全知全能的拉普 Oh great, mighty Rapu.
我们向您祈祷 We pray to you
请赐予我们水和食物 for water and sustenance.
我向您祈祷并非为我自己 I pray to you, not for me...
是为了我的女儿 But for my daughter.
我好累啊 I'm tired.
你受尽苦难 You have suffered...
来找我 Come to me...
你受尽苦难 You have suffered...
来找我 Come to me...
你们看这是什么啊 Ah, what do we have here?
快看 Look at it...
它把我的水果都吃光了 It's gobbling up all my fruit.
拉普 Rapu.
光明之神 Bringer of light.
原来是我的信徒 Oh, it's one of mine.
我是格尔 I am Gorr.
是您最后的信徒 The last of your disciples.
我们已经一无所有了 大人 We have lost everything, my lord.
土地干涸了 The land is dry.
一切生灵不复存在 All life is lost.
但我们对您的信仰从未动摇 But our faith in you, never wavered.
如今我们等待着您的承诺... And now we await the promise...
永恒 of the eternal reward.
您就是在庆祝这个吧 Is this why you celebrate?
他还以为能获得永恒 He thinks there's an eternal reward.
不 抱歉 No... No, sorry.
怎么可能给你永恒 你这条狗 There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
我们不过是在庆祝杀戮 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
我们刚刚击败了黑死剑的主人 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword
-你受尽苦难 -他就没法再用那把被诅咒的剑伤害别的神了 -You have suffered -before he could harm any other gods with that cursed blade.
-如果你寻求复仇... -他竟然还威胁要毁了我的帝国 -If it's revenge you seek... -He threatened to end my entire empire.
但大人... But my lord...
您的帝国已经不在了 Your empire has already ended.
已经没有人追随您了 There's no one left to worship you.
还会有更多追随者代替你的 There'll be more followers to replace you.
一直如此 There always are.
我们受尽苦难 We have suffered...
我们饱受饥饿 And we have starved.
我的女儿死了 My daughter died...
以你之名 in your name.
这是你们的命 And well, you should.
你们存在的意义就是替你们的神受苦受难 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
你们死后 迎接你们的 There's nothing for you after death...
也只有死亡 except death!
你才不是什么神 You are no god.
我不会再追随你了 I renounce you.
现在 你这条没用的小命... Now, your meaningless life...
终于能派上点用场了 finally does have a purpose.
你这条命 就献给我了 To sacrifice yourself to me.
如果你寻求复仇... If it's revenge you seek...
屠戮众神 Kill all the gods.
迈向永恒 Go to Eternity.
如果你寻求复仇... If it's revenge you seek...
召唤彩虹桥 Summon... The Bifrost...
迈向永恒 Go to Eternity...
召唤彩虹桥 Summon... The Bifrost...
实现永恒 Go to Eternity.
屠戮众神 屠戮众神 屠戮众神 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
这把剑选择了你... The sword chose you...
但现在你被诅咒了 But you are now cursed.
有意思 Funny...
我没觉得这是诅咒 It doesn't feel like a curse.
更像是诺言 Feels like a promise.
那么 我的誓言就是... So this is my vow...
我会杀光所有的神 All gods will die.
过来 Come...
过来 凑过来 Come, gather round...
听我说说太空里的维京人传奇 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
他又被称作雷神 a.k.a. "The God of Thunder".
也叫"索尔·奥丁森" a.k.a. "Thor Odinson".
索尔从小被当作战士来培养 Raised in the way of the Warrior...
接受教导要为世间带来平衡 Thor was taught to help bring balance.
为那些无法战斗的人而战 Fighting the good fight, for those who can't fight it.
他长啊 长啊 He grew and he grew,
长大成人 and he grew.
他很敏感 像个微笑 He was sensitive, like a smile.
他有爱的天性对所有人一视同仁 And his loving nature did not discriminate.
他爱过一个当侠盗的时装师 He once loved a swash-buckling fashionista.
还有一次 他爱上一个女狼人... Another time, he loved a wolf woman...
骑在一匹母狼上 on a woman wolf.
但索尔的真爱是一个地球女人 简·方达 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
等下 不对 Oh, wait no...
简·福斯特 Jane Foster.
不过很遗憾 But sadly...
在爱情的战场上 索尔输了 In the battle for love, Thor lost.
说实话 他那段时间失去了很多人 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days.
他的母亲 His mum.
他的父亲 His dad.
那家伙 And that guy.
那家伙 And that guy...
管他是谁 And whoever that is.
海姆达尔 And Heimdall.
他弟弟 And his brother.
又是他弟弟 And his brother again.
还是他弟弟 And again.
可怜的索尔不得不看着自己的星球炸裂 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
然后他问 "我都做了什么啊" And then he said, "What have I done?"
似乎他爱的人和物全都不在了 it seemed that everything and everyone he loved, he lost.
所以他把心藏在肥肉之下... And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
这样他就不会再心碎了 So it could never be broken again.
不过他不想再心动 不代表他不会再战斗 But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.
他和银河护卫队搭上了伙 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
启程踏上经典的索尔式冒险 and set off on some classic Thor adventures.
他重塑体型 He got in shape...
付出很多努力 Putting in the hard yards...
化伤痛为动力 Turning pains into gains...
从来不在下肢训练上偷懒 And never skipping leg day.
他从大叔身材变成大神身材 He went from dad bod to god bod
但在大神身材之下 But beneath this god bod...
还是有个伤心的人儿想解放出来 There was still still a sad bod, just trying to get out.
因为索尔这么多年来的各种伪装 Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
都无法隐藏他内心的痛苦 couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.
所以他放弃了寻找 So, he gave up his search for nothing,
接受了这个事实 即他只擅长做一件事 accepting that he was only good for one thing,
静静冥想 等着有人过来说 waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say...
索尔 Thor...
我们需要你帮忙打赢这场仗 We need your help to win this battle.
索尔... Thor...
我们需要你帮忙打赢这场仗 We need your help to win this battle.
走吧 Let's go.
好的 来吧 暴风战斧 Ok. Come on, Stormbreaker.
该干活了 Back to work.
搞快点行吗 We must hurry, okay?
会死人的 People are dying.
那边见 See you down there.
抓紧 Hurry up!
这个给我 Gimme those!
你会弄坏这东西的 You're gonna break it.
-我是格鲁特 -哎呀上面全是你的口水 -I am Groot! -Oh, you got sap all over it.
哈喽大家好啊 Hello, everybody!
好啊 看看是谁大驾光临了 Well, well... Look who it is!
-大家都怎么样啊 -惨极了 -How are we doing, guys? -Horrible!
我们都要死翘翘了 We're all about to die!
你说这趟星球之旅是个放松的假期 You said, this planet would be a relaxing holiday.
我是说 它会像是个放松的假期 I said, it was going to be like a relaxing holiday.
看看那华丽的天空胜景 三个恒星绕着土星 Well, look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.
有什么能比这更让人放松呢 What can be more relaxing than that?
有啊 货真价实地度次假 An actual holiday!
去死吧 渣滓们 Die, Booskan scum!
-雷霆之神 -雅坎国王 -God of Thunder! -King Yakan.
你终于来参战了 You have finally joined our fight.
就像他们说的 晚了总比不来强 Well, as they say, better late than not at all.
很好 It's very nice.
你知道的 我们曾经生活在和平的绿洲中 As you know, we used to live in peaceful oasis.
-但是不久前 我们的神被谋杀了 -谋杀 -But then, our gods were murdered. -Murdered?
现在 我们的圣殿已经无人守护 And now, our sacred temple has been left unguarded...
哈伯斯卡的部落还掌控了它的力量 And Habooska's horde took control of it's power.
这是我们最神圣的圣地 他亵渎了它 It is our most sacred shrine and... He desecrates it.
不会再这样下去了 Not for long.
雅坎国王 King Yakan...
告诉他们今天在这里发生了什么 Tell them what happened here today.
告诉他们就在此刻 本人索尔 Tell the time that I the Thor...
还有一群乌合之众... Ragtag, motley crew, misfit desperados...
扭转了战局 将他们的名字刻在了历史长河中 Turn the tide in the battle and etch their names in history.
我们可能没法稳操胜券... The odds may be against us...
-但我可以告诉你这些 -来了来了 -But I'll tell you this for free. -Here we go.
此时此地就做个了断 This ends here, and now!
欢迎来到丛林里 Welcome to the Jungle
我们有的是乐子 We got fun games
你想要的一切东西 We got everything you want
亲爱的我们都很熟悉 Honey we know the names
准叫你满意 We are the people that can find
你想要什么都可以 Whatever you may need
掏出钱来甜心一切就都随你心意 If you got money honey we got your disease
在丛林里 In the jungle
欢迎来到丛林里 Welcome to the jungle
看着你双膝一软跪倒在地 Watch it bring you to your sha nanana knees knees
我想看你血流不止 I wanna watch you bleed
欢迎来到丛林里 Welcome to the Jungle
我们日日狂欢永不停息 We take it day by day
如果你想要就用血做交易 If you want it you're gonna bleed
没有免费的东西 But it's the price you pay
宝贝你性感无疑 And you are a sexy girl
总是很难满意 Very hard to please
你可以尝尝这纸醉金迷 You can taste the bright lights
但它们可不便宜 But you won't get them for free
在丛林里 In the jungle
欢迎来到丛林里 Welcome to the jungle
来感受我如同蛇一般的身姿 Feel my my my serpentine
我想听你尖叫不止 I I wanna hear you scream
欢迎来到丛林里 Welcome to the jungle
看着你双膝一软跪倒在地 Watch it bring you to your sha nanana knees knees
他不会要冲着圣殿去了吧 不 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No.
在丛林里 In the jungle
欢迎来到丛林里 Welcome to the jungle
看着你双膝一软跪倒在地 Watch it bring you to your
绝对让你瘫倒在地 It's gonna bring you down
干得漂亮 大家 Well done, everybody.
功劳是我们所有人的 我们是团队合作的 We can collectively take credit for that, because we worked as a team.
齐心协力击退了敌人 We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...
付出了最少的损耗 With minimal loss or damages.
多经典的索尔式冒险啊 What a classic Thor adventure.
好耶 Hurrah!
是本好书吗 Good book?
当然是 Yeah.
我写的 I wrote it.
你是 你是简·福斯特博士吗 You're... You're Dr. Jane Foster?
是我没错 I am.
-你好啊 -你好 -Hi! -Hi!
关于黑洞 你怎么看 How's the Einstein-Rosen bridge?
很难 Tough.
-是的 -真的很难 -Yeah. -Really tough.
它是...你需要一个3D模型 It's...You need a 3D model.
你看过《黑洞表面》吗 You ever seen Event Horizon?
没有 No.
-《星际穿越》呢 -也没有 -Interstellar? -No.
那部电影把一切都解释的很清楚了 That movie explains everything really clearly.
嗯 好吧 Um, alright.
黑洞折叠空间 The Einstein-Rosen bridge folds space...
导致A点和B点能像这样共存 So that point A and point B will coexist in space, like that.
你亲手毁坏了你自己的书 You just ruined your own book.
是这样 但现在你搞明白黑洞了 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
-去看看那些电影 -好的 -You watch those movies. -Okay.
看到了辣味薯片 我得拿一个 Saw the hot Cheetos. Had to get it.
那...情况怎么样了 So how's...how's it going?
很棒的 It's going amazing.
那你... Have you...
-有没有告诉其他人 除了我 -没有 -Told anyone else besides me? -No.
当人们发现这事之后 他们就会变得很奇怪 When people find out. they start acting weird.
他们就... They're just...
变得不太一样了 different.
我现在不害怕了 And I'm not afraid now.
无论如何 也没那么严肃 Anyway, it's not that serious.
简 到第四阶段晚期了 Jane, it's stage four.
一共有多少阶段 Out of like, how many stages?
-四个 -我们只知道四个罢了 -Four. -That we know about.
