♪ Show me a man ♪
♪ Who's gentle and kind ♪
♪ And I'll show you ♪
♪ A loser ♪
♪ Now show me a man ♪
♪ Who takes what he wants ♪
♪ Oh, how eXciting ♪
♪ So the poets sing ♪
♪ When you're a fool in love ♪
♪ And nothing goes the way you plan ♪
♪ And no one cares ♪
♪ And no one understands ♪
♪ That you're a fool ♪
♪ And you're in love ♪
♪ Never another spring for you ♪
♪ Never a robin to sing for you ♪
♪ You're out there on your own ♪
♪ When you're a fool in love ♪
♪ Seems like the skies ♪
♪ Are atways gray ♪
♪ You turn around there's someone in your way ♪
♪ And it's you ♪
♪ And you're in love ♪
♪ Sometimes you think that your luck has changed ♪
♪ And a rainbow eXplodes 'cross the sky ♪
♪ But when you're a fool in love ♪
♪ You'll be a fool till the day you die ♪
我知道我俩谈恋爱不长… I know we haven't been together that long,
但过去的10个月… 是我一生中最快乐的日子 but these last ten months have just been the happiest of my life.
你不仅是我的恋人 也是我的挚友 You're not only the person I love, you're also my best friend,
我希望能与你共度余生 and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
你嫁给我好吗？ Will you marry me?
好！ Yes.
真的 你认为怎么样？ Seriously. Do you think that sounds good?
- 不！- 真的？ – No! – Really?
我以为我… 不！ – 'Cause I think that kinda sums up… – No!
对不起 对不起 Oh, sorry. Sorry.
有时插导管是有点儿痛 Sometimes these catheters can pinch a little bit.
谢谢你耐心在听 很感激 Well, thanks for listening. I really appreciate it.
你求婚时很温柔 医生 You've got a real gentle touch there, doctor.
她无法拒绝你的 She won't be able to say no.
事实上我是护士 医生很快就会来的 Actually, I'm a nurse. Doctor'll be right in.
- 祝你好运 格雷戈 - 谢谢 卡莫龙 – Good luck, Greg. – Thanks, Kim.
- 祝你好运 Good luck, buddy.
好 是我们处理 一周问题的时候了 OK, it's time for our problem of the week.
我要你们找出自己的问题… I want you to pick out your problem,
整个星期都使你心烦的问题 a problem that's been bothering you all week,
闭上眼睛 with your eyes still closed…
我要你们在心中想想那个问题 …I want you to picture that problem in your mind.
想像那个问题就在你们眼前 Pretend that it's right there in front of you.
…我最好的朋友 Not only are you my best friend,
你也是我想… 共度余生的人 but you're also the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.
我爱你 你愿意…嫁给我吗？ I love you. Will you… marry me?
现在 我要你们把问题吓走 我要你们说“走” Now I want you to scare your problems away. I want you to say, «boo.»
走 Boo.
走 走 – Boo! – Boo!
好 你们太棒了 All right, you guys are great.
很好 午饭后见 Very good. I will see you guys after lunch, all right?
潘米拉 外面是你男朋友吗？ Hey, Pam, isn't that your special friend outside?
嗯…我想是的 Yeah, I think so.
- 你为啥不跟他说话？ Why don't you go talk to him?
- 我应该吗？应该！ – You think I should? – Yeah.
过来 Come here.
- 嗨 宝贝儿 – Hi, sweetie. – How you doin'?
- 你怎么回事？我下班早了点 – What's going on? – I just was in the neighborhood.
经过这里 想跟你去吃午饭 Got off work early. Thought maybe you wanted to get a bite to eat.
太好了 真是一个惊喜 Oh, that's very sweet. What a nice surprise.
噢 糟糕 我忘了换鞋 Oh, shoot, I forgot to change my shoes.
没关系 我爱穿护士鞋的男人 You don't have to change. I can't resist a man in nurse's shoes.
旅游鞋就在包里 I know, but I got sneakers in my backpack.
一秒钟就换好 好吧！ – It'll just take a second. – OK.
- 宝贝儿 - 嗯？ Honey…
- 潘米拉 - 什么？ – Pam, I love you. – Yeah?
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 来吧 I love you, too. Come on, sweetie.
我还有半小时就得回去 你到底想不想去吃饭？ I got a half hour before I have to be back, so you wanna go have lunch?
你在干什么？ – What are you doing? – Nothing.
没什么 我只是太爱你了 I just love you so much.
过去的10个月… 是我一生中最快乐的日子 These last ten months have been the happiest of my life.
对 真美妙…但出了什么事？ Yeah, they've been amazing. What's going on?
没事 我只是…觉得我俩很亲密 Nothing. I just… I just feel like we're so close.
（嫁给我 潘米拉！）
你是我最好的朋友 也是我的恋人… You're my best friend, and you're also the woman that I love, and…
你没事吧 亲爱的？你有点儿古怪 Are you OK, sweetie? You're acting so weird.
没事儿 只是颈部有点痉挛 I'm fine. I just got a crick in my neck.
帮一个300磅的怪家伙 做心肺复苏 I was doing CPR on a 300 pound crack addict this morning.
- 想让我按摩一下吗？ Want me to massage your neck or something?
- 不用 – No, no, no, I'm fine, I'm good. – A back rub? Are you sure?
你的学生有话要告诉你！ Your kids, they're trying to tell you something.
等等 – What? Hold on. – Look!
是我姐姐 喂？你好 – Oh, it's my sister. Hello? Hi! – I'm engaged!
鲍比和我两周后就要结婚了！ Bob and I are getting married in two weeks!
你订婚了！恭喜你！ You're engaged! That's wonderful. Congratulations!
两星期后就要结婚 这…有点太快… Oh, my God, you're getting married in two weeks. That's a little soon.
爸妈…还不大了解鲍比 Wow, Mom and Dad really don't know Bob very well. Dad was OK with this?
爸会同意吗？他想得真周到 – Well, Bob asked Dad. – Wow, that was very thoughtful of him.
想不到他知道征得爸的同意 I can't believe he knew to ask Dad's permission.
对 Yeah.
我正跟格雷戈在一起 我们要去吃饭 他很好 I'm just here with Greg. He's gonna take me out for lunch. He's OK.
我知道你要挂了 OK, yeah, I know you gotta go. All right. I love you.
好的 我爱你 再见 OK, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
什么事？黛比要嫁给那个人吗？ So what's going on? What? Debbie's marrying that guy?
对 两周之后 丹佛的鲍比医生 棒吧？ Yeah, in two weeks. Dr. Bob of Denver. Isn't that great?
对 这…他俩才认识几个月 Yeah, yeah, that's… Didn't they just meet like a few months ago?
是的 可是他求婚 她答应了 Well, yeah, but, you know, he asked her, and she said yes.
他先征得了我爸的同意 He asked my dad. He said yes. Then he asked Debbie.
我听到了 必须先得到你爸的同意吗？ Yeah, I overheard that. So, what, like he had to ask his permission?
不 不一定 No, no, he didn't have to.
只是鲍比知道爸喜欢那样 Bob understood that Dad appreciates that kind of thing, you know?
黛比说爸很喜欢他 Anyway, Deb said that Dad's crazy about him.
他给爸买了最喜欢的礼物 征服了爸爸 Evidently, Bob bought him the perfect gift that won him over.
真的 礼物 – You know? – Really? A gift?
（两星期后…）
- 这可以照X光吗？ Are you sure it's OK to X-ray this?
- 可以 不会突变的 Yeah, it's not gonna mutate or anything.
- 先生 行李太大了 - 等等 – Sir, that's not gonna fit. – Wait. Hang on a second.
太大了 得托运 The bag's too big, guy. You gotta check it.
在这里 Over here.
举起胳膊来 先生 – Raise your arms, sir. – Look.
我行李中有订婚戒指 I've got an engagement ring for my girlfriend in the bag.
不能在这儿打开 我提上飞机行吗？ I can't really open it here. Don't you think I can just carry it on?
如果过不了那个框框 Hey, pal, if it ain't fittin' through the frame,
就不能提上飞机 you ain't carryin' it on the plane.
531 去纽约拉瓜迪机场 检查一下 等等 – 531. New York La Guardia. Check it. – Wait, wait!
对不起… 别担心 – Excuse me! – Don't worry, pal.
行李会在目的地等你 It'll be waitin' for you on the other side.
拉瓜迪机场欢迎你们 请按指示… Welcome to New York's La Guardia Airport.
请原谅我 您好! Excuse me. Hi.
你弄丢了我的行李 里面有钻戒 You lost my bag, and there's a two-carat diamond ring inside it.
我没弄丢你什么 先生 I didn't lose your anything, sir.
你把地址写下来 发现了就还你 But put your local address on this form, and we'll ship it when it surfaces.
如果找不到呢？我整个周末 What if it doesn't? Am I supposed to spend the entire weekend
只穿这身衣服？ with just the clothes on my back?
礼物真好 我以为你会送香槟 It's a great gift. I just thought you were gonna get them champagne.
相信我 你爸会喜欢这礼物的 I think your dad is gonna be very psyched about this gift.
别忘了他已经退休了 Well, don't forget he's retired, though.
他干奇花异草这行 他会感兴趣的 The guy was in the rare-flower business. I think he still maintains an interest.
他们好像很难侍候似的 You make it sound like they're really hard to please.
不 No, not at all!
他是世界上最可爱的男人 He's the sweetest man in the whole world. Just relax!
- 他会喜欢你的 我保证 - 像喜欢鲍比医生那样？ – He's gonna love you. I promise. – As much as he loves Dr. Bob?
别太尖刻 我父母不欣赏幽默 Take it easy on the sarcasm. Humor is entirely wasted on my parents.
什么 他们是清教徒吗？ What, are they Amish?
好 不开玩笑 OK, no jokes.
- 你干嘛？- 什么？ – What are you doing? – What?
我爸认为抽烟是懦弱的表现 I told you my dad sees smoking as a sign of weakness.
- 好 我放在车上 OK, all right, I'll leave 'em in the car.
- 不 他会检查车子的 No, no, no, no, he'll check there.
- 啊… - 什么… – Oh, gosh. – What…
对 屋顶也许比较好 Yeah, the roof is probably a better idea.
还有… Hey. Oh, and…
我俩没有同居 …we're not living together.
- 我以为你告诉他们了 - 嗯… – I thought you said you told him. – Well…
嗨 爸爸！嗨！ – Hi, Daddy! Hi! – Sweet pea!
- 我好想念你啊 乖女儿 - 我也想你 老爸 – I missed you so much, Pamcake. – I missed you too, Flapjack.
啊 天呀 天呀！ Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
一叠一叠 叠起来… Short stack, short stack, coming up.
我的乖女呢？ Where's my «wittle» girl?
妈咪！妈妈！啊 你好美啊！ – Mommy! Mom! – You look so beautiful.
你也是！看看自己！ So do you. Look at you.
对不起 妈、爸 这是格雷戈 Oh, I'm sorry. Mom, Dad, this is Greg.
- 我是潘米拉的爸爸 杰克·伯恩 Hi, Greg. I'm Pam's father, Jack Byrnes.
- 幸会 Great to finally meet you.
- 我是迪娜 欢迎来到蚝湾 - 谢谢 – Good meeting you. – And I'm Dina. Welcome to Oyster Bay.
你开的是什么车？福特？ What are you driving there, a Ford?
对 是金牛型号 Oh, yeah, it's a Taurus.
本想租辆中型的 但我想我赚的不少 We were gonna get a mid-size, but I figure, hey, we pull down decent bucks.
还是租辆豪华大车吧 Might as well go all out, pop for the full-size.
对 颜色很有趣 你挑的吗？ Sure. Interesting color. You pick it?
不 租车公司给的 为什么？ Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Why?
他们说天才会挑绿色 Well, they say geniuses pick green.
- 可你没挑绿色 - 杰克！ – But you didn't pick it. – Jack!
这酸臭的奶味哪里来的？ Oh, yucky. What smells of old sour milk?
可怜的格雷戈被婴儿吐了一身 – Poor Greg got spit up on by a baby. – He didn't.
不会吧！ They didn't!
是真的！ – Yeah. – Yeah, they did.
- 你的行李呢 宝贝儿？- 没丢 我提上机的 – What about you, honey? – Oh, no. I carried on.
这才是我女儿 That's my girl.
我肯定行李会找到的 It'll turn up, I'm sure.
你需要什么说一声就行了 And anyway, Greg, meanwhile, anything you need, just ask.
对 “把我家当作你家” 谢谢 杰克 谢谢你 – That's right. Mi casa es su casa. – Oh, thanks, Jack. You too.
好 Yeah.
嗨 妈妈 看起来真好！真的？ – Hey, Mom, the house looks great. – Really? Oh, good.
为婚礼我们整理了一下 这房子好棒！ – We spruced up for the wedding. – This is so nice.
我们很喜欢 真漂亮 – We like it. – Beautiful.
格雷戈 你的姓很特别啊 Oh, now, Greg, you have a very unique last name.
我们很好奇 怎么念呢？ We were curious, how do you pronounce it?
就照字面念 Oh, just like it's spelled.
法克 F-O-C-K-E-R.
法克 法克 – Focker. – Focker.
- 让我来 宝贝儿 - 谢谢 妈咪 – Oh, I'll get it, honey. – Oh, thanks, Mom.
它来了！ 小黑！ – There he is. There's our little guy. – Jinxy, come here, boy.
过来 来爸爸这儿 小黑！ 过来 小黑！ Come here, baby. Come to Daddy, Jinxy. Come on. Come on, Jinxy.
来爸爸这儿 来 – Come here. Come to Daddy. – Jinxy!
来 我教它这个教了一星期 Come on. Taught him that in one week.
这是潘米拉的猫 小黑 - 跟格雷戈打招呼 This is Pam's cat, Jinxy. Jinxy, say hello to Greg.
- 你好 小黑 – Wave to Greg. – Hello, Jinx.
