翻译: sectumpempra 不二 084 Fabiana 哒哒
翻译: 大脸猫 Yani 琴河感旧 汉堡侠 馒天锅海
校对: 安迟华承包漫威话痨组了很开心
后期: 天灵没有盖
压制: 肉包超人
总监: 怪查理
现在这世道与以前大不相同了 Things are never gonna be the same now.
我说 看看这画 I mean, look at this.
上面有外星人 You got aliens.
有绿色的大家伙在拆毁房子 You got big green guys tearing down buildings.
在我小的时候 我画的都是牛仔和印第安人 When I was a kid, I used to draw cowboys and Indians.
正确的说法是 美洲原住民 但是无所谓了 Actually, it's Native American, but whatever.
嗯 告诉你吧 Yeah. Tell you what, though.
这其实也不赖 对吗 It ain't bad, is it?
嗯 没错 No. Yeah.
这孩子前途远大啊 Kid's got a future.
没错 嗯 Yeah, well,
来日方长 可能吧 We'll see, I guess.
不对 嘿 No, hey! Ah!
你不可能锯得开这东西的 You can't saw through that stuff.
这些外星玩意都很硬的很 These alien bastards are tough.
你得用他们的东西来撬才行 You gotta use the stuff they use.
- 看到了吗 行吗 - 没问题 - See? All right. - All right.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey!
真高兴你能加入我们 下午好啊 Glad you could join us. Afternoon.
- 嗯 我闹钟没响 - 没错 是你闹钟的问题 - Yeah. My alarm didn't go off. - Yeah, your alarm.
听着 就和我之前和你说的一样 去把那些装甲板叠好 Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you.
这对我们来说可是一笔大生意 This is a huge deal for us.
各位请注意 Attention, please!
根据第396b号行政命令 In accordance with executive order 396b,
所有的战后清理行动 all post-battle cleanup operations
现在都归于我们管辖 are now under our jurisdiction.
感谢你们的服务 我们会从这里接手 Thank you for your service. We'll take it from here.
你们他妈是谁啊 Who the hell are you?
专业人员 Qualified personnel.
听着 我有一份城市合同 来回收所有这些东西 好吗 Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay,
是和市政府签的 所以 with the city, so--
我很抱歉 Toomes先生 I apologize, Mr. Toomes,
但是所有回收行动 现在都归于我们管辖 but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction.
请上交所有你收集的外星材料 Please turn over any and all exotic materials that you've collected
否则你将有可能会被起诉 or you will be prosecuted.
女士 什么 Ma'am, what am--?
求你了 请过来一下 嘿 女士 别这样 Please. Come here. Hey, lady, come on.
听着 Look...
我为了接这活买了卡车 I bought trucks for this job.
我招募了一整个全新的团队 I brought in a whole new crew.
这些人都有家庭要养活 我也有家庭 These guys have a family. I have a family.
我全副身家都扔进去了 我会连房子都保不住的 I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.
我很抱歉 先生 我爱莫能助 I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.
也许下次 不要这么自不量力 Maybe next time, don't overextend yourself.
你说什么 What'd you say?
没错 Yeah.
他是对的 我是自不量力了 He's right. I overextended myself.
- 喂 喂 喂 - 别这么做 - Hey, hey, hey. - Don't do it.
停停停 放下枪 Ah-ah-ah-ah. Put 'em down.
如果你有什么不满 If you have a grievance,
你可以去跟我的上司们谈谈 you may take it up with my superiors.
你的上司们 他们他妈的是谁啊 Your superiors. Who the hell are they?
灾害控制局
这个联合部门由Stark工业 A joint venture between Stark industries
纽约之战的余波
和联邦政府合作建立 and the federal government,
名叫灾害控制部 the Department of Damage Control,
将会负责监管收集和储存 will oversee the collection and storage of
外来物体及其他异星产物 alien and other exotic materials.
现在这个把一切弄得一团糟的混球居然还被花钱雇来清理残局 Now the assholes who made this mess are paid to clean it up.
没错 这都是黑箱操作 Yeah, it's all rigged.
专家估计约有超过1500吨的异星物品 Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material
三州毗邻区 又称纽约都会区 区域覆盖纽约州 新泽西州以及康涅狄格州
散落在整个三州毗邻区 scattered throughout the tri-state area.
嘿 老大 Hey, chief!
我们还有一车昨天的货物 We still have another load from yesterday.
我们应该把这个上交 对吗 We're supposed to turn this in, right?
- 我可不会去运送它 - 这可太可惜了 - I ain't hauling it. - It's too bad.
我们本可以用那些外星垃圾造一些厉害东西来着 We could have made some cool stuff from all that alien junk.
我说啊 I tell you what.
我们就留下这些东西 Let's keep it.
这世界正在变化 The world's changing.
也是时候该我们改变了 It's time we change too.
背景音乐 - The Rolling Stones
八年后
货来了 Mason There you go, Mason.
耶 Yeah!
生意红火 Business is good.
此影片由 Peter Parker 拍摄
纽约 皇后区 这是一个暴力的城区 New York. Queens. It's a rough borough,
- 但是 此乃家之所在 - 你在和谁说话呢 - but, hey, it's home. - Who you talking to?
没和谁 只是在录一些旅行短片 No one. Just making a little video of the trip.
- 你知道不能把这个给任何人看 - 嗯 我知道 - You konw you can't show it to anyone. - Yeah, I know.
那为什么你在用那种声线做旁白 Then why are you narrating in that voice?
- 呃 因为那很有趣 - 有趣 - Uh, because it's fun. - Fun.
所以为什么他们叫你Happy(开心) So why do they call you Happy?
来吧 我可不会替你拿包 我们走 Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.
嘿 我应该在这之前上个厕所吗 Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?
飞机上有厕所 There's a bathroom on it.
哇哦 无人驾驶 这太酷了 Whoa. No pilot? That's awesome.
- 这是你要坐的地方吗 - 没错 - Is that where you're gonna sit? - Yeah.
这是你第一次乘私人飞机吗 This is your first time on a private plane?
这是我第一次乘飞机 My first time on any plane.
它应该 它应该 它应该发出这种声音吗 Should it--? Should it be--? Should it be making that noise?
嘘 嘘 嘘 Shh, shh, shh.
都没有人告诉我 No one has actually told me
为什么我会在柏林或者我在做什么 Why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing.
好像和美国队长发疯的事有关 Something about Captain America going crazy.
- 这是你的房间 - 哦 我们是邻居了 - This is you. - Oh, we're neighbors?
我们不是室友 穿上战衣 We're not roommates. Suit up.
好吧 Peter 该你上场了 Okay, Peter, you got this.
你他妈穿的是什么 What the hell are you wearing?
这是我的战衣 It's my suit.
- 箱子在哪里 - 什么箱子 - Where's the case? - What case?
那不是我的 什么 我当这是个壁橱来着 That's not my-- What? I thought that was a closet.
- 这里还是我的房间 - 请进 求求你了 - This is still my room? - Go. Please.
- 我的房间比我想象的要 - 在那里 - My room is way bigger than-- - There.
我看到箱子了 我看到箱子了 I found the case. I found the case.
"一点小小的升级" "A minor upgrade"?
哇哦 Whoa.
哦 我的天呐 Oh, my god.
- 把它穿上 - 这是什 - Put it on. - What the--?
这是我见过的最酷的东西了 This is the coolest thing I've ever seen--
- 我们走 - 但是我不明白 - Let's go. - But I don't understand.
这是给我的吗 Happy Happy 等等我 Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait.
这太疯狂了 太疯狂了 This is insane. Insane.
看看这个东西 看看这眼睛 Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes.
- 这是我此生最棒的一天 - 我们走 来吧 - The greatest day of my life. - Let's go. Come on.
好吧 那里有美国队长 钢铁侠 黑寡妇 Okay, there's Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow.
- 哇哦 那个新人是谁 - 内衣宝宝 - Whoa. Who's that new guy? - Underoos!
哦 他叫我了 我要走了 我要走了 Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.
嘿 你们好啊 Hey, everyone.
好吧 最疯狂的事刚刚发生了 Okay, so the craziest thing just happened.
我刚刚和美国队长打了一架 I just had a fight with captain America.
我偷了他的盾牌 我朝他扔了过去 I stole his shield. I threw it at him--
什么鬼 他现在变大了 我要走了 等会儿 what the hell? He's big now. I gotta go. Hang on.
这是有史以来最赞的事情 It was the most amazing thing that ever happen !
Stark先生就像那样 "嘿 内衣宝宝" Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, underoos!"
我空翻过去然后偷了美国队长的盾牌 I flipped in and stole cap's shield.
我就像这样"嘿 你们好啊" I was like, "What's up, everybody?"
紧接着 嘿 稍等一下 And then-- hey, just a second!
这就来 Coming!
嘿 Hey.
我们这里墙很薄 We have thin walls here.
你在做什么 短视频日记吗 What are you doing, a little video diary?
- 没错 - 没关系 - Yeah. - It's all right.
- 换我我也会做一样的事 - 我告诉过他别这么干了 - I'd do the same thing. - I told him not to.
他什么都拍 我之后要清空他的储存卡 He was filming everything. I'm gonna wipe the chip.
好吧 嘿 你听我说 Okay. Hey. You know what?
我们应该拍一个不在场证明视频给你阿姨看 你准备好了吗 We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready?
- 不在场证明 当然 好的 - 我们开始了吗 你进镜头来 - An alibi? Sure. Okay. - We rolling? Get in the frame.
嘿 May 你好吗 Hey, May. How you doing?
你穿着什么呢 我希望是暴露一点的 What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.
Peter 这是不合适的 Peter, that's inappropriate.
我们重新开始 你到时候把它编辑一下 Let's start over. You can edit it.
三 二 一 嘿 May Three, two, one. Hey, may.
我的天呐 我想告诉你 My gosh, I wanted to tell you
你的侄子在这个周末做得很棒 what an incredible job your nephew did this weekend
在Stark集团实习营中 at the Stark Internship Retreat.
每个人都被惊艳到了 Everyone was impressed.
喂 刚刚有人并线 抱歉 Come on! It's a freaking merge. Sorry.
这是因为你没有走皇后大道 Because you're not on Queens Boulevard.
听着 Happy是想要升职加入资产管理部门 See, Happy is hoping to get bumped up to Asset Management.
他之前是保安部的头头 再之前只是司机 He was forehead of Security, before that he was just a driver.
那是一场私人对话 That was a private conversation.
我不喜欢拿这个开玩笑 我也是鼓足勇气才开的口 I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that.
不 说真的 他是不是经常打鼾 No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?
- 我们到了 终点站 - 哎哟 - Here we are. End of the line. - Whoops.
- Happy 你能让我们谈一会儿吗 - 要我下车吗 - Happy,can you give us a moment? - Want me to leave the car?
把Peter的箱子从后备箱提出来 Grab Peter's case out of the trunk.
我能留着这战衣 I can keep the suit?
是的 我们刚刚才说到这个 Yes, we were just talking about it.
帮我个忙 好吗 Do me a favor, though.
Happy也算是你的联络人了 Happy's kind of your point guy on this.
不要给他太多压力 不要做蠢事 Don't stress him out. Don't do anything stupid.
我可是见过他的心电图 I've seen his cardiogram.
- 行吗 - 好的 - All right? - Yes.
不要做我会做的事情 Don't do anything I would do,
也绝对不要做连我都不会做的事情 and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do.
在这其中有一块狭小的灰色地带 这就是你发挥的地方 There's a little gray area in there. Where you operate.
等一下 这意味着我已经加入复仇者联盟了吗 Wait, does that mean I'm an avenger?
不是 No.
- 是这个吗 - 七楼 - This it? - Seventh floor.
我能拿这个 不用麻烦你拿了 I can take that. You don't have to.
- 你能拿吗 - 对 我能拿 - You'll take it? - Yeah, I can take that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
所以 什么时候是我们下一次的 So when's our next--?
什么时候是我们下一次的"实习营" 你懂的 When's our next "Retreat," You know?
什么 下一个任务 What, next mission?
没错 任务 那些任务 Yeah, the mission. The missions.
- 我们会联系你的 - 你有我的号码吗 - We'll call you. - Do you have my numbers?
不 我的意思是 我们会联系你的 No, I mean, we'll call you.
就是 其他人会联系你的的 好吗 Like, someone will call you. All right?
- 你团队的一员 - 好吧 行了 - From your team. - Okay. All right.
这不是拥抱 我只是在给你开门 That's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you.
我们还没有熟到那地步 We're not there yet.
再见 Bye.
他们会联系我的 They're gonna call me.
两个月后
嗨Happy我就是报个到 我会在下午2:45放学
准备好执行我的下个任务了
顺便一提我是Peter
Parker
怎么了 Penis(鸡巴)Parker What's up, Penis Parker?
早上好 中城科技中学的各位 Rise and shine, Midtown Science and Technology.
同学们 不要忘记拿你们的返校日门票 Students, don't forget about your homecoming tickets.
你有返校日的舞伴了吗 Do you have a date for homecoming?
谢谢你 Jason 我已经有舞伴了 Thanks, Jason, but I already have a date.
- 好吧 - 嗯 - Okay. - Yeah.
妈的 你 现在去我办公室 Damn it. You, in my office right now.
加入我 然后我们合力 Join me, and together
搭建一个全新的乐高死星模型 we'll build my new lego death star.
- 什么 - 太差劲了 - What? - So lame.
不可能 这棒极了 一共多少块 No way. That's awesome. How many pieces?
3803块 Three thousand eight hundred and three.
- 这太厉害了 - 我知道 - That's insane. - I know.
你今天晚上想搭吗 You want to build it tonight?
不 今晚我不行 我有Stark No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark--
- 嗯哼 Stark集团的实习项目 - 没错 就是这样 - mm-hm. Stark internship. - Yeah, exactly.
你总是在弄那个实习工作 Always got that internship.
嗯 好吧 我希望 Yeah, well, hopefully,
很快我能由此获得一份正式工作 soon it'll lead to a real job with them.
那将会是太棒了 对吗 That would be so sweet. Right?
他会这么说"你的电子表格做的不错 Peter" He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter.
"这是赏你的一枚金币" Here's a gold coin."
- 我不知道真正的工作是怎么一回事 - 就是这么一回事 - I don't know how jobs work. - That's exactly how they work.
我先在我那儿把死星的基础骨架拼出来 I'll knock out the basic bones of the Death Star at my place.
晚点儿再去你家 And I'll come by afterwards.
因为大多数情况下 基础部分是最难拼的 Because for the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it.
两个小内我们就能拼好上半顶层 顶多 The top half we can knock out in two hours, tops.
好极了 That'd be great.
那么我们怎么求出 Okay, so how do we calculate
A点和B点间的线性加速度 linear acceleration between points a and b?
Flash Flash.
角的正弦值和重力的乘积 It's the product of sine of the angle and gravity
再除以质量 divided by the mass.
不对 Peter Nope. Peter.
你还在听我讲吗 You still with us?
神奇的人形蜘蛛救下了一车孩子
呃 呃 听着呢 Uh, uh, yeah, yeah.
呃 Uh...
质量抵消了 所以只用把重力乘以正弦值 Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine.
正确 明白了吗 Flash(闪电) 最快的不一定是最好的 Right. See, Flash, being the fastest isn't always the best
如果你错了的话 if you are wrong.
你死定了 You're dead.
今天我们讨论的是丹麦物理学家尼尔斯波尔(Bohr) Today we're talking about Danish physicist Niels Bohr,
液
版本3.01
蛛 网
但是相信我 这节课一点儿都不无聊(boring) but trust me, there's nothing bohr-ing
关于他的量子理论发现 about his discoveries regarding quantum theory.
- Liz穿了件新上衣吗 - 没有 - Did Liz get a new top? - No.
返 校 节 马上就要到了 准备好了吗
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咱们以前见过这件上衣 但是从没见她配这条裙子穿过 We've seen that before, but never with that skirt.
