東法肯海姆
喬喬·貝茨勒 Jojo Betzler.
十歲 Ten years old.
今天 你將加入青年團的 Today, you join the ranks of the Jungvolk
一次非常特別的周末訓練 in a very special training weekend.
訓練會非常艱苦 It's going to be intense.
但今天 你就是一個男人了 But today, you become a man.
我發誓將我所有的精力和力量 I swear to devote all my energies and my strength
獻給祖國的救世主 阿道夫·希特勒 to the savior of our country, Adolf Hitler.
我願意為他獻上我的生命 I am willing and ready to give up my life for him.
願上帝保佑我 So help me God.
這就對了 Yes, that's right.
-喬喬·貝茨勒 你的頭腦是 -蛇的頭腦 - Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? - Snake mind.
-喬喬·貝茨勒 你是身體是 -狼的身體 - And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body? - Wolf body.
-喬喬·貝茨勒 你的膽子是 -豹子的膽子 - Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? - Panther courage.
-喬喬·貝茨勒 你的靈魂是 -德國人的靈魂 - And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? - A German soul.
很好 你準備好了 Yeah, man. You're ready.
阿道夫 Adolf.
我覺得我不行 I don't think I can do this.
什麽 你當然可以 Was? Of course you can.
沒錯 你身板子是有點弱 不受人待見 Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular
你都十歲了 and you can't tie your shoelaces
連鞋帶都不會系 even though you're ten years old.
但你還是我認識的最棒的 最忠心的小納粹 But you're still the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.
更別提你真的很帥氣 Not to mention the fact you're really good-looking.
所以 你要大膽走出去 So, you're gonna get out there
你會過得很愉快的 好嗎 and you're gonna have a great time, okay?
-好 -這就對了 好了 - Okay. - That's the spirit. Okay.
向我致敬 Heil me, man.
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
什麽 不夠響亮 What? You can heil me better than that.
-希特勒萬歲 -不對... - Heil Hitler. - No...
放開來 別過腦子 Just throw it away. Don't even think about it.
-希特勒萬歲 -不對 你顧慮太多了 - Heil Hitler. - No, you're overthinking it.
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
"希塔勒"萬歲 Heil "Hitterler."
希塔勒是誰 你會說德語嗎 Who's "Hitterler?" Do you even speak German?
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
萬歲不是這樣說的 應該這樣 萬歲 That's not a heil. This is a heil. Heil!
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler.
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler!
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
-對了 你學會了 -希特勒萬歲... - That's it. You've got it. - Heil Hitler...
-祝今天愉快 -希特勒萬歲 - Have a great day! - Heil Hitler!
你會是最棒的 希特勒萬歲 You're gonna be the best. Heil Hitler!
-希特勒萬歲 -你可以的 希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler! - You can do it. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler!
Komm, gib mir deine Hand - The Beatles
♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu mir ♪
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
♪ Du nimmst mir der Verstand ♪
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu mir ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Oh, du bist so schön ♪
♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
希特勒萬歲 希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Ich will mit dir gehen ♪
希特勒萬歲 希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
-希特勒萬歲 約克 -希特勒萬歲 喬喬 - Heil Hitler, Yorki. - Heil Hitler, Jojo.
你準備好度過有史以來最棒的周末了嗎 Are you ready for the best weekend ever?
準備好了 Yes, I am.
咱們走 Let's go.
♪ Das war noch nie bei einer Anderen ♪
♪ Einmal so, Einmal so ♪
♪ Einmal so ♪
♪ Oh, du bist so schön ♪
♪ schön wie ein Diamant ♪
希特勒萬歲
♪ Ich will mit dir gehen ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
萬歲 萬歲 萬歲 Heil! Heil! Heil!
喬 喬 兔
大夥 希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler, guys.
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler!
歡迎參加希特勒青年團周末訓練 Jungvolk, welcome to the Hitlerjugend training weekend.
在這裏 你們將成長為大人 In which we will make men and women of you all.
我是克倫森多夫上尉 My name is Captain Klenzendorf.
你們可以叫我克上尉 You may call me Captain K.
克上尉 Captain K.
好了 這位是芬克爾下級軍官 Ja. And this is Sub-Officer Finkel.
這位是拉姆小姐 This is Fräulein Rahm.
大家好 希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler, everyone.
簡單介紹一下我自己 我是誰 So a little about me. Who am I?
我為什麽來跟一群乳臭未幹的小不點訓話 And why am I here talking to a bunch of little titty-grabbers
而不是帶領我的人光榮地戰死沙場 instead of leading my men into battle towards glorious death?
問得好 Great question.
我在大落敗行動中 I've asked it myself
遭遇了一場完全可以避免的敵軍襲擊 every day since Operation Screw Up
失去了一只完好的眼睛 where I lost a perfectly good eye
自那以後我每天都這麽問自己 in a totally preventable enemy attack.
我的上級是這麽說的 And according to my superiors,
你需要兩只眼睛才能在戰爭中起作用 you need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort.
有兩只眼睛的人能做到這個嗎 Can two-eyed people do this?
-老天 -接下來的兩天中 - Jesus. - Over the next two days,
你們這些小鬼將會體驗到 you little critters will get to experience
偉大的德國軍隊每天都會經歷的事 some of the things that the mighty German army goes through every day.
即便看上去局面對我國很不利 And even though it would appear our country's on the back foot
而且這場戰爭我們也真的沒多少勝算 and there really isn't much hope in us winning this war,
很顯然 我們做得還不錯 apparently we're doing just fine.
不管怎樣 我們給所有人都發了 Anyway. You boys have all been issued
一把德國青年團匕首 with your Deutsches Jungvolk daggers.
這些匕首是非常特別且昂貴的武器 These are very special and expensive weapons.
千萬別搞丟了 You should never be without them.
還有別捅傷自己人 And don't try to stab each other.
不準捅人 No stabbing!
不準捅人 No stabbing.
這是你們邁上成長道路的第一步 This is your first step towards being men.
今天男生將參與 Today you boys will be involved
行軍 刺刀演習 in such activities as marching, bayonet drills,
扔手榴彈 挖戰壕 看地圖 防毒氣 grenade-throwing, trench-digging, map-reading, gas defense,
偽裝 埋伏技術 camouflage, ambush techniques,
作戰演習 開槍以及爆破此類的活動 war games, firing guns, and blowing stuff up.
女生則會練習重要的女性職責 The girls will practice important womanly duties
例如處理傷口 整理床鋪 such as dressing wounds, making beds,
還有學習如何受孕 and learning how to get pregnant.
我為德國生了十八個孩子 I've had 18 kids for Germany.
這年頭當女孩多麽美好啊 Such a great year to be a girl.
好了 開始吧 All right. Let's get to it.
沖啊 Come on.
走 Go!
我的老天爺 God help me.
I Don't Wanna Grow Up - Tom Waits
♪ Well, when I'm lyin' in my bed at night ♪
上 上 上 Go, go, go!
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
三 二 一 卍字 Three, two, one, swastika!
♪ How do you move in a world of fog ♪
♪ That's always changing things ♪
加油 使勁 加油 Come on! Pull it! Come on!
♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪
♪ Well, when I see the price that you pay ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't ever want to be that way ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ Seems like folks turn into things ♪
-了結了他 -不 別 - Now finish him. - Don't, no, no!
♪ That they'd never want ♪
♪ The only thing to live for is today ♪
-獠牙 -獠牙 對 - Fangs. - Fangs, ja.
猶太人
-蛇舌 -蛇舌 很好 - Serpent tongue. - Serpent's tongue, ja.
-還有鱗片 -沒錯 鱗片 - Scales. - Ja, scales.
很久很久以前 有個猶太人跟魚交配過 Because, once upon a time, a Jewish man mated with a fish.
我們雅利安人比其他任何種族 We, Aryans, are one thousand times
都要文明和先進一千倍 more civilized and advanced than any other race.
現在 把東西都收好 孩子們 Now, get your things together, kids.
該去燒點書了 It's time to burn some books.
耶 Yeah!
♪ Comb their hair and shine their shoes ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ Stay around my old hometown ♪
♪ I don't want to put no money down ♪
♪ I don't want to get me a big old loan ♪
♪ Work them fingers to the bone ♪
♪ I don't want to float a broom ♪
♪ Fall in love and get married, then boom ♪
♪ How the hell did it get here so soon? ♪
♪ Well, I don't want to grow up ♪
猶太人聽起來挺嚇人的 是吧 Jews sound scary, huh?
我不覺得 Not to me.
要是被我遇上 我就這樣殺了他們 If I met one, I'd kill it like that.
就像...這樣 Like... that.
可你怎麽分辨得出來 But how would you know if you saw one?
他們看起來跟我們一樣 They could look just like us.
我會摸摸他們頭上有沒有犄角 I'd feel its head for horns.
而且他們有一股球芽甘藍的味道 And they smell like brussels sprouts.
對 我忘了球芽甘藍這茬了 Oh, yeah. I forgot about the brussels sprouts bit.
想象一下抓個猶太人獻給希特勒 Imagine catching one and giving it to Hitler.
這樣肯定能加入他的私人護衛隊 That'd be a surefire way to get into his personal guards.
然後我就能跟他成為最好的朋友 Then we would become best friends.
我還以為我才是你最好的朋友 I thought I was your best friend.
約克 你是我第二好的朋友 Yorki, you're my second-best friend.
第一名的位置是留給元首的 First place is reserved for the Führer.
除非你就是希特勒 藏在一個小胖子的身體裏 So, unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat, little boy's body...
換我的話 能當第二就很開心了 I'd be happy with second place.
我想我只是個住在小胖子身體裏的小胖子 I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.
結案了 Case closed.
當你們站在敵人面前 必須要結束他的生命 When you stand before the enemy and have to end his life,
你們誰有這個膽子動手 which of you will have the stomach to do this?
很好 Good.
希特勒的軍隊裏沒有多余的位置 There is no room in Hitler's army
給那些缺乏勇氣的人 for those that lack strength.
我們要的是堅強的勇士 We want hardened warriors.
是那些準備好了隨意殺戮的人 Those that are prepared to kill at will.
你們能做到嗎 Can you do this?
-能 -嗯 - Yes. - Ja.
喬納斯 Johannes.
你能下殺手嗎 Can you kill?
當然了 我喜歡殺戮 Of course. I love killing.
很好 過來 Good. Come here.
別怕 來 Don't be scared. Come on.
很好 Good.
殺了它 Kill it.
扭它的脖子 殺了它 Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.
還是說你怕了 Or are you scared?
我沒怕 我只是... I'm not scared. I... I just...
動手 Now.
用兩手卡住它的脖子 然後用力一擰 Place both hands around its neck and then one hard twist.
它可能會尖叫 但我們可以一腳踢死它 He might scream, but we'll just use the boot to finish it off.
殺了它 殺了它 Kill. Kill.
殺了它 殺了它 Kill. Kill. Kill.
快跑 快 Come on, shoo.
好樣的 Good shot.
你是個膽小鬼 You are a coward.
跟你爸一樣 Just like your father.
他不是膽小鬼 He... He's not a coward.
-他正在意大利作戰 -是嗎 - He's fighting in Italy. - Really?
但已經兩年沒人收到過他的消息了 But no one has heard from him in two years.