哦你现在是有... Oh, you have uh...
其他地方要去吗 比化疗更重要的 Somewhere else you gotta be right now, that's more important than chemo.
没... No...
你想试着回到实验室里 对吗 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you?
-我有几个想法正在尝试 -好的 停 暂停 -I have a few ideas I'm trying. -Okay, no. Time out.
我知道你认为你的实验室工作是必须去做的 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do.
不然你就会让全社会感到失望 但是 Otherwise, you're letting down all civilization, but...
你并没有真正意识到宇宙在向你传达的信息 You're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
让我来给你翻译一下 So let me translate.
把生活放慢些 Slow. Down.
用你的能量去跟这个东西战斗 Use your energy to fight this thing.
我会用我自己的方式战斗的 好吗 I'll fight it my way, okay?
哦对了 仅供参考 Um, FYI...
"我的方式"不等于一个人在实验室 "My way" does not have to equal alone in a lab.
或许是时候用太空维京人这张牌了 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card.
-那不是张牌 -它就是 -It's not a card. -Yes, it is.
-没有牌的 -有一张的 -There's no card. -There's a card.
它很高 有一头金发 很绚丽 It's tall, and blonde, and it's gorgeous.
是张很帅的牌 It is a handsome card.
-简 你确定吗 -听着 黛西 -Jane, are you sure? -Look, Darcy...
我会自己去 I will figure this out...
搞清楚的 By myself.
反馈回来的结果都一样 Results are just coming back the same.
我怕化疗没什么大用 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
我很遗憾 简 I'm so sorry, Jane.
有什么我可以帮到你的 或者你想谈谈 给我打电话就好 If there's anything I can do or if you just wanna talk, call me.
带我去天堂之城吧 Take me down to the paradise city
那里有草原和美人 where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
请带我回家吧 Won't you please take me home
带我去天堂之城吧 Take me down to the paradise city
闻着像个国王 Smell like a king...
因为你够格 Because you're worthy.
那里有草原和美人 where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
老帆船牌 Old Spice.
请带我回家吧 Won't you please take me home
卡 Cut!
欣赏下这个地方 多美啊 是家 Look at this place. It's beautiful. Home.
是的 家 父亲 Yes, home, Father.
-我们来带您回家 -是的 -We're here to take you home. -Yes.
前往阿斯加德星球 To Planet Asgard.
阿斯加德不是一颗星球 孩子们 Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
是人民 是你们 It is a people. It is you.
现在 我该去往灵界了 And now it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
我会在英灵殿的宴厅 I will take my place
众神安息之处占据一席之地 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla, the resting place of the gods.
哦 还有个事儿 Oh, one more thing.
你们有个姐姐来着 You have a sister.
现在我要化作神之星尘 与你们道别 And so now I turn into godly stardust and say farewell.
快看 Oh, look.
你们看见了吗 真的发生了 Do you see? It's happening.
我在消逝 I'm disappearing.
-不 -父亲 -No! -Father!
等一下 哥 But wait, brother!
我们身后出现了一扇不祥的传送门 An ominous portal has appeared behind us.
变身 Transform!
我是海拉 死亡女神 I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
现在我回到阿斯加德 名正言顺地继承属于我的王位 Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne.
没人能阻止我 And no one will stop me!
不追随我便受死吧 Join me or die.
我们绝不会追随你 女巫 上吧 喵喵锤 We'll never join you, witch. Mjölnir.
这不可能 Impossible!
我把你锤子捏爆了 I broke your hammer!
受死吧 Time to die!
-彩虹桥 -彩虹桥 -Bifrost! -Bifrost!
从这些宏伟而难以移动的碎片之上 You can almost feel the power
你们几乎能感受到它原本的力量 of these magnificent and immovable stones.
好了 我们该回村子里去了... Okay, let's head back to the village...
去喝点地道的阿斯加德蜜酒 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead.
走吧 Come on.
灾难之神 God of Disaster...
我们谢谢您 We thank you.
没有了神的保护 我们还担心会陷入无尽的战争 We feared we would be at war forever without the protection of our gods.
但现在 我们会迎来和平 But now, peace shall reign.
为了报答您 请收下这些礼物 In return for your service, please accept these gifts.
这是我们的传统 将巨兽赠与我们世界的守护者 It is tradition, protectors of our world are bestowed with great... beasts...
-巨羊吗 -好家伙 看着很猛 -Giant goats? -Oh, look at those. They are wonderful.
寇格 你快看 小羊长得可太好看了 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful.
雅坎国王 太感谢你了 King Yakan, thank you so much.
话说 关于那个神殿的事儿 Listen um... about the temple.
-我不想谈神殿 -知道知道 我是说如果要谈的话 -I don't want to talk about the temple. -I know, but if we were to talk about it.
-我觉得它对生命和其他物质很重要... -这事让我悲痛 -I think it's important to life and material objects... -It's making me sad
-还有愤怒 -好吧我不说了 -and mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking.
别忘了带羊 Don't forget the goats,
你接受了就要带走 which you accepted and now must take with you.
不能返还咯 No backsies.
它俩真是太美了 Awh, they are beautiful.
确实 很美 Yes, they are beautiful.
-也挺爱嚎的 -不碍事的 -They also scream quite a lot. -They'll be fine.
-我是格鲁特 -我们得找到遥控器才能下载求救信号 -I am Groot. -We need to find a damn remote so we can download the distress signal.
你得往回想 你把遥控器放哪了 Well, re-retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote?
指不定是羊给吃了 One of these goats probably ate it.
羊才不吃遥控器 别扯了 Goats don't eat remote. Don't be ridiculous.
好吧 我可不会去它们的大便里翻 Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
我爱它们 I love them.
它们应该永远跟我们在一起 They should live with us forever.
找到遥控器啦 Found the remote!
我要宰了它们 I'm putting them down.
-我也是 -管用了吗 -Me too. -Is it working or not?
不行啊 没用 这玩意儿没充电 No, it's not working. It's not charged.
-那你该找充电器了 -给我让开 -Well maybe, you need to find the charger. -Get out of the way
喔喔 住手 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
-寇格 你没事吧 -没事儿兄弟 好着呢 -Korg, you okay? -Yeah, bro. All good.
各位 放松点 Alright. Everybody, just relax.
这些羊不会闹腾的 The goats are going to be fine.
闹的话 就把它们煎了吃肉 If not, we can just use them to meat.
见人 让它们见见人 它们挺会找话题的 ...ting people... meeting people. They are great conversation starters.
还有 听说有一个特殊的口哨声可以召唤它们 And... been told you can summon them with a special whistle
大概是这么吹的 It goes something like this...
诶 不对 No, that's not it.
诶 不对 你试试 No, that's not it. You have a go.
诶 还是不对 No, that's not it.
-大家好啊 -克拉格林 -Oh! Hey, guys! -Kraglin!
你一直都在这吗 You've been here, this whole time?
对啊 是你说待在船上 Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
这是格伦达 我们结婚了 This is Glenda. We're married.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
闪婚这事我怎么跟你说的 What did I tell you about jumping into new relationships?
-说我不该这么做 -对啊 -That I shouldn't be doing that. -Yeah!
你不能去个星球就娶个老婆 You can't get married on every single planet we land on.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
可算好了 Finally!
来吧 求救信号 Alright, here we go. "Distress Calls".
救救我们 屠神者找到我们了 Please help us! The God Butcher has found us!
屠神者 God Butcher?
他留他们一口气当作警告 He left them hanging as a warning.
所有这些神都被杀了 Look at all of these gods, murdered.
我们最伟大的英雄们 Our greatest champions...
现已殒落 now laid to waste.
可怕 The horror.
谁能干出这种事啊 Who could have done something like this?
-索尔 你在哪 -等一下 -Thor, where are you? -Wait, wait, wait.
刚才那是什么 往回倒一下 What was that? Go, go, go back.
放一下这个 Play that one.
索尔 你在哪里 Thor, where are you?
-希芙 -我们这里需要你 -Sif. -We need you here.
我的朋友身处险境 我们必须马上赶过去 Well, my friend is in danger. We must go at once.
开船 兄弟们 Start the ship, my friends.
或许 我们应该分头行动 Oh. Maybe, we should split up.
我们要救太多人了 So many people to save, I mean.
看看这些求救...信号 Look at all these distress... calls.
索尔 你没问题吧 Thor, you're gonna be okay?
我很羡慕你们之间的关系 很美好 I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.
可惜 我永远与这美好无缘 Alas, it's something I'll never have.
兄弟 我能说一句吗 Buddy, if I may.
你说呗 You may.
都活了上千年 你好像还是不懂自己是谁 After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
我也曾迷失过 I've been lost before.
后来我找到了人生的意义 遇见了真爱 Then I found meaning, I found love.
然后我痛失所爱 天哪真的很难过 And yeah, it got taken from me, and God, that hurts.
但那种蛋疼的感觉还是好过空虚 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.
我希望将来在某一天 你会遇上 My hope for you is that one day, you will find something...
让你感到蛋疼的事情 to make you feel this shitty.
我曾经也爱过 I have loved before.
都没有结局 Didn't work out.
她们不是死得很惨就是写封信把你给甩了 They either die a brutal death or they dump you with the handwritten letter.
我不确定哪种更糟 所以我跟别人都保持一定距离 I don't know which is worse, which is why I keep everyone at arm's length.
我已经喜欢上你们了 可恶 我就知道会这样 I've grown too attached, damn it! I knew this would happen.
你们真的该走了 You must go!
我会去找希芙的 I'll find Sif.
你们去回应其他求救信号吧 You answer the other calls.
银河需要它的护卫队 The Galaxy needs its guardians.
-行 我们正准备走 -别说了 我知道分别很痛苦 -Cool, yeah. We were just leaving. -Shhh! I know this hurts.
但这是最好的办法了 相信我 But it's better this way. You have to trust me.
为了缓解分别的痛苦 不如 To ease the pain, why don't you uh...
收下这艘飞船吧 就当是我送给你的分别礼物 Take the ship here, as a parting farewell gift.
你这是要把我的飞船送给我吗 Oh, you're giving me my ship?
没错 她是你的了 Yes, she's yours.
愿你像我一样 和她创造美好的回忆 May you make as many memories with her as I have.
她是个喜怒无常的老姑娘 She's a temperamental old lass.
但会帮助你脱离困境 Serve you well, in a tight pickle.
-我去发动飞船 -谢谢 -I'll start the ship? -Thank you.
再见了 我的老朋友 Goodbye, old friend.
人类式握手 Human handshake.
阿斯加德式握手 to the Asgardian shake.
变成信不过的小蛇蛇 Into the snake that you cannot trust.
-你是真能拖 -最后是经典阿斯加德指尖对对碰 -Really dragging this out. -Finish the classic Asgardian high one.
-我们走吧 -照顾好我的船员 -Let's go. -Take care of my crew.
离开我 他们会很难受的 It's going to be hard for them.
-快点 -她不算 -Hurry up! -Not her.
记住我跟你说的 Remember what I told you.
每当你感到迷茫的时候 You ever feel loss?
看着你所爱之人的眼睛 Just look into the eyes of the people that you love.
然后你就会知道自己是谁了 They'll tell you exactly who you are.
好了 拜拜 Alright, bye.
不管怎样 让我们铭记美好的回忆 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories.
阿斯加德有句俗语 "愿你如奥丁的渡鸦一般迅速前行" We Asgardians say, "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens".
"当我们相聚英灵殿 我们将共饮美酒" I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead.
他们走了 They're gone.
又是孤零零的我和你了 Alone again, just me and you.
暴风战斧 Stormbreaker!
小心点 你这要命的斧头 Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
我们现在做什么 兄弟 So what do we do now, bro?
我们去救希芙 Let's go get Sif.
那是谁 或者什么东西 Who or what is that?
那是法利加 是法利加人的神 Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
是最友好的神之一 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
噢不 Oh no.
