贝鲁特
要我说 杀他几个人质根本就不够本
Listen to me! Killing a few hostages is not sufficient!
美国人必须要受到惩罚
The Americans must be made to suffer.
我们必须让他们受辱
We must humiliate them.
你说的这些还不够具体 阿明将军
You do not go far enough, General Amin.
我们应该把他们的内脏挖出来 然后拖到大马士革去游街
We must strip their entrails out and drag them to Damascus,
直到他们把我们也放到和平进程里
until they include us in the peace process.
无聊 这种做法对利比亚来说还不够大胆
Nonsense! This solution is not bold enough for Libya.
我说干脆炸平华盛顿和纽约
l say wipe out Washington and New York.
什么 然后毁了我们三年的公共关系
What? And spoil three years of good PR?
美国人相信我是个好人
The Americans believe l'm a nice guy.
在一些他们的投票中 我甚至要比他们的总统受欢迎
ln some of their polls, l'm more popular than their president!
先生们 先生们 我们别无选择了
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! This is getting us nowhere.
即使我们这周什么都不做
lf we do nothing else this week,
我一定也要弄一次恐怖主义事件
we must conceive at least one terrorist act
要让全世界都知道
that will show all the world
美国 罪恶的国渡
that the United States, the great Satan,
不仅是一个纸老虎而且还是一个懦弱的民族
is but a paper tiger a weak nation,
懦弱的人民 做好被毁灭的准备吧
a weak people, a people ripe for destruction.
胆小鬼 永远不会去斗争的
Cowards, no longer willing to fight.
我就知道
l knew it!
嗨 你是谁
Hey, who are you?
我是弗兰克 卓斌中尉 警察小队
l'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
永远别让我在美国抓住你们
And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!
小心
Watch out!
洛杉矶某港口
98 99 100 全都在这儿
..98, 99, 100. lt's all here.
这是我们第一笔运来的海洛因
This completes our first shipment of heroin.
100%纯
100~/. pure.
最好是所有的40公斤
lt better be all 40 kilos.
最后一批获将在三天内运来
The final shipment will be delivered in three days.
- 那时候我们要看到钱 - 别担心
-Then we'll expect payment. -Don't worry.'
警察 放下你们的枪
Police! Throw down your guns!
宰了他
Kill him.
油漆未干
洛杉矶国际机场
今天对于美国人民是重要的一天
lt's a great day for Americans. This man alone...
他在那
There he is!
不要鲜花 谢谢
No flowers, thank you.
欢迎回家 弗兰克 在贝鲁特干得很好 我们都听说了
Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. We heard about it.
谢谢 我只想知道一件事 维克多利亚的那件事是不是真的
Thanks. l want to know one thing - is it true about Victoria?
很遗憾是的 她跟别的男人跑了
l'm afraid so. She ran off with some guy.
而且上周他们结了婚
They got married last week.
一切都结束了 什么都没有意义了
Then it's over. All of this is meaningless.
我为她做了一切
l did it for her. Everything.
可现在她却跑了
And now she's gone.
你们是来听我的热门故事的 是不是
And you came down here to get a hot story, didn't you?
把我的照片登到你们的报纸上
Pictures of me to sell your newspapers.
- 弗兰克 - 当然 你们认为我是个大英雄
-Frank... -Sure, you think l'm a big hero.
可你们知道一个男人被伤的有多深吗
Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?
弗兰克 他们不是为你来的
Frank, they're not here for you.
《奇妙智商》的主唱 扬科维奇 在飞机上
"Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane.
婚礼怎么样 她穿的什么
What about the wedding? What was she wearing?
别自作多情了 把她彻底忘记了
Don't torture yourself! Put her out of your mind.
我不能忘记她 那个男的怎么样
l can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy?
- 你知道他的什么事情吗 - 不是很多
-Do you know anything about him? -Not much.
就只知道他是个奥林匹克冠军
Just that he's an Olympic gymnast
而且是她见过得最好的性伴侣
and it's the best sex she's ever had.
我真心实意地相信她 现在看来真蠢
l trusted her and followed my heart. Foolishly, it seems.
我应该开始学会忘记
l'm just gonna have to learn to forget.
这就是我为什么去贝鲁特旅行 - 去平静一下心态
That's why l took my vacation in Beirut to find some peace.
那不会太容易的
lt won't be easy.
我看的每个地方 都能让我再想起她
Everywhere l look, something reminds me of her.
也许警察和女人永远不可调和
Maybe cops and women just don't mix.
诺德伯格怎么样了 我听说他出事了
What about Nordberg? l came as soon as l heard.
他还活着 不过正在输氧
He's alive, but on life support.
他有50/50的机会活下来
He's got a 50/50 chance of living,
但是只有10%能的可能性
though there's only a 10~/. chance of that.
诺德伯格夫人 我想我们可以挽救你丈夫的胳膊
Mrs Nordberg, l think we can save your husband's arm.
你想把他捐给哪
Where would you like it sent?
- 弗兰克 太高兴你来了 - 韦尔玛 我听到消息马上就赶来了
-Frank! l'm so glad you came! -Wilma, l came as soon as l heard.
谢谢你 弗兰克
Thank you, Frank.
- 诺德伯格呢 - 他就在这儿呢
-Where's Nordberg? -He's right here.
诺德伯格 我是弗兰克 你的哥们
Nordberg, it's Frank, your buddy.
我来弄好它
l'll get it!
掰床后的那个扳手
Get the switch at the back of the bed!
诺德伯格 是我 弗兰克 谁把你弄成这样的
Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Who did this to you?
我 爱你
l...love you.
我也爱你 诺德伯格 他们在哪
l love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they?
- 船 艇 - 是的 一条快艇
-Ship... Boat... -That's right. A boat.
等你康复了 我们就一起出海
When you're better, we'll go sailing together,
- 就像去年一样 - 不 药
-just like last year. -No... Drugs.
护士 给他打药 你看不出来他很痛苦吗
Nurse, give this man some drugs! Can't you see he's in pain?
- 给他打一针 快点 - 不
-Give him a shot, quickly! -No...
海洛因 海洛因 弗兰克
Heroin! Heroin, Frank!
诺德伯格 这个要求高点了
Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order.
给我几天去搞那东西
Give me a couple of days on that one.
噢 我可怜的诺德伯格 他是个多好的人呀 弗兰克
Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank.
他从来不去伤害别人 谁对他干了这么缺德的事呀
He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
很难说
lt's hard to tell.
蛊惑仔 写匿名信的 生气的丈夫 同性恋情人
A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
弗兰克 你控制一下你自己
Frank, get a hold of yourself!
一个好警察 毫无必要的被几个胆小的流氓给暗算了
A good cop needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
- 他不会死的 - 你是对的 埃德
-No way for a man to die. -You're right, Ed.
降落伞没打开 就是那种死法
A parachute not opening - that's the way to die,
被联合收谷机给卷进去
getting caught in a combine,
让来普兰人把头砍下去
having your nuts bit off by a Laplander.
这就是我想要的死法
That's the way l want to go.
弗兰克 真真是太糟了
Frank! This is terrible!
别担心 韦尔玛 你丈夫会好起来的
Don't worry, Wilma. Your husband is gonna be all right.
往好的方面想 不要多想
Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
他是对的 韦尔玛
He's right, Wilma,
但是别等到最后一分钟再填哪些器官捐献卡
but don't wait till the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
他想说的是 一旦诺德伯格的病情好转
What l'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better,
他就可以回警队工作了
he's welcome back at Police Squad.
除非他变成了植物人 但是我想一般都会这样的
Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's only common sense.
你知道为什么诺德伯格昨天晚上去海边吗
Do you know why Nordberg was at the waterfront?
不知道
No...
但是我在家里的抽屉里发现了这个
But l found this at home in a drawer.
一张照片"我爱你"缺少一些字母
A photograph! "l Luv You" out of Caracas.
一艘巴拿马的货船
A Panamanian ship.
