雷霆沙贊! 眾神之怒
傳說告訴我們 只有少數勇士
The lore tells us of a valiant few
能在戰鬥和迷霧之中屹立不倒
who stood above the fray and fog.
天啊 他們一定是用了什麼大殺器
My, what weapons they must have wielded.
這就要說到我們的展品了
Which brings us to our current exhibit,
神話中的那根眾神之杖
the mythical staff of the gods.
在荷馬史詩中 這根神杖可以控制
In Homer's tale,
並使用眾神的力量
the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods.
歡迎 光榮的士兵們
Oh. Welcome, proud soldiers.
我說過吧 博物館充滿樂趣
What did I say? Museums are fun.
是大腦的精神樂園
Amusement parks for the brains.
冷靜 不要推推搡搡
Okay, there's no reason to get pushy.
每個人都有機會參觀
Everyone will get a chance to see it.
它是用兩千多年難得一見的心材雕刻而成的
Carved from a heartwood not seen in over 2,000 years,
這件斷成兩截的古代製品
the two halves of this ancient replica were recently discovered in,
是不久前
of all places,
在費城郊外的一座廢物處理廠偶然發現的
a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia.
它非常堅硬 據說弄壞了三台垃圾壓實機
So strong, they reportedly broke three trash compactors.
下面 朋友 不要亂動
Okay, um, friends, that's enough.
大家應該專心聽我介紹 住手
I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... Stop!
住手 先生
Stop! Sir!
先生
Sir!
嘿 你們要幹什麼
Hey, what are you doing?
咒語
Unleash the chaos.
女士們 請放我走吧
Ladies, please just let me go.
咒語
博物館確實非常有趣
Turns out museums are fun.
我們再玩玩別的
Let's have more of it.
神杖斷成兩截 我們什麼都做不了
We can do nothing while the staff remains sundered.
人界繼承者的數量遠超我們
The champions of this realm outnumber us.
人類的繼承者仍然是人類
Human champions are still humans
而我們是神
and we are gods.
千萬不要低估巫師的眼光和判斷力
Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard.
為了保護眾神的力量
To protect the power of the gods,
他一定會以最嚴格的條件
he will have chosen with meticulous precision
篩選出這個世界前所未見的最強大的
the strongest, most keenly intelligent champions
最具智慧的神杖繼承者
this realm has ever witnessed.
我就是個傻小子
I'm an idiot.
老實說 我不配擁有這些超能力
I don't deserve these powers, if I'm being honest.
我做什麼貢獻了
Like, what am I even contributing?
那個穿著紅色戰衣 繡著閃電的超級英雄
There's already a superhero with a red suit, with a lightning bolt on it and I'm fast,
速度比我還快呢
but he's faster.
還有海王那身腱子肉 一看就特別男人
Aquaman is literally huge, and he's so manly
蝙蝠俠也夠酷 而我什麼都不是
and Batman is so cool! And I'm just me.
這些話我沒辦法跟人說
And I can't say this to anyone else,
因為家裡人把我當領袖 但我覺得
'cause my family looks to me as a leader, but I feel like
我是個假貨
a fraud.
你知道我只是個兒科醫生吧
You understand I'm a... pediatrician,
對嗎
right?
我是說 另一個病人推薦我來找你
I mean, yeah, well, you were recommended by another patient,
叫比利巴特森 無所謂
Billy Batson. It doesn't matter.
你能幫我修復大腦
Can you help fix my thoughts so that
讓我不再產生那些想法嗎
they just, like, you know, stop happening?
我再說一遍 我不是精神科醫生
All right, look. And, again, pediatrician, not a psychiatrist,
不過 聽起來你好像得了冒名頂替症候群
but it sounds to me like you're experiencing imposter syndrome.
通常 這種病症源於童年時期的創傷經歷
And often, that originates from trauma early in life,
所以如果你不介意
so if you don't mind me asking,
童年的事你還記得清嗎
how well do you remember your childhood?
彷彿今天的事
Like it was today.
創傷 不好說
Trauma? Uh, I don't know.
我從沒見過父親
I mean, I never met my dad.
媽媽在聖誕狂歡節拋棄了我
Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival.
我在寄養系統中輾轉
I spent a lot of time in the foster system,
逃離了十一個家 打架無數
ran away from 11 homes, got into a lot of fights.
然後被一個巫師綁架 給了我超能力
Then I was abducted by a wizard who gave me superpowers
然後那老兄就在我面前死了
and then dude just, like, died in front of my face.
這可不是小創傷
That's not a small amount.
一個博士召喚出七個惡魔 挾持了我全家
A doctor conjured seven demons and held my whole family hostage,
逼得我們挖了他一個眼球
so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs,
然後每個人都獲得了超能力
and then everybody got superpowers,
現在他們各行其是
but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing
只有我拚命想把他們捏在一起
and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together.
好吧 好吧 我們先處理好這些
Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that.
好嗎 你先是被父母拋棄
Right? Rejected by your parents,
然後是寄養系統
then by the system,
現在又被你拚死保護的城市拋棄了
and now rejected by a city you try to protect.
我沒說被我的城市拋棄了
I never said I was rejected by my city.
（被城市拋棄了）
《賓州論壇報》 被城市拋棄了
"Rejected by city."
-那是《論壇報》 沒人看《論壇報》 -我看
That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. - I do.
好吧 好吧
- Anyway, okay, well, um...
我要感謝你的幫助
I, uh, appreciate your help,
（達里奧巴瓦醫師）
但是我得去解決現實問題了
but I got some real problems.
恐怖分子劫持了一些人質 所以
There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so...
-劫持了人質 -對
- Hostage situation? - Yeah.
（人質被殺 任務失敗 再試一次）
我打得太爛了
I suck balls at this.
為什麼老打戰爭遊戲
Why do we always have to play war games?
嘿 這是為其他工作練習
Hey, it's practice for our other job.
我是認真的
I'm serious.
軍事策略 多隊員協作
Military strategy, multiple team members,
人人都有特殊技能 攻擊未知的敵人
each with a special skillset unleashed against an unknown enemy.
我知道這很荒謬
I know how it sounds,
可房子總是被閃電擊中 不騙你
but the house keeps getting struck by lightning, Leo. I'm telling you.
而且 你總是強調要團隊合作
Besides, you're the one always talking about teamwork.
但是我們不需要槍
But we don't need guns!
達拉
Darla?
就是這個 這可是大新聞
This is it. This is big time.
我們就是槍
- We are the guns.
達拉
Darla!
我口袋怎麼有彩虹糖
Why were there Skittles in my pockets?
原本想給你個驚喜的
It was supposed to be a surprise.
是驚嚇
It was.
她最近脾氣很差
Hmm, she's very moody lately.
所以我才給她彩虹糖的
Why do you think I put Skittles in her pocket?
好球
Ole.
這就是阻退成吉思汗的獨角獸嗎
Is this an army of unicorns killing Genghis Khan?
是的
Yes.
獨角獸並不存在
Unicorns aren't real.
這叫思辨歷史 尤金 去查查
It's called speculative history, Eugene. Look it up.
比利 你別走啊 角色會死的
Billy, you can't just leave. Your guy's gonna die!
-看見了 -是的
- See? - Yes.
我說過 你看了就會迷上它
I told you you would get into it if you gave it a chance.
是的 我感受到魅力了
Yeah, I'm really starting to see the appeal.
（馬塞爾韋德 外野手 我們熱愛費城 費城人隊）
出了什麼事
What's going on?
喂 你幹什麼
Dude, what are you doing?
有可能發生緊急事件
Possible 10-99 in progress.
通報多起道路開裂報告
Multiple reports of cracking on roadway.
橋梁懸索受損
Fraying suspension cables.
所有單位前往本富蘭克林大橋
All units to the Ben Franklin Bridge.
好了
Yeah.
音樂太瘋狂了
It's crazy music, Freddy.
可不是 而且 主旋律非常緊張
It is, isn't it? Very urgent melody to it.
我們應該去看現場
We should see it performed live.
我也這麼想 我們能弄到門票
I was thinking the same thing. I feel like we can get tickets to that concert.
兩張 也許不用 六張
Two. Maybe not six.
同進同退 這是規矩
All or none. That's the rule.
行 還是老規矩
Yet I'm still gonna walk backwards now.
我倒退出去 所以 這是你最後的機會
So, now's your last and final chance.
比利巴特森 跟我走 不不不
Billy Batson, come with me. No, no, no!
今天費城的天氣真好 誰想跟我去轉轉
Man, it sure is a beautiful day in Philadelphia!
真的嗎
Is it though?
-我快好了 -又來
- Almost finished. - Again?
-好吧 -最好是好事
- Okay. - This better be good.
我愛你們
喂喂 你們去哪裡
Whoa, whoa! Where's everyone going?
去打擊犯罪
To fight crime?
好的
- Okay.
-再見 媽媽 -再見 媽媽
- Bye, Mom. Bye, Mom.
-再見 -再見 羅莎
- Bye. - Bye, Rosa.
耐心點
Give it time.
好了嗎
You guys ready?
沙贊
Shazam!
（卡特里托斯椒鹽捲餅）
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
橋要斷了
It's gonna break!
快跑
Run!
歌詞大意 夜深人靜 我輾轉反側
憧憬著自己的渴望
我渴望一位英雄
? I need a hero ?
我痴痴地等待英雄 直至長夜漸盡
? I'm holding out for a hero Till the end of the night ?
他要強壯有力 他要身手敏捷
? He's... ?
他要剛剛戰鬥歸來
我渴望一位英雄
不要 不要 不要
不要
No, no, no.
好了 閉嘴吧
No way, shut up! Did I just save you
聽這首歌的時候我救過你嗎
while you were listening to this song?
別叫 我馬上
No! I got you, I got you.
無需恐慌 全能大隊長在此
No need to panic. Captain Everypower is here.
開個玩笑 小事一樁
I'm just kidding, it's real easy.
嗨
Hi!
天啊 有小貓咪
Oh, my gosh. Kittens!
它們真可愛
Oh! They're so cute!
丟下我們不管了
Did she just leave us?
好了 我們走了
Okay, let's go.
（限速 謝謝）
（水族館 卡姆登海濱）
-好了 -不 我來扶你
- Okay. - No, no, no, I got ya!
那是我的跟班 全能小隊長
That's my sidekick. Captain Everypower Junior.
什麼 小隊長
Hey! Junior?
你們可要抱緊了
You're gonna wanna hold on tight.
大家都安全了
Everyone's safe.
做得好 瑪麗 全家集合了
Awesome job, Mary. Circle up, fam!
好了 情況是這樣的
All right, here's the situation.
我們還有一件事要做
We have one more job to do
盡量阻止這座橋坍塌
and that's to keep this bridge from collapsing.
本富蘭克林大橋坍塌了
The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed.
好在沒有人員傷亡
Fortunately, there are no casualties.
這要歸功於我們的英雄們 這是其中一位
Thanks in part to our local heroes, one with me now.
（14新聞頻道 費城焦點欄目 突發新聞 本富蘭克林大橋坍塌了）
很榮幸 南希 怎麼說呢
It's great to be here, Nancy. What can I say?
這都是日常工作
It's all in a day's work.
有人說你們是費城的廢柴 你有何感想
Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed the Philadelphia Fiascoes?
這不是官方稱號
Given that that's not an official title,
我們無所謂 那不是我們的稱號
we feel nothing about it. That is not our name.
對 重要的是群眾都平安無事
Right, but the important thing is...
這些人怎麼回事
What is wrong with these people?
因為大橋可以重建
你有沒有…
Have you ever no...
事實並非如此
我去看看孩子們
I'm gonna go check on the kids.
沒錯 天知道他們在幹什麼
Yeah, you should. God only knows what they're up to.
可能在吸毒 或是在TikTok抽電子菸
Probably drugs, right? Probably taking selfies while vaping on TikTok.
有些費城人非常討厭 站在道德制高點上
那是小貓嗎
Is that a kitten?
不是
No.
（大橋坍塌 當地超級英雄團救了人 毀了大橋）
（基地）
歌詞大意 你的朋友都在忙著生娃娃
在現實世界中 我不喜歡那種味道
讓我用一句老話改變你的想法
2 4 6 8 我們更欣賞哪個
（韋恩 暴食）
在水裡加點糖 因為我們在做果汁源
（溫馨的家）
我想叫你唐尼
I'm gonna name you Tawny.
（《有機化學》）
生活在這個藍色的星球上
我的頭卻在外太空
我知道我會平安無事
毀了大橋 什麼
"Destroy bridge"? What?
沒保住跟毀是兩碼事 對不對
Not saving is different than breaking. Am I wrong?
而且我們救的人 數都數不過來
Am I wrong about this? Also, we saved countless lives.
162個人 是有數的
A hundred sixty-two. It's countable.
恩情是無法計算的 瑪麗
Emotionally countless, Mary.
尤金呢
Where's Eugene?
跟平時一樣 在繪製密室門地形圖
Where he always is. Mapping out the Room of Doors.
尤金
Eugene!
嘿 老弟 你在哪裡
Hey, buddy! Where you at?
