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爱丽丝梦游仙境
查理斯，你失去理智了 Charles, you have finally lost your senses.
这种冒险是不可能的 This venture is impossible.
也许吧，先生们但是，把不可能变成可能的最好办法就是… For some. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the impossible
…相信它是可能的 is to believe it is possible.
这种想法会毁掉你的 That kind of thinking could ruin you.
我不会放过这个机会的 I'm willing to take that chance.
想象下在仰光、曼谷、雅加达的那些商栈吧… Imagine trading posts in Rangoon, Bangkok, Jakarta...
又做恶梦了？ The nightmare again?
我马上回来 I won't be long.
我掉进一个黑洞里 I'm falling down a dark hole,
然后看到许多奇怪的生物 then I see strange creatures.
什么样的生物？ What kind of creatures?
哦，有一只渡渡鸟一只穿马甲的兔子、一只微笑的猫 Well, there's a dodo bird, a rabbit in a waistcoat, a smiling cat.
我没听见过猫能笑 I didn't know cats could smile.
我也没听过 (SIGHING) Neither did I.
还有只蓝色毛毛虫 And there's a blue caterpillar.
蓝色毛毛虫 Blue caterpillar.
嗯 Hmm.
你以为我发疯了吗？ Do you think I've gone round the bend?
恐怕是的你疯了、傻了、神经不正常了 I'm afraid so. You're mad, bonkers, off your head.
但我告诉你一个秘密所有的最棒的人都是这样的 But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
(LAUGHING)
这只是一个梦，爱丽丝没有什么会伤害到你的 It's only a dream, Alice. Nothing can harm you there.
但是如果真被吓着了，你可以马上醒来就这样… But if you get too frightened, you can always wake up. Like this.
噢 (LAUGHING) Ow!
(SIGHING)
十三年 后
我们非去不可吗？ Must we go?
我们不去也许他们都不会注意到吧 Doubt they'll notice if we never arrive.
他们会注意到的 They will notice.
你的胸衣呢？ Where's your corset?
而且还没穿长袜 And no stockings.
我不喜欢穿 I'm against them.
但是你的穿戴不正确 But you're not properly dressed.
谁能决定什么才是正确的？ Who's to say what is proper?
要是别人说在头上戴条鳕鱼才是“正确”的呢？ What if it was agreed that "proper" was wearing a codfish on your head?
- 那么你也会那么穿戴吗？- 爱丽丝 - Would you wear it? - Alice.
对我来说，胸衣就和鳕鱼一样可笑 To me, a corset is like a codfish.
拜托了，至少今天别这样 Please, not today.
要是父亲也会笑的 Father would have laughed.
对不起，我累了，我昨晚没睡好 I'm sorry. I'm tired. I didn't sleep well last night.
你又做恶梦了吗？ Did you have bad dreams again?
总是那一个梦 Only one.
从我记得开始，每次都是一样的 It's always the same, ever since I can remember.
你觉得这正常吗？ Do you think that's normal?
绝大部分人都不会做同样的梦，不是吗？ Don't most people have different dreams?
我不知道 I don't know.
戴上这个，你很漂亮 There. You're beautiful.
现在能不能给我一个微笑？ Now, can you manage a smile?
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
终于到了，我还以为你们不会来了呢 At last. We thought you'd never arrive.
爱丽丝，哈米什正等着和你跳舞呢，去吧 Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you. Go.
你也知道已经过了4:00了 You do realize it's well past 4:00.
现在一切都得赶快了 Now everything will have to be rushed through.
- 对不起- 哦，别介意 - I am sorry. - Oh, never mind!
原谅我妻子吧，她计划这个宴会已经20年了 Forgive my wife. She's been planning this affair for over 20 years.
要是查理斯在这该多好… If only Charles were here...
我深表遗憾 My condolences.
我也经常想念你的丈夫他是个有眼光的人 I think of your husband often. He was truly a man of vision.
我只希望你不要认为我利用了你的不幸 I hope you don't think I've taken advantage of your misfortunes.
当然不会，我很高兴你买下了他的公司 Of course not. I'm pleased that you purchased the company.
我真是个傻瓜有机会的时候没有投资他的疯狂冒险 I was a fool for not investing in his mad venture when I had the chance.
查理斯也会这样想的 Charles thought so, too.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
哈米什，你跳方阵舞就从来没有厌倦过吗？ Hamish, do you ever tire of quadrille?
相反，我觉得它让人精神振奋 On the contrary. I find it invigorating.
(LAUGHS)
我让你觉得好笑了？ Do I amuse you?
不 No.
我突然想到，要是所有女人穿长裤 I had a sudden vision of all the ladies in trousers
而男人穿裙子该有多好笑 and the men wearing dresses.
我觉得你最好多想想自己 I think you'll do best to keep your visions to yourself.
有什么拿不准的就保持沉默 When in doubt, remain silent.
(GEESE HONKING)
(GASPS)
抱歉，先生，金斯利小姐今天有点分心了 Pardon us, sir. Miss Kingsleigh is distracted today.
你怎么搞的？ Where's your head?
我在想飞是什么样的感觉 I was wondering what it would be like to fly.
你为什么总是浪费时间想些不可思议的事？ Why would you spend your time thinking about such an impossible thing?
为什么不行？ Why wouldn't I?
我父亲说他有时候可以在早餐前一下相信六件不可思议的事 My father said he sometimes believed in six impossible things before breakfast.
跟我来 (SOFTLY) Come along.
爱丽丝，10分钟后准时到露台下见我 Alice, meet me under the gazebo in precisely 10 minutes.
(FAITH EXHALING EX CITEDLY)
我们有个秘密要告诉你 We have a secret to tell you.
如果告诉我就不是秘密了 If you're telling me, then it's not much of a secret.
- 也许我们不该说- 但我们还是决定说出来 - Perhaps we shouldn't. - We decided we should.
如果我们告诉她，等下她就不会惊喜了 If we tell her, she won't be surprised.
- 你还会惊喜吗？- 如果你告诉我就不会了 - Will you be surprised? - Not if you tell me.
但是既然你们已经提到了，那就说出来吧 But now you've brought it up, you have to.
- 不，我们不说- 实际上，我们不会说的 - No, we don't. - In fact, we won't.
我想如果你们母亲知道你们俩在哈福新斯池塘里裸泳的话… I wonder if your mother knows that you two swim naked in the Havershims' pond.
- 你不会说的- 哦，但是我会说的 - You wouldn't. - Oh, but I would.
你们母亲就在那里 There's your mother right now.
哈米什将向你求婚 Hamish is going to ask for your hand.
你们毁了这个惊喜 You've ruined the surprise!
我想掐死她们 I could strangle them!
每个人都费尽心思保守这个秘密 Everyone went to so much effort to keep the secret.
每个人都知道了吗？ Does everyone know?
他们都为这个来的，这是你的订婚宴会 It's why they've all come. This is your engagement party.
哈米什将在露台下向你求婚当你答应“我愿意”的时候… Hamish will ask you under the gazebo. When you say yes...
但是我还不知道要不要嫁给哈米什 But I don't know if I want to marry Hamish.
那么你想嫁给谁呢？你找不到比贵族更好的了吧 Who, then? You won't do better than a lord.
你很快就20岁了你的脸蛋不会漂亮一辈子的 You'll soon be 20, Alice. That pretty face won't last forever.
你不想最后和伊莫金姑姑一样吧 You don't want to end up like Aunt lmogene.
你也不想成为你母亲的负担吧，对吗？ And you don't want to be a burden on Mother, do you?
不 No.
那么你就该嫁给哈米什 So you'll marry Hamish.
你会快乐的，就像我和洛厄尔一样 You will be as happy as I am with Lowell,
你的生活会完美的 and your life will be perfect.
一切都被安排好了 It's already decided.
爱丽丝，亲爱的 Alice, dear.
我得走开了 I'll leave you to it.
我们去花园里走一走好吗？就我和你 Shall we take a leisurely stroll through the garden, just you and me?
你知道我一直担心的是什么吗？ Do you know what I've always dreaded?
贵族地位的没落？ The decline of the aristocracy?
我担心的是生个丑孙子但是你很可爱 Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely.
你注定要生一个小…蠢货！ You're bound to produce little... Imbeciles!
这些蠢货园丁居然种的白玫瑰 The gardeners have planted white roses
我特意交代过要红的 when I specifically asked for red.
你可以把玫瑰涂成红色的 You could always paint the roses red.
这个说法还真奇怪 What an odd thing to say.
你知道我儿子消化不良 You should know that my son has extremely delicate digestion.
(RUSTLING)
- 你看到了吗？- 什么？ - Did you see that? - See what?
- 我想是只兔子- 肮脏的东西 - It was a rabbit, I think. - Nasty things.