但他说"我爱你"的时候 他是在告诉你这条船的名字
When he said "l love you", he was telling you the name of the ship!
我明白了 刚刚
l realise that...now.
- 我没最好去查清楚 - 我要让所有没任务的人都来处理这件事
-We'd better check this out. -l want every available man on it.
我们没有那么多人手
l can't spare anybody.
我们要担任伊丽莎白女皇访问的保安工作
We're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit.
韦尔玛 不管哪个杂种干了这些
Wilma, whatever scum did this,
没有人会休息一分钟直到他去酒吧 让我们去吃点东西吧
no man will rest until he's behind bars. Let's grab a bite to eat.
经过市领导的不懈努力
Due to the extraordinary efforts of some of our civic leaders,
伊丽莎白女皇已经把洛杉矶作为
Queen Elizabeth has included the city of Los Angeles
她美国之行的参观城市之一
as one of the cities she'll visit during her American tour.
市里会增加负责安全工作人员的数量吗
Will the city hire additional security officers?
我们已经把女皇的安全工作交给了警察小队
We have placed the Queen's security in the hands of Police Squad,
一只警察特别行动组
a special division of the Police Department,
他们的代表弗兰克 卓斌中尉
represented here by Lieutenant Frank Drebin.
谢谢 市长
Thank you, Your Honour.
大点声
Louder!
- 你可以用我的麦克 - 谢谢
-You can use my radio mic. -Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢市长大人 保护女王的安全
Thank you, Your Honour. Protecting the Queen's safety
是我们警察小队很愿意接受的
is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad.
不管邀请女王来我们这儿想法多么的愚蠢
No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us,
作为美国人 我们一定要成为一位热情好客的主人
as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.
谢谢 卓斌中尉
Thank you, Lieutenant Drebin.
当然 我们都知道女皇的安全
Of course, we all have a stake in seeing that this portion
对这次美国之行的利害关系
of the Queen's American tour is completely protected.
而且我么十分荣耀接待女皇
And we can take pride that the Queen...
这份荣耀是属于所有人的
lndeed, it is for all the people,
我们将会共同拥有这 庆祝
who will be able to share in these...celebrations...
尤其激动人心
Especially exciting...
的将是 女皇的 公共露面
will be...the Queen's... public appearances.
我们还
We also would like...
埃德和我开车去了诺德伯格被发现的地方 他当时大头朝下浮在水面上
Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating.
没有线索的案件 就需要找个什么地方开始 那个地方就是那个港口
Without leads, you have to start somewhere, and that was the harbour.
请不要围观 请不要围观
Please disperse. Please disperse.
这里没什么可看的 请离开
There's nothing for you to see here. Keep moving.
他们在哪找到他的
Where did they find him?
在那边 想不想坐小船过去
Out there. Do you wanna take a dinghy?
不 不 我在记者招待会上已经摆平了
No, l took care of that at the press conference.
我真不明白 很不错的警察 光明的前途
lt doesn't make sense. Good policeman, bright future...
可却摊上了这摊子事
then something like this happens.
他是被守夜人发现的
He was found by the nightwatchman.
我要和港务总管谈谈
l'm gonna talk to the harbour-master.
我要四处走走侦查一下
l'll walk around and snoop.
- 谁呀 - 卓斌中尉 警察小队
-Yeah? -Lieutenant Drebin, Police Squad.
我记起你来了 你想怎样
l remember you. What do you want?
我想问些问题 你熟悉这张脸吗
l wanna ask some questions. Are you familiar with that face?
我不知道 我的记忆力不是很好
l don't know. My memory ain't so great.
哦 是吗 也许这个能让你的记忆闪一下
Oh, yeah? Maybe this'll refresh your memory.
- 还是不清醒 - 这个呢
-Still hazy. -How about this?
我想起来了 你为什么想知道这个
l remember. Why do you want to know?
- 我不能告诉你 - 也许这个能帮助你
-l can't tell you. -Maybe this'll help.
- 我不认为会起作用 - 仍然这么认为
-l don't think l should. -Still don't think so?
- 那是诺德伯格 他是个警察 - 不 他当时正在搞海洛因
-lt's Nordberg, he's a cop. -No, he was dealin' 'H'.
- 什么 - 他不干净
-What? -He was dirty!
小杂种 我本该让你跑
Scum! l ought to run you in right now!
他替拉德维格的海运部工作 他当时正在努力掰什么东西
He worked at Ludwig's Shipping. He tried to push something.
- 你要怎么干 - 我为什么要告诉你
-What are you gonna do about it? -Why should l tell you?
- 也许这个会有点帮助 - 我不应该告诉你的
-Maybe this'll help. -l shouldn't tell you.
能不能让我看张20的 现在呢
Can you spot me a 20? How about now?
我现在就去拉德维格的办公室
l'm going down to Ludwig's office.
我会找出你告诉我的是不是真的
l'll find out if you're telling the truth.
文森特 拉德维格拥有全城最大的公司
Vincent Ludwig owned one of the city's largest corporations.
一个受尊敬的商人和市议员
A respected business man and civic leader,
美国人选出的女皇接待委员会的主席
he was to chair the Queen's reception committee.
我现在就准备去问他关于毒品和企图谋杀的问题
Now l was about to question him about drugs and attempted murder.
- 拉德维格先生 - 是的
-Mr Ludwig? -Yes?
卓斌中尉想见你 先生
Lieutenant Drebin to see you, sir.
把他带进来
Show him in.
- 中尉 - 感觉相同
-Lieutenant. -The feeling is mutual.
我也很高兴见到你 古巴的(雪茄)
Nice to meet you, too. Cuban?
不 我是德国的爱尔兰人 我爸爸是威尔士人
No, Dutch-lrish. My father was from Wales.
请坐
Sit down.
- 好堂皇的办公室呀 - 谢谢你 中尉
-What a magnificent office. -Thank you, Lieutenant.
这里的大部分东西都是我多年收集来的
Most objects l have collected over a period of many years -
著名画家
我的庚斯博罗明代花瓶 不值钱
my Gainsborough, Ming vases. Priceless!
这些东西我感觉最能反映我的性格
They are objects which l feel reflect my personality,
像日本斗鱼
like the Japanese fighting fish -
美丽 高贵 优雅
beautiful, graceful, elegant...
目标只有一个
yet single-minded of purpose
被他发现了的东西就会没命
and deadly when it finds what it wants.
这个最平常的要两万美元
This particular one is valued at over $20,000.
毫无疑问是件和奢侈的东西
A luxury item, to be certain,
但我就是个比较欣赏鱼类的人
but l am a man who appreciates the finer things in life.
噢 这个 这是一只很少见的日本武士笔
Oh, this... This is a rare Samurai pen,
是日本裕仁天皇给我的礼物
a gift from Emperor Hirohito.
永不损坏 除了水什么都不怕
Unbreakable. lmpervious to everything but water.
- 简直就是无价之宝 - 很吸引人
-lts value is beyond estimation. -That's fascinating.
但是我确信你不是为参观这些艺术品而来的
But l'm sure you didn't pay this visit for a lecture on fine art.
有什么能为您效劳的
To what do l owe the honour?
我正在调查一个码头工人的蓄意谋杀案
l'm investigating the attempted murder of a dock worker,
一个叫做诺德伯格的人 一个警察
a man named Nordberg, a police officer.
他还活着是吗
He is still alive, then?
他被射中了六枪
He was shot six times.
幸运的是 子弹都没有射中要害
Fortunately, the bullets missed every vital organ.
- 海水救了他 - 那么他们
-The salt water preserved him. -So they...
那么他们把他及时地送到了医院
So they got him to the hospital in time?
他现在在无奇迹圣母医院的特护病房里
He's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.
这个消息挺让我震撼的
This certainly comes as a shock to me.
就像你所知道的 我不是个做事不光明磊落的人
As you know, l'm not the kind of man who takes such things lightly.
