貝魯特
要我說 殺他幾個人質根本就不夠本
Listen to me! Killing a few hostages is not sufficient!
美國人必須要受到懲罰
The Americans must be made to suffer.
我們必須讓他們受辱
We must humiliate them.
你說的這些還不夠具體 阿明將軍
You do not go far enough, General Amin.
我們應該把他們的內臟挖出來 然後拖到大馬士革去遊街
We must strip their entrails out and drag them to Damascus,
直到他們把我們也放到和平進程裡
until they include us in the peace process.
無聊 這種做法對利比亞來說還不夠大膽
Nonsense! This solution is not bold enough for Libya.
我說乾脆炸平華盛頓和紐約
l say wipe out Washington and New York.
什麼 然後毀了我們三年的公共關係
What? And spoil three years of good PR?
美國人相信我是個好人
The Americans believe l'm a nice guy.
在一些他們的投票中 我甚至要比他們的總統受歡迎
ln some of their polls, l'm more popular than their president!
先生們 先生們 我們別無選擇了
Gentlemen! Gentlemen! This is getting us nowhere.
即使我們這週什麼都不做
lf we do nothing else this week,
我一定也要弄一次恐怖主義事件
we must conceive at least one terrorist act
要讓全世界都知道
that will show all the world
美國 罪惡的國渡
that the United States, the great Satan,
不僅是一個紙老虎而且還是一個懦弱的民族
is but a paper tiger a weak nation,
懦弱的人民 做好被毀滅的準備吧
a weak people, a people ripe for destruction.
膽小鬼 永遠不會去鬥爭的
Cowards, no longer willing to fight.
我就知道
l knew it!
嗨 你是誰
Hey, who are you?
我是弗蘭克 卓斌中尉 警察小隊
l'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
永遠別讓我在美國抓住你們
And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!
小心
Watch out!
洛杉磯某港口
98 99 100 全都在這兒
..98, 99, 100. lt's all here.
這是我們第一筆運來的海洛因
This completes our first shipment of heroin.
100%純
100~/. pure.
最好是所有的40公斤
lt better be all 40 kilos.
最後一批獲將在三天內運來
The final shipment will be delivered in three days.
- 那時候我們要看到錢 - 別擔心
-Then we'll expect payment. -Don't worry.'
警察 放下你們的槍
Police! Throw down your guns!
宰了他
Kill him.
油漆未乾
洛杉磯國際機場
今天對於美國人民是重要的一天
lt's a great day for Americans. This man alone...
他在那
There he is!
不要鮮花 謝謝
No flowers, thank you.
歡迎回家 弗蘭克 在貝魯特幹得很好 我們都聽說了
Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. We heard about it.
謝謝 我只想知道一件事 維克多利亞的那件事是不是真的
Thanks. l want to know one thing - is it true about Victoria?
很遺憾是的 她跟別的男人跑了
l'm afraid so. She ran off with some guy.
而且上週他們結了婚
They got married last week.
一切都結束了 什麼都沒有意義了
Then it's over. All of this is meaningless.
我為她做了一切
l did it for her. Everything.
可現在她卻跑了
And now she's gone.
你們是來聽我的熱門故事的 是不是
And you came down here to get a hot story, didn't you?
把我的照片登到你們的報紙上
Pictures of me to sell your newspapers.
- 弗蘭克 - 當然 你們認為我是個大英雄
-Frank... -Sure, you think l'm a big hero.
可你們知道一個男人被傷的有多深嗎
Do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?
弗蘭克 他們不是為你來的
Frank, they're not here for you.
《奇妙智商》的主唱 揚科維奇 在飛機上
"Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane.
婚禮怎麼樣 她穿的什麼
What about the wedding? What was she wearing?
別自作多情了 把她徹底忘記了
Don't torture yourself! Put her out of your mind.
我不能忘記她 那個男的怎麼樣
l can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy?
- 你知道他的什麼事情嗎 - 不是很多
-Do you know anything about him? -Not much.
就只知道他是個奧林匹克冠軍
Just that he's an Olympic gymnast
而且是她見過得最好的性伴侶
and it's the best sex she's ever had.
我真心實意地相信她 現在看來真蠢
l trusted her and followed my heart. Foolishly, it seems.
我應該開始學會忘記
l'm just gonna have to learn to forget.
這就是我為什麼去貝魯特旅行 - 去平靜一下心態
That's why l took my vacation in Beirut to find some peace.
那不會太容易的
lt won't be easy.
我看的每個地方 都能讓我再想起她
Everywhere l look, something reminds me of her.
也許警察和女人永遠不可調和
Maybe cops and women just don't mix.
諾德伯格怎麼樣了 我聽說他出事了
What about Nordberg? l came as soon as l heard.
他還活著 不過正在輸氧
He's alive, but on life support.
他有50/50的機會活下來
He's got a 50/50 chance of living,
但是只有10%能的可能性
though there's only a 10~/. chance of that.
諾德伯格夫人 我想我們可以挽救你丈夫的胳膊
Mrs Nordberg, l think we can save your husband's arm.
你想把他捐給哪
Where would you like it sent?
- 弗蘭克 太高興你來了 - 韋爾瑪 我聽到消息馬上就趕來了
-Frank! l'm so glad you came! -Wilma, l came as soon as l heard.
謝謝你 弗蘭克
Thank you, Frank.
- 諾德伯格呢 - 他就在這兒呢
-Where's Nordberg? -He's right here.
諾德伯格 我是弗蘭克 你的哥們
Nordberg, it's Frank, your buddy.
我來弄好它
l'll get it!
掰床後的那個扳手
Get the switch at the back of the bed!
諾德伯格 是我 弗蘭克 誰把你弄成這樣的
Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Who did this to you?
我 愛你
l...love you.
我也愛你 諾德伯格 他們在哪
l love you, too, Nordberg. Who were they?
- 船 艇 - 是的 一條快艇
-Ship... Boat... -That's right. A boat.
等你康復了 我們就一起出海
When you're better, we'll go sailing together,
- 就像去年一樣 - 不 藥
-just like last year. -No... Drugs.
護士 給他打藥 你看不出來他很痛苦嗎
Nurse, give this man some drugs! Can't you see he's in pain?
- 給他打一針 快點 - 不
-Give him a shot, quickly! -No...
海洛因 海洛因 弗蘭克
Heroin! Heroin, Frank!
諾德伯格 這個要求高點了
Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order.
給我幾天去搞那東西
Give me a couple of days on that one.
噢 我可憐的諾德伯格 他是個多好的人呀 弗蘭克
Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank.
他從來不去傷害別人 誰對他幹了這麼缺德的事呀
He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
很難說
lt's hard to tell.
蠱惑仔 寫匿名信的 生氣的丈夫 同性戀情人
A gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...
弗蘭克 你控制一下你自己
Frank, get a hold of yourself!
一個好警察 毫無必要的被幾個膽小的流氓給暗算了
A good cop needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums.
- 他不會死的 - 你是對的 埃德
-No way for a man to die. -You're right, Ed.
降落傘沒打開 就是那種死法
A parachute not opening - that's the way to die,
被聯合收谷機給捲進去
getting caught in a combine,
讓來普蘭人把頭砍下去
having your nuts bit off by a Laplander.
這就是我想要的死法
That's the way l want to go.
弗蘭克 真真是太糟了
Frank! This is terrible!
別擔心 韋爾瑪 你丈夫會好起來的
Don't worry, Wilma. Your husband is gonna be all right.
往好的方面想 不要多想
Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
他是對的 韋爾瑪
He's right, Wilma,
但是別等到最後一分鐘再填哪些器官捐獻卡
but don't wait till the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
他想說的是 一旦諾德伯格的病情好轉
What l'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better,
他就可以回警隊工作了
he's welcome back at Police Squad.
除非他變成了植物人 但是我想一般都會這樣的
Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's only common sense.
你知道為什麼諾德伯格昨天晚上去海邊嗎
Do you know why Nordberg was at the waterfront?
不知道
No...
但是我在家裡的抽屜裡發現了這個
But l found this at home in a drawer.
一張照片"我愛你"缺少一些字母
A photograph! "l Luv You" out of Caracas.