希芙 是我 索尔 Sif! It's me, Thor.
奥丁森 Odinson.
你缺了一条胳膊 You're missing an arm.
我来带你回家 Let me get you home.
不 No!
把我留在这里吧 Leave me here.
我想以一名战士的身份死去 I want to die a warrior's death.
战死沙场 死在战斗中 On the battlefield, in battle.
然后我就能在英灵殿有一席之地了 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
这个 我也不想坏你美梦 Oh, I hate to break it to you.
但一个战士要是想去英灵殿的话 But for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
得在战斗的时候死去 you have to die in the battle.
-但现在你已经幸存下来了 -啊 该死 -You survived. -Ah, shit!
说不定你的手臂已经在英灵殿了 Maybe, your arm is in Valhalla.
这里发生什么了 What happened here?
我一直追捕一个疯子 I've been hunting a mad man.
我跟着他来到了这里 I followed him here!
-但这是个陷阱 -这个疯子是谁 -It was a trap. -Who is this mad man?
屠神者 他要来了 The God Butcher, he's coming.
他希望杀光众神 He seeks the extinction of the gods.
阿斯加德是他的下一个目标 Asgard is next.
-快看 是索尔 索尔 -快带希芙去医院 -Look, it's Thor! Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary.
你这次又招惹谁了 Hey! Who'd you piss off now?
这次不是我的错 It's not my fault.
我从来没见过这些玩意儿 鬼知道是谁 I've never even seen these things, whoever the hell they are.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
那个新来的是谁 Who's the new guy?
那个家伙啊 你会喜欢的 That guy... You're gonna love that guy.
妙尔尼尔 Mjölnir.
妙尔尼尔 Mjölnir!
我是索尔啊 It's me, Thor.
你看到我的锤子了吗 Have you seen my hammer?
妙尔尼尔 快过来 Mjölnir, here boy.
妙尔尼尔 Mjölnir?
妙尔尼尔 Mjölnir.
你 回 来 了 You're back.
妙尔尼尔 Mjölnir!
打扰一下 你好 Excuse me. Hello.
你拿的是我的锤子 That's my hammer you got in there.
还用了我的装扮 and that's my look.
嘿 Hey!
够了别闹了 Enough tomfoolery.
把头盔摘了 让我看看你是谁 Take off that mask and reveal yourself.
快点 C'mon.
嗨 Hey.
简 Jane?!
让我来给你们讲讲索尔和简的传奇故事吧 Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
他是雷霆之神 He was a God of Thunder.
她是个女科学家 And she, a woman of science.
虽然他们来自不同的世界 And although they were from different worlds...
但不知怎么的 他们的感情水到渠成 Somehow, it just made sense.
于是他们一起踏上了爱情的旅途 And together, they embarked on the journey of love.
索尔教会了简战士的生活方式 Thor taught Jane, the way of the warrior.
而简教会了索尔人类的生活方式 And Jane taught Thor, the way of the people.
随着时间的流逝 他们的爱越来越深 And as time passed, their love grew deeper and deeper.
她太完美了 不是吗 妙尔尼尔 She's incredible. Isn't she, Mjölnir?
你得向我保证 你会一直保护她 I need you to promise me, you'll always protect her.
我也爱你 伙计 I love you too, buddy.
如此深厚的一份爱 在不知不觉中产生了魔力 A love that deep, has a way of becoming magical.
索尔计划起和简的未来 以为生活会一直如此 Thor set a path towards a future and thought it might hold.
但他计划得越多 就越害怕失去这种生活 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.
虽然简不愿意承认 And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
她也同样害怕失去 she was scared of loss as well.
所以 他们之间出现了隔阂 And so, they built walls between them.
索尔忙着拯救人类 Thor got busy, saving humanity.
海姆达尔 Heimdall!
简也忙着做一样的事 Jane got busy, doing the same.
非常繁忙 Real busy.
最终 他们之间的隔阂越来越大 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew
直到他们无法忍受 Until it became too wide to bear.
这段感情进入了僵局 Some things had to give.
我得通宵工作来整理数据 I have to stay up all night, then go through this data.
我也得通宵...把这些都收拾干净 Well I have to stay up all night cleaning all of this up.
-不过就两个盘子 -是两个盘子和两把叉子 -There's two plates! -It's two plates and two forks!
直到一天晚上 这段感情走向了终点 And then one night, it didn't give.
简写了一张留言 Jane wrote a note.
索尔读了那条留言 And Thor read that note.
他们的传奇忽然就变成了虚构的传说 And their legend suddenly became myth.
至少他们是这么认为的 Or so they thought.
你还好吗 You okay?
嗯 Yes.
有点热 It's a little hot in...
就是感觉 戴着头盔 Startin' to feel...
都快得幽闭恐惧症了 Bit claustrophobic with the helmet.
这怎么可能 How?!
我们能一会儿再说吗 Can we talk about this later?
哦 好啊 Yeah, sure.
很高兴见到你 Great seeing you!
搞什么啊 What?!
屠戮众神 Kill all the gods.
嘿 那是黑死剑吗 Hey! Is that the Necrosword?
太酷了 我只在故事里读到过 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
那你就该知道 接下来会很痛 Then, you know this is going to hurt.
痛苦 Pain.
痛苦不过是弱者编出来的东西 What is pain, but a construct invented by the weak.
哦 还真挺痛 Oh, okay! That's very sharp!
准备好了吗 Ready?
别碰我的东西 Don't touch my things.
逃命去吧 你个懦夫 You better run, you coward.
孩子 他们带走了孩子 The children! They're taking the children!
-妈妈 -妈妈 -Mommy! -Mommy!
影子恶魔 真是恶心 Shadow monsters, disgusting.
围着地球飞两圈了 什么都没找到 Flew around the world twice, nothing.
那帮懦夫肯定跑了 我们会找到他们的 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
-真是别开生面的重逢 -你说呢 -Quite a reunion, huh? -Ah, you're telling me.
我们多久没见了 三四年吗 What's it been like? Three, four years?
八年七个月零六天 Eight years, seven months and six days.
我可没忘 I haven't forgotten.
我上次见你 或者说上次没见到你 因为你离开了 The last time I saw you or didn't see you, because you left.
我离开了 真是个极简的说法 Kind of an oversimplification to say that I left.
你离开了 本来就是 Ah, no, you left. You did.
你给我写了封很漂亮的手写信 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter.
我当时在那儿 我应该知道的 I should know, I was there.
-事实上你不在 -我在 -You weren't there, actually. -I was.
因此 关于留言 Hence, the note...
并且如果你没在那儿看着我走 说不定走的人是你 And if you weren't there to see me leave, then maybe it was you that left.
有道理 Fair point.
-倒不是说这有多重要 或是... -不 -Not that it matters, like... -No.
-就是理下时间线 好吗 -好啊 -Just keeping track, right? -Yeah.
不如说我们同时分手和被分手 I supposed we both left and both got left.
你现在又要走了 Now, you're leaving again.
米埃克 我需要所有目击者提供详细信息 Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.
达瑞尔 去整理失踪孩子的名单 Darryl, get all the names of the children who've been lost.
陛下 我的女儿被带走了 我不知道她在哪 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is.
我们会找到她的 And she'll be found.
伙计们 他们在流血 带人去医院 快 Guys, they're bleeding! Get them to the infirmary, now!
-达瑞尔 -陛下 -Darryl! -Majesty.
我们要为这一团糟准备个表演吗 Should we start working on a performance of this entire debacle?
大家需要找点乐子 People need entertainment.
特别现在这种危急的时刻 Particularly now, in times of crisis.
特别是现在 Particularly.
我没听见她说不 I did not hear a "no".
真巧 我也是 Nor did I.
阿斯加德 晚上见 Asgard, at night.
我们开幕先演熟睡的小孩 We open on some sleeping children.
前女友 是吧 So that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
-曾经的前女友 -朱迪·福斯特吗 -The old ex-girlfriend. -Jodie Foster.
-简·福斯特 -跑了的那个 -Jane Foster. -The one that got away.
跑了的那个 The one that got away.
-也就是逃走 -嗯嗯 -That means escaped. -Yeah.
没错 Yeah.
看见你的前女友和你的前战锤 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend
并肩作战 关系还挺好 你一定很难过 and your ex-hammer hanging out and getting on so well.
你干嘛呢 兄弟 What you up to, bro?
快点 Come on.
到老爸手里来 Come to daddy.
快点 妙尔尼尔 Come on, Mjölnir.
你在这啊 Hey, there you are!
你好啊 Hey!
-你知道我觉得我们应该怎么做吗 -我正在叫你呢 -Do you know what I think we should do? -I was just calling you.
建立一支军队 Start an army.
用什么建 With what?
-我们刚死了一半士兵 -有一半总是死的 -Half our soldiers are dead. -Half our soldiers are always dead.
-所有人回家吧 -孩子们在哪里 -Everyone, please. Go home. -Where are the children?
我保证很快就会通知你们 I promise you will have news soon.
得有人告诉我们发生了什么 Someone needs to tell us what happened.
我们会找到他们的 We shall find them.
-我就是不明白 -你知道吗 -I just don't understand. -You know what?
这全是我们的错 This is all our fault.
别吵了 Stop it!
阿斯加德 Asgard!
朋友们 我们不能内斗 My friends, we must not quarrel.
危急时刻 我们要团结一致 共同战斗 Times like this, we need to unite and come together.
我明白现在是什么情况 I see what's happening here.
你们很害怕 You're afraid.
对吧 Hm?
恐惧 Scared.
害怕 Afraid.
焦虑 Anxious.
如果我们想找到孩子 就必须先扪心自问 If we are to find the children, we must first look within ourselves.
抱歉 米埃克 I'm sorry, Miek.
你一直弄出嗡嗡的噪音 我没法鼓舞军心了 It's very hard to give a rousing speech with the eh-eh-eh noise.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
-她在做会议记录 -哪有时间做什么记录 -She's taking minutes. -Well, precious minutes we don't have.
想让孩子们回来吗 Want the kids back?
我去去就回 I'll be back in a moment.
米埃克 记下来 You can write that down, Miek.
不 No!
暴风战斧 你干嘛 Stormbreaker, what are you doing?
是因为妙尔尼尔吗 Is this about Mjölnir?
所有人 立刻出去 Everyone out!
没找到人 Didn't find 'em.
你的斗篷着火了 Your cape is on fire.
没事 它会自己长回来的 It's fine, it'll grow back.
我会跟你要维修费的 I'm invoicing you for this.
听着 Listen.
关于这家伙 我们知道什么 What do we know about this guy?
他在暗影中穿行 He travels through shadows.
还借助影子创造影怪物 And he creates monsters with them.
没错 可怕的怪物 Absolutely, freaky monsters.
他手中还有黑死剑 Also wields the Necrosword.
你问我怎么知道的 How do I know that?
因为他差点用这玩意把我脸捅了 Because he almost speared me in the face with it.
黑死剑是什么 What's a Necrosword?
它是上古兵器 自古流传到现在 经手多任主人 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands, since the dawn of time.
它拥有屠神的能力 It has the ability to slay gods.
它会不断腐化它的主人 最后弑主 也就是说 It slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
-所以黑死剑感染了他 -感染 对 就是这样 -Oh, so it infected him. -It's infecting him. Yes, it must be.
所以我们要对付一个被诅咒的影子僵尸绑匪 So basically, we're up against a cursed shadow, zombie kidnapper.
很好 我们什么时候出发 Awesome! When do we leave?
索尔 Thor?
你能看见我吗 Can you see me?
警报 有个飘着的头 Uh, floating head alert.
是阿斯特德 It's Astrid.
海姆达尔之子 Heimdallson.
阿斯特德 你们没事吧 Astrid, are you okay?
我早就不叫阿斯特德了 I no longer go by the name, Astrid.
我现在叫艾克索 I'm now known as Axl.