他就是個膽小的逃兵 He is a deserting coward.
他怕了 你也一樣 He's scared and so are you.
你就跟小兔子一樣害怕 You're as scared as a little rabbit.
害怕的小兔子 Scared little rabbit.
也許我們也該擰斷你的脖子 Maybe we should snap your neck, too?
小兔喬喬 Jojo the rabbit.
喬喬兔 Jojo Rabbit.
喬喬兔 喬喬兔 Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.
可憐的喬喬 怎麽了 小男子漢 Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?
-你好 阿道夫 -想跟我說說兔子的事嗎 - Hi, Adolf. - Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?
是怎麽回事 What was all that about?
他們想讓我殺了它 They wanted me to kill it.
抱歉 我沒能做到 I'm sorry. I couldn't.
不用擔心 我一點都不在意 Don't worry about it. I couldn't care less.
可他們現在管我叫害怕的小兔子 But now they call me a scared rabbit.
隨他們怎麽說吧 Let them say whatever they want.
人們也曾說過我很多難聽的話 People used to say a lot of nasty things about me.
"這家夥是個瘋子" "Oh, this guy's a lunatic."
"瞧瞧那個瘋子 他會把我們都害死" "Oh, look at that psycho. He's gonna get us all killed."
我告訴你一個小秘密 兔子可不是膽小鬼 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The rabbit is no coward.
不起眼的小兔子每天都面對著一個危險的世界 The humble little bunny faces a dangerous world every day,
還要為自己的家人和祖國找胡蘿蔔 hunting carrots for his family, for his country.
我的帝國將容納各種動物 My empire will be full of all animals.
獅子 長頸鹿 斑馬 Lions, giraffes, zebras,
犀牛 章魚 rhinoceroses, octopuses,
犀章魚 rhinoctopuses.
甚至是非凡的兔子 Even the mighty rabbit.
來根煙嗎 Cigarette?
不 謝謝 我不抽煙 Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke.
我給你點真正有用的建議吧 Let me give you some really good advice.
就做兔子 Be the rabbit.
不起眼的小兔能智取它的所有敵人 The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies.
它勇敢 悄無聲息而又內心強大 He's brave and sneaky and strong.
就 做 兔子 Be the rabbit.
喬喬 Jojo!
你還好嗎 喬喬 Are you all right, Jojo?
你在跟誰說話 Who were you talking to?
沒誰 Nobody.
我還以為你在哭 Oh, I thought you were crying.
你是眼淚專家嗎 Are you a teardrop specialist?
不是 No.
結案了 Case closed.
現在輪到喬喬讓那些竹節蟲看看 Now, it's time for Jojo to show those stick insects
誰才是真正膽小的兔子了 who is the real cowardly rabbit.
抱歉 你在說什麽 I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
沒什麽 Never mind.
喬喬 你去哪 Jojo, where are you going?
去做兔子 To be the rabbit!
喬喬兔 喬喬兔 找蘿蔔 喬喬兔 Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit. Hunting carrots. Jojo Rabbit.
太棒了 Hey, this is amazing.
我們就像兩頭人類羚羊 We're like two human antelopes.
好了 小夥子們 你們每個人都將有機會 Now, lads, each of you will be given the opportunity
拉燃並投擲一枚手榴彈 to ignite and throw a grenade.
我將親自下場監督 I will personally be supervising each of you
確保你們不會把自己的眼珠子炸出來 to make sure you don't blow your eyes out or something.
好了 誰先來 All right, who's first?
克勞斯 Klaus.
該死 Shit.
該死 Shit!
別學他 Don't do that.
喬喬 喬喬 Jojo. Jojo.
芬克爾 芬克爾 Finkel! Finkel!
喬喬 喬喬 Jojo, Jojo.
我的天啊 O-M Gott.
他的臉像幅抽象畫 He looks like a Picasso painting.
他媽媽會殺了我的 His mother's going to kill me.
我親愛的崽崽 My darling cub.
小家夥 Hey, kid.
我親愛的崽崽 My darling little cub.
你為什麽這麽高興 Why so happy?
你兒子醜得像個怪物 Your son is ugly like a monster.
你才不是怪物 You're no monster.
而且你的疤會好的 Besides, your scars will heal,
你的腿能基本恢復原樣 and you'll get most of the movement back in your leg.
但我再也當不了希特勒的私人警衛了 But I'll never be in Hitler's personal guards.
你這樣挺好的 Ah, you're fine as you are.
你能回家我就很高興了 I'm just happy to have you back home.
正好獅子爸爸又不在 Mama Lion worries about her cub,
獅子媽媽可擔心她的崽崽了 especially when Papa Lion isn't here.
還有獅子英格 Or Inge Lion.
你把兔子尾巴圍著耳朵繞一圈 You grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear,
綁好以後塞回耳朵洞裏 tie it all up and then stuff him back down the hole.
好啦 我們出發吧 Now then, let's get on our way, huh?
我覺得出去走走 I think getting out of the house will
對你的康復有奇效 do wonders for your recuperation.
我不想出去 I don't want to go out there.
什麽 別說傻話 你當然想出去 What? Don't be silly. Of course you do.
我看上去很蠢 I look stupid.
別人會盯著我看的 People will stare.
享受註目禮吧 孩子 Enjoy the attention, kid.
不是誰都有運氣長得蠢 Not everyone's lucky enough to look stupid.
比如我就擺脫不了天生麗質的命運 I, for one, am cursed to look incredibly attractive.
現在你要鼓起勇氣 Now, you're going to pluck up your courage,
走出家門來一場華麗冒險 walk out that door and have an incredible adventure.
好嗎 Okay?
好 Okay.
陸軍元帥喬喬 你是我們最厲害的戰士 Field Marshal Jojo, you're our top man.
準備動身離開這棟房子 Prepare to leave the house.
這任務危險嗎 Is it dangerous?
極其危險 Extremely.
-希特勒萬歲 -老天啊 - Heil Hitler. - Oh, Jesus.
-你看上去不錯 小子 -希特勒萬歲 - Looking good, kid. - Heil Hitler!
貝茨勒夫人 您依舊如此迷人 Frau Betzler, you're looking fetching as usual.
所有人都出力 希特勒青年團預備役
好吧 Okay, wow.
我兒子走路一瘸一拐都是你的錯 It's because of you my son can't walk properly
他的臉也毀容了 and has a messed-up face.
他偷了我的手榴彈 He stole my hand grenade.
-他自己拿... -知道了 - Just took it... - Ja, ja.
我上班的時候你會照顧他的 對嗎 So, you are going to look after him while I'm at work, hmm?
保證他有事幹 還是集體的一份子 懂了嗎 Make sure he has a job and feels included. Got it?
懂了 完全明白 Got it. Ja, I really got it.
很好 Good.
夥計們 這位是喬納斯·貝茨勒 Guys, this is Johannes Betzler.
我跟你們說過的 The kid I told you about.
記得嗎 他偷了枚手榴彈 Remember, he stole a hand grenade
把自己炸上了天 and blew himself up and as a result
結果我因為玩忽職守降了級 I got demoted for negligence.
現在得在這間辦公室和可愛的孩子們一起工作 Now I get to work in this office with all these wonderful kids.
喬喬 我們肯定能找點事給你幹 So, Jojo. I'm sure we can figure out something for you to do.
誰有主意 Ideas?
-有 -誰有 - Ja. - Guys?
我有 Ja. Ja.
我們缺人幫忙遛下克隆體 Okay, well, we need somebody to walk the clones.
他還可以幫我們發下新傳單 Also, I think maybe he could hand out this new propaganda,
所有十多歲的小孩都加入青年團
追隨我們的領袖
然後發個征兵通知 and deliver these conscriptions.
我會被征召入伍嗎 I don't suppose I could be conscripted?
可以嗎 Could I?
這可真是個好主意 Oh, yes, that's a wonderful idea.
我完全同意你 Yes, I give my full permission
送這位十歲的孩子上戰場 for you to send this ten-year-old child into war.
有人能給他配把槍嗎 Will someone get this kid a gun?
我非常樂意上前線 And I'd be more than happy to fight in the front.
排隊去 小子 Get in line, kid.
好了 這是征兵通知 Okay. Here are the conscriptions,
這是槍 and here is a gun.
它有點...不要槍嗎 It's a bit... for the gun?
不要 No.
我們有信心勝利 時間或武力都打不垮德國民眾
來為希特勒青年團效力
希特勒
社區和要塞要互相幫助
我們以忠於首領為榮
德國人民的戰爭條款
法肯海姆市
追隨我們的領袖
我們欺騙了德國民眾
惡心 Yuck.
看著 Look.
解放德國 反抗納粹黨
他們做了什麽 What did they do?
他們能做的 What they could.
走吧 Come on.
餵 喬喬兔 Hey-hey! Jojo Rabbit!
瞧瞧你那張臉 Oh, look at your face.
我當兵啦 我要上戰場啦 I am a soldier! I'm going to war!
你就是個郵差 And you are a postman!
喬喬兔 喬喬兔 Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit!
媽媽 Mama?
陸軍元帥喬喬到家了 Field Marshal Jojo is home.
媽媽 Mama?
媽媽 我到家了 Mama? I'm home.
媽媽 Mama?
英格
你好 Hi.
你想幹什麽 What do you want?
你是鬼嗎 Are you a ghost?
是啊 我是鬼 Sure. A ghost.
別逼我追你 小子 Don't make me run, kid.
我太餓了 I'm far too hungry
你知道我們有多喜歡血的滋味 and you know how much we love the taste of blood.
你在找什麽 Lose something?
我不是鬼 喬納斯 我比鬼還可怕 I'm not a ghost, Johannes. I'm something worse,
但你已經知道了 不是嗎 but I think you already know that, don't you?
你知道我是什麽 You know what I am.
-我不知道 -你知道 - No. - Yes.
說啊 Say it.
說啊 Say it!
猶太佬 A Jew.
祝福你 Gesundheit.
你不能留在這裏 You can't be here.
是你媽媽邀請我來的 Well, your mother invited me,
所以我是她的客人 so I suppose that makes me her guest.
-這是禁止的 -你要怎麽辦 親愛的小希特勒 - It's not allowed. - What will you do, sweet Hitlerchen?
當然了 Of course.
去吧 告訴他們 Go on, then. Tell them.
但你知道接下來會怎麽樣嗎 But do you know what happens if you do?
我會告訴他們你幫了我 I'll tell them you helped me.
還有你媽媽 And your mother, too.
然後我們一起完蛋 Then we'll all be kaputt.
如果你敢和你媽媽說你發現我了 哪怕說一句 And if you tell her you know about me, just one word...
我就要給這世界做件大好事 I'll do the world a great, big favor
砍掉你的納粹腦袋 and cut your Nazi head off.
明白了嗎 Got it?
明白 Ja.
這個我就留下了 挺漂亮的 I think I'll hold onto this. It's pretty.
真刺激 That was intense.
-我要怎麽辦 -說實話 不知道 - What am I going to do? - Honestly, no idea.
可能不止她一個 I mean, there could be more of them.
幾百個住在你家墻裏的猶太人 Hundreds of them living in your walls.
她是怎麽奪走主導權的 How did she get control like that?
她肯定用了她的魔力 She must've used her powers.
心靈控制 Mind control.
老一套了 Oh, typical.