一艘巴拿馬的貨船
A Panamanian ship.
但他說"我愛你"的時候 他是在告訴你這條船的名字
When he said "l love you", he was telling you the name of the ship!
我明白了 剛剛
l realise that...now.
- 我沒最好去查清楚 - 我要讓所有沒任務的人都來處理這件事
-We'd better check this out. -l want every available man on it.
我們沒有那麼多人手
l can't spare anybody.
我們要擔任伊麗莎白女皇訪問的保安工作
We're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit.
韋爾瑪 不管哪個雜種幹了這些
Wilma, whatever scum did this,
沒有人會休息一分鐘直到他去酒吧 讓我們去吃點東西吧
no man will rest until he's behind bars. Let's grab a bite to eat.
經過市領導的不懈努力
Due to the extraordinary efforts of some of our civic leaders,
伊麗莎白女皇已經把洛杉磯作為
Queen Elizabeth has included the city of Los Angeles
她美國之行的參觀城市之一
as one of the cities she'll visit during her American tour.
市裡會增加負責安全工作人員的數量嗎
Will the city hire additional security officers?
我們已經把女皇的安全工作交給了警察小隊
We have placed the Queen's security in the hands of Police Squad,
一隻警察特別行動組
a special division of the Police Department,
他們的代表弗蘭克 卓斌中尉
represented here by Lieutenant Frank Drebin.
謝謝 市長
Thank you, Your Honour.
大點聲
Louder!
- 你可以用我的麥克 - 謝謝
-You can use my radio mic. -Thank you.
謝謝 謝謝市長大人 保護女王的安全
Thank you, Your Honour. Protecting the Queen's safety
是我們警察小隊很願意接受的
is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad.
不管邀請女王來我們這兒想法多麼的愚蠢
No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us,
作為美國人 我們一定要成為一位熱情好客的主人
as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts.
謝謝 卓斌中尉
Thank you, Lieutenant Drebin.
當然 我們都知道女皇的安全
Of course, we all have a stake in seeing that this portion
對這次美國之行的利害關係
of the Queen's American tour is completely protected.
而且我麼十分榮耀接待女皇
And we can take pride that the Queen...
這份榮耀是屬於所有人的
lndeed, it is for all the people,
我們將會共同擁有這 慶祝
who will be able to share in these...celebrations...
尤其激動人心
Especially exciting...
的將是 女皇的 公共露面
will be...the Queen's... public appearances.
我們還
We also would like...
埃德和我開車去了諾德伯格被發現的地方 他當時大頭朝下浮在水面上
Ed and l drove to where Nordberg had been found floating.
沒有線索的案件 就需要找個什麼地方開始 那個地方就是那個港口
Without leads, you have to start somewhere, and that was the harbour.
請不要圍觀 請不要圍觀
Please disperse. Please disperse.
這裡沒什麼可看的 請離開
There's nothing for you to see here. Keep moving.
他們在哪找到他的
Where did they find him?
在那邊 想不想坐小船過去
Out there. Do you wanna take a dinghy?
不 不 我在記者招待會上已經擺平了
No, l took care of that at the press conference.
我真不明白 很不錯的警察 光明的前途
lt doesn't make sense. Good policeman, bright future...
可卻攤上了這攤子事
then something like this happens.
他是被守夜人發現的
He was found by the nightwatchman.
我要和港務總管談談
l'm gonna talk to the harbour-master.
我要四處走走偵查一下
l'll walk around and snoop.
- 誰呀 - 卓斌中尉 警察小隊
-Yeah? -Lieutenant Drebin, Police Squad.
我記起你來了 你想怎樣
l remember you. What do you want?
我想問些問題 你熟悉這張臉嗎
l wanna ask some questions. Are you familiar with that face?
我不知道 我的記憶力不是很好
l don't know. My memory ain't so great.
哦 是嗎 也許這個能讓你的記憶閃一下
Oh, yeah? Maybe this'll refresh your memory.
- 還是不清醒 - 這個呢
-Still hazy. -How about this?
我想起來了 你為什麼想知道這個
l remember. Why do you want to know?
- 我不能告訴你 - 也許這個能幫助你
-l can't tell you. -Maybe this'll help.
- 我不認為會起作用 - 仍然這麼認為
-l don't think l should. -Still don't think so?
- 那是諾德伯格 他是個警察 - 不 他當時正在搞海洛因
-lt's Nordberg, he's a cop. -No, he was dealin' 'H'.
- 什麼 - 他不乾淨
-What? -He was dirty!
小雜種 我本該讓你跑
Scum! l ought to run you in right now!
他替拉德維格的海運部工作 他當時正在努力掰什麼東西
He worked at Ludwig's Shipping. He tried to push something.
- 你要怎麼幹 - 我為什麼要告訴你
-What are you gonna do about it? -Why should l tell you?
- 也許這個會有點幫助 - 我不應該告訴你的
-Maybe this'll help. -l shouldn't tell you.
能不能讓我看張20的 現在呢
Can you spot me a 20? How about now?
我現在就去拉德維格的辦公室
l'm going down to Ludwig's office.
我會找出你告訴我的是不是真的
l'll find out if you're telling the truth.
文森特 拉德維格擁有全城最大的公司
Vincent Ludwig owned one of the city's largest corporations.
一個受尊敬的商人和市議員
A respected business man and civic leader,
美國人選出的女皇接待委員會的主席
he was to chair the Queen's reception committee.
我現在就準備去問他關於毒品和企圖謀殺的問題
Now l was about to question him about drugs and attempted murder.
- 拉德維格先生 - 是的
-Mr Ludwig? -Yes?
卓斌中尉想見你 先生
Lieutenant Drebin to see you, sir.
把他帶進來
Show him in.
- 中尉 - 感覺相同
-Lieutenant. -The feeling is mutual.
我也很高興見到你 古巴的(雪茄)
Nice to meet you, too. Cuban?
不 我是德國的愛爾蘭人 我爸爸是威爾士人
No, Dutch-lrish. My father was from Wales.
請坐
Sit down.
- 好堂皇的辦公室呀 - 謝謝你 中尉
-What a magnificent office. -Thank you, Lieutenant.
這裡的大部分東西都是我多年收集來的
Most objects l have collected over a period of many years -
著名畫家
我的庚斯博羅明代花瓶 不值錢
my Gainsborough, Ming vases. Priceless!
這些東西我感覺最能反映我的性格
They are objects which l feel reflect my personality,
像日本鬥魚
like the Japanese fighting fish -
美麗 高貴 優雅
beautiful, graceful, elegant...
目標只有一個
yet single-minded of purpose
被他發現了的東西就會沒命
and deadly when it finds what it wants.
這個最平常的要兩萬美元
This particular one is valued at over $20,000.
毫無疑問是件和奢侈的東西
A luxury item, to be certain,
但我就是個比較欣賞魚類的人
but l am a man who appreciates the finer things in life.
噢 這個 這是一隻很少見的日本武士筆
Oh, this... This is a rare Samurai pen,
是日本裕仁天皇給我的禮物
a gift from Emperor Hirohito.
永不損壞 除了水什麼都不怕
Unbreakable. lmpervious to everything but water.
- 簡直就是無價之寶 - 很吸引人
-lts value is beyond estimation. -That's fascinating.
但是我確信你不是為參觀這些藝術品而來的
But l'm sure you didn't pay this visit for a lecture on fine art.
有什麼能為您效勞的
To what do l owe the honour?
我正在調查一個碼頭工人的蓄意謀殺案
l'm investigating the attempted murder of a dock worker,
一個叫做諾德伯格的人 一個警察
a man named Nordberg, a police officer.
他還活著是嗎
He is still alive, then?
他被射中了六槍
He was shot six times.
幸運的是 子彈都沒有射中要害
Fortunately, the bullets missed every vital organ.
- 海水救了他 - 那麼他們
-The salt water preserved him. -So they...
那麼他們把他及時地送到了醫院
So they got him to the hospital in time?
他現在在無奇蹟聖母醫院的特護病房裡
He's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.
這個消息挺讓我震撼的
This certainly comes as a shock to me.
