的 士 速 遞 5
到了 時間剛剛好 Top ! In time !
感謝您選擇乘坐 哈米德的拉風出租車 Thank you for choosing "Hamid taxis du bled".
希望您旅途愉快 I hope the trip was as good
你好 我也好 for YOU than for us.
但是我們很快就不能接著聊了 But I'm not telling you soon.
誰電話在響 Not my mp
抱歉 I'm sorry.
有電話來了 看看是誰 They call me. Who is it?
你好 Allo?
是叔叔嗎 Allo uncle?
- 你誰呀 - 艾迪 你侄子呀 - Who's ? - Eddy, your nephew.
- 你想幹什麽 - 快開車來接我 不然我就死定了 - He wants what? - Give me the taxi otherwise I'm my '.
抱歉 你就去死去吧 Sorry, but you died then.
不 不 真的很重要 你還沒意識到 No, it's very important. You do not realize.
- 我很慘嗎 - 我進隧道了 - Too bad, - I go in a tunnel.
另外還有 信號不好 聽不見 In addition, it is broken, the phone.
沒信號啦 It is broken !
就是你在我車上畫的雞雞 給我站住 Is it you who draw zizis on my car? Here!
要是你們還有人 So! If there is anyone yet
在我的出租車上畫雞雞的話 我就得和他說道說道了 who draws a zizi on my taxi, he will deal with me.
聽明白了嗎 It's understood ?
我要抓5個你這樣的人 我會把握機會的 5 people you are looking for. The odds I will take!
- 你什麽都抓不到 我是無辜的 - 這話留著跟局長去說吧 - You'll take nothing: I'm innocent. - You'll tell that to the commissioner.
- 介意我抄個近道兒嗎 - 走吧 我還趕著去打球呢 - Do you mind if you take a shortcut? - Go ahead, I fight my balls.
如果你同意的話 If you take it like that.
- 那你介不介意我再放個音樂 - 隨你的便吧 - Do not you mind the music? - Let go of me.
走起 Go!
你可別跟我說 Do not tell me that
- 你還沒系好安全帶啊 - 我他喵的有手嗎 - you have not put on your belt. - But I can not !
- 你想幹什麽 - 看好了 - What do you do to me? - Yes what ?
不 不 快停下 No, not stop!
你可堅持住了啊 Hang in there.
搞什麽雞毛呢 What are you doing ?
哦 我好像走錯路了 Oh no, I was wrong!
停車 Stopped !
停車 好嗎 就是我 Stop, OK, it's me!
我承認 It's me !
哦 Oh !
開慢點兒 Slow down there!
她咋剎不了車了 She does not advance!
看著點兒路 Look in front!
耶 Yeah!
哇哦 VVaouh!
好了 我全都交代了 OK, I tell you everything.
是希門尼斯 It's Jimenez.
- 繼續說 - 你可看著點兒路吧 - Tell us. - Look in front of you !
- 我就知道這個 - 手不管用了 - I do not know more! - Without hands.
- 腿也不管用了 - 把手放好 - Knee! - Hands !
我可以告訴你他的地址 就在聖丹尼斯天堂大酒 Do you want his address? Paradis hotel in Saint-Denis.
312號房 Room 312!
你還好吧 It's okay?
別這麽開了 Do not do that.
來了 Oh yes.
你看 只有一只手 Look, a hand!
交貨時間是 The delivery
- 是這個周六六 - 周六幾點呀 - is for Saturday! - At what time ?
下午三點 15h!
這不就對了嘛 That's it !
來拍照紀念一下吧 Greet the camera.
這狗東西 And shit.
猜猜誰登上了警界猛漢的封面 Guess who is still covering Keuf Mag.
車都給你開壞了 It's buggy!
如果不這麽搞突擊的話 If that, it does not accelerate my mutation
我怎麽獲取罪犯信息 to RAID, I do not understand.
先坐吧 Sit down.
馬洛特 我把經費都花到了 Marot, I pass on the expenses
- 你的車的輪胎上 - 不就是爆了個胎嗎 - tire of your vehicle... - It's just tires.
- 現在還有一個更嚴重的問題 - 我聽著呢 - There is a bigger problem. - I listen.
你認識克裏斯泰勒·布切洛特嗎 Do you know Christelle Bucherot?
克裏斯泰勒 這名字的人也太多了吧 Christelle... I knew a lot...
就昨天晚上和你在一起的那個人 The one with whom you spent the night yesterday.
克裏斯泰勒 當然了 Christelle, of course!
- 她還好嗎 我沒跟她一起多久 - 是在農場 - She is fine ? I did not stay... - The farm.
當地長官叫什麽名字 What is the name of the prefect?
長官叫 Mr. Prefect...
長官叫 叫 It's Mr. Prefect...
- 讓·貝特朗 - 布切洛特 - Jean-Bertrand... - Bucherot.
對 就是布切洛特 Ah, here we are, Bucherot.
有意思 突然就想起來了 一個姓啊 It's funny, suddenly, it's the same name.
他們是一家人 There is a family link
還是 親戚什麽的 or of... maybe alliance?
他妻子 His wife.
- 她可沒說起過 - 多虧 - she had not said it. - Thanks to
你的過往表現 你才不會被開除出隊 your service records, you will not be written off.
但是你被禁止 But you are mutated
出外勤 on the field.
- 並不是我被升職到特警隊嗎 - 不是 - It is not the RAID I imagine? - Oh no.
- 不 - 你還是做警察 - No... - To the police
市政警察 Municipal.
到馬賽去 From Marseille.
去南方嗎 In the south ?
是的 Yes...
- 這不太適合我 離巴黎也太遠了 - 馬洛特 已經定了 - It does not suit me, it's far from Paris... - Marot, it's like that.
你可以走了 You can dispose.
你個沒良心的 You have no heart.
去馬賽吧 Marseille.
馬賽
市政警察局
警界猛漢
收拾好了嗎 Well-established ?
都好了 'It's okay.
我帶你轉轉 I present to you.
- 能讓你更快進入工作 - 是嗎 - It will reassure you. - Ah yes ?
我們的隊伍 Killer team !
生龍活虎 Dynamic.
我們一個一個來 Tenors. First,
那個坐著的家夥 you see the guy sitting,
留著怪怪的胡子的那個 他是梅納德 the big bearded, weird, is Menard.
氣場在地表之內 無人能敵 For the atmosphere, it's impeccable.
但他人超好 開放友好之類的 He is super nice, open, all that.
他無聊的時候就像個混蛋似的 而他是個很無聊的人 He's bullshit when he gets bored. And he's bored a lot.
一級警報 趕快出警 General alert! Intervention!
你們是剛從水煙酒吧出來嗎 Did you go to a shisha bar?
你混蛋 Bastard!
那邊的侏儒呢 And the dwarf,
- 是正式警察嗎 - 聽著 出於尊重 - it's regulatory? - Here, out of respect,
- 我們不會直接喊他侏儒 - 好吧 - we do not say "the dwarf". - Oh ok.
我們不以長短定好壞 We say nobody of small size.
這個侏儒是米歇爾 他 他的愛好 So the dwarf is Michel. Him, what he loves
就是微縮制品 制作模型 模具什麽的 it's the miniature: model making, model...
他這個兒頭 he has not a head
法國歷史上很多著名足球運動員都叫米歇爾
- 怎麽配得上叫米歇爾 - 他原先叫阿蔔杜勒拉赫曼 - to be called Michel. - He was called Abdelrrahmane,
但是自從他皈依天主教之後 就叫米歇爾了 but since his conversion to Christianity, it's Michel.
- 是嗎 - 沒錯 他找到了信仰 - Ah yes ? - Obliged. He found faith.
自那開始 我們在所有的宗教節日裏大快朵頤的時候 Since then, we feast on all the religious holidays.
他卻在聖誕的時候到處去傳播福音 At Christmas, he wants cribs everywhere.
活得真累啊 It's hard.
而他一看到修女 And when he sees nuns,
- 情緒就異常興奮 - 這合適嗎 - he is very excited. - Is he radicalized?
誰說不是呢 Yes.
很是煩人 他對面的另一個 It's exhausting. And opposite, the other,
禿頭頂的 是雷吉斯 with his head pervert, it's Regis.
我們總是笑他 We laugh more.
別盯著他看 Not in the eyes.
不行嗎 Do not ?
- 可別看 - 好吧 - Please. - Ah?
雷吉斯鐘愛間諜活動 Regis, he loves spying:
他經常監視他的妻子 但是他妻子還是離開了他 he was watching his wife, but she left him.
- 我明白了 - 請不要盯著他看 拜托了 - I understand it. - Do not look at him, please.
從那時起 他就變成了定位專家 Since then, he has become a geolocation pro.
好吧 我們局裏有女孩兒嗎 Well, are there girls in the brigade?
我正準備介紹給你呢 註點兒意啊 I was going to come there. Attention regal.
那邊那個 There, right.
很辣眼睛的 It hurts the eyes.
- 桑德琳 警隊裏的隊花 - 確定是隊花嗎 - Sandrine, the hottie of the brigade. - The hottie?
聽好了 Attention,
13 14 15年連續三界被選為PACA區的 Elected Miss Police Municipal Region PACA
市政警花
警界之花 2013, 2014, 2015.
哦 很有份兒吧 Oh ! A piece.
- 是相當一大份兒 - 我們在一起巨開心的 - Yes, a piece. - It's heavy, we laugh more.
- 巨開心的 - 看這個 - Very heavy. - Look at this.
在車輛方面 我們都裝備了些什麽車 And at the level of the vehicles, are you equipped?
- 你喜歡車嗎 - 喜歡 - Do you like cars? - Yes.
如你所願 You'll be served.
你一定很餓吧 You were hungry.
14號車 沒什麽情況 我們去海灘吧 It unit 14. Nothing to report, we go to the beach.
你這車門是丟了嗎 Do you miss a door?
是 門去修理了 還不知道能不能裝回去呢 Yes, she is under revision: people do not do enough to overhaul!
你把我當傻子了嗎 You take me for a con?
- 不 你怎麽說都對 - 我現在已經非常緊張了 - No, that's right. - Already I'm upside down, there,
停車 stopped !
今天可不是時候 你看 It's not the day! You saw
比賽了嗎 the game ?
我的小甜甜
沒看 No.
- 你都不看比賽的嗎 - 對 不看 我女朋友打來的 - Did not you see the match? - No. Yes, my girlfriend calls me.
抱歉 Sorry.
小甜甜 My sugar ?
你怎麽樣啊 我的小熊熊 How are you, my plump bear?
我和客戶在一起呢 I am with a client.
我爸爸不在家 你要不要過來給我一個愛的抱抱呢 My dad is not here, you come to give me an express hug?
- 辣妹啊 - 好啊 但我現在不能 - Hottie. - Yes, but I can not,
我得去見雷內聊聊比賽的事情 I have to go see Rene to talk about the game.
你昨天就去聊了 You saw it yesterday.
- 是的 沒有 是的 - 你去見你的朋友吧 - Yes... No... Yes. - Va see your friends,
只有他們才能讓你興奮 they will cheer you up.
什麽 說什麽呢 What? What moral?
艾迪 我喜歡你 但是現在已經不可能了 Eddy, I adore you, but it's more possible.
- 我想要個真男人 - 什麽 - I want a man. - What?
- 一個能讓我如癡如夢的人 - 誰能讓你如癡如夢 - A guy who makes me dream. - Who makes you dream?
是誰帶你去看的馬賽對洛裏昂的比賽啊 Who took you to see Marseille-Lorient?