-你看到她移動得多快了嗎 -看到了 - Did you see how fast she moved? - Yes.
美國短跑與跳遠名將
就像個幼小女性版本的傑西·歐文斯 Like a little, female Jewish Jesse Owens.
-現在她還拿走了你的好刀 -我的刀 - And now she's got your fancy knife. - My knife!
對 就像個幼小女性版本的傑西·歐文斯 Yeah. Like a little, female Jewish Jesse Owens,
開膛手傑克 Jack the Ripper.
你絕對有麻煩了 You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
怎麽辦 怎麽辦 Ah, what to do, what to do?
-想到了 -想到了 - Got it! - Got it!
-談判 -燒掉房子 - I will negotiate. - Burn down the house
然後怪罪溫斯頓·丘吉爾 and blame Winston Churchill.
或者談判 Or negotiate.
打擾一下 Excuse me?
小姑娘 Little girl?
墻裏面的猶太姑娘 Jew girl in the wall?
餵 猶太佬 Yoo-hoo. Jew?
那好 我就直接說我要說的話吧 Okay, well, I'll just say what I have to say and that's this:
我不怕你 I'm not scared of you
並且我認為你應該換個地方住 and I think you should find somewhere else to live.
行嗎 Okay?
不行 Not okay.
滾出我的房間 Get the hell out of my room.
她真粗魯 She's pretty rude, you know?
這是我的個人意見 That's just my two Pfennige.
-而且她現在有兩把刀了 -我知道 - And now she's got two knives. - I know!
-你要怎麽切東西 -我不知道 - How are you going to chop up stuff? - I don't know!
而且她還在那上面 Oh, and she's still up there, too.
那個...那東西 那個... That... that thing, that, that...
-猶太人 -對 猶太人 - Jew. - Yeah. Jew, yeah.
-我們要怎麽對付那個猶太人 -想點辦法 - What are we gonna do about that Jew? - You think of something.
現在我成專家了 Oh, now I'm the expert?
別再給我香煙了 我才十歲 Stop offering me damned cigarettes! I'm ten!
行 抱歉 我壓力太大了 All right. Sorry. I'm stressed out!
好 我們直說吧 Okay, let's talk like turkeys.
你不能告訴你媽媽 You can't tell your mother
要不那個猶太人會砍掉你的納粹腦袋 or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head,
但沒理由讓這個閣樓裏的玩意 but there's no reason this thing in the attic needs
毀掉你的生活 to ruin your life.
實際上 你可以利用這一點 In fact, you could use it to your advantage.
怎麽做 How?
別人企圖對我使用心靈控制時 When someone tries to use mind powers on me,
你知道我怎麽做嗎 know what I do?
反過來對他們用心靈控制 Use mind powers back on them.
1944年以一枚臨時組裝的定時炸彈 刺殺希特勒的德國陸軍上校
記得去年那個獨臂海盜馮施陶芬伯格 Remember last year when that one-arm pirate von Stauffenberg
企圖用一枚桌子下的炸彈炸死我的事嗎 tried to blow me up with a table bomb?
對 你活下來了 Yeah, you survived.
更正 Correctomundo.
除了擁有防炸彈腿之外 The only reason I survived,
我幸存的唯一原因 apart from having bombproof legs,
就是我智取了老馮施陶 is because I outwitted old von Stauffy.
我讓他以為我死了 I let him think that I was dead,
但實際上 我安然無恙 when in actual fact, I was absolutely fine.
通過裝死 我引出了所有叛徒 By pretending I was dead, I drew out all the traitors.
所以你要怎麽做 So what are you going to do?
裝死 Pretend I'm dead?
正是 等等 不 Exactly. Wait, no.
不 我的意思是 No, what I mean is this:
給她制造安全感 然後她會卸下防備 make her feel safe and then she'll drop her guard
然後你就取得主導權了 and then you will be the one in control.
-反向心理 -別把事情復雜化 - Reverse psychology. - Don't complicate things.
就用我的反向心靈控制招數 Just use my backwards mind power trick,
然後一切都會解決的 and everything will be fine.
我得走了 I gotta go.
今晚晚餐在我家吃獨角獸 We're having unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.
專心 喬喬 Concentrate, Jojo.
記住 一個猶太人生活在你家墻裏 Remember, a Jew living in your wall
好過兩個猶太人撲閃著蝙蝠翅膀飛在外面 is better than two Jews flying around with their bat wings
沿著煙囪爬下來吃掉無辜的納粹 climbing down chimneys and eating innocent Nazis.
還有別再給她刀了 And don't give her any more knives.
再見 Tschüss.
親愛的崽崽 你怎麽沒睡 Darling cub, why are you up, huh?
你吃過東西了嗎 Did you eat anything, hmm?
抱歉 我忘了時間 Sorry, I lost track of time.
我去散步了 然後... I was taking a long walk and having a thing...
我們該拿你的鞋帶怎麽辦 老天 What are we going to do with these laces, huh? My goodness.
你總會學會系鞋帶的 是不是 You'll learn how to tie them eventually, no?
-我聽到她的聲音了 -什麽 - I heard her. - What?
誰 Who?
英格 Inge.
她的鬼魂 Her ghost.
你真慘 That's so sad for you.
你發瘋了 You've lost your mind.
然而我更慘 It's sadder for me, though,
因為我得和一個瘋子住一起 because I have to live with a crazy person.
我聽到有動靜 在樓上 I heard noises. Upstairs.
鬼魂 說真的 你知道我聽到了什麽動靜嗎 老鼠 Ghosts? Honestly. You know what I heard? Rats.
對 我們家裏有老鼠 你能相信嗎 Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?
骯臟的動物 Dirty animals.
我一直想叮囑你不要上樓 I've been meaning to tell you to stay away from upstairs,
直到我把老鼠清理幹凈 好嗎 until I've cleared them all, okay?
我不想讓你生病 I don't need you getting sick.
好 媽媽 Okay, Mama.
我會警惕那些骯臟的老鼠 I'll watch out for those dirty rats.
刀都去哪了 Where are all the goddamn knives?
你也要上床睡覺了嗎 Are you going to bed, too?
對 馬上 Yes. Soon.
我得先整理一些東西 I have to tidy some things first.
什麽東西 What things?
媽媽的東西 Mama things.
小子 你得信任我 好嗎 Boy, you have to trust me, okay?
我是家裏的老大 是不是 I'm the boss here, ja?
我猜是吧 I guess.
好孩子 Good boy.
對 但用一只眼 像這樣 Yes, but with... with one eye. Like...
很接近了 Almost.
不太對 Not quite.
很棒 你學會了 Great. You got it.
好 Ja.
你得再安靜點 You have to be more quiet.
他聽到了樓上有動靜 He heard noises up here.
如果我要在你和我兒子之間做選擇 我... If I have to choose between you and my son, I...
我都不知道該把你送到哪裏去 I won't know where to send you.
你聽到了嗎 You hear me?
他不能知道 他知道的話 他們也會知道 He can't know. If he knows, then they know.
-你可以跟他講道理 -你不了解他 - You could reason with him. - You don't know him.
他是個狂熱分子 He's a fanatic.
他花了三周才接受了 It took him three weeks to get over the fact
他祖父不是金發的事實 that his grandfather was not blond.
我知道那個小男孩就在他內心某處 I know he's in there somewhere.
那個喜歡玩耍 因為害怕雷聲 The little boy who loves to play and runs to you
而奔向你的小男孩 because he's scared of thunder.
以為你發明了巧克力蛋糕的小男孩 Thinks you invented chocolate cake.
到頭來 這是你僅有的東西 In the end, that's all you have.
希望 Hope...
你僅剩的孩子不是又一個鬼魂 that your only remaining child is not just another ghost.
或許我們現在都是鬼魂 只是自己不知道 Perhaps we're all ghosts now. We just don't know it.
或許吧 Perhaps.
你比大多數人都活得久 You've lived more lifetimes than most.
我根本就沒活過 I haven't lived at all.
你受到了挑戰 You're being challenged.
他們說你不能活著 你活不下去 They say you can't live, that you won't live.
如果成真了 那他們就贏了 If that comes true, then they win.
他們至今一直都在贏 They've been winning so far.
他們永遠都不會贏 這就是你身上的力量 They'll never win. That's the power you have.
只要有人活在某個地方 那他們就輸了 As long as there's someone alive, somewhere, then they lose.
他們昨天或今天都沒抓到你 They didn't get you yesterday or today.
那你明天也要一樣活著 You make tomorrow the same.
明天一定是一樣的 Tomorrow must be the same.
我的天啊 Jesus Christ!
你必須拉伸 You must stretch.
弄疼你了嗎 Does that hurt you?
-是的 -很好 痛苦就是你的朋友 - Yes. - Good. Pain is your friend.
很快你的腿就會 Soon your leg will only be
只有一點畸形 並不礙事 a little bit deformed and pointless.
但我還要建議你休學一個月 I'm going to recommend another month off school though
因為你的臉可能會嚇到別的孩子 because your face might scare the other kids.
有點醜 It's kind of ugly.
好了 下一個是誰 Okay, who's next?
喬喬 Jojo.
寶貝 我得走了 Baby, I have to go.
我們家裏見 I'll see you at home.
-你好 克上尉 -你好 - Hi, Captain K. - Hey.
這不是手榴彈先生嗎 If it isn't Herr Hand Grenade himself.
腿怎麽樣了 小子 How's the leg, kid?
愈合得差不多了 It's pretty much healed.
疼痛降到80%了 It only 80% hurts now.
你們在做什麽 What are you guys doing?
我來給希特勒青年團 I'm being made to teach the HJ boys
做水戰培訓 water warfare training.
以防他們需要 You know, in case they ever need
在遊泳池裏作戰 to go to battle in a swimming pool.
我能問你一個關於猶太人的問題嗎 Can I ask you a question about Jews?
天啊 為什麽 Oh, God. Why?
我要是看到了一個該怎麽辦 What should I do if I see one?
好吧 Okay.
如果你看到了猶太人 告訴我們 If you see a Jew, you tell us,
我們告訴蓋世太保 他們會告訴保衛軍 we tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS,
然後他們會去殺了那個猶太人 and then they go and they kill the Jew.
以及幫助了那個猶太人的所有人 And anyone who helped the Jew.
因為現在是個多疑的時期 And because these are very paranoid times,
保險起見 可能還會多殺幾個人 probably some other people just in case.
流程很冗長 It's a pretty drawn out process.
即使那個猶太人一開始就催眠了別人 Even if the Jew hypnotized someone
讓對方藏起了自己嗎 to make them hide the Jew in the first place?
要是真有此事 我肯定會驚呆的 I'd be amazed if that could happen.
不 有可能的 No, it can happen.
我叔叔就是這樣 It happened to my uncle.
一個猶太人催眠了他 A Jew hypnotized him
然後他成為了一個酒鬼以及賭鬼 and he became a massive drunk and a gambler.
他還背叛了自己的妻子 And he cheated on his wife
和我妹妹有不正當關系 and he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister.
然後他在一場無關的事故中淹死了 And then he drowned in an unrelated accident,
但都是因為那個猶太人 but it was the Jew's fault.
總之 你看到猶太人了嗎 Anyway. Did you see one? A Jew.
我不確定我能不能分辨出來 I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did.
嗯 我也不能 Yeah, me neither.