- Liz 嘿 看起来真棒 - 嗨 - Liz, hey. That looks so good. - Hi!
我们别再盯着看了 不然就被当成变态了 We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy.
太晚了 你们这群窝囊废 Too late. You guys are losers.
那你为什么跟我们坐一起 Well, then why do you sit with us?
因为我一个朋友也没有 Because I don't have any friends.
全国竞赛
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一场学术能力的竞赛
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我们进行到下一个问题 Let's move to the next question.
最重的天然生成元素是什么 What is the heaviest naturally-occurring element?
氢元素是最轻的 Hydrogen's the lightest.
问的不是这个 好吧 That's not the question. Okay. Yeah.
铀元素 Uranium.
正确答案 谢谢 Abraham That is correct. Thank you, Abraham.
- 对了 - 请把书翻到第十页 - Yes. - Please open your books to page 10.
Peter 这是全国比赛 Peter, it's Nationals.
你就没办法请一个周末的假吗 Is there no way you could take one weekend off?
我不能去华盛顿 I can't go to Washington.
如果Stark先生需要我 我得保证就在这儿 If Mr. Stark needs me,then I have to make sure I'm here.
你都没跟Tony Stark呆在一间屋子里过 You've never been in the same room as Tony stark.
等等 什么情况 Wait. What's happening?
Peter去不了华盛顿了 Peter's not going to Washington.
- 不行 不行 不行 - 为什么不去 - No. No, no, no. - Why not?
真的吗 就在全国比赛开始前退出 Really? Right before nationals?
他已经退出军乐团和机器人实验室了 He already quit marching band and robotics lab.
我没有迷上他 只是善于观察 I'm not obsessed with him. I'm just very observant.
Flash 你替补Peter上场 Flash, you're in for Peter.
我不知道能不能去 得先查查日程表 I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first.
我跟黑寡妇马上要有次热辣的约会了 I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up.
假命题 That is false.
我没跟你说过不要为了喜剧效果按铃吗 What'd I tell you about using the bell for comedic purposes?
- 嗨 好吗 - 嗨 伙计 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, man.
好呀 Delmar先生 What's up, Mr. Delmar?
嗨 Parker先生 Hey, Mr. Parker.
5号套餐 对吗 Number five, right?
没错 加酸黄瓜 Yeah, and with pickles,
能麻烦您把它压扁一点儿吗 多谢了 and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks.
你说了算 老大 You got it, boss.
你阿姨怎么样 How's your aunt?
她挺好的 Yeah, she's all right.
(西语)她是一位非常火辣的意大利女人 She's a very hot Italian woman
(西语)你女儿怎么样了 How's your daughter?
- 10美元 - 上面写的是5美元 - Ten dollars. - It's $5.
因为你刚才的话 10美元 For that comment, $10.
别这样 我就是开个玩笑 开个玩笑 Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.
给你5美元 Here's $5.
好呀 Murph What's up, Murph?
最近怎么样 伙计 How you doing, buddy?
学校怎么样 So how's school?
啊 就那样吧 挺无聊的 有的是别的好事儿可忙活 Ah, you know. It's boring. Got better things to do.
老实呆在学校 孩子 老实呆在学校 Stay in school, kid. Stay in school.
不然你最后就会跟我一样 Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.
- 这样挺好的 - 皇后区最好的三明治 - This is great. - Best sandwiches in Queens.
Delmar的
熟食杂货店
背景音乐 - Ramones
终于能开始行动了 Finally.
- 借道 - 你有毛病吗 - Excuse me. - What's the matter with you?
你能帮我拿一下这个吗 多谢 Could you hold this for a second? Thanks.
嘿 这是谁的自行车 没人吗 Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?
- 嘿 伙计 这是你的自行车吗 - 我没零钱 - Hey, buddy, is this your bike? - I have no change.
有人带笔了吗 你有笔吗 Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?
这是您的自行车吗 如果不是 别偷走 蜘蛛侠留言
大家好吗 Everybody good?
嘿 Hey!
你是YouTube上那个蜘蛛人吗 You're that spider guy on YouTube, right?
叫我蜘蛛侠 Call me Spider-Man!
好吧 蜘蛛侠 翻个跟头 Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.
- 漂亮 - 不错 - Yeah! - Not bad.
嘿 伙计 Hey, buddy.
- 你不应该偷车的 这是不好的 - 这是我的车 蠢货 - Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. - It's my car, dumbass!
嘿 把那玩意儿关了 Hey! Shut that off!
- 你能告诉他这是我的车吗 - 我只是 - Can you tell him it's my car? - I was just--
- 喂 我还得上夜班 别瞎搞伙计 - 那不是你的车 - Yo! I work at nights. Come on, dude. - That's not your car!
- 那是他的车 - 我怎么会知道 - That's his car. - How was I supposed to know?
- 他把那个放在车窗上 - 每天都能听到这些该死的警报 - He put that in the window! - Every day with these damn alarms!
- 关了它 - 别逼我下楼 你个垃圾 - Turn it off! - Don't make me come down there.You punk.
嘿 Gary 最近怎么样 Hey, Gary! How you doing?
Marjorie 你好吗 你母亲怎么样 Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?
我没事 我没事 I'm good, I'm good.
已为您转入Happy Hogan的语音信箱 You have reached the voicemail box of: Happy hogan.
嘿 Happy 这是我今晚的报告 Hey, happy. Here's my report for tonight.
我阻止了一个自行车大盗 I stopped a grand theft bicycle.
找不到失主 所以我就留了个便条 Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note.
嗯 Um...
我帮助了一位迷路的多米尼加老太太 I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.
她人真的很好 还给我买了西班牙油条 She was really nice and bought me a churro.
我只是觉得我能做得更多 I just feel like I could be doing more.
你理解吗 我只是好奇 You know? Just curious
下次真正的任务会是什么时间 when the next real mission's gonna be.
所以 给我回个电话 So, yeah, just call me back.
我是Peter Parker It's Peter. Parker.
我为什么要跟他讲西班牙油条的事儿 Why would I tell him about the churro?
蛛网液不足
哦 呃 嘿 嘿 哦 啊 Oh. Unh. Hey, hey. Oh! Ah.
好了 Okay.
等不及见识一下这玩意儿了 Can't wait to see this thing.
终于 能干起大的 Finally, something good.
这个高科技玩意儿把这件事变得太简单了 Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy.
- 告诉过你它值得起这个价 - 好 上 上 上 - Told you it was worth it. - Okay, go, go, go.
哦 好极了 Oh, heh, nice.
今晚我们至少能再抢个五家 We can hit, like, five more places tonight.
身份盗窃
我们为您提供保障
咳咳 大家好吗 Ahem. What's up, guys?
忘了你们的密码吗 You forget your pin number?
哇 你们是复仇者联盟 Whoa! You're the Avengers.
你们在这儿忙活什么呢 What are you guys doing here?
雷神 绿巨人 很高兴终于见到你们了 Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys.
我还以为你们本人会更帅点儿 I thought you'd be more handsome in person.
钢铁侠 嘿 你为什么还要抢银行 Iron Man. Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank?
你可是个亿万富翁 You're a billionaire.
嘿 Hey--
哦 这感觉好奇怪 oh, this feels so weird.
那是个什么玩意儿 What is that thing?
我开始 想 你们不是 复仇者了 I'm starting...To think... You're not...The Avengers.
911 您有什么紧急状况 911. What's your emergency?
呃 蜘蛛侠和复仇者联盟打起来了 Uh, Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers
在第21街的一家银行 in a bank on 21st street.
好了 我们快结束吧 明天还得上学呢 All right, let's wrap this up. It's a school night.
所以你们这样的混蛋是怎么搞到这种科技的 So how do jerks like you get tech like this?
- 不要 等等 - 啊 - No. Wait, wait, wait! - Ah!
Delmar先生 Mr. Delmar.
嘿 Delmar先生 你在吗 有人在吗 你好 Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello?
哦 别这样啊 Oh, come on.
我得 I gotta--
- 来来 - 好了 - here, here. - Good, yeah.
好 没问题 好的 Okay. Good. Yes.
好 不 不 把那个放下来 Yes-- no. No, put that down.
把你或者我卖了都赔不起那东西 什么事儿 That's worth more than you or me. Yeah?
Happy 我刚经历了一件最疯狂的事情 Happy, the craziest thing just happened to me.
- 有一伙人在用高科技武器抢自助取款机 - 喘口气 好吗 - These guys were robbing an ATM with high-tech weapons - Take a breath. Ok?
- 我没时间听你讲自助取款机抢劫案 - 我知道 但是 - I don't have time for ATM robberies - Yeah, but--
或者你留下的贴心便条 or the thoughtful notes you leave behind.
我得操心搬家日的事情 I have moving day to worry about.
下周前所有东西都得搬出去 Everything's gotta be out by next week.
等等 你要搬家吗 谁要搬家 Wait, wait. You're moving? Who's moving?
你都不看新闻的吗 Yeah, don't you watch the news?
Tony把复仇者大厦卖了 Tony sold Avengers Tower.
我们准备搬到州北的一所新设施 We're relocating to a new facility upstate
希望那儿的手机信号比这儿差得多 where hopefully the cell service is much worse.
- 那我怎么办 - 你怎么办 - But what about me? - What about you?
万一Stark先生需要我或者什么事或者 Well, what if Mr. Stark needs me or something or...
我不知道 如果什么大事发生了 I don't know, something big goes down?
我能和Stark先生聊聊吗 Can I just please talk to Mr. Stark?
和所有危险的事离远点儿 Just stay away from anything dangerous.
我的责任就是确保你负责任 好吗 I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay?
我很负责任 我 哦 糟了 I am responsible. I-- oh, crap.
- 我的背包丢了 - 听起来可不是负责任的举动 - My backpack's gone. - That doesn't sound responsible.
- 我会给你打电话的 - 不打也没关系 - I'll call you back. - Feel free not to.
刚才怎么了 What was that?
呃 没事儿 没事儿 Uh, it's nothing. Nothing.
你是蜘蛛侠 You're the Spider-Man.
- YouTube上那个 - 我不是 我不是 - From YouTube. - I'm not. I'm not.
你刚才在天花板上 You were on the ceiling.
不 我不是 Ned 你在我屋里干什么 No, I wasn't. Ned,What are you doing in my room?
May让我进来的 你说的我们得把死星拼完 May let me in. You said we were gonna finish the Death Star.
你不能就这么闯进我屋里 You can't just bust into my room!
那个土耳其烘肉卷的菜谱简直是灾难 That Turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster.
我们出去吃晚餐吧 泰国菜怎么样 Ned 你想吃泰国菜吗 Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want thai?
- 想 - 不想 他还有事儿 - Yes. - No. He's got a thing.
一会儿再做的事 A thing to do after.
好 Okay.
或许穿上点儿衣服 Maybe put on some clothes.
- 哦 她不知道吗 - 没人知道 - Oh, she doesn't know? - Nobody knows.
Stark先生知道因为是他做的战衣 就这样 Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it.
Tony Stark给你做的那个 你是复仇者吗 Tony stark made you that? Are you an avenger?
基本上是吧 Yeah, basically.
- 天啊 - 你不能告诉任何人 - Oh, geez. - You can't tell anybody about this.
你必须保密 You gotta keep it a secret.
- 保密 为什么 - 你知道她什么样 - Secret? Why? - You know what she's like.
如果她发现每晚都有人想要杀了我 If she finds out people try and kill me every single night,
她就不会让我再干这个了 she won't let me do this anymore.
求你了 Ned Come on, ned, please.
好 好 好 Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
我会跟你在同一战线上 I'll level with you.
我觉得我没法保密 I don't think I can keep this a secret.
我从来没遇见过这样的秘密 This secret has never happened to me.
Ned May不能知道 我不能在这个节骨眼这样对她 Ned, May cannot know. I cannot do that to her right now.
你知道吗 我是说她经历过的那些事 You know? I mean, everything that's happened with her,
我 求你了 I-- please.
- 好 - 你发誓 可以吗 - Okay. - Just swear it, okay?
我发誓 I swear.
- 谢谢你 - 没事儿 - Thank you. - Yeah.
我不敢相信竟然会这样 I can't believe this is happening right now.
- 我能试试这套战衣吗 - 不行 - Can I try the suit on? - No.
它是怎么起作用的 电磁材料吗 你是怎么射出蛛网的 How's it work? Is it magnets? How do you shoot the strings?
- 我明天到学校再告诉你 - 好极了 - I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow. - Great.
好的 等等 那么 Okay, well, wait, then.
你是怎么同时做这个和Stark集团的实习项目的 How do you do this and the Stark internship?
这就是Stark集团的实习项目 This is the Stark internship.
哦 Ohh...
你就快走吧 Just get out of here.
有什么事儿吗 What's the matter?
PRACHYA家泰菜馆
我以为你喜欢肉末沙拉饭 Thought you loved larb.
太"饭"了 It's too larby?
不够"饭" Not larby enough.
我要说多少次饭 你才打算跟我说话 How many times do I have to say "Larb" Before... you talk to me?
你知道我"饭"你 You know I larb you.
我就是最近太紧张了 实习的事儿 我累坏了 I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired.
有很多事要做 A lot of work.
Stark集团的实习项目 The Stark internship.
我不得不说 我不怎么喜欢那个Tony Stark I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark.
你总是心猿意马的 You're distracted all the time.
- 满脑子都是他 - 当地消息 - He's got you in your head. - Local news.
皇后区备获好评的Delmar三明治 The beloved Queen's institution Delmar's Sandwiches
他都让你干嘛了 What does he have you doing?
在今晚早些时候的一次爆炸案中被炸毁 was destroyed in an explosion earlier tonight.
记住 要相信自己的直觉 You need to use your instincts, remember that.
皇后区ATM抢劫案
这之前 皇后区制服鲜艳的犯罪斗士 蜘蛛侠 ...after an ATM robbery was thwarted
刚刚阻止了一起ATM抢劫 by Queens' own colorful local crime stopper, the Spider-Man.
什么 What?
蜘蛛侠阻止抢劫的过程中 As the Spider-Man attempted to foil their heist,
引发了一阵强力的气浪 a powerful blast was set off,
横扫街对面的商铺 slicing through the bodega across the street.
万幸的是 事故中无人受伤 Miraculously, no one was harmed.
要是你看见类似的事情发生 If you spot something like that happening,
你要调头就跑 you turn and you run the other way.
嗯 是是是 肯定的 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
就离我们六条街 Six blocks away from us.
我需要一个新背包 I need a new backpack.
- 什么 - 我需要一个新背包 - What? - I need a new backpack.
那都是第五个了 That's five.
- 糯米布丁 - 我们没点这个 - Sticky rice pudding. - We didn't order that.
这是我们店赠送的 It's on the house.
噢 谢谢 Oh. Thanks.
他人真好 That's nice of him.
我觉得他"饭"你 I think he larbs you.
你被蜘蛛咬了 You got bit by a spider?
能让它咬我一下吗 Can it bite me?
咬一下应该不疼的 是吧 Well, it probably would've hurt, right?
不管怎么样 就算疼 我也让它咬 You know, whatever. Even if it did hurt, I'd let it bite me.
可能吧 到底有多疼 Maybe. How much did it hurt?
那只蜘蛛死了 Ned The spider's dead, Ned.
天呐 Whoa.
你当时就在这儿 You were here?
嗯 Yeah.
你可能会没命的 You could've died.
你产卵吗 Do you lay eggs?
什么玩意儿 产你妹 What? No.
- 你能吐出毒液吗 - 不能 - Can you spit venom? - No.
你能召唤出蜘蛛大军吗 Can you summon an army of spiders?
不能 Ned No, Ned.
索科维亚协议生效于 The Sokovia Accords were put into place...
你的网能射多远 How far can you shoot your webs?
不知道 闭嘴 It's unknown. Shut up.
为了规范 To begin regulating...
我要是你的话 我就站在楼顶 If I was you, I would stand on a building
- 能射多远射多远 - 闭嘴 Ned - And shoot as far as I could… - shut up, Ned.