在我的集团里是不允许有犯罪事件发生的
There is no room in my organisation for criminal activity.
看看哪 我推动了这个城市经济的巨大发展
Look out there a vast commercial development built by me.
你能想象得到五年前这里是什么样子吗
Do you have any idea what was out there just five years ago?
毫无疑问你做了 橘子园
You bet you do. Orange groves!
每一英亩那块土地 在肉眼能看到的地方
Acres of them. As far as the eye could see.
但是现在那片土地却是他原价的十倍
But now that land will generate ten times the amount of profit.
中尉你没事吧
Are you all right, Lieutenant?
我给你拿点科利奈克斯面纸
Let me get you some Kleenex.
这个警察
Has this officer -
叫什么名字 诺德伯格
What's his name? Nordberg -
跟你说过什么了吗
been able to tell you anything?
到目前为止还没说一句话
Well, he hasn't been able to tell us a thing so far,
只要他恢复记忆
but as soon as he regains consciousness,
我们马上就会看他还会不会弹吉他
we'll see if he can still play the guitar.
- 对不起 - 我耽误了你不少时间
-Pardon? -l've taken up a lot of your time.
我想看看你们公司的职员纪录
l'd like to look at your employment records
并且找个别人谈谈
and speak to someone in Personnel.
当然
Of course.
- 多米尼克 叫斯班瑟小姐来一下 - 好的先生
-Dominique, send in Miss Spencer. -Yes, sir.
皇室到访的准备工作让我很忙
l am quite busy making arrangements for the royal visit,
但是我的助理会给你一切你想要的东西
but l will have my assistant provide you with anything you need.
你很配合我们的工作 我会在我的报告中提到的
You've been very co-operative. l'll note that in my report.
很荣幸
My pleasure.
斯班瑟小姐 这是警察小队的卓斌中尉
Miss Spencer! This is Lieutenant Drebin from Police Squad.
你好 卓斌先生
Hello...Mr Drebin.
你好
Hello.
噢
Oh!
她头发的颜色就像旧油画中的金色
Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings.
她的轮廓很清晰
She had a full set of curves
还有那让你想舔一天的双腿
and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day.
她看了我一眼让我的屁兜有感觉
She gave me a look l could feel in my hip pocket.
是的 事情开始变得有趣了
Yep, this was starting to get interesting.
- 不错的水獭 - 谢谢
-Nice beaver. -Thank you.
- 我把它压在下面了 - 让我来帮你
-l just had it stuffed. -Let me help you with that.
这个应该就是你要的-
This should be what you're looking for -
这个就是三是34号码头的航运和雇员纪录
the shipping and employment records for Pier 32.
谢谢
Thank you.
我听说警察的工作很危险
l've heard police work is dangerous.
是的 这就是我为什么总带着把大枪
Yes, that's why l carry a big gun.
它会不会走火
Couldn't it go off accidentally?
我经常会遇到这个问题
l used to have that problem.
那你怎么办
What did you do about it?
我就想想棒球
l just think about baseball.
你的脚链挺不错的
That's a honey of an ankle-bracelet you have there.
它又掉下去了吗
Did it slip down there again?
是的 这样 我会尽快看完这些
Yes, well... l'll quickly go through these
然后明天把它还给你
and get them back to you tomorrow.
好的 但是不用急 我的意思是 什么时候你看完再说
Fine, but there's no rush. l mean, whenever you're through.
谢谢你 我希望做些事感谢你
Thank you. l wish there was some way l could repay you.
晚餐怎么样 我知道有个卖海盗食品的地方
How about dinner? l know a place that serves great Viking food.
那很诱人 但是恐怕不行 我今晚要休息
lt's tempting, but l'm afraid l must rest this evening,
明天是植树节
tomorrow being Arbor Day.
当然 也需其他什么时间
Of course. Perhaps some other time.
- 就当下雨延期怎么样 - 我们不能去吃晚餐
-How about a rain check? -Let's just stick to dinner.
谢谢你的帮助 斯班瑟小姐
Thank you for your help, Miss Spencer.
很荣幸
My pleasure.
- 怎么样了 - 拉德维格先生 你吓了我一跳
-Well? -Mr Ludwig, you startled me!
对不起 亲爱的
l'm sorry, my dear.
你把中尉要的东西给他了吗
Did you give the lieutenant what he wanted?
我给了她32号码头资料的复印件
l gave him copies of the files for Pier 32.
很好 那就好
Good. That's good.
他是个很花心的家伙 你认为呢
He is an intriguing fellow, don't you think?
我不知道 我们刚认识
Well, l don't know. l've only just met him.
他看起来挺不错的
He seems very nice.
珍 我知道也许这个请求很过分
Jane, l realise this is an unusual request,
但是如果我们的公司真有什么违法的事情
but if there is something illegal going on in this company,
我就要去知道 然后把它弄明白
l need to know about it, so we can root it out.
这就是为什么我想让你
That's why l want you to...
去多了解卓斌一点
well, to get to know Drebin a little better,
看看他都知道什么
find out what he knows.
这件事交给警察去做不好吗
Wouldn't this be best handled by the police?
我们正在让警察去做 我亲爱的
We are letting the police handle it, my dear!
但是我们要在事情登报之前
But we need to know the facts quickly
尽快地知道真相
before anything gets into the newspapers.
别忘了 我要对我的股民负责
Don't forget, l have a responsibility to the stockholders.
当然 如果你这么说的话
Well...if you put it that way...
- 是的我会尽力去做的 - 这就好多了
-Yes, l'll do my best. -That's better.
我相信你会的
l'm sure you will.
我大概在四点的时候回到了警局
lt was about 4pm when l returned to Police Squad.
我想知道实验室对诺德伯格夹克的化验结果
l wanted to see what the lab had come up with on Nordberg's jacket,
那件他们在码头发现的夹克
the one they'd found on the docks.
如果衣服纤维不受潮的话我们可以得到很多线索
You can tell a lot from fibre samples if they aren't too wet.
但是这件案子那件夹克不可能捞上来的时候是干的
l was hoping we wouldn't come up dry.
嗨 小心
Hey, look out!
警察 停下
Police! Halt!
有人看清车牌吗
Anybody catch the licence plate?
有人看到司机吗
Anybody get a look at the driver?
记下每个人的名字录口供用
Take the names of everybody here for questioning.
我要赶快 进去了
l've got to get...inside.
嗨 埃德 泰德 弄到那些纤维样品了
Hi, Ed, Ted. You got those fibre samples yet?
- 我们这儿有情况了 - 什么
-We got some action here. -What?
我们正猜测试 反图抹墙
We're testing our anti-graffiti wall.
有顾客来了
We've got customers.
当喷雾器撞击感应器就会再喷回来
lt reacts when the spray hits the sensors.
你又成功了 运气不错
You've done it again mazel tov!
干得漂亮 下一个是什么呢
Good work. What will you think of next?
就像你提到的
Now that you mention it,
这是我昨天才发明的
here's something we developed only yesterday.
从表面上看 只是一只很普通的鞋
To the casual observer - an ordinary shoe.
但是事实上 这里装有匕首
But in actuality... it makes a handy weapon.
和其它一切警察需要的东西
And everything a cop would need.
我们叫它瑞士军鞋
We call it the Swiss Army Shoe.
- 棒极了 那个纤维样品的事 - 最后一样东西
-Great. And the fibre samples? -Just one more thing.
看到我带的这副手铐了吗
See these cufflinks l'm wearing?
它们不单单是手铐 每一个钥匙孔都能发射一种极小的标枪
They're not just cufflinks. Each one fires a single pin-sized dart,
可以使受攻击着昏迷数分钟
that knocks out your victim for a few minutes.
让我们来拿埃德做个实验
Let me demonstrate on Ed.
泰德 为什么
Ted! Why?
别担心 他不一定什么时候就恢复正常了
Don't worry. He'll be up and around in no time.