摘掉他們可笑帽子 根本分辨不出 Without their funny hats, it's damn near impossible.
應該有人寫本關於這個主題的書 Someone should write a book on the subject.
能讓我們省心許多 It would make things so much easier.
-肯定會大賣 -是 - It would be a hit. - Ja.
芬克爾 他們要溺水了 走吧 Finkie, they're drowning. Come on.
回見 小夥子 I'll see you later, little man.
好了 情況是這樣的 Okay, here's the situation.
如果我去告發你 你會有大麻煩 If I tell on you, you'll be in big trouble,
我看你也不願意 and I don't think you want that.
但之後你會告發我和我母親 But then you'll tell on me and my mother,
我們就會有麻煩 and we'll be in trouble,
這個我也不願意 which I don't want.
如果你告訴我媽媽我知道了 那她會趕你出去 And if you tell my mother I know, then she'll kick you out,
這個你也不願意 which you don't want.
如果我告訴我媽媽我知道了 And if I tell my mother I know,
那你就會把我的納粹腦袋砍下來 then you'll cut off my Nazi head,
這個我也不願意 which I also don't want.
所以這就是一場墨西哥僵局 So, it's a Mexican stalemate.
只是普通的僵局 It's just a normal stalemate.
我有幾個條件 可以允許你留下來 I have some conditions for allowing you to stay here.
-"條件" -是的 - "Conditions?" - Yes.
告訴我所有猶太種族的事情 Tell me everything about the Jewish race.
好的 Okay.
我們和你們相似 We're like you,
但我們是人類 but human.
請認真對待 Please take this seriously.
把這個當成是調查錄 Think of this as an exposé.
我想知道你們所有的秘密 I want to know all your secrets.
請不要坐在我姐姐的床上 Kindly refrain from sitting on my sister's bed.
為什麽 她又不需要了 Why? She doesn't need it.
你對我姐姐一無所知 You know nothing of my sister.
英格和我是朋友 Inge and I were friends.
我記得你 I remember you.
奇怪的小男孩 Such a funny little boy.
寒暄結束 Enough with the small talk.
快跟我說說你們的種族 Start telling me about your kind.
顯然 我們是愛錢如命的魔鬼 Obviously, we are demons who love money.
對吧 Right?
顯然是的 大家都知道 Obviously. Everyone knows that.
但人們不知道我們也對食物過敏 But what people don't know is that we're also allergic to food.
奶酪 面包 肉 Cheese, bread, meat.
只要一口就能要我們的命 That stuff will kill us instantly.
所以你如果想了結我的性命 So, if you're thinking of ending my life,
這是最快的辦法 that's the fastest way.
還有餅幹 很致命 Also biscuits, lethal.
很幽默 Very funny.
總之 沒有你的食物 Anyway, there's not enough food for you,
所以我不知道你該怎麽辦 so I don't know what you're going to do.
你媽媽給我找了一些面包 Your mother managed to find me some bread.
她很善良 把我當人對待 She's kind. She treats me like a person.
但你不是 不是正經的人 But you're not. Not a proper person.
你是嗎 Are you?
你好大的膽子 猶太佬 How dare you, Jew!
你像一根睫毛一樣脆弱 You are weak like an eyelash.
我是雅利安的後人 I am born of Aryan ancestry.
我的鮮血是純正的紅玫瑰的顏色 My blood is the color of a pure red rose.
我的眼睛湛藍如... And my eyes are blue like...
掙脫啊 Break free.
掙脫啊 偉大的雅利安人 猶太人都不脆弱 Break free, great Aryan. There are no weak Jews.
我的祖先與天使摔跤 與巨人廝殺 I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants.
我們是神選之子 We were chosen by God.
你們卻是被一個胡子都長不全的 You were chosen by a pathetic little man
可悲小矮子選出來的 who can't even grow a full mustache.
更強大的種族嗎 The stronger race, huh?
樓上的那個猶太人進展如何了 So, how's it all going with that Jew thing upstairs?
她不想和我談 Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.
嗯 畢竟你是個納粹 Mm-hmm. Well, you are a Nazi.
有道理 I guess.
這本書會比我想的更難寫 This book is going to be harder to write than I thought.
她在做什麽 她在燒東西 What's she doing? She's burning something.
她在燒什麽 What is she burning?
-你在燒什麽 -她聽不到你的聲音 - What are you burning? - She can't hear you.
你在燒什麽 What are you burning?
你樂呵什麽 Why so happy?
局勢變了 Things are changing.
同盟國拿下了意大利 The Allies have taken Italy.
下一個就是法國 馬上戰爭就要結束了 France will be next and soon the war will be over.
該死的 那你有什麽可高興的 Goddamn it! Why does that make you happy?
你就這麽恨你的祖國嗎 You hate your country that much?
我愛我的祖國 我恨的是戰爭 I love my country. It's the war I hate.
毫無意義且愚蠢至極 It's pointless and stupid,
我們越早恢復和平越好 and the sooner we have peace, the better.
戰爭肯定會結束 Oh, the war will end.
我們會把敵人碾為塵埃 We will crush our enemies into dust.
等他們都被消滅了 And when they are destroyed,
我們就要用他們的墳墓當廁所 we shall use their graves as toilets.
好了 不談政治了 Okay. No more politics.
晚餐是中立地帶 這張餐桌就是瑞士 Dinner is neutral ground. This table is Switzerland.
吃吧 Let's eat.
你怎麽不吃 You aren't eating.
我不是很餓 No. I am not that hungry.
過會兒再吃 I might eat later.
現在嚼嚼這葡萄就挺好 For now, I am just going to chew on these grapes.
我今晚可是餓壞了 Well, I'm especially hungry tonight.
要不我把你那份也吃了吧 So maybe I'll just finish yours.
浪費不太好 Don't want it to go to waste.
今天過得怎麽樣 喬納斯 How was your day, Johannes?
還不就是四處遊蕩 Oh, you know, just wandered around,
當一個生無可戀的畸形小孩 being a deformed kid with nothing to live for.
你才不是畸形 You're not deformed.
我的臉都成一張街道地圖了 女人 My face looks like a goddamn street map, woman.
沒指望你能懂 I wouldn't expect you to understand.
要是我爸爸在這 他肯定會懂我 If my father were here, he'd get it.
問題是他不在 Well, he's not.
我知道 所以我只能跟你困在一起 I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.
你想見你爸 You want your dad, 'eh?
是的 我想 Yeah, I do.
-是嗎 真的嗎 -是 真的 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah.
-確定嗎 -確定 - Yeah? - Yeah!
行 Fine.
不準用這種口氣跟你娘說話 Don't you ever talk to your goddamn mother like that!
保羅 怎麽了 Paul, what happened?
保羅 Paul?
我吼孩子了 I yelled at the kid.
什麽 去跟他道歉 What? Go apologize.
抱歉 孩子 Sorry, kid.
什麽 What?
你這算什麽道歉 What kind of apology was that?
對不起 孩子 Sorry, kid.
喬喬 Jojo...
我知道你想我 但是... I know you miss me, but I'm...
我正在外面奮戰試圖改變這個世界 I'm out there trying to make a difference in the world.
我不在的日子裏 And while I'm gone,
我需要你照顧好我的羅茜 I need you to take care of my Rosie.
你能做到嗎 Can you do that?
能 爸爸 Yes, Dad.
謝謝 Thanks.
她也在盡她所能 She's doing what she can.
天吶 我們真是生了個乖孩子 Oh, gosh. We made a good kid, huh?
真好喝 Damn, that's good.
讓我想起了和羅茜在紅色沙龍跳舞的日子 It reminds me of dancing with Rosie in The Red Salon.
你還記得嗎 親愛的 You remember, honey?
當然記得 老公 Of course I do, babe.
別光坐著 孩子 Hey, don't just sit there, kid.
過來 Come.
跟你爸媽一起跳舞 來 Dance with your parents, come.
我需要你畫一張猶太人的生活地點圖 So, I'd like you to draw a picture of where Jews live.
你們在哪裏吃飯睡覺 Where you all eat, sleep,
還有猶太蜂後在哪裏產卵 and where the queen Jew lays the eggs.
你還真是個傻子 You really are an idiot.
動作快點 我們的任務繁重 Come on. We have a lot of work to do.
跟我說說你的家人 Tell me about your family.
我可以告訴你猶太人的情況 I'll tell you about the Jews,
但你無權了解我的家人 but you are not privileged to know about my family.
但是我需要背景資料 But I need background.
你為什麽要找我玩 Why are you hanging around with me?
你是沒朋友嗎 Don't you have any friends?
當然有 約克 Of course. Yorki.
-約克 -他只是其中一個 - "Yorki?" - Amongst others.
但你一個朋友都沒有 Well, you don't have anyone.
我有內森 I have Nathan.
內森 他是什麽人 "Nathan?" Who the hell is that?
-我的未婚夫 我有他 -他人在哪 - My fiancé. I have him. - Where is he?
在反納粹組織裏戰鬥 看 Fighting in the resistance, see.
他在小河邊向我求的婚 He proposed to me on the banks of the Fluss.
像謙謙君子一樣單膝跪地 He knelt down like a proper gentleman,
念了一首裏爾克的詩 recited a poem by Rilke.
我答應了他 一起跳舞到夜幕來臨 And when I said yes, we danced into the night.
真無聊 Snore.
裏爾克是誰 Who's Rilke?
一位偉大詩人 內森的最愛 A great poet. Nathan's favorite.
內森的最愛是嗎 Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yay.
他會來救我 然後我們去巴黎定居 He's coming to rescue me, then we'll go live in Paris.
你要永遠背叛德國嗎 You'd turn your back on Germany forever?
是德國先背叛的我 It turned on me first.
反正我們也不需要你 Well, we don't need you.
你和你的傻子男友就閉上嘴巴 You and your stupid boyfriend can shut up
住到那個該死的奶酪蝸牛長棍面包之地去吧 and go live in damn cheese, snail, baguette land.
你這是因為沒有女友說的氣話 Now, now, just because you don't have a girlfriend.
我是忙得沒空交女友 I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
總有一天你會騰出時間的 One day, you'll make time.
到時候你的心裏會只有她 You'll think of nothing else.
你會遇到你的心上人 每天都渴望著 You'll meet someone and spend your days
能再次將她擁入懷抱的那一刻 dreaming of the moment you can hold them in your arms again.
那就是愛 That's love.
-胡說八道 -畫完了 - Ridiculous. - Finished.
傻瓜
我是要你畫猶太人住的地方 I said to draw where Jews live.
這是我腦袋的破畫像 This is just a stupid picture of my head.
沒錯 我們就住那兒 Yeah. That's where we live.
裏爾克 裏爾克 裏爾克 Rilke, Rilke, Rilke.
你在哪兒呢 寫詩的笨蛋 Where are you? Poetry-writing dumbhead.
賴內·馬利亞·裏爾克
真是個好主意 小兔子 Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit.
我們就用這些書 We'll use all of these books
鋪一塊假地板 好讓她踩空掉下去 to make a fake floor that she'll fall through.
跌進滿是食人魚 巖漿和培根肉的坑裏 Straight into a pit full of piranhas and... and lava and bacon.
她都不知道自己是怎麽死的 Why, she won't know what hit her.
你安靜 還管我 You shush. Shush me?
