黑衣人 Men in black
該死的蟲子! Goddamn bugs.
媽的! Oh, shit!
真倒黴! Oh, crap.
邊界巡警
癟三尼克, 真巧 Well, Nick the Dick. What a surprise.
你們從哪兒來的? Where you coming from, Nick?
我去柯裏納釣魚 Fishing in Cuernavaca.
是啊 讓我們看看你釣到了什麽 Sure you are. Let's take a look at your catch.
快 Come on.
我會放他們回去的 Me? I would've thrown them back.
你能賺多少? 一個人頭一百?二百? What do you get? 100 bucks a head? 200?
留著那筆錢請律師吧! 你用的到的 Hope you saved it all for your lawyer. You are gonna need it.
交給我們 We'll take it from here.
你們是誰? Who the hell are you?
移民局第6區的 I.N.S., Division 6.
沒聽說過第6區 Division 6? I never heard of Division 6.
是嗎? Really?
你賭哪一個? Who you got your money on, Dee?
很難猜 Tough call, Kay.
怎麽了, 你好嗎?
好, 好
老奶奶, 別擔心
歡迎來到美國
你要去哪?諾克裏斯?
想找工作啊?
你呢, 也是嗎?
你也是?
很高興在這見到你
你呢?
我把你的臉打碎如何?
你長得真醜, 不是嗎?
你連一句西班牙話都不說
- 我們找到了 - 噢, 我知道 - We've got a winner here. - Oh, I know.
其他人都可以走了
別動!
上車走吧
先生 Sir
別叫我先生, 年輕人 你根本不知道你在跟誰打交道 Don't "sir" me, young man. You have no idea who you're dealing with.
現在立刻上車!
我們要跟我們的朋友談談 你們先走 We're going to chat with our friend. You can hit the road.
繼續保護我們不受危險的外來者的騷擾 Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens.
聽過第6區嗎? You ever hear of Division 6?
根本沒有第6區 There is no Division 6.
- 這根本在胡扯 - 沒錯 - This is bullshit. - Hell, yeah.
看來你在不該在的地方 從巴士上掉下來 Looks like you fell off the bus in the wrong part of town, amigo.
我打賭你一定不是這附近的人 I'll bet dollars to pesos you're not from anywhere near here.
麥奇? Mikey?
麥奇, 你什麽時候出獄的? When did they let you out of jail?
政治犯, 沒錯 Political refugee. Right.
你可知你犯了多少罪? You know how many treaties you just violated?
- 1項? - 是7項 - One! - Try seven.
夠了，麥奇。你把那頭給我 That's enough, Mikey. You hand me that head.
把你的手和蹼舉起來 Put up your arms and all your flippers.
媽的! Shit.
射他! Shoot him!
那個 That.
不是人類, 沒錯 你身上還掛著些內臟 Was not human. I know. You got some entrails on you, pal.
搞什麽? What the hell?
一切都在控制中。放輕松。 The situation's under control. Calm down, please.
註意聽我說的 我會告訴你們發生了什麽事 Give me your attention for a moment. I'll tell you what happened.
這是記憶清除器 This is called a neuralizer.
是遠方友人送的禮物 It's a gift from some friends from out of town.
紅光能隔離… This red eye isolates...
…腦波神經 尤其是記憶神經 the electronic impulses in your brains, specifically memory.
從這開始… Fellas, give me a splay burn around the perimeter with holes...
…將方圓80公尺範圍內不規則的燒焦, 謝謝 at 40, 60 and 80 meters from right here. Thank you.
那樣很好 Good. Thankyou.
- 怎麽回事? - 問得好 - What in the hell is going on? - Excellent question.
答案就在這裏 The answer you're looking for lies right here.
你到底是誰? Who are you, really?
是誰? Really?
我只是你想像中的一個虛構人物 I am just a figment of your imagination.
媽的, 真是好騙的品種 Damn, what a gullible breed.
說真的, 你們沒被炸死真是僥幸 I'm serious, fellas. You're lucky to be alive after a blast like that.
- 什麽爆炸? - 地下瓦斯管, 天才 - What blast? - The underground gas vein, genius.
開槍前應註意點 You should exercise a lot more caution before firing.
我現在告訴你 尤其是你! I'll tell you that right now. Especially you.
在你離開前先到 急診室檢查一下 Have yourselves checked out with E.M.S. before you leave.
剛才很抱歉 I'm sorry about back there.
總是會有意外的 That happens.
以前不會 Didn't used to.
我的心有余, 凱, 但是… The spirit's willing, Kay, but...
其他的部分… the rest of me--
它們真漂亮, 不是嗎? They're beautiful, aren't they?
什麽？ What?
那些星星 The stars.
我們不只是光看星星了 We never just look anymore.
對 No.
凱, 我告訴你… I'll tell you, Kay...
我會懷念這些追捕的 I will miss the chase.
不, 狄… No, Dee...
你不會的 you won't.
不許動! Freeze!
我們是紐約警察, 別動! N.Y.P.D., freeze!
全交給你了，愛德華茲 All yours, Edwards.
別動就是站住! Freeze means stop!
怎麽會?! What the hell?
在紐約會下黑人雨 It just be raining black people in New York.
看到了嗎? Do you see this?
紐-約-警-察! N.Y.P.D.!
這表示了我會抓你進警察局! It means I will knock your punk-ass down!
他要來了! He's coming!
他來了之後, 我也會逮捕他 Yeah, and when he gets here, I'll arrest his ass too.
你想挨打? You trying to catch a beat down?
怎麽了? What's up?
他在來的路上 He's coming.
他來是因為我失敗了 現在他會殺了我 He's coming because I failed. Now he'll kill me.
你今天得罪了不少人, 不是嗎? You pissing everybody off today, huh?
你不明白 You don't understand.
你們的世界就快毀滅了 Your world's going to end.
你是什麽東西? What the hell are you?
當心會掉下去, 小心 Watch that ledge. Watch it.
下來, 眼睛會被醫好的, 別擔心 Come down. We'll get those eyes fixed. Don't even worry about it.
等一下, 讓我跟你談談 Wait a minute. Let me talk to you!
我要罷工。為了生活我拼命工作 I go out. I work my butt off to make a living.
我只希望能回到一個整潔的家 All I want is to come home to a nice clean house...
有頓豐盛的晚餐… with a nice fat steak on the table...
…但我卻得到這些。看起來像毒藥 but instead I get this. Looks like poison.
別拿走!我正在吃呢，見鬼！ Don 't you take that away! I'm eating that, damn it!
這是毒藥, 不是嗎? It is poison, isn 't it?
我發誓, 我一點都不會驚訝 如果… I swear to God, I wouldn 't be surprised if it was...
…你像一只被打太多或打的 不夠的狗一樣的閃閃躲躲! the way you skulk around like a dog been hit too much.
我沒辦法決定 Or ain 't been hit enough! I can 't make up my mind.
你一點用都沒有, 碧翠絲 You're useless, Beatrice.
在這唯一可以做點事的東西 就是我的卡車 The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!
早料到了 Figures.
什麽鬼玩意兒，艾葛？ What the heck is it, Edgar?
你滾進屋裏去! Get your big butt back in the house.
請把發射武器放在地上 Place projectile weapon on the ground.
要我丟下槍… You can have my gun...
…除非我死了 when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
接受你的建議 Your proposal is acceptable.
艾葛, 到底是怎麽回事? Edgar, what on earth was that?
糖 Sugar.
我從沒見過糖會弄成那樣 I've never seen sugar do that.
把糖給我 Give me sugar.
放在水裏 In water.
再加 More.
你的皮快掉下來了 Your skin is hanging off your bones.
哦，耶 Oh, yeah.
這樣好多了嗎? Is that better?
“那罪犯眨了兩對眼瞼” "The perpetrator then blinked two sets of eyelids."
你指兩眼一起眨? You mean blinked with both eyes?
他先眨一對 然後再眨另外一對完全不同的 No, sir. He blinked one set, then a completely different set.
像遠光燈和近光燈 You know, like high beams and low beams.
那是在你說的那個武器… Was that before...
…蒸發成百萬片… …之前或之後? or after he drew the weapon that you claim evaporated into a million pieces?
之後 After, sir.
為什麽都沒有別的警察 看見這些事件? Why is it that no other officers saw either of these events?
有些警察的肚子太大 Some other officers are soggy around the midsection.
這是為什麽他們趕不上的原因 I guess that's why they couldn't keep up.
如果你是半個男人… If you were half the man I am--
我根本沒有你那麽胖 What the hell? I am half the man that you are.