- 你为什么不弄一副呢 - 实际上 我还可以用另一副
-Why don't you take a pair? -Actually, l could use another pair.
我想你会喜欢它们的
l think you'll like them.
- 你要的这个 长官 - 谢谢 奥
-Want this, chief? -Thank you, Al.
你嘴角有东西 奥
There's something on the side of your mouth, Al.
不 不 另一边
No, no. The other side.
根据你的要求 我们化验了诺德伯格夹克上的纤维样品
As you requested, we took some fibre samples from Nordberg's jacket.
很遗憾结果看起来不是很好
l'm afraid it doesn't look good.
- 你什么意思 - 你自己看看吧
-What do you mean? -Take a look for yourself.
- 我什么都看不到 - 用你睁着的眼睛 弗兰克
-l can't see anything. -Use your open eye, Frank.
是的 我现在能看见了
Yeah, l can see it now.
首先 它看起来是很平常的羊毛纤维
At first, it appears to be the normal cotton fibres.
但是我们却发现了一种白色粉状物体
But we discovered a fine white powder.
经过我们化验 纯海洛因
Pure heroin.
你对诺德伯格有多了解
How well do you know Nordberg?
我们搭档9年而且他是我最好的朋友
We were partners for nine years and he's my best friend.
不要把个人感情放在工作中
We can't allow personal feelings to get in the way.
- 你是在说诺德伯格 - 再过两天女皇就要来了
-Are you saying that Nordberg...? -The Queen arrives in two days.
如果新闻界把这件事情捅了出来
lf the press should pick this up,
那会让警察局和市政府很为难的
it could be embarrassing for the police and the city.
对不起 弗兰克 我给你24小时去证明诺德伯格是清白的
l'm sorry, Frank. l'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg.
- 拉德维格先生 - 怎么
-Mr Ludwig? -Yes?
- 帕什米尔先生来了 - 带他进来
-A Mr Pahpshmir is here. -Show him in.
有什么事不妥吗 拉德维格先生
ls there something wrong, Mr Ludwig?
不 什么也没有
No, it's nothing.
- 拿我们就来谈谈我们的生意吧 - 当然 请坐
-Then may we get down to business? -Certainly. Have a seat.
我可以答应你们的请求
l can carry out your request.
- 我出价两千万美元 - 你的出价不是问题
-My price is $20 million. -Your price is not a problem.
但是我代表的那边很重视
But there is concern on the part of those l represent,
你能完成一件很难完成的工作
that you would be able to... complete so difficult a task.
告诉我 帕什米尔先生
Tell me, Mr Pahpshmir,
在全世界 谁是最有影响力的杀手
in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?
我想应该是那种不让别人知道自己是杀手的人
l would think anyone who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin.
是的 但是这儿有甚至比那种还聪明的杀手
Yes, but there is even a more ideal assassin.
一个连自己都不知道自己是杀手的人
One who doesn't know he is an assassin.
- 来杯茶吗 - 好的 谢谢
-Care for some tea? -Yes, please.
多米尼克 请上两杯茶
Dominique, service for two, please.
我必须杀了帕什米尔
l must kill Pahpshmir.
- 要放奶油和糖吗 先生 - 帕什米尔先生
-Cream and sugar, sir? -Mr Pahpshmir?
请只加奶油
Cream only, please.
- 这有把抢在地上 先生 - 别管它 没事的
-There's a gun on the floor, sir! -Just leave it. lt's all right.
- 请上茶 - 当然先生
-The tea, please. -Of course, sir.
帕什米尔先生 你以前看过感官诱导催眠术吗
Mr Pahpshmir, have you ever seen sensory-induced hypnosis?
我想我刚刚看过了
l think l just have.
怎么才能让她接近目标呢
How will she get near the target?
噢 我没保证一定要是她呀
Oh, l doubt whether it will be her.
现在再好的调查员也很难察觉
Good secretaries are so hard to find these days.
所以对我来说
And it seems to me...
任何人 都可以是杀手
anyone...can be an assassin.
我只有24小时来证明我的朋友是清白的
l had 24 hours to find something to clear my friend's name.
我带着拉德维格的材料来到了医院
l returned to the hospital with Ludwig's records
试试看能不能让诺德伯格想起点什么
to try to jog Nordberg's memory.
大夫 片子已经出来了 你是否准备好去确诊了
Doctor, l have the chart, if you're ready to go over it.
等我把诺德伯格这边的事情处理完就跟你走
l'll be with you when l've finished with Mr Nordberg.
好的 大夫
Yes, Doctor.
你将马上离开这个地方
You'll be out of here in a couple of...
- 我要见诺德伯格警官 - 请签个名
-l'd like to see Officer Nordberg. -Sign in, please.
等一下 警卫哪去了
Wait a minute! Where's the police guard?
- 卓斌中尉打电话来让他回家了 - 卓斌中尉
-Drebin called and sent him home. -Drebin?
我必须杀掉诺德伯格 我必须杀掉诺德伯格
l must kill Nordberg. l must kill Nordberg.
卓斌 警察小队 放下那个枕头
Drebin, Police Squad! Let go of that pillow!
医院紧急情况
Medical emergency!
卓斌 警察小队 跟上那辆黑车
Drebin, Police Squad. Follow that black car!
那辆车 跟上那辆车
The car! Follow that car!
斯蒂芬尼 检查倒车镜 转向灯
Stephanie, check your mirror. Signal.
少儿汽车驾校
Now pull into traffic.
汇入主车道
把脚从刹车上移开
Try and ease off on the brake.
- 稍微加点油 - 我知道近路 在这儿左转
-Give it a little gas. -l know a short cut. Turn left here!
- 他在哪 - 放松
-There he is! -Easy!
右转 跟上他
Turn right! Follow him!
没事的 正常情况下 你不可以超过65英里
lt's OK. Normally, you would not be going 65
跑到单行线上了
down the wrong way of a one-way street.
踩刹车
Apply the brakes.
推倒到车挡
Now put it in reverse.
- 你个傻B老娘们 - 斯蒂芬尼
-You dumb broad! -Stephanie...
慢慢的伸出你的手臂
Gently extend your arm.
伸出你的中指
Extend your middle finger.
- 非常好 干得漂亮 - 他在哪
-Very good. Well done. -There he is!
跟上他 斯蒂芬尼
Go for it, Stephanie!
对不起 对不起
Excuse me. Excuse me.
注意 闪开 这里没什么可看的
All right, move on! Nothing to see here!
请离开
Please disperse!
没什么可看的 请离开
Nothing to see here. Please!
袭击诺德伯格的这件是留给我的是震惊和忧虑
The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed.
问题不断地从我的脑子里涌出来
The questions kept coming up again and again,
就像苏打水里的泡泡
like bubbles in a case of soda.
在医院里的那个人是谁
Who was this character in the hospital?
为什么他向要杀诺德伯格 并且是为了谁
Why was he trying to kill Nordberg...and for whom?
拉德维格是不是在对我撒谎 我没有证据
Did Ludwig lie to me? l didn't have any proof,
可是不管怎样 我不能全都相信他
but somehow, l didn't entirely trust him.
为什么"我爱你"号 没有出现在拉德维格的纪录里
Why was the "l Luv You" not listed in Ludwig's records?
如果真是这样 他会不会知道呢
lf it was, did he know about it?
如果他不知道 谁知道
lf he didn't, who did?
而且我他妈的现在在哪呢
And where the hell was l?
我到家的时候已经将近午夜了
lt was almost midnight when l got home.
我只想钻进我的被窝里睡个好觉
l just wanted to slip under my blankets,
可是我的夜晚才刚刚开始
but my night was just about to begin.
你迟到了
You're late.
那取决于我为什么迟到
That depends on what l'm late for.
你说过我们应该找个时间吃晚餐的
You said we should have dinner some time.
今晚就是"那个时间"
Tonight became "some time".
我在煮肉
l'm boiling a roast.