趕緊拿本書走吧 圖書館什麽的最蠢了 Let's get a book and let's go. Libraries are dumb.
我們只能放手
我們現在做的事真是太絕妙了 Yeah, this is a really good idea, what we're doing right now.
她要是有心 這麽做能把她的心劈成兩半 If she had a heart, this would break it clean in two.
我有事要告訴你 I have something to tell you.
我無意中發現了一封內森以前寄的信 I came across an old letter from Nathan,
你的未婚夫 寫給你的 your fiancé, addressed to you.
-你在說什麽呢 -我直接念吧 - What the hell are you talking about? - I'll just read it.
親愛的愛莎 雖然很難以啟齒 "Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,
但我不想娶你了 but I don't want to marry you anymore.
我找到了新愛人 我們經常大笑 I found a new woman and we laugh a lot
還會舌吻 and do the tongue-kiss.
就像我最喜愛的詩人裏爾克說的 It's like my favorite poet, Rilke, says,
"我們之所以相愛 是為了學會 'We need in love to practice only this:
放手彼此" letting each other go.'
所以再見了 抱歉我放手讓你走 So, goodbye and sorry about letting you go.
你的前未婚夫 內森 From Nathan, your ex-fiancé.
又及 我沒有參加反納粹組織 "PS, I'm not really in the resistance.
我撒謊了 "I was lying.
我現在沒有工作 而且變得很胖 I'm unemployed and quite fat now."
不用開門 Don't open the door,
我剛剛忘了還有另外一封信 but I actually forgot there was a second letter.
親愛的愛莎 "Dear Elsa...
我想讓你知道 I just wanted to let you know that
我現在不想與你分手了 I don't want to break up with you now.
我改變主意了 I changed my mind
因為我不想看到你為了我而自殺 because I don't want you to kill yourself over me,
過去有好幾個姑娘這樣做了 which a couple of girls have done in the past,
搞得我壓力很大 and it's pretty stressful.
我要你好好活著 I need you to stay alive.
謝天謝地有那孩子照顧你 Thank God you're being taken care of by that kid
不得不說他真的是少年英傑 who I must say is a remarkable young man beyond his years.
也很勇敢 And brave, too.
等時機成熟我們就結婚 And let's still get married sometime,
雖然我現在真的沒有工作 even though I am truly unemployed
也沒忙什麽正事 and have nothing going on for me.
你的 內森 Yours, Nathan."
-貝多芬 -愛因斯坦 - Beethoven. - Einstein.
-巴赫 -格什溫 - Bach. - Gershwin.
勃拉姆斯 瓦格納 莫紮特 Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.
你只知道音樂家嗎 Musicians, is that all you have?
裏爾克 Rilke.
當然有他 Oh, yeah, of course.
你最愛的裏爾克 他媽媽是猶太人 Your favorite, Rilke. Jewish mother.
那就黛德麗 Dietrich, then.
胡迪尼 Houdini.
-不 不可能吧 -相信我 兄弟 - No. That's impossible. - Believe it, brother.
不信去問畢沙羅 莫迪利亞尼 曼雷 斯坦因 Just ask Pissarro, Modigliani, Man Ray, Gertrude Stein,
摩西甚至是救世主本人耶穌基督 阿門 Mr. Moses and the king of them all, Jesus Christi. Amen.
你只是胡說古代的人名罷了 Well, you're just saying any old name now.
這些人我都沒聽說過 我不玩了 I've never heard of these people and now I'm fed up.
如果你又找到內森的信 If you find any more of those letters,
可以告訴我嗎 will you let me know?
可以 Sure.
好的 Okay.
再見 Bye.
河岸上以前有很多戀人約會 Ah, these banks used to be full of lovers.
在這唱歌跳舞 There was dancing and singing.
很浪漫 Romance.
現在可沒時間搞浪漫 There's no time for romance.
我們身處戰爭中 We're at war.
總是有時間搞浪漫的 There's always time for romance.
總有一天你會遇到對的人 Someday you'll meet someone special.
為什麽大家都這麽跟我說 Why does everyone keep telling me that?
還有誰跟你說過 Who else tells you that?
大家 Everyone.
反正 Anyway.
是個愚蠢的想法 It's a stupid idea.
你才愚蠢 You're stupid.
愛是世界上最強大的東西 Love is the strongest thing in the world.
我想你會發現 I think you'll find that
金屬才是世界上最強大的東西 metal is the strongest thing in the world.
緊隨其後的是炸藥 然後是肌肉 Followed closely by dynamite, and then muscles.
再說了 就算見到愛情我也認不出 Besides, I wouldn't even know it if I saw it.
毫不意外 Surprise, surprise.
你的鞋帶又開了 Your shoelaces are undone again.
喬喬 Oh, Jojo.
等你遇到愛情 你會知道的 You'll know when it happens.
你會感受到 You'll feel it.
愛是疼痛 It's a pain.
-我賭是屁股疼[給我帶來麻煩] -是肚子有感覺 - In my arse, I bet. - In your tummy.
就像吃了一大堆蝴蝶一樣 Like, like, you're full of butterflies.
-惡心 -是很惡心 - Yuck. - Yeah, "yuck."
好了 屎特勒 我們走吧 Come on, Shitler. Let's get a move on.
你怎麽回事 What's wrong with you?
你這樣我好擔心啊 你又喝多了嗎 I'm worried about you, man. Are you drunk? Again?
來吧 天啊 Come on. Oh, God.
能幫我解開嗎 Could you please untie them?
-你真是長胖了 -我才沒有 - You're really getting fat. - I'm not...
要不我把你扔在這吧 行嗎 You know what? Why don't I just leave you here, okay?
-不行 -我明天再來找你 - No. - I'll come and get you tomorrow.
-可以嗎 -不 媽媽媽媽 - Okay? How about that? - No. Mama, Mama!
你自己能行的 寶貝 You'll figure it out, darling.
-不行 -我回家等你 - No! - I'll meet you back at the house.
-我們明早見 -媽媽媽媽 - I'll see you tomorrow morning. - Mama, Mama!
你長大得太快了 You're growing up too fast.
十歲小孩不應該歌頌戰爭 討論政治 Ten-year-olds shouldn't be celebrating war and talking politics.
你應該去爬樹 You should be climbing trees
然後從樹上摔下來 and then falling out of those trees.
但是元首說等我們打贏了 But the Führer says when we win
就輪到我們這些小男孩統治世界了 it is us, young boys who will rule the world.
帝國正在走向滅亡 The Reich is dying.
我們會戰敗 We're going to lose the war
到那時你怎麽辦 and then what are you going to do, hmm?
生命是恩賜 Life is a gift.
我們要歌頌生命 We must celebrate it.
要用舞蹈來告訴上帝我們感激生而為人 We have to dance to show God we are grateful to be alive.
我可不跳 Well, I won't dance.
跳舞是沒工作的人才會幹的事 Dancing is for people who don't have a job.
跳舞是自由的人會幹的事 Dancing is for people who are free.
是逃離殘酷現實的解藥 It's an escape from all this.
那你一路跳著舞回家吧 Well, you're free to dance your way home.
我騎車 I'll ride.
你想得美 Oh, no, you don't.
沒人能阻止我 No one can stop me.
歡迎回家 小夥子們 Welcome home, boys!
回家去親吻媽媽吧 Now, go home and kiss your mothers!
恐怕今天沒有內森的消息 No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.
他可能在處理要事 He's probably doing something amazing,
忙著讀書或者忙著留胡子 like reading a book or growing a beard.
怎麽了 What's wrong?
我給你講講猶太人吧 You want me to tell you about the Jews?
隨便 Don't care.
最開始我們是住在山洞裏的 In the beginning, we used to live in caves.
-在地心深處 -等等 - Deep, deep in the center of the Earth. - Wait.
那可怕的地方住滿了古怪奇妙的生物 Scary places full of strange and wonderful creatures
它們都有一個共同點 all with one thing in common.
喜歡收集包皮嗎 Stealing the ends of penises?
不 你這白癡 No, you idiot.
-是對藝術的熱愛 -不是割包皮嗎 - The love of art. - No cutting penises off?
你還聽不聽故事了 Do you want the story or not?
你繼續說吧 但是我知道那是真的 You may continue, but I know it's true.
割包皮那事 The penis thing.
拉比用那東西做耳塞 Rabbis use them for earplugs.
我繼續說 And moving on.
在研究了多年魔法與咒語之後 After many years of developing magic and spells,
我們逐漸搬出了山洞 住進了城鎮 we slowly moved out of the caves and into the towns.
有些人以動物的形態留在了山洞裏 Some of us stayed in the caves, though, in animal bodies.
長成一坨坨的嗎 Which are blobs or something?
我畫出來給你看 Well, I'll draw them for you.
給 There.
上色的話會更好看 It'd be better with color.
犄角在哪 Where's the horns?
藏在頭發裏 Under the hair.
你的犄角呢 Where's yours?
我還年輕 I'm too young.
到二十一歲才開始長 They grow when you turn 21.
如今我們和普通人類生活在一起 These days we live among normal people,
但我們會經常強占民居 but often we take over a house
睡覺時倒掛在天花板上 and hang from the ceiling when we sleep.
像蝙蝠一樣 Like bats.
讀心者
還有 Oh, and another thing is
我們會讀心術 we can read each other's minds.
我的天 Oh, my God.
誰的想法都能讀嗎 Everyone's minds?
-德國人的想法可以嗎 -不行 - What about German minds? - No.
他們腦殼太厚 我們無法穿透 Their heads are too thick for us to penetrate.
和鳥類一樣 我們的母語聽起來就像唱歌 Like birds, our true language sounds like singing.
我們也喜歡亮閃閃的東西 And we're also attracted to shiny things.
水晶 玻璃 還有黃金 Crystals, glass and gold.
"喜歡亮閃閃的東西" "Attracted to shiny things."
但也喜歡醜陋的東西 But also ugly things.
猶太人喜歡醜陋 Jews love ugliness.
這是我們在學校學到的 That's another thing we learned at school.
你們喜歡 對吧 You love them, yes?
醜陋的東西 Ugly things.
你們似乎相處得不錯 You two seem to be getting on well.
我只是去看看她是不是還活著 I was just making sure she was still alive.
-你為什麽要在乎 -我不在乎 - What do you care? - I don't.
我只是不想家裏有個死人 I just don't want a dead person in my house.
-你想嗎 -樂意之至 - How would you like it? - I'd love it.
請給我家多來點死人吧 More dead people in my house, please.
你們每天在一起這麽長時間 Look, just all the time you two are spending together,
讓我很不爽 it's making me feel very uncomfortable.
最初是你提議的 You suggested it in the first place.
是嗎 Did I?
-是 -好吧 是我 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah, I did.
再說了 我是為了寫書 Besides, it's for the book.
天 你說得有道理 Oh, God, you're right.
抱歉 我是不是說錯話了 I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?
現在有點尷尬 是不是 It's weird now, isn't it?
我們之間不該這麽尷尬 It shouldn't be weird between us.
這事不該尷尬 None of this should be weird.
沒事 我只是累了 我要睡了 It's fine. I'm just tired. I'm going to bed.
好 我剛剛一直在幫你暖床 Ja, I was just keeping your bed warm for you.
真正的朋友就該這樣 'Cause that's what real friends do.