- 你有什麽毛病? - 你擋住我了 - What is your problem? - You being all up in my damn face.
- 我想他把他從屋頂上丟下去 - 也許你就是下一個 - I think he threw him off the roof. - Maybe you're next.
- 我要和你談談，現在 - 10分鐘後算帳 - I want to talk to you. Now. - Ten minutes, take your best shot.
先運動10分鐘, 胖子 Take ten minutes on a Stairmaster, you pudgy bastard.
我相信你, 我是驗屍員魏蘿拉 I believe you. Laurel Weaver, Deputy Medical Examiner.
到陳屍間找我, 我有證據 Find me at the morgue on 26th. I'll show you.
等一下 Wait.
等一下! Wait a minute!
你是檢驗無名屍的魏醫生? You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's office working on the John Doe?
- 是的 - 請看這裏, 好嗎? - Yes, that's right. - Will you look at this, please?
今晚真忙, 不是嗎? Some night, huh?
今晚真忙 Yeah, some night.
它們是腮, 不是眼瞼 They were gills, not eyelids.
腮, 他都沒氣了 Gills. He was out of breath.
你是誰? Who are you?
他跟你說了什麽嗎? Did he say anything to you?
他說世界末日到了 Yeah, the world was coming to an end.
他有說什麽時候嗎? Did he say when?
再看到那武器你會認得嗎? Would you recognize his weapon if you saw it again?
當然 Absolutely.
走, 我們去兜風 Come on. Let's take a ride.
慢著, 我有一堆報告要寫 Wait a minute. Look, I got tons of paperwork--
- 都寫好了 - 幹得好，愛德華茲 - Right. It's all done. - Good work, Edwards.
你真的是用跑的去追那痞子? 不簡單 You really ran this dude down on foot? That's tough, kid.
非常不簡單 That's double tough.
你到底是哪個單位的? So who exactly are you with?
調查局? 國安局? F.B.I.? N.S.A.?
我們負責監控 I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices...
地球上的外星人 alien activity on the planet Earth.
隨便啦 Whatever.
到了 We 're here.
- 這就是我們要去的地方? - 是的 - This is where we're going? - Yeah.
這是傑克的店 This is Jack Jeebs' spot.He buys from chain snatchers.
- 他賣贓物但是不賣槍 - 是嗎? - He doesn't even sell guns. - Really?
聽好 All right, look.
我進去問他幾個問題 出來時我要你說實話 I'll slide in and put my thing down. But when I come out I want answers.
進去問他幾個問題 Go put your thing down.
艾德華警官… Officer Eduardo.
這些怎麽會在這裏? 我以為已經交給警方了 How did these get here? I thought I turned them in to the authorities.
聽說你有比偷來的勞力士更搶手的 The way I hear it you're into something hotter than stolen Rolexes.
我販賣毒品 但我在這是因為我喜歡這 I'm a huge crack dealer now, but I work here as I love the hours.
我指的是槍, 耍聰明! I'm talking about guns, smart ass.
得了, 我只有這麽些貨了 - Weird ones. - Come on. What you see is what I got.
為什麽不給他看看進口貨 Why don't you show him the imports,Jeebs?
- 凱, 你好嗎? - 立刻給他看進口貨 - Hiya, Kay. How are you? - Show him the imports right now.
我很久沒賣進口貨了 I got out of that business a long time ago.
- 幹嘛騙我?我討厭這樣 - 等一下 - Why do you lie to me? I hate it. - Just hold on a second.
- 我數到3 - 他會開槍的 - 1… - 這個人看起來不太穩定,知道嗎? - I'm gonna count to three.- He'll do it,Jeebs. - One... - That man does not look stable.
- 那家夥像這樣時是很瘋狂的 - 他總是很瘋狂, 為什麽不去按摩一下？搭船旅遊 - He's crazy when he's like this. - He's always crazy.Why don't you get a massage?Take a cruise.
- 丟下槍, 手舉起來放在頭上 - 我警告過他！ - Drop the weapon. Hands on your head! - I warned him.
- 丟下槍!別讓我殺了你 - 你警告過他了 - Drop it! Don't make me kill you. - You warned him.
粗魯的討厭鬼! You insensitive prick!
你知道那樣有多痛嗎? Do you have any idea how much that stings?
拿出貨來 否則你會再少一個頭 Show us the merchandise or you'll lose another head,Jeebs.
愛德華茲先生？ Mr. Edwards?
那把, 中間那把 Right there. The one in the middle.
你把反射碳化能量轉換槍… You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity...
…賣給沒執照的塞波人! to an unlicensed cephlapoid! Jeebs, you piece of--
他看起來像是好人 He looked all right to me.
- 暗殺。對象是誰? - 不知道 - Assassination. Who's the target? - I don't know.
- 可惡! - 我不知道! - God damn it,Jeebs! - I don't know!
所有槍都沒收 All that's confiscated.
你搭下班船離開這 I want you on the next transport off this rock...
不然我會殺了你 or I'll shoot you where it don't grow back.
我會再回來問你勞力士的事 And I 'm going to be back to talk about them Rolexes.
在找問題的癥結嗎? Searching for a handle on the moment?
我幫不了你 I can't help you.
我能做的是… The only comfort I can offer...
…保證明天你什麽都忘了 is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
這種事哪能說忘就忘 That's not exactly some shit you just forget.
見過這東西嗎? Ever seen one of these?
她看著她丈夫… She looks over to her husband...
…把它放在大腿上說: then sets it back down in her lap and says...
“甜心, 它在吃我的爆米花” " Honey, this one's eating my popcorn."
明白嗎? Get it?
- 耶 - “在吃我的爆米花” - Yeah. - " Eating my popcorn."
我得走了 謝謝你的雞蛋卷 Gotta go. Thanks for the egg rolls, kid.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你是誰? Who are you?
知道我對龍舌蘭酒的意見了吧? 你個聰明的年輕人 See what I mean about tequila? You're a bright young man,James.
不要喝太多的酒 明天一早九點見 But you need to lay off the sauce. I'll see you bright and early, 9:00.
來不來… Be there...
…隨便你 or be square.
貝利街504號
除蟲專家
看看這裏 Well, well, well.
盡管搬進來, 不是這樣嗎? 把這當成自己的家? Moving right in, are we? Think we own the place?
我有張驅逐通知單 I got an eviction notice for you boys.
你以為你在幹嘛? Just what exactly do you think you're doing here?
替你們除蟲害 Taking care of your pest problem.
除蟲害? Pest problem?
蟲害? Pest?
這兒到處是害蟲 Yeah, you got a hell of an infestation.
我有一張它們泛濫成災的證明 You know, I've noticed an infestation here.
在我的視線範圍內, Everywhere I look in fact.
到處是浮垢… Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum...
…讓我深信 它們這高等族群… totally convinced of their own superiority...
…為了它們短暫 而無價值的生命… as they scurry about their short...
…到處逃竄 pointless lives.
好吧 Well, yeah.
你不想除掉他們嗎? Don't you want to get rid of them?
用最糟糕的方法 In the worst way.
橋梁隧道管理局
有事嗎? Help you?
有人給我這張名片… This dude gave me this card--
上電梯 Elevator.
你遲到了 坐下 You're late. Sit down.
我叫柴德 My name is Zed.
請你們來因為你們是佼佼者 You're all here because you're the best of the best.
海軍, 空軍, 海軍陸戰隊 突擊隊, 紐約警察 Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, N.Y.P.D.
我們要選出一人 And we're looking for one of you.
只選一人 Just one.
接下來 要經由一些簡單測試… What will follow is a series of simple tests...
…去測驗體力、 註意力及精力 for motor skills, concentration, stamina.
有人有問題 I see we have a question.
抱歉, 也許已經你已經回答過了… I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but...
…我們為何來這裏? why exactly are we here?
孩子 Son.
中尉傑森, 西點軍校優等生 Second Lieutenant Jake Jensen. West Point. Graduate with honors.
我們來是因為你需要 佼佼者中的精英! We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir!
有什麽好笑的?愛德華茲 What's so funny, Edwards?
你的這個男孩, 美國上校 Your boy, Captain America, here.
“佼佼者中的精英的拔粹” "The best of the best of the best, sir!"
“而且是優等的” "With honors."
他興奮異常，卻還是不明白所為何來 He's just really excited, and he has no clue why we're here.
對我而言很好笑 That's very funny to me.
雖然你們都沒笑 Y'all ain't laughing, though.
好了, 開始吧 Okay, let's get going.
