have to be this one, I'm afraid.
D-10爆炸門鈴把它炸了 Lost this to the D-10 doorbell.
很高興看到你還活着 Ah. Well, it's great to see what's left of you.
這輪椅很不錯 最高時速六十英里 This is rather good fun, actually. Top speed of 60 mph,
我還添了點小零件 and I've managed to add the odd thing.
這邊 我可沒時間耗 This way. I haven't got all day.
別按 Don't!
別瞎搗亂好吧 英格力士 Would you stop meddling, English?
她在這呢 Here she is.
勞斯萊斯幻影 Ah, the Rolls-Royce Phantom.
應該説勞斯萊斯自動版 Truly the Rolls-Royce of automobiles.
裝甲鋼板 還有好多小玩意兒 Armour plating, all the bells and whistles.
説句"發動" Say "Bonnet."
-發動 -命令接受 - Bonnet. - Command accepted.
語音激活只識別你的聲音 Voice activation recognises only you.
勞斯萊斯提供了一個實驗引擎 Rolls has fitted one of their experimental engines.
九公升的V16 車速如風 The nine-litre V16. Goes like the wind.
但卻更安靜 Only quieter.
漂亮 Beautiful.
再看這兒 Keep up!
這些是你去香港的裝備 Here's what you'll be taking to Hong Kong.
-要來了 -衞星接收器 - Ah, yes. - A satellite receiver,
跟蹤裝置 塑料炸彈口香糖 tracking device, Semtex chewing gum.
你剛才説什麼 Now, what did I just say?
那是新P2數字鏢槍 That's the new P-two digital dart gun.
先生們 友情提醒一下 Gentlemen. May I remind you all
軍情七處最新精配武器純屬扯淡 that MI7's current weapon of choice is dialogue?
我們最喜歡你嚴肅的樣子 帕加索斯 We do love it when you get strict, Pegasus.
英格力士 你今晚去香港 English, you go to Hong Kong tonight.
費舍爾會聯繫你 Fisher will contact you there.
爲了確保按章辦事 To ensure protocol is observed,
我會派人跟着你 I'm sending someone with you.
特工塔克 Agent Tucker.
十分榮幸 長官 It will be an honour, sir.
有人幫忙提行李很不錯 Well, it'll be good to have somebody to carry the bags.
你以前可鬧出過笑話 英格力士 You made a laughing stock out of this service once, English.
別給我添亂 明白嗎 Not on my watch. Clear?
完全明白 帕加索斯 Crystal clear, Pegasus.
和當年一樣吧 約翰尼 Just like old times, eh, Johnny?
我要去瑞士 等你回來再説 I'm off to Switzerland. Let's catch up when you get back.
樂意之至 西蒙 There's nothing I'd like more, Simon.
有人看到變聲旅遊喉糖嗎 Has anyone seen the voice-changing travel lozenges?
沒 沒 No. No.
香港
新葡京娛樂場
澳門
謝謝
快點 塔克 Come on, Tucker.
九月我才滿二十一歲 不可以進去 I'm not 21 till September, sir. I'm not really allowed in.
塔克 你可是女王特勤局的特工呀 Tucker, you're an agent working for Her Majesty's Secret Service.
要像個特工的樣子 Just act the part.
換一千美元籌碼 寶貝 Ten thousand dollars' worth, please, my lovely.
謝謝 Thank you.
麻煩給張收據 And a receipt, please.
注意找線人 塔克 Be alert for contact, Tucker.
要找戴眼鏡的中國人 We're looking for a Chinese man in spectacles.
再來一杯嗎 先生 Would you like another drink, sir?
長官 戴眼鏡的中國人 Sir, the Chinese man in spectacles.
-再來一杯啤酒 -買定離手 - One more beer. - No more bets, please.
線人 Contact.
晚上好 Evening.
你奶奶生病了 Your grandmother is sick.
什麼 What?
你奶奶生病了 Your grandmother is sick.
她真病得不輕 死很久了 Well, she's dead. That's how sick she is.
他死了嗎 Is he dead, sir?
是的 Yes.
九龍天堂 八號
-嗨 媽媽 -怎麼了 - Hi, Mum. - What's the matter?
沒沒沒 沒什麼大事 No, no, no, no. Nothing's the matter, no.
昨晚有點不舒服 現在沒事了 I felt a bit funny last night, but I'm okay now.
你手上有什麼消息 So, what have you got for us?
幕後黑手要殺中國總理向平 The people behind the plot to kill Xiang Ping, the Chinese Premier.
這個組織叫旋風組 A group called Vortex.
沒聽過 Never heard of them.
僱傭刺客 最好的 Paid assassins. The best there is.
快點 費舍爾 我要的是名字 是證據 Come on, Fisher, I need names, I need evidence!
旋風組有件祕密武器 Vortex has a secret weapon.
拿到它需要集齊三把鑰匙 This is one of three keys that,
我手上有一把 when used together, gain access to it.
沒了這鑰匙 旋風組就完了 Without this, Vortex is finished.
你是怎麼得到的 How did you get hold of it?
這是我的 It's mine.
什麼 I beg your pardon?
我們是旋風三人組 Vortex is three of us.
別吹了 費舍爾 Come off it, Fisher.
你 僱傭殺手嗎 You, a hired assassin?
就憑你那破槍法 You couldn't hit a barn door with a banana.
什麼旋風 And as for Vortex,
這詞肯定是從洗衣粉盒上看到的 clearly you got the name off a box of washing powder.
旋風組當時也在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique.
什麼 What?
是 真的 Yeah? Really?
媽 媽媽 我得掛了 掛了 Mum? Mum, Mum, I gotta go. Gotta go.
那一整天我們都在呢 小約翰尼 We were all there that day, Johnny-boy.
-打擾了 長官 -什麼 - Excuse me. Sir! - What?
長官 這... Sir, there's a...
快點 快 快 Quick, come on! Come on!
女士 我來幫你提 Madam, let me help you with that.
來 對 我想你該離開這裏 Here. Yes, I think you should vacate the area.
這裏有危險人物 There are some very dangerous people about.
好了 There we go.
抓住她 塔克 抓住她 Get after her, Tucker, get after her!
什麼 What?
長官 長官 Sir! Sir!
這裏 塔克 Over here, Tucker!
跟丟了 長官 I lost her, sir.
看我找到了什麼 Look what I found.
這裏 長官 這裏 This way, sir! This way!
你到街上去 我到樓頂去 You get down to the street. I'll take the roof.
你雖青春不再 但薑還是老的辣 You are not young. But with age comes wisdom.
交出來 猩猩 Hand it over, chimp.
快點 塔克 Come on, Tucker.
需要我幫忙嗎 Can I help?
