今晚在倫敦，我們將迎來萬人迷之夜。 Tonight in London, we have the night of nights.
該死，這城市有這麼多天才。 Damn, there is so much talent in this city.
年度aaa級保鏢獎。 The Triple-A Rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
你今晚最想見到誰，邁克? Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike?
天啊，我是說，這裏只有一個最受歡迎的人，史蒂夫，你知道，這個保鏢有最好的客戶名單，最好的汽車躲避技巧，最好的槍械操作技巧。 Oh, my God, I mean, there is only one white-hot favorite here, Steve, and, you know, this bodyguard has had the best client list, the best evasive-car maneuvers, the best gun-handling skills.
天啊，他的頭髮都是最棒的，而且他還堅持讓他的客戶系安全帶。 Christ, he even has the best hair, and he actually insists his clients wear seat belts.
他是不需要介紹的保鏢。 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction.
邁克爾·布萊斯無疑是今年的大熱門。 Michael Bryce is the clear favorite this year.
最後一個獎項是年度aaa保鏢獎。 The final award for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
獲勝者是我心目中的英雄，邁克爾·布萊斯! And the winner is... my personal hero, Michael Bryce!
是的! Yes!
什麼? What?
幹得好,伴侶。 Well done, mate.
不錯,邁克爾。 Good job, Michael.
那麼重。 So heavy.
哇! Whoo!
哇。呃,我只是……我只是想… Wow. Uh, I just... I just want to, um...
大流士? Darius?
——黑澤明。——Michael-san。 - Kurosawa. - Michael-san.
安全的旅行。 Safe travels.
你為什麼不能保護我? Why couldn't you protect me?
發出滴答聲,草泥馬。 Ticktock, motherfucker.
你多久做一次這樣的夢? And how often do you have this dream?
-隻有一次…——哦。這可不太…-…一個晚上。——正確的。 - Just once... - Oh. Well, that's not too... - ...a night. - Right.
大多是在我睡覺的時候。 Mostly when I'm asleep.
這就是我的生活。 It's what my life was supposed to be.
我曾是完美的執行保護員直到達利斯·金凱德殺了我最重要的客戶我才失去了一切。 I was the perfect executive protection agent till I lost it all when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client.
達利斯·金凱德，他是你的親戚嗎? Darius Kincaid, is he a relative of yours?
上帝,沒有。 God, no.
他是被通緝的殺手，因為全世界無數的謀殺案。 He's a hitman wanted for, like, a zillion murders around the world.
甚至替他擋了一顆子彈。 Even took a bullet for him.
保鏢委員會，他們不會承認的。 The Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't recognize it.
顯然，他們不喜歡保護反社會者。 Apparently, they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths.
所以在兩周內，我必須去法庭上試著拿回我的aaa級授權。 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal and try to get my Triple-A rated license back.
為了應對未來，我們有時不得不面對過去。 To deal with the future, we sometimes have to deal with the past.
通常情況下，認可問題源於不贊成的父親。 Quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father.
我沒有認可的問題。我有執照問題。 I don't have validation issues. I have a licensing issue.
我是個無照保鏢。 I am a bodyguard without a license.
這就像沒有軀幹的肚皮舞演員。 That's like being a belly dancer without a torso.
我覺得你應該暫時忘掉保鏢找到內心的幸福。 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while and find happiness within.
在什麼? Within what?
在你自己。 Within yourself.
幸福在於你是誰。 Happiness in who you are.
我在聽。 I'm listening.
首先，我覺得，所有的槍支和暴力都壓在你的靈魂上。 Well, first things first, I think, uh, all the guns and violence are weighing on your soul.
所以你需要離開，理清思緒，然後才能找到未來的自己。 So you need to get away and clear your mind, and then you can find your future self.
等等，等等。像一個超能力的未來派保鏢？ Wait, wait. Like... Like a cool futuristic bodyguard with super powers?
不，你能不能別說了…別再想保鏢了。 No, will you stop... Stop thinking about bodyguarding.
你有夢想中的假期嗎? Do you have a dream vacation at all?
我聽說意大利的這個季節很美，那托斯卡納怎麼樣? I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year, so how about Tuscany?
不,不,不。托斯卡納。沒有托斯卡納。托斯卡納。 No, no, no. Not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany.
好吧，那就去卡普裏吧。 Okay, uh, Capri then.
卡普裏島。 Capri.
喜歡的褲子。 Like the pants.
此外，許多客戶發現，給未來的自己寫日記或錄音備忘錄很有幫助。 Also, a lot of clients find it helpful writing journal letters to their future self or recording voice memos.
如果我打電話給他呢? What if I call him?
我可以給他留言。我一直帶著手機。 I could leave him voice messages. I have my phone with me all the time.
喬安妮，這太棒了。 Joanne, this is great.
我覺得我們取得了很大的進步。 I feel like we're making really great progress here.
我也是，是的。 So do I, yeah.
你也不用再來找我了。 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again.
我是說，現在這是你的旅程。 I mean, this is very much your journey now.
——我的旅程。-你已經畢業了。 - My journey. - You've graduated therapy.
畢業? Graduated?
跟我說。 Repeat after me.
「沒有保鏢。」 "No bodyguarding."
N…不… N... No...
身體……保鏢。 Body... ...bodyguarding.
——好。沒有槍支。——嗯。 - Good. And no guns. - Hmm.
沒有槍支。 No guns.
等待。不，不，等一下。我可以…-我可以留著我的筆刀嗎?-是的。 Wait. No, no, hold on. Can I, uh... - Can I keep my pen knife though? - Yeah.
-這是一個非常實用的工具。-你可以留著你的筆刀 - It's a very functional tool. - You can keep your pen knife.
只有你和你未來的自己在內心尋找幸福。 Just you and your future self finding happiness within.
——未來的自己。-你現在只需要保護這兩個人，好嗎?——正確的。是的。好吧。 - Future self. - That's the only two people that you need to be protecting - right now, okay? - Right. Yeah. Okay.
-真不敢相信我從心理治療專業畢業了。——我知道。祝賀你。 - I can't believe I graduated therapy. - I know. Congratulations.
耶穌基督! Jesus Christ!
他媽的。 Fuck.
經過兩年的歐盟制裁，希臘經濟急劇下滑，引發了大規模示威、內亂和全國性罷工。 After two years of crippling EU sanctions, Greece's economy has spiraled into free fall, causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest and nationwide strikes.
現在讓我們連線歐盟主席沃爾特·費捨爾先生，他將宣佈他的決定。 We now cross live as the head of the EU, Mr. Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision.
再過四天，也就是本財政年度結束時，歐盟將對希臘實施進一步的經濟和金融制裁。 In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year, the European Union will impose further economic and financial sanctions on the nation of Greece.
不會有任何問題。 There will be no questions.
我們要把費捨先生轉移到撤離點。準備直升機。 We are moving Mr. Fiscer to the extraction point. Prepare the helicopter.
今天宣佈的進一步制裁導致了雅典街頭的大規模騷亂，數千名抗議者造成了大範圍的破壞。 Today's announcement of further sanctions has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens, with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage...
你知道希臘是文明的故鄉嗎? Do you know that Greece is the motherland of civilization?
她給世界帶來了藝術、科學、文化…… She gave the world art and science, culture...
和悲劇。 and tragedy.
亞里士多德，如果這是關於決定…-你必須扭轉它。-不可能。 Aristotle, if this is about the decision... - You must reverse it. - There is no way.
這是一次民主投票。 It was a democratic vote.
你扼殺了我的國家，費希爾先生。 You have suffocated my country, Mr. Fiscer.
但是記住我的話。 But mark my words.
四天之後，就在你的制裁開始的那一刻，歐洲所有的基礎設施都會被燒燬。 In four days' time, at the exact moment your sanctions will commence, all of Europe's infrastructure will burn.
金融市場會崩潰，數百萬人會失去生命 而希臘會回到她作為文明中心的應有位置! Financial markets will collapse, and millions of lives will be lost... ... while Greece will return to her rightful place as the center of civilization!
你好，我是邁克爾·布萊斯。 Hello, you've reached Michael Bryce.
請留言，祝你今天過得愉快。 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
你好，未來的邁克爾。 Hey there, future Michael.
今天邁克爾。我的第一印象不太好。 It's today Michael. I'm not great at first impressions.
我只是想說，我覺得你會為我從心理治療專業畢業而感到驕傲。 I just want to say that I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy.
我正式休假了，說實話，我不知道我為什麼不早點這麼做。 I'm officially on sabbatical, and to be honest, I don't know why I didn't do this sooner.
才過了12個小時，世界就已經變得更加豐富了，就好像它一直在等著我做出改變。 It's only been 12 hours, but already the world feels more abundant, as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change.
我想到我的執照，我問自己，「我為什麼這麼激動?」 I think about my license, and I ask myself, "What was I so worked up about?"
事實上，自從金凱德殺了黑澤明以來，我第一次開始想像沒有保鏢的生活。 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa, I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding.
或者是槍和血。 Or guns or blood.
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂，但這真的像是一個新的開始……我們走吧,Breece ! I know this sounds crazy, but this really feels like a new beginning... Let's go, Breece!
嘿! Hey!
-怎麼回事?——加油! - What's going on? - Come on!
我想我認識你。我不認識你嗎? I think I know you. Don't I know you?
我是索尼婭。金凱德。 I'm Sonia Kincaid.
黑手黨抓走了我丈夫。我們得去找他。 The mafia took my husband. We have to go get him.
不,不,不。我不會牽扯進來的。 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in this.
我受到嚴格的心理命令…你怎麼找到我的? I'm under strict psychological orders that... How did you find me?
他去哪了? Where the fuck is he?
來吧! Come on!
等一下。最後，達利斯並沒有糾纏我的夢……如果你不幫我，我就把你的夢想變成你的噩夢。 Hold on a second. Finally, Darius isn't haunting my dreams... If you don't help me, I am gonna put my strap-on on and I am gonna fuck your dreams until they wish they were your nightmares.
娘! Motherfuckers!
首先，你的嘴需要驅魔。 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism.
其次，他為什麼需要我的幫助? Second of all, why does he need my help?
他說"找Michael Breece來" He said, "Get Michael Breece."
-他這麼說的?——是的! - He said that? - Yes!
-我以為他討厭我。- - - - - -來吧。我們走吧! - I thought he hated me. - Come on. Let's go!
你是邪惡的! You are vile!
他到底說了什麼?金凱德的語氣是什麼? What did he say exactly? What was Kincaid's tone?
誰他媽在乎? Who gives a fuck?
來吧!我們走吧!得到它!得到它! Come on! Let's go! Get on it! Get on it!
-拿著槍。-不，我現在不賣槍。 - Take the gun. - No, I'm not doing guns right now.
我得到了它。 I got it.
哇,哇,哇!等等,等等,等等! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait!
不,不,不!肯定有更安全的下山路! No, no, no! There's gotta be a safer way down!
肯定有更安全的下山路。也許像一個開關…好吧。 There's gotta be a safer way down. Maybe like a switch... Okay.
真的嗎?走吧! Really? Go!
他在哪裏? So where is he?
他們把他從我身邊帶走了，布裏希。 They took him from me, Breece.
我們本來要去度蜜月的。 We were gonna go on our honeymoon.
我們要去意大利旅行。 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy.
我一直都夢想著，你知道嗎? I always dreamt of it, you know?
一切都是那麼浪漫，那麼完美! Everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect!
然後這個混蛋在我們蜜月的第一晚最激動人心的時刻離開了。 And then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker took off on the most exciting moment of our first night of our honeymoon.
接著，電話鈴響了…-…他被黑手黨抓住了。-寶貝，我需要幫助! The next thing I know, the phone rings... - ...and he's been captured by the mafia. - Baby, I need help!
但他是個工作狂，布裏希。 But he's a workaholic, Breece.
我知道他找了份該死的工作。 I know he took a motherfucking job.
他是個怪物。 Well, he is a monster.
我只是想讓他給我提供一個穩定的家庭。 I just want him to provide me with the stability that we need to start the family.
你是說「家人」嗎? Did you say "family"?
我們想要個孩子。 We're trying to have a baby.
願上帝憐憫我們的靈魂。 May God have mercy on our souls.
我們在那麼多不同的地方，如此努力地、如此溫柔地做愛……——嗯。 We have fucked so hard and so tenderly, - and in so many different places... - Mmm.
-…和姿勢和……——嗯。嗯哼。 - ...and positions and... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
．..我只是還沒懷孕 ...and I just haven't gotten pregnant.
你知道我覺得問題出在哪裏嗎? You know what I think the problem is?
——生物學。-是的。 - Biology. - Yeah.
- Mi的鑽石太緊了。——你什麼? - Mi diamante is too tight. - Your what?
我的貓咪,草泥馬。 My pussy, motherfucker.
-我的陰部太緊了。——哦。哦。 - My pussy is just too tight. - Oh. Oh.
既然達裏奧用了這麼多睪丸激素，他就會吃大男子主義的東西，嘀咕的精子在我的陰道管道裏半途中止了任務。 And since Dario uses all this testosterone, he eats macho shit, the whiny sperm abort the mission halfway up my pussy pipe.
嗨。 Hi.
我一定會是個好媽媽的。 I'm going to be such a good mother.
我想不出比他更好的人了。 I can't imagine anyone gooder.
你有防狼噴霧嗎?我在休假。 Do you have pepper spray? I'm on sabbatical.
晚上好,先生們。 Good evening, gentlemen.
那是誰? Who's that?
那個我們沒見過面的客戶? The client we never get to meet?
你關心的是示威遊行。 Your concern is the demonstration.
所以請演示。 So please demonstrate.
數據結點通常用碳化鎢包裹。 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide.
唯一堅硬的是鑽石。 The only thing harder is diamond.
整個歐洲有成千上萬個數據節點，每個節點都由機密坐標定位。 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe, each of them located by classified coordinates.
你想要侵入的連接點越大，你需要的鑽頭就越大。 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, the bigger the drill you will need.
然後就只需要上傳我的病毒，選擇攻擊半徑，把所有連接到電網的東西武器化。 Then it's just a matter of uploading my virus, selecting the radius of the attack, weaponizing everything connected to the grid.
再見。 Bye-bye.
滿意嗎? Satisfied?
它是完美的。 It's perfect.
非常。 Very.
殺死他們。 Kill them.
收到目標鎖定。 Copy that. Target locked.
今天早上，高速巨浪摧毀了薩格勒布的電網，薩格勒布市一覺醒來就陷入了一片混亂。 The city of Zagreb has woken to absolute chaos this morning after a high velocity surge wiped out its power grid.
死亡人數已經上升到75人。 The climbing death toll has now reached 75.
奧尼爾先生。 Mr. O'Neill.
克魯利負責人。 Superintendent Crowley.
現在半個希臘都處於無政府狀態，我希望你有一個很好的理由讓我退出聯合國安全峰會。 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy, I hope you have a very good reason for pulling me out of a UN Security Summit.
我當然知道。看到新聞了嗎? Goddamn right I do. Seen the news?
數據塔的損壞程度與雷擊相當我傾向於同意這種說法。 The damage to the data towers is in-line with a lightning strike and I'm inclined to agree.
你覺得這像是被雷擊的受害者嗎? Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you?
它看起來也像岡瑟·馮·韋伯。 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber.
他因入侵、滲透和破壞世界上最安全的網絡系統而被16個國家通緝。 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking, infiltrating and undermining the world's most secure cyber systems.
你想說什麼? Where are you going with this?
我的意大利線人卡洛指出四天內發生了一次大規模網絡攻擊。 My Italian informant Carlo specified there was a large-scale cyber attack in four days.
奧尼爾先生，你已經多次被警告與未經批准的犯罪線人打交道是違反規定的。 Mr. O'Neill, you have been warned repeatedly that it is against protocol to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants.
聽著，我在歐洲待了一個月? Listen, I have been in Europe for a month, okay?
你們這些人只會看足球比賽。 The only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer.
沒有一家酒吧有山姆·亞當斯。 Not one bar carries Sam Adams.
所以你至少可以讓我做我們在波士頓做的事，好嗎? So the least you could do was let me do what we do in Boston, okay?
我們和壞人合作，抓住最壞的人。 We work with the bad guys to get the worst guys.
這是一次試運行。 This was a trial run.
卡洛被要求明天晚上買下波托菲諾的下一個坐標。 And Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates tomorrow night in Portofino.
好吧。你想要什麼? All right. What do you want?
我想要一間辦公室。我要一個特警隊。我想要無限制的預算。 I want an office. I want a SWAT team. I want an unlimited budget.
如果我破了這個案子，我要你把我送回波士頓。 And if I solve this case, I want you to send me back to Boston.
我給你24小時和一輛監控車。 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van.
-我需要一個翻譯。-我的給你 - I need a translator. - You can have mine.
嗯。 Hmm.
-他們叫你什麼?——Ailso。 - What do they call you? - Ailso.
混蛋嗎? Asshole?
Ailso。 Ailso.
傳統的蘇格蘭的名字。 Traditional Scottish name.
好了，威廉·華萊士，準備直升機。 All right, William Wallace, warm up the chopper.
我們要去意大利。 We're going to Italy.
大流士。金凱德。 Darius Kincaid.
有人告訴我你在城裏。 A little birdie told me that you were in town.
還記得我嗎?你的老朋友卡洛。 Remember me? Your old pal Carlo.
我記得我殺了一群為你工作的混蛋。 I remember killing a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you.
我也記得。 I remember that too.
現在，我想向你們介紹我的朋友他是泰拉奇納的屠夫。 Now, I'd like to introduce you to my friend... ...the butcher of Terracina.
這讓我想起了酒店的水療中心。 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel.
真的嗎? Really?
不客氣。 Not at all.
這些是抱著我的小屌絲。 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha.
好吧，讓我們炸了這個媽媽…哇,哇,哇。好吧。看。不。 Okay, let's blast this mother... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Look. No.
你拿著槍進去，他們就會在裏面亂開槍，然後就是"拜拜，達利斯" You go in there guns blazing, they're going to get trigger-happy inside, then it's "bye-bye Darius."
他要見我。他需要我。所以我們要按我的方式來做。 He asked for me. He needs me. So we're going to do this my way.
也就是說不能殺人，不能持槍，不能流血。 That means no killing, no guns and no blood.
無聊總是最好的。理解嗎? Boring is always best. Understood?
當然不是。什麼? Of course not. What?
耶穌基督! Jesus Christ!
他媽的。 Fuck.
你做了什麼? What have you done?
這些混蛋有點太新鮮了。 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.
我特別說過不許殺人，不許流血，不許開槍。 I specifically said no killing, no blood and no guns.
-我不是在休假。-你的襯衫呢? - I'm not on sabbatical. - Where is your shirt?
處理它! Deal with it!
寶貝! Baby!
哦……堅持。 Oh... Hang on.
他在這裏做什麼? What the fuck is he doing here?
-我記得發音是「thank you」。——為了什麼? - I believe it's pronounced "thank you." - For what?
謝謝你救了你的命。一遍又一遍。 Uh, for saving your life. Again and again and again.
我從沒讓你省點什麼! I never asked you to save shit!
寶貝!邁克爾·布萊斯他媽的在這幹什麼? Baby! What in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here?
你說"寶貝，給我接邁克爾·布裏斯" You said, "Baby, get me Michael Breece!"
什麼? What?
不!不,不,不。我說…寶貝，我需要幫助。 No! No, no, no. I said... Baby, I need help.
找邁克爾·布萊斯以外的人。——什麼? Get anyone... - ...but Michael Bryce. - What?
他不是救了你嗎? Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass?
不代表我要和他做最好的朋友。 Doesn't mean I got to be best friends with him.
他是地球上最煩人的混蛋。 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth.
原諒我嗎? Excuse me?
我聽力很好。我能聽到你說話。 I have 20/20 hearing. I can hear you.
那些死人能聽到你說話。 The dead guys can hear you.
你說我是地球上最煩人的混蛋是什麼意思? And what do you mean I'm the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth?
有多少次你差點害死我? How many times have you nearly got me killed?
不夠的。 Not enough.
來吧,寶貝。趁他還沒開始飛行安全示範，我們趕緊離開這裏。 Come on, baby. Let's get out of here before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration.
你用胡椒噴霧了嗎? Are you using pepper spray?
我在休假。 I'm on sabbatical.
我在努力尋找我的精神覺醒。 And I'm trying to find my spiritual awa... Awakening.
草泥馬!你不知道氣，如果…嘿! Motherfucker! You wouldn't know chi if... Hey!
我沒必要在這裏，你知道嗎? I didn't have to be here, you know?
我眼睛上沾了新鮮黃瓜! I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes!
我有一件亞麻睡袍，棉線密度高得離譜。 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count.
就像睡在雲裏。 It was like sleeping in a cloud.
合十禮,草泥馬。 Namaste, motherfucker.
大流士嗎? Darius?
殺手，保鏢和女騙子。 The hitman, the bodyguard and the con woman.
你們這群蠢貨剛殺了卡羅，那個準備送我回家的線人。 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo, the informant that was going to punch my ticket home.
你他媽是誰? Who the fuck are you?
國際刑警鮑比·奧尼爾探員。這就是我。 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am.
我知道你們三個蠢貨是誰。 And I know who all three of you shitheads are.
邁克爾·布萊斯，aaa級保鏢。社區的支柱。 Michael Bryce, Triple-A rated bodyguard. Pillar of the community.
禮物。謝謝你！ Present. Thank you.
只有我知道，當散彈威利殺了黑澤明時你失去了你的駕照。 Only I know, you lost your license to protect when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa.
——沒有。這還在審查中，好嗎?——獵槍威利? - No. That's under review, okay? - Shotgun Willie?
-金凱德開的槍…,而且…… - Kincaid took that shot... - Moreover...
你還在接客戶。 you're still taking clients.
一個名字。 Name one.
曼達拉的蘇丹。布魯塞爾。 The Sultan of Mandara. Brussels.
陛下，我是邁克爾·布萊斯，您的執行保護員。 Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protective agent.
下來!開火! Get down! Shots fired!
聯繫!聯繫! Contact! Contact!
那可是重罪，夥計。 That's a felony, pal.
他媽的布魯塞爾。他媽的! Fucking Brussels. Fuck!
至於你們倆，你們要在監獄裏待上十億年了。 As for you two, you're looking at about a billion years in prison.
但今天是你的幸運日 But today is your lucky day.
因為我不會讓你坐電椅，我要給你一個贖罪的機會。 Because instead of going to the electric chair, I'm going to give you a shot at redemption.
我得到了一個神秘大人物的情報他要發動全面的網絡攻擊。 Now, I got intel on the mystery big shot that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack.
卡洛，我現在已經死了的線人，本來打算買一個硬盤，裏面有襲擊的坐標。 Carlo, my now-dead informant, was gonna buy a hard drive containing the coordinates for the attack.
你為什麼看著我?我沒碰卡洛。 Why are you looking at me? I didn't touch Carlo.
多虧了你的屠殺，這是不可能的。 Thanks to your bloodbath, that can't happen.
所以，你們這幫混蛋要去波托菲諾然後把錢買下來。 So, you assholes are going to Portofino and you're going to make the buy instead.
鮑勃，順便問一下? Uh, Bob, uh, quick sidebar?
聽。首先，如果能讓我免於牢獄之災我很樂意推遲我的休假。 Listen. Uh, first off, I am happy to postpone my sabbatical if it's going to keep me out of jail.
但我覺得你應該重新考慮和這些人合作…我不想去波托菲諾。 But I think you should really reconsider working with these guys... I don't want to go to Portofino.
．..因為他們，你知道，都他媽的瘋了。 ...because they're, you know, fucking crazy.
他媽的!哇。 Fuck! Wow.
好的,cum-for-brains。 Okay, cum-for-brains.
你會成為卡洛英國情婦的愚蠢保鏢。 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard for Carlo's British mistress.
不爽褲子在這裏，確保硬盤被取出來。——脾氣暴躁的褲子嗎? While Grumpy Pants here - makes sure that hard drive gets out. - Grumpy Pants?
我們清楚嗎? Are we clear?
我們可以拿著錢跑路，寶貝。 We can just take the money and run, baby.
不，我不想再跑了，達利斯。 No, I'm tired of running, Darius.
啊,克魯利負責人。多好。 Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How nice.
我可不想去波托菲諾當他的走狗! I don't want to go to Portofino as his bitch!
你看到那傢伙出拳有多狠了嗎? Did you see how hard that guy punches?
這本該是我的蜜月! This was supposed to be my honeymoon!
如果有人在樓上呢? What if somebody's upstairs?
閉嘴。 Shut up.
——好的。-計劃有變。 - Okay. - Change of plans.
裏雅斯特港口發生了一起搶劫案，可能與此有關。 There's been a heist at a Trieste shipping dock, and it could be related.
但這並不能改變這裏正在發生的事情。 But that does not change what's happening here.
肖恩·康納利會給你一大筆錢讓你買下它。 Sean Connery here is going to give you a bunch of money to make the buy.
看到了嗎?這是你買的錢。 See that? It's your buy money.
一分錢不見了，你要是擅離職守，我就給你們所有人發他媽全球紅色通緝令。 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL, and I'm going to slap global Red fucking Notices on all your asses.
——哦,天哪!不是紅色的通知。——紅色的通知?你在幹什麼? - Oh, no! Not Red Notices. - Red Notices? What are you doing?
不是我! Not on me!
-這是什麼，諾基亞嗎?-聽我說。 - What is this, a Nokia? - Listen to me.
-我都不知道怎麼用這玩意。-看著我! - I don't know how to even work this thing. - Look at me!
-看著我!-我在看你。 - Look at me! - I'm looking at you.
要和我保持密切聯繫，明白嗎? You stay in close contact with me, you understand?
-我會一直給你打電話的。——閉嘴。我呼喚你，你就回答。 - I'll call you all the time. - Shut up. When I call, you answer.
而你，資源有點少。 And you, resources are kind of low.
我希望你享受你的交通工具。 I want you to enjoy your transportation.
別搞砸了。 Do not fuck this up.
我們肯定會搞砸的。 We're definitely going to fuck this up.
-不，天啊!-他會搞砸我們的 - No, oh, my God! - He's gonna fuck us up.
看看你讓我背負的兩個人。 Look at the two people you're saddling me with.
-快去波托菲諾!-我們根本不可能逃出這個房間。他還不如雇一隻拿著毛線的腦殘小貓來幫我們擺脫這一切…… - Get your asses to Portofino! - There's zero chance we're making it out of this room. He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten with yarn to get us out of this thing...
你的蜜月結束了。 Your fucking honeymoon is over.
我知道有些人在結婚那天會臨陣退縮。 I understand some people get cold feet on their wedding day.
但我從沒想過你會在我們的蜜月之夜變冷! But I would have never thought that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night!
寶貝,寶貝。我說了對不起。 Baby, baby. I said I was sorry.
抱歉是不夠的。我需要一個解釋。 Sorry is not good enough. I want an explanation.
你他媽去哪了? Where the fuck were you?
你去哪了，大流士?只是告訴她。 Where were you, Darius? Just tell her.
我接受了一份工作，好嗎? I took a job, okay?
——去你媽的!去你媽的!——嘿!嘿,嘿! - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Hey! Hey, hey!
——去你媽的!-也許現在是討論安全帶規則的好時機。 - Fuck you! - Perhaps now's a good time to talk about the seat belt rule.
也許現在是時候談談閉嘴規則了。 Perhaps now's a good time to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule.
我這麼說是因為她開得像個碰撞測試假人。 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy.
別批評我老婆的駕駛技術，混蛋。 Do not criticize my wife's driving, motherfucker.
噓,噓,噓。 Hush, hush, hush.
你知道我剛意識到什麼嗎? Do you know what I just realized?
我不會讓你們這些瘋子毀了我的。 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit.
我會把這當作一次愉快的意大利公路之旅——我會假裝你仍然是我忠誠的丈夫。——我! I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy - and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband. - I am!
而你，布瑞斯，你將成為人類的行李。 And you, Breece, you will be... you will be the human luggage.
是的。 Yes.
我們現在在度蜜月。 We are now on honeymoon.
首先，這是一項使命。 First of all, it's a mission.
其次，我們說清楚，我答應過我的心理醫生不帶保鏢，所以我哪一個都不保護……——噢!-這不是任務! Second of all, and just so we're clear, I promised my therapist no bodyguarding, so I'm not protecting either one... - Ow! - This is not mission!
-這是蜜月!-搞什麼? - This is honeymoon! - What the fuck?
嘿!看著路! Hey! Eyes on road!
看著路! Eyes on road!
嬰兒需要在刺激的環境中被創造出來。 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment.
我一定是被觀光，購物，美食所激發，但我們正式在度蜜月。 I must be aroused by sightseeing, shopping, fine dining, but we are officially on honeymoon.
——真的嗎?真的嗎?-她是說美餐嗎? - For real? Really? - Did she say fine dining?
別這樣，夥計們。我們還是把注意力放在路上吧。 Let's not do that, guys. Let's just focus on the road here.
好吧。我得到了它。 All right. I got it.
不,它很好。你們只是…你們去吧。 No, it's fine. You guys just... You guys have at it.
也許可以輕踩一下剎車。 Maybe feather the brake a bit.
也許可以輕踩一下剎車! Maybe feather the brake a bit!
-把你的手機借我。-你為什麼要騙她? - Yo, let me borrow your phone. - Why'd you lie to her?
你他媽在說什麼? The fuck are you talking about?
你在後面騙了她。你不是在工作。 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job.
你怎麼知道的? And how would you know that?
因為當一個人撒謊的時候有22種身體跡象而你卻有40種。 Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies and you exhibited 40.
如果你敢跟索尼婭說一個字，我就想出新辦法殺了你。 If you say one word to Sonia about this, I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.
哇。你一定做了什麼很嚴重的事，達利斯。 Wow. You must have done something really serious, Darius.
誠實是上策。 Honesty's the best policy.
我才不聽單身混蛋的感情建議。 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers.
我沒有通話計劃。讓它快。 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick.
我只是想知道我能不能… Yeah, I was just wondering if I could...
我接受了一份工作，好嗎? I took a job, okay?
波托菲諾有水景，這意味著對我們來說是完美的……——哦,大便。-你要去哪裏? Portofino has water views, which means that it's perfect for us... - Oh, shit. - Where are you going?
索尼婭!他媽的什麼? Sonia! What the fuck?
你最好祈禱那份工作值得你這麼做，混蛋。 You better hope that job's worth it, motherfucker.
——什麼工作?-讓我來。 - What job? - Let me do it.
這他媽是誰? Who the fuck is this?
卡門下午兩點有空。 We have an availability for Carmen at 2:00 p.m.
卡門他媽的是誰? Who the fuck is Carmen?
我們有卡門歌劇的票，你想要兩張，不是嗎? We have tickets to the opera Carmen, and you wanted two, no?
我愛卡門! I love Carmen!
讓我們生個孩子吧! Let's make a baby!
那是什麼聲音?我不能……停止。 What's that thumping? I can't... Stop.
你們他媽的瘋了嗎? Are you people fucking insane?
嘿!小心你的嘴! Hey! Watch your mouth!
我在街上接你，免得你中暑，現在你說我瘋了? I picked you up from the street, save you from sunstroke, and now you're calling me insane?
中暑? Sunstroke?
你可能會因為把狗留在熱車裏而坐牢。 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car.
更別提我聽到你們倆做的事會對心理造成什麼影響。 And don't even get me started on the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing.
——噢,該死的。-那是瓦倫蒂諾嗎? - Oh, goddamn. - Is that Valentino?
不,它是我的。 No, it's mine.
你把錢花了嗎? Did... Did you spend the buy money?
來吧。他們完全希望我們花一些錢。 Come on. They totally expect us to spend some of it.
不,不。當然，我會用我畢生的積蓄來支付。 No, no. Obviously, I'll cover it with my life savings.
我認為這是個好主意。 I think that's a great idea.
我去打個電話。 I'm just going to make a call.
我希望我能有一些積蓄。 I wish I had some life savings.
你好。我是邁克爾·布萊斯。 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
請留言，祝你今天過得愉快。 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
我們的小任務…好吧，我們偏離了方向。 That little mission we're on... Well, we're way off course.
連球場都看不見了。或者聽你說。 Can't even see the course anymore. Or hear it, for that matter.
我的耳朵還在嗡嗡作響因為激烈的性交導致了四次高潮。 Uh, my ears are still ringing from ferocious sexual intercourse leading to a rolling quadruple climax.
不管怎樣,我發洩。我不想向你發洩。 Anyway, I'm venting. I don't want to vent to you.
我晚點再來找你。 So, I'll catch up with you later.
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
你在跟誰說話? Who were you talking to?
這是一個秘密。 That's a secret.
-我知道你的秘密。——你會怎麼做? - I know your secret. - You do?
你太孤獨了，都在自言自語。 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself.
哈! Ha!
聽著,Breece。你真的傷害了我的感情。 Listen, Breece. You really hurt my feelings.
你真的認為我瘋了嗎? Do you really think I am crazy?
不!我覺得你很有攻擊性。 No! I think you're unusually aggressive.
呃,暴力。但以一種不可預知的方式。 Uh, violent. But in an unpredictable way.
-我會是個好媽媽的，你不覺得嗎?-我想你…是的。 - I would make a great mother, don't you think? - I think you... Yes.
天啊，有你這樣的主人，孩子真是太幸運了。 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host.
謝謝你,Breece。謝謝你！ Thank you, Breece. Thank you.
一定是你強大的無性戀讓你成為了一個很好的傾聽者。 It must be your powerful asexuality that makes you such a good listener.
讓我猜一猜。克勞力給了我們一條線索。 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead.
沒人告訴我裏面有什麼。這是一次機密的軍事運輸。 No one will tell me what was inside. It was a classified military shipment.
哇，哇，哇，哇! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
這他媽的幾率有多大? What are the fucking odds?
似乎閃電擊中了兩次。 Seems lightning strikes twice.
我們需要那張裝箱單。 We need to get that packing slip.
你覺得我們該怎麼做，鮑比先生? How would you propose we do that, Mr. Bobby?
什麼…… What...
-天啊，你他媽在幹什麼?狗娘養的 - Jesus, what the fuck are you doing? - Son of a bitch.
上次我看到這種東西時，布魯斯·威利斯正在一顆小行星上鑽洞。 Last time I saw something like this, Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid.
鮑比，很高興你打電話來。 Bobby, I'm glad you called.
聽著，這是個鑲鑽我知道有聯繫，但這鑽太他媽大了。 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill and I know there's a link, but this drill was fucking massive.
你是對的。 You were right.
我們在羅馬辦公室聽到了一些閒言碎語。 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office.
黑幫在波托菲諾做交易。 The mob are making a buy in Portofino.
他們在購買大規模數據網格的機密坐標。 They're purchasing classified coordinates of a large-scale data grid.
我們在那裏有一個監視小組…-我們在波托菲諾有團隊?-是的，現在就位 We've got a surveillance team there... - We have a team in Portofino? - Yeah, moving into position now.
-去拿直升機，去拿直升機。哦,鮑比。 - Get the chopper, get the chopper. - Oh, Bobby.
如果這真的是你說的那樣，我會親自確保你被調回波士頓。 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is, I will personally make sure you get your transfer back to Boston.
女士，我真不知道該怎麼感謝你。 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough.
非常感謝。謝謝你,女士。 Thank you so much. Thank you, ma'am.
我們要去波托菲諾! We're going to Portofino!
讓我們進入角色。我是保鏢。 Let's get into character. I'm the bodyguard.
現在，讓我們來聽聽卡洛情婦的英國口音。 Now, let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress.
我的英國口音很完美，你個混蛋。 My British accent is perfect, you fucking cunt.
好吧，我們跳過英式口音直接說被殘忍處決吧。 Okay, let's skip the British accent and go straight to being brutally executed.
視線怎麼樣，D? How's the sight line, D?
嗯,嗯。 Mmm, mmm.
只是為了保護我的線人。 Just protecting my asset.
我們是來見弗拉基米爾的。 We're here to see Vladimir.
我是保鏢。 I'm the bodyguard.
安全檢查。 Security check.
兩分鐘。 Two minutes out.
克勞力已經派人去了。我們得取消交易。 Crowley's got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy.
如果她發現我讓那些白癡為我工作 If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me...
-他不接電話——操。 - He's not answering the phone. - Fuck.
我怎麼跟他們說的?燃燒的電話。把它撿起來! What did I tell 'em? Burn the phone. Pick it up!
-給你，先生-非常感謝偉大的工作。 - Here you go, sir. - Thank you very much. Great work.
——哦,大便。——怎麼了? - Oh, shit. - What's wrong?
只是以前的客戶，沒事的。他沒看見我。 Just a former client and it's fine. He didn't see me.
你一定是弗拉基米爾。 You must be Vladimir.
卡羅向你問好。 Carlo sends his regards.
他以為我不會引起那麼多注意。 He thought I would attract less attention.
他想錯了，但沒人抱怨。 Well, he thought wrong... ...b ut nobody's complaining.
婊子養的。 Son of a bitch.
-你拿到監控錄像了嗎?-現在就去。 - You have the security feed yet? - Getting it now.
在交易完成，他們離開俱樂部之前，別動。 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club.
-平民太多了。——羅傑。 - There's too many civilians. - Roger that.
這是整個歐洲數據網格的機密坐標。 These are the classified coordinates to the entire European data grid.
好吧? Okay?
不,不,不。嘖嘖，嘖嘖，嘖嘖。 No, no, no. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
這些是proximity-paired。 These are proximity-paired.
在買家的指紋解除手鐲之前，我建議你不要讓公文包在5米半徑範圍內停留超過15秒。 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet, I suggest you do not let the briefcase out of five-meter radius for more than 15 seconds.
如果你這樣做，手鐲就會爆炸。 If you do, bracelet explodes.
把它關閉。 Keep it close.
那張漂亮的臉要是被TNT炸藥炸成碎片就太可惜了。 It would be a shame for that beautiful face to be disintegrated by TNT.
他媽的? The fuck?
我現在就該把這混蛋幹掉。 I should just pop this motherfucker right now.
地址嗎? Address?
哦，收貨地址?在佛羅倫薩。 Oh, the delivery address? In Florence.
哦，我愛佛羅倫薩。 Oh, I love Florence.
我熱愛文化。 And I adore culture.
你明天在盧多維科畫廊拍賣會上交給買家。 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow at the Ludovico Gallery auction.
邁克爾布萊斯! Michael Bryce!
-你把我和別人搞混了。-不不不。 - You have me confused with someone else. - No, no, no.
我永遠不會忘記那個在我最黑暗的時候救了我的人的臉。 I'd never forget the face of the man who saved my life in my darkest hour.
-拜託，兄弟。——邁克爾·布萊斯? - Come on, bro. - Michael Bryce?
黑澤明被殺的時候他不是被吊銷執照了嗎? Didn't he lose his license when Kurosawa was killed?
不,不,不。他把我認錯人了。 No, no, no. He's got me mistaken for someone else.
-是邁克爾·布萊斯!-聲明一下，還在審核中 - It's Michael Bryce! - For the record, that's pending review.
滾蛋! Fuck off!
夥計們，我是邁克爾·布萊斯…卡羅為什麼要雇一個沒有執照的保鏢來保護他的愛人? Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce... Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard to protect the love of his life?
正確的。你被炒了。 Right. You're fired.
你他媽的了! You're fucking fired!
寶貝,這是真的。 That's true, baby.
卡羅總是喜歡年輕的女人。 Carlo always has preferred younger women.
原諒我嗎? Excuse me?
我見過他和一個三十多歲的女人在一起。 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s.
但從來沒有這麼老過。 But never this old.
——從來沒有。-不不不。別笑。 - Never. - No, no, no. Don't laugh.
-來了。-老婦人，對吧? - Here it comes. - Old lady, right?
你他媽說什麼? What the fuck did you just say?
你這個舔手指的猴子，吹驢的混蛋! You finger-licking shit monkey, donkey-blowing motherfucker!
聽起來真像墨西哥人。 That sounded really Mexican.
大便。 Shit.
——草泥馬。-我們有麻煩了 - Motherfucker. - We have a problem.
-這就是個陷阱-你他媽不會說吸電子煙吧。 - This is a fucking setup. - You don't fucking say, vape juice.
把箱子從她身上拿開。給卡洛打電話! Get that case off her. Get me Carlo on the phone!
我們開始吧。 And here we go.
槍! Gun!
狗屎! Shit!
清理房間! Clear the room!
我們走吧。動!動! Let's go. Move! Move!
Breece,槍! Breece, the gun!
願意幫我一把嗎，金凱德? Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid?
aaa級,我的屁股! Triple-A, my ass!
所有國際刑警組織的探員，你們被授權了。射殺! All Interpol agents, you are authorized. Shoot to kill!
國際刑警組織。馬上給我滾出去。 Interpol. Get the fuck out now.
狗屎!狗屎! Shit! Shit!
Breece !他媽的。 Breece! Fuck.
Breece,如此。來吧! Breece, the case. Come on!
母狗! Bitch!
回來!讓開! Get back! Get out of the way!
動!動!讓開! Move! Move! Out of the way!
說我的年齡。 Say my age.
哦,不。 Oh, no.
Breece,我一頭霧水。 Breece, I'm famished.
我們現在可以走了嗎? Shall we go now?
仍在墨西哥。 Still Mexican.
Breece ! Breece!
去他媽的碼頭。現在! Get to the fucking dock. Now!
Breece嗎?Breece嗎? Breece? Breece?
-讓開!——移動! - Get out of the way! - Move!
別離開我，布瑞斯! Stay with me, Breece!
這裏! This way!
別擋我的路，拜託! Out of my fucking way, please!
目標向水中移動。 Target heading for the water.
我們走吧! Let's go!
你最好對我的布裏希說幾句好話。 You better say something nice about my Breece.
塵歸塵，土歸土。 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
我們永遠不會忘記你和我們一起度過的時光。 We will never forget the time you spent with us.
這是美麗的。 That was beautiful.
你應該去當牧師的。 You should've been a priest.
好了，我們把他扔進去然後跳。 Okay, let's toss his ass in and bounce.
你們這些人到底是怎麼了? What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people?
我們給你舉行了海葬。 We gave you a sea burial.
-海葬?-你根本沒有心跳。 - A sea burial? - Well, you didn't have a heartbeat.
我穿上凱芙拉縴維! I'm wearing Kevlar!
他們是你的特工? These were your operatives?
我以前從沒見過他們。 I've never seen them before.
只有一個號碼撥通了邁克爾·布萊斯的手機。 Only one number called this phone that Michael Bryce was in possession of.
-那是你的-離襲擊發生還有不到兩天的時間。兩天! - And it was yours. - We have less than two days before this attack happens. Two days!
我給過你機會。 I gave you a chance.
你背著我，雇了兩個罪犯和一個無照保鏢。 You went behind my back, and you employed two criminals and an unlicensed bodyguard.
現在他們掌握了關鍵證據。 And now they're in possession of critical evidence.
他們可能參與了網絡攻擊。 They could be in on the cyber attack.
他們沒有參與襲擊，相信我。他們都是傻瓜。 Oh, they're not in on the attack, trust me. They're idiots.
向全球發佈關於Darius Kincaid, Sonia Kincaid和Michael Bryce的紅色通緝令。 Put out a global Red Notice on Darius Kincaid, Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.
我們有麻煩了。 We have a problem.
三個未知的逃犯帶著坐標逃跑了。 Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates.
國際刑警在現場到處都是。 Interpol were all over the scene.
看來我們有老鼠了。 Seems that we have a rat.
給我接卡洛。 Get me Carlo on the phone.
先生,卡死了。 Sir, Carlo's dead.
找到逃犯。殺死他們。 Find the fugitives. Kill them.
我需要那個公文包。 I need the briefcase.
他媽的! Fuck!
——怎麼了?-你不是認真的吧。 - What's wrong? - You can't be serious.
——什麼?-我的肋骨斷了。 - About what? - My ribs are broken.
我拿著一小包12口徑獵槍抵著胸口。 I came down with a little case of 12-gauge shotgun to the chest.
還記得嗎? Remember?
布裏斯，別擔心。 Hey, Breece, don't worry.
索尼婭會照顧你的。 Sonia's gonna take care of you.
這會讓你感覺更好。 This will make you feel better.
——謝謝。-給你，寶貝。 - Thank you. - There you go, baby.
這位隱居的希臘航運億萬富翁的藝術品拍賣被認為是他在國外清算的一長串資產的最後一筆。 The auction of art works by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire is believed to be the last of a long line of assets he's liquidated outside of his homeland.
目前尚不清楚他在歐洲拋售股票的動機是什麼，但分析人士稱這是「金融自殺」。 It is unknown what his motivation for selling up in Europe is, but analysts are calling it "financial suicide."
這安保人員可真厲害。 Ooh, that is one hell of a security detail.
天吶 Holy shit.
——所以馬格努松。——誰? - Magnusson. - Who?
連續三年獲得年度aaa級最佳保鏢。 Only the Triple-A Rated Bodyguard of the Year, three years in a row.
他們給你頒獎? They give you motherfuckers awards?
是的，他們會給我們頒獎，我們還會舉辦大會等等。 Yes, they give us awards, and we have conventions and everything.
又不是殺手獎。 Ain't no award for hitman.
這叫做注射死刑。 It's called lethal injection.
天啊，看看他。他是如此堅強。 God, look at him. He's so strong.
自信。他就像一隻黑豹。 Confident. He's like a panther.
讓我看看這個混蛋。 Let me see this motherfucker.
哦,狗屎!Zento ! Oh, shit! Zento!
他真是個好殺手。 That is a good motherfucking hitman right there.
他搶走了我很多生意。 He took a lot of business from me.
-給自己找個窩。-我要佔領塔 - Find yourself a nest. - I'm gonna take the tower.
想要這個公文包的人肯定是大賭客，因為馬格努松的佣金是天文數字。 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller, 'cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical.
發佈包。 Releasing the package.
我要所有人保持高度警惕。 I want everyone on high alert.
和賓果。 And bingo.
哦。這是可怕的。 Oh. That is awful.
就像李伯拉斯撞了一套窗簾。 It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains.
所以馬格努松。 Magnusson.
三隻鴿子在屋頂上。 Three pigeons on the rooftop.
-他們有偷來的公文包。-開槍。 - They have the stolen briefcase. - Take the shot.
哦,狗屎!Zento !槍! Oh, shit! Zento! Gun!
-馬上把亞里士多德帶到安全的地方。——下來。 - Get Aristotle to safety, now. - Get down.
分散和收斂。這種情況下! Scatter and converge. Get that case!
他們不會知道我們有五條可能的逃跑路線。 They won't know we have five possible escape routes.
他們有五條可能的逃跑路線。 They have five possible escape routes.
應該用誘餌的。 Should've used a decoy.
看來他們沒有誘餌，長官。 It appears they have no decoy, sir.
天啊，他們都是業餘的。 My God, they're amateurs.
好了，我們走吧! All right, let's go!
來吧! Come on!
如果你聽了，我們就有救援車等著了! If you'd listened, we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting!
這些白癡連救援車都沒有。 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle.
布萊斯，快上車! Bryce, get to the van!
走吧!現在! Go! Now!
移動它,布萊斯! Move it, Bryce!
馬格努松認出了我，也就是說他可能知道我的動作。 Magnusson recognized me, which means he probably knows my moves.
我不認識這些失敗者。射殺! I don't recognize any of these losers. Shoot to kill!
-布萊斯，我們得走了-等一下! - Bryce, we gotta go! - Just a moment!
——明白了。走吧!——走吧! - Got it. Go! - Let's go!
海盜是寬鬆的。把它放在視線之內。 Pirate is loose. Keep it in sight.
Breece,小心! Breece, watch out!
哇。 Wow.
哇，這傢伙的操控技巧真是不可思議。 Wow, this guy's handling skills are actually incredible.
史蒂夫·麥奎因什麼都比不上你。 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you.
我想這是你第一次對我說好話。 I think that's the first time you've ever said anything nice to me.
布萊斯!布萊斯! Bryce! Bryce!
快上車，達利斯!走,走,走! Get in the car, Darius! Go, go, go!
布萊斯，搞什麼鬼? Bryce, what the fuck?
移動,草泥馬! Move, motherfucker!
寶貝，你給他吃了什麼? Baby, what did you give him?
只是止痛藥。 Just painkillers.
但他太脆弱了。 But he's so delicate.
海盜正在向西飛去。把它放在視線之內。 Pirate is flying west. Keep it in sight.
哦,不。別爬樓梯，混蛋! Oh, no. Not the stairs, motherfucker!
我沒穿運動胸罩! I'm not wearing a sports bra!
天啊，這傢伙是個瘋子。 Jesus, this guy's a lunatic.
這不是他媽的蜜月! This is no fucking honeymoon!
-這是屎月!-我說我們今天過得很愉快! - This is shitty-moon! - I say we had a pretty great fucking day!
-你他媽在開玩笑嗎?——購物。 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Shopping.
-品酒、送花……-是啊，用別人的錢! - Wine tasting, flowers... - Yeah, with someone else's money!
一隻鳥還在飛行。 One bird still remaining in flight.
——該死的歌劇。-然後你睡著了! - Fucking opera. - And you fell asleep!
下午好。 Good afternoon.
-我想提出停火協議。——哦。 - I'd like to offer up a cease-fire. - Oh.
你把公文包交出來，我很樂意解開手鐲。 You hand over that briefcase, and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.
確定。 Sure.
傢伙我。 Bugger me.
這就是布裏斯偶像的結局。 That's the end of Breece's idol.
海盜的飛往南方。得到的情況。 Pirate's flying south. Get the case.
大便。 Shit.
潛水! Dive!
我們甩掉他們了嗎? Did we lose 'em?
不，你沒有弄丟。 No, you didn't lose it.
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
索尼婭，回車裏去! Sonia, get back in the car!
他重新加載。輪。 He's reloading. Take the wheel.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
-堅持住，寶貝!-達裏奧! - Hang on, baby! - Dario!
哦,他媽的! Oh, fuck!
他們沒有系安全帶。 They didn't wear their seat belts.
波托菲諾夜總會槍擊案的三名逃犯仍在逃。先生，有您的電話。 The three fugitives responsible for a nightclub shoot-out in Portofino are still on the run... Phone call for you, sir.
．..他們被認為藏在意大利的某個地方。 ...and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy.
先生，我很抱歉地通知你，三個逃犯成功逃脫了。 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, but the three fugitives managed to escape.
．..警方正在搜尋國際騙子索尼婭·金凱德，還有…你們找到他們時，我要活捉他們。 ...as police search for international con woman, Sonia Kincaid, and... When you find them, I want them alive.
鈾?你睡著的時候小Breece鈾嗎?/我鈾嗎?你能請鈾叫醒他媽的嗎?/我鈾嗎?在你的睡眠認為索尼婭鈾怎麼樣?/我鈾嗎?炸彈在她的手腕鈾?/我耶穌,他媽的! 鈾?You're asleep Little Breece 鈾?/i 鈾? Can you please Wake the fuck up 鈾?/i 鈾? In your slumber Think of Sonia 鈾?/i 鈾?And the bomb That's on her wrist 鈾?/i Jesus, fuck!
嘿!那些藥是什麼? Hey! What were those pills?
它只是鋰。 It's just lithium.
鋰! Lithium!
寶貝，鋰不是止痛藥。 Baby, lithium's not pain medication.
布裏希，你還要嗎? Breece, you want some more?
不，你別靠近我! No, don't you come anywhere near me!
我受夠你們兩個了。 I've had it with you two.
很抱歉這麼說，索尼婭，但你瘋了! I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy!
你不能這麼跟我妻子說話。 Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way.
為什麼不呢?她會是個糟糕的母親。 Why not? She'd make a terrible mother.
我不會把恰吉娃娃交給她照顧的。 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care.
你得馬上向索尼婭道歉。 You need to apologize to Sonia right now.
哦。怎麼，你要開槍打我嗎? Oh. What, are you gonna shoot me now?
年度最佳父親就在這裏! Father of the year right here!
等不及了! Can't wait!
嘿，嘿，你要去哪裏?我說過,道歉! Hey, hey, where are you going? I said, apologize!
哦，我要把鋰放出來! Oh, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out!
哇! Whoo!
寶貝，你還好吧? Babe, you all right?
我很好。 I'm great.
替他擋了一顆子彈為她擋了一顆子彈 Took a bullet for him. Took a bullet for her.
是啊，老布萊斯是大家最喜歡的子彈球童。 Yeah, old Bryce is just everybody's favorite little bullet caddie.
好吧,遊戲。 Okay, game on.
來吧。給我個暗示。 Come on. Give me a sign.
任何跡象。請。 Any sign. Please.
好吧，這是個徵兆，但不是我要找的。 Okay, that is a sign, just not the one I'm looking for.
任何東西。任何東西! Anything. Anything at all!
我知道你在做什麼。 I see what you're doing.
我…你想玩球嗎?我們要打球了! I... You wanna play ball? We're gonna play ball!
我們的蜜月真是太爽了。 Our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery.
我的子宮裏沒有胎兒，但我手腕上有個炸彈。 I don't have a fetus in my womb, but I do have a bomb on my wrist.
我剛才說了些難聽的話，因為我被強制服用了鋰。 Hey, I said some awful stuff back there, because I was involuntarily administered lithium.
——接受道歉。-我不是在道歉。 - Apology accepted. - I'm not apologizing.
我知道有人能幫我們。 I know someone who can help us out.
就像槍一樣，你也不能按門鈴嗎? Just like that gun thing, you can't press doorbells either?
只是，自從我被吊銷駕照後就沒跟我爸說過話。 It's just, I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my license.
這麼說你承認你沒有執照了? Oh, so you're admitting you're unlicensed?
你不明白。 You don't understand.
他是有史以來最偉大的保鏢。 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived.
我就是我。 And I'm just me.
你在幹什麼?你在幹什麼? What are you doing? What are you doing?
他媽的! Fuck!
好吧。 All right.
布萊斯先生在後面。他砍柴。這是一個瞬間。 Mr. Bryce out back. He chop the wood. It be a moment.
我去給你倒點水。 I'll get you some water.
這aaa級簡直是家庭幻想。 This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy.
嗨,爸爸。 Hey, Papa.
我從沒想過我會這樣回家。 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this.
我一直以為會是在不同的情況下。 I always thought it would be under, uh, different circumstances.
我相信你知道，我的…我的執照正在審核中。 As I'm sure you know, my, uh... my license is under review.
很抱歉讓你丟臉了。 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace.
我們真的需要你的幫助。 We really need your help.
在外面的世界裏，你是一個沒有執照的保護員。 Out there in the world, you're an unlicensed protection agent.
但在這裏，你是我兒子，這裏是你的家。 But here... Here, you are my son, and this is your home.
他媽的什麼? What the fuck?
哦。 Aw.
只是寒冷。 Just chill.
我想和我爸爸共度期待已久的時光。 I'm trying to have a long-awaited moment with my dad.
我明白了。你嚇壞了。 I get it. You're freaking out.
- - -是的,他是……-一個傳奇，是的。這對你來說很奇怪。 - Yeah, he's... - A legend, yes. That's weird for you.
但對我來說，他只是爸爸。 But to me, he's just Papa.
不，我害怕是因為…因為他的聲音音色非常豐富? No, I'm freaked out because... Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre?
是的，這很了不起，但是很多人……不，混蛋，不是他的聲音。事實上他…他是出版過書的作家? Yes, it's remarkable, but a lot of people... No, motherfucker, it's not his voice. The fact that he's... He's a published author?
嗯?怎麼了，大流士? Huh? What is it, Darius?
吐出來。因為坦白說，聽你拐彎抹角真累人。 Spit it out. 'Cause frankly, it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush.
「,」少年。 "Around," Junior.
我很抱歉? I'm sorry?
這個表達就是「beat around The bush」。 The expression is "beat around the bush."
——有趣。——這是「左右」。 - Interesting. - It's "around."
——對不起,我……-我知道你是誰。 - Sorry, I'm... - I know who you are.
我看新聞。 I watch the news.
你好,我親愛的。 Hello, my dear.
很高興見到你，布裏斯先生的父親。 Nice to meet you, Mr. Breece father.
——我的榮幸。-你的兒子很可愛。 - My pleasure. - You have a lovely son.
我們能把它去掉嗎? Can we have it removed?
好吧，我們盡力而為。 Well, we'll do our best.
朱塞佩? Giuseppe?
是的,先生? Yes, sir?
安排安全屋和必要的設備來解除Ti-47的連接。 Make arrangements for a safe house and the necessary equipment to unlink a Ti-47.
你他媽打算什麼時候告訴我你爸爸是黑人? When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was Black?
繼父。我看不出這有什麼關係。 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant.
你為什麼不開始用你的心而不是你的恨來看待呢? Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate?
是嗎? Yeah?
——「相關」?「心」?「恨」?-你知道我在說什麼! - "Relevant"? "Heart"? "Hate"? - You know exactly what I'm talking about!
-好了，孩子們-對不起，爸爸。 - All right now, boys. - I'm sorry, Papa.
不許在我家裏爭吵，好嗎? No bickering under my roof, okay?
理解。 Understood.
——是誰餓了嗎?-我能吃。 - Who's hungry? - I can eat.
——好吧,好。餓了嗎?-有點餓。 - Okay, good. Hungry? - A little peckish.
這是爸爸為國家元首們打過的所有子彈。 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state.
嗯,令人印象深刻。 Mmm, impressive.
沒有什麼比挨子彈更能讓你覺得自己是個男人了。 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man.
是的。我自己就帶了20個。 Yeah. I've taken 20 myself.
我挨了一槍。 I took a bullet.
——是嗎?-是的，因為…大流士。 - Yeah? - Yeah, for, uh... for Darius.
我救了他的命。大流士? I saved his life. Right, Darius?
布裏斯在海牙為我丈夫擋了一槍。 Breece took a bullet for my husband at The Hague.
他非常勇敢。 He was very brave.
檢查出來。在這裏。 Check it out. Right there.
布萊斯，那看起來像雀斑。 Bryce, that looks like a freckle.
他還為我挨了一槍。昨晚。 He also took a shotgun blast for me. Last night.
其實，我當時穿的是防彈纖維。 Well, actually, I was wearing Kevlar.
凱夫拉爾?真正的aaa從不穿凱夫拉爾纖維。 Kevlar? Real Triple-A's never wear Kevlar.
因為我瞭解布萊斯和他那把信得過的小刀他會在危險到來之前就解決掉的 'Cause, knowing Bryce and his trusty penknife, he'll have the danger all taken care of before it even gets to that.
你笑了，但是無數的國家元首被削掉了。 You laugh, but countless heads of state have been taken out by the penknife.
沒有人預見到它的到來。 No one sees it coming.
啊,是的。 Ah, yes.
埃琳娜的冰淇淋。 Elena's gelato.
地中海這邊最好的冰淇淋。 The best gelato on this side of the Mediterranean.
布萊斯? Bryce?
失陪一下。 Excuse me a moment.
布萊斯? Bryce?
他怎麼了? What's wrong with him?
這是冰淇淋。 It's the gelato.
我忘記了。 I forgot.
-這是導火索。——為什麼? - It's a trigger. - Why?
布萊斯所有的記憶都和他母親在一起。 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother.
她以前叫他"小保鏢" She used to call him her "little bodyguard."
每個星期天，她都會帶布萊斯去遊樂園。 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park.
但他感興趣的並不是遊樂設施。 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in.
是冰淇淋的問題。 It was the gelato.
然後發生了什麼?他選錯口味了嗎? Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavor?
不,親愛的。 No, my dear.
命運選擇了他的母親。 Fate chose his mother.
直到今天，我都不知道為什麼一個身材豐滿、290磅重的意大利男人想要騎傘兵。 To this day, I have no idea why a full-figured, 290-pound Italian man wanted to ride the Paratrooper.
事實上，我也不想知道。 Truth is, I don't want to know.
有些事情還是不說為妙。 Some things are best left unsaid.
而布萊斯，他選擇了自責。 And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself.
所以他才喜歡安全帶。 That's why he loves seat belts.
還是解釋不了他為什麼這麼煩人。 Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying.
你是煩人的。 You're annoying.
嘿。嗨。嗨。 Hey. Hi. Hi.
-你還好嗎?-我很好。我很好。 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine.
-要我推你嗎?-不不不。謝謝你！ - Do you want me to push you? - No, no, no. Thank you.
我只是…我醒著的時候有時會哭。 I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake.
所以…你父親告訴我們你母親的事了。 So... Your father told us what happened to your mother.
如果我早一分鐘點桃子冰淇淋，她就不會死。 If I'd just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, she'd still be alive.
-是我的錯。我的壞。我明白了。-不不不 - It's my fault. My bad. I get it. - Oh, no, no, no.
這不是你的錯。你不能自責。 It's not your fault. You cannot blame yourself.
我是說，感到內疚是很正常的。 I mean, it's perfectly normal to feel guilty.
我比你想像的更瞭解你。 I understand you better than you think.
我媽媽被鯊魚吃掉了。 My mother was eaten by a shark.
看到自己的母親被野獸吃掉…這真的會讓你受到精神創傷。比你想像的要多。 You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast... It can really traumatize you. More than you can think.
但是，我的天，他對你做了什麼，親愛的。 But, my God, has he done a number on you, honey.
我是說，你的糗事多得我都數不清了。 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count.
-現在都說得通了。-是的。 - Now it all makes sense. - Yeah.
包括你對我胸部的迷戀。 Including your obsession with my boobs.
什麼?你是說用你的胸部嗎?我從沒想過你的胸部。 What? Did you say with your boobs? I've never thought about your boobs.
-一次都沒有。- - - - - -來吧。 - Not even once. - Come on.
-你迷戀我的胸部。——好的。耶穌基督。 - You are obsessed with my boobs. - Okay. Jesus Christ.
好吧。 All right.
當你救我的時候，你非常溫柔地抱起你的手，推著我的胸部，把我從子彈中救出來。 When you saved me, you very gently cup your hands and push me by the boobs to save me from the bullet.
沒有很多可供選擇的房地產…我能聽到你體內的小男孩在尖叫:「媽媽，求你別死。」我需要你!」 Not a lot of alternative real estate... And I could hear the little boy inside of you screaming, "Mommy, please don't die. I need you!"
我想我尖叫的不是這個。 I don't think that's what I was screaming.
我聽起來一點都不像。 I don't sound like that at all.
-如果這能讓你好受點…——它沒有。 - If it makes you feel any better... - It doesn't.
-我也吃不下冰淇淋。——正確的。這並沒有讓我感覺更好。 - I cannot eat gelato either. - Right. Doesn't make me feel better.
-我不在乎。我有乳糖不耐癥。 - I don't care. - I'm lactose intolerant.
我還是不在乎，所以…我要回去了。 I still don't care, so... I'm gonna head back inside.
我想他們是為了自尊。 I think they're serving, um, self-esteem.
好吧。嘿，這太棒了。真的，真的很棒。 Okay. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great.
去安全屋…太好了。太好了。非常感謝。 To get to the safe house... Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much.
所以我們就上去這裏，然後右轉。 So we just go up here and make a right.
好消息。 Good news.
我的聯繫人說一切都準備好了。 My contact says everything is all set.
我們馬上就把你的Ti-47拿下來。 We'll have that Ti-47 off of you in no time.
與此同時，我會和國際刑警組織解決一切問題。 Meanwhile, I'll sort everything out with Interpol.
——索尼婭。——好嗎? - Sonia. - Okay?
讓他們在一起呆一會兒吧。 Let's let 'em have a moment together.
布萊斯…… Bryce...
冰淇淋的事我很抱歉。 I'm... sorry about the gelato.
嘿。 Hey.
有些人丟了駕照就再也沒回來過。 Other guys lose their license and never come back.
看看你。你會成為英雄的。 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.
等我有了更多的消息，我就去安全屋見你。 I'll come down to the safe house and see you after I've got some more information.
我也會和審查委員會談談，確保你能有個好機會。 I will also have a talk with the review board, see to it you get a good hearing.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
-謝謝你，爸爸。——不用擔心。 - Thank you, Dad. - No worries.
布萊斯，開捷豹吧。 Oh, Bryce, take the Jag.
狂歡?我小時候連看都不敢看的那個? The Jag? The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid?
這是你應得的。 You've earned it.
該死，我愛死這該死的車了。 Damn, I love this motherfucking car.
——是的!-但你更愛我? - Yeah! - But you love me more?
——哦,寶貝!——哇! - Oh, baby! - Whoo!
我們能不能先確認一下我們不僅安全了，而且我想我能拿回我的駕照了。 Can we just acknowledge for one second that not only are we safe, but I think I'm going to get my license back.
都是因為我的父親。 All because of my father.
我真為你高興，布裏希。 I'm so happy for you, Breece.
寶貝…… Baby...
．..有件事我一直想告訴你。 ...there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
啊…——什麼?-我想我要加入爸爸的經紀公司。 Ah... - What? - You know, I think I'm gonna... I'm gonna join Dad's agency.
布萊斯和兒子。 Bryce and Son.
這聽起來……一個小棉嘴。 That sounds... A little cottonmouth.
你們的手都離不開彼此… You guys just can't keep your hands off each...
這個感覺很熟悉。 This feels familiar.
我不會花那麼多時間把頭埋在袋子裏。 I don't spend that much time with my head in bags.
你覺得你能不能找到埋伏的地方? Do you think maybe once you could spot the ambush?
——沒有。-小心我的頭髮，混蛋。 - No. - Watch my hair, motherfucker.
哦。 Oh.
a -double money sign裏是什麼意思? What in the A-double-money-sign is that?
亞里士多德Papadopolous。 Aristotle Papadopolous.
我的親愛的。 My darling.
我以為我永遠失去了你。 I thought I had lost you forever.
多少個不眠之夜。 So many sleepless nights.
我在絕望的迷宮中徘徊已久。 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair.
有人能告訴我這他媽的是怎麼回事嗎? Uh, anybody want to tell me what the fuck's going on here?
摩納哥。 Monaco.
一個迷失了方向的女孩，在賭桌上跟有錢的男人耍花招。 A girl who had lost her way, turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables.
但當她遇到一位神秘的希臘男子時，他教會了她生活中還有更多的東西。 But when she met a mysterious Greek man, he taught her there was more to life.
充滿藝術、文學、舞蹈和激情的生活。 A life of art, literature, dance and passion.
她學會了欣賞生活中最美好的東西。 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life.
但當他的超級遊艇上的廉價甲板折斷了她美麗的古馳高跟鞋，命運發生了另一個轉折。 But when the cheap decking aboard his mega yacht snapped her beautiful Gucci heel, fate took another turn.
她是被漁民發現的。 She was found by fishermen.
她在床上躺了幾個星期，當她終於醒來時，她得了健忘癥。 She laid in bed for weeks, and when she finally woke, she had amnesia.
現在，看著你的臉，聽著你貼近我的耳朵的聲音，這一切都涌上我的心頭。 Now, seeing your face, and listening to your voice so closely to my ear, it all came rushing back to me.
-你治癒了我。——嗯。 - You've cured me. - Mmm.
你能把引擎蓋蓋上嗎? Can you put the hood back on?
你和這個混蛋有過節嗎? You got history with this motherfucker?
如果我早知道是你接手了我的案子，我肯定會像對待阿佛洛狄忒一樣對待你。 And if I'd known earlier it was you who had my case, I would've ensured you were treated like the Aphrodite you are.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
把這兩個人帶到我的刑訊室裏見盧卡斯和弗朗西斯科。 Have these two brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chamber.
-這是一個很好的…-刑訊室？ - It is a fine... - Torture chamber?
-他說的是恰恰室嗎?-不，混蛋，他沒有。 - Did he say "cha-cha chamber"? - No, motherfucker, he did not.
也許有一天你會明白，偉大的人不需要用粗俗的語言來表達自己。 Perhaps one day you'll learn that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity to express themselves.
我知道怎麼表達自己，混蛋。 I know how to express myself, motherfucker.
-把他們帶走!——相信我。 - Take them away! - Believe me.
我還沒有開始表達我自己……我們有單獨的拷問室嗎? I have not begun to express myself... Do we have separate torture chambers?
這是我為歐洲的暴行贏得正義的宏偉計劃的最後一部分。 The final piece of my master plan to win justice for Europe's atrocities.
把它帶到技術中心，把我的遊艇準備好。 Take it to the technology center and have my yacht prepared.
跟我來。我有東西要給你看。 Come with me. I have something to show you.
我們一起夢想建造的房間。 The room we dreamed of building together.
哦,阿里斯。 Oh, Aris.
你有沒有想過也許她在騙你? You ever think that maybe she's conning you?
什麼? What?
我只是說，她是個騙子。騙子女人都這麼做。 I'm just saying, she's a con woman. That's what con women do.
反對的人嗎?的人嗎?我不知道你怎麼說的。 Con person? Person? I don't know how you say that.
你們能過會兒再來嗎?我們正在…你要告訴我們你知道的一切。 Can you guys come back later? We're in the middle of a... You're gonna tell us everything you know.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
我不會告訴你這個… I'm not telling you a motherf...
所以你從來沒有過家庭? So you never had a family?
你是我唯一的真愛。 You were my only true love.
你受了那麼多苦。 You have suffered so much.
你可以一整天都這樣。 You can go all day with that.
你可以電他一整天。那只會讓他更生氣。 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier.
嗯哼。是的,你等待。 Mm-hmm. Yeah, you wait.
另一方面，我會告訴你一切。 I, on the other hand, will tell you everything.
-我會告訴你一切的，只要你…——什麼?真的嗎? - I'll tell you everything, if you just... - What? Really?
只要讓它遠離…是的。索尼婭出現了。我在度假。 Just keep that away... Yes. Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.
-她說金凱德有麻煩了。——哦,草泥馬! - She said that Kincaid was in trouble. - Oh, motherfucker!
然後國際刑警組織來了。我不知道他們是從哪來的。 And then Interpol came. I don't know where those guys came from.
那個人的名字叫鮑比·奧尼爾。 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill.
羅伯特·奧尼爾。那傢伙很刻薄。 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean.
他想讓我們做筆交易。 He wanted us to make a buy.
我都不知道什麼叫買。 I don't even know what a buy is.
是吸毒之類的嗎? That's like a drug thing or something?
我們逃掉了。我們就想"什麼都有可能" We got away. We were like, "That could be anything."
你是弗朗西斯科還是…放我下來!放我下來! Is that Francesco or are you... Put me down! Let me down!
考慮到你的情況，我給你看這個真是太麻木了。 It is insensitive of me to show you this, considering your condition.
我的什麼? My what?
卡洛是我的同事。 Carlo was an associate of mine.
他找到你丈夫的時候，他在一家生育診所。 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic.
生育診所嗎? A fertility clinic?
購買新鮮的雞蛋。我還以為你不孕呢。 Buying fresh eggs. I assumed you were barren.
長官，有情況。 Sir, we have a situation.
-提醒我永遠不要告訴你。-但我們是自由的，不是嗎? - Remind me never to tell you shit. - But we're free, aren't we?
是的。他媽的。我們去救我的女兒吧。 Yeah. Fuck it. Let's go save my girl.
我不知道我信不信"失憶"這一套。 I don't know if I buy this whole "amnesia" thing.
你突然就討厭索尼婭了。 You're all of a sudden hating on Sonia.
-她愛死你了。-我不是討厭索尼婭 - She fucking loves you. - I'm not hating on Sonia.
我只是說這讓我想起了一些事? I'm just saying it just reminds me of something, you know?
就像一本書或一部電影之類的。 It's like a book or a movie or something.
請不要在洞裏開槍! Please don't fire a gun in a cave!
混蛋，你沒被電死。閉嘴! Motherfucker, you didn't get tased. Shut up!
我想我們會知道狼牙棒的作用。 I guess we'll find out what a mace will do.
呃，我想那是裝飾品。 Uh, that's decorative, I think.
它是什麼?這會讓我發瘋的。 What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy.
到海裏。 Overboard.
科特·拉塞爾，戈爾迪·霍恩。她失憶。哦，我感覺好多了! Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia. Oh, I feel so much better!
哦,胡說。 Oh, bullshit.
——哦,狗屎!——散射。 - Oh, shit! - Scatter.
我想留著那該死的狼牙棒。 I wanted to keep that fucking mace.
——索尼婭!索尼婭嗎?索尼婭!-嘿，別喊了! - Sonia! Sonia? Sonia! - Hey, stop yelling!
你會害死我們的。 Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed.
-她來了!索尼婭!-不不不。嘿,嘿,嘿! - There she is! Sonia! - No, no, no. Hey, hey hey!
-我來接你!-你騙了我 - I'm coming to get you! - You lied to me.
——什麼?-我們蜜月之夜。 - What? - The night of our honeymoon.
你沒有接受工作。 You didn't take a job.
我們真的要這麼做嗎? We're really doing this now?
你去生育診所買新鮮雞蛋因為你覺得我的蛋爛了。 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs because you think mine are rotten.
寶貝，你不能像在雜貨店那樣在生育診所買到卵子。 Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility clinic like a grocery store.
那個混蛋在騙你! That motherfucker is lying to you!
你是想要逃亡的生活，還是想要一個穩定的家庭? Do you want a life on the run, or do you want the stability of a family?
再見,大流士。這是結束了。 Goodbye, Darius. It's over.
-我們得走了。不，我們得走了，達利斯。,寶貝,不。不,索尼婭! - We gotta go. No, we gotta go, Darius. - Baby, no. No, Sonia!
——請!——走吧! - Please! - Let's go!
也許她在耍他來耍你，就像三重交叉一樣。 Maybe she's playing him to play you, like a triple cross.
沒有三重交叉。 There's no triple cross.
如果那是她想要的生活方式，他可以給她，給他更多的力量。 If that's the lifestyle she wants, and he can give it to her, more power to him.
我銀行裏沒錢了。國際刑警總是盯著我。 I got no money in the bank. Interpol's always in my ass.
我是個打空彈的殺手。 I'm a hitman shooting blanks.
等等。等等。等等。什麼? Wait. Hold on. Wait. What?
我工作時被人射中了蛋蛋，但我從沒告訴過索尼婭。 I got shot in the nuts on a job, and I never told Sonia about it.
你沒有睪丸? You don't have testicles?
不…我是說，是的，是的，我有睪丸。 No... I mean, yes, yes, I have testicles.
沒錯，酷兒幫。左邊的那個，fugazi。 The right one, Kool & the Gang. The left one, fugazi.
我的游泳選手還不夠強壯，無法衝過終點線，所以我能給索尼婭她最想要的東西。 So, my swimmers aren't strong enough to get across the finish line, so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world.
我告訴過你，跟她說實話。如果你坦誠一點，這一切都不會發生。 I told you, just be honest with her. None of this would've happened if you were just honest.
這種事總是會導致挨打或坐牢。 That shit always leads to an ass-whupping or a jail sentence.
我什麼時候見你就什麼時候見你。 I'll see you when I see you.
你要去哪裏? Where are you going?
嘿,大流士! Hey, Darius!
大流士! Darius!
爸爸，有埋伏，而且… Dad, there was an ambush, and...
那輛捷豹在這裏幹什麼? What's the Jag doing here?
你是我見過的最蠢的混蛋。 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met.
哇,,,嗯…亞里士多德在意大利的時候我負責他的安保，你個白癡。 Wow, that, uh... I handle Aristotle's security detail while he's in Italy, you moron.
你……你為壞人工作? You... You work for the bad guys?
aaa將客戶置於上帝，家庭，當然還有像你這樣的娘們兒之上。 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family, and certainly a pantywaist, such as yourself.
你真是個殘忍的……——上帝……-我想告發你，但那等於承認我認為你是個威脅。 You are a cruel son of a... - God... - I would turn you in, but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat.
布萊斯，我和審查委員會談過了。 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board.
他們同意我的看法。你將被終身禁止入內。 They agree with me. You're barred for life.
哇。 Wow.
現在從我的垃圾桶裏滾出去。你是我遺產上的污點。 Now get off my trash. You're a stain on my legacy.
世界上有那麼多酒館，你卻走進了我的。 Out of all the gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine.
我爸耍了我們。他是亞里士多德的安全主管。 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security.
而且，他真的很討厭我。 Also, he really hates me.
我欠你一個道歉，金凱德。 I owe you an apology, Kincaid.
你知道嗎，你的比我的好。 You know, your thing really is better than my thing.
不再是尼斯先生了。 No more Mr. Nice Bryce.
好吧?我想當個壞蛋，你知道嗎?我想要放鬆! All right? I wanna be a badass, you know? I wanna be loose!
嘿，我們應該喝點可卡因! Hey, we should do some coke!
混蛋，你吃了小阿司匹林和低糖汽水都會過量。 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda.
我想找達瑞斯·金凱德。 I want to speak to Darius Kincaid, please.
-是金凱德先生嗎?——問是誰? - Is there a Mr. Kincaid here? - Who's asking?
-他的老婆，混蛋。——你的妻子。 - His fucking wife, motherfucker. - Your wife.
你他媽想要什麼，你他媽是怎麼找到我的? What the fuck do you want, and how the fuck did you find me?
我找到你是因為他們找到了你，混蛋。 I found you 'cause they found you, motherfucker.
有一隊殺手正朝你來，所以你最好他媽的離開那裏。 There's a kill team coming your way, so you better get the fuck out of there.
你怎麼敢對我態度我冒著生命危險在這裏就為了我們能去度蜜月。 And how dare you give me attitude when I am risking my hot ass over here so that we can have our fucking honeymoon.
那摩納哥的那些破事呢? And what about all that shit in Monaco?
得了吧，達利斯。 Oh, come on, Darius.
你知道在你出現之前我騙過多少人嗎? Do you know how many men I conned before you came along?
我從來沒有失憶癥。 I never had amnesia.
真的嗎? For real?
你怎麼能想到我會離開你呢? How could you think for a second that I would leave you?
我無法想像沒有你的生活! I can't imagine my life without you!
寶貝,看。 Baby, look.
我去生育診所不是因為你。 I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you.
我覺得你不能懷孕是因為我。 I think you can't get pregnant because of me.
寶貝，有個家就好了。 Baby, would've been nice to have a family.
我們可以採用。 We can adopt.
哦,是的,寶貝。 Oh, yes, baby.
你會是最好的父親，寶貝。 You will be the best father, baby.
看看你對布裏斯有多好，這個不正常的，被遺棄的可憐孩子。 I mean, look how good you've been for Breece, this dysfunctional, abandoned, poor child.
他父親顯然討厭他。我是說，他沒有朋友。 His father obviously hates him. I mean, he doesn't have any friends.
而你，你只是一縷陽光。 And you, you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight.
我太愛你了，索尼婭·金凱德。 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid.
我是來救你的 And I'm coming to rescue your ass.
我比以往任何時候都愛你，寶貝。 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha.
但你他媽最好快點。 But you better hurry the fuck up.
他會為了拯救希臘而摧毀歐洲。 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece.
他明天會鑽到維阿雷喬的數據網格然後乘遊艇逃走。 He's drilling into Viareggio's data grid tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht.
你得阻止他。 You have to stop him.
給我趴下! Get the fuck down!
大流士嗎?大流士嗎? Darius? Darius?
那麼，失去你愛的人是什麼感覺? So, how does it feel to lose the one you love?
就我個人而言，我沒睡。 I, for one, did not sleep.
失憶嗎? Amnesia?
真的嗎? Really?
你以為我沒看過《落水》嗎? Do you think I haven't seen the film Overboard?
科特·拉塞爾，戈爾迪·霍恩。 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.
一個小經典。 A minor classic.
我的保安已經殺了你的壞蛋。 Well, my security has already exterminated your cucaracha.
你會孤獨終老，沒有家人。 And you will die alone and without a family.
這個世界上沒人能殺死達利斯·金凱德。 No one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid.
那混蛋是殺不死的。 That motherfucker is unkillable.
哇! Whoo!
——哦!追車。——哦,大便。 - Oh! Car chase. - Oh, shit.
我是邁克爾·布萊斯。請留言，祝你今天過得愉快。 You've reached Michael Bryce. Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
-嗨，未來的邁克。是我。——操! - Hey, future Mike. It's me. - Fuck!
你現在真的要打電話嗎? Are you seriously making a phone call right now?
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
我覺得我的精神之旅差不多完成了。 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete.
但現在我意識到安全是給失敗者的! But now I realize safety's for losers!
哇! Whoo!
以前的布萊斯，早就不在了。 The old Bryce, he is long gone.
我現在開車不系安全帶了。 And I'm driving without a seat belt now.
當你失去一切時，會發生一件瘋狂的事。 It's a crazy thing that happens when you lose everything.
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
你已經沒什麼可失去的了。 You got nothing left to lose.
就像蒂姆·麥格勞常說的…他媽的蒂姆是誰？ You know, it's like Tim McGraw always says... Tim Mc-fucking-who?
你得活得像快死了一樣。 You gotta live like you were dying.
這是我這輩子聽過的最爛的廢話。 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life.
我在事件視界了，寶貝。 Ooh, I'm at the event horizon, baby.
-我是說，我真的覺得…-沒人追我們。慢下來! - I mean, I feel truly... - Nobody's after us. Slow down!
-…而且完全自由。-布萊斯。 - ...and completely free. - Bryce.
沒關係。我的膝蓋，頭和皮膚摔破了! It's okay. My knees, head and skin broke the fall!
我要去見我爸爸了，我真的很緊張，因為我只想讓他以我為榮。 So I'm gonna see my dad, and I'm really nervous 'cause all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me.
我覺得你，未來的邁克爾，會為我處理好這件事而感到驕傲。 And I think you, future Michael, will be proud of me for dealing with this.
我知道我說了很多… I know I've said a lot of things and...
不管這個"未來的邁克爾"是什麼鬼東西，都得走。 Whatever the fuck this "future Michael" shit is, it's got to go.
你就是未來的邁克爾，混蛋。 You are the "future Michael," motherfucker.
我爸說我是他遺產的污點。 My dad called me a stain on his legacy.
哦,耶穌基督。聽著，我明白。 Oh, Jesus Christ. Look, I get it.
你就是個混蛋，好嗎?你他媽有點問題。 You are a fuck-up, okay? You got some fucking issues.
但你不能讓一個跟你沒有一點血緣關係的混蛋來定義你。 But you can't allow a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you.
有件事我一直想告訴你。當我的蛋蛋被擊中時，那是在布魯塞爾。 Something I've been meaning to tell you. When I got clipped in the nuts... it happened in Brussels.
布魯塞爾? Brussels?
我是邁克爾·布萊斯，你們的執行保護員。 I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent.
——下來!開火!開火!——聯繫!聯繫! - Get down! Shots fired! Shots fired! - Contact! Contact!
媽媽。是我朝你的蛋蛋開的槍，你從沒想過告訴我嗎? Mother... I'm the one who shot you in the nuts, and you never thought to tell me that?
對我來說是W。那是你的大寫L。 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you.
這是一個彈跳。 It was a ricochet.
-跳起來，我的屁股，混蛋。-跳彈不算-除非你叫他們，混蛋。-走L，走L! - Ricochet, my ass, motherfucker. - Ricochets don't count - unless you call them, motherfucker. - Take the L. Take the L!
儘管你讓我忍無可忍，但你還是個很好的保鏢。 Despite the fact you get on my last nerve, you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard.
我再也拿不回駕照了。這是結束了。 I'm never getting my license back. That's over.
你不需要駕照。 You don't need a license.
保鏢都做些什麼? What do bodyguards do?
他們保護的人? They protect people?
整個歐洲現在都需要你的保護。 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now.
現在跟我念。 Now repeat after me.
"我沒有執照，我他媽不在乎" "I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck."
我沒有執照，這太糟糕了。這是…… I'm unlicensed and that's terrible. That's...
一遍嗎? Again?
我沒有執照，我他媽不在乎。 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
響亮。 Louder.
我沒有執照，我他媽不在乎。 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.
健壯的! Robust!
我沒有執照，我才不管呢! I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!
現在我們去做我們該做的，幹點什麼。 Now let's go do what we do and fuck some shit up.
我們去幹點什麼吧! Let's go fuck some shit up!
——不要動!把手放在頭上!——不!不碰它。 - Don't move! Put your hands on your head! - Nope! Wasn't touching it.
我們說的是實話。 We're telling you the truth.
索尼婭告訴金凱德，亞里士多德正在維亞雷焦的數據樞紐鑽孔。 Sonia told Kincaid Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viareggio.
他會在一小時內上傳病毒 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour.
亞里士多德的影響力。我們不可能及時拿到搜查令。 Aristotle's too influential. We'll never get a warrant in time.
-讓我們把他拿下——加油! - Let us take him down. - Come on!
我們剛收到報告說在維亞雷焦中心的一個地方鑽井。 We just got reports of drilling at a location in the center of Viareggio.
我們在那個地區有什麼資產? What assets do we have on the ground in that region?
最接近的特工是鮑比·奧尼爾。 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill.
也許這次，我們要按波士頓的方式行事。 Perhaps this time, we do things the Boston way.
很好。通知所有當地部隊，讓他們參加演習。 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill.
我們還找到了他的大型遊艇，正逃往國際水域。 We've also located his mega yacht fleeing for international waters.
基督的緣故。 Christ's sakes.
不要在紀錄片裏做一個知道壞人所有信息，卻放他走的超級特工。 Don't be the government agent in the documentary who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway.
不要成為那樣的人。 Don't be that guy.
——女人。-我想這是暗示。 - Woman. - I think that's implied.
你需要什麼來阻止亞里士多德? What do you need to stop Aristotle?
我們需要船。 We need boats.
我們還需要槍。 And we need guns.
那是我的保鏢。 That's my motherfucking bodyguard.
-我們需要他們——什麼? - And we need them. - What?
你們叫什麼名字? What are your names?
——加裏。——約翰。 - Gary. - Johan.
加裏，約翰，你們準備好了嗎? Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on?
——什麼?-我說錯了。 - What? - That came out wrong.
不是在一起。和我們在一起。這也是錯誤的。 Not together. With us. That also came out wrong.
你要在動作的背景下做你的操。 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context.
我們看到殺手和保鏢乘坐快艇離開港口。 We have visual of the hitman and the bodyguard leaving port in a speedboat.
部署一級安全。 Deploy level 1 security.
走,走,走! Go, go, go!
嘿，加裏，我想我們寡不敵眾! Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered!
不，約翰! No fucking shit, Johan!
天啊，我希望加裏和約翰沒事。 God, I hope Gary and Johan are okay.
他們怎麼會認為是我們幹的? How the fuck can they even think that's us?
那些混蛋沒打過人! Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody!
這叫誘餌，達利斯。101年的保鏢。 Well, it's called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101.
我爸會有三級安保措施。這是第一次。 My dad's gonna have three levels of security. That was the first.
-無聊!-嗯，無聊總是最好的。 - Boring! - Well, boring is always best.
-給我滾出去-我會讓船掉頭的! - Get the fuck outta here. - I will turn this boat around!
我們還有30秒就到維亞雷焦了。 We're 30 seconds out from Viareggio.
——收到。-如果我們不停止演習他們就會上傳病毒摧毀整個歐洲 - Copy that. - If we don't stop the drill, they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe.
趴下，趴下!在地上! Get down, get down! On the ground!
趴下，趴下!每個人都下來!每個人都下來! Get down, get down! Everybody down! Everybody down!
閉嘴!閉嘴! Shut up! Shut up!
停!停!停!他說他們在建管道。 Stop! Stop! Stop! He says they're building pipes.
管道?什麼樣的管道?什麼樣的管道? Pipes? What kind of pipes? What kind of pipes?
-等等，這不是數據連接。——什麼? - Wait, this isn't a data junction. - What?
這是一條高壓污水管道。 This is a high-pressure sewage line.
你是說我們把所有資源都派錯地方了嗎? Are you telling me that we've sent all our resources to the wrong location?
工地經理告訴我從碼頭偷來的鑽機是深海鑽機。 The site manager here is telling me the type of drill that was stolen from the dock is a deep-sea drill.
他們不在陸地上鑽探。他們在海洋中鑽探。 They're not drilling on land. They're drilling in the ocean.
這不是Viareggio，這是小鎮。這是Viareggio，海溝。 It ain't Viareggio, the town. It's Viareggio, the ocean trench.
猜猜下面有什麼…歐洲的中央數據樞紐。 And guess what's down there... Europe's central data junction.
什麼?這是什麼意思? What? What does that mean?
這意味著歐洲的命運掌握在殺手和保鏢的手中。 It means the fate of Europe is in the hands of a hitman and a bodyguard.
現在開始演習，長官。 Deploying the drill now, sir.
鑽頭下降。 Drill head descending.
一百米。 One hundred meters.
首先，你要看著歐洲被燒燬，然後我會把你扔到海裏。 First, you are going to watch Europe burn, and then I am going to dump you at sea.
但這次沒有項鏈。 But this time without the necklace.
這裏一個人也沒有。船是空的。 There's no one here. The boat is empty.
Buongiorno,草泥馬。 Buongiorno, motherfucker.
誘餌。每次都很有效。 Decoys. Works every time.
你不是說有好幾層保安嗎? Didn't you say there were several layers of security?
第二階段會更… Level 2 is going to be much more...
注意!我們已經完全包圍你了。 Attention! We have you completely surrounded.
絕對沒有機會…… There is absolutely no chance of...
不是很實用。 Not very practical.
我們就不能跳過幾層，直接來硬的嗎? Well, can't we skip a couple of levels, get to the hard shit?
確定。 Sure.
長官，我們看到數據樞紐了。 Sir, we have visual of the data junction.
你坐上面。我要低一點的。 You take the upper. I'll take the lower.
這是有趣的。你父親告訴我你沒有用槍。 That's funny. Your father told me you weren't using guns.
休假結束了。 Sabbatical's over.
把槍還給我。 Now give me back my gun.
那是什麼巫術? What sort of witchcraft is that?
他媽的! Fuck!
好了，準備好表演了嗎?嗯? All right, you ready for the show, huh? Huh?
他媽的! Fuck!
沒關係。它們可能非常滑。 That's okay. They can be terribly slippery.
長官，我們和數據樞紐取得聯繫了。 Sir, we've made contact with the data junction.
開始訓練序列。 Initiating drill sequence.
輕微的劃痕。 Slight scratch.
輕微濺! Slight splash!
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
馬格南。44有六發子彈。 Magnum .44 has six rounds.
-你只剩下一個了，公雞化石!——操! - You have only one left, cock fossil! - Fuck!
我能看到拐角處! I can see around corners!
穿過牆壁和沙發。 Through walls and sofas.
甚至你的熱信號看起來都很舊。 Even your heat signature looks old.
吻我…… Kiss my...
不。 Nope.
不! Nope!
你是幸運的。你該慶幸我喜歡這首歌。 You're lucky. You're lucky I love this song.
數據連接受損。開始上傳病毒 Data junction compromised. Commence upload of virus.
病毒上傳了。 Virus upload initiated.
6分鐘。 six minutes.
長官，看來一級在追捕一個誘餌。 Sir, it appears that Level 1 were chasing a decoy.
馬格努松和贊托會搞定的。 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
殺了她。 Kill her.
出來,殺手! Come out, hitman!
哦! Oh!
Virus-upload五分鐘。 Virus-upload five minutes.
跟我的小弟弟們打個招呼。 Say hello to my little filos.
作為他的保鏢，我強烈建議你把槍放下。 As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you put the gun down.
作為他的保鏢，我強烈建議你把槍放下。 As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you to put the gun down.
我做不到。 I can't do that.
只要一個電話，審查委員會就會給你續駕照。 One phone call, and the review board renews your license.
這是你一直想要的，孩子。 It's what you've always wanted, son.
他是我的朋友。 He's my friend.
他是我最好的朋友。我永遠的好朋友。 He's my best friend. My BFF.
那就是「永遠的好朋友」。 That's "Best Friends Forever."
4分鐘。——爸爸!爸爸!爸爸!爸爸! 4 minutes. - Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
你穿的是凱夫拉縴維嗎? Are you wearing Kevlar?
我當然穿防彈衣了。我已經90歲了，布萊斯。 Of course I'm wearing Kevlar. I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.
那些故事都是關於什麼的?耶穌…那只是為了提高圖書銷量。 What were all those stories about then? Jesus... That was just to boost book sales.
是時候去死了，你這老婆子。 Time to die, you old cow.
你父親現在把你帶到他想要的地方了，孩子。 Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid.
你這麼有精神。 You're so spry.
Virus-upload三分鐘。 Virus-upload three minutes.
忘記訓練了嗎，小詹姆斯? Forget your training, Junior?
你忘了是誰訓練了我。 You forget who trained me.
草泥馬! Motherfucker!
看來我們陷入僵局了。 Guess we're at a stalemate.
我猜不是。 I guess not.
你好,親愛的。你搞定那個女騙子了嗎? Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman?
她的遺言是她和她的丈夫有共同之處。 Her last words were that she had something in common with her husband.
我們都是不死之身。 We're both fucking unkillable.
病毒上傳。兩分鐘。 Virus upload. Two minutes.
aaa通常有三個。還有什麼遺言？ Triple-A always has three. Any last words?
小刀是一種多功能工具。 Penknife's a very versatile tool.
沒有人預見到它的到來。 No one sees it coming.
你娘! You motherfuckers!
沒錯，迪克爸爸。 That's right, Papa Dickless.
你得爭取到叫我們"混蛋"的權利 You gotta earn the right to call us "motherfuckers."
——草泥馬!——草泥馬! - Motherfucker! - Motherfucker!
50秒。 50 seconds.
不壞。 Not bad.
但你失敗了。 But you failed.
40秒。 40 seconds.
肯定有辦法讓這事結束。 There's gotta be a way to shut this down.
如果你阻止病毒他的船就會爆炸。 His ship is rigged to explode if you stop the virus.
要麼自救，要麼拯救歐洲。你會選哪個布萊斯 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce?
-桃子冰淇淋還是薰衣草無花果?- 30秒。 - Peach gelato or lavender fig? - Thirty seconds.
我愛你。 I love you.
快跑! Run!
殺手，保鏢和女騙子。 The hitman, the bodyguard and the con woman.
你們這些混蛋看起來糟透了。 You assholes look like shit.
別這麼跟我們說話，你個俗氣的混蛋。 Don't talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck.
-我們不再是你的婊子了——放鬆。 - We're not your bitches anymore. - Relax.
-我給你買了一艘小遊艇來度蜜月。——好的。 - I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon. - All right.
但你還是被通緝的，所以在國際刑警組織批准之前，我需要你們三個在遊艇上呆上48小時。 But you're still wanted, so until Interpol clears up the legals, I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours.
我們清楚嗎? Are we clear?
不。鮑勃，快速補充一下。 No. Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.
-別他媽喝酒，不然我揍你一拳。——好的。 - No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face. - Okay.
他媽的。 Fuck it.
- - - ?你是認真的嗎? - And? - Are you serious about that?
致命的。 Deadly.
你們比我想的還要變態。 You are sicker fucks than I thought.
在這裏,你。有跡象。 Here, you. Sign there.
等等，這是什麼?這是……等一下。你……你們拿回我的駕照了嗎? Wait, what is this? This is... Hold on a second. You... You guys got my license back?
——加油!-我會讓她解釋的 - Come on! - I'll let her explain.
享受你們的蜜月吧，蠢貨。 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads.
哦,Breece。 Oh, Breece.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
她在做什麼? What's she doing?
我的寶貝卡卡拉查，你剛簽了收養協議。 My baby cucaracha, you just signed the adoption papers.
——這是什麼?-領養文件。 - The what? - The adoption papers.
你現在是我們的兒子了! You are now our son!
-等等，搞什麼?-搞什麼? - Wait, what the fuck? - What the fuck?
你好，我是邁克爾·布萊斯。 Hello, you've reached Michael Bryce.
請留言，祝你今天過得愉快。 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
真的嗎?這是你的語音信箱? Really? That's your voice mail?
聽著，看來你們要花更多時間才能擺脫"紅警報"所以我需要你們至少再在遊艇上待一個月。 Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more time to get your asses un-Red-Noticed, so I need you on that yacht for at least another month.
你知道嗎?也許兩個。 You know what? Maybe two.
不管怎樣，祝你休假愉快。代我向你爸媽問好。 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical. And say hi to your mom and dad.
但別給我打電話。!像,永不! But don't call me. Ever! Like, never ever!
哦,大流士! Oh, Darius!
——哦,寶貝。-達利斯，我們終於可以做愛了…——哦,狗屎!-…只是為了做愛。 - Oh, baby. - Darius, we finally get to make love... - Oh, shit! - ...just for the sake of fucking.
我們不用擔心孩子的事了。 We don't have to worry about having a baby.
-我們有小布裏希。-哦，寶貝，就是這樣! - We have our little Breece. - Oh, baby, that's it!
你在幹什麼?哦,我的上帝! What are you doing? Oh, my God!
索尼婭，你在幹什麼?那是什麼……哦，寶貝，你的臀部在動。哦，新娘們! Sonia, what are you doing? What's that... Oh, baby, that hip moving. Oh, that's new pussy!
新娘們!-我的寶貝! - New pussy! - Oh, mi cucaracha!