美国队长的健康挑战
嗨 我是美国队长 Hi. I'm Captain America.
不论在教室还是在战场 Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield...
- 你也认识他吗 - 嗯 我们见过 - Do you know him too? - Yeah, we met.
- 我偷了他的盾牌 - 什么 - I stole his shield. - What?
今天 我的好朋友 也就是你们的体育老师 Today, my good friend, your gym teacher
美国队长的健康挑战
将会组织进行美国队长健康挑战 will be conducting the Captain America fitness challenge.
美国队长的健康挑战
谢谢队长 Thank you, Captain.
我很确定他现在是战犯了 但是我还是得放这段视频 Pretty sure he's a war criminal, but I have to show these videos.
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仰卧起坐
州里要求的 咱们开始吧 It's required by the state. Let's do it.
复仇者也要交税吗 Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
绿巨人身上是什么味儿的 What does Hulk smell like?
- 我猜他闻起来不错 - 快闭嘴吧 - I bet he smells nice. - Just shut up.
美国队长酷吗 还是说像个暴躁的老头一样 Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa?
Ned 嘘 好吗 Ned, just shh, okay?
嘿 我能当你的椅中人吗 Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
什么 What?
你懂得 就是有个人带着耳机 Yeah. You know how there's a guy with a headset
告诉另一个人往哪走 telling the other guy where to go?
就好比 好比说你困在一栋着火的大楼里 Like like if you were stuck in a burning building,
我就能告诉你往哪走 I could tell you where to go.
因为我周围会有许多屏幕 Because there'd be screens around me,
我能坐着转椅不断切换 and I could swivel around them.
因为我就是你的椅中人 'Cause I could be your guy in the chair.
Ned 我不需要椅中人 Ned, I don't need a guy in the chair.
做的不错 Parker Looking good, Parker.
那 我的话 我就上了雷神 Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor
嫁给钢铁侠 杀掉绿巨人 marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.
那 那个蜘蛛侠呢 Well, what about the Spider-Man?
不用那个 就叫蜘蛛侠 It's just Spider-Man.
你们看YouTube上那个银行的监控视频了吗 Did you guys see the bank security cam on YouTube?
他一个人打退了四个人呢 He fought off four guys.
哦天呐 她暗恋蜘蛛侠 Oh, my god, she's crushing on Spider-Man.
不可能吧 No way.
- 有一点吧 - 呃 恶心啊 - Kind of. - Ugh, gross.
他说不定都三十岁了 He's probably, like, 30.
你都不知道他长什么样 You don't even know what he looks like.
要是他严重烧伤了呢 Like what if he's seriously burned?
那我也不在乎 I wouldn't care.
我爱的是他的内心 I would still love him for the person he is inside.
Peter认识蜘蛛侠 Peter knows Spider-Man.
不 我不认识 我的意思是 No, I don't. No. I-- I mean--
他们是朋友 They're friends.
是 就像是Wilson教练和美国队长那种朋友 Yeah, like Coach Wilson and Captain America are friends.
我见过他 见过几次 I've met him, yeah. A couple times.
但是 呃 But it's...
是通过Stark集团的实习项目认识的 Through the Stark Internship.
嗯 呃 我其实不应该提起这个事儿的 Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed to talk about it.
棒极了 要我说 Well, that's awesome. Hey, you know what?
或许你可以邀请他去Liz的派对 对吧 Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right?
是啊 呃 我今晚邀请了一些人 Yeah, um, I'm having people over tonight.
你来的话也很欢迎 You're more than welcome to come.
- 你要开派对 - 嗯 肯定会很牛逼 - Having a party? - Yeah, it's gonna be dope.
你一定得邀请你的私人好友蜘蛛侠 You should totally invite your personal friend Spider-Man.
- 呃 - 没关系的 - Um... - It's okay.
我知道Peter这么忙肯定没时间去派对 所以 I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so...
得了吧 你会来的 是吧 Parker Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?
你干嘛啊 What are you doing?
帮你忙啊 Helping you out.
听见她说什么了吗 Did you not hear her?
Liz暗恋你 Liz has a crush on you.
兄弟 你是个复仇者啊 Dude, you're an Avenger.
要是有人能泡到高三学姐的话 肯定就你了 If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you.
郊区的轰趴 House party in the suburbs.
哦 我还记得我当年呢 有点嫉妒了呢 Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous.
- 今晚绝对值得纪念 - 噢 - It'll be a night to remember. - Oh...
Ned 有的人衬帽子 你戴的帽子衬你 Ned, some hats wear men. You wear that hat.
- 那是 戴着觉得自信满满 - 嗯 - Yeah, it gives me confidence. - Hm.
这是个错误 This is a mistake.
咱们还是回家吧 Hey, let's just go home.
啊 Peter Oh, Peter.
我知道 我都知道 要适应这一切很困难 I know. I know it's really hard trying to fit in with
你身体现在经历很多变化 all the changes your body's going through.
你现在正在绽放中 It's flowering now.
他最近压力好大啊 He's so stressed out lately.
去参加派对能有效缓解压力 What helps with stress is a party.
我们应该去参加聚会 We should go to the party.
行 去吧 我要下车了 Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go.
Peter Peter...
- 好好玩 行吗 - 嗯 - Have fun, okay? - I will.
再见 May Bye, May.
兄弟 你带了制服吧 Dude, you have the suit, right?
今晚绝对改变人生啊 This is gonna change our lives.
Annie 在这儿呢 Annie, over here!
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
今晚DJ就是Flash DJ Flash.
听着 一会儿我们就让蜘蛛侠荡进来 Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in,
你就说你们俩是铁哥们儿 Say you guys are tight,
然后我跟他碰个拳或者来个兄弟式半抱 And I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.
不敢相信你们俩竟然真来参加这个烂派对 Can't believe you guys are at this lame party.
但是你也来了啊 But you're here too.
我真的来了吗 Am I?
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
嗨 帽子挺酷啊 Ned Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.
- 嗨 Liz - 嗨 Liz - Hi, Liz. - Hi, Liz.
你俩能来我很高兴 I'm so happy you guys came.
有披萨有饮料 随便吃点儿 There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself.
- 派对很棒啊 - 谢谢 - What a great party. - Thanks.
呃 我 Oh, I--
要是有东西打碎了我爸妈会弄死我的 我得去 my parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta--
- 嗯 - 好好玩 - Yeah. - Have fun.
- 拜拜 - 拜拜 - Bye. - Bye.
老兄 你干嘛呢 Dude, what are you doing?
她在这儿呢 赶紧换蜘蛛制服啊 She's here. Spider it up.
不行 不行 我做不到 No, no, no. I can't-- I cannot do this.
蜘蛛侠不是派对上表演的戏法 好吗 Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay?
今晚我就做我自己 Look, I'm just gonna be myself.
Peter 没人想看你做你自己 Peter, no one wants that.
老兄 Dude.
Penis(鸡巴) Parker 别来无恙啊 Penis Parker, what's up?
你好基友蜘蛛侠在哪呢 So where's your pal Spider-Man?
让我猜猜 跟你的假想女友在加拿大吧 Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend?
那可不是蜘蛛侠 That's not Spider-Man.
那只是Ned穿了件红衬衫 That's just Ned in a red shirt.
嗨 你们好吗 我是蜘蛛侠 Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man.
我就顺便来一趟 跟我伙计Peter打个招呼 Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter.
噢 Ned 你好吗 Peter在哪呢 Oh, what's up, Ned? Hey, where's Peter, anyways?
他肯定就在周围吧 He must be around...
天呐 太傻了 我到底在干嘛 God, this is stupid. What am I doing?
什么鬼 What the hell?
哇哦 Whoo!
妈的弱爆了 This sucks.
哇哦 Whoo!
这是一只奥创喽啰的手臂改造来的 Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed sub-Ultron arm
从索科维亚回收的 straight from Sokovia.
拿着 试试看 Here. You try.
老兄 我想要点低调的东西 Man, I wanted something low-key.
你为什么总是给我推销这些高级玩意 Why are you trying to upsell me, man?
好 好 好 我这有你想要的 行吗 Okay, okay. I got what you need, all right?
我这儿有的是好东西 稍等一会 I got tons of great stuff here. One sec.
我有黑洞榴弹 齐塔瑞磁轨炮 Okay, I got black hole grenades, Chitauri railguns...
你现在在外面也敢试枪了 赶紧点 You letting off shots in public now? Hurry up.
听着 现在时代不同了 Look, times are changing.
只剩我们在卖这些高科技武器 We're the only ones selling these high-tech weapons.
噢 抢劫ATM那帮人一定也是从这买的东西 Oh, this must be where the ATM robbers got their stuff.
我只是想能打得过别人 I need something to stick up somebody.
又不是想把他们打到穿越 I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.
我还有反重力攀爬器 I got antigrav climbers.
攀爬器 Yo, climbers?
那他妈是什么 Okay, what the hell is that?
- 你是不是给我们下套子了 - 悠着点 老兄 - Did you set us up? - Hey, hey, man.
嗨 看我 如果你要开枪 就对着我开 Hey! Come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me.
那就打你吧 All right.
那什么情况 What was that?
什么鬼 What--?
- 我们得给他打电话了 - 别 别 别 别 - We gotta call him. - No, no, no, no.
你是不是又开火了 Did you just do it again?
- 闭嘴吧你 - 我要打电话告诉他 - Shut up. - I'm calling him.
Toomes的电话 Toomes's phone.
老大 Boss.
天呐 我的屁股 Oh, my butt!
太"棒"了 我想我得抄近道了 Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut.
同志们好 打得不错 好好打 Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.
嗨 嗨 狗狗 Hey, hey, buddy.
抱歉 没时间陪你玩了 这个给你 去捡回来 Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch.
哇呜 Whoo!
这才像话嘛 Now, this is more like it.
哇啊 Whoa!
闻起来真不错 Smells really good.
好电影 Great movie!
嘿 你们好 Oh, hey, guys.
别 别 No! No!
这是Peter 请留言 Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.
Peter 你在哪 Peter, where are you?
帽子不起作用啊 这一点都不酷 The hat's not working. This is not cool.
就要抓到你了 Almost got you.
自以为能躲得过我 对吧 Thought you got away from me, didn't you?
我想抓你就抓你 I got you right where I want you.
惊喜 Surprise!
什么鬼 What the hell?
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
然后他就 像个恶魔一样俯冲下来 And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster
把我抓起来大概提到一千英尺高的地方 and picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet
然后直接扔下来了 and just dropped me.
你怎么找到我的 你在我的套装里装了跟踪器吗 How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?
我什么都装进你的套装了 I put everything in your suit.
包括这个加热器 Including this heater.
哇 Whoa.
这样好多了 谢谢 That's better. Thanks.
你在想些啥呢 What were you thinking?
那个有翅膀的家伙就是这武器的来源 The guy with wings is the source of the weapons.
我要干掉他啊 I gotta take him down.
现在都想要干掉人了 是吧 Take him down now, huh?
克洛科特 有专人负责这种事情 Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing.
大卫·克洛科特(Davy Crockett) 美国政治家和战斗英雄
- 复联吗 - 不不不 - The Avengers? - No, no, no.
这事儿还不到他们出手的级别 This is a little below their pay grade.
不过 Stark先生 你不必特意过来的 Anyway, Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here.
我能搞定的 我很好 I had that. I was fine.
噢 我人不在这里 Oh, I'm not here.
谢天谢地这地方有WiFi Thank god this place has Wi-Fi
否则你现在就没戏了 or you would be toast right now.
有空记得好好感谢一下象头神 Thank Ganesh while you're at it.
象头神犍尼萨 为印度教及印度神话中的智慧之神 破除障碍之神
干杯 Cheers.
听着 求你别再管那个什么秃鹫家伙了 Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please.
为什么 为什么啊 Why? Why?
因为我说啥就是啥 Because I said so!
对不起 我在跟一个小朋友说话 Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager.
你就好好脚踏实地 Stay close to the ground.
帮一把那些普通老百姓什么的 Build up your game helping the little people,
就像帮上次那个请你吃西班牙油条的女士一样 like that lady that bought you the churro.
你就不能好好的做个亲和友善的邻家蜘蛛侠吗 Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
但我现在已经准备好干大事了 But I'm ready for more than that now.
不 你还没有 No, you're not.
我当初跟美国队长打架的时候 你可不是这么想的 That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America.
相信我 孩子 Trust me, kid.
如果美队真想揍扁你 他能揍扁你的 If cap wanted to lay you out, he would've.
听好了 如果你再遇到这种武器 报告给Happy Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy.
你在开车吗 Are you driving?
你要知道 什么时候考虑大学的事都不算早 You know, it's never too early to start thinking about college.
我在麻省理工里有些关系 通话结束 I got some pull at MIT. End call.
不 我不需要上 No, I don't need to go to...
Stark先生已下线 Mr. Stark is no longer connected.
棒极了 That's awesome.
"好好脚踏实地" 他都在说什么呢 "Stay close to the ground"? What is he talking about?
哇 Whoa.
伙计 怎么了 我在回来的路上 Hey, man, what's up? I'm on my way back.
实际上 我打电话想跟你说 Actually, I was calling to say
可能你不该回来 听这个 maybe you shouldn't come. Listen to this.
我说"鸡巴" 你说"Parker" When I say "Penis," You say "Parker."
- 鸡巴 - Parker - Penis! - Parker!
对不起 Peter 我想我们依然是失败者 Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
明天学校见 I'll see you tomorrow in school.
哇 Whoa.
傻逼 Idiots.
傻逼 Idiots!
老大 你老婆一直给你发短信 Boss? Your wife keeps texting you.
关于刹车灯的什么事情 Something about a brake light.
我是怎么跟你说的 你还看我手机 What'd I tell you about looking at my phone?
对不起 你把它忘在外面了 Oh. Sorry. You left it out.
你知道我天生好奇心重 You know I'm a curious person by nature.
我把高空真空密封装置设计出来了 I finished designing that high-altitude vacuum seal.
- 啥 - 万一你想 - Huh? - In case you want to,
你懂的 干一票大的呢 you know, go for the big one?
你还在想那个啊 我跟你说 不会有的 You're still on that? I told you, no.
这不可能 忘了这回事吧 The answer's no. Forget it.
哈哈哈 喔 Ha, ha, ha! Whoo!
刚才那也太牛掰了 I mean, that was badass.
我跟你说了多少次了 How many times have I told you
别在公开场合拿那些开火 not to fire them out in the open?
- 你说的要推销那些货物啊 - 要低调 - You said, move the merchandise. - Under the radar.
低调 Under the radar!
那样我们才能存活 That's how we survive.
如果你把灾害控制局 If you bring Damage Control
或者复联的人引到这来了 那我们就完了 or the Avengers down here, we're through.
你在外头拿着那个傻逼玩意 You're out there wearing that goofy thing,
炸了汽车还叫嚣着自己是震撼者 lighting up cars calling yourself the Shocker.
"我是震撼者 专出来吓人的" "I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
这算什么 职业摔跤手起花名吗 What is this, pro wrestling?
管我呢 老头 真是 Whatever, old man. Come on.
听着 Look.
我知道你啥事都不在乎 I know you don't give a crap about anything.
但我在乎 But I do.
我建立了这个地方 I built this whole place
是因为有人需要我照顾 because I got people I have to look after.
是 是 是 是 是 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
你知道吗 You know what?
我承担不起你这种狗屁行为 I can't afford your bullshit.
- 滚出去 - 啥 - Get out of here. - What?
你玩完了 你不是我们的人了 You're done. You're off the crew.
好 好吧 Yeah, all right.
呵 好吧 Heh. All right.
我在想你能不能承担得起我能在外头做出的事 Wonder if you can afford me out there, though, right?
毕竟我知道这么多 With everything I know.
- 你说什么 - 我是说 - Excuse me? - I'm just saying,
可能你老婆会想知道 maybe your wife would like to know
你的钱到底是哪来的 where you really get your money from.
- 你知道吗 - 什么 - You know what? - What?
你说对了 You're right.