你們要這桌子嗎? Want to get down on this?
愛德華茲，怎麽回事? Edwards, what the hell happened?
猶豫不決 Hesitated.
我可以問一下你為什麽要殺小蒂芬妮? May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?
她最具威脅性 She was the only one that actually seemed dangerous at the time, sir.
何以見得? How'd you decide that?
本來想第一個射掛在路燈上的人… First, I was going to pop this guy hanging from the streetlight...
…但是他只是在運動 but I realized he's just working out.
如果我在運動時 被逮捕會是什麽滋味? How'd I feel if somebody bust me in my ass while I'm on the treadmill?
然後我看到 這個軟啪啪的怪物… Then I saw this snarling beast guy...
…因為看到他手裏拿了衛生紙 所以我知道… and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand and realized...
…他在打噴嚏 he's not snarling, he's sneezing.
那不造成威脅 Ain't no real threat there.
然後我看到蒂芬妮 Then I saw Tiffany.
我在想, 一個8歲白人的女孩 半夜在… I'm thinking, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto...
…全是怪物的街上 手上拿本量子學書… bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books.
…她一定有些不好的企圖 She about to start some shit, Zed.
這種書對她來說太深了 She's about eight. Those books are way too advanced for her.
對我而言, 她很可疑 If you ask me, she's up to something.
老實說, 關於這點 我覺得你不要這麽針對我 Honestly, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.
還是要我對她說對不起? Or do I owe her an apology?
至少射的很準, 不是嗎? That was a good shot though, right?
他對當局會造成困擾 He's got a real problem with authority.
我也是 So do I.
但他能徒步追捕塞波人, 老大 But this kid ran down a cephlapoid on foot, boss.
那樣是很強捍 That's got to be tough enough.
希望你的抉擇是正確的 Let's hope you know what you're doing.
各位… Gentlemen.
恭喜, Congratulations. You're all we've come to expect...
多年訓練有成 from years of government training.
各位跟我來, 最後一項 是視力測驗 If you'll just follow me, we have one more test. An eye exam.
你去哪裏? Where are you going?
究竟怎麽回事? Hey, man, what the hell is all this?
在1950年左右 政府成立了秘密機構… In the mid-1 950s the government started an underfunded agency...
…簡單而好笑的目的只是要 with the simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact...
與外星人取得聯系 with a race not of this planet.
各位看這裏 Look directly at the end of this device.
除了外星人之外 人類都把這當成笑話… Everyone thought the agency was a joke, except the aliens...
…但在1961年時 外星人在紐約有首次的接觸 who made contact March 2, 1961, outside New York.
第一天晚我們一行9人 There were nine of us the first night.
七名特工, 一名天文家… Seven agents, one astronomer...
…及一個迷路的男孩 and one dumb kid who got lost on the wrong back road.
你還送花給高個兒 Oh, you brought that tall man some flowers.
往這走 This way.
他們是群銀河系的難民 They were a group of intergalactic refugees.
想把地球當做無家可歸者的政治庇護所 Wanted Earth for an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet.
你看過"北非諜影"嗎? Did you ever see " Casablanca"?
是一樣的, 只是沒有納粹黨 Same thing, except no Nazis.
我們同意 而且藏匿了他們降落的證據 We agreed and concealed all the evidence of their landing.
所以這些是真的飛碟 So these are real flying saucers...
世界博覽會只是個掩飾 and the World's Fair was a cover-up for their landing?
還有什麽其它理由在皇後區? Why else hold it in Queens?
每年到達的非人類越來越多而且 隱藏在我們之中生活 More nonhumans arrive everyyear and live among us in secret.
我不是要改變話題 Look, I'm sorry. Not to change the subject...
你最後一次腦部掃描是什麽時候? but when was the last time you had a CAT scan?
半年前 是公司規定的 Six months ago. It's company policy.
你該做另一個預約 Make another appointment.
告訴柴德我很高興… Tell your boy Zed I had an absolutely wonderful time...
…而且要謝謝你 並請告訴我出口在哪? and thankyou for everything but show me the door.
我要喝咖啡, 你要嗎? All right. I'm going to get some coffee. You want some coffee?
不, 不要了, 謝謝 No, thankyou, I'm fine.
你們好嗎? How you doing, fellas?
嗨, 凱 - Shit! - Okay.
那是不是沒咖啡因的? 是維尼斯肉桂味 - That's not decaf, is it? - Viennese cinnamon.
別告訴我只有粉末的奶精了 我最不喜歡那種了 Don't tell me we only got powdered stuff for cream. I hate that stuff.
好的, 好 Well, that's good. Good. Good.
你們相處的愉快吧? You guys getting along all right?
工作別太辛苦 Don't work too hard.
你們看到了…? So, you guys seen the cahuengas on
你真的不要咖啡? Sure you don't want coffee?
卡磺迦族, 那劄婆塔族呢? Cahuengas, yeah, but how about the zapoata?
事情是這樣的 All right, kid, here's the deal.
地球上約有一千五百名外星人 At any given time there are around 1,500 aliens on the planet.
大部分居住在曼哈頓 Most of them right here in Manhattan.
大部分守規矩 只想討個生活 Most of them are decent enough. Just trying to make a living.
-計程車司機? -不是你所想像的那麽多 - Cab drivers. - Not as many as you'd think.
大多數的人類一點概念都沒有 也不想知道 Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want or need one.
他們很高興, 以為自己掌握一切 They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things.
為何要保密呢? 人們很聰明, 可以應付的 Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
一個人是聰明 A person is smart.
眾人是愚蠢 易慌張和危險的動物 People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals. You know it.
1500年前, 每個人都知道… Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew...
…地球是宇宙的中心 the Earth was the center of the universe.
五百年前 每個人都知道地球是平的 Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat.
十五分鐘前 你知道人在地球上是孤獨的 And fifteen minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet.
想想明天… Imagine what you'll know...
你會發現什麽 tomorrow.
- 有什麽後遺癥? - 後遺癥？ - What's the catch? - The catch.
後遺癥就是你會斷離和人類的接觸 The catch is you will sever every human contact.
沒人知道你的存在 Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere.
沒有 Ever.
我讓你考慮到日出 I 'll give you to sunrise to think it over.
值得嗎? Is it worth it?
若你夠堅強… Yeah, it's worth it...
是值得的 if you're strong enough.
你好嗎? What's up, pops?
我要加入… All right, I'm in...
…因為這兒有更深層的事 會發生 because there's some next-level shit going on here, and I'm with that.
但首先我要你明白某些事情 But before y'all beam me up, there's a few things to understand.
首先, 是你選我… First off, you chose me...
…你知道我的技巧 so you recognize the skills.
我不想人叫我為小子 明白嗎? I don't want nobody calling me "son" or " kid" or "sport." Cool?
隨便, 油嘴 Whateveryou say, slick.
但我要告訴你關於你的技能 But I need to tell you something about all your skills.
現在 As of right now...
它的意義是… they mean precisely...
…毫無用處的 dick.
- 此行的目的? - 外交任務 - Purpose of trip? - Diplomatic mission.
- 停留時間? - 吃午餐 - Duration of stay? - Lunch.
有水果或蔬菜嗎? Any fruits or vegetables?
你要遠離那家夥 You want to stay away from that guy.
它脾氣很壞 He's grouchy.
在旅行了17兆哩後又在海關延遲三小時 Three-hour delay in customs after a 1 7 trillion mile trip...
都會讓人脾氣暴躁。對吧？ gonna make anybody cranky. Right?
我們向政府哪部門報告? What branch of the government do we report to?
-沒有, 他們有太多問題 -誰負擔這些呢? - None, they ask too many questions. - So who pays for all this?
我們充公的幾項儀器有專利 We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from the visitors.
魔鬼膠, 微波爐, 抽脂手術 Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction.
這裝置很有趣 This is a fascinating little gadget.
很快取代鐳射唱片 It'll replace CDs soon.
看來我要再次買白唱片了 Guess I'll have to buy the "White Album" again.
這很好玩, 是宇宙翻譯機 That's fun. It's a universal translator.
我們不該有的 We're not even supposed to have it. I'll tell you why.
人的思想很原始… Human thought is so primitive it's looked upon...
…在別的星河 認為是會傳染的疾病 as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies.
這會使你驕傲的 That kind of makes you proud, doesn't it?
這是什麽東西? What's this?
冷靜 Just be calm.
別慌張! Relax!
小心你的頭! Watch your head!
給他點冰吧! Somebody get him some ice.
走開!它向你飛來時快走開! Move!J ust move when it's coming at you!
