翻译：在路上 日升东方 一校：木槿小灰灰 二校：菜根
片名：惊恐 污秽 邪恶 自译：丑陋的罗马人 Ugly Dirty and Bad
把门带上 The door!
进进出出的... The f... ing door!
One day of these days I’ll nail it. 我总有一天要把它给封死
- 今天早上可真冷啊 - 越来越冷了 - How cold it is this morning! - The air is colder.
你昨晚又来拿我的钱了 是吧？ You tried again last night, huh?
一帮强盗！ Bunch of criminals!
那可是我的钱！ My money is mine!
就跟这只瞎了的眼睛一样是属于我的！ The eye that the quick lime blinded was mine.
保险金也是我的 听到没？ And the insurance money is also mine. Get it?
If you don't get it, I’ll make you understand with my rifle. 如果你还是听不懂 就让我的枪帮你懂懂
天杀的 撞见这帮歹徒 Crooks... rammed in the ass.
这是我的房子 我亲手盖的 This is my house, that I built with my hands.
一砖一瓦堆起来的 Brick by brick.
而你却把它当成了旅店 还不给钱！ And you live as if it was a hotel. Free!
一毛钱都不给我！ Without spending a lira!
来 叔叔带你飞 Come with your uncle!
不错吧 Nice!
你疯了吗？ 他脑袋会充血的！ Are you crazy? The blood will go to his head!
- 你嚷嚷什么？ - 他还是个婴儿！ 一边儿去！ - Why are you screaming? - He's a baby! - Go away!
- 耽误你什么了 - 让我一个人呆一会 - For what it costed you... - Leave me alone.
Gaetano 给我五千里拉怎么样？ Gaetano, will you give me the5 thousand liras or not?
钱是我的 谁都休想打它的注意 The million is mine and nobody can touch it.
三千也行啊 At least give me 3 thousand.
你这个无赖 Scoundrels.
给我两千吧 不然怎么找工作？ 走路去？ Give me two thousand. How am I going to look for work? Walking?
你找啥呢？ What are you looking for?
你去找工作 向圣母玛利亚祈祷你啥工作都找不到 You look for work and you pray to the Virgin that you don't find any.
不要多管闲事 Mind your own business!
喂 我在等你 Hey, you, I'm waiting for you!
等一下 等一下 马上来 Wait, wait... Just a moment!
真希望他们把你杀了 Hope they kill you...
I’ll throw you all out of here. 我要把你们全都从这里轰出去
- Here. – Relatives are like boots. - 给 - 这帮亲戚简直就跟鞋子一样
关系越近（紧） 伤你越深 The tighter they are, the more they hurt.
你想要这笔钱？ Do you want the money?
想要钱有本事你也跟我一样把眼睛弄瞎呀 Throw some quicklime on your eye if you want the money.
- 刮干净点 看这 - 让我安静的工作 - Make a good cut. Look here. - Just let me work.
什么时候了！ Maria Libera How late it is! Maria Libera!
如果你不喜欢就换一个 If you don't like it, get another.
- 抱下宝宝 - 给我五百块 - Hold the baby. - Give me five hundred.
Enea 我准备好了 如果Trombetta来的话 就让他等着 Enea, I'm ready. If the Trombetta comes, tell him to wait.
好的 我确定他会等你的 Sure! I'm sure he'll wait for you...
要不然给我200 100也行 Give me 200... 100...
怎么着也得给我一个吻吧 At least give me a kiss.
你们别蹦达了 行不行 每天早上都这样 我的床可不是给你们蹦达的！ Cut it out, will you? Every morning... My bed is not a ring!
他们等你呢 麻利点 They're waiting for you, hurry!
小孩的滑板车还在这儿呢 你俩都瞎了 The scooter indoors! Could you both become blind!
我要拿锤子砸烂你的车 I'll smash the scooter with a hammer.
他免费住在这 一个子儿都不掏 他又不是我儿子 He's here free, without paying a lira and he's not my son.
他是你儿子 He's your son!
- 他不是我儿子 - 那他是谁的？ - He's not my son. - Whose son is he then?
你问我？ 问问你自己吧 到处跟人乱搞 You're asking me? Ask the whore inside you.
- 他是十二月出生的 对吗 - 又怎样 - He was born in december, right? - So?
我在监狱里待了两年 I'd been in prison for two years.
- 五月出来的 他小子十二月出生 - 然后呢 - And I got out in May. He was born in December... - So?
- 他七个月就出世了 放屁吧 - 去你的七个月 - He was born seven months. - No, he was born son of a bitch.
我要把你们全都轰出去 I'll kick you all out.
昨晚你想拿我的钱 不是吗 You tried to get my money last night, didn't you ?
每次都这样 Again.
- 我就待在这里 - 不要 够了吧你 - I'll stay here! - No, no, come.
我要让他们每人脑袋吃一颗子弹 不是今天就是明天 A bullet in the head for all of them. If not today, then tomorrow.
- 我们走 - 所有人都走吗 - Romolo 来啦 - Let's go! - All here? - Romolo - Coming!
安静点 别把Tommasina吵醒了 她昨晚回来很晚 Be quiet or you'll wake up Tommasina! She came home late.
- 客户太多了吧 - 看看你妹妹吧 - Too many customers! - Look at your sister!
- 我女儿才没有做这些 - 没有穿内裤才对吧 - My daughter is without sin. - And without underwear!
- 回来的晚是因为她的工作就那样 - 跟妓女一样 - It's part of her job! - Like whores!
她是一个令人尊重的模特 She's a respected model!
- 是从屁股看出来的嘛！ - 从穿着打扮看出来的！ - From behind! - And from the front!
她是在哪儿卖自己的？ Where does she strut her stuff?
你妹才做那样的事呢 你去死吧 That's what your sister does! Die!
这周 Tommasina在拍海报封面呢！ This week, Tommasina is in a poster!
教会公告？ The church bulletin?
我们瞧瞧 Let's see...
太性感了 Hot!
- 但那根本就不是Tommasina - 就是她 - But that's not Tommasina! - Yes it is!
我从她的咪咪认出她来的 I recognized the tits!
- 那是个什么杂志 - 《色情男孩》吧哈哈 - What magazine is that? - "Wankboy."
- 她多穿点吧要不然要着凉啦 - 我们走吧 没意思了 - Cover her up or she'll catch cold! - Let's go, I'm tired.
离开那里是明智之举 Leave that is better!
他们纯属嫉妒 他们的妹妹没有这么成功 They're just jealous! Their sisters aren't so successful!
她还会成为电影明星呢！ She'll also star in a movie!
是在《一只驴的高潮》里嘛！ In "Asses high"!
妈妈 几点了？ Mom! What time is it?
可怜的孩子 他们把你吵醒了 Poor thing! They woke you up!
- 我好困啊 - 白痴 - I'm sleepy. - Idiots!
他们到底想干嘛 What did they want?
- 没长眼啊 - 帽子还给你了 - Blind! - I return your hat!
我们走 快点 我们去工作 Let's go, come on! Let's go to work!
上车 Mennea Get on, Mennea.
Romolo 等等我 Romolo, wait for me!
你弄我身上了 傻逼 You dirtied me up, idiot!
- 你都长这么黑了再黑一点怎么地了 要迟到了 - 你把我捎去…… - What does a little extra black do to you? - How late. Drop me...
车站就行 ...at the bus stop.
爷爷 Grandfather!
他们说不给酒就不给钱 They say that without money there's no wine.
我要宰了他们 I should kill them!
一对放高利贷的家伙 Couple of loan sharks!
给 一千里拉 Here. That's a thousand liras.
这是五百 They are 500.
- 当爷爷告诉你那是一千的时候意思是…… - 可明明就是五百 - When your grandfather tells you it's a thousand... - They're 500.
你总是跟我做对 You always contradict me.
总跟我作对 你们这些人都是这样 滚 Always contradict me! All of you ! Go!
冥顽不灵 Bring me the change.
你们这些人 All of you.
你们... All of you.
妈妈 我走了 Good-bye, mom.
- 你好啊 Tommasina - 你好 - Hello, Tommasina. - Hello.
我带你去电车那 我在那附近当女佣 I'll walk you to the tram. I work nearby as a maid.
你真是太美了 Tommasina 这是当然的了 因为你是个艺术家 How beautiful you are, Tommasina! Of course, you're an artist.
他们拍你的时候你累不累 Do you get tired when they photograph you?
- 不累 毫不费力 - 真的么？ - No, it's like doing nothing. - Really?
- 他们给的待遇怎么样？ - 那得看你给他们拍啥 - And do they pay you well? - It depends on what you show.
如果露的少 就一小时五里拉 If you show little, it's 5.000 liras the hour.
- 如果全裸 就能拿到二十里拉 - 那你就全裸啦！ - If you show everything, it gets to 20. - And you show everything!