他是地球上一个流行乐队的主唱 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
枪炮玫瑰 GNR.
阿斯特德 Astrid...
你父亲为你起了个非常维京的名字 我要尊重他的想法 Your father gave you a very tough Viking name and I intend to honor his wishes.
-艾克索 -阿斯特德 -Axl. -Astrid.
-我说艾克索 -阿斯特德 -I said, Axl. -Astrid.
-艾克索 -叫混蛋行了吧 你就听他说吧 -Axl! -It's Asshole! Now, listen to him.
行吧 艾克索 Alright, fine. "Axl"...
-你们现在在哪儿 -我不知道 -Where are you? -I'm not sure.
我还不会使用我眼睛的能力 I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet.
你父亲教过我 我可以教给你 Your father told me and I'm here to teach you.
我需要你集中精神 伸出你的手 I need you to focus and hold out your hand.
很好 Okay, good.
现在思想集中 闭上双眼 Now, focus. Close your eyes.
索尔 Thor!
嘿孩子们 你们还好吗 Hey! How's it going, kids?
你问我们还好吗 瞧瞧我们现在在哪儿 How's it going? Look where we are.
我们在一个到处是刺的牢笼里 We're in a cage made of spikes.
啊对 是不太好 Yeah, that's right. Not good.
-你会做点什么吗 -对 会的 -You gonna do something? -Yes. Yes, I am.
但不是现在 我现在就是个幻像 你们看 But just not right now. I'm the vision ghost, look.
-看到了吧 -我们会怎么样 -See. -What will happen to us?
谁知道呢 我是说 现在的情况非常非常糟糕 Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation.
但好消息是 作为阿斯加德人 You know, the good news is, you're Asgardian.
你们死后会进入英灵殿 So if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
我的天啊 闭嘴吧 Oh, my God, go away.
等等 等等 听着 Wait, wait. Listen.
好吧 没关系的 孩子们 别哭 别哭 没事的 Okay. It's all right, children. Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
听着 我有一个计划 Listen, I got a plan, okay?
我正在组建一支非常非常厉害的队伍 I'm putting together a really, really good team.
我们有... We've got um, uh...
寇格叔叔 Uncle Korg.
女武神陛下 King Valkyrie.
对... Um, yeah...
我的前女友简 这事太复杂我就不多说了 好吧 My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole 'nother story I won't bore you with, okay?
但这是支一流的小队 你们肯定还没反应过来就已经回家了 But it is a top notch team, and we're gonna have you home before you know it.
没错 Yeah.
我知道你们在哪了 I know where you are.
我会救你们出去的 I'm gonna get you out of here.
我很害怕 I'm scared.
我们都很害怕 We all are.
索尔 索尔 救救我们 Thor! Thor! Save us.
让我离开这 你保重 好吗 Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
照顾好自己 再见了 好吗 Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
艾克索 让我离开这里 Axl, get me out of here!
他们在暗影维度 They're in the Shadow Realm.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
那里的黑暗不同寻常 The atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.
仿佛没有任何色彩 肯定没有错 As if color refused to tread. It's unmistakable.
好吧 如果需要的是色彩 Well then, if it's color we need.
那我们带点彩虹吧 Let's bring the rainbow.
带点彩虹 这是一句口号还是什么 Bring the rainbow? Is that a catchphrase or something?
她才成为雷神没多久 She's only been a Thor for a minute.
她是很擅长救人 但其他方面还有待提升 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest, she needs work.
-她创造多少口号了 -很多 -How many catchphrases have there been? -A lot.
是我操之过急了 Yep, jumped the gun.
等等 他能在影子中移动 他又要去暗影维度 Hang on, he moves through shadows and he's going to the shadow realm.
他在那里不就是最强的吗 It seems like that's where he's going to be the most powerful.
你说得对 我们不能贸然前往 You're right. We can't just go launching in there.
可能是陷阱 也有可能让孩子们陷入危险 Could be a trap. Could be endangering the children.
我们需要增援 我们应该组建一支军队 We need reinforcements. We should raise an army.
你跟我想到一块儿去了吗 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
-我在想 -在想什么 -I'm thinking it. -What are we thinking?
-想什么 -我也在想 -Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too.
全能之城 Omnipotent City.
什么是全能之城 What's Omnipotent City?
那里住着全宇宙最强大的神明 It's the home of the most powerful gods of the universe.
我们可以组建起一支前所未有的无敌战队 We can put together the greatest team ever.
我们可以找拉神 赫拉克勒斯 图玛陶恩加... We can recruit Ra, Hercules, Tūmatauenga...
可能还有羽蛇神克察尔科阿特尔 Quetzalcóatl, maybe.
还有宙斯 最年长最智慧的神 And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all.
-你刚刚说宙斯吗 -对 宙斯 -Did you say, Zeus? -Yes, Zeus.
宙斯 宙斯本人 Like the Zeus. Zeus Zeus.
没听说他还有别的名字 I'm not sure if he has a second name.
你觉得我的神会在那儿吗 石人尼尼 You think my god will be there? Ninny of the Nonny.
一切皆有可能 寇格... Well, you never know, Korg...
但如果他们在 我们就邀请他们加入小队 But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team.
好耶 Yes!
暴风战斧 Stormbreaker.
冷静 放轻松 Calm down, relax.
不不不 兄弟 No, no, no, mate.
暴风战斧的彩虹桥太不稳定了 我们才不走 We are not traveling on Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
你自己看看刚才什么情况 Look what just happened.
那我们也不能骑着你的小马过去吧 We can't exactly go in your tiny little flying portal horse, can we?
-坐不下这么多人 -你说什么鬼话 -We won't all fit. -What are you talking about?
我的战歌超级棒 Warsong's awesome.
我的暴风战斧也很棒 Stormbreaker's awesome too.
暴风战斧只是需要一个媒介 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
任何能够遭得住太空旅行的东西都行 Anything that can handle space travel.
我就喜欢听她讲科学 I love when she talks shop.
战斧的力量可以带我们过去 It has the power to get us there.
就是需要什么东西帮它把能量聚集起来 Just need something to focus that energy,
这样就不会那么...不稳定 so it's not so... unpredictable.
你懂的 You know, uh.
如果我们有船 就能把暴风战斧作为能量源坐船走 If we had a ship, we could harness it and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
就像引擎一样 Ooh, like an engine.
-就像引擎 -你们需要船吗 -Like an engine. -You need a ship?
我有船 I got a ship.
把座椅都拿下去 Throw all those seats.
还有你们几个 去把羊绑在船头 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.
我们十五分钟后出发 We leave in 15 minutes.
所有人注意 只带必需品 Essentials only, everyone.
那是必需品 That's essential.
你很快就把我忘了 对吧 Well you moved on quick, didn't you.
你真厉害啊 You are some piece of work.
-哦 嘿 -你好 -Oh, hey! -Hey.
-我过来和老朋友叙叙旧 -嗯 -Catching up with an old friend. -Yeah.
我一直想对你说声抱歉 I've been meaning to apologize.
之前表现得有些奇怪 Sort of acting a little weird before.
我最近一段时间有点迷失自我了 你懂的 I just haven't really been myself lately. You know, kind of...
试图找回真正的自我 不过有点迷惘 trying to figure out who I am and uh, just felt a little bit lost.
然后突然之间 我看到了你 打扮成了我的样子 And then all of a sudden, I see you, dressed as me.
这可真是... And it's been kinda...
这对我来说也挺难以置信的 It's a lot for me, too.
所以你是怎么... So how did uh...
和战锤相遇的 you guys get together?
发生了什么事 How did this happen?
说真的 我听到妙尔尼尔在呼唤我 I swear, I heard Mjölnir call to me.
哇哦 是嘛 Ah, did it?
所以我来这里调查 然后... And so I came here to investigate and...
那些碎片就开始躁动发光了... Pieces started glowing and swirling...
-离谱 -然后我就成了雷神 -and then Thor. -Crazy.
不过你这么穿很棒 很适合... Well, you know what. It looks good on you. It works, so...
就是试试 Just checking.
回头见 See you later.
五分钟后启程 Five minutes to departure!
怎么了嘛 What?
只是聊聊而已 We were just talking.
别丢下我 妈妈 Mommy, don't leave me.
不要害怕 Don't be afraid.
亲爱的 即使我不在 Even when I'm gone, honey.
你也不会孤单的 You won't be alone.
无论发生什么 And whatever happens...
一定要勇往直前 Never stop fighting.
-嘿 -你还好吗 -Hey. -You alright?
我很好 Great!
水池可能不这么认为 The sink would say otherwise.
你真的觉得我该去吗 You think I really should be coming?
我的身体没有任何好转 I'm not getting any better.
你是雷神 当然该去了 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
再说 不然你还能干什么 Besides, what else are you gonna do?
你是个维京战士了 You're a Viking now.
这意味着你最好战死沙场 Means you pretty much have to die in battle.
而且最好特别痛苦 It needs to be devastatingly painful.
不然可进不了英灵殿 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
这就是我的计划 That's my plan.
你的王国和子民怎么办 What about you know kinging and stuff?
我喜欢做国王的感觉 I love being king.
我也深爱着我的人民 I love my people.
但基本就是开开会 飞鸦传书罢了 But it's all meeting and raven mail.
而且会议可能也就是飞鸦传书 And meetings that could have been raven mail.
我太怀念战斗了 I miss fighting.
也很想念我的姐妹们 I miss my sisters,
所以你必须去 因为我需要你做我的姐妹 which is why you need to come because I need one.
好啦 该走了 你收拾好了吗 Okay, we should go. You packed?
你呢 Are you packed?
好了 Yes.
手雷吗 A hand grenade?
不是 这是便携小音箱 No, it's a portable speaker.
走吧 Let's go.
要是你不介意帮我保密水池的事... If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps.
我会帮你保密 I got you.
我的阿斯加德子民们... My fellow Asgardians...
祝我们好运吧 Wish us well.
我们会如同奥丁的渡鸦一般迅速前行 For we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.
我们会带着孩子们归来 We will return with children.
许多许多的孩子 Many children.
然后我们就召开盛宴 Then we should feast.
不是吃孩子哈 Not on the children.
现在我们不这么干了 We do not do that anymore.
那是一段黑暗的时代... It was dark times.
耻辱的时代 Shameful time.
好 我们该出发了 Okay, we should go.
你...最近还在溜冰吗 So... Still rollerblading?
没有了 你呢 No, no. You?
每周末我都去 Oh yeah, every weekend.
一旦开始溜冰 那可停不下来 Once you blade, you never fade.
-对吧 寇格 -一朝上冰场 永世好兄弟 -Right, Korg? -Skate twins for life.
嘿 能跟你商量点事吗 Hey, can I run something by you?
好啊 Yeah.
我就在想 等我们遇到了坏人... So I was thinking, when we get to the bad guy...
我能不能造点口号 比如说... What about if I had, like, the cool catchphrase, like...
"吃我一锤 啪" "Eat this hammer, bang!"
或者 Or like?
"给我瞧好了 嘭" "Check out my hammer, boom!"
或者... Like, what about...
不...我最近绞尽脑汁在想这些 No...I'm workshopping it.
我觉得非常酷 我的话就是... No, they... They're all really good. Mine is uh...
"此时此地就做个了断" "This ends here and now."
这句真不错 Oh, that's such a good one.
我花了好久来打磨这句话 Took me a long time to perfect it.
你也可以的 只要多练习就好了 You'll get there. You just need to practice.
这是我第一次对付恶人 This is my first bad guy.
第一次总是最难忘 You never forget your first.
是啊 Yeah.
你有女朋友了嘛 So you got a girlfriend?
哦不 没有 Oh, no, no.
我太忙了 没时间 你知道的... Too busy. Don't have time. You know, just...
有工作和其他一堆事要处理 With work and everything.
好吧 Cool.
让我检查一下这个地方 Let me check this place out.
太酷了 So cool.