糟糕! Damn!
我會賠償的! I'm going to pay for that!
它在1997年導致紐約大停電 This thing caused the 1 977 New York blackout.
是大吸引者的玩笑 Practical joke by the Great Attractor.
他認為很有趣 He thought it was funny as hell.
各位, 抱歉了 Sorry, y'all.
那是意外, 對不起 It was a accident. Sorry.
觀察室, 我們工作的中心 Observation, the heart of our little endeavor.
見過雙胞胎, 八波和撥布 Meet the twins Blblup and Bob.
這地圖顯示地球上 每個外星人的所在 This map shows the location of every registered alien on Earth...
有些不斷的在被監視 at any given time. Some are under constant surveillance.
熒幕上的全是外星人 Everyone on those screens is an alien.
在公眾場合他們很正常 但在私底下… I n public, they're normal as you are, but in private, well...
你知道了 You'll get the idea.
老天 Oh, man.
不合理, 是嗎? Doesn't make any sense, does it?
不, 合情合理 Well, no, it makes perfect sense.
我三年級時 每個人都以為我瘋了… When I was in third grade, everyone said I was crazy...
…但我知道老師 一定是金星來的 but I knew our teacher was from Venus or something like that.
魏太太其實木星來的 月球的其中之一 Ms. Edelson.Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons.
各位… Class...
…安靜並請註意! be quiet and pay attention!
若我要再說一次… If I have to tell you one more time--
愛德華茲！ Edwards!
穿上吧 Let's put it on.
穿什麽? Put what on?
你穿的最後一套衣服 The last suit you'll ever wear.
你只能穿… You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned...
…黑超特警特定的服裝 by MIB special services.
要依照我們給你的身份 You'll conform to the identity we give you.
到指定地方用餐 到指定地方居住 Eat where we tell you. Live where we tell you.
現在開始… From now on...
…你沒有任何的身份記號 you'll have no identifying marks of any kind.
你決不能突出 You'll not stand out in any way.
你整體的形象是被朔造成… …不能留給所遇上的人任何印象 Your entire image is crafted to leave... no lasting memory with anyone you encounter.
你是謠言… …只能憑似曾相似而且 而且很快給消除 You are a rumor... recognizable only as déjà vu and dismissed just as quickly.
你不存在, 甚至沒有出生過 You don 't exist. You were never even born.
你的名字是無名氏 不作聲是你的母語 Anonymity is your name. Silence, your native tongue.
你不再是制度一部分 你在制度之上, 之外 超越了它 You're no longer part of the system. You're above the system. Over it. Beyond it.
我們是他們 We're "them. " We 're "they. "
我們是黑超特警組 We are the Men in Black.
新檔案:J 資料庫已更新
我和你有什麽分別就是… You know what the difference is between you and me?
…我穿起來更好看 I make this look good.
你和我開車去走走 We're going to go for a ride.
我先把你放下, 爸爸很快回來 I ' I l put you down here for a m i nute then Daddy wi I l be ri ght back.
好了, 我們可以起程了 Okay, now we're ready to go for a little ride.
去見爸爸的朋友, 你會很喜歡他 We're going to meet with Daddy's friend who you'll like.
讓我們看看 Let's see.
畢… Bee...
…被罷免的絲南裏 we've got the deposed sur-prefect of Singalee...
…今晚在波蘭外降落 touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight.
類似人類的? 你想的美, 把海綿帶著 - Humanoid? - You wish. Bring a sponge.
這是昨晚留下的紅色警告 And here. Red letter from last night.
紐約上州有未經批準的降落 We had an unauthorized landing somewhere in upstate New York.
凱, 留意此事發展 Kay, keep your ears open on this one.
我們不是主持星際派對 We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
有人逃走了 Well, we got a skimmer.
移民來的外星人越區, 是誰? Landed alien out of zone. Who is it?
雷革 Redgick.
他不能離開曼哈頓… He's not cleared to leave Manhattan...
…但他現時離城 被堵在公路上 but he's way out of town now, stuck on the New Jersey Turnpike.
你為什麽不帶小子去? Why don't you take junior with you?
這對他來說是熱身的好機會 This is a good one for him to warm up on.
去對付他們 Go get him, tiger.
非法過境 “我們不是主持星際派對” "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger."
柴德… Zed.
他只是… He just...
全宇宙有無限的科技 而我們卻利用這爛車… Unlimited technology from the whole universe...
…來做交通工具 and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S.
綁好安全帶 Fasten your seat belt.
你的人際關系還要加強 We got to work on your people skills.
若你禮貌一點所得的反應會較好 You'd get a much better reaction ifyou were more polite.
- 請綁好安全帶 - 好, 你有受傷嗎? - Fasten your seat belt, please. - Good. Did you hurt yourself?
你千萬別碰那紅色按鈕, 小子 Oh, the red button there. Don't ever, ever touch it.
好, 老爹, 七十二元 All right, pop, that'll be $72 there.
好吧, 寶貝 讓我付錢給無禮的司機 Okay, sweetie, let me pay the impolite driver.
抱歉我遲到了 這星球的司機很糟糕
陛下 你很危險
對啊, 而且每次都多收車費
有個蟲降落了 我們要把你從這星球送走
有個昆蟲?他一定知道我什麽會在這裏
我們想他是知道的
那是我所想的嗎?
不, 這是給你孩子的鉆石
有空吃點東西嗎?
當然, 我替你點了菜
第六桌的菜好了! Six is up!
- 艾文在哪? - 讓他休息一會 - Where is Ivan? - Gave him a break.
為亞基倫帝國 繼續統治幹杯
為銀河安全幹杯
你可以殺我們, 但你找不到銀河 You can kill us both, but you will not find the galaxy.
你說對一件事 You're right about one thing.
你哪裏也不能去 You're not going anywhere, pal.
出了什麽問題？ What's going on?
請出示執照及車輛登記證 I'd like to see your license and registration, please.
請出示另一種執照及車輛登記證 Like to see your other license and registration, please.
你只限在曼哈頓活動 你去哪兒, 雷革? You're restricted to Manhattan. Where are you going, Redgie?
是我太太, 她…. 看 It's my wife. She's-- Well, look.
問題不大 All right. No big deal.
好, 你跟我來, 雷革 Okay, you come with me, Redge.
你應付這個 And you handle this.
我? What! Me?
你只要接就好了 It's easy. You just catch.
- 他知道他在做什麽嗎? - 當然 - He knows what he's doing? - He does it all the time.
讓他做吧 Let the man work.
哎喲, 老天!所以… Damn, man! So-- Something's peaking!
有東西在偷看! Croagg the midwife is at 54th and Madison.
你往城外去 You're headed out of town. What's going on?
- 我們去見別人 - 是誰? - We're meeting someone. - Who you meeting?
是一艘船 It's a ship.
我今天沒有看到有核準離境的資料 I saw no departure clearance for today.
你沒有? 這是緊急事件 - You didn't? - No. - It's an emergency. - Kay! Kay!
- 你做得好, 冠軍! - 有什麽緊急事? - 為何突然要離開星球? - You're doing fine, ace. What kind of emergency? What's the rush to get off the planet?
我們只是不喜歡我們的那一區了 We just don't like the neighborhood anymore.
有些是新來的人… Some of the new arrivals.
新來的?和昨晚墜毀的有關嗎? New arrivals? Have anything to do with the crash last night?
對不起, 小姐! Excuse me, miss!
噢, 天啊! Oh, man.
噢, 天啊! Oh, man!
你看 Look.
噢, 天啊 Oh, man.
恭喜, 雷革 它是個… Congratulations, Redge. It's a...
…烏賊 squid.
他其實是… He's...
…非常的… actually kind of...
…可愛 cute.
那個是否有什麽不對的地方? Anything about that seem unusual to you?
是什麽把他嚇成這樣……要帶著新生兒去冒險? What would scare Redgick so badly he'd risk a warp jump with a newborn?
我們追查資料吧 We'll check the hot sheets.
教宗是個父親 令人震驚的證據在內
這就是資料? These are the hot sheets?
地球上最佳的調查報告 Best investigative reporting on the planet.
你可以去看紐約時報 他們有時候走運 Read the " New York Times" ifyou want. They get lucky sometimes.
想不到你在超市賣的八卦報導上找線索 I cannot believe you're looking for tips in the supermarket tabloids.
不是在找 Not looking for.
'外星人偷走 我丈夫的皮囊' Found.
慢著, 別急 Wait, slow down.
為什麽? Why?