就像你所知道的 我不是個做事不光明磊落的人
As you know, l'm not the kind of man who takes such things lightly.
在我的集團裡是不允許有犯罪事件發生的
There is no room in my organisation for criminal activity.
看看哪 我推動了這個城市經濟的巨大發展
Look out there a vast commercial development built by me.
你能想像得到五年前這裡是什麼樣子嗎
Do you have any idea what was out there just five years ago?
毫無疑問你做了 橘子園
You bet you do. Orange groves!
每一英畝那塊土地 在肉眼能看到的地方
Acres of them. As far as the eye could see.
但是現在那片土地卻是他原價的十倍
But now that land will generate ten times the amount of profit.
中尉你沒事吧
Are you all right, Lieutenant?
我給你拿點科利奈克斯面紙
Let me get you some Kleenex.
這個警察
Has this officer -
叫什麼名字 諾德伯格
What's his name? Nordberg -
跟你說過什麼了嗎
been able to tell you anything?
到目前為止還沒說一句話
Well, he hasn't been able to tell us a thing so far,
只要他恢復記憶
but as soon as he regains consciousness,
我們馬上就會看他還會不會彈吉他
we'll see if he can still play the guitar.
- 對不起 - 我耽誤了你不少時間
-Pardon? -l've taken up a lot of your time.
我想看看你們公司的職員紀錄
l'd like to look at your employment records
並且找個別人談談
and speak to someone in Personnel.
當然
Of course.
- 多米尼克 叫斯班瑟小姐來一下 - 好的先生
-Dominique, send in Miss Spencer. -Yes, sir.
皇室到訪的準備工作讓我很忙
l am quite busy making arrangements for the royal visit,
但是我的助理會給你一切你想要的東西
but l will have my assistant provide you with anything you need.
你很配合我們的工作 我會在我的報告中提到的
You've been very co-operative. l'll note that in my report.
很榮幸
My pleasure.
斯班瑟小姐 這是警察小隊的卓斌中尉
Miss Spencer! This is Lieutenant Drebin from Police Squad.
你好 卓斌先生
Hello...Mr Drebin.
你好
Hello.
噢
Oh!
她頭髮的顏色就像舊油畫中的金色
Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings.
她的輪廓很清晰
She had a full set of curves
還有那讓你想舔一天的雙腿
and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day.
她看了我一眼讓我的屁兜有感覺
She gave me a look l could feel in my hip pocket.
是的 事情開始變得有趣了
Yep, this was starting to get interesting.
- 不錯的水獺 - 謝謝
-Nice beaver. -Thank you.
- 我把它壓在下面了 - 讓我來幫你
-l just had it stuffed. -Let me help you with that.
這個應該就是你要的-
This should be what you're looking for -
這個就是三是34號碼頭的航運和雇員紀錄
the shipping and employment records for Pier 32.
謝謝
Thank you.
我聽說警察的工作很危險
l've heard police work is dangerous.
是的 這就是我為什麼總帶著把大槍
Yes, that's why l carry a big gun.
它會不會走火
Couldn't it go off accidentally?
我經常會遇到這個問題
l used to have that problem.
那你怎麼辦
What did you do about it?
我就想想棒球
l just think about baseball.
你的腳鏈挺不錯的
That's a honey of an ankle-bracelet you have there.
它又掉下去了嗎
Did it slip down there again?
是的 這樣 我會盡快看完這些
Yes, well... l'll quickly go through these
然後明天把它還給你
and get them back to you tomorrow.
好的 但是不用急 我的意思是 什麼時候你看完再說
Fine, but there's no rush. l mean, whenever you're through.
謝謝你 我希望做些事感謝你
Thank you. l wish there was some way l could repay you.
晚餐怎麼樣 我知道有個賣海盜食品的地方
How about dinner? l know a place that serves great Viking food.
那很誘人 但是恐怕不行 我今晚要休息
lt's tempting, but l'm afraid l must rest this evening,
明天是植樹節
tomorrow being Arbor Day.
當然 也需其他什麼時間
Of course. Perhaps some other time.
- 就當下雨延期怎麼樣 - 我們不能去吃晚餐
-How about a rain check? -Let's just stick to dinner.
謝謝你的幫助 斯班瑟小姐
Thank you for your help, Miss Spencer.
很榮幸
My pleasure.
- 怎麼樣了 - 拉德維格先生 你嚇了我一跳
-Well? -Mr Ludwig, you startled me!
對不起 親愛的
l'm sorry, my dear.
你把中尉要的東西給他了嗎
Did you give the lieutenant what he wanted?
我給了她32號碼頭資料的複印件
l gave him copies of the files for Pier 32.
很好 那就好
Good. That's good.
他是個很花心的傢伙 你認為呢
He is an intriguing fellow, don't you think?
我不知道 我們剛認識
Well, l don't know. l've only just met him.
他看起來挺不錯的
He seems very nice.
珍 我知道也許這個請求很過分
Jane, l realise this is an unusual request,
但是如果我們的公司真有什麼違法的事情
but if there is something illegal going on in this company,
我就要去知道 然後把它弄明白
l need to know about it, so we can root it out.
這就是為什麼我想讓你
That's why l want you to...
去多了解卓斌一點
well, to get to know Drebin a little better,
看看他都知道什麼
find out what he knows.
這件事交給警察去做不好嗎
Wouldn't this be best handled by the police?
我們正在讓警察去做 我親愛的
We are letting the police handle it, my dear!
但是我們要在事情登報之前
But we need to know the facts quickly
盡快地知道真相
before anything gets into the newspapers.
別忘了 我要對我的股民負責
Don't forget, l have a responsibility to the stockholders.
當然 如果你這麼說的話
Well...if you put it that way...
- 是的我會盡力去做的 - 這就好多了
-Yes, l'll do my best. -That's better.
我相信你會的
l'm sure you will.
我大概在四點的時候回到了警局
lt was about 4pm when l returned to Police Squad.
我想知道實驗室對諾德伯格夾克的化驗結果
l wanted to see what the lab had come up with on Nordberg's jacket,
那件他們在碼頭發現的夾克
the one they'd found on the docks.
如果衣服纖維不受潮的話我們可以得到很多線索
You can tell a lot from fibre samples if they aren't too wet.
但是這件案子那件夾克不可能撈上來的時候是乾的
l was hoping we wouldn't come up dry.
嗨 小心
Hey, look out!
警察 停下
Police! Halt!
有人看清車牌嗎
Anybody catch the licence plate?
有人看到司機嗎
Anybody get a look at the driver?
記下每個人的名字錄口供用
Take the names of everybody here for questioning.
我要趕快 進去了
l've got to get...inside.
嗨 埃德 泰德 弄到那些纖維樣品了
Hi, Ed, Ted. You got those fibre samples yet?
- 我們這兒有情況了 - 什麼
-We got some action here. -What?
我們正猜測試 反圖抹牆
We're testing our anti-graffiti wall.
有顧客來了
We've got customers.
當噴霧器撞擊感應器就會再噴回來
lt reacts when the spray hits the sensors.
你又成功了 運氣不錯
You've done it again mazel tov!
幹得漂亮 下一個是什麼呢
Good work. What will you think of next?
就像你提到的
Now that you mention it,
這是我昨天才發明的
here's something we developed only yesterday.
從表面上看 只是一隻很普通的鞋
To the casual observer - an ordinary shoe.
但是事實上 這裡裝有匕首
But in actuality... it makes a handy weapon.
和其它一切警察需要的東西
And everything a cop would need.
我們叫它瑞士軍鞋
We call it the Swiss Army Shoe.
- 棒極了 那個纖維樣品的事 - 最後一樣東西
-Great. And the fibre samples? -Just one more thing.
看到我帶的這副手銬了嗎
See these cufflinks l'm wearing?
它們不單單是手銬 每一個鑰匙孔都能發射一種極小的標槍
They're not just cufflinks. Each one fires a single pin-sized dart,
可以使受攻擊著昏迷數分鐘
that knocks out your victim for a few minutes.
讓我們來拿埃德做個實驗
Let me demonstrate on Ed.
泰德 為什麼
Ted! Why?