- 那个能用吗 - 我不知道 - That work? - I don't know.
我承担不起 I can't afford that.
等 等 W-w-wait.
妈的 Damn.
我以为这个是反重力枪 I thought this was the antigravity gun.
啥 不 那个才是 What? No, that's that one.
给 Here.
现在你就是震撼者了 Now you're the Shocker.
出去找找看他弄丢的那件武器 Go out there and find that weapon he lost.
好的 All right.
真谢谢你抛下我不管 Hey, thanks for bailing on me.
呃 发生了一些事情 Yeah, well, something came up.
哦 那是什么啊 Oh, what is that?
我不知道 有些人想用它把我蒸发掉 I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.
- 真的吗 - 是啊 - Seriously? - Yeah.
太棒了 Awesome.
呃 一点也不棒 那家伙一点也不酷 I mean, not awesome. Totally uncool of that guy.
- 太恐怖了 - 是啊 - So scary.- Yeah.
看 我想这是个能量源 Well, look, I think it's a power source.
是的 但它和所有的微处理器都连在一起了 Yeah, but it's connected to all these microprocessors.
那是个感应充电板 That's an inductive charging plate.
我就是用它来给我的电动牙刷充电的 That's what I use to charge my toothbrush.
不管是谁在做这种武器 Whoever's making these weapons
他结合了人类科技和外星科技 is combining alien tech with ours.
这简直就是我听到过的最酷的一句话了 That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said.
我想感谢你 I just want to thank you
让我加入你的旅程 for letting me be part of your journey
去探索这惊人的 into this amazing...
别让你们的手指被刀刃弄伤 Keep your fingers clear of the blades.
我要搞清楚这是什么 谁造出了这玩意 I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it.
放学后我们要去实验室做些检验 We'll go to the lab after class and run some tests.
首先 我们要把这发光体放进质谱仪 First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer.
首先 我们得给它起一个比"发光体"要好的名字 First, we gotta come up with a better name than "Glowy thingy."
你说得对 You're right.
见鬼 Crap.
快来 快来 快来 Come on, come on, come on.
高中真让我害怕 High schools creep me out.
这里有奇怪的味道 你懂我意思吧 They got this funny smell, you know what I mean?
那就是想杀掉我的那帮人里的其中一个 Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me.
- 什么 - 是的 - What? - Yeah.
我们要离开这 We gotta get out of here.
不不不 我要跟着他们 No, no, no. I gotta follow them.
他们可以带我找到那个把我扔湖里的人 They can lead me to the guy that dropped me in the lake.
- 有人把你扔湖里了 - 是的 那一点都不好 - Someone dropped you in a lake? - Yeah, it was not good.
- Peter - 别 就待在那 Ned - Peter... - no. Stay there, Ned.
Peter Peter.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
是啊 你呢 Yeah. You good?
下国际象棋 Chess.
老兄 你可以想象咱老大知道我们在这后 Man, can you imagine what the boss would say
会说些什么吗 if he knew where we were?
这东西显示这里有能量脉冲 It's saying there was an energy pulse here.
这里没有武器的影子 There's no sign of the weapon.
就算它之前在这 现在也没了 And even if it was here, now it's gone.
我们也一样 So are we.
这太棒了 This is so awesome.
我知道 好吧 I know, right?
他们在布鲁克林 They're in Brooklyn.
斯塔滕岛 Staten Island.
离开了泽西市 Leaving Jersey.
他们停下来了 They stopped.
哈 Huh.
马里兰 Maryland?
- 那里有什么 - 我不知道 - What's there? - I don't know.
邪恶巢穴 Evil lair?
- 他们还有巢穴 - 老兄 一伙拿着外星枪的人 - They have a lair? - Dude, a gang with alien guns
跟着一个有翅膀的家伙跑 是的 他们有窝点 run by a guy with wings? Yeah, they have a lair.
厉害了 Badass.
但你怎么去那呢 这大概有 三百英里远 But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away?
学术十项全能
那离华盛顿特区不远 It's not too far from D.C.
- 嘿 Peter来了 - 你们好 - Hey, it's Peter. - Guys.
- Peter - 你好 兄弟 - Peter? - Hey, buddy.
我希望能重新加入团队 Yeah, I was hoping I could rejoin the team.
不可能 你不能先退出 No, no way. You can't quit on us,
浪一圈之指望后我们都欢迎你回来 stroll up and be welcomed back by everyone.
嘿 欢迎回来 Peter Hey, welcome back, Peter!
Flash 你回到第一替补上去 Flash, you're back to first alternate.
- 什么 - 他接替了你的位置 - What? - He's taking your place.
打扰一下 我们可以走了吗 Excuse me, can we go already?
我还希望晚餐时间前能在 I was hoping to get in some light protesting
某个大使馆面前参加一个小抗议呢 in front of one of the embassies before dinner.
抗议行为是很爱国的 我们上车吧 Protesting is patriotic. Let's get on the bus.
所有人听好了 Focus up, everyone.
我们下一个主题是木星的卫星 Our next topic is the moons of saturn.
热力学第二定律 Second law of thermodynamics.
弗兰克·辛纳屈 美国传奇歌手 演员 主持人
弗兰克•辛纳屈 Frank Sinatra.
萨姆特堡 Fort sumter.
Flash说错了 Flash is wrong.
好的 伙计们 专心点 下一题 Okay, guys, let's focus. Next one.
Liz 别让他们用脑过度了 Liz, don't overwork 'em.
振金 漫威的虚构金属之一 美国队长的盾的材料
啊 锶 钡 振金 Uh, strontium, barium, vibranium.
非常好 Peter 很高兴你能回来 Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.
我也很高兴能回来 Glad to be back.
以什么为标准单位的是 What is the current standard unit of--?
我接个电话 很快的 Can I take this real quick? I'll only be a sec.
- 嗯 好 - 喂 - Yeah, fine. - Hello?
我这屏幕上闪了个警示 你离开纽约了吗 Got a blip on my screen here. You left New York?
- 好了 大家集中注意力 - 跟踪器 - Okay, focus up, everyone. - Tracker.
是 啊不是 就是个学校组织的旅游 没什么的 Yeah, no it's just a school trip. It's nothing.
听着 Happy 我必须得说 Look, Happy, I gotta say,
你这样未经允许的追踪定位 you tracking me without permission
完全是对我个人隐私的侵犯 is a complete violation of my privacy.
- 那不一样 - 什么不一样 - That's different. - What's different?
没什么 听着 这就是个学术十项全能比赛 Nothing. Look, it's just the Academic Decathlon.
- 不是什么大事 - 喂 喂 It's no big deal. Hey, hey.
我来判定这是不是件大事 I'll decide if it's no big deal.
听起来不是什么大事 Sounds like it's no big deal,
但是你记住 我在盯着你 but remember, I'm watching you.
学术十项全能
华盛顿特区
- 大家跟上 - 棒 - Everyone stick together. - Yeah.
你在逗我吗 这地方好大 You kidding me? This place is huge.
- 我见过更大的 - 有只鸟在这里 - I've seen bigger. - There's a bird in here.
嘿 你带了你的笔记本电脑 对吧 Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
怎么了 Why?
请勿打扰
Peter Peter,
为什么我们要把跟踪器从你的战衣上移除啊 why are we removing the tracker from your suit?
呃 因为我得在他们再有动静之前 Uh, because I gotta follow these guys
跟住他们 跟着他们找到主使 to their boss before they move again
而我又不怎么想让Stark先生知道这件事 and I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it.
所以现在你在骗钢铁侠么 So you're lying to Iron Man now?
不是 我没骗 No, I'm not lying.
他只是还没有真正明白我能做什么 He just doesn't really get what I can do yet.
哦 成了 Oh, gotcha.
好了 Happy 祝你跟踪这个台灯愉快 All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.
这里面还有一堆子系统 There's a ton of other subsystems in here.
嗯 Hm?
但是它们都被"辅助轮协议"给挡住了 But they're all disabled by the training wheels protocol.
啥 What?
辅助轮协议 启用中
请输入Stark企业身份认可密钥
"辅助轮协议" "Training wheels protocol"?
给它关了 Turn it off.
我觉得这不是个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
它们被封锁是有原因的 They're blocked for a reason.
拜托 哥们儿 我不需要辅助轮啊 Come on, man, I don't need training wheels.
我受够了他一直对我跟对小孩儿似的 I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time.
- 一点都不酷 - 但你就是个孩子啊 - It's not cool. - But you are a kid.
没错 但是个能徒手停公交的孩子啊 Yeah, a kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
Peter 我就是觉得这不是什么好办法 Peter, I just don't think this is a great idea.
就 如果这不合法怎么办 I mean, what if this is illegal?
拜托 求你了 Look, please.
这是我证明自己的机会 This is my chance to prove myself.
我能搞定它 Ned 拜托了 I can handle it. Ned, come on.
我真的觉得这不是什么好想法 I really don't think this is a good idea.
椅中人啊 The guy in the chair.
- 别那样 - 来吧 - Don't do that. - Come on.
那个发光体 它是证据 保证它的安全 好吗 The glowy thing, it's evidence. Keep it safe, all right?
好 好 Okay. Okay.
- 他们动了 - 注意安全 - They're moving. - Be careful.
- 嘿 Liz - 时机正好 - Hey, Liz. - Perfect timing.
我们要去游泳 We're gonna go swimming.
- 快来 快来 - 什么 - Come on, come on. - What?
- 嘿 Peter - 嗨 - Hey, Peter. - Hi.
哎 Hey.
我是 我是要去商务中心学习的 I was-- I was gonna go study in the business center.
Peter 你不需要学习 Peter, you don't need to study.
你大概是我见过的最聪明的人 You're, like, the smartest guy I've ever met.
况且 在比赛的前一天 And besides, a rebellious group activity
搞个叛逆的集体活动对士气有好处 the day before competition is good for morale.
嗯 Hm?
啊 我从一个TED演讲里读到的 所以 Well, I read that in a Ted talk, so--
我 我从一个TED演讲里听到的 i-- I heard it in a Ted talk.
而且我还读过一本辅导书 And I read a coaching book.
你真的 这件事真的对你很重要吗 Are you really-- this is really important to you.
是啊 关乎我们的未来 Yeah. It's our future.
我不会把它搞砸的 I'm not gonna screw it up.
何况 我们还扫劫了小冰箱 Besides, we raided the minibar
这些糖块 差不多要 十一美元呢 and these candy bars were, like, $11.
所以穿上你的泳裤 来吧 So get your trunks on and come on.
来啊 Come on.
- 快来 - 来了 来了 - Come on. - I'm coming, I'm coming.
晚上好 Peter Good evening, Peter.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
祝贺你通过了 Congratulations on completing
严格的"辅助轮协议" the rigorous training wheels protocol
并获取了你战衣全部功能的使用权 and gaining access to your suit's full capabilities.
啊 谢谢 Ah, thank you.
所以 今晚你要带我去哪里 So, where would you like to take me tonight?
我在某个人身上放了个追踪器 他是个坏人 I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy.
跟踪定位 Tracker located.
绘制拦截目标路线 Plotting course to intercept target.
嗯 好 只要我能在竞赛之前赶回来 就没事 Okay, well, as long as I make it back in time for Decathlon, it's fine.
距目标一百米 正在接近 One hundred meters from destination and closing.
现在跳下 Jump now.
检测到三个人 Detecting three individuals.
为什么他们的秘密巢穴 Why is their secret lair
在一个加油站里啊 太逊了 in a gas station? That's so lame.
嘿 战衣女士 他们在干嘛呢 Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?
你是想听他们在说什么吗 Do you want to hear what they're saying?
我可以听见他们在说什么吗 呃 当然 I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah.
激活强效侦查模式 Activating enhanced reconnaissance mode.
这手套是我从那次拉各斯的清理活动拿到手的 I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup.
- 剩下的都是我设计的 - 哇 太酷了 - The rest is all my design. - Whoa, that's so cool.
三角翼 神盾局总部大楼
真不敢相信他们居然还在清理三角翼大楼的残骸 Can't believe they're still cleaning the Triskelion mess.
- 我喜欢 - 他们一直制造混乱 - I love it. - They keep making messes,
- 我们就一直赚钱 - 目标入境 - we keep getting rich. - Target inbound.
哇 他们正准备抢劫呢 Whoa, they're in the middle of a heist.
我能抓他们个现行 太赞了 I could catch 'em all red-handed. This is awesome.
好的 我要再靠近点 Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer
这样我就能看见发生什么了 so I can see what's happening.
你想让我调整到"增强战斗模式"吗 Would you like me to engage enhanced combat mode?
"增强战斗模式" 好啊 "Enhanced combat mode"? Yeah.
激活"瞬间击毙" Activating instant kill.
不不不不 我没想杀死谁 No, no, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.
解除"瞬间击毙" Deactivating instant kill.
你听见了吗 Did you hear that?
刚刚他妈怎么回事 那是什么玩意儿 What the hell just happened? What was that?
你从路标上跳下并以脸着陆 You jumped off the sign and landed on your face.
战衣女士 我的蛛网发射器怎么了 Suit lady, what's wrong with my web-shooters?
快速射击是增强战斗模式下的默认设置 Rapid-fire is the default for enhanced combat mode.
我为什么会需要快速射击 Why would I need rapid-fire?
你想了解更多选项吗 Would you like to see more options?
你有576种可能用到的蛛网发射器组合 You have 576 possible web-shooter combinations.
Stark先生真的弄过头了 Mr. Stark really overdid it.
你们两个在这等着 You two wait right here.
等等 你会想要把减震器打开的 Wait. You're gonna want to turn on the dampers
不然那东西会把你胳膊变成渣渣 or that thing will shatter your arm.
好吧 减震器在哪 All right, where's the dampers?
- 那个 - 有眼光 - That one. - Great choice.
你想让我把这个设成你新的默认设置吗 Would you like me to set this as your new default?
- 不 不 不 - 把它推进去 - No, no, no. - Push that in.
- 从这儿吗 - 不 另一个 - Right here? - No, the other--
- 这个吗 - 对 推它 - this one here? - Yeah, push it.
- 那又是什么东西 - 电击网 - What was that? - Taser webs.
电击网 我不想要电击网 Taser webs? I don't want taser webs.
你好像对你的蛛网发射器设置不太熟 You seem to be unfamiliar with your web-shooter settings.
你要运行复习课程吗 Would you like to run a refresher course?
- 不 就 你选吧 - 当然 - No. Just-- you choose. - Sure thing.
6A9, 你准时到达吗 Six-Alpha-niner, are you running on time?
收到 中心 6A9准点 Copy, central. Six-Alpha-niner on schedule.
- 我看见了 - 行动 行动 - I got a visual. - Green light, green light.
哦 就是他 Oh, that's him.
好 我看到车队了 Okay. I got eyes on the convoy.
在队尾守车后拉近 Pulling in behind the caboose.
抛锚 Deploy anchors.
投放 Dropping down.
没有遇险信号传出 你可以上了 No outgoing distress signals. You're all clear.
嘿 看起来他们这有些好东西 Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here.
哇 酷 Whoa, cool.
像某种物相转换器一样 It's like some kind of matter phase shifter.
好了 上来了 All right, coming up.
嘿 大鸟 这不是你的东西 Hey, big bird! This doesn't belong to you.
哦 天 Oh, god.
- 战衣女士 什么情况 - 你让我选的 - Suit lady, what was that? - You told me to choose.
啥 不是 就把所有东西还原到正常模式 What? No, just set everything back to normal.
激活所有系统 Activating all systems.
啊 我的头 Oh, my head.
你似乎有轻微的脑震荡 You appear to have a mild concussion.
嘿 所以我现在在哪呢 Hey, so where am I right now?
我不确定 I'm not sure.
容器壁妨碍了我的传感器工作 The container walls are hindering my sensors.
等一下 Wait a minute.
他们一定是劫持了卡车 They must have hijacked the truck
带我去他们的邪恶老巢了 and taken me to their evil lair.
好吧 战衣女士 我们必须得从这杀出一条路 Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one.