給她點時間讓她想歪了 Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes things smoother.
有何貴幹? Can I help you, gentlemen?
我是聯邦調查局的文特警 他是畢特警 Yes, ma'am. I'm Agent Manheim, this is Agent Black, with the F.B.I.
想問有關訪客的事 We'd like to talk about yourvisitor.
你們也要拿我開玩笑? You here to make fun of me too?
調查局的人沒有幽默感, 我們可以進來嗎? We at the F.B.I. do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
可以 Sure.
- 謝謝 - 要檸檬汁嗎? - Thankyou. - Lemonade?
噢, 好的, 請進 Oh, yes, please.
警察局長親自來這… The chiefofpolice himselfcome up to the house...
…做了一個全面的調查 and did a full-out professional investigation.
拿走警方報告 還寫下我說的一切… Took a police report and writ down everything I said...
…但不相信我說的 任何一句話 from A to Z, not believing one thing I said.
而且還有點在取笑我 Sort of poking fun at me.
他們問我, 若他被謀殺… Then they asked, " If he was murdered...
怎麽能在屋子走動? how was he able to walk back in the house?"
我得承認這令我震驚 I gotta admit to you that one got me sorta stumped.
我知道艾葛, 那人不是艾葛 But I know Edgar and that wasn't Edgar.
就像有東西在穿艾葛的身體 It was like something was wearing Edgar.
像是外衣… Like a suit.
一件艾葛外衣 An Edgar suit.
那人變外星人前很醜 Dude was that ugly before he was an alien.
對不起 I'm sorry.
繼續 Go on.
不管怎樣… Anyway...
我醒來他已離開 I come to and he's gone.
- 他說了什麽嗎? - 有 - Did he say anything? - Yes.
他向我要水喝 He asked me for some water.
糖水 Some sugar water.
- 糖水? - 我記得, 因為很怪異… - Sugar water? - Yeah, I remember that right. 'Cause I thought that was odd.
…他要糖水而不是… That he asked me for sugar water and not lemonade or ice water or...
…水或是… regular water or...
…自來水 tap water.
好, 貝翠絲, 沒有外星人 All right, Beatrice. There was no alien.
那道閃光不是飛碟 The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a U.F.O.
是上升瓦斯氣團 Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket...
被金星反射 and refracted the light from Venus.
等一下 你洗掉她記憶再編個新的? Wait a minute. You flash that thing... it erases her memory and you just make up a new one?
這是記憶清除器 A standard-issue neuralizer.
你編那麽爛的故事? That weak-ass story is the best you can come up with?
好 All right.
附加說明… …艾葛跟他前任女友跑了 你搬去跟媽住一陣就好了 On a more personal note, Edgar ran offwith an old girlfriend. You'll go stay with your mom a couple nights.
你覺得這樣會更好 You'll get over it and decide you're better off.
反正他對你那麽壞 Yeah, because he never appreciated you anyway.
事實上, 告訴你 I n fact, you know what?
是你甩了他, 他走了… You kicked him out. And now that he's gone...
…你可以買漂亮衣服 you'll go into town, find yourself some nice dresses.
買雙鞋, 也許去做做臉 Get yourself some shoes. Find somewhere you could get a facial.
而且… And...
…快找人來重新裝璜, 糟透了 hire a decorator to come here quick because, damn!
我何時才能… Yo, Kay, check it out. When do I get my own flashy...
…有記憶清除器? memory messer-upper thing?
等你長大之後 When you grow up.
拜托不要是綠色 Please, not green.
可惡! Damn. Damn.
你知道是哪種 外星人流綠汁… I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life-form...
…喝糖水的? leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water?
那是昨晚機智問答的題目 Wait. That was on " Final Jeopardy" last night.
答案是… 柴德, 蟲族入侵 - Damn, Alex said it was-- - Zed, we have a bug.
表示… So.
我們不喜歡蟲族? What? We don't like bugs?
蟲族制造大屠殺 Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger.
它們消耗, 騷擾…毀滅其他的種族 They consume, infest, destroy, live off the destruction of other species.
你小時候被蟲咬過? - You were stung as a child, right? - Listen, kid.
想像一個超大蟑螂 它力大無窮… I magine a giant cockroach with unlimited strength...
…劣等生物本性, 易怒… a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper...
…穿艾葛的皮橫行曼哈頓 is tear-assing around Manhattan Island in a brand-new Edgar suit.
聽起來有趣嗎? Sound like fun?
該怎麽做? What's the move?
只要蟲族在城裏 我們就要去陳屍間監視 With the bug in town, we'll watch the morgues.
3號屍體要放哪裏? Where do you want contestant number three?
放在那就行了 Just leave it there.
那只貓怎麽回事? What's with the cat?
這只貓有個麻煩, 在這簽名 There's a problem with the cat. Sign here.
- 什麽麻煩? - 那是你的問題 - What's the problem with the cat? - It's your problem.
我討厭活的東西 I hate the living.
開始吧! Shall we?
噢, 我的老天! Oh, my God!
朋友, 你是什麽? Buddy, what are you?
解剖時屍溫約112度… Subject was approximately 112 degrees at time of autopsy...
…表示體溫上升了 indicating an increase in body temperature.
檢驗員想由直腸量體溫 Examiner tried to verify this rectally...
卻找不到直腸 only to find the subject was without rectum.
這情況真-- 怪異 - Which is, needless to say, really-- - Weird.
我們是衛生局的裏歐醫生 I'm Dr. Leo Manville, Department of Public Health.
這是懷特醫生 This is Dr. White.
你一定沒有家庭生活 You boys must not have much of a home life.
我們最近在監視這陳屍間 近來有何異常狀況? We watch the morgues very carefully. Seen something unusual?
有, 有3人被殺 I'd say so. Triple homicide.
第一個還算正常 除了被劈成兩半之外 The first body was pretty normal, except he was broken in half.
但當我解剖了另兩個屍體… 我帶你去看 But when I opened up the other two, well-- Let me show you.
他的骨骼架構有異於常人 There's a skeletal structure unlike any I 've ever seen before.
我查看這個 I 'll look at it.
你們去查看另一個屍體 Dr. White, why don't you and Dr. Weaver check out the other body?
往這邊走，醫生 This way, Doctor.
這個更怪 This one's even stranger.
我做腹部解剖 I did a full laparotomy.
我由胃開始 我們可以由食道開始 或看你想從哪裏開始 I began with the stomach. We can start with the gastroesophageal junction. Whicheveryou prefer.
就照你的方法 Let's start whereveryou started at.
沒問題 Okeydokey.
- 這是你的貓? - 現在是了 - Your cat? - Guess it is now.
跟著屍體來的 伸進去 It came in with the body. Dive right in.
他不會在意的 I 'm sure he won't mind.
你的眼睛很美 You have really pretty eyes.
謝謝 Thank you.
感覺到了嗎? Feel that?
摸到幽門了?移開它 Where the pyloric junction would be? Push it aside.
什麽不對勁?胃、 肝、 肺… Notice anything strange? Stomach, liver, lungs?
沒有, 都很好 No, all fine.
器官都不見了 Doctor, they're all missing.
當然 我一開始就察覺了 Well, of course. That's obviously the first thing I noticed.
我的意思是說 裏面沒有… What I was pointing out is the fact that there are no...
…一樣器官… pieces...
…還存在 of them left.
你知道, 那些器官都… You know, so they're intact.
不在體內…是肯定的 Wherever they are. Whole, somewhere. That we can be sure of.
我們見過嗎? Have we met before?
我有個似曾相識的感覺 I 'm having the strangest feeling of.
- 我也是 - 真的? - Yeah, me too. - Really?
想知道我在想什麽嗎? 但別告訴他 Okay, you want to know what I really think?
他太緊張了 But don't tell him, he's under enough stress.
我認為那不是屍體 I don't think it's a real body.
我認為這是種運輸工具 或是類似的 I think it's some kind of transport unit for something else altogether.
問題是, 什麽? The question is, what?
這是不是把你嚇壞了? Is this freaking you out?
不 No, girl.
你知道有時候我想做什麽? You know what I like to do sometimes when it's late?
不知道 No.
懷特醫生 Dr. White.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
怎麽樣? What do you think?
很有趣, 她很喜歡死人 Very interesting. She got a real Queen-of-the-Undead thing going--
- 我是指“身體” - 身材很棒 - Of the body. - Great body.
我指屍體 The dead body.
你最好去看看 Man, you have to look at that thing.
認得他嗎? You recognize him?
像在總部見過他, 只是更死像 Yeah, he looks like the big guy I saw down at headquarters, only deader.