別擔心 他不一定什麼時候就恢復正常了
Don't worry. He'll be up and around in no time.
- 你為什麼不弄一副呢 - 實際上 我還可以用另一副
-Why don't you take a pair? -Actually, l could use another pair.
我想你會喜歡它們的
l think you'll like them.
- 你要的這個 長官 - 謝謝 奧
-Want this, chief? -Thank you, Al.
你嘴角有東西 奧
There's something on the side of your mouth, Al.
不 不 另一邊
No, no. The other side.
根據你的要求 我們化驗了諾德伯格夾克上的纖維樣品
As you requested, we took some fibre samples from Nordberg's jacket.
很遺憾結果看起來不是很好
l'm afraid it doesn't look good.
- 你什麼意思 - 你自己看看吧
-What do you mean? -Take a look for yourself.
- 我什麼都看不到 - 用你睜著的眼睛 弗蘭克
-l can't see anything. -Use your open eye, Frank.
是的 我現在能看見了
Yeah, l can see it now.
首先 它看起來是很平常的羊毛纖維
At first, it appears to be the normal cotton fibres.
但是我們卻發現了一種白色粉狀物體
But we discovered a fine white powder.
經過我們化驗 純海洛因
Pure heroin.
你對諾德伯格有多了解
How well do you know Nordberg?
我們搭檔9年而且他是我最好的朋友
We were partners for nine years and he's my best friend.
不要把個人感情放在工作中
We can't allow personal feelings to get in the way.
- 你是在說諾德伯格 - 再過兩天女皇就要來了
-Are you saying that Nordberg...? -The Queen arrives in two days.
如果新聞界把這件事情捅了出來
lf the press should pick this up,
那會讓警察局和市政府很為難的
it could be embarrassing for the police and the city.
對不起 弗蘭克 我給你24小時去證明諾德伯格是清白的
l'm sorry, Frank. l'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg.
- 拉德維格先生 - 怎麼
-Mr Ludwig? -Yes?
- 帕什米爾先生來了 - 帶他進來
-A Mr Pahpshmir is here. -Show him in.
有什麼事不妥嗎 拉德維格先生
ls there something wrong, Mr Ludwig?
不 什麼也沒有
No, it's nothing.
- 拿我們就來談談我們的生意吧 - 當然 請坐
-Then may we get down to business? -Certainly. Have a seat.
我可以答應你們的請求
l can carry out your request.
- 我出價兩千萬美元 - 你的出價不是問題
-My price is $20 million. -Your price is not a problem.
但是我代表的那邊很重視
But there is concern on the part of those l represent,
你能完成一件很難完成的工作
that you would be able to... complete so difficult a task.
告訴我 帕什米爾先生
Tell me, Mr Pahpshmir,
在全世界 誰是最有影響力的殺手
in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?
我想應該是那種不讓別人知道自己是殺手的人
l would think anyone who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin.
是的 但是這兒有甚至比那種還聰明的殺手
Yes, but there is even a more ideal assassin.
一個連自己都不知道自己是殺手的人
One who doesn't know he is an assassin.
- 來杯茶嗎 - 好的 謝謝
-Care for some tea? -Yes, please.
多米尼克 請上兩杯茶
Dominique, service for two, please.
我必須殺了帕什米爾
l must kill Pahpshmir.
- 要放奶油和糖嗎 先生 - 帕什米爾先生
-Cream and sugar, sir? -Mr Pahpshmir?
請只加奶油
Cream only, please.
- 這有把搶在地上 先生 - 別管它 沒事的
-There's a gun on the floor, sir! -Just leave it. lt's all right.
- 請上茶 - 當然先生
-The tea, please. -Of course, sir.
帕什米爾先生 你以前看過感官誘導催眠術嗎
Mr Pahpshmir, have you ever seen sensory-induced hypnosis?
我想我剛剛看過了
l think l just have.
怎麼才能讓她接近目標呢
How will she get near the target?
噢 我沒保證一定要是她呀
Oh, l doubt whether it will be her.
現在再好的調查員也很難察覺
Good secretaries are so hard to find these days.
所以對我來說
And it seems to me...
任何人 都可以是殺手
anyone...can be an assassin.
我只有24小時來證明我的朋友是清白的
l had 24 hours to find something to clear my friend's name.
我帶著拉德維格的材料來到了醫院
l returned to the hospital with Ludwig's records
試試看能不能讓諾德伯格想起點什麼
to try to jog Nordberg's memory.
大夫 片子已經出來了 你是否準備好去確診了
Doctor, l have the chart, if you're ready to go over it.
等我把諾德伯格這邊的事情處理完就跟你走
l'll be with you when l've finished with Mr Nordberg.
好的 大夫
Yes, Doctor.
你將馬上離開這個地方
You'll be out of here in a couple of...
- 我要見諾德伯格警官 - 請簽個名
-l'd like to see Officer Nordberg. -Sign in, please.
等一下 警衛哪去了
Wait a minute! Where's the police guard?
- 卓斌中尉打電話來讓他回家了 - 卓斌中尉
-Drebin called and sent him home. -Drebin?
我必須殺掉諾德伯格 我必須殺掉諾德伯格
l must kill Nordberg. l must kill Nordberg.
卓斌 警察小隊 放下那個枕頭
Drebin, Police Squad! Let go of that pillow!
醫院緊急情況
Medical emergency!
卓斌 警察小隊 跟上那輛黑車
Drebin, Police Squad. Follow that black car!
那輛車 跟上那輛車
The car! Follow that car!
斯蒂芬尼 檢查倒車鏡 轉向燈
Stephanie, check your mirror. Signal.
少兒汽車駕校
Now pull into traffic.
匯入主車道
把腳從剎車上移開
Try and ease off on the brake.
- 稍微加點油 - 我知道近路 在這兒左轉
-Give it a little gas. -l know a short cut. Turn left here!
- 他在哪 - 放鬆
-There he is! -Easy!
右轉 跟上他
Turn right! Follow him!
沒事的 正常情況下 你不可以超過65英里
lt's OK. Normally, you would not be going 65
跑到單行線上了
down the wrong way of a one-way street.
踩剎車
Apply the brakes.
推倒到車擋
Now put it in reverse.
- 你個傻B老娘們 - 斯蒂芬尼
-You dumb broad! -Stephanie...
慢慢的伸出你的手臂
Gently extend your arm.
伸出你的中指
Extend your middle finger.
- 非常好 幹得漂亮 - 他在哪
-Very good. Well done. -There he is!
跟上他 斯蒂芬尼
Go for it, Stephanie!
對不起 對不起
Excuse me. Excuse me.
注意 閃開 這裡沒什麼可看的
All right, move on! Nothing to see here!
請離開
Please disperse!
沒什麼可看的 請離開
Nothing to see here. Please!
襲擊諾德伯格的這件是留給我的是震驚和憂慮
The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed.
問題不斷地從我的腦子裡湧出來
The questions kept coming up again and again,
就像蘇打水裡的泡泡
like bubbles in a case of soda.
在醫院裡的那個人是誰
Who was this character in the hospital?
為什麼他向要殺諾德伯格 並且是為了誰
Why was he trying to kill Nordberg...and for whom?
拉德維格是不是在對我撒謊 我沒有證據
Did Ludwig lie to me? l didn't have any proof,
可是不管怎樣 我不能全都相信他
but somehow, l didn't entirely trust him.
為什麼"我愛你"號 沒有出現在拉德維格的紀錄裡
Why was the "l Luv You" not listed in Ludwig's records?
如果真是這樣 他會不會知道呢
lf it was, did he know about it?
如果他不知道 誰知道
lf he didn't, who did?
而且我他媽的現在在哪呢
And where the hell was l?
我到家的時候已經將近午夜了
lt was almost midnight when l got home.
我只想鑽進我的被窩裡睡個好覺
l just wanted to slip under my blankets,
可是我的夜晚才剛剛開始
but my night was just about to begin.
你遲到了
You're late.
那取決於我為什麼遲到
That depends on what l'm late for.
你說過我們應該找個時間吃晚餐的
You said we should have dinner some time.
今晚就是"那個時間"
Tonight became "some time".
我在煮肉
l'm boiling a roast.