（小心蜘蛛狗 青少年期）
嘿 尤金
Hey, Eugene.
（仙境 所有人 安全）
你在哪裡 我們要開會了 尤金 喂
Hello? We have a meeting, Eugene.
你遲到了
You're late.
千萬不要進去
Do not go in there.
（噩夢燃料 成熟期）
好了 家庭成員們 開始吧
All right, fam-jam, let's jump in.
（重點回顧）
挺好
好 有功 也有過
All right, big day, big bridge,
犯了幾個錯誤 我們要反思這些錯誤
kind of a couple blunders, right? But we're gonna meditate on those mistakes right now.
瑪麗
Mary?
我正在思考有機化學
Organic chem is my meditation.
難怪你沒有什麼朋友 這很正常
Said nobody with friends ever, really.
事實上 如果上了大學 我就會有朋友
In point of fact, I'd have friends if I had gone to college.
事實上
In point of fact
是不需要上大學的聰明人掛在嘴上的聰明話
is exactly the kind of smart thing that a smart person who doesn't need to go to college says.
所以 我們繼續看重播
So, let's go back to the tape.
好 伙伴們 看見嗎
Now, guys, as you can see,
我們一出場就非常非常有氣勢 對吧
we started off real, real, real, real strong, right?
總之 有凝聚力 有激情 非常棒
Right up top, all that cohesiveness, energy, terrific!
抱歉教練 我得去飛飛
Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL.
不行 我還沒完呢
No, no, no, I'm not done with the presentation.
我知道 我喜歡你的每日回顧
I know. And I love these daily recaps.
可是晚餐前我得飛飛 松松筋骨
I just gotta spread my wings a bit before dinner. - It helps keep me loose!
好好 不回顧了
- Okay, fine, fine. No recap.
等會我們一起去 好不好
We'll go have a group hang in the air. That sounds great.
我得去測一下這種黏液的毒性
I gotta test this slime for toxicity
我有刺痛感了
'cause I'm starting to... tingle.
費城人隊的比賽剛開始
Oh. The, uh, Phillies game just came on
所以我該去看棒球比賽
so I'm gonna go ahead and, uh, watch baseball.
我得把唐尼送回去了
It's right that I give Tawny back.
拜託 怎麼回事
Oh, come on! What is happening?
怎麼都這樣 我們要同進同退
What is happening right now? All or none, guys!
-別說你得工作… -我確實得工作
If you say you have to work... I have to work.
工作 你為什麼要工作
Why do you even have a job?
神力女超人就沒工作
Wonder Woman doesn't have a job!
夠了
- Stop.
真的 你覺得她扎個馬尾
- No, seriously. Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses
戴個眼鏡就沒人認識她
and, like, nobody recognizes her
-然後就能當個會計 -別說了
and she's, like, an accountant or something? Just stop.
是你把他們抓得太緊了
You are holding on too tight.
弗萊迪只是想單獨飛行十分鐘
Just 'cause Freddy wants to fly solo for ten minutes
他不會像你媽媽一樣拋棄你
doesn't mean he's gonna leave you like your mom.
而我 只是想上大學 不是要拋棄家人
Or me wanting to go to college means I'm abandoning the family.
又來了 又是大學的話題
Oh. Okay, cool, it's about college again.
我真是服了你
I totally get it.
你真的沒想過自己嗎
Yeah. Do you really not see yourself?
再過五個月你就18了
You turn 18 in five months.
他們不會趕我走 你也沒被趕走
They're not gonna kick me out. They didn't kick you out.
維克多和羅莎都是好人
Victor and Rosa are saints, yes,
但你即將超過寄養年齡 就像我一樣
but you're about to age out of the foster system just like I did.
是是 我知道 我了解這個體系
Yeah, I get it. I know how it works, okay?
真的
Do you?
維克多和羅莎快交不起房租了
Victor and Rosa can barely pay rent.
州政府不再寄給我負擔食宿的支票了
And the state no longer sends checks to feed or house me
很快你也收不到了
and soon there will be no checks for you.
我不管神力女超人是否工作
I don't care if Wonder Woman has a job.
我想出份力 跟所有人一樣
I want to contribute. At some point,
我們必須找份工作
Billy, like everyone on Earth, we have to get a job or...
或是離開家
leave home.
沒有永恆不變
Nothing lasts forever.
可是 這地方就叫永恆之岩
I mean, it's literally called the Rock of Eternity.
有些東西是可以永恆不變的
So, clearly, some things do last forever.
讓我安靜地等死吧
Leave me to die.
我們帶來了一件禮物
Oh, but we come bearing gifts.
是魔法 這不可能
Magic. Impossible.
這個世界不能使用魔法
This realm was sealed off from magic.
是的 是你把魔法奪走了 包括我父親的
Yes. After you ripped it from our father's very core.
還有這個世界眾神的
From every god in this realm.
還有我的
From me.
你不記得奪走了哪些嗎
Do you not remember what you took?
忘了我的特殊能力是什麼嗎
What my particular power was?
-我擁有大自然的力量 -不
The power of elements. No.
我設置了一道屏障
I cast a barrier to prevent your kind
阻止你們這些神進入人界
from entering the human realm.
屏障消失的唯一原因 只可能是
The only way that barrier could be removed is if...
這個東西斷了
Someone broke this?
怎麼可能 繼承者在哪裡
How did... Where is the Champion?
這是你親手為我們的父親煉造的神杖
It was your hands that forged this staff for our father
只有你的力量能修復它
and yours that will mend it.
我說過 寧死也不會幫助你們
I told you I would die before I help you.
現在 說出那個詞
Now, say the word.
休想
Never. Never!
不要把話說絕了
Never say never.
說出那個詞
Say the word.
沙贊
Shazam!
我們可以好好玩了
Now we get to have our fun.
小孩子才貪玩 親愛的 而我們是在打仗
Fun is for children, dear. We are at war.
-天啊 對不起 -對不起
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my goodness. - I am so sorry! - I'm so sorry!
不 別道歉 是我不好
No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry!
是我不好 你沒事吧
No, it's totally my fault. Are you okay?
-我沒事 -那就好
- I'm okay, yeah. - Okay, yeah. - I'm always okay.
對了 你知道這地方在哪裡嗎
- Good. Uh, actually, do you... do you know where this is?
桑德斯小姐 是的 我當然知道
Miss Saunders! Yeah, absolutely
我剛才破音了 所以怪怪的
is what I meant to say. Voice crack. It's weird.
不用擔心
Oh, no, no worries. If it makes you feel any better
你感覺好就行 你現在臉紅得厲害
it's nothing compared to the amount that you're blushing right now.
我一自信就臉紅
Oh, I blush when I'm confident.
她在這裡呢
There she is.
-新來的 第一堂課 -對
- Hey. - New girl. First period. - Yeah.
我叫布雷特 這是伯克
- I'm Brett. This is Burke.
不管你需要什麼 就來找我們
Listen, if you need anything at all, we're your guys.
我們全有
We got it.
布萊耶兄弟 真的什麼都有
Brett and Burke Breyer. They got it all.
自戀型人格障礙 披衣菌
I mean, what is it, narcissistic personality disorder, chlamydia, they got it.
他們都有 而且多到數不清
Plenty of it to go around, too.
這位 霹靂喀嚓俠許願小子
This is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid.
自己覺得是個人物
Fanboy here thinks he's a big boy now.
不知道屬於哪裡
Yeah, he doesn't know where he belongs.
我知道 我不屬於那個垃圾桶
Sure I do. I don't belong in that trash can.
全是一股人渣味
'Cause that's... I'll smell like human garbage,
聞到嗎 你們獨有的味
do you realize that? And that's your brand, guys!
費里曼倒下了
Down goes Freeman.
嘿 看著
Hey, hey! Look!
-現在我是超級英雄了 -可以
- Now I'm a superhero. - Nice!
這東西怎麼在這裡
What is this thing doing here?
校工干的
Janitors.
-起來 你在做什麼 -起來
Get up, man. What are you doin'? Come on.
你自己會修好吧
You're gonna want to get this fixed, huh?
-是啊 因為它你才跌倒的 -對
Yeah, that's probably why you fell. Yeah.
再見 新來的
Bye, new girl.
-謝謝你 蓋可先生 -別客氣
Jeez, thanks Mr. Geckle. Don't sweat it.
以前那個垃圾桶就像我的第二個家
That trash can was like a second home to me when I went here.
明知道他們會打你 你還多管閒事
Hey. You knew those guys were gonna hit you, but you stepped in anyway.
那是我自娛自樂的方式
You know something? That's how I amuse myself.
我越搞笑
The funnier I am,
就被打得越慘
the more I get punched.
我輕鬆多了
Well, it made me laugh.
所以
So...
英雄
Hero.
英雄
Hero.
你能送我去上課嗎
You gonna walk me to class, or what?
為什麼送你去上課 為什麼 好的
Why would I... Walk you to class? No. Why would I wanna do that? Yes!
謝謝
Thanks.
那 從頭說吧
So, from the top.
霹靂喀嚓俠許願小子是怎麼回事
What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid?
這個 這是個內部梗 簡單來說
Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically,
不久前我碰巧和幾個超級英雄
a while ago I happened to have some lunch
在自助食堂吃了頓午餐
in the cafeteria with a few superheroes.
等等
Wait,
那個和超級英雄交朋友的孩子 就是你
the kid who's friends with superheroes. - That was you?
-是的 -那他們還整你
- Yeah. And they're still dicks to you?
可惜 你認識酷哥 不代表你就是酷哥
Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, doesn't really necessarily make you cool.
我覺得你挺酷的
You seem pretty cool to me.
弗萊迪
Freddy!
（烹飪藝術課）
是我的名字
Is my name.
抱歉 我喊得很突然 很大聲
Sorry, that was weird and loud.
我叫弗萊迪 這是用正常聲音說的
I'm Freddy, he said in a normal voice.
我叫安
I'm Anne.
安
Anne.
-厲害 -正中目標
- Nice! - Bullseye.
你應該把拐杖修好
Hey, you gotta fix that crutch, bro!
看什麼
What?
咒語
很好 小傢伙
Good, little one.
做得好
Well done.
去找到那個應該承擔責任的
Now go find me the one responsible for this.
你這麼想我很榮幸
I'm flattered that you feel this way.
真的 我的意思是說看看這一切
Truly, I mean, you know, like, look at all this, you know...
浪漫的環境
Romantic setting
昂貴的香檳 大盤子小點心
and fancy champagne, big plates, tiny food.
可以說誠意十足
I mean, you went all out.
我很喜歡 真的 只是
I love that, I, I, I, I do.
我不確定是否做好了接受的準備
I'm just not sure that I'm really ready to commit right now, you know.
喂 等等 不是你不好
Wait, wait, wait. No, this isn't about you.
我保證 不是你不好 好嗎 其實
I promise this is not about you. Okay? Look...
我知道全世界都希望我們倆在一起
I know the whole world wants to see this happen. You and me.
組個活力雙雄 風情俠侶
The dynamic duo. The hottie goddies.
神讚雙俠
She-zam.
或許我只是沒有信心 害怕他們失望
I guess I'm just afraid that I'm... gonna let 'em all down.
還有
You know?
害怕讓你失望
That I'm gonna let you down.
管這麼多呢 我們試試
You know what? Screw it. Let's try.
瘋狂地試一次 也許我們
Let's try this crazy thing. Maybe we'll, uh...
一吻就定情了
seal it with a kiss?
比利巴特森 你這個繼承者是個大傻瓜
Billy Batson! You are a fool of a champion.
我的天 怎麼回事
What the hell... What the hell is going on?
她的漂亮臉蛋呢 你不是已經死了嗎
What happened to her beautiful face? Also, aren't you, like, dead-ass dead?
我來傳達遙遠世界的警告
I bring a warning from beyond your realm.
阿特拉斯的女兒們要來了
The daughters of Atlas are coming for you.
阿特拉斯的女兒們
Daughters of Atlas?
她們要毀掉你們的世界
They're coming to unmake your world
讓你們永生永世 遭受無窮無盡的折磨
and torture mankind for all eternity in the Pit of Endless Agony.
也許我應該把這些寫下來
Okay, I feel like maybe I should be writing all this down.
-安靜 -好的
- Quiet! - Okay, okay.
都是你做的好事
You don't know what you've done.
我真後悔當初選擇了你
I regret ever choosing you.
因為你 隔離兩個世界的屏障被打破了
Because of you, the barrier between the world has been brought down.
現在她們要來對付你 對付你的家人了
They will be hunting for you now. Hunting your family.
她們來了
Oh, they're coming.
聽我說 比利
Listen to me, Billy.
你們的世界危在旦夕
The fate of your world depends on it.
有一件事你絕對不能讓阿特拉斯的女兒們得逞
One thing you absolutely must not allow the daughters of Atlas
那就是
to do is...
嘿 弗萊迪
Hey, Freddy?
不要 沒意思 做過了
Nope, over it. Done it.
支票欺詐 胡扯什麼
Check fraud? What, are you kidding me?