你覺得我這身制服怎麽樣 Hey, what do think about this uniform?
大腿這裏我拿不準 I'm not sure about the hips on the pants.
是不是應該再寬點兒 Should they be bigger?
-你很帥 -謝謝 - You look great. - Thank you.
喬喬 我能給你一條忠告嗎 Now, listen, Jojo. Can I give you some really good advice?
你了解了她腦中的想法 When you see what's in her mind
你知道她想進入你腦中控制你 and where she's trying to make you go in your mind,
所以你一定要反其道而行之 in your mind, you must go the other way.
明白了嗎 Get what I'm saying?
別讓她禁錮你的想法 Do not let her put you in a brain prison.
親愛的喬喬 That, dear Jojo,
那是絕對不可能 也不可以 is one thing that cannot and must not ever,
發生在德國人身上的 ever happen to a German!
不能讓別人支配你的德國大腦 Do not let your German brain be bossed around!
我不會讓她支配我的德國大腦 元首 I won't let her boss my German brain around, mein Führer.
盡你所能 Try not to.
你的書裏已經收集了很多有用的信息了 Now, I think you've got a lot of good information in your book.
是時候讓世人品鑒了 你說呢 It's time to show it to the world, don't you think?
沒錯 Ja.
阿道夫 Adolf?
你覺得我醜陋嗎 Do you think I'm ugly?
當然 Yes.
他睡著了嗎 Is he asleep?
他變了 He's different.
他起疑心了 認為英格的鬼魂住在這裏 He suspects something. He thinks Inge's ghost lives up here.
你讓我想起了她 真的 You remind me of her. You really do.
我多想看著她長大成為女人 I would love to have seen her grow into a woman.
但我只能看著你了 But I'll have to watch you instead.
我不知道什麽叫成為女人 I don't know anything about being a woman.
這就是嗎 Is that what it is?
喝酒什麽的 You do things like drink wine?
當然了 要喝酒 Sure. You drink.
開心了喝香檳 Champagne, if you're happy.
難過了喝香檳 Champagne, if you're sad.
開車 You drive a car.
可以賭博 Gamble if you want.
買鉆石 Own diamonds.
學著開槍 Learn how to fire a gun.
去摩洛哥旅行 You travel to Morocco.
找情人 Take up lovers.
讓他們為情所困 Make them suffer.
你直視猛虎 You look a tiger in the eye.
然後毫無保留地信任 And trust without fear.
這就是成為女人的必經之路 That's what it is to be a woman.
你是怎麽做到的 How do you do that?
你怎麽知道可以信任一個人 How do you know you can trust someone?
信任就是了 You trust them.
晚安 Good night.
那些事情 All those other things.
你都做過嗎 Did you do that stuff?
去摩洛哥 還有其他的 You know, go to Morocco and the rest?
沒有 No.
我從未直視過猛虎 I never looked a tiger in the eye.
芬克爾 我說我們遇襲時需要德牧的意思 Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs for when the city is attacked,
是需要牧羊犬 而不是牧羊人 not actual German shepherds.
把他們帶走 Get them out of here.
把他們帶走 Get them out of here!
-現在就走 -請這邊走 - Now! Now! Now! - Move along, please. Move along, please.
謝謝配合 Thank you, thank you.
-抱歉對你大喊大叫 -我好蠢 - I'm sorry for yelling at you. - I feel so stupid.
不不 是狗的名字太蠢 我應該說清楚的 No, no. It's a silly name for a dog. I should've been more clear.
-你做得很好 -謝謝 - You're doing a great job. - Danke.
你好 孩子 Hiya, kid.
今天有什麽吩咐嗎 貝茨勒長官 How can we help you today, Master Betzler?
什麽事 跟我來吧 What's up? Walk with me.
揭發猶太人會有獎章什麽的嗎 If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something?
又是猶太人 你還對他們念念不忘嗎 Jews, Jews, Jews. You're still going on about those people?
你知道我在為即將到來的敵軍入侵做準備吧 You know I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right?
我在制定防禦策略 I'm trying to plan a defense strategy.
西邊是美國人 I've got Americans to the west,
東邊是蘇聯人 got Russians to the east.
我朋友上次遇見了蘇聯人 被他們吃掉了 My friend once met some Russians and they ate him.
核桃是哪國人 Who's the walnuts?
核桃只是核桃 孩子 Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
你想說什麽來著 What do you want to talk about?
我學習了很多關於猶太人的知識 Well, I am learning a lot about Jews.
你們知道猶太人會讀心術嗎 Did you know Jews can read each other's minds?
還有他們睡覺時像蝙蝠一樣倒掛著 And when they sleep, they hang from the ceiling, like bats.
真奇妙 你是怎麽知道這些的 That's fascinating. And where did you come by this information?
研究得來的 我在寫書 Research. I'm writing a book.
恭喜你 書名叫什麽 Congratulations. What's it called?
《餵 猶太佬》 Yoohoo Jew.
是一本關於猶太人的調查 It's an exposé on Jews.
別名可以叫《猶太佬 你是誰》 You could also call it Who Are You, Jew?
《猶太新聞》怎麽樣 Or what about Jews News?
你還真是想象力豐富 Oh, you do have a wonderful imagination on you.
-我說的是真的 -當然是真的 - But it's real. - Ja, of course it's real.
我和你一樣大時有個幻想好友叫康尼 When I was your age, I had an imaginary friend called Conny.
總是在我睡著的時候尿濕我的床 He used to wet my bed when I was asleep.
給我惹了很多麻煩 He got me in so much trouble.
過來 給你看看我在忙什麽 Hey, come here. You might like to check out what I'm working on.
為了應對敵軍入侵 As part of our preparations for the invasion,
我重新設計了制服 I'm redesigning my uniform.
註意 符合空氣動力學的羽飾 Note, the feathers for aerodynamics,
能使敵軍目眩的閃耀色彩 the sparkly color to dazzle the enemy,
純屬裝飾性的靴子 the boots purely decorative.
還有這個 And this,
一把裝有收音機的加特林機槍 this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio
能夠播放惱人的音樂來打擊敵人 which emits annoying music to dishearten the enemy.
順便說一下 這些都是有版權的 This is all copyrighted, by the way.
也就是說你不能盜版它們 That means you can't copy it.
沒錯 別打歪主意了 小子 Ja. Don't get any ideas, kid.
孩子們告訴我你爸爸在外打仗 The kids tell me that your father's away fighting.
所以現在你是家裏的頂梁柱了 感覺怎麽樣 So it appears you are now the man of the house. How's that going?
還行吧 It's okay.
是嗎 Ja?
你今天需要我做什麽工作嗎 So, what jobs do you have for me today?
說實話 有一份活 Well, I've got one, I won't lie.
跟你原來做的事情比 沒那麽重要 It's a bit of a step down from what you're used to,
但是我們現在需要所有的人手 but we need all hands on deck right now.
幫助祖國 需要金屬
為希特勒捐金屬 Metal for Hitler!
為打仗捐鍋碗瓢盆 Pots and pans for the war effort!
♪ 金屬小子來了 ♪ ♪ Here comes the metal man ♪
♪ 收集鍋碗盆瓢 ♪ ♪ Looking for your pots and pans ♪
-為希特勒捐金屬 -為希特勒捐金屬 - Metal for Hitler! - Metal for Hitler!
螺栓螺釘 Nuts and bolts!
鍋碗瓢盆 Pots and pans!
解放德國 反抗納粹黨
解放德國 "Free Germany."
喬喬 Jojo?
-約克 -你好 - Yorki? - Hi!
你當上士兵了 You're a soldier now?
樂意為你效勞 At your service.
但是你才十一歲 But you're only 11.
是啊 I know.
-我可以看看嗎 -當然 - May I? - Yeah, sure.
這是紙做的嗎 Is that paper?
我剛開始也是這麽想的 但這只是看上去像紙 That's what I thought at first, too, but it's "paper-like."
這是由我們的頂尖科學家發明的最新材料 It's the latest material invented by our top scientists.
真了不起 Well, I'm impressed.
約克 Hey, Yorki.
我抓了個猶太人 真的 I caught a Jew. A real one.
猶太人 A Jew?
上個月我看到他們抓了幾個藏在森林裏的 I saw some that they caught hiding in the forest last month.
個人而言 我不明白有什麽好大驚小怪的 Personally, I didn't see what all the fuss was about.
他們一點也不可怕 看上去就是普通人 They weren't at all scary and seemed kind of normal.
我還有任務呢 I'm getting distracted.
我得走了 I got to go.
再見 Bye.
-再見 -天吶 - Bye. - Oh, my God.
穿著這玩意太難跑了 It's so hard to run in this thing.
我找到了這些 I found these.
給你吧 大概都摔斷了 You can have them. They're probably broken.
沒什麽大不了的 Doesn't mean anything.
也許你可以幫我的書畫點東西 Maybe you can draw something for my book.
我可以再畫一次你 I could draw you again.
沒有人想看瘸子的畫像 No one wants to see pictures of cripples.
你不算是瘸子 You're hardly a cripple.
再說 真正的藝術家看不見這些 Besides, true artists don't see that stuff.
你是說盲人藝術家吧 Blind artists, you mean.
沒事的 It's fine.
我只能接受現實 我這輩子 I'll just accept I'll be one of those guys
永遠沒機會親吻女孩 who'll never get to kiss a girl.
會有機會的 喬喬 You will be kissed, Jojo.
你想讓我親你嗎 Do you want me to kiss you?
好了 Okay.
兩件事 Two things.
第一件事 Thing number one:
納粹和猶太人像我們這樣相處是違法的 It's illegal for Nazis and Jews to hang out like we do,
更別說親吻了 let alone kiss.
第二件事 Thing number two:
那只是同情的吻 不算數 It'd just be a sympathy kiss, which doesn't count.
你不是納粹 You're not a Nazi.
我超級喜歡卍字 I'm massively into swastikas,
我覺得這就夠明顯了吧 so I think that's a pretty good sign right there.
你不是納粹 喬喬 You're not a Nazi, Jojo.
你是個喜歡卍字 You're a ten-year-old kid who likes swastikas
喜歡穿可笑的制服 and likes dressing up in a funny uniform
想要被接納的十歲小孩 and wants to be part of a club.
但是你跟他們不一樣 But you are not one of them.
好吧 Okay.
我們保留意見吧 Let's just agree to disagree.
行嗎 All right?
還說我不是納粹 "Not a Nazi."
真是個臟兮兮的猶太佬 What a dirty Jew.
快 藏起來 Come on. Hide.
快點 Hurry. Go.
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
請容我介紹一下我自己 Allow me to introduce myself.
我是法肯海姆蓋世太保的 I'm Captain Herman Deertz
赫爾曼·迪爾茨上尉 of the Falkenheim Gestapo.
跟我一起的是 米勒先生 容克先生 With me, Herr Mueller, Herr Junker,
克魯姆先生和福赫士先生 我們可以進去嗎 Herr Klum and Herr Frosch. May we come in?
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler.
喬喬 Hey, Jojo!
大家好啊 Hey, guys!
很高興見到你們 Good to see you!
我的自行車胎癟了 所以我扛過來的 My bicycle got a flat tire, so I carried it.
-克倫森多夫上尉 希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Captain Klenzendorf. Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler.
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler.