我应该弄只狗来的 I do enjoy setting the dogs on them.
如果你给哈米什吃错了东西他肠胃就会塞住不通的 If you serve Hamish the wrong foods, he could get a blockage.
(RUSTLING)
这次你看到了吗？ Did you see it that time?
- 看到什么？- 兔子 - See what? - The rabbit.
别嚷嚷 Don't shout.
集中注意力哈米什说过你很容易分心 Now, pay attention. Hamish said you were easily distracted.
- 我刚刚说到什么了？- 哈米什的塞子 - What was I saying? - Hamish has a blockage.
我真的很感兴趣，但是我得失陪一下 I couldn't be more interested, but you'll have to excuse me.
伊莫金姑姑 Aunt lmogene.
我觉得我疯了我老看见一只穿着马甲的兔子 I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.
别用你幻想的兔子来打扰我 I can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now.
我在等我的未婚夫 I'm waiting for my fiancé.
- 你有未婚夫？- 哼哼 - You have a fiancé? - Hmm.
(RUSTLING)
那里！你看到了吗？ There! Did you see it?
他是个王子 He's a prince.
但是他不能和我结婚，除非他放弃王位 But, alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne.
这真是个悲剧啊，不是吗？ It's tragic, isn't it?
是的 Very.
洛厄尔？ Lowell?
爱丽丝，我们刚刚只是… Alice. We were just...
哈蒂是个老朋友 Hattie's an old friend.
我看到你们很亲密 I can see you're very close.
你不会告诉姐姐的，对吗？ Look, you won't mention this to your sister, will you?
我不知道，我很困惑，我需要时间考虑 I don't know. I'm confused. I need time to think.
那就替玛格丽特想想吧，你要是告诉她她就再也不相信我了 Well, think about Margaret. She'd never trust me again.
你不想毁了她的婚姻吧，对吗？ You don't want to ruin her marriage, do you?
是我吗？ Me?
我可不是某个背着她偷腥的人 But I'm not the one who's sneaking around behind her back.
你在这里 There you are.
爱丽丝·金斯利 Alice Kingsleigh...
哈米什 Hamish.
怎么啦？ What is it?
你肩膀上有只毛毛虫 You have a caterpillar on your shoulder.
哦 Ew.
别伤害它 Don't hurt it.
你要记得洗手 You'll want to wash that finger.
爱丽丝·金斯利 Alice Kingsleigh,
你愿意成为我的妻子吗？ will you be my wife?
哦 Well,
每个人都希望我答应 everyone expects me to,
你也是个贵族 and you're a lord.
我的容貌不能保持永久我不能最后变的像… My face won't last, and I don't want to end up like...
但这发生的太快了，我… But this is happening so quickly. I...
我想我… I think I...
(WATCH TICKING)
我想我… I think I...
我需要点时间 I need a moment.
(WATCH TICKING)
喂 Hello.
(ALICE SCREAMING)
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(EX CLAIMS)
(SCREAMING)
(RATTLING)
(GROANS)
(RATTLING)
喝下我
(SNIFFING)
这只是一个梦 It's only a dream.
(COUGHING)
你说过她还记得第一次来这里的事情的 DODO: You'd think she would remember all this from the first time.
你带错一个爱丽丝来了 MALLY: You've brought the wrong Alice.
不，就是她，我确定 McTWISP: No, she's the right one. I'm certain of it.
吃下我
(CLOTH TEARING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
她不是那个爱丽丝 MALLY: She's the wrong Alice.
给她一次机会吧 McTWISP: Give her a chance.
(COUGHING)
(PIG GRUNTING)
(NEIGHING)
(SNARLING)
真奇妙，真奇妙啊 Curiouser and curiouser.
我说过她就是那个爱丽丝 I told you she's the right Alice.
我不信 I am not convinced.
你就是这样感谢我的吗？ McTWISP: How is that for gratitude?
我上去了好几个星期跟踪了一个又一个爱丽丝 I've been up there for weeks, trailing one Alice after the next,
我几乎被其他动物吃掉 and I was almost eaten by other animals.
你能想象到吗？ Can you imagine?
那些家伙居然不穿衣服到处乱跑他们居然当众便便 They go about entirely unclothed, and they do their shukm in public.
- 我只好转过头去不看- 一点都不像她自己 - I had to avert my eyes. - Doesn't look anything like herself.
因为她是错的爱丽丝 That's because she's the wrong Alice.
- 如果她曾经是，她就可能是- 如果她不是，那她就不会是 - Lf she was, she might be. - Lf she isn't, she ain't.
- 但是如果她是，她又会是- 但她无论如何也不是 - But if she were so, she would be. - But she isn't, nohow.
这是我的梦里，我怎么可能是错的爱丽丝呢？ How can I be the wrong Alice when this is my dream?
另外不介意的话，请问你们是谁？ And who are you, if I might ask?
哦，我是特里迪，他是特里东 Oh, I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
相反说来，我是特里东，他是特里迪 Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee.
我们应该去请教亚伯索伦 We should consult Absolem.
对，亚伯索伦应该知道她是谁 Exactly. Absolem will know who she is.
- 我来护送你- 嘿，这次轮不到你 - I'll escort you. - Hey, it's not being your turn.
不公平 So unfair.
- 嘿，走开！- 放手！ - Hey, leave off! - Let go!
- 他们总是这样吗？- 这是他们的家族特性 - Are they always this way? - Family trait.
你们俩可以一起护送她的 You can both escort her.
(WHINNYING)
- 谁是亚伯索伦？- 他就是智慧，他就是权威 - Who is this Absolem? - He's wise. He's absolute.
他就是亚伯索伦 He's Absolem.
你是谁？ Who are you?
亚伯索伦？ Absolem?
你不是亚伯索伦，我才是我的问题是，你是谁？ You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem. The question is, who are you?
爱丽丝 (COUGHING) Alice.
那我们来瞧瞧 We shall see.
你什么意思？我当然知道我自己是谁 What do you mean by that? I ought to know who I am.
是的，你知道，傻女孩打开那个预言卷轴 Yes, you ought, stupid girl. Unroll the Oraculum.
预言卷轴记载了地下世界的历代概要 The Oraculum, being a calendrical compendium of Underland.
- 这是一本日历- 是历史概要 - It's a calendar. - ABSOLEM: Compendium.
它记载了有史以来每一天发生的事 It tells of each and every day since the Beginning.
今天是格里布利格日，在红皇后纪元中 （注：格里布利格日为自造词，特指爱丽丝归来之日） Today is Griblig Day in the time of the Red Queen.
给她看辉煌之日 Show her the Frabjous Day.
嗯，在辉煌之日，你杀死了炸脖龙 Mmm. Yeah, Frabjous being the day you slay the Jabberwocky.
什么？杀死了什么？ Sorry? Slay a what?
哦，那里就是你，举着斩首之剑 Oh, yeah. That being you, there, with the Vorpal sword.
其他剑都杀不死炸脖龙的 No other swords can kill the Jabberwocky, nohow.
如果没有斩首之剑，它是死不了的 If it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead.
那不是我 That's not me!
我早知道 I know!
帮我们确认一下，亚伯索伦她是那个爱丽丝吗？ Resolve this for us, Absolem. Is she the right Alice?
不完全是 Not hardly.
- 我告诉过你吧- 哦，天哪 - I told you. - McTWISP: Oh, dear.
- 我就这么说过- 我才这么说过 - I said so. - I said so.
相反，你说过她可能是的 TWEEDLEDUM: Contrariwise, you said she might be.
不，你说过如果她曾经是就应该会是 No, you said she would be if she was.
小骗子，假装成爱丽丝她应该感到羞愧 (SCOFFING) Little impostor. Pretending to be Alice. She should be ashamed.
我太相信你了 I was so certain of you.
对不起，我并不想假装成你们要找的爱丽丝的 I'm sorry. I don't mean to be the wrong Alice.
等等，这是我的梦 Wait, this is my dream.
我现在应该醒来，然后你们都会消失 I'm going to wake up now and you'll all disappear.
真奇怪，掐自己平时都有效的 That's odd. Pinching usually does the trick.
如果需要帮忙的话，我可以刺你 I could stick you, if that would help.
- 如果有用的话真要谢谢你- 荣幸之至 - It might, actually. Thank you. - My pleasure.
噢！ Ow!
(GROWLING)
- 班德尔兽！- 班德尔兽！ - Bandersnatch! - Bandersnatch!
(ROARING)
(SQUAWKING)
(PANTING)
(SQUAWKS)
(ROARS)
等等 Wait.
(GROWLING)
这只是我的梦，没有什么能伤害我 It's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me.
她在干什么？ What's she doing?