裝甲車劫案 手到擒來呀
Armored car heist? I think I got that in the bag.
（蓄意破壞 野獸男孩）
沙贊
Shazam!
祝你好胃口
Bon appetit.
-嗨 -嗨 你好 你來了
Hi. - Oh, hi! Yes, I mean, hi.
嗨 你想帶我去那天坐的座位嗎
- Hi. Um, you wanna show me where you were sitting when it happened?
-當然 當然可以 來 跟我來 -好的
Oh, yeah, of course. Totally. - Yeah. Follow me. - Okay, yeah.
就是 就是最後面那張桌子
So, basically, it's a table down at the end.
當時 當時我就坐在這裡
So I was sitting, yeah... Basically, I was sitting right here,
他坐在你那裡
and he was sitting right there.
-這裡 -是的
- Here? - Right there, yeah.
抱歉 是我的霸道哥哥
Oh, sorry. Overbearing brother.
我姐姐也是一樣
Oh, I have one of those. Uh, a sister.
總是問我在哪裡
Always has to know where I am.
是嗎 我太理解了
Right. I feel that, clearly.
還總覺得她更懂
Always thinks she knows better, too.
-即便事實證明並非如此 -沒錯
Even when it's been factually proven otherwise? Exactly.
不是我不愛她
And it's not that I don't love her.
只要不是 咄咄逼人
No, of course. It'd just be nice not to have someone...
事事都要盯著你
Constantly breathing down your neck.
只要你一睜眼
- From the moment you wake up!
我不是小孩子了
- 'Cause I'm not a kid anymore.
就是 就比他小一個月 正好一個月
No! I'm a month younger, one month exactly.
做什麼都要在一起嗎
And do we have to do every single thing together?
-不是 -不是
No!
哦 比利 是你 這麼巧
Oh! Billy! What... What a coinkidink!
我正跟我的朋友 安 說你有多好
I was just telling my friend Anne what a great guy you are.
我們得談談
- We need to talk.
談談談 他就喜歡談 然後說個不停
We need to talk. This guy loves to talk. - He's a great talker.
弗萊迪
- Freddy.
我先去 馬上回來 好的
I have to talk to him. I'll be right back. -Okay.
你不是說巫師解體了嗎
Wait, didn't you tell us the wizard disintegrated?
皮膚剝落了 變成了一堆粉末 就這樣
The skin peeled off his face. He turned into a literal pile of ash. - Yeah, seems definitive.
應該死透了
- I dunno.
是啊 可是 在我的夢裡
Yeah. Except now he's in my dreams
他向我傳遞訊息
and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message.
這是星體投影能力
Could be astral projection powers.
那是什麼
- What's that?
像歐比旺克諾比死後連線你
- Obi-Wan Kenobi-ing you from the great beyond?
好吧 放學後召開緊急會議 你也去
- That's it, I'm calling an emergency meeting after school. - I want you there.
我能去哪裡
- Where else am I gonna go?
-什麼 -老弟
- What? - Dude.
（全能大隊長炸毀裝甲卡車）
好吧 首先 那不是我炸毀的
Okay, first of all, I didn't explode it!
我到的時候已經炸了 那是什麼 《論壇報》
All right? It was already like that and, and, and... What is that, the Tribune?
-那是假新聞 -弗萊迪 我們只有一個規矩
It's fake news! Freddy, we only have one rule.
-同進同退 -同進同退
All or none.
這個規矩很爛
And it's a stupid rule,
還有 有個女生願意跟我聊天 比利
by the way. I have a girl talking to me, Billy.
女生啊 平生第一次
A girl. For the first time in my life!
我跟她也許沒有結果
And I probably don't have a shot in hell with this girl,
可是 如果你繼續控制我
but I'll never find out
我永遠不知道有沒有戲唱
if you keep trying to control everything I wanna do!
-記得來開會 弗萊迪 -好的
Just be at the Rock, Freddy. Okay.
對了 她有個姐姐 也是個控制狂
By the way, uh, she has a sister. Total control freak.
你們一定合得來 沒準還會愛上她
I think you guys would get along. Think you'd love her, actually.
真的 家人們 我知道這很瘋狂
Look, look, look. Fam, I know it sounds crazy.
而且顯然
And, and obviously
我不知道那些話到底意味著什麼
I don't know exactly what this all means
但是他非常兇 聲音很大
but, but he was super aggro and super loud
我認為他想警告我們
and he was trying to warn us, I think.
亂七八糟說了一大堆巫師 神杖什麼的
He was yelling about all this wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff.
你有必要這麼大嗓門嗎
Do you have to talk so loud?
是的 瑪麗 跟他比差遠了
Yeah, Mary, 'cause this is not that loud.
我認為這個音量在室內是可以接受的
I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.
-怎麼了 你還好嗎 -好
What is the deal? Are you okay? - Yeah.
你為什麼戴著墨鏡
- Why do you have sunglasses on?
早上去看眼科醫生了
Did you go to the eye doctor this morning?
不知道 看起來確實去看眼科醫生了
I dunno, it looks to me like Mary did go to the eye doctor,
不過她昨晚確實玩得很盡興
but it was last night, and she had a lot of fun.
平心而論 我確實很開心
In point of fact, I did have a great time.
我遇到了我的同齡人 我覺得很投緣
I met other people my age and I enjoyed myself.
你在眼科醫生那裡交到了朋友
You made friends at the eye doctor?
不 她…
No, she...
對 言歸正傳 聽著 他一直吼我
Yeah, can we get back on track? Listen, he's yelling at me
說 阿特拉斯的女兒們要來對付我們
and he's saying the daughters of Atlas are coming to hunt us.
聽我給你們念
So, check out what I found.
阿特拉斯的女兒們是泰坦阿特拉斯的後代
"The daughters of Atlas are the offspring of the Titan Atlas..."
都是廢話
which is obvious,
她們的母親 倪克斯 則是黑夜與死亡之神
but also Nyx, the Goddess of Night and Death.
晚上也有好事發生啊
Well, good things can happen at night.
與死亡
And death.
給我看看手機
Let me see this.
“女兒們守護著神話中的生命之樹
"The daughters guard the mythic Tree of Life
樹上結出的金蘋果
which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life
含有能孕育他們神界的生命之籽
which gave birth to their realm
守護它的是一條龍”
protected by a... dragon."
打住
- Hey, now.
我突然精神了
And I am suddenly here for this.
是這樣吧
I know, right?
-本來挺可怕的一件事 沒想到還有龍 -還有龍
'Cause, like, on one hand, totally terrifying. - On the other hand, dragon! - Dragon!
瑪麗 我們怎麼辦
Mary. What are we doin'?
我不知道 老弟 這是你的會議
I don't know, man. This is your meeting.
對 沒錯 但我們得達成共識
Right, yes, fine, but we all need to be on the same page
而且說實話 我一直覺得你們比我更聰明
and, and, and look, I often think that you think better than me.
巫師沒有給我一個詳細的教學 對嗎
The wizard did not exactly give me a tutorial here, guys, okay?
這裡的很多東西我也不懂
Like, I don't know how a lot of this stuff works.
包括那些密室門
That, that room of doors,
一直燃燒的小提琴
or that violin that is, like, constantly burning which is super weird
好奇怪 能讓基地保持溫度 對嗎
but also definitely keeps the lair cozy, right?
他甚至沒告訴我應該叫什麼名字
He didn't even tell me my superhero name.
我不是沒有努力
And it's not like I'm not tryin'.
我真的需要大家幫助
But I really, really need your help.
我認識個人 也許能幫上忙
Uh, I might know somebody that can help.
閉嘴 這東西能亮嗎
Shut up. That lights up?
我的天啊
Shut up.
我忙著繪製整個基地的地形 你卻瞞著我們
So, I'm mapping out the entire lair and you withhold this?
我們都被蒙在鼓裡了 你可真行
And you have really been holding out on us. Jeez Louise, dude.
哇
- Whoa!
-哇什麼 怎麼了 -快看
- "Whoa" what? - "Whoa" what? - Look!
嘿 史蒂夫
Hey, Steve.
什麼 你管它叫史蒂夫
What? You call the pen "Steve"?
對 跟它很配
Yeah, I thought he looked like a "Steve."
確實挺斯文的
He totally looks like a "Steve."
（《罪與罰》讀書報告 作者 佩德羅佩尼亞）
《罪與罰》的讀書報告
"'Crime and Punishment, ' a book report
-作者佩德羅佩尼亞 -是
by Pedro Pena?" -Yeah.
佩德羅
Pedro.
老弟 這是作弊
- Dude, that's cheating.
它什麼都知道
- I mean, he knows everything.
不信你問它
- Seriously. Ask him.
問什麼都行
You can just ask him stuff?
什麼都行
- Pretty much.
這麼拽 厲害呀
- Slick. Okay, cool.
史蒂夫 我們想找一些有關
Steve, we're looking for information
阿特拉斯女兒們的資料
about the daughters of Atlas.
你能幫個忙嗎
Can you please help us with that?
（《希臘叛亂》第三卷）
（《巫師理事會》）
（《凡人的審判》）
（《神譜》第七卷）
（《神界的植物和動物》）
這些都是書名
- These are book titles.
好吧 我們去找找這些書
- Okay. Let's just all pick a book, or something.
弗萊迪呢
Where's Freddy?
晦澀的神秘學 絕對是他擅長的
I mean, obscure mythology? Definitely his thing.
我已經不確定
I'm not even sure
弗萊迪還知不知道他擅長什麼了
Freddy knows what his thing is anymore.
（《神界的植物和動物》）
我從來沒上來過
You know I've actually never, never been up here.
別撒謊
Don't lie.
這是你跟超級英雄聚會的地方 對吧
This is where you hang out with your superhero friends, isn't it?
不是 他們來這裡幹什麼 沒事做了
No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here?
他們來過 是的 是那樣
I mean they have, yes, they've driven by...
你真的認識他們嗎
Do you actually know those guys?
還是杜撰出來的加拿大女友
Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation?
你說柯萊特嗎 我和她還沒確定關係呢
Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I aren't really exclusive, as of now.
你想見一個嗎
Do you wanna meet one of them?
怎麼個見法
Meet, like how?
面對面 就現在
Like, face-to-face, right now.
我就當你同意了
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
今天是你的幸運日 我打給最性感的那個
And today is your lucky day, because I'm gonna call the hot one.
她
Her?
-不 性感的男人 -他
- No, the male hot one. - Him?
-不是嗎 -這是很主觀的 對吧
What? Him? Look, I mean, it's all subjective, right?
但是全能大隊長更受網民關注
But, um... Captain Everypower usually tops most online polls
所以沒事的
so... It's no big deal.
這是玩笑嗎 弗萊迪
Is this a joke, Freddy?
因為我並不是要你證明什麼 真的
'Cause I didn't mean to make you actually prove it, really.
不 這不是玩笑
No, it's not a joke.
我這就給他打電話 現在就打 別走
And I'm gonna call him right now. I'm gonna call him right now.
你待在這裡
So, don't move. So, stay right there.
嘿 全能大隊長 你好
Hey, Captain Everypower. What's goin' on?
我是弗萊迪 對
It's your boy Freddy. Yeah.
上次我救過你的命
Remember that time I saved your life?
不 是另一次 對 還我個人情
No, no, no, the other time. Yeah. Well, I'm calling in that favor.
你就是安吧
You must be Anne.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
弗萊迪說你們是朋友
Friend of Freddy's, I hear.
是的 我們是朋友 你怎麼…
I am, actually. Yeah. How are you...
我是因為擁有超能力
You know, I may be the one with the superpowers,
但是那個孩子 他是真正的英雄
but that kid, he's the real hero.
是的 說實話 我從沒見過他那樣的人
Yeah. I mean, honestly, I've never met anyone like him.
他很真誠 很溫暖 很有趣
He's... genuine and warm and funny.
-你誇了好多優點 -是的
- That's a lot of nice things. - Yeah.
-你們怎麼認識的 -在漫展上
How did you two meet? Comic Con.
什麼是漫展
- What's Comic Con? - What?
這本書上說 眾神只把人類當成奴僕
According to this, gods considered humans servants,
供他們玩弄的玩具 該受罰的孩子
toys to be played with, children to be punished.
謝謝 史蒂夫
Thanks, Steve.
直到叛亂發生 人類開始反抗眾神
Until the rebellion when the humans turned on the gods.
我正好讀到這裡
I'm reading about that right now.
所以很顯然
So, apparently,
這一切圍繞一種強大的武器展開
all of this revolves around a powerful weapon.
阿特拉斯
So Atlas, uh,
也就是阿特拉斯女兒們的父親 很明顯
the father of the daughters of Atlas, obviously, yeah,
他用生命之樹製作了一根神杖
he crafted a quarterstaff from the Tree of Life
並用那根神杖將力量賦予某些神
and he used that staff to give powers to certain deities
但是 也能用來奪走其他神的力量
but also to take powers away from others.
所以這根神杖裡
So, the staff's where
保存了阿特拉斯所有的超能力
Atlas stored all supernatural power.