你們都認識弗雷迪·芬克爾 You know Freddy Finkel.
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler.
我錯過什麽了嗎 So, did I miss anything?
沒有 我們剛剛才跟小孩打過招呼 No, no. We were just "Heil Hitlering" the boy
還有跟你打了招呼 and then "Heil Hitlering" yourself
當然了 還跟弗雷迪·芬克爾打了招呼 and then, of course, Heil Hitlering" Freddy Finkel
現在我們正在進行例行檢查 and now we are in the midst of a routine inspection.
你來這有何貴幹呢 上尉 And, uh, what brings you here, Captain?
我們只是路過 Oh, we were just passing by
想著可以給孩子送些小冊子 and we thought we'd drop off some pamphlets for the boy.
他為我們工作 He works for us.
-我知道了 -嗯 - I see. - Ja.
-那麽你呢 -你知道的 - And yourself? - Oh, you know how it is.
每天我們都會接到電話 "你好 是蓋世太保嗎 Every day we take a call. "Hello, is that the Gestapo?
我覺得我的冰箱後面藏了個共產黨" I believe there's a Communist hiding behind my fridge."
然後我們去調查 發現只是長黴了 We go around to investigate. It's just some mold.
跟共產黨差不多 So, not far off.
都是我工作的一部分 It's all part of the job.
我就喜歡這樣的小男孩臥室 Now this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
太棒了 Oh, yes.
他的海報 There he is.
你和朋友們可能聽過謠言 You and your friends may have heard a rumor
說希特勒只有一個睪丸 that Hitler only has one ball.
簡直是胡說八道 This is nonsense.
他有四個 He has four.
你在希特勒青年團做義工 對嗎 So, you are volunteering at the Hitlerjugend office, yes?
對 Yes.
好樣的 Good for you.
真希望有更多的小男孩像你一樣盲目狂熱 I wish more of our young boys had your blind fanaticism.
這些蠢貨到底想幹什麽 What on Earth are those oafs up to?
不如我們到樓上去看看 好嗎 Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?
你知道你媽媽在哪嗎 Do you know where your mother is?
不知道 應該是進城了 No. I think she's in town.
她最近在家的時間多嗎 Has she been spending much time at home?
她很忙 She is quite busy.
是嗎 Is she?
我很高興看到你穿著 Well, I'm pleased to see that you're wearing your...
青年團制服 jugend uniform,
但是 but...
你的刀呢 where is your knife?
你必須隨身攜帶青年團佩刀 你的刀呢 You must always carry your DJ knife. Where is it?
-我把它放在了 -在這 - I left it... - It's here.
你是哪位 And who might you be?
你又是哪位 你在我家幹什麽 Well, who might you be? And what are you doing in my house?
你也住在這嗎 You live here too?
我是他姐姐 英格 I'm his sister, Inge.
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
-希特勒萬歲 -希特勒萬歲 - Heil Hitler. - Heil Hitler.
我不知道你有姐姐 喬納斯 I did not know you had a sister, Johannes.
有時候他巴不得我死了 Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.
對吧 小科學怪人 Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?
行了 沒有必要 Now, now. There is no need to attack
攻擊他醜陋的外表 his hideous physical deformity.
這是戰爭留下的傷痕 That is a war wound.
但是 為什麽他的刀在你手上 But, uh, why do you have his knife?
我要守衛我的房間 因為他總是闖進來 I'm guarding my room because he refuses to stay out of it.
你在裏面藏了什麽 Well, what do you have hidden in there?
你也知道 女孩的東西 Oh, you know, girl stuff.
我可以進去嗎 May I?
當然 Naturally.
我們要處理不計其數的舉報 You see, we deal with an inordinate number of reports,
告發和普通調查 denunciations and general investigations.
當然 我們的確有興趣 And, of course, we are indeed interested
處理犯罪和反黨情緒 in problems of crime and anti-party sentiment,
但是我們最擔心的 but we still have one greater concern,
出自童話故事《金發姑娘和三只熊》
就是"金發姑娘" that of the "Goldilockses."
偷偷摸摸 吃別人的食物 Sneaking around, eating other people's food,
睡別人的床 sleeping in their beds.
實在是很沒禮貌 It really is quite rude.
你應該不介意把證件給我看看吧 I don't suppose I could see your papers, could I?
證件 貝茨勒小姐 請快點 Papers, Miss Betzler. Quickly, please.
我們沒那麽多時間 We don't have all day.
好的 當然可以 Yes, of course.
英格·貝茨勒
這張照片是幾歲拍的 How old are you in this photo?
三年前拍的 They're three years old.
我當時十四歲 I was 14.
出生日期 Date of birth?
5月1日 First of May.
1929年 1929.
正確 謝謝 英格 Correct. Thank you, Inge.
去拍張新的 這張照片看著像鬼一樣 Get a new photo. You look like a ghost in this one.
等等 Wait.
這是 What is...
什麽 this?
餵 猶太佬 猶太人調查
《餵 猶太佬》 Yoohoo Jew.
告訴我 誰寫的 Tell me, who did this?
是我 I did.
是猶太人調查 It's an exposé on Jews.
他們的思想 行為以及長相 How they think, behave, look.
是送給元首的禮物 It'll be a gift to the Führer.
各位 你們一定要來看看這個 Guys, you have to see this.
看看這個 他有條尾巴 Oh, look at this one. He has a tail.
這個像蝙蝠一樣倒掛著 There's one of them hanging upside down like a bat.
這一副 是頭的畫像 This one here, it is a drawing of their heads.
是誰在操控他們頭腦內部的機器 And who is operating the machinery of their brains?
惡魔 The devil.
真有趣 因為這就是事實 It's funny 'cause it's true.
看看這個愚蠢的小猶太人 Look at this little, stupid Jew.
長著犄角 There they are with horns.
這是什麽 What is this?
"去死吧 內森 去死吧" "Die, Nathan, die."
"殺死內森的方法" "Ways of killing Nathan."
內森被蛇折磨 Nathan being tortured by snakes.
被木棍捅 Poked with sticks.
被大炮發射出去 Being fired from a cannon
被辱罵 and just being called names.
內森被老式自行車的輪子壓扁 Nathan being crushed under the wheel of an old-time penny-farthing bicycle.
請問誰是內森 Who is Nathan, please?
一個男孩 Just some boy.
內森被架在火上烤 Nathan being roasted over an open fire.
讓我想起來我們得回去了 Reminds me, we must get back and...
-記得嗎 那個人還被我們吊在那呢 -對對 - You remember? Cause we left that guy hanging up. - Ja. Ja.
感謝你的作品 能讓我開心一整天 Thank you for this. You have really made my day.
希望你能繼續寫 I do hope you continue with it.
當然了 And, of course,
如果你看到可疑的人 給我們打電話 if you see anything suspicious, give us a ring.
再見 Good day.
希特勒萬歲 Heil Hitler.
很高興認識你 英格 Nice to meet you, Inge.
待在家裏 喬喬 Stay home, Jojo.
照看好你的家人 Look after your family.
看好這把刀 Look after this knife.
愛莎 你騙過他們了 Elsa, you fooled them.
5月7日 May seventh.
什麽 What?
她是5月7日出生的 不是5月1日 She was born on the seventh, not the first.
他幫了我們 He was helping us.
他們會回來的 They'll be back.
他們會查出來她已經死了 我也死定了 They'll figure out she's dead, then I'll be dead.
其實沒人知道英格死了 Nobody really knows Inge died.
你可以當她 You could be her.
媽媽回家之後我就告訴她一切 I'll tell Mama everything when she gets home.
告訴她我認識你 我們是朋友 That I know you and that we're friends.
猶太人和納粹不是朋友 Jew and Nazi are not friends.
天吶 徹頭徹尾的失敗 Man, that was a complete bust.
你能解釋一下嗎 You mind explaining that?
她不是 She's not...
她看起來不是壞人 She doesn't seem like a bad person.
我開始質疑你對我以及對黨的忠誠了 I am beginning to question your loyalty to myself and the party.
你說自己是愛國者 You call yourself a patriot?
但證據在哪 Yet, where is the evidence?
德國士兵生來肩上就扛著重擔 The German soldier was born out of necessity.
德國有賴於年輕人的激情 Germany depends on the passion of these young men.
隨時準備為祖國獻身的激情 Passion and the readiness to fall for the Fatherland
盡管投機取巧的同盟國徒勞反抗 despite the futile efforts of Allied war profiteers
派出準備不足的軍隊深入龍潭虎穴 who send their ill-prepared armies clumsily into the lair of the wolf.
只有那些勇敢地站到敵人面前的狂熱分子 And only zealous men who stand steadfast in the face of the enemy
才能永遠地被德國人銘記 will be etched in German memory forever.
現在由你來決定 是要被銘記 And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered,
還是無聲地消失在歷史的洪流裏 or disappear without a trace
就像一粒可悲的沙子掉進了毫無價值的沙漠 like a pitiful grain of sand into a desert of insignificance.
明確地告訴你 To put it plainly...
你得振作起來 輕重緩急拎拎清楚 get your shit together and sort out your priorities.
你已經十歲了 喬喬 You're ten, Jojo.
別再像個小孩子似的 Start acting like it.
來為希特勒青年團效力
解放德國 反抗納粹黨
不 No.
你知道她的身份嗎 Did you know?
她沒對我說太多 She didn't tell me much...
只是提到她和她的朋友一起行動 only that she worked with her friends
而你在遠方的爸爸也有參與 and your father was somehow involved from afar.
不 他正在打仗 No. He's fighting in the war.
她說戰爭一結束他就會回家 She said he'll be home as soon as the war's over.
她說 很顯然她不能告訴你這些 She didn't want to tell you anything for obvious reasons.
因為她恨我 Because she hated me.
因為我是個納粹 'Cause I'm a Nazi.
我是她的敵人 I'm the enemy.
她不想讓你知道 She didn't want you to know anything
因為那會讓你惹上麻煩 that could get you in trouble.
可現在我一無所有 But now I have nothing.
孤身一人 No one.
我最後一次見到我的父母是在火車站 The last time I saw my parents was at the station.
他們被押上一列火車 They were put on a train.
我逃跑了 I ran.
一點點找到回城市的路 Slowly found my way back to the city.
我一個朋友的爸爸把我藏了起來 A friend of my father's hid me.
之後藏在另一個朋友那裏 之後是朋友的朋友 Then another friend, then friends of friends.
直到你媽媽收留了我 Until your mother took me in.
目前為止 我活下來了 And so far, I'm still here.
但是我的... But my...
我的父母去了一個有去無回的地方 my parents went to a place you don't come back from.
你自由之後要做的第一件事是什麽 What's the first thing you'll do when you're free?
跳舞 Dance.
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
Everybody's Gotta Live - Love
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
♪ Sometimes the goin' gets so good ♪
♪ Then again, it gets pretty rough ♪
♪ But when I have you in my arms, baby ♪
♪ You know I just can't, I just can't get enough ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Yes, they do ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ Everybody try to have a, a good time ♪
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
♪ I feel like I've seen just about a million sunsets ♪
親愛的愛莎
♪ She said if you're with me, I'll never go away ♪
♪ That's when I stopped and I took another look at my baby ♪
內森
♪ She said if you're with me, I'll never go away ♪
♪ Because everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Before you know the reason why ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
就這樣 就這樣 快點 That's it. That's it. Hurry.