乖 教这个又花了我一星期 Attaboy. That took me another week.
- 我的天！- 我不知道你养猫 – Oh, my gosh. – Pam, I didn't know you had a cat.
我搬到芝加哥时留下的 I left him here when I moved to Chicago.
你爸最好的新朋友！ Your daddy's found his new best friend.
你不会相信的 他甚至教它用厕所 You won't believe it. He even taught him to use the potty.
爸爸？那很古怪 古怪？ – He did? Dad, that's kinda weird. – What's so weird about it?
我们不必闻猫屎味了 Now we don't have to smell kitty litter.
说得对 – That's right. – Right?
你怎么教它用厕所的？ That's incredible. How did you teach the cat to use the toilet?
很容易 Oh, that was easy, Greg.
在马桶内放个小盒子 I just designed a litter box to put inside the toilet,
它习惯了后就把盒子拿走 and then once he got used to it, I took it away.
这…有道理 但它不喜欢 – Yeah, makes sense. – I don't think he likes it.
一有机会就挖啊、埋啊 I mean, every chance he gets, he tries to dig, squat and bury.
我只好把所有的花盆都搬走 I had to move all my potted plants off the floor.
你家中多了个揭便盆盖的人 Plus, you got another guy around the house to leave the seat up.
它揭不起盖子 He can't lift the seat, Greg.
劲儿不够 也没大姆指 He lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs.
对 大姆指 我怎么没想到 Ah, right. Opposable… I didn't think about that.
小黑是家猫 Jinx is strictly a house cat.
不能外出 它没有在外生存的技能 Can't let him outside because he lacks outdoor survival skills.
就是这样 One of those things, isn't it, sweetheart?
格雷戈不会跟小黑玩的 他讨厌猫 I don't think Greg will be playing with Jinxy too much. He hates cats.
潘米拉 我并不讨厌猫 Pam, I don't hate cats.
我不讨厌猫 只是比较喜欢狗 I don't hate cats. I just happen to be more of a dog lover.
对 对 – Yeah, yeah. – I am too.
你讨厌猫也不要紧 格雷戈 Well, that's OK if you hate cats, Greg.
我不讨厌猫 一点…也不 No! I don't. I don't hate cats at all.
没关系 诚实就好 我也有讨厌的东西 That's OK. Just be honest about it. There's some things I hate.
我很诚实 真的？比如什么？ I… I'm being honest. Really? Like what?
为什么不让孩子梳洗一下？ Honey, why don't we let the kids freshen up, huh?
格雷戈 Greg, you come with me.
我找些杰克的衣服给你 好的 We'll get you something to wear from Jack's closet, OK?
好的 - 宝贝 – OK. – Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey.
- 什么？ 你回家我真高兴 宝贝儿 – Yeah? – I'm so happy you're home, sweetheart.
我也是 爸爸 Me too, Daddy.
听着 对这个好一点 行吗？我蛮喜欢他的 Hey, listen, be nice to this one, OK? I kinda like him.
好的 我会尽力的 谢谢 – OK, I'll try. – Thank you.
衬衣合身吗 格雷戈？ 很合身 谢谢 杰克 – Shirt fit OK, Greg? – Oh, fantastic. Thanks, Jack.
好 鸡尾酒快调好了 Good. Tom Collins coming up.
真希望你没说我讨厌猫 You know, I wish you hadn't told your parents I hate cats.
你真的讨厌猫啊 But you do hate cats.
可不用一见面就告诉他们 You didn't have to tell them right when we met.
对不起 我只是顺口 I know. I'm sorry. It just kinda slipped out.
快来吃热腾腾的点心！ 我的天！那是什么？ Get your red-hot pu-pus. My goodness, what is that?
那只是…我的一点心意 来吧 拆开看看 Oh, that's just a little something from me. Go ahead. Open it up.
亲爱的 格雷戈给我们买了礼物 Look, honey, Greg brought us a present.
真漂亮 Oh, isn't that nice?
看 是个花盆 里面还有泥 Oh, look at this. It's a flowerpot with the dirt in it.
真正的礼物在泥里面 Actually, the real gift is what's planted in the soil.
耶路撒冷的郁金香球茎 The bulb of a Jerusalem tulip.
据说这是 最罕见和美丽的花卉之一 Which I was told is one of the rarest and most beautiful flowers in existence.
对 对 耶路撒冷… Oh, right, right, the Jerusalem…
属于耶路撒冷郁金香花属 …from the jerusales tulipesias genus. Yes, yes.
不管是什么 听说定期浇水的话 Anyway, yeah, the guy said with regular watering,
6个月内便会开花 it should bloom in about six months, so…
我们期待它开花 格雷戈 Oh, we'll look forward to that, Greg.
格雷戈 最近工作怎么样？ So, Greg, how's your job?
很好 潘米拉 谢谢你的关心 Good, Pam. Thanks for asking.
我最近调到了分流部 I… I recently got transferred to triage.
那比做护士好吗？ Oh, is that better than a nurse?
分流部是急症室的一个部门 No, Mom, triage is a unit of the E.R.
那里都是高级护士 - 哦… – It's where all the top nurses work. – Well…
- 不 是真的 No, they do.
你那行男人不多吧？ Not many men in your profession, though, are there, Greg?
不多 杰克 传统上不多 No, Jack, not traditionally.
潘米拉 你知道… 你爸自己开始做生意了吗？ Oh, Pam, honey, did you know that your father started his own business?
真的？爸爸 太好了！ – Really? Dad, that's great. – Oh, wow!
我想我有经验 Yes, I thought with my knowledge and experience,
为什么让退休阻止我呢？ why should I allow retirement to stop me?
我真的很佩服 – I really admire that. – Yeah.
那你的…新业务是什么呢？ So what is it? What's the new venture?
让我问你一个问题 格雷戈 假设你有孩子 Let me ask you a question, Greg. Let's just say you have kids
你想出去 于是你请来一个 and you wanna get out of the house, spend a night on the town. You know?
以为可以信赖的保姆 So you hire a baby-sitter, someone you think you can trust.
已经查过了她的档案资料 References, work experience… it all checks out fine.
可是 你怎么能确定 But then how do you really know for certain
你的宝宝在她手中安全呢？ that your loved ones are safe with this stranger?
你真的能信任另一个人吗？ I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg?
当然 我能 不 答案是你不能 – Sure, I think so. – No, the answer is you cannot.
让我给你看点东西 看看这个 格雷戈 Let me show you something. Take a look at this, Greg.
这个看起来像什么？ What's this look like to you?
这是只熊宝宝 This looks like a teddy bear.
笑一笑 你被保姆摄影机拍到了 Smile, you're on «nanny camera.»
我在电视广告上见过这东西 Oh, yeah, yeah! I've seen these things advertised on TV.
不是这样的 好好看看 Oh, no, not like this, you haven't. Take a look.
我的天啊 另一个摄影机在哪儿？ Oh, my gosh. Hi! Where's the other camera?
就在这里 藏在装饰品中 Right here in this decorative artifact.
- 真神奇 - 摄影机全是动作启动的 – Wow, that's great. – Our cameras are motion-activated,
感应到动作便录影 so they begin taping as soon as they sense any movement.
可藏在镜子里、灯里 你说吧 We can hide 'em in anything. Mirrors, lamps, televisions, you name it.
因此无论你在哪里… So no matter where you go…
我们都在监视你 …we'll be watching you.
这不违法吗？ So, Jack, couldn't this maybe be construed as illegal?
不算侵犯私隐吗？ You know, invasion of privacy?
当你有自己的孩子满屋跑时 Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around,
你就会明白这种保护的需要 对 you'll understand the need for this level of protection.
- 很厉害 对吧？ Impressive, isn't it?
- 对 Quite.
- 我去接 - 不 我去 – Oh, I'll get that. – I'll get it. Honey, I'll get it.
好 OK.
文件有问题吗？ Any problem with the documents?
好 二十分钟后药房见 OK. I'll meet you at the Oyster Bay drugstore in about 20 minutes.
你打来时要小心 Now you gotta be more careful when you call here.
要是别人接 If anybody else answers, just use a Southern accent
你就装南方口音 and ask for the vegetarian special, OK?
婚礼就在星期天？ Wow. All this and the wedding's on Sunday?
不是航空公司打来的吧？不 打错电话了 – Oh, that wasn't the airline, was it? – Nope, wrong number.
没有鸡尾酒了 我出去买 We're all out of Collins mix, so I'm gonna make a run to the store.
我记得我刚买了一些 That's funny. I thought I just bought some.
你知道这东西下得很快 我马上回来 You know how that stuff, it just goes, so I'll be back in a jiff.
不如叫格雷戈跟你去吧？ Well, why doesn't Greg go with you?
你的行李找不到 你得买些日用品 Sweetie, you'll need something in case your suitcase doesn't show up.
- 肯定会找到的 - 是啊 – Oh, I'm sure it'll show up. – Yeah.
以防万一嘛 你连牙刷也没有 You don't wanna take a chance. You don't have a toothbrush.
对 – Go on, sweetie. – Yeah.
如果你不愿意有人在旁边 OK, unless you want some privacy.
我为什么会不愿意？不 我不认为…你会那样 – Why would I need privacy? – No, I didn't think you would.
好 那么走吧 – OK, let's head out. – Oh, good.
- 再见 Bye.
- 玩开心点 先生们 潘米拉 他看起来真不错 Have fun, you guys. Pam, he seems wonderful.
是不错 我们在一起很开心好 – He is. We have the best time together. – Good.
- 你俩有没有… - 妈妈！ Now, have you two been…?
不！想过结婚吗？ – Mother! – Thinking about anything permanent.
不知道 我们没真正商量过 Oh, I don't know. I mean, we haven't really discussed it,
但我有种感觉就是他 but I definitely have a feeling this is it.
爸好像蛮喜欢他的 是不是？ Dad seems to like him. Don't you think?
绝对喜欢 Absolutely.
星期六很忙 – Big day, Saturday. – This car…
对 这辆车… Yes. This car is…
用什么汽油？无铅、普通无铅？ You got… What do you use? Unleaded? Regular unleaded?
高级汽油 Premium.
杰克 现在我们有时间谈话了 Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk,
我想告诉你潘米拉对我多么重要 I just want you to know how much Pam means to me.
我知道我俩交往没多长时间 I know that we haven't been together that long,
但我们在一起时非常开心 but the time that we have spent together has been really incredible.
格雷戈 你怎么会不喜欢猫？ Greg, how come you don't like cats?
我不是不喜欢猫 我只是…比较…喜欢狗 I don't not like cats. I just… I just prefer dogs.
我只是那种比较喜欢狗的人 I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know…
你回家时它们会… 摇着小尾巴 见到你很开心 Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of…
你也需要那种感觉 对吧？你宁愿要感情肤浅的动物？ You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
我… I…
格雷戈 当你骂一只狗时 You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog,
它会夹着尾巴 his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals,
垂着耳朵 his ears will go down.
狗很容易受打击 可猫有主动性 A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection.
它们不像狗那样摇尾乞怜 They don't sell out the way dogs do.
你喜欢听彼得、保罗、玛莉？ You like Peter, Paul and Mary?
喜欢 我是他们的歌迷 Yes, I do. I'm a big fan.
好歌 对 我最喜欢的一首 – Great song. – Yeah, one of my favorites.
谁会想到这不是真写龙的歌？ Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
你知道 关于毒品的传说 You know, the whole drug thing.
我不知道 你告诉我吧 No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
有些人… 认为… Some people think that…
“那条喷烟魔龙”是指… …to «Puff the Magic Dragon» means to…
其实是指… They're really…
吸毒… To smoke… to smoke…
吸大麻烟 A marijuana cigarette.
可是“喷烟” 只是那魔龙的名字 Well, Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon.
对 Right.
- 你吸大麻吗 发先生？- 不吸！什么？ – Are you a pothead, Focker? – No! No.
不 杰克…我不… What? No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm, I'm not… I…
有人给 我都拒绝了 I pass on grass all the time.
也不是每次都… – I mean, not all the time. – Yes or no, Greg?
- 是还是不是？- 不是 对 不是 No. Yes. No.
格雷戈…12到15分钟后 我在门外等你 Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to 15 minutes.
好 OK.
（鸡 尾 酒）
嗨 你好 - 你好 - 嗨 – Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey.
你们有没有尼古丁贴？ Do you have any of those nicotine patches?
没有 我们有口香糖 No. We have the gum.
- 好 - 你嚼它就行 – Great. – You chew it.
你们这里最贵的香槟是哪种？ Thank you. Yes, OK. And what's your most expensive bottle of champagne?
母亲牌 十三块九五一瓶 Mumm's. It's on sale for 13.95.
就这种？ Really? That's it? You don't have, like,
没有八十或一百块的吗？ a nice, like, 80 or $100 bottle of something?
你可以多买几瓶嘛 You can get a whole bunch of Mumm's.
- 发先生？- 杰克 可以走了吗？ – Focker. – Hey, Jack. Ready to go?
可以了 没有那种鸡尾酒了 I've been ready, yeah. They ran out of Collins mix.
你等了好久吗？没有 我只是在看… – You been waiting here long? – No, I was just reading up about…
- 挤奶泵 - 挤奶泵？ – …pumps. – Pumps?
对 挤奶泵 Yes. Breast pumps.
我是在农场长大的 I grew up on a farm.
来吃热面包啦 Get your hot buns, hot patooties.
哇 迪娜 好丰富啊 Wow, Dina, everything looks fabulous.
能吃到这种家常饭菜 真是好福气 It's such a treat for me to have a home-cooked meal like this.
我家吃饭通常是 Dinner at my house usually consisted of everybody in the kitchen
抢夺外卖的中餐 fighting over containers of Chinese food.
真可怜！够吃的吗？ You poor thing. What, there wasn't enough food to go around?
够了 只是我们 从没这样坐下来吃饭 No, there was. We just never really sat down like a family like this.