不能伤害我，不能伤害我 Can't hurt me. Can't hurt me.
(ROARING)
快跑，你这个大笨蛋！ Run, you great lug!
(ROARING IN PAIN)
(NEIGHING)
（左：斯纳德，右：奎斯特）
走这边，往东边去奎斯特 This way, east to Queast.
不，往南边去斯纳德 No, south to Snud.
不，不，不，走这边 No. No, no. This way.
(JUBJUB BIRD SCREECHING)
(BOTH EX CLAIMING)
(SCREECHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
有人偷吃了我三个果馅饼！ Someone has stolen three of my tarts!
- 是你偷吃的吗？- 不是，陛下 - Did you steal them? - No, Your Majesty.
- 是你吗？- 不是，陛下 - Did you? - No, Your Majesty.
- 是你偷吃的吗？- 不是，陛下 - Did you steal them? - No, Your Majesty.
(SWALLOWING)
你偷吃了我的果馅饼吗？ (WHISPERING) Did you steal my tarts?
没有，陛下 No, Your Majesty.
是小红莓果汁 (WHISPERING) Squimberry juice.
- 我太饿了！我不是有意的- 砍下他的头！ - I was so hungry! I didn't mean to! - Off with his head!
我还有家庭！哦，请，请不要！ My family! Oh, please, please don't!
不要！我还有小的要照顾！ No! I have little ones to look after!
去他家里，把小的带过来 Go to his house and collect the little ones.
我喜欢吃涂蝌蚪的吐司就和鱼子酱一样喜欢 I love tadpoles on toast almost as much as I love caviar.
好的，陛下 Yes, Your Majesty.
饮料！ Drink!
陛下 Majesty?
伊罗索维克·斯德恩，你这个小混蛋最近鬼鬼祟祟的跑哪里去了？ Llosovic Stayne, you knave, where have you been lurking?
陛下，我已经找到了预言卷轴 Majesty, I have found the Oraculum.
这个？看起来很普通 That? Looks so ordinary for an oracle.
看看这个，在辉煌之日 Look here, on the Frabjous Day.
我认得那团乱糟糟的头发 I'd know that tangled mess of hair anywhere.
是爱丽丝吧？ Is it Alice?
我相信是的 I believe it is.
她在对我亲爱的炸脖龙做什么？ What's she doing with my darling Jabberwocky?
看起来她正在杀它 She appears to be slaying it.
她杀了我的宝贝炸脖龙？ She killed my Jabber-baby-wocky?
还没有，但是如果我们不阻止她的话这一切就会发生的 Not yet, but it will happen if we don't stop her.
找到爱丽丝，斯德恩，找到她！ Find Alice, Stayne. Find her!
(YELPING)
找到人类女孩的气味，然后你就自由了 Find the scent of human girl and earn your freedom.
我的妻子和孩子也一样吗？ For my wife and pups, as well?
是的，你们都可以回家了 Everyone will go home.
(SNIFFING)
(BARKS)
狗总是轻易相信任何事 Dogs will believe anything.
(CHUCKLING)
看起来你遇上了某种猛兽 It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.
我还在做梦 And I'm still dreaming.
谁把你伤成这样？ What did that to you?
- 叫班纳兽还是叫班德兽什么之类的- 班德尔兽？ - Banner or Bander... - The Bandersnatch?
好的，我来瞧瞧 Well, I'd better have a look.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
你的伤口需要掌握蒸馏技术的人才能清理 It needs to be purified by someone with evaporating skills,
否则它会化脓溃烂的 or it will fester and putrefy.
不麻烦你了，只要醒过来我就会没事的 I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.
至少让我帮你包扎一下 At least let me bind it for you.
- 你叫什么？- 爱丽丝 - What do you call yourself? - Alice.
那个传说中的爱丽丝？ The Alice?
- 关于这点还存在争论- 我从不卷入政治 - There's been some debate about that. - I never get involved in politics.
你最好继续走你的路 You'd best be on your way.
去哪？我只想从这个梦里醒过来而已 What way? All I want to do is wake up from this dream.
好的 Fine.
那我把你带到三月兔和疯帽子那里去我能做的只有这样了 Then I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but that's the end of it.
来吗？ Coming?
(MARCH HARE SNORING)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(EX CLAIMS)
(YAWNING)
(STAMMERING)
小心点！ Watch what you're doing!
嘿，小心！ Hey, watch it!
好了，好了 Okay, okay. All right.
是你 It's you.
不，不是的，麦克崔斯博带错了一个爱丽丝 （注：麦克崔斯博为带爱丽丝进入地下世界的白兔的名字） No, it's not. McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice.
这不是那个爱丽丝 It's the wrong Alice!
她就是那个爱丽丝 It's absolutely Alice.
你就是那个爱丽丝，无论如何我也认得你 You're absolutely Alice. I'd know you anywhere.
无论如何我也认得她 I'd know him anywhere.
(BOTH GIGGLING)
好的，你看到了，我们还在喝茶 HATTER: Well, as you can see, we're still having tea.
因为我只能靠这个打发时间等你回来 And it's all because I was obliged to kill Time waiting for your return.
你迟到了，知道吗，小淘气 You're terribly late, you know. Naughty.
好的，无论如何，从那时起时间就生气了它停住了 Well, anyway, Time became quite offended and stopped altogether.
一分一秒都不再跳动 Not a tick ever since.
(LAUGHING)
- 我的杯子- 在梦里面时间总是很有趣 - Cup. - Time can be funny in dreams.
是的，当然，但是现在你回来了 Yes, yes, of course, but now you're back, you see,
我们需要继续向辉煌之日前进 and we need to get on to the Frabjous Day.
- 辉煌之日！- 辉煌之日！ - Frabjous Day! - Frabjous Day!
我在想着以“M”字母开头的东西 I'm investigating things that begin with the letter "M."
你知道为什么一只乌鸦像一张写字台吗？ (WHISPERING) Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
(ALL SPEAKING OUTLANDISH)
- 打倒那个血腥的大头鬼！- 打倒那个血腥的大头鬼！ - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
- 什么？- 打倒那个血腥的大头鬼！ - What? - Down with the Bloody Big Head,
血腥的大头鬼是指红皇后 the Bloody Big Head being the Red Queen.
来吧，来吧我们得开始为最后的决战做准备了 Come, come. We simply must commence with the slaying and such.
因此，是时候宽恕并遗忘 Therefore, it is high time to forgive and forget
或者遗忘并宽恕了，管它哪个在前 or forget and forgive, whichever comes first
怎么方便怎么说吧，我正等着 or is, in any case, most convenient. I'm waiting.
嘿，它又开始滴答滴答跳动了 (CHUCKLES) Hey. It's tick-tick... It's ticking again.
说这些什么血啊杀死啊之类的话题让我都喝不下茶了 All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea.
啊 Ah.
整个世界都快毁灭了可怜的柴郡猫还在担心喝不下茶 The entire world is falling to ruin and poor Chessur's off his tea.
那一天会发生什么又不是我的错 What happened that day was not my fault.
(INHALING SHARPLY)
哦，天哪 Oh, dear.
你为了保全自己的皮毛，居然抛弃大家 You ran out on them to save your own skin,
你这个叛徒 you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering
骗子 shukm juggling sluking urpal.
胆小鬼 Bar lom muck egg brimni!
疯帽子 Hatter!
- 谢谢- 喵喵 - Thank you. - (EX CLAIMING) Meow.
我很好 I'm fine.
你怎么啦，塔兰特？你一直都是聚会上的灵魂人物 （注：塔兰特为疯帽子的名字） What's wrong with you, Tarrant? You used to be the life of the party.
你一直是整个维兹恩特最棒的福特沃肯舞者 （注：维兹恩特为疯帽子和三月兔出生的西方地名） You used to do the best Futterwacken in all of Witzend.
- 福特什么？- 福特沃肯！ - Futter what? - Futterwacken!
这是一种舞蹈 It's a dance.
(LAUGHING)
等到辉煌之日 On the Frabjous Day,
当白皇后再一次戴上皇冠之时 when the White Queen once again wears the crown,
我会尽情展现我的福特沃肯舞的 on that day, I shall Futterwacken vigorously.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(NEIGHING)
哦，不 Oh, no.
啊噢 Uh-oh.
那些恶棍来了 (GASPING) The Knave.
再见 Goodbye.
把她藏起来 MARCH HARE: Hide her!
快喝下这个 Drink this quickly.
(ALICE COUGHING)
快！把她藏起来！ Quick! Hide her!
哦，天哪 Oh, dear.
好 Aye.
小心头 Mind your head.
(NEIGHING)
(BAYARD SNIFFING)
让我出去！ Let me out!