你喜欢多热的和多乳的
How hot and wet do you like it?
非常热和非常多乳的
Very hot and awfully wet.
你看来很懂厨房里的事儿
You seem to know your way around a kitchen.
我在房子其他房间的功夫也不错
l'm just as handy in other rooms of the house.
你的衬衫看起来很面熟
That shirt looks familiar.
这是你的 我不想把我的衣服弄脏或者出褶
lt's yours. l didn't want to get stained or wrinkled.
至少 现在还没有
At least...not yet.
你介意我钻进一个舒服点的地方吗
Do you mind if l slip into something more comfortable?
这样 这就好多了
There. That's better.
我希望你带来了你的食欲
l hope you've brought your appetite.
我带了所有的东西
l've brought everything.
太好了 那就 请用吧
Well, then, dig in.
有趣 就像我今天看到的照片一样有趣
lnteresting. Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw today.
我还年轻 我需要这份工作
l was young. l needed the work.
不 这是在拉德维格的港口拍的
No, they were taken at Ludwig's docks.
一艘货轮驶进港 一艘巴拿马货轮 但是在拉德韦德的纪录里却没有记载
A ship came in, a Panamanian ship. lt wasn't on Ludwig's records.
也许是失察了
Probably an oversight.
你的 肉怎么样
How is your...meat?
你可以品尝一下
You be the judge of that.
嗯
Mmm...
我还有另外九个
l've got nine more.
- 你见过那条船吗 - 我不知道
-Have you seen that ship? -l don't know.
它不像是我们的 但是我们要很和多船打交道
lt doesn't look like ours, but we deal with so many ships.
诺德伯格警官跟你说了些什么吗
Has Officer Nordberg told you anything?
没有 又有一个人想要他的命 但他还是在昏迷之中
No, there's been another attempt on his life. He's in a coma.
真是太糟了 世界真是一个充满暴力的地方
That's terrible! This world is such a violent place.
如果不是的话 我就会失业了
lf it wasn't, l'd be out of a job,
如果世界上没有了犯罪 那我明天就不干了
but l'd give it up tomorrow to live in a world without crime.
你讲的太美了
That's beautiful.
一切都进展的太快了
This is all happening too fast.
- 我以前受过伤害 - 对不起
-l've been hurt before. -l'm sorry.
我认识她好多年了
l'd known her for years.
我们差不多一起去过了所有的警察庆典仪式
We used to go to all the police functions together.
我是多么的爱她 但是她只喜欢她的音乐
How l loved her, but she had her music.
我想她只喜欢她的音乐
l think she had her music.
芝加哥男生乐团和交响乐团都跟她合作过
She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony.
我不记得她是演奏乐器的还是唱歌的了
l don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to sing.
她每年三百天都在外巡回演出
Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year.
我给他买了一架竖琴作为圣诞礼物 她问我这是什么
l bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.
都是老调重谈了 男孩和女孩
lt's the same old story. Boy finds girl.
男孩失去了女孩 女孩找到了男孩
Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy.
男孩忘记了女孩 男孩忘不了女孩
Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl.
女孩在新年橘子杯快艇比赛
Girl dies in a blimp accident
事故总中丧生了
over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
- 好年份 - 不 最糟的
-Goodyear? -No, the worst.
可怜的小家伙
Poor dear!
现在 现在 我不想让你生气
Now, now. l don't want to upset you.
弗兰克 不是这样的
Frank, it's not that.
为什么你要对我这么好
Why did you have to be so wonderful?
- 有些事我一定要跟你说 - 不 你不需要和我说任何事
-There's something l must tell you. -No! No need to tell me anything.
过去发生的一切并不重要
What's in the past doesn't matter anyway.
也许
Maybe...
也许我们是两个找到知己的孤魂
Maybe we're just two lonely souls who have found each other.
滑稽脸
Funny-face!
我先让你知道 我一贯都做安全性交
l want you to know... l practise safe sex.
我也是
So do l.
野战排
我今天过得太高兴了 弗兰克 我真不敢相信我们是昨天才认识的
l had a wonderful day, Frank. l can't believe we just met yesterday.
你真得那么认为 你不是在说
You really mean that? You're not just saying it,
因为我们彼此交换了身体里的液体
because we exchanged bodily fluids?
不 我是真的很高兴 你非常特别
No, l really mean it. You're very special.
睡前饮料也有睡帽的意思
- 喝杯睡前饮料怎么样 - 不 谢谢 我不穿那些东西
-Can l interest you in a nightcap? -No, thanks, l don't wear them.
实际上 今天晚上我要去蹲坑
Actually, l'm on stake-out tonight.
我会一直想你的 我明天会给你打电话的
l'll be thinking about you. l'll call you tomorrow.
好的
OK.
晚安
Good night!
我告诉你答案就在拉德维格的办公室里
The answer's up there in Ludwig's office.
随便你叫它什么 一种预感 女人的直觉
Call it what you will a hunch, women's intuition.
拉德维格知道的比他说的多
Ludwig knows more than he's saying.
预感不能在法庭上成立 你的铁证在哪
A hunch won't stand up in court. Where are your hard facts?
他是唯一一个除了我们俩以外 知道诺德伯格还活着的人
He's the only one except us who knew Nordberg was still alive.
然后我们知道什么发生了 一个刺客想把诺德伯格从医院铲除掉
Next thing we know, some thug tries to knock him off.
也许 但是我们要有很大的把握 才能闯进拉德维格的办公室
Maybe. But breaking into Ludwig's office is taking a big chance.
我知道 你很有把握在早上起来
l know. You take a chance getting up in the morning,
穿过大街或者把你的脸插进风扇里
crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.
看 他出来了
There he is!
你这次就相信我吧 埃德 我知道我是对的
Just trust me on this, Ed. l know l'm right.
好的 但是要小心
OK, but be careful.
今晚好好睡一觉 我们明天早上见
Get some sleep. l'll see you in the morning.
宾果博彩
Bingo!
"两千万汇款 奥曼尼银行 苏黎世
20,000,000 deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich,
女皇死亡证明后付款”
"upon proof of Queen's death."
损坏他人财产 纵火
Destroying property, arson...
用混凝土自慰器进行性骚扰
sexual assault with a concrete dildo?!
你他妈的都在那干什么了
What the hell were you doing there?
对此我深表遗憾 尊敬的市长
l'm sorry about that, Your Honour,
但是我们相信拉德维格卷入了一起谋杀女皇事件
but we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen.
真是太可笑了 证据呢
That's ridiculous! Where is this "evidence"?
它 被大火烧了
Well...it...burned in the f-fire.
先生们
Gentlemen,
文森特 拉德维格 是市议会里最被尊重的议员
Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this community.
如果我们很好地对待他 他将不会上诉
lf we're very nice to him, he will agree not to press charges.
- 是的市长大人 - 我说的够清楚了吗
-Your Honour! -Did l make myself clear?
是的 市长大人 好心情
Yes, Your Honour. Good day.
卓斌
Drebin!
我不想你再找像去年一样的麻烦了 这是我的政策
l don't want any more trouble like you had last year. That's my policy.
当我在公园看到五个装束古怪的人持枪抢劫的时候
When l see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in a park,
我开枪打死了那帮混蛋 这是我的政策
l shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
那是莎士比亚在公园 朱丽叶凯撒公司投资的电影 你个疯子
That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of "Julius Caesar"!
- 你杀了五个演员 非常好的演员 - 市长大人
-You killed five actors! Good ones. -Your Honour...
今晚女皇的接待工作你不要出现了
Your presence at the Queen's reception tonight is not necessary.
明白了吗
ls that understood?
我们明白了 市长大人 谢谢您
We understand, Your Honour. Thank you.
飞机正在向停机坪滑行
The plane has taxied to a stop.
再过几分钟我们非常期待机舱门打开
Any minute now we expect the doors to open
然后我们就能一睹女王的风采
and we'll get a glimpse of the Queen,
上一次还要追溯到五年前 女王第一次访问洛杉矶的时候
as she begins her first visit to Los Angeles in five years.