是什麽殺了他? What do you think killed him?
- 蟲族? - 懷特醫生 - A bug? - Dr. White.
她在叫你 You're up, slugger.
看這個 Look at this.
這是什麽? What the hell is that?
必須… Must...
避免… To prevent...
…爭奪 contest.
你想說什麽? It's okay. What are you trying to say?
避免… To prevent...
避免… "To prevent..."
…掙紮? Struggle?
不… No.
…避免… To prevent...
戰爭? War?
戰爭 War.
銀河系… The galaxy...
…是在… ...is on...
…獵戶座的… ...Orion's...
…帶-- ...be- be--
怎麽說? What is word?
床? The bed?
星帶? 獵戶座星帶? Belt? Orion's belt?
“避免戰爭銀河系 在獵戶座星帶上” "To prevent war the galaxy is on Orion's belt."
什麽意思? What the hell does that mean?
那個叫… Doctor...
- …什麽的, 過來 - 叫什麽的? - whatever, come here! - Dr. "Whatever"?
你們不是衛生局派來的 You guys aren't really from the Department of Health, are you?
羅塞柏!可惡! Rosenberg! Ah, damn.
安卡利人不會喜歡這個 他是皇族的成員之一 The Arquillians will not like this. He was one of the royal family.
這是外星人… I knew it. This is an alien.
…你們是政府官員 來掩飾實情的 And you're from some government agency trying to keep it under wraps.
他說避免戰爭銀河系 在獵戶座星帶上 He said, "To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion's belt."
這就對了 你要怎麽解釋紐約? This makes total sense. How else do you explain New York?
前幾天我在出租車裏而這個家夥 The other day I was in this cab and this guy--
銀河系在獵戶座星帶上 聽起來沒道理 "Galaxy on Orion's belt" doesn't make sense.
大頭裏的小人是這麽說, 對嗎? That's what the little dude inside the big dude's head said. Right?
是的 然後… Right after--
可惡!你洗掉了她的記憶 Damn, man. You did the flashy thing already.
不論你們是誰, 出示身份證 Whoeveryou are, you have to show I.D. ifyou're gonna be in the morgue.
當然, 小姐, 請看一下 Of course, young lady. Look at this for me, please.
- 別再照了, 好嗎? - 什麽？ - Would you stop that? - What?
那個會害她得腦癌或什麽的 That thing is gonna give her brain cancer or something.
她以前沒被傷害過,我們得把這裏所有的門都關上 Never hurt her before. We have to close all the doors here.
特勤組快到了 Special Services will be here any minute.
“以前”你照了那可憐的女人幾次? " Before"! How many times have you flashy-thinged that poor woman?
兩次 Couple.
- 你不擔心造成長期傷害? - 有一點 - No worries about no long-term damage? - Little.
- 你照過我嗎? - 沒有 - Have you ever flashy-thinged me? - No.
- 說真的!有沒有照過我! - 沒有 - I ain't playing with you! Have you? - No.
以後清除記憶的事交給我 I think I should be in charge of the flashy thing department.
有我在休想 Not while I'm around, ace.
你會燒壞別人的腦袋 You won't be happy till you fricassee someone's brain out.
有兩個死了的外星人 We got two dead aliens and a Deputy Medical Examiner...
- 而且驗屍員需要新記憶 - 是的，長官 - that needs a new memory. - Yes, sir.
給她個快樂的記憶 Make it a happy memory.
它到底在哪裏? Where is it?
名字, 城市, 國家 瑞絲伊麗莎白, 加拿大
搜尋中…
尋獲
餵, 柴德… Hey, Zed.
…這裏的人都不睡覺? Doesn't anyone ever get any sleep around here?
雙胞胎讓我們在聖塔倫時間 那一天有37小時 The twins keep us on Centaurian time. It's a 37-hour day.
過幾個月就會習慣 或者你會精神錯亂 Give it a few months, you'll get used to it. Or have a psychotic episode.
這是獵戶座 Here's Orion.
是北方天空最亮的星群 It's a grouping of the brightest stars in the northern sky.
- 這是獵戶星帶 - 那個小人就是這麽說的 - And here's Orion's belt. - That's what the little guy said.
“避免戰爭 銀河系在獵戶座星帶” "To prevent war, the galaxy is on Orion's belt."
小子, 獵戶星帶上沒銀河系 Junior, there are no galaxies on Orion's belt.
星帶就是這3顆星 銀河系是很大的 The belt is just these three stars.
有幾十億顆星, 你聽錯了 Galaxies are huge. They're made up of billions of stars. You heard wrong.
隨你說, 我知道我聽到什麽 Look, whatever, I know what I heard.
很漂亮 Pretty lady.
影像消失
那個糟老頭的故事漸漸的顯現了 The grumpy guy's story is starting to come into focus a little bit here.
獻花給外星人的人就是你 You were the guy in the picture you showed me with the flowers.
我猜她一直沒收到花 And, I take it, she never got those flowers.
她結婚了嗎? So, what, she ever get married or anything?
有人說, 轟轟烈烈的愛 You know what they say.
…勝於沒愛過“ " It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
你試試 Try it.
看看這個 Take a look at this.
他們正在離境 My God, they're all leaving.
剛逃走了12人, 瑞吉打的頭陣 We've had 1 2 jump in the last hour. Redgick was just the first.
他們獲悉什麽我們不知道的情報? What do they know that we don't?
老鼠為何棄船而逃? Why does a rat desert a ship?
4號衛星顯示質子熱感應器 Give me Lem Sat 4 with a proton induction thermoscan, please.
謝謝, 18號衛星 Thankyou. Okay. Lem Sat 1 8.
好, 4000 All right, 4,000.
- 是安卡利戰艦 - 而安卡利王子死在地球上 - That's an Arquillian battle cruiser. - We've got a dead Arquillian prince.
魔鬼在說話 Speak of the devil.
聽起來他們氣壞了 They sound pissed.
快翻譯出來, 快 Boys, translate that. Step on it.
去羅斯柏珠寶店搜一搜 看能找出什麽 Go to Rosenberg's jewelry store and see what you can turn up.
凱 Kay
給他個武器 Give the kid a weapon.
- 原子4號槍 - 就是我要的 - Series 4 de-atomizer. - That's what I 'm talking about.
小蟋蟀 Noisy cricket.
凱, 不, 別這樣 Kay, no, no, come on, man.
你拿原子4號… You get a Series 4 de-atomizer...
…我拿小蟋蟀? I get a midget cricket?
感覺上一捏就碎了 Feel like I 'm going to break this damn thing.
這是我的卡車! Hey, this is my truck!
記得領車時跟他們說 Make sure you tell them that down at the impound.
拜托 Please.
誰闖入珠寶店卻不偷珠寶? Who breaks into a jewelry store and leaves all the jewels?
要找的不是珠寶 Somebody not looking for jewelry.
這家夥真愛他的貓 He had a serious crush on his cat.
趴下 Get down!
老天! Man!
是他, 是那個蟲族! That's him. That's the bug!
穿著艾葛衣! In the Edgar suit!
別在眾目睽睽下開槍! We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
我們沒時間討論這個! We ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit!
外星人的戰艦就要-- Have you forgotten? There's an alien battle cruiser--
總有戰艦、 死光槍… There's always an alien battle cruiser or a Korilian death ray...
…或是銀河黑死病入侵地球 or an intergalactic plague about to wipe out life on this planet.
人類快樂過日子因為… The only way people get on with their happy lives...
…他們什麽不知道! is they do not know about it!
別擔心那只蟲 Don't worry about the bug.
他走不了, 他的船在我們手上 He's not leaving town. We've got his ship.
派封鎖隊來… Zed, we need a containment crew...
…到麥道格街 on MacDougal Street south ofHouston.
封鎖是個好主意了 但外星人還在繼續離開 Containment may be a moot point, friend. The exodus continues.
就像是舞會結束了 最後走的要付帳 It's like the party's over and the last one to leave gets stuck with the check.
忘恩負義的! You sorry little ingrates!
那安卡利戰艦呢? What about the Arquillians?
翻譯出部分的信息是: We've only translated part of the message so far:
- 交出銀河系 - 他們要得不多, 不是嗎? - " Deliver the galaxy." - They don't want much, do they?
有更好的 Oh, it gets better.
他們要我們負責 They hold us responsible.
MIB交出銀河系
把死人放在哪裏? Where do you keep your dead?
我沒有死人 I don't have any dead.
在哪裏? Where?