- 那比賽爛透了 - 我們都沒有 - Match in wood! - We were not
挨著坐 sitting next.
畢竟票是贈的嘛 It was free!
我想要一個 I want
真男人 a man
- 一個有計劃 有抱負的男人 - 我也有計劃 - who has projects, ambition. - I have plans.
我的無麩質吉開酒項目正在進行中 My gluten-free chicha project is underway.
一切就要完成了 Everything is complete.
你沒聽懂 讓我用你能理解的話來說 You do not understand. I try in your language:
我不需要一個替補隊員 7th do not want a substitute.
我想要的是一個前鋒 一個知道在我身前 身後活躍的前鋒 I want an attacker who knows how to play in front, behind,
把我放在首要位置的前鋒 that puts me goals in strength.
我說清楚了嗎 It's clear ?
是的 Yes.
我父親那邊可是有 I have Brazilian origins
- 巴西血統的 - 胡說八道 - of my father. - The mytho!
我會把你點燃的 I'll fire you.
那我得叫消防員小哥哥來滅滅火了 Otherwise I call the fire department,
而不是去買 but not to buy
一本日歷 a calendar.
餵 Hello?
你犯病了吧 You're ill !
沒事的 It's okay,
- 我很厲害的 - 什麽 - I master. - What?
你這車還想厲害個屁 You master nothing.
你他喵的是瘋了吧 You're crazy mad!
我們會成為 We will do
最棒的隊伍 a great team.
我們不用著急建立感情 我肯定會調回到特警隊去的 It should not be attached too much, I must be transferred to RAID,
所以我不會在馬賽呆太久的 so I will not stay in Marseille too much.
你做夢去吧 You think ?
占用公交車道 Bus Lane !
我去搞定它 I will do it!
我去吧 I arrive!
吃你的三明治吧 Finish the sandwich.
地方警察 Local police !
請停車 We stop.
他在做什麽 What does he do ?
停下 Stop !
他會自己躲開的 He will push himself
這裏 這個傻子 this con, there!
你這傻瓜 快停下 He stops this con, there.
你撞上了警察 Fada! You've built a conde.
但他是自己撞上來的 But it's not that his way to him!
寶貝 Honey !
我的小寶貝 你怎麽樣了 My little cat, how are you?
- 不 為什麽是我 - 等下 我沒事 - No ! Why me? - Wait, I'm fine!
我沒事 It's okay!
我都說了是警察了 他們還不停車 Just say police, otherwise they do not stop.
我去搞定 I'll do it.
我要抓住他 I will do it!
你別來 你會拖我後腿的 You do not have to come, you're going to delay me.
- 系好安全帶 - 我好興奮 - Attach your belt ! - I'm excited!
你來嗎 You come ?
我在這兒呆著 萬一他回來了 還可以搜查 I stay here, in case he comes back, for the search.
走吧 Go!
終於有一次倒黴的不是我了 For once, it's not me.
- 他看起來非常生氣啊 - 你真是嚇到我了 - he looks angry and more. - You surprise me !
- 你就是個瘋子 - 都2018年了 - You're a madman! - In 2018,
他們還會親自站到車道上來讓我們停車 這不正常啊 they put themselves on the path to stop us! It's normal ?
真是個白癡 What an idiot!
- 你說什麽 - 我感覺不太舒服 - Sorry ? - I'm not fine.
讓我專心點 Let me focus,
行嗎 OK?
她還沒有加速呢 She does not advance!
等下 幫我一下 Wait. Help me.
兩個輪子也能開 It is on 2 wheels.
肯定是重量平衡了 Must be counterbalanced.
- 好吧 - 過去 過去 - Okay. - Go! Go!
我不想 I do not want!
- 像這樣 - 不 - Like this. - No !
過去 Come on.
我們會翻車的 We'll turn around.
- 這輛車像個螃蟹一樣 - 那是什麽 - The car is in crab! - What is that ?
重量平衡了 Counterbalance.
一 二 三 One two Three.
- 好了 你給我在那兒呆好了 - 好的 - Come on, stay in your corner. - Yes.
好吧 他們追上來了 That's it, they arrive.
- 我感覺不太舒服 - 你什麽意思 - I am not well. - What do you mean ?
我要吐了 I'm going to stack!
你別在我車裏吐 You do not throw up here!
- 我要吐出來了 - 你想吐嗎 - I am going to throw up. - Do you want to stack?
暴雨襲擊哦 it rains behind.
不要啊 Oh no !
我不太舒服 'I'm not fine...
- 你還好嗎 - 去你媽的 - It's okay ? - Abuse you.
- 好點了嗎 - 你真是個混蛋 - It's better ? - Rigole, con that you are.
他是故意的 He did it on purpose.
我好想吐 I'm not fine.
不要 Oh no !
- 別吐在這兒 - 我心臟不好 - Not here. - I have heart.
我不太舒服 I'm not fine !
- 我要吐了 - 不 - I will stack! - No.
還跟著呢 我們來看看誰更熟悉馬賽 Still there ? We'll see if you know Marseille well.
桑德琳 Sandrine!
看著點兒路啊 Look in front of you !
好好洗個澡吧 Good bath !
蛋糕都吐出來了 There are cakes!
嘿 Hey!
加油 使點勁兒 Come on, make an effort.
推我啊 西爾萬 Push Sylvain!
推我的屁股 Push in the ass!
你們來的太晚了吧 Not too soon
歡迎來到馬賽 Welcome to Marseille.
一個小小的市政警察發什麽神經呢 The municipal police, fada or what?
你是哪個 Who are you?
以為自己很厲害嗎 Empowered that you are.
- 他還不熟悉馬賽而已 - 起開 - He does not know Marseille. - Leash.
我們知道你是誰 超級警察先生 We know who you are, Mr. super cop, parigot!
聽著 Listen,
你現在在馬賽 是龍也得給我盤著 是鳳也得給我趴著 you are in Marseilles, you take care of your business and it will be fine.
明白了嗎 Understand?
- 沒事的 - 我要殺了他 - Its good. - I kill him !
- 我知道 冷靜 - 我說了 - I know, calm. - I say it.
- 我們不會再麻煩你們的 - 不 - We won't bother you more. - No.
- 沒事了 - 我的小寶貝怎麽樣了 - Its good ! - How's my little cat?
- 我告訴他了 - 沒事了 對吧 - I told him. - It's good, what?
- 沒事了吧 - 桑德琳 - It's okay ? - Sandrine!
好吧 OK.
會好的 讓我來給你一個驚喜 It's good, I'll surprise you.
不是吧 我的包 天啊 Oh no, my bag! Oh, really!
有人嗎 媽的 Someone there ? Oh fuck!
小甜甜 My sugar !
打過去 Go!
小甜甜 My sugar ?
- 我在大門口呢 驚喜不 - 我幫你開門 - I'm at the gate, surprise! - I open you.
不 別開門 No, do not open.
餵 Hello?
還是開了 真是 美好的一天 Ah, here it is! Great... great day.
你想要如癡如夢嗎 Do you want to dream?
是的 Yes.
那我就滿足你 You'll be served.
我們要放貝多芬的音樂嗎 Are we putting Beethoven?
神馬 What?
這麽重要的活動才不要放那種狗狗音樂呢 We're not going to put a music on dogs.
那糟透了 我來 It sucks. I manage
- 選音樂吧 - 好的 - the music. - OK.
我有一種被人 I have the impression
- 監視著的感覺 - 這是我爸爸 - to be watched. - This is my father.
他請了一個 He did it
- 很著名的畫家畫的 - 好吧 - by a great painter. - Okay.
那雕像呢 And the statue?
也是爸爸 Dad.
是我爸爸 It's dad.
很帥吧 Beautiful, huh?
是的 是的 好大個兒 Yes, yes... It is massive.
是的 Yes.
來吧 Come on.
怎麽有火 Fire.
什麽 What?
- 那兒 - 快去啊 - The ! - Move !
我又不是消防員 I'm not a firefighter.
- 快去滅掉 - 哦 - Turn it off. - Oh
那是香水 It's perfume!
把我爸爸的畫拿走 Pick up my father's painting!
我知道 I know !
好燙 I am hot.
快把我解開 Come detach me right away!
危險 Warning !
吊燈要掉下來了 艾迪 把我解開 The chandelier will fall! Eddy, detach me!
您好 Hello.
這他媽的是在搞啥子 What fucking going on here?
不是你想的那樣 That's not what you think.
你爸爸 Your father
的聲音 has the same voice
和EA體育遊戲裏的一樣 only in the game EA Sport.
其實你本人更帥的 You are better in real life.
更高雅 Elegant...
緊急集合 General alert!
好極了 怎麽來的這麽慢 Its good ! It's been so long.
這感覺真不錯 That I feel good!
從退休之家
趕過來 花了我50分鐘時間呢
我需要了解地形 嗯 比松 What I need is the terrain. Eh, Bichon?
- 是的 - 空地 - Yes. - Field.
請註意 這非常重要 Attention, the time is more than serious.
我們面臨著更嚴峻的問題 We have a severe problem.
比奔馳大盜 比聖誕老人搶匪 It's more the niaks, it's more the Santa Claus,
比日本黑幫 比比利時人更嚴重的問題 it's more the chleus, it's even more the Belgians.
而且更糟糕 It's more serious.
什麽問題 It is...?
黑人 Black people.
不是 No.
我知道 I know.
阿拉伯人 Arabs.
不是 No !
- 羅馬人 - 不是 - Roma. - No !
上帝啊 My God...
意 Ri-ri...
熟肉醬 Rillettes.
完全偏離軌道 To the contravention.
- 不 - 是的 - No. - Yes.
不是鬧著玩的啊 Do not play with me.
不要誇大其詞 Do not exaggerate.
意大利人啊 Ritals!
- 不是說過了嗎 - 啊 我 - It speaks to you? - AH I
確實 那是一夥強盜 Yes ! It's a gang of robbers
一個月內搶了五家珠寶店 who made five jewelry stores in one month.
- 今天早上他們又幹了一票 - 比雄 這個設備 - They started again this morning. - Bichon, the device.
我們有 We have
五天時間 之後 馬賽市將成為 5 days, and after, Marseille will be
世界關註的中心 in the center of the world,
我們這將會展示慕尚出品的 pearl the Mucem exhibition of diamonds
最新珠寶 i tutti Chianti!
這可不是鬧著玩的 It is forbidden to ridicule oneself.
你們要四處巡查 找到所有的 You will start the spinning mills and find eyewitnesses
目擊證人 who heard everything.
你認字嗎 Have you read ?
還有就是 Something else,
我的民調支持率不太好 my polls are not brilliant,
嗯 huh?
我們不能讓 The national police must not
國家警察領先我們一步 我們必須搶在前面 we walk in front of the feet. It's for the Mumu
為了馬賽 fro Marseille.
我說明白了嗎 I made myself understood?
明白 長官 HE CHEF!
這次的 I named
行動代號是 去他媽的 this operation "Vaffanculo".
長官 您會說意大利語嗎 Sir? You speak Italian ?
不會 怎麽了 No why?
- 您最好改一下這個代號 - 是的 - You must change your name. - Yes.
不 我喜歡這名字 No, I liked that...
去他媽的 Vaffanculo...
我再想想 I will find.
等一下 A second.
去他媽的 啊 Vaffanculo... Ah!
想到了 I found.
我給這次行動命名為 I named this operation, the operation...
黑手黨 Mafia!
市長先生 The Mayor,
可是我們沒有設備啊 we do not have the equipment.
嗯 Huh?
人手也不太夠 We are too few.