那次也是这样一个温和 美丽的夜晚
lt's a balmy, beautiful evening too.
她将从这里前往正式接待处
She's going from here to a formal reception...
- 珍 - 弗兰克
-Jane! -Frank!
我正在做晚餐 你饿吗
l'm just making some dinner. Are you hungry?
也许可以尝一口
Maybe just a bite.
拉德维格想让你今晚去见他
Ludwig wanted me to ask you to meet him tonight.
这里有些事你要清楚 我昨晚去他那里了
There is something you should know. l was in his place last night.
真好 他给你看他收藏的明代瓷瓶和珍贵的油画了吗
How nice! Did he show you his Ming vases and rare oil paintings?
珍 我想他参与了几起犯罪活动
Jane, l think that he's involved in a number of criminal activities.
弗兰克 别说了
Frank, stop it!
文森特 拉德维格 是个很受尊敬 而且大方的好人
Vincent Ludwig is a well-respected, generous, kind man.
- 你不像我那样了解他 - 怎么了
-You don't know him like l do. -How's that?
- 你说这些话是什么意思 - 对不起 我很担心你
-What's that supposed to mean? -l'm sorry. l'm worried about you.
我不相信他 而且我不希望你卷进任何危险的事中
l don't trust him and l don't want you mixed up in anything dangerous.
吴的店重新开张了吗 它们不是三年前就关门了吗
Are Woo back in business? They closed down three years ago.
天哪 有那么长时间吗 不管怎么说我今晚不想吃中国菜
Gee, has it been that long? l don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway.
你对我这么关心我感到好幸福 但是你对文森特的想法是错误的
lt's sweet of you to be concerned, but you're wrong about Vincent.
他是那么的绅士 而且是那么的有风度
He's such a gentleman. He's so generous.
他只是想和你谈谈
He just wants to talk with you
去解决你们之间的误会
to clear up any doubts you might have.
- 什么时候 - 今晚
-When? -Tonight.
在第七街的屠宰场见他
Meet him at the 7th Street stockyards.
好的 但你要保证照顾好自己
All right, but promise you'll be careful.
当然我会的 滑稽脸 给你的
Of course l will, funny-face, for you.
我该走了 明天见
l've got to go. See you tomorrow.
你确信你什么也不想吃吗
Are you sure you won't have something to eat?
拉德维格
Ludwig?
- 卓斌 - 是的 我是卓斌
-Drebin? -Yeah, l'm Drebin.
文森特 拉德维格让我给你带个话
l have a message for you from Vincent Ludwig.
对不起 我听不清你说什么
l'm sorry, l can't hear you!
你说话的时候别开枪
Don't fire the gun while you're talking.
好了 放下你的枪然后举起手
All right, put your gun down and your hands up!
马泰 你监视后面
Matthews, stake out that end,
检查所有可疑人的出席卡
and card-check for anyone suspicious looking.
弗兰克 你来这儿干什么
Frank, what are you doing here?
我刚才和拉德维格的手下交火了
l've been trading shots with one of Ludwig's goons.
他们计划今晚在这儿把她干掉
They're planning to do her tonight, here.
- 我们最好小心点 - 对不起 女士 保安
-We better be on the lookout. -Excuse me, ma'am, security.
- 这是什么意思 - 放松 什么事都不会发生的
-What's the meaning of this? -Relax! Nothing will happen.
- 我什么都没做 - 是吗 这是什么
-l didn't do anything. -Yeah? What about this?
你以为我们昨天才生的吗 你什么也没做 嗯
You think we were born yesterday? You didn't do anything, huh?
我有枪证
l got rights!
埃德 他有你妻子的照片
Ed, he's got a picture of your wife!
艾瑟尔
Ethel!
注意 这里还有谁见过他老婆
All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?
没事 弗兰克 我们去大厅吧
That's all right, Frank. Let's get in the hall.
你高兴吗 亲爱的
Are you enjoying yourself, my dear?
我能在这里太激动了 非常感谢你邀请我来
l'm so excited to be here. l appreciate your inviting me.
非常荣幸 也许宴会之后我们能
Pleasure's all mine. Perhaps afterwards we can...
- 卓斌 - 弗兰克
-Drebin! -Frank!
你们俩都对 看到我惊讶吗 拉德维格先生
You're both right. Surprised to see me, Mr Ludwig?
现在不适合是的时间或合适的地方来谈话
This is not the time or place to talk.
这就是我们以前谈话的方式
lt's way past the time we talked.
我把手套脱掉了 现在我要跟你玩篮球
The gloves are off, l'm playing hardball.
现在比分是14和15 而且你正看见全场紧逼
lt's fourth and fifteen, and you're looking at a full court press.
卓斌先生 如果你有证据 那就用它
Mr Drebin! lf you have evidence, then use it.
如果没有 我警告你离我远点
lf not, l am warning you get off my back!
否则你将付出沉重的代价
Or it will cost you dearly.
- 弗兰克 出什么事了 - 很多事 甜心
-Frank, what's wrong? -A lot of things, sweetie-pie.
一次会面变成了一场枪战
A meeting that turned into a peek-a-boo session with bullets,
陷害我的人就是把我像小提琴一样弹的人
set up by someone who's been playing me like a violin.
滑稽脸 你在说什么
Funny-face, what are you talking about?
我的屠宰场会面 奶油翅膀 你难道不记得是你设计的这一切吗
My stockyard meeting, butter-wings. Don't you remember setting that up?
拉德维格先生说你打电话取消了 相信我
Mr Ludwig said you'd called it off! Believe me!
又在骗我 你失败了
Thumb me another one, shuckie-lumps!
弗兰克 我说的都是真的
Frank, it's the truth!
他们说的对警察和女人不能调和 就像吃满满一勺Drano
Cops and women don't mix. Like eating a spoonful of Drano.
它将彻底把你忘记 但是让你觉得内心空虚
lt'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
太糟了 随风飘
Too bad, sugar-puff.
我们可能有些误解
We could have been something.
我只是做了他们告诉我做的事
l only did what l was told to do!
- 就像和我做爱 - 弗兰克
-Like make love to me? -Frank!
事情好办多了 公主殿下
That makes things easier, Princess.
想想我那么信任你 我犯了个大错
To think l trusted you! l made a big mistake.
- 你可以把这个拿回去 - 这是谁的
-You can take this back. -Whose is that?
不重要了 照顾好你自己 宝贝
Doesn't matter. Take care of yourself, baby.
顺便说一句
By the way...
我的每次高潮都是假的
l faked every orgasm.
滑稽脸
Funny-face!
为了庆祝我们的友谊
And to commemorate our friendship,
洛杉矶市府自豪的推荐给皇室家族
the city of Los Angeles is proud to present to the Royal Family
自由战争火枪 是由文森特 拉德维格捐赠的
this Revolutionary War musket, donated by Mr Vincent Ludwig.
女士们先生们 我们的女王殿下
Ladies and gentlemen, Her Royal Highness,
伊丽莎白二世
Queen Elizabeth ll!
他们把这种东西弄到报纸上的行为实在太恶心了
lt's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers!
女王欢迎会惨败
那些记者来干什么
What is journalism coming to?
洛杉矶市蒙羞
女皇两腿分开你正好躺在上面
You're laying on top of the Queen with her legs wrapped around you
他们把这叫做新闻
and they call that news!
他们不能把你开除队伍 这不公平
They can't kick you off the Force, it's not fair.
我知道 生活不总是公平的
l know. Life isn't always fair.
想一想吧 下一次我要开枪打人 我就要被抓起来了
Just think, the next time l shoot someone, l could be arrested.
嗨 看看这个
Hey, look at that!
这是奇尔勒案件丢失的证据 我的天 他是无罪的
The missing evidence in the Kilner case! My God, he WAS innocent!