不知道 在市立陳屍間嗎? I don't know. The city morgue?
那3張1塊錢, 先生 That's three for a dollar, sir!
因為金星的光反射在… It was some light that refracted off ofVenus...
…沼澤氣上… into some swamp gas...
…所以會… and that's what made the--
好了, 小子! All right, kid!
失陪, 怎麽了? Excuse me. What's up?
安卡利人要銀河系 不管那是什麽意思 The Arquillians want the galaxy, whatever the hell that means.
需要精通銀河系的專家幫忙 We need help, a professional.
…一個對星際政治有經驗的人 Somebody with years of experience in intergalactic politics.
希望那家夥還沒離城 I just hope the little prick hasn't skipped town.
大家註意了，謝謝 May I have your attention? Thank you.
大家聚到這裏… Ifyou'll gather over here.
聚到這裏, 再近一點 That's right, move in closer. That's good.
請大家看這裏, 謝謝 If you look right here, I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
偽裝真差, 一看就是外星人 That's the worse disguise ever. He's obviously an alien.
你不喜歡? 你可以親我毛茸茸的小屁股 You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt.
你忙嗎?弗蘭克 You busy, Frank?
抱歉沒空, 太空船要開了 Can't talk now. My flight's leaving in--
開始吧! 叫捕狗隊來! - Get your paws off me! - Call the pound! We got a stray.
這狗欠我朋友錢 The dog owes my friend money.
關於安卡利和蟲族 你知道什麽? Arquillians and bugs, Frank, what do you know?
- 不知道 - 不知道? - Nothing. - Nothing?
停, 停!好! Stop it. Stop it. Okay. Okay.
羅斯柏不只是安卡利人 Rosenberg wasn't some two-bit Arquillian.
他是銀河系的管理人 他以為在地球會安全 He was the guardian of a whole galaxy. They thought he'd be safe on Earth.
蟲族有另外的計劃 The bug had other plans.
銀河系是宇宙次原子能源的最好來源 The galaxy is the best source for subatomic energy in the universe.
若蟲族取得, 安卡利人就完了 If the bugs get their slimy claws on it, kiss the Arquillians good-bye.
問星帶的事 Ask about the belt.
他說銀河系在獵戶座星帶上是什麽意思? Rosenberg mentioned a galaxy on Orion's belt.
考倒我了 - What's he mean? - Beats me.
別搖了! Not around.
他在練習腹語 They're rehearsing a ventriloquist act.
銀河系在地球上! The galaxy is here!
什麽意思? What do you mean " here"?
銀河系十億顆星怎會在這裏? Galaxy's millions of stars and planets. How's it here?
你們什麽時候才了解到 尺寸不是問題? You humans! When will you learn size doesn't matter?
重要的東西也可以很小 J ust because something's important, doesn't mean it's not very small.
- 多小? - 非常小。像彈珠或珠寶 - How small? - Tiny. Like a marble or a jewel.
抱歉 我要在趕太空船之前走一走 If you'll excuse me, I gotta be walked before my flight.
讓我們離開這裏 All right. Get out of here.
銀河系在這 不是在獵戶座星帶上 If the galaxy's here, it's not on Orion's belt.
你想引人註意… Boy, when you want attention--
獵戶座 Orion.
很好聽的名字 That's a pretty name.
這是什麽? What's this?
是的, 很好, 謝謝 Yes, good, thank you.
謝謝你確定鈴沒壞 Thank you for making sure the bell works.
農夫, 有什麽事? What's up, Farmer John?
有個人早先來過這裏 A man came in here earlier.
一個死人 A dead man.
與我何幹? And that means what to me?
他是我的好友 It was a very dear friend of mine.
有只動物跟他一起 I believe he had an animal with him.
是我送他的禮物, 一只貓 It was a gift I gave him. A pet cat.
對我來說非常的重要 It means worlds to me.
我想要回來 I'd like to have it back.
我需要身份證… I'm gonna need a picture I.D...
…寵物擁有人證明… written proof of ownership of the cat...
…與死人親屬關系的 notarized proof of kinship with...
公證證明 the deceased.
別這樣 Don't do that.
哪樣? Do what?
別打 Don't do it.
天啊! Oh, man.
殺蟲劑
- 凱, 交給我就行了 - 什麽？ - Look, Kay, let me handle this one. - What?
不過是抓貓, 不難的 All we gotta do is get a cat. It's not really that hard.
如果你進去 你又會對她照個不停 But if you go in, you'll lay your Jack Webb on her.
會害她得血癌 Flash your brain ray all in her face. She'll wind up with leukemia.
醫生不需要你把她學的都洗掉 She's a doctor. She don't need you flashing away her med school classes.
- 我只要五分鐘 - 兩分鐘 - Five minutes. - Two minutes.
- 那只貓呢? - 我說了, 不知道 - Where's the animal? - I told you I don't know.
我們去找 Let's see if we can find it.
你好 Hello!
嗨! Hello!
你好嗎? - How you doing? - Hello.
我是弗萊迪警官 26支局來的 I'm Sergeant Friday, from the 26th precinct.
有只貓跟屍體一起被送來 A cat came in with a corpse the other day.
- 名牌上是寫著獵戶座 - 是的 - "Orion" on the name tag. - Yes, that's right.
這只貓… This cat is a...
…是謀殺案… a witness in a murder case.
…的證人, 我要帶它走 I'm gonna need to take him, ask him a few questions.
- 我不知道貓在哪裏 - 不知道? - I don't know where the cat is. - You don't?
但你可以帶我跟你走 No, but maybe you could take me with you instead.
你還真主動 Damn, you do start fast, don't you?
我真的想跟你走 I'd really like to go with you...
…就是現在! now.
為什麽? And exactly why is that?
我有東西要給你看 慢點 There's something I need to show you.
你不可以這麽快! Slow down, girl. You ain't got to hit the gas like that.
你一定要看這個 You don't understand. You really need to see this.
我會, 只有一件事, 我來開 這不是雄糾糾的任務 I will, I will. One thing, I got to drive. It's not some macho trip.
我在說這是我的習慣 I'm saying that's the way I get down.
色鬼, 你沒搞懂 Look, stud, you're really not getting this.
我需要你幫助我 There's something I need you to help me with.
- 別動! - 你真遲鈍! - Freeze it, bug! - Christ, you are thick!
- 我怎麽會知道? - 說得還不夠清楚? - How was I to know? - Should I have sung it for you?
你像在勾引我-- If you weren't coming on like--
真是的!女人表現點自主性-- That is so typical. A woman shows a hint of sexual independence--
- 閉嘴! - 放開她, 吃屎的! - Shut up! - Let her go, shiteater.
聽好, 兔崽子… Listen, monkey-boy.
…跟你比起來我們進化多了 Compared to you humans, I'm on the top rung of the evolutionary ladder.
它也一樣 讓我看你的臉 然後我會把你的病治好 - So can it. - You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.
拔過蒼蠅的翅膀嗎? 想過蒼蠅會報仇嗎? Ever pull wings off a fly? Care to see the fly get even?
那你的船呢? How far can you go with no ship?
你沒太空船, 已經被沒收了 If that's what you call that space trash we got locked in the office.
- 放下武器! - 休想 - Put your weapons down! - Never going to happen, insect.
- 沒關系 - 怎麽會沒關系? - It's okay. - How is it okay?
我是說將會沒事 I'm saying it's going to be okay.
別太肯定, 混球 Don't bet on it, meat sack.
放我走! Let me go!
進去! Go on!
- 帶我去這裏 - 休想 - Take me here. - No way.
帶我去! Take me!
他上了出租車 He's in a cab!
別動… Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
嗨，什麽？ Hey, man, what?
搭出租車逃不出地球, 走! 跟我來! He's not leaving the planet in a cab. Let's go.
啟動曼哈頓偵測網 Come with me. Put up a bio-net all the way around Manhattan.
不是人類就別想離開! If it's not human, I don't want it to leave this island.
安卡利戰艦怎麽說? What do we hear from our friends upstairs?
一樣, 交出銀河系 Same thing. " Deliver the galaxy."
蟲族拿走銀河系 但我們有飛行器 The bug has the galaxy but we have his ship. He's looking for a way out.
警告! 質子武器威脅 Warning. Protonic fusion detection.
質子武器威脅
為什麽開槍打我們? What the hell they shooting at us for?
安卡利戰爭規則 他們下了最後通牒, 然後示警彈 之後要在銀河1周時間回覆 Battle rules, kid. First, we get an ultimatum... then a warning shot, then a galactic standard week to respond.