导演说什么我做什么 I do what the director tells me
那位夫人给我五百里拉一小时 但我没脱衣服啊 That lady gives me 500 liras an hour, but I don't have to undress.
就你这样有啥看头？ And what would you show?
我在那也做过女佣 I also worked as a maid there.
告诉你还是当裸模好 记住我说的 Remember that it's better to get naked. Mark my words!
你要把我带到哪里啊？ Where are you taking me?
如果你说“谢谢” 我就会送你去工作 If you say "thank you" I'll see you to work.
- 谢谢 - 我说了让你说了你才说 不是时候 - Thank you. - Not now, when I say it.
你可别有非分之想 你想干嘛？ It's useless to get comfortable. What do you want to do?
- 说谢谢我们就走 - 好的好的 谢谢 - Say thanks and we leave. - Yes, yes, thank you...
Romolo 我知道你打的什么坏主意 I understood your game, Romolo.
来吧 别让我浪费时间 Please, don't make me waste time!
- 一会就好 就一下下 - 现在这样你也说的出口？ - A quickie... - At this time of day?
我是速战速决型的 I am a morning type.
- 我一到家就告诉你哥哥 - 他帮我给你钱的 - When I get home, I'll tell your brother. - So he pays up.
- 不行 不行 我说不行 - 我给你一里拉怎么样 - No, no! I said no! - I'll give you 1.000 liras.
这不是钱的事儿 我要迟到了 改日再做 It's not about money. It's getting late. Some other time we'll do it.
- 即便你是我老公的弟弟 - 去你妈的 - Though in-laws shouldn't. - Go fuck yourself.
- 又来了 - 你长这么骚 身材这么好 一看就是个荡妇 我真想不通 - There it is. - You have the body and face of a whore . I don't understand...
为什么不跟我做 ...why not.
他们昨晚又跑来拿我的钱…… They tried again last night...
狗娘养的 The sons of...
- Assuntina! - 来了 - Assuntina! - Here I am!
- 再给我来杯酒 - 马上 - Bring me another one. - At once.
- 你要干什么？ - 让我亲一下下 - What are you doing? - Give me a little kiss.
- 放开我！ 我妹妹能看到咱们 - 就亲我一下 - Leave me! My sister can see us! - Give me a kiss.
我妹妹正看着呢 My sister is looking!
你介意你妹妹干什么 What do you care about your sister?
别让我抓到你…… If I catch you...
Assuntina Assuntina...
Marcellina 过来 听着 Marcellina, come here. Listen...
- 还记得吗？ - 我不记得了 - Do you remember? - I don't remember.
- 忘了？ - 别碰我 - No? - Don't touch me.
你不记得了 忘记啦？ You don't remember. Did you forget?
我啥也记不得了 I don't remember anything.
- 你记得 你记得 - 我忘了 - You remember, you remember. - I don't remember.
你记得你得付半升酒钱吗？ Do you remember you have to pay half a liter?
- 什么时候还开始算我的钱了？ - 现在 - From when? - From now.
Marcellina 过来 Here, Marcellina.
听着 Listen.
- 你真是太美了 - 别乱动 - How pretty you were. - Keep still.
你太美了 How pretty you were!
真美 How pretty!
- 女人啊 - 也不听我的话 - Enemies...- Women...
去Cesaretto那里…… ...come to Cesaretto's.
肥皂 漂白剂 卫生纸 餐巾纸 Soap, bleach, toilet paper, napkins.
应有俱有 Everything for the house.
牙膏 除臭剂 洗涤剂 咖啡 Toothpaste, deodorant, detergent. glasses for coffee...
牛奶 卡布奇诺 ...milk, cappuccino.
扫帚 拖把 抹布 Brooms, mops, dusters.
没有你想不到的 Everything you need.
漂亮衣服 卫生纸 餐巾纸 Cloths, toilet paper, napkins...
肥皂 洗涤剂 除臭剂 滑石粉 Soap, detergent, deodorant, talc.
诚信经营 价格公道 童叟无欺 Cesaretto sells everything by weight and by package.
支持现金刷卡 Credit or cash.
扫帚 刷子 马桶 水桶 颜色五花八门 Brooms, brushes. Buckets, pails. All the colors.
浴盆 坛子 塑胶 石蜡 Tubs, demijohns. Unbreakable plastic, wax...
杀虫剂 杀鼠剂 - 你好啊 Giacinto ...insecticides, rat poison. Hello, Giacinto!
让我们都来打个招呼吧 Let's say: "Hello."
女人们 从房子里走出来吧 Cesaretto已经在这里了 Women, come out of the house. Cesaretto has arrived.
Cesaretto的东西物美价廉啊 Cesaretto sells everything cheap, economical...
价格绝对公道啊 女人们 想变得漂亮就来吧 ...always low price. Women, get pretty!
刮胡膏 刀片 Cesaretto这里啥都有哇 Shaving cream, blades. Cesaretto brings you everything.
毛巾 长袜 短袜 百分百纯羊毛衫啦 Towels, long and short stockings. Extra virgin wool undershirts.
棉内裤 胶水 针 Cotton underpants. Glues, needles...
线的颜色齐全啦 还卖皮炎平啦 ...threads in all colors, ointment for corns, ...
创可贴 棉花 酒精 ...band-aids, cotton, alcohol.
碗 水桶 塑料容器 Bowls, buckets and plastic containers...
国内外政治学的新课程啦 ...a new course in internal and external politics.
政府干预 举个典型例子…… Government intervention, a typical example being...
一个浩大的水利地质的项目 ...the vast hydro geological arrangement project...
在田纳西流域 ...of the Tennessee valley...
谁来了 Who came?
谁来了 Who came!?
没人 谁会来？ Nobody. Who was supposed to come?
那么说 没人？ So, nobody, huh?
美国正在崛起…… The USA now move confidently...
就像罗斯福常说的那句名言 ...as by Roosevelt's famous phrase.
我们唯一应该恐惧的就是…… "The only thing we have to fear is..."
唯一的是…… "The only... thing..."
我们唯一应该恐惧的就是恐惧本身 "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself".
我明白了 恐惧 是恐惧 Ah, I understood! Fear! Fear!
这是？ And this?
作为生来就需要的自由也是如此 ...and so are the fundamentals of liberty born...
言论自由 "Freedom of speech..."
- 这是什么？ - 马桶刷 - And what's this? - A toilet brush.
那么 你知道这东西 是吧 So, you know it, huh?
谁带过来的？ Who brought it?
- Cesaretto送的 - 我受够了Cesaretto 妈蛋的 - A gift from Cesaretto. - I'm fed up with Cesaretto!
我不在家的时候 也不想其他人来 When I'm not in, I don't want men in my house!
那是自然的了 女仆会走出来说 夫人不在家 Of course! The maid comes out and says: "The lady is not in."
如果他把东西给你 那你一定是已经给了他什么作为回报 If he gave that to you, you must have given something in return!
我能给他的是一个正在上学的孩子 What could I give him with a boy that studies...
- 那你妈呢？ - 她是一个比我更淫荡的妓女 - ...and your mother? - She is a bigger whore than I.
- 你给了他什么？ - 离我远点 - 告诉我 - What did you give him? - Leave me! - Tell me!
再别动我 你再动一下我就削了你 Leave me alone! If you move, I'll slice you.
- 拿了把小刀 你真够可以的 - 往那边走 - Grabbed a knife, did you?- Move!
- 我好害怕呀 - 走啊 我不是在动么？ - I'm so scared. - Move. - I'm not moving?
Matilde 加油 踢他的蛋蛋 Go, Matilde! Kick him in the balls!
戳他的眼睛 干得好 Get his eye, the good one!
这个老婊砸女生的 This son of an old and crippled whore!
他要把我杀了 He's killing me!
你看到了 是她先要杀了我的 You were witnesses that she tried to kill me!
我要把你送进监狱 I send you to jail!
早上好 我想和你谈谈 Good morning. I wanted to speak to you.
他做了什么 What did he do?
- 他差点杀死我 - 他很生气？ - He killed me! - Did he get angry?
救命啊 救救我吧 天呐 Help! Help me! Run!
够了 闭嘴 Enough! Cut it out!
- 别再生气 这事儿就这样了 - 听着 爸爸 - Don't get angry, these things happen.- Listen, dad...
有个赚大钱的机会 There's a great opportunity.
有人以300,000里拉的价格卖那家理发店 They're selling a salon for 300,000 liras.
- 就在路边 - 快点啊 你看血流的 - Nearby, on the road. - Hurry up, losing blood!
- 谋杀犯啊！ - 杀人啦！救命啊！ - Murderer! - Scream! Scream!
四个倒霉的乌鸦 Four bad-luck crows.