谁太酷了 Who's so cool?
我说这些建筑物 The buildings are cool.
发生了什么 What's happening there?
-啥 -我似乎... -Where? -Am I, uh...
感觉到来电了 Sensing feelings?
什么来电 对简吗 Feelings, what? For Jane?
-对啊 -你可别瞎说什么来电了 -Yeah. -No, don't be ridiculous with feelings.
上次我俩来电都已经是很久很久以前了 我觉得你... The last time we had feelings were long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you...
-也许来电的人是你 -对对对 -Maybe you have feelings. -Right.
-兄弟别慌 咱俩一伙的 -我不知道 -Mate, relax. We're on the same team. -I don't know.
我很清楚咱们在哪伙中 好吗 Know exactly what team we're on, okay？
在简的那伙 Team Jane.
索尔永远都能重新振作起来 Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back.
-对 -比如说 当时海拉毁了他的锤子 -Yeah. -Like when Hela stole his hammer, he went and built an ax
他就在死星的核心中造出一把斧子 which is forged in the heart of a dying star.
他就是用这把斧子砍下了灭霸的头 And with the same ax, he used to cut off Thano's head.
讲的不错 That's a good one.
这故事真不赖啊 What a neat story!
既然你们谈到了砍头这事... Oh, with all this talk about chopping off heads...
我还真想试试 I wanna have a go.
这是什么 What's this?
哦... Oh...
哇哦哇哦... Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho...
啊嗷 Oh.
这位是奥克提 This is Octy.
你好哇 奥克提 Hello, Harpy.
最近过得如何啊 How are you?
你们知道奥克提喜欢什么吗 Do you know what Harpy loves?
他喜欢身首分离 Having his head ripped off.
怎么了 刚刚你们还挺喜欢砍头的啊 What? You liked it a second ago.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Alright. Alright, alright.
不要奥克提了 Harpy's gone.
-嘘 安静点 -我好害怕 -Come on. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. -I'm scared.
这位小朋友 Look at you.
我曾经认识一个很像你的小姑娘 I knew a little girl, just like you.
她既勇敢又机灵 And she was brave. And she was smart...
还很风趣 And funny.
对了 她还喜欢画画 And, she liked to draw.
问你一个关于神的 Let me ask you a question...
问题 About gods.
他们本该保护你们的 不是吗 They're meant to protect you, right?
那他们在哪儿呢 Well, where are they?
-索尔正在赶来 -没错 -Thor is on his way. -Yeah!
很好 Yes...
我就等着他来呢 I'm counting on that.
不然我干嘛要抓你们 That's why you're here.
这里是非请勿入的 所以我们要低调地混进去 It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.
幸运的是 我很擅长伪装 Luckily, disguises are my speciality.
希腊哲学家 Greek philosopher?
我弄来了这些 Got us these.
那都是啥 What are those?
真正的伪装 Actual disguises.
几位情绪之神的斗篷 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
每种颜色代表不同的情感 Every color signifies different emotions.
-情绪之神都去哪了 -最好别问 -Where are the emotion gods? -Hm, don't ask.
噢天哪 Holy shit.
孩子们 欢迎来到金色殿堂 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
宇宙中最强造物神的聚集地 This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.
这里有魔法之神 There's the god of magic.
梦神 God of dreams.
木工之神 God of carpentry.
你们看那位 Ah, look at that one.
那是包包 饺子之神 Ah, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
-嘿 包包 -包 -Pst! Hey, Bao. -Bao!
看上面 各位 Look up there, guys!
那是石头人的神 石人尼尼 The Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
嘿 我是石人尼尼 Hey, Ninny Nonny.
宙斯 宙斯 宙斯 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
对 Yes.
宙斯来也 I am Zeus!
他来了 Oh, there he is!
那个男人 那个神话 那个传奇 The man, the myth, the legend.
不知道你们发现了没 我从他身上学了很多 Oh, I don't know if you know this, but I based a lot of what I do on this guy.
他就是闪电之神 我是雷霆之神 He's the god of lightning and I am the god of thunder.
我的灵感来源 Huge source of inspiration.
真不错 That's really good.
一会儿找他搬救兵的时候记得先提这事儿 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army.
但我们怎么上去 Um, how do we get up there?
用飞的吗 We should like, fly?
我们不能打断他的登场 Well, we can't interrupt him in the middle of his entrance.
他最有名的就是登场仪式 He's famous for his entrances.
雷霆霹雳 雷霆霹雳 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
好耶 Yes!
宙斯 Zeus!
好棒 雷霆霹雳 Yes! Thunderbolt!
秩序 Order.
秩序 Order!
安静 Silence.
安静 Silence!
我在此开启 I hereby open...
诸神的神圣议会 this holy council of the gods.
我们有很多庄严的议题 Where we have many, many serious matters...
要讨论 To be talked about.
比如 Such as...
今年的狂欢盛宴在哪里开 Where are we going to hold this year's orgy?
这家伙认真的吗 Is this guy for real?
讲真的 我没生气 Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
对 我相信他说得有道理 好吗 Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
-接下来我们要公布 -抱歉 -So now we're going to announce... -Sorry.
以神之名献祭人类灵魂最多的赢家 The winner of the most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god.
好吧 可能他没那么好 Yeah, okay. Maybe, he's not that great.
确实不怎么好 Oh, no, not good.
不 我觉得接下来也不会有什么更好的话题 No, I don't think it's going to get any better than this.
这些神帮不上什么忙 And look, these gods aren't gonna help.
但是那个雷霆霹雳应该对我们有用 But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use.
简走右路 索尔走左路 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
我们冲上去 把那玩意抢走就完事儿 We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding dong.
-好 动手吧 -不不不 -All right, let's go get it. -No, no, no, no, no.
我们不偷也不抢 There's no ding donging or bum-rushing.
更别说是抢宙斯了 Especially not, Zeus's bum.
等时机一到我就会和他谈谈 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him.
时机已到 Time is right now.
-时机还没到 -谁在讲话 -Time is not right now. -Who is talking?
谁在交头接耳呢 Who is talking?!
-就是他们 -寇格闭嘴 -These guys! -Korg, shut up.
你们几个对大家有话要说吗 You guys have something to say to the group?
对不起 Sorry.
一分钟后我就要上去敲他脑壳了 有话快讲 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.
字面意义上的敲脑壳 Literally, heads will roll.
士别三日 你们面目全非 Who are you two?
您好 Hello!
首先我要说 能来参会 Uh, let me be the first to say it is an honor and a privilege...
-是至高的荣誉 -我听不清 -to be here. -No, I can't hear you.
你不如来台上说 Why don't you take the stage?
那里的讲台吗 The stage, down there?
对啊 你看到那块很像舞台的区域了吗 Well, yes. You see the area that looks very much like a stage?
明白了 Gotcha.
借过一下 Coming through.
抱歉抱歉 Oops, sorry.
祝你好运 哥们儿 Good luck, bro!
神威宙斯 哇哦 Mighty Zeus! Heh, wow!
还有宇宙诸神 Gods of the universe.
我是来求助的 我要组建一支军团 I come here to ask for help, to raise an army.
有一个名叫屠神者的疯子 正准备把我们都干掉 There's a maniac, called the God Butcher, which seeks to end us all.
他四处征伐 His destruction is everywhere.
许多星球和国度已经彻底失守 Entire planets, realms, have been left completely unprotected.
他所过之处一片狼藉 There's nothing but chaos in his way.
但我知道他在哪 But I know where he is.
只要诸位肯帮忙 With your help...
我们就能赶在他杀害其他神之前终结他 We can crush him before he kills anyone else.
那家伙啊 That guy.
杀了几个低等小神而已 He killed a couple of low-level gods.
多大点事儿 Eh, boo-hoo.
小帅哥 如果你没别的要说了 If that's all, pretty boy...
就回到座位上安静点吧 You go back to your seat and you be quiet.
抱歉 您听见我刚说的话了没有 Um, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
他在四处屠杀 He's, he's murdering on mass.
这话我只想说一次 I tell you, one time.
你现在闭嘴 Now, you shut up.
悄悄地 You'll be quiet.
你离我把你赶出盛宴只差这么一点了 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy.
宙斯 我们应该有所行动了 Zeus! We must do something.
你现在不能参加盛宴了 You can not come to the orgy!
你听听我们的劝吧 You have to listen to us.
够了 绑起来 That's it! Shackle!
陛下 您一声令下 我们就行动 Your highness. Whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
-听我信号行动 -嗯嗯 -We go on my signal. -Mm-hmm.
信号是啥 What is the signal?
信号就是冲 It'll be go.
让我们看看你是什么牛马 Let's see who you are.
脱下你的伪装吧 Take off your disguise.
弹指神功 And flick!
该死的 你弹得太狠了 Flicked too hard, damn it!
我们要去帮他吗 Should we help him?
再等会 I mean. Eventually.
来点葡萄吗 Grape?
那玩意看起来像个害羞的西葫芦 Looks like a shy courgette.
你的同伴呢 And what about the others?
-把他们的伪装也给弹走 -噢不不不 别弹我们 -We take off their disguise too. -Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
我们自己来 It's cool.
-伪装脱掉了 -伪装脱掉了 好了吗 -Disguise gone! -Disguise off. Cool?
阿斯加德人 Asgardians...
我以为奥丁死后你们都灭绝了 I thought you've seen the last of him when Odin died.
你是索尔 You... are Thor.
雷霆之神 The God of Thunder.
我看不是雷霆 It is not thunder,
是小闪电吧 Just the sound of lightning?
说得好 老爸 Good one, dad!
宙斯 这些都不重要 Zeus, this is bigger than us.
他抓走了阿斯加德的孩子们 He's taken Asgardian children.
那你来找我们是什么意思 Who do you think we are?
我们又不是神届警察局 The God police?
神只负责照看自己的子民 Every god watches over their own people.
不会坐视不理 也不会多管闲事 Nothing more, nothing less.
阿斯加德的麻烦 Asgardian problems...
阿斯加德自求多福 are Asgardian problems.
伟大的神竟然沦落至此 How the mighty have fallen.
我的英雄 宙斯 My hero, Zeus...
怂了 Afraid.
我讲几句 Couple of things...
第一 对 我就是怂 One. Yes, I am scared.
格尔手里有黑死剑 Gorr has the Necrosword.
也就是说 他可以杀了我们 Which means, he will kill us.
情况不妙 Not good.
第二 我知道你想要拯救苍生 Two, I know you're trying to do the right thing.
我懂你 I understand.
但你现在只会引起恐慌 But all you do, is causing panic.
恐慌是要不得的 Panic is not good.
我们在这里很安全 We are safe here.
而你 我的朋友 You, my friend.
在这里也很安全 You are safe here.
所以冷静冷静 小屁孩 So, chill, baby cake.
喝点小酒 吃点水果 Have some wine. Have some grape.
在全能之城 Anything goes here...
你可以随心所欲 In Omnipotent City.
第三 永远不要跟宙斯顶嘴 Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
我弹得太用力了 我给你把衣服穿上 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.
现在我允许你穿上衣服 Now, I put your clothes back on.
弹弹弹 毕竟今天是金殿盛会 Flick, flick, flick. It's the Golden Temple of the Gods.
不是全裸节 It's not a rude and nudy festival.
就算你不打算帮忙 至少把你的武器借给我们 If you're not gonna help us, then at least, let us use your weapons.
我们需要你的闪电 We need your lightning bolt.
我的闪电叫雷霆霹雳 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
所以 你求借人家的秘密武器的时候 So I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this...
起码把这个秘密武器的名字喊对了 That you should, at least, get the name right when you ask.
我可以借用雷霆霹雳吗 Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
雷霆霹雳 Thunderbolt!
不行 No.
别担心 Do not worry.
屠神者 The God Butcher...
他无法迈向永恒 He will not reach Eternity.
永恒 Eternity?
迈向永恒是什么意思 What does he mean, "reach Eternity"?