對 說得沒錯 就像一塊
Yes, exactly. It's like a,
儲存魔法的電池
a battery for magic.
但是後來發生了變故
But when things got bad,
人類巫師理事會的成員聯合起來
a council of human wizards got together
從阿特拉斯那裡偷走了神杖
and they stole the staff from Atlas.
並用它奪走了他的力量
And they used that to take his powers away.
有了他的魔法 他們又向其他神下手
And once they had his magic they went after other gods...
是那個巫師 我認識他 我認識這個巫師
Guys, that's the wizard! I know this guy, this is the wizard that I know!
這寫的是什麼
What do these say?
“所羅門的智慧 海格力斯的力量
"The Wisdom of Solomon,
阿特拉斯的毅力 宙斯的威力
Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas,
阿基里斯的勇氣 墨丘利的神速”
Power of Zeus, Courage of Achilles,
他們竊取了這些力量
Speed of Mercury." These are the powers they stole.
不
No.
（所羅門的智慧 海格力斯的力量 阿特拉斯的毅力 宙斯的威力 阿基里斯的勇氣 墨丘利的神速）
原來沙贊是這個意思
Whoa, guys, look! This is what the name means.
這可比我想的酷多了
Which is way cooler than what I thought it was,
以前我還覺得有點掉價呢
which is just a bunch of hot garbage, so.
恕我直言
If I may point out
其中一個超能力可能下落不明
one of the powers that may be possibly MIA.
（所羅門的智慧 海格力斯的力量）
抱歉 你真是毫不委婉
I'm sorry, are you very unsubtly implying
非常直接地暗示我缺乏所羅曼的
that I somehow lack the wisdom of
-智慧嗎 -對
- Solo Man? - Yeah.
也有可能是大器晚成
Well, maybe it comes later.
-但你通常都會問瑪麗該怎麼辦 就是說說 -對
I mean you do usually ask Mary what to do. - I'm just saying. - Yeah.
這話太傷人了 希望你們能明白
This is very, very hurtful. I just want you all to know that.
正確發音是所羅門
And it's pronounced "Solomon."
沒錯
Oh.
還有什麼發現 家人們
What else have we learned, fam?
就在那個神杖汲取了眾神之力以後
Well, once the staff contained the powers of the gods,
人類巫師們接下來
the wizards apparently
又用某種魔法結界把整個神界包圍起來
encased the God Realm in some magical sphere
將其永遠封印 與魔法隔絕
sealing it away forever. Cut off from magic.
原來是這麼回事
Oh, so that's what that was about.
可是他們現在好像沒那麼與世隔絕了
Yeah, I don't think that they are so cut off anymore.
今天早上
A bizarre
希臘雅典上演了離奇又可怕的一幕
and gruesome scene unfolded in Athens, Greece this morning.
兩個穿著類似古希臘鎧甲的女人
Two women dressed in what appears to be ancient Greek...
那是巫師的神杖 怎麼在那裡
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's the wizard's staff. How did they get that?
那些雕像都是活人變的
So, all those statues used to be people.
我好奇的是 那個神杖
I'm wondering, how did the staff end up
為什麼在歐洲而且是希臘
in Europe, where Greece is at?
天啊 先生 抱歉拿了您的手杖
Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane.
想要回去嗎
You want it back?
我確實把它弄斷以後扔掉了
I mean, I did break it in half and then throw it away.
說不定那就是這一切的緣由 對吧
So, that's probably where the journey started. - You know?
什麼
- What?
什麼什麼 什麼
What do you mean, "What?" What?
-你把它扔那裡了 -我們都在場
- You just left it there? - We were all there.
伙伴們 我拿到神杖 給了你們超能力
Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers.
你們不用感謝
You're welcome, by the way.
後來我也只能把它斷成兩截
And then I had to break it in half so Sivana didn't do
免得希瓦納再做壞事 對嗎
super bad-guy stuff with it, okay?
你弄斷了神杖
You broke the staff,
也就打破了兩個世界之間的屏障
meaning you broke the barrier between worlds.
我們現在剛剛知道
Which we now know.
而且我們還知道她們長什麼樣
We also now know what they look like,
-等她們找來時 我們就知道是她們… -三個
so when they come to hunt us, we'll see those two coming a... - Three. What?
阿特拉斯有三個女兒
Atlas had three daughters.
卡呂普索
Kalypso,
赫斯佩拉
Hespera,
安西婭
Anthea.
安西婭
Anne... thea.
聽著 我不僅僅是超級英雄
You know, I'm not just a superhero.
也是最佳聽眾
I'm a super listener.
而且我能感覺到
And... I sense...
也許你對弗萊迪有好感
that you may have feelings for Freddy.
他什麼時候回來
Just wanna know when he's coming back.
我不想讓他受傷
Don't want him to get hurt.
好了 安
Oh, well, Anne...
我們選擇不了自己會為誰心動
I mean, we can't choose the people we fall for.
什麼
What?
我說的不是那種事
I'm not talking about that.
如果他現在出現 處境會很危險
If he shows up now, he's in serious danger.
瞧瞧我是誰 誰能危及我們
Whoa! Look who you're with. What could possibly be dangerous?
我們
Us.
好吧 我算看明白了
Okay. I see how it is.
比劃比劃吧
Let's dance.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
弗萊迪
Freddy?
弗萊迪 我不知道是你
Oh, Freddy, I, I didn't know.
我從沒想過傷害你
I never meant for you to get hurt.
要受傷的人不是我
Oh, I'm not the one who's gonna get hurt.
沙贊
Shazam!
沙贊 沙贊
Shazam! Shazam.
-這是怎麼回事 -老師
- What's going on up here? - Mis...
弗萊迪 你沒事吧
Freddy, are you all right?
你快進去 進去 蓋可老師 我沒事
Get back inside. Just get back inside, Mr. Geckle. I'm okay.
你快進去
Go back inside.
你們是誰 學生家長嗎
Who are you? Do you have kids here?
幹什麼 別動他
What are you doing? Don't hurt him.
我不會碰他的
I won't touch him.
我向你保證
You have my word.
咒語
蓋可老師 她說什麼 你怎麼了
Mr. G. Wha... What did she say? What are you doing?
你幹什麼
What are you doing?
幹什麼 不不不 快停下 快停下 別走了
What are you... no, no, no! Stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait!
不不 小心 別過去 不要 不不不 不
Hey, no, no, no! Wait, no, no,
不
no!
我忘了他們有多容易爆裂
I forgot how easily they burst.
你為什麼要那樣做
Why would you do that?
就像葡萄一樣
Like grapes.
怎麼回事
What the... Huh?
好了 孩子 告訴我們其他人在哪裡
Now, child, tell us where to find the others.
不必了
No need.
剪掉他的翅膀 安西婭
Clip his wings, Anthea.
等等
Wait.
還有幾個
There are more.
來得剛好 把他們幹掉
- Perfect. We take them all.
不 那不是來的目的
- No. That's not why we're here.
先找生命之籽 放棄吧 姐姐
We're here for the seed of life. Yield, sister.
我們必須按計劃行事
We stick to the plan we have.
父親永遠不會放棄
Father would never yield.
可是父親已經死了
And Father is dead.
你得擺正自己的位置 妹妹
Now, you know your place, sister.
不然我就教教你
Or I will show it to you.
按我們的方式來 不是他們的
We do this our way, not theirs.
別輕舉妄動
Make one move...
否則我擰斷這孩子的脖子
and I will snap this child's neck.
哦 弗萊迪
Oh, Freddy.
比利 不
Billy, no!
咒語
比利 別過來
Billy, stay back!
她們要用神杖奪走我們的力量
They're using the staff to take our powers.
這是什麼
What? What?
不 對不起
Sorry!
對不起 你 你快逃吧
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, just, just save yourself.
不 不行 同進同退 我們要團結
No, no, all or none. We stick together.
你會如願的 因為你哪裡都去不了
And that you will because you cannot leave.
你們也嚐嚐被困在衰亡世界裡是什麼滋味
Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world.
不 不 不
No! No!
弗萊迪
Freddy!
從市區北部的市行大道
From City Line Avenue in the north
到斯庫爾基爾河的西岸 至卡波斯河
to the western shore of the Schuylkill River to Cobbs Creek.
莫名其妙地出現了一個穹頂狀的不明屏障
The unidentified barrier appears to be in the shape of a dome
切斷了所有人進出城市的通道
with no one allowed into the city or out
同時 有觀點認為 這起奇異的魔法事件
with some suggesting this strange magical element
有可能直接或者間接地
may be the doing, or undoing,
出自費城的廢柴們的手筆
of the Philadelphia Fiascoes.
-我的天 -噓
- Holy sh... - Shh!
我這裡剛要睡著
I'm trying to sleep.
這是逃離折磨的唯一途徑
It is the only escape from the tortures here.
好吧 真慘
Okay. Bleak.
不對 等等
Wait a second.
海格的鬍子 蝙蝠俠的聲音
Hagrid beard, Batman voice.
你是巫師 那個巫師 天啊
You're the wizard. You're the wizard! Oh, my...
你又活了 比利跟我說過你
You're back! Billy told me all about you.
比利 你認識比利巴特森
Billy? You know Billy Batson?
比利巴特森是我最好的朋友
Billy Batson. Yeah, he's my best friend.
我是弗萊迪費里曼 全能大隊長
I'm... I'm Freddy Freeman, Captain Everypower.
我是說曾經是 這事很複雜 她很複雜
Well, used to be. It's complicated now. She... It's complicated.
比利那個蠢貨把沙贊的力量傳給了你
That halfwit Billy gave you the powers of Shazam?
對 他還說你變成了灰燼 可 可是你沒有
Yeah, he did. And he said that you turned into ash, but, but didn't?
我把力量給了他 就不能留在我的法界了
Once I gave him the power, I could no longer remain in my realm.
被困在這間牢房裡
But death would have been a luxury
面對一敗塗地的結局
compared to being trapped in this cell
面對你 死亡變成了一種奢求
with the knowledge of my failure, and with you.
主要是因為你
Mostly with you.
比比利說話更愛挖苦人 可是沒關係
A little more sarcastic than Billy said, but, hey, all good.
我們離開這裡吧
- Let's just get out of here.
我們離開這裡吧 你想得美
- "Let's just get out of here." Yeah, sure.
我不那樣說話 無所謂
I sound nothing like that, but okay.
情況是這樣
Here's what we've got, um...
一個陰陽怪氣的壞脾氣巫師
A cranky wizard with a cynical streak
還有一個在魔法方面無所不知的早熟少年
and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.
那三姐妹絕對不可能困得住我們
There is no way these sisters are keeping us in here.
這些欄杆可能被施了魔法 你會什麼咒語
These prison bars, they're probably enchanted! - What spells do you know?
-求你把嘴閉上 -奧術專注你會嗎
- Please, stop talking. How about an arcane focus?
我連那是什麼都不知道
I don't even know what that is.
行 那就做藥水
Fine, then let's make a potion.
比如能獲得巨人之力的藥水或是縮小藥水
Like a potion of, um, giant strength or diminution.
哦 氣化形體 對
Oh! Gaseous form!
也許我們能像屁一樣飄走
Yeah! Maybe we could float out of here like a fart.
我竟然把力量給了一群肆意揮霍的小屁孩
I gave my powers to children who squandered it.
我們倆會死在這裡 弗里比
We will die here, Freeby.
提醒一下 是弗萊迪 弗里比 你怎麼…
It's Freddy, by the way. "Freeby"? Where do you even...
你越早接受事實
The sooner you accept it,
就越能輕鬆面對
the easier it will be.
這是牙嗎 這裡有一顆牙
Is this a tooth? There's a tooth in here!
（自然之力 混沌之力）
“她們擁有自然之力 混沌之力
"Power of elements. Power of chaos.
而且還擁有軸心之力”
Power of axis."
這些全都是上古神力
These are primordial forces.
不知道我們該怎麼才能與之對抗
I don't know how we fight powers like this.
我告訴你怎麼對抗 誰的智慧來著
I tell you how we fight it. With the wisdom of...
-所羅門 -就是他
- Solomon. - Exactly.
不如我們來安排一場會面
We, we set up a meeting.
對 沒錯 告訴她們我們要談判
Yeah, we tell 'em we want to negotiate.
提出用我們的力量換弗萊迪
Offer up our powers for Freddy.
然後趁機抓住她們其中的一個
But then we grab one of them
那才是真正的籌碼
and that's what we really use to trade!
如果她們竊取我們的力量呢
But what if they steal our powers?
不 不會的
No, they won't,
我們已經了解她們的路數了 懂嗎
'cause we know how they work now. You know what I mean?
如果她們把神杖對準我們 那就快躲
If they just point that staff at us, we dodge.
躲避球
Like dodgeball.
伙伴 我躲避球玩得很爛
Dude, I suck at dodgeball.
也許佩德羅不擅長躲避球
Well, maybe Pedro sucks at dodgeball,
超級佩德羅可不一定
but not Super Pedro.
不 超級佩德羅 躲避球也一樣爛
No, Super Pedro also sucks at dodgeball.