只要300,000里拉 你怎么看？ Only 300 thousand liras, What do you think?
你有这么多钱吗？ Do you have the 300,000 liras?
- 没有 我想你有... - 我？你他妈是谁？ - No, I thought that you ... - Me? And who are you?
我们是战友吗？ 是朋友吗？ 都不是 Were we conscripts together? Are we friends? No.
我会分期还钱的 I'll return it in installments.
不 不 我一毛钱都不会给你 把你带到这世上就够我受得了 No, I won't give you anything. It's enough that I brought you into this world.
我还有必要在工作这事上帮你么？ Do I have to help you in your work?
干得还真漂亮 真是我的好儿子 什么都不给 一点都不给！ You do well, my son. Don't give anything at all, "nothing"!
我正要说呢 这群人准备偷你的钱 I'm saying it for you. They'll steal your money.
没有人爱你 首先就是你妈妈 Nobody loves you. Starting with your mom.
这样吧 不爱我或许会更好 Do something: don't love me either that's better.
你根本花不成那钱 You won't enjoy that money!
他们会把钱偷走 或者拿去买药 They'll steal it or it will be spent on medicine!
我不介意 即使这钱仅仅是来办我的葬礼…… I don't care. Even if it's only good for my funeral...
我一个子儿都不会给你们的 不会给你也不会给别人 ...I won't give any to you or anybody else. Not to you nor anybody else.
听清楚了没？钱是我的 Is it clear? It is for me.
“清楚”你居然用英语说的“清楚” "Clear." In "English" you say "clear".
可怜的妈妈 Poor mom!
你都做了什么？ 我要宰了你 What did you do to mom? I'll kill you!
你毁了妈妈 You ruined mom!
小心了 你会伤到自个儿的 Be careful! You could hurt yourself!
还300,000里拉呢…… Three hundred thousand liras...
看我不给你屁股上踢300,000脚 I'll give you 300,000 kicks in the ass.
这些钱都是我的 The million is mine.
这就跟我的眼睛一样 This is my eye.
他们在等着我死 They wait that I die...
然后拿走我的房子和钱 ...to take my house and my money.
- 妈妈 你这是怎么了？ - 发生什么了？ - Mom, what happened? - What happened?
我刚到这里 I just got here.
- 早上好 - 早上好 - Good morning. - good morning.
看看我早上拿来的东西吧 Look at the object I brought this morning.
一个带有天使的钟 A clock with an angel.
在市中心买下它会花掉你数百万里拉 再搭上这辆车 Downtown it would cost you a hundred thousand liras. Plus the bus.
可你偷了它 然后走到这儿来了 But you stole it and walked here.
好吧 你能给我多少钱？ Ok. How much will you give me?
- 五十 - 再多个零成吗？ - 50. - Where is the zero?
只有五千否则你什么都得不到 It's 5,000 liras or nothing.
不公平 你们总是这样 搞得跟贼一样 It's not fair. You always do the same. Thieves.
你不是说五千吗 You said "5 thousand."
你还欠我们四千 现在还没还 You owed us 4. We're even now.
给我拿包烟 Give me a pack of cigarettes.
过来 Come here!
别跑 过来 Don't run away! Come here!
过来 快回家 还跑 Come here! Go home! Run!
- 你好 Nando 这么早 - 鞋跟破了 - Hello, Nando, so early? - The heel broke.
- 我要换双鞋 - 再见 -再见 - I need to change shoes. - Good-bye. - Good-bye.
你带着老鼠干嘛去？ Where are you going with that mouse?
那时候她正摘掉干枯的花朵 As she was picking flowers to dry...
其他的花还在开 ...others bloomed.
然后那姑娘做了件新鲜事 Then the girl did something nice and very new.
她用那花园里所有的花盖了一座房子 She made a house with all the flowers in her garden.
够了 Romolo Plinio是你吗？Domizio？ Enough, Romolo! Plinio, is that you? Domizio?
- 我是Nando - 还好 幸亏是你 - I'm Nando. - Ah, good, fortunately.
可是那魅力只能持续一段时间 But that charm lasted only a while.
- Nando 你在做什么？ - 你猜 - Nando, what are you doing? - Guess.
我知道了 快停下 I already guessed. Stop it.
每座房子都有一段历史 Each house has its history.
别动 Stay still!
我就像风一样没有家 For me, the wind has no home.
漂泊无依 One day it's here, the next there.
这是什么？ 一只老鼠 What is this? A rat...
我不明白 你打扮得像个女的搞起来却像个男人 I don't understand. You dress like a woman and behave like a man.
你到底想干嘛？ What do you want to do?
Nando 你变过性吗？ Nando, did you change your sex?
闭嘴 真可笑 Stop it. This makes me laugh.
- 是你 怎么不去死 - 你想干嘛 - Oh, it was you. Why don't you just die? - What do you want?
- 同性恋 异装癖 死变态 - 闭嘴 - Homo, trannie, faggot... - Shut up!
爆了你的菊花 Go get fucked in the ass!
- 再见 妈妈 - 同性恋 - Bye, mom! - Faggot!
我应该和警官先生谈谈 I should speak with the police officer.
他知道我 He knows me.
我把所有事都跟他说了 他会被逮捕 I tell him everything, he gets arrested...
然后在监狱度过余生 ...and spends the rest of his life in jail.
- 嘿 嘿 - 他们对你做了什么 - Hi, hi. - What did they do to you?
这里有一个伟大的工人 Here is the great working man.
他们从来没忘记这里 They never forget the address.
- 你好 Tommasina - 你好 - Hello, Tommasina. - Hello.
- 你好 孩子 - 你好 妈妈 - 瞧这一家子 - Hello, child. - Hello mom. - What a family!
- 你还好么 Angiolina ？ - 嚯 这车！ 他看起来很严肃 - Angiolina, how are you? - What a car! He looks serious...
- 他是谁？ - Gastone - ...who is he? - Gastone.
你想干什么？ What do you want?
要把我带到哪里？ Where are you taking me?
妓女 Harlot.
你做了坏事 You did something bad.
我？你在说什么？什么坏事？ Me? What are you saying? What was bad?
我看到你在洗头 I saw you while you were washing your hair.
我洗头又怎么了？ And what happened while I was washing my hair?
你给我那同性恋儿子Nando进行了特殊服务 You had a "service" with my faggot son Nando.
我？你他妈疯了吧 Me? You're crazy.
别狡辩了 我亲眼看到了 你这发了情的母狗 Don't deny it. I saw you with this eye, bitch in heat.
- 我没注意到 - 哦？ - I didn't notice anything. - Oh, yeah?
而我看到了一切 你个不要脸的 And I imagined everything. You're shameless!
你在伤害我 You're hurting me!
跟你丈夫的兄弟发生关系你不觉得羞耻吗 Aren't you ashamed of doing it with your husband's brother?
住在同一个屋檐下啊 And under the same roof!
你那个带了绿帽子的丈夫发现了怎么办？ And if that cuckold husband of yours found out?
如果他发现了你们的事 他会怎么说？ What would he say? What would he say if he found out?
我是无辜的 我能做什么 我这么弱小 I am innocent. What could I do? I had to resist the violence.
安静点 别让他们听到 Be quiet, they'll hear you!
你以后多注意点 You should pay more attention.
我这么说是为了你好 就像父亲对自己的女儿 I'm talking for your own good. Like a father to a daughter.
你凭借这些资本 With all this material...
...撩起了所有男人的欲望 ...you provoke all the males.
他们路过房子看到你... 就像这样... 有欲望 One sees you around the house like this and gets excited.
脑袋一发热... 不能乱来 The heat settles in and what should not happen, happens.
- 你说什么的 我不懂 - What are you doing? I don't understand.
- 为了这个家的安宁我不会告诉你丈夫的 - I won't tell your husband for the sake of peace in the house.
只要让我上了你 如果你同意 爸爸我就不会说出去 But just let me do it. If you accept, daddy won't speak.
你是个聪明的孩子 不是吗 You're the understanding type, aren't you?
- 太美了 - 不是那样的 - 为什么不？ - You are very pretty. - Not that way! - Why not?
你赶我？ 嘿 等一下 等一下 You push me? Wait. Wait.
你为啥这么漂亮 Why they made you so beautiful?
美 Pretty.
太美了 So pretty...
管好你的手 Hold your hands!
如果你不想被摸就老实的待在屋子里 If you don't want to be touched, stay in your house.
那里没有人碰我 Nobody touches me there.
Lisetta 给病人做点饭 Lisetta, give the sick folks something to eat.
Diomede 你好吗 Diomede! How are you?
怎么回事？ 怎么哭了？ What happened? Why are you crying?
- 做了个噩梦 - 有那么可怕么 - I had a dream. - Was the dream bad enough to cry?