你喜歡多熱的和多乳的
How hot and wet do you like it?
非常熱和非常多乳的
Very hot and awfully wet.
你看來很懂廚房裡的事兒
You seem to know your way around a kitchen.
我在房子其他房間的功夫也不錯
l'm just as handy in other rooms of the house.
你的襯衫看起來很面熟
That shirt looks familiar.
這是你的 我不想把我的衣服弄髒或者出褶
lt's yours. l didn't want to get stained or wrinkled.
至少 現在還沒有
At least...not yet.
你介意我鑽進一個舒服點的地方嗎
Do you mind if l slip into something more comfortable?
這樣 這就好多了
There. That's better.
我希望你帶來了你的食慾
l hope you've brought your appetite.
我帶了所有的東西
l've brought everything.
太好了 那就 請用吧
Well, then, dig in.
有趣 就像我今天看到的照片一樣有趣
lnteresting. Almost as interesting as the photographs l saw today.
我還年輕 我需要這份工作
l was young. l needed the work.
不 這是在拉德維格的港口拍的
No, they were taken at Ludwig's docks.
一艘貨輪駛進港 一艘巴拿馬貨輪 但是在拉德韋德的紀錄裡卻沒有記載
A ship came in, a Panamanian ship. lt wasn't on Ludwig's records.
也許是失察了
Probably an oversight.
你的 肉怎麼樣
How is your...meat?
你可以品嚐一下
You be the judge of that.
嗯
Mmm...
我還有另外九個
l've got nine more.
- 你見過那條船嗎 - 我不知道
-Have you seen that ship? -l don't know.
它不像是我們的 但是我們要很和多船打交道
lt doesn't look like ours, but we deal with so many ships.
諾德伯格警官跟你說了些什麼嗎
Has Officer Nordberg told you anything?
沒有 又有一個人想要他的命 但他還是在昏迷之中
No, there's been another attempt on his life. He's in a coma.
真是太糟了 世界真是一個充滿暴力的地方
That's terrible! This world is such a violent place.
如果不是的話 我就會失業了
lf it wasn't, l'd be out of a job,
如果世界上沒有了犯罪 那我明天就不幹了
but l'd give it up tomorrow to live in a world without crime.
你講的太美了
That's beautiful.
一切都進展的太快了
This is all happening too fast.
- 我以前受過傷害 - 對不起
-l've been hurt before. -l'm sorry.
我認識她好多年了
l'd known her for years.
我們差不多一起去過了所有的警察慶典儀式
We used to go to all the police functions together.
我是多麼的愛她 但是她只喜歡她的音樂
How l loved her, but she had her music.
我想她只喜歡她的音樂
l think she had her music.
芝加哥男生樂團和交響樂團都跟她合作過
She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony.
我不記得她是演奏樂器的還是唱歌的了
l don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to sing.
她每年三百天都在外巡迴演出
Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year.
我給他買了一架豎琴作為聖誕禮物 她問我這是什麼
l bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.
都是老調重談了 男孩和女孩
lt's the same old story. Boy finds girl.
男孩失去了女孩 女孩找到了男孩
Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy.
男孩忘記了女孩 男孩忘不了女孩
Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl.
女孩在新年橘子杯快艇比賽
Girl dies in a blimp accident
事故總中喪生了
over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
- 好年份 - 不 最糟的
-Goodyear? -No, the worst.
可憐的小傢伙
Poor dear!
現在 現在 我不想讓你生氣
Now, now. l don't want to upset you.
弗蘭克 不是這樣的
Frank, it's not that.
為什麼你要對我這麼好
Why did you have to be so wonderful?
- 有些事我一定要跟你說 - 不 你不需要和我說任何事
-There's something l must tell you. -No! No need to tell me anything.
過去發生的一切並不重要
What's in the past doesn't matter anyway.
也許
Maybe...
也許我們是兩個找到知己的孤魂
Maybe we're just two lonely souls who have found each other.
滑稽臉
Funny-face!
我先讓你知道 我一貫都做安全性交
l want you to know... l practise safe sex.
我也是
So do l.
野戰排
我今天過得太高興了 弗蘭克 我真不敢相信我們是昨天才認識的
l had a wonderful day, Frank. l can't believe we just met yesterday.
你真得那麼認為 你不是在說
You really mean that? You're not just saying it,
因為我們彼此交換了身體裡的液體
because we exchanged bodily fluids?
不 我是真的很高興 你非常特別
No, l really mean it. You're very special.
睡前飲料也有睡帽的意思
- 喝杯睡前飲料怎麼樣 - 不 謝謝 我不穿那些東西
-Can l interest you in a nightcap? -No, thanks, l don't wear them.
實際上 今天晚上我要去蹲坑
Actually, l'm on stake-out tonight.
我會一直想你的 我明天會給你打電話的
l'll be thinking about you. l'll call you tomorrow.
好的
OK.
晚安
Good night!
我告訴你答案就在拉德維格的辦公室裡
The answer's up there in Ludwig's office.
隨便你叫它什麼 一種預感 女人的直覺
Call it what you will a hunch, women's intuition.
拉德維格知道的比他說的多
Ludwig knows more than he's saying.
預感不能在法庭上成立 你的鐵證在哪
A hunch won't stand up in court. Where are your hard facts?
他是唯一一個除了我們倆以外 知道諾德伯格還活著的人
He's the only one except us who knew Nordberg was still alive.
然後我們知道什麼發生了 一個刺客想把諾德伯格從醫院剷除掉
Next thing we know, some thug tries to knock him off.
也許 但是我們要有很大的把握 才能闖進拉德維格的辦公室
Maybe. But breaking into Ludwig's office is taking a big chance.
我知道 你很有把握在早上起來
l know. You take a chance getting up in the morning,
穿過大街或者把你的臉插進風扇裡
crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan.
看 他出來了
There he is!
你這次就相信我吧 埃德 我知道我是對的
Just trust me on this, Ed. l know l'm right.
好的 但是要小心
OK, but be careful.
今晚好好睡一覺 我們明天早上見
Get some sleep. l'll see you in the morning.
賓果博彩
Bingo!
"兩千萬匯款 奧曼尼銀行 蘇黎世
20,000,000 deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich,
女皇死亡證明後付款”
"upon proof of Queen's death."
損壞他人財產 縱火
Destroying property, arson...
用混凝土自慰器進行性騷擾
sexual assault with a concrete dildo?!
你他媽的都在那幹什麼了
What the hell were you doing there?
對此我深表遺憾 尊敬的市長
l'm sorry about that, Your Honour,
但是我們相信拉德維格捲入了一起謀殺女皇事件
but we believe Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen.
真是太可笑了 證據呢
That's ridiculous! Where is this "evidence"?
它 被大火燒了
Well...it...burned in the f-fire.
先生們
Gentlemen,
文森特 拉德維格 是市議會裡最被尊重的議員
Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this community.
如果我們很好地對待他 他將不會上訴
lf we're very nice to him, he will agree not to press charges.
- 是的市長大人 - 我說的夠清楚了嗎
-Your Honour! -Did l make myself clear?
是的 市長大人 好心情
Yes, Your Honour. Good day.
卓斌
Drebin!
我不想你再找像去年一樣的麻煩了 這是我的政策
l don't want any more trouble like you had last year. That's my policy.
當我在公園看到五個裝束古怪的人持槍搶劫的時候
When l see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in a park,
我開槍打死了那幫混蛋 這是我的政策
l shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
那是莎士比亞在公園 朱麗葉凱撒公司投資的電影 你個瘋子
That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of "Julius Caesar"!
- 你殺了五個演員 非常好的演員 - 市長大人
-You killed five actors! Good ones. -Your Honour...
今晚女皇的接待工作你不要出現了
Your presence at the Queen's reception tonight is not necessary.
明白了嗎
ls that understood?
我們明白了 市長大人 謝謝您
We understand, Your Honour. Thank you.
飛機正在向停機坪滑行
The plane has taxied to a stop.
再過幾分鐘我們非常期待機艙門打開
Any minute now we expect the doors to open
然後我們就能一睹女王的風采
and we'll get a glimpse of the Queen,
上一次還要追溯到五年前 女王第一次訪問洛杉磯的時候
as she begins her first visit to Los Angeles in five years.