我以女王的名義徵用這艘船 I am commandeering this vessel in the name of Her Majesty.
遵命 中校 Right-O, Wing Commander.
太刺激了 How exciting!
喜歡喝點什麼 我給您拿 Now, what's your poison? Can I get you something?
有伏特加和朗姆酒 We've got vodka, rum.
您的安全是我們的首要任務 Your safety is our priority.
想更好地配合我們的工作 請看這份傳單 But you can help us by familiarizing yourself with this leaflet.
薄荷甜酒 一點波爾圖葡萄酒 Creme de menthe, a smidgen of port,
我想這不錯 and that's about it, I'm afraid.
我是雪莉 I'm Shirley.
你好 雪莉 Hello, Shirley.
往左一點 雪莉 謝謝 Just a tad to your left, Shirley. Thank you.
目標鎖定
幹得好 中校 I say, Wing Commander!
站起來
你碰到火柴棒了
-漂亮 長官 -就像角鬥士 - Well played, sir! Well played! - Just like a gladiator!
快點 打吧 Come on. Put 'em up.
幹得好 長官 Well played, sir! Well played!
再來點香檳 寶貝 More champagne, my lovely.
當然 長官 Certainly, sir.
塔克 你確定不來點香蒂酒之類嗎 Tucker are you sure you don't want a Shandy or something?
我得完成任務報告呢 長官 I have got to finish this mission report, sir.
我們一着陸 帕加索斯就要見我們 And Pegasus wants to see us as soon as we touchdown.
任務報告 The mission report?
別寫了 塔克 人生苦短啊 Oh, come on, Tucker. Live a little.
得學會品嚐勝利 You should learn to savour success.
努力工作 Work hard,
痛快玩樂 不是嗎... play hard. Isn't that right...
芭芭拉 Barbara?
旋風組完蛋了 Vortex is finished.
但至少 But better still,
多年來 for years
我一直覺得莫桑比克的事是我的過錯 I believed what happened in Mozambique was my fault.
現在我知道不全是這樣 Now I realise it was only partly my fault.
在莫桑比克到底發生了什麼 What did happen in Mozambique?
打擾了 先生 就要着陸了 Excuse me, sir. We're coming in to land.
我幫您放到架子上好嗎 Can I stow that overhead for you?
當然 Certainly.
長官 我不覺得他會叫"蘇珊" Sir, I don't think he's a "Susan."
你不是語言學家吧 塔克 But then you're not a linguist, are you, Tucker?
不是"蘇珊" 是"書山" It's not "Susan," its "Shoooshan."
來自忻州地區 From the Xinzhou region,
除非是我大錯特錯 unless I'm very much mistaken.
謝謝 書山 Thank you, Shoooshan.
外交部長先生 Foreign Secretary.
希望你有所收穫 英格力士 I hope you've got something for us, English.
首相對此極為關心 The Prime Minister is extremely concerned.
必須的 He has every reason to be so.
有人密謀殺害中國總理 There is a plot to kill the Chinese Premier.
策劃者是一羣殘忍的殺手組成的旋風組 Masterminded by a group of ruthless assassins called Vortex.
天啊 Good Lord.
警報已經解除了 The danger, however, has been averted.
因為我們得到了這個 Now that we have this.
英格力士 English?
我知道你要説什麼 Now, I know what you're going to say,
這東西很小巧是吧 it's a pretty small object.
世事往往是四兩撥千斤 Well, it's often the little things that pack the biggest punch.
-正如大衞用卵石殺了哥利亞 -長官 - After all, David killed Goliath with a pebble. - Sir.
指聖經中少年大衞以石子擊巨人歌利亞的額頭將其打敗的故事
當我擁有了這把小巧鑰匙時 The mighty Vortex has been slain by
強大的旋風組已經被扼殺了 my possession of this small key.
書山 Shoooshan.
是蘇珊 Susan.
拿到鑰匙了 可費舍爾泄密了 We got it, but Fisher talked.
明白 我們會幹掉英格力士 Understood. We'll deal with English.
你還得再打掃一下 You've got some more cleaning to do.
媽媽 媽媽 大黃先生在這 Mummy, Mummy! Mr. Rhubarb's here!
伊茲 親愛的 Izzie, darling,
為什麼不把他帶暖房裏去 why don't you show him into the conservatory?
我等會就來陪你 I'll be with you in just a minute.
好的 快點 快走 Okay. Come on, come on, let's go!
-走嗎 -快點 大黃先生 - Shall we? - Hurry up, Mr. Rhubarb.
等你找你的鑰匙 給我打個電話 Perhaps when you've found your key, you'll give me a call.
很抱歉 外長先生 I'm very sorry, Foreign Secretary.
本來想能給您帶來更多好信息 I had hoped to have more for you.
天啊 Oh, God.
帕加索斯 我抓到她了 Pegasus! I've got her!
過來 你個女巫 Come on, you witch.
英格力士 English?
她就是在香港的那個殺手 She was in Hong Kong! She's the killer!
她是我媽媽 She's my mother!
會不會是雙面嬌娃 Couldn't she be both?
媽媽 媽媽 你沒事吧 Mummy, Mummy, are you all right?
我給你倒杯茶 Let me get you a cup of tea.
-你會沒事的 媽媽 -那人是誰 - You'll be fine, Mummy. - Who was that man?
按她説的 上杯茶吧 Yeah, I think a cup of tea, that's what's required.
帕加索斯 真的真的很抱歉 Pegasus, I am truly, truly sorry.
別跟我道歉 跟她説去 Don't apologise to me. Apologise to her.
再抱歉不過了 帕加索斯太太 I cannot apologise enough, Mrs. Pegasus.
我想我弄錯身份了 It was a simple case of mistaken identity, I'm afraid.
現在 我完全明白 Now, I completely understand
你很難受 但我希望也許你... how upset you are, but I was hoping perhaps...
長官 Sir!
塔克 是她 香港的殺手 Tucker! That's her! It's the killer from Hong Kong!
-不 不是她 長官 -是她 絕對 - No, it's not her, sir. - It is! This time it's really her!
-不是 長官 -絕對是 - It's not her, sir! - Yes, it is!
讓開 Make way!
長官 Sir.
你這個殘忍的老母羊 You murderous crone!
奶奶 他在幹嘛 Granny! What's he doing?
我打 我打 Take that! And that!
快停下 Hey! Stop it.
英格力士 English!
這次抓住她了 帕加索斯 I've got her this time, Pegasus!
她就是為旋風組服務的女巫 This is the witch who works for Vortex!
還沒打夠嗎 Want any more you old hag?
-英格力士 -奶奶 - English! - Granny!