其实不是噩梦 我梦到自己在做爱 It wasn't a bad dream. I dreamt I made love.
现在我很想要 Now I got desire of it...
你年纪一大把了 不害臊么 Aren't you ashamed at your age?
他们都觉得你老了欲望衰退了 万万没想到 不减反增 People think that when you're old desire wanes. On the contrary, it increases.
Lisetta 帮个忙好不？ Lisetta, would you do me a favor?
别开口 我只在这里工作 从不做肮脏的事 Don't start! I work here, I don't do dirty things.
求你了 举手之劳 不过分吧 I beg you. Just a hand job, is that too much?
把你的肮脏的思想排出脑袋 消停吃饭 Get it out of your head and eat!
没有人 没人爱我 Nobody... nobody loves me...
Lisetta 我就像对待女儿一样跟你说这件事 Lisetta, I ask it of you like a daughter.
好吧 All right.
这是最后一次 But it's the last time.
我厌倦了 你又得手了 I'm tired of this. You got hands too.
一个月才40000太不公平了 It's not fair that for forty thousand a month...
- Lisetta 他们在厨房里找你呢 - 我在Diomede这里忙着呢 - Lisetta, they're looking for you in the kitchen! - I am busy with Diomede.
我会照顾Diomede的 I'll take care of Diomede.
太太 Mrs....
太太 能给我指个路么？ 我不是本地人 Mrs., could you show me this street? I'm not Roman.
别跑 蠢货 Wait, idiots!
别跑 Wait!
一百里拉 A hundred liras!
只要一百 Only a hundred liras!
Mennea! Mennea!
拿到了 Pull!
一百里拉 A hundred liras!
只要你一百里拉 给我一百如何？ Only a hundred liras! Give me a hundred liras?
一百里拉 A hundred liras!
一个卖鸡肉的 A chicken salesman...
他表哥把他父亲关了起来 His cousin interdicted his father.
他被锁起来了吗 Is he locked up now?
他呆在自己的屋里 但是他失去了作为父亲的权利 Now he's in his house, but he lost his parental rights.
我老爸不关心父亲的权利 他有把枪 My father doesn't care about parental rights. He has a rifle.
我们得把他关起来 我们受够他了 We have to get him locked up. We're fed up with him.
他不是在Santa Maria della Pietá么 But wasn't he in Santa Maria della Pietá?
是的 三年了 Sure. 3 years!
在精神病院他强奸了一个修女 然后被送进了Regina Coeli监狱 But in the madhouse he raped a nun and got sent to Regina Coeli prison.
瞧瞧一个百万富翁的闺女是怎么沦落到做杂活的 Look how a millionaire's daughter has to work!
Giacinto 你想跟我们一块玩吗 Giacinto, do you want to play with us?
他是你唯一能欺负的家伙 他是个酒鬼 He's the only one you can beat. He's drunk.
Appliancize 你自己 "Appliancize" yourself...
在你的房间里 世界才缤纷多彩 The world in colors... at your house...
真美啊 Beautiful...
多温柔 Soft...
快点 Quick...
你所有的梦境 All your dreams...
你的梦 Your dreams...
水花飞溅 Splash!
安全 Safe...
自由自在 Free...
开心的 Agile...
买 Buy...
把钱花光 Spend...
你就会开心了 ...and you'll be happy
我的钱啊 My million...
我的钱 My million!
他们把钱藏哪里了？ Where did they put it?
- 把他轰出去 - 发生了什么事？ - Get him out! - What's going on?
快给我钱 否则我就宰了你 Give me the money or I'll kill you!
我要割断他们的喉咙 I'll cut their throats!
一群小偷 强盗 我的钱 Thieves! Criminals! My million!
快还给我的钱 被戴绿帽子的家伙 否则把你送进监狱 Give me the money, cuckold, or I'll turn you in!
这次你会被关一辈子的 他们把钱放哪了 This time it'll be life in prison for you! Where did they put it?
你攫取了财产 让人恶心的gay You grabbed it! Disgusting faggot!
你想干什么？ 别来烦我 What do you want? Leave me alone!
你想要金色连衣裙吗 我该有多蠢啊 Do you want the golden dress? What an idiot I am!
- 他会弄坏所有东西的 - 这是我的房子 - He'll break everything! - This is my house!
- 他们都想要我的钱 - 你把我的蛋蛋压爆了 - All of them want my money! - You busted our balls!
来厨房 都是些泡沫 你这个整了型的腿 The kitchen, the foam, the orthopedic leg...
给我钱否则我就毁了你这漂亮的腿 钱在哪里？ Give the money or I'll break the good leg! Where is it?
- 这呢 在里面？ - 妈妈 - Here inside? - Mom!
如果不出现 我就砸了这房子 If it doesn't turn up, I'll break the house.
爸爸 你喝多了 Dad, you're drunk!
- 趁着这个醉鬼老爹 - 闭嘴 - Taking advantage of a sleeping father! - Shut up!
- 他说啥？ - 我要钱 - What is he saying? - I want the money!
没人拿你的钱 Nobody took it!
你他妈的到底想干嘛？ What the f... do you want?
- 你想在乐队面前穿晚礼服吗？ - 什么？ - Do you want to wear a tuxedo in front of the orchestra, eh? - What?
不是你梦寐以求的么？ 用我的钱办一场表演 You'd like that, wouldn't you? To have a nice performance... with my money.
如果我拿不回我的钱 那么这里会有一场大屠杀 我受够了 If I don't get my money back, there'll be a massacre. I'm fed up!
- 妈妈 - 够了 - Mom! - Enough now!
别这样 Don't try it.
都过来 Come on, all together!
上帝啊 他手里有枪 My God! He's got the gun!
爸爸 求你了 别这样做 Dad, don't do this!
他手里有枪 他砸碎了我的电视机 He's got the rifle! He's breaking my tv set!
Mazzatella! Mazzatella!
Mazzatella, Giacinto! Mazzatella, Giacinto!
Mazzatella! Mazzatella!
-给副主任？ - 是正主任 - To the deputy's? - To the chief's.
三月八号 March 8:
意图靠性来绑架未成年人 Kidnapping of a minor with sexual intentions
四月十号 April 20:
酗酒并对妻子造成身体伤害 Intoxication and bodily harm to the spouse.
什么时候？ When?
- 就在你用刀砍伤你的妻子的时候 - 噢 刀 对 是的 - When you knifed your wife! - Ah, the knife, yes...
- 但是她现在好了 - 今天：恐吓 - But she's ok now. - Today: threats...
伤害 手里拿着枪企图伤害你的儿子 ...injuries, carrying a gun and homicide attempt against your son.
与其说是我的倒不如说是我老婆的儿子 A son that is more with me than my wife.
告诉他 Cerione 我看见他的次数比看见我老婆的次数还多 Tell him, Cerione. I see him more than my wife.
- 真的 - 是他给我打的电话 我不 - Giacinto - It's true. - It's him that calls me, I don't... - Giacinto!
这是你的档案 What you see here is your file.
另一份是你老婆的 There is another one for your wife.
还有你们孩子的 And one for each of your children.
我们整个房间里的都是你们一家子的档案！ We have a whole room just for you!
- Giacinto - 在 在 先生 - Giacinto! - Yes, yes, sir.
- 不能再这样生活了 - 是的 如今 - 你必须做出选择 - Can't live this way. - Yes, nowadays... - You have to choose.
- 是的先生 - 要么你放弃这个 - Yes, sir. - Either you quit this...
是的 听我说 Yes....or... listen to me.
把你的家人全杀了 我即立刻能摆脱掉这些谋杀跟被杀的案子！ Kill all your family off, and I get rid once for all of victims and assassin!
我有犯罪是有原因的 他们偷了我的钱 I have extenuating circumstances. They stole me money.
如果法官判我十年我就知足了 If the judge gave me 10 years I'd be happy.
祝你好运 我可不在乎这些 Good for you. What do I care?
我只会告诉你这么做 I'll tell you only this:
如果我再在这附近看到你 无论你是被告或是原告 If I see you around here again, either as accused or accusing, ...
- 我都会把你投进监狱蹲五年牢 - 好吧 先生 - ...I'll send you to prison for five years! - Yes, sir.
走吧 赶紧消失 And now leave. Get lost.
- 既然我来到这里 我能不能控告一下？ - 不行 - Since I am here, can I make an accusation? - No!
我在此要控告我的家人对我进行恶劣的盗窃 I hereby want to denounce my family of aggravated robbery.
恶劣？ 哪里恶劣了？ Aggravated? Why aggravated?
因为钱是我的 Because the money was mine.
但是幸运的是 我做梦梦见他们偷了我的钱 But fortunately, I dreamt that they stole it!
我起床之后 上了个厕所 我把钱藏在了那里 I got up, I went to the bathroom, where it was hidden and...
