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哦 太棒了 Oh, yeah.
你好劲呀 Ohh, you're so good.
哦 是的 我是最威猛的 Ohh, yes. I am the best, baby.
- 哦 耶 - 哦 那肯定是个咪咪 - Oh, yeah! - Oh. Oh, that was a tit.
肯定是咪咪 That is a tit! Yes!
哦 你的好大呀 Oh, you're so big!
哦耶 说得对 宝贝 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right, baby.
- 有一只钻洞鼠蠢蠢欲动 - 耶 - Oh, doggie wants to hide his bone. - Yes!
宝贝 我要钻进去了 宝贝 Oh, yeah! I'm bone smugglin', baby.
色狼 闭嘴啦 Man, would you shut up!
嘿 吉姆 我是来说晚安的 Hey, Jimmy. Just wanted to say sweet dreams.
嗯 嗯 晚安 妈妈 Yeah, yeah. Sweet dreams. Good night, Mom.
亲一下 晚安 Kiss good night.
接收有毛病吗? Something wrong with the reception?
嗯...是的 没错 Uh, yeah. Yeah.
我正在看... There's this nature show...
- 脱掉它 - 野生动物节目 - Take it off. -...that I'm trying to watch.
- 画面上的麻雀 And the birds are all scrambled
- 我都看不清楚 - 干我 爽 - and I can't even... -Do me! Yes!
宝贝 把我当马来骑吧 Baby! Ride me like a pony!
这玩意儿肯定坏了 The thing must be broken
也可能是我坐到遥控器了或者之类的 or I sat on the remote or something.
- 还没上床吗 儿子? Getting ready for bed, Son?
嗯 我准备好睡了 Yup, I'm all set, Dad. I'm all set.
- 是吗? - 不！不！我觉得 - Yeah? - No! No, I think
他可能在看限制频道 he's tried to watch some illegal channels here.
限...限制频道? Illegal...Illegal channels?
只是接收不清楚罢了 This is just bad reception, honey.
- 哦 快抽打我的屁股! - 什么? -Oh, spank my hairy ass! - What's that?
哦 宝贝 Oh, baby!
来 把遥控器给我 You know what? Here. Just give me this, please...
-哦 我的天呐！ -然后让我来... -Oh, my God! -And let's get this...
没事儿 没事儿 这玩意儿怎么还没反应? Okay, okay. Let's... What the hell's the matter with this thing?
爽！ Yes!
美国派
贾森·比格斯
莎诺·伊丽莎白
限制频道? 狗屁 Illegal channels? Shit!
艾丽森·汉妮根
妇女台才是限制频道 If there's any channel that should be illegal, it's that "all-woman's" channel.
- 专门推销丝袜或其它什么废物 - 就是 - Lifetime supply of pantyhose or some shit. - Yeah.
克里斯·克莱因
娜塔莎·雷昂
对了, 有没有看《小美人鱼》 Hey, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night?
托马斯·伊恩·尼古拉斯
- 没有 - 那个雅莉爱真是风骚 - No. - Ariel, man. She's so hot!
塔拉·雷德
哥们儿 她是一条鱼啊 She's a mermaid, dude.
是呀 但上岸就变成美人啦 Yeah, Oz. But not when she's on land.
西恩·威廉·斯科特
维琪 史勒开派对 我们一起去吧 会很好玩的 Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great.
米娜·苏瓦丽
有什么好玩的 离不开酒和色 Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it.
艾迪·凯伊·托马斯
尤金·列维
对 Yeah.
打开来看看 凯文 Now, come on, Kevin. Open it.
又大又厚 一看你就被录取了 It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in.
那你就打开来看看吧 If you think so, just open it.
好吧 Fine.
维琪小姐敬启 很抱歉 本校经过考虑... "Dear Miss Latham, we're sorry but after keeping you on the waiting list...
决定以后都不会录取你 for the past couple of months, we've decided that you are now rejected."
闭嘴 Shut up!
你被录取了 You got in.
太棒了 我爱你 Yes! I love you!
好吧 Okay.
嘿 你觉得我穿这件衣服去派对怎么样? Hey, you think I should wear this shirt to Stifler's party?
你已经穿了三天 伙计 You've worn that shirt for, like, three days in a row, man!
各位 她说了 Guys. She said it.
说了什么? Said what?
她说她爱我 She said she loves me.
- 糟糕 居然示起爱来了 - 哦 伙计 - Holy shit, dude! The "L" word? - Oh, man!
康乃尔大学离密西根大学并不远 Cornell's not that far from "U" of "M."
对 "只有"七个小时的车 Yeah, it's only, like, seven hours.
哦 还要横越加拿大 Oh, and you get to drive across Canada.
旅途愉快 Beautiful country.
不管怎样 见面还是行的 Whatever. It's doable.
今天我们不如把乐谱... Wh- What we should do today, in band.
倒过来吹奏 由尾奏到头 Instead of playing our instruments regularly, we should play them backwards.
- 一定很有趣 - 没错 - That'll be so funny! - Yeah.
导演：克里斯·韦兹
编剧：亚当·赫兹
不是打击你 你得想想 No offense, but you're talking about
上大学后要如何处理你们的异地恋 a post-high school, long-distance relationship.
更何况你俩还没有做过 And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.
我们只谈心 不是谈身 That's not why we're going out.
难道他将来去看你 只是去吃点心? What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?
我们打算等待最佳的时机 We're gonna have sex when he's ready and I'm ready.
那必是完美时刻 It's got to be completely perfect.
时间地点都要恰到好处 I want the right time, the right moment, the right place...
你们不是上太空 是上床 Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
- 芬奇 - 我们正要找你 - Finch. - Here's the man we are looking for.
- 各位 - 怎样了?哥们 - Gentlemen. - What's goin' on, buddy?
老样子 Same old.
芬奇 你的拉丁文功课做好没有? Finch. You got the Latin homework?
哦 Oh.
(拉丁语)
意思是"功课给狗吞掉" It means, "My dog ate it." It's Latin. It's a joke.
- 那是拉丁语玩笑 - 喝你的咖啡吧 - It's a Latin joke. - Yeah, Latin. Just drink your coffee.
不 吉姆 这是巧克力热饮 You know, Jim, it's mochaccino.
什么? What?
我喝的不是咖啡 是巧克力热饮 What I'm drinking, it's mochaccino. It's not coffee.
情圣! 'Nova!
怎么了? What's up, dude?
你来今晚的派对吗? You coming to the party tonight, Ozzie, you fuckface?
那要看能不能推掉约会 Depends if my date wants to stop by.
假如我的新女友有兴趣去 I'm working on something new.
奉劝你们一句 I got an idea about something new.
最好让你们的鸡儿见见世面 How about you guys actually locate your dicks,
不要再做处男 remove the shrink- wrap and fucking use them!
我会的 我的女友是大学生 Dude, it's gonna happen. She's a college chick.
哦 那好 今晚见 Oh, right. I'll see you guys tonight.
我会为你们设一个"处男区" I'll look for you in the no- fucking section.
好的 九点零五分 我会到场 All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after.
保持口气清新 Breath check?
谢谢 Thank you.
太恶心了吧你 I wish you wouldn't do that.
所以你今晚有没有泡妞的计划? So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight?
我已胸有成竹 This is a foolproof plan, my friend.
我有很多问题想问你 I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay.
那个来自捷克的交换生娜迪雅今晚可能会去 You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick? She might be there tonight.
那么...你们认为她喜欢 Now, do you think she would prefer...
老实型 还是... Laid- back Jim, or...
酷帅型 Cool, hip Jim?
凭你穿的衣服 什么型都没用 I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing.
什么? 你女朋友任你摸 What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend...
你当然说话大声 and you're still stranded on third base.
嘿 起码我可以摸 好不好? Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay?
而你至今只有打棒球 You're still just a batboy.
打棒球 打棒球 Batboy. Batboy.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
各位 嗯... Guys, uh...
摸上去究竟是什么感觉? What exactly does third base feel like?
你回答吧 You wanna take this one?
像个温热的苹果派 Like warm apple pie.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 苹果派? - 嗯哼 - Apple pie, huh? - Uh- huh.
麦当劳的还是自己做的? McDonald's or homemade?
各位 我们有使命要完成 Gentlemen, destiny awaits.
♪ Barenaked Ladies -《One Week》♪
♪自从上次看到我，已经过了一周♪ ♪It's been one week since you looked at me♪
♪你将头转向一侧，说道，我很生气♪ ♪Cocked your head to the side and said, I'm angry♪
这是我喝的第五和第六杯 That's number five and six for the Stif- meister!
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
糟糕 Oops!
- 真正点 - 嘿 - Holy! - Hey!
娜迪雅 你好 欢迎欢迎 Nadia! Buenos dias. Glad you could make it.
等一下再谈 I'll be back for you later.
- 派对开始 - 你在干嘛? - Now the party's startin'! - How you doing?
各位 欢迎光临史勒的爱情温床 Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellas.
- 啤酒在那里 不要客气 - 好 - The keg's back there! Enjoy! - Yeah.
维琪 杰西卡 欢迎你们 Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it.
哈哈 贱货们 Haha, bitches!
- 雪门! - 嘿 - Sherman! - Hey!
你特么干什么来了? What the fuck are you doing here?
你们在做什么? Fellas! What's going on?
没什么 希望能追到女该 Sherman. Not much. Just scoping the babes.
确实 这里美女如云 Indeed! Some fine ladies here, boys.
信心十足 重复 信心十足 Confidence is high. Repeat. Confidence is high.
我雪门进入二级临战状态 Sherman is moving to DEFCON 2.
随时准备出击 Full strategic arsenal ready for deployment.
嘿 Hey!
你有没有目标? 雪门 You have something going tonight, Sherman?
有没有看到中间那褐发女孩 You see that Central chick, Bernette?
- 没有 - 没有 - No. - No.
她来了 似乎是对我有意思 She's around. Seems she's taken a liking to me.
我决定让她见识一下...雪门终结者 Fellas, it's time she experienced... the Shermanator.
雪门 你爱怎样说都行 Yeah, okay, Sherman. Whatever.
我是跨越时空的性爱机械人 I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time...
女人遇到我 她就走运了 to change the future for one lucky lady.
出动吧 虎哥 - Go get 'em, tiger.
我会回来的 I'll be back!
- 无可救药 - 死要面子 - Hopeless. - Completely.
- 嗨 - 嘿 维琪 - Hi. - Hey, Vic.
哦 糟糕 各位 各位... Oh, shit. Guys... Guys...
娜迪雅朝我看过来了 There's Nadia and she just looked at me.
她看了我一眼 She just looked at me.
为什么不过去聊聊? Well, why don't you go talk to her?
说得对 Yeah.
说得对 我应该去跟她搭讪 Yeah, you're right, Kev. I should just go talk to her.
对 我做得到 Yeah, I could do that. Sure.
没错 Sure.
凯文?凯文?凯... Kev? Kev? Ke...
是啊 是 Yeah. Yeah.
♪ Etta James -《At Last》♪
♪我的爱终于降临了♪ ♪At last my love has come along♪
♪我孤独寂寞的日子结束了♪ ♪My lonely days are over♪
真是好玩 That's great!
♪生活就像一首歌♪ ♪And life is like a song♪
♪哦耶耶~♪ ♪Oh yeah yeah♪
♪终于♪ ♪At last♪
打扰了 See you later.
♪天空充满了阴郁♪ ♪The skies above are blue♪
我们是来参加派对的 We're here for the party.
什么派对?没有派对啊 What party? There's no party.
奇怪 去那边看看吧 Weird. Try the house down the street.
那...你主修哪一科? So, what's your major?
现代女权思潮 Post-modern feminist thought.
哦 厉害 看夜色多美 Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it?
确实 Sure.
对 春天是可爱的季节 不是吗? Yeah, it's just something about the springtime that's just cool, you know?
春雨过后气息最清新 Like the smell of fresh rain or something.
嗯 Mmm.
帮我吹吧 美女 Suck me, beautiful.
你刚刚说什么? What did you just say?
帮我吹吧 美女 Suck me, beautiful.
朋友叫我做情圣 即是大情大圣 My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova.
真刻薄 That's pathetic.
天啊 不要取笑我了 Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me.
好吧 你最好改一改态度 这很重要 Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all.
- 怎样改? - 放自然一点 - Like what? - Well, you've got to tone it down.
你想营造浪漫气氛... You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point...
不一定要装模作样 and spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic.
好吧 Okay.
对女孩要温柔体贴 You have to pay attention to a girl.
照顾她的感受 感情是双方面的 Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal.
来吧 情圣 我还是送你回你朋友那里吧 Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends.
维琪 我们是否应该有进一步的发展 Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship?
今晚吗? Tonight?
对 你一直向往完美气氛... Yeah, it's such a perfect evening.
我说是 今晚不正是吗? I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it?
干 我的屁真臭啊 Damn, my parts fucking stink!
伙计 闻起来你就像吃屎了一样 Dude, you gotta take a shit! You smell like a Yeti!
或者还不是 Or not.
放轻松 Just relax.
你真的那样说? You actually said that?
闭嘴 Shut up!
我比你更失败 You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia.
哦 谢谢你的鼓励 我舒服多了 Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really really really reassuring.
不用客气 情圣 Hey, no problem, 'Nova.
别再叫我情圣 我只是虚有其名 Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a... I'm a fraud.
全都是不中用的家伙 You guys are pathetic.
到我大显身手了 I'm gonna find myself a little hottie.
帮我吹吧 美女 "Suck me, beautiful"!
要射了告诉我 Let me know.
好 Okay.
继续 Keep going.
按道理我应该和女孩谈得来 I should be able to talk to girls.
我也能说会道 I'm articulate.
语言科我得到720分 You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. Verbal.
屁话 那管啥用 Bullshit. There's no way.
真的没骗你 你听着 I kid you not, man. Look. Listen.
滔滔不止 似是而非 Copious. Verisimilitude.
哦 哦 要射了 Oh, oh. Now.
帮我吹吧 美女! Suck me, beautiful!
该死 史勒 Damn it, Stifler.
时间到了 Checkout time!
请退房 Please, vacate the room.
你真是个混蛋! You are such a jerk.
天啊 你这派对上有许多很酷的人 God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party.
没错 Yup.
你也真是大方 And you got a keg too!
哇哦 Wow!
那是当然 Indeed.
哦 等一等 我的啤酒忘记拿上来了 Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs.
别啊 喝这杯吧 No. No. Here, babe!
谢谢 Thanks.
你的样子好甜美 哦... You're really beautiful. Oh...
真的吗? Really?
是的 Oh, yeah.
你知道吗? 我现在比较矛盾 You know what? I don't know if I want to be doing this.
为什么? Doing what?
如果我们今晚相好... You know, like, if we hook up tonight,
明天你肯定到处乱说 tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about.
绝对不会 No way!
你要看着我发誓！ Steve, you could at least look at me when you say that!
听着 莎拉 Look. Sarah,
我...我不会到处乱说的 I... I wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you.
我保证 所以...你放心好了 I promise. So, just... relax,
慢慢享受...这无限的乐趣吧 take it slow... and let the good times roll.
好吧 Okay.
我们来吧 All right.
怎么了? What's wrong?
什么事啊? What's wrong? What is it?
Xenophobic.
哦 Oh!
五脏翻腾 Regurgitation.
这个成语我体验多了 I know that one.
凯文喜欢 Kevin likes it.
他不喜欢才怪 He likes getting head.
你呢?凯文有没有 Gee, what a total shocker. What about you, Vicky?
我是说 凯文难道就没有 I mean, h- have you just never had one with Kevin...
让你高潮过? or have you never had one, period?
有过一次 I've had one.
- 应该吧 - 好吧 - I think. - Okay.
就是说没有试过 难怪你没有兴趣 That's a no. No wonder you're not psyched about sex.
你从来没有自慰过? You tell me you never even had one manually?
我从没试过 I've never tried it.
你都没有尝试自慰过吗? You've never double-clicked your mouse?
哈哈 真精彩 Ha- ha, nice!
天啊 史勒你究竞喝了多少酒? Jesus! Stifler, how much did you drink, man?
嘿 史勒 豆浆好味道吗? Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale?
你去死吧 Fuck you!
那是史勒的妈妈? That's Stifler's mom?
是的 Yup.
妈的 难以制信 这样风骚的女人...却生了史勒那种儿子 Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler.
伙计 她是让伯母 Dude, that chick's a "MILF."
你说什么玩意? What the hell is that?
让伯母...让我想上的伯母 M- I- L- F... Mom I'd like to fuck.
说得没错 伙计 Yeah, dude!
哦哦 耶 Oh- ho, yeah!
耶 让伯母 让伯母... - Yeah! MILF! MILF!
嘿 你们两个... Hey, guys... Guys. Guys.
过来NCome here.
什么事? 雪门 Sherman, what's going on?
嗯...你们说话可不可以小声一点儿? Yeah, uh... Don't you think you fellas could try a little tact?
我要应酬人 明白吗? I got company, if you know what I mean?
她很正点 She's hot!
假如雪门在我之前破了处...我咽不下这口气 If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed.
雪门? 雪门终结者? Sherman? The Shermanator?
别逗了 Come on, man.
让伯母... 让伯母... MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!
你在做什么? 伙计 Dude, hey, dude. What are you doing to her, dude?
哦 天啊 伙计 Oh, my God, bro, dude.
吹来吹去一场空 Enough of this blow job bullshit.
我要来真的 I gotta get laid already.
说得好 真不错 That's nice. Really, really nice.
- 能载我一程吗? - 当然可以 - Can I have a ride? - Sure.
- 维琪 等一等 - 你值得我等吗? - Vicky, wait. - Not for you.
野人! 我是野人! Yeti! I am the Yeti!
- 各位 早晨 - 芬奇 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Finch.
你昨晚去哪儿啦 哈? Where were you last night, huh?
不是胸有成竹吗? What happened to that foolproof plan of yours?
我太过求稳 来得太迟 等到来的时候 Well, I was going for a fashionably- late entrance and I was too late.
女孩们已经都走了 So, no ladies left.
昨晚很珍贵 一刻值千金 It was a very special night, very special.
各位 各位 Guys. Guys.
我永远不会忘记 I'll never forget this.
哦 我也不会 Oh, I'll never forget it, either.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 再见 - 再见 - Well, bye. - Bye.
再见 Bye.
各位 跟花痴雪门说声再见 Fellas, say goodbye to Chuck Sherman, the boy.
我现在...是男人了 I... am now a man.
足以成为你们的榜样 I highly recommend you join the club.
我们搞得翻天覆地足足一个通宵 害得我现在筋疲力尽 We were doing the wild thing... all night. I'm exhausted.
我不明白 你到底是怎样追到的? I don't get it. I mean, how the hell did you do that?
我没有怎样追 只是水到渠成 It was just my time. It was just my time.
小伙子们 祝你们好运 Best of luck to you boys.
- 难以制信 - 别这样 伙计们 - I cannot believe this. - Come on, guys.
我们应该看开点 替雪门高兴 You know, we should be happy for Sherman.
不过, 咱们怎么高兴起来? No, we shouldn't be.
我追维琪追了好几个月 You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky.
雪门当晚就睡到 简直没天理 Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores.
一定哪里出问题了 This is just wrong.
绝对出问题了 No shit.
究竞怎样才算温柔体贴呢? How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man?
看情形我们会成为处男大学生 对吧? You know, we're all gonna go to college as virgins. You realize this, right?
大学大概率没有处男宿舍 I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us.
好 我有个提议 我们四个人... All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us.
很简单 我们订个秘密协议 It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement.
嗯...不仅是个协议 更是个... Er, nah. It's... It's more than an agreement.
- 什么? 赌约? - 合作 - What? A bet? - A pact.
不是对赌 而是同盟 No money involved. More important than any bet.
我们痛下决心 决心在毕业前破处 Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate.
伙计 说得容易 我到现在都无功而退 Dude, it's not like I haven't been trying to get laid.
这情形就像你做训练的时候 Think about when you work out, Oz.
要有人在旁边鼓励 对吧? You gotta have someone there, right?
当有人停下来 其他人要督促他继续 Someone to spot you. Someone to keep you motivated.
这样才做得起劲 我们互相勉励 Well, that's exactly what we can do for each other.
我是指 互相鞭策监督 I mean, we'll be there to keep each other on track.
咱们分散开来力量薄弱 但团结在一起... Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable, but together,
我们将雄风大振 we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
他的虎势拳很厉害 Their tiger-style kung fu is strong.
但我们的龙形拳将会打败他 But our dragon-style will defeat it.
- 各位 - 少林老祖一出山 - Guys! - The Shaolin masters from East and West must unite!
- 且看鹿死谁手 - 各位 - Fight, and find out who is number one. - Guys!
不要打岔 别破坏气氛... Come on. You're ruining my moment here.
我们想抬得起头 This is our very manhood at stake.
现在就要拿出决心来 We must make a stand, here and now.
不准我的老二再无用武之地 No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused!
不准无精打彩 必须一展所长 We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be.
这是我们的奋斗目标 This is our day. This is our time.
我们的光荣使命 决不做一辈子处男 And, by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy.
- 阿门 - 说到我心坎里了 - Amen. - Yes. I like that.
- 排除万难 不达到目的誓不罢休 - 早就应该这样 - We will make a stand. We will succeed. - About time!
我们一定要做得了爱 We will get laid!
没错! Yeah!
那么...关于所做的爱 必须你情我愿 Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex.
不得召妓 尤其是你 芬奇 No prostitutes. That's what you're thinking, Finch.
被抓包了吧 Busted.
因此 毕业舞会是我们最后的机会 So, basically, prom is our last chance.
- 毕业舞会最没意思 - 我也同感 - Oh, dude. Prom sucks. - I know,
但舞会之后的派对是大好良机 but you gotta think about it this way.
我是说 我们可以事半功倍 I mean, all the parties afterwards?
女孩们会自动献身 The chicks are going to want to do it.
对 他说得对 好像已经成为每年的传统还是什么 Yeah, yeah, he's right. It's, like tradition or something.
献身节 The Rose Bowl.
毕业舞会离现在... So, that gives us...
足足三个星期 Exactly three weeks to the day.
- 我们誓死往前迈进 - 好 往前迈进 - We're gonna do this. - All right, to the next step!
- 往前迈进 - 往前迈进 - Next step! - Next step!
(瀑布谷花店)
♪ Harvey Danger -《Flagpole Sitta》♪
♪凝视镜面 幻觉涌上我的脑袋 我便是其中主角♪ ♪I have visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror♪
♪为了更清楚地认知♪ ♪To see a little bit clearer♪
♪我体内的腐朽与邪恶♪ ♪The rottenness and evil in me♪
♪若是指尖也有记忆 那大概是我难忘的你胴体的轮廓♪ ♪Fingertips have memories Mine can't forget the curves of your body♪
(网上媒人 我们撮合有情人)
♪当我想玩玩恶作剧时♪ ♪And when I feel a bit naughty♪
♪会跑去拔起旗帜然后看...♪ ♪I run it up the flagpole and see♪
♪有没有人敬礼 但从没人中计♪ ♪Who salutes but no one ever does♪
♪我没病但也没多棒♪ ♪I'm not sick, but I'm not well♪
♪我感觉很热♪ ♪And I'm so hot♪
♪因这世界与地狱无异♪ ♪'Cause I'm in hell♪
♪云游四方后我发现 这世界只有蠢物生生不息♪ ♪Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding♪
♪智障们代代繁衍丰衣足食 而我都买不起电视♪ ♪The cretins cloning and feeding and I don't even own a TV♪
那个 收到我的花没有? Well, did you get the flowers?
♪向天发誓 我脑子里有个声音♪ ♪Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God♪
♪听上去像是鼾声♪ ♪It sounds like they're snoring♪
♪但你若听腻我的唠叨，你就会变得无聊♪ ♪But if you're bored, then you're boring♪
(有兴趣做你女友的人数 0)
♪这种苦痛和讽刺♪ ♪The agony and the irony♪
♪正在把我逼向绝境 哇噢~♪ ♪They're killing me, whoa!♪
(超快感安全套)
♪我没病但也没多棒♪ ♪I'm not sick, but I'm not well♪
♪我感觉很热♪ ♪And I'm so hot♪
♪因这世界与地狱无异♪ ♪'Cause I'm in hell♪
别担心 她会重投你怀抱 Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough.
- 你认为会吗? - 当然 她喜欢你 - You think so? - Sure, she likes you.
好吧 我也喜欢她 Well, I like her too.
那你爱她吗? Do you love her?
这个问题太难回答了 Um, you know what? You can't really ask me that.
你要骗她床 就要说我爱你 Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her.
我就是这样被人骗的 That's how I was duped
听着 杰西卡 Look, Jessica,
我不想骗她 I don't want to dupe her.
好吧 那你要懂得怎么讨她欢心 All right. What you need to do is learn how to press a girl's buttons.
帮她到达快乐的境界 You have to give her what she's never had.
指的是什么? What's that?
给你个提示 Let me give you a hint.
噢 凯文...耶 Oh, Kev! Yeah.
- 明白吗? - 你是指高潮? - Comprende? - You mean an orgasm.
- 对了 大情人 - 嗯...你知道 - You got it, stud! - Well, you know,
我...我明明给过她... I'm- I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a...
不 你没有 No, you haven't.
- 有那么一次... - 不 你没有 - Well, there was one time... - No.
啊这... Oh, man.
听着 小男孩 任君选择 Look, kid, it's up to you.
用爱还是用性 The big "L" or the big "O."
屌毛 Dickhead!
你得来看看热闹 You gotta see this.
♪ The Lovin' Spoonful -《Do You Believe in Magic》♪
♪你相信少女的心中拥有魔法吗♪ ♪Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart♪
♪ 无论音乐何时开始 都能释放她♪ ♪How the music can free her whenever it starts♪
♪如果音乐很时髦 魔法将会显现♪ ♪And it's magic if the music is groovy♪
♪它会让你无比欣喜♪ ♪It makes you feel happy♪
他为什么会变成这样? What did you cocks do to him?
♪我会告诉你一些魔法 它会释放你的灵魂♪ ♪I'll tell you about the magic It'll free your soul♪
♪但这就像试图与陌生人谈论摇滚一样♪ ♪But it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock 'n' roll♪
非常棒 咱们下次再见 Great. See you next time.
嘿 来欣赏我表演的吗? Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action?
是啊 Yeah.
你唱得不错 I think you sounded pretty good.
没错 伙计 Yeah, man.
我认为你做了变性手术 I think you need your balls reattached.
小点儿声 Hey, keep it down, dude.
你在这里做什么? What the fuck are you doing here?
这是个充满机会的地方 This place is an untapped resource.
我是说 看那里 I mean, check it out.
这些女歌手很漂亮 These vocal jazz girls are hot.
他怎么现在才参加合唱班 Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late?
可能自知会留级 准备后路 Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East?
不要乱猜 我们根本不认识他 You guys, we don't even know him.
你真没出息 You dipshit!
连合唱团的乖乖女你都想泡? You're expecting to score with some goody- goody choir girl priss?
这些女生不知道我来历 我可以采取体贴攻势 These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellas!
只要按照那个大学女孩教的 You know, it's just like that college chick told me.
逗她们说话 All that you gotta do is just ask them questions...
然后扮聆听者 and listen to what they have to say and shit.
这样一来 岂不委屈了自己 I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!
嗯...等一等 Uh, just a second!
进来 进来吧 Come in. Come in.
哦 吉姆 原来你在这儿呀 Oh, Jim, you're here.
呃...我刚经过你门口... Uh, I was just walking by your room and uh...
突然想起 And, you know, I was thinking,
我们俩好久没有进行过父子间的谈话了 "Boy, it's been a long time since we've had a little father-son chat. "
哦 差点忘了 我买了几本杂志 Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines.
你可以翻到中间的插页 Do you just want to flip to the center section?
这个是...这是个女性的身体 Well, this is the... this is the, uh, female form.
摄影师把焦点放在胸脯上 And they have focused on the breasts,
胸脯主要是用来哺乳... uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants...
也会用来 呃 爱抚 and, uh... and also, uh, in foreplay.
好的 Right.
这本 呃 这本杂志叫...《卖春》 This is, uh... This is Hustler.
风格更加露骨 And this is a much more exotic magazine.
摄影师故意...把焦点放在 私处 Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region...
- 对 - 整个三角地带 - Right. - Uh-h uh. The whole groin area.
看着她的脸 Look at the expression on her face.
你明白吗? 明白她在干什么吗? You see that? See what's she's doing?
她仿佛在对你说 She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying,
"嘿 帅哥 你在干嘛" "Hey, big boy. Hey, how ya doing?"
- 看到了吗? - 看到了 - You see? - Right.
《剃毛》这本杂志我并不太熟悉 Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with,
不过 你再翻到中间的... but, again, if you flip to the center...
插页... Section...
会察觉到那里一览无遗 Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here.
是的 Yeah.
一眼看去 像片热带树叶 It almost looks like a tropical plant or some...
- 也像某种海味 - 是的 - underwater... thing. - Yeah. Yes.
- 知道阴蒂是什么吗? - 噢 天啦! - Do you know what a clitoris is? - Oh, my God.
- 别说"噢" - 是的 我知道阴蒂是什么 - Well, don't say, "Oh..." - Yes, I know what a clitoris is.
哦 你知道 我想起来了 原来你知道 Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do.
我都忘了 你知道得可真丰富了 I forgot you've been there and back, You know everything.
我想方设法这样性教育... I've learned about it in Sex Ed...
我真的不想跟你去讨论阴蒂 I really don't need you to talk about clitoris.
我尽可能不让气氛变得尴尬 I'm trying to make this painless...
好吧 对不起 对不起行了吧 You know what? I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.
不不不... No. no. no.
是我对不起 很对不起 是我很对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我不应该生气 I shouldn't have got hot there.
这样吧 接下来我将会... Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim.
把杂志放在这里 然后离开 I'm going to just leave these books here...
交给你 你可以慢慢欣赏 for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh... at your leisure.
等一等 Wait!
好吧 总比用长筒袜安全 Well, safer than a tube sock.
- 好...很高兴和你聊天 - 是的 - Okay, that... That was good. - Yeah.
晚餐见 See you at dinner.
好 晚餐见 Yeah. I'll see you at dinner.
你想用高尔夫球追女孩? So, Finch, this is your plan?
你要知道 女孩怎么会喜欢高尔夫球 You know, I don't think girls are into the whole mini-golf thing.
凯文 她们当然不喜欢 Kevin, I'm sure that they're not.
事实上 有件事我需要你们合作 Actually, there is one small matter that I need to ask for your cooperation in.
大家都是盟友 对吧? In the spirit of this whole pact, you know?
当然 什么事? Sure, what do you need?
无论别人怎说我 你们都赞同 Whatever you hear about me, you agree.
然后让其他所有男生都知道 And tell all the boys the same thing.
现在我要回家一趟 Look, I gotta go. 16 minutes round-trip.
芬奇 你是高中生了 You know, Finch, it's... it's senior year.
我是说 你现在还怕在学校上厕所? I mean, don't you think it's time you learned how to take a dump at school?
校厕的环境 难道你没看见吗? When was the last time you looked at the facilities in this school?
请问 Excuse me.
嗯...刚刚那是保罗芬奇吗? Uh, that's Paul Finch, right?
没错 Yeah.
那你和他用同一间更衣室, 对吧? Well, you've seen him in the locker room, right?
是的 Yeah.
那...我有个朋友想知道 有件事是真是假 So, my friends, they want to know. Is it true?
他的老二是不是很大? You know, that he's... equipped.
不知道 芬奇穿着浴袍沐浴 I have no idea. Finch showers with his bathing suit on.
我是说... I mean, uh...
老实说...那简直是巨无霸 As a matter of fact, it is true. The guy's huge!
那他有毕业舞会的舞伴了吗? Does he have a date for the prom yet?
没有 肯定没有 No, definitely not.
好的 谢谢 All right. Thanks.
哇 厉害 Oh, man!
作为兄弟 可不可以教我一下? So I was thinking maybe you could give me some advice, brother to brother.
有什么秘诀可以令她产生... I thought you might know a trick or somethin' to make her...
- 高潮? - 没错 - Orgasm? - Yeah.
这有什么推荐的吗? What's good here?
- 试试辣金枪鱼手卷 - 什么东西? - Try the spicy tuna hand roll. - What?
- 那个要怎么做? - 不要管那个 注意听... - How do you do that? - Hey, never mind that. Listen, pay attention.
你的目标是什么? 只求能上床? Is that all that you're interested in, trying to get your girl into bed?
不 她给了我不少快乐 做为回报... No, it'd be good to be able to, you know, return the favor.
我希望能她也能得到快乐 Be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do.
这样啊? 很好 这才像话 你现在够资格了 See that? That's good. That's what I wanted to hear. Now, you qualify.
够什么资格? Qualify for what?
够资格继承《性经》 My man, you've just inherited the Bible.
图书馆里秘藏着一本性爱指南 It originally started as a sex manual,
这本书是从阿姆斯特丹带过来的 this book that some guys brought back from Amsterdam.
每年由够资格的学生辗转相传 And each year it got passed on to one East student who was worthy.
现在上面累积了大量得主笔记 Now, it's full of all sorts of stuff that guys have added over the years.
但千万不要公开 并且看完记得放回去 But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year.
好了 话已经说完 祝你好运 All right. So now you know. Good luck.
♪- 如果你相信魔法 - 魔法♪ ♪- If you believe in magic - Magic♪
♪别艰难选择 无论是罐头乐队 还是节奏蓝调♪ ♪Don't you bother to choose if it's jug band music or rhythm and blues♪
♪尽管带着微笑去聆听它吧♪ ♪Just go and listen It will start with a smile♪
♪无论你怎么掩饰 都无法掩盖脸上的笑意♪ ♪That won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try♪
♪你似乎都没发现 你的脚怎么就开始打着节拍♪ ♪Your feet start tapping and you can't seem to find, how you got there♪
♪你相信有魔法吗♪ ♪Do you believe in magic♪
♪Scooby-dooby doo bah Scoo-Scooby-dooby Dooby-dooby doo bah♪
♪没错 这就是魔法♪ ♪Yeah magic.♪
你在唱什么? What was that?
- 抱歉 - 不 唱得很好啊 - Sorry. - No, it was good.
我只是即兴唱出心声 Well, it, uh... It came from the heart.
好 继续保持 大家唱得都很好 Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work!
记着 还有两星期就是歌唱比赛 Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away,
大家加把劲 好吗? so keep on it, okay?
不错啊 基斯 Not bad, Chris.
真的吗? Really?
- 谢谢 你叫海瑟 对不对? - 是的 - Thanks, uh, Heather, right? - Yeah.
你唱弗兰克·辛纳特拉腔 So, you've got this sort of Frank Sinatra thing going on.
对 我最近才发现自己有音乐细胞 Right. I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me.
音乐最能表达感情 I mean, uh, music is so expressive.
很好 我是说...我同意 但... Okay. I mean, I agree, but...
你经常在球场上训练... aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone...
抽得出时间来练歌吗? With your lacrosse stick or something?
当然没问题 Oh, sure. Sure.
我知道大家对我的看法 You know, I know what people think. It's like,
"欧兹只是个浑球" "Oz, he's just this kick-ass lacrosse player."
要知道 我确实喜欢打球 顺便说一下 即便如此 You know, I also play football, by the way, but that's, like,
但我不仅仅是个球员 That's not all that I am, you know?
当然 我并不... Of course, I didn't...
我总觉得被人否定很不公平 I mean, it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that.
你吗 You?
你以为我不了解么? You think I don't get that?
因为我不喝酒喝到一塌糊涂... God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend...
人家就把我形容为假正经 that people say, "Oh, look. There's this Goody Two-Shoes choir girl priss."
那么你除了唱歌 还有什么活动? Yeah. So, like, what else do you do?
跟你一样 Well, the same things you do,
和朋友一起 like hang out with friends and stuff.
你以为我会有什么活动? Why? What do you think I do?
哦 我... Oh, I...
说起来 我对你一无所知 I just realized that I don't know anything about you.
不过我有兴趣了解你 I was interested.
哇哦 那你想了解我哪些 Oh, well, what do you want to know?
就... 一些关于你的吧 You know, stuff... about you.
行吧 All right.
妈 我回来了 Mom, I'm home!
(吉姆 你爱吃的苹果派 妈妈)
哦 耶 哦 Oh, yeah. Oh!
- 吉姆? - 并不是你想的那样 - Jim! - It's not what it looks like.
那么...我只好告诉你妈妈 我们把苹果派吃掉了 Well, we'll just tell your mother that, that we ate it all.
(注意: 胆小勿效 舌头秘笈)
8号欧兹进球 Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
- 精彩的比赛 - 精彩的比赛 - Nice game. - Nice game. Good game.
嘿 你来看球? Hey, what are you doing here?
我是第一次来 特来欣赏你的精湛球技 Just enjoying my first exhilarating lacrosse experience.
- 你很厉害 - 哦 谢谢 - You kicked butt. - Oh, thanks.
- 嗯 基斯 - 你可以叫我欧兹 - Um, Chris... - Oh, you can call me Oz, if you want.
- 我一定要吗? - 或者欧兹卡 - Do I have to? - You can call me Ostreicher.
你中间名是什么? What's your middle name?
没有 算了 No, forget it.
告诉我嘛 我不会告诉别人 Come on. I won't tell anyone.
巧了 我也不会 Well, neither will I.
好吧...嗯 Okay. Um.
我有个提议 So, I had this thought and...
说出来似乎冒昧 It may seem like it's way out of left field.
不知道你方不方便... I don't know if you can,
但我没有男朋友 或者... but since I'm not going with anybody, I thought that maybe...
他们全都是饭桶 Those guys sucked ass!
合唱团的小妞 你来干什么? Choir chick, what the hell are you doing here?
那个 我是来邀请基斯一起参加毕业舞会 Well, uh, I was asking Chris to prom.
那么...你愿意吗? So, do you want to go?
哦 好啊 太好了 Oh, yeah! That would be great.
别奢望欧兹有豪华车接送 Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo!
史勒 去你的 我是说... Stifler, fuck! I mean...
你为什么总不能体贴一点? Why do you got to be so insensitive all the time?
什么玩意儿? What?
懒得理你 别忘了 舞会之后有派对 Whatever. Look, uh, don't forget. My cottage after prom.还
到我的湖畔别墅来 On Lake Michigan.
嘿 等一等 你个逼到哪里去? Hey, wait up, you pussies. Where you going?
啊 好吧 我要...我要去洗澡了 Ah, well, I gotta... I gotta hit the showers now,
很高兴一起参加舞会 感觉真的很好 but I think this is gonna be really, really good.
嗯 我也是 Yeah. Me too.
好吧 All right.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye. Bye.
- 欧兹 你真行! - 追合唱团的乖乖女? - 'Appenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick?
你说什么呢? 我只是觉得她穿的T恤很可爱 What do you say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears.
才不是呢 你个小骚狗 Nuts you do, you little horn dog.
耶 耶 宝贝 Yeah! Yeah, baby!
蹂躏我吧 帅哥 叫床叫出高音C来 Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C."
讲讲 你怎样追到的? Come on! What's going on here?
我很自私 根本不体贴 I was being selfish and majorly insensitive.
我是个蠢才 笨蛋 畜生 I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon.
总之你是个混蛋 I think shithead really says it.
你说得对 我是个坏蛋 You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead,
现在我想补偿你 and I want to make it up to you.
哦 是吗 怎么补偿? Oh, yeah? How?
♪ Hole -《Celebrity Skin》♪
♪哦 让我超越♪ ♪Oh, make me over♪
维琪 嘘 你爸妈在楼下 Vicky. Shh. Your parents are downstairs.
凯文 不要停 Kevin, don't stop!
等一等 Just a second.
♪我正在研究的♪ ♪A walking study♪
♪是神鬼学♪ ♪-In demonology♪
(舌功秘笈)
♪嘿 很高兴你能做到♪ ♪Hey, so glad you could make it♪
♪是的 你真的做到了♪ ♪Yeah, now you really made it♪
亲爱的 叫维琪下来吃饭好吗? Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper?
真他妈爽 Holy shit!
嘘 你的门没有上锁 Shh. You know there's no lock on your door?
哦 我要高潮了 我要高潮了 Ohh! I'm coming! I'm coming!
- 吉姆 - 爸爸 - Oh, Jim! - Dad.
嘿 我正在看我们一家的合照 Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here.
当时很开心 对不对? Well, that was a fun day wasn't it?
哦 是的 对 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
吉姆 我想谈谈自慰 Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
自慰是绝对正常的行为 Now, I just want you to know that it's- it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing.
无可否认 你要知道 And I have to admit, uh, you know.
我年轻时也成天想着上小妞 I did a fair bit of masturbating when I was a little younger.
我... 嗯... 我戏称为打手枪 I, uh... I used to call it "stroking the salami."
对了 还有舞单节辊 Yeah, you know, "pounding the ol' pud."
但我从没用过糕点 I never did it with baked goods.
但你还记得你大伯吧 But you know your Uncle Mort?
他天天都要玩弄五六次“独眼蛇” He "pinched the one-eyed snake" five, six times a day.
就像... 赛前的练习 See, it's like, uh, practice for the big game.
明白吗? 就像... 就像... You see? It's like... It's like...
独自对着墙壁练网球 banging a tennis ball against a brick wall.
虽然能过手瘾 但总不及实战 Which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game.
- 对...嗯 - 这不是实战 - Right. No. - It's not a game.
实战要有搭档 球来球往 What you want is you want a partner to return the ball.
你想不想要一个搭档? Do you want a partner?
嗯 我当然想要一个搭档 Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I want a partner.
- 真的想要搭档? - 哦 我真的想要搭档 - You do want a partner? - Oh, I want a partner.
- 你想要搭档 这是好事 - 我当然想要 - Want a partner. Good. Good. - Of course.
很好 Good.
因此 贺尔一旦登基... So, once Hal becomes king, he has to take on...
就要肩负重任 抛开他的老友... the responsibilities of leadership and turn his back...
醉汉科士达 on his old, drunken friend, Falstaff.
贺尔就像你们一样面临人生转折点 You see, Hal is going through a... rite of passage, much like you all are.
你们聚在一起的时光已不多 要好好珍惜 So make most of the time you've got left together. You'll miss it later.
舌头有没有抽筋? So, does your tongue cramp up?
没有 只觉得有点晕 Nah. You get kind of dizzy, though.
哇哦 Wow.
厉害 她可能很快又会想要了 That's amazing. She's probably gonna want to do it soon.
好了 下课 All right. Class dismissed.
各位 你们依然没开斋吗? Still questing after the Holy Grail, huh, guys?
欸 芬奇呢? Hey, uh, where's Finch?
回家上厕所 Oh, he went home to take a shit.
奇怪 我就不明白了 I don't get it. I just don't.
为什么他突然成名? How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?
成什么名? What reputation?
我来示范 Observe.
请问 你知道芬奇是谁吗? Ex- Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is?
知道呀 他是那个有刺青的男孩 对吧? Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right?
就是身上刺有鹰 烈火之类的纹身 You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff.
你们见到他 代我康妮问候他 Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi?
再见 Bye.
好了 解释一下吧 Okay. Explain.
解释不了 I can't.
我也没有头绪 I don't know how he's doing it.
这样一来 只有吉姆没有进展 I, uh... I guess that just leaves Jim trailing.
- 啊 吉姆 - 振作起来 伙计 - Aw, Jimbo! - Better sack up, buddy!
我知道 我要奋起急追了 好吗? Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right?
吉姆 James?
你是不是很擅长世界史? You are very good in the world history class, yes?
我吗? 有吗? 不是...嗯... Me? Y- Yes. No, uh...
是 相当好了 Yes, I am.
那可不可以教教我? Perhaps you could help me with my studies.
嗯...好 乐意到极 Uh, yeah. Absolutely.
那... 那... 那就约个时间吧 Tha- Tha- Tha... That would be... That would be great sometime.
明天怎么样? How about tomorrow?
不行 我明天要练芭蕾舞 Well, I have ballet practice.
那要不练完舞之后到你家去 Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards?
可以在你家里换衣服 I could change clothes at your place.
哦 嗯...好呀 Oh. Uh... yeah.
应该没什么问题 当然可以 I suppose that would be okay. Sure.
不错的汽车 Nice car!
很高兴你懂欣赏 I'm glad you think so.
你不喜欢吗? You don't like it?
不 我喜欢啊 但关于毕业舞会 No, I like the car. By the way, though, about prom?
对不起 我不应该邀请你 That was a bad idea. I'm sorry I invited you.
什么意思? What are you talking about?
拜托 Please.
我本以为你值得做朋友 I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with.
但这就是个笑话 不 你就是个混蛋 But you are just a jock. No, wait. You're a jerk.
等等 我不明白 Wait! I don't understand.
我看见你们一队球员嘲弄我 I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies.
海瑟 我并没有取笑你 Heather, I wasn't making fun of you.
无需再解释 你是伪君子 Give me a break. You're so full of it.
卧槽! Fuck me!
东欧女孩要在你家里脱衣服 There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house.
然后你什么想法都没有? And you're not gonna do anything about that?
我能怎样? 把她裸照放网络上? What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet?
- 对啊 - 你会这么干吗? - Yeah. - You can do that?
不行 我不能那样做 No. I cannot do that to her.
吉姆 有点儿种行不行 Jim, get some fucking balls.
你连女孩裸照都不敢拍 If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick,
还怎么跟她上床? how you gonna sleep with one?
我对裸照不感兴趣 但他说得有点道理 I don't like the kid, but he's got a point.
看吧 连屎砖家都认同了 See, even shit-brick knows you should do it.
你只需要搭条私人网线 然后... All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net...
把网址告诉我就行了 and tell me the address.
也顺便把地址告诉我 You can send me the address too.
我留个观众席给你 I'll save you a seat.
♪ James Taylor -《How Sweet it is》♪
♪是多么甜蜜呀 被你所爱 被你所爱♪ ♪How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you♪
♪我想要依靠在一个人的臂弯♪ ♪I needed the shelter of someone's arms♪
♪一个人的臂弯♪ ♪Someone's arms♪
♪而你就在这里♪ ♪There you were♪
♪在这里 哦~♪ ♪You were, oh♪
♪我想要有个人能体会我的喜悦与忧愁♪ ♪I needed someone to understand my ups and downs♪
♪而你就可以♪ ♪There you were♪
很好 唱得很好 但主音仍然有些弱 Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken up that solo.
校际比赛就在这周六 但我们还需要加强主音 Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke.
是 我知道 我承认我水准欠佳 Yeah, I know, my timing's off.
不是欠佳 而是需要男高音配合 No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part.
我愿意唱男高音 I'll do it.
操 Dick.
- 我愿意唱 - 好极了 明天见 - I'll do it. - Great. See you tomorrow.
你为什么要这样做? Why are you doing this?
因为我想唱 'Cause I want to.
是吗? 唱歌可作不了假 你最好用心练习 Yeah? Well, you can't fake this. You better practice.
请进 Come in.
吉姆 嗯...有个女孩儿找你 Jim? There's a, uh... a young lady here to see you.
- 嘿 娜迪雅 - 嗨 吉姆 可以温习了吗? - Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study?
哦 当然可以 他简直就是书虫 Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid.
- 爸 - 我意思是... - Dad. - I mean...
但书虫并不等于书呆子 he's not, not one of those nerdy guys but...
爸 Dad!
不打扰你们温习了 Well, I'll... I'll let you two hit the books.
要啤酒吗? You want a beer?
哦 开场了 Oh, there we go.
拜托 走开啊 Come on, move!
老哥 这电脑是我的 我要用 Steve! It's my computer! And I wanna use it!
闭嘴 Shut up!
哦 你需要换衣服 对吧? Oh, you need to... You need to change, right?
- 嗯 介意吗? - 不不不 不介意 - Uhh, do you mind? - No. N-No, not at all.
嗯 请随便... 开始换衣服吧 Uh, please, you know. Just go ahead and get un... get changed.
我到楼下... 嗯... 先温习温习 I'll, uh... I'll go downstairs and start studying up.
- 就这样 - 好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
- 哦... - 好的 要开始了 - Oh... - All right, there he goes.
现在 咱们开始了 Now, we're in business.
- 我一会就回来 - 吉姆 你到哪... - Back in a sec. - Jimmy, honey, wh...
♪ blink-182 -《Mutt》♪
♪他开始蓄须 并告诉自己是街上最靓的仔♪ ♪He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb♪
♪她戴上了卷发夹 并用信用卡还了基金♪ ♪She has her curlers set Her credit cards are paying the funds♪
♪他还没那么老 还有很...♪ ♪He's not that old I've been told..♪
啊 她在画面里 Ah, here she is.
我错过啥了吗 Did I miss anything?
没有 你来得正是时候 No. You are just in time.
- 哦 哦 - 妙绝人寰 - Oh. Oh! - This is incredible.
哦 天啊 太刺激了 Oh, my God! This is too much.
哦 看到了吗 脱一件少一件 Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez.
天赐的互联网 God bless the Internet.
- 脱吧 全都脱了吧 -啊 天哪 - Do it. Take it off. - Oh, my God.
哇哦~ Oh!
哦 感谢主赐我们这样美妙的一天 Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day.
她一定吃了很多木瓜 Man. She takes her vitamins.
♪这太不健康了♪ ♪And it is way too unhealthy♪
♪他们甚至一直...♪ ♪Often they've typically♪
小心兴奋过头 Stop hyperventilating.
我从没见过这样么镜头 This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen.
那还用说 I know.
不敢相信 这是史勒想出的绝世妙计 Can you believe... This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.
她在...她在翻我的东西 What is she... She's touching my stuff.
- 她为什么在翻我的东西? - 哥们儿 任她翻吧 - Why is she touching my stuff? - Man, let her touch.
- 她在翻我的东西 - 娜迪雅要翻 就让她翻吧 - She's going through my stuff! - Nadia can touch anything she wants.
哦不 哦不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
- 哦不 - 不错的藏书哦 吉姆 - No, no. - Oh, nice collection there, Jim.
她会走 她一定会走 She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna...
她换了个舒服的姿势 她没走 She's getting comfortable. She's not gonna leave.
她正在浏览 She reads the articles.
她是要? Is she?
她正在自慰! She's going downstairs.
噢 天哪 Oh, my God!
这次捡到宝了 Jackpot, baby!
我没有眼花吧? Can you believe this?
娜迪雅 我都没想到你... Nadia, I would have never known.
我现在郑重宣布 I have an announcement that I would like to make.
有位美女... 正在我的床上自慰 There is a gorgeous woman... masturbating on my bed!
谢谢你 娜迪雅 Thank you, Nadia!
你想去吗 现在机不可失 If you ever had a chance with Nadia, this is it.
我去了做什么? 凯文 What am I supposed to do, Kev?
勾引她 Seduce her.
我... 我该怎么说? Wha... What the hell would I say?
回去问她需不需要帮忙 Go over there and ask her if she needs an extra hand.
这样做好傻 我不能... That's stupid, Kev. I can't...
这样傻吗? 你错过才叫傻! That's not stupid! You're stupid if you don't go!
去吧! 快回去吧! Come on! Get over there!
快去 她准备好了 Get going, man. She's prime.
快去 Get out of here!
- 她等着你呢! - 好 我这就去 - She's waiting for you. - Okay, all right. I'm going.
- 去 - 走啊 - 去! 我马上走! - Go! - Go! - I'm going!
- 走走走 - 哦 妈的 - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Oh, shit.
♪她张开双腿想要得到更多♪ ♪She's open waiting for more♪
♪但他只想长驱直入♪ ♪And I know he's only looking to score♪
♪这太不正常了 他们甚至一直...♪ ♪And it is way too unhealthy Often they've typically♪
嘿 爸妈 Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
♪没注意到他们彼此都很饥渴♪ ♪Been starved for attention before♪
哦老天 哦上帝 哦糟糕 哦不 Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no.
你好? Hello?
看来吉姆把邮件点成群发了 Looks like Jim addressed the e-mail wrong.
什么? What?
现在全校都能看到直播 It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory.
天啊 真不靠谱 God, how juvenile.
嘿嘿嘿...各位 Hey, hey, hey, guys!
宝贝! Baby!
哦 Oh.
上帝 求求你 保佑我顺利 Please, God, let this be it.
求求你了 Please?
有... 有人进房间了 S- Somebody's going in there.
对嘛 这才是你该做的 Here you go. That's what you need to do.
- 这小子和我是一个班的 - 不是吧 - That guy's in my trig class. - Oh, no.
看起来你似乎需要帮忙 Looks like you could use an extra hand.
吉姆! Jim!
- 呃... 哦 天啊 - 你真下流 - Well... Oh, God. - Shame on you.
没错 我下流 对不起 对不起 Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 我出去好了 - 那个... - Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go. - Well,
既然你看过我的了 you have seen me.
现在轮到我看你的了 Now, it's my turn to see you.
脱吧 Strip!
- 脱? - 慢慢脱 - Strip? - Slowly.
嗯... 你真的要我脱吗? Uh, you mean, like, strip strip?
脱给我看 For me.
他们在说什么? What is he talking to her about?
天知道 - Uh, no idea.
吉姆 加油 不要令观众失望 Come on, Jim. People are viewing. Get to business.
好极了 Perfect!
- 动起来 吉姆 - 耶 好的 动起来 - Move, James! Move! - Yeah, yeah. Move.
加油小子! 今天是你的好日子 Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!
- 不不不... - 不是吧 - No! No. No. - Please, God.
发生什么事了? What's going on?
- 太好了 - 还跳什么? 直接冲过去啊 - Yes! - All right. Get in the mix!
- 看那里 - 哦 好的 - See there. - Oh, okay.
真呕心! This is disgusting.
搞什么鬼? What the fuck is this?
不要跳了 Cut it out, man!
耶 Yeah.
神经病 Freak.
拜托 他千万不要靠近那椅子 He did not just take out that chair.
好的 他真的在用那把椅子跳舞 Yup, he took out the chair.
再脱 再脱 你个小骚货 More, more, you bad boy!
哦对 我好坏 我好坏 嘿呀 Oh, yeah, I'm bad. I'm naughty, baby. Yeah!
噢 天啊 Ohh, God!
♪ Anomaly -《Calling your name》♪
♪呼唤你的名字♪ ♪Calling your name♪
现在 到我这儿来 Now, come to me.
嗯 太好了 Oh, yeah.
- 要开始了 - 这才对嘛 - Here we go. - He's in, man.
♪呼唤♪ ♪Calling♪
这才像点儿样子嘛 This just got a hell of a lot better.
温柔点 Be gentle.
好的 Okay.
♪呼唤你的名字♪ ♪Calling your name♪
- 吉姆? - 不是吧 - Jim? - Oh!
- 哦...不 - 哦 不 -Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- 哦 喔 - 你怎么还没开始就结束了 - Oh. Oh! - You've done that before, dude.
休斯敦 发射任务出状况了 Houston, we have a problem.
发生什么了? 他怎么了? What happened? What did he do
枪走火了 He blew it.
我想我还是走吧 I guess I'll be going now.
不不不... 不要走 我还有存粮 No, no, no, I'm... I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh... I've got reserves.
娜迪雅 不要走 求求你 Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you.
我倒更喜欢你的色情杂志 Well, I do like your dirty magazines.
你喜欢吗? 那有没有看过这本? You do? Okay. Well. Um. Did- Did... Did you see this one?
这本更色情露骨 This here is your... is your more, uh, exotic, risque magazine.
- 他竟然拿出色情杂志 - 狗急跳墙 - He's pulling out the porn. - He's desperate.
吉姆 她走后你可以看个够呀 Jim, just wait till she leaves.
里面的女人都很性感 Very arousing women. They arouse me...
我看见就兴奋 很兴奋 They arouse me very, very much.
但...都不如你让我如此兴奋 But, uh... But not as arousing as you.
- 噢 吉姆 - 哦 天哪! - Oh, Jim! - Oh, God!
耶 Yes!
他这招竟然好使 喔 He's ruining daisy! Whoo!
所以 剃毛是这个意思吗? So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?
卧槽 Holy shit.
抚摸我 吉姆 Touch me, Jim.
试试这里 Here.
哦 喔 Oh. Oh.
又来? Again?
千万不要 Not again.
怎么又这样 Not again, man!
怎么可能这样? Is that possible?
真没用 What a loser.
嘿 Hey!
♪我想要有个人能体会我的喜悦与忧愁♪ ♪I needed someone to understand my ups and downs♪
♪而你就可以♪ ♪There you were♪
♪满怀甜蜜的爱与奉献♪ ♪With sweet love and devotion♪
♪深深地触动我的内心♪ ♪Deeply touching my emotion♪
♪我想停下脚步感谢你 宝贝♪ ♪I just wanna stop and thank you, baby♪
- 嘿 秒男 - 闭嘴 - Hey, minute man! - Shut up.
你应该鼓励我才对 You know... You know you're supposed to be supportive.
你觉得你跟娜迪雅还有机会吗? Hey, you think you still got a chance with Nadia?
没戏了 她的监护人都在网上看到了 No. Her sponsors here saw the thing on the net.
我并不觉得他们乐意看到那些 I- I really don't think they liked it.
你怎么知道的? How do you know that?
她正在回捷克的飞机上 She's already on a plane back home.
好吧 Yeah.
也许...或者我并不适合交女朋友 You know, guys? Maybe I'm just not good with girls, period.
不适合... 真的不适合... 就像是先天性性缺陷 No- no- no, really- really. Like... Like I was born without that part of the brain.
我是说 不能跟女孩聊天 I mean, I can't talk to girls.
一旦跟女孩说话就会说错话 And when I do talk to them, I screw it up.
毕业舞会就快到了 找借口也于事无补 Yeah, well, come prom those excuses aren't going to do you any good.
有一次音乐夏令营的时候 我们玩枕头大战 And one time at band camp, we weren't supposed to have pillow fights,
虽然我们只有一个枕头 但仍然很有趣 but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun.
而那次 我们都弄丢了要演奏的乐谱 A- And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song,
而且也没记住谱 于是我们乱奏一通 一遍一个样 but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing,
乐队指挥都不知道我们演奏的是啥 太搞笑了 and the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny.
所以你正因什么生气 对吧? So, you're pissed about something, huh.
你猜我生气的时候都干什么 You know what I do when I'm angry?
我就用横笛吹巴赫 会让人放松下来 I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing.
就是那次在音乐夏令营时学的 I learned to do that at band camp.
等一下 Hold on, uh...
你不知道我在生什么气吗 You have no idea why I'm angry?
因为明天有测验吗 Is it because we have a test tomorrow?
有时候我也会因为有大考而暴躁 Sometimes I get cranky when I know I have a big test to study for.
对了 肯定是有测验的缘故 Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
我也这么认为 因为有一次在音乐夏令营... I thought so because this one time at band camp...
你叫什么? W- What's your name?
- 蜜雪儿 - 好的 蜜雪儿 - Michelle. - O- Okay.
你肯做我毕业舞会的舞伴吗? Do you want to be my date for the prom?
真的吗? 你是认真在邀请我? Really? You seriously want to go with me?
我是认真的 Yes. Seriously.
舞会后会去史勒的派对吗? Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards?
派对上一定很好玩 Because that would be so cool.
当然 只要你喜欢 Sure, whatever you want.
太棒了 我们会玩得很开心 Cool! We're gonna have such a good time.
就像有一次音乐夏令营上 我们有堆营火... It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire...
嗨 Hi.
你怎知道我在这里? How'd you know I was here?
史勒告诉我的 Stifler told me.
竟然去问史勒? Talked to Stifler?
我要找到你 好吗 Well, I needed to find you.
我们要去练习那首歌 We're gonna have to work on that song.
好的 我很高兴你来找我 Okay. I'm glad you came by.
所以你上夜班? So you work nights?
我爸爸是这的经理 My dad's the manager.
真的吗? Really?
转告他 这的三明治很好吃 Cool. Tell him the subs are great.
你明年要去密西根大学 So you're going to Michigan next year?
没错 Yeah.
我父母希望我能上西北大学 但... My parents want me to go to Northwestern, but...
我不想写西北大学要求必须写的作文 I don't wanna write all those extra essays they make you do.
我想说 我怎么知道 I mean, how am I supposed to know
我"最动人的情感时刻"是什么 what my "most emotionally significant moment" was?
所以我一收到密大的录取通知书 我就决定去密大 So when my "U" of "M" acceptance came in December, I just said the hell with it.
- 洋葱 - 什么? - Onions? - What?
要洋葱吗? You, uh, want onions?
不用 谢谢 Oh, no, thank you.
那你打算主修哪科? So what are you gonna major in?
州立大学的商科 State's got a good business school,
我会加入大学的球队 and I could probably walk onto the lacrosse team.
那你什么都安排好了 对吗? Well, you've probably got it pretty figured out, then, huh?
读商科还行 能打球就很棒 但... I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but...
至于会不会做职业球员 what am I gonna be, a professional lacrosse player?
我也拿不定主意 I really have no idea.
我还以为只有自己拿不定主意 Thank God. I thought I was the only one.
才不只有你呢 Well, you're not.
那明年我们会离得很近 So we're gonna be close next year.
你是说我们的大学离得很近? You mean East Lansing and Ann Arbor?
是的 Yeah.
你在说什么呢? What are you talking about?
我很抱歉 但我不能做你的舞伴 I'm sorry, but I can't go to the prom with you.
我在等另一个人的邀请 I'm holding out for someone else.
你特么在逗我 You gotta be fucking kidding me.
虽然机会渺茫 但我觉得芬奇会邀请我 I know it's a long shot, but I figure Paul Finch might ask me.
芬奇? 屎砖家 Finch. Shit-brick.
哦 我一时忘说了 Oh, gosh. I- I forgot.
你复原得很好 You look okay.
我是说 脸上没有留下疤痕 I- I mean, the scars healed really well.
- 嘿 史勒 - 去死! - Hey, Stifler. - Eat shit.
怎么个回事? What was that all about?
他还在因被芬奇打过 而觉得没面子 He's still embarrassed because Finch kicked his ass.
谁跟你说的? Who told you that?
什么叫"无可奉告"? What do you mean, "no comment"?
你和芬奇有一腿吗? Did you two hook up or something?
开什么玩笑 当然没有 What, are you kidding? No.
那为啥说芬奇的活很好? Then how did all this get started?
好吧 估计现在说穿了也无所谓 Well, I guess it's all right for me to tell you now.
反正他的威名已经无处不在了... 来点奶酪 That reputation of his isn't going anywhere. Cheese, please.
芬奇找到我说 杰西卡 Finch comes up to me and says, "Jessica,
我需要你的帮助 巴拉巴拉 一堆废话 I need your help with this, blah, blah, etcetera."
我就说: "可以 给我200块 So I said, "All right. Pay me 200 bucks,
我就跟学校的女生说你床上功夫一级棒" and I'll tell a couple of girls that you're dynamite in bed."
他付了钱 我办了事 So he did, and I did.
这都可以吗? That actually works?
那还用说吗 Well, duh! Of course.
实际上 我还添油加醋了 Naturally, I embellished a little bit.
你听说芬奇和成熟的女人搞上了吗? Did you hear that Finch had an affair with an older woman?
没有 这我倒没听说过 No, I didn't hear that one.
那是我的得意之作 That one was my favorite.
上过啦啦队队长 Do that cheerleader.
♪感谢你 宝贝♪ ♪Thank you, baby♪
她想要我 她打电话给我... She wants me. She calls me up...
♪是多么甜蜜呀 被你所爱♪ ♪How sweet it is to be loved by you♪
天啊 原来你是基佬 Oh, my God, you're gay!
一起唱嘛 你知道歌词 Sing it with me. You know the words.
你想得倒美 你日唱夜唱 唱一星期了都 No, thanks, man. You've been singing that shit all week.
要是星期六比赛时你再唱 我揍死你 If you try that at M.S.U. This Saturday, I'll kick your ass.
最后一场球赛在这周六 Our last game is this Saturday.
你竟然忘了 Yeah, well, shit.
有场球赛我不得不去 那是我们球队的最后一场 I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game.
上次他们打得我们落花流水 这次我要打得他们屁滚尿流 Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really wanna kick their ass.
而且赛事在州立大学举行 But it's gonna be cool, because the game's at State,
这意味着之后我必须停止练习合唱 which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by.
所以你不能参加演唱了 So you can't sing at the competition.
海瑟 对不起 我只能放弃参演了 Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it.
不要紧 It's okay.
你应该做你感兴趣的事 You should... do what makes you happy.
好吧 谢谢你能谅解 All right. Listen, thanks for understanding.
没事 Yeah.
那么 再见了 So, uh, I guess I'll see you later?
嘿 凯文 Hey, Kevin.
有没有见过屎砖家? You seen shit-brick lately?
怎么? 你对他做了什么吗? Why? What did you do to him?
我吗? 怎么会呢 Me? Nothing.
他打我打到我怕嘛 See, I'm the one whose ass he kicked.
不过 我可以告诉你件事 But, uh, I'll tell you one thing, though.
我觉得他赶不回家拉屎了 I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore.
我在他巧克力热饮里下了点东西 Slipped a little something into his mochaccino.
哦 天呐 Oh, God!
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
耶稣啊 Jesus.
救赎之路 先生 Right this way, sir.
哦 天呐 Oh, God!
卧槽 Oh, no.
舞会肯定很好玩 It's gonna be fun.
要知道 只不过有差劲的乐队和愚蠢的布置罢了 You know it's just gonna be some crappy band and stupid decorations.
你这样说 You're just saying that
是因为到现在你都还没有舞伴吧 because prom's a week away and you don't have a date.
不不不... 我不想要舞伴 No, no, no. I don't want a date.
芬奇独身去参加 那我也独身去 Finch is going stag and... so am I.
芬奇真潇洒啊 God, he's like so... refined.
他真的搭上过成熟女人吗? You think that older woman thing is true?
是真的 对方是史勒的妈妈 Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom.
钟妮 是你发出的声音吗? Joanie, was that you?
- 哦 - 憋不住了 - Oh! - Can't hold it.
哦 Oh!
哕 Eww!
好耶 Yeah!
凯文 我觉得我们的感情 Kev? I think we've come...
在这学期深厚了不少 a really long way since homecoming.
是啊 确实 Yeah, we have.
也许我们是时候用新方式去表达爱意了 Maybe it's time we start to express ourselves in new ways.
- 是 - 你愿意吗? - Yeah. - You wanna do it?
- 愿意 - 我爱你 - Yeah. - I love you.
轮到你说了 It's your turn.
我没想到你是指这个 That's not what I was thinking.
性 你满脑子想的都是性 Sex. It's always about sex.
我没有满脑子都是性 It's not always about sex.
我只是这次会错了意 I just thought it was about sex this time.
听着 维琪 人们总是轻易地说出我爱你 Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around,
但毫无诚意 and-and people don't mean it.
我不想就这么随便地说出口 When I say it, I want it to be more than words.
你知道吗? 我要等... 完美的时刻 You know? I want it to be... Perfect.
对极了 Exactly.
- 阿尔伯特 准备好了吗? - 准备好了 - Okay, Albert. You ready? - No problemo.
♪夜晚闭上眼睛时♪ ♪I close my eyes at night♪
拜托 海瑟 合作一点好吗? Come on, Heather. Work with me here.
8号欧兹进球 Goal, Ostreicher!
- 厉害 欧兹 - 进攻圣手 欧兹 - All right, Oz! - Atta boy, Ozzie!
喔 耶 大家上 Whoo! Yeah, baby!
- 我们打得他们落花流水 - 继续 伙计们 - We're crushing you losers! - Let's go, fellas!
再接再厉 Come on!
♪我能行 我能行 我能行 我能行 我能行♪ ♪Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee♪
集中精神 培养乐感 Focus on the music. Think melody.
让音乐成为我的向导 Let the music be my guide.
这才刚刚开始而已 That would be a start.
谁是打球能将? 史勒! Who's the man? Stifler!
大家围过来 大家围过来 Huddle up, guys! Huddle up!
大家围过来 快过来 Huddle up! Come on! Okay.
好了 好了 All right, all right!
- 很好的进攻 各位 - 很好的进攻 - Good hustle, guys. - Good hustle.
但你们依然可能输 你们都看见欧兹的情形了 But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there.
你们不要以为觉得能进球 就真能进球 I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're gonna score.
直到进了球才算进球 You don't score until you score.
- 直到进了球 - 说得没错 - Until you score. - That's right, baby!
今天是最后关头 It all boils down to today.
你们整个高中时期 将迎来高潮 For you seniors, this marks the culmination...
- 得益于四年的苦练 - 高潮日 - of the past four years. - Culmination.
今天的球赛对你们意义重大 I want you to think about what this means to you.
你们想在回顾自己高中生涯时 Do you guys wanna look back on your days at East...
而没有一个遗憾的句号吗? and know that you used the time you had?
- 太特么想了 - 这才对 - Hell, yeah! - You do!
态度不错 欧兹 Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher.
祝大家好运 Good luck, fellas.
欧兹 我没叫你退出比赛呀 Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game.
我很抱歉 教练 I'm sorry, Coach.
你难道还有比这更重要的事情吗? You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher?
没错 Yeah.
欧兹 Ostreicher!
欧兹 个混蛋 Oz? Fuckface?
欧兹 Ostreicher!
- 嘿 欧兹! - 欧兹 - Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister!
- 这下好了 - 那球赛怎么办? - Oh, great. - What about the game?
我退出球赛了 I'm not playing.
你为了我们而放弃球赛? You're missing the game for us?
不 我是为了你而放弃球赛 No, I'm missing the game for you.
这是不是意味着我不能唱主音了? D- Does this mean I'm not gonna get to do the duet?
阿尔伯特 别扫兴了 Albert, you suck.
我觉得他不会回来了 I don't think he's coming back.
♪夜晚闭上眼睛时♪ ♪Close my eyes at night♪
♪闭上我眼♪ ♪Close my eyes♪
♪如果生命中没有你 我会到哪里去♪ ♪Wondering where would I be without you in my life♪
♪哦~♪ ♪Oh♪
♪我所做的一切都将无趣♪ ♪Everything I did was just a bore♪
♪都将无趣♪ ♪just a bore♪
♪我所到的每个地方都千篇一律♪ ♪Everywhere I went seems I been there before♪
♪但你为我照亮了♪ ♪But you brighten up for me♪
♪我的每一日♪ ♪All of my days♪
♪拥有爱是如此甜蜜♪ ♪With a love so sweet♪
♪充满了每个角落♪ ♪In so many ways♪
♪我想停下脚步♪ ♪I just wanna stop♪
♪感谢你 宝贝♪ ♪And thank you, baby♪
♪我想停下脚步♪ ♪I just wanna stop♪
♪感谢你 宝贝♪ ♪And thank you, baby♪
♪是多么甜蜜呀♪ ♪How sweet it is♪
♪被你所爱♪ ♪to be loved by you♪
欧兹 你特么就是领袖! Yeah, Oz! You fucking rule!
- 特么的领袖! - 没错 - Fucking rule! - Yeah!
也许言语并不那么重要 Maybe the words aren't that important.
就像 我知道他真的很关心我 对吧? It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know?
即使他说不出口 但他仍然爱我 Even if he can't say it, he does.
没错 他总想着上床 但他毕竟是男孩嘛 不是吗? And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right?
他是男的就会有那种冲动 He's got a dick. He's a guy.
没错 Right.
等等 这样翻译真的对吗? Wait. Is this translation right?
回家吧 屌老师 我受够了 "Go home, bird teacher. I've had enough."
不知道 我从凯文那抄的 I don't know. I got it from Kevin.
- 那么 会痛吗? - 什么? - So, does it hurt? - What?
你知道的嘛 就性呀 会痛吗? You know... sex. Does it hurt?
痛 你要知道 当第一次做时会痛 Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it, you know, it hurts.
但这之后 你再做 再做 再再做... But then you, you do it again and again and again...
越做越舒服 舒服到不得了 It just starts to feel good. Really good.
所以 如果说 我不做 Okay, so say I don't do it.
然后上了大学 And then I go off to college.
我可能看走了眼 I might end up doing it with some random guy...
失身给个混蛋 who totally turns out to be a jerk
是这个理 This is true.
到时我会后悔没有跟凯文做 And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin.
那就跟凯文做吧 So go do it with Kevin.
- 你赞成? - 你已经做好了准备 - You think? - Yeah. You're... You're ready.
你是个女人 看看你 已经为性做好准备了 You're woman. Look at you. You're ready for sex.
- 你说得对 - 那当然 - You're right. - I know.
- 我将要做它 我将要做爱 - 就现在 - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have sex. - Now.
这正是对的时机 并且它将非常完美 And it's gonna be right, and it's gonna be just perfect.
- 完美的性爱 - 谢谢 杰西卡 - Perfect sex. - Thanks, Jessica.
不用客气 Please.
凯文 Kevin.
- 我想做爱 - 现在? - I wanna have sex. - Now?
毕业舞会 Prom.
♪ Duke Daniels -《Following A Star》♪
♪当你走上这些台阶 获得奖章时♪ ♪As you walk up those steps and garner your award♪
♪请不要忘记我♪ ♪Try not to forget about me♪
♪当你无人可拥时 我陪着你♪ ♪'Cause I was there when you had no one else to hold♪
♪你曾就像个圣徒♪ ♪You used to look just like a saint♪
♪踉跄着走向前♪ ♪Stumbling towards♪
♪你与神域相去甚远♪ ♪Yours and God's very own quarantine♪
♪你从未想过你会变老♪ ♪You used to never think you'd ever grow old♪
今晚这个重大时刻 你一定很兴奋 You must be excited about the big night tonight.
简直狂喜 Thrilled.
哪个女孩这么幸运? Who's the lucky girl?
蜜雪儿 Michelle.
- 蜜雪儿 - 是的 - Michelle. - Yeah.
她一定很特别 She must be very special.
哦 她的确特别 Oh, she's special, all right.
否则也不会被你看中 I'm sure she is special if you picked her out of the whole bunch.
吉姆 你出发前我就叮嘱一件事 Jim, I'm just gonna say one thing before you leave tonight.
你要万分 万分小心 I want you to be very, very careful...
当你戴上 when you're putting on...
安全套的时候 the corsage.
好的 爸爸 Okay, Dad.
- 答应我 - 我答应你 - Promise me. - I promise.
♪ Maria Muldaur -《Midnight At the Oasis》♪
♪在绿洲的夜晚♪ ♪Midnight at the oasis♪
♪让你的骆驼安眠♪ ♪Send your camel to bed♪
♪影子映在你我的脸♪ ♪Shadows painting our faces♪
♪浪漫的踪迹在你我的脑海浮现♪ ♪Traces of romance in our heads♪
♪天使抱着半月♪ ♪Heaven's holding a half-moon♪
♪为我们而闪耀♪ ♪Shining just for us♪
♪让我们滑向一个沙丘♪ ♪Let's slip off to a sand dune♪
♪很快♪ ♪Real soon♪
♪扬起一点尘土♪ ♪And kick up a little dust♪
♪来吧 仙人掌是我们的朋友♪ ♪Come on Cactus is our friend♪
♪他会指出前行的路♪ ♪He'll point out the way♪
音乐夏令营的时候 我们也会像这样跳舞 You know, at band camp we have dances like this,
但跳得更好玩 only they're way funner.
♪直到清晨♪ ♪Till the evening ends♪
♪Hey, hey, hey♪
好了 进展报告 大家都到哪一步了? All right, status check. Where do you guys stand?
芬奇 我们知道你的情况 但这不能作为借口 Finch, we know where you are, but can't really use that as an excuse.
吉姆呢? Jim?
我的女伴是个音乐怪胎 不用再说下去了吧? Uh, my date's a flute-toting band dork. Does that answer your question?
欧兹 这是你唱歌得到的回报吗? Oz, is this vocal-jazz shit gonna pay off or what?
凯文 你这算什么态度? Kevin, what's with the attitude?
态度? 我的态度? Attitude? Me?
我觉得你们应该再兴奋一些 I think you guys should be a little more enthusiastic.
我们一直在等待今晚 This is the night we've been waiting for.
现在到了这个时刻 你们怎么能退缩 We're in this together. You guys can't back out.
凯文 你并不需要我们做陪衬 难道你害怕了? Kev, you don't need us to get laid. Are you afraid or something?
不 我们说过共同进退嘛 No. Come on. We made a pact.
你们不可以违约 这是必须... You can't break that. You guys are gonna have to...
必须什么? 凯文 我什么也没必要! Have to what, Kev, huh? I don't have to do shit.
忘掉约定吧 这样的压力既讨厌又无聊 Forget it already. I am so sick and tired of all this bullshit pressure.
我还没做过 但我已经无法忍受 我讨厌性爱 I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex!
我不会站在这里 等我的蛋蛋因为压力爆掉 And I'm not gonna stand around here busting my balls over something that,
坦白地说 那些一点都不重要 quite frankly, isn't that damn important.
我要回去找那怪女孩了 I'm gonna go hang out with that geek over there...
起码她不会开口闭口都是性 'cause at least she has something else to talk about besides sex.
太过份了 Goddamn.
没错 Yeah.
起码我习惯了在校厕扎马步 You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy.
嘿 芬奇 Hey, Finch.
- 想跳舞吗? - 好 - Wanna dance? - Yeah.
你没有舞伴吗? How come you have no date?
我想要保持开放的关系 I like to keep my options open.
我有份礼物给你 I got something for you.
算是个安慰奖 Consider it a consolation prize.
杰西卡 这也太棒了 喔 Jessica, this is great! Wow!
我收了你的钱 所以有些愧疚 Felt sorta guilty about taking your money.
200块全花在酒瓶上了? You spent $200 on this?
不 50块买酒瓶 150块买耳环 No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings.
- 那么...嗯... - 事先声明 - These are, uh... - Let me just clarify...
不要打我主意 芬奇 that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch.
当然不会 Of course not!
你和雪门很熟吗 嗯? So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh?
在派对认识的 对吧? You met at that party a while back, right?
是的 那晚我们一起谈心 Yeah, we were up all night together.
谈个一个通宵 We had one of those amazingly deep conversations...
互相了解了不少 where you feel like you really get to know someone.
谈心? Deep conversation, huh?
你把那回事叫做谈心? Is that what you call it?
还可以叫什么? What else would I call it?
谢谢 各位同学 Thank you, Great Falls.
我们现在休息一会儿 你真好看 We're gonna take a little break. You are beautiful.
你真恶心 You suck!
各位 打扰一下 Excuse me, everyone.
很抱歉打断各位 Sorry to interrupt.
我认为有件事你们应该知道 I just thought you all should know this.
雪门是个大话精 Chuck Sherman is a liar.
我从没跟他做过爱 I never had sex with him.
他也没跟任何人做过 He's never had sex with anyone.
我知道 是因为他亲口对我说的 I know this because he told me.
他说 最多是用西柚弄过 Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all.
哦 他还说 他一急 Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous,
就会尿裤子 he sometimes wets his pants.
打扰你们了 Thank you for your time.
- 你猜怎么着? - 没兴趣知道 - Guess what? - Not interested.
凯文 别这样 去史勒别墅的大巴要来了 Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is gonna be here soon.
- 我不去了 - 什么? - I'm not going. - What?
为什么不去了? Why not?
事情并没有像我想的那样发展 Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to.
我是说 我甚至都不知道自己在做什么 I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing.
整个晚上我都装作一切都在掌握之中 I- I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight.
但维琪会问我爱不爱她 而... I know that Vicky's gonna ask me if I love her, and...
我不知道怎样回答 I don't know what I'm gonna say.
我是说 我就快如愿以偿 I mean, I'm on the brink.
就快可以做了 本应欢天喜地 I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched.
或者你说得对 或许我就是害怕了 I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared.
振作起来 今晚可是大日子 Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night.
我们等足四年 终于开完舞会 We- We are finally going to a post-prom party on the lake.
要到史勒的别墅去了 We have been waiting for this for four years.
否则何必交史勒那种朋友? Why else have we been friends with Stifler all this time, right?
史勒算我们的朋友吗? We were friends with Stifler?
嘿 听着 Hey, look.
原来雪门一次都没做过 Sherman didn't even get laid.
- 他没有做过? - 倒是当众尿湿了裤子 - He didn't? - No, he pissed himself.
什么? What?
上车再告诉你 We'll tell you on the bus.
我要进去拿我的包 I'm gonna go inside and grab my bag.
或者再带上我的怪妞? My date too, perhaps?
史勒的妈妈离婚 分得了这别墅 Stifler's mom got it in the divorce.
这让我想起有次音乐夏令营... That reminds me of this one time...
对了 可以问你个问题吗? Hey, can I ask you a question?
你怎么没有什么故事? 只有我一直在说 How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them,
而你从没说过 and you don't have any.
哦 我也有很多故事 相信我... Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh...
但没有音乐夏令营那样纯情 They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp.
男孩之间的黄色故事? 说来听听 Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me!
你既然要听 我说好了 Okay. You want a story?
史勒喝过一杯加"料"的啤酒 Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer...
这是全屋最好的房间 This is the nicest room in the house.
凯文 这很完美 Kev, it's perfect.
你们是不是打算做爱 是不是 You guys are gonna fuck, aren't you?
下流仔 下流女 Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers!
下流仔 下流女 Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
- 出去 - 我想看嘛 - Out. - Aw, come on!
- 马上出去 - 靠 - Get out. - Man!
我有句话要说 海瑟 There's something I've been meaning to tell you, Heather.
什么事? What's that?
这事听起来非常糟糕 但... 我想让你知道 It's gonna sound really bad, but, uh, I want you know.
知道吗 You see, uh,
我还是处男 I'm a virgin, and, uh...
那个 我 凯文 吉姆 还有芬奇 Well, me, Kevin, Jim and Finch were...
我们有个约定 We all made this pact...
就是我们在 that we would lose our virginity...
中学结束前破处 before high school was over,
然后今晚大概是我们的最后机会 and tonight is supposed to be the night that we all do it.
这不算是暗示我的最好说法 This isn't the best way to proposition me.
不是 我不是这个意思 No, that's... That's not what I mean.
我是说... W- What I mean is, uh...
听着 你知道我为什么退出球赛吗? Look, do you know what made me leave that game?
听到教练动员我们说 See, Coach, he was giving us this speech about...
有机会进球时 就要乘胜追击 not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score...
听起来并没有好受点 This isn't any better, Chris.
不是 我的意思是 No, you see... You see, Heather,
我觉得跟你在一起时 what I realized is that...
我不觉得是在进攻球门 with you, it's... not like I'm running towards a goal...
不是在设法进球 looking for the best way to score.
说出来可能有些老土 但... This may sound a little corny, but...
我觉得自己已经胜出了 I feel like I've already won.
我更在意你的感受 And, uh, I care about you a lot.
欧兹 我知道 Oz, I know.
你叫我欧兹? You called me Oz.
是呀 Well, yeah.
你的朋友都这么叫你 It's what your friends call you.
我觉得自己也算是你的朋友吧 I mean, I feel like I'm one of your friends now.
作为... 你的女朋友 And... your girlfriend?
♪ Loni Rose -《I Never Thought You Would Come》♪
♪我从未想过我可以这么爱一个人♪ ♪I never thought that I could love like this♪
♪心中对你的爱正愈演愈烈♪ ♪This feeling inside me is growing♪
♪我从未想过你会出现♪ ♪I never thought that you would come♪
(非请勿进)
你迷路了吗? Are ya lost?
你是史勒的妈妈... 呃... You're Stifler's mom. Uh...
不 我没有迷路 只是... No, no, not lost. Just, um,
四处逛逛 you know, taking the tour.
对了 谢谢你允许我们在这开派对 Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party.
说起来 我并没有拒绝的机会 As if there was an alternative in the matter.
那你玩得开心吗? So, you enjoying yourself?
伯母 我喝得有点飘了 I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am.
我很高兴你能尽兴 I'm so happy for you.
但酒可以乱性 不是吗 But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?
你今晚的小女伴呢? Where's your little date tonight?
我约不到 因为... No date. It was...
因为一个厕所意外 It was a bathroom incident.
什么? Pardon me?
算了 Never mind.
你这有什么喝的吗? You have anything to drink?
我觉得楼上还有啤酒 I believe the kegs are upstairs.
啤酒就只是饮料而已 That is what the cretins drink.
我是要真正的酒精 I'm talking about alcohol, liquor.
- 真正的好东西 - 可以 - The good stuff. - All right.
我还有些威士忌 I got some scotch.
纯麦酿制? Single malt?
18年酿造 Aged 18 years.
是我喜欢的 The way I like it.
为什么还不去酒橱拿个杯子 Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar?
我想我会的 I think I should.
我帮你斟 Allow me.
开一个派对 You know it's a bitching party.
是我史勒的拿手好戏 The Stif-man always comes through in the clutch.
后来他连黄胆水都呕出来了 And then he just puked his brains out.
- 这故事太污了 - 告诉过你嘛 - That is a nasty story. - Yep, I told you.
我也有个污的故事 要听吗? 关于性哦 Do you want to hear a nasty story of mine? It's sort of sexual.
好啊 说来听听 Yeah! Yeah, let's hear it.
有一次音乐夏令营... 我们在玩游戏 Okay, well, this one time at band camp, we were playing this game.
你知不知道一个叫"旋转酒瓶"的游戏 I don't know if you know it, but it's called "Spin the Bottle."
结果我要吻一个叫温特的人 And I had to kiss this guy named Mark Wander on the lips.
温特是个吹长号的 And- And he plays trombone...
你想要怎样做? So how do you want to be?
比如 你想用什么姿势? Like... how do you want to do it?
不知道 你呢? I don't know. How do you?
一般...正常的姿势 传教士体位 Like... normal style. The missionary position.
可以 Okay.
凯文 Kev?
- 怎么了? - 我想听你说 - Yeah? - I wanna hear you say it.
好吧 Okay.
维多利亚 Victoria,
我爱你 I love you.
♪ Bic Runga -《Sway》♪
♪不要迷失♪ ♪Don't stray♪
♪也不要离开♪ ♪Don't ever go away♪
♪我应该对此更聪明一些♪ ♪I should be much too smart for this♪
♪你知道那样对我来说会更好♪ ♪You know it gets the better of me♪
♪有时 当你我双目相视♪ ♪Sometimes, when you and I collide♪
压到我头发了 Oh. My hair.
♪我便坠入你爱的海洋♪ ♪I fall into an ocean of you♪
♪记得及时拉我上来♪ ♪Pull me out in time♪
♪不要让我深陷其中♪ ♪Don't let me drown♪
♪不要让我深陷太久♪ ♪Let me down♪
痛吗? You okay?
有点儿 慢慢来 Yeah. Go slow.
♪请说你将留下♪ ♪Say you'll stay♪
♪不再来了又走♪ ♪Don't come and go♪
♪不再像之前那样♪ ♪Like you do♪
♪正摇摆不定♪ ♪Sway my way♪
♪是的 我想要知道♪ ♪Yeah, I need to know♪
♪你的所有♪ ♪All about you♪
♪快说你将会留下♪ ♪Say you'll stay♪
所以故事的结局就是... So the end of the story is you...
你要吻他20秒 had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds.
是啊 而他呆头呆脑 所有人都在笑话我 Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me
但我不在意 毕竟情形确实很滑稽 but I didn't care because it was so funny.
明白了 I get it.
还有一次音乐夏令营 我用横笛来解决 And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
什么? Excuse me?
怎么 你以为我不懂发泄吗? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off?
音乐夏令营里也有性教育 Hell, that's what half of band camp is... Sex Ed.
所以可以开始了吗? 我等得有点儿不耐烦了 So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm getting kinda antsy.
让我们开始吧 This'll do.
噢 Ow!
戴两个上去 不会那么敏感 Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you.
我不想让你早泄 I don't want you coming so damn early this time.
为什么你会以为我会早泄? What makes you think that I would come early?
拜托 我在网上看过你的视频 Come on. I saw you on the net.
不然我为啥会接受你的邀请 Why do you think I accepted this date?
我知道十拿九稳才跟你来 You're a sure thing.
说得对 Yes, I am.
于是我说: "这显然是... 文艺复兴时代的作品" So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca."
你介意我说你风情万种吗? So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking?
芬奇先生 你是想勾引我吗? Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
正是 伯母 Yes, ma'am, I am.
♪ Simon & Garfunkel -《Mrs. Robinson》♪
♪我要告诉你 罗宾逊太太♪ ♪And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson♪
♪上帝爱得比你知道的更多♪ ♪Jesus loves you more than you will know♪
♪哦 哦 哦♪ ♪Whoa, whoa, whoa♪
♪请高高站起 罗宾逊太太♪ ♪Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson♪
♪上帝在天堂正微笑看着这些祈祷者♪ ♪God in heaven smiles on those who pray♪
嗯... 你死定了 Mmm, you're dead.
♪嘿 嘿 嘿♪ ♪Hey, hey, hey♪
♪正摇摆不定♪ ♪Sway my way♪
♪是的 我想要知道♪ ♪Yeah, I need to know♪
♪你的所有♪ ♪All about you♪
♪无法治愈♪ ♪And there's no cure♪
♪无法确定♪ ♪And no way to be sure♪
♪为什么一切都反反复复♪ ♪Why everything's turned inside out♪
♪存在太多怀疑♪ ♪Instilling so much doubt♪
♪令我如此疲惫♪ ♪It makes me so tired♪
♪我感到很扫兴♪ ♪I feel so uninspired♪
♪我徘徊在理智与感性之间♪ ♪My head is battling with my heart♪
♪逻辑被撕成了碎片♪ ♪My logic has been torn apart And now♪
- 想不到你活挺好 - 我也没想到 - I had no idea you'd be this good. - Neither did I.
哦 芬奇 芬奇 Oh, Finchy. Finch.
- 哦 史勒妈妈 - 芬奇 - Oh, Stifler's mom, whoa! - Finchy!
那我们开始吧 Okay, let's go.
我叫什么? 贱货 我要你叫我名字! What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
蜜雪儿 蜜雪儿 Michelle, Michelle.
天哪 Oh, God.
昨晚很棒 对吧? That was a great night, huh?
是的 Yeah.
不敢相信咱们已经毕业了 I mean, I just can't believe we had our senior prom.
是呀 I know.
时间过得真快 It went by so fast.
是呀 真快 Yeah, it did.
凯文 Kevin?
明年你要去密西根 而我要去纽约 Next year with you going to Ann Arbor... and me going to Ithaca,
咱们这样是不行的 不是吗 it's not gonna work, is it?
不要那样说 No. Don't say that.
我们还能很好地维持感情 I mean, we could make it work.
- 一切都会很完美 - 不会 凯文 - It'll be perfect. - No, Kevin.
- 但... - 这就是我意识到的... - But... - See, that's what I've been realizing...
世事没有完美 is that... nothing's perfect.
将来的事谁也难预料 And you can't plan everything.
好吧 我想我们会渐行渐远 Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.
然后我们各自都会遇到新的朋友 And we'll be on our own, meeting new people.
可是 昨晚 Last night, though.
我没骗你 I wasn't lying.
我知道 I know.
她走掉了 She's gone. Wha...
天呐 我被利用了 Oh, my God. She used me.
我被利用了 I was used.
真棒 Cool!
为什么锁着门? What's this door locked...
妈 你在哪... Mom, where's...
妈? 屎砖家? Mom? Shit-brick?
嘿 史勒 Hey, Stifler.
♪Do do do Do do do do♪
不得不承认 女人 I just gotta say that women,
就像美酒 愈老愈醇 like a fine wine, only get better with age.
当然 我无从比较 不过 嗯... Of course, I have no basis for comparison, but, uh,
实在不俗 it was good.
欧兹 你还是处男 对吧? So you almost made it, huh, Oz?
我只能说我们渡过了温馨的一晚 I'll just say that we had a great night together.
再接再励 Hang in there, buddy.
你迟早如愿以偿 You'll get there.
我相信我们堕入爱河了 You know, guys, I think we're falling in love.
哇...哦... Wha... Wow.
太好了 值得高兴 That's great, man. That's awesome.
最美好的时光是何时? Y- You know what the coolest thing is, guys?
就是此时此刻 This. You know, right now.
对 从今以后一切都将不一样 It's true. I mean, after this, everything's gonna be different.
因为破了处? After... getting laid?
因为中学毕了业 After high school.
是时候往前迈进了 Here's to the next step.
往前迈进 To the next step.
♪Do do do Do do do do♪
♪小鸡 中国 中国鸡♪ ♪Chickety China the Chinese chicken♪
♪你有一个鼓槌 你的大脑停止滴答作响♪ ♪You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking♪
♪关上灯看X档案♪ ♪Watching X Files with no lights on♪
♪我们正在房子里 我希望那个吸烟者也在这♪ ♪We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one♪
♪像哈里森福特一样 我变得疯狂♪ ♪Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic♪
♪像斯汀一样 我话带禅机 像士力架一样 保证满足♪ ♪Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy♪
♪像黑泽明一样 我拍疯狂的电影♪ ♪Like Kurosawa I make mad films♪
♪好吧，我不拍电影 但如果我拍了 里面也会有武士♪ ♪Okay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai♪
♪会找一套更好的在手柄上有磨砂的高尔夫球杆♪ ♪Gonna get a set of better clubs gonna find the kind with tiny nubs♪
♪这样我挥杆后高尔夫球杆才不会飞出♪ ♪So my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing♪
♪必须要与美少女战士一起打 因为那部卡通♪ ♪Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon♪
♪有让我想歪的动漫辣妹♪ ♪Has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing♪
♪如果我觉得你生气时 我能怎么办♪ ♪How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad♪
♪尽管我心情不好 但仍憋不住笑♪ ♪Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad♪
♪我就是那种在葬礼上都会大笑的人♪ ♪I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral♪
甜心? Sweetheart?
♪无法理解我的意思吗 你很快就知道了♪ ♪Can't understand what I mean You soon will♪
♪我倾向于把心思放在袖子上♪ ♪I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve♪
♪我有脱掉衬衫的历史♪ ♪I have a history of taking off my shirt♪
♪你已经一周没看我了♪ ♪It's been one week since you looked at me♪
♪把你的手臂放在一边说 “对不起”♪ ♪Dropped your arms to the side and said, I'm sorry♪
♪ Bachelor Number One -《Summertime》♪
♪向你的母亲 你的兄弟 以及其他重要的人问好♪ ♪Hello to your mother your brother significant other♪
♪我是夏天♪ ♪I am the summertime♪
♪我来这里是为了解放你的思想♪ ♪And I'm here to free your mind♪
♪脱掉你蓝色的鞋 用思想以外的任何东西♪ ♪Kick off your shoes the blues and use anything but your mind♪
♪因为这是在夏天♪ ♪'Cause this is the summertime♪
♪它来这里是为了解放你的思想♪ ♪And it's here to free your mind♪
♪今天你又能拯救多少人♪ ♪How many other people can you save today?♪
♪你不觉得 是时候扬帆远航了吗♪ ♪Don't you think it's high time that you sail away?♪
♪今天就离开 不要落后♪ ♪Leave today Don't fall behind♪
♪如果只有很短的时间 尝试去体验新的东西♪ ♪Try something new Turn into you if only for a short time♪
♪我是夏天♪ ♪I am the summertime♪
♪我来这里是为了解放你的思想♪ ♪And I'm here to free your mind♪
♪ Tonic -《You Wanted More》♪
♪爱是悲惨的 爱是勇敢的♪ ♪Love is tragic Love is bold♪
♪你总是会说什么就做什么♪ ♪You will always do what you are told♪
♪爱是艰难的 爱是坚强的♪ ♪Love is hard Love is strong♪
♪你从不会说你错了♪ ♪You will never say that you were wrong♪
♪我不清楚当我痛苦时♪ ♪I don't know when I got bitter♪
♪如果爱消失会不会更好♪ ♪Love is surely better when it's gone♪
♪因为你想要的太多♪ ♪'Cause you wanted more♪
♪多过我能给的♪ ♪More than I could give♪
♪多过我拥有的♪ ♪More than I could handle♪
♪以及一个我没办法提供的生活♪ ♪And a life that I can't live♪
♪你想要的太多♪ ♪You wanted more♪
♪多过我能承受的♪ ♪More than I could bear♪
♪多过我能提供的♪ ♪More than I could offer♪
♪但唯独爱并不存在♪ ♪And a love that isn't there♪
♪爱是缤纷的 爱是响亮的♪ ♪Love is color Love is loud♪
♪爱从不会觉得你太骄傲♪ ♪Love is never saying you're too proud♪
♪爱是相信 爱是诚心♪ ♪Love is trusting Love is honest♪
♪爱不是束缚你的手♪ ♪Love is not a hand that holds you down♪
♪我不清楚当我痛苦时♪ ♪I don't know when I got bitter♪
♪如果爱消失会不会更好♪ ♪Love is surely better when it's gone♪
♪因为你想要的太多♪ ♪'Cause you wanted more♪
♪多过我能给的♪ ♪More than I could give♪
♪多过我拥有的♪ ♪More than I could handle♪
♪以及一个我没办法提供的生活♪ ♪And a life that I can't live♪
♪你想要的太多♪ ♪You wanted more♪
♪多过我能承受的♪ ♪More than I could bear♪
♪多过我能提供的♪ ♪More than I could offer♪
♪但唯独爱并不存在♪ ♪And a love that isn't there♪
♪当我跌倒我必须独自爬起♪ ♪I gotta pick me up when I am down♪
♪我只在地上找到自己的足迹♪ ♪I gotta get my feet back on the ground♪
♪当我跌倒我必须独自爬起♪ ♪I gotta pick me up when I am down♪
♪我不清楚当我痛苦时♪ ♪I don't know when I got bitter♪
♪如果爱消失会不会更好♪ ♪Love is surely better when it's gone♪
♪因为你想要的太多♪ ♪'Cause you wanted more♪
♪多过我能给的♪ ♪More than I could give♪
♪多过我拥有的♪ ♪More than I could handle♪
♪以及一个我没办法提供的生活♪ ♪And a life that I can't live♪
♪你想要的太多♪ ♪You wanted more♪