你在外交部長面前羞辱我 You humiliate me in front of the Foreign Secretary,
弄丟了旋風組唯一的線索 you lose our only lead on Vortex,
現在還想殺我媽媽 and then you try and kill my mother!
兩次 Twice!
帕加索斯 我們另有線索 Pegasus, we have another lead.
旋風組在莫桑比克 Vortex was in Mozambique!
他們應該對昌巴爾總統的死負責 They were responsible for the death of President Chambal!
不 你才該對昌巴爾總統的死負責 No! You were responsible for the death of President Chambal.
你完全搶了小丑先生的風頭 Well, you certainly gave Mr.Rhubarb a run for his money.
不過 至少我們知道旋風組當時就在莫桑比克 Still, at least we know Vortex was in Mozambique.
當你告訴帕加索斯的時候 When you told Pegasus,
表現出了説實話的四大特徵 you displayed all four indicators of someone telling the truth.
識別 調整
這是個面部動作編碼系統 This is a facial action coding system.
它的高速攝像鏡頭可以捕捉到 Its high-speed cameras record microexpressions
肉眼看不到的微表情 invisible to the naked eye.
探察到所謂的情感泄露 It detects what we call emotional leakage.
薩姆納女士 我是訓練有素的特工 決不泄密 Ms.Sumner, I'm a trained agent. I don't "Leak."
我想讓你重返莫桑比克 I want to take you back to Mozambique.
有這個必要嗎 Is that really necessary?
來看看這個 Take a look at this.
我想讓你重返莫桑比克 I want to take you back to Mozambique.
看到了吧 There.
這算不算泄密呢 Could we call that leakage?
好了 開工吧 Now, play ball.
非工作時間來這 我可是冒了險 I'm taking a risk being here after hours.
如果旋風組當時在莫桑比克 If Vortex was in Mozambique,
你可能看到些什麼 perhaps you saw something.
我會通過催眠讓你回到當時的場景 I'm going to take you back there using hypnosis.
饒了我吧 Oh, please.
你可以省了這些時髦把戲 Spare me the new age mumbo jumbo.
英格力士先生 拜託 我是專業人士 Mr.English, please. I'm a professional.
我不會隨便打個響指 I'm not going to just snap my fingers
讓你說出映入腦海的第一件事物 and make you say the first thing that comes into your head.
蓬鬆的枕頭 Plump pillows.
你説什麼 Excuse me?
聰慧的頭腦 美麗的面龐 Brilliant mind. Beautiful face.
不會吧 Incredible.
我完全攀不上的美女 And completely out of my league.
我現在要你回到莫桑比克 I'd like to take you back to Mozambique.
説説你看到了什麼 約翰尼 你在哪裏 Tell me what's happening, Johnny. Where are you?
昌巴爾總統的就職大典 President Chambal's inauguration day.
沒錯 你是安保負責人 Yes, you're head of security.
一切都相當順利 Everything's going perfectly.
今天 我們勇攀高峯 Today we climb the mountain!
英格力士特工 Agent English.
羣眾的呼聲 我都聽到了 The people have spoken, and the message is clear.
一個嶄新的和平繁榮之邦 A future of peace and prosperity!
備用電源被切斷了 The backup electrical supply has been cut.
沒有切斷 只是被關上了 No, it hasn't. It's been turned off.
那你知道 怎麼打開你的開關嗎 Do you know how to turn it on?
我該回去了 I should be getting back.
這種任務總是相當棘手 Well, operations like this are always difficult.
不過圓滿完成後 我還是深感欣慰 But it's very satisfying when you get a result.
保護總統 捨我其誰 The President couldn't be in safer hands.
未來屬於莫桑比克 The future belongs to Mozambique!
謝謝 Thank you.
開始放禮花了吧 The fireworks have begun.
慶祝自由與歡呼喝彩之音 The sound of freedom and celebration.
別緊張 約翰尼 放鬆 回想一下 Easy, Johnny. Easy. Go back.
在洗按摩浴之前 你還看到了什麼 Before the Jacuzzi, what did you see?
是的 Yes.
費舍爾 Fisher.
和另外兩個人在露臺上 On the terrace with two others.
是的 旋風組的三名成員那天都在場 Yes. All three members of Vortex were there that day.
你看到誰了 都有誰 約翰尼 Who can you see? Who can you see, Johnny?
阿提姆·卡爾蘭科 Artem Karlenko.
阿提姆·卡爾蘭科 雙重間諜 Artem Karlenko, double agent.
曾受僱於莫斯科的軍情七處 Recruited by MI7 in Moscow.
對於可能暴露他身份的人都格殺勿論 Retired after his penchant for killing people
因此被遣退 threatened his cover.
五年前 他在這裏現身 Five years ago, he turned up here,
化名謝爾蓋·普多夫金 as Sergei Pudovkin.
他是個富豪 很有錢 Rich, very rich.
是奧克伍德頂級高爾夫俱樂部的會員 A member of the exclusive Oakwood Golf Club,
你就在那兒跟他見面 which is where you'll be meeting him.
比洞賽:一種高爾夫比賽形式,贏得洞數最多的選手獲勝
他在那裏參加比洞賽 長官 He's in a match play competition, sir.
我會把你設為他今天的比賽對手 I'm making you his opponent for the day.
上午10:30
彼特·亞當斯
謝爾蓋·普多夫金
搞定 你將化身彼特·亞當斯先生參加比賽 Done it, sir. You're booked in as Mr.Peter Adams.
謝了 塔克 Thank you, Tucker.
如果卡爾蘭科是旋風組的一員 If Karlenko is Vortex,
把他給我帶回來 要活的 I want you to bring him in. Alive.
是普絲巾先生嗎 Mr.Pussykin?
是普多夫金 那你一定就是 Pudovkin. And you must be Mr. ...
亞當斯 Adams.
車很棒 亞當斯先生 Beautiful car, Mr.Adams.
我的勞斯萊斯 Ah, the Royce.
準備就緒 長官 Ready, sir.
多謝誇獎 Thank you.
走嗎 Shall we?
出發吧 Let's go.
命令接受 Command accepted.
那你從事什麼行業呢 亞當斯先生 So, what line of business are you in, Mr.Adams?
我叫普多夫金 Pudovkin.
抱歉 沒錯 我才叫亞當斯 你叫 Sorry. Yes, I'm Mr Adams, and you're Mr...
你説的那個什麼名字 Whoever you said you were.
-好吧 -停下 - Well... - Stop!
不好意思 我以為自己忘了東西 Sorry, I thought I had forgotten something.
高爾夫手套作為專業裝備之一 對穩定球杆握把有不可忽視的作用
戴手套吧 先生 Glove, sir?