我是有多蠢啊 我是把钱藏在了厕所里 How stupid of me! The money was in the bathroom!
藏在厨房里一块砖的后面 那是上一次了 Behind a brick in the kitchen, it was the time before...
你能用你的吉普车搭我一程吗？ 我很着急 Can you take me with the jeep? I'm in a hurry.
不 我坐车来的 要走着回去了 No! I've arrived by car and to leave I walk...
我们来自意大利广播电视公司 你要搬家吗 We're from the RAI network. Are you moving?
你看不出来吗 Can't you see?
你能对贫民窟发表一些看法吗 Do you want to say something for our report on the slums?
- 我们是间谍？ - 让我们给你讲个寓言吧 - Are we spies?- Now we'll tell you a fable.
嗨 看着绳子 Hey, the cable!
- 你看起来 - Gaetano正在做直播 - You look also. - Gaetano is on TV.
过来 跟我过来 Come on, come with me.
过来 他们想采访咱们 Come, come. They want to interview us.
这里啥都没有 There's nothing here.
这里也是 Nor here.
那个杂种把钱藏到哪个鬼地方了 Where the hell did that bastard put the money?
无能的蠢货 他不记得把钱藏哪里了 他就朝我开枪 Feeble idiot! He doesn't remember where he put it and he shoots me.
你检查厕所了没有 Did you check thee loo yet ?
搜过了 都告诉过你了 I searched it. I already told you!
- 仔细搜了吗？ - 是的 - Did you search well? - Yes, I searched well.
那场骚动过后 钱只能藏在这里 With all that commotion, the money has to be here.
等等 Wait!
- 你发现什么没有 - 是的 - 看看这是啥 - Did you find something? - Yes! - Look where it was.
- 老鼠 - 一只老鼠 - It's a rat. - A rat!
嗨 你好 打扰一下 RAI这个单词 Hey, you! Excuse me! A word for the RAI...
- 去你妈的 - 他是免费的 - Go fuck yourself. - He's free!
- 你在做什么？ - 打扫卫生，没看到吗 - What are you doing? - Cleaning, can't you see?
你还没有为复活节打扫屋子呢 You didn't even clean the house for Easter...
如此狂躁是怎么回事 ...what is it now with this frenzy?
- 你确定这里啥都没有 - 是的 - Are you sure there wasn't anything? - Yes, sure.
- 他在厕所干什么呢？ - 大家伙都做啥呢 - But what's he doing in the bathroom? - What everyone does!
- 钱藏在厕所里 - 他说在里面看到了 - The money was in the bathroom. - He says he looked in it.
你在打扫卫生 You were cleaning, right?
继续 厕所还没有打扫呢 Go on. The bathroom wasn't cleaned.
- 很好 好 - 大扫除也不错 - Good God! - It's nice to have a clean family.
你提防着点 下次我不会错过了 You watch out for dad. Next time I won't miss.
- 看起来不错啊 - 我的眼睛！ - 拿着 - Looked well, did you? - One eye! - Take this!
继续清理 我要喝点酒去 Go on cleaning, I'll go have something to drink!
我的喉咙要干死了 My throat dried up!
我两天没喝酒了 我快变成 I haven't been drinking for 2 days. I feel like I became...
一个滴酒不沾的人 ...a teetotaler.
一封信 邮递员给我的 A letter! The postman gave it to me!
- 邮递员？这给我的吗 - 给我 我来读 - A postman ? Is it for us? - Give it to me, I'll read it!
- 你不识字你还读什么 - 为什么 那你认识字么 - What are you reading if you don't know how to read? - Why, do you know how to read?
- 给我 我给你读 - 你来读 - Give it to me, I'll read it. - You read it.
奶奶的养老金 Grandmother's pension!
起来 奶奶 咱们出去走走 Wake up, grandma, we're going for a walk!
让开 来来来 别挡道 Gangway! Come on, clear the way!
我们有钱啦 是有钱人了 We're rich! We're rich!
不 我不想住养老院 别动我 走开 No! I don't want to go to the nursing home! Leave me alone! Leave me!
- 过来 就放一个X - 我不想去 - Come on, just put an X. - I don't want to go!
- 签字 - 我不想去养老院 不去 - Sign! - I don't want to go to the nursing home! I don't!
- 合同上 - 女士 - The document... - Miss....
没注意 她每个月都做同样的事 ...pay no attention. She does the same thing every month.
她总认为我们会把她送进养老院 She thinks we're taking her to the nursing home.
你能用一张一千里拉的票据解决这些问题吗 Could you make it all in one thousand lira notes?
闭嘴！- 我不想去 - Shut up! - I don't want to go!
One... two... three... four... five... six... seven. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
给你 太太 给你养老金 总共37000里拉 Here you are Madam, your pension. It's 37,000 liras.
你这个婊子！你以后要进养老院 Whore! You're going to the nursing home!
喏 给你个棒棒糖 这让你感觉好点 Here, have a lollipop. It'll help you feel better.
One, two, three, four five. 1 2 3 4 5
1 2 3 4 5 走开！ One, two, three, four and five. Go away!
3 4 5 - 你没偷东西？ - 3, 4, 5. - Don't you steal.
- 1 2 3 4 5. - 白给的？- 白给一千里拉 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. - And the freebie? - A thousand freebie liras.
一千里拉？你疯了吗！那是偷！ A thousand liras? You're crazy! That's stealing!
你比你父亲还坏 You are worse than your father!
过来，把它推出去 Come here. Push this way.
看奶奶家 See grandma home.
你还没告诉我你的名字 You still haven't told me your name.
伊希斯 Iside.
据说是个古老的名字 They say it's an old name.
我的也是 吉亚 Mine is also old: Giacinto.
我爷爷也是这种名字 My grandfather was also named this way.
面包 The bread.
橄榄油 The olives.
烤肉和芹菜 The baked meat and the celery...
就像男人和女人：他们搭配在一起很不错 ...are like the male and the female: they're fine together.
把芹菜插在肉里可跟那个不一样哦 It's a different thing to stick a celery in the meat.
我家里人他们不理解我 In my house they don't understand me.
没人爱我 Nobody loves me.
我好孤单 孤单得像一条狗 I am alone. Alone like a dog.
怎么会孤独呢？ Why "alone?"
你不是说你有一个老婆还有十几个孩子 Didn't you tell me you had a wife, a dozen children...
还有一大堆亲戚和孙子孙女 ...lots of relatives and grandchildren?
他们跟我没有关系吗 是我的敌人 They're not kindred. They're my enemies.
从今天起我只有你 只有我和你 伊希斯 From today on, I only have you. Just the two of us, Iside.
没有别人 And nobody else.
这是鳕鱼 Here are the cod fillets.
Marcellina. Marcellina...
一升给我们 另一升给那些吝啬鬼们 ...another liter for us and one for these misers.
- 给 - 好的 给他们点儿鳕鱼 - Here. - Ok. - And take some cod fillets to them.
如果他们喜欢 敬吉亚先生一杯 If they like it, toast Mr. Giacinto...
也敬我的健康 敬我们的伊希斯女士 ...to my health and to my lady Iside.
你们都有向Giacinto splendor学习 You all have to learn about the Giacinto splendor.
相信这个傻子 Believe this fool:
揍你的老婆 然后能得到个妓女 Kick your wife in the ass and get a whore.
对吗 亲爱的？ Right, love?
要小心 这儿有个小桥 总是把鞋卡掉 Be careful, here's a little bridge, that always steals you a shoe.
不 不 走这里 走这里 No, no. This way. This way.
你确定他们不介意吗 Sure they won't mind?
谁是房主？是我！我想邀请谁都行 Who owns my house? I am! And I invite whoever I want.
但是大早上的邀请一个陌生人 But a stranger at one in the morning...
- 我是个堕落的人 - 看起来比较粗俗 - I'm falling. - It might look indelicate!
你不是一个陌生人 You're not a stranger.
你是我的朋友 我是这房子的主人 You're my friend. And I am the house owner.
我不想被你老婆骂 I don't want to get insulted by your wife.
你老婆怎么样？ What's your wife like?
她会理解的 She's understanding.
揍她就行 来吧 You only have to hit her. Come.
一切尽在掌握 Everything in order.
Matilde. Matilde...
看我带谁来了 Look who I brought.
- 我将要向你介绍 这位是 - 这是谁？ - I'll introduce you to... - Who's this?
- 我向你介绍lside小姐 - 见到你很高兴 - I introduce you to Miss Iside. - My pleasure.
- 这贱人想要什么- 我知道了 - What does this whore want? - I knew it.
从今天起lside会和我住在一起跟我们睡在一起 From today on, Iside lives with me and sleeps with us.
床很大 我们会很舒服的 怎么舒服怎么来 The bed is large... we'll snug... make yourself comfortable.