格雷戈 你来祈祷好吗？ Greg, would you like to say grace?
格雷戈是犹太人 爸 你知道 Oh, well, Greg's Jewish, Dad. You know that.
你是说犹太人吃饭不祈祷？ You're telling me Jews don't pray, honey?
除非你反对 不 我喜欢祈祷 – Unless you have some objection. – No, no, no, no, I'd love to.
我又不是教士 Pam, come on, it's not like I'm a rabbi or something.
我在很多晚餐上… I've said grace at many a dinner table.
祈祷过 Let's…
好 OK.
亲爱的上帝… O dear God…
感谢你 …thank you.
你对我们这么好 慈悲、温柔… You are such a good God to us, a kind and gentle…
…随和的神 …and accommodating God.
我们感谢你 甜美的主啊 And we thank you, O sweet, sweet Lord of hosts…
因为… …for the…
你今天给我们 …smorgasbord you have so aptly
摆下了盛宴 lain at our table this day…
而且每天如此… …and each day… by day.
每天…每日 Day by day by day.
亲爱的神呀 我们祈求三样东西 O dear Lord, three things we pray.
每天爱你多一些 To love Thee more dearly,
看你清楚一些 to see Thee more clearly,
跟你更紧一些 to follow Thee more nearly…
每天每日 阿门 …day by day… by day.
阿门 – Amen. – Amen.
格雷戈 真感人 Oh, Greg, that was lovely.
谢谢你 格雷戈 也十分有趣 Thank you, Greg. That was interesting, too.
那…花瓶真漂亮 很好看 Oh, that's a… That's a lovely vase. That's great.
我猜那是你的秘密摄影机吧？ Let me guess, Jack. Is that one of your secret cameras, too?
格雷戈… 那是杰克母亲的骨灰瓮 Greg, Greg. That's an urn which holds the remains of Jack's mother.
对不起 对不起… Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
没关系 不知者无罪 That's all right. You didn't know, Greg.
我… 那是我奶奶 – I'm… – That's our gran-gran.
我们喜欢想像她在看我们吃饭 We like to think of her as watching over us as we eat.
爱你 妈 想你 Love you, Ma. Miss you.
我每天都在想你 Miss you every day.
亲爱的 念你的诗给格雷戈听听 Oh, honey, why don't you read Greg your poem?
不 他不会想听的 Oh, no, he doesn't want to hear that.
想听 什么诗？ What? No! What-what-what poem?
是这样的 杰克因健康原因退休… You see, when Jack had to retire
一派胡言 – for health reasons… – That's a bunch of malarky. I'm fine.
…医生认为他若能以艺术方法 The doctor thought it would be therapeutic if he
表达感受 会有治疗作用的 sort of expressed his emotions in an artistic way.
你写你母亲的诗写得很美 Honey, you wrote the most beautiful poem about your mother.
来吧 我们都很想听听 Please, we really wanna hear it.
- 诗！诗！- 求你？ – Poem, poem. – Please!
好吧 这是篇未完成的作品 Oh, all right. It's a work in progress.
我仍然不大满意 I'm still not happy with it.
一旦完成之后 As soon as it's ready,
我将配上镜框 then I am going to glaze it onto a plate
放在骨灰瓮旁边 好主意 – and put it next to the urn. – Nice.
这首诗很特别 It's very special.
我的母亲…杰克作 My Mother by Jack Byrnes.
你给了我生命 你给了我奶水 «You gave me life, you gave me milk
你给了我勇气 You gave me courage
你的名字是天使 天上下凡的天使 Your name was Angela the angel from heaven
但你也是上帝的天使 而他也需要你 But you were also an angel of God and he needed you too
自私地 我试图留你于此 Selfishly I tried to keep you here
尽管癌症在吞噬你的器官 While the cancer ate away your organs
仿佛是不可阻挡的叛逆者 Like an unstoppable rebel force.
但是我救不了你 我再也见不到你的面容… But I couldn't save you and I shall see your face…
永远 永远 Nevermore, nevermore
永远 Nevermore…
直到我们… 在天堂重逢 Until we meet… in heaven»
爸爸 太美了 Daddy, that's beautiful.
它让我很… 那么多的爱 – It always gets me. – Amazing. So…
又有那么多…内容 So much love, yet also so much information.
念这首诗他很投入 It takes a lot out of him.
你想吃点山药吗 格雷戈？ 好 谢谢 – Greg, would you like some yams? – Thank you. Oh, yeah.
你们农场的菜一定很新鲜吧？ You must've had vegetables fresher than that, growing up on a farm, Greg.
爸爸 格雷戈是在底特律长大的 Dad, Greg grew up in Detroit.
他告诉我他在农场里长大 He told me he grew up on a farm.
底特律有很多农场吗？ 不多 – Do they have many farms in Detroit? – No, Dina, no, not a lot.
杰克 我应该澄清一下 In fact, Jack, I should clarify this.
我不是真的在农场里长大… I didn't actually grow up… on a farm per se.
我们住的房子是早期建造的… The house we grew up in was originally erected
荷兰农场…殖民地风格 in the early Dutch farm, Colonial style.
此外 我们还有很多宠物… So that, plus we had a lot of pets…
你挤过什么动物的奶？爸爸！ – Which one did you milk then? – Dad!
他说他用过挤奶泵 那你挤过什么？ – Honey, he said he pumped milk. – What have you ever milked?
猫 A cat.
猫？ A cat?
我挤过一只猫的奶 I milked a cat once.
想听吗？想 – You wanna hear a story? – Sure.
我妹妹有一只猫 生了一窝小猫 My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens.
有三十多只 其中最小的一只 Must've been 30 of them, and there was this one little runt…
那只可爱的小猫… this little sweet little… little-engine-that-could runt
想去吃奶 可挤不上… who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the… to the…
靠不上…奶头 …to the… to the… to the teat.
奶头？ Teat?
爸爸 – Dad. – What have you.
我走过去 干脆… 你知道 干脆… I went in and just simply, you know, just…
放入一只小碟中 …into a little saucer,
然后拿着小碟喂他… 哲柏杜 我给它起的名字 then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto… that's what I named him.
我不知道…猫也可以挤奶 I had… I had no idea you could milk a cat.
任何奶头都可以挤奶 Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
我有奶头 你可以挤吗？ I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
好了 爸 谈别的好吗？ OK, could we change the subject perhaps?
香槟！ – Champagne, champagne. – Yes.
我们可以喝香槟来庆祝 Maybe we could celebrate with a little bubbly.
太好了 好主意 That'd be great. Good idea.
我有奶头 你可以挤吗？ «I have nipples. Can you milk me?»
有趣 你见过黛比的戒指了 Well, in a funny way, you've already seen Deb's ring.
是的 That's true.
有人想喝 Would anybody care for a bottle
蚝湾最好的香槟吗？ of Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries finest champagne?
你真懂事 想得多周到 That is so sweet of you, Greg. Isn't that a nice gesture?
对 很周到 That's very nice.
我怎么会见过黛比的戒指？ How could I have seen Debbie's ring? I haven't been home for months.
我同意鲍比求婚时 Well, when I gave Bob the OK to propose to Deb,
把我的珠宝商介绍给了他 I put him in touch with my diamond guy,
他挑的跟凯文给你的那只一样 and he picked out the same design Kevin gave you.
- 凯文 你的旧男友？- 多谢 爸爸 – Kevin, your old boyfriend? – Thanks, Dad.
凯文曾是潘米拉的未婚夫 Well, yeah, Kevin was Pam's fiance.
我的天！小黑 不！ Oh, my God. Jinxy, no!
小黑 不！ Jinxy, no!
我的天！ Oh, God.
草 Shit.
格雷戈 你怎么样？还好 – Greg, sweetie, how you doing? – Oh, just fine,
我亵渎了你奶奶的骨灰 considering I desecrated your grandma's remains,
发现你订过婚 你爸爸叫我挤他的奶 found out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him.
不过至少他仍肯跟我说话… At least back then he was still talking to me.
你竟没告诉我你们那么亲密 I can't believe you didn't tell me you were that close.
- 谁 爸和我？- 不 凯文和你 – Who, Daddy and me? – No, Kevin and you.
我们一定要知道 对方过去的一切吗？ Do we have to know everything about each other's pasts?
你从没告诉我你挤奶的事 You never told me about your cat-milking days in Motown.
那是陈年往事了 That was a long time ago, Pam.
我的也是 Yeah, OK, well, so was this.
凯文和我的…关系…更多的是物质的 Kevin's and my connection was more physical than anything else.
什么物质的？你们一起工作？ Physical? Like what? Like you worked out together?
不 那不重要 只是…一段愚蠢的性关系而已 No, no, it was nothing, nothing. It was a stupid sexual thing.
我去吐了 I'm gonna go throw up now.
格雷戈 听着 我们只订了1个月的婚 Greg, listen. Kevin and I were only engaged for a month
后来我发觉自己错了 before I realized that I'd made a mistake, OK?
我把戒指还了 去了芝加哥 I… I… I gave back the ring, I moved to Chicago,
遇上并爱上了你 我们别谈这个 行吗？ and I met and fell in love with you, OK, so can we please drop this?
- 好 - 好 – OK. – Good.
我觉得很不顺利 I just feel like this is not going well at all.
你爸讨厌我 他不讨厌你 亲爱的 – I feel like your dad hates me. – He doesn't hate you, sweetie.
给他一个机会 好吗？ Come on. Just give him a chance, all right?
也许他也太紧张了 Maybe he's nervous too, huh?
他是花商 我以为他会喜欢我的礼物 I thought he would love my gift, you know, being this big flower guy,
可是 他…根本不喜欢 but it's like he didn't even show the slightest bit of interest.
听我说 忘记那礼物吧 Listen to me. Forget the gift.
你是全世界最可爱 最甜蜜的男人 You are the most adorable, loving, sweetest man in the whole world,
我爱你 and I love you.
我父母很快会看到你的优点 And very soon my parents are gonna see that,
逐渐爱上你的 明白吗？明白吗？ and grow to love you too, OK? OK?
说起逐渐爱上你… Speaking of growing to love you…
- 晚了 - 我知道晚了 – Honey, it's late. Come on. – I know it's late.
但我弟弟仍用芝加哥时间 But Mr. Winky is still on Chicago time,
而我俩都知道 只有一个方法让他罢休 and we both know there's only one way to make Mr. Winky go away.
格雷戈？ Greg?
就是这方法 And there it is.
这睡衣是怎么回事？ What's with the robe?
是潘米拉的 我的睡衣在行李中 It's Pam's. My pajamas are in the suitcase with everything else.
我借你一套杰克的睡衣 Hey, I'll lend you a pair of Jack's.
- 亲爱的 行吗？- 当然 – OK, honey? – Sure.
不用了 – You don't have to do that, Dina. – Oh, no, no.
- 不 没关系 - 我们不能不管 No, that's fine. We have to.
- 谢谢 - 别客气 – Thank you. – You're welcome.
格雷戈 别把发生的事放在心上 Look, Greg, I just wanna say, don't worry about what happened tonight.
谢谢你 杰克 不过…我仍觉得…很内疚 Oh, well, thanks, Jack. Still, I feel horrible. I mean…
真的很不好 Well, it was a horrible thing.
还是忘了吧 好好与我们共度周末 But let's just put all that behind us and enjoy our weekend together.
好的 谢谢你 爸爸 – OK. OK. – Thank you, Daddy.
谢谢 – Oh, thank you. – Thanks, Mom.
这很好 晚安 – These'll do just fine. – Good night.
晚安 明早见！ – Good night. See you in the morning. – Good night.
- 睡好 - 你也是 – Have a nice sleep. – OK, you too.
我们在地下室帮你预备了便床 Oh, no, no, no, Greg, we made up the pullout for you down in the den.
潘米拉说我睡黛比的房间 Oh, OK, 'cause Pam said I should sleep in Debbie's room.
黛比明天回来睡 Well, Debbie'll be sleeping here tomorrow.
睡下面你会安静些 有自己的浴室 This way, you'll have more privacy, you'll have your own bathroom.
只是不要冲那个厕所 有点古怪 Just try not to flush the toilet. It's always a little quirky.
好的 还有一件事 – OK. – Oh, one more thing.
你和我女儿可能已经很亲密了 I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century,
但在我这儿别乱来 and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter.
我的规矩 But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway.
明白吗？当然 – Is that understood? – Of course, yeah.
把你的蛇囚禁七十二小时 Good. Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours.
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不好意思 Sorry.
不知道为啥 我看他有点古怪 I don't know what it is, but there's something about him that's a little off.
对 杰克 潘米拉的每个男朋友 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jack, you know we've been through this
我们都觉得古怪 什么？从中学开始？ with every boyfriend Pam has had since, what, middle school.
我看格雷戈是个好小伙子 I think Greg… He's a lovely young man.
潘米拉觉得就是他了 And, honey, Pam thinks he might be the one.
她这样说过？一字不差？ She said that? She said those exact words?
我没录音 但这是我的印象 I didn't tape record it, Jack, but that's the impression.
他真可怜从没在家… I just feel sorry, the poor boy never had a home-cooked meal.
什么家庭没时间坐下吃饭？ What kind of a family doesn't have time to sit down for dinner?
逃犯 请尽量享受这个周末 好吗？ – Fugitives. – Please try to enjoy the weekend.
- 两个女儿都在谈恋爱 - 这正是我所担心的 – Both our daughters are in love. – That's what I'm worried about.
我刚想起一件事 – Oh, geez, I just realized something. – What?
- 什么？- 潘米拉的中间名字 玛莎… – Pam's middle name. – Martha.
噢 不 Oh, no.
潘米拉-玛莎- 法克 Pamela Martha Focker.
苏梅岛行动？ «Operation Ko Samui»?
你在找什么？ Looking for something, Greg?
老天爷 杰克 你吓了我一跳 Jesus, Jack, you scared me.