完蛋了 Oh, shit!
永恒 Eternity.
永恒是宇宙中心非常强大的存在 It's a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
他可以授予第一个到达的人一个愿望 He will grant the desire of the first person who reaches it.
就是个许愿井吗 So it's like a wishing well?
想想屠神者如果迈向了永恒 会许什么愿 What do you think a guy called, the God Butcher, would wish for?
如果他到了 那么他就可以在瞬间抹杀所有的神 If he seeks the altar of Eternity, that means he could wipe us out at once.
-宙斯 我们必须马上行动 -他到不了的 -Zeus, we must act now. -He's not going to make it.
他没有钥匙 He doesn't have the key.
你们就是这样做神的吗 Is this the purpose of the gods?
像懦夫一样躲在宫殿里 To hide away in a golden palace, like cowards?
或许神真的堕落了 Maybe we have lost our way.
你们不愿意帮忙就算了 我们自己去阻止他 You know what? We're gonna stop him ourselves.
恐怕我也不能让你去 I am afraid, I cannot allow that.
这是个隐秘的地方 This is a secret place,
只有众神知道它的所在 known only to the gods.
而你知道这个地方 You know where we are...
所以屠神者就可以利用你 The God Butcher could use you...
来找到我们 To find us.
情况不妙 This is not good.
所以现在 So now...
你想走也不行了 You must stay.
守卫 Guards!
嘿 Hey!
我们现在可以执行我的计划了吗 Can we do my plan now?
可以 揍他一顿吧 Yes, rush his bum.
太棒了 Hell, yeah!
喂 你没说冲啊 Oy, you didn't say "go".
我来啦 Coming, guys.
索尔 接着 Thor, catch!
寇格 Korg!
小瓦 快躲 Val, duck!
寇格 Korg!
索尔 Thor.
不 Oh, no.
别啊 寇格 No! Korg!
索尔 Thor!
我要散架了 I'm perishing.
宙斯 Zeus!
下一个死的就是你 奥丁森 You're next, Odinson!
这才是闪电声 That's the sound of lightning.
不 No.
小寇 小寇 Korgi. Korgi!
索尔 Thor.
-小寇 -我在这下面 -Korgi? -I'm down here.
哪啊 你在哪啊 我会把你弄出来的 放心吧 Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
-寇格 小寇 -我在这儿 -Korg. Korgi! -Here I am!
我居然没死 I didn't die!
哦我天 太好了 你还活着 Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
看来石头人的嘴是最能活的 Turns out, the only part of the Kronans that's alive is its mouth.
听着小寇 我需要你要去召唤山羊船过来 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats.
我会尽力 I'll do my best.
-你要拼命保护他 -我会的 -Guard him with your life. -I will.
准备好刺激一把了吗 Ready to go for a ride?
现在你得掩护我背后 Now, you got me six.
小瓦 8点钟方向 Eight o'clock, Val.
7点48分方向 7:48!
可恶 我能做到的 I can do this, dammit.
不是这样 That's not it.
也不是这样 That's not it.
这样也不对 Nope.
加油啊 寇格 口哨给我吹起来 Come on, Korg. Push those lips.
我成功啦 I did it!
然后山羊船破窗而入 拯救了我们 我们飞出窗外 And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, and we flew out the window.
这就结束啦 The end.
又是一场经典索尔冒险 Another classic Thor adventure.
我不敢相信你竟然杀死宙斯了 Can't believe you killed Zeus.
粉圈不是总在说嘛 Well, you know what they say...
不要私联偶像 Never meet your heroes.
重要的是 我们正在想办法救你们 What's important is, we are on our way to you, right now.
你们怎样 过得还行吗 How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
我们还好 就是有点害怕 We're alright. A little scared.
好吧 我知道恐惧的感觉 Well, listen. I know what it's like to be scared.
我想告诉你们 我在你们这个年纪时 And I'll tell you, when I was your age...
未必能有你们勇敢 I don't think I would have been as brave as you.
真的吗 Really?
其实你们可能是我遇过最勇敢的阿斯加德人 In fact, you might just be the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
你们都是 All of you.
我需要你们继续保持勇敢 好吗 So I need you to keep being brave, alright?
还要互相照顾 你们现在是一个团队了 And take care of each other. You're a team now.
牢笼孩子队 Team kids in a cage.
你们能做到吗 Can you do that?
嗯 我们应该可以做到 Yeah. I think we can do that.
我对你们有信心 I know you can.
好吗 Alright?
-索尔 -怎么啦 -Thor? -Yeah?
能见到我的偶像 我很高兴 I'm glad, I met my hero.
哇 谢谢了 孩子 Wow. Thanks, buddy.
孩子们怎样了 How are the children?
你应该能明白 毕竟他们还是孩子 有些许害怕也很正常 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared because they're kids.
但是我告诉他们 一切都会好起来的 But I told him that everything is going to plan.
你骗他们了 And so you lied to them.
我们还有计划吗 We still have a plan?
-当然有了 -不 已经没计划了 -Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan.
-有计划 -没计划 -There is a plan. -No, there's no plan.
我们连召集天神战队都失败了 We failed to raise a god army.
-寇格还死了 -他没死啊 -Korg is dead. -He's not dead.
-我没死 -反正只剩了个头 -I'm not dead. -Well, he's a head.
而你 你被羞辱得体无完肤 And you, you were properly humilated.
不 是被脱光光了只剩肌肤罢了 可是我无所谓啊 No, I got properly naked, which I'm okay with.
-简呢 -我也无所谓 -Jane? -I was okay with it.
-寇格呢 -我爱惨了 -Korg? -I loved it.
重点是我们比之前更脆弱了 现在进入暗影维度 The point is,we're going into the Shadow Realm weaker than we were before.
-这就是送死 -不 没有人会死 -We're gonna die. -No one's gonna die,
-好吗 -真的吗 -Okay? -Really?
没事啦 我们刚才表现不错啊 Everything is fine. We did great back there.
-我们杀了宙斯 -是你杀的 -We killed Zeus. -You killed Zeus.
你或许觉得 这件事对整个宇宙来说可能是灾难性的 也可能不是 For you, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe.
当然了 And surely,
我们可能一辈子都要受整个神界追捕 The entire god kingdom is probably gonna hunt us down for the rest of our days.
但是 你偷了这件夺目的武器 But listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
你看 这就是我们的战队了 Alright, this is the army right here.
它又光亮又纤细又强大又漂亮 It's sleek, it's slender, it's powerful, it's beautiful.
不过是属于你的 我爱死它了 Well, for you, I love it.
只属于你 女武神 For you, Valkyrie.
反正这也不是我的菜 I mean, it's not really what I'm into.
我 我的武器还搁外面呢 But I got my, my weapon out there.
可否借你的酒杯一用 Can I borrow that for a sec?
啊 在这儿呢 我的老朋友 Ah! There you are, old friend.
刚才出场可真惊艳啊 That was quite an entrance, back there.
听着 嗯 Listen, uh...
我们和好了吧 We good?
你怎么说 Yeah?
我不会因为有前任武器在场感到尴尬的 对吧兄弟 I mean, I don't feel weird having my ex weapon around, but come on.
妙尔尼尔 那都是过去式了 Mjölnir, in the past.
现在只剩我们俩了 兄弟 It's you and me now, buddy.
这样吧 You know what?
我觉得是时候让你喝第一杯啤酒了 I think it's time for your first beer.
你说呢 What do you say?
好喝是吧 Delicious.
我们最近都在吵架 对不起 I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
嘿 Hey.
噢 嘿 Oh, hey.
景致很壮观是吧 It's quite the... view, huh?
是啊 很漂亮 Yeah, it's beautiful.
如我所说 你刚才太威武了 As I was saying, I was very, very impressed with what you did back there.
你和妙尔尼尔都是 You and Mjölnir.
嗯嗯 Yeah.
太空海豚 Space Dolphins.
-什么 -你应该看看太空海豚 -What? -You should see some space dolphins.
-哇哦 -是吧 -Wow. -Yeah.
太美了 Beautiful.
-天哪 -它们特别漂亮 特别罕见 -God. -They're so beautiful, so rare,
它们是非常忠诚的生物 They're very loyal creatures.
交配后便会一起度过一辈子 They mate for life...
不过他们是六人行 In packs of 6.
只有爱 Just... love.
天哪兄弟你真辣 Oh, brother. Man, you look so hot
惹得我想把你压 I wanna get in your rocks
我们终于相逢时 这晚会暖到爆炸 When we get together, we're gonna get it on
咱再一起造点娃 I'm gonna make some babies
这首歌是我爸向我另一个爸求偶时唱的 That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting.
当两个石头人人想造人的时候 他们就会跑进山里 When two Kronans want to make a baby, they get together inside a mountain.
一起泡入小熔岩池 They go down to a little lava pool.
他们在热熔岩里牵手 They hold hands over the hot lava.
一个月后 And then after a month,
才放开手 They pull their hands apart...
一个美丽小石头人宝宝就出生了 and they finally created a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
噢 迷人又性感 Oh, it's fascinating. And hot.
有没有什么人对你来说是独一无二的呢 Did you ever had a special someone?
有... Oh, I've had...
太多独一无二的了 so many special someones.
但是吧 我也不知道 But, I don't know.
我不确定还想不想再体验一次 I don't know if I want it again.
是因为你女朋友战死了 而你一直不能原谅自己吗 Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself?
然后你就喝得酩酊大醉 想在酒里找到答案 And now, you're just trying to find the answers in the bottom of the bottle.
还有那些毫无意义的放纵 只是为了麻痹你的痛苦 And some meaningless downfall, which only serves to numb the pain.
而不是给你带来真的幸福或满足 Instead of bringing you real happiness or satisfaction.
对 差不多吧 Yeah, something like that.
它们好美 Beautiful.
美丽的存在 Beautiful thing.
简 Jane.
-索尔 -我想要因为你而感到蛋疼 -Thor. -I want to feel shitty about you.
啥 What?
对我来说 我想... For me, I want...
我... I...
我想有那种痛心的感觉 I want to feel shitty about something.
我想这个让我心痛的人应该是你 I think that's you.
这解释还是不够好 Not really getting any better.
不太对是吧 该死 It's not, is it? Damn it.
我朋友告诉我 宁可为失去爱而有那种蛋疼的感觉 My friend here told me that it was better to feel shitty
也好过从来没有感受过爱 for losing love than it is to never experience love,
甚至麻木不仁 活成一个空壳 我觉得他说得有道理 and to feel nothing at all, and feel empty and I think he was right.
很久以来 我就是一具空壳 Which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
我推开身边的人 和他们保持距离 I push people away, kept them at a distance
只是因为害怕失去 because of the fear of that loss.
但我不想再这样下去了 我不想再这样活着 But I don't want to do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that.
关上心门总比感到心痛强 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.
我就是这么做的 That's what I did.
对 我关起我的心门然后做冥想 Yes, I closed off my heart and I meditated.
-你也冥想吗 -我不 那好无聊 -You meditate? -No, it's so boring.
其实这只会让我更愤怒 It actually made me more angry.
但我不愿再为了所谓的命运自暴自弃 But I'm tired of giving myself up as the idea of fate
不愿再纠结于抱怨这个世界还要让我失去多少 and try to figure out what the universe wants from me.
我想要活在当下 I want to live in the moment.
我想把每天都当成最后一天过 I wanted to live like there's no tomorrow.
把一切顾虑抛在脑后 Throw caution to the wind.
我想要 我想要和你在一起 简 I want... I want to be with you, Jane.
你觉得呢 What do you say?
我得了癌症 I have cancer.
不好意思 你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
我时日无多了 I'm sick.
-等一下 到底怎么了 -再见 -Wait, what is happening? -Bye.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
简 简 简 Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
-怎么回事 简 -我说什么了 -Wait, Jane. -What did I say?
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean that.
开玩笑的 Just kidding.
我 I...