好吧 聽著 我們有五個人 她們只有三個
Fine. Listen, all I know is that there's five of us and three of them.
所以我認為 我們應該發出邀請
So I think we should send them a little invitation.
好的 據史蒂夫說
Okay.
這一摞紙都是有神奇魔力的羊皮紙
So, Steve says that this paper is a stack of magical parchment.
只要在魔法紙上寫下留言
You write a message on the magical paper
然後對它說出你想與之交談的神的名字
and say the name of the god that you would like to talk to
那麼這張紙會摺疊成…
and then the paper folds into a...
我的天啊 沒錯
Oh, my God, yes!
一隻小小紙鳥 而且會飛向那個神
A paper bird. And it flies to the god.
還挺可愛的
Well, that's kinda cute.
嘿 那半神可以嗎
Hey, what about demigods?
比如 比方說 神力女超人
Uh, you know, like, Wonder Woman?
你覺得她現在能收到飛鳥傳信嗎
Do you think she's accepting bird letters right now?
這支筆聳肩了
Did the pen just shrug?
嘿 史蒂夫 我只能寫給…
Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to...
（是的）
好的 我明白了 揉成團 好了
I do. Okay, cool, wad that up. All right.
寫信
Letter...
寫信 寫一封信
Letter, writing a letter.
不是 不是 不是
No, no, no!
我隨口說說而已 不是信的內容
I was just talking out loud. That's not a part of the letter.
還是揉成團
Wad that up, too.
也許可以試一試說出你的心裡話
Maybe if you try speaking from the heart.
親愛的阿特拉斯之女
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
暴力不是解決問題的辦法
violence is not the answer."
孩子 如果說實話 我可以饒你一命
Child, I will spare your life if you're honest with me.
說實話
Honesty.
行 選這個話題 還真是夠諷刺的
Yeah, wow, very, um, ironic subject choice.
其他的繼承者
The other Champions...
他們也是像你一樣的孩子嗎
are they children like yourself?
具體什麼樣才算是個孩子
What even is a child?
我大概每星期都會刮鬍子
I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish.
是或不是
Yes or no?
不是 答案是否定的 因為沒有人
No. Your answer is no because nobody's stupid enough
會愚蠢到把上古神力給一群小屁孩兒
to grant primordial god-like powers to a bunch of kids.
告訴我們名字
- Give us their names.
繼承者的名字嗎
- The names of the Champions?
有布雷特布雷耶 還有伯克布雷耶
Um, well, there's Brett Breyer, and, uh, Burke Breyer.
你們這樣能記住嗎
Are you guys taking this stuff in?
寫下來 不用
Writing this down? No?
-他們開一輛皮卡 -他在說謊
They drive a Dodge Ram. He's lying.
那是你的超能力 不是我的
That's your superpower, not mine.
她說有個控制狂姐姐
And she thinks you're a total control freak.
就一個 可能是你
One of you. Probably you.
按住他
Hold him.
不要…
Don't...
怎麼回事 什麼東西 她要 她要幹什麼
What's happening? What is that? What's she doing?
小心混沌之力
Power of chaos.
那會侵入並且摧毀你的意識
It enters a man's mind and shatters it whole.
我的腦子亂七八糟的 行
Oh. My mind is already trash,
有本事你就試試
so I'd actually like to see you try.
因為沒有人有膽量去應付我腦子裡面的東西
Because nobody has the balls to handle what's inside my brain.
說出他們的名字
Say their names.
說出他們的名字
Say their names.
說出他們的名字
Say their names.
天命真女組合比你強多了
Destiny's Child did it better.
他比看起來要更強大
He is stronger than he looks.
說出他們的名字
- Say their names. - Stop!
比 比比比 比比比 比利
Billy...
巴巴 比 比利巴巴
Billy Bats...
巴特 比利巴
Billy B...
住手
Stop.
是繼承者們來的信
This is from the Champions.
“親愛的阿特拉斯之女
"Dear daughters of Atlas,
暴力不是解決問題的辦法
violence is not the answer.
哦 這個開場白真不錯 謝謝你 達拉
Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla.
-我們希望做一筆交易” -什麼
- We'd like to make a trade. - What?
“我們願意放棄超能力 以此換回弗萊迪
We'll give up our powers if you give us Freddy,
加上毫髮無傷
add 'unharmed.'
免得讓她們耍些小聰明 鑽了空子
Otherwise, they're gonna monkey's-paw you.
真聰明 尤金
Smart, Eugene.
史蒂夫 加上毫髮無傷
Steve, add 'unharmed'
然後寫上此致敬禮
then, like, 'yours, trul...'
不對 換成敬上 祝好
No, 'Sincerely, best'.
乾脆署名就寫繼承者們好了
Maybe just signed 'The Champions.'
還需要校對一遍嗎
Should we proofread it?
不用了
Naw,
史蒂夫不會犯錯的 它總是如實記錄
Steve doesn't make mistakes, just writes what you say.
好極了 我感覺寫得相當不錯
Great. I feel good about this.
我覺得也是
Me, too.
你們有誰還想來一瓶電解質水嗎
Anyone else want a Gatorade?
有紅瓶的嗎 ”
Do we have red?"
電解質水是什麼東西
What is this Gatorade?
是不是武器
- Is it a weapon?
姐姐
- Sister.
我們不需要再折磨他了吧 信你聽到了
We need not torture him any longer. You heard the letter.
-丟進深淵裡 -等等
- Throw them in the pit. - Wait.
他們是想做筆交易
They want to make a trade.
我們會赴約的 妹妹
And we will meet, sister.
但是人類並不值得信任
But humans are not to be trusted.
深淵只是名字可怕 其實很有趣 對吧
The pit is just a bad name for a fun place, right?
對嗎
Right?
你受傷了嗎
Are you hurt?
沒有 感覺像個廢物
No, just worthless.
-可是你得站起來 -為什麼
- Well, you must get up. - For what?
我假裝是超級英雄 只不過是…
All this pretending to be a superhero is just...
為了掩飾崩潰的內心
a way for me to pretend I'm not broken.
百感交集
Oh, feelings.
-有個東西在動 -對 我也看到了
- I see something moving. - Yeah, I see it, too.
見鬼
Oh, shit.
那是什麼
What is that?
拉冬
Ladon.
阿特拉斯花園的守護者
The guardian of the Garden of Atlas.
跑
- Run.
不行 我做不到
- I can't. I can't!
別叫 別叫 沒事 沒事了
You're okay! You're okay.
感覺可不像沒事
I don't feel okay at all.
那便是那條巨龍的力量
That's the power of the dragon.
它每個毛孔都散發著令人膽寒的東西
It emanates fear from every pore of its body.
拉冬的恐怖能麻痺任何凡人
Ladon's fear paralyzes any mortal,
這樣就沒人能靠近它守護的花園了
so that none can approach the garden it protects.
這個軸心之力 真酷 非常非常特別
Power of axis. Very cool, very, very rare.
安西婭
- Anthea!
我得走了
I must go.
通往你們世界的大門就在迷宮的中心
The door back to your world is at the center of the labyrinth.
右轉 左轉 左轉
Right, left, left
再沿右側牆壁走到中心
and then follow the right-hand wall to the center.
-你能用得上 -你怎麼找到的
- You'll need this. - How did you find this?
你曾在你的世界保護我不被欺負
You once protected me from the bullies in your world,
弗萊迪費里曼 在這裡換我保護你
Freddy Freeman. Now I've protected you in mine.
英雄
Hero.
有一說一 其實我並不需要你的保護
Well, to be fair, I didn't actually need your protection.
在你插手前
I was about to rearrange those boys'
我正要把他們的五臟六腑顛倒過來
internal organs when you stepped in.
但你並不知情 所以你確實非常勇敢
But you didn't know that, which does make you brave.
我勇敢是因為知道自己有超能力
I was just brave because I knew I had powers.
不 你最強大的力量其實是你自己
No, the most powerful thing about you is you.
你們倆真是太有愛了
How lovely for both of you.
女神 真的萬分感謝 可是我們必須得…
Goddess, we thank you much, but we must get...
你們走吧 姐姐們不需要你們了
You should go. My sisters don't need you anymore.
她們現在只想要種籽
All they require now is the seed.
-什麼 你說種籽 -沒錯
- The seed? - Yes.
種籽依然藏在她們神族無法觸及的地方
Which remains hidden in a place unreachable by any of their kind.
我們走 傑夫 快點
Come, come, Jeff. Faster.
你叫我傑夫 她剛剛說了我的全名
You call me Jeff? She just said my entire name!
（薩姆城堡牛肉三明治）
你好 嗨 神 不行
Hi, God... No?
喲 低壓老兄
Yo, Low Voltage.
你什麼時候能弄走這個破穹頂
When you fixing this dome shit, man?
不 別擔心 先生 我有辦法
Oh, no, no, no, don't worry, sir. I have a plan.
-真的 -嗯
- Really? - Uh-huh.
可是你看起來只有三明治
'Cause look like all you got is a sandwich.
這些三明治嗎 不 它們真的很重要
No, these sandwiches? No, these sandwiches are important.
-這些都是談事用的 -才怪
They're, they're for a meeting. Yeah, sure,
三明治上校
Colonel Cheesesteak.
上校
Colonel?
乖乖 得好好取個名
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
你走路沒聲音啊
Quiet one, she is.
這能讓我神不知鬼不覺地割開敵人的喉嚨
I find it the most effective way to slit an enemy's throat.
真 那是…
Is that...
你是認真的 好吧
Oh, you're totally serious. Okay.
你看 事情是這樣的
Right, so, look, here's the thing, um,
你很生氣 一群巫師偷走了你們的神力
you're upset. A bunch of wizards came and stole your powers,
這事糟糕透頂 我完全理解你
which totally sucks balls, I totally get it.
但是
But,
我覺得你們把這件事情上升到私人恩怨了
I kind of feel like you're taking this all, like, really personally and,
可是 我們根本不認識吧 女士
like, I don't even know you, lady, right?
如果小偷半夜衝進你家
If thieves stormed your home in the night
偷走了你所有的硬幣逃之夭夭
and stole all your coin and then fled,
你理所應當會追上去 不是嗎
you would naturally give chase, would you not?
假設在追捕的過程中
And say, in this pursuit the thieves
小偷把錢掉到了地上
dropped the money on the ground
結果你的鄰居撿到 並且據為己有
and your neighbor picked it up and kept it.
下面 想像一下你丟的不是錢
Now, imagine it is not money,
而是你父親的命脈根基
but the lifeblood of your father.
你母親的最後一口呼吸
The last breath of your mother.
每一位神身上的力量
The power of all the gods,
以及神界上上下下的魔法都被人偷走了
the magic of the entire realm that was stolen.
可現在 這股魔法在你的身上流淌
And now this magic courses through you,
你這個人竟然恬不知恥地認為
and you have the gall
那是你應得的東西
to believe that you deserve it?
這件事絕對是私人恩怨
This is very personal,
比利
Billy.
你真的很有震懾力
You are very menacing.
希望你知道這一點
I just want you to know that. Like, I really...
你的氣場實在太強大了
I see the presence that you have,
可能很大程度上就是因為這個
and that goes a long way.
但是今天我到這裡來主要是想談談妥協
But today, I really wanted to talk about compromise.
-妥協絕對不可能 -妥協絕對不可能
There is no compromise.
我就知道你一定會那麼說
I knew you were gonna say that.
薩魯曼的智慧 別耍花招 懂嗎
Wisdom of Saruman. Don't mess with me, okay?
交出弗萊迪 然後再把這個
Give us back Freddy, you take down this
罩在天上的圓圓的魔法大碗弄走
sphere-y dome-y magic bowl thing
這樣一來 好吧
and then, you know,
我們就不用把你們都消滅掉了
we won't have to annihilate you into the ground.
這提議不錯 我沒開玩笑
It's a good offer. I'm being serious.
你很想扮演一個男子漢
You play the part of a man,
可是演技卻很拙劣
but you do not play it well.
把超能力還給我們 孩子
Give us the powers, child.
全部超能力
All of them.
比利 你不是個領導者
You are no leader, Billy.
你只是個迷茫的小男孩
You are a lost boy
卻總是喜歡假裝自己是個勇士
who likes to make-believe that he's a warrior.
好吧 聽著 也許我沒你閱歷豐富
Okay, look. I might not have as much experience as you
因為畢竟我不像你這麼一把年紀
'cause I'm not, like, super old like you,
但是我想我也有一些你沒有過的經歷
but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have.
女士 我看過所有《玩命關頭》電影
'Cause I've seen all of the Fast and the Furious movies, lady.
這麼跟你說吧
And let me tell you something.
最重要的永遠是家人們
It's all about family!
家人們 伙伴們 那是信號
Family! Guys, that was the signal.
我們差不多練過十二次 謝謝
We practiced this, like, 12 times. Thank you.
你是不是忘記了我的家人們 女神
Forgot all about my family, didn't you, Goddess?
不 人類 是你忘記了我的家人
No, human. You forgot about mine.
佩德羅
Come on! - Let's go. - Pedro!
你在浪費我的時間 小子
You're wasting my time, boy.