我听到有声音 下来看看 I heard a noise, so I came down to see if everything was OK.
对不起 Everything's fine. I just… I'm sorry.
我…见到有灯光 进来看看 I saw a light on, and I kinda stumbled in.
没关系 见到有趣的东西吗？ – I didn't realize… – That's OK. See anything interesting?
没有 我是说 No, not at all. I mean, I mean…
…这里很棒 我很喜欢…一个舒适的小角落 I mean, this is great, though. I love this… It's a cozy little nook.
我留意到你在看那个 I noticed you were looking at that when I came in.
是的 那是一台古董测谎机 – Yeah. – It's an antique polygraph machine.
是吗？我以前见过 Is that what that is? I've seen these before,
但没靠这么近 but I never saw one actually up close.
这样好吗？ You know what?
你亲自试试如何？ Why don't you try that on?
不用了 Oh, that's OK.
很好玩的 我来示范操作 Oh, come on. We'll have some fun. I'll show you how it works.
- 我…不应该 - 什么？ – I… I shouldn't. – Why should you be afraid?
你没啥要隐瞒的 - 我知道 – You have nothing to hide. – No, I know.
- 那就没问题 - 没问题 – So there shouldn't be any problem. – No, there's no problem.
- 那么试试吧 - 好吧 – So, try it on. – OK.
- 我来帮你 I'll help you.
别担心 你会喜欢的 Don't worry. You'll enjoy this.
好吧 All right.
看来很复杂 百分之百准确？ Looks complicated. Now, these aren't 100 percent accurate, right? They're…
准确得令你吃惊 You'd be surprised how accurate they are.
能测出一个人是否在撒谎 They can tell fairly easily if someone's lying or not.
现在我问你一些问题 Now I'm gonna ask you some questions,
你只须回答是或不是 and all you have to do is answer «yes» or «no.»
好 来 我们开始吧 – OK. – All right. Let's give it a whirl.
- 你今天搭过飞机吗？- 是的 – Did you fly on an airplane today? – Yes, I did.
不准偷看 我们今晚 No peeking. Did we eat pot roast
吃烤牛肉了吗？ 是的 – for dinner tonight? – Yes.
烤得不够熟吧？ Was it under-cooked?
是 是不够熟 对我来说生了点儿 No, it was rare. It was a little rare for my taste.
不过…我… 我只是开玩笑… – But I wouldn't… – I'm just kidding, I'm just…
放松 放松 针在狂跳 Relax. Relax. The needles are jumping.
你看过色情录影带吗？ Have you ever watched pornographic videos?
没有 No.
- 我的意思是… - 到底看过没有？ – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no?
什么事？睡不着吗？ What's the matter? You can't sleep?
不 我在回想我刚才的回答 No, no, I'm just going over some of my answers
你爸刚用测谎机测试我 from the polygraph test your dad just gave me.
- 天呀 不会吧 - 是的 – Oh, no, he didn't. – Yeah, he did.
你对他说谎了吗？ Well, did you lie to him?
没有！我是说…他问我们同居了没有… No! I mean… Well, he asked me if we were living together,
你是怎么说的？ – and… – What'd you tell him?
我还没说 你妈进来了 I… nothing. Your mother walked in
我还没来得及回答，就把小东西扯下来了 and yanked the little thingies off before I had to answer.
他用竹子扎我指甲 This how you'd react if I told you
你也这样反应吗？ he shoved bamboo shoots up my fingernails?
还是他对你所有的男友 都用测谎机？ Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine?
他不用机器 他本身就是测谎机 Well, he doesn't need a machine. He's a human lie detector.
什么？ What?
格雷戈 我爸爸从不是什么花商 Greg, my father was never in the rare flower business.
那只是他的掩护 That was just his cover.
他在中央情报局干了34年 He was in the CIA for 34 years.
你怎么能不告诉我？ How could you not tell me this?
我本来想的 亲爱的 但只有在真正需要时 I wanted to, honey, but it was strictly on a «need-to-know» basis.
他在中情局又怎样？他是间谍？ So, what? He's in the CIA? He was a spy? He is a spy?
不 有点像心理学家 No, he was more like a psychological profiler.
他的工作是盘问双重间谍 They used him to interrogate suspected double agents in the company.
太棒了 Oh, that's great. Yeah.
他是花商时我就很怕他 I was scared of your dad back when I thought he was a florist.
现在知道中情局在监视我了 It's wonderful to know I've actually got a CIA spy-hunter on my ass.
别这样好吗？你表现得很好 Would you stop? You're doing great, OK?
这需要时间慢慢接受 对不起 This is a lot to take in, honey. I'm sorry.
只是奇怪 我知道 不过你表现得很好 – It's just weird. – Oh, I know, but you're doing fine.
我保证 I promise.
- 不！- 怎么啦 宝贝儿？ – No, no! – What's wrong, sweetie?
我忘了 我不能让我的蛇出笼 I forgot. I'm not supposed to let the snake out of my cage.
你的什么？ 我答应你爹 – Your what? – I told your dad
七十二小时不碰你 I wouldn't touch you for 72 hours.
我们不是中学生了 对吧？ – I'm not in junior high anymore, so… – No, no, no.
但我想尊重他的家规 好吗？ Seriously. I want to try to respect his rules, OK?
好吧 好 OK. Fine.
那么你睡吧 明早见 Why don't you go ahead and get some sleep, and I'll see you in the morning.
好 OK.
早安 格雷戈 早安 – Morning, Greg. – Good morning.
潘米拉说昨晚告诉了你一个秘密 Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last night.
是的 Yes, she did.
只要你守口如瓶 As long as you can keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life,
就不会有即时危险 you're in no immediate danger.
我不会说的 I won't tell.
我只是幽默而已 I'm just being humorous.
有意思 That was funny.
事实是 既然你已经知道了 But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given,
你便是在我所称的… you are now on the inside of what I like to call
“伯恩家信任圈”之内的人 «the Byrnes family circle of trust.»
我不瞒你什么 你也不瞒我 I keep nothing from you, you keep nothing from me,
我们互通有无 好 我明白 – and round and round we go. – OK. Understood.
好 那么进去吃早餐吧 OK, good. Come on. Let's go inside and have breakfast.
小黑猫 你在哪儿？ Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat Where are you
我爱你！ I love you
小黑 Jinxy. Jinxy.
别上桌子 好吗？ Not at the table, honey, please.
好孩子！ 嗨 看谁起床了！ – Attaboy! – Hey, hey, look who's up!
你一定是格雷戈 – Hi, sweetie. – You must be Greg.
你好 – Hello. – Oh, look, somebody had
有人见过发型神了 a visit from the hair fairy.
是啊 好发型 好发型 – Oh, yes. – Nice 'do, nice 'do.
我来介绍 这是我妹妹黛比 I'll do the intros. Greg, this is my sister, Debbie.
- 准新娘 祝贺你 - 嗨 – Hi. Nice to meet you. – The bride-to-be. Congratulations.
- 她的未婚夫鲍比 - 叫我鲍比…医生 – And her fiance, Dr. Bob. – You can call me Bob… M.D.
这是他母亲 琳达·班克斯 嗨 你好 – These are his parents, Linda Banks… – Hi. How are you?
世界闻名的整形外科医生拉里·班克斯 …and the world-famous plastic surgeon, Dr. Larry.
别恭维我了！ Whoa, now, cut that out.
- 格雷戈也是医疗界的 You know, Greg's in medicine, too, Larry.
- 真的？哪一科？ 护理 – Oh, really? What field? – Nursing.
- 那很好 - 不 说真的 哪一科？ – That's good. – No, really. What field?
护理 Nursing.
我给你拿把椅子好吗？ Hey, why don't I get you a chair, Greg?
谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
你不想当医生吗？ So, you didn't want to go for the M.D.?
本来想过 但后来觉得不适合 No, I actually thought about becoming a doctor, but I decided it wasn't for me.
也是 考试杀死人 Just as well. Boards are killer.
事实上格雷戈的入学成绩很好 Actually Greg aced his MCATs.
- 真的吗？- 只是不错而已 – You serious? – No, I did OK.
他的成绩很好 相信我 Oh, he did more than OK. Trust me.
你不当医生为什么考那个试？ Why did you take the test if you weren't planning on going to med school?
我想有选择的余地 Well, I wanted to keep my options open,
护士比较适合我 but in the end, nursing was a better fit for me.
可以在不同的医学领域工作 It gives you the freedom to work in several different areas of medicine.
百分之百地关注病人 Plus, I can focus 100 percent on patient care,
而医生要处理… as opposed to being a doctor where you have to deal with the bureaucracy.
你朋友安迪现在该来了吧？ Wasn't your friend Andy supposed to be here by now?
我以为黛比说了 Oh, my God! I thought Deb told you.
他不能出席婚礼了 Dr. Andy threw out his back. He can't make the wedding.
该死！我要重编整个次序 Oh, damn. Now I have to reconfigure the whole procession.
鲍比 格雷戈代替安迪 做迎宾好吗？ Bob, why doesn't Greg stand in for Andy, be the usher?
不 潘米拉 不 – No, Pam, no. – That'll be fine.
好 格雷戈就做你的第二迎宾吧 Bob, Greg'll be your second usher.
好 好 没问题 – Good. – Yeah. Yeah, yeah, OK, sure.
好 那我们赶快吃完出发吧 Good. Let's all finish up and get ready to go
我们在三十二分钟后简报行程 because we have a pre-activity briefing in about 32 minutes.
三十二分钟！ Thirty-two minutes!
真的！那么我还是上楼 You know what? In that case, I'd better get upstairs
探探淋浴神好了 and pay a little visit to the shower fairy.
迪娜 谢谢你… Dina, thank you so much for breakfast.
嗨 你没事吧？你为什么不叫醒我？ – Hey, you OK? – Why didn't you wake me up?
- 我以为你想多睡会儿 I thought you'd like to sleep late.
- 我是在作客 Not when I'm a guest in somebody's house.
不要紧 不 这很要紧 – It's OK. Don't worry about it. – No, it's not OK.
去告诉那个宗教法官医生 Tell that to Dr. Torquemada in there with the grand inquisition.
去淋个浴 穿好衣服… Go take a shower, get dressed and come back down.
- 穿什么？- 再借爸的好了 – Get dressed in what? – Borrow some more of dad's clothes.
- 不 我不… - 为什么不？ – No, I don't… come on. – Why not, honey?
穿你爸的内衣我不舒服 I just… No, I don't feel comfortable wearing your dad's underwear.
好 那么去叫醒丹尼 借他的 OK, well, go wake up Denny and borrow some of his.
去叫醒素未谋面的弟弟 You want me to go wake up your brother who I never met,
借他的衣服？ and ask if I could have some of his clothes?
好吧 丹尼的房间在哪儿？ OK, all right.
顶楼 右转 – Where's Denny's room? – Top of the stairs, turn right.
丹尼 Denny?
喂？ Hello? Hello?
嗨！你在这里干什么？ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What the hell you doing in here?
我是…格雷戈 潘米拉的朋友 I'm… I'm Greg, Pam's friend.
你在嗅我的内裤吗 老兄？ What? Were you just sniffing my boxers, dude?
没有 她让我来借你几件衣服 No, dude, no. No, no, she said I could come up here,
帮帮忙 关上门… – maybe borrow some clothes from you. – Do me a favor. Close the door.
快 – OK. – Quick.
- 你说我不在这里？- 不 他们以为你在睡觉 – Tell anybody I wasn't here? – No, they think you're asleep.
那就好 你吓了我一跳 – Yeah, so, it's all good. – You scared me.
你爸爸对你管教很严吧？ Dad keeps you guys under a pretty close watch, huh?
不 也不是很严 No, it's not that bad.
你的潘米拉被管得更严 Your little Pamcake's got it a lot worse than I do, you know?
你需要些衣服 You need some clothes.
对 谢谢 Yes, that would be… That would be great.
很高兴能帮助你 – Glad to hook you up. All right? – Cool.
我喜欢你房间的设计 Like what you done with the crib.
噢 金莉莉 她真棒 Oh, Lil' Kim. She's phat.
真棒 P-h phat.
这些应该够了吧 给你 I think these oughta do it. Here you go, chief.
- 好！- 随便穿 – All right! – Enjoy!
- 非常感谢 - 别客气 – Thanks a lot, Denny. – No problem.
别担心你的秘密行动 Oh, and don't worry about the little covert op, all right?
- 一言为定 - 没问题 – I'll keep it on the lowdown. – Down low.
好 No doubt.
各位 来拿改过的行程表 People, people, come get your revised itineraries.
- 拉里、琳达 - 知道了 鲍比 亲爱的 Larry, Linda, Debbie, Bob, honey.
我要开警钟了 十六秒后启动 Now, I'm gonna activate the alarm. It'll go off in T minus 16 seconds.
- 我不需要外套 - 外面很冷 – I don't think I need a jacket. – It's cold out, honey.
等等 给你 穿上丹尼的外套 Hold on. Here, take Denny's jacket.
丹尼 外套借给格雷戈穿吧 – Denny, I'm lending Greg your jacket. – Whatever.
- 随便 - 我们走 – Let's go. – Hurry, hurry. We're going to be late.
谁准备好去礼服店了？–哦，操 – Who is ready for the tux shop? – Oh, fuck…
- 你的礼服合身吗？ Denny, how's the tux fit?
- 爸爸 那是什么？ – Dad… – What's that?
我在格雷戈外套里找到的雕刻 It's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket.
这不是雕刻 是吸大麻的工具 This isn't a sculpture, Denny. This is a device for smoking marijuana.
真的！ Really?
这不是我的 真的不是 Not mine. It's not.
杰克 你怎么样？ Oh, hey, Jack. How you doing?
我喜欢你的礼帽 很配你 我可以跟你谈谈吗？ – I like the top hat. Complements you. – Can I talk to you for a minute?
坐下 Sit down.
我向你解释清楚“信任圈”了 Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, Greg?