查爾斯·馬特爾在對戰阿拉伯人的時候 And Charles Martel, in front of all the Arabs,
他也很孤獨 he was alone!
我們還沒那麽糟 We can not do less.
我們有一個很棒的警察 那個超級警察在哪裏 And we have a great cop. Where is the super cop?
- 我在這兒 市長先生 - 昆汀 - I am here, Mr. Mayor. - Quentin!
- 西爾萬 - 米洛 - Sylvain. - Miro?
馬洛特 但是 Marot, but...
請上來 Go up.
啊 是嗎 Ah yes?
馬林將會 Marin will be
帶領著你們 your leader.
他將把他的專業知識 He will put his expertise to work
應用到馬賽市 是吧 哈默 from Marseille, eh Hammer?
是的 但是我知道我只是這裏的過客 Yes, but know that I'm only passing through here,
因為我還會回到特警隊的 because I intend to integrate the RAID.
但如果你想離開這裏 But if you want to get out of here,
就必須完成這個任務 it will have to torch this mission.
啊 是嗎 Ah yes?
是的 Eh yes.
很好 Good,
調一下表 you set your watch.
- 現在幾點了 - 14點12分 - What time ? - 14h12.
12點05分 12h05.
該吃午飯了
走吧
大家晚安 Good evening.
你看你還挺喜歡和我們在一起 You see that you like yourself
工作的 with us!
越快抓住這些意大利人 我就越早回家 The faster you catch the Italians, the sooner I get home.
好吧 我明白了 是的 Yeah, I understand. Ah yes...
你有什麽發現 What do you find?
有一輛我們沒發現的法拉利 A Ferrari by steering that we do not find.
加州法拉利 型號458 Ferrari California, 458...
這種車很難找的 With the Dacia, it's going to be hard!
哦 Oh?
是嗎 You think ?
這兩人是前四部的兩位男主
可以肯定的是 如果是丹尼爾和艾米裏 那就不一樣了 It is certain that with Daniel and Emilien, it would have been different.
他們是誰 Who is that ?
- 丹尼爾和艾米裏 - 我不認識 - Daniel and Emilien. - I do not know.
你不知道丹尼爾和艾米裏嗎 Do not you know Daniel and Emilien?
抱歉不認識 No, sorry.
即使在巴黎 他們也是眾所周知的 Even in Paris, they are known.
呃 奔馳大盜啊 Uh... The Mercedes gang.
知道了嗎 You mm?
90年代末 Robberies,
- 的搶劫案 - 是的 - late 90s? - Yes.
丹尼爾和艾米裏逮捕了他們 Daniel and Emilien arrested them.
就在這 Here!
還有 如果你知道 Same for the... Ah! If you know...
那些日本人 也是 The Japaneses. The same.
還有 And
比利時的教父 the fathers, the Belgians,
丹尼爾和艾米裏 艾米裏 出色的警察 Daniel and Emilien! Emilien, big cop.
就是在這兒 It was there!
- 記憶有點銜接不上了 - 好吧 - I had trouble following. - Well then !
還有丹尼爾 丹尼爾開車特別牛 And Daniel. Daniel, what a pilot!
他的出租車與眾不同 what he wanted from his taxi.
改裝的像個火箭賽車一樣 It was a rocket, a racing car.
我們甚至都看不見他 像陣風一樣 We did not even see him go by. There was a plaque coming out
他的手套箱裏 from [lia to m
有很多按鈕 with buttons.
然後 And there,
出租車能從地面升起 the taxi rose from the ground.
他的車還能自己變形 He was transforming himself.
然後車牌自己就換了 New plate for the... Good.
馬力全開 Go Om !
他就開著那部出租車在這裏 The taxi that it was! When he left, he tore
四處遨遊
總之 Including.
你不明白 You did not understand.
他毀了所有的測速雷達 當他經過的時候 He burned all the radars. They were falling
它們都失靈了 when he passed.
有次他去巴黎
你猜他怎麽去的
乘飛機去的 By the airs.
他們被一架軍用飛機空投了下去 They were parachuted by a military plane
飛行員正是丹尼爾的嶽父 of Daniel's father-in-law.
飄在空中 And in the air,
出租車滑翔著 the taxi was floating.
我發誓大家都這麽說的 I swear ! I was told.
他的車還能伸出 He released
- 飛行翼 - 飛行翼 - wings. - Wings ?
- 飛行翼 - 不可能 - Wings. - No.
我向你發誓 I swear to you
以吉伯特的名義 on Gfi?
聽著 Listen!
對不起 Sorry.
那輛出租車在哪兒 Where is this taxi?
艾米裏已經不是警察了 丹尼爾住在邁阿密 As Emilien is no longer in the police and Daniel lives in Miami,
所以我也不知道 I dunno.
也許可以問問丹尼爾的侄子 Maybe by asking Daniel's grand-nephew.
肯定是老婆家的侄子 It must be his nephew by marriage,
有點奇怪的孩子 he is a little weird.
不過 現在我只對那個出租車感興趣 At the same time, there is only the taxi that interests me.
是啊 我們得找到出租車 Well yeah. We must find this taxi.
有了這個出租車 我一定能抓住那些意大利人佬 And with this taxi, I'm catching the Italians.
意大利佬 蘇格蘭佬 都能抓到 Italians, Scots, everyone.
- 真的嗎 - 是的 - That is true ? - Yes.
我覺得丹尼爾和艾米裏都已經過時了 I think Daniel and Emilien, it is outdated.
就像是星際迷航之類的 巴爾和比爾 奧利弗和湯姆 It's like Starsky and Hutch, Ball and Bill, Olive and Tom,
都過時了 It's over.
因為現在才是最主要的 Because now it's treasure
- 我們有馬洛特 - 聽起來不錯 - and Marot! - It sounds good.
我不會丟下 I would not have left
每個人的 alone.
你已經不是孤軍作戰了 我會幫你的 You're not alone anymore. I'm here for you.
- 你也會幫我 對吧 - 謝謝你在我身邊說這些 - You're here for me, huh? - Thank you for being there for me.
別客氣 You're welcome.
- 要是沒有你肯定會很難的 - 那肯定的 - It would have been hard without you. - It's clear.
現在 我們是二人組了 And now, we are two.
沒錯 - 二人合心 其利斷金 - Yes. - We are stronger.
沒什麽能擊敗我們的 Nothing will happen to us.
沒錯 Nothing at all.
- 我們會怎麽樣 - 戰無不勝 - What will happen to us? - Nothing !
不 沒事的 明天我就能下地走路了 No, but it's nothing, tomorrow I'm up.
我們會去調查 We will investigate.
- 好的 - 艾蘭和西爾萬 - Yes. - Alain and Sylvain,
情同手足 the 2 fingers of the hand.
對 沒錯 Take it, yes.
放松點 Rest.
好疼啊 It hurts.
沒事吧 'It's okay ?
我們知道是誰撞了你 We know who overthrew you.
我們查明了丹尼爾甥孫的身份 We have the identity of Daniel's grand-nephew.
好吧 OK, you have
- 叫什麽 - 艾迪·馬克羅夫 - his name ? - EDDY MAKLOUF.
兩個人同名 A namesake.
- 沒錯 - 住在一個地址嗎 - Yeah. - Do they live at the same address?
那真的是太巧了 That would be pretty amazing.
你們倆傻不傻 You are stupid,
- 這就是一個人 - 我真喜歡你發脾氣的樣 - it's the same person! - I like when you talk badly.
走吧 Go away.
沒事的 It's okay.
1 2 3 ONE TWO THREE !
停下吧 Stop, really.
這門披了鎧甲肯定 She is armored.
- 不 是木頭的 - 老大 - No, it's wood... - Chief,
我去吧 I go !
不 No !
桑桑德琳 Sandfine!
他媽媽的 His mother.
- 警察 - 你們傻嗎 - Police. - You are stupid,
撞門幹嘛 這門是開著的 you could hit, it was open.
好燙 It burns.
刺疼啊 It stings !
老哥 為什麽 Sir, why
那麽做 did that?
他來的那麽兇 He was aggressive.
啊 我好痛 Ouch! It burns me!
刺痛 It stings !
長官 抱歉 Sir, sorry.
拒絕配合調查 超速行使 Refusal to comply, speeding,
我會把你交給重案組的 I pass you the intentional homicide on agent.
我很難受 'I'm not fine.
我也是 Neither do I.
我快崩潰了 I'm close to burnout.
實際上 我女友還甩了我 In addition, my girl threw me.
那正好 那你就能在監獄裏好好休息休息了 That's good, you're going to rest at Les Baumettes.
是的 Yes.
做個交易吧 I have a deal.
你給我找到這個出租車 我就既往不咎 You find me the taxi and I forget everything.
- 還不錯吧 - 是的 但是我做不到啊 - It's not bad, is it ? - Yes... But I can not.
這個出租車 The taxi,
被我們送回去了 we sent it to... at the bled.
- 送回去了 - 我欠了20萬的債 - Back home ? - He had 200000 on the counter,
就把車還給我叔叔了 we sent him to my uncle.
我可以跟你 I can offer you
- 做筆交易媽 - 說說看吧
我們可以組個隊啊 If I find you, we could team up.
就像在絕地戰警裏一樣 你是威爾·史密斯 我是馬丁·勞倫斯 As in Bad Boy, you'll be Will Smith and I, Martin Lawrence.
- 我們不能組隊 - 不能嗎 - We will not team together, no. - No ?
- 不能 - 可惜 - No. - Pity.
本來可以找到那些意大利人的 I could have found these Italians.
什麽 What?
我認識這裏所有人 本來能幫你的 I know everyone here, I could have helped you.
本來還可以找我開優步的朋友幫忙 I could have asked my friends Uber.
但是看起來不太可能了 But apparently, it's not possible.
無意冒犯 Without disrespecting,
你現在團隊也太弱雞了吧 your team there is a little Cotorep?
並不是 沒有啊 So that, not at all.
沒有嗎 Not at all?
他們很有活力 They are dynamic.
好吧 Okay.
什麽都逃不過他們雙眼 And nothing escapes them.
- 他們 - 是啊 - They are... - Ah yes.
你好 長官 Hello chef.
- 梅納德 - 多虧了桑德琳的 - Menard. - Thanks to the photo
照片 of Sandrine,
我才能畫出機器畫像 I was able to draw a robot portrait.
艾迪·馬克羅夫 Eddy Maklouf.
馬賽市最垃圾的 The worst driver Uber
優步司機 from Marseille.
沒錯 Exactly...
你好 Hello.
他逃不過雙眼睛的 It will not escape me.
我們出發 Lets' go !
我沒事 我們走 去抓住他 I'm not bad, we go! We'll catch him.
帶好手槍和雙節棍 Take the guns and nunchakus.
跟我一起來 Join me !
那是什麽 What is that ?
綠色之城馬賽
部長女士 音樂停 Mrs. Minister! Cut.
我遲到了 I am late.
現在照相吧 Now, photo!
我們在笑什麽 我還準備了個演講呢 What are we laughing! I have a speech to make.
如你們所知 As you know,
我們主要的擔憂 our main concern,
就是生態環境 it's ecology!
我將榮幸地為大家帶來除狗粑粑 So I have the pride to present you the absolute weapon
不可或缺的武器 against the dog excrement.
KK
2000
奏樂啊 Play,
傻逼們 stupid!
沒錯 Yes !
這裏不再是狗的廁所 This is no longer the karcher
我們將全面的清理馬賽 we will clean the Marseillaise... Marseille.
純電動車
用KK2000清理車 It's with the KK 2000.