厲害吧
Yeah.
她肯定沒預見有這招
She sure didn't see that coming
因為她根本沒有去看眼科醫生
because she didn't go to the eye doctor.
達拉 那是因為…
Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause...
那叫委婉語 是委婉的說法
A euphemism. That was a euphemism.
不
No!
我們已經奪回了你兩位家人的超能力
We've taken the power from two in your family already.
現在又有兩個要沒命了 是為什麼
And now two more must die, and for what?
為了你能繼續玩打仗遊戲嗎
So you can keep playing soldier?
我的父親是阿特拉斯
My father was Atlas.
是掌管毅力和力量的泰坦巨神
Titan god of stamina and strength.
也許他的魔法和神力在你的身上
His magic and power may course through you,
但是你永遠都成為不了一個真正的神
but you will never be a true god.
是嗎 那他會快速移動嗎
Oh, yeah? Did your dad have superspeed?
沒有
Nope!
-沒事吧 -沒事
You okay?
真好玩兒 快走吧
That was fun. Let's go.
（營業中 每週日 上午9:00-下午4:00）
（廁王有限責任公司）
快點 快走 快走
Come on. Come on, come on.
（員工通道）
大家快點 快走 快走
Hurry, everyone! Let's go, let's go.
幹什麼
What?
你還真以為
You thought you were just goin'
我們要擠進一個移動廁所裡 對不對
into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya?
我現在好像還能聞到一點
Which I can somehow still smell.
-對 沒錯 那個味散不去 真要命 -是啊
Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? - Yeah.
就像滲到了空氣裡
- Like, permeates the air.
無所謂了 總之歡迎來到永恆之岩
Doesn't matter. Anyway, welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
只有繼承者們才可以通過任意一扇門
Only Champions can get in here, through any door
到這裡來
that we want.
我們幾個能做到 你的妹妹們不行
Little thing that we can do that your sisters can't.
伙伴們 這個就是我說的大獲全勝 好吧
Guys, that's what I call a total success. Okay,
至少也算小有成就
maybe, like, a partial total win.
說了我躲避球很爛
- Told you I suck at dodgeball.
是的 確實如此 可是 聽著 佩德羅
- Yeah, you do, yeah, but you know, look, Pedro,
我們每個人都有弱點 懂我的意思嗎
we all have our weak spots. You know what I mean?
她的弱點
And hers...
就是缺乏戰略思維
lack of strategic thinking.
該說正事了
Now for the real trade.
弗萊迪 還有神杖 換你的自由
Freddy and the staff, for your freedom.
還得把穹頂撤掉
And get rid of the dome.
沒錯 把穹頂撤掉
Oh, yeah. And get rid of the dome.
因為這座友愛之城變得有點潮乎乎的
'Cause the city of brotherly love is gettin' a little moist.
你可真會用詞
Word choice, man.
得了吧 我一說出這個詞馬上就後悔了
Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth.
那麼說太…就只有那一個詞
It's just one of those words...
我知道 可是
I know. I just...
“親愛的阿特傻瓜拉斯的女兒們” 真傷人
"Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." Burn!
我靈光一現
I just came up with that.
記得加上一個破折號 這樣才更明顯 好
Make sure you put a dash in there, though, so it's really clear. Okay.
天啊 有史蒂夫檢查語法和拼寫真的太方便了
Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar
我聽起來像個大聰明
and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
好了
So...
“用兄弟換姐妹
"A brother for a sister, huh?
感覺怎麼樣
How's that feel?
還有 你們怎麼會是親姐妹呢
Also, how are you actually sisters,
因為你們的年齡差距
because the age difference
實在過於明顯 而且
is very noticeable, and
有點令人不安 實話實說”
slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie."
雖然說我不是特別喜歡你
Even though I don't like you very much,
而且每個人都該享有人權
I believe everyone deserves human rights,
可是你不配吃草莓味的
but you don't deserve strawberry.
你只能吃黃色的
You only get yellow.
（基地）
她不見了
She's gone!
等等 什麼
Wait, what?
（冷靜區）
我就覺得我們抓她太容易了
I thought we brought her in too easily.
她是故意被抓的
She wanted to get caught.
我不太明白 她能跑哪裡去呢
I don't get it. Where would she even go?
壞了 其實早該料到
Well, this seemed inevitable.
好 我們徹底迷路了 謝了 笨蛋
Yep. We are so lost. Thanks, bozo.
我們並沒有迷路 到底誰是巫師
We are not lost. Who's the wizard here?
這 這個我可說不好
I don't know.
你 你既不會咒語 也沒有什麼法器
You don't have any spells, no magical artifacts,
你對魔法一無所知 就只會…
you know nothing about magic, you're just...
-你是巫師 -謝謝 隨便吧
You're the wizard. - Thank you. - Whatever.
現在讓我們看看你女朋友是否可以信任
Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted.
回去
Get back, get back. Get back.
躲起來
咒語
-好 應該安全了 我們回家 -等一等
Okay, I think the coast is clear. Let's go home. One moment.
你沒看到她手裡拿著什麼嗎
Did you not see what she was holding?
蘋果而已 說不定她想吃水果 那有什麼
It was an apple. She wanted a snack. What's the big deal?
那個就是金蘋果 生命之樹上結的
The golden apple. From the Tree of Life.
生命之樹
From the Tree of Life.
等等 它不是在安全的地方嗎
Oh, wait, hold up, didn't you say that was somewhere safe?
-比利 -比利 天啊
- Billy! - Billy. Gosh.
你要去哪裡
Where are you going now?
（沒有氧氣 僅限成人）
沒有
Nope.
她沒在那裡
She's not in there.
不行 不 不 不
Nope. No, no, no.
那裡絕對不行
That's a hard pass. - That's a hard pass. -
（危險 請勿入內）
比利 不用管那扇門
Yo, Billy, you don't gotta worry about that one.
裡面是一個哪裡都去不了的迷宮
It's just a labyrinth that doesn't go anywhere.
就像古希臘的迷宮嗎
Like an ancient Greek labyrinth?
伙伴們
- Guys...
廁所味
porta-potty.
赫斯佩拉
Hespera.
好了 姐姐
It's over, sisters.
現在我們可以種下種籽 重建神界了
Now we can plant the seed and restore our realm.
或者種在他們那裡
Or we plant it in their realm.
那會毀了他們的世界
But that would destroy their world.
這只是以牙還牙
Just as they destroyed ours.
你是在說笑吧
You can't be serious.
不是
- Yes.
不行 我們不是這麼約定的
- No. No, that's not what we agreed to.
哦 安西婭 你這小傻瓜
Anthea, you simpering bore.
她說得對 這一刻我們等太久了
She's right, we've spent ages waiting for this moment.
我們拿到了種籽 還有神杖和它的魔力
We have the seed. We have the staff and its powers.
我們不能為你的私慾而浪費這次機會
We are not squandering it for your personal satisfaction.
嘿 不行 應該我去 你別去
No, I should go, not you.
聽著 我知道你的想法
Look, I know what you're thinking.
拄拐的孩子不是做賊的好材料
The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief."
但事實是
But here's the deal.
你走路膝蓋嘎嘣響 真可憐 你聽
Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. It's pathetic. See?
祝你好運 弗萊迪 謝謝
Fortune be with you, Freddy. Thank you.
你剛叫我什麼
What did you just call me?
弗萊迪
Freddy.
弗萊迪費里曼
Freddy Freeman.
沒錯 叫對了
That's it. You nailed it.
我們在另一邊會合
I'll see you on the other side.
即使這樣
Even if we did,
生命之樹也無法在人界土壤中生長
the Tree of Life would not thrive in their soil.
它會搞破壞 會生出面目全非的…
It would despoil, it would disfigure into something...
怪物 人類都是怪物
Monstrous? That is what humans are.
把我們的怪物帶到他們的世界
It is only fitting that we bring our monsters to their world
以牙還牙 才是正確的選擇
and do to them as they did to us.
我們說好要恢復雙方的平衡
We agreed to restore balance
報復會對平衡造成很大影響
and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales.
安西婭 人類都很兇殘 對同類也是
Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves.
-不 不全是 -全是
- No, not all. - All.
妹妹 我認為你被憤怒沖昏了頭腦
Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you.
為什麼
Why?
人類肆意破壞
Humans wreak havoc and devastation,
然後又祈求神靈赦免
then pray to the gods to absolve them.
他們祈求秩序與和平
They actually pray for order and peace
卻每次都會毀掉這兩樣東西
when all they do is dismantle it at every turn.
安西婭 你現在拿著蘋果
Anthea, I want you to take the apple
種到我們的花園裡
and plant it in our garden.
你果然向著她
Of course you turn to her.
父親一定會以你們為恥
Father would be ashamed of both of you.
這東西是哪裡來的
Where did that even come from?
嗨
- Hi!
你向著她 赫斯佩拉
- You favor her, Hespera,
結果她背叛了我們
and see how she betrays us.
-送他上西天 姐姐 -不要
Deliver him to his proper fate, sister. - No!
殺了他
- Kill him!
那是什麼
What is that?
問得好 不知道
Great question. No idea.
但是騙到你了
But made you look.
比利
Billy!
你的拐杖
Your crutch!
沙贊
Shazam!
-好 -休想
- Yes! - No!
我們有很多話要聊
So, we have a lot to talk about.
卡呂普索 把神杖給我
Kalypso, hand me the staff.
你沒資格用它
You are not fit to wield it.
比你有資格 你拿著它毫無作為
More fit than you. You had him in your hands, yet did nothing.
我們唯一的目的是為父親報仇
Our sole purpose is to avenge our father,
結果每個人都軟弱不堪
but everyone here has become weak.
拉冬 滅世者
Ladon, world-eater,
快快覺醒
rise from the pit!
-快走 -全能大隊長 他要去哪裡
Go, go, go! Captain Everypower! Where's he going?
怎麼…
What the...
走 快點
維克多 維克多 醒醒
Victor? Victor, wake up.
-你這女人 怎麼了 -媽媽
Hello. Oh, God, woman. What?
爸爸 趕緊走 趕緊離開這裡
Dad. We gotta go! - We gotta get out of here.
快點 快起床 對 現在就得走
- We have to go right now!
很可笑是嗎 我知道你們怎麼看
This is funny, right? I know what this looks like.
不對 我也不知道你們怎麼看 你們別慌
That's not true. I have no idea what this looks like. Just don't freak out.
你們來幹什麼 不 不 不
別怕 我是瑪麗 不 不 你們可千萬別慌
冷靜 聽我們解釋 這是我們的另一種形態
我讓你們別慌 看著我 我是比利
I said don't freak out! Look at me, it's Billy.
羅莎 我是比利 好嗎
Rosa, it's Billy, okay?
那是尤金和弗萊迪 那是達拉和瑪麗
And that's Eugene, and that's Freddy... - It's me.
很明顯 還有佩德羅 正常的佩德羅
That's Darla and that's Mary, obvi, and then Pedro, just normal Pedro.
各位 沒時間隱瞞了好嗎
Guys, this is no time for secrets, okay?
我們得告訴他們真相
We have to tell 'em the truth.
-是我 我們是超級英雄 -我出櫃了
- We're superheroes. - I'm gay.
我們知道
Yeah, we know, bud.
-真的 -當然
- You knew? - Yeah.
當然
- Yeah.
我是巫師
- I'm the wizard.
這位是巫師 他是人稱巫師的巫師
- Oh, this is the wizard. He's a wizard who's called "the wizard."
好了 快穿衣服 快 快 快點
Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up.
穿好衣服
Put on these clothes.
太離譜了
This is so weird.
給 對 對
Yep, yep.
你們就是費城的廢柴
You guys are the Philly Fiascoes?
我們絕不會承認那個愚蠢的綽號
Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname
但是 確實是我們 你們能快點嗎
but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace?
我們得走了 巨龍要來了
We have to go. The dragon is here!
巨龍
Dragon?
好了 安全了 好了
沒事吧 沒事 好
You okay? Okay.
我知道訊息量有點大
I know this is a lot to take in,
但我保證稍後會解釋
but I promise to explain it all later.
解釋什麼
Explain what?
孩子們是超級英雄 被眾神追殺
That our kids are superheroes being hunted by Greek gods
-她們用龍毀了我們買的新房 -對
that used a dragon to destroy the house we just bought? - Yeah.
-等等 你們買房了 -對
- Wait, you bought the house? Yeah.
不 不 不
快跑 快
Run! Go!
壞了
Oh, no.
蹲下
Get down.
行了 夠了
Okay, that's it!
又來
Again?
弗萊迪
Freddy!
嘿 是想要它嗎
Hey, hey! This is what you want, right?
好了 沒事了
Come on, we're good.
現在安全了 快走
We're safe right now. Let's go. Let's go.
瑪麗
Mary!
不
No.
嘿 你沒事吧
Hey. Are you okay?
還好嗎
You okay?
好了
All right.
巨龍跑哪裡去了
Now, where is this dragon?
（費城人隊 市民銀行球場）
這裡適合做花園
Fitting place for a garden.