三 二 一 Three, two, one!
这是哪 What is this place?
战衣女士 我在哪 Suit lady, where am I?
你在东海岸最严密坚守的设施里 You're in the most secure facility on the eastern seaboard.
灾害控制局深度储存库 The Damage Control Deep Storage Vault.
不是吧 逗我呢 No. Seriously?
这扇门极有可能到早上才会开启 The door will most likely remain closed until morning.
早上 Morning?
嘿 战衣女士 一直叫你"战衣女士"我有点觉得不太好 Hey, suit lady, I kind of feel bad calling you "Suit lady," You know?
我觉得我应该给你起个名字 I think I should probably give you a name...
比如说Liz 不不不 Like Liz. No, no, no.
我的天 那太 太奇怪了 God, that's-- that's weird.
Karen怎么样 What about Karen?
如果你愿意 你可以叫我Karen You can call me Karen if you would like.
嘿 Karen 这战衣还能干什么 Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?
啥 What?
也许我们应该运行那节复习课 Maybe we should run that refresher course.
- 跳弹网 - 跳弹网 - Ricochet web. - Ricochet web.
- 哇 酷 - 分束网 - Whoa! Cool. - Splitter web.
- 网榴弹 - 网榴弹 - Web grenade. - Web grenade!
我应该告诉Liz我是蜘蛛侠吗 Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
Liz是谁 Who is Liz?
Liz是谁 她是 哈哈 Who's Liz? She's-- heh.
她是最棒的 她超赞 She's the best. She's awesome.
她就是跟我上同一所学校的一姑娘 She's just a girl who goes to my school.
然后 嗯 And, uh...
对 我就是 我真的很想告诉她 Yeah, I just-- I really want to tell her,
但是有点奇怪你懂吗 but it's kind of weird, you know?
"嘿 我是 我是蜘蛛侠" "Hey, I'm-- I'm Spider-Man."
这有什么奇怪的 What's weird about that?
万一她在期待某些如Tony Stark一样的人怎么办 What if she's expecting someone like Tony Stark?
想象一下当她看见的是我的时候 她该有多失望啊 Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me.
好吧 如果我是她 Well, if I were her,
我一点都不会失望 I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
谢谢你 Karen Thanks, Karen.
有个人能聊天真好 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.
嘿 我在这呆多久了 Hey, how long we been here anyways?
- 三十七分钟 - 什么 - Thirty-seven minutes. - What?
三十七分钟 疯了吧 Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane.
我可受不了了 I cannot take this anymore.
我要 我必须得离开这儿 I got to-- I gotta get out of here.
这里一定有我能用得着的东西 There's got to be something in here I can use.
对 找找看 Okay, let's see.
不行 Nope.
真是酷炫 That's awesome.
啊 嘿 这个像那个发光体 Ah. Hey, it's like the glowy thing.
那个发光体是一个爆炸性的齐塔瑞能量芯 That glowy thing is an explosive chitauri energy core.
哇哦 哇哦 你是说 我们一直随身携带着一颗炸弹 Whoa, whoa! You mean, we've been carrying around a bomb?
它得需要辐射才能启动它的爆炸模式 It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state.
不会吧 不会吧 不会吧 No, no, no, no, no.
嘿 有没有人 有没有人 放我出去 嘿 Hey! Please! Please, somebody, let me out! Hey!
Karen 你得帮我越权操作那个定时锁 Karen, you have to help me override that time lock.
好 Karen 降低电压并运行程序 Okay, Karen, lower the voltage and run it.
试验失败 Trial unsuccessful.
好吧 我们只需要尝试一下所有的排列顺序 Okay, we're just gonna have to try every sequence.
Ned和Peter 我们要迟到了 快点 走吧 Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late. Come on, let's go.
好的 等一下 等一下 Okay. Hold on, hold on.
启动第247次试验 Initiating trial 247.
成功了 运行了 It worked. It works!
美国学术十项全能竞赛
请确认手机已关机 Please be sure all cell phones are turned off.
谢谢 Thank you.
Karen 尽快送我去学术十项全能比赛的赛场 Karen, get me to the Decathlon as fast as possible.
好的 告诉我具体地点 Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.
就在华盛顿纪念碑的对面 Right across from the Washington monument.
我是Ned 请留言 It's Ned. Leave a message.
Ned 快回电话 那个发光体是个炸弹 Ned, call me back! The glowy thing's a bomb!
你的右侧有辆车正在靠近 There's a vehicle approaching on your right.
现在我们进入得分决胜局 We have now entered sudden death.
先答对下面问题的一方将成为冠军 The next correct answer wins the championship.
中城科技 Midtown tech?
零 Zero.
回答正确 That is correct.
中城科技获得冠军 Midtown takes the championship!
哇哦 我们赢了 Whoo-hoo! - We won!
伙计们 我真的太为你们骄傲了 You guys, I am so proud of you.
跟你说过了 我们不需要Peter Told you we didn't need Peter.
Flash 你一个问题都没回答 Flash, you didn't answer one question.
- 胜不骄吗 - 哦 是这样 我只是 - Taking it all in? - Oh, yeah, I just--
嗯 不想庆祝由奴隶的血汗建造而成的东西 um, I don't want to celebrate something built by slaves
我确定华盛顿纪念碑一定不是由 I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by--
好吧 okay.
- 看你的书吧 - 谢谢 - Enjoy your book. - Thanks.
- 哦 Ned 你还活着 - Peter 你还好吗 - Oh, Ned, you're alive! - Peter, are you okay?
那个发光体在哪里 那个发光体 Where's the glowy thing? The glowy thing?
别担心 它很安全 在我的背包里 Don't worry, it's safe. It's in my backpack.
Ned 听着 那个发光体很危险 Ned, listen! The glowy thing is dangerous!
你错过了全能比赛 我帮你打的圆场 You missed the Decathlon. I covered for you.
- Ned 听我说 - 我们现在在华盛顿纪念碑 - Ned, listen to me! - We're at the Washington Monument
- Peter 是你吗 - 嘿 Liz - Peter, is that you? - Hey, Liz.
- 是Liz - 让Ned接电话 - Is that Liz? - Put Ned on the phone.
- 你应该告诉她你喜欢她 - 你个混球 - You should tell her how you feel. - You flake!
你应该庆幸我们赢了 You are so lucky we won.
我想发脾气 但是我更担心你 I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
那 你到底发生了什么 Like, what is going on with you?
我要跟Ned通话 真的很重要 I have to talk to Ned. It's important!
女士 请把所有物品放到传送带上 Miss, all items on the belt, please.
Ned的背包里有个东西 There's something in Ned's backpack!
很危险 不要让它照到X光线 It's dangerous. Don't let it go through an X-ray.
Liz Liz 该死的 Liz? Liz! Damn it.
Harrington老师 我能跟Peter说他被除名了吗 Mr. Harrington, can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled?
华盛顿纪念碑有五百五十五英尺 The Washington monument is 555 feet,
五又八分之一英寸高 five and one-eighth inches tall.
观察一下大理石和花岗岩 Notice how the marble and granite
是怎样被裁切的 are cut around the stone.
你听见了吗 Did you hear that?
不要 不要 不要 Karen 那里发生了什么 No, no, no. Karen, what's going on up there?
齐塔瑞能量芯已经引爆 The Chitauri core has detonated
给电梯造成了严重的结构性损坏 and caused severe structural damage to the elevator.
- 哦 不要 - 我朋友们还在上面 - Oh, no. - My friends are up there.
什么 别担心 女士 一切都会安然无恙的 What? Don't worry, ma'am, everything's gonna be okay.
让一下 让一下 哦 天哪 怎么这么高 Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my god, that's tall.
哦 天哪 看天花板 Oh, my god. Look at the ceiling.
请大家保持冷静 Just stay calm, everyone.
哦 我们要死在这儿了 Oh, we are all going to die here.
距电梯完全失控大约还有十分钟 Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure.
我们他妈的要完蛋了 We're freakin' screwed.
我知道大家都很害怕 Okay, I know that was scary,
但是我们的安全系统正在运行 but our safety systems are working.
安全系统已经完全瘫痪 The safety systems are completely failing.
我们在这里很安全 We're very safe in here.
困在电梯里的人们的生命安全遭到紧急威胁 The occupants are in imminent mortal danger.
我现在能多快有多快啦 I'm going as fast as I can!
走 给我你的手 Let's go. Give me your hand.
在电梯完全失控前 你还有125秒钟 You now have 125 seconds until catastrophic failure.
什么 为什么 突然的动作导致电梯情况恶化 What? Why? Unexpected motion has caused the deterioration to escalate.
我怎么才能进去 How do I get in there?
正在激活无人驾驶侦察机 Activating reconnaissance drone.
哇哦 这个是一直都有的吗 太酷了 Whoa. Has that been there this whole time? That's awesome.
正在寻找最佳入口点 Locating optimal entry point.
向西南方向的窗户前进 Proceed to southwest window.
Karen 我正在往那里去 Karen, I'm on my way.
- 这里有很多碎玻璃 - 抓好了 - There's a lot of glass here. - You got this.
坚持一下 坚持一下 Keep coming, keep coming.
啊 Ah!
好吧 哦 天哪 Okay. Oh, my god.
好吧 Okay.
怎么了 你已经到了西南方向的窗户这儿 What's wrong? You've reached the southwest window.
- 你在犹豫什么 - 还好 - Why are you hesitating? - It's fine.
我只是之前从来没爬得这么高 I've just never been this high before.
你还没有重装你的降落伞 You have also not reinstalled your parachute,
所以从这样的高度坠落非常有可能会致你于死命 so a fall from this height would most likely be lethal.
完美 Perfect.
哦 天哪 Oh, my god.
为什么打不开 Why is it not breaking?
这是4英寸的防弹玻璃 It's four-inch ballistic glass.
你需要积蓄更大的动量 You'll have to create more momentum.
这里是华盛顿特区大都会警察署 This is D.C. Metro police.
说明你的身份 Identify yourself.
我的朋友在里面 我的朋友在里面 别这样 My friends are in there! My friends are in there! Stop!
立即返回地面 Return to the ground immediately.
- 好 谁要下一个 - 我 轮到我了 - Okay, who's next? - Me, it's my turn!
Flash 你认真的吗 你在干什么啊 Flash, seriously? What are you doing?
- 快点 - 别管那奖杯了 - Come on. - Don't worry about the trophy.
解除武装 Stand down!
立即返回地面 Return to the ground immediately!
立即返回地面 否则我们就要开抢了 Return to the ground or we will open fire!
上升 上升 Go up, go up.
我能行的 I got this.
拿着我的奖杯 Take my trophy!
给你最后的的机会 This is your last chance!
哦 我要死了 Oh, I'm gonna die.
快看 Look out!
碎啊 Break!
我做到了 哇 I did it! Whoa!
嘿 你们怎么样 Hey, how you doing?
别怕 我来救你们了 Don't worry about it. I got you.
太棒了 太棒了 - 嘿 嘿 嘿 - Yes! Yes! - Hey, hey, hey.
- 大哥们 别乱动了 - 对不起 我错了 - Big guy, quit moving around. - I'm sorry, sir. So sorry.
快走 快走 Let's go, let's go!
好 好 Okay, okay.
- Harrington老师 快走 - Ned 快点 - Mr. Harrington, go. - Ned, come on.
- 好了 您到站了 - 快点 Liz - Alright, this is your stop. - Come on, Liz.
走 走 走 所有人都出去 Go, go, go. Everybody out!
动起来 大家 动起来 动起来 Move it, people. Move it, move it!
- 还好吗 - Liz - Are you sure it's safe? - Liz!
没事的 你会没事的 You're okay. You're okay.
好了 Okay.
- 哦 天哪 - 好 很好 - Oh, my god. - Good, good.
慢慢上来 请你们往后站 Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back.
快过来 你们还好吗 Come on in. You guys good?
所以每个人都安全了吧 So is everyone okay?
抓住机会 Peter This is your chance, Peter.
亲吻她 Kiss her.
哦 Oh!
谢谢你 Thank you.
你真的是Peter Parker的朋友吗 Are you really friends with Peter Parker?
我还能完成下一单 I can finish the next order,
但是如果没有那辆货车上的新材料的话 but without any new materials from that truck...
是啊 该死的 Yeah, damn it.
我们还能做完Gargan那一单 是吧 We still have enough to do the Gargan deal though, right?
是的 但是做完就没了 Yeah, but then that's it.
哦 或许该是时候建造高空真空密封装置了 Oh, maybe it is time that I built the high-altitude seal.
- 你能闭嘴别说那个吗 - 只要干一单就好了 - Would you shut up about that? - It's only one job.
不 No.
八年了 联邦调查局什么都没说 Eight years, not a word from the feds,
斯塔克大厦里那群穿着万圣节服装的混球 nothing from those Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
什么消息也没有 up there in stark tower.
然而突然之间 And then all of a sudden,
这个穿着红色紧身衣的小杂种出现了 this little bastard in red tights shows up
他以为他能摧毁我所建造的一切 and he thinks he can tear down everything I've built.
真的吗 Really?
我要杀了他 I'm gonna kill him.
- 我要找到他 - 找到他了 - I'm gonna find him - I found him.
蜘蛛侠俯身而下 Spider-Man swooped in,
成功营救了来自皇后区的一支参加学术十项全能比赛的队伍 heroically saving an academic Decathlon team from Queens.
蜘蛛侠爬上华盛顿纪念碑
现在蒙面英雄的真实身份依旧不得而知 The identity of the masked hero is still unknown.
- 妈妈 - 好了 安全了 - Mom. - Okay. All right.
Peter Peter?
上周末 中城的学术十项全能比赛队伍 This past weekend, Midtown's Academic Decathlon team
打败了全国最强的队伍 defeated the country's best
获得了全国冠军 to win the National Championship.
之后 他们又战胜了死亡 Later that day, they also defeated death.
异光闪耀 Sally在惊叫 Flash在惊叫 所有人都在尖叫 Flashes. Sally scream. Flash scream. Everybody screaming.
到处都是紫色的激光和烟雾 There were purple lasers and smoke everywhere.
气氛很紧张 就像Bon Jovi的演唱会 It was tight, like a bon jovi concert.
Bon Jovi 美国摇滚乐队
就像你所知道的 我们活了下来 As you know, we made it out alive,
这才是最重要的事情 and that's the important thing.
在学校旅行中失去一个学生的责任 我无法承担 I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip.
不能再有了 Not again.
幸好 没有人受大伤 Thankfully, no one was seriously injured,
这多亏了蜘蛛侠 thanks to the Spider-Man.
- 谢谢你 蜘蛛侠 - 谢谢你 蜘蛛侠 - Thank you, Spider-Man. - Thank you, Spider-Man.
下一则新闻 蜘蛛侠狂热席卷全校 Up next: The Spider-Man mania is sweeping the school.
你是怎样展现你的蜘蛛精神的呢 How can you show your spider spirit?
兄弟 兄弟 兄弟 兄弟 兄弟 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
一朝成名但就是没人知道主角是你的感觉怎么样 What is it like being famous when nobody knows it's you?
- 太疯狂了 兄弟 - 太疯狂了 - Crazy, dude. - It's crazy.
- 我们要告诉其他人吗 - 不 - Should we tell everyone? - No.
还是我来告诉其他人 Should I tell everyone?
不要 老兄 这不是个好主意 No, dude. That's not a good idea.
好吧 快点 我们上课要迟到了 Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.
我不打算去上课 I'm not going to class.
你已经因为缺席全能比赛而摊上麻烦了 You're already in trouble for ditching the Decathlon.
老兄 听着 我已经想明白了 Dude, listen, I figured it out.
那个穿飞行衣的人从灾害控制局偷东西 The wingsuit guy is stealing from Damage Control.
他从灾害控制局偷的东西 What he takes from Damage Control,
能帮他造武器 that's how he builds the weapons.
所以我要去抓住他 So all I gotta do is catch him.
但是我们有西班牙语测试 But we have a Spanish quiz.