這輛車每日每夜 This vehicle is able to suck
能吸走35000顆 35 000 dog poop per day
狗粑粑 and by night!
所有 All,
都收集起來 is collected
碾碎 壓縮 crushed, compacted,
最後 Finally...
放在這寶貝裏 in this wonder.
抱歉 我們該怎麽倒掉 Excuse me, for the emptying,
是的 you do
- 怎麽倒掉 - 很簡單 - how? - It's simple,
只要這麽一按 we support and pif.
來了 Yes!
快給他們 A Kleenex
拿點兒心相印 for the sinister!
別動 因為 Do not move because...
這個會漏下去 It oozes.
親愛的 是我 My sugar, it's me.
你沒來電話 我已經聯系你好多次了 You do not call me. I have called you many times.
我可是你的小熊熊啊 你怎麽能把我忘記 It's your plump cub, do not hesitate to remember me.
我狠擔心 擔心你 I'm worried about... I'm worried, what.
電話響了 可能是你的 It sounds, maybe it's you.
哈米德 怎麽了 What Hamid?
- 對 我們查到車了 - 號碼 - Yes, we get the car. - The number.
- 裝箱號是哪個 - 668 What is the container number? 668.
我要大笑的奶牛 And I want the Laughing Cow.
就是這個 It's this one.
我怎麽才能把大笑奶牛交給你呀 But how can I add you to the Laughing Cow?
還有蜂巢 And Honey Pops.
好吧 我把蜂巢給你郵過去 真蜂巢 Yes, I sent you the Honey Pops, the real ones!
我還沒收到 I have not received.
你待著吧 我們去工作了 Well, I leave you, we work.
好吧 你想要維塔爾卡 我會送給你的 拜拜 OK, you want a Vitale card, I send it to you, ciao.
真的是醉了 He drank me.
1 2 3 ONE TWO THREE.
傳說中的出租車 The famous taxi.
- 這都是真的嗎 - 是 - Was all that true? - Yes.
你以為這就是傳奇了嗎 其實我叔叔才是傳奇 You take me too much for a mytho. My uncle, it's a legend.
它 'It,
這是什麽踏板 那是剎車 what's the pedal of what? That's the brake...
- 先動動雨刷吧 - 好的 - Put a wiper's blow already. - Yes.
- 那是轉向燈 - 我知道 - It's the turn signals. - I know.
來了 Here.
你真的會開車嗎 Are you sure you can drive it?
怎麽了 What?
你知道我是誰嗎 You know who I am ?
我是艾迪·馬克羅夫 丹尼爾的侄子 一個存世的傳奇 I am Eddy Maklouf, the nephew of Daniel, a living legend.
天生就有開車的血脈 所以沒錯 我能開得飛起來 Piloting is in the genes. So yes, I can fly it.
- 那我們走 - 不 我來說 懂嗎 - Let's go. - No, let's go, OK?
你 我會裝作你剛才什麽都沒說 You... I'll pretend I did not hear anything.
好 我們走吧 OK here we go.
我超愛這個聲音 馬上來更猛的 I love this sound. Hang on, it'll go strong.
你熄火了 You stalled.
不不 我沒有 No !
你確實熄火了 Oh yes !
是由於推動我們產生了前進的離心力 It's the centrifugal force that propels us forward.
你這祖傳的基因是隔輩傳吧 Genes have skipped a generation?
你給我壓力太大了 我很難集中註意力 You stress me, I concentrate badly.
你有駕照嗎 Do you have the permit?
什麽 What?
你的駕駛證 Your permit.
有啊 我是C2的本呢 Yes, I have my automatic license.
- 你的什麽證 - 什麽 - What's your permit? - What?
我有自動擋的駕駛證 I have my automatic license.
- 當然了 - 對 - Oh yes. - Here.
這是手動擋的 我不知道該怎麽操作 It's a manual, I do not know how to drive it.
- 左邊的踏板是幹什麽用的 - 那是離合 - The pedal on the left is used for what? - It's a clutch.
- 對 - 你不知道怎麽開車 - Yes. - You do not know how to drive.
對 Yes.
不 No.
- 市長先生 - 我是吉伯特 - Mr. the mayor? - It's Gibert.
烤餡餅從烤箱裏出來了 The calzone comes out of the oven.
我重復以便 我們觀察到 I repeat, we note.
烤餡餅從烤箱裏出來了 The calzone comes out of the oven.
不好意思 我沒聽懂 I'm sorry, but it's not clear.
意大利人開始進攻了 The ritals are attacking.
拉響警報 天堂街518號 General alert. 518 rue de Paradis,
現在聽清了嗎 it's clear there?
托尼奧 快來吧 Avanti Tonio!
- 聽著 感覺像是陷阱 - 有吉伯特在場 - There, it smells the trap. * - With Giben 'on the spot,
那會是個陷阱嗎 does it smell like a trap?
快 Run!
他說什麽 What?
換下位置 Move.
我跟這輛車還不熟 I do not know her.
讓我再跑個兩三圈 我一定會輕松上手的 Let me do 2 or 3 rounds, I can get used.
我又不是你教練 I am not a monitor.
再過兩三個坎就行 Just 2 or 3 slaloms.
有音樂可以放嗎 Do you have music?
這裏有一張舊CD Yes, there is an old CD.
我們出發吧 Let's go !
全員出警 General alert!
我的天 Oh Ohlala!
傻瓜 The morons
都是些傻瓜 The morons!
為啥要一起出來 All at the same time.
他們得有多蠢 How stupid they are!
我們這是在浪費時間 那兩個 We are wasting time. The two remaining,
你 還有你 you and you,
快點 quick !
- 你不想休息一下嗎 - 不想 - You do not want to rest? - No.
海邊的空氣會對你有好處的 The air of the sea will do you good.
巴黎的空氣才對我有好處 The air of Paris will do me good.
你說得對 You are right.
你準備好了 Oh, you're fine!
去機場 The airport,
- 快 - 好的 - and quick. - Yes.
奇基塔 千北 千北 奇基塔 Tchiki Chikita, Chikita Tchiki
奇基塔有著迷人的外表 Tchikita She has the look that kills, Tchikita
像尼基塔一樣的長發 Long hair like Nikita
如果她不離開我 If she does not leave me
我也不離開她 奇基塔有著迷人的外表 I do not leave her, Tchikita She has the look that kills
千北 像尼基塔一樣的長發 Chikita, long hair like Nikita
抱歉 Sorry...
別打擾我 你沒看見我正陶醉嗎 Leave me alone ! You do not see that you disturb?
我正在狀態為什麽你不讓我唱完這首歌 I was inside Why do not you let me finish it?
我受夠了 I am wary :
在完整的靈感裏面 these reactions
- 這些反應 是很打擊人的 - 抱歉 - in full inspiration, it hurts. - Sorry.
- 很悲傷 - 我沒這麽想 - It's sad. - I did not think.
那你就別想 So, do not think,
不然就是場災難 it would be a disaster.
- 乖乖聽就行了 別作聲 - 好的 - You listen, no comment. - Okay.
即使那樣也太過分了 我們在執行任務 Even that is too much! We are still on a mission.
我再也不想聽見什麽雜音 I do not want to hear anymore
亂飛的蒼蠅或者抱對兒的蜻蜓 我都不想聽見 the flying fly and the dragonfly kissing him. Nothing
集中註意力 Let's stay focused.
去吧 你盯著他 Go ahead, you point him,
把錘子帶回來 你不相信我嗎 you bring back the Hummer. Do not you trust?
你太害怕了 You are scared.
我給你帶來麻煩了嗎 I already put you in trouble?
- 只有一次 - 我要離開整整2個月 - Only once? - I'm going out of 2 months firm.
- 你去出個唱片都夠了 - 對 - You came out with pecs and an album. - Yeah.
除此之外呢 'Apart from that?
除此之外 那個別墅裏 有12只鬥犬 Other than that, the villa, there were 12 pitbulls,
它們把我咬傷了 they snatched me a piece of tail.
那沒事 會好的 It's okay, it pushes.
你相信我嗎 Do you trust?
不 No.
- 你不相信我嗎 - 不 - Do not you trust? - No.
不相信嗎 Do you trust?
對 Yes.
去給我搞定那個四驅車然後把它帶回來 Go point me this 4X4 and bring it back.
上吧 夥計 Go ahead, man.
不是現在 兄弟 不是 Not now brother, not...
一切已就位 Everything in his camp,
獵物出窩了 the sheep will be well parked.
快給我滾出來 老女人 快滾出來 Go the little old woman, go out quickly!
我會射爆你的輪胎 I pete you the tire,
- 我會用煙霧嗆死你 - 他是你的朋友嗎 - I'm going to smoke you. - Is he a friend of yours?
不 這應該是劫車的 No, it would be more of a car-jacking.
好 我要給他點顏色看看 Yes! I'm going to make him dirty.
他再也不會感到膨脹了 He will not inflate them anyway.
搶劫了搶劫了 It's a fucking robbery!
舉起雙手 Hands up!
把珠寶放進去 Put the jewels.
別動 混蛋 Do not move, asshole!
- 沒事吧 - 沒事 - It's okay ? - Yes Yes.
- 有個問題 - 什麽 - A question. - What?
你是哪個小隊來的 這裏的警察 What unit are you from? The keufs are not driving
可不會這樣開車 like that.
不是 It's not
這條路 the road !
我只會 I do not do
緊跟警方的車隊 than follow the police.
這邊就緒了 Its good.
打給他 Tell him.
怎麽 Hello?
我們到了 We arrive.
我們準備好了 We are ready.
一旦他們帶著贓物品出去 我就卡住他們 As soon as they go out with the booty, I stuck them
然後就這樣 大功告成 and there it is, finished!
就勝利了 La Traviata.
快 把錢給我 Hurry, give me the money.
有動靜了 It's wriggling.
黑手黨 Mafia!
在這兒呢 Well, here it is!
我還不知道法國的出租車
能跑這麽快
看著都疼 It hurts !
- 想玩玩嘛 - 那就來吧
如果你再開快點 I am dead
我就要死了 if you break it.
那裏都撞壞多少輛車了 How many are there?
這條路限速50公裏 It's limited to 50.
別慌 Stay calm,
沒事的 it will be fine.
我很冷靜 I'm calm.
冷靜 Calm !
不是吧 這些車都是從哪裏來的 Yes! Where do all these cars come from?
走快車道 On the fast axes,
我們還占下風 we are beaten.
那就左轉 Then take a left.
- 什麽時候 - 現在 - When? - The !
我們贏了
右轉 To the right.
這樣我們會 We'll kill
傷到行人的 somebody.
別擔心 Do not worry,
都在我的掌控之中 I manage.
- 別碰我 - 抱歉 - Leave me alone ! - Sorry.
艾迪 Eddy?
我來處理 I handle that.
艾迪要來了 大家快回家 Eddy is coming, come home!
這是馬賽最古老的街區 This is the oldest district of Marseille.
看來他並不在意 Well, he does not care.
我的天 My God.
這場面怎麽收拾 What ugliness.
艾迪 Eddy
在舊港口邊有一輛黃色的法拉利 a yellow Ferrari on the Old Port,
- 你有興趣嗎 - 謝謝你 - Are you interested ? - Thank you.
那輛車 It is
- 在舊港口 - 怎麽走 - on the Old Port. - Or ?
從那裏 通過幾條小路 There, by the small roads.
我們快沒時間了 We do not have time anymore.
你在做什麽 What are you doing ?
抄近道 It's a shortcut.
從那裏嗎 Over there ?
抓穩了 Hang in there.
好耶 'Ole!
- 這可不好 - 還沒完呢 - It's not good. - It's not over.