塔克 雖然我不是打高爾夫的行家 I may not know much about golf, Tucker,
可還是能握好球杆 but I know how to hold the bat.
好球 先生 Shot, sir.
你做哪一行生意呢 普地精先生 So, what line of business are you in, Mr.Puddykin?
我是做拆遷生意的 I made my money in the removals business.
我有個朋友也做拆遷買賣 A friend of mine had shares in a removals business.
他叫提圖斯·費舍爾 Titus Fisher.
你跟他有來往嗎 You haven't come across him at all?
我可警告你 亞當斯先生 別趟這渾水 I warn you, Mr.Adams, not to stray into the rough.
因為一旦陷進去 可能就出不來了 You get in there, you might never come out.
謹記在心 普地精先生 I'll bear that in mind, Mr.Puddykin.
勞駕 我叫普多夫金 Pudovkin. Please.
進了 Shot!
事實上 就跟我的朋友費舍爾一樣 As was my friend Fisher, actually,
子彈從身後穿進 in the back,
偏偏還是他的清潔工乾的 by his cleaner, of all people.
不過他們也沒搶什麼 But they didn't take much.
就拿了把鑰匙 Just a key.
賽點 我覺得可以從左往右打 Break, left to right, I think.
多謝 Thank you.
幹掉他
在樹林那邊 In the trees.
快來 Come on.
-天啊 -他不能死 絕對不能 - Oh, my god. - He can't die. He mustn't die.
帶他離開這兒 快點 Let's get him out of here. Come on! Come on.
長官 他看起來不妙 He's not looking good, sir.
我們帶你去醫院 你會沒事的 We're getting you to a doctor. You'll be fine.
你會開這玩意兒吧 長官 You do know how to fly this, sir?
-這是基礎訓練之一 -太好了 - It was part of basic training. - Good.
跟騎自行車沒兩樣 It's just like riding a bike.
對 我全記起來了 Yes. It's all coming back to me.
這裏是祖魯祖魯探戈高爾夫酒店的直升機 This is helicopter Golf Hotel Zulu Zulu Tango.
機上有一位傷員 We have a casualty on board.
請指示最近的醫院地址 Request guidance to nearest hospital.
請説你們的具體位置 Where's your exact location?
位置 我們的位置 Our location? Location?
她打壞了導航系統 She shot out the navigation system.
抓緊了 Hang on.
-蘭斯多克 -我們在蘭斯多克 - Runstock. - Our location is Runstock.
飛行高度是多少 What is your altitude?
飛行高度嗎 What's our altitude?
大約18英寸(約45釐米) About 18 inches.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
抱歉 馬上開走 Sorry. I'll just move.
現在怎麼辦 長官 What now, sir?
我們得沿着路開 就走1328道吧 We'll have to stick to the road. Let's follow the 1328.
鼎漢一定有醫院 There's bound to be a hospital in Dingham.
鼎漢
看看他 塔克 去看看他 Look after him, Tucker. Look after him.
我覺得他不行了 長官 I think we're losing him, sir.
不行也得行 塔克 We can't lose him, Tucker.
他是我們唯一的線索 再想別的轍 He's our only lead. Try something else.
70年代著名英美歌手大衞·索爾的"Don't Give Up On Us Baby"
不要就此放棄 寶貝 Don't give up on us, baby
上帝知道一路走來的疲憊 Lord knows we've come this far
我們都是 天使和夢想家 We are the angel and the dreamer
不要就此放棄 我相信 Don't give up on us, I know
我們定會戰勝困難與艱辛 We could still come through
看啊 長官 跟着那輛急救車 Look, sir! Follow that ambulance!
好主意 Good idea.
長官 長官 快點 Sir. Sir, quickly.
卡爾蘭科 卡爾蘭科 Karlenko. Karlenko!
這是第二把鑰匙 The second key.
旋風組的成員 一個是克格勃的 Vortex is KGB...
-是 -一個是中情局的 - Yes. - CIA.
是 還有呢 Yes? Yes?
一個是軍情七處的 MI7.
難以置信 軍情七處竟然有內魂 Unbelievable. A vole in MI7.
應該是內鬼 長官 A mole, sir.
什麼 What?
軍情七處有個內鬼 There's a mole in MI7.
有個內魂還有個內鬼嗎 There's a mole and a vole?
不是的 長官 有一個內鬼 不是內魂 No, sir. There's a mole, not a vole.
我不同意 肯定有個內魂 Well, I disagree. There's certainly a vole.
證據確鑿 毋庸置疑 I mean, we know that much.
但你剛剛説可能還有個內鬼 But what you're saying is there might be a mole as well.
是帕加索斯 Pegasus.
首相要來軍情七處開會 There's a meeting at MI7 with the Prime Minister.
軍情七處總部 1012室 17:45
再看這裏 眼神向下再向左 表示不同意 And here again, eyes down and to the left, indicating dissent.
通過向平的眼睛 便知道他的內心活動 With Xiang Ping, it's all about the eyes.
謝謝 薩姆納女士 Thank you, Ms.Sumner.
如果會晤繼續的話 希望你也能出席 If the talks go ahead, I'd like you with us.
好的 首相大人 Yes, Prime Minister.
先生們 晚上好 Good evening, gentlemen.
-你好 英格力士先生 -你好 薩姆納女士 - Mr.English. - Ms.Sumner.
好了 Right.
那咱們的首相大人 So when is the Prime Minister
要何時大駕光臨呢 going to grace us with his presence?
我就是首相 I'm the Prime Minister.
就你 少做夢了 Yeah, you wish.
好吧 那麼人齊了 All right. So we're all here.
這次與中國首腦的會晤非常重要 These talks with China are of paramount importance.
東南亞那些蠻夷 Rogue states in Southeast Asia
已經在祕密開發核武 have begun secretly to develop nuclear weapons.
所以 與中國達成共識很關鍵 It is vital that we get China onside.
一般而言 中國不會支持我們的觀點 Traditionally, China has been impervious to our concerns,
但我相信 要是時機恰當 but I believe Xiang Ping, given the opportunity,
向平有能力並願意協助我們解除危機 can and will help defuse this situation.
鑑於他對西方的友好態度 Well, with his pro-West stance,
我們還是有機會的 it certainly offers an opportunity,
但要保證他的安全 這次會晤才能繼續 but the talks can't go ahead unless we can guarantee his safety.
我認為 安保得當就沒問題 I believe, with the correct security, that we can.
如果旋風組在密謀行動 那就很危險了 If Vortex is operational, it's just too dangerous.
我也同意 首相 I'm inclined to agree, Prime Minister.
我有個辦法 There is a way.
瑞士政府同意把空中堡壘借給我們 The Swiss are willing to lend us Le Bastion.