Ned 我可能永远都不会回来了 Ned, I'm probably never gonna come back here.
Stark先生正在将复仇者们北上转移 所以 Mr. Stark is moving the avengers upstate, so
当我把这家伙绑过去时 when I bring this guy in.
兄弟 难道你想做个高中辍学生吗 Dude you want to be a high school dropout?
高中生活已经不够发展的了 I am so far beyond high school right now.
Parker 到我办公室去 Parker, my office.
所以 So...
你被留校了 You got detention.
你搞砸了 你知道自己做错了 You screwed up. You know what you did was wrong.
但问题是 你该怎么弥补呢 The question is, how are you gonna make things right?
也许你只是想耍帅 Maybe you were trying to be cool.
请听我这个被冻了65年的人一句忠告 But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years,
只有遵守规则才是真正的帅气 the only way to really be cool is to follow the rules.
我们都分得清孰是孰非 黑白对错 We all know what's right. We all know what's wrong.
下次这些笨蛋再怂恿你去做那些 Next time those turkeys try to convince you of
你明知是错的事 在心里默想 something you know is wrong. Just think to yourself,
嘿 你去哪儿 回来啦 Hey Where you going? Get back here.
美国队长会怎么处理 what would captain America do?
你在这里干嘛 你又没被留校 Why are you here? You don't even have detention.
哦 我知道 我就喜欢来这里 Oh, I know. I just like coming here
画画身处危机之中的人 to sketch people in crisis.
哈哈 画的你 Heh. It's you.
所以你的身体在发育 So your body's changing.
相信我 我理解你的感受 Believe me, I know how that feels.
蛛丝液
May May?
嘿 Karen 在吗 Hey, Karen. What's up?
嘿 Peter 你的西班牙语测试怎么样 Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz?
听着 我希望你能帮助我 Listen I was wondering if you could help me.
我在试着回想那天晚上 I'm trying to figure out who the guys
在桥下都有哪些人 under the bridge were that night,
但我只能回想起部分车牌号 but I mean I can only remember part of a license plate.
我可以对那段视频中的对象 I can run facial recognition
进行面部识别 on the footage of that encounter.
- 视频 - 没错 Peter - Footage? - Yes, Peter.
我会录制你看到的一切 I record everything you see.
- 一切 - 所有一切 - Everything? - Everything
- 每时每刻吗 - 这是婴儿监控器程序 - Like, all the time? - It's called the baby-monitor protocol.
呵呵 就知道是这样 Yeah, of course it is.
嗯 回放上周五的画面 Um, yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.
乐意效劳 With pleasure.
嘿 大家好 对 很牛逼的派对 Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party.
你好啊 Liz Peter跟我说了很多关于你的事 What's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you.
不对 不对 这段是我在搞怪啦 No, no, no. This is just me messing around.
再往后翻, 那天晚一点的时候 Go later in the day, later in the day.
在下Thor 乃Odin之子 It is I, Thor, son of Odin!
不是 不是 这段绝对不是 No, no, no. That's definitely--
不是我们要找的那段 that's not what we wanted to watch.
你的模仿真是非常有趣 Your impressions are very funny.
快进到武器交易那段 Fast-forward to the arms deal.
看到了 Okay.
右边那两个人是谁 The two on the right, who are they?
正在查询执法数据库 Searching law enforcement databases.
未查找到两人的相关记录 No records found for two of the individuals.
- 什么都没有吗 - 一人识别成功 - Nothing? - One individual identified.
Aaron Davis 33岁 Aaron Davis, age 33.
显示一项违法记录及其皇后区所在住址 He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens.
我们去会会他 Let's pay him a visit.
需要我启动 Would you like me to activate
强化审讯模式吗 the enhanced interrogation protocol?
可以啊 Uh, yeah.
- 还记得我吗 - 诶 - Remember me? - Hey--
快把你知道的消息都告诉我 I need information. You'll give it to me now.
- 好 你冷静点 - 快点 - All right, chill - Come on!
- 你的声音咋啦 - 你为什么问我的声音怎么啦 - What happened to your voice? - What do you mean what happened to my voice?
我那天在桥下听过你的声音了 明明是个女声 I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like.
我不是女孩 我是男孩 I'm not a girl! I'm a boy.
我的意思是 我是个男人 I mean, I'm a-- I'm a man.
我才不想管你是男是女 I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl--
我不是女孩 我是个纯爷们儿 I'm not a girl! I'm a man.
快告诉我 兄弟 Come on, man.
到底是谁在贩卖这些武器 Look, who is selling these weapons?
我需要点信息 一个名字或者其他的都可以 I need to know. Give me names or else.
你第一次干这事儿吧 You ain't ever done this before, huh?
关闭审讯模式 Deactivate interrogation mode.
听着 兄弟 Look, man,
这些人贩卖的武器极其危险 these guys are selling weapons that are crazy dangerous.
它们真的不能再流通于市 They can't be out on the streets.
如果仅用一支就能把Delmar的熟食店轰倒 If one of them can cut Delmar's bodega in half--
- 你还知道Delmar的熟食店 - 当然 皇后区最美味的三明治 - you know Delmar's? - Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.
- 赛海文家也是数一数二 - 他家面包放太多 - Sub haven's pretty good. - It's too much bread.
- 我就喜欢吃面包 - 说吧兄弟 拜托了 - I like bread. - Come on, man, please.
审讯模式真是蠢死了 Karen 别再启动了 Stupid interrogation mode. Karen, don't ever do that again.
那晚 你对那家伙说 The other night, you told that dude,
"如果你要开枪 就对着我开" "If you shoot somebody, shoot me."
还挺有种的 It's pretty ballsy.
我也不想这些武器出现在这周边 I don't want those weapons in this neighborhood.
我侄子就住在附近 I got a nephew who live here.
他们到底是谁 Who are these guys?
关于那个有翅膀的家伙 你都知道些什么 What can you tell me about the guy with the wings?
我只知道他是个神经病 穿得像个恶魔 别的没了 Other than he's a psychopath dressed like a demon, nothing.
我不知道他是谁 住哪儿 I don't know who he is or where he is.
- 但我知道他接下来要去哪儿 - 真的吗 - I do know where he's gonna be. - Really?
是的 我之前合作过的一个疯子 Yeah, this crazy dude I used to work with,
他应该要跟这家伙交易 he's supposed to be doing a deal with him.
太棒了 Yes! Heh. Yes.
嘿 等等 hey. Hey. Hey.
我还没告诉你地点在哪里 I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location.
没错 抱歉 真是太傻了 Right, of course. Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just--
好吧 yeah.
- 在哪里 - 我能给你个建议吗 - Where is it? - Can I give you some advice?
- 什么 - 你得好好学一下怎么审讯别人 - Hm? - You got to get better at this part of the job.
听不懂你在说什么 I don't understand.
我超凶的 I'm intimidating.
- 斯塔滕岛渡轮 11点那班 - 那快到点了 - Staten island ferry, 11. - Oh, that's soon.
嘿 那玩意儿两小时后会溶解 Hey, that's gonna dissolve in two hours.
不行 不行 快过来解开 No, no, no, no. Come fix this.
- 就两小时 你应受的惩罚 - 我这里面放有冰淇淋啊 - Two hours. You deserve that. - I got ice cream in here.
你应受的惩罚 你是个罪犯 再见罪犯先生 You deserve that. You're a criminal. Bye, Mr. Criminal.
漂亮 Nice.
听着 Karen 启动强效侦查模式 Okay, Karen, activate enhanced reconnaissance mode.
没问题 Sure thing.
他在前面的主甲板上 He's up front, main deck.
我讨厌那家伙 I hate this guy.
那天在桥下的家伙 对吧 It's the guy from the bridge, right?
- 另外一个人是谁 - 随时保持联络 - Who's that other guy? - Just keep me posted.
我的刑事数据库里未找到相关记录 There's no record of him in my criminal database.
有一通May Parker的来电 Incoming call from May Parker.
来电
需要接入到当前显示器上吗 Should I reroute to your heads-up display?
May姨
我现在不能接 待会儿给她回电话 I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.
嘿 无人机仔 跟着那家伙 Hey, Dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
这次再也不能让这些家伙逃跑了 We can't let anybody get away this time.
- 左边那个人是谁 - 是Mac Gargan - Who's the guy on the left? - Mac Gargan.
显示多项犯罪记录 包括杀人罪 Extensive criminal record, including homicide.
需要我启动瞬间击毙模式吗 Would you like me to activate instant kill?
不要 Karen 别再提什么瞬间击毙模式了 No, Karen, stop it with the instant kill already.
白色的皮卡车 White pickup truck.
无人机仔 搜寻船上的一辆白色皮卡车 Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck.
这简直太完美了 Oh, this is too perfect.
武器和买卖双方都在同一地点 They got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place.
- 有一通Tony Stark的来电 - 别 别 别 - Incoming call from Tony Stark. - No, no, no.
- 别接啊 - Parker先生 有空吗 - Don't answer. - Mr. Parker. Got a sec?
- 呃 呃 我在学校啦 - 你不在学校 - Uh, I'm actually at school. - No, you're not.
- 特区那次营救 干得很棒 - 好吧 - Nice work in D.C. - Okay.
我老爸也没怎么关心鼓励过我 My dad never really gave me a lot of support
但我在尝试打破这种不良循环 and I'm trying to break the cycle of shame.
其实我现在有点忙 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
我表扬你的时候别打断我 Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.
无论如何 将来还会有更多大事发生 这是什么声音 Anyway, great things are about to happen what is that?
我在乐队训练啦 I'm at band practice.
这就怪了 Happy说你六周前就退出乐队了 That's odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago.
- 到底怎么回事 - 我得挂电话了 - What's up? - I gotta go!
- 结束通话 - 嘿 - End call. - Hey.
我就拿走啰 I'll take those!
咻 Yoink!
嘿 大伙儿 非法武器交易是在10:30的那趟渡轮上 Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal ferry was at 10:30.
你们错过了 You missed it!
哇喔 Whoo!
蜘蛛小子来了 Spider guy's here.
喔喔喔 等一下 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.
啊 Ah!
你们还好吗 抱歉哦 刚才下手有点重 Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard.
不得不说 上次那家伙操作得更熟练些 I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing.
说真的 I'm honestly--
我挺震惊的 I'm-- I'm shocked.
停下 FBI 别动 Freeze! FBI! Don't move!
蹲下 FBI Get on the ground! FBI!
- FBI 这是什么意思 - FBI是指联邦调查局 - What do you mean, FBI? - The FBI is Federal Bureau of Investigation
我知道FBI是干嘛的 但是他们来这里干嘛 I know what "FBI" Means. But what are they doing here?
什么 What the--?
都让开 让开 Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
快跑 快跑 Go, go, go, go!
快躲开啊 Get out of there! Whoa!
小心 小心 让开 让开 让开 Look out! Look out! Move! Move! Move!
- 快跑 - 到顶层甲板 - Move! - Get to the top deck.
我们要撤了 We're getting out of here.
开启电击网 Activate taser web!
你碰的是你根本就不懂的事情 You're messing with things you don't understand.
天啦 我该怎么办 Oh, my god. What do I do?
Karen 显示船体的透视视角 Karen, give me an X-ray of the boat
标记出所有的最强支点 and target all the strongest points.
网榴弹 网榴弹 Web grenade. Web grenade.
分束网 过去 Splitter web, go.
干得好 Peter 你的成功几率是98% Great job, Peter.You are 98 percent successful.
- 98% - 好样的 蜘蛛侠 - Ninety-eight? - Yeah, Spider-Man!
别 别 别 不要啊 No, no, no. No!
不要啊 No!
不要 啊 No! Ah!
怎么了 What the hell?
到底怎么了 What the hell?
嗨 蜘蛛侠 Hi, Spider-Man.
不是乐队训练吗 Band practice, was it?
快看 快看 Look! Look!
好样的 钢铁侠 Yeah, Iron Man!
等等 Stark先生 Uh, Mr. Stark.
嘿 Stark先生 我能帮你吗 Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything?
我能做点什么吗 喔 What do you want me to do? Whoa!
我想你已经做过头了 I think you've done enough.
所以就这样了 你就准备一跑了事吗 So that's it? You're just gonna run?
联邦调查局已经在埋伏我们了 Feds were waiting for us.
现在连钢铁侠都在盯我们 Now we're on Iron Man's radar?
没错 那我跑定了 Yeah, I'm running.
你们也该逃跑了 You should too.
你明知我做不到 You know I can't do that.
那怎么办 So now what?
Mason 你能搞定那个高空真空密封装置吗 Mason, can you get that high-altitude seal thing up
让它到时能用上 and running in time?
真的吗 Seriously?
当然可以 你不会后悔的 Yes. You will not regret this.
你要加入吗 You in?
"Peter捅娄子"的前情提要 Previously on Peter screws the pooch ,
我跟你说过别管这些事 I tell you to stay away from this.
相反 你黑了一套上百万的战服 Instead, you hacked a multimillion-dollar suit
这样你就可以背着我悄悄乱来 so you could sneak around behind my back
还去做了 我说过让你别管的事 doing the one thing I told you not to do.
大家都安全了吧 Is everyone okay?
又不是因为你 No thanks to you.
不是因为我 No thanks to me?
那些武器在外面流通 Those weapons were out there
我试着告诉过你这一点 and I tried to tell you about it,
但是你不听 but you didn't listen.
这些事情本来不会发生 None of this would've happened
只要你肯听我的 if you had just listened to me.
如果你真的在乎 你就会亲自来这儿 If you even cared, you'd actually be here.
我确实听进去了 孩子 I did listen, kid.
要不然你觉得是谁给FBI打的电话 嗯 Who do you think called the FBI, huh?
你知不知道我是唯一一个信任你的人 Do you know I was the only one who believed in you?
别人都说我疯了 Everyone else said I was crazy
- 招募一个14岁的孩子入队 - 我15岁了 - to recruit a 14-year-old kid. - I'm 15.
不 你从现在开始闭嘴 好不好 No. This is where you zip it, all right?
大人在说话呢 The adult is talking.
如果今晚有人死了怎么办 What if somebody had died tonight?
事情就不同了 不是吗 因为那都怪你 Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you.
如果你死了 And if you died,
我会觉得那是我的责任 I feel like that's on me.
我可不需要因为这个而良心不安 I don't need that on my conscience.
- 是 先生 对不起 - 是啊 - Yes, sir, I'm sorry. - Yes.
- 道歉又有什么用 - 我明白 - Sorry doesn't cut it. - I understand.
我只是想像您一样 I just wanted to be like you.
但我希望你能比我更好 And I wanted you to be better.
好吧 既然没有成功 Okay, it's not working out.
我得把这件战衣要回来 I'm gonna need the suit back.
- 多长时间呢 - 永远 - For how long? - Forever.
- 是啊 规矩就是这样的 - 不 不 求您了 求您了 - Yeah, that's how it works. - No, no. Please. Please.
- 给我吧 - 您不明白 - Let's have it. You don't understand.
这是我仅有之物 没了它我什么都不是 This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit.
如果没有这套战衣你就一无是处的话 If you're nothing without this suit,
你就不配拥有它 明白吗 then you shouldn't have it, okay?
天啊 我这口气真像我老爸 God, I sound like my dad.
我没有别的衣服 I don't have any other clothes.
那好 我们会解决的 Okay, we'll sort that out.
我挺过了去纽约的旅途
嘿 Hey.
我给你打了一整天的电话 I've been calling you all day.
你根本不接 You didn't answer your phone.
你不能这么做 You can't do that.
之后 那艘渡船就出事了 Then this ferry thing happens.
我给五个警察局打了电话 I've called five police stations.
整整五个 我给五个你的朋友打了电话 Five. I called five of your friends.
- 我还给Ned的妈妈打了电话 - 我很好 May 我没事 - I called Ned's mother. - I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
真的 放松点 我没事 Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.
别瞎扯了 我知道你逃掉了课后留校 Cut the bullshit. I know you left detention.
我还知道在华盛顿的时候 你从宾馆房间溜出去了 I know you left the hotel room in Washington.