那次也是這樣一個溫和 美麗的夜晚
lt's a balmy, beautiful evening too.
她將從這裡前往正式接待處
She's going from here to a formal reception...
- 珍 - 弗蘭克
-Jane! -Frank!
我正在做晚餐 你餓嗎
l'm just making some dinner. Are you hungry?
也許可以嚐一口
Maybe just a bite.
拉德維格想讓你今晚去見他
Ludwig wanted me to ask you to meet him tonight.
這裡有些事你要清楚 我昨晚去他那裡了
There is something you should know. l was in his place last night.
真好 他給你看他收藏的明代瓷瓶和珍貴的油畫了嗎
How nice! Did he show you his Ming vases and rare oil paintings?
珍 我想他參與了幾起犯罪活動
Jane, l think that he's involved in a number of criminal activities.
弗蘭克 別說了
Frank, stop it!
文森特 拉德維格 是個很受尊敬 而且大方的好人
Vincent Ludwig is a well-respected, generous, kind man.
- 你不像我那樣了解他 - 怎麼了
-You don't know him like l do. -How's that?
- 你說這些話是什麼意思 - 對不起 我很擔心你
-What's that supposed to mean? -l'm sorry. l'm worried about you.
我不相信他 而且我不希望你捲進任何危險的事中
l don't trust him and l don't want you mixed up in anything dangerous.
吳的店重新開張了嗎 它們不是三年前就關門了嗎
Are Woo back in business? They closed down three years ago.
天哪 有那麼長時間嗎 不管怎麼說我今晚不想吃中國菜
Gee, has it been that long? l don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway.
你對我這麼關心我感到好幸福 但是你對文森特的想法是錯誤的
lt's sweet of you to be concerned, but you're wrong about Vincent.
他是那麼的紳士 而且是那麼的有風度
He's such a gentleman. He's so generous.
他只是想和你談談
He just wants to talk with you
去解決你們之間的誤會
to clear up any doubts you might have.
- 什麼時候 - 今晚
-When? -Tonight.
在第七街的屠宰場見他
Meet him at the 7th Street stockyards.
好的 但你要保證照顧好自己
All right, but promise you'll be careful.
當然我會的 滑稽臉 給你的
Of course l will, funny-face, for you.
我該走了 明天見
l've got to go. See you tomorrow.
你確信你什麼也不想吃嗎
Are you sure you won't have something to eat?
拉德維格
Ludwig?
- 卓斌 - 是的 我是卓斌
-Drebin? -Yeah, l'm Drebin.
文森特 拉德維格讓我給你帶個話
l have a message for you from Vincent Ludwig.
對不起 我聽不清你說什麼
l'm sorry, l can't hear you!
你說話的時候別開槍
Don't fire the gun while you're talking.
好了 放下你的槍然後舉起手
All right, put your gun down and your hands up!
馬泰 你監視後面
Matthews, stake out that end,
檢查所有可疑人的出席卡
and card-check for anyone suspicious looking.
弗蘭克 你來這兒幹什麼
Frank, what are you doing here?
我剛才和拉德維格的手下交火了
l've been trading shots with one of Ludwig's goons.
他們計劃今晚在這兒把她幹掉
They're planning to do her tonight, here.
- 我們最好小心點 - 對不起 女士 保安
-We better be on the lookout. -Excuse me, ma'am, security.
- 這是什麼意思 - 放鬆 什麼事都不會發生的
-What's the meaning of this? -Relax! Nothing will happen.
- 我什麼都沒做 - 是嗎 這是什麼
-l didn't do anything. -Yeah? What about this?
你以為我們昨天才生的嗎 你什麼也沒做 嗯
You think we were born yesterday? You didn't do anything, huh?
我有槍證
l got rights!
埃德 他有你妻子的照片
Ed, he's got a picture of your wife!
艾瑟爾
Ethel!
注意 這裡還有誰見過他老婆
All right, anyone else here seeing his wife?
沒事 弗蘭克 我們去大廳吧
That's all right, Frank. Let's get in the hall.
你高興嗎 親愛的
Are you enjoying yourself, my dear?
我能在這裡太激動了 非常感謝你邀請我來
l'm so excited to be here. l appreciate your inviting me.
非常榮幸 也許宴會之後我們能
Pleasure's all mine. Perhaps afterwards we can...
- 卓斌 - 弗蘭克
-Drebin! -Frank!
你們倆都對 看到我驚訝嗎 拉德維格先生
You're both right. Surprised to see me, Mr Ludwig?
現在不適合是的時間或合適的地方來談話
This is not the time or place to talk.
這就是我們以前談話的方式
lt's way past the time we talked.
我把手套脫掉了 現在我要跟你玩籃球
The gloves are off, l'm playing hardball.
現在比分是14和15 而且你正看見全場緊逼
lt's fourth and fifteen, and you're looking at a full court press.
卓斌先生 如果你有證據 那就用它
Mr Drebin! lf you have evidence, then use it.
如果沒有 我警告你離我遠點
lf not, l am warning you get off my back!
否則你將付出沉重的代價
Or it will cost you dearly.
- 弗蘭克 出什麼事了 - 很多事 甜心
-Frank, what's wrong? -A lot of things, sweetie-pie.
一次會面變成了一場槍戰
A meeting that turned into a peek-a-boo session with bullets,
陷害我的人就是把我像小提琴一樣彈的人
set up by someone who's been playing me like a violin.
滑稽臉 你在說什麼
Funny-face, what are you talking about?
我的屠宰場會面 奶油翅膀 你難道不記得是你設計的這一切嗎
My stockyard meeting, butter-wings. Don't you remember setting that up?
拉德維格先生說你打電話取消了 相信我
Mr Ludwig said you'd called it off! Believe me!
又在騙我 你失敗了
Thumb me another one, shuckie-lumps!
弗蘭克 我說的都是真的
Frank, it's the truth!
他們說的對警察和女人不能調和 就像吃滿滿一勺Drano
Cops and women don't mix. Like eating a spoonful of Drano.
它將徹底把你忘記 但是讓你覺得內心空虛
lt'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
太糟了 隨風飄
Too bad, sugar-puff.
我們可能有些誤解
We could have been something.
我只是做了他們告訴我做的事
l only did what l was told to do!
- 就像和我做愛 - 弗蘭克
-Like make love to me? -Frank!
事情好辦多了 公主殿下
That makes things easier, Princess.
想想我那麼信任你 我犯了個大錯
To think l trusted you! l made a big mistake.
- 你可以把這個拿回去 - 這是誰的
-You can take this back. -Whose is that?
不重要了 照顧好你自己 寶貝
Doesn't matter. Take care of yourself, baby.
順便說一句
By the way...
我的每次高潮都是假的
l faked every orgasm.
滑稽臉
Funny-face!
為了慶祝我們的友誼
And to commemorate our friendship,
洛杉磯市府自豪的推薦給皇室家族
the city of Los Angeles is proud to present to the Royal Family
自由戰爭火槍 是由文森特 拉德維格捐贈的
this Revolutionary War musket, donated by Mr Vincent Ludwig.
女士們先生們 我們的女王殿下
Ladies and gentlemen, Her Royal Highness,
伊麗莎白二世
Queen Elizabeth ll!
他們把這種東西弄到報紙上的行為實在太噁心了
lt's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers!
女王歡迎會慘敗
那些記者來幹什麼
What is journalism coming to?
洛杉磯市蒙羞
女皇兩腿分開你正好躺在上面
You're laying on top of the Queen with her legs wrapped around you
他們把這叫做新聞
and they call that news!
他們不能把你開除隊伍 這不公平
They can't kick you off the Force, it's not fair.
我知道 生活不總是公平的
l know. Life isn't always fair.
想一想吧 下一次我要開槍打人 我就要被抓起來了
Just think, the next time l shoot someone, l could be arrested.
嗨 看看這個
Hey, look at that!
這是奇爾勒案件丟失的證據 我的天 他是無罪的
The missing evidence in the Kilner case! My God, he WAS innocent!