約克 Yorki?
喬喬 Jojo!
老天 Oh, God.
喬喬 Jojo.
我好想你 How I've missed you.
你媽媽的事我很遺憾 Sorry about your mama.
我聽說了以後哭了很久 I cried for ages when I heard what happened.
出什麽事了 What's going on out here?
是蘇聯人 喬喬 他們攻進來了 The Russians, Jojo. They're coming.
美國人從另一個方向也攻進來了 And the Americans from the other way.
還有英格蘭 中國 非洲 印度 And England and China and Africa and India.
整個世界都攻進來了 The whole world is coming.
幫我搬一下彈藥 Help me with this ammo.
-我們的軍隊呢 -很糟糕 - And how are we doing? - Terribly.
我們唯一的友軍是日本人 Our only friends are the Japanese.
我就偷偷和你說 And just between you and me,
他們看起來可不像雅利安人 they don't look very Aryan.
-記得我跟你提過的那個猶太人嗎 -記得 - Remember that Jew I told you about? - Yeah.
她還在我那 I still have her.
她現在差不多算是我的女友了 She's basically my girlfriend now.
挺厲害啊 喬喬 都有女友了 Good for you, Jojo. A girlfriend.
可是 你知道的 她是猶太人 But, you know, she's Jewish.
現在有比猶太人更嚴重的問題需要擔心 喬喬 There are bigger things to worry about than Jews, Jojo.
這世界上還有蘇聯人 There's Russians somewhere out there.
他們比所有人都可怕 They're worse than anyone.
我聽說他們會吃小孩 還會和狗性交 I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs.
夠邪惡了吧 I mean, like, that's bad, right?
和狗性交 Sex with dogs?
沒錯 英國佬也那麽幹 Yeah. The Englishmen do it, too.
我們得在他們吃掉我們 We have to stop them before
還有瞎搞我們的狗之前阻止他們 they eat us and screw all our dogs.
這太瘋狂了 It's crazy.
如今希特勒死了 我們只能靠自己了 And now Hitler's gone, we're really on our own.
-你說什麽 -你沒聽說嗎 - What? - You didn't hear?
他死了 He's dead.
他放棄了 飲彈自盡 He gave up and blew his brains out.
不 No.
那不可能 That's impossible.
全崩出來了 Blew them out.
他的腦漿 His brains.
原來他對我們隱瞞了許多事情 Turns out he was hiding a lot of stuff from us.
瞞著所有人做了許多壞事 Doing some really bad things behind everyone's backs.
我不確定我們站對了隊伍 I'm not sure we chose the right side.
好了 過來 好的 Okay. Come here. Okay.
看見那個美國人了嗎 See that American there?
過去給他一個擁抱 去吧 跑起來 快去 Just go give him a hug. Go! Run! Let's go!
約克 約克 好消息 Yorki. Yorki, great news.
你剛剛被升職了 有了你自己的配槍 You've just been promoted, and you get your own pistol.
快去朝著所有和我們看起來不一樣的人開槍 Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.
-去吧 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
喬喬 你的制服呢 Jojo, where's your uniform?
來 穿上這件外套 Here. Here, put the jacket on
這樣他們就不會對你開槍 so they know not to shoot you.
我們必須幹掉我們看到的所有人 We must kill everything that we see.
為了希特勒 For Hitler.
去死吧 醜惡的人渣 Die, devil scum!
去死吧 Die!
散開 Fall out!
沖啊 Ja.
快來 這邊走 Come. This way.
他們攻進來了 They are here!
美國人來了 The Americans!
快點 Come on.
-跟緊他 -在你後面 上尉 - Stay on him. - Behind you, Cap.
我來看看他 I'll check him.
小夥子們 Boys!
把戰俘帶走 Move the prisoners.
讓戰俘都排好隊 Keep the prisoners all in line.
快點 動作快點 Quickly. Quickly!
什麽 What?
我...我聽不懂 I-I don't understand.
走 快點走 Move! Move!
起來 狗腿子 Get up, wretched dog.
克上尉 Captain K.
你好啊 孩子 Heya, kid.
瞧瞧這陣仗 Look at all this commotion, huh?
-出什麽事了 -都瘋了 小家夥 - What's happening? - Hysteria, my friend.
我們已經...我們已經走投無路了 We've come... We've come to the end.
-一切都完了 -不 我和他們不一樣 - Party's over. - No, I'm not like them.
-你害怕嗎 不要害怕 -不 求你了 - Are you scared? Don't be scared. - No. Please.
-看著我 -不 不 - Look at me. - No. No.
羅茜的事我很遺憾 她是個好人 I'm sorry about Rosie. She was a good person.
真正的好人 An actual good person.
知道嗎 Okay?
沒事的 孩子 It's okay, kid.
我一直想告訴你 I've been meaning to tell you.
我覺得你的書真的很棒 I think your book is really great.
真的 抱歉之前嘲笑它 Ja, I'm sorry for laughing at it.
非常有創造性 Very creative.
起來 讓我看看你 Come here, let's take a look at you.
挺不錯 You look good.
你沒事 孩子 You're okay, kid.
回家吧 照顧好你那個姐姐 Now, go home. Look after that sister of yours.
好嗎 Okay?
滾開 滾開 猶太佬 Get away. Get away, Jew.
-什麽情況 -滾開 - What's going on? - Get away!
他是猶太佬 He's a Jew.
閉嘴 你認識這個納粹嗎 Shut up. You know this Nazi?
-他幫了我們 -我不認識這個骯臟的猶太佬 - He helped us. - No, I don't know this dirty Jew.
不 不 No, no...
滾開 猶太佬 Get away, Jew.
把嘴閉上 納粹 Shut your mouth, Nazi.
-不 不 不 -離開這裏 回家去 - No! No! No! - Get out of here. Go home.
-不 放開他 -回家去 - No! Leave him alone! - Go home!
不 No!
-放開我 -離開這裏 - Get off! - Get out of here.
回家去 Go home!
喬喬 Jojo?
約克 Yorki!
謝天謝地 我還以為你死了 Thank God. I thought you were dead.
沒有 我似乎永遠死不了 No. It seems like I can never die.
我要回家看我媽媽 I'm gonna go home and see my mother.
我需要一個擁抱 I need a cuddle.
-一切都亂套了 -是啊 我知道 - Nothing makes sense anymore. - Ja, I know.
絕對不是當納粹的好時候 It's definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
現在戰爭結束了 So now the war's over,
至少你的女友自由了 at least your girlfriend will be free.
她可以離開了 She can leave now.
有問題嗎 Something wrong?
我得走了 I've got to go.
-好的 -抱歉 - Okay. - Sorry.
回見 Later!
我回來了 I'm home.
外面什麽情況 What's going on out there?
-外面哪裏 -街上 傻瓜 - Out where? - Outside, dummy.
喬喬 什麽情況 Jojo, what's going on?
出去安全嗎 Is it safe to come out?
喬喬 安全嗎 Jojo, is it safe?
我能離開嗎 Can I leave?
不 No.
你不能離開 You can't leave.
為什麽 Why?
你必須待在這裏 You have to stay here...
誰贏了 Who won?
和我一起 with me.
喬喬 誰打贏了戰爭 Jojo, who won... who won the war?
我們贏了 We did.
德國贏了 Germany won the war.
我很抱歉 I-I'm sorry.
餵 猶太佬 猶太人調查
親愛的愛莎 "Dear Elsa.
我知道現在對你來說很艱難 "I know it's hard for you at the moment...
我知道你想要放棄 "And I know you feel like giving up.
但你必須堅持下去 "But you have to carry on.
我和你的好朋友喬喬 "Me and your good friend, Jojo,
設計了一個計劃幫你逃脫 "Have devised a plan for you to escape.
所以請聽他的話 "So, please listen to him.
他會幫你離開那裏 "He's gonna help you get out of there.
然後你可以來巴黎和我住 "And then you can come live with me in Paris.
別擔心喬喬 "And don't worry about Jojo.
他會沒事的 "He'll be okay.
巴黎見 "See you in Paris.
內森 Nathan."
-他死了 -什麽 - He's dead. - Pardon?
內森 Nathan.
他去年死了 He died last year.
肺結核 Tuberculosis.
那可真奇怪 Well... that's weird.
這些信是誰寫的 Who wrote these?
謝謝你 喬喬 Thank you, Jojo.
你一直都對我很好 You have been so good to me.
其實 Well, the thing is,
我愛你 I love you.
我知道你把我當弟弟 I know you think of me as a younger brother,
這沒問題 which is fine,
反正你年紀也太大了 and, you're too old anyway.
不過 But...
天 這裏好熱 Man, it's quite hot in here.
我也愛你 I love you, too.
-當弟弟愛 -當弟弟愛 - As a younger brother. - As a younger brother.
我和假內森真的有幫你逃脫的辦法 Look, me and fake Nathan have found a way for you to escape.
或許你可以信任弟弟 Maybe you can trust a younger brother?
或許 Maybe.
那好 Okay, then.
收拾好你的東西 Get your things together.
我們要走了 We're leaving.
喬喬·貝茨勒 Jojo Betzler.
十歲半 Ten and a half years old.
今天 Today,
你要盡你所能 just do what you can.
你他媽的想去哪啊 Where in the shit do you think you're going, hmm?
-出去 -出去 不行 - Out. - Out? No, you don't.
不 我們要待在這裏 No, we're gonna stay in here
你要一五一十地告訴我 and you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on
你和閣樓裏那東西是怎麽回事 with you and that thing in the attic.
那"東西"是個女孩 That "thing" is a girl.
-你愛上她了 是嗎 -是的 - You're in love with her, aren't you? - Yes.
-承認吧 -我說了是的 - Admit it. - I just said yes.
我就知道 I knew it!
你們永遠不可能 Well, it's never gonna work out.
不 她對你來說年紀太大 No. No, she's too old for you.
而且你很醜陋 And you're ugly.
你知道她會離開你的 對吧 You know she's gonna leave you. You know that, don't you?
接下來這樣 你個小混球 So, here's what's gonna happen, you little shit.
你戴上這個 You're gonna put this on, okay?
忘記上面那個惡心的猶太娘們兒 You're gonna forget about that disgusting Jewy cow up there.
回到我身邊 這是你的歸屬 And you're gonna come back to me, where you belong.
明白嗎 Right?
戴上 Put it on.
然後我們假裝這一切都沒發生過 And then, we're gonna pretend none of this ever happened.
懂了嗎 You got it?
你不向我致敬嗎 You're not gonna heil me?
快啊 看在過去的情分上 Come on? For old time's sake?
-向我致敬 小家夥 -不 - Heil me, little man. - No.
-向我致敬 -不 - Heil me. - No.
小小致敬一下 就一小下 拜托 Give me a little heil. Just a little heil. Please?
滾蛋 希特勒 Fuck off, Hitler.
走吧 Come on.
等等 Wait.
準備好了嗎 Ready?
好了 Yeah.
外面危險嗎 Is it dangerous out there?
極其危險 Extremely.
耶 Yeah!
我們成功了 We made it.
我活該 Probably deserved that.
現在我們做什麽 What do we do now?
接受一切的發生
美好與恐怖
堅持下去
沒有不變的情感
-賴內·馬利亞·裏爾克