才没得癌症呢 don't have cancer.
咱们去大打一场吧 Let's go smash something.
简 我很抱歉 Jane, I'm so sorry.
不用觉得抱歉 Don't be sorry.
什么时候查出来的 When did you find out?
嗯 Um...
半年前 About six months ago. I...
当时我只是觉得很疲惫 I was just feeling tired.
然后他们就告诉我已经发展到晚期了 And then, they told me I have stage four.
准备后事吧 Get my affairs in order.
然后我听到了妙尔尼尔在召唤我 所以 And then, I heard Mjölnir calling me and so...
我就想 也许 I thought, maybe...
如果科学没有用的话 也许 If science didn't help, then maybe...
维京人的宇宙魔法有用呢 Viking space magic.
这就是你来新阿斯加德的原因 And that's why you came to New Asgard.
对 我觉得雷神锤可能能救我... Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me...
我觉得我有好转了 and I think it's getting better.
也可能没有 Maybe not.
简 你我都不知道我们还剩下多少时间 Jane, none of us know how long we have.
你不知道明天会发生什么 You don't know what tomorrow holds.
而妙尔尼尔 它选择了你 And Mjölnir, Mjölnir chose you.
它选择你是因为你有资格 It chose you because you are worthy.
这意义非凡 And that's something.
当我第一次见到你的时候 我还没有资格... When I first met you, I was unworthy...
我无法举起我的锤子 I was unable to pick up my hammer.
那时你告诉我 没有比帮助弱小更伟大的使命了 You told me, there was no greater purpose than to help those in need.
是你让我变成配得上它的人 You made me worthy.
所以无论你想做什么 我们都可以一起 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.
好的 Okay.
那 你想干什么 Now what do you wanna do?
我想让那些孩子们回到家人身边 I'm gonna get those children back to their families.
我想完成这个任务 I want to finish that mission.
你听着像一位真正的雷神 Spoken like a true Thor.
现在感觉如何 How do you feel now?
很恐惧 So scared.
你呢 How do you feel?
难过 Shitty.
有多难过 How shitty?
-特别难过 -那好吧... -Really shitty. -Well then...
我很好奇这俩人在外面聊啥呢 I wonder what those two are talking about, out there.
他们才没在聊天呢 Yeah, they're not talking.
原来如此 Oh!
你觉得他们俩会不会在热熔岩池上手拉手 Do you think those two will ever hold hands over a hot lava pool
然后造个索尔宝宝出来 to make a Thor baby?
不大可能 非常遗憾 Unlikely, sadly.
哦 太可惜了 Oh, that's too bad.
我觉得索尔肯定会是个好爸爸 I think Thor would make a great dad.
嘿 咱们到了 Hey! We're here.
所有的色彩都去哪了 Where did all the color go?
他们不在这儿 They're not here.
那他们在哪儿 Where are they?
这是什么破地方 What the hell is this place?
钥匙是彩虹桥 Bifrost is the key.
中计了 It's a trap!
你能告诉我刚才你为啥把暴风战斧扔出窗外了吗 Can you tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
他要用它去打开迈向永恒的门 He needs it to open the gates of Eternity.
我们不要再这样见面了 We really have to stop meeting like this.
把斧头叫来 Call the ax.
你什么时候去看牙医我就什么时候给你看看斧头 I'll call the ax when you call the dentist.
召唤战斧 Call the ax.
告诉我那些孩子在哪儿不然我就杀了你 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you.
召唤战斧 Call the ax.
你这神还不错 Some god you are.
你对神 You know nothing
一无所知 of being a god.
你寻求诸神的协助 You went to the gods for help
而他们毫无作为 and they did nothing.
在这一点上 我们是相似的 We're alike, in that sense.
他和你完全不同 He's nothing like you.
你说什么 What was that?
我说 你和他没有一丝共同点 I said, he's nothing like you.
没错 我可不是个伪君子 That's right. I'm not a hypocrite.
我真的在创造和平 I'm truly creating peace.
什么和平 你正在谋杀无辜的神祗 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
无辜 Innocent?
你是个女武神吗 Are you a Valkyrie?
对 Yes.
哈哈 这太有趣了 Haha, how exciting.
噢 诸神也辜负了你... Oh, the gods failed you, too...
当你的姐妹们遭到屠杀 When your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
不许你提起... Don't you dare speak...
当你心爱的女人战死在沙场上 Did you pray to the gods...
你是否会向众神祈祷 When the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield?
当你的家人被残杀 Did you beg them for help...
你是否祈求过他们的帮助 As your family was massacred?
和你聊天很开心 Good chat.
至于这边这位 This one...
你很有趣 You're interesting.
你和他们不同 You're different.
没错 Yes.
你就快死了啊 You're dying.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
我们俩是一样的 We're on the same path.
就像黑死剑赋予了我力量一样 Just as the sword empowered me.
雷神之锤赋予了你力量 The hammer empowered you.
但它却没有改变你的命运 But it did nothing to change your fate.
众神只会利用你 The gods will use you...
但不会帮助你 But they will not help you.
这个世界上没有 There is no...
永恒的奖赏 eternal reward...
给我们 for us.
她很快就会逝去 She'll be gone soon.
而你知道是谁会对她视而不见吗 And you know who won't help her?
我让你猜一猜 I give you one guess.
我了解你的痛苦 I know your pain.
爱就是痛苦 Love is pain.
我也曾有个女儿 I had a daughter once.
我将希望寄托在众神上 希望他们会救我的女儿 I put my faith in a higher power, hoping it will save her.
而她 And she...
还是死了 died.
现在我明白了 Now I understand...
我女儿很幸运 My daughter is the lucky one.
她不需要在一个由邪恶神祗掌控 She does not have to grow up in a world...
一个充满折磨 Of suffering and pain
充满痛苦的世界中长大 run by wicked gods.
选择你的爱人 Choose love.
召唤战斧 Call the ax.
-你还好吧 -当然 -You okay? -Yeah.
嗯 我有点想杀了这家伙 Hmm, I want to kill this guy.
我也是 但是我们要活捉他 So do I, but we have to take him alive.
他是我们找到那些孩子的唯一线索 He's our only link to finding those children.
噢 谢谢你 山羊先生 Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat.
小瓦 Val!
我们得把她送出去 We gotta get her out of here.
没事的 我在 I got you.
嘿我们来了 来吧 我们走 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
暴风战斧 带我们回家 Stormbreaker, take us home.
...这个速度是我们前所未见的 ...at a rate that none of us have seen before.
听着 我们还有很多激进的治疗方式可以尝试 Look, there are other, more aggressive forms of treatment we can try,
但是有某种东西正在干扰她身体抵抗癌症的能力 but something's affecting her body's ability to fight the cancer.
我很抱歉 索尔 I'm sorry, Thor.
噢 你在这呢 Oh, there you are.
发生什么事了 What's going on out there?
啊 就是有个傻子造了个没有门的冰箱 你敢信吗 Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it?
别担心 我拿了它里面所有的好东西 Don't you worry, I got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
小瓦怎么样了 How's Val?
噢 她应该会很痛 但她还情况稳定 Oh, she's in a lot of pain, uh, but she is stable.
那就好 Okay, good.
现在 你得把这个从我身上... Now you just gotta get this...
-拔掉 -哇哦 不不不等一下 -out of my... -Woah! No, no, no.
让它们插着吧 That's gotta stay in there.
让这些灵丹妙药起作用 所以... That's all the magic potions and elixirs doing their thing, so...
我需要出去一下 I'm just gonna pop out for a moment.
接孩子 呃 可能再顺带杀个坏人 Pick up the kids. Uh, kill a bad guy.
然后我会马上赶回来 And then, I'll come straight back.
你不带我一起去么 You're going without me?
呃 对 Uh, yeah.
说好的 什么都一起做呢 What happened to like... doing everything together?
他会用那些孩子来让你分心 He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
你需要我 You need me.
我确实需要你 简 I do need you, Jane.
我需要你活着 I need you alive.
有你一起战斗真的很棒 Would be great to have you on the battlefield.
肩并肩对抗格尔 Fighting Gorr side by side,
但是那把锤子正侵蚀你的生命 but that hammer is killing you.
每当你使用它 它就会从你身体里汲取足以致命的体力 Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength,
让你的身体无法抵抗癌症 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.
说好的把每天都当最后一天活呢 What happened to live like there's no tomorrow?
我说这话的时候还不知道你的最后一天可能真的快到了 It was before I knew you might not have one.
为什么不再来一次冒险呢 Why not have one more adventure?
简 如果有哪怕一丝生还的机会 你也不能放过 Jane, if there's a chance to live. You have to take it.
你说话的口吻像一个没得癌症的真雷神 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.
我知道 我听起来一定像个来自新墨西哥州的帅气天体物理学家 I know, I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico.
生活在梦中 Just living the dream.
但是 看着我 But, look at me.
我想要继续战斗 I wanna keep fighting.
我成为了神威雷神 I'm the Mighty Thor.
而你希望我放弃这一切 And you want me not to do that?
如果放弃了这一切 有再多的时间又有什么意义 What's the point of more time than this?
因为我爱你 Because I love you.
我一直都爱着你 I've always loved you.
而这对我们来说是一次宝贵的机会 And this is a chance, for us.
如果你再举起那把该死的锤子 那我们将失去机会 If you pick up that damn hammer again, then that chance is gone.
由你来选择 简 It's your choice, Jane.
但如果我没有让你留下来 我们一起想办法解决问题 But I'd regret it, every single day.
那我余生的每一天都将在后悔中度过 If I didn't ask you to stay here, so we can try and figure this out together.
你最好能及时回到我身边 You better come back to me.
我会尽我所能 尽快回来 I'm coming back, as soon as I can.
祝你好运 Break a leg.
他才会是需要好运的那个 I'll break all his legs.
记住 通往永恒的大门就在字面意义上的 Remember that, the gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
-宇宙中心 如果你穿过了彗星群... -我记住了 宇宙 -of the universe. If you go past the cluster of comets... -Universe.
知道了 师父别念了 跳过这个话题 Yes, yes. I know. We've been over this.
我不会迷路的 I'm not going to get lost.
你的伤怎么样 So how are you feeling with the old stab wound?
-感觉把我肾捅没了了 -真的假的 -I think I lost my kidney -Gone? Completely?
我也想和你一起去 不过... I wish I could join you, but...
我可能有命去没命回 救不回来孩子们 I'd probably die and that won't help get the kids back.
所以你只能自己去 So you'll have to go it alone.
只要毁掉那把剑就好 All you have to do, is destroy that sword.
他的力量都源自那把剑 It's his source of power.
没了剑他活不了的 He won't survive long without it.
嘿 活着回来 Hey, don't die.
我一定 Hell, no.
永恒 Eternity.
终于啊 Finally.
来吧 Come on.
嗨 孩子们 Hey, kids.
我就知道他会来的 I knew he'd come.
快走 孩子们 快跑 Go. Go, kids.
大伙还好吗 Everyone okay?
都站在一起 别分散开 Alright, gather round. Gather round.
线下见面的感觉真不错 Good to see you, in person.
好了 大家听我说 Alright, listen up! Here's the plan.
我们偷偷走到暴风战斧那里 We sneak our way towards Stormbreaker,
小心一点 别撞上那些巨型暗影怪物 Being very careful not to bump into, any of those big shadow monsters.
他们不会就在我后面吧 They're behind me, aren't they?
你们有人打过仗吗 Does anyone here have battle experience?
战斗经验 Battle experience?
正好 现在就是最好的学习机会 Well, no time to learn like the present.
但我们没有你那么强啊 But, we're not strong like you.
我们只是小孩而已 We're just kids.
别忘了 你们可是阿斯加德的小孩 Hey, don't forget. You're Asgardian kids.
我不是 我只是个狼人小孩 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
我是米达斯的小孩 And I'm a Midassian kid.