銀河1周是多久? A galactic standard week? How long is that?
1小時 One hour.
1小時? One hour?
然後呢? Then what?
交出銀河系 否則摧毀地球, 對不起 That's bullshit.
別讓蟲族得手 安卡利人會毀了它 Kid, to keep the bugs from getting it, the Arquillians will destroy the galaxy.
是指地球 And whatever planet it's on.
你指的是我們 很討厭吧? - You're talking about us. - Sucks, huh?
搜索1百裏以內的太空船 I'm getting the location of every interstellar vehicle within 1 00 miles.
搜過了, 法蘭克搭上最後一艘船 I already did. Frank took the last ship.
- 史尼登機場與史龍碼頭 - 走了 - Snedens Landing and Throg's Neck. - They're gone.
- 大西洋城 - 走了 - Atlantic City. - Adios.
- 巴瑞歐站? - 走了 - Bayonne? - Gone.
- 還有三裏島 - 走了 - There's Three Mile Island. - Gone.
史坦登島! - Y'all. - Staten Island?
- 走了, 謝天謝地 - 夥計們 - Gone, thank God. - Fellas!
時間緊迫。如果蟲子離開銀河系-- We're running out of time. If the bug leaves with the galaxy--
嘿!老頭! Hey, old guys!
那還能用嗎? Do those still work?
- 你跟我來 - 什麽? - You're coming with me. - What?
長途飛行, 我要點心 It's a long trip. I 'll need a snack.
你要走隧道? Wait, the tunnel?
- 你知道更好的路到皇後區嗎? - 隧道會堵車! - You know a better way to Queens? - It's gonna be packed.
記得紅色按紐嗎? - Remember the little red button? - Yeah.
按紅色按紐 Push the red button.
最好系上安全帶 You may want to wear a seat belt.
你太緊張了, 年輕人放輕松 You're much too tense. You're a young man.
放輕松, 享受工作上的樂趣 You need to relax. Learn to take some joy in your work.
喜歡音樂嗎? 貓王 You like music?
哇! Man!
這樣好多了 That's better.
你知道貓王己死了? You do know Elvis is dead?
沒有, 貓王沒死, 他回家了 No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
你不會想吃我 我是地球上的重要人物 我是皇後 You don't want to eat me. I'm important on my planet. A queen!
是女神, 大家崇拜我 A goddess, even. There are those who worship me.
我只是想讓你知道 這樣會引起戰爭 I'm not trying to impress you.Just letting you know it could start a war!
戰爭才好 我家人就有的吃的了 全部7千8百萬的人 Good, war. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them.
- 那有好多口要餵 - 你是個好爸爸, 但我要留在這! - That's a lot of mouths to feed. - You Wonderful dad, but I'm staying here!
那就是我的意思 Now, that's what I'm talking about.
蟑螂來了 Roaches check in.
休想離開 But they don't check out.
警告! Warning.
地球8分鐘後毀滅 Eight minutes to the destruction ofEarth.
8分鐘後… …毀滅 Eight minutes to destruction.
我們用內爆第五級電波 We'l I use pulsar level 5, with a sub-sonic i m plosion factor.
什麽?! What?
數到3就射擊, 1 J ust shoot the dam n thi ng on the count of three. One...
…2…3 two, three.
白癡! You idiots!
你根本就不懂! You don't get it!
我贏了 I've won.
結束了 It's over.
吃奶的蠢貨! You milk suckers!
你們不重要 You don't matter.
幾秒鐘後你們都不會礙事了 I n a few seconds, you won't even be matter.
你因違反星際法被捕了 You're under arrest for violating sections of the Tycho Treaty.
交出你手上的銀河系… So hand over whatever galaxy you are carrying and step away...
…然後把手放到頭上 from your busted-ass vehicle and put your hands on your head.
我把手… I 'll put my hands...
…放到頭上 on my head.
像這樣? Like this?
這不在我的計劃中 That did not go at all how I'd planned.
不要讓它上第二條船 Whatever happens, don't let him on the second ship.
- 你說什麽? - 別讓他離開地球! - What are you talking about? - Keep him on this planet.
凱，你要去哪裏? Kay, where are you going?
去拿回我的槍 I'm getting my gun back.
餵, 蟲人! Hey, bug!
我跟你說話! You know how many ofyour kind I've swatted with a newspaper?
知道我用報紙殺過多少像你一樣的蟲子? You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to me...
…你這個粘噠噠的 專吃內臟的寄生蟲 you slimy, gut-sucking, intestinal parasite!
吃我! Eat me!
怎麽了? What's up?
吃完就想逃?不吃點心了? You just going to eat and run, huh? What about dessert?
就這樣? That's it?
現在好戲才剛要上場! Where you going? This party's just getting started.
你要去哪? Where're you going?
你要去哪? Where you going?
聽好 Listen.
只有一個方法離開這星球 就是必須經過我這關 There's one way off this planet, baby, and that's through me.
你去哪裏? Where're you going?
你以為你贏了? Why you runnin', huh?
我還站著的 I'm still standing.
快, 帶來, 帶來 Come on. Bring it. Bring it.
抱歉 那是你的姑媽嗎? I'm sorry. Was that your auntie?
這表示這是你舅舅 That must mean that's your uncle, huh?
你們長得都一樣 You know you all look alike.
噍噍 Well, well.
大壞蟲有顆脆弱的心 Big bad bug got a bit of a soft spot, huh?
我不明白的是… What I can't understand is whyyou...
…你為什麽要帶人來這 got to come down here bringing all this ruckus.
制造混亂奪取銀河系? Snatching up galaxies and everything.
我的態度是不找麻煩就沒麻煩 My attitude is, don't start nothing, won't be nothing.
快從我的面前消失 免得麻煩上身 You need to ease up out my face before something bad happen to you.
太遲了 Too late.
告訴安卡利人 我們拿到銀河系了 Call the Arquillians. Tell them we have the galaxy.
知道了 You got it, friend.
要把槍拿回來, 是嗎? Going to get your gun back, huh?
我喜歡這把槍 I like this gun.
你在裏面鬼混 害的我一個人在忙 While you were in there playing around, I was here doing all the work.
我先用石頭打他的頭 First, I had to bean him in the head with this big rock.
本來想用木板打他 Then I was going to hit him with a two-by-four.
它踢我, 好痛 He kicked me. You know, it hurt.
我拿起火來嚇他 Then I got the fire. I was "yah" with the fire.
工作第二天表現不錯 Not bad foryour second day ofwork, is it?
這是我遇過最怪異的情況 This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
你該看看在1968年 麥格遜人遷移時 Should've been here for the Zeronion migration in 1968.
你還沒出生吧! I guess you weren't even alive in '68.
很有趣的工作! Interesting job you guys have.
我知道有規矩… Look, I know we got rules and everything, but...
…但她幫我們殺了那只蟲 也許別清除她的記憶 she did help us bust that bug. Maybe we don't have to flashy thing her.
她會跟誰說? 她成天跟死人為伍 Come on. Who she gonna tell? She hang out with all dead people.
不是給她的 It's not for her.
是給我的 It's for me.
什麽? What?
很美吧? They're beautiful, aren't they?
星星 Stars.
我很久沒觀賞 其實它們很… I never look at them anymore, but they actually are quite...
漂亮 beautiful.
凱，你把你的搭檔嚇壞了 Kay, you're frightening your partner.
我在訓練接班人 不是搭檔 I haven't been training a partner. I've been training a replacement.
凱, 等一下 Wait a minute, Kay.
我一人無法勝任 I cannot do this job by myself.
兩位!我的住處離這裏很遠 Hey, guys. My apartment isn't anywhere near here.
甚至不在這個島上 It's not even on the same island.
日期… Days...
…月份… months...
…年份 years.
不要朝著自己 Always face it forward.
我剛從蟑螂肚裏出來 I 've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach, kid.
是100個最不願記得的記憶之一 That's one of a hundred memories that I don't want.
再見 See you around,Jay.
不… No...
…你不會的 you won't.
底特律汽車“向地心引力挑戰”
紐約棒球隊內野手說:
飛碟害我漏接!
一個男人昏迷35年!
重回女友懷抱
柴德說索裏領事要公牛隊的票 Zed called. The Solaxiant 9 consulate wants floor seats for the Knicks game.
通知丹尼斯洛曼, 他是索裏星人 Put in a call for Dennis Rodman, he's from that planet.
洛曼?你在開玩笑嗎? Rodman? You're kidding.
不是 Nope.
並沒有怎麽掩飾嘛 Not much of a disguise.