他兩年前就座電椅了 弗蘭克
He went to the chair two years ago, Frank.
這樣 那還有什麼用
Well...what's the use?
這些獎勵和證書還有什麼用
What good are these damn awards and citations?
弗蘭克
Frank...
弗蘭克 那不是你的桌子
Frank, that's not your desk!
弗蘭克 我到處在找你
Frank! l've been looking all over for you!
又為你的男朋友來出差了
Running another errand for your boyfriend?
我昨晚給你打電話 而且去了你哪 你上哪去了
l tried to call last night. l went by your place. Where were you?
我只是散步 整個晚上
l was out walking. All night.
聽我說 我有個很重要的消息
Listen to me! l have important information.
文森特和我之間根本什麼事也沒有
There was never anything between Vincent and me.
- 他喜歡一個東德男人 - 那你呢
-He likes East German men. -What about you?
我喜歡警察
l like cops.
- 真好 耶 - 冷靜 放鬆點
-All right! Yeah! -Settle down. Take it easy.
- 你得到什麼了 - 我無意中聽了拉德維格的談話
-What've you got? -l overheard Ludwig.
你是對的 他正在計劃派人刺殺女皇
You were right. He is planning to have someone assassinate the Queen!
- 在哪 - 在棒球比賽的時候
-Where? -At the baseball game.
拉德維格邀請了女換去看比賽 我要和他一起出席
The Queen will be there as Ludwig's guest.
你在說拉德維格會在6萬人面前射殺女皇
ls Ludwig going to shoot her in front of 60,000 fans?
不 一個球員會去做 在第七局結束的什麼時候
No, a player, during the 7th inning stretch.
- 還有20分鐘就開始了 - 我最好馬上趕過去
-lt starts in 20 minutes. -l'll go.
- 我跟你去 - 跟拉德維格在一起
-l'll go with you. -Stay with Ludwig
- 去監視他的行動 - 好的 我們出發吧
-to allay suspicion. -OK, let's go!
等等 等等
Wait! Wait!
我給你們已經惹了足夠的麻煩了 我自己去
l've gotten you into enough trouble already. l'll go alone.
不 這件事可以讓你重返隊伍 我麼都在支持你
No! This'll get you back on the Force. We're right behind you.
弗蘭克 我現在想讓你知道
Frank? l wanted you to know now,
我從第一天見到你的那時就愛上了你 而且永遠不會停止對你的愛
l've loved you since the first day l met you, and l'll never stop.
我是個幸運的女人
l'm a very lucky woman.
我也是
So am l.
下午好 這是我們從大A體育場為您發回的現場直播
Good afternoon. We're coming live from the Big A,
是由加利福尼亞老鷹隊迎戰西雅圖水手隊
where the California Angels meet the Seattle Mariners
這場至關重要的比賽將決定兩隊在聯盟的排名
in their showdown for the Division League.
大家好 我是科特 郭迪 和我在一起的是 吉姆 帕姆爾
Hello! l'm Curt Gowdy, along with Jim Palmer,
蒂姆 麥卡文 蒂克 維特 麥爾 阿蘭
Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale, Mel Allen,
蒂克 安博格 和 周斯 布拉德斯博士
Dick Enberg and Dr Joyce Brothers.
讓我們一起欣賞這場至關重要的比賽吧
Join us for this all-important ball game.
而且這場比賽還非常特殊
And a special game it is.
大家都知道 我們的女皇陛下也將觀摩這場球賽
As we know, it is being attended by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.
我確信他會喜歡這場球賽的 吉姆
l'm sure she'll enjoy this game, Jim.
我們把每個出口都安排好了
We've got all the exits covered.
我應該現在就把拉德維格給逮捕了
l ought to arrest Ludwig right now.
不 沒有任何證據的情況下 我們要讓他先行動
No, we've got to let him make the first move.
市長會先把你抓起來的 你最好不要露面了
The Mayor would have you arrested. You've got to stay out of sight.
我一定要抓住那個殺手
l've got to get that assassin.
每一個球員都可能是
lt could be any of those players.
我要到場上去然後搜查每個球員
l've got to get down on that field and search those players.
女士們先生們 請起立並歡迎
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and welcome
我們的伊麗莎白女皇二世陛下
Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth ll!
請稍等
One moment.
到那邊去 這些座位已經有人了
Over there these seats are taken.
親愛的 什麼事讓你煩心了
My dear, is something bothering you?
沒有 你為什麼這麼問
No, why do you ask?
你還沒說過一句話 你看起來 緊張
You haven't said a word. You seem...nervous.
你知道這場比賽對老鷹隊有多重要
Well, you know how important this game is for the Angels.
為什麼他還沒來 我可不想在這兒等他
Why he not here now? l do not like to wait for him.
帕拉左先生 引導員會在兩分鐘內趕到並帶你去球場
Mr Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes. Please wait.
- 他現在應該在這兒 - 是 我馬上去找他
-He should be here now! -l'll send him right over.
我不等他了 讓他等我吧
l do not wait for him! He waits for me!
- 什麼事 - 帕拉左先生
-Yes? -Mr Pallazzo?
我是引領員 我來這兒是 對不起
l am the head usher. l am here to... Excuse me.
- 帕拉左先生 - 什麼事
-Mr Pallazzo? -Yes?
- 我是引領員 - 等一下
-l am the head usher. -One second.
女士們先生們
Ladies and gentlemen,
讓我們代表加利福尼亞老鷹隊和洛杉磯市民
on behalf of the California Angels and the City of Los Angeles,
同時我們的女皇陛下
on the occasion of the royal visit,
歡迎國際著名歌劇表演藝術家
please welcome internationally-renowned opera star,
恩利科 帕拉左
Enrico Pallazzo!
女士們先生們 讓我們向美國致敬
Ladies and gentlemen, let us honour America,
恩利科 帕拉左先生將為我們演唱我們的國歌
as Mr Pallazzo will now sing our national anthem.
現在我們等待觀眾坐好運動員出場
And now we'll wait for the exchange of line-ups
比賽就可以開始了
and the start of today's ball game.
對不起 你能告訴我 這是隻專業的棒球棒嗎
Excuse me, could you tell me, is this an official bat?
女皇的出席讓整個球場座無虛席 應該是個紀錄了
The Queen's visit has brought a sell-out crowd!
球迷們正被體育場的大屏幕所吸引
And the fans are being entertained by the stadium's Angel Vision,
大屏幕上正在播放這一年來的一些非同尋常的鏡頭
showing some unusual moments in baseball over the years!
對不起 哥們
Sorry, fellas!
這個怎麼樣
How about that?
女士們先生們
Ladies and gentlemen,
你們的加利福尼亞老鷹隊進入球場
now taking the field your California Angels!
為了每個人的安全
For everybody's safety,
我們希望大家不要往場內投擲物品
we ask that you do not throw any objects on the field.
謝謝大家的合作
We thank you for your co-operation.
老鷹隊已經入場完畢 我們將開始開球儀式
As the Angels take the field, we're ready for the first pitch ceremony
由英格蘭來的女皇陛下投第一個球
with the Queen of England ready to toss out the first ball.
怎麼樣 讓我們再一次鼓掌
How about that? Let's have a round of applause!
一切準備就緒
We're ready for the start,
至少這些可愛的女士們會同意的
as these lovely ladies would agree.
那些是球員的妻子 他們也來到這兒享受比賽
Those are the players' wives, here to enjoy the game.
你怎麼說 庫明斯 我們今天還打不打了
What d'you say, Cummings? Are we gonna do this today?
幹什麼
Do what?
開球
Play ball!
弗蘭克 奧 那是弗蘭克
Frank! Al, it's Frank!
比賽步入正軌 戴維 斯皮外克 對壘傑 約翰斯頓
The game's under way. Dave Spiwack ready to face Jay Johnstone!
- 直到現在還沒有什麼情況 - 別擔心 奧
-Nothing to report. -Don't worry, Al.
如果那些球員的其中一個是殺手 弗蘭克會找出來的
lf one of the players is the killer, Frank'll find him,
他甚至會不惜搜查每個人的
even if he has to search every one of them.