那是他們在阿爾卑斯山脈的軍事要塞 That's their government fortress in the Alps.
一座非常優秀的高地工事 It's a stunning example of architectural engineering at altitude,
可謂堅不可摧 and completely impregnable.
這樣就能解決我們的安全問題 I mean, that should solve all our security issues.
那麼會晤將繼續進行 Then the talks go ahead.
帕姆拉 我希望你多温習普通話 Pamela, I hope you've brushed up on your Mandarin.
到時你和這裏最好的特工 I'd like you in the room with me, and
會緊隨我左右 your best man on security.
好的 首相大人 Yes, Prime Minister.
旋風組這邊調查的怎麼樣了 Where are we on Vortex?
英格力士 English?
旋風組是個三人組 Vortex is three men.
一個是費舍爾 一個是卡爾蘭科 Fisher was one, Karlenko was another.
而卡爾蘭科今天被那第三個人殺害了 Karlenko was killed today on the orders of the third.
有什麼線索嗎 Any leads?
有 但需要時間調查 Yes, but I need time.
沒時間了 We do not have time.
我們需要知道旋風組第三名成員的身份 We need to know the identity of the third person in Vortex.
給我一天的時間 Give me 24 hours.
再來一瓶羅曼尼康帝 Another bottle of Romainee-Conti?
沒問題 您需要什麼甜點嗎 Of course. And would you like to choose dessert?
是的 就點你這甜心 Yes. You.
那我也要分杯羹 And bring two spoons.
-乾杯 -乾杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
説吧 約翰尼 你想問我什麼 So, come on, Johnny, what was it you wanted to ask me?
西蒙 你認識這個嗎 Simon, do you know what this is?
有點像把鑰匙 Some sort of key?
卡爾蘭科和費舍爾各有一把 Karlenko and Fisher both had one,
也都因此而被殺害了 and they were both killed for them.
那我拿去給實驗室的哥們看看再... Well, I'll give it to the boys at the lab and see...
卡爾蘭科告訴我 第三個人就在軍情七處裏 Karlenko told me that the third man in Vortex is in MI7.
那你相信他説的嗎 And you believed him?
西蒙 我必須要當着你的面問清楚 Simon, I have to ask you a question, face to face.
你覺得這個人會是誰呢 Do you have any idea who it might be?
約翰尼 我還以為你在懷疑我呢 Johnny, I thought you were about to accuse me.
怎麼會 當然沒有 No! I mean, honestly.
-什麼 -西蒙·安布羅斯 邪惡的大反派 - What? - Simon Ambrose, the evil mastermind!
-快別說了 -我們中的大叛徒 - Don't. Stop it. - The traitor in our midst!
你啊 你啊 You! You!
西蒙 你太幽默了 Simon, you are so funny.
快笑抽了 Hysterical.
天啊 Oh, dear.
塔克 快來洗手間 十萬火急
不好意思 失陪一下 西蒙 Would you excuse me for one moment, Simon?
-長官 -塔克 你就不能等等嗎 - Sir. - Tucker, can't this wait?
長官 是安布羅斯 Sir, it's Ambrose.
是啊 我知道是安布羅斯 我正和他吃飯呢 Yes, I know it's Ambrose. I'm having dinner with him.
不是 他就是旋風組的第三個人 No, he's the third man in Vortex.
西蒙·安布羅斯嗎 Simon Ambrose?
他可是伊頓公學的高材生 He went to Eton.
西蒙 Simon.
別動 Leave it.
-你這是幹什 -過去 - What are you... - Move.
-好 好 -快點 過去 - All right, all right. - Come on, move.
塔克 Tucker.
-你説你根本不認識卡爾蘭科 -沒錯 - You said you never knew Karlenko. - That's right.
那你如何解釋這張照片 Then how do you explain these?
我潛入了卡爾蘭科的計算機 I hacked into Karlenko's computer.
這是你們倆在莫桑比克吧 You and him in Mozambique?
我有時也不能淋漓盡致 老兄 Sometimes I have trouble myself, old boy.
你就是旋風組的 你是旋風組的第三個人 You're Vortex! You're the third man in Vortex!
塔克 這太荒謬了 Tucker, this is ridiculous.
抱歉 我馬上解決 Sorry, I'll be with you in just a tick.
沒錯 我當時在莫桑比克 It's true, I was in Mozambique.
你説什麼 What?
但我是因為帕奇·柯特蒙才去的 I was there because of Patch Quartermain.
帕奇嗎 抱歉 馬上就好 Patch? Sorry, I'll just be one second.
他才是你要抓的人 He's the man you're after.
-少糊弄我 -不好意思 - You're bluffing! - Sorry.
軍情七處爲了逮捕他專門建了個祕密組織 I work for a secret organisation inside MI7
我就是其中一員 set up specifically to bring him in.
祕密組織裏的祕密組織嗎 A secret Secret Service?
是嗎 那這個組織叫什麼 Yeah? What's it called?
到底叫什麼 What's it called?
阿米蒂奇·香克斯:英國衞浴品牌
阿米蒂奇 Armitage.
一個叫阿米蒂奇的祕密的祕密的祕密行動組織 A secret secret secret service called Armitage?
我們直接聽命於首相 We answer only to the PM.
太離奇了吧 西蒙 It's extraordinary, Simon...
事實就是如此 Indeed, it is.
你難道真的認為 ...That you'd think for one moment
我會相信你這套不靠譜的胡謅亂扯嗎 that I would fall for such a steaming pile of old baloney.
幹得漂亮 塔克 Well done, Tucker.
果真是本月特工之星 You're not Spy of the Month for nothing.
-謝謝誇獎 長官 -來 把槍給我 - Thank you, sir. - Here, let me take that.
好了 回家吧 Now go home.
-什麼 -你才是胡謅亂扯的那個 - What? - You're the one talking baloney.
你腦子裏真是團漿糊 孩子 快走吧 You're in way over your head, boy. Now run along.
不 我不走 長官 他在撒謊 No! I won't go, sir. He's lying.
我對你很失望 軍情處對你很失望 You've let me down, you've let the Service down,
説實話 你也應該對自己感到失望 and, frankly, I think you've let yourself down.
-但我 -快給我離開 - But I... - Now get out!
帕奇·柯特蒙 怎麼會是他呢 Patch Quartermain, of all people.
他炸掉了自己的雙腿嗎 Blowing his own legs off?
這就是我説的深藏不露 Now that's what I call deep cover.
想想我之前多佩服他 And to think how much I admired him.
他討厭你 He hates you.
-真的嗎 -一直都是 - Really? - He always has.