（樹籬路 春園街）
（春園街）
（市中心 費城交響樂團 議會大廈）
（費城州立博物館 會展中心區）
天啊 我要掉下去了
Oh, God, I'm slipping! Slipping!
（費城警察）
我的天啊
Holy moly.
我也沒想到自己會這麼說
You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon,
但巨龍現在只能算小麻煩
but it is the least of our problems right now.
-你們的世界要完了 -這不明擺著嗎 神棍
Your world will not survive this. Yeah, no shit, Merlin!
他說得對
He's right.
安
Anne!
-你還好嗎 沒受傷吧 -我沒事 我很好
- Are you okay? Are you hurt? - I'm okay, I'm fine.
在神界 這棵樹
In the God Realm, this tree...
代表著美好
is a thing of beauty.
還有和平
Of peace.
它不適合在人界生長
It was not meant for the soil of this realm
借播種人之手變成了怪物
and it's become monstrous by the hand that planted it.
她到底是哪一頭的
Whose side is she on, anyway? Do you...
我得去說服赫斯佩拉
I must try to sway Hespera.
只有她能阻止卡呂普索
Only she can subdue our sister.
我會全力以赴 殊死一搏
I will give it my all, or die trying.
死 不行 我想一定能有辦法讓你不死
Die? No, I'm pretty sure we can come up with an alternative to dying.
弗萊迪寶貝兒 我準備好了
My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be.
我年紀很大了
I've lived a long life.
什麼叫年紀很大
What are you talking about, "Lived a long life?"
我們同齡 你我都很年輕
We're the same age. You're young. We're young.
我已經六千多歲了
I'm over 6,000 years old.
真會保養
You look great.
我們好像不該在這裡
Suddenly seems inappropriate.
是啊
Yeah.
不能讓她死 她叫我寶貝兒
We can't let her die. She called me sweet!
我們得想想辦法
We have to figure something out.
-收回我的力量 -不行 比利
Take my powers back. - No, Billy!
不 不 不 嘿 收回我的力量
- No, no, no. Hey, take my powers back.
你既然能給我 也肯定能收回
You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right?
我已經不是繼承者了 你才是
I am no longer the champion. You are!
你以為我能解決問題 老兄
You think I know how to fix this, dude,
但我真的不會 好嗎
but I really don't, okay?
我根本不認識那希臘三姐妹
I, I didn't even know who those Greek sisters were.
還得上網查 但你知道她們
I had to Google them. But you know who they are,
也知道該怎麼辦 你是對的
which means you know what to do. And you were right.
你選錯人了 老兄
You picked the wrong champion, man.
所以我才老說同進同退
I mean, that's why I always say "all or none," right?
因為我沒了家人不行
Because without my family, I'm nothing.
我也不知道自己在幹什麼
And honestly, I have no idea what I'm doin'.
不
No.
你的腦子裡沒有一丁點智慧
You don't have a shred of wisdom in that brain of yours.
但你有睿智的心
But your heart is wise.
它非常清楚該做什麼
And it knows exactly what must be done.
我用一千年時間尋找夠格的繼承人
I spent millennia searching for a worthy champion
沒人配得上我曾經與兄弟姐妹分享的力量
and no one was worthy of what I once shared with my brothers and sisters.
你分享力量的時候
But when you shared your powers,
完全沒有猶豫
you did not hesitate.
你覺得人人都有資格
For you, everyone can be worthy
只要有機會
if given a chance.
現在 去為家人而戰
Now, go fight for your family.
為世界而戰吧
Go fight for the world.
我當年沒有選錯人
I chose right when I chose you.
比利 比利 我們該怎麼做 哥們
Billy? Billy, what are we gonna do, man?
按老辦法來 弗萊迪
Same thing we always do, Freddy.
拯救該死的世界
Save the God darn world.
我現在去搶神杖
Now, I'm gonna go get that staff
你們趁我對付巨龍的時候
and I need you to lure these things away
引怪物離開體育場 好嗎
from the stadium while I deal with the dragon, all right?
等等 比利
Wait, wait, wait, Billy, Billy.
能讓我看看你嗎
Can I just see you, before you go?
不是這個你
Not this version.
是真正的你 我的比利
You... You. My Billy.
沙贊
Shazam!
這就是房子老被閃電劈的原因
Is that why the house keeps getting struck by lightning?
我保證如果最後我沒被龍吃掉的話
I promise after this if I don't get eaten by a dragon,
我不會強迫你留下我 好嗎
I'm not gonna force you to keep me. - Okay?
-什麼 -我知道我快到年齡了
- What? I know I age out soon.
比利
Billy.
我出色 善良 勇敢的兒子
My wonderful, kind, brave, son.
你永遠是我們的孩子
You will never age out of your home.
永遠
Never.
先幫我做件事
Now, do me a favor
這是我發自內心的想法
and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,
去打敗她們 好嗎
go kick their ass, okay?
我愛你 媽媽
I love you, Mom.
我也愛你
Me too.
沙贊
Shazam!
我還真得適應一段時間
That's gonna take some getting used to.
大家快上戰車 走 快走
Everybody to the battle wagon!
戰車
The battle wagon?
我也想湊個熱鬧
Trying to get into the spirit of things.
（市民銀行球場）
-看看你對這些人做了什麼 -看到了
Don't you see what you're doing to these people? I do.
這是他們咎由自取
And what I see is just.
赫斯佩拉 你看這棵樹
Hespera, look at this tree.
它枯萎了 這裡不適合它
It is blighted. It is unnatural here.
我們發誓要重建神界 而不是毀掉人界
We made a vow to restore our realm, not destroy another.
神終於回應了他們
A god has answered their prayers at last.
他們沒擺正自己的位置
They did not know their place,
我就提點了一下
so I am showing it to them.
你的語氣像哈迪斯叔叔一樣狂妄
Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades.
不行 我要阻止你
No. I'm putting an end to this.
赫斯佩拉
Hespera.
不
No!
赫斯佩拉
Hespera.
既然你這麼同情人類 那麼
If your emotions rest with the humans so, Anne,
安 也許你應該做個人類
then perhaps you should be human.
天啊 救命 救救我們
Help, somebody! Somebody help! Somebody help!
怎麼辦 牛頭怪太多了 根本撞不完
Okay, now what? There are only so many minotaurs I can run over with this van.
（弗萊迪費里曼）
嘿 史蒂夫
Hey, Steve.
怪物害怕什麼
What are monsters afraid of?
（萬獸之王）
萬獸之王 是獅子嗎
"The king of beasts." Lions?
獨角獸
Unicorns.
真的 我喜歡獨角獸
Really? I love unicorns.
但獨角獸不喜歡你
Yet, the unicorn does not love you.
-各位 獨角獸不存在 -什麼
Guys, unicorns don't exist. What?
這
天啊
Oh, my...
嗯 也許你說得有道理
I guess maybe it's not so crazy.
獨角獸是獸界最可怕的生物
The unicorn is the most fearsome creature of its realm.
冷酷無情 和你故事書上的小馬不一樣
Ruthless and cruel, not like the ponies from your storybooks.
它們厭惡人類
They loathe humanity.
它們喜歡什麼呢
Is there anything they do like?
（萬獸之王）
“黑暗洞穴 仙果”
"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?
仙果 那是神吃的甘露
Ambrosia. It's like the nectar of the gods.
應該很甜 像蜂蜜
It's supposed to be sweet, like honey.
-我有主意了 走吧 -等等 孩子
I have an idea. Go, go! Quick, quick.
兩位 你們盡量去多救一些人
Guys, get as many of these people to safety as you can.
孩子們
Kids?
-我們走 快點 弗萊迪 -快 我們走
- Let's go. - Come on, let's go!
-你呢 -我跟他們去
Wizard? I'm going with them.
弗萊迪
Freddy?
安
Anne?
安
Anne! Anne!
我都快不知道該怎麼當家長了
I am not entirely sure how to parent, here.
嘿 騎龍的
Hey! Khaleesi!
我實在太滿意了 你感覺如何
Whoo! That was really satisfying. How was that for you?
好樣的
Yeah.
我們愛你 霹靂喀嚓俠
We love you, Thundercrack.
你最棒了 驚奇隊長
You're the best, Captain Marvel.
是啊 加油 高壓老兄
- Yeah, go, High Voltage!
你說什麼 兄弟
- Oh, wassup, bro?
其實是最大電壓
It's Maximum Voltage actually,
我外號很多 我們還在討論呢 所以
amongst other names. We're still kinda workshopping it, so...
你以為自己刀槍不入 你錯了
You thought you were invulnerable. But, no.
魔法火焰 魔法可以殺死魔法
Magical fire. Magic can kill magic.
對對對對 魔法殺死魔法
Yeah, yeah, yeah, "Magic kills magic."
早想到了 女士
Way ahead of you, lady.
我就是著急 因為衣服頭一次燒成這樣
I'm just trippin' out because I've never seen my suit burn like this.
另外 別想在我的城裡撒野
Also, nobody messes with my town!
聽見沒有
Know what I'm saying?
我打敗了叛徒姐姐 一個神
I defeated my traitor sister. A god.
你以為我滅不了你
You think I won't destroy you?
神杖在吸收能量
The staff is absorbing it all.
像電池一樣
Like a battery.
（卡特里托斯椒鹽捲餅）
這就對了
That's right.
跑吧
Run!
（單行道 停車）
這是個餿主意
This is a terrible idea.
你不知道它們有多殘暴 多野蠻
You don't understand the savagery, the barbarity.
糟糕
Oh, no.
你好
- Hello.
住手
- No.
沒事的 過來
It's okay. Come here.
達拉
Darla...
沒事的 乖乖
It's okay. Good girl.
小心
- Whoa, watch out!
達拉
Darla!
嚐嚐彩虹糖吧
Taste the rainbow.
好吃嗎
Good, isn't it?
這是目前最像仙果的東西了
It's the closest to ambrosia we have.
真乖
Good girl.
彩虹糖還不夠
We're gonna need more Skittles.
嚐嚐彩虹糖 混球
Taste the rainbow, motherfu...
不不不 女士 你不能死
No, no, no. Lady, lady, you can't die!
快點 比利 快點
Come on, Billy, come on!
能量 醫療能量
Powers, powers, powers.
醫療能量 不 讓人起死回生的能量
Medical powers. No. How-to-fix-dead-people powers.
去顫
Clear?
-有戲唱 再來 去顫 -住手
Whoa! Come on! One more time. Clear! Stop!
住手 讓我安心去冥界吧 拜託
Stop! Let me go to the Underworld in peace, please.
女士 聽我說 聽我說好嗎
Oh, lady, lady, listen to me, okay?
我不想讓任何人死
I don't want anyone else to die.
我的家人 安西婭 其他人
Not my family, not Anthea, not anyone,
我們可以救他們 都因為那棵樹 是嗎
and we can save them. This all came from the tree, right?
說不定我能想辦法連龍帶樹一起弄死
I might know a way to destroy the tree and the dragon all in one.
拉冬的力量太強了 孩子
Ladon's powers are too great, boy.
那如果我用大量閃電讓神杖過載呢
Well, not if I can overload the staff with enough lightning.
炸彈
A bomb?
-這樣殺得死巨龍嗎 -不止
Is that enough to kill the dragon? And more.
你會把穹頂內部炸成平地
You would annihilate everything that's inside the dome.
那我還得求你一件事
Well, then I have one more favor to ask.
安
Anne! Anne!
安
Anne!
快跑 快跑
Go, go, go!
（費城特警）
快跑
Back away!
安
Anne!
拉冬 殺掉叛徒
Ladon, kill the traitor.
不可能
Impossible.
讓他屈服
Bow him!
我不行了 弗萊迪 沒有神力了
I lost it. Freddy, I can't.
失去力量的神還是神嗎
What is a god without her power?
你身上最強大的力量其實
The most powerful thing about you
是你自己
is you.
你教我的
You taught me that.
殺了他們
Kill them!
砰
Boom!
龍啊龍 你肯定失望透了
That must be super disappointing as a dragon.
假如你是條龍 你會飛 會噴火
Assuming that you are one. I mean, you fly, and you breathe fire,
身子卻是木頭的
but you're also made of wood which is a weird flex
這可是嚴重的設計缺陷 沒什麼好吹的
and a serious design flaw, if I'm being honest.
弗萊迪 安西婭 別
Freddy, Anthea, don't!
騙到你了
Ah, made you look!
女士 又上當了
Oh, lady, that's twice.
這次我連著火的小提琴都沒用
And I didn't even need a flaming violin that time.
想要神杖嗎 過來拿呀
You want the staff? Come get it.
快 赫斯佩拉
Now, Hespera.
快 赫斯佩拉
Now, Hespera.
快呀 快呀
Now. Now.
穹頂收攏
不 不 不
No. No! No!
撤掉穹頂
Remove the dome.
只要我還有氣
As long as I still breathe,
穹頂就在
the dome still stands.
我在另一個世界等著你 妹妹
Till I see you on the other side, sister.
比利
Billy!
-快點出來 -不行
- Get out of there. - I can't.
比利
Billy.