酒鬼 你在说什么？我都不认识她 Drunkard, what are you saying? I don't know her!
我已经告诉你了 她是lside I already told you that she's Iside.
- 她要和我们睡在一起？- 嗯 睡我这边 - And so she sleeps with us? - Yes, on my side.
你难道不喜欢她？她很干净的 Don't you like her? She's clean.
你可以和我们在一起 你去哪儿？ You can stay with us. Where are you going?
去叫醒每个人揍你一顿 To wake everybody up and have them beat you up.
- Camillo Romolo Domizio！快起来！- 你想要干什么 - Camillo, Romolo, Domizio! Wake up! - What do you want?
你们爸爸带个妓女回来了 Your father brought a whore to the house.
谢谢 但是不想管这些事 我想睡觉 Thanks, but no thanks. I want to sleep.
- 打扰一下 -当然 - Excuse me... - Of course.
- 请坐 - 如果你不介意 - Sit down here. - If you don't mind.
- 听我说 听听我的逻辑 - 我要把她扔出去 - Hear me and follow the logic. - I'll toss her out!
我要把你扔出去！我们已经在一起30年了 And I'll toss you out! We've been together 30 years,
- 她为什么不能在这儿？- 我是你老婆 - Why can't she be here also? - I'm your wife!
那生理感觉怎么办？我毕竟是个男人！ What about feelings? The man is man!
你在说什么！你不能再压抑它了 What man are you talking about! You can't cut it any longer!
跟你在一起！问她！ With you! Ask her!
告诉他我们在广告牌下面都做了什么 Ask her about what we did under the billboard.
- 我太上火了！年轻人 - 年轻人 - I was on fire! A young man! - Young man!
- 你是谁？- Iside - Who are you? - Iside.
- 你在这干什么？ - 我是个客人 - 谁的客人？ - What are you doing here? - I'm a guest. - Whose?
吉亚的客人。但是... Giacinto's. But...
- 他老婆不喜欢我 - 为什么？我就喜欢你 - ...his wife doesn't like me. - Why? I like you.
所以你想要我成为一名鳏夫 ...so you want me to become a widower.
说吧 马上效劳 Say it, I'll oblige immediately.
步枪 The rifle!
有两个子弹 Two bullets in the face...
过来 Come here.
- 我不认为那是对的 - 他们得忙一会儿呢 - I don't think it's right. - They'll be busy for awhile.
- 救命 - 她在喊救命 - Help! - She's asking for help!
那杆枪 又是那杆枪 That rifle, always that rifle!
管好自己老婆 我想带谁回家就带谁 Worry about your own wife. I bring whoever I want to my house!
快点 否则... Be quick, otherwise...
那个婆娘又要说我是个妓女了 ... the lady's right in saying I'm a whore.
不对 不对 重来！ Nope! Nope! Again!
1... 2.... 3... 开始！ One... two... three... Now!
一点留我们 一半给你们 A point for us and half for you
- 她拿了黑桃七 - 把你牌都给我 - She's got the 7 of spades. - Give me all the cards you got.
好极了！ 咱们明晚见 Bravo! We'll see each other tomorrow night.
放轻松 别喝酒 Easy. Don't drink it all...
开头部分... 开头那里... It's at the start... At the start!
唱do-sol-mi-re-re的时候重音在“mi-re-re”上 When it's in do-sol-mi-re-re. "mi-re-re" is the point.
如果不是为了我 估计唱的更离谱 If it wasn't for me, this would be chaos. We'll be...
我们会在“小猪节”表演 ...singing at the "Piggy Festival".
- 你向你爸爸要去的钱了吗？ - 嗯 我要了 - Did you ask your father for money for the trip? - Yes, I asked him.
- 他怎么说 - 你猜 - And what did he say? - Can't you guess?
Adolfo 你还不睡吗 Adolfo, aren't you coming to bed?
过来过来 我给我妈妈吻安 Coming, coming. I'm kissing my mom goodnight.
你是谁？ Who are you?
睡吧 都是一家人 睡吧 美人 睡吧 Sleep. I'm family. Sleep, pretty one, sleep.
快跑 Osvaldo 他们在逮捕Norma的儿子 Run, Osvaldo, they're arresting Norma's son!
我们走 Giovanni！走 别反抗 Let's go, Giovanni! Walk and don't resist!
反抗会更糟 It's worse if you resist!
你们为什么抓我 Why do you want to take me to jail?
我做什么了？ What did I do?
我一直在家啊 I was home!
- 他是无辜的吗？- 无辜个屁 祝你好运 - Is he innocent? - Innocent my ass. Lucky you.
我今天想早点起 I want to get up early today.
我们想去买点东西 We're going to do a little shopping.
我和伊希斯小姐 Me and Miss Iside.
宝贝 你想要新裙子吗？ Do you want a new dress, baby?
- 你想要新鞋吗？ - 不 谢谢 - Do you also want shoes? - No, thank you.
- 我什么都不要 - 不用这么拘谨 - I don't need anything. - Don't be formal!
我什么都给可以给你买 任何东西 I'll buy you everything. Everything.
我可以给你买任何你想要的东西 I'll buy you everything you want.
今天我想吃东西... 我应该吃点什么呢？ Today I want to eat... What am I in the mood for?
意大利面 大蒜还有油 Spaghetti, garlic and oil, huh?
或者你还想加黄油和凤尾鱼 Or do you prefer them with butter and anchovies?
- 对我来说都一样 - 今天有碎肉 - It's all the same to me... - There are offals today.
那是给你们准备的 That's for you to eat.
我们的话 要吃好的 For us, a nice piece of meat.
刚从小牛犊身上的切下的... 又嫩... 又鲜... From a young steer... tasty... white.
晚餐的话 也不在这儿吃 我们去饭店 我们两个 For dinner, nothing. We'll go to the restaurant. The two of us
我要留在这帮忙 I could stay to help...
我们不需要任何人的帮助 We don't need anything from anybody.
你想要扮演仆人吗？那是他们的角色 Do you want to play the servant? That's their role.
看他们有几个人 Look how many they are.
只有科学家才能数的过来 Only a scientist could count them all.
这里的亲戚比老鼠还多 There are more relatives than rats here.
他们看起来就像老鼠 看那个人 看！ They look like rats. Look at that one, look.
看着他们 看他们那样子 我说错了吗 Look at those and tell me if I'm talking bullshit.
他们全部白吃白喝 都花的是我的钱 They all eat for free. At my expense.
不掏一毛 白吃白喝的 Without spending a lira. Free... More than free.
Matilde 酒 Matilde, the wine!
她去哪儿 我有说错吗 Where did she go? Got offended, eh?
帮我拿一下这个 Hold this for me?
好 好 好好打扮 宝贝 Yes, yes. Making yourself up, baby?
好丢人啊！太没脸了！ What a shame! What a dishonor!
从今天起 我们要成为Monteciocci那些卑鄙小人的饭后笑谈了 From today we'll be the talk of Monteciocci rat's hamlet!
- Matilde阿姨告诉我你想让我刺哪儿 - 我不知道 - Aunt Matilde, tell me where you want me to prick him. - I don't know.
- 你想什么呢？ - 这都随你 - What do you think? - It's up to you.
如果我刺他这儿他就成瘸子了 If I prick him here, he'll become a cripple.
如果我刺他蛋蛋那 他就会一直倒霉 If I prick him in the balls, he'll have bad luck.
如果我刺他的嘴 他的牙就掉光了 If I prick him in the mouth, his teeth will fall.
我关心他掉不掉牙干什么！ What do I care if his teeth fall!
我就更不关心了 你是那个要弄这些符咒的人 And I care less! You were the one that requested the spell.
如果我刺他心脏这儿 会怎么样 If you prick him here, in the heart, what would happen?
- 那你想要一个全套的服务？ - 是的 - Then you want a complete service? - Yes!
两点了 该吃饭了 Two o'clock is time for lunch!
- Romolo 你送我一程呗 - 不行 坐公交更好 - Romolo, will you give me a lift? - No, the bus is better.
要迟到了 快点 我们快走 It's late! Come on, let's go!
你们去哪儿？进来！今天谁也别离开这房子 Where are you going? Get in! Nobody leaves the house today!
Maria 把孩子们聚集起来 带他们出去 Maria, round the kids up and take them outside!
快点 Vittoriano Pamela Mirco Samanta Gianluca.. Come on, Vittoriano, Pamela, Mirco, Samanta, Gianluca...
- 起来吧！- 你！起来！我们要讨论个事儿 - Let's go! - You, get up, we have to speak!
- 我不想起 - 快点！还有你 - I'm not getting out of bed! - Come on! You too!
你们要去哪儿？ 别走！这样没有好结果 Where are you going? Don't go! This will come to no good...