他覺得你就是個自大的無名小卒 He thinks you're a moron with no place in MI7,
蠢蛋一隻 根本不配待在軍情七處 a jumped-up grammar school nobody.
所以他才設計陷害你 That's why he tried to destroy you.
聽着 約翰尼 千萬不要因為他毀了你的生活 Now, Johnny, just because he ruined your life,
你就失去理智 that's no reason for you
單槍匹馬地去找他算賬 to go rogue and take him down on your own.
我真不應該跟你説這番話 God forbid I should put a crazy idea like that in your head.
晚安 西蒙 Good night, Simon.
約翰尼 Johnny,
我們可能要拿剛才那把鑰匙去逮捕他 that key you showed me. We might need it to bring him in.
-謝謝 -不客氣 長官 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sir.
傻帽 Silly tit.
搞定 Bingo.
-給我們和客户安排一個會議 -好的 - Arrange a meeting with our client - Of course.
帕加索斯 Pegasus.
知道第三個人是誰了 We have the third man.
就是約翰尼·英格力士 It's Johnny English.
你好 帕奇 Hello, Patch.
在請求寬恕嗎 Looking for forgiveness?
都結束了 英格力士 你走投無路了 It's all over for you now, English. It's the end of the line.
是啊 你當然想 是不是 帕奇 Yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Patch?
畢竟我就是個自大的無名小卒而已 After all, I'm just a jumped-up grammar school nobody, aren't I?
你在説什麼呢 What are you talking about?
我知道你就是旋風組的第三名成員 I know that you are the third man in Vortex.
不對 約翰尼 你是 No, Johnny. You are.
不 你是 No, you are.
不 你才是 No. You are!
所有特工就位 Standby, all agents.
一切都到此為止了 And it all ends here.
抓住他 Take him.
約翰尼 Johnny.
車速
快
幹嗎呢 看着點 Hey! Watch it!
找到他了 Got him!
借過 借過 Move! Move!
別讓他跑了 快點快點 Don't lose him. Go, go!
停 Halt!
向西駛入懷恩大街 調動一切車輛 Heading west into Vine Street. Mobilise all vehicles.
飛快
神經病 Idiot!
這都能跟丟 難以置信 You've lost him! I don't believe it.
嘿 你以為你是誰啊 Oi! Who do you think you are?
讓你跑 Gotcha.
飛快
特工英格力士 停車 快停車 Agent English, pull over! Pullover!
極快
睡眠模式
停車 Stop it!
追 Get after him.
凱特 凱特 Kate, Kate,
我不是旋風組的 我被陷害了 I'm not Vortex. I've been framed.
你得相信我 You must believe me.
打算如何行動 How will it be done?
跟莫桑比克的一樣 Same as in Mozambique.
單人行動 One person, apparently working alone.
人你選好了嗎 Who have you chosen?
我會決定的 Leave that with me.
我在蘇黎世的賬户 My account in Zurich.
五億美元 按規矩 500 million US dollars, as agreed.
你暈過去好半天 You've been out for hours
所幸只是皮肉傷 Well, you're lucky it was just a flesh wound.
聽着 我今晚要去瑞士 Now, look, I'm going to Switzerland tonight,
我走了你可以待在這 but you can stay here while I'm gone.
我在查看 I've been going through the
昌巴爾遇刺那晚的監控錄像 news footage from the night Chambal was killed.
有點蹊蹺 And there's something not right.
昌巴爾總統被刺之後的片刻 Seconds after President Chambal was shot,
刺客突然倒地而死 the assassin collapses and dies.
屍檢報告是心臟停跳 And the autopsy says heart failure.
但如果你看一下內部閉路電視畫面 But, if you go through the classified CCTV footage...
沒事吧你 You all right?
很好啊 Yeah, fine.
來看看 Take a look at this.
行刺的十五分鐘前 Fifteen minutes before the assassination, look,
他開始狂躁 he's manic.
他完全控制不了自己的身體 He's completely lost control of his body
然後 突然像是緊張性神經分裂症 And then, suddenly, catatonic.
這裏 等等 Here, wait.
就這裏 There.
有人跟他説話 Someone was talking to him.
我覺得他壓根不知道自己在做什麼 I don't think he had any idea what he was doing.
我想旋風組組織的祕密武器 I think Vortex's secret weapon...
就是一種能控制思維的藥 Is a mind control drug.
只有一種藥符合以上症狀 And only one fits the symptoms.
地莫克西... 地莫克西林巴巴 Timox... Timoxylin Bubby...
地莫克西林巴伯布特納 Timoxeline Barbebutenol.
中情局十年前命令將其銷燬 The CIA ordered its destruction 10 years ago.
負責處置它的特工是 And the agent in charge of its disposal...
提圖斯·費舍爾 Titus Fisher.
我對你無以為報 I don't know how to thank you.
共進晚餐吧 I'd love a take-away.
就這麼定了 Consider it done.
小門開了 Flying low.
約翰尼 你打算怎麼對付旋風組組織 So, Johnny, what are you going to do about Vortex?
不知道啊 如果西蒙在就有辦法了 I don't know. If only Simon was here. He'd know what to do.
你為什麼覺着他比你強 Why do you think he's better than you?
他是個神人啊 Well, the man's a god.
我更喜歡凡人 Well, I prefer mortals.
單純又難以捉摸 讓人瘋狂的凡人 Pure, complicated, maddening mortals.
我才發現最讓我心潮澎湃的 I've come to realise that what's really exciting to me
是絕對的忠誠 決心 is great loyalty, determination,
和勇氣 and courage.
你總是讓我神魂顛倒 正中下懷 You have always fascinated me, clinically.
而你現在 But now you...
薩姆納小姐 你瞳孔在擴大 Ms Sumner, your pupils are dilating.
有嗎 Are they?
你兩頰開始紅潤 Your cheeks are colouring.
秋波頻送 Eye contact deepening.
心率加速 Heart-rate rising.
薩姆納小姐 我覺着理性已經阻止不了我們了 Ms Sumner, I believe we're emotionally leaking.
-快去屋裏 -遵命 - The bedroom, quickly. - Absolutely.
趕緊啊 Now!
-誰 -我 - Hello? - Hello.
-西蒙是你啊 -凱特 - Oh, Simon. - Hi, Kate.
準備好了嗎 我送你去機場 You ready? I'll drive you to the airport.
真貼心 我去拿包 How nice. I'll just get my bag.
你自己嗎 You alone?
別 當然 No. Of course.
在工作呢 Been working?
準備一下中國總理的資料 你呢 Been brushing up on the Chinese PM. You?
我們在追查約翰尼·英格力士 We're trying to track clown Johnny English
關於旋風組我們有些事想問他 There's some questions we want to ask him, about Vortex.