又追上了
哦 停下 Oh, stop!
要撞車了 We will type.
拜拜 Ciao, ciao!
哦 沒事兒了 Oh no, that's okay.
本來跟著他們的 We kept them.
我們要炸鍋了 We're going to be badgers.
你總是小題大做 明天大家就把這事忘了 You dramatize everything. Tomorrow, everyone will have forgotten.
明天忘不掉的意外
好吧 好吧 Yes, yes.
- 嗯 我在上面 - 嗯 - Yes, I was there. - Yes.
每次都會有點事 Every time, there is something.
部長在普拉多出事故了 The minister, an accident on the Prado,
連環車禍 他們在警察內部 a pileup. They have a mole
有內奸嗎 in the national police?
我們怎麽辦 What do we do ?
重新整理出租車 決不能再受這種屈辱 Reboost the taxi. Never again such humiliation.
我知道全馬賽最好的修車店 I know the best garage in all of Marseille.
是嗎 Ah yes?
要有信心 Have confidence.
走吧 Let's go.
米歇爾 快熱身 你要上場了 Michel, warm up, you will enter the field.
這裏嗎 It's here ?
- 真的 - 這是家裏的店 - Serious? - It's the family.
你妹妹嗎 Your sister ?
對的 Yeah.
- 你是被領養的嗎 - 不是 怎麽了 - Have you been adopted or what? - No, why?
像這樣 Like this.
你好 Hello.
你要是開出去 叔叔會幹死你的 If it's you who drove it, uncle will fuck you.
- 她認識這輛車 - 她是有點為所欲為 - She thinks about the car! - She does what she wants.
嘿 還是先看看吧 Hey, but... Go ahead...
你可以 You could
幫我把車重新修理一下嗎 the rebooster and me, I could
回頭也許能請你喝一杯 invite you to take a pot.
也許在巴黎是這樣 但你現在是在馬賽 Maybe it works in Paris, but here you are in Marseille.
在這裏要請人喝酒 Will have to be more original to go
光這樣可不夠 have a drink.
我會看看的 明天就會好很多 I'll take care of it, it'll be better tomorrow.
還有 And...
- 那個 你喜歡海豚嗎 - 嗯 - Otherwise, do you like dolphins? - Yeah.
我也是 Me too...
這些都是球員 It's the players who play.
他們都是按照教練說的 They play as their request to play
踢的 the coach !
要是我的員工不聽我的 If my employee does not do what I want,
我早瘋了 I'm crazy outside.
她不接我電話 我不知道該發什麽表情 She answers me more. I do not know what smiley to send him.
微笑行嗎 Either smiley
這都沒關系 你知不知道 "It does not matter", you know?
還是發個這樣的壞笑 The one who is like that. Or the raging smiley.
那個歪嘴巴的 The one with the mouth.
你甩了我 "You left me".
我還猶豫 真可惜沒有什麽表情 I hesitate. Too bad there is not a smiley
能像阿爾及利亞人那樣 Algerian, something like that.
你要有個妹子 And you would have the same
也會這樣的 你覺得呢 for girls in blow drying. What do you think?
你問我嗎 You ask me ?
對 Yes.
你已經說了兩個小時了 It's been 2 hours that you talk about your gadgi.
我都要瘋了 雷內 I'm going crazy. Rene!
- 怎麽了 - 給我點冰塊 - Yeah? - Give me some ice cubes.
給我2分鐘 馬上就來 2 minutes, I arrive.
西爾萬 這是小巴 Sylvain, here is Baba,
我最好的朋友 my best friend.
- 終於 - 你是認真的嗎 - Finally, I thought. - Are you serious ?
嗯 Yes.
我就把接力棒交給你了 我聽不下去了 祝你好運 I give you the relay, I can not anymore. Good luck.
媽媽咪呀 On my mother.
嗨 小巴 謝謝 Hi Baba, thanks.
- 謝謝 兄弟 - 你把你朋友都累壞了 - Thank you, brother. - You're exhausting all your friends.
這裏是優步司機酒吧嗎 This is the Uber HQ?
怎麽了 What?
我的女友 前女友 It's my girl. My ex-girl.
我要見她 I had to see her,
但她不肯見我 but she has an evening.
她太美了 我配不上 She is too beautiful for me.
換做平時 我喜歡的女孩肯定高興的要瘋 Usually, the girls I'm interested in are nuts.
- 看著像是你妹妹經常來 - 就那一次 - Seen like that. Your sister comes often... - And there, for once
一個漂亮的 聰明的女孩 對我感興趣 我該怎麽辦 that a pretty, intelligent girl is interested in me, what do I do?
- 我在家打遊戲 - 那太傻了 - I'm at home talking about games. - That's stupid.
- 你妹妹 - 那很傻嗎 - Your sister... - That's stupid?
- 你就這麽給我鼓勁嗎 - 這是種表達方式 - Do you have that to cheer me up? - It's an expression.
你妹妹會來嗎 Your sister is coming...
那些意大利人呢 And for the Italians?
他們肯定滲透進政府了 Must infiltrate the environment.
你有線索嗎 Do you have tracks?
我唯一認識的意大利人是拉希德 The only Italian I know is Rachid.
他是同父還是同母來著 But he's from father and mother...
- 他是意大利人嗎 - 他父母可能在這 - He is from Italy? - It is of parents in galley,
但他不是意大利人 but he is not Italian, he is...
- 好吧 - 但這是意大利人 - Okay. - But here is an Italian.
他是這裏的 There he is from here.
- 我不知道你有沒有 - 好吧 - I do not know if you... - Yes it's...
- 拉希德不是意大利人 - 不是 - Rachid, it's not Italian. - No.
他在意大利有朋友 He has a jersey from Italy,
皮耶羅的 但是 from Del Piero, but...
意大利 1 2 3
意大利萬歲 123
拉希德 Rachid!
- 小姐 - 拉希德 - Senorita. - Rachid.
很屌吧 It's a bomb.
我跟你說了多少次別叫我拉希德 "How many times have I told you not to call me Rachid?
你在桌上看到什麽 蒸粗麥粉 還是塔吉鍋 What do you see on the tables? Couscous, tajine?
不 是披薩 No, it's pizza!
我叫裏卡多 媽的 My name is Ricardo, shit!
- 這是誰 - 啊 - Who is it? - Huh?
- 這是誰 - 拉 裏卡多 我朋友西爾萬 - Who is it? - Ra... Ricardo, my friend Sylvain
是警察 of the police.
她真的到法定年齡了 不關我的事 For everyone she was major, it's not just me.
- 當然當然 - 她都40了 - No no not at all. - She's 40 years old.
不是這樣的 噓 Not at all, hush.
- 不 不 - 好吧 我明白 我明白 - No no. - OK, I understood, I understood.
我明白了 I understood.
- 我知道你們為什麽來這了 - 不是 - I know why you are here. - No.
我知道了 我知道 Yes, I know, I know.
好吧 OK...
跟我來 Come with me.
不是 No !
不是這樣的 It's not at all that.
下註吧 要開了 Place your bets. Burst the bank.
有意思 Interesting.
我們不是為這來的 We did not come for that.
14 不是吧 14. Unbelievable.
- 為什麽 - 不是為那個 - Why ? - Not for that.
媽的 Oh fuck...
這兒呢 Here.
不用說 Useless to say
這是我的收藏 What is my collection?
瘋了 這裏他喵的是戰後伊拉克吧 Crazy stuff, it's lrak here.
告訴我你對意大利人了解多少 Tell me what you know about the Italians.
你說什麽意大利人 What Italians are you talking about?
艾迪 把那放下 Eddy, put that down, mess!
抱歉 OK sorry.
竊賊 Stealers,
- 你見過他們嗎 - 亂說話會遭報應的 - did you see them? - It'll fall back on me,
所以我誰都沒見過 so I saw nobody.
我能開幾槍嗎 Can I shoot with?
不行 別碰 Do not touch !
- 那我不動了 - 好 - It's not true ! - OK !
好吧 Okay.
如果我邀請警察過來呢 What if I invited the cops here?
- 你見過他們嗎 - 他們來吃過 - Have you seen them? - They came to eat.
意面 Pasta.
不 沒有意大利人會來 No, no Italian comes to eat
你的餐館吃飯 你賣了武器給他們 有還是沒有 in your restaurant. You sold them weapons? Yes or no ?
有 不 一點點 Yes. No. A little.
哪一種的 Which ones?
小型的武器 非進攻性的武器 Small... Steps... Inoffensive weapons...
真的非常非常無害 Really very very harmless.
不 看這裏 看這裏 Oh no, here, there, there.
- 出什麽事了 - 後面有什麽 - What is happening ? - What's behind?
- 哪啊 - 墻後面 - Where ? - Behind the wall.
哇嗚 Wow!
你看到了嗎 這是鄰居 就在我家後面 我都沒見過 Did you see that ? The neighbor, behind my house, I had not seen.
這是我餐館用的 It's for my restaurant.
- 好吧 - 沒錯 - Okay. - Yes !
我們需要草藥 就像是香料 We need herbs, so it's like aromatic herbs.
迷叠香 百裏香 挨門塔爾 Rosemary, thyme and emmental.
還有一點 And a little...?
大麻 Weed.
等等 Hold on !
做沙拉用的 I make salads!
- 他們從這拿武器走了嗎 - 不 我送去給他們的 - The ritals are gone with the weapons? - I delivered them.
- 哪啊 - 世界的盡頭 - where? - At the end of the world.
- 沃夫納格的一個賽道 - 我們追的不是搶劫犯 - A circuit in Vauvenargues. - We hold them. It's not the robbers,
是個駕駛員 it's pilots.
那又怎樣 So what ?
我認識司機 I know the drivers.
能讓他把花放下嗎 He can leave my grass of Provence?
- 這是大家的財產 - 這是我的 - She's up to everyone. - It's mine.
- 不 - 放下 - No. - Put it down.
- 你放錯地方了 - 給我放下 - You're badly placed. - Put my basilisk.
轉彎的時候快點 Take a closer look at the fi!
你太慢了
我不舒服 I feel bad,
西爾萬 Sylvain.
打電話給你妹 Call your sister.
- 現在嗎 - 對 - Now ? - Yes !
羅科 Rocco.
這他媽是誰
- 我們現在怎麽辦 - 閉嘴
餵 Hello?
那個啥 出租 That's the taxi guy.
- 你給我弄好了嗎 - 沒有 抱歉 - Are you giving me ? - No sorry.
她掛了 She hung up ?
- 是她的風格 - 打過去 - It's all her. - Recall it.
- 什麽 - 再打過去 - What? - Recall it.
嗯 Yeah?
我是西爾萬 It's Sylvain
市政警察 the municipal police.
我在一個賽道上 我必須給兩個意大利人一點教訓 I am on a circuit. I have to teach a lesson to two Italian girls.
好吧 你可以進入設置 OK. You go in set-up,
換成競賽模式 put yourself in race mode.
不 你不能用競賽模式 No, you're not going to race or set-up.
沒事兒的 Everything is fine.
胎壓調到1.3帕 Increases to 1.3 bars
把剎車分配調整為前輪占比65後輪占比35 and adjusts the braking distribution 65 at the front, 35 at the rear
然後踩下油門 and press the pedal.
好了 That's good.
好點了 It's better.
- 我們是個優秀的團隊 - 並不是 - We make a nice team. - No.
我會再打給你的 I'll call you back.
可別太得意了 Do not feel obligated.
她真難勾搭 She is hard.
準備好了嗎 Are you ready ?
走 Go!
開慢點 Stop Please !
不 No !
爽呆了 Its good !
耶 Yeah!
意大利人這麽菜的嘛 It's fragile Italian,
這樣的速度 but to roll like that,
可誰也嬴不了 you will not break them!
這裏禁止飆車 你想要幹什麽 It's forbidden here. What do you want ?
之前被人耍了 我很不爽 The stroke of the tram, it pissed me off.
我想 I wanted
訓練一下 但不知道你們在跑了 to train, without knowing that you were running.
這紅車真漂亮 the red is pretty,
是不是菲亞特500的引擎 but she has the engine of a Fiat 500?
那是我老婆的 That's his wife's.
- 對啊 - 卷毛 你要換個力氣更大的東西 - Ah yes. - Hair, you need something powerful.
羅科 Rocco.
你小子很狂 You are arrogant.
但是個好車手 But you are a good pilot.
我明天晚上要跑幾圈 I'm having an evening tomorrow.
如果想賺錢就過來 我會給你介紹幾個人 If you want to make money, come on. I will introduce you to people.
好的 如果我有空的話 Yes, if I go through there.
出租司機 Taxi drivers,
都是好賽車手 they are good race drivers.
客人都催的很緊的 他們總去購物 In relation to the clientele, they go shopping.
他不能來 He does not come.
好了 There you go.
為什麽是他不能來 為什麽 Why him, he's not coming? Why?
他要來 He is coming!
你一直在工作嗎 You're beating all the time.
你不用工作嗎 You never.
在這兒是這樣 It happens to me. Here,
- 給你的花 - 給我幹什麽 - flowers. - What do I do?
放在花瓶裏 Put them in a vase.
謝謝 Thank you.
這還挺好看的 Usually, it's nice.
我還準備了個驚喜但是 I had a surprise but...
看起來你不方便 抱歉打擾了 I feel that I do not like you. Sorry for inconvenience.
我可沒這麽說 I did not say that.
解釋一下 我是個好車手 但你不是模特 Explain to me, I am a good pilot but you, you are not a model of series.
你肯定是未打磨的那種 我也沒有工程單 You must be a prototype, I do not have the technical sheet...
還有一束光照在我的心 There are lights that come on,
但我不知道是什麽 but I do not know what it is.
如果我什麽都沒看到 肯定是搞錯了 If I see nothing, maybe there is more windshield washer...
我明白了 你說完了嗎 I understood. You've finished ?
完了 Yes.
我去準備一下 I'm going to get ready.
策略成功了 This technique works
- 對吧 - 別太得意 - so ? - Not get excited !
海洋公園
小心 Warning.
來吧 There you go !
你確定嗎 我不太喜歡驚喜 Are you sure of yourself ? I do not like surprises.
這個 This one,
你永遠不會忘記 you will never forget it.
- 好了嗎 - 好了 - It's okay ? - Well yeah.
你這是要幹什麽 What's your delusion?
你跟海豚遊過泳嗎 Have you ever swam with dolphins?
混蛋 Whore !
- 沒事吧 - 這是什麽 - It's okay ? - What's this ?
這是什麽啊 What's this ?
警告 此處危險 禁止翻越
海豚不在這邊 我們走吧 It's not here, the dolphins. We will go
在另外一邊 那裏 in the other basin, there.
我不去了 Not with me.
只是水而已 It's just water!
你是怕魚嗎 Are you afraid of a fish?
我不是在開玩笑 冷靜 I'm not kidding, stay calm!
來啊 Here!
我調查過了 I did my investigation,
奧利維亞6號的莊園 and the villa of 6 rue des Oliviers
屬於伯納索利先生 我不知道 belongs to Mrs. Bonassoli. I dunno
- 她知不知道什麽意思 - 繼續 - if she knows it means... - Go on.
嗯 莊園被安東尼奧·迪·拜斯租下了 Yes. The villa was rented by Antonio di Biase,
或是托尼·道格 or Toni Dog,
優秀的意大利車手 great Italian driver of the 2000s.
只是他跟那幫不勒斯的黑幫 Except that he got closer to the mafia
走得很近 Neapolitan.
另一個 The other.
是羅科 It's Rocco
長脖子斯蒂芬·西格爾 不 他是在逃犯 Long neck, Steven Seagal? No ! Rather NLP,
知道了嗎 you see ?
犯有暴力侵犯和搶劫罪 Known for aggravated violence and robbery.
這裏 Here.
怎麽了 Yes?
這是你畫的嗎 真好看 Are you the drawings? They are beautiful.
謝謝 因為有照片只要臨摹就好了 Thank you. As I had the photos, I made a layer
這樣更好看 so, it's prettier...
很好 梅納德 Bravo Menard.
更 More...
我們要參加這個派對 Have to go to this party.
有人想去嗎 Volunteers ?
有嗎 So who?
好吧 你可以來 不過要在 Okay, you will come and you will wait
角落等著 in a corner.
米歇爾 Michel
- 我需要你 - 好吧 - I need you. - OK,
你不是他的搭檔 not his teammate.
你不能這麽說 You do not have the right.
我不能去 還要打籃球 I can not, I have basketball.
什麽 Sorry ?
打籃球 區比賽 Basketball, with the parish.
你呢 And you ?
我還有很多畫要畫 I have lots of drawings going on
而且我的手指都受傷了 and I have my hand contours project.
我還要畫 And I Sandrine
桑德琳 To draw,
還要吃 像他們說的 to eat, as they say.
得要不少時間 Will need several leaves.
額 拉比 你給我們找個 Uh... Larbi, you find us
- 耳機 - 好的 - auricles. - Yes.
散會 Go!
中招了吧 I had you well.
今日最佳笑話 The joke of the day!
你這混蛋 You look con.
我卡住了 We are stuck!
幹的漂亮 Good.
好黏啊 It really sticks!
梅納德 你這個混蛋 Menard, you're pissing!
聽得到嗎 You hear me ?
我是矮子 不是個聾子 I'm dwarf, not deaf.
- 我說的是耳機 - 到 - In the atrium. - Yes.
- 晚上好 - 晚上好 - Good evening. - Good evening.
- 要飲料不 - 不 謝謝 - A sofa ? - No thanks.
一杯都不要嗎 Not even leather?
- 你怎麽過來了 - 我警告過你 - You're here ? - I warned you.
那是什麽 What is that ?
我現在是服務生 I'm in Donnie Brasco.
我們必須滲透進去 餵 We must infiltrate. Hello?
餵 Oh!
- 餵 老大 - 對 我們要滲透進去 - Oh, champion! - Yes, have to infiltrate.
你還在聽我說嗎 執行任務的時候 Are you with me? Guy George, stay focused
- 專心點兒 - 好 不好意思 - on the mission. - Yes excuse me.
任務是 The mission :
- 我們去找線索 - 你說得對 - we come back and get some clues. - You're right.
- 好吧 - 我們分兩隊 你 我 還有 - Here. - We make 2 teams of 2: you, me and...
他去哪了 Where is he ?
- 好吧 我們分兩隊 - 不是 - Well, we'll do 2 teams of 1. - No.
還兩隊 不就是單幹嗎 2 teams? 2 teams all alone, what.
你害怕了嗎 'You are scared ?
我不怕 但他們看上去很厲害 I'm not scared, but the ritals look sturdy.
你叔叔難道也是這樣嗎 Your uncle would have reacted like that?
啊 對啊 紮鐵了吧 Ah, yes, there, it stings where it hurts, huh?
- 沒錯 - 聽我說 - That is true. - Listen.
要是我找不回來線索 我媽就沒小雞雞 My mother, chuckle her if I do not bring any clues.
- 我喜歡這勁頭 - 我也是 - I like this energy. - Me too.
好啊 That's good.
走 Go!
- 能聽到我說話嗎 - 我到位了 - Do you receive me? - I'm at my post.
我叫米歇爾 My name is Michel.
辛西婭 Cynthia.
- 很高興認識你 辛西婭 - 我也是 - Nice to meet you, Cynthia. - Enchanted.
你知道塔赫納嗎 可美了 Do you know Cartagena? That's wonderful.
像你一樣 Like you.
我的天啊
你在這兒啊 快點 我們走 You're here ? Come on, let's go.
- 你走開 - 怎麽 - Leave me. - How?
別管我 Leave me.
額 對不起 Uh, sorry,
- 但我們不是來找樂子的 - 我說了 - but we are not here to have fun. - I told you
離我遠點兒 to leave me!
我們可以好好聊天的 我鐵被紮了 We can talk to each other normally. I'm not fine !
不好意思 剛說到哪兒了 Excuse me. Where was I? Portable
- 沙灘 寶貝兒 - 餵 你在哪兒 - The beach, children... - Hello? Where are you ?
我在辦公室找到了些圖片
有人來了 我先掛了
你是藏在垃圾桶裏 You hid in the trash
混進來的嗎 to enter ?
我 不是 我在做任務 Me ? No, I'm doing something,
- 但是這是秘密 - 你還是不會撒謊 - but it's secret. - Still your shisha without lactose,
- 就這樣嗎 - 是啊 這可不是無麩食品推銷 - that's it ? - Already, it's gluten-free chichas.
而是有野心的男人的事業 And it's an ambitious guy thing,
小姐 Mrs.
等等 Hold on.
別告訴別人 好嗎 You do not repeat, OK?
我在臥底 I'm undercover.
我為警察工作 I work for the police.
好厲害的 A sick thing.
我認識個人 I met a guy,
- 我們就搭檔了 - 真是 - we do a team. - The funniest,
搞笑 我還以為你變了 for a moment, I thought you had changed.
怎麽回事兒 What's this ?
- 現在怎麽辦 - 那是我女票 - What now ? - There's my girl.
她跟別的男人在一起 而且 他們很帥 She's with guys. In addition, they are beautiful.
什麽圖片 快點
你看看
就是這個
他們可能就是要偷這個
- 應該就是這個 - 對 應該就是
這就是他們的目標
對 這就是他們的目標
有人來了好像
噓 Hush.
我不認識你
你也不認識我
不行 I can not.
- 擡屁股 - 太高了 - The ass. - Too high.
讓開 你太胖了 Move, you're too fat.
那兒會被發現的
要不呢 Or ?
動動腦子啊
小心點
晚上好 Good evening.
進度怎麽樣了 Where are we now?
都到位了 It is in place.
準備好了 It's ready.
你一直 You have been
很有效率 very effective.
這可是全世界 There, it is the biggest
最大的鉆石 diamond of the world.
不能犯任何錯誤 No right to the error.
你可以相信我們 You can trust us.
到達時間呢 Arriving time ?
上午11點 直升機過來 For 11am, by helicopter,
當天從日內瓦來 from Geneva, the same day.
我們會處理警察那邊 We take care of the police.
完美 It's perfect.
怎麽付款呢 And the payment?
別擔心 交貨後24小時之內就會辦妥的 Do not worry, it will be done within 24 hours after the operation.
嗯 好 很高興 Ah! Here ! It's a pleasure to work
跟你合作 合作愉快 with you. That's when you want.
好 Yeah.
這倆傻逼
- 怎麽處理他們 - 幹掉
很好
哎呀 哎呀 Yes Yes...
噢 Ouch.
- 起來 - 你好 沒事吧 - Get up. - Hello. It's okay ?
- 你在這幹什麽 - 我在跟我朋友 - What are you doing here ? - I'm doing a hide and seek
玩躲貓貓 西爾萬 with my friend... Sylvain!
我們迷路了 We lost !
你們找到了我們 恭喜 這兒呢 You found us, congratulations! Oh there ! Well...
混蛋 Whore.
卡洛 Carlo.
下來吧 Come down.
我們迷路了 能不能好好說 We lost, there. Maybe they are nice?
我自己來 自己來 It's good, it's good.
好了 It's okay!
再見 司機 Ciao, pilot.
你要介紹人給我 我來了 Did you want to introduce people to me? I'm here.
天啊 Oh dear !
天啊擼 Oh me too.
羅科 你讓他給我開口 Rocco, you make him talk.
這個殺掉吧 He, you kill him.
什麽意思 What do you mean ?
殺掉嗎 You kill him?
我們可以換一下嗎 We can reverse.
長官 Sir?
和我在一起時 When you're with me
你是什麽感覺 What do you feel?
你能告訴我嗎 Will you tell me
即使我不告訴你 Even I won 't tell you
祝你玩得開心
看得出來那是 I can tell that it was love
一見鐘情 At first sight
如果我愛你 If l love you
那麽 So ?
你就別裝了 你們在找什麽 You do not behave anymore. What are you looking for ?
我什麽都不會說的 I will not say anything.
我不是警官 知道嗎 I'm not a police officer, yes.
是他在找線索 因為他知道你們要偷 He was looking for clues because he knows you're going to steal...
閉嘴 Shut up.
我在跟他說話呢 他找到了 I speak with the gentleman. He found
鉆石的線索 the clues on the diamond.
- 閉嘴 - 停 他好像有點疼 - Shut up. .. - Stopped. He is painful.
- 太好了 - 沒問題 應該的 - Bravo. - No problem, it's normal.
- 做得好 - 謝謝 - Good game. - Thank you.
我能走了嗎 I can go ?
你覺得可能嗎
不讓走嗎
就這樣嗎 That's it ?
每天都是你 To you everyday
米歇爾 如果你能聽到 Michel, if you hear me
我們在一樓 走廊旁邊第三扇門 we are on the 1st, 3rd door of the corridor,
有個蠢貨想殺我們 快來 a moron wants to kill us.
好 Good.
不 OH NO !
我去去就來 I'll be back.
我會 For you,
好好招待你的 I have what it takes.
謝謝 Thank you.
好啊 It's nice.
至於你 And for you,
既然你這麽聰明 我準備了個小禮物 since you are clever, I have a small gift.
- 他還不錯啊 - 聽著 - he is nice. - Listen,
我們跳窗出去 we'll jump out the window.
我們會摔死自己的 We're going to fuck our breeds.
你是真的傻還是故意裝的 Are you completely stupid or are you doing it on purpose?
不 No !
好吧你是真傻 如果呆在這 我們就死定了 You're completely stupid. If we stay there, we're dead.
數到三我們就跳窗 你跳不跳 At 3, we jump out the window. Are you with me?
- 準備好沒有 - 好了 - Are you ready? - Yes !
數到三 At three.
深呼吸 Breathe.
來吧 1 2 Come on, one, two...
3 Three!
不 Oh no!
我的沒有碎啊 Mine does not break.
- 我下不去了 - 做個蠢貨還是挺好的 - I can not come. - It's fascinating to be so stupid.
- 從我那個窗戶下來 - 你不明白 - Go through mine! - You did not understand.
我要是明白 If I understood.
- 但是 艾迪 - 弄不碎啊 - But... Eddy! - She does not break.
從我那個窗戶下來 Go through mine.
快 Come !
他來了 He is coming !
你來啦 他走了 There you go. He left there.
- 媽的 - 窗戶破了 - Shit ! - It broke it.
之前你說 In any case,
會好好招待 是有大魚大肉嗎 it's a nice reception. The meat is halal?
你死定了
我知道 I understand,
都是他幹的 又不是我想的 he degraded material... I did not want to...
沒必要這樣 啊 It's not worth it. Ah!
哎呀呀 AIE Aie Aie !
這次又是誰 Who's that yet?
怎麽樣 So ?
該謝謝誰啊 Thanks WHO ?
謝謝你 米歇爾 Thank you, Michel.
走 Here.
市政警察
這是仙後座鉆石 Here is the Cassiopeia,
意大利人的新目標 the new target of our Italians.
我們必須做好一切準備 We must be ready for anything.
好大啊 It's too big.
我們不行的 We will not be up to it.
你需要真的警察 You need real cops.
他們中有內奸 There are ripoux at home.
- 我們不能跟那些混蛋透漏任何消息 - 聽著 - We say nothing to these bastards. - Listen,
我到這兒的時候 還不知道有什麽在等著我 when I arrived, I did not know what was waiting for me.
我覺得你們都討厭我 I felt that you hated me,
我也討厭你們 so I hated you.
如果我都能改變 If I changed
你們也可以 and you too,
每個人 is that everyone
都可以 can happen
改變 to change !
這不是洛基4的臺詞嗎 It's not in Rocky 4 ?
你給我閉嘴 Yes, shut up.
哦 Oh!
雷吉斯 Regis!
- 不不 - 別盯著他看 - No no ! - Do not look at him.
把武器收起來 Put the weapon back...
就像那樣 Like that.
都是因為他太高興了 It's because he's happy.
冷靜點 Calms you.
好的 我們出發吧 Here. Well, here we go.
準備好了嗎 Ready?
準備好了 HE CHEF!
松鼠正在接近 Squirrel approaching.
保護這片區域 所有人各司其職 Secure the area, each one his post.
好的 OK.
壞警察到了 The ripoux are there.
- 這樣不好 我們是同事 所以 - 是的 - Warning. We are colleagues, so... - Yes.
- 不能這樣 - 不嗎 - Can not. - No.
這太不專業了 It's not professional.
你的朋友們 靠譜嗎 Your friends, is it good?
一般般吧 Normally.
你開始發熱了 You're feverish.
我才沒有 I'm not feverish.
- 我沒有發熱 - 梅納德 - I am not feverish. - Menard,
能聽到我嗎 you receive me ?
收到了 TC 結束 Affirmative, Tango, Charlie, finished.
- 我愛你 - 這很正常 - I love you. - It's normal.
米歇爾 Michel?
- 米歇爾 - 我到位了 - Michel? - I'm in place.
長官 你好 Mr. Prefect, hello.
是我組織的這次行動 It was I who organized the operation.
我動用了最好的隊伍 I mobilized the finest teams.
珠寶用直升機從日內瓦被運過來 會降落在那兒 The jewel arrives from Geneva by helicopter. He will land there.
那個圓圈裏 There is a round.
一切都被被布置的像音樂會一樣周密 Everything is set like in a music basket, quiet.
松鼠即將抵達 Squirrel with Mucem.
它在那兒 Here it is.
- 看到直升機了 - 我覺得 我會和她滾床單的 - Helicopter in sight. - I'm going to fuck her, I think.
沒想到啊 Unexpected.
那是什麽 What is that ?
無人機的正確拼法是Drone
那看起來像一個汙人機 是個汙無人機 It looks like a "brone". It's a "brone".
汙人機嗎 A brone?
我說的就是這個啊 汙人機 That's what I say, a brone.
問題是 Problem is.
這他喵是哪兒來的 where does he come from?
別走啊 Stay here.
你打擾到我了 You disturb.
- 什麽 - 早上好 市長先生 - What? - Good morning, Mr. Mayor.
你有一分鐘的時間 You have a minute
來命令你的駕駛員跟著我們的無人機飛走 to order the pilot to follow our drone.
什麽 Ah! What?
我會 I'm messing
當眾出醜的 in front of the joke.
如果你覺得 If you believe
可以威脅我 那你就 impress me, you put your finger
大錯特錯了 in the knee.
他是傻逼嗎
應該是吧
好吧 OK.
那就來點兒刺激的吧 It's going to be crazy.
真是胡鬧 The mytho.
這不是胡鬧 It's not mytho.
今天早在弗雷尤斯的珠寶就被偷走了 It was stolen this morning at Frejus.
讓他們看看我們是不是在開玩笑
卡洛
你知道該怎麽做 You know it
- 各個分隊 - 放松 - To all units... - Relax.
天啊 oh my god.
那是怎麽回事 What's this ?
太好了 Bravo.
聯系上飛行員了嗎
飛行員先生 Mr. Pilot,
請跟著你旁邊的無人機飛走 follow the drone where you are
好的 OK.
不 發生什麽了 No ! What's happening ?
直升機飛走了 我們該做什麽 The helicopter goes off. What do we do ?
我們上吧 We improvise.
不 No.
我不同意 Disagree.
- 他要開去哪兒 - 阻止它 - He where goes this one? - Stop it!
米歇爾 該你了 Michel, yours.
好的 OK.
走你 Let's go.
牛逼 Shit.
餵 小巴 Hello Baba?
計劃有變 Change:
清空大街 clear the road.
我們在追 We follow
一架直升飛機 a helicopter.
好的 我來處理 OK, I manage.
好的 多謝 OK, thanks.
夥計們 你們去堵住主路出口 Guys, you're blocking boulevard access,
給出租車騰出暢通無阻的路 the taxi must have free field.
停下 就等兩分鐘 Stop, 2 minutes.
搞定了 Its good.
- 餵 - 發生什麽了 - Yeah? - What is happening?
直升機後面有個出租車跟屁蟲 The helicopter has the taxi to the buttocks.
出租車嗎 我來解決 The taxi ? I'm taking care of it.
他們死定了
卡林 他們吵得我耳朵疼 Karim, they hurt my head.
不怪我 是他要這樣的 It's not me, it's him.
- 它開的好快啊 - 你們在這兒啊 - It goes quickly. - There you are !
我們走 Let's go.
放開我 Let go of me.
你這個侏儒是從哪兒冒出來的 Where does this dwarf come from?
你在幹什麽 What are you doing ?
你會飛到天上去的 You'll go up in the air,
草泥馬的 fuck your mother!
他們更快一點 They are faster.
走著瞧 We'll see.
他們在那兒 They are there.
別擔心 沒事的 Do not worry, it's okay.
但他在幹什麽 But what does he do?
停下 Stopped !
讓他媽這些法國人見佛祖去吧 In fact, please send it to Fmm?fisa
那個傻逼侏儒呢 看著點 Where is this dwarf con? Watch!
- 吃我一雨刷 - 把他弄下去了 - Take this. - Get him out of there.
看啊 他被甩出去了 Here! He's broken the playmobil!
上高速你可不就是我的對手了
- 他們非常厲害 - 我知道 - They are powerful. - I know.
加速了 Accelerated.
再快點
閉嘴 讓我專心點
你是吃幹飯的嗎
給我閉嘴
時速多少了 How much are you?
別看 沒事的 Do not look. It's okay.
我們可能會死 We can die.
我知道 I know
你們要上這邊 that you are here!
超過他
幹他
你不是警察 You're not a cop,
警察不會這麽開車的 a cop does not roll like that.
快點 Come on !
那有一輛卡車 There's a truck there.
西爾萬 我們別過去 Sylvain, we do not go.
走你 It goes.
我們差點被一輛卡車壓死 We almost got run over by a truck!
這不沒事兒嗎 This happened.
梅納德 Menard,
- 你們阻止他們了嗎 - 我們即興發揮了 但準備好了 - did you stop them? - We improvise, but it's ready.
十秒鐘後襲擊 Impact in 1Os.
這是什麽 What's this ?
好大啊 It's big.
現在 Now.
我愛你 I love you !
- 這是什麽 - 這是什麽 - What is it ? - What's this ?
就像頭豬一樣 It's like a boar.
別碰她 Do not touch it.
- 她是我的女朋友 - 你想要什麽 - She is my girlfriend. - What do you want?
我會保護她的 別碰她 I'll protect her. Do not touch her pistol.
閉嘴 把她帶走 Shut up and clear.
- 我被撞慘了 - 媽的 - I got screwed. - fucking shit.
快點兒啊
我的胃不舒服 I have the sheaf.
憋不住了 要放屁了 My gas is coming back.
給我憋好了 Stop with that.
這又不是我的錯 It's not my fault.
他們要開槍了 They will shoot.
他們開槍了 They shoot !
- 我看到了 - 用的可是真子彈 - I saw ! - With real bullets.
媽的 Shit !
打給雷吉斯 Call me Regis.
什麽 你想幹什麽 雷吉斯 What? If you want. Regis!
不是叫我雷吉斯 是打給雷吉斯 Not me ! Call Regis,
- 那個警察 - 那個虐待狂嗎 - the policeman. - The sadist?
- 沒錯 - 好吧 - Here! - OK.
雷吉斯 Regis?
在 我跟著你呢 Yes, I follow you.
那直升機呢 And the helicopter?
他被導航去了 He directs himself
三公裏外的一個遊艇上 to a yacht at 3km.
- 他們和我們中間隔著海呢 - 我們走 - They are blocked by the sea. - Let's go.
謝謝你 雷吉斯 Thank you, Regis.
不 No.
他們要開槍了 They will shoot.
救命 Help.
- 能聽到嗎 - 能 - You hear me ? - Yes.
他們要打下直升機 他們要打下來 They will go down the propeller. They will take it down!
手提箱丟下去 The suitcase.
打電話給你妹妹 Call your sister.
怎麽了 Yeah?
我跟你哥哥在一起 I'm with your brother,
- 我們有麻煩了 - 說吧 - We are in trouble. - Yes.
有輛蘭博基尼在粘著我 I have an Aventador who sticks to me.
我必須趕快 I must smoke it
- 甩掉他 - 右邊的駐車制動旁邊 - in 3 s. - To the right of the parking brake,
有個一次性的加速裝置 you have a turbo boost single use.
別這樣 相信我 You do not do what I believe.
- 不 - 坐穩了 - No. - Hang in there.
1 one,
2 two,
3 three!
不 不 不 Oh no ! No no !
走 Go.
對不起打擾你們的雅興了 We are sorry for the inconvenience.
我們就是來取個東西 We just have things to recover.
不 不 No! No!
不 No !
不 不 No ! No
- 她死掉了 - 別在這兒吵吵 - She is dead ! - Not here.
- 她死了 死了 - 去把他們綁起來 - She is dead ! Dead! - Go tie them up.
不是他們 Not them,
- 艾迪 - 怎麽了 - Eddy! - What ?
是他們啊 They, there.
啊 走 走 Ah! Go! Go!
把手給我 Laaefia
這不重要 It's not important.
她死了啊 She is dead !
沒死呢 Not dead,
就是車頭撞了 沒事的 in front of her a little morfle, it's not...
找個好鉑金工就行了 會沒事的 A good bodybuilder, it knows how to work. It will be fine.
啊 煩死我了 Ah! It's annoying me !
- 什麽事 - 市長先生 - What is ? - Mr. Mayor?
- 馬丁 怎麽樣了 - 我們找到鉆石了 找到了 - Martin, what's going on? - We found the diamond. We did it.
很好 我在聽音樂呢 Good, I listen to music.
- 你能聽到我嗎 - 可以啊 - Can you hear me ? - I hear more.
艾迪 Eddy.
- 艾迪 - 什麽 - Edd - Yes?
過來了 I arrive.
任務結束 End of mission.
只有抓到案件主謀才能算結束 It will be over when we have caught the ritals.
別擔心 他們就在那兒 Do not worry, they're just there,
等著我們呢 they are waiting for us.
別動
- 你在想什麽 - 冷靜
混蛋們 這一下是為了06年的事情 這是復仇 The ritals, that one is for Zizou in 2006, it is revenge.
嘿 你會遊泳嗎 Hey, can you swim?
泳池裏會 下海就不會了 In the pool, not in the sea
- 什麽在碰我 - 有魚 - What's touching me? - Fin!
鯊魚 Aileron!
不要 No !
趕走她 Stop her !
手放在方向盤上 Hands on the steering wheel.
一分鐘 One minute.
你是個好車手 You're a good pilot.
我是馬洛特中尉 根據交通法規 Lieutenant Marot. Strong rights granted to me
第71 72和74條之規定 and according to articles 71, 72 and 74
你超速並危險駕駛 on crime and speeding,
我將親自處理你的車輛 I personally seize the vehicle.
是臺好車 It's nice.
我們會再見的 We'll meet Again.
最近很少聽到 We hear it less
你們這麽狂的人了 真是懷念啊 your big mouth. You bring her back less.
臭娘們
好吧 Okay...
- 你吃什麽了嗎 - 對 我吃水了 - You got something. - Yes, I was there.
- 滿嘴都是水 - 我要怎麽跟哈米德叔叔說 - In full mouth. - And what do I say to uncle Hamid?
我還得告訴我妹妹 And I must warn my sister.
她就交給我吧 She, I take care of it.
是我把車弄壞的 也該我去說 It's me who broke the car, it's up to me to assume.
我會處理的 剩下的交給你了 I'm taking care of it. Secures the perimeter.
好吧 我終於安全了 OK. Well then I secure, me, okay.
所以 So,
好消息是我沒事 good news, I'm fine,
壞消息是出租車 bad news, the taxi...
對 電視上都在放 Yes, it's on TV.
關於這次逮捕你能告訴我們什麽 What can you tell us about this arrest?
唐尼.布拉索出自電影《忠奸人》
我履行了自己作為警察的職責 像唐尼.布拉索一樣 I did my duty as a policeman, like Donnie Brasco
或者說傑森·伯恩 or Jason Bourne.
傑森·伯恩出自電影《諜影重重》
但是我這次不是孤軍奮戰 But I was not alone I take advantage
因為多虧了我的朋友西爾萬 to make a dedication to my friend Sylvain.
我們是支好團隊 We're doing a great team.
- 希望能再合作 - 請你放開麥克風 - I hope we will do it again. - Leave the microphone.
我們比絕地戰警還厲害 We are better than Bad Boy.
我是勞倫斯先生 I am Mr Lawrence...
- 放手 - 你是威爾史密斯 - Proud. - You're Will Smith.
謝謝 Thank you
- 你的自信 - 說得真好 - for your confidence. - Beautiful binomial
- 我們終於有機會了 - 還有薩米亞 - we have the opportunity... - And Samia,
- 我是你哥哥 - 媽的 - He is your brother.- Whore !
我為你驕傲 I'm proud of you.
我來這兒也要感謝你 謝謝你 妹妹 I'm here thanks to you too, thank you sister.
我生命中的女人 And the woman of my life,
她叫桑迪 Sandy's name
- 你讓我開始生氣了 - 桑迪 我愛你 - You start to piss me off. - Sandy, I love you.
你的寶貝泰迪小熊熊會永遠讓你如癡如夢 Your plump teddy bear will always be there to make you dream.
嫁給我吧 Marry me !
- 放開麥克風 - 好嗎 - Leave the microphone. - Hein?
我愛你 I love you !
- 謝謝 - 你就是我這輩子的女人 - Thank you. - You are the woman of my life.
- 我的小寶貝 - 西爾萬 做我的見證人 - Plump little bear cub. - Sylvain, be my witness.
好了 謝謝 謝謝 Well, thank you, thank you...
出租車 他死沒了 出租車開不了了 The taxi, he's dead. There, the taxi is over.
我不喜歡那樣 見了鬼了 I do not like working like this. Shit !
伊斯萬 Islam,
在孚日山脈的報道 in the Vosges.
采訪對象 This subject that...
現在必須走了 Must leave now.
誰能讓他從鏡頭前面走開 Can someone clear him from the field of view?
對不起弄壞了車 Sorry for the taxi.
他已經風光過了 這個結局很好 He has had his day. He had a beautiful ending.
我也有個驚喜 I have a surprise.
能回去高興嗎 Glad to return
回北方去 in the far north?
也許我會留下呢 不過沒什麽值得我留念的 I would have stayed, but there is nothing that holds me back...
好比說一個我很喜歡的女孩 Like a super girl that I like a lot,
跟我有一樣的熱情 who shares the same passion.
一個教我最美的事就是最值得做的事的女孩 A girl who would have taught me that the most beautiful things are worthy.
哦 不是吧 Oh dear !
真的 都還沒親上呢 This, really, it's not done!
你以為這樣就能勾搭上我嗎 You thought you had me like that?
- 這樣不好 - 對不起 - It's not good. - Sorry,
但是你的聲音都變的柔軟了 but you've changed your voice altogether.
- 我這麽投入 這麽真誠呢 - 我看到了 - I am thoroughly in, sincere. - I saw !
- 你一點都不浪漫嗎 - 當然不是了 - Are not you romantic? - Of course yes !
這太簡單了 It's too easy.
- 簡單 - 對 - Too easy ? - Yes !
跟你親一個都這麽難 Given the galley it is to kiss,
我都不敢想像該怎麽跟你一起睡 I do not even imagine sleeping with you.
確實是 It is deserved.
- 你想親我啊 - 是 - You want to kiss me ? - Yes.
那就下去 Then down.
不太好吧 I'm not fine,
20米呢 20m!
只是水而已啊 It's just water.
- 跳就跳 - 去吧 - When to go. - Come on.
會不會跳到石頭上 Maybe we could jump to stone?
不會 跳就是了 No, go ahead first.
- 安全嗎 - 當然 - Safe ? - Yes.
魚咬你屁股了 The dish on the ass!
很爽的 我們都會浮起來 I had fun! All the weight on the same!
- 來吧 - 水太涼了 - Come. - Finally, she's cold.
- 什麽 - 我也不想下去 - What? - I do not feel it too much.
別啊 來吧 No, but come!
音樂停 The music !
市長先生 Mr. Mayor.
綬帶 抱歉 抱歉 The scarf, sorry. Sorry.
市民們 市民們 Citizens, citizens,
我為我們的警員們驕傲 I am proud of our municipal police
他們揭發了警察裏面的內奸 the Mumu, who has just unveiled rogue police!
比松 拿獎章來 Bichon, the medals!
親愛的 Oh dear!
- 音樂起 - 恭喜 - Music! - Congratulations.
幹得好 Bravo.
市長授予你的 From the mayor.
謝謝 Thank you.
代表城市感謝你 The city thanks you.
- 代表馬賽感謝你 - 謝謝 - Marseille thanks you. - Thank you.
哦 Oh!
我們都很感激你 We thank you.
我愛你 I love you !
我他媽是真愛你啊 I love you fucking.
我為你感到驕傲 你跟你那口子還好吧 I'm proud of you. It's okay with your darling.
很好 看看我給她準備的東西 Great. Look what I'm going to offer him.
- 這是你偷的嗎 - 不是 - Did you steal it? - No.
- 從意大利佬那兒偷的 - 沒有 - Yes, to the Italians. - No.
我只偷了個被盜的戒指而已 And even! I stole a stolen ring,
沒人會發現 it vanishes.
我們要不要 So, we do
一起去兜一圈 his request?
你要去哪兒啊 Where are you going ?
我要在25分鐘內趕到機場 I have to be at the airport in 25 minutes.
25分鐘綽綽有余啊 25 minutes, it's wide.
不 25分鐘 No, 25 minutes,
根本不可能 it's impossible.
我還要去市政廳 I have a snack
吃自助呢 好多好吃的呢 with the municipal... There are four quarters,
你要一起來嗎 you come?