对 我想我明白 Yeah, I think I got it.
那你是不是有话要告诉我？ Then is there something you wanna tell me?
没有 I… I don't think so.
我们在车上曾经谈过 Didn't we have a discussion yesterday in the car about this?
你是指… Oh, yes! You mean… yes!
你是指我和潘米拉的事 我很高兴谈 You mean me and Pam. Yes, I'd love to talk to you about that.
不是谈潘米拉 是谈你 We're not talking about Pam. We're talking about you.
如果我不能信任你 那我别无选择 See, if I can't trust you, Greg, then I have no choice,
只好撵你出这个圈子 but to put you right back outside the circle.
一旦出去了 就再也回不来了 And once you're out, you're out. There's no coming back.
我很想留在圈子里 Well, I would definitely like to stay inside the circle.
那么把真相告诉我 Well, then, tell me the truth.
好的 OK.
我不知道我们在谈什么 Jack, I don't know what we're talking about.
听着 我是个耐心的人 All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man.
在越南19个月的囚禁中练就的 That's what 19 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you.
不过我会监视你的一举一动 But I will be watching you, studying your every move.
如果我发现你试图带坏 我的第一个孩子 And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child,
那你就完了 I will bring you down, baby.
我要将你送到唐人街 I will bring you down to Chinatown.
我还以为是去凯文家 Where are we? I thought we were going to Kevin's house.
对 这是他新买的房子 We are, sweetie. This is Kevin's new house.
- 好漂亮的房子 - 不错 嗯？ – Oh, this is a crazy house. – Not bad, huh, Dad?
也许他吸大麻治病 很多人都这样 Maybe he uses marijuana for medicinal purposes. People do that nowadays.
这个人从一开始就撒谎 This kid has been lying to us from the moment we met him.
喂！跟男生一起很开心吧？ Hey, you. Get in some quality time with the boys?
是 很开心 Yeah, it was fun.
希望这顿午餐不会使你难堪 Listen, I hope this lunch isn't too weird for you.
为什么…在伴郎家吃烧烤会难堪？ Why would «B.B.Q. at best man's» be weird?
我的天 我肯定跟你说过了 Oh, my God, Greg. I was sure I told you.
凯文是鲍比的伴郎 这是他家 Kevin is Bob's best man. This is his place.
凯文 你以前的未婚夫？ – Kevin, your ex-fiance? – Hey! Welcome, everybody.
他怎么认识鲍比的？ I don't understand. How does he know Bob?
他们一起…去长曲棍球训练营 Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together,
凯文是鲍比和黛比的介绍人 and Kevin was the one who introduced Bob to Debbie.
长曲棍球训练营？ Lacrosse camp?
我从一座古老水手教堂 I was really lucky I was able to salvage this wood
抢救了这些木头 from an old seamen's chapel in Nantucket.
- 这房子好漂亮 - 谢谢 – Wow! Kevin, the house is amazing. – This is where the light comes in.
也许你应该在这里结婚 Maybe you should have gotten married here.
出太阳了 烤炉和泳池都预备好了 All right, the sun is out, the grill is hot and the pool is luke.
想游泳和烧烤的 If I can interest you in a swim and a little B.B.Q,
请跟我来 好 凯文 – just follow me. – All right, Kevo.
时间正好 - 我们去吧！ – Right on schedule. – Bring it on.
- 一定很贵 It must cost a fortune to heat this place.
等你看到房子的其他部分 Wait till you see the rest of the house.
好 这边，各位，这边 OK. This way, everybody, out this way.
- 你没事吧？- 没事 – You OK, sweetie? – Yeah.
对不起 我以为你知道 I'm really sorry. I don't know why I thought you knew.
这没什么大不了的 It… It's not a big deal.
如果我能应付 没有性和烟的周末 If I can handle a weekend without sex and cigarettes,
就能应付你的前未婚夫 I think I can handle an afternoon with your ex-fiance.
好 谢谢你 OK. Thank you.
你们脚踏的地板 是波利维亚苦艾木 Now, for the floor that you're walking on, I chose this Bolivian wormwood.
这里不错 这是维京系列 I think it works well in here. I have the Viking range here,
那是双冰箱 从这儿开门 and the twin sub-z's. Yeah, they open up right there.
找到了 藏在后面 Oh, I get it. Like hidden.
- 对 不显眼 - 好极了 – Yeah, kind of blend in. – Great.
你有房子吗 格雷戈？没有 我租房 – Are you a homeowner, Greg? – No, no, I rent.
你干得很不错 凯文？ So, things are going real, real well for you at Neuberger, aren't they, Kevo?
最近非常好 Gosh, things have been going so great lately.
我买了些无线电新上市股 后来价格猛长 I got in early on some wireless IPOs. The stuff just skyrocketed from there.
格雷戈 你从事什么行业？ What about you, Greg? What line of work are you in?
医护界 那么你明白我在说什么 – I'm in health care. – So you know what I'm talking about.
生物科技股很好赚 There are a lot of Benjamins to be made now with biotech stuff.
你的股票投资怎么样？ I don't have to tell you that. How's your portfolio?
大概…不错 I'd say strong…
算中等吧 …to quite strong.
一定要趁热打铁 You gotta strike while the iron's hot.
现在正是时候 Now's the time.
格雷戈是男护士 是的 谢谢你 杰克 – Greg's a male nurse. – That's right. Thank you, Jack.
那很好 回馈社会不错嘛 Well, that's great. That's great to give something back like that.
我也想找点时间做义工 I'd love to find time to do volunteer work.
有天我见到一只狗 它不能… Just the other day I saw this golden retriever that…
他就像个傻瓜，他真的不能 He had like a gimp, and he couldn't really…
我很难过 希望我能做点什么 It made me feel terrible. I wish there was something I could do.
我是领薪水的 不过也觉得很好 Yeah, well, I get paid, but also it feels, you know, good, too.
是一个…双赢的局面 So it's kind of… everybody wins.
你是…在华尔街做投资的吧？ What are you… You're like a Wall Street trader?
做投资？–没有 – An investment guy? – No.
我不想被贴上那样的标签 对 那是我的职业 I mean, I don't like to be painted with that brush. Yes, that's my day job.
我们还有时间吗？ We have time? We got time, don't we, Jack?
你们看看我真正的兴趣 来 我们走 I want to show you what I'm really interested in. Come on. Let's go.
似乎有人木工当得很不错 Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop.
对 那一直是我的嗜好 那是我用山毛榉削出来的 Yeah, it's always been kind of a hobby. I whittled that out of beech wood.
很漂亮 – It's beautiful. – Yeah.
你怎么会喜欢木工呢？ 你是说木工？ – What got you into… «carpentering»? – Carpentry?
我得说是因为耶稣 他是一个木匠 I guess I'd have to say Jesus. He was a carpenter.
我想如果… 要以一个人为楷模 I figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footsteps,
谁会比他更好呢？ who better than Christ?
格雷戈是犹太人 Greg's Jewish.
- 是吗？- 是的 – Are you? – Yeah.
耶稣也是 你有个好朋友 Well, so was J.C. Wow. You're in good company.
是啊 Right.
我要去泳池了 Well, I'm gonna head to the pool,
你给鲍比和黛比看看礼物吧 but why don't you show Greg and Pam the gift?
- 他做了个礼物？- 格雷戈 – Wow, he made a gift. – Greg.
我刚上了层新漆 I put a fresh coat of lacquer on this this morning,
所以请忍耐一下气味 so bear with me with the fumes.
哇！凯文！ Wow. Kev.
- 不错吧？- 太棒了！谢谢 – Isn't that something? – That's incredible.
黛比最喜欢的玫瑰！ – Thank you. – Roses. Deb's favorite.
- 好美 对 - 小洞是放蜡烛的 – Yes, right. – The little holes are for candles.
然后可以盛雨水 Exactly. And then later, they'll collect rainfall.
给小鸟洗澡 太好了 – They make a tiny birdbath. – That's great.
很美 这是什么？ It's beautiful. What is it?
这是个祭坛 或称之为婚帐 It's an altar. Or you might call it a chuppah.
很温馨 是吧？ Isn't that sweet? Wow.
我明天会把它运到伯恩家 I'm gonna take it over to the Byrneses',
鲍比和黛比 and tomorrow Robert and Debra will meet beneath it
就可以在下面举行婚礼了 将来他们买了房子 to become man and wife. And later, when they purchase a home,
可以装饰花园 maybe it will grace their garden.
这只是我…感性浪漫的想法而已 Well, that's my sappy, romantic idea.
你一定花了很长时间 Must have taken forever to build.
不太长 大约七十个小时吧 No, not too bad. About 70 hours.
是从一块整木头手工雕出来的 Which isn't bad, considering I carved it all by hand from one piece of wood.
凯文 12点15分了 该烧烤了 Hey, Kevo. 12:15. Time to start the barbecue, big guy.
好 伯恩先生 我还是回去扮演主人吧 OK, Mr. B. I better get back to playing host.
你们去换衣服 泳池见 OK, you guys, grab your suits, and I'll meet you down at the pool.
这次我不游了 I'm gonna take a pass on the swimming.
不行！ Oh, no, you can't.
我没有泳裤 I don't even have a suit with me. The airline lost my bag…
潘米拉 快来 你的泳衣在这儿 Pamcake, let's go. Mom's got your suit here.
- 来了 爸爸 - 你先去吧 – Coming, Dad. – You better get going.
她真美 恭喜你 Gosh, she's great. Congratulations, man.
谢谢 顺带提一下 她说了你不少好话 Thank you. And, by the way, she just had the nicest things to say about you.
真的？ 真的 – Really? – Yeah.
对 我俩曾经很开心 Gosh. Yeah, we had some good times together.
她真的很棒！ Boy, she is a tomcat.
我去给你找条泳裤吧 So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger.
- 我不… - 不 不准拒绝我 – I'm not gonna swim. – I'm not taking no for an answer.
凉菜在左边 酒和香槟在右边 Cold buffet is on the left, wine and champagne on the right.
从这里过来 Comin' through here.
好 这真… 嗨 他来了 出来呀 Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is! Get out here.
格雷戈 要吃三文鱼还是剑鱼？ G-man, we got salmon, we got swordfish. What's it gonna be?
两样都少来点儿… 凯狗 我很饿 How 'bout a little of both, K-Dog? I'm pretty hungry.
有某些癖好的人很容易饿 I think they call that the munchies.
来 凯文 发球！ Let's go. Hit the ball, Kev! Show 'em what you got!
他妈的！ – Come on, Greg. – Damn!
好 大家努力 他们没什么 – He's got nothing. – Come on, Greg.
发球！ – Service. – Come on, Greg.
- 发得好 伙计 - 好！ – Nice serve, pal. – All right.
快点，杰克 Bring it on, Jack.
接到了 来 – Set it! – Oh, Greg! Come on!
- 打得好 “小牛” - 传得好 “冰冰” – Nice shot, Maverick! – Sweet setup, Iceman.
打得好 护士！ – Nice one, nurse. – Glenn, Glenn, Glenn.
- 阿畸 别怕球 - 是格雷戈 You gotta rush the net on defense. Don't be afraid of the ball.
过来商议一下 – It's Greg. – Huddle up, team. Huddle up.
他不叫阿畸 格雷戈对球有恐惧 Greg, not Glenn. Greg is afraid of the ball.
这不能接受！要全力去打 – Come on. This is unacceptable. – He's gotta go for the ball.
- 我们要打！ – Here's what we gotta do. – Let's go! We're gettin' cold in here.
- 我们输得好惨 We're gettin' creamed, people.
如果南丁格尔能多防守… If Florence Nightingale would play defense.
- 拉里 我只丢了一球 - 那是重要的一球！ – Larry, I missed one shot. – It was a big shot.
拉里 原地浮游 丹尼 后边 Larry, keep floatin' where you are. Denny, take the deep shots.
格雷戈 没人要求你过高 我传球给你 Greg, nobody's expecting much out of you. If I set you up with the ball,
能扣杀吗？ 能 – can you jump up and spike it? – No.
我得跳起来才行 我想你能 红巴拿马 – I'd have to be pretty high, but yeah. – I bet you would, Panama Red.
好 注意 开球！ – Everybody, look sharp. Break! – Let's play some ball.
注意 加油 – All right, here we go. – Come on!
我们打！加油！ – Let's go. – Come on.
格雷戈 扣啊！ – Greg! – Set!
你要扣球啊 格雷戈 扣啊！ You gotta spike those, Focker! You gotta spike those!
看鲍比打得多好 谢谢 – Look how Bob did that. Nice play, Bob. – Thanks, Jack.
扣杀 法克！ - 我们扣！好球！ – Fire it up there, Focker! – Let's do it!
- 就这样 黛比！ – Way to go, Deb! – Greg!
亲爱的！上帝啊！ Honey! God!
- 你怎么啦？- 这只不过是游戏 – What the hell's the matter with you? – It's only a game, Focker!
哦，亲爱的！我来了！ Oh, honey! I'm coming!
去拿些冰来 Get some ice.
我的眼睛！眼睛！ – My eye! Oh, my eye! – Focker!
上帝啊！ God!
- 潘米拉 帮帮你妹妹 - 对不起 黛比 – Pam, help your sister, please. – I'm so sorry, Deb.
你额头上印着排球的牌子 Deb, you can totally see Voit backwards on your forehead.
丹尼 滚开 你是乐队领班？ – Denny, get outta here! – You the bandleader?
去跟鲍比商量选什么歌 Go over the song selection with Bob. Bob? Bob!
- 你是法克先生吗？ – Yeah, Jack. – Are you a Mr. Focker?
- 是 - 请在这里签名 – Yes. – OK. Sign here, please.
- 好 谢谢 –对不起，亲爱的 – Great. Thank you. – I'm sorry, honey.
你有没有打开验证一下？ Hey, your suitcase. You go through it, make sure it's all there?
没事儿 出了什么事？ – Yeah, it's fine. What's up? – Good.