我还知道 你天天晚上都从家里偷偷溜出去 I know you sneak out of this house every night.
这一点儿也不好 That's not fine.
Peter 你必须告诉我发生了什么 Peter, you have to tell me what's going on.
实话实说 这里就咱俩 Just lay it out. It's just me and you.
我丢掉了在Stark集团的实习工作 I lost the Stark internship.
- 什么 - 是的 - What? - Yeah.
发生了什么 What happened?
我以为 只要我能努力工作 I just thought that I could work really hard
他就能 他就会 你知道的 and he could-- he would-- you know.
但是 我搞砸了 But...I screwed it up.
噢 没关系的 没关系的 Oh, it's okay, it's okay.
没关系 It's okay.
对不起 我让你担心了 I'm sorry I made you worry.
你知道的 我并不是在试图毁掉你的人生 You know I'm not trying to ruin your life.
是的 我明白 Yeah, I know.
只是 Just--
- 我以前也经常偷偷溜出去 - 是啊 - I used to sneak out too. - Yeah.
洗个澡吧 你闻起来 And take a shower. You smell.
闻起来像 闻起来像垃圾 You smell like-- you smell like garbage.
我知道 I know.
Peter 你是个好孩子 也很聪明 Peter, you're a good kid and you're a smart kid,
所以不要再胡思乱想了 好吗 so just try to keep your head straight, okay?
好的 Okay.
很好 出去吧 All right, get out of here.
你被开除了吗 Are you expelled?
你是不是得上46号街的那所学校 Do you have to go to that school on 46th
那儿的校长有把十字弓防身 where their principal has a crossbow?
我非常确信那只是个都市传说 Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
而且 不会的 我没被开除 and, no, I'm not expelled.
你真幸运 You're so lucky.
返校日
(西语)真棒 Parker先生 Muy bueno, señor Parker.
嘿 Hey.
我以为你第五节课要上微积分 I thought you had calculus fifth period.
是啊 我正在为返校日做准备 Yeah, I was just doing some homecoming stuff.
嘿 是这么回事 我 Hey, look, I--
我想向你道歉 I just wanted to apologize
十项全能赛发生的事都是我不对 about the whole Decathlon thing.
- 没关系 - 真的吗 - It's fine. - Really?
上周 这个比赛是最重要的事情 Last week, Decathlon was the most important thing,
但是之后我差点死掉 but then I almost died.
不 我只是 我 No, I just-- I'm--
我的意思是 I just mean that
那并不好 特别是 it was not cool, especially...
因为 Because...
我喜欢你 I like you.
我知道 I know.
真的吗 You do?
你保密的本事太差了 You're terrible at keeping secrets.
是啊 你会吃惊的 Yeah, you'd be surprised.
我得去上课了 但是 I got to get to class, but--
我想说 咱俩应该一起出去逛逛 I'd say we should hang out,
但是我放学后要留校 因为 but I'm gonna be in detention for...
离堂卡 当学生在上课或者是在讲座中 如果有特殊情况就可使用这种卡片临时走出教室
- 嗯嗯 - 找个时间 但是 - Uh-huh. - Ever, but--
我猜你已经有了返校日的舞伴 I guess you already have a date to homecoming.
其实 我忙着筹备返校日 Actually, I was so busy planning it,
还从来没有真正想过这一点 所以 I never really got around to that part, so...
呃 你想不想 Uh, you want to
和我一起去 go with me?
想啊 当然想 Yeah. Sure.
真的 我是说 太好了 真棒 Really? I mean, great. Cool.
真棒 Cool.
我其实是往那边走的 I'm actually going that way.
背景音乐 - The English Beat
May 你得帮帮我 May, I need your help.
温 莎 结
对吗 Right?
大日子到了 所以 有什么计划吗 It's game day. So what's the plan?
- 帮她开门 - 嗯 - Open the door for her. - Mm-hm.
跟她说 她很漂亮 但也别太频繁 Tell her she looks nice, but not too much
- 因为那很诡异 - 别弄得怪怪的 - because that's creepy. - Don't be creepy.
是 我和她跳舞的时候 No. And when I dance with her,
要把手放在她的腰上 我明白了 I'm putting my hands on her hips. I got this.
- 爱你 - 再见 - Love you. - Bye.
你一定是Peter了 You must be Peter.
是的 Yeah.
我是Liz的爸爸 I'm Liz's dad.
握个手吧 Put 'er there.
手劲可够大的 Hell of a grip.
进来吧 快进来 Come on in here. Come on.
嘿 Peter Hi, Peter.
你看起来真帅啊 You look very handsome.
谢谢您 Thank you.
你记准他的名字了吗 You got his name right?
- 是Freddie吗 - 是Peter - Freddie? - Peter.
Peter Peter Peter. Peter.
我去叫一下Liz I'm gonna go get Liz.
好的 Okay.
你还好吗 Pete You all right, Pete?
我还好 Yeah.
你看起来脸色不好 Because you look pale.
你想喝点什么吗 You want something to drink?
比如来杯波本威士忌 Like a bourbon
或者来杯苏格兰威士忌 或者其他类似的 or a scotch, or something like that?
我还没到能喝酒的年龄 I'm not old enough to drink.
回答正确 That's the right answer.
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 Wow! Wow, wow, wow,
你看起来真漂亮 do you look beautiful.
请不要让我难堪了 爸爸 Please don't embarrass me, dad.
不是吗 Pete Doesn't she, Pete?
是的 你看起来真美 Yeah, you look really good.
这一回 又是正确答案 Once again, that's the right answer.
那是腕花吗 Is that a corsage?
谢谢 Thanks.
呃 嘿 我是你们的司机 Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur,
所以我们上路再继续这场时尚秀吧 so let's get this show on the road.
不 不 不 我们应该照几张照片 宝贝 好的 No, no, no, we have to take some pictures, babe. All right.
噢 就在这儿吧 完美 Oh, right here. Perfect.
好了 你俩过来吧 Okay. Come on, you guys.
Peter 凑近点儿 Peter, closer.
笑一个 Smile.
你们做得很好 There you go.
噢 Oh.
先生 您不用开车送我们 Sir, you don't have to drive us.
不 不 这又不是什么大事 Nah, nah, it's not a big deal.
我要出城了 正好顺路 I'm going out of town. It's right on my way.
他总是来来去去的 He's always coming and going.
- 最后一次了 - 玩得开心 - Last time. - Have fun.
- 谢谢 - 我保证 - Thank you. - Promise.
- 他好可爱 - 嘘 - He's cute. - Shh.
- 过几天见了 - 再见 宝贝 - See you in a couple of days. - Bye, baby.
好的 All right.
过来吧 Pedro Come on, Pedro.
- 再见 Peter 玩得开心 - 是的 我会的 - Bye, Peter. Have fun. - Yeah, I will.
你将来打算做什么 Pete What are you gonna do, Pete?
什么 What?
毕业以后 你觉得自己会做什么 When you graduate, what do you think you'll do?
- 噢 我还不清楚 - 别拷问他了 爸爸 - Oh, I don't know. - Don't grill him, dad.
就是说说而已 你知道的 Just saying, you know.
能进你们学校的学生 All you guys who go to that school
差不多都已经把生活规划好了 不是吗 you pretty much have your life planned out, right?
呃 并没有 我才上高一 Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.
Peter在Tony Stark的公司实习 Peter has an internship with Tony stark.
所以我觉得他用不着担心 So I think he doesn't have to worry.
- 真的吗 - 嗯 Really? - Mm-hm.
- Stark - 不错啊 - Stark? - So cool.
噢 你都做什么啊 Oh. What do you do?
事实上 我已经不在他那里实习了 Actually, I don't intern for him anymore.
- 真的吗 - 是的 那份工作变得 - Seriously? - Yeah, it got...
很无聊 Boring.
真的无聊吗 It was boring?
你都能和蜘蛛侠一起玩耍了 You got to hang out with Spider-Man.
真的吗 蜘蛛侠 Really? Spider-Man?
哇哦 他是个什么样的人啊 Wow. What's he like?
呃 他超棒的 Yeah, he's nice.
大好人 很实在的人 Nice man. Solid dude.
喔 Hm.
看哪 好可爱 Look. So cute.
噢 Oh.
我以前见过你 不是吗 I've seen you around, right?
我的意思是 在某个地方见过 I mean, somewhere.
我们 我们是不是见过面 因为甚至声音都是那么 We've-- have we ever--? Because even the voice--
他和我一起参加学术十项全能比赛 he does Academic Decathlon with me.
- 哦 - 他还参加了我的派对 - Oh. - And he was at my party.
- 啊 - 派对超级棒 - Ah. - It was a great party.
真的特别好 确实是 Really great, yeah.
房子很漂亮 窗户很多 Beautiful house, a lot of windows.
你在那里也就待了大概两秒钟 You were there for, like, two seconds.
那是 That was--
我在那里待了不止两秒 I was there longer than two seconds.
- 你不见了 - 没有 - You disappeared. - No.
- 不 我没消失 - 得了吧 你不见了 - No, I did not disappear. - Yes, you did.
跟往常一样玩失踪 You disappeared like you always do.
你在华盛顿特区也消失了 Like you did in D.C. Too.
华盛顿特区发生的事情确实太吓人了 That's terrible what happened down there in D.C. Though.
你怕吗 Were you scared?
我猜你很高兴 I'll bet you were glad
看到老朋友蜘蛛侠出现在电梯里 对吧 when your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator though, huh?
其实我没有上去 Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up.
我都是从下面看到的 I saw it all from the ground.
是 Yeah.
他那天能出现真是幸运 Very lucky that he was there that day.
好兄弟蜘蛛侠 Good old Spider-Man.
老爸 绿灯了 Dad, the light.
到了 路线终点 Here we are. End of the line.
谢谢 老爸 Thanks, dad.
你先进去吧 宝贝儿 You head in there, gumdrop.
我还得跟Peter来一番"老爸式"聊聊 I'm gonna give Peter the "Dad" Talk.
别被他吓到了 Don't let him intimidate you.
爱你 Love you.
- 爱你 宝贝儿 - 旅途平安 - Love you, gumdrop. - Have a safe flight.
嗨 Hi.
你们都好漂亮啊 You guys look so pretty.
她知道吗 Does she know?
知道什么 Know what?
所以她不知道 很好 So she doesn't. Good.
守口如瓶 我很欣赏 Close to the vest. I admire that.
我也有些个人秘密 I've got a few secrets of my own.
我有那么多不想我女儿跟人约会的原因 Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date...
Peter Peter,
没有什么比家人更重要 nothing is more important than family.
你救了我女儿 You saved my daughter's life.
这种事我一辈子都不会忘 I could never forget something like that.
所以我想给你一个机会 So I'm gonna give you one chance.
你准备好没 Are you ready?
穿过那几扇门 You walk through those doors,
忘掉这一切 you forget any of this happened
并且再也不 and don't you ever,
绝不 ever
再插手我的事 interfere with my business again.
因为如果你插手 'Cause if you do,
我会杀了你 I'll kill you
和你爱的每一个人 and everybody you love.
我会杀死你 I'll kill you dead.
为了保护我的家人我会这么做的 Pete That's what I'll do to protect my family, Pete.
懂了吗 Do you understand?
嘿 Hey.
我刚救了你一命 你该说什么 I just saved your life. Now what do you say?
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
现在 你进去 Now, you go on in there,
好好陪我女儿 懂吗 you show my daughter a good time, okay?
也不用太好 Just not too good.
背景音乐 - A Flock of Seagulls
嘿 Hey.
他对你说什么了 What did he say to you?
我得走了 I've got to go.
对 对不起 I'm-- I'm sorry.
不是你的错 You don't deserve this.
他给了你选择 He gave you a choice.
- 你选错了 - 搞什么 - You chose wrong. - What the hell?
这么劣质的服装是怎么回事 What's with the crappy costume?
我的射网器 My web-shooters.
一开始我还不太相信这东西 I wasn't sure about this thing at first,
但 真爽 but...Damn.
噢 好恶心 Oh, gross.
- 他为什么要派你来 - 你永远都不会知道了 - Why did he send you here? - Guess you'll never know.
干得好 Nice shot!
太好了 Yes!
Ned 有对翅膀的那人就是Liz她爸 Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.
- 什么 - 我知道 我得告诉Stark先生 - What? - I know. I gotta tell Mr. Stark.
打给Happy Hogan 他是Stark先生的安保负责人 Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security.
找台电脑替我追踪一下手机 And get a computer and track my phone for me.
你没事吧 Are you gonna be okay?
赶快 我们得在他出城之前抓到他 Hurry, we gotta catch him before he leaves town.
晚餐的事真不好意思 I'm sorry about dinner,
但我知道新鲜的柠檬鲈鱼是什么样的 but I know when branzino's fresh,
那儿的并不新鲜 好吗 and that was not fresh, okay?
所以 啊 So-- ah!
Flash 我需要你的车和手机 Flash, I need your car and your phone.
先生 严格来说这是我爸的车 我不能 Sir, technically, this is my dad's car, sir, so I can't--
啊 ah!
喂 Ned 喂 喂 能听到吗 Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?
我是Ned 你说 Go for Ned.
Ned 帮我追踪一下手机的位置 Ned, I need you to track my phone for me.
好 但手机在哪儿 Yeah, but where is it?
高招 Genius move.
好 他刚开过了杰克逊大道的电玩站 Okay, he just passed the gamestop on Jackson Avenue.
嘿 这车的头灯在哪儿开啊 Hey, where are the headlights on this thing?
- 我在Flash的车里 - 我查查说明书 - I'm in flash's car. - I'll pull the specs.
好了 我开了免提 Okay, you're on speakerphone.
你偷了Flash的车 厉害了 You stole Flash's car? Awesome.
是啊 真厉害 厉 Yeah, it's awesome! It's awe--
噢 让一下 oh! Get out of the way!
让一下 让开 让开 Get out of the way! Move! Move!
- Peter 你还好吗 - 我以前没真正地开过车 - Peter, are you okay? - I've never really driven before.
只和May在停车场练过 Only with May in parking lots.
这真是大跨步升级啊 This is a huge step up.
嘿 你联系到Happy了吗 Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet?
在 我在联系了 Uh, yeah. I'm working on it.
我得黑进手机系统 I just gotta backdoor the phone system.
椅中人 Guy in the chair.
九分钟后起飞 Take off in nine minutes.
喂 喂 谁 Hello? Hello? Who is this?
- Happy先生 我是Ned - 谁 - Mr. Happy, it's Ned. - Who?
我是Peter Parker的合作人 I'm an associate of Peter Parker.
我有要事相告 Got something important to tell you--
你他妈在逗我吧 靠 You gotta be shitting me. Damn.
嘿 Ned 查到头灯了没 Hey, Ned, how we coming with those headlights?
呃 Uh...
方向盘左边的旋钮 Round knob to the left of the steering wheel,
- 顺时针旋转 - 左边 好了 - turn clockwise. - Left, okay.
好 完美 我手机现在在哪儿 Okay, perfect. So where's my phone now?
他在布鲁克林的一座老工业园停下了 He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn.
什么 没道理啊 What? That makes no sense!
我以为他说的是要出城 I thought he said he was going out of town!
真奇怪 噢 我联系到了Happy先生 Weird. Oh, I reached Mr. Happy.
感觉他对你没好感 Don't think he likes you, by the way.
听起来他像是要赶一趟飞机 Sounded like he was catching a flight.
说什么"九分钟后起飞" He said something about taking off in nine minutes.
- 什么 - 他周围都是箱子 - What? - He was surrounded by boxes.
箱子 今天是搬家日 Boxes? It's moving day.
搬家日 搬家日 他准备抢劫那架飞机 It's moving day. It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane.
我得阻止他 I gotta stop him!
好了 八分钟后起飞 All right, wheels up in eight minutes.
我们得装上Tony的那台旧的反浩克装甲 We just got to load Tony's old hulkbuster armor,
美国队长的新盾牌原型 prototype for cap's new shield,
以及魔法 魔 Thor的魔法腰带 and the meging-- the meg-- the-- Thor's magic belt.