.第一擊球手傑 約翰斯頓
..lead-off hitter Jay Johnstone.
你好 哥們 讓我們看看你的球衣是否整齊
Hello, pal. Let's see if that uniform's on straight.
這兒沒事 再來看看襯衫 你應該穿件大的
Good here. Now let's see the shirt. You should take a large.
你的褲襠太廋了
lt's a little tight in the crotch.
準備好了嗎 一切就緒
All right? All set?
那好 開球
OK, play ball!
好球
Strike?
耶 好球
Yeah, strike!
第二個好球
Stee-rike two!
第三個好球
Stee-rike three!
你沒問題
You're clean!
你找到他了沒有
Have you found him yet?
- 沒有 但我幾乎搜遍了每個人 - 我都看到了
No, and l've searched almost everybody.
好的 再有一個人出局第七局就結束了
Yeah. There's only one more out before the seventh inning stretch.
我去讓我的人準備好 你要開始拖延他們 不能讓第三個人出局
You're going to have to stall them. Don't let 'em get that third out.
好的
Right.
水手隊四號 阿曼多 克尚尼 克尚尼
The Mariners' number four Armando Criscione! Criscione!
- 壞球 - 壞球
-Ball! -Ball?
壞球
Ball!
閃 閃 幹什麼 躲開
Get...get...what the...? Get off!
接住它 接住它
Catch it! Catch it!
- 跑位 - 跑 跑 快跑
-Get 'em off! -Go, go, go!
- 安全 - 你什麼意思 安全
-Safe! -What do you mean, safe?
我真不敢相信
l don't believe it!
二壘 傳二壘
Second base! On two!
投手投出了球
There's a throw by the catcher
克尚尼被他們逼在了一壘和二壘之間
and now they've got Criscione hung up between 1st and 2nd!
你他媽在幹什麼
What the hell are you doing?
什麼
What?
- 你不能這麼做 - 等一下 停下來
-You're not supposed to do that! -Wait a minute! Stop that!
把球放下 把球給我
Put that back down! Give me the ball!
我來給你點顏色
l'll get you!
我知道這是難以置信
lt's hard to believe,
但是似乎克尚尼在跑動中被抓住了
but apparently the umpires have got Criscione in a run-down!
- 安全 - 安全
-Safe! -Safe?
這個怎麼樣
How about that?
- 出局 - 安全
-Out! -Safe!
- 出局 - 他是安全
-Out! -He was safe!
- 出局 - 安全
-Out! -Safe!
我從來沒見過這種場面
There's a sight l've never seen!
- 安全 - 你在做什麼
-Safe! -What are you doing?
安全 安全 安全
Safe! Safe! Safe!
- 他是出局 - 他是安全
-He was out! -He was safe!
你個白痴 他是出局
You idiot! He was out!
好吧 你給我出局
All right, you're out of here!
- 什麼 - 你不能讓裁判出局
-What? -You can't throw an umpire out!
好吧 你每兩個都罰下
All right, YOU'RE out!
等一下 甚至管理記分牌的小子都看到他出局了
Hold on! Even the guy running the scoreboard says he was out!
他在上調計分牌
And he's up in the mezzanine!
我的天 第三個出局了
lt's the third out!
我必須殺掉 女皇
l must kill...the Queen.
我必須殺掉 女皇
l must kill...the Queen.
弗蘭克 是右邊那個外野手
Frank, it's the right-fielder!
- 你是老大 - 剛才是安全
-You're the boss! -lt was safe.
現在 我們出去走走
Now, we're going to take a walk.
我真不明白你怎麼能做這麼惡毒的事情
How could you do something so vicious?
著很簡單 別忘了我當了兩年包工頭
lt was easy. Don't forget l spent two years as a building contractor.
現在 我們悄悄地走出去
Now, let's go quietly.
嘿 看哪 我們去幫他
Hey, look at that! Let's get him!
踹他老二
Kick him in the balls!
我必須殺掉 女皇
l must kill...the Queen.
小心
Look out!
那個裁判 他挽救了女皇的生命
The umpire... He saved the Queen's life!
他不是裁判 市長大人
That's not the umpire, Your Honour.
嘿 那是恩利科 帕拉左
Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!
弗蘭克 弗蘭克 救命
Frank! Frank, help!
弗蘭克 弗蘭克 救救我 弗蘭克
Frank! Frank, help! Frank!
不許動 拉德維格
Hold it, Ludwig!
在那別動
Stay where you are!
- 他有槍 - 我知道
-He's got a gun! -l know.
你毀了我的生活 現在我也要毀了你的
You ruined my life. Now l'm going to ruin yours.
- 放開那個女的 - 我 我要殺了你
-Leave the girl alone! -l am. l'm going to kill you.
我知道了
l see.
二對二才公平
Two can play at that game!
- 你殺了他 - 不 僅僅是暈了
-You killed him! -No, just stunned.
他會沒事的
He'll be all right.
當然
Well...
弗蘭克 真是太恐怖了
Frank...it's horrible!
- 真是太恐怖了 - 我知道 埃德
-lt's so horrible! -l know, Ed.
我爸爸就是這麼死的
My father went the same way.
我必須殺掉 弗蘭克 卓斌
l must kill...Frank Drebin.
我必須殺掉 弗蘭克 卓斌
l must kill...Frank Drebin.
不 不 別開槍
No, no, don't shoot!
珍 是我
Jane...it's me...
滑稽臉
Funny-face.
我必須殺掉 弗蘭克 卓斌
l must kill Frank Drebin.
你愛 弗蘭克 卓斌
You love Frank Drebin.
而且 弗蘭克 卓斌 也愛你
And Frank Drebin loves you.
珍 如果你不愛我 你也許可以勾動扳機
Jane, if you don't love me, you might as well pull that trigger,
因為沒有你 我也不會活下去的
because without you, l wouldn't want to live anyway.
我最終找到了我的愛情
l've finally found someone l can love
一份美好的 純潔的愛情 沒有掩飾的愛
a good, clean love... without utensils.
我必須殺掉 弗蘭克 卓斌
l must kill Frank Drebin.
這個世界就是這麼亂七八糟 珍
lt's a topsy-turvy world, Jane,
也許兩個人永遠都算不出一山的豆子有多少
and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans,
但是這是我們的山 是我們的豆子
but this is our hill and these are our beans.
自從我認識你 我注意到了我認識了很多以前從沒注意過的事物
Since l met you, l've noticed things l never knew where there
鳥兒歌唱 新葉上閃耀的露水
birds singing, dew glistening on a newly-formed leaf,
還有紅燈
stop lights...
我必須殺掉
l must kill...
珍 今天早上
Jane, this morning...
我給你買了些東西 不是很貴
l bought something for you. lt's not very much,
但是對於一個好警察的薪水來說確實很不錯的
but pretty good for an honest policeman's salary.
這是一枚訂婚戒指
lt's an engagement ring.
我不得不提前給你
l'd have given it to you earlier,
但是我想等到我們單獨的再時候給你的
but l wanted to wait until we were alone.
- 我 - 我愛你 珍
-l... -l love you, Jane.
噢 弗蘭克
Oh, Frank!
對不起
l'm sorry!
對不起我昨天對你大嚷 真對不起
l'm sorry that l yelled at you yesterday, l really am.
卓斌
Drebin!
我以前對你的想法都錯了
l was wrong about you.
這個城市和這個世界都要感謝你所做的一切
This city and the whole world owes you a debt of gratitude.
謝謝
Thank you.
星期一早上我們希望你重返警察小隊
And Monday morning we want you back at Police Squad...
- 並且提升為上尉 - 市長
-with a promotion to captain. -Mayor...
別謝我 這裡還有其他人想感謝你呢
Don't thank me. There's someone else here who wants to thank you.
- 諾德伯格 - 哎呀 哥們
-Nordberg! -Hiya, buddy!
大夫說我還有一個星期就能走路了
The doc says l should be on my feet in a week!
- 到時候就能重返隊伍了 - 諾德伯格 那真是太好了
-And back on the Force! -Nordberg, that's wonderful!
弗蘭克 每個人都應該有你這樣一個朋友
Frank! Everyone should have a friend like you!