只是来看看你扣球之后怎么样 Wanted to make sure you're OK since hitting the spike
听说“环游世界” heard 'round the world.
- 我很抱歉 - 没关系 – Oh, yeah. I'm really sorry about that. – It's OK.
我不知道怎么搞的 冰冰 I don't know what got into me, Iceman.
- 冰冰？ «Iceman»?
- 抱歉 你俩专用的？ I'm sorry. That a special thing between you and Kevin?
- 别说了 - 别说什么 冰冰？ – Oh, Greg, stop it. – Stop what, Iceman?
我和凯文约会时 “冲上云霄”很红 Top Gun was a very popular movie when Kevin and I dated.
冰冰 我不介意你和他的昵称 – All right? That's it. – Iceman. I have no problem with that.
你想做小牛？所以你才这样说 Do you want to be Maverick? Is that what this is all about?
我不是小牛 凯文是 他从前是 但我们可以改变 – I can't be Maverick. Kevin's Maverick. – He used to be, but we can change that.
他做阿鹅行吗？不 阿鹅最后死了 – Can he be Goose? – No, because Goose dies in the end.
那很伤感 It's very sad.
- 宝贝儿 我不… - 格雷戈 闭嘴 – Honey, I don't really… – Greg, shut up.
好吧 OK.
爸爸 你敲门行吗？在我家不用敲 – Dad, you ever think of knocking? – Not in my own den.
你俩在干嘛？我得说发展到第二步了 – What are you two doing in here? – I'd say rounding second base.
这是格雷戈的房间 爸爸 现在是储藏室 – This is Greg's room, Dad. – We're gonna use it for storage.
格雷戈去黛比房 黛比去你房 Greg will stay in Debbie's room, and she'll bunk up with you tonight.
- 好 来吧 格雷戈 Fine. Come on, Greg.
- 我马上就来 OK. I'll be right up.
哦，很好 他们发现了你的行李箱 – Oh, good. They found your suitcase. – Yeah.
我不知道在礼服店发生了啥事 Hey, Jack, I don't quite know what happened back at the tux shop.
但希望你别误会 我对潘米拉的感情 If I've given you the wrong impression regarding Pam in any way, I'm sorry.
好吗？我只想对潘米拉好 OK? I have nothing but the best intentions with Pam, and I just…
实际上行李中有样东西… 我打算送给她 There's something in the suitcase here that I'm planning on giving her
我想… 象征着… that I think symbolizes…
…我对她爱的程度 …the level of my commitment to her.
假如没有得到她父亲的同意 我觉得要她戴上是不合适的 And I wouldn't feel right asking her to wear it without her father's permission.
你有没有冲过这个厕所？ – Jack? – Did you flush this toilet?
也许…也许是小黑冲的 Maybe. You know what? Maybe Jinx flushed it.
我昨晚见到 I saw little Jinxy come in last night,
小黑进来 去厕所方便 and he took a little squat and relieved himself.
小黑不会用这个厕所 它更不会冲 Jinx knows not to use that toilet, and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
冲了又会怎样？格雷戈护士 – What does it matter? – The matter, Greg, R.N.,
这厕所冲了不会停 is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs,
粪池差不多满了 而水又不断地流 and when you have a septic tank nearly full and a toilet running all night,
那你就有麻烦了 then you could have a hell of a problem.
伯恩先生？ Mr. Byrnes?
这不是我的工作 This was not part of my job description.
臭死了 好运气啊 伙计 Nice stench. You're really on a roll there, bud.
滚你 丹尼 Bite me, Denny!
这里20小时之后要举行婚礼 Listen to me. In 20 hours, I'm having a wedding here,
我要抽粪池 so I need my cesspool pumped now!
不是明天 现在！爸爸 发生了什么事？ – Not tomorrow. Now! – Dad, what's going on?
天啊！这是什么气味？ – Oh, my God! – What's that smell?
那气味 鲍比 是我们的大便 That smell, Bob, is our shit.
格雷戈使粪便泛滥 Focker flushed the toilet in the den, so the septic tank is overflowing.
我告诉过你不是我 是小黑 Jack, I told you. It wasn't me. It was Jinx.
我不想再跟你理论了 Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again!
小黑不会冲厕所！它是只猫啊！天啊！ Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat, for chrissakes!
它连姆指也没有！ The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.
- 喂 看看这个！- 凯文！ – Hey, look at this! – Kevo!
放在树那边 对吗？ Over by the tree, right?
不！别到草地来！ No. No, no, no. Not on the lawn!
别过来！- 别过草地！ Stay where you are. Not on the lawn!
- 凯文！不 不！ – Kevin, no! – No, no, no, no!
不 不！怎么回事？不！ – No, no, no! – What the heck?
我确实说过是个 I know that's what I said I wanted, that's what I wanted.
黑色的秀丽行李箱 It is a black Samsonite suitcase.
你没想过秀丽公司 What I'm saying is, do you think it's possible
可能财迷心窍 that the Samsonite people, in some crazy little scheme
多做一个行李箱吗？ to actually turn a profit, made more than one?
- 我想不会 先生 - 真的？你不认为会？ – I don't think so. – Really, you don't?
我再要一次你的行李领取号码 I am going to need your baggage claim number again.
小黑 别上来 Jinx, stop.
（“上马”绑带式假阳具）
我知道我签收了…别告诉我…什么？ – I know I signed for it. – I'm looking at your signature.
帮帮忙吧 我想跟你上司谈谈？ Do me a favor. Could I talk to your supervisor?
什么？ Excuse me?
- 你叫什么名字 - 阿桥 – What's your name? – Joy.
- 叫你上司来 - 他现在在休息 – Let me talk to your supervisor. – My supervisor is on a break.
他回来时叫他打电话给我 When he gets back, have him give me a call right away.
那件行李非常重要 – It's a very important bag. – I'm sure it is, sir.
小黑！ Jinx.
别问理由 我只要你照办 Don't ask me what it's for. I need you to do this thing.
我时间紧迫 你去做吧 Please, I'm in a time situation here, so just do it. I'll hold on.
- 好 发格雷戈？ – So the name's «Greg Focker»? – I don't know.
- 格雷戈或亚基 都找吧 Greg or Gregory. Run both names.
小黑！ Jinx.
过来 不！小黑 Come on. No. Jinx.
过来！小黑 Come here. Jinxy.
不 Mew, mew, mew. No. No.
小黑 他妈的！ Jinx. Oh, shit.
格雷戈根本没考过医学院 Greg didn't ace his med school boards.
他甚至都没拿过那该死的MCATs认证 He never even took the goddamn MCATs.
你叫人调查这个？ Oh, Jack, that's what you had your sources check out?
那么他别的考试如何？ What this poor boy did on some test scores?
我想他根本没有护士文凭 I bet he doesn't even have a real nursing degree.
很多人在医院工作 A lot of these hospital workers are pill poppers
只是为了容易拿到毒品 looking for easy access to ludes.
我们已经知道他吸魔龙了 We already know that he's been puffin' the magic dragon.
我早就知道小骗子在撒谎 I knew the little quack was lying.
小黑！过来 过来 小黑 Jinxy. Come here. Come here, little Jinxy head.
小黑猫猫 我不会伤害你的 Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat I won't hurt you
事实是格雷戈对你说谎 他没有 爸爸！ – The fact is, Greg lied to you. – He did not lie to me, Dad.
你应该知道真相 He lied to you, and I thought you should know the truth.
我不忍心看你受到伤害 I love you too much to see you get hurt.
我不管你的线人说什么 I don't care what your information says, Dad.
格雷戈考过医学院 知道吗？ Greg took the MCATs. OK?
妈… Holy…
妈的！ Shit!
不 不 No, no, no. No, no, no.
不 No!
妈的！ Holy…
上帝！ – No! – Oh, my God!
好 各位 退后！ All right, everybody. All right, stand back.
退后 退后！ Stay back. Stay back.
小心 小心！–噢，杰克！哦，天哪！ – Watch out. Watch out! – Oh, Jack! Oh, God!
着火了！快报警！快点！ We've got a fire! Somebody call 911 right away! Hurry up!
小黑 Jinxy! Jinxy!
我们全找遍了 找不到它 We've checked every yard, every car on the street. Nobody's seen him.
它也不在树上 He's not up in any of the trees, Jack.
- 没在那儿 We checked all the bedrooms. Jinx isn't up here.
- 邻居也没见过 Yeah, none of the neighbors have seen him either.
你想挤它的奶 是吧？混蛋！ You tried to milk him, didn't you, you sick son of a bitch!
爸爸 别说了 够了！ Dad, stop it. That's enough.
请冷静点 冷静？ – Honey, please calm down. – How can I calm down
还有十五分钟 if we're 15 minutes away from the wedding rehearsal
献戒指的不见了 and the ring bearer's missing?
- 谁献戒指？- 你爸没告诉你吗？ – What do you mean, «the ring bearer»? – Your daddy didn't tell you?
他教小黑沿走廊走 带着小枕头 He taught Jinx to walk down the aisle with this little pillow.
不是吧 爸爸 Oh, no. No, you didn't, Dad.
是 绑在颈上 Yeah, yeah. You put this around the neck,
丝带系着戒指 and these ribbons are for the rings.
上帝啊！ – That's adorable, Jack. – Oh, for chrissakes!
- 爸 That's great, Dad.
- 现在不能彩排了 Yeah, but now we have to postpone the rehearsal.
鲍比 你跟我来 拉里 你开车 Bob, you ride with me. Larry, you come with your car.
我们一小时内不回来 We're gonna canvass the neighborhood. Dee, ask O'Boyle to wait.
那就明早彩排 If we're not back in an hour, we'll reschedule for the morning.
杰克！–不！ – Jack! – No!
不能为了一只蠢猫取消彩排 We cannot cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat!
你怎么能这么说？那猫就像你兄弟 Stupid cat? How could you say that? That cat's been like a brother to you!
怎能让它流浪街头 没厕所？ We're supposed to let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?
- 爸 让格雷戈去找吧 - 什么？ – Dad, Greg'll find him. – What?
对 什么？那太好了 – Yeah, what? – Oh, that's wonderful.
好 好 丹尼？丹尼！ Fine. Fine. OK. Denny?
爸 我就在这里 – Denny? Denny? Denny! – Dad, I'm right here.
你现在暂替小黑 OK. You're gonna fill in as the ring bearer for now.
我才不戴那蠢枕头！ I'm not wearin' that stupid pillow thing on my head.
你他妈的一定要戴！ Oh, yes, you damn well will!
小黑 出来呀 小黑 来 Jinx! Jinx! Here, Jinx.
怎能让它没有厕所？ You just go and wander the streets without food, water or toilet? Fucker!
事实上 你可能要走运了 Actually, you may be in luck.
刚找到了一只喜玛拉雅猫 They brought in a Himalayan a little while ago.
就在那边 There he is.
老天爷 那就是小黑！ Holy shit, that's Jinx.
让我再看看照片 – Jinxy! – No, let me see that photo again.
想像它没戴那顶傻帽子 You gotta picture him without that stupid Santa cap.
小黑 不 – Come on, Jinxy. Jinxy! – No.
照片上你的猫尾巴全是黑色的 You see, in the picture, your cat has an all-black tail.
而这只稍是白的 – Yeah. – And this one has a white tip.
不是它 对不起 老兄 No, I'm sorry about that, chief.
看起来很像 是很像 – Looks just like him. – Almost.
除了尾巴稍之外 Except for that tail.
亲爱的亲友… Dearly beloved…
亲爱的亲友… 我们今天相聚一堂 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this beautiful day
参加鲍比医生… to join Dr. Robert Banks…
亲爱的亲友… 在这个美丽的日子里 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here on this beautiful day
我们欢聚一堂… …神圣的婚礼 to join Dr. Robert Banks and Debra Byrnes in holy matrimony.
在这个特别的日子 This is a special day…
他找到猫了！ He found him!
是它！ It's him! It's him!
我得看看这个 I gotta see this.
爸 是小黑！我的小宝贝！ – Look, Dad, it's Jinx. – Oh, my little baby!
我们找到你了 我们找到你了 太好了！ – We found you. We found you. – Greg, thank you so much.
- 干得好 格雷戈！- 几乎吓死我们了 嗯？ – Where did you find him? – Gave us a little scare, huh?
小黑 Jinxy.
为格雷戈干杯！为格雷戈干杯！ To Greg.
- 格雷戈呢？- 他在洗手间里 – Honey, where is Greg, anyway? – He's in the restroom.
对 我到处都找过了 Yes, I tried there. I've tried every shelter on the north shore, OK?
粽黑色的喜玛拉雅猫 尾巴全是黑色 He's a brown-and-black Himalayan with an all-black tail.
名叫小黑 好 你去找找 我再打来 Mr. Jinx. Yeah, OK. You go check. I'll call you back.
嗨 现时重要人物 – Hey, hey! It's the man of the hour. – Hey!
对不起 我得去探探尿神 Sorry, folks. Had to pay a little visit to the urinal fairy.
格雷戈 你找到猫真棒 Greg, nice work with the cat today.
谢谢 很高兴我能帮忙 Thanks, Jack. I'm just glad I could help out.
我们在地下室的话还没说完 We never did get to finish that little «convo» back in the den.
我还有话想跟你说 When you have a minute, there is still something I'd love to talk to you about.
我们回去后立刻谈 我答应你 We'll get right to it as soon as we get back. You have my word.
我要你保证 “信任圈” I'm gonna hold you to that. Circle of trust.
猜猜谁回到“信任圈”了？ Guess who's back in the circle of trust.
看看杰克！ Look at Jack!
可怜的凯文很孤单 Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely.
我请他跳舞 你说好吗？ Maybe I should ask him to dance. What do you think?
当然 他可以为你俩 削一个私人小舞池 Sure. I bet he could whittle a private little dance floor for the two of you.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
外面有些山毛榉 很方便 I saw some beech wood outside. He's very handy.