他两年前就座电椅了 弗兰克
He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
这样 那还有什么用
Well...what's the use?
这些奖励和证书还有什么用
What good are these damn awards and citations?
弗兰克
Frank...
弗兰克 那不是你的桌子
Frank, that's not your desk!
弗兰克 我到处在找你
Frank! l've been looking all over for you!
又为你的男朋友来出差了
Running another errand for your boyfriend?
我昨晚给你打电话 而且去了你哪 你上哪去了
l tried to call last night. l went by your place. Where were you?
我只是散步 整个晚上
l was out walking. All night.
听我说 我有个很重要的消息
Listen to me! l have important information.
文森特和我之间根本什么事也没有
There was never anything between Vincent and me.
- 他喜欢一个东德男人 - 那你呢
-He likes East German men. -What about you?
我喜欢警察
l like cops.
- 真好 耶 - 冷静 放松点
-All right! Yeah! -Settle down. Take it easy.
- 你得到什么了 - 我无意中听了拉德维格的谈话
-What've you got? -l overheard Ludwig.
你是对的 他正在计划派人刺杀女皇
You were right. He is planning to have someone assassinate the Queen!
- 在哪 - 在棒球比赛的时候
-Where? -At the baseball game.
拉德维格邀请了女换去看比赛 我要和他一起出席
The Queen will be there as Ludwig's guest.
你在说拉德维格会在6万人面前射杀女皇
ls Ludwig going to shoot her in front of 60,000 fans?
不 一个球员会去做 在第七局结束的什么时候
No, a player, during the 7th inning stretch.
- 还有20分钟就开始了 - 我最好马上赶过去
-lt starts in 20 minutes. -l'll go.
- 我跟你去 - 跟拉德维格在一起
-l'll go with you. -Stay with Ludwig
- 去监视他的行动 - 好的 我们出发吧
-to allay suspicion. -OK, let's go!
等等 等等
Wait! Wait!
我给你们已经惹了足够的麻烦了 我自己去
l've gotten you into enough trouble already. l'll go alone.
不 这件事可以让你重返队伍 我么都在支持你
No! This'll get you back on the Force. We're right behind you.
弗兰克 我现在想让你知道
Frank? l wanted you to know now,
我从第一天见到你的那时就爱上了你 而且永远不会停止对你的爱
l've loved you since the first day l met you, and l'll never stop.
我是个幸运的女人
l'm a very lucky woman.
我也是
So am l.
下午好 这是我们从大A体育场为您发回的现场直播
Good afternoon. We're coming live from the Big A,
是由加利福尼亚老鹰队迎战西雅图水手队
where the California Angels meet the Seattle Mariners
这场至关重要的比赛将决定两队在联盟的排名
in their showdown for the Division League.
大家好 我是科特 郭迪 和我在一起的是 吉姆 帕姆尔
Hello! l'm Curt Gowdy, along with Jim Palmer,
蒂姆 麦卡文 蒂克 维特 麦尔 阿兰
Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale, Mel Allen,
蒂克 安博格 和 周斯 布拉德斯博士
Dick Enberg and Dr Joyce Brothers.
让我们一起欣赏这场至关重要的比赛吧
Join us for this all-important ball game.
而且这场比赛还非常特殊
And a special game it is.
大家都知道 我们的女皇陛下也将观摩这场球赛
As we know, it is being attended by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.
我确信他会喜欢这场球赛的 吉姆
l'm sure she'll enjoy this game, Jim.
我们把每个出口都安排好了
We've got all the exits covered.
我应该现在就把拉德维格给逮捕了
l ought to arrest Ludwig right now.
不 没有任何证据的情况下 我们要让他先行动
No, we've got to let him make the first move.
市长会先把你抓起来的 你最好不要露面了
The Mayor would have you arrested. You've got to stay out of sight.
我一定要抓住那个杀手
l've got to get that assassin.
每一个球员都可能是
lt could be any of those players.
我要到场上去然后搜查每个球员
l've got to get down on that field and search those players.
女士们先生们 请起立并欢迎
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and welcome
我们的伊丽莎白女皇二世陛下
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth ll!
请稍等
One moment.
到那边去 这些座位已经有人了
Over there these seats are taken.
亲爱的 什么事让你烦心了
My dear, is something bothering you?
没有 你为什么这么问
No, why do you ask?
你还没说过一句话 你看起来 紧张
You haven't said a word. You seem...nervous.
你知道这场比赛对老鹰队有多重要
Well, you know how important this game is for the Angels.
为什么他还没来 我可不想在这儿等他
Why he not here now? l do not like to wait for him.
帕拉左先生 引导员会在两分钟内赶到并带你去球场
Mr Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes. Please wait.
- 他现在应该在这儿 - 是 我马上去找他
-He should be here now! -l'll send him right over.
我不等他了 让他等我吧
l do not wait for him! He waits for me!
- 什么事 - 帕拉左先生
-Yes? -Mr Pallazzo?
我是引领员 我来这儿是 对不起
l am the head usher. l am here to... Excuse me.
- 帕拉左先生 - 什么事
-Mr Pallazzo? -Yes?
- 我是引领员 - 等一下
-l am the head usher. -One second.
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
让我们代表加利福尼亚老鹰队和洛杉矶市民
on behalf of the California Angels and the City of Los Angeles,
同时我们的女皇陛下
on the occasion of the royal visit,
欢迎国际著名歌剧表演艺术家
please welcome internationally-renowned opera star,
恩利科 帕拉左
Enrico Pallazzo!
女士们先生们 让我们向美国致敬
Ladies and gentlemen, let us honour America,
恩利科 帕拉左先生将为我们演唱我们的国歌
as Mr Pallazzo will now sing our national anthem.
现在我们等待观众坐好运动员出场
And now we'll wait for the exchange of line-ups
比赛就可以开始了
and the start of today's ball game.
对不起 你能告诉我 这是只专业的棒球棒吗
Excuse me, could you tell me, is this an official bat?
女皇的出席让整个球场座无虚席 应该是个记录了
The Queen's visit has brought a sell-out crowd!
球迷们正被体育场的大屏幕所吸引
And the fans are being entertained by the stadium's Angel Vision,
大屏幕上正在播放这一年来的一些非同寻常的镜头
showing some unusual moments in baseball over the years!
对不起 哥们
Sorry, fellas!
这个怎么样
How about that?
女士们先生们
Ladies and gentlemen,
你们的加利福尼亚老鹰队进入球场
now taking the field your California Angels!
为了每个人的安全
For everybody's safety,
我们希望大家不要往场内投掷物品
we ask that you do not throw any objects on the field.
谢谢大家的合作
We thank you for your co-operation.
老鹰队已经入场完毕 我们将开始开球仪式
As the Angels take the field, we're ready for the first pitch ceremony
由英格兰来的女皇陛下投第一个球
with the Queen of England ready to toss out the first ball.
怎么样 让我们再一次鼓掌
How about that? Let's have a round of applause!
一切准备就绪
We're ready for the start,
至少这些可爱的女士们会同意的
as these lovely ladies would agree.
那些是球员的妻子 他们也来到这儿享受比赛
Those are the players' wives, here to enjoy the game.
你怎么说 库明斯 我们今天还打不打了
What d'you say, Cummings? Are we gonna do this today?
干什么
Do what?
开球
Play ball!
弗兰克 奥 那是弗兰克
Frank! Al, it's Frank!
比赛步入正轨 戴维 斯皮外克 对垒杰 约翰斯顿
The game's under way. Dave Spiwack ready to face Jay Johnstone!
- 直到现在还没有什么情况 - 别担心 奥
-Nothing to report. -Don't worry, Al.
如果那些球员的其中一个是杀手 弗兰克会找出来的
lf one of the players is the killer, Frank'll find him,
他甚至会不惜搜查每个人的
even if he has to search every one of them.
.第一击球手杰 约翰斯顿
..lead-off hitter Jay Johnstone.