-我是法利加人 -好吧好吧 -I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay.
那你们做一天阿斯加德人好吗 But today, you're Asgardians.
拿起你们的武器 Now, collect your weapons.
拿什么 What?
找到什么拿什么 Go and find anything you can pick up.
然后都带到这里来 And bring it back here.
快 快 Hurry, hurry.
好的 真棒 快点 Okay, cool. Come on!
它们快来了 快 They're getting closer, hurry up.
快点 Come on!
今天 是被载入史册的一天 Today, is a day that will go down in history.
今天 是被后人传颂的一天 Today's a day they'll talk about for generations to come.
今天 我们都是太空维京人 Today, we are Space Vikings!
举起武器 Present... arms!
任何一个举起武器 Whosoever hold these weapons
真心坚信他们可以回家的人 and believes in going home if they be true of heart.
都有资格 is .therefore worthy and shall possess...
短暂地获得 For a limited time only.
雷神之力 The power of Thor!
艾克索将军 General Axl...
将你的军队带到战斧那边 Lead your army to that ax.
为阿斯加德 We shall do our work...
我们将拼尽全力 For Asgard.
你不是孤身而战 You are not the only one
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need somebody
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need someone
人人都需要陪伴 Everybody needs somebody
你不是孤身而战 You are not the only one
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need somebody
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need someone
人人都需要陪伴 Everybody needs somebody
你不是孤身而战 You are not the only one
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need somebody
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need someone
人人都需要陪伴 Everybody needs somebody
你不是孤身而战 You are not the only one
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need somebody
难道你不需要陪伴 Don't you think that you need someone
人人都需要陪伴 Everybody needs somebody
好耶 Yeah!
不 No.
简 Jane.
毁了那把剑他就死定了 Destroy that sword and he's dead.
大门就要开了 你得阻止暴风战斧 The gate is almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
没事的 我解决他 It's okay. I got him.
暴风战斧 停下来 Stormbreaker, stop this!
控制一下你自己 看看你在干什么呢 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing.
我得把你带走 I'm gonna get you out of there.
快点 快点 伙计 Come on. Come on, buddy.
快放开 我的朋友 Let go of my friend.
你输了 雷神小姐 You've lost, Lady Thor.
第一 First off,
我叫神威雷神 the name is Mighty Thor.
第二 Secondly...
如果这个名字你叫不来 If you can't say Mighty Thor,
叫我简·福斯特博士也可以接受 I'll accept Dr. Jane Foster!
第三 Thirdly,
吃我一锤 eat my hammer!
暴风战斧 Stormbreaker!
我就知道你可以的 I knew you could do it.
艾克索 带他们回家 Axl! Get them home.
简 Jane?
我没事 I'm okay.
你得阻止他 You gotta stop him.
格尔 停下 Gorr, stop!
如果停下来 我还算什么父亲 What kind of father would I be, if I stopped.
我理解你的痛苦 但这不是解决方法 I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
你寻求的并不是死亡或者复仇 It's not death or revenge that you seek.
那你说我在寻求什么 What do I seek?
你在寻找爱 You seek love.
爱吗 Love?
我为什么要寻求爱 Why should I seek love?
因为那是我们所有人的渴望 Because that's all any of us want.
你怎么敢弃我而去 How dare, you turn your back on me.
你赢了 格尔 You won, Gorr.
这是我能和她共度的最后时光 为什么要浪费在你身上 Why would I spend my last moments with you, when I can be with her?
我选择爱 I choose love.
你也可以选择爱 你可以复活她 You can, too. You can bring her back.
许你的愿望吧 Make your wish.
我要死了 I'm dying.
她无依无靠 She would have no one.
她会孤单的 She would be alone.
她不会的 She won't be alone.
爸爸的宝贝 My love.
我好想你 I've missed you, so much.
我也很想你 I've missed you, too.
-我很抱歉 -没事的 -I'm so sorry. -It's okay.
我拿起锤子的那一刻 As soon as I picked up that hammer...
就好像我已经重获新生 It's like... I've gotten an extra life.
就好像 It's just...
魔法一样 Magical.
对一个凡人来讲还不错 Not too bad for a human.
对一个神明来讲也还好 Not too bad for a god.
我想好我的口号了 I think I figured out my catchphrase.
-真的吗 是什么 -你凑近点 -Really? What is it? -Come closer.
真不错 Perfect.
-史上最佳 -多谢夸奖 -It's the best one yet. -Thank you.
不要再关闭心门 Keep your heart open.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
保护好她 Protect her.
保护好我的宝贝 Protect my love.
让我来给你们讲讲太空里的维京人传奇 Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking.
她又名 a.k.a
"神威雷神" "The Mighty Thor".
又名 a.k.a
"简·福斯特博士" "Dr. Jane Foster".
她牺牲自己拯救了宇宙 告诉我们有资格举起雷神之锤意味着什么 Her sacrifice saved the universe and taught us all what it means to be worthy.
她帮助了众神之子 She helped the children of the gods.
他们被一道激光传送回家 Who laser beamed their way back home,
他们的家从昏沉的小渔村变成了旅游景点 to their dozy, little fishing village turned tourist destination.
艾克索 Axl!
我好想你 I missed you.
-你没事吗 -我很好 没事的 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay.
-你确定吗 -嗯嗯我没事 -Are you sure? -I'm okay.
-孩子们又过上了安全的生活 -大点声 三 -The kids were safe to be kids again. -Louder, three!
腿再岔开些 Widen your stance.
尤其是他们的国王要求他们参加防身术练习 Especially after their king, made them all go to self-defense classes.
-看看这些太空里的小维京人们 -然后是最重要的一步 -Look at all those budding Space Vikings. -And the most important part,
喊杀声 The war cry!
就连海姆达尔的儿子 Even Heimdall's son,
艾克索·海姆达尔森 Axl Heimdallson,
像他爸一样用眼睛放魔法 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic,
现在也成为了一名战士 was becoming quite the warrior.
阿斯加德的未来稳如磐石 The future of Asgard was secure.
谈到未来 Speaking of futures,
我也在打造自己的后代 I was forging one of my own.
我的身体已经长回来了 Now that my body has grown back.
我跟一个叫韦恩的家伙造小人 With a dude I met called Dwayne.
你们问索尔吗 What about Thor, you ask?
他踏上了一段新的旅程 He embarked on a new journey.
因为他找到了活下去的理由 Because he had found something to live for.
倾注爱的理由 Something to love for.
一个小家伙把他从忧郁神 A little someone who turned him from sad god
变成了奶爸神 into dad god.
早餐好了 快吃吧 Breakfast is served, bon appetit.
你好哇 Hello!
来吧 There you go!
嘿 吃早饭啦 Hey! Breakfast!
打扰下哈 Excuse me.
那是啥玩意 What is that?
这是...这是地球人吃的薄饼 They're... They're panflaps from Earth.
我觉得我不爱吃薄饼 I don't think I like panflaps.
-你可爱吃了 -不 我不爱吃 -You love them. -No, I don't.
-不 你爱吃的 -我这辈子都没吃过 -Yes, you do. -Never had that in my life.
快点吃了吧 我们得出发了 要迟到了呢 Come on, eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late.
-你的靴子呢 -我穿着呢 -Now, where are your boots? -I'm wearing them.
你不能穿这双鞋去 You're not wearing those.
-我就要穿 -不行 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not.
-行 -不行 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not.
去死吧 你个恶魔 Go to hell, demon!
这可是新锅 现在毁了吧 It's brand new. Now, destroyed.
谢谢您嘞 Thank you very much.
你知道吗 你想穿啥就穿啥 You know what, you wear what you want.
等脚疼的时候别来找我哈 Don't come complaining to me when your feet get sore.
好不好 我才不会同情你 Alright, you get no sympathy here from me.
呃好吧 我穿靴子去 Ugh, fine. I'll wear the boots.
谢谢配合 Thank you.
还记得我妈妈跟我说过的话吗 Remember what my mother used to tell me?
要听大人的话 Listen to the grown ups.
如果你看到有人受了惊吓或者被欺负了 And if you see anyone scared or being picked on,
-你就去照顾他们 好吗 -好的 -Look after them. Okay? -Okay.
最重要的是 玩得高兴就好 Most of all, have fun.
-好嘞 -好嘞 -Gotcha. -Gotcha.
那妙尔尼尔在哪呢 我把他放哪了 Now, where is Mjölnir? Where did I put him?
在那边 搁床上睡觉呢 Over there, sleeping in the bed.
在床上 In the bed.
噢哇 Oh, wow!
这玩意可弄不掉了 That is not coming off.
你这是干啥啊 What did you do?
呃 她之前看起来好无聊的 Eh, she looked boring before.
啊 Ah!
可能确实是 Supposed it did.
我爱死了 I love it.
太有创意了 Very creative.
好的... Okay...
看到下面那些外星人了吗 长着花纹的那些 Now, see the aliens down there? The stripy ones?
他们看起来很友善啊 They look nice.
对 他们是挺好的 Yeah, they are nice.
所以我们必须得照顾他们 That's why we have to look after them.
明白了 Got it.
要保护好人 Protect the nice ones.
我爱你 小甜心 I love you, sweetie.
我也爱你 索尔叔叔 Love you, Uncle Thor.
他们永远与我们同在 They will always be there for us.
太空里的维京人和他的小姑娘 The Space Viking and his girl born from Eternity,
借由神的力量诞生于永恒 with the powers of a god.
两位战士... Two warriors...
为那些无法战斗的人而战 Fighting the good fight for those who can't fight good.
他们的足迹遍布太空 人们给他们起了很多名字 The have travelled far and have been given many names.
但是对那些最了解他们的人来说 But to those who know them best,
他们俩的名字只是 They're simply known
爱与雷霆 as Love and Thunder.
她的笑容总让我想起 She's got a smile that it seems to me
那些美好的童年回忆 Reminds me of childhood memories
一切都如蓝天般亮丽 Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky
当我注视着她的脸庞 Now and then when I see her face
她总会带我去那特别的地方 She takes me away to that special place
若我的目光停留得太长 And if I stared too long
我定会大哭心伤 I'd probably break down and cry
我甜蜜的宝贝啊 Sweet child o' mine
我甜蜜的爱人 Sweet love of mine
她湛蓝的眼睛如同雨前的天空 She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain
我不愿在那双眼中看到一丝伤痛 I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
她的秀发让我想起那个温暖安全的地方 Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
儿时的我总去那里躲藏 Where as a child I'd hide
祈祷雷霆暴雨无声地离开我身旁 And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by
我甜蜜的宝贝啊 Sweet child o' mine
曾经 做为神 我们是有一席之地的 It used to be that being a god, meant something.
人们会低声呼唤你的名字... People will whisper your name...
随后跟你分享他们最深切的愿望和梦想 Before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams.
他们祈求你的慈悲... They begged you for mercy...
甚至都不知道你是不是真的在听 Without ever knowing, if you're actually listening.
而现在... Now...
他们望向天空 You know, they look to the sky.
他们不再向我们求闪电 They don't ask us for lightning.
不再向我们求雨 They don't ask us for rain.
他们只想看见一个他们所谓的超级英雄 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
我们什么时候成了这样的笑话 When did we become the joke?
不 No.
不会再这样下去了 No more
当索尔·奥丁森从空中坠落... They will fear us again...
他们会再次畏惧我们 When Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
你明白我的意思吗 海格力斯 Do you understand me, Hercules?
你明白吗 儿子 Do you understand me, my son?
明白 父亲 Yes, father.
什么情况 What?
噢嘿 Oh, hey!
简·福斯特 Jane Foster.
海姆达尔 Heimdall?
我看到你现在已经死了 I see you're dead now.
呃...是的 Uhh... yeah.
谢谢你照看我的儿子 Thank you for looking after my son.
欢迎你来到众神之地 You are very welcome here to the land of the gods.
欢迎来到英灵殿 Welcome to Valhalla.