他的手又巧… 一个有技巧的手工匠 He's an extremely handy and crafty craftsman.
我不该那样说… I shouldn't paint him with that brush, but…
来吧 老实说 Come on. Seriously. Seriously.
你有点希望选了他吧 Part of you wishes you ended up with him.
是 他很有才华 可是我俩不会有结果 Yes, he's very talented, but it would've never worked out.
为什么不会？ Why not?
我从来没爱过凯文 I was never in love with Kevin.
我爱你 I'm in love with you.
- 是个好解释 - 是吗？ – That's a good explanation. – Think so?
- 你喜欢吗？- 我喜欢 Thought you'd like that.
我很高兴 – I do. – I'm glad.
小黑 我半小时前打过电话 No, Jinx. Mr. Jinx. I called you like half an hour ago.
好 我已…已经描述过了 OK, I already… I already described it. Airline.
航空公司 Messages.
是… 是…粽色的… It's, it's brown…
有一点黑色的…边 …with a little bit of black trim.
对 Yes.
请输入你的四位数字密码 Please enter your four-digit code.
喂 杰克 我是你邻居汉克 Jack, hi. It's Hank Macatee from next door.
你知道谁今天到我家来了？小黑 You'll never guess who wandered over here this afternoon. Mr. Jinx.
它没戴颈圈 但我认得它 Yeah, he's not wearing his collar, but I'm sure it's Jinxy.
回来后打个电话给我 Thought you might be worried, so just give me a jingle
我把它送过去 when you guys get home, and I'll bring the little rascal over.
请你继续找 OK, well, if you could just keep checking, please,
我再打来 谢谢 and I'll call you back later. Thanks.
- 找到了吗？- 没有 他们仍在找 – Any luck? – No, they're still looking.
杰克 这个派对真棒 Hey, Jack, this is a great party.
世上的事有时是…车到山前必有路 I guess sometimes these things come together in their own kooky sort of way.
就像你在动物收容所 Yeah, it's kind of like the way you found Jinxy.
找到小黑一样 哦 对 – You found him at that animal shelter? – Yeah, right.
- 它已经回家了 - 是的 – The important thing is he's home now. – Yes.
你了解那只猫吗？ Yeah. You know, there's something about that ball of fur
它真的令我很开心 that just puts a big smile on my face.
是 你没见过它的新把戏吧？ Yeah. You haven't seen any of his latest tricks, have you?
没有 No.
- 我给你看看 Well, when we get back, I'll show you.
- 不必今晚看 - 它可能累了 We don't have to do it tonight. He's had a long day. He's probably tired.
- 不 它想今晚表演 – I wouldn't want to… – I think he'd like to show you tonight.
宝贝儿 我来开吧 Why don't you give me the key and let me drive?
- 拉里 让我开好吗？ Hey, Larry. You know what? Why don't I drive?
- 好 注意！ – It's a very expensive car. – Good idea.
我一直想开奔驰车 I've always wanted to test-drive a Benz.
随便吧 发先生 Be my guest, Focker.
- 宝贝儿 你要干什么？- 拉里说我可以开 – Hey, sweetie, what are you doing? – Larry said I could drive.
- 走吧 快 快 - 再见 – Let's go. Hurry, hurry. All right. – Bye, guys.
谢谢你开车 格雷戈 – See you. – Thanks for driving.
- 这车比福特快吧？- 对 – Drives better than your Taurus, Greg? – Yeah.
- 上车吧 宝贝儿 Come on. Get in the car, honey. Let's go. Hurry up.
- 好 好 OK, OK.
哇 赶什么？ Whoa, nellie!
后面人人坐得舒服吗？ Everybody comfortable back there?
你开起车来像野人似的！ 就这样 伙计！ You're a real wild man at that wheel there.
后面扣好安全带了吗？ You got your seat belts on back there? Get your seat belts on.
天啊 格雷戈！ Oh, Jesus, Focker!
- 悠着点儿！ – You're driving like a maniac! – Focker, take it easy!
- 开奔驰就像做梦 不要变成噩梦 – Benz drives like a dream, Lar. – Let's not make it a nightmare, huh?
杰克在那里 Oh, there's Jack.
喂 杰克 Hey, Jackie.
你想玩吗 阿伯？我们玩吧 You wanna play, pops? Let's play.
好了 格雷戈… OK, now, Greg? Greg?
格雷戈…别… Greg, no!
一切都好吧 宝贝儿？都好 只想好好玩玩 – Is everything OK, honey? – Yeah, just trying to make good time.
你在搞什么鬼？ What the heck is the matter with you?
我们很快就到家了 All right. We're gonna be home. We're gonna get home.
很快就到家了 Very soon, we're gonna get home.
这不是高速公路 格雷戈 It's not the Autobahn. Come on, Greg!
天哪！ Jesus!
也许你应该开 – Maybe you should drive after all. – We're OK.
好了 All right.
不 我们没事 Oh, no. No, please.
- 好！- 杰克刚转了弯 – Yes! – Jack just turned.
你应该在灯那儿左转 法克 You were supposed to make that left at the light, Focker.
我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick.
他要去哪里？ Where does he think he's going?
到家了 到家了 谢天谢地 – Home, home, home. – What a wild ride.
谁给他的钥匙？ Who gave him the keys?
好 我们下来了 – OK, we're out. – I'm gonna get out on your side, honey.
- 他有执照吗？- 有 谋杀执照 – I wonder if he has a license. – Yeah, a license to kill.
大家加油 Come on, everybody.
开得好 赛车手 疯子！ Hey, nice driving, Mario!
你是个疯子！别惹他 You're a lunatic!
快点，琳达！ Come on, Linda!
到底是什么…-哦，天哪 – What in the world… – Oh, my…
哦，裙子！ Oh, the dress!
- 都是猫干的 - 那只猫！ It was the cat! Goddamn you!
爸爸！他妈的 小黑 我要…！ – Dad, Dad… Dad! Dad! – Jinx, I'm gonna…
爸爸！嗨 冷静点儿！ Calm down!
猫在哪儿？！- 猫出去了！出去了！- 好… – Where's the cat? – Cat got out! Cat got out, Jack!
你把尾巴喷成黑色扮作小黑 You spray-painted his tail to make him look like Jinxy, didn't you, Focker?
他在说什么？ Greg, what's he talking about?
汉克打电话说他找到小黑了 Hank Macatee called me a couple of hours ago and told me he found Jinxy.
他给它戴上小黑的颈圈 He took his collar and put it on an impostor.
然后喷黑了尾巴 He spray-painted his tail, then tried to beat us back here so that
他想比我们早到家 消灭证据 不 他… – he could get rid of the evidence. – Oh, no.
请你告诉我这不是真的 格雷戈 Please tell me that's not true, Greg.
那只是我找到小黑前的 权宜之计 It was just a temporary solution until I could find the real Jinx.
你怎么可以做这种事？ How could you do something like that?
对不起 你还要说点儿什么？ – I'm sorry. – What are you going to tell me next?
放火烧了祭坛？ That you set Kevin's altar on fire?
我的天！ Oh, my God.
我不是故意的 我追…小黑… Well, it wasn't intentional. I was chasing Jinx up onto the roof.
我抽了支烟 也许烧着了什么 I had a smoke, and I think I might have lit something that…
我不知道…他给祭坛上了那么多漆… I don't know what happened. He put so much goddamn lacquer on that thing.
这很容易引起意外的！这真令人失望 – It was an accident waiting to happen. – This is very disappointing, Greg.
格雷戈 你给我滚 法克 带走你的朋友 Get out of my house, Focker, and take your friend with you.
你对我说的全是谎话 So you lied to me about everything, Greg?
猫、火灾… - 医学院考试… You lied about the cat, the fire, about the MCATs.
- 那我没撒谎 I didn't lie about the MCATs. Don't you see what's happening here?
你爸已让你不信任我了 不是我让她 – Your dad has turned you against me. – I didn't turn her against you.
是你自己让她这样 You did that to yourself.
从一进门你就不喜欢我 Jack, please. You didn't like me from the second I walked in here.
我是个包容的人 I'm a very accepting person, Focker.
我要求的只是诚实 诚实？ – All I ask for is honesty. – Oh, honesty?
你想谈真相和诚实吗？ You wanna talk about truth and honesty, Jack?
让我们谈谈真相和诚实吧 OK, let's talk a little truth and honesty.
苏梅岛行动计划… - 杰克 Let's talk a little «Operation Ko Samui,» Jack.
- 他在说什么 爸爸？ What's he talking about, Dad?
我想这个圈子里 Yeah, that's weird, 'cause I thought there weren't any secrets
没有秘密 inside the circle of trust, Jack.
- 我不明白你的意思 I don't know what you're talking about.
- 你知道吗？猫吃了你的舌头？ You don't? What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
婚礼翌日你爸 Hey, Pam, guess what. Daddy's planning
在泰国 有个秘密计划 a little covert operation in Thailand for the day after the wedding.
你有计划？ You are?
风水轮流转 杰克 Round and round we go, Jack. Hey.
现在人人都想听听 I bet everybody would love to hear about your rendezvous
你在停车场 in the parking lot of the Oyster Bay Drug and Sundrie.
跟给你护照和文件那人的谈话 You know what I'm talking about. Where the guy gave you the passports
还有你那泰语电话 and the documents. Or how about your little phone call in Thai?
杰克不会说泰语 – Jack can't talk Thai. – Oh, no, Dina.
他会 说得可好呢 Jack can talk Thai. Jack talk Thai very well.
很抱歉 不过你爸并未退休 I'm sorry, Pam, but your dad is not retired.
他还像在中央情报局那样活跃 He's still very much in the CIA.
爸爸？ – Daddy. What… – He's right.
他说得对…我承认我隐瞒不了了 He's right. My cover's blown.
我…搞了个婚礼翌日秘密行动 I am planning a secret operation the day after the wedding.
什么？ What?
黛比和鲍比惊喜的蜜月 A surprise honeymoon for Deb and Bob.
你这个笨蛋杂种 被你搅了 You stupid son of a bitch! You just blew it!
什么？ What?
苏梅岛是泰国的一个小岛 Ko Samui is an island off the coast of Thailand!
停车场那个人是旅行社职员 That guy I was meeting in the parking lot is Thor Svenson, my travel agent.
他把他们的签证给我 He was giving me their visas.
啊 泰国 多谢你 太棒了… Wow, Thailand. Thanks a lot, J.B. That's something.
不用客气 我只是… Don't mention it. I just…
如果护士干不来 You know, if this nursing thing doesn't work out, Focker,
你当间谍一定很出色 I'd say you definitely have a career in espionage.
谢谢 格雷戈 Thanks, Greg.
我想我现在去机场好了 Well, I guess I'm gonna go to the airport now.
我猜你要留下来？ I guess you're gonna stay here.
潘米拉 我… 没什么 Pam, I…
没事儿 干罗德…法克？（Gaylord Focker 意译：搞基·操） – Gaylord M. Focker? – Gaylord? Gaylord?
我就是 Yeah, that's me.
- 我想你叫格雷戈？- 是格雷戈 – I thought your name was Greg. – It is.
- 表格上的名字不是 - 那是我的真名 – That's not what it says on the form. – I know.
3年级起就不用了 It's my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
叫什么都一样 Whatever.
等等 那么你的名字是 干罗德·法克？（囧 名字） Wait, wait, wait, wait. So your name's Gay Focker?
- 丹尼 - 对不起 – Denny. – I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just…
这实在不是个正常的名字 It's not a normal name.
现在看看你做了什么 –哦，爸爸 – Come on. Now look what you've done. – Oh, Pammy.
别…别走开 Don't… Don't go away.
你很走运 班机还有位子… You're in luck. There is room.
星期六不停留的话 票价差别是 1千1百37块1毛1分 And without a Saturday stay-over, that fare difference will be $1,137.11.
- 你要订位子吗？- 要 好 – Did you want me to book you the seat? – OK. All right.
有行李要托运吗？ Did you want to check any bags today?
（亲爱的潘米拉 希望有用 医学分97）
一个迎宾就够了 对吗？ We should be all right with only one usher, don't you think?
我觉得可能不够 杰克 I'm not so sure, Jack.
你也许想看看这个 Thought you might like to see this.
- 你怎样得到的？- 我也有线人呀 – How did you get this? – Oh, I have my sources, too.
我打电话给基罗… 格雷戈在底特律的父母 I called Gaylord, aka Greg's parents in Detroit.
他们也有他大学入学的成绩 They saved his SAT scores too, in case you're interested.
他考试成绩好坏没有关系 Oh, honey. It… That doesn't matter if he did well on some test.
看看这个地方！ What does that prove? Look at this place!
因为他撒谎几乎毁了婚礼！ He almost destroyed the wedding because he lied!
我爱你 爸爸… 但你有时真可恨 I love you, Daddy, but you can be a real jerk sometimes.
他考过了医学院 还是配不上潘米拉 So what if he took the MCATs? He's still not good enough for Pam.
谁 杰克？ Who is, Jack?
一直没有人能配上你的潘米拉 Nobody has ever been good enough for your Pam.
你知道凯文与潘米拉分手前 I mean, do you realize that you never even warmed up to Kevin
你一直对他很冷淡 until she broke up with him?
也许该想想潘米拉的需求了 Maybe it's time you think about what Pam wants.
格雷戈 是我 Greg, it's me.
我想你一定上了飞机 I'm sure you're in the air by now,
你回家后便会听到这段话 so I guess you'll just get this when you get home.
听着 我很抱歉 Listen, I am so sorry.
我的行为完全像个白痴… 希望你能够原谅我 I acted like a complete idiot, and I hope that you can forgive me.
我是说…才不管什么… 火灾 猫… I mean, I don't care about the fire or the cat or…
我是说 我不相信你真…喷猫尾巴… I mean, I can't believe you actually spray-painted a cat.