我们应该一起做决定 We should decide all together.
- 做什么决定 - 让他消失 - Decide what, mom? - To get him out of the way.
- 那很好... 但是怎么做呢 - 我们告发他 - That's nice... but how? - We'll denounce him.
把他送进精神病院 Commit him into a mental institution.
我们限制他的自由 并剥夺他的抚养权 We interdict him and take away his parental rights.
我们做了他 We commit him.
我们杀了他 We kill him.
不！不！ No! No!
他们要杀了我儿子Giacinto They want to kill my son Giacinto!
我儿子！你想什么时候杀他 My son! When do you want to kill him?
- 在那个妓女让他身无分文之前... - 那你赶紧杀了他 - Before that whore leaves him penniless. - Do it immediately then!
他什么都给她买 我们为什么不把她杀了 He bought her everything, why don't we kill her?
他会马上又找一个 He'll find another one at once.
我和主任谈了 I spoke with the director.
他告诉我 他会在收容所里履行承诺的 He told me that he would have him committed at the hospice.
对啊 就像上一次 呵呵 昨晚... Right, like the last time. Come on! Last night...
...他不只是冒犯了我 他冒犯了你们所有人啊 ...he didn't offend just me, but all of you.
- 你们是一群什么人啊？ - 妈妈是对的！ - What kind of men are you? - Mom is right!
这是尊严问题！ 他拒绝了把钱给我 It's a question of honor! He denied me the money to...
让我开个理发店 ...open up my own salon!
那个老混蛋 不让我搞我的唱诗班 That scumbag didn't let me start my polyphonic choir.
-他还很无礼 - 为什么 他对你做了什么 - And he was disrespectful. - Why, what did he do to you?
他骂我 他总是骂骂咧咧的... He swore at me. He's always swearing...
- 没那么糟糕 - 他从没给我带来麻烦 - It's not that bad. - He never gave me any trouble.
对我来说他有 我要杀了他 I he had, I would have slaughtered him.
如果大部分人想要杀了他 我是很民主的 If the majority wants to kill him, I'm democratic.
如果大多数都同意 那也就没有异议了 The majority is not enough! It must be unanimous.
- 我们冒着蹲监狱的风险 - 但是如果我们全体同意 - We're risking prison here. - But if we all agree...
我没意见 随你们怎么想 I don't care. what you want.
不 不 不！ 我不同意！ No, no, no! I don't agree!
你们把痛快建立在我的不开心上 You're only happy when you deny me a favor.
我都为你付出那么多 忘恩负义... 臭婊子... After all I've done for you. Ingrate... whore...
你和每个人上床 而我养活孩子们 You fuck everyone and I raise the kids.
听着 从今天起你养他们两个 Listen to this: from today on, you raise them, the two of them.
我要结婚了！ 我十月份结婚！ I'm getting married! I'm getting married in October!
- 谁信你呐？ - 真的！就像他... - Who can believe you? - Sure! Like he did...
...弄大你的肚子 然后跟你妹妹结婚了 ...got you pregnant and then married your sister.
- 看吧 - 够了！总是同样的套路 - See? - Enough! Always the same story.
- 我们不关心 - 我们全都同意吗？ - We don't care. - Do we all agree?
- 是的 让我们结束吧 我得去工作了 - 来吧！ - Yes, let's get it over with, I have to go to work. - Come here!
我们还得告诉Paride 他也是你儿子 We also have to ask Paride, he's your son too.
我们会告诉他的 We'll ask him too.
- 好的 我睡觉去了 - 等等！ - Ok, fine. I'm going to sleep. - Wait!
我们得计划怎么做 We should establish the "how"...
...什么时候做 ...and the "when".
Paride! Paride!
他睡着了吗？ Did he fall asleep?
嗯 但是阳光照在他脸上 他们什么时候到 Yes, but the sun shines on his face. When will they get here?
不知道 他们一定迷路了 I don't know. They must be lost.
他们在那儿 There they are!
你们找不到一个教堂吗 很近的 Couldn't you find a church that was closer?
- 我在这儿工作 - 工作 - I work here. - "Work."
帮个忙 一！二！三！ Help us. Ein, zwei, drei!
你会为了与上帝之子一起生活而放弃罪恶吗 Do you renounce sin to live with the children of God?
- 说我“放弃” - 放弃 - Say I "Renounce". - Renounce?
你会放弃邪恶的诱惑 Do you renounce the temptation of evil...
- 从而不让罪恶来支配你 - 我放弃 - ...so as not to let sin dominate you? - I renounce.
- 我放弃 - 你会放弃 - I renounce. - Do you renounce...
...撒旦 一切罪恶的根源吗 ...Satan, root and cause of all sin?
我放弃 是的 是的 我放弃 I renounce. Yes, yes, I renounce.
你相信上帝吗 世间万物的创造者 Do you believe in God, creator of the heavens and earth?
你愿意接受我们大家都信奉的教会原则 Do you want to receive baptism under the Church principles...
...的洗礼吗？ ...that we all profess?
- 说“我愿意” - 说 我 愿 意 - Say: "Yes, I do". - Say-yes-I-do.
- 吉亚 - 是的 - 我以圣父 - Giacinto. - Yes. - I baptize you in the name of the Father...
- 圣子圣灵的名义给你施洗 阿门 - 阿门 - ...the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. - Amen.
我放弃了吗？ Do I renounce... ?
他对她如家人 He treats her like one of the family.
她穿的那条花了两万里拉 That dress she's wearing costs more than 20 thousand liras.
所以呢... 帕瑞德 你告诉你妈妈什么？ So, Paride, what do you tell you mammy?
我能说什么？ 她比你性感 What do I say? She looks sexier than you.
你肯定这么想 你比你父亲更好色 Sure, and you're a worse womanizer than your father!
你同意吗？ 我警告你都已经定了 Do you agree? I'm warning you: it's already decided.
我们要在你房子里吃洗礼午餐的时候杀了他 We'll kill him at the baptism lunch in your house.
你可以闻闻味道猜猜今天吃什么 You can guess the cook by the scent.
太棒了！ 太棒了！ Bravo! Bravo!
过来 Come here.
快来 互相亲吻 吻一下 Come on, kiss each other. A kiss.
和平之吻 来吧 The peace kiss. Come on!
- 吃吧 都凉了 - 好 我们吃吧 - Eat, it'll get cold. - Ah, yes. Let's eat.
奶奶希望他们有嚼劲（对牙齿来说） Grandma wants them "al dente" (to the tooth)
奶酪... 这是pinchier Ah, pecorino... it's pinchier...
等马西米利亚诺吟诵诗经 Wait for Massimiliano to recite the poem.
吉亚 Giacinto?
他已经诵完经了 He's finished!
我们吃饭吧 不然食物都凉了 Let's eat or the food will get cold.
我们吃吧 Let's eat...
看我们在一起多好 See how nice it is to get on very well together?
Cesaretto Cesaretto!
Cesaretto 也为你 Cesaretto! For you too.
我们握手，抛开痛苦 Let's shake hands, without bitterness.
-吉亚 你是一位绅士 - 我的盘子 - Giacinto, you are a gentleman. - My plate!
- 小心点 - 不好意思 他拉的我 - Be careful! - Excuse me. He pulled me.
- 你要和爷爷吃什么？这儿！ - 不 - Do you want to eat with grandfather? Here! - No!
他的胃给他带来麻烦 他有胃病 His stomach is giving him trouble. He has stomach problems.
胃病 那给他吃粗面粉？ 吃通心粉才行！ Stomach troubles and you give him semolina? Cure him with macaroni!
-老鼠是怎么做的？Matilde - 吃！ - How are the rats doing, Matilde? - Eat!
- 做毒品生意？ -是 好好吃饭 - Did my poison work? - Yes, but eat and be quiet!
Cesaretto 你还记得你的那操蛋的生意吗？ Cesaretto, do you ever mind your f... ing business?
怎么了？ 你有兴趣？ What's the matter? Don't you like them?
- 不 不是那样的... - 所以呢？ - No, it's not that... - So?
有股奇怪的味道 There's a strange flavor...
- 这真是美味 - 当然美味了 - They're tasty.- Of course they're tasty.
他们做的很好... 但是... They're well made... but...
你把什么放进去了？ What did you put in them?
你知道我放了什么！ 色拉 茄子 番茄... You know what I put in! Pasta, eggplants, tomatoes...
...碎面包 坚果 羊乳干酪 奶酪... ...grated bread, nuts, pecorino cheese...
还有老鼠药 有四个信封装的 And rat poison. Four envelopes.
但只在你的盘子里 But only in your plate.
你难道不冷吗？ Aren't you cold?
好像有一阵风 It's like a wind gust.
像有个人 Like a wet blanket...
掠过你的后背 那是死神 ...that brushes your back. It's death.