我必須這樣做
I have to do this.
比利 你在幹什麼 你不應該在裡面
Billy, what are you doing? You're not supposed to be in there.
我必須在
Yeah, I am.
我一直覺得自己沒用 不配擁有這身力量
I used to think that I couldn't do anything right, that I didn't deserve my powers,
-但我能做到一件事 -不
but there's something that I can do. No.
我可以救你們
I can save all of you.
-我們同進同退 -只能這樣
But it's all or none! Yeah.
我家人都能活下來 誰也不會受傷
All of my family gets to live and none of them gets hurt.
弗萊迪 我曾經是孤兒 你也知道
Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that.
我在乎過的人都離開了
Everybody I've ever cared about, they all left me.
我媽媽 我爸爸 所有人
My mom, my dad, everyone.
所以有了你們以後 我就得抓緊
So when I found you guys, I had to hang on
我抓得太緊了
and I've been hanging on too tight.
不
No.
我應該讓你去追夢
I should have let you do your own thing.
現在你可以飛了
Now it's time for you to fly.
那你呢
What about you?
我是全能小隊長
I'm Captain Everypower Junior.
不要忘了
Don't you forget it.
做個了斷吧
We end this now.
好 來吧
Yeah. We do.
加油 比利
Come on, Billy.
他可以 你可以 他可以 他可以 不
He's got this. We got this. He's got this. He's got this.
比利
Billy.
飛吧
Fly.
比利
Billy.
（費城人隊）
不
No!
沙贊
Shazam!
比利
Billy.
一位真神 誰能想到
A true god, after all.
他成功了
He did it.
我們走
We must go.
比利
Billy?
比利
Billy?
比利
Billy!
比利
Billy!
比利 你在哪裡
Billy. Where are you?
比利
Billy!
比利
Billy?
比利
Billy! Billy.
比利
Billy! Billy!
比利
Billy!
老兄 醒醒 你成功了
Dude, wake up. You did it.
好了 你該醒了
Okay. You're supposed to wake up.
按照劇本 你應該醒過來 睜開眼微笑
It's the part where you wake up and open your eyes and laugh
說你上當了 我真上當了
and you're supposed to say you got me, 'cause you got me.
老兄 別開玩笑了
Dude. Joke's over, man.
比利
Billy!
比利 拜託
Billy. Billy, come on.
弗萊迪
Freddy.
你怎麼了
What did you do?
醒醒 比利
Wake up, Billy.
-比利 -他在這裡
- Billy? - He's over here!
比利
Billy.
你混蛋
You asshole!
我們同進同退 同進同退
We're a team! We're a team!
哦 比利
Oh, Billy.
比利
Billy.
哦 我的寶貝兒 不
Oh, my baby. No.
他是英雄
He was a hero.
既是英雄 也是神
He was a hero and a god.
他應該得到妥善安葬
And he should be laid to rest like one.
孩子
Hey, pal.
這裡還能復原嗎
Will this land ever come back?
神杖的魔力耗盡了
The staff is drained of magic.
只有神之火花才能修復它的力量
Only the spark of a god can restore its power
可神已經走了
and there are no gods left.
還有一位
There is one.
什麼
What?
什麼
What?
僵屍
It's a zombie!
各位
Guys!
幹什麼
What the hell?
你們兩分鐘就把我埋了
You buried me? In what, like, two minutes?
哦 比利
Oh, Billy!
天啊 我好想你們
Hey. Oh, man. I missed you guys.
太好了
Hi. Hey.
我的天
Oh, my God.
嗨 為什麼不告訴我…
Hi. Why didn't anybody tell...
嗨 抱歉 我剛才…
Hi. Sorry, sorry, I didn't, uh...
沒看到你 我剛才 剛才…
I didn't see you there, I was, um, I was...
我剛才死了
I was dead at the time.
你收到飛鳥傳信了
So, you, uh... you got my bird letter?
我…
Oh, I, uh...
你這裡好像有東西
I think you've got something...
我的…哪裡
On my... Where...
什麼
What?
一隻蜘蛛
That's a spider.
抱歉 這樣很噁心 而且也很尷尬
I'm sorry, that's disgusting. Also, that's really embarrassing.
是有點
Yes, it is.
但你做的事情很了不起
But it was an amazing thing you did.
你犧牲了自己
The sacrifice you made.
讓這個世界重煥生機
You brought this world back to life.
也許這一次 神與人類能和平共處
Maybe this time, gods and humans can learn to live in peace.
是啊
Yeah.
好好運用宙斯的力量
Use the power of Zeus wisely.
保重 比利巴特森
Be well, Billy Batson.
雖然我身上流淌著你父親的力量
Hey, you know, just because your father's power is surging through me,
但是我們沒有血緣關係 是吧
that doesn't technically make us related, you know,
我還差五個月就18歲了 所以
and I'm gonna be 18 in, like, five months, so...
專心拯救世界吧 孩子
Stick to saving the world, kid.
對 那個 那好吧 行 再見
Yeah, you know, like, that's... Okay, cool. See ya.
我家男孩怎麼都找老女人
What's with our boys and older women?
嘿
Hey.
誰想恢復超能力
Who wants their powers back?
能恢復吧
We can do that, right?
-能 -好 很好 好
- Yeah. - Yeah. Okay, good. Good, good, good.
-我想修好房子 -能修好嗎
I'd like our house back. Can we do that?
-開飯了 -來了
- Dinner! - Coming.
謝謝你們遵守規則
Aw. Thank you for respecting the cross-stitch.
（禁止在室內變身）
安西婭
Anthea.
你想好怎麼處理你們神界的事了嗎
Have you decided what you're gonna do about that god realm of yours?
我打算在神界恢復期間休息一下
Well, actually I'm gonna take some time off while it heals.
和人類一起待一陣
Spend some time with the common folk.
了解你們的世界
Learn some about your world,
看看我們能不能互相學到東西
about how, maybe, we can learn from each other.
擁有智慧的第一標誌
Number one sign of wisdom:
承認自己永遠有東西要學
Admitting there's always more to learn.
我意識到了
I'm coming around to it.
我去開門
I got it.
各位 各位
Uh, guys? Guys!
是巫師
It's the wizard.
-不是吧 什麼 -我的天
- Oh, my God! - No way!
是我
- Yes.
-你們快看 看看他 多帥 -天啊 真有范
- Look at this guy! Look at him, he's so handsome.
真時髦 你打扮得太有精神了 好有精神啊
You pimpin' now, what is this? - You look amazing. - You look great!
我剛好在附近
Well, I was in the neighborhood
想在走之前過來表達我的感激之情
and, um, I just wanted to express my gratitude before I go.
抱歉 門鈴壞了
Sorry. Doorbell's broken.
實際上 家裡東西都壞了
Actually, everything's broken.
也不是
Not everything.
你剛好在附近嗎
You were just in the neighborhood?
好吧 我來拿神杖
Okay, I came for the staff.
也許會保管它一陣子
Perhaps I will hold onto it for now.
我還想在化成一堆灰燼之前
I also wanted to see your faces one last time
最後見大家一面
before I turn into a pile of ash.
-等等 什麼 -不
- Wait, what? - No!
我開玩笑的 我叫了優步
I am making a joke. I have an Uber waiting.
另外 我在石頭堆和監獄裡待了太久
And besides... I've been trapped in rocks and prisons for far too long.
該看看你們的世界了
It's time to see your world.
我很榮幸
It's been an honor,
很欣慰 看你們翱翔
a privilege, watching you all soar.
-你這巫師還不賴 -謝謝 傑夫
You know, you're not such a bad wizard. Thank you, Jeff.
沒完了
It never ends.
對了
Also,
我的超級英雄叫什麼
what's my superhero name?
你呀 叫沙贊
Your name is... Shazam.
-他記得 -是啊
- Of course. - Yeah.
肯定有更好的名字
I still think we can beat it.
（沙贊）
雷霆沙贊 眾神之怒
我腳痛 還有多遠
My feet hurt. How much further?
你不到十秒前剛問過我一遍
About ten seconds less than the last time you asked me.
對不起 我就是覺得可以把車停近點
I'm sorry, I just feel like we could have parked a little bit closer.
他不知道我們要來 我不想嚇到他
He doesn't know we're coming, and I didn't want to spook him.
“嚇到他” 他是超級英雄 又不是鹿
"Spook him." He's a superhero, not a deer.
好啊 回去吧
All right, let's go.
然後你去告訴沃勒 雖然她認為
And then you can tell Waller that even though
這個人可以成為團隊新成員
she thinks this guy could be a good addition to the team,
但我們沒有見到他
we never actually met him
因為你穿了雙很破的鞋
because you wore shitty walking shoes.
首先 這是靴子
Okay, first of all, they're boots,
另外它們不破 很新 就是還沒穿合腳
and they're not shitty, they're new. I just haven't had a chance to break them in yet.
別說了
-Shut up.
沃勒說這傢伙和他們一樣強大
Waller said this guy is as powerful as they come,
但有點不成熟
but a little immature.
好極了
Oh, great.
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比利巴特森
- Billy Batson.
幹什麼 我不是
- Yeah? I mean, no.
我從沒聽過這個名字 不知道你說的是誰
I've never heard that name in my life. I don't know who you're talking about.
但我想見見他
But I'd like to meet that person
因為他聽起來很酷 很搞笑 很有才
'cause they sound super cool. And funny. And talented.
還帥得很離譜 痞帥痞帥的
And ridiculously handsome, but, like, in a dangerous way.
你這是在說什麼
What the hell are you talking about?
別緊張 我們認識你
Relax. We know who you are.
怎麼認識的
- How?
這你就別管了
- Don't worry about that.
你們是誰
Who are you guys?
這你也別管了
Don't worry about that either.
我們知道你的能耐 所以來向你發出邀請
Look, we've seen what you can do. And we're here to make you an offer.
你願意加入正義…
How would you like to join the Justice...
願意 我絕對願意
- Yes! A thousand times yes!
我的天啊 我做夢都想加入
Oh, my gosh! I've been dreaming about this!
也不全是 我一般會夢到神力女超人 但…
Well, I mean, not this exactly. Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman in the dream, but...
呵
- Ew.
行 還挺順利
Well, that was easy.
歡迎加入正義協會
Welcome to the Justice Society.
好 太好了 等等 什麼
Yeah! Aweso... Wait, what?
正義協會 和正義聯盟不一樣
The Justice Society? Is that different than the Justice League?
對 正義協會和正義聯盟不是一回事
Yes. The Justice Society is different than the Justice League
因為它們名字不一樣
because of how words work.
我想加入神力女超人的組織 是你們吧
I just want to be in the Wonder Woman group. - So, that's you guys, right?
不是
- No.
為什麼對神力女超人這麼執著
Why are you so obsessed with Wonder Woman, dude?
他開玩笑吧
He's joking, right?
不是
- No?
好吧 我走了
- Okay. I'm out.
我鞋不舒服 就在這等著
I'm gonna wait here, 'cause of the shoes.
你能開車過來接我嗎
Can you drive by and get me?
嘿 我就提點建設性的意見啊
Hey, just a little constructive criticism.
有兩撥完全不同的超級英雄
It's pretty confusing that there are two separate groups
這讓人很困惑
of superheroes
這兩撥人完全不相干 但名字裡都有正義
that are totally unaffiliated, but both have "Justice" in their name, you know.
我說 你們有沒有考慮過重塑品牌
Like, have you guys ever thought about doing a rebranding of sorts?
因為 看 我隨手在同義詞詞典上搜了搜
'Cause just a quick search on Thesaurus.com,
選擇可多了 伙伴
you got so many options, man.
比如權威協會 對
Like, "Authority Society." Eh?
信條協會 好傻 很像法律術語
Uh, uh, "Code Society." That's stupid. These are, like, legal terms.
復仇者協會
"The Avenger Society."
我很喜歡這個
I like that, for some reason.
雷霆沙贊 眾神之怒
好哇 好哇 博士
Well, well, Doctor.
又見面了
We meet again.
你到底跑哪裡去了
Where in the hell have you been?
要想實施完美計劃 博士
To implement the perfect plan, Doctor,
就得耐心一點
one must have patience.
你什麼意思
What are you talking about?
已經過了兩年了
It's been two goddamn years!
沒錯 但時間不過是大腦的把戲
Yes. But what is time but a trick of the mind?
和無意義的尺度
A meaningless measure.
嘿 我現在57歲
Hey. I'm 57 years old.
困在混凝土盒子裡
I'm stuck in a concrete box
周圍全是瘋子
surrounded by lunatics
等著一隻蟲子來實施含糊的計劃
waiting for a worm to enact some, what, vague plan I've been told absolutely
自己還不知情
nothing about?
我在路上花了很長時間 好嗎
It takes me a very long time to get places, okay?
我沒有腿 也沒有翅膀
I do not have legs, I do not have wings,
只能無休無止地蠕動
I just slither around endlessly.
但快到頭了
But not for long.
全都告訴我
Tell me everything.
我還有一件事要做
Just one more thing I need to do.
什麼
What?
不
No!
哦 該死的
Oh, goddamn it!