哦，这不是我喜欢的疯子三人组吗 Well, if it's not my favorite trio of lunatics.
你想加入我们吗？ MALLY: Would you like to join us?
(SNICKERING)
你们来喝茶的话就迟到了！ You're all late for tea!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
我们在找一个叫爱丽丝的女孩 We're looking for the girl called Alice.
说起皇后，我们经常唱一首歌来称颂她 Speaking of the Queen, here is a little song we used to sing in her honor.
(ALL SINGING)
- 一闪一闪小蝙蝠- 一闪一闪小蝙蝠 - Twinkle Twinkle little bat - Twinkle Twinkle little bat
- 我想知道你在哪- 我想知道你在哪 - How I wonder where you're at - How I wonder where you're at
- Up a... - Up a...
如果你藏了她，你就会掉脑袋的了 If you're hiding her, you'll lose your heads.
早就已经掉了 (HOARSELY) Already lost them.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
现在一起唱 All together now!
- 飞在世界的上空- 飞在世界的上空 - Up above the world you fly - Up above the world you fly
- 就像空中的茶托- 就像空中的茶托 - Like a tea tray in the sky - Like a tea tray in the sky
- 一闪一闪一闪一闪- 一闪一闪一闪一闪 - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
- 一闪一闪一闪- 一闪一闪一闪 - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
- 一闪一闪一闪- 一闪一闪一闪 - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle... - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
哦！ Oh!
(GROWLING)
打倒血腥大头鬼！ Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
想来点奶酪吗？ Would you like some cream?
(BARKING)
- 来片巴腾堡蛋糕吗？- 跟上猎犬 - Would you like a slice of Battenberg? - Follow the bloodhound.
- 要方糖吗？- 好的，谢谢 - MALLY: Sugar? - Yes, please.
- 哦，太可爱了- 你们都疯了 - Oh, that's lovely. - You're all mad.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
- (CUP SMASHING) - (ALL LAUGHING)
请把烤饼递过来一下 MALLY: Pass the scones, please.
- 那一个- 哦！对不起 - MARCH HARE: That one there. - Oh! Pardon.
- 好 - 好的 MALLY: Yes. MARCH HARE: Yep, aye.
等一下 One moment.
(CUTTING CLOTH)
好了 There. Yes.
试试尺寸如何 Try this on for size.
(ALICE KNOCKING ON TEAPOT)
哦 Oh.
我喜欢这个 I like it.
幸好猎犬是我们的人，要不然你就… Good thing the bloodhound is one of us, or you'd be...
他们为什么找我？ What do they want with me?
等一下，最好把她带到白皇后那里去 (EX CLAIMING) Wait a minute, best take her to the White Queen.
在那里她会安全的汤勺… She'll be safe there. Spoon...
你的马车来了，小姐 Your carriage, milady.
- 帽子？- 当然 - The hat? - Of course.
谁都可以骑马或坐火车 Anyone can go by horse or rail,
但是旅行的最好办法是坐帽子我刚刚押韵了吗？ but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?
(MALLY AND MARCH HARE LAUGHING)
哦，我喜欢坐帽子旅行 Oh, I love traveling by hat.
马里，这次只带爱丽丝。再见了，各位 （注：马里恩坤为睡鼠名字） Mally. Just Alice, please. Fairfarren, all.
你什么意思？等等 What do you mean? Wait. Gae!
(CUP SHATTERING)
“又是下午黄昏时，有个怪物软糊糊草地上打圈又钻洞” "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
“最可怜的是菠萝鸟绿毛猪回家嗷嗷叫” "All mimsy were the borogoves And the mome raths outgrabe"
抱歉，你说的什么？ Sorry, what was that?
什么是什么？ What was what?
“眼冒怒火的炸脖龙牙如钢铁爪如铜” "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame Jaws that bite and claws that catch!
“当心炸脖龙我的儿还有臭烘烘的班德尔” "'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! And the frumious Bandersnatch! '
“他举起手中斩首剑剑去迅疾如闪电” "He took his Vorpal sword in hand The Vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
“一命呜呼怪兽亡，拎着兽首把家还” (注：以上诗歌出自小说第二部《爱丽丝穿镜奇幻记》) "He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back"
这都是说的你，知道吗 It's all about you, you know.
我不会杀死任何东西，我不会杀打消你这个念头吧 I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out of your mind.
念头 Mind.
等等！你不能把我丢在这里 Wait! You can't leave me here!
你不会杀 You don't slay.
你知道红皇后做过什么吗？ Do you have any idea what the Red Queen has done?
你不会杀 You don't slay.
即使我想杀也杀不了啊 I couldn't if I wanted to.
你和以前不一样了 You're not the same as you were before.
以前的你做的更多，你已经丧失了你的热情 You were much more muchier. You've lost your muchness.
我的热情？ My "muchness"?
在这里，某些东西已经不见了 In there. Something's missing.
告诉我红皇后做过什么？ Tell me what Red Queen has done.
这不是一个什么很动听的故事 It's not a pretty story.
至少告诉我一点 Tell me anyway.
又到这里了 It was here.
那个时候我是白皇后手下的帽匠 I was hatter to the White Queen at the time.
我们海托普家族经常被宫廷雇佣 （注：海托普为疯帽子的姓） Hightopp clan have always been employed at court.
(MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
(JABBERWOCKY ROARING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(NEIGHING)
疯帽子？疯帽子！ Hatter? Hatter!
我很好 I'm fine.
是吗？ Are you?
(BAYARD BARKING)
你听到了吗？我听到了什么声音 Did you hear that? I'm certain I heard something.
什么？ What?
(BAYARD BARKING)
哦，红骑士 Oh! Red Knights.
(SNIFFING)
(BARKING)
往南直到特罗特的边境 Go south to Trotter's Bottom.
过了那里就是白皇后的城堡了 The White Queen's castle is just beyond.
抓紧了 Hold on tightly.
打倒血腥的红皇后！ Down with the bloody Red Queen!
(DOG SNIFFING)
(BAYARD GROWLING)
你本应该把他们带往其他方向的！疯帽子是这么的信任你！ You were supposed to lead them away! The Hatter trusted you!
他们抓了我的妻子和孩子 They have my wife and pups.
- 你叫什么名字？- 贝阿德 - What's your name? - Bayard.
坐吧 Sit!
你的名字也许是爱丽丝吧 Would your name be Alice, by any chance?
是的，但我不是大家都在谈论的的那个爱丽丝 Yes, but I'm not the one that everyone's talking about.
疯帽子不会随便为一个爱丽丝舍弃自我的 The Hatter would not have given himself up just for any Alice.
他们会把他抓到哪里去？ Where did they take him?
红皇后的城堡，在萨拉兹格朗 To the Red Queen's castle at Salazen Grum.
我们得去救他 We're going to rescue him.
预言里可不是这么说的 That is not foretold.
我可不管，要不是因为我他不会被抓的 I don't care. He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me.
辉煌之日越来越近了 The Frabjous Day is almost upon us.
你该准备与炸脖龙的战斗了 You must prepare to meet the Jabberwocky.
从我掉进兔子洞开始 From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole,
总是别人告诉我应该怎么做，我应该是谁 I've been told what I must do and who I must be.
我一会儿变小，一会儿变大一会儿被抓伤，一会儿又被塞到茶壶里 I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed into a teapot.
大家总是指指点点说我是不是爱丽丝但这只是我的梦 I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice, but this is my dream.
现在起由我决定该去哪里 I'll decide where it goes from here.
如果你偏离了正确的道路… If you diverge from the path...
那我就自己开条路 I make the path.
带我去萨拉兹格朗，贝阿德别忘了带走帽子 Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard, and don't forget the hat.
这里只有一条路过去 There's only one way across.
我丧失了热情吗？ Lost my muchness, have I?
贝阿德！帽子！ Bayard! The hat!
陛下 Your Majesty.
(FLAMINGO SQUAWKING)
(SQUEAKING)
对不起了 So sorry.
打得好！ Splendid shot!
我的球在哪里？侍从！ Where's my ball? Page!
好的，陛下 Yes, Your Majesty.
(SQUEAKING)
我想帮你 (SHUSHING) I want to help you.
(RUSTLING)
哦，这不是那个错的爱丽丝吗 Well, if it isn't the wrong Alice.
什么风把你带到这里来了？嗯？ What brings you here? Mmm?
我来救疯帽子的 I've come to rescue the Hatter.
和沙鼠一样大的你是谁也救不了的 You're not rescuing anyone being the size of a gerbil.
好的，那么你有原来那种能让我变大的蛋糕吗？ Well, do you have any more of that cake that made me grow before?
增大蛋糕？我可能还剩下一些 Upelkuchen? Actually, I might have some left.
不要全吃掉 Not all of it!
哦，不，停停！不不不，不要！ Oh, no! Stop! No, no, no, don't. Don't do that!
侍从！ Page!
哦，天哪 Oh, dear.
这是什么？ And what is this?
应该说这是“谁”，陛下，这是，嗯… Lt... It's a "who," Majesty. This is, um...
嗯？ Um?
我从恩布瑞支来的 From Umbradge.
你的衣服怎么啦 What happened to your clothes?
我长太大穿不上了，最近我长了很多 I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately.
我长得比恩布瑞支每个人都要高他们都取笑我 I tower over everyone in Umbradge. They laugh at me.
所以我来见你，希望你能接受我的模样 So I've come to you, hoping you might understand what it's like.
亲爱的孩子 My dear girl,
每一个脑袋大的人在我的宫廷里都会受欢迎的 anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court.
给她找些衣服 Someone find her some clothes!
如果需要的话就用窗帘吧但总之让这个巨人女孩穿上衣服 Use the curtains if you must, but clothe this enormous girl.
我需要一只猪 I need a pig here!
(GRUNTING)
(RED QUEEN SIGHING)
我喜欢用温暖的猪肚皮来垫脚 I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
- 你也想要一个吗？- 不，谢谢了 - Would you like one, Um? - No, thank you.
坐吧！ Sit!
(CHITTERING)
坐！ Sit!
退下 Go away.
我的胖小子们呢？你得见见他们 Where are my fat boys? You must meet them.
胖小子们！ Fat boys!
哦，他们来了，他们是不是很可爱？ Oh. There they are. Aren't they adorable?
他们说话的方式很古怪说话吧，孩子们，让我乐一乐 They have the oddest way of speaking. Speak, boys. Amuse us.
说吧 Go on.
不要 (MOUTHING) No.
说！ Speak!
- 那不是…- 不不，那不是，一点都不是 - Is that being... - No, no, it isn't. Not a bit. No.
相反，我觉得应该是 Contrariwise, I believe it's so.
不，无论如何也不是 No, it ain't so, nohow!
(GIGGLING)
我喜欢我的胖小子们，好了，出去吧 I love my fat boys. Now, get out.
- 他掐了我- 他掐了我 - He did pinch me. - He did pinch me.
(GASPING)
这个可爱的生物是谁呢？ And who is this lovely creature?
嗯，这是我的新宠 Um, my new favorite.
- 哦，那她有名字吗？- 嗯 - Well, does she have a name? - Um.
我相信你的名字已经被皇后忘了 I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind.
她的名字就是“嗯”，白痴！ Her name is Um, idiot!
我从恩布瑞支来的 From Umbradge.
那个囚犯怎么样了？ Any luck with the prisoner?
他仍然顽冥不化 He's stubborn.
你太手软了，带他上来！ You're too soft. Bring him!
(DOOR CREAKING)
(PIG SQUEALING)
(SHACKLES CLATTERING)
我们都知道爱丽丝已经回到了地下世界 We know Alice has returned to Underland.
你知道她在哪里吗？ Do you know where she is?
我在想着一些字母“M”开头的词 I've been considering things that begin with the letter "M."
比如傻瓜、叛乱、谋杀、恶毒 Moron, mutiny, murder, malice.
我们现在在找字母“A”开头的词爱丽丝在哪里？ We're looking for an "A" word now. Where is Alice?
谁？那个小男孩？我不知道 Who, that wee little boy? (LAUGHS) I wouldn't know.
非要等到我砍你的头，你才会记起来吗？ What if I take off your head? Will you know then?
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
够了 Stop that.
多么可惜的一颗大头啊 What a regrettably large head you have.
我应该很喜欢为它做帽子的 I should very much like to hat it.
- 做帽子？- 是的 - Hat it? - Yes.
你知道，我以前是给白皇后做帽子的 I used to hat the White Queen, you know.
但工作不多 Wasn't very much to work with, poor dear.
因为她的头太小了 Her head is so small.
是很小，就和疙瘩一样大 It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.
但是这个头… But this...
我该为它做些什么呢？这个有历史意义的脑袋 What I could do with this monument, this orb...
不，这个伟大非凡、英雄盖世的脑袋 Nay, this magnificently heroic globe.
你能做什么？ What could you do?
给他松绑，斯德恩 Unbind him, Stayne.
他手铐起来怎么能做事 How can he work if his hands are bound?
好的，你想要软帽还是硬草帽？ Well, then, shall it be a bonnet or a boater?
或者是闺房里戴的那种帽子？ Or something for the boudoir?
钟形帽、小丑帽、毒菇帽、头巾发网、巴布什帽、遮阳帽、园顶帽… Cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif, snood, barboosh, pugree, yarmulke,
海贝帽、馅饼帽、汤姆.欧桑特宽边圆帽小礼帽、双角帽、三角帽、束带帽… cockle hat, porkpie, tam o'shanter, billycock, bicorne, tricorne, bandeau,
宽边女帽、扇尾帽、睡帽格里巴迪帽、土耳其毡帽… bongrace, fan-tail, night cap, Garibaldi, fez...
疯帽子 Hatter.
土耳其毡帽 Fez?
走开 Leave us.
树木看起来没生机 The trees seem sad.
- 你和它们交谈过吗？- 是的，陛下 - Have you been speaking with them? - Yes, Your Majesty.
也许要再温柔点 Perhaps a bit more kindly.
请你们都离开一下好吗？谢谢 Would you all excuse me for a moment? Thank you.
- 有什么新消息吗？贝阿德- 爱丽丝已经回到地下世界了 - What news, Bayard? - Alice has returned to Underland.
- 她现在在哪呢？- 在萨拉兹格朗 - Where is she now? - In Salazen Grum.
请原谅我我没能引领她走上命中注定的道路 Forgive me. I allowed her to divert from her destined path.
不不不，在那里她才能找到斩首之剑 No, no, no, no. But that is exactly where she will find the Vorpal sword.
我们的勇士终于出现了休息一会吧，你做得很好 We have our champion. Rest now. You've done well.
(SQUEAKING)
你在附近看见一顶帽子吗？ ALICE: Have you seen a hat around here?
你必须找到爱丽丝，斯德恩 You must find Alice, Stayne.
没有了炸脖龙 Without the Jabberwocky,
我妹妹的支持者们肯定会造反的 my sister's followers will surely rise against me.
可恶的妹妹，为什么他们崇拜你而不是我 Ugly little sister. Why do they adore her and not me?
我也不理解，你在任何方面都比她优秀 STAYNE: I cannot fathom it. You are far superior in all ways.
我知道 RED QUEEN: I know.
米莱娜总能让别人喜爱她 （注：米莱娜为白皇后的名字） But Mirana can make anyone fall in love with her.
无论男人还是女人 Men, women,
(ANIMALS GRUNTING)
甚至家具也喜欢她 Even the furniture.
甚至国王也是？ Even the King?
我不得不这样做，否则他会离开我的 I had to do it. He would have left me.
陛下，让人恐惧不是比让人爱戴更好吗？ Majesty, is it not better to be feared than loved?
我也不确定 Not certain anymore.
让那些乌合之众去跟她吧，我才不需要他们 Oh, let her have the rabble. I don't need them.
我有你就行了 I have you.
它们真好看 They're wonderful.
你得让我试戴一下 You must let me try one on.
再次干上老本行真好 It is good to be working at my trade again.
只是可惜这是给她做的 It's just a pity you have to make them for her.
为什么我是疯帽子 What is the hatter with me?
疯帽子？ Hatter?
(CHAINS RATTLING)
(THUNDER CRASHING)
疯帽子 Hatter.
你知道为什么一只乌鸦像一张写字桌吗？ Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
我害怕，爱丽丝 I'm frightened, Alice.
我一点也不喜欢这里，这里太拥挤了 I don't like it in here. It's terribly crowded.
我是不是疯了？ Have I gone mad?
恐怕是的，你完全疯了 I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.
但是我告诉你一个秘密所有最棒的人都是这样的 But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
戴上这个 Here.
好多了，看起来又像你自己了 That's better. You look yourself again.
帽匠！我的帽子呢？ RED QUEEN: Hat man! Where are my hats?
我可不是一个有耐心的统治者 I'm not a patient monarch!
据说红皇后把斩首剑藏在城堡里 I'm told she keeps the Vorpal sword hidden in the castle.
兔子会帮你的 The rabbit will help you.
找到它，爱丽丝带着它去白皇后那里 Find it, Alice. Take it to the White Queen.
我们一起去白皇后那里 We'll go to the White Queen together.
为什么你总是要么太大要么太小呢？ Why is it you're always too small or too tall?
- 特里兄弟- 爱丽丝 - Tweedles. - Alice.
- 你好吗？- 兔子在哪里？ - How do you do, again? - Where's the rabbit?
你为什么变得这么大了？ How is it you're being so great big?
她不是变大了，而是她原来就这么大 She ain't great big, this is how she normal is.
我记得遇到她的时候小多了 I'm certain she's smaller when we met.
不，她那时为了穿过那道门喝过缩小药记得吗？ No, she drank the pishsalver to get through the door, recall it?
哦，对 Oh, yeah.
- 兔子在哪里？- 在那里 - Where's the rabbit? - BOTH: Over theres.
- 你在这里干什么？- 我来救疯帽子 - MALLY: What are you doing here? - I'm rescuing the Hatter.
我才是来救疯帽子的 I'm rescuing the Hatter.
他告诉我斩首剑就藏在城堡里，帮我找到它 He told me that the Vorpal sword is hidden in the castle. Help me find it.
我才不听你这个傻大个的命令 I don't take orders from big, clumsy, galumphing...
嘘！ Shoo!
- 怎么样，麦克崔斯博- 我知道剑在哪里 - What is it, McTwisp? - I know where the sword is.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
剑就藏在里面 The sword's hidden inside.
小心，爱丽丝 Be careful, Alice.
我知道这个气味 I know that smell.
(SNORING)
我不能进去 I'm not going in there.
看看这个家伙对我的胳膊做过什么 Look what that thing did to my arm.
天哪，哦，天哪你怎么没有提起过？ Dear, oh, dear. Why haven't you mentioned this?
以前还没这么糟 It wasn't this bad before.
(HYPERVENTILATING)
疯帽子？你在哪里？ Hatter? Where are you?
疯帽子？ Hatter?
马里恩坤 Mallymkun.
班德尔兽的眼睛还在你这里吗？ Do you still have the Bandersnatch eye?
正在这里 Right here.
- 我需要它- 有本事自己来拿 - I need it. - Come and get it.
嘿！还给我！ Hey! Give it back!
我喜欢你，嗯 I like you, Um.
我喜欢大的 I like largeness.
离我远点 Get away from me.
(BANDERSNATCH SNORING)
(CREAKING)
我有你的眼睛 I have your eye.
(GROWLING)
(LOCK RATTLING)
(SNARLS)
(GROANS)
不 No.
嗯 Hmm.
你戴那顶帽子好看极了 MAN: You look stunning in that hat.
是的，下一个 Yes. Next.
陛下，你从没有如此漂亮过 Your Majesty has never looked better.
嗯，另一个 Hmm. Another.
哦！ Oh!
我不是有意提醒你 I don't wish to alarm you,
但是好像你掉东西了 but it smells as though you might have dropped something.
(LAUGHING)
别介意他，他疯了，继续 Never mind him, he's mad. Come along.
(WHISPERING)
斯德恩！ Stayne!
(BANDERSNATCH BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GROWLING)
我想这样我们就扯平了 I suppose this makes us even now.
是“嗯”强迫我的 Um forced herself on me.
我告诉过她我的心只属于你但是她对我着迷了 I told her my heart belongs to you, but she's obsessed with me.
砍掉她的头！ Off with her head!
站到一边，马里恩坤 Stand back, Mallymkun.
看到我的热情了吗？ How's this for muchness?
不不，这剑不是对任何东西都可以用的 No, no! It mustn't be used for anything...
以非法诱惑罪逮捕那个女孩！ Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!
疯帽子 Hatter!
- 带着它去白皇后那里- 我不会丢下你的 - Take it to the White Queen. - I'm not leaving without you.
走！ Go!
快跑，爱丽丝！ Run, Alice!
爱丽丝？ Alice?
快跑！ Run!
抓住她 Seize her.
爱丽丝 Alice.
原来是你，我怎么没看出来呢？ Of course. Why didn't I see it?
上次见到你已经过去很久了那时候你还只是一个小孩子 Well, it has been a long time, and you were such a little tyke then.
- 把剑给我- 退后 - Give me the sword. - Stay back.
皇后会很高兴的 The Queen will be so pleased.
能砍下你的头她会很高兴的 She will take great pleasure in taking off your head.
(BANDERSNATCH ROARING)
- 哦，爱丽丝！- 贝阿德！去大理石城堡！ - Oh, Alice! - Bayard! To Marmoreal.
(BARKING)
(ROARING)
陛下，爱丽丝逃跑了 Majesty, Alice has escaped
骑着班德尔兽逃跑的 on the Bandersnatch,
还带着斩首剑 with the Vorpal sword.
你怎么能让这一切发生？ How could you let this happen?
我也许低估了她，但是她的同党在我们手里 I may have underestimated her, but we have her conspirators,
疯帽子和一只睡鼠 the Hatter and a dormouse.
砍下他们的头！ Off with their heads!
欢迎来到大理石城堡 WHITE QUEEN: Welcome to Marmoreal.
我相信这是属于你的 I believe this belongs to you.
嗯 Mmm.
斩首剑再次回到家 The Vorpal sword is home again.
铠甲完整了 The armor is complete.
我们只需要有一位勇士挺身而出了 Now all we need is a champion.
你比我想象的要高一点 You're a little taller than I thought you'd be.
都怪我吃了太多的增大蛋糕 Blame it on too much upelkuchen.
哦 Oh.
跟我来吧 Come with me.
三月兔在这里吗？ Is the March Hare here?
来喝汤的话你可晚了，小娘们 (EX CLAIMING) You're late for your soup, you wee besom.
- 来喝汤的话可晚了- 可能会把盐丢过来 - You're late for your soup. - Could use some salt.
来吧 Come here, you!
给我那个，砍，砍，砍，砍 Give me that here. Choppy, chop, chop, chop.
葱和土豆，好的 Leek and potato. Yes. That would be...
(SIGHING)
缩小药，让我想想 Pishsalver. Let me think.
一小撮蠕虫脂肪 A pinch of worm fat,
马蝇尿 urine of the horsefly,
黄油手指 buttered fingers.
我姐姐喜欢研究如何统治世界 My sister preferred to study Dominion Over Living Things.
(SIZZLING)
告诉我，在你眼里她是怎么样的？ Tell me, how does she seem to you?
非常恐怖 Perfectly horrid.
- 还有她的头呢？- 就像一个大球茎 - And her head? - Bulbous.
我想她脑袋里可能长了什么东西 I think she may have some kind of growth in there,
所以才会变成这样的 something pressing on her brain.
三枚死人口袋里的硬币，两勺希望 Three coins from a dead man's pocket, two teaspoons of wishful thinking.
你想象不到在那里发生的事情 You can't imagine the things that go on in that place.
哦，我能想象到 Oh, yes, I can.
但是，当有位勇士出来杀死了炸脖龙 But when a champion steps forth to slay the Jabberwocky,
人们就会起来反对她 the people will rise against her.
(SPITTING)
这样就好了 That should do it.
喝吧 Blow.
- 感觉好多了吗？- 好多了，谢谢 - Feel better? - Much, thank you.
这里有人想和你谈话 There's someone here who would like to speak with you.
- 亚伯索伦？- 你是谁？ - Absolem? - Who are you?
(COUGHING)
我想这个问题我们早就解决了我是爱丽丝，但不是那一个 I thought we'd settled this. I'm Alice, but not that one.
- 你怎么知道不是？- 你自己说的 - How do you know? - You said so yourself.
我说的是你不完全是爱丽丝 I said you were not hardly Alice,
但是你现在越来越是她了 but you're much more her now.
事实上，你几乎就是爱丽丝 In fact, you're almost Alice.
即使如此 Even so,
我也没法杀死炸脖龙就算我命该如此 I couldn't slay the Jabberwocky if my life depended on it.
你会的 It will.
我建议，当辉煌之日来临时 So I suggest you keep the Vorpal sword on hand
你手上要留着斩首剑 when the Frabjous Day arrives.
你看的这么真切吗 You seem so real.
有时候我都会忘了这全是一场梦 Sometimes I forget that this is all a dream.
(COUGHING)
你能不能不要这样？ Will you stop doing that?
(LAUGHING)
(WHOOSHING)
我一直喜欢那顶帽子 I've always admired that hat.
你好，柴郡猫 Hello, Chess.
既然你不再需要它了 Since you won't be needing it anymore,
能不能把它遗留给我呢？ would you consider bequeathing it to me?
你敢？ How dare you?
这是一场正式处决我得打扮得体点，知道吗 It is a formal execution. I would like to look my best, you know.
真有点遗憾 It is a pity about all this.
我还希望看到你的福特沃肯舞呢 I was looking forward to seeing you Futterwacken.
对这个我相当在行，不是吗？ I was rather good at it, was I not?
我真的很喜欢那顶帽子 I really do love that hat.
我想戴着它出席所有体面场合 I would wear it to all the finest occasions.
我喜欢早上处决犯人，你们呢？ I love a morning execution, don't you?
- 我们也是，陛下- 我们也是，陛下 - Yes, Your Majesty. - Yes, Your Majesty.
- 我想戴着它- 随便你 - I'd like to keep it on. - Suit yourself.
反正你的脑袋就快掉了 As long as I can get at your neck.
我就在你后面 I'm right behind you.
砍下他的头！ Off with his head!
我看不下去了 I can't watch.
(EXECUTIONER SHOUTING)
早上好，诸位 Good morning, everyone.
柴郡猫，你这个家伙 Chess, you dog.
夫人 - (GASPS) - Madam,
你被周围这群马屁精欺骗了 you are being heinously bamboozled by these lickspittle toadies you surround yourselves with.
(LAUGHING)
这是什么？ What is that?
不只我一个，陛下，你看 I'm not the only one, Majesty. Look!
假鼻子，你应该感到羞愧 A counterfeit nose. You should be ashamed.
我？你引以为豪的大肚子又如何呢？ Me? What about that big belly you're so proud of?
(GASPS)
骗子！骗子！骗子！ Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers!
砍下他们的头！ Off with their heads!
受红皇后压迫和奴役的人们 The abused and enslaved in the Red Queen's court,
全都起来战斗吧！ all of you stand up and fight!
起来反对血腥的红皇后 Rise up against the bloody Red Queen.
- 打倒血腥大头鬼- 打倒血腥大头鬼 - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid! - ALL: Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
(ALL CHEERING)
把揪拨揪拨鸟放出来 Release the Jubjub Bird!
(ALL GASPING)
(SCREECHING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
你是对的，斯德恩 You're right, Stayne,
让人恐惧比被人爱戴好多了 it is far better to be feared than loved.
来吧，孩子们，快，来这边！ Come, boys. Quickly! Come on!
疯帽子！ Hatter!
来吧，马里，快点，来吧！ Come on, Mally, quickly. Come on. Come on.
让炸脖龙备战，我要去造访一下我的妹妹 Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle. We're going to visit my little sister.
我一直希望能拥有一位勇士 I had hoped to have a champion by now.
你为什么不自己去杀死炸脖龙呢？ Why don't you slay the Jabberwocky yourself?
你应该有这个能力 You must have the power.
这会违反我不杀生的誓言的 It is against my vows to harm any living creature.
(SPUTTERING)
我们同伴来了 We have company.
看一看，贝阿德 Have a look, Bayard.
贝耶尔 BAYARD: Bielle.
(BARKING)
很高兴见到你，我还以为他们已经… I'm so happy to see you. I thought they were going to...
我也是，但是他们没有得逞现在我完整无损的来了 So did I. But they didn't, and now here I am, still in one piece.
我也非常高兴能再次见到你 And I'm rather glad about that now that I'm seeing you again.
我本来以为再也见不到你了 I would have regretted not seeing you again,
特别是见到你现在正常大小的模样 especially now that you're you, and the proper size.
这个大小很好，很棒很合适爱丽丝！ And it's a good size. It's a great size. It's a right proper Alice size!
- 疯帽子- 大小，大小，我很好 - Hatter. - Size. Fez. I'm fine.
你的帽子呢 Where's your hat?
嗯 Mmm.
- 柴郡猫- 你的手臂怎么样了，亲爱的？ - Cheshire. - How's the arm, love?
已经痊愈了 All healed.
再见了，可爱的帽子 Goodbye, sweet hat.
你知道为什么一只乌鸦像一张写字台吗？ Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
让我想想 Let me think about it.
你知道明天是什么日子，对吗？ You know what tomorrow is, don't you?
辉煌之日，我怎么会忘记呢？ Frabjous Day. How could I forget?
希望那时我已经醒来了 Wish I'd wake up.
- 你仍然相信这是一场梦，对吗？- 当然 - Still believe this is a dream, do you? - Of course.
这一切都是我脑海里幻想出来 This has all come from my own mind.
那就是说我是不存在的了 Which would mean that I'm not real.
恐怕是的，你只是我的想象虚构出来的 Afraid so. You're just a figment of my imagination.
我总是构想一个半癫半狂的人物 I would dream up someone who's half-mad.
是的，是的，但是你也得是个半癫半狂的人才能构想出我 Yes, yes. But you would have to be half-mad to dream me up.
(LAUGHS)
那么我就是吧 I must be, then.
醒来后我会想念你的 I'll miss you when I wake up.
(PLAYING TRUMPET)
谁愿意站出来做白皇后的勇士？ Who will step forth to be champion for the White Queen?
非我莫属了 That would be I.
你的蒸馏技术很差，我才是的 You have very poor evaporating skills. I should be the one.
我来吧 I'll do it.
- 不，我- 不，我 - No, me. - No, me.
没有其他人能杀死炸脖龙 No other slayer, nohow.
如果不是爱丽丝，它就不会死 If it ain't Alice, it ain't dead.
爱丽丝，你没有义务用自己的生命去满足别人 Alice, you cannot live your life to please others.
选择权在你自己手中 The choice must be yours,
因为当你出去面对那个怪物时 because when you step out to face that creature,
就只能独自战斗了 you will step out alone.
任何事都不能靠眼泪完成的 Nothing was ever accomplished with tears.
亚伯索伦？ Absolem?
你怎么挂在那里？ Why are you upside down?
我的生命就快结束了 I've come to the end of this life.
- 你快死了？- 应该说是转变 - You're going to die? - Transform.
不要走，我需要你的帮助，我不知道怎么做 Don't go. I need your help. I don't know what to do.
如果连你自己是谁都不知道我是帮不上忙的，傻女孩 I can't help you if you don't even know who you are, stupid girl.
我不傻 I'm not stupid.
我的名字是爱丽丝，我住在伦敦 My name is Alice. I live in London.
我的妈妈叫海伦我的姐姐叫玛格丽特 I have a mother named Helen and a sister named Margaret.
我的父亲是查理斯·金斯利 My father was Charles Kingsleigh.
他的眼光远大，能看到大半个世界 He had a vision that stretched halfway around the world,
没有什么能阻止他 and nothing ever stopped him.
我是他的女儿，我叫爱丽丝·金斯利 I'm his daughter. I'm Alice Kingsleigh.
爱丽丝 Alice, at last.
至少你和第一次来这里一样傻乎乎的 You were just as dim-witted the first time you were here.
我记得你把这里叫做“奇异世界” You called it "Wonderland," as I recall.
奇异世界 Wonderland.
(WATCH TICKING)
- 你叫什么？- 爱丽丝 - What do you call yourself? - Alice.
传说中的那个爱丽丝？ The Alice?
我把你带到三月兔和疯帽子那里去我能做的只有这样了 Then I'll take you to the Hare and the Hatter, but that's the end of it.
她就是那个爱丽丝，我确信 McTWISP: She's the right one. I'm certain of it.
啊，萨克雷，拜托别在桌子上 （注：萨克雷为三月兔的名字） Ah, Thackery, not at the table, please.
喝点茶吧 Have some tea.
你不是亚伯索伦，我才是，傻女孩 You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem, stupid girl.
(COUGHING)
- 这是什么？- 我是特里迪，他是特里东 - What is this? - I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.
相反来说，我是特里东，他是特里迪 Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum, he's Tweedledee.
你认为她还记得第一次来这里的事吗？ DODO: You'd think she would remember all this from the first time.
奇妙啊，真奇妙 Curiouser and curiouser.
这完全不是一场梦，这是我的记忆 It wasn't a dream at all, it was a memory.
这个地方那个是真实存在的你也是，疯帽子也是 This place is real, and so are you and so is the Hatter.
还有炸脖龙也是 And the Jabberwocky.
记住，斩首剑自己知道该怎么做 Remember, the Vorpal sword knows what it wants.
你需要做的只是握着它就行了 All you have to do is hold on to it.
再见，爱丽丝也许在下一世里我还会再见到你 Fairfarren, Alice. Perhaps I will see you in another life.
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- 你好，伊拉莎贝 - 你好，米莱娜 （注：伊拉莎贝为红皇后名字） - Hello, Iracebeth. - Hello, Mirana.
(PLAYING TRUMPET)
在这个辉煌之日 On this, the Frabjous Day, the Queens Red and White
红皇后和白皇后将派出她们的勇士代表自己决战 shall send forth their champions to do battle on their behalf.
哦，伊拉莎贝，我们并不是非战不可的 Oh, Racie. We don't have to fight.
我知道你在干什么 I know what you're doing.
你以为眨巴眨巴你的漂亮小眼睛就能感动我吗 You think you can blink those pretty little eyes
就像爸妈那样 and I'll melt, just like Mummy and Daddy did.
拜托 Please.
不！这是我的王冠！我是长女！ No! It is my crown! I am the eldest!
炸脖龙！ Jabberwocky!
(WHIMPERING)
(GASPING)
(ROARING)
不可思议 This is impossible.
只有你认为它不可思议，它才是不可思议的 Only if you believe it is.
有时候我会在早餐前一下相信六件不可思议的事情 Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
这是一种很好的锻炼 That is an excellent practice.
但是，这个时候 However, just at the moment,
你需要集中精神在炸脖龙身上 you really might want to focus on the Jabberwocky.
你的勇士呢，妹妹？ Where's your champion, Sister?
这里 Here.
你好，“嗯” Hello, Um.
六件不可思议的事，数一数吧，爱丽丝 Six impossible things. Count them, Alice.
第一，喝药能让你缩小 One, there's a potion that can make you shrink.
(ROARS)
第二，蛋糕能让你变大 Two, and a cake that can make you grow.
我的宿敌，我们在战场上又见面了 So, my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
我们从来没有见过 We've never met.
不是你，你这个无关紧要的持剑人 Not you, insignificant bearer.
我的远古宿敌是斩首剑 My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
别唠唠叨叨的了 That's enough chatter.
(JABBERWOCKY SHRIEKING)
第三，动物能说话 Three, animals can talk.
第四，爱丽丝 Four, Alice,
猫能凭空消失 cats can disappear.
第五 Five,
有个叫“奇异世界”的地方 there's a place called Wonderland.
第六 Six,
我能杀死炸脖龙 I can slay the Jabberwocky.
(ROARS)
疯帽子犯规了，砍下他的头！ The Hatter's interfering! Off with his head!
(SCREECHING)
(BANDERSNATCH ROARING)
(JABBERWOCKY SCREECHING)
砍下你的头！ Off with your head!
杀了她！ Kill her!
我们不再跟随你了，血腥的大头鬼 We follow you no more, Bloody Big Head.
你敢？砍下他的头！ How dare you? Off with his head!
格里斯的伊拉莎贝你在地下世界犯下的罪行死不足惜 Iracebeth of Crims, your crimes against Underland are worthy of death.
但是，那会违反我的誓言的 However, that is against my vows,
因此，我决定流放你到外域去 （注：外域为地下世界的极西地域） therefore, you are banished to the Outlands.
没人会对你示好，没人会和你说话 No one is to show you any kindness, or ever speak a word to you.
在这个世界上你将一个朋友也没有 You will not have a friend in the world.
陛下，请您宽恕我，我没有恶意的 Majesty, I hope you bear me no ill will.
只有这个是不能宽恕的，伊罗索维克·斯德恩 Only this one, llosovic Stayne,
你将加入伊拉莎贝的流放行列 you are to join Iracebeth in banishment
直到世界的末日 from this day until the end of Underland.
至少我们还在一起 At least we have each other.
(GASPS)
(EX CLAIMING)
陛下，请杀了我吧！求求你！ Majesty, please! Kill me! Please!
但是我没必要这样便宜你的 But I do not owe you a kindness.
- 杀了我吧！- 他居然想杀我 - STAYNE: Take off my head! - He tried to kill me.
- 陛下！求求你！求求你！- 他居然想杀我 - Majesty! Please! Please! - He tried to kill me.
- 我把我的头给你！- 他居然想杀我！ - I offer you my head! - He tried to kill me!
哦，辉煌之日，万岁！万岁！ Oh, the Frabjous Day! Callou! Callay!
(FUTTERWACKEN MUSIC PLAYING)
- 他在做什么？- 他在跳福特沃肯舞 - What is he doing? - Futterwacken.
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
这是炸脖龙的血我用这个表达我们永恒不变的感激之情 Blood of the Jabberwocky. You have our everlasting gratitude.
谢谢你为我们做的一切 And for your efforts on our behalf...
- 这个可以带我回家吗？- 只要你愿意 - Will this take me home? - Lf that is what you choose.
你可以留下来的 You could stay.
这是个疯狂的主意，是个好主意 What an idea. A crazy, mad, wonderful idea.
但是我不能 But I can't.
我还有很多问题需要寻找答案很多事情需要去完成 There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do.
我会悄悄回来的 Be back again before you know it.
你不会记得我的 You won't remember me.
我当然记得，我怎么会忘记呢？ Of course I will. How could I forget?
疯帽子，为什么一只乌鸦会像一张写字台？ Hatter, why is a raven like a writing desk?
我也不知道答案 I haven't the slightest idea.
再见，爱丽丝 Fairfarren, Alice.
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
她把我丢在这里，连个答复都没有 She left me standing there without an answer.
她一定是太紧张了 A case of nerves, no doubt.
- 爱丽丝- 天哪 - Alice. - LORD ASCOT: Good Lord.
- 你还好吗？- 你怎么啦？ - Are you all right? - What happened to you?
我掉进了一个洞里，撞到头了 I fell down a hole and hit my head.
对不起，哈米什，我不能嫁给你你不是我喜欢的类型 I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the right man for me.
而且和你的消化功能打交道有点麻烦 And there's that trouble with your digestion.
我爱你，玛格丽特，但这是我自己的人生我来决定该做什么 I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll decide what to do with it.
拥有我姐姐做妻子你很幸运，洛威尔 You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell,
对她好点，我会盯着你的 and you be good to her. I'll be watching very closely.
世上没有什么王子，伊莫金姑姑 There is no prince, Aunt lmogene.
你得和别人谈谈你的错觉 You need to talk to someone about these delusions.
我突然喜欢兔子，特别是白色的 I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.
别担心，妈妈 Don't worry, Mother,
我将找到我人生的方向的 I'll find something useful to do with my life.
你们俩让我想起了梦里见到的一对有趣的男孩子 You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream.
- 你把我漏掉了？- 不，没有，先生 - You've left me out. - No, I haven't, sir.
等下我和您讨论一点事情 You and I have business to discuss.
那我们在书房里谈好吗？ Shall we speak in the study?
哦，还有一件事 Oh. And one more thing.
(ALL GASPING)
我父亲告诉过我，他打算把商路扩展到苏门答腊岛和婆罗洲岛 My father told me he planned to expand his trade route to Sumatra and Borneo,
但是我认为他看得还不够远 but I don't think he was looking far enough.
为什么不去中国呢？ Why not go all the way to China?
它地域如此辽阔，文化如此丰富而且我们在香港还有个立足之地 It's vast, the culture is rich, and we have a foothold in Hong Kong.
作第一个和中国做生意的人，您想象过吗？ To be the first to trade with China, can you imagine it?
你知道吗，如果其他人和我这样说 You know, if anybody else had said that to me,
我会说：“你失去理智了” I'd say, "You've lost your senses."
但我以前也见过这样的眼神 But I've seen that look before.
好的，虽然你不能成为我的儿媳妇 Well, as you're not going to be my daughter-in-law,
但也许可以考虑一下做公司的学徒 perhaps you'd consider becoming an apprentice with the company.
你好，亚伯索伦 Hello, Absolem.
(ALICE PLAYING)
Tripping out, spinning around
I'm underground I fell down
Yeah, I fell down
I'm freaking out Where am I now?
Upside down and I can't stop it now
Can't stop me now
I, I'll get by
I, I'll survive
When the world's crashing down When I fall and hit the ground
I will turn myself around Don't you try to stop me
I, I won't cry
I found myself in Wonderland
Get back on my feet, the ground
Is this real?
Is it pretend?
I'll take a stand until the end
I, I'll get by
I, I'll survive
When the world's crashing down When I fall and hit the ground
I will turn myself around Don't you try to stop me
I, I won't cry
“一命呜呼怪兽亡，拎着兽首把家还” (注：以上诗歌出自小说第二部《爱丽丝穿镜奇幻记》) "He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back"
Oh, Alice, dear, where have you been?
So near, so far, so in between
What have you heard? What have you seen?
Alice, Alice, please, Alice
Oh, tell us, are you big or small?
To try this one or try them all
It's such a long, long way to fall
Alice, Alice, oh, Alice
How can you know this way, not that?
You choose the door You choose the path
Perhaps you should be coming back
Another day, another day
And nothing is quite what it seems
You're dreaming Are you dreaming?
Oh, Alice
Oh!
Oh, how will you find your way?
No time for tears today No time for tears today
So many doors, how did you choose?
So much to gain, so much to lose
So many things got in your way
No time today, no time today
Be careful not to lose your head
Remember what the dormouse said
Alice!
Did someone pull you by the hand?
How many miles to Wonderland?
Please tell us so we'll understand
Alice, Alice, oh, Alice
Oh, how will you find your way?