敢杀我... Murderers...
阻止他！ 他会告发我们！ Stop him! He'll turn us in!
- 谁关心这个？ - 这很重要 我往里放了一斤的毒药 - And who cares? - It's impossible, I put in a half kilo.
你对他做了什么？ What did you do to him?
你想进来吗？ Do you want to come in?
进来 但是我想这对你没好处 Come in, but I don't think it'll be good for you.
叛徒去死吧 Death to the traitors!
你应该像老鼠一样去死 除了毒药还有别的方法 You should die like rats, with something else than poison.
你想要我的房子吗？ Did you want my house?
拿去！ 附带中央空调！ Take it! With central heating!
着火了！ 着火了！ Fire! Fire!
救命啊！ 救命啊! 着火啦！救命啊！ Help! Help! Fire! Help!
出去！ 逃出去！ Get out! Flee!
你现在要去哪儿？ 去大饭店吗？ 你预约了吗？ Where are you going now? To the Grand Hotel? Do you have reservations?
“上校 我不想要水” "Colonel I don't want water..."
我想要破坏性的火 那饥渴的心 "...I want the destructive fire that the thirst of this heart..."
“我用酒解渴” - 太糟糕了 "...with wine I'll quench..." - That's dad!
他没有死 He's not dead then!
废话 如果他死了还能唱歌吗 Can't be dead if he's singing.
他是纵火的人 He's the one who lit the fire.
你们伤不到我的 You're not gonna hit me...
- 我们得灭火 - 我们去找点水 - Let's put out the fire. - Let's get some water.
别伤害我 Didn't hurt me!
谁报的火警谁就是王八 Whoever calls the firemen, is a cuckold!
而且这还不算完！ And this is not over!
- 救命啊！奶奶还在里面！ - 南多，救奶奶啊！ - Help! Grandmother! - Nando, grandmother!
- 南多来了！ - 那是奶奶吗？ - Here comes Nando! - Is that grandma?
- 我会救奶奶的 - 快点 Domizio - I'll save grandma. - Come on, Domizio!
- 快去 要不然我们就丢了那笔养老金 - 坚持住 奶奶 - Go, or else we'll lose the pension! - Hold on, grandma!
- 她在那儿 - 她的头发烧焦了 - There she is! - She's burnt her hair!
- 奶奶 你总是最后一个！ - 着火了！ - 你刚才在自欺欺人吗？ - Grandma, you're always last! - That burns! - Did you shit on yourself?
他们在那儿 There they are.
他们都获救了 包括那个瘸子和那个老太婆... They all survived. Mennea the cripple, the hag...
最不要脸的一个... 让他们都去死吧！ The shameless one... Let them all die!
我没看到我老婆 也许圣母玛利亚听到我的声音 I don't see my wife. Maybe the Virgin heard me?
那是谁？ And who's there?
那个绿帽子王八和苦工总是各司其职 The cuckold and the fag, always in position.
他们全都还在我家 我老婆在那里！ They're all still in my house. There's my wife!
谁能杀了那家伙？ Who can kill that one?
是的 继续救火 Yes, go on putting it out.
这些个讨人厌的家伙 There's another fuse under your asses.
最壮的那个还在那里 他们都获救了 The strong one's there too. They all survived.
他们想要接管我的房子 They want to take over my house!
这些个罪犯！ 杀了自己的亲爹... Delinquent criminals! To kill a father...
我为了他们做那么多牺牲 After all the sacrifices I made for them.
比如睡了那个丑八怪女人才生了他们 Like fucking that monster of a woman so they would be born.
她现在好点了 胡子少了些 She's better now. Lost some of her beard.
他们并没有那么邪恶 只是不太和气 They're not evil. Just unsociable.
吉亚 你要干什么 Giacinto, what are you doing?
- 亲爱的... - 为了你好 - 亲爱的 亲爱的 - Darling... - For your own good. - Darling, darling.
别做高难度的 对你这个年纪来说很危险的 Don't do complicated things it's dangerous at your age.
就算这样跟你一起死掉也比吃老鼠药死掉好太多了 It's better to die with you than with rat poison.
无毒的意大利面太美味了 “有嚼劲”！ The spaghetti without poison was delicious. "Al dente"!
你不好好享受他们真是太糟糕了 Too bad you couldn't enjoy them!
他们毁掉了一切 They ruined everything.
但是现在我要杀了他们！ 就今天！ But now I'll slaughter them! Today!
然后，我们就会过上“甜蜜生活” And we'll have "la dolce vita!"
我会迎合你所有的怪念头！ I'll cater to all your whims!
我要带你们去台伯河区吃西瓜 I will take you to Trastevere to eat watermelon.
晚上去威尼托区吃冰淇淋 To Via Veneto, by night, to have some ice cream.
- 如果你想要的话 我们可以坐车去 - 什么车？ - And if you want, we'll go by car. - What car?
- 下来 Giacinto 有三个人等你呢！ - 来了！ - Come down, Giacinto, three men are waiting for you! - Coming!
- 他们想干什么？ - 一个重要的生意 一会儿解释 - What do they want? - It's an important business. I'll explain later.
看到那个望远镜了吗 打碎它们然后付钱 Watch the binoculars. Break them and pay for them.
Marcela 要一升 再给四个杯子 Marcela, a liter and four glasses!
- 我说的还不清楚？ - 不 - 不 - My word is not enough? - No. - No.
这里 Here.
- 这里 - 嗯 这里？ - Here. - Ah, here?
姓甚名谁 钱在哪儿 Name and last name. Where's the money?
10... 20... 30...
你们是谁 想要干什么 Who are you? What do you want?
你还在这里？ 你必须离开 这房子是我们的了 Are you still here? You have to leave. The house is ours.
- 真的？ 从什么时候？ - Really? Since when?
从我买下它开始 这是文件 Since we bought it. Here's the document.
什么文件 What document?
关于房子和地的出售文件 现金付款 The sale of the house and land, in cash...
让我看一看 - Let me see it.
谁签的文件 Who signed this document?
房屋的合法拥有者 The legitimate owner of the house.
- 难道你不知道怎么读 - 在哪里写？ - Don't you know how to read? - Where is it written?
在那个纸上... In that paper...
- 纸在哪里 - 我刚给你的那张 - 给我的？ - And where is the paper? - I just gave it to you. - To me?
- 你看到一张纸了吗 - 什么纸 - 上面写着什么 - Did you see a paper? - What paper? - What does it say?
- 走开 我已经受够你了！ - 走开！ - “那张纸”！ - Leave, I'm already fed up with you! - Leave! - The "paper!"
我现在给你 I gave it to you right now.
如果你更想走法律程序 把那张纸还给我 如果你希望... If you prefer the legal road, give me back the paper, if you want...
- 出去 - “法律程序” - Get out. - "Legal road!"
我才不会让谁把我当傻瓜 即使是无偿的... I don't let anyone make a fool out of me, not even for free...
我出八十万里拉 你考虑一下 ...just imagine what I'll do for 800,000 liras.
你疯了吗！ 八十万里拉！ You're crazy! 800,000 liras!
南多他们想要买这房子 Nando, they want to take over the house!
它为什么倒着走 Why is it going backwards?
你会开车吗 Do you know how to drive?
我开过马车 这是一样的 I drove a horse carriage. It's the same thing.
它开动了 不 它正在倒着走 It's starting. No, it's going backwards.
别碰女人啊 Not the women!
- 别碰女人！ - 去你妈的！ - Don't touch the women! - Go fuck yourself!
打他！打他！狠狠地打他！ Hit him! Hit him! Hit him hard!
- 你和我们同路吗？ - 不 不 我是外地来的 - Are you on our side? - No, no, I'm a Roman.
杀死所有乡巴佬！ Kill all those yokels!
- 看看皇室是怎么旅游的！ - 你要去哪儿 - 这停不下来! - Watch how royalty travels! - Where are you going? - It won't stop!
我的房子 My house!
留着它没有用了！ 它倒了 It' useless to hold it! It's falling!
现在它谁的房子都不是 Now it's nobody's house!
人人都在大街上！ 人人都在外面！ Everyone on the streets! Everyone outdoors!
我受伤了但是我很开心 I got hurt but I'm happy.
是的 把它推向另一边 Yes, push is so it falls to the other side!
已经六个月了 他们什么时候把这石膏拆掉 It's six months already. When will they remove the plaster?
永远都不会的 我把钱藏在了石膏里 Never. I have the money stashed inside the plaster.
他们永远都找不到它了！ They'll never find it!
终有一天 我会把他们全都扔出去 他们所有人 One day I will throw them all out. All of them.
儿子 孙子 亲戚 还有那些乡下佬房客 Children, grandchildren, relatives and boor tenants.
总有那么一天 If not today, then tomorrow.