那真…蛮恶心的 但是… That's actually really gross, but the point is that…
我明白你为什么会… …that I understand why you did it, and…
我爱你 我想让你知道我真的… …and I love you. I want you to know that I really…
真的爱你 所以… I really, really love you, and…
你听到后 打电话给我？ 好 再见 When you get this, will you please call me? OK. Bye.
我要一名乘客的资料 Marty, listen, I need a commercial flight ID scan.
从纽约飞往芝加哥的 Interstate from New York La Guardia to Chicago.
4小时内 Four-hour sweeps, backwards and forwards.
姓：法克- 奥斯卡- 察里- 其乐 Last name: Foxtrot, Oscar, Charlie, Kilo, Echo, Romeo.
名叫：海湾- 阿拉法- 基罗… First name: Golf, Alpha, Yankee, Lima…
美大西洋公司航班27 2点35分起飞 Gaylord Focker on Atlantic American flight 27, departs 2:35.
- 2点35分？- 对啊 23分钟 – 2:35? Twenty-three minutes. Thanks. – Affirmative.
旅途愉快 谢谢 – Enjoy your flight. – Thanks.
你好 Hello.
现在是第9排以后的登机 请你等等 I'm sorry. We're only boarding rows nine and above right now.
我是第8排的 – You'll have to wait. – Well, I'm in row eight.
- 请靠边 差一排 Please step aside, sir.
- 就差一排 我… It's just one row. Don't you think it's OK if I…
很快就叫到你了 We'll call your row momentarily.
请让一下 先生 Step aside, sir.
多谢等候 其余的人可以登机了 Thank you for waiting. We'd like to continue boarding the aircraft now.
我们现在要登机了 We're now boarding all rows, please. All remaining rows.
你好 Hello.
旅途愉快 Enjoy your flight.
对不起 Excuse me.
急什么？ OK, where's the fire, huh?
你能把枕头递给我吗？ Will you hand me a pillow over there?
- 先生 你的行李要托运 - 我塞进去了 – You're gonna have to check that. – I got it.
不 你的行李太大了 – No, I'm sorry. That bag won't fit. – No, I'm not… hey.
- 我不托运 - 你用不着那么大声音 – I'm not checking my bag, OK? – There's no need to raise your voice.
我没有大声 这样才是大声 I'm not raising my voice. This would be raising my voice to you, OK?
我的行李不托运 I don't want to check my bag.
你们公司吞食行李 By the way, your airline, you suck at checking bags.
我托运过 丢了 Because I already did that once, and you lost it,
我什么都搞砸了 and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me.
我确保你的行李 – OK? – I can assure you that your bag
在舱内安全无恙 will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage.
你怎么知道我的行李 在舱内会安全？ Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage?
你要亲自拎去放到那里吗？ Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane?
你现在下机 放我的行李？ Gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there?
- 不 - 那 闭上嘴 – No. – No? OK. Then shut your pie hole
听我说 and listen to me when I say that I am finished
这个行李话题已经谈完了！ with the checking-of-the-bags conversation!
先生 这么大的行李… Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we…
好 别用你那对脏爪子 碰我的行李！ Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, OK?
我又不是匿藏炸弹 炸毁飞机！ Not like I have a bomb in here, it's not like I want to blow up the plane.
我只是想按规定放好行李！ I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations.
先生！先生！你要是花点时间 – Sir, sir… – If you would take a second
把耳朵掏干净 and take the little sticks out of your head and clean out your ears,
也许你就会明白 maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings,
我想要做的 and all I have to do is do what I wanna do!
我只是想保住行李 不想听你啰嗦 All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you!
唯一拿到我行李的方法 The only way that I would ever let go of my bag
就是你过来 would be if you came over here now
从我这僵死的手指中撬出来 and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers.
你要是能抢走 那就抢走吧 OK? If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can come and have it.
否则 滚开 母狗！ OK? Otherwise, step off, bitch.
放开我！放开我！ Get off of me! Get off of me!
把你们… – You got him? – Yeah.
喂！这里不能停车 Hey! You can't leave your vehicle unattended.
那就拖走吧 So tow it.
一机人都说你威胁空姐 I've got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess.
我没有威胁她 I was not threatening her.
我只是想把行李放好！ I was trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing.
还用炸弹吓她！ You were acting like a maniac, and you threatened her with a bomb!
- 没有 - 你说过炸弹！ – I said I didn't have a bomb! – You said «bomb.»
- 我没有炸弹！- 你说过炸弹！ – I said, «It's not like I have a bomb.» – You said «bomb» on an airplane.
- 那又怎么样？- 在飞机上不能说炸弹 – What's wrong with saying «bomb»? – You can't say «bomb» on an airplane.
炸弹 炸弹 炸弹！ - 要逮捕我吗？ Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb! You gonna arrest me?
- 你骚扰空姐…我带炸弹了呢？ – You assaulted an airline employee… – What if I was a bombardier?
我有足够的理由把你关几年！ I got enough to put you away for a few years!
诺门 - 来了位专家 Norm. Take five. I got a specialist here.
- 再见 诺门 Bye, Norm.
倒霉 你怎么在这儿？ Oh, shit. How'd you get here?
我无处不在 法克 - 我什么也没做 杰克 – I'm everywhere, Focker. – I didn't do anything, Jack.
- 我知道 Yeah, I know.
那告诉他们我不是恐怖分子 Well, then tell these guys that I'm not a terrorist.
你先回答我的问题 我再帮你 I'm not gonna tell anybody anything until you answer some questions.
不想蹲牢房 Unless you want to spend the next years of your life in prison,
就老实回答我 you better goddamn well tell me the truth.
不准再撒谎 明白吗？ No more lies. You understand? No more lies.
- 是你让他们这样？- 回答问题 – Did you do this? – Just answer the questions.
- 是你把我抓下飞机的？ – Have me taken off that airplane? – Answer the question.
- 手放在这里 你真讨厌 知道吗？ – Put your hands over there. That's it. – You're sick, you know that?
你叫“干罗德”吗？是还是不是？ Is your name Gaylord Focker? Yes or no?
- 你吸毒上瘾吗？- 不 – Yes. – Are you a pothead?
- 你吸过大麻没有？ – No. – Have you ever smoked pot?
- 吸过 Yes.
你喷过猫尾巴让它扮小黑吗？ Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx?
喷过 Yes.
- 你想得到我的好感吗？ Because you desperately were seeking my approval?
- 是的 - 因为你爱潘米拉吗？ – Yes. – Because you love my daughter Pam?
- 是的 你要娶她吗？ – Yes. – Do you wanna marry her?
你要娶她吗？ Do you want to marry her?
我曾经想过 在我见到你之前 I did, until I met you.
这是什么意思？ What does that mean?
我爱你女儿 胜过一切 I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything.
但老实说 我很怕做你女婿 But frankly, sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law.
这个周末令我怀疑 This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts
我能否在你家中生存 about whether or not I could even survive in your family.
我想你有严重的问题 I think you've got some serious issues.
如果我放松点儿 你会娶我女儿吗？ If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter?
你会放松很多吗？ Would you lighten up a lot?
- 嗯… - 会还是不会？ – Yeah. – Yes or no?
会 你会放任我们 – Yes. – Would you let me and Pam
不干预我俩的生活吗？ live our lives and not interfere all the time?
我答应不多干预 I promise not to interfere in your lives all the time.
你会停止取笑我是护士吗？ Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse?
你是否至少考虑一下转行？ Could you at least try, maybe, to consider another profession?
- 杰克 会还是不会？- 转行？ – Jack, yes or no? – Ever?
- 不 - 那么 好吧 – No! – OK, yes.
- 你让我俩一起过夜吗？ Would you let me and Pam sleep in the same room?
- 别逼人太甚 法克 你本人一塌糊涂 Don't push it, Focker. You're in a real mess.
你会真心 If you married my daughter, would you support her
对待我女儿吗？ in the way that she deserves to be supported?
会 Yes.
你会对她诚实忠心吗？ Would you be honest and faithful to her?
会 Yes.
你余生能只爱她一个人吗？ Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life?
当然 Of course.
干罗德… Gaylord Focker…
你愿意做我的女婿吗？ …will you be my son-in-law?
格雷戈 我以为你回芝加哥了 Greg? I thought you were going back to Chicago.
对 可是飞机有点问题 Yeah, well, we had a little plane trouble.
而且 你爸爸去机场找我 Plus, your dad caught up with me at the airport.
别担心…没事儿 我们解决了我们间不少的问题 No. Don't worry. It's OK. We worked out a lot of our issues.
你们解决了你们间不少的问题 You and my dad worked out a lot of your issues?
首先他对我测谎 我及格了 Yeah. First he gave me his little human lie detector thing, but I passed.
- 好 Good.
- 对 然后… Yeah, and…
他向我…求婚 …then he proposed.
你没事儿吧？ Are you feeling all right?
听着…这个周末是场噩梦 我本来精心策划 Listen. This weekend was a nightmare. I had this whole elaborate plan,
可是… 给了你妹妹一个黑眼圈… and then somewhere between giving your sister a black eye
放火烧屋 一切都失控了 and setting the house on fire, it kind of went off track.
只是我…我爱你 我太爱你了 I just… I love you. I love you so much.
我跟你在一起生命才有意义 And our world just makes sense when I'm with you.
我想他快要行动了 I think he's about to do it, Jack.
来吧 亲爱的 给他们点隐私 Come on, honey. Give 'em some privacy.
如果我俩能够挨过 And I think if we can get through
过去的48小时 我们什么都能克服 what we got through in the last 48 hours, we could get through anything.
我也是这么想 I think so, too.
- 我不… - 等等 等等… – And, Greg, I don't… – Wait. Hang on a second.
小黑 Mr. Jinx?
喂 小黑… Hi, Jinx…
是只戒指 That's a ring.
我喜欢想像 这是个小小的信任圈 I like to think of it as a little circle of trust.
潘米拉 Pam?
- 嫁给我好吗？- 好！ – Will you marry me? – Yes.
好！ 好！ Yes.
好！ Yes.
干得好 格雷戈 Attaboy, Greg!
那信任圈的主意 是我想出来的 That «circle of trust» thing? That's mine.
…我们又要计划另一场婚礼了 Well, looks like we got another wedding to plan.
对 还有一件事要做 Yep. Just gotta do one more thing. What's that?
- 什么事？- 见他的父母 Meet his parents.
- 杰克… - 放松点儿 – Jack… – Honey, relax.
我肯定他们是好人 I'm sure they're wonderful, fascinating people.
晚安 杰克 Good night, Jack.
他们一定是好人 给儿子起名格雷戈·法克 I mean, they'd have to be, right? To name their son Gaylord Focker.
黛比·伯恩 你愿意鲍比·班克斯… Do you, Debra Byrnes, take Robert Banks
- 作你合法的丈夫吗？- 是的 我是说 愿意 – to be your lawfully wedded husband? – Yes. I mean, I do.
我现在宣布你俩成为夫妻 I now pronounce you man and wife.
我们看看你到底 会不会冲厕所 小黑 Let's just see if you really can flush the toilet, Jinxy.
我就知道 I knew it.
噢 混蛋！ Shit!
我早就知道 该死！ – I knew it. – Damn it!
那是我未来女婿 怎么样？ That's my future son-in-law. What do you think?
喂 杰克 Hello, Jack.
看看 杰克 喂！ Oh, look at that. Nice, Jack. Hi.
那是什么 杰克？什么？你这个中情局大能人 What's that, Jack? What? You're a big, bad CIA man, huh?
这是中情局教的吗？是他们教你的吗？ They teach you that in the CIA? They teach you that?
噢 那是什么？杰克 Oh, yeah. What's that, Jack?
你以为喷烟 只是魔龙的名字吗？ What? Yeah, you thought Puff was just the name of the boy's magical dragon?
你的理解力未免太差了吧？ Not too quick on the uptake, huh, Jack?
为什么不问丹尼谁在喷烟？ Why don't you ask Denny who's puffin' the magic dragon?
神奇吧 人体测谎机 Not onto that one, huh? Surprising for a big CIA pulse detector.
就这个问题测测我的脉搏吧 Hey, hey, check my pulse on this question, Jack.
我是否认为你是疯子？是！ Do I think you're a psycho? Yes.
什么？你喜欢我的…小礼物？ What? Oh, you like my little gift?
什么？耶路撒冷什么？ What? The Jerusalem what?
听不清 耶路撒冷郁金香？ What? I can't hear you. Jerusalem toodle-oo-poosey, poosley-loo?
什么？你他妈对花一窍不通？ What? What? Oh, you don't know shit about flowers.
那是什么？你要我做什么？ What's that? You want me to what?
有问题？当然… You have another question? Sure. I got one question for you.
就是：你能应付这个吗？ It's… Can you deal with that?
♪ When you're a fool in love
♪ Seems like the skies are atways gray ♪
♪ You turn around, there's someone in your way ♪
♪ And it's you ♪
♪ And you're in love ♪
♪ Never another spring for you ♪
♪ Never a robin to sing for you ♪
♪ You're out there on your own ♪
♪ When you're a fool ♪
♪ In love ♪
♪ Quand tu es fou d'amour ♪
♪ Le ciel parait toujours plus bleu ♪
♪ Tu te retournes y'a quelqu'un qui te gene ♪
♪ Mais c'est toi, tu es amoureuX ♪
♪ Jamais un autre printemps pour toi ♪
♪ Jamais les oiseauX chanteront pour toi ♪
♪ Tu es tout perdu tout seul ♪
♪ Quand tu es fou d'amour ♪
♪ Des fois tu crois voir ta chance tourner ♪
♪ Devant toi surgit un arc-en-ciel ♪
♪ Mais quand tu es fou d'amour ♪
♪ Tu restes fou jusqu'au dernier jour ♪
♪ Never another spring for you ♪
♪ Jamais les oiseauX chanteront pour toi ♪
♪ You're out there on your own ♪
♪ When you're a fool in love ♪