我猜你沒看見他吧 對嗎 I don't suppose you've seen him, have you?
對啊 No.
沒把他藏起來 Not hiding him away?
像我做出來的事嗎 走吧 Not my type. Shall we?
安布羅斯 Ambrose.
科林 有個亞當斯先生要見你 There's a Mr Adams to see you, Colin.
-塔克 -你在這兒幹嘛 - Hello, Tucker. - What are you doing here?
你正被全國通緝 Every agent in the country is after you.
我們猜安布羅斯是對的 We were right about Ambrose
什麼叫我們啊 What do you mean "We"?
如果咱夠快 還能... And if we can act fast, we can still...
你能聽句勸嗎 You wouldn't listen, would you?
你自以為什麼都知道 狗屁 You think you know it all. Well' you don't!
當特工是我畢生夢想 Being an agent means everything to me.
多虧你 我被停職了 And, thanks to you, I'm suspended!
你們誰來點橙汁嗎 Would you boys like some orange squash?
-不用 謝謝謝 -免了 老媽 - No, thank you. - Bye, thanks, Mum.
小兄弟 安布羅斯在瑞士 Tucker, Ambrose is in Switzerland.
我們責無旁貸 We are in duty.
我來這兒 是因為國家需要我 I am here because my country needs me.
她也需要你 And because it needs you, too.
-勞斯萊斯 -準備就緒 長官 - Royce. - Ready, sir.
過來 Come.
測得前方障礙 Obstruction detected.
導航系統鎖定瑞士 咱們起飛 Set the sat nav for Switzerland Let's kick some bottom.
違章
已經到達終點 You have arrived at your destination.
祝你好運 長官 Good luck, sir!
空中堡壘 Le Bastion.
上下各只有一條路 One way up, one way down.
來吧 準備一下 Come on. Let's get the stuff.
看啊 T-2地對空導彈 Whoa, look. The T-2 ground-to-air missile!
這是D-7防彈傘 That's a D-7 bulletproof shield.
好好學學 塔克 Take it from me, Tucker.
我玩這些的時候你還不知道在哪兒捏泥巴呢 I was working with these while you were stringing conkers.
P-8倒抓鈎 The P-8 grapple hook?
好了 Check.
目測高度 十一米 Estimated height? - Thirty-five feet.
交給你了 All yours, Tucker.
我能説一句嗎 Can I just say, sir?
真棒極了 This is just great.
來吧 Well, go on.
D-16攀爬器 看好了 The D-16 ascender, and up we go.
你確定這是攀爬器嗎 Are you sure that's the ascender, sir?
閉着眼睛都知道 Yes, yes, I'd know it anywhere.
特工被困 特工被困 Agent in distress. Agent in distress.
特工受困 特工受困 Agent in distress. Agent in distress.
我在這裏 I am over here!
閉嘴 閉嘴 Shut up! Shut up!
我在這裏 I am over here!
發射信號彈 Activating visual locater.
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
在那邊
四區有人闖入 Intruders in Sector Four!
我的天哪 別讓我死在瑞士佬手裏 Dear God, let me not die at the hands of the Swiss.
塔克 聽着 你來打我 Tucker, now listen. I want you to attack me
-啥 -一番爭鬥之後 - What? - After a struggle,
你可以逮捕我 然後把我押進堡壘裏 you can "Arrest me". And take me inside as your prisoner.
-不行 -這是命令 - Sir, I can't. - Tucker, that's an order.
打我啊 打我 Hit me. Hit me.
使勁兒 Come on, harder.
-好點不 -好多了 - Better, sh'? - Yes, much better.
看來還真有人有這癖好 I can see how people get a taste for this.
我有個更好的主意 我朝你開槍 I got a better idea. I'll shoot you!
不不不 No, no, no.
-去死吧 旋風組的人渣 -塔克 - Die, Vortex scum! - Tucker!
特工塔克 Agent Tucker!
這是約翰尼·英格力士 It's Johnny English.
裝袋帶走 Bag him.
這玻璃連炮都轟不開 The glass can withstand mortar attack.
門能從裏面反鎖 The door's one-way.
你能出來但沒人進得去 You can get out, but no one gets in.
好極了 Excellent.
斯萊特 好了嗎 You ready, Slater?
帕加索斯 你準備好了 I'll have them send refreshments to your room
我就讓他們把飲料給你送進去 when you're ready, Pegasus.
謝謝你 特工一號 Thank you, Agent One.
弟兄們 我來接手吧 I'll take it from here, boys.
站那兒別動 Hold it right there!
出示一下你的身份 Let me see your ID.
-不好意思 -這是什... - Excuse me - What the...
停 Stop!
看好了 這裏是格鬥區 Warning, this is a designated conflict zone.
長官 長官 Sir? Sir?
非常感謝 Thank you so much
不客氣 帕加索斯 You're welcome, Pegasus.
帕加索斯 Pegasus.
快喝 快喝 Go on. Go on.
那是什麼鬼東西 What the hell is that?
長官 長官 Sir? Sir?
-英格力士 -帕加索斯 - English! - Pegasus.
他們想讓你行刺向平 They're going to make you kill Xiang Ping!
你瘋了 You're insane!
一號特工 謝天謝地 Agent One, thank God.
他不是來幫你的 He won't help you.
他是旋風組的第三號 He's the third member of Vortex.
對吧 西蒙 Aren't you, Simon?
他來是給你地莫克西...巴巴... Here to give you some Timoxy bubby...
地莫克西巴巴... Timoxy bubby...
地莫克西巴貝... Timoxy bubby...
給你一種藥 To give you a drug
讓你服從他的命令 that will make you obey his every command.
我倒很想看看 西蒙 I'm intrigued, Simon.
你打算怎麼實施呢 How exactly were you going to administer it?
皮下注射 By injection?
從通風口裏吹氣 Some hideous gas through the air vents?
難不成還從飲料下手 Or by spiking her drink?
地莫克西林巴伯布特納 Timoxeline Barbebutenol.
他現在隨時有可能進入癲狂狀態 He'll enter the manic phase any moment now.
你們可別忘了 I have to warn you that
我對抵禦這類事情可是千錘百煉 I've been trained to resist this kind of thing.
你個豬頭 You swine.
一號特工 什麼情況 Agent One, what's going on?
他現在沒什麼危害 He's quite harmless at this phase.
他會被毒死 不過在那之前 The drug will kill him, but just before it does,
有一小段空檔 there'll be a short window
我説什麼他做什麼 where he'll do everything I tell him to.
可憐的約翰尼 Poor Johnny.
你從來都不屬於軍情七處 You were never really Ml-7, Johnny.
從來就不是我們的人 You were never really one of us.
而你現在卻要成為最有名的特工了 Now you're about to become our most famous agent.
現在我説什麼你做什麼 You'll now do exactly as I tell you.
你是組織和國家的叛徒 You are a traitor to the Service and to your country.
讓他閉嘴 老頭 Shut her up, old chap.
-閃 -啥 - Duck. - What?
跟你說了 I warned you.
斯萊特 讓他做好準備 Okay, Slater. Let's get him ready.
時刻準備着 Ready.
總理 Premier Ping,
能得相見 不勝榮幸 it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
旅途可曾安好 You had a pleasant flight, I trust?
我只是問總理他旅途是否安好 I was just asking the Premier if he had a pleasant flight.
凱特 約翰尼迴歸組織了 Kate, Johnny's back on the team.
什麼 What?
查出來了 It's all checked out
首相和中國方面也證實了 and the PM and the Chinese have approved it.
-證實什麼 -他來頂替帕姆拉 - Approved what? - He's standing in for Pamela.
這不挺好嗎 Isn't it great?
打擾一下 塔克特工 Excuse me. Agent Tucker.
好的 尊夫人可好 Good, good. And your wife is well?
約翰尼 把門鎖了 Lock it up, Johnny.
好極了 Wonderful.
這就對了 That's it.
總理 我很感謝您能在 Premier, I am most grateful
這個時候同我見面 you have agreed to meet me at this time.
是我榮幸 It is our pleasure.
保持這種語調 首相 Maintain that tone, Prime Minister.
避免對抗 保持眼神交流 Avoid confrontation, keep eye contact.
我可以向你保證 I can assure you that the Chinese people
中國人民一向認為貴國人民 have always regarded the British people
十分神經 as completely horrible.
-尊敬 -尊敬 - Honourable. - Honourable.
十分值得尊敬 Completely honourable.
當然 Of course.
我很想見到... I was very keen to meet...
約翰尼 站起來 走到飲品桌邊上 Johnny, stand up and go to the water table.
總理 我相信只要及時行動起來 Premier, I believe the present danger
當下的危險是可以避免的 can be averted if we act swiftly.
伸手掏右口袋 Go to your right pocket.
這是為帕加索斯設計的 We designed it for Pegasus.
現在太特麼晚了 Well, it's too bloody late now.
表現得儘量自然 Just act natural.
-首相 傳統意義上講... -不對勁 - Prime Minister, traditionally... - Something's wrong.
...中國並不十分接納... ...China does not respond well to advice...
拔出槍管 Pull out the barrel.
約翰尼 現在我讓你殺掉向平 Now, Johnny, I want you to kill Xiang Ping.
天哪 不 Oh, dear God, no.
他被控制了 He's being controlled.
被誰 By who?
安布羅斯 Ambrose.
殺了他 Shoot Xiang Ping!
意志是身體的主人 Mind must be master of the body.
他在抵抗 He's resisting it.
左手跟右手打架 His left hand is fighting the right hand.
約翰尼加油 Come on, Johnny.
如果我能打亂頻率的話 If I can interrupt the frequency,
就能阻止安布羅斯跟他説話 I could stop Ambrose from communicating with him.
英格力士 站起來 English, stand up!
挺住 挺住 Come on. Come on.
五十秒後他就死了 長官 He'll be dead in 50 seconds, sir.
塔克 Tucker!
快啊 Come on.
-快扣扳機 -成功 - Pull the trigger! - I'm in.
聽着 我是西蒙·安布羅斯 Listen to me, this is Simon Ambrose,
我命令你朝向平開槍 and I order you to shoot Xiang Ping!
十秒 Ten seconds, sir.
快開槍 Fire!
快進去 Go, go, go.
快撤 Time to get out of here.
別開槍 Hold your fire!
退下 Stand down!
脈搏越來越弱了 His pulse is dropping.
別放棄他 Don't lose him!
拜託 長官 Come on, sir.
敞開心扉 英格力士 Open your heart, English,
你會重獲新生 and you shall be reborn.
差點就死了 Almost there.
謝謝你 凱特 Thank you, Kate.
嚇死我了 I was passing.
長官 Sir.
塔克 Tucker!
歡迎回來 長官 Welcome back, sir.
塔克 謝謝你 Thank you, Tucker.
不介意的話我就不跟你親了 I won't kiss you, if you don't mind.
無所謂啦 Well, whatever.
安布羅斯在哪 Where's Ambrose?
英格力士 English?
長官 你要做什麼 Sir. What are you doing, sir?
行規17章第五條 別對老特工問這問那 Guideline 17-5: Never question a senior agent in the field.
不 No!
安布羅斯 你個十足的人渣 Ambrose' you five-star turd.
約翰尼 蛋還不夠疼嗎 Another balls-up, Johnny.
你這什麼毛病 What's the matter with you?
安布羅斯 結束了 It's all over, Ambrose.
你可以背叛祖國 出賣朋友 You can betray your country, you can cheat your friends,
但你不能逃脱約翰尼·英格力士的法... but you can't get away from Johnny English...
別了 約翰尼 So long, Johnny!
D-7防彈傘 The D-7.
防彈的喲 The bulletproof shield!
不管用啊 Hey! It's not working!
那個是T-2榴彈啊 It's the T-2, sir!
-是... -他還活着 -Is he... - Oh, he's alive!
是T-2 It's the T-2!
合上啊 合上 Close it. Close ii!
破玩意 Stupid thing!
噢 約翰尼 Oh, Johnny.
還真是T-2 The T-2.
塔克 人小鬼大啊 Tucker, you clever boy.
我無比的高興 I couldn't be more delighted.
旋風組的僱主被捕了 Vortex's paymasters have been arrested,
而中國政府也表達了 and China has expressed its
對英國和組織的感謝 gratitude to both Britain and the Service.
我們得好好謝謝英格力士 We owe English a great deal.
恢復他的騎士榮譽是個積極的表示 Well, reinstating his knighthood is a truly lovely gesture.
對他本人也是無上光榮 And it will mean the world to him.
女王陛下隨後駕臨 Her Majesty will be with him shortly.
還跑 看你跑 Gotcha! Gotcha.
往哪兒跑 Got you!
受夠了 你個老妖精 Just about had enough of you, you old cow!
看你還往哪兒跑 帕加索斯 You're going nowhere! Pegasus!
英格力士 English!
就是她 就是那個清潔工殺手 It's her! It's the killer cleaner! Finally,
終於被我抓到了 I've got her!
你還不死心是吧 You never know when it's over, do you?
看你還跑 跑 跑啊 跑 Well, it's over, over, over, over, over!
無以為報啊 I don't know how to thank you.
共進晚餐吧 I'd love a take-away.
就這麼定了 Consider it done.