好了 慢一点 你已经接近了 Okay, slow down. You're getting close.
- 在你右手边 - 什么 - It's on your right. - What?
右转 右转 Turn right! Turn right!
- Peter 你没事吧 - 没事 - Peter, are you okay? - Yeah.
继续试着联系上Happy Just keep trying to get through to Happy.
我的荣幸 蜘蛛侠 It's been an honor, Spider-Man.
你在这儿干嘛 楼下有舞会呢 What are you doing here? There's a dance.
呃 Uh...
我在看 I'm looking
黄片 at porn.
嘿 Hey!
惊喜吗 Surprised?
噢 嘿 Pete Oh, hey, Pete.
我都没听到你进来了 I didn't hear you come in.
结束了 我抓到你了 It's over. I've got you.
我告诉你 Pete You know, I gotta tell you, Pete,
我真的 真的欣赏你的勇气 I really, really admire your grit.
我知道为什么Liz喜欢你了 I see why Liz likes you.
真的 你第一次来我家的时候 I do. When you first came to the house,
我还不太确定 我在想 "就他" I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?"
但现在我懂了 But I get it now.
你怎么能这样对她 How could you do this to her?
对她 我没对她做什么啊 Pete To her? I'm not doing anything to her, Pete.
我这样做是为了她 I'm doing this for her.
呵 是啊 Huh, yeah.
Peter Peter,
你还年轻 you're young.
你不知道这个世界的规矩 You don't understand how the world works.
是啊 但我知道 Yeah, but I understand
向犯罪分子出售武器是不对的 that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.
你以为你老兄Stark是怎么建起那大楼的 How do you think your buddy stark paid for that tower?
还有他的那些小玩意儿 Or any of his little toys?
那群人 Pete 那些上层阶级 Those people, Pete, those people up there,
那些有钱有权的人 他们可以为所欲为 the rich and the powerful, they do whatever they want.
像我们这样的小百姓 比如你和我 Guys like us, like you and me,
他们根本不在乎 they don't care about us.
我们为他们铺路 替他们奋战 We build their roads and we fight all their wars
一切的一切 但是他们却并不在意 and everything, but they don't care about us.
我们收拾他们的残局 We have to pick up after 'em.
吃他们的残羹冷炙 We have to eat their table scraps.
就是这样 That's how it is.
我知道你清楚我在说什么 Peter I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.
为什么对我说这些 Why are you telling me this?
因为我想要你明白 Because I want you to understand.
以及 And...
我需要一点时间来启动她 I needed a little time to get her airborne.
对不住了 Peter I'm sorry, Peter.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
那东西甚至还没碰到我 That thing hasn't even touched me yet.
没错 话说回来 True. Then again,
本来就没打算碰到你 wasn't really trying to.
老大 他们启动引擎了 Chief, they're powering up engines.
- 好 好 - 赶紧 赶紧 - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Come on, come on, come on.
天啊 Oh, god.
好 准备一下 Okay, ready?
喂 Hello!
有人吗 嘿 Please. Hey.
嘿 救命 我被压住了 Hey, please. I'm down here.
我在下面 被卡住了 I'm down here. I'm stuck.
我被卡住了 动不了 动不 I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't--
如果没有这套战衣你就一无是处的话 if you're nothing without this suit,
你就不配拥有它 then you shouldn't have it.
加把劲 Peter Come on, Peter.
加把劲 蜘蛛侠 Come on, Spider-Man.
加把劲 蜘蛛侠 Come on, Spider-Man!
发射拦截 行动 行动 Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light.
噢 耶 Oh, yeah.
反射面板启动 Retroreflective panels engaged.
看到飞机了 Got a visual on the plane,
但感觉有些阻力 but I'm feeling a little resistance.
可能是新涡轮机的阻力 It's probably just drag on the new turbines.
当心隐形观察监控 Look out for the cloaking cameras.
待在盲点 Stay in the blind spots.
我嘞个天啊 Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
启动高空真空密封装置 Deploy high-altitude vacuum seal.
这玩意儿最好管用 Mason This better work, Mason.
放心吧 老大 就连里面的一个小盒儿 Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes
- 都跟我们一样上了终身保险 - 是嘛 - and we are set for life. - Yeah.
你有30秒的时间到达座舱 You have 30 seconds to get to the cockpit
并越权操作他们的防护程序 and override their security.
即将复制应答机信号 Cloning transponder signal.
即将发射诱饵无人机 Launching decoy drone.
正在输入最新坐标 Entering new coordinates.
很好 所以飞机已经在路上了吗 Good, so it's on its way?
- 是的长官 航线分毫不差 - 很好 谢啦 - Yes, sir, right on course. - Okay, thank you.
妥妥的 All right.
好家伙 Hot dog.
不过是一次日常返校季 Just a typical homecoming
无非是地点在一家隐形飞机外面 啊 on the outside of an invisible jet-- ah!
还得跟女友她爹干一架而已 --Fighting my girlfriend's dad.
救命啊 Oh, god!
呼 这招竟然真的管用 Whew. I can't believe that worked.
老大 他们正在坠落 快离开那儿 Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there.
我才不要两手空空的回家 I'm not going home empty-handed.
我嘞个去 Oh, my god.
快离开那儿 你在那儿干吗呢 Get out of there.What are you doing?
求你了 转向吧 Please turn! Please turn!
嗨 Pedro Hey, Pedro.
好极了 Bingo.
你的飞行衣 Your wingsuit.
你的飞行衣快爆炸了 Your wingsuit's gonna explode!
是时候回家了 Pete Time to go home, Pete.
我这是在救你啊 I'm trying to save you!
不 No!
不 No.
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那画面太疯狂了 整个 It looked so insane. That whole--
就像 反正就是丧心病狂 like, it was just crazy.
他就那样'嗖嗖嗖' He was just, like...
你又一直在'啊啊啊' And you were like, "Ah!"
然后我就用'咻咻咻'射他 And then I just hit him with the "Fffew."
简直太 哦我天 It was so-- oh, my god.
你救了我 You saved me.
很屌 It was awesome.
嗨 Liz Hey, Liz.
我会想你的 I'm gonna miss you.
再见 Bye.
Liz Liz.
Liz 真的很抱歉 Liz, look, I'm so sorry.
你说过好多次抱歉 You say that a lot.
这次你是为什么事道歉 What are you sorry for this time?
舞会的事吗 The dance?
那件事确实相当没品 That was a pretty crappy thing to do.
那个 没错 但 我是说 你爸爸 Well, yeah, but I-- I mean, your dad--
我无法想象你经受的这些 I can't imagine what you're going through.
如果有任何我能帮忙的地方 If there's anything I can do to help...
我想我们要搬到俄勒冈了 I guess we're moving to Oregon.
妈妈说那是个好地方 所以没关系 Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.
总之 在审讯期间爸爸不想让我们留在这里 所以 Anyways, dad doesn't want us here during the trial, so...
Liz 我 Liz, I-- I--
再见了 Peter bye, Peter.
不管你正在经历什么事情 Whatever's going on with you,
我都希望你弄明白 I hope you figure it out.
恭喜各位 十项全能全国冠军们 Congratulations, Decathlon national champions.
耶 Yeah!
我待会儿就得把它放回展示柜里 I'm gonna have to put this back in the trophy case soon,
现在只是用来激励大家的这次练习 but just for motivation right now at this practice.
我虽然稍稍强于大家 I'm a little ahead of the game,
但明年我们需要一位新的小组长 but we will need a new team captain next year.
我现在任命Michelle为小组长 So I am appointing Michelle.
附议 Yeah!
呃 谢谢大家 Uh, thank you.
我 我朋友们都叫我mj My-- my friends call me mj.
我还以为你没有朋友呢 I thought you didn't have any friends.
我之前没有 I didn't.
未知号码 去厕所
- 我得走了 - 嘿 你要去哪 - I gotta go. - Hey, where you going?
你在掩藏什么 Peter What are you hiding, Peter?
开玩笑啦 我才不在乎 拜 I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.
好了 我们该做点练习了 All right, so we should run some drills.
是啊 Yeah.
嗨 Happy 你 你来这儿干嘛 Hey, Happy. What-- what are you doing here?
我真的欠你一个大人情 I really owe you one.
我不知道没了这份工作我该怎么办 I don't know what I would do without this job.
我是说 在遇见Tony之前 I mean, before I met Tony--
那 你在这多久了 so how long you been here?
久到尴尬好吗 老板想要见你 Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you.
他也在里面吗 Is he here too?
你说厕所吗 不 他在州北部 In the toilet? No, he's upstate.
州北部 就是州北部那个州北部吗 Upstate? Like, upstate-upstate?
没错 咱们走吧 Yeah, let's go.
奥迪AI:已启动 您可以松开方向盘
看看 Take a look.
相当震撼 是吧 It's pretty impressive, huh?
他们刚把整个建筑改造完成 They just finished remodeling the whole thing.
- 这个平时可见不着 - 啊 你们来啦 - You don't see that every day. - Oh, there they are.
- 来时候的路上怎么样 - 挺好 - How was the ride up? - Good.
让我们单独处一会儿 Give me a minute with the kid.
- 讲真的吗 - 是的 - Seriously? - Yeah.
我要跟这孩子聊聊 I got to talk to the kid.
我会跟的很紧的 I'll be close behind.
远远地跟着如何 How about a loose follow?
行吧 距离产生美 All right? Boundaries are good.
抱歉当时拿走了你的套装 Sorry I took your suit.
我是说 这是你自找的 I mean, you had it coming.
事实也说明那正是你需要的 Actually, it turns out it was the perfect
严父之爱时刻 对吧 tough-love moment that you needed, right?
正好也让你奋发图强了 你难道不这么觉得么 To urge you on? Wouldn't you think?
- 没错吧 - 我想 - Don't you think? - I guess.
这事儿就这么说了 Let's just say it was.
Stark先生 我真的 Mr. Stark, I really--
screwed the pooch字面意思是捅到一条杂种狗
你之前捅的篓子可不小 相当大 you screwed the pooch hard, bigtime.
但后来你痛改前非 But then you did the right thing.
把狗带去了免费诊所 Took the dog to the free clinic,
还抚养起那些混血小狗 you raised the hybrid puppies.
好吧 比喻的不太恰当 All right, not my best analogy.
我之前错看你了 I was wrong about you.
我觉得 再多受一些指点后 I think, with a little more mentoring,
你在队伍里就真的不可或缺了 you could be a real asset to the team.
队 队伍里 To the-- to the team?
没错 总之 现在有差不多50个记者在门后面 Yeah. Anyway, there's about 50 reporters behind that door.
真正的记者 不是什么博主 Real ones, not bloggers.
当你准备好的时候 When you're ready,
就把它穿上吧 why don't you try that on?
然后我会向全世界介绍 And I'll introduce the world
复仇者最新正式成员 to the newest official member of the avengers:
蜘蛛侠 Spider-Man.
我 呵 I-- heh.
好好看看吧 Yeah, give that a look.
新闻发布会完事后 So after the press conference,
Happy会带你去看你的宿舍房间 Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters.
他在谁俩中间来着 挨着幻视是吧 Where's he between? He's next to Vision?
没错 幻视不怎么喜欢门 Yeah, vision's not big on doors.
- 很好笑 - 也不喜欢墙 - It's fun. - Or walls.
你俩会合得来的 You'll fit right in.
谢谢你 Stark先生 Thank you, Mr. Stark,
但我 我还是算了吧 but I'm-- I'm good.
算了吧 你说什么算了吧 You're good? How are you good?
我的意思是 我接下来还是 Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay
继续脚踏实地吧 on the ground for a little while.
做一个亲和友善的邻家蜘蛛侠 Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
也得有人帮着那些普通的小老百姓 是吧 Somebody's got to look out for the little guy, right?
你这是在拒绝我吗 You're turning me down?
你最好想想清楚 看看那套制服 You better think about this. Look at that.
看着我 Look at me.
最后问你一次 答应还是拒绝 Last chance. Yes or no?
- 拒绝 - 好吧 - No. - Okay.
还真有几分乳臭未干的工薪阶层英雄范儿 不过我喜欢 It's kind of a Springsteen-y, working-class hero vibe that I dig.
啊 Happy会带你回家 Ah, Happy will take you home.
- 没问题吧 - 没问题 - Yeah? - Yeah.
介意在车里等吗 我待会儿过去 Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute.
谢谢你 Stark先生 Thank you, Mr. Stark.
不用谢 Parker先生 别客气 Yes, Mr. Parker, very well.
- 那回头见 - 好的 - See you around. - Okay.
那是个考验 对吧 That was a test, right?
根本没什么记者在门后是吧 There's nobody back there?
没错 你通过考验了 Yes, you passed.
好了 赶紧溜吧 All right, skedaddle there,
- 熊孩子 - 谢啦 Stark先生 谢谢你 - Young buck. - Thank you, Mr. Stark. Thank you.
是吗 我也谢谢你啊 Yeah, thank you.
早跟你说过这孩子不错 Told you he was a good kid.
Pepper Pepper Pepper! Pepper!
那孩子呢 Where's the kid?
- 他走了 - 可大家都在等着呢 - He left. - Everybody's waiting.
他真的做出了一个深思熟虑的选择 He actually made a really mature choice.
惊得我们眼球掉一地 It just surprised the heck out of us.
是你们俩把事儿搞砸了吧 Did you guys screw this up?
是他让那孩子去车里等他的 He told the kid to wait in the car.
你在逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
我有一屋子的人等着大新闻呢 I have a room full of people waiting for some big announcement.
让我怎么跟他们交代 What am I gonna tell them?
动动脑子 不如 呃 Think of something. How about, um,
Hap 戒指还在你那儿吗 Hap, you still got that ring?
我 我 Do I-- I--
- 就那个订婚戒指 - 这么问是在开玩笑吗 - the engagement ring. - Are you kidding?
我从2008年就一直带在身上了 I've been carrying this since 2008.
很好 Okay.
我觉得我能想出更好的办法 I think I can think of something better than that.
用戒指的话能给我们省点时间 Well, it would buy us a little time.
好像我们多赶时间似得 Like we need time.
你竟然把那玩意儿放在你口袋里 I can't believe you have that thing in your pocket.
让我给你开门吧 亲爱的 Let me to get the door for you, hon?
我自己来 I got it.
May姨 晚饭做好了吗 Aunt may, did you do dinner already?
这个属于你
May May?
什么鬼 What the f--?!
背景音乐 - Ramones
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蜘 蛛 侠
英雄归来
看看谁来了 Look who it is.
这得有多么巧才能让咱俩 What are the odds you and I'd end up
最终在同一个夏令营里相逢 at the same summer camp?
放松点 Relax.
这个么 账算不到你那儿 This? It's not on you.
得算到咱们的小蜘蛛朋友头上 It's on our little spider friend.
我已经在外面找了一些 I've got some boys on the outside
想要会会他的小伙子 who would love to meet him.
你懂得 给他照个相 You know, take a picture,
再切断他的脖子 把头放进烘干机里 slice his throat, put his head in a dryer.
我还听到了一个传闻 And I heard a rumor...
据说你知道他的身份 You know who he is.
要是我知道他的身份 If I knew who he was,
他应该早就死了 he'd already be dead.
Toomes 你家人来了 Toomes, your family's here!
Hi 我是美国队长 在这儿要跟你们讲讲 Hi, I'm captain America, here to talk to you
士兵还有学生都能培养的 about one of the most valuable traits
最有价值的性格特征之一 a soldier or student can have.
耐心 Patience.
有时候 耐心是成功的关键 Sometimes Patience is the key to victory.
另一些时候 耐心却收效甚微 Sometimes it leads to very little
看起来好像根本毫无价值 and it seems like it's not worth it.
你们想知道 And you wonder
为什么你们要这么失望地 why you waited so long
等待一些事情 for something so disappointing.
这种玩意儿还要录多少啊 How many more of these?
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