你好 哥们 让我们看看你的球衣是否整齐
Hello, pal. Let's see if that uniform's on straight.
这儿没事 再来看看衬衫 你应该穿件大的
Good here. Now let's see the shirt. You should take a large.
你的裤裆太廋了
lt's a little tight in the crotch.
准备好了吗 一切就绪
All right? All set?
那好 开球
OK, play ball!
好球
Strike?
耶 好球
Yeah, strike!
第二个好球
Stee-rike two!
第三个好球
Stee-rike three!
你没问题
You're clean!
你找到他了没有
Have you found him yet?
- 没有 但我几乎搜遍了每个人 - 我都看到了
No, and l've searched almost everybody.
好的 再有一个人出局第七局就结束了
Yeah. There's only one more out before the seventh inning stretch.
我去让我的人准备好 你要开始拖延他们 不能让第三个人出局
You're going to have to stall them. Don't let 'em get that third out.
好的
Right.
水手队四号 阿曼多 克尚尼 克尚尼
The Mariners' number four Armando Criscione! Criscione!
- 坏球 - 坏球
-Ball! -Ball?
坏球
Ball!
闪 闪 干什么 躲开
Get...get...what the...? Get off!
接住它 接住它
Catch it! Catch it!
- 跑位 - 跑 跑 快跑
-Get 'em off! -Go, go, go!
- 安全 - 你什么意思 安全
-Safe! -What do you mean, safe?
我真不敢相信
l don't believe it!
二垒 传二垒
Second base! On two!
投手投出了球
There's a throw by the catcher
克尚尼被他们逼在了一垒和二垒之间
and now they've got Criscione hung up between 1st and 2nd!
你他妈在干什么
What the hell are you doing?
什么
What?
- 你不能这么做 - 等一下 停下来
-You're not supposed to do that! -Wait a minute! Stop that!
把球放下 把球给我
Put that back down! Give me the ball!
我来给你点颜色
l'll get you!
我知道这是难以置信
lt's hard to believe,
但是似乎克尚尼在跑动中被抓住了
but apparently the umpires have got Criscione in a run-down!
- 安全 - 安全
-Safe! -Safe?
这个怎么样
How about that?
- 出局 - 安全
-Out! -Safe!
- 出局 - 他是安全
-Out! -He was safe!
- 出局 - 安全
-Out! -Safe!
我从来没见过这种场面
There's a sight l've never seen!
- 安全 - 你在做什么
-Safe! -What are you doing?
安全 安全 安全
Safe! Safe! Safe!
- 他是出局 - 他是安全
-He was out! -He was safe!
你个白痴 他是出局
You idiot! He was out!
好吧 你给我出局
All right, you're out of here!
- 什么 - 你不能让裁判出局
-What? -You can't throw an umpire out!
好吧 你每两个都罚下
All right, YOU'RE out!
等一下 甚至管理记分牌的小子都看到他出局了
Hold on! Even the guy running the scoreboard says he was out!
他在上调计分牌
And he's up in the mezzanine!
我的天 第三个出局了
lt's the third out!
我必须杀掉 女皇
l must kill...the Queen.
我必须杀掉 女皇
l must kill...the Queen.
弗兰克 是右边那个外野手
Frank, it's the right-fielder!
- 你是老大 - 刚才是安全
-You're the boss! -lt was safe.
现在 我们出去走走
Now, we're going to take a walk.
我真不明白你怎么能做这么恶毒的事情
How could you do something so vicious?
着很简单 别忘了我当了两年包工头
lt was easy. Don't forget l spent two years as a building contractor.
现在 我们悄悄地走出去
Now, let's go quietly.
嘿 看哪 我们去帮他
Hey, look at that! Let's get him!
踹他老二
Kick him in the balls!
我必须杀掉 女皇
l must kill...the Queen.
小心
Look out!
那个裁判 他挽救了女皇的生命
The umpire... He saved the Queen's life!
他不是裁判 市长大人
That's not the umpire, Your Honour.
嘿 那是恩利科 帕拉左
Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!
弗兰克 弗兰克 救命
Frank! Frank, help!
弗兰克 弗兰克 救救我 弗兰克
Frank! Frank, help! Frank!
不许动 拉德维格
Hold it, Ludwig!
在那别动
Stay where you are!
- 他有枪 - 我知道
-He's got a gun! -l know.
你毁了我的生活 现在我也要毁了你的
You ruined my life. Now l'm going to ruin yours.
- 放开那个女的 - 我 我要杀了你
-Leave the girl alone! -l am. l'm going to kill you.
我知道了
l see.
二对二才公平
Two can play at that game!
- 你杀了他 - 不 仅仅是晕了
-You killed him! -No, just stunned.
他会没事的
He'll be all right.
当然
Well...
弗兰克 真是太恐怖了
Frank...it's horrible!
- 真是太恐怖了 - 我知道 埃德
-lt's so horrible! -l know, Ed.
我爸爸就是这么死的
My father went the same way.
我必须杀掉 弗兰克 卓斌
l must kill...Frank Drebin.
我必须杀掉 弗兰克 卓斌
l must kill...Frank Drebin.
不 不 别开枪
No, no, don't shoot!
珍 是我
Jane...it's me...
滑稽脸
Funny-face.
我必须杀掉 弗兰克 卓斌
l must kill Frank Drebin.
你爱 弗兰克 卓斌
You love Frank Drebin.
而且 弗兰克 卓斌 也爱你
And Frank Drebin loves you.
珍 如果你不爱我 你也许可以勾动扳机
Jane, if you don't love me, you might as well pull that trigger,
因为没有你 我也不会活下去的
because without you, l wouldn't want to live anyway.
我最终找到了我的爱情
l've finally found someone l can love
一份美好的 纯洁的爱情 没有掩饰的爱
a good, clean love... without utensils.
我必须杀掉 弗兰克 卓斌
l must kill Frank Drebin.
这个世界就是这么乱七八糟 珍
lt's a topsy-turvy world, Jane,
也许两个人永远都算不出一山的豆子有多少
and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans,
但是这是我们的山 是我们的豆子
but this is our hill and these are our beans.
自从我认识你 我注意到了我认识了很多以前从没注意过的事物
Since l met you, l've noticed things l never knew where there
鸟儿歌唱 新叶上闪耀的露水
birds singing, dew glistening on a newly-formed leaf,
还有红灯
stop lights...
我必须杀掉
l must kill...
珍 今天早上
Jane, this morning...
我给你买了些东西 不是很贵
l bought something for you. lt's not very much,
但是对于一个好警察的薪水来说确实很不错的
but pretty good for an honest policeman's salary.
这是一枚订婚戒指
lt's an engagement ring.
我不得不提前给你
l'd have given it to you earlier,
但是我想等到我们单独的再时候给你的
but l wanted to wait until we were alone.
- 我 - 我爱你 珍
-l... -l love you, Jane.
噢 弗兰克
Oh, Frank!
对不起
l'm sorry!
对不起我昨天对你大嚷 真对不起
l'm sorry that l yelled at you yesterday, l really am.
卓斌
Drebin!
我以前对你的想法都错了
l was wrong about you.
这个城市和这个世界都要感谢你所做的一切
This city and the whole world owes you a debt of gratitude.
谢谢
Thank you.
星期一早上我们希望你重返警察小队
And Monday morning we want you back at Police Squad...
- 并且提升为上尉 - 市长
-with a promotion to captain. -Mayor...
别谢我 这里还有其他人想感谢你呢
Don't thank me. There's someone else here who wants to thank you.
- 诺德伯格 - 哎呀 哥们
-Nordberg! -Hiya, buddy!
大夫说我还有一个星期就能走路了
The doc says l should be on my feet in a week!
- 到时候就能重返队伍了 - 诺德伯格 那真是太好了
-And back on the Force! -Nordberg, that's wonderful!
弗兰克 每个人都应该有你这样一个朋友
Frank